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gallant knights to save us.
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of these little girls
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from a fairy princess.
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Okay, all right.
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princess of all!
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wish Princess Agnes
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the best fairy princess ever!
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just pretending for the other kids.
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Mr. Life of the Party!
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on a limb here,
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recently single, and... Oop.
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No limb.
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important to her...
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whose husband just died...
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not see you there.
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business on the petunias!
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Wilde of the AVL.
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should announce
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fire them, Mr. Gru.
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in getting you here.
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again in a heartbeat.
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a bit of a buzz, actually.
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think you are, but...
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Anti-Villain League.
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to fighting crime on a global scale.
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Kill someone, not our deal.
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caps, or vaporize Mount Fuji,
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proof that I did that.
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that, I put it back!
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of that, Mr. Gru.
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brought you here.
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Silas Ramsbottom.
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entire top-secret lab
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the Arctic Circle.
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devoted to experiments
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transmutation serum.
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Mmm, it's pretty bad. Look.
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see that in bunnies.
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133. As you can see, in the wrong
hands, the PX-41 serum
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weapon on Earth.
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135. Fortunately, it has a very
distinct chemical footprint.
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chem-tracking technology,
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in the Paradise Mall.
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that one of these
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master criminal.
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villain thinks, how a villain acts.
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you up undercover
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where hopefully...
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this is going,
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Impossible stuff, but no. No!
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147. I'm a father now. And a
legitimate businessman.
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delicious jams and jellies.
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150. Oh, attitude! That's right!
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tasing people and kidnapping them,
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give them a call!
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that's any better.
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be saying this,
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was kind of amazing.
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to doing something awesome,
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guys to get to bed.
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on your date?
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was arranging a date for you.
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and I'm not going on any date.
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the Moon landing on TV?
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It's so cool!
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Billy the other day.
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wondering if you...
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Gru touched Lisa!
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No! That's bonkers!
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a date, that's all. Case closed.
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181. I'm not scared. Of women.
Or dates.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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girl's name or a boy's name?
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It's almost Friday.
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batch, Dr. Nefario?
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to get every known
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one flavor of jelly.
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it, doesn't mean it's not good!
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I've been meaning
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for some time now.
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crimes, it's what I live for.
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more to our future than jelly?
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a line of jams.
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employment elsewhere.
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kidding, right?
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opportunity for me.
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proper send-off.
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awarded to Dr. Nefario
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an announcement to make.
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do you look like?
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for online dating!
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to get out there.
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getting out there! Ever!
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the announcement.
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by a top-secret agency
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save the world!
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The whole deal.
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save the world?
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recipe I got off the Internet.
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with the sprinkles!
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Or was I?
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I got it! Stop it!
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there was a little
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been working on.
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Krav Maga, Aztec warfare
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Why are you here?
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I'm your new partner.
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anything about a partner.
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of your checkered past,
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to work with you.
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Who's on the list?
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Hedda Blumentoft,
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the Word Floral Shop.
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of Stuff-A-Bear.
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restaurant, across the mall.
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And you are?
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And we are closed.
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to take un momento.
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Cinco de Mayo party,
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of your best cupcakes
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Mexican flag.
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I'll pick them up next week!
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if you get a chance, okay?
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a villain named El Macho.
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implies, very macho.
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heists using only his bare hands!
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El Macho was gone too soon.
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macho way possible.
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strapped to his chest
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an active volcano!
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Macho's pretty dead.
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Oh, no.
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a pile of singed chest hair.
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got to be El Macho!
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into his restaurant? Tonight?
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I am telling you,
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has the PX-41 serum,
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pajamas on, teeth brushed, time for bed.
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of work to do.
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let the bedbugs blah-blah-blah.
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help me practice
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Mother's Day show.
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Quickly.
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she braids my hair.
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mothers, everywhere.
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you smiled at the end.
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like a zombie, okay?
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she braids my hair...
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should do this.
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Why not?
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one to do the show.
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Veterans Day Pageant
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been in combat.
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just use your imagination.
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I have a Mom?
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do that, can't you?
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No.
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girls for me, okay?
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With me! Come on!
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We make no sound.
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You're going down.
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beam alarm triggers.
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kind of booby traps
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Huh? Come on.
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Get it off of me!
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something with these X-Ray goggles.
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Tell me! Tell me!
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something wrong?
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get out of my brain. Blech!
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463. Oh.
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464. Somebody's going
to die tonight.
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465. Pollito!
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466. What did they do to you? Pollito?
Can you hear me?
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467. Who would do this to such
a sweet little chicken'?
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468. What? Who's there?
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469. Mmm-mmm.
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470. You coming out? Or
am I gonna go in?
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471. Yah!
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472. Huh?
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473. Stop!
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474. My eyes!
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475. Gru, call one of
your munchkins!
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476. We've been spotted!
Come get us!
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477. Huh? Hey!
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478. Ah!
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479. Hmm, subtle.
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480. Over here! Over here!
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481. Over
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482. here.
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483. Hold tight!
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484. Aah!
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485. I have you now!
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486. Yay! Ice cream!
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487. Huh?
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488. All right, there he is.
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489. Suspect number eight,
Floyd Eaglesan.
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490. Oh, okay.
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491. See if you can get closer.
Go, go.
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492. All right.
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493. What the...
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494. Oh, no. That's not good.
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495. Whoa!
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496. Hey, uh, what?
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497. Oh!
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498. Hey, Gru!
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499. Oh, girls! What are
you doing here?
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500. Well, we thought we'd
come visit you at work.
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501. So, you're saving the
world in a garbage can?
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502. Funny.
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503. Hey! There you are.
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504. Oh. Who's this?
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505. Lucy, these are my girls,
Margo, Edith and Agnes.
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506. Girls, Lucy. Lucy, girls.
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507. Hello. Hi.
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508. Are you single?
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509. Oh! Goodness.
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510. Oh, hey! I have an idea. Since Lucy
and I have lots of work to do,
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511. why don't you girls go and
explore the mall? Bye!
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512. Here is some money, go buy
some useless mall junk.
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513. Some headbands and...
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514. Are you gonna marry Lucy?
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515. Are you out of your gourd? No!
She just works with me.
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516. Plus, you love her.
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517. You love her! You love her!
You really, really love her!
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518. And you're gonna get married!
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519. Okay, stop. This
is a song of lies.
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520. And I will be the flower girl!
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521. I don't even like her.
Now, go have fun!
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522. Almost forgot. Hugs!
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523. Good luck saving the world.
Bye.
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524. Bye, Gru!
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525. Kids, right? They're funny.
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526. Those girls totally adore you.
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527. I bet you're a fun Dad.
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528. Huh.
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529. I am pretty fun.
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530. Is that stealing?
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531. Not if my wish was that I would
get a lot of free coins.
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532. Whoa!
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533. Cool glasses.
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534. Oh.
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535. I'm Antonio.
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536. I'm Margo.
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537. I was just going to get a cookie.
Care to join me?
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538. Uh, sure.
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539. I'm Margo.
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540. Um, I'll catch up
with you guys later.
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541. Bye!
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542. Can I be the first
to say, "Ew!"
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543. We gotta go tell Gru!
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544. All right, I'm going in.
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545. If it picks up any traces of the
serum, the sensor in your belt buckle
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546. will make a sound like this...
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547. Mee-maw! Mee-maw!
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548. Mee-maw! Mee-maw! Okay!
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549. I get it. I get it.
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550. Welcome to Eagle Hair Club.
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551. It's about time you showed up,
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552. Mr. Gru.
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553. You know my name?
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554. When someone moves into the mall
who is folically-challenged,
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555. I make it my business
to know all about them.
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556. You are bald, and that is bad.
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557. There you go, my sweet.
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558. I'm getting nothing so far.
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559. I think you need
to move around.
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560. Wow, this looks interesting.
What is it?
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561. I take it you're an art lover?
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562. No serum.
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563. Yeah, not so much.
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564. Oh, how about this
impressive trinket?
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565. I'd hardly call it a
trinket, Mr. Gru.
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566. Nothing. The International...
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567. Yeah, I don't care.
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568. Mee-maw! Mee-maw!
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569. Hold on, I'm picking up something.
Behind that wall!
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570. Ah, and what do we have here?
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571. These are my trial wigs.
You should take one.
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572. No, thanks. So, what's on
the other side of the wall?
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573. Here you are! Look at me!
Focus!
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574. Gru?
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575. I promise that this wig will
transform you from ugly
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576. to irresistible.
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577. Margo has a boyfriend!
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578. And they're going on a date!
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579. Date? Boyfriend?
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580. What?
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581. There she goes!
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582. Oh, you're so funny.
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583. Gross!
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584. Look, they're in love.
Oh, no, no, no.
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585. Do not say that. No, no, no.
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586. And my dream is to one day
play video games for a living.
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587. Wow.
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588. You're so complicated.
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589. Margo.
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590. What is going on here?
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591. Oh, Gru, se llama Antonio.
Me llamo Margo.
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592. Me llama-lama ding-dong.
Who cares? Let's go.
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593. Whoa!
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594. Kids eat free on Tuesdays.
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595. Yay, Pop!
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596. That's awesome!
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597. So good to see you again, mi compadre!
Ha! Yeah.
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598. Oh, I see you have
already met my father.
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599. What? Father?
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600. Si. Look at this crazy small
world we live in, eh?
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601. Come, sit, let me
get you something.
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602. Oh, look at you. Heh?
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603. He likes me.
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604. Oh, oh! I'm sorry. Pollito
is usually very friendly.
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605. He had a rough night.
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606. Well, we really should be going.
Girls, come on.
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607. That is a pity.
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608. Young love is beautiful, no?
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609. No!
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610. You know, they're not in love.
They hardly know each other.
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611. You are right,
Cabeza de huevo.
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612. They must get to know
each other better!
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613. Antonio, why don't you invite
your girlfriend and her family
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614. to our Cinco de Mayo party?
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615. No, no.
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616. Si!
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617. I'm sorry, El Macho?
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618. Hadn't we eliminated
him as a suspect
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619. after the whole
salsa incident?
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620. Yes, but there has been
a new development,
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621. and I'm telling you,
this is the guy.
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622. You need to arrest
him immediately.
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623. And his deviously
charming son!
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624. I'm pretty sure that the
son is involved, too.
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625. The son, also! You
got to get the son!
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626. I think that the son
is the mastermind!
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627. There's a look, there's
a devilish look
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628. in his eyes, and
I don't like it!
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629. Yes, but I don't really
see any evidence.
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630. Evidence, schmevidence.
I go with my gut,
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631. and my gut tells me that
this guy is El Macho.
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632. Lock him up, lock up the son.
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633. Don't forget about the son.
The kid gives me the creeps!
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634. Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.
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635. But, on the less crazy
side of things,
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636. Gru discovered traces of the
serum at Eagle Hair Club!
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637. Hmm, interesting.
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638. Yeah! And you know who
made that happen'? Huh?
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639. This guy. Nailed it.
Amazing, right?
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640. No, I mean, sure. But it's
not him, it is El Macho!
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641. Mr. Gru, please!
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642. No! It is him, and
I will prove it!
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643. Gru, come on!
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644. He really thinks
it's El Macho.
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645. Can you tell?
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646. Oh. Wooh!
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647. Give me that!
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648. Kevin, the Wi-Fi's out!
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649. Kevin?
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650. Hey, Lance, where
the heck is Kevin?
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651. All right, we need to revisit the
number of vacation days you guys get.
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652. I can't find anybody anymore.
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653. Gru, it's Jillian!
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654. I've got good news!
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655. I have my friend
Shannon here with me.
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656. I was thinking you two
could get some grub.
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657. You know, tear it up,
see what happens!
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658. Open Up!
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659. La, la, la, la, la, la, la...
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660. Agnes! Agnes, tell
Jillian I'm not here.
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661. Gru's not here.
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662. Are you sure?
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663. Yes, he just told me!
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664. Mmm-mmm!
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665. I mean, no, he
didn't just tell me.
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666. Agnes, where is Gru?
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667. He's putting on lipstick!
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668. He's swatting at flies!
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669. No! No!
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670. He's chopping his head off!
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671. He's pooping?
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672. I know you're in there, Gru!
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673. There's no way you're
getting out of this!
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674. I have to tell you, I was
so nervous about tonight.
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675. I mean there's just so
many phonies out there!
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676. Yes, I hear you.
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677. Oh, so, do you work out?
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678. Well...
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679. I mean, obviously, you don't,
but would you consider it'?
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680. Huh'? Physical fitness is
very important to Shannon.
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681. As you can tell, right? Huh?
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682. Ah.
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683. I can tell.
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684. Solid.
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685. We are in the
restaurant, you know.
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686. Hi. Takeout for Lucy?
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687. Sure, just a sec.
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688. Your accent is so exotic.
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689. Ah. Well, thank you very much.
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690. I know someone who can
fix that for you.
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691. And you'll be talking
normal in no time!
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692. Wooh. Is it hot in here?
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693. How's the food?
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694. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Are you wearing a wig?
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695. What?
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696. Ah! I don't think so.
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697. I knew it.
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698. You're a phony.
I hate phonies!
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699. Oh, what? No. These
locks are all mine.
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700. No, they're not!
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701. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm
gonna rip that thing off your head,
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702. and show everyone what a
bald-headed phony you are.
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703. I don't think so, Miss Lady.
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704. Hello?
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705. Hello? Are you...
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706. Hey, Gru.
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707. Hello, Lucy. How
are you doing?
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708. Wow, looks like your
date's out for the count.
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709. It's like she's been shot with
a mild moose tranquilizer.
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710. Yeah, I'm winking because
that's what actually happened.
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711. Scusi, what's happening here?
She no like?
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712. Oh, she's just, uh...
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713. Oh, ho.
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714. Si, si. Si.
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715. Shall we take her home?
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716. Oh!
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717. Well, I think you did it. You just
officially had the worst date ever.
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718. Huh, tell me about it.
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719. Don't worry. It can only get
better from here, right?
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720. But if it doesn't, you can
always borrow my dart gun.
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721. I've had to use it on one
or two dates myself.
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722. Yeah, you know, as
far as dates go,
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723. I think I'm good
with just the one.
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724. Well, good night, partner.
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725. This was fun.
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726. Yes. Surprisingly, it was.
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727. Oh, and, uh, just
between you and me?
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728. You look much better bald.
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729. See you tomorrow.
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730. Quack, quack, quack,
quack, quack!
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731. Yay!
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732. So, I take it the
date went well?
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733. No, it was horrible.
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734. High-five!
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735. Bump it.
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736. Mr. Ramsbottom?
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737. Oh, hello.
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738. What are you doing here?
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739. We got him. Got who?
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740. Floyd Eaglesan!
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741. Our agents located a secret
room in his shop last night
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742. and discovered this.
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743. It's empty, but we found traces
of the PX-41 serum in it.
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744. He's our man.
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745. So, somehow, in spite of your
incompetence, we solved this one.
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746. I was framed!
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747. You won't get away with this!
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748. Get your mitts off of me! I
am a legitimate businessman.
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749. Ah. All right. So what now?
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750. Well, now you're free to
go back to your business.
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751. Mmm. Jams and jellies.
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752. And it looks like
Agent Wilde will be
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753. transferring to our
Australian branch.
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754. Australia?
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755. Yes.
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756. But thank you for everything.
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757. And by everything, of
course I mean nothing.
Copy !req
758. Toodle pip and
cheerio, Mr. Gru.
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759. Hey, there. Hey.
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760. So, we got him.
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761. Yay. That's great.
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762. And now you're going
to Australia?
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763. Well, it's not definite yet.
I'm still figuring it out.
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764. I've already been
working on my accent.
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765. Wallaby. Didgeridoo.
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766. Hugh Jackman.
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767. So, um... Pretty excited.
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768. Great.
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769. Well, good luck.
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770. Thanks. You, too.
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771. Oh! Here. I wanted
to give you this.
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772. Your lipstick taser?
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773. Yeah, it's just a memento.
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774. Just, you know, from
the first time we met.
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775. Oh. Thank you, Lucy.
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776. Agent Wilde.
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777. Well, it looks like
they need you, so...
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778. Yeah, I better go.
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779. Bye, Gru.
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780. I brought you an umbrella.
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781. Ah, thank you.
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782. What are you doing out here?
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783. Remember when you said
that I liked Lucy?
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784. Well, it turns out,
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785. you're right.
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786. Really?
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787. Yes, but...
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788. Well, she's moving away.
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789. I'm never going
to see her again.
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790. Is there anything I
could do to help?
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791. Aw, I don't... I don't
think so, sweetheart.
Copy !req
792. Well, is there
anything you could do?
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793. Hello, Lucy. This is Gru.
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794. I know up to this point
our relationship
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795. has been strictly
professional,
Copy !req
796. and you're leaving for
Australia and all, but...
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797. Okay, here is the question.
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798. Would you like to...
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799. To go out on a date?
Copy !req
800. Uh, no.
Copy !req
801. Okay, that's not helping.
Copy !req
802. All right, here we go.
For real this time.
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803. I can do this.
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804. Agh! I hate you!
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805. Ah.
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806. Eh.
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807. Kevin? Mmm?
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808. Tom?
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809. Hello!
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810. Kampai! Kampai!
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811. Huh? Kampai!
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812. Bah!
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813. Oh.
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814. Cinco de May-ya-yo!
Cinco de May-ya-yo!
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815. Whoa!
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816. This place is awesome!
Copy !req
817. Okay. Let's party, huh?
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818. But first, let's
go over the rules.
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819. Because what is fun
without the rules?
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820. Agnes, easy on the churros.
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821. Edith, try not to kill anyone.
Hai!
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822. Margo!
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823. Hello, Mr. Gru.
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824. Okay.
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825. Gru!
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826. There must be the standard 6 feet
of space between you and boys.
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827. Especially this boy.
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828. Ah, you are a funny man.
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829. There are no rules, señor.
It's Cinco de Mayo.
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830. Come on! They're
starting the dance!
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831. ¡Arriba!
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832. So glad you could
make it, mi compadre.
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833. Hey, what's wrong?
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834. Oh, nothing. Nothing is wrong.
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835. I'm just chilling with the
guac, from my chip hat.
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836. Gru, please. I know
that look all too well.
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837. It is the look of
a broken heart.
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838. How did you know?
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839. Believe me, my friend, I
too have spent many nights
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840. trying to drown my
sorrows in guacamole.
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841. You? Yes.
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842. But we are survivors.
Copy !req
843. There's much more to
us than meets the eye.
Copy !req
844. Enjoy the party-
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845. Huh.
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846. Ah-ha!
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847. Ouch!
Copy !req
848. Say What?
Copy !req
849. Would you like some
peanuts or pretzels?
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850. That's a good joke.
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851. I just did a boom boom.
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852. I really need you to
make a choice, hon.
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853. I choose Gru.
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854. I choose Gru!
Copy !req
855. Thank you, Gru stewardess!
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856. You're welcome!
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857. Aah!
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858. You have not lost your
touch, my friend.
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859. Ah-ha! I knew it!
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860. You are El Macho!
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861. That's right!
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862. Nobody believed me!
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863. Ho-ho! But I knew
you weren't dead!
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864. Of course not. I
merely faked my death.
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865. But now, it's time for me
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866. to make a spectacular
return to evil.
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867. Doctor, I think it's time we
showed Gru what we're up to here.
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868. Dr. Nefario?
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869. Nice to see you, Gru.
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870. Wha...?
Copy !req
871. So, this is your new
job opportunity?
Copy !req
872. Absolutely. You're
gonna like this.
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873. Sorry.
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874. I had to borrow some of your minions,
but it was for a worthy 'cause.
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875. Oh! Kevin!
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876. No, he's not Kevin anymore.
Copy !req
877. Now he is an indestructible,
mindless killing machine!
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878. Bah!
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879. Just watch this.
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880. Bah!
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881. And here's the best part!
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882. I got an army of them!
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883. Look, look, look!
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884. Bah!
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885. Soon I will unleash
them on the world,
Copy !req
886. and if anyone, anyone
tries to stop them...
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887. Yeow!
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888. their city gets eaten!
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889. We can do it together.
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890. Together?
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891. Together!
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892. I have admired your
work for years, amigo.
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893. Stealing the Moon!
Are you kidding?
Copy !req
894. We would be unstoppable!
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895. Men like you, men like me.
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896. We should be ruling the world!
Copy !req
897. So, are you in?
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898. Woo-hoo!
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899. Uh, yeah, probably.
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900. Probably?
Copy !req
901. I mean, yes, yes!
Of course, yes.
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902. I just have a lot
going on right now.
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903. I just need to get some
things off my plate
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904. before we start taking over
the world, that's all.
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905. Excuse me? No, forget it.
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906. One hundred percent! Lam in!
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907. I think... Do you hear that?
I do.
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908. That's Agnes calling me
from on the surface.
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909. Totally in!
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910. You know what?
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911. I am not so convinced
that he is in.
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912. Edith, Agnes, come on! Ooh!
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913. Oops, sorry.
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914. We need to go home now.
Where is Margo?
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915. But I didn't get a turn!
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916. Margo!
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917. Come on. We're leaving...
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918. Hey, what's wrong?
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919. I hate boys.
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920. Yes. They stink.
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921. Uh, sorry. Honey,
we got to go.
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922. Oops! Sorry.
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923. Ya!
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924. Hey! Pollito,
what's the matter?
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925. Oh, hey, Eduardo!
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926. Lucia, I apologize.
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927. Pollito, he's usually
not like this.
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928. The same thing happened the
other day with Gru, and...
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929. Oh, well, speaking of Gru,
um, have you seen him?
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930. I really need to talk to him.
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931. Yes. I think he's
somewhere around here.
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932. You two are close, no?
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933. Oh, I don't know.
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934. I mean, "close," I wouldn't
say we were close.
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935. Why, did he say we were close?
Did he say that'?
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936. It's more what he didn't say.
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937. For instance, he
never mentioned
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938. that you were both working
for the Anti-Villain League!
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939. You're coming with me.
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940. Hey!
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941. Crikey!
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942. So, Eduardo's
actually El Macho?
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943. Cool!
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944. No, it is not cool!
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945. Plus, I pretty much knew
it was him all along,
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946. so if anyone's cool, it's me!
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947. Gru!
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948. Well, Dr. Nefario.
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949. El Macho's onto you. He knows
you're working for the AVL.
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950. And he's got your partner.
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951. Lucy?
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952. That's impossible. She's
on her way to Australia!
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953. Nefario?
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954. Sorry, gotta go!
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955. He's got Lucy?
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956. Not for long.
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957. Come on, we're getting
her out of there.
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958. What was that?
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959. I don't see anything.
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960. Run!
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961. My unicorn!
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962. Agnes, no!
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963. Come on! Hurry!
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964. What's the matter?
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965. Bah!
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966. Ooh lá lá.
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967. Kevin!
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968. Dr. Nefario! You're back!
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969. In the flesh.
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970. Behold, the antidote.
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971. Come on. Let's finally put this
horrible jelly to some good use.
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972. Ah! Ah!
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973. Hey, guys, come on!
Stay focused here.
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974. Huh?
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975. Uh...
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976. Oh.
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977. Uh,
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978. Curses! Foiled again!
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979. These guys captured me!
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980. Uh...
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981. No?
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982. Bah!
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983. Run!
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984. Up that tree!
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985. Hurry! Hurry!
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986. Hello, Gru!
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987. Hey hey! Nice work,
Dr. Nefario!
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988. I put an antidote
in the jelly.
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989. I mean, I'm happy to create an
evil army to destroy the world,
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990. but nobody messes
with my family.
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991. Thank you, Doctor.
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992. Now, let's go get the...
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993. Hi!
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994. You brought the girls?
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995. Yes!
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996. Oh.
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997. Was that wrong?
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998. What's happening
to my minions?
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999. Gru?
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1000. You guys, take care of
the rest of the minions.
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1001. I'm going to find Lucy.
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1002. Eat jelly, you purple freaks!
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1003. Whoa! Whoa!
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1004. It's over, El Macho.
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1005. Now, where is Lucy?
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1006. Let me show you.
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1007. Oh, hey, Gru!
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1008. Turns out you were right about
the whole El Macho thing, huh?
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1009. Yay!
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1010. One push of this button,
and I send that rocket
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1011. straight into the same volcano
where I faked my death.
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1012. Only this time, it's for real.
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1013. No!
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1014. Yah!
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1015. Tallyho!
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1016. We could have ruled the
world together, Gru!
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1017. But now,
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1018. you're gonna die.
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1019. Oh!
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1020. Ah!
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1021. Mmm, lipstick taser!
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1022. Aw, he copied me.
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1023. I am not afraid of
your jelly guns.
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1024. Oh, this ain't a
jelly gun, sunshine.
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1025. Ho-oh!
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1026. Don't worry about me,
Gru, I'll be fine.
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1027. I have survived lots
worse than this.
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1028. Okay, that's not
entirely true.
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1029. I'm actually kind of
freaking out up here!
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1030. Don't worry, I will
get you out of this.
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1031. I really hate that chicken.
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1032. Is there a red one? It's
usually the red one!
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1033. Gru, anytime now!
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1034. Listen, Lucy, we may not
get out of this alive,
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1035. so I need to ask
you a question.
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1036. Uh, better make it quick.
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1037. If I had asked you out on a
date, what would you have said?
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1038. Are you kidding me?
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1039. Yes!
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1040. Jump!
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1041. Lucy!
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1042. Lucy, where are you?
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1043. Oh, Lucy!
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1044. Gru!
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1045. Sorry! I guess you need your
arms to tread water, huh?
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1046. They'll be back.
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1047. Underwear...
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1048. Oh!
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1049. Can I be the first
to say, "Ew!"
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1050. Underwear...
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1051. Okay.
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1052. Excuse me.
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1053. Um, hi, excuse me.
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1054. Uh,
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1055. hi, everybody. I'd like
to make some toast.
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1056. Uh...
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1057. Okay.
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1058. She, um...
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1059. She kisses my boo-boos,
she braids my hair.
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1060. We love you,
mothers, everywhere.
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1061. And my new morn, Lucy,
is beyond compare.
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1062. Aww.
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1063. Aw.
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1064. To the bride and Gru!
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1065. Yeah!
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1066. Woo-hoo! I'm so happy!
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1067. Huh? Ha!
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1068. Bah!
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1069. Hey, Bob! Stuart!
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1070. Eh!
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1071. No?
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1072. Ah!
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1073. Bob!
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1074. Uh-Oh!
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1075. Okay.
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1076. Aah!
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1077. Shh!
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1078. Blah.
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