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gallant knights to save us.
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of these little girls
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from a fairy princess.
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little girls' dreams!
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the magic show.
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fairy princess of all!
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wish Princess Agnes
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the best fairy princess ever!
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just pretending for the other kids.
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out on a limb here,
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recently single, and... Oop.
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No limb.
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she's a riot!
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she has a lot of free time,
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important to her...
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husband just died...
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I did not see you there.
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business on the petunias!
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Those are Fred's, go crazy.
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of the AVL.
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Freeze ray!
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should announce
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you fire them, Mr. Gru.
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Mr. Gru.
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in getting you here.
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again in a heartbeat.
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I enjoyed that.
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a bit of a buzz, actually.
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think you are, but...
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the Anti-Villain League.
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to fighting crime on a global scale.
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112. Rob a bank, we're not interested.
Kill someone, not our deal.
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caps, or vaporize Mount Fuji,
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no proof that I did that.
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do that, I put it back!
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Mr. Gru.
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brought you here.
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Silas Ramsbottom.
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an entire top-secret lab
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the Arctic Circle.
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130. Hmm. The lab was
devoted to experiments
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a transmutation serum.
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Mmm, it's pretty bad. Look.
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see that in bunnies.
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hands, the PX-41 serum
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weapon on Earth.
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137. Fortunately, it has a very
distinct chemical footprint.
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chem-tracking technology,
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in the Paradise Mall.
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believe that one of these
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a master criminal.
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villain thinks, how a villain acts.
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you up undercover
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where hopefully...
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where this is going,
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Impossible stuff, but no. No!
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149. I'm a father now.
And a legitimate businessman.
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of delicious jams and jellies.
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just give them a call!
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like that's any better.
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be saying this,
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was kind of amazing.
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to doing something awesome,
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guys to get to bed.
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on your date?
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was arranging a date for you.
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and I'm not going on any date.
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the Moon landing on TV?
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It's so cool!
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Billy the other day.
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I was wondering if you...
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Gru touched Lisa!
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No! That's bonkers!
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a date, that's all. Case closed.
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Of women. Or dates.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Who are you texting?
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It's almost Friday.
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Dr. Nefario?
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to get every known
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one flavor of jelly.
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it, doesn't mean it's not good!
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I've been meaning
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about for some time now.
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crimes, it's what I live for.
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more to our future than jelly?
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considering a line of jams.
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employment elsewhere.
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you're kidding, right?
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opportunity for me.
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the proper send-off.
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awarded to Dr. Nefario
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an announcement to make.
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celebrity do you look like?
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what are you doing'?
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up for online dating!
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you to get out there.
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getting out there! Ever!
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the announcement.
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by a top-secret agency
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and save the world!
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The whole deal.
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gonna save the world?
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recipe I got off the Internet.
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with the sprinkles!
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Or was I?
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I got it! Stop it!
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saw there was a little
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I've been working on.
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Krav Maga, Aztec warfare
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Why are you here?
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I'm your new partner.
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about a partner.
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of your checkered past,
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refused to work with you.
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Who's on the list?
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Hedda Blumentoft,
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the Word Floral Shop.
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owner of Stuff-A-Bear.
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restaurant, across the mall.
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And you are?
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And we are closed.
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to take un momento.
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Cinco de Mayo party,
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200 of your best cupcakes
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the Mexican flag.
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on.
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I'll pick them up next week!
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if you get a chance, okay?
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a villain named El Macho.
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very macho.
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heists using only his bare hands!
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El Macho was gone too soon.
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macho way possible.
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strapped to his chest
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an active volcano!
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El Macho's pretty dead.
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Oh, no.
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a pile of singed chest hair.
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It has got to be El Macho!
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break into his restaurant? Tonight?
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because I am telling you,
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place has the PX-41 serum,
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pajamas on, teeth brushed, time for bed.
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a lot of work to do.
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let the bedbugs blah-blah-blah.
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you'd help me practice
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the Mother's Day show.
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Let me hear it. Quickly.
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she braids my hair.
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mothers, everywhere.
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you smiled at the end.
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like a zombie, okay?
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she braids my hair...
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should do this.
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Why not?
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one to do the show.
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the Veterans Day Pageant
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been in combat.
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just use your imagination.
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pretend I have a mom?
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You can do that, can't you?
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no, no! No.
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watch the girls for me, okay?
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With me! Come on!
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We make no sound.
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You're going down.
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What?
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laser beam alarm triggers.
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kind of booby traps
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Huh? Come on.
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little guy?
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Get it off of me!
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with that chicken?
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something with these X-ray goggles.
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Tell me! Tell me!
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ls something wrong?
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get out of my brain. Blech!
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462. What?
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463. Salsa?
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464. Aw, man.
Copy !req
465. Oh.
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466. Somebody's going
to die tonight.
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467. Pollito!
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468. What did they do to you?
Pollito? Can you hear me?
Copy !req
469. Who would do this to such
a sweet little chicken'?
Copy !req
470. What? Who's there?
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471. Mmm-mmm.
Copy !req
472. You coming out?
Or am I gonna go in?
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473. Yah!
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474. Huh?
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475. Stop!
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476. My eyes!
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477. Gru, call one of
your munchkins!
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478. We've been spotted!
Come get us!
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479. Huh? Hey!
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480. Ah!
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481. Hmm, subtle.
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482. Over here! Over here!
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483. Over
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484. here.
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485. Hold tight!
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486. Aah!
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487. I have you now!
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488. Yay! Ice cream!
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489. Huh?
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490. Huh?
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491. All right, there he is.
Copy !req
492. Suspect number eight,
Floyd Eaglesan.
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493. Oh, okay.
Copy !req
494. See if you can get closer.
Go, go.
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495. All right.
Copy !req
496. What the...
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497. Oh, no. That's not good.
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498. Whoa!
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499. Hey, uh, what?
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500. Oh!
Copy !req
501. Hey, Gru!
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502. Oh, girls! What are you
doing here?
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503. Well, we thought
we'd come visit you at work.
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504. So, you're saving the world
in a garbage can?
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505. Funny.
Copy !req
506. Hey! There you are.
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507. Oh. Who's this?
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508. Lucy, these are my girls,
Margo, Edith and Agnes.
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509. Girls, Lucy. Lucy, girls.
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510. Hello.
Hi.
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511. Are you single?
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512. Oh! Goodness.
Copy !req
513. Oh, hey! I have an idea. Since Lucy
and I have lots of work to do,
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514. why don't you girls go and
explore the mall? Bye!
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515. Here is some money, go buy
some useless mall junk.
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516. Some headbands and...
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517. Are you gonna marry Lucy?
Copy !req
518. Are you out of your gourd?
No! She just works with me.
Copy !req
519. Plus, you love her.
Copy !req
520. You love her! You love her!
You really, really love her!
Copy !req
521. And you're gonna get married!
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522. Okay, stop.
This is a song of lies.
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523. And I will be
the flower girl!
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524. I don't even like her.
Now, go have fun!
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525. Almost forgot. Hugs!
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526. Good luck saving the world.
Bye.
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527. Bye, Gru!
Copy !req
528. Kids, right? They're funny.
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529. Those girls totally
adore you.
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530. I bet you're a fun dad.
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531. Huh.
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532. I am pretty fun.
Copy !req
533. Is that stealing?
Copy !req
534. Not if my wish was that I would
get a lot of free coins.
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535. Whoa!
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536. Cool glasses.
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537. Oh.
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538. I'm Antonio.
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539. I'm Margo.
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540. I was just going to get a cookie.
Care to join me?
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541. Uh, sure.
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542. I'm Margo.
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543. Um, I'll catch up
with you guys later.
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544. Bye!
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545. Can I be
the first to say, "Ew!"
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546. We gotta go tell Gru!
Copy !req
547. All right, I'm going in.
Copy !req
548. If it picks up any traces of the
serum, the sensor in your belt buckle
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549. will make a sound like this...
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550. Mee-maw! Mee-maw!
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551. Mee-maw! Mee-maw!
Okay!
Copy !req
552. I get it. I get it.
Copy !req
553. Welcome to Eagle Hair Club.
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554. It's about time you showed up,
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555. Mr. Gru.
Copy !req
556. You know my name?
Copy !req
557. When someone moves into the mall
who is folically-challenged,
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558. I make it my business
to know all about them.
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559. You are bald, and that is bad.
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560. There you go, my sweet.
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561. I'm getting
nothing so far.
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562. I think you need
to move around.
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563. Wow, this looks interesting.
What is it?
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564. I take it you're an art lover?
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565. No serum.
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566. Yeah, not so much.
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567. Oh, how about this
impressive trinket?
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568. I'd hardly call it
a trinket, Mr. Gru.
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569. Nothing.
The International...
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570. Yeah, I don't care.
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571. Mee-maw! Mee-maw!
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572. Hold on, I'm picking up something.
Behind that wall!
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573. Ah, and what do we have here?
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574. These are my trial wigs.
You should take one.
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575. No, thanks. So, what's on
the other side of the wall?
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576. Here you are!
Look at me! Focus!
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577. Gru?
Copy !req
578. I promise that this wig will
transform you from ugly
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579. to irresistible.
Copy !req
580. Margo has a boyfriend!
Copy !req
581. And they're going on a date!
Copy !req
582. Date? Boyfriend?
Copy !req
583. What?
Copy !req
584. There she goes!
Copy !req
585. Oh, you're so funny.
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586. Gross!
Copy !req
587. Look, they're in love.
Oh, no, no, no.
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588. Do not say that. No, no, no.
Copy !req
589. And my dream is to one day
play video games for a living.
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590. Wow.
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591. You're so complicated.
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592. Margo.
Copy !req
593. What is going on here?
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594. Oh, Gru, se llama Antonio.
Me llamo Margo.
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595. Me llama-lama ding-dong.
Who cares? Let's go.
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596. Whoa!
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597. Kids eat free on Tuesdays.
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598. Yay, Pop!
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599. That's awesome!
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600. So good to see you again, mi compadre!
Ha! Yeah.
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601. Oh, I see you have
already met my father.
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602. What? Father?
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603. Si. Look at this crazy
small world we live in, eh?
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604. Come, sit,
let me get you something.
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605. Oh, look at you. Heh?
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606. He likes me.
Copy !req
607. Oh, oh! I'm sorry. Pollito
is usually very friendly.
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608. He had a rough night.
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609. Well, we really should be going.
Girls, come on.
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610. That is a pity.
Copy !req
611. Young love is beautiful, no?
Copy !req
612. No!
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613. You know, they're not in love.
They hardly know each other.
Copy !req
614. You are right,
Cabeza de huevo.
Copy !req
615. They must get to
know each other better!
Copy !req
616. Antonio, why don't you invite
your girlfriend and her family
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617. to our Cinco de Mayo party?
Copy !req
618. No, no.
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619. Si!
Copy !req
620. I'm sorry, El Macho?
Copy !req
621. Hadn't we
eliminated him as a suspect
Copy !req
622. after the whole
salsa incident?
Copy !req
623. Yes, but there has
been a new development,
Copy !req
624. and I'm telling you,
this is the guy.
Copy !req
625. You need to
arrest him immediately.
Copy !req
626. And his
deviously charming son!
Copy !req
627. I'm pretty sure that
the son is involved, too.
Copy !req
628. The son, also!
You got to get the son!
Copy !req
629. I think that
the son is the mastermind!
Copy !req
630. There's a look,
there's a devilish look
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631. in his eyes,
and I don't like it!
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632. Yes, but I don't
really see any evidence.
Copy !req
633. Evidence, schmevidence.
I go with my gut,
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634. and my gut tells me
that this guy is El Macho.
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635. Lock him up, lock up the son.
Copy !req
636. Don't forget about the son.
The kid gives me the creeps!
Copy !req
637. Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.
Copy !req
638. But, on the less
crazy side of things,
Copy !req
639. Gru discovered traces of the
serum at Eagle Hair Club!
Copy !req
640. Hmm, interesting.
Copy !req
641. Yeah! And you know
who made that happen'? Huh?
Copy !req
642. This guy.
Nailed it. Amazing, right?
Copy !req
643. No, I mean, sure. But it's
not him, it is El Macho!
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644. Mr. Gru, please!
Copy !req
645. No! It is him,
and I will prove it!
Copy !req
646. Gru, come on!
Copy !req
647. He really
thinks it's El Macho.
Copy !req
648. Can you tell?
Copy !req
649. Oh. Whoo!
Copy !req
650. Give me that!
Copy !req
651. Kevin, the Wi-Fi's out!
Copy !req
652. Kevin?
Copy !req
653. Hey, Lance,
where the heck is Kevin?
Copy !req
654. All right, we need to revisit the
number of vacation days you guys get.
Copy !req
655. I can't find anybody anymore.
Copy !req
656. Gru, it's Jillian!
Copy !req
657. I've got good news!
Copy !req
658. I have my friend
Shannon here with me.
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659. I was thinking you
two could get some grub.
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660. You know, tear it up, see what happens!
Copy !req
661. Open Up!
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662. La, la, la, la, la, la, la...
Copy !req
663. Agnes! Agnes,
tell Jillian I'm not here.
Copy !req
664. Gru's not here.
Copy !req
665. Are you sure?
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666. Yes, he just told me!
Copy !req
667. Mmm-mmm!
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668. I mean,
no, he didn't just tell me.
Copy !req
669. Agnes, where is Gru?
Copy !req
670. He's putting on lipstick!
Copy !req
671. He's swatting at flies!
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672. No! No!
Copy !req
673. He's chopping his head off!
Copy !req
674. He's pooping?
Copy !req
675. I know you're in there, Gru!
Copy !req
676. There's no way you're
getting out of this!
Copy !req
677. I have to tell you, I
was so nervous about tonight.
Copy !req
678. I mean there's just so
many phonies out there!
Copy !req
679. Yes, I hear you.
Copy !req
680. Oh, so, do you work out?
Copy !req
681. Well...
Copy !req
682. I mean, obviously, you
don't, but would you consider it'?
Copy !req
683. Huh'? Physical fitness is
very important to Shannon.
Copy !req
684. As you can tell,
right? Huh?
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685. Ah.
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686. I can tell.
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687. Solid.
Copy !req
688. We are in the restaurant,
you know.
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689. Hi. Takeout for Lucy?
Copy !req
690. Sure, just a sec.
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691. Your accent
is so exotic.
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692. Ah. Well, thank you very much.
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693. I know someone who
can fix that for you.
Copy !req
694. And you'll be
talking normal in no time!
Copy !req
695. Whoo. Is it hot in here?
Copy !req
696. How's the food?
Copy !req
697. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Are you wearing a wig?
Copy !req
698. What?
Copy !req
699. Ah! I don't think so.
Copy !req
700. I knew it.
Copy !req
701. You're a phony.
I hate phonies!
Copy !req
702. Oh, what?
No. These locks are all mine.
Copy !req
703. No, they're not!
Copy !req
704. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm
gonna rip that thing off your head,
Copy !req
705. and show everyone what a
bald-headed phony you are.
Copy !req
706. I don't think so, Miss Lady.
Copy !req
707. Hello?
Copy !req
708. Hello? Are you...
Copy !req
709. Hey, Gru.
Copy !req
710. Hello, Lucy.
How are you doing?
Copy !req
711. Wow, looks like your
date's out for the count.
Copy !req
712. It's like she's been shot with
a mild moose tranquilizer.
Copy !req
713. Yeah, I'm winking because
that's what actually happened.
Copy !req
714. Scusi, what's happening here?
She no like?
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715. Oh, she's just, uh...
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716. Oh, ho.
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717. Si, si. Si.
Copy !req
718. Shall we take her home?
Copy !req
719. Oh!
Copy !req
720. Well, I think you did it. You just
officially had the worst date ever.
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721. Huh, tell me about it.
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722. Don't worry. It can only get
better from here, right?
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723. But if it doesn't, you can
always borrow my dart gun.
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724. I've had to use it on
one or two dates myself.
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725. Yeah, you know,
as far as dates go,
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726. I think I'm good
with just the one.
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727. Well,
good night, partner.
Copy !req
728. This was fun.
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729. Yes. Surprisingly, it was.
Copy !req
730. Oh, and, uh,
just between you and me?
Copy !req
731. You look much better bald.
Copy !req
732. See you tomorrow.
Copy !req
733. Quack, quack, quack,
quack, quack!
Copy !req
734. Yay!
Copy !req
735. So, I take it
the date went well?
Copy !req
736. No, it was horrible.
Copy !req
737. High-five!
Copy !req
738. Bump it.
Copy !req
739. Mr. Ramsbottom?
Copy !req
740. Oh, hello.
Copy !req
741. What are you doing here?
Copy !req
742. We got him.
Got who?
Copy !req
743. Floyd Eaglesan!
Copy !req
744. Our agents located a secret
room in his shop last night
Copy !req
745. and discovered this.
Copy !req
746. It's empty, but we found traces
of the PX-41 serum in it.
Copy !req
747. He's our man.
Copy !req
748. So, somehow, in spite of your
incompetence, we solved this one.
Copy !req
749. I was framed!
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750. You won't get away with this!
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751. Get your mitts off of me!
I am a legitimate businessman.
Copy !req
752. Ah. All right. So what now?
Copy !req
753. Well, now you're free to
go back to your business.
Copy !req
754. Mmm. Jams and jellies.
Copy !req
755. And it looks like
Agent Wilde will be
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756. transferring to our
Australian branch.
Copy !req
757. Australia?
Copy !req
758. Yes.
Copy !req
759. But thank you for everything.
Copy !req
760. And by everything,
of course I mean nothing.
Copy !req
761. Toodle pip and cheerio,
Mr. Gru.
Copy !req
762. Hey, there.
Hey.
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763. So, we got him.
Copy !req
764. Yay. That's great.
Copy !req
765. And now you're
going to Australia?
Copy !req
766. Well, it's not definite yet.
I'm still figuring it out.
Copy !req
767. I've already been
working on my accent.
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768. Wallaby. Didgeridoo.
Copy !req
769. Hugh Jackman.
Copy !req
770. So, um... Pretty excited.
Copy !req
771. Great.
Copy !req
772. Well, good luck.
Copy !req
773. Thanks. You, too.
Copy !req
774. Oh! Here.
I wanted to give you this.
Copy !req
775. Your lipstick taser?
Copy !req
776. Yeah, it's just a memento.
Copy !req
777. Just, you know,
from the first time we met.
Copy !req
778. Oh. Thank you, Lucy.
Copy !req
779. Agent Wilde.
Copy !req
780. Well, it looks like
they need you, so...
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781. Yeah, I better go.
Copy !req
782. Bye, Gru.
Copy !req
783. I brought you an umbrella.
Copy !req
784. Ah, thank you.
Copy !req
785. What are you
doing out here?
Copy !req
786. Remember when you
said that I liked Lucy?
Copy !req
787. Well, it turns out,
Copy !req
788. you're right.
Copy !req
789. Really?
Copy !req
790. Yes, but...
Copy !req
791. Well, she's moving away.
Copy !req
792. I'm never going
to see her again.
Copy !req
793. Is there anything
I could do to help?
Copy !req
794. Aw, I don't... I don't
think so, sweetheart.
Copy !req
795. Well, is there
anything you could do?
Copy !req
796. Hello, Lucy. This is Gru.
Copy !req
797. I know up to this
point our relationship
Copy !req
798. has been
strictly professional,
Copy !req
799. and you're leaving for
Australia and all, but...
Copy !req
800. Okay, here is the question.
Copy !req
801. Would you like to...
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802. To go out on a date?
Copy !req
803. Uh, no.
Copy !req
804. Okay, that's not helping.
Copy !req
805. All right, here we go.
For real this time.
Copy !req
806. I can do this.
Copy !req
807. Agh! I hate you!
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808. Ah.
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809. Eh.
Copy !req
810. Kevin?
Mmm?
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811. Tom?
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812. Hello!
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813. Kampai! Kampai!
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814. Huh? Kampai!
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815. Bah!
Copy !req
816. Oh.
Copy !req
817. Cinco de May-ya-yo!
Cinco de May-ya-yo!
Copy !req
818. Whoa!
Copy !req
819. This place is awesome!
Copy !req
820. Okay. Let's party, huh?
Copy !req
821. But first,
let's go over the rules.
Copy !req
822. Because what is fun
without the rules?
Copy !req
823. Agnes, easy on the churros.
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824. Edith, try not to kill anyone.
Hai!
Copy !req
825. Margo!
Copy !req
826. Hello, Mr. Gru.
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827. Okay.
Copy !req
828. Gru!
Copy !req
829. There must be the standard 6 feet
of space between you and boys.
Copy !req
830. Especially this boy.
Copy !req
831. Ah, you are a funny man.
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832. There are no rules, señor.
It's Cinco de Mayo.
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833. Come on!
They're starting the dance!
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834. ¡Arriba!
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835. So glad you could
make it, mi compadre.
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836. Hey, what's wrong?
Copy !req
837. Oh, nothing.
Nothing is wrong.
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838. I'm just chilling with the
guac, from my chip hat.
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839. Gru, please. I know
that look all too well.
Copy !req
840. It is the look
of a broken heart.
Copy !req
841. How did you know?
Copy !req
842. Believe me, my friend,
I too have spent many nights
Copy !req
843. trying to drown my
sorrows in guacamole.
Copy !req
844. You?
Yes.
Copy !req
845. But we are survivors.
Copy !req
846. There's much more to
us than meets the eye.
Copy !req
847. Enjoy the party-
Copy !req
848. Huh.
Copy !req
849. Ah-ha!
Copy !req
850. Ouch!
Copy !req
851. Say What?
Copy !req
852. Would you like some
peanuts or pretzels?
Copy !req
853. That's a good joke.
Copy !req
854. I just did a boom boom.
Copy !req
855. I really need you to
make a choice, hon.
Copy !req
856. I choose Gru.
Copy !req
857. I choose Gru!
Copy !req
858. Thank you, Gru stewardess!
Copy !req
859. You're welcome!
Copy !req
860. Aah!
Copy !req
861. You have not lost
your touch, my friend.
Copy !req
862. Ah-ha! I knew it!
Copy !req
863. You are El Macho!
Copy !req
864. That's right!
Copy !req
865. Nobody believed me!
Copy !req
866. Ho-ho! But I knew
you weren't dead!
Copy !req
867. Of course not.
I merely faked my death.
Copy !req
868. But now, it's time for me
Copy !req
869. to make
a spectacular return to evil.
Copy !req
870. Doctor, I think it's time we
showed Gru what we're up to here.
Copy !req
871. Dr. Nefario?
Copy !req
872. Nice to see you, Gru.
Copy !req
873. Wha...?
Copy !req
874. So, this is your
new job opportunity?
Copy !req
875. Absolutely.
You're gonna like this.
Copy !req
876. Sorry.
Copy !req
877. I had to borrow some of your minions,
but it was for a worthy cause.
Copy !req
878. Oh! Kevin!
Copy !req
879. No, he's not Kevin anymore.
Copy !req
880. Now he is an indestructible,
mindless killing machine!
Copy !req
881. Bah!
Copy !req
882. Just watch this.
Copy !req
883. Bah!
Copy !req
884. And here's the best part!
Copy !req
885. I got an army of them!
Copy !req
886. Look, look, look!
Copy !req
887. Bah!
Copy !req
888. Soon I will unleash
them on the world,
Copy !req
889. and if anyone,
anyone tries to stop them...
Copy !req
890. Yeow!
Copy !req
891. their city gets eaten!
Copy !req
892. We can do it together.
Copy !req
893. Together?
Copy !req
894. Together!
Copy !req
895. I have admired your
work for years, amigo.
Copy !req
896. Stealing the Moon!
Are you kidding?
Copy !req
897. We would be unstoppable!
Copy !req
898. Men like you, men like me.
Copy !req
899. We should be ruling the world!
Copy !req
900. So, are you in?
Copy !req
901. Woo-hoo!
Copy !req
902. Uh, yeah, probably.
Copy !req
903. Probably?
Copy !req
904. I mean, yes, yes!
Of course, yes.
Copy !req
905. I just have a lot
going on right now.
Copy !req
906. I just need to get
some things off my plate
Copy !req
907. before we start taking over
the world, that's all.
Copy !req
908. Excuse me?
No, forget it.
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909. One hundred percent! lam in!
Copy !req
910. I think...
Do you hear that? I do.
Copy !req
911. That's Agnes calling
me from on the surface.
Copy !req
912. Totally in!
Copy !req
913. You know what?
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914. I am not so
convinced that he is in.
Copy !req
915. Edith, Agnes, come on! Ooh!
Copy !req
916. Oops, sorry.
Copy !req
917. We need to go home now.
Where is Margo?
Copy !req
918. But I didn't get a turn!
Copy !req
919. Margo!
Copy !req
920. Come on. We're leaving...
Copy !req
921. Hey, what's wrong?
Copy !req
922. I hate boys.
Copy !req
923. Yes. They stink.
Copy !req
924. Uh, sorry. Honey,
we got to go.
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925. Oops! Sorry.
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926. Ya!
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927. Hey! Pollito,
what's the matter?
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928. Oh, hey, Eduardo!
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929. Lucia, I apologize.
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930. Pollito,
he's usually not like this.
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931. The same thing happened the
other day with Gru, and...
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932. Oh, well, speaking of Gru, um, have you seen him?
I really need to talk to him.
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933. Yes. I think he's
somewhere around here.
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934. You two are close, no?
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935. Oh, I don't know.
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936. I mean, "close,"
I wouldn't say we were close.
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937. Why, did he say we were close?
Did he say that'?
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938. It's more what he didn't say.
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939. For instance,
he never mentioned
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940. that you were both working
for the Anti-Villain League!
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941. You're coming with me.
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942. Hey!
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943. Crikey!
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944. So, Eduardo's
actually El Macho?
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945. Cool!
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946. No, it is not cool!
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947. Plus, I pretty much
knew it was him all along,
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948. so if anyone's cool, it's me!
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949. Gru!
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950. Well, Dr. Nefario.
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951. El Macho's onto you. He knows
you're working for the AVL.
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952. And he's got your partner.
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953. Lucy?
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954. That's impossible.
She's on her way to Australia!
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955. Nefario?
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956. Sorry, gotta go!
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957. He's got Lucy?
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958. Not for long.
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959. Come on, we're
getting her out of there.
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960. What was that?
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961. I don't see anything.
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962. Run!
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963. My unicorn!
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964. Agnes, no!
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965. Come on! Hurry!
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966. What's the matter?
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967. Bah!
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968. Ooh lá lá.
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969. Kevin!
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970. Dr. Nefario! You're back!
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971. In the flesh.
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972. Behold, the antidote.
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973. Come on. Let's finally put this
horrible jelly to some good use.
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974. Ah! Ah!
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975. Hey, guys, come on!
Stay focused here.
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976. Huh?
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977. Huh?
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978. Uh...
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979. Uh...
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980. Oh.
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981. Uh,
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982. Curses! Foiled again!
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983. These guys captured me!
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984. Uh...
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985. No?
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986. Bah!
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987. Run!
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988. Up that tree!
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989. Hurry! Hurry!
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990. Hello, Gru!
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991. Hey hey!
Nice work, Dr. Nefario!
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992. I put
an antidote in the jelly.
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993. I mean, I'm happy to create an
evil army to destroy the world,
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994. but nobody
messes with my family.
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995. Thank you, Doctor.
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996. Now, let's go get the...
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997. Hi!
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998. You brought the girls?
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999. Yes!
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1000. Oh.
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1001. Was that wrong?
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1002. What's happening
to my minions?
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1003. Gru?
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1004. You guys, take care of
the rest of the minions.
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1005. I'm going to find Lucy.
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1006. Eat jelly, you purple freaks!
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1007. Whoa! Whoa!
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1008. It's over, El Macho.
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1009. Now, where is Lucy?
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1010. Let me show you.
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1011. Oh, hey, Gru!
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1012. Turns out you were right about
the whole El Macho thing, huh?
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1013. Yay!
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1014. One push of this button,
and I send that rocket
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1015. straight into the same volcano
where I faked my death.
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1016. Only this time, it's for real.
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1017. No!
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1018. Yah!
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1019. Tallyho!
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1020. We could have ruled
the world together, Gru!
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1021. But now,
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1022. you're gonna die.
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1023. Oh!
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1024. Ah!
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1025. Mmm, lipstick taser!
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1026. Aw, he copied me.
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1027. I am not afraid
of your jelly guns.
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1028. Oh, this ain't
a jelly gun, sunshine.
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1029. Ho-oh!
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1030. Don't worry about me,
Gru, I'll be fine.
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1031. I have survived
lots worse than this.
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1032. Okay,
that's not entirely true.
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1033. I'm actually kind of
freaking out up here!
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1034. Don't worry,
I will get you out of this.
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1035. I really hate that chicken.
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1036. ls there a red one?
It's usually the red one!
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1037. Gru, anytime now!
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1038. Listen, Lucy, we may not
get out of this alive,
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1039. so I need to
ask you a question.
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1040. Uh, better make it quick.
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1041. If I had asked you out on a
date, what would you have said?
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1042. Are you kidding me?
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1043. Yes!
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1044. Jump!
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1045. Lucy!
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1046. Lucy, where are you?
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1047. Oh, Lucy!
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1048. Gru!
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1049. Sorry! I guess you need your
arms to tread water, huh?
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1050. They'll be back.
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1051. Underwear...
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1052. Underwear...
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1053. Underwear...
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1054. Oh!
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1055. Can I be
the first to say, "Ew!"
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1056. Underwear...
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1057. Okay.
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1058. Excuse me.
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1059. Um, hi, excuse me.
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1060. Uh,
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1061. hi, everybody.
I'd like to make some toast.
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1062. Uh...
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1063. Okay.
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1064. She, um...
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1065. She kisses my boo-boos,
she braids my hair.
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1066. We love you,
mothers, everywhere.
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1067. And my new morn,
Lucy, is beyond compare.
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1068. Aww.
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1069. Aw.
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1070. To the bride and Gru!
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1071. Yeah!
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1072. Woo-hoo!
I'm so happy!
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1073. Huh? Ha!
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1074. Bah!
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1075. Hey, Bob! Stuart!
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1076. Eh!
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1077. No?
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1078. Ah!
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1079. Bob!
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1080. Uh-Oh!
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1081. Okay.
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1082. Okay.
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1083. Aah!
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1084. Shh!
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1085. Blah.
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