1. - Remember when they used to let commercial airlines land in this town?
- Yeah.Copy !req
2. Well, I don't understand where we're going...Copy !req
3. or why the hell we're bothering anyhow.Copy !req
4. - You're doing a good deed.
- Wanna give us a better reason?Copy !req
5. Yeah. A maniac hijacked a municipal bus with 30
passengers on it. That's a very good reason.Copy !req
6. And I got a real bad hunch where those passengers are
and who that maniac is.Copy !req
7. You wanna share it with us?Copy !req
8. Phoenix.Copy !req
9. Simon Phoenix.Copy !req
10. Send a maniac to catch one.Copy !req
11. Phoenix!Copy !req
12. Don't move, Phoenix.Copy !req
13. You're under arrest.Copy !req
14. Arrest? Shit.Copy !req
15. And you're trespassing.Copy !req
16. Where are the passengers?Copy !req
17. Oh, yes, passengers.Copy !req
18. Well, they're...Copy !req
19. Fuck you.Copy !req
20. The passengers are gone.Copy !req
21. See, I told the city, I said
"Look, nobody comes down here."Copy !req
22. Postmen figured it out...Copy !req
23. policemen figured it out.Copy !req
24. But the goddamn bus drivers
just wouldn't listen.Copy !req
25. Last time, Phoenix.Copy !req
26. Where are the hostages?Copy !req
27. To hell with the hostages!
This is between you and me!Copy !req
28. What you got, soldier boy?Copy !req
29. Do something.Copy !req
30. Go ahead.Copy !req
31. You're up to your ass in gasoline.Copy !req
32. I'll set your ass on fire.Copy !req
33. Is it cold in here...Copy !req
34. or is it just me?Copy !req
35. Where are they, Phoenix?Copy !req
36. Now, where did I put them?Copy !req
37. I swear, I'd lose my head
if it wasn't attached.Copy !req
38. I'll keep that in mind.Copy !req
39. Damn it, John. I'm tired
of this "Demolition-Man" shit!Copy !req
40. You were not supposed
to come down here!Copy !req
41. You were not supposed to attempt
the arrest of Phoenix single-handed...Copy !req
42. and you were not supposed to blow anything up!Copy !req
43. It's not me, this time, Healy. He dumped the gas
and rigged the place to blow!Copy !req
44. Yeah right, you had nothing to do with it.Copy !req
45. I know you've been trying
to nail this psycho for 2 years.Copy !req
46. But try remembering a little thing called...Copy !req
47. official police procedure.Copy !req
48. - Where are the hostages?
- They're not here.Copy !req
49. What do you mean they are not here?Copy !req
50. He must've stashed them someplace else!Copy !req
51. How do you know they weren't in there? Are you sure?Copy !req
52. Because I did a thermo check and there
was only eight of them, all part of his gang.Copy !req
53. Wrong again!Copy !req
54. You got something to say, scumbag?Copy !req
55. Get him out of here!Copy !req
56. Motherfucker!Copy !req
57. You and I gonna have a nice long chat.Copy !req
58. Captain!Copy !req
59. Over here! There's bodies everywhere!Copy !req
60. There must be 20 or 30.Copy !req
61. They're everywhere.Copy !req
62. See that, Captain? I told him!Copy !req
63. He said he didn't care!Copy !req
64. How could you sacrifice
all those innocent people for me!Copy !req
65. What kind of man are you?Copy !req
66. We're gonna spend a lot of quality time together.
See you, sweetie!Copy !req
67. Honey! Sugar!Copy !req
68. If you got a lawyer, you better call him.Copy !req
69. John Spartan, you've done great deeds
for the city of Los Angeles.Copy !req
70. So, it is with some regret that, I,
William Smithers...Copy !req
71. acting as Assistant Warden,
hereby carry out this sentence.Copy !req
72. Skip it.Copy !req
73. Sargeant Spartan, you've been sentenced to 70 years...Copy !req
74. sub-zero re-habilitation
in the California Cryo-Penitentiary...Copy !req
75. for the involuntary manslaughter
of 30 innocent civilians.Copy !req
76. Skip it.Copy !req
77. You'll be placed in cryo-stasis
for the duration of your sentence...Copy !req
78. during which your behavior will be altered
through synaptic suggestion.Copy !req
79. You'll be eligible for parole
no earlier than the year 2046.Copy !req
80. I'm sorry, Sargeant.Copy !req
81. "All personnel..."Copy !req
82. "... the next scheduled parole hearing
for prisoner Gilmour..."Copy !req
83. "... will take place at 07:15"Copy !req
84. "Warden William Smithers
report to Level A, conference room"Copy !req
85. Mellow greetings, Warden William Smithers.Copy !req
86. Be well, Lieutenant Lenina Huxley.Copy !req
87. As it is a beautiful...Copy !req
88. Monday morning and as my duty log
irrationally requires it...Copy !req
89. I'm hereby querying you
on the prison population update.Copy !req
90. Does the tedium continue?Copy !req
91. Your earnest questioning is as amusing as it is irrelevant.Copy !req
92. The prisoners are ice cubes.
They never move.Copy !req
93. I find this lack of stimulus
to be truly disappointing.Copy !req
94. - Don't you think?
- I try not to.Copy !req
95. However, you're young, think all you want.Copy !req
96. Things don't happen anymore,
we've taken care of all that.Copy !req
97. I'll fiber-op you back
after the parole hearings.Copy !req
98. Have a peachy day, Lieutenant.Copy !req
99. Be well.Copy !req
100. Be well.Copy !req
101. "Vector 137"Copy !req
102. "Upcoming, Santa Monica Boulevard"Copy !req
103. "Retina coding accepted"Copy !req
104. "Warden William Smithers, be well"Copy !req
105. Go on.Copy !req
106. Self-drive on.Copy !req
107. "Self-drive engaged"Copy !req
108. Huxley, Lenina, coding on.Copy !req
109. "No police presence is requested
in the city at this time"Copy !req
110. "Report to the station"Copy !req
111. Oh boy, how exciting.Copy !req
112. That's it.Copy !req
113. Food, glorious food.Copy !req
114. There'll be another one in about 12 hours.Copy !req
115. These assholes are nothing if not predictable.Copy !req
116. God, I love to hate this place!Copy !req
117. There's not enough of us, Friendly.Copy !req
118. That doesn't really matter anymore, does it Crow?Copy !req
119. People are hungry.Copy !req
120. We've got nothing left to lose.Copy !req
121. Greetings, Merwin.Copy !req
122. Lovely Lenina.Copy !req
123. Greetings and salutations. Welcome
to the emergency line of the SAPD.Copy !req
124. If you prefer an automated response,
press 1 now.Copy !req
125. Be well.Copy !req
126. Mellow greetings, Lenina Huxley.Copy !req
127. Let me guess, all is serene?Copy !req
128. On the contrary, it's been a horrific a.m.Copy !req
129. There was a defacement of public buildings.Copy !req
130. Walls smudged with...Copy !req
131. scandalous graffiti.Copy !req
132. Really?Copy !req
133. Brutal. Why wasn't there
an "all-cars notify"?Copy !req
134. Because there was no need
to create widespread panic.Copy !req
135. Lieutenant Huxley...Copy !req
136. I monitored your disheartening
and distressing comments...Copy !req
137. to the warden this morning.Copy !req
138. Do you really long for chaos
and disharmony?Copy !req
139. Your fascination with the vulgar 20th century
seems to be affecting your better judgment.Copy !req
140. You realize you're setting a bad example
for other officers and sworn personnel.Copy !req
141. Thank you for the attitude re-adjustment, Chief Earle.Copy !req
142. Info assimilated.Copy !req
143. Sanctimonious asshole.Copy !req
144. "Lenina Huxley, you are fined one half credit..."Copy !req
145. "... for a 'sotto voce' violation
of the verbal-morality statute"Copy !req
146. Thank you.Copy !req
147. That was tense.Copy !req
148. - That was tense?
- Yes.Copy !req
149. Tell me something, Garcia? Don't you get bored
code tracing perps who break curfew and tell dirty jokes?Copy !req
150. Actually, no. I find my job deeply fulfilling.Copy !req
151. I just can not get over the reality
of this office, Lenina Huxley.Copy !req
152. You're still addicted to the 20th century.Copy !req
153. High from its harshness.
Buzzed by its brutality.Copy !req
154. Holy smokes!Copy !req
155. Is there anything in this office which
doesn't violate Contraband Ordinance 22?Copy !req
156. Only you, Alfredo Garcia.Copy !req
157. Don't you ever want something to happen?Copy !req
158. Goodness, no.Copy !req
159. I knew you were gonna say that.Copy !req
160. What I wouldn't give for some action.Copy !req
161. Mr. Simon Phoenix.Copy !req
162. One of our first
and most illustrious members.Copy !req
163. Allow me to...Copy !req
164. welcome you to your parole hearing.Copy !req
165. Let's get this over quickly.Copy !req
166. Twenty-nine years ago,
the parole system, as you know it...Copy !req
167. was rendered obsolete.Copy !req
168. Federal Statute 537-29...Copy !req
169. Stop it!Copy !req
170. Do you have anything fresh to say
on your behalf?Copy !req
171. I thought not.Copy !req
172. Yeah.Copy !req
173. I do.Copy !req
174. Teddy bear.Copy !req
175. How'd you know the password to the cuffs?Copy !req
176. I wish I knew.Copy !req
177. Simon says: Die.Copy !req
178. Warden...Copy !req
179. let's get this over quickly.Copy !req
180. "Retina coding accepted,
Warden William Smithers"Copy !req
181. "Be well"Copy !req
182. Yeah, you too.Copy !req
183. "187. 187."Copy !req
184. "Northwest quadrant. 187."Copy !req
185. Oh, my!Copy !req
186. I don't believe it!Copy !req
187. "Northwest quadrant. 187."Copy !req
188. What's a 187?Copy !req
189. I don't know.Copy !req
190. "Cryo-prison"Copy !req
191. "Level 6"Copy !req
192. "Identify Code 187."Copy !req
193. "M-D-K"Copy !req
194. "MurderDeathKill"Copy !req
195. MurderDeathKill!Copy !req
196. "Last recorded offense, September 25, 2010"Copy !req
197. "Initiate search, confirming location"Copy !req
198. "Cryo-prison, Level 6"Copy !req
199. "Two code 187's:
Officer John D'Argent, guard"Copy !req
200. "Officer Alfred Pamela, guard"Copy !req
201. "Tracking"Copy !req
202. "Live transmission diagnostic check,
Warden William Smithers"Copy !req
203. "Severe eye trauma,
ruptured spleen..."Copy !req
204. "... punctured lung..."Copy !req
205. "... broken rib, internal bleeding"Copy !req
206. "Condition critical"Copy !req
207. "Vital signs failing"Copy !req
208. "Imminent death"Copy !req
209. "Subject deceased"Copy !req
210. "187, Warden William Smithers..."Copy !req
211. "... born February 14th, 1967..."Copy !req
212. "... died August 4th, 2032"Copy !req
213. - What's the matter with all of you?
- The cryo-prison, sir.Copy !req
214. Three non-sanctioned life terminations.Copy !req
215. "Do you wish to assign a coroner?"Copy !req
216. MurderDeathKills!Copy !req
217. Three MDKs!Copy !req
218. Access for me the cryo-pen's morning hearing schedule...Copy !req
219. and display for me the list of people interviewed
for parole.Copy !req
220. "Accessing cryo-prison processing.
Restricted information"Copy !req
221. "Cocteau Cryo-prison,
morning hearing schedule"Copy !req
222. "August 4th, active file"Copy !req
223. "7:00 a.m.: Hyde, Quentin"Copy !req
224. "8:15: Peterson, Scott"Copy !req
225. "7:30: Phoenix, Simon"
- It's Phoenix!Copy !req
226. "7:45..."
- Who?Copy !req
227. Simon Phoenix.Copy !req
228. "Phoenix, Simon"Copy !req
229. "Accessing..."
- I knew him.Copy !req
230. He's evil in a way you've never read about.Copy !req
231. He's a criminal the likes
of which you've never seen.Copy !req
232. Hold that thought, Zachary Lamb.Copy !req
233. Simon Phoenix's code, now.Copy !req
234. "Access code for Phoenix, Simon"Copy !req
235. "No code found"
- L-7, you're not coming down with another virus, are you?Copy !req
236. "Of course not"
- You don't get it, Lenina Huxley.Copy !req
237. Phoenix isn't coded.Copy !req
238. He was chilled back in the 20th...Copy !req
239. before they started lo-jacking everybody.Copy !req
240. Declared his own kingdom
in South Central LA.Copy !req
241. In a bad time...Copy !req
242. - ... he was the worst.
- Emergency, code 187.Copy !req
243. "Emergency, Code 187."Copy !req
244. "Locating stopped code"Copy !req
245. "MurderDeathKill. MurderDeathKill"Copy !req
246. "Location..."Copy !req
247. "... Cryo-prison, parking area.
Cryo-prison, Level 6..."Copy !req
248. No.Copy !req
249. "Main cryo-prison parking zone"Copy !req
250. "Enhancing image"Copy !req
251. "Tracking Dr. Mostow"
- Oh, my.Copy !req
252. "187, deceased"Copy !req
253. "Do you wish to assign a coroner?"Copy !req
254. Tell me, L-7, is the doctor's conveyance still in the parking zone?Copy !req
255. "The answer is no. Car missing"Copy !req
256. "Doctor's conveyance is not
in parking zone. It is in motion"Copy !req
257. Locate precise code-fix
on doctor's conveyance.Copy !req
258. "Fixing location. Beverly Hills"Copy !req
259. "Robertson"Copy !req
260. "Doheny"
- Yes.Copy !req
261. "Beverly Drive"Copy !req
262. "Doctor's vehicle has been code-fixed..."Copy !req
263. "... approaching the corner of Wilshire
and Santa Monica Boulevard"Copy !req
264. Glorious.Copy !req
265. Fine work.Copy !req
266. All nearby units, ProtectServe...Copy !req
267. Wilshire and Santa Monica.Copy !req
268. - Unit 12 ProtectServe.
- Apprehend fugitive.Copy !req
269. Proceed with extreme assertiveness.Copy !req
270. "Doctor's vehicle has been code-fixed"Copy !req
271. "Approaching the corner of Wilshire
and Santa Monica Boulevard"Copy !req
272. I don't know. Lately I just don't feel like
there's anything special about me.Copy !req
273. "You are an incredibly sensitive man..."Copy !req
274. "... who inspires joy-joy feelings
in all those around you"Copy !req
275. - Get out of here!
- Excuse me, citizen.Copy !req
276. I'm sorry.Copy !req
277. "Greetings, Citizen! How are you feeling
on this glorious day?"Copy !req
278. "You look great today!"Copy !req
279. I feel good too.Copy !req
280. "Angeles Information Network.
Automated banking. City of San Angeles."Copy !req
281. Damn, I'm possessed.Copy !req
282. I wonder if I can play the accordion, too.Copy !req
283. "File code accepted"Copy !req
284. "Friendly, Edgar. Code level 60"Copy !req
285. "Listed offenses: Civil unrest activity..."Copy !req
286. "Don't you hear a thought repeating
in that brain of yours?"Copy !req
287. "The name Friendly, Edgar?"Copy !req
288. "Edgar Friendly"Copy !req
289. "Don't you have a job to do?"Copy !req
290. "Don't you have someone to kill?"Copy !req
291. "Someone to kill."Copy !req
292. "Someone to kill."Copy !req
293. " 'Gun', noun. Portable firearm"Copy !req
294. "This device was widely utilized
in the urban wars of the late 20th century"Copy !req
295. "Referred to as a 'pistol' "Copy !req
296. Look, I don't need a history lesson. Come on, pal.
Where are the goddamn guns?Copy !req
297. "You are fined one credit for a violation
of the verbal-morality statute"Copy !req
298. What? Fuck you.Copy !req
299. "Your repeated violation of the verbal-morality
statute has caused me to notify the SAPD"Copy !req
300. "Please remain where you are
for your reprimand"Copy !req
301. Yeah, right.Copy !req
302. The fuckers are fast, too.Copy !req
303. "You are fined one credit for violation
of the verbal-morality statute"Copy !req
304. ProtectServe in place.Copy !req
305. Four minutes, fifteen seconds lapse.Copy !req
306. Maniac is imminent. Request advice.Copy !req
307. "With a firm tone of voice..."Copy !req
308. "... demand maniac lie down
with hands behind back"Copy !req
309. Simon Phoenix!Copy !req
310. Lie down with your hands
behind your back!Copy !req
311. What's this?Copy !req
312. Six of you. Such nice, tidy uniforms.Copy !req
313. Oh, I'm so scared.Copy !req
314. What, you guys don't have sarcasm anymore?Copy !req
315. The maniac has responded with a scornful remark.Copy !req
316. "Approach and repeat ultimatum
in an even firmer tone of voice"Copy !req
317. "Add the words: or else!"Copy !req
318. Simon Phoenix!Copy !req
319. Lie down on the ground...Copy !req
320. or else!Copy !req
321. "Anti-Graffiti Activation Program..."Copy !req
322. "... activated"Copy !req
323. "Aborted"Copy !req
324. "Human presence detected"Copy !req
325. "Safety override code accepted"Copy !req
326. Lucky number seven.Copy !req
327. We're police officers!Copy !req
328. We're not trained to handle this kind
of violence!Copy !req
329. Hey, wait for me!Copy !req
330. Stupid.Copy !req
331. "Simon says: Everybody sing!"Copy !req
332. "And the home..."Copy !req
333. "... of the brave"Copy !req
334. "Play ball!"Copy !req
335. We've lost every camera for six blocks.Copy !req
336. Go to Century City, 1200 millimeters.Copy !req
337. He's going for the vehicle's battery coil.Copy !req
338. It's pure capacitance gel.Copy !req
339. The problem is not the defacement
of public buildings or...Copy !req
340. the noise pollution caused
by the exploding devices.Copy !req
341. Allow me to explain.Copy !req
342. The real problem lies
in the man whose initials...Copy !req
343. mark the detonating graffiti...Copy !req
344. on the streets of our peaceful city.Copy !req
345. The man behind the "E.F."...Copy !req
346. Mr. Edgar Friendly.Copy !req
347. For a sadly extended period of time...Copy !req
348. we in San Angeles...Copy !req
349. have been plagued by a pack
of subterranean hooligans.Copy !req
350. You will come to know them as "scraps".Copy !req
351. Men and women who have left the comfort
of our society...Copy !req
352. only to spew hostility...Copy !req
353. at the very bosom
they have relinquished.Copy !req
354. There was a time when we used
to look upon these scraps...Copy !req
355. as rather pathetic
and relatively harmless.Copy !req
356. Now they have a leader.Copy !req
357. Mr. Friendly seems relentless
in his ambition...Copy !req
358. to infect our harmony with his venom.Copy !req
359. He must, of course...Copy !req
360. be stopped.Copy !req
361. This radical terrorist behavior,
led by Mr. Friendly...Copy !req
362. must not be allowed
to undermine our safety.Copy !req
363. Safety Above All.Copy !req
364. I expect your trust,
confidence and certitude.Copy !req
365. If you'll excuse me.Copy !req
366. Dr. Cocteau...Copy !req
367. a cryo-con has effected self-release
from the penitentiary.Copy !req
368. It's quite horrific. MurderDeathKills,
all categories of chaos.Copy !req
369. Enhance your calm. Enhance your...Copy !req
370. "Be well" them for me.Copy !req
371. Get me Captain George Earle immediately.Copy !req
372. It was just...Copy !req
373. And he was so...Copy !req
374. How can a man be so blatantly sadistic?Copy !req
375. It was fun for him.Copy !req
376. I want you to do everything in your
power to snare this agent of destruction.Copy !req
377. "You have my utmost confidence."Copy !req
378. It will be done, Dr. Cocteau.Copy !req
379. "Be well."Copy !req
380. "Utmost confidence"Copy !req
381. "Everything in our power"Copy !req
382. What else is there?Copy !req
383. Zachary Lamb...Copy !req
384. how was the fiendish Simon Phoenix
apprehended back in the 20th?Copy !req
385. Twelve-state manhunt.Copy !req
386. Satellite surveillance.Copy !req
387. A video bite on Unsolved Mysteries.Copy !req
388. None of them worked.Copy !req
389. In the end, it took just one man.Copy !req
390. One cop.Copy !req
391. John Spartan.Copy !req
392. John Spartan?Copy !req
393. That's right.Copy !req
394. They called him the "Demolition Man".Copy !req
395. "Spartan file 98345, LAPD"Copy !req
396. "Spartan file 98761C, LAPD"Copy !req
397. Are you sure this is real life?Copy !req
398. Barely.Copy !req
399. Spartan's a legend.Copy !req
400. I've been doing a historical study.
Over 1,000 arrests over three years.Copy !req
401. All authentic criminals.Copy !req
402. There was a lot more business back then.Copy !req
403. "How can you justify
destroying a $7 million mini mall..."Copy !req
404. "... to rescue a girl
whose ransom is only $25,000?"Copy !req
405. "Fuck you, lady."Copy !req
406. "Good answer."Copy !req
407. This is your recommendation?Copy !req
408. The Demolition Man's an animal.Copy !req
409. He's clearly the man for a job such as this.
You could reinstate him.Copy !req
410. He's a muscle-bound grotesque...Copy !req
411. who hasn't worn a shield in 40 years.Copy !req
412. Simon Phoenix is an old-fashioned criminal.Copy !req
413. We need an old-fashioned cop.Copy !req
414. "Cryo-fac 312-618 is now ready
for routine maintenance and inspection"Copy !req
415. "John Spartan, 5864"Copy !req
416. "Pulmonary activity approaching normal"Copy !req
417. "Body temperature, 63% and rising"Copy !req
418. "Biolink engaged"Copy !req
419. "Laser defibrillation sequence started"Copy !req
420. "Plasma transfer in 15 seconds"Copy !req
421. "Plasma transfer, 10 seconds..."Copy !req
422. "... 8 seconds..."Copy !req
423. "... 6 seconds..."Copy !req
424. "Plasma transfer complete"Copy !req
425. "MTL complete"Copy !req
426. Hunting down an escaped cryo-con...Copy !req
427. by releasing another one?Copy !req
428. I am unconvinced.Copy !req
429. This is within the powers of the police charter, sir.Copy !req
430. He can be released on limited parole
and reinstated to active duty.Copy !req
431. It's not enough to collect the '90s,
you have to bring them back to life.Copy !req
432. Dr. Cocteau said everything within our power.Copy !req
433. I can't think of a better idea.Copy !req
434. That doesn't mean it's a good one.Copy !req
435. This man comes from a dissimilar method
of law enforcement.Copy !req
436. I'm not sure he's any different
than Simon Phoenix himself.Copy !req
437. Detective?Copy !req
438. Detective, I am Lieutenant Lenina Huxley.Copy !req
439. The year is 2032.Copy !req
440. The reason you have been released is—Copy !req
441. How long have I been under?Copy !req
442. Thirty-six years.Copy !req
443. I had a wife.Copy !req
444. What happened to my wife?Copy !req
445. Her light was extinguished
in the Big One of 2010.Copy !req
446. She died.Copy !req
447. In an earthquake.Copy !req
448. The earthquake.Copy !req
449. I had a daughter.Copy !req
450. I made a promise. What happened to her?Copy !req
451. John Spartan.Copy !req
452. I am Chief of Police George Earle.Copy !req
453. We didn't thaw you out
for a family reunion.Copy !req
454. Consider it fortunate the lieutenant
even bothered to do a probe on your wife.Copy !req
455. This is about you
and the cryo-con Simon Phoenix.Copy !req
456. What?Copy !req
457. Today Simon Phoenix escaped from
this cryo-facility. We've had 11 MurderDeathKills...Copy !req
458. so far.Copy !req
459. You see, we've become a society
of peace-loving...Copy !req
460. and understanding and we are,
quite frankly, not equipped...Copy !req
461. to deal with this situation.Copy !req
462. There's been no deaths of unnatural causes
in San Angeles for 16 years.Copy !req
463. Where?Copy !req
464. The Santa Barbara, Los Angeles,
San Diego Metroplex merged in 2011.Copy !req
465. You are in the center of what used to be Los Angeles.Copy !req
466. That's great.Copy !req
467. - You, get me a Marlboro.
- Yes, of course. Right away.Copy !req
468. What's a Marlboro?Copy !req
469. It's a cigarette. Any cigarette.Copy !req
470. Smoking is not good for you. And it's been
deemed that anything not good for you is bad.Copy !req
471. Hence, illegal. Alcohol, caffeine,
contact sports, meat—Copy !req
472. Are you shitting me?Copy !req
473. "John Spartan, you are fined one credit
for violation of the verbal-morality statute"Copy !req
474. What the hell is that?Copy !req
475. "John Spartan, you are fined one credit..."
- Bad language...Copy !req
476. chocolate, gasoline, uneducational toys
and anything spicy.Copy !req
477. Abortion is also illegal, but then again
so is pregnancy if you don't have a license.Copy !req
478. Caveman...Copy !req
479. let's finish with the Rip Van Winkle
and get moving.Copy !req
480. Our Mr. Phoenix has risen from the ashes.Copy !req
481. I tracked that dirtbag for two years...Copy !req
482. and when I finally bring him down
you turn me into an ice cube for my trouble.Copy !req
483. Thanks, but no thanks.Copy !req
484. The conditions of your parole
are full reinstatement into the SAPD...Copy !req
485. and immediate assignment
to the apprehension of Simon Phoenix.Copy !req
486. Or...Copy !req
487. you can go back into cryo-stasis.Copy !req
488. Not many people get a second chance,
John Spartan.Copy !req
489. Here you go.Copy !req
490. Any new inforama on Simon Phoenix?Copy !req
491. There is nothing, Lenina Huxley.Copy !req
492. Where's your John Spartan?Copy !req
493. He went to the bathroom.
I guess he got all thawed out.Copy !req
494. Sir, I formally convey my presence.Copy !req
495. How are you doing?Copy !req
496. We're not used
to physical-contact greetings.Copy !req
497. Look, I don't know...Copy !req
498. if you guys know it but you're...Copy !req
499. you're out of toilet paper.Copy !req
500. Did you say "toilet paper"?Copy !req
501. They used handfuls of wadded paper...Copy !req
502. back in the 20th.Copy !req
503. I'm happy that you're happy, but the place
where you're supposed to have the toilet paper...Copy !req
504. you've got this little shelf with three seashells on it.Copy !req
505. He doesn't know how to use the three seashells.Copy !req
506. I can see how that'd be confusing.Copy !req
507. I don't believe it. Is that you, Spartan?Copy !req
508. No. Zach?Copy !req
509. Zach Lamb?Copy !req
510. What happened to you?Copy !req
511. I got older.Copy !req
512. My God, I remember when you were...Copy !req
513. a snotnosed rookie pilot.Copy !req
514. They finally grounded me.Copy !req
515. Shit, you were a damn good flyer.Copy !req
516. "You're fined two credits for violation
of the verbal-morality statute"Copy !req
517. I'll be right back.Copy !req
518. They seem to be friends, yet...Copy !req
519. he speaks to him
in the most profane manner.Copy !req
520. If you'd read my study, you'd know
this is how insecure heterosexual males used to bond.Copy !req
521. I knew that.Copy !req
522. Thanks a lot you shit-brained,
fuck-faced, ball-breaking, duck-fucking...Copy !req
523. - ... pain in the ass.
- "You're fined five credits..."Copy !req
524. "... for repeated violations
of the verbal-morality statute"Copy !req
525. So much for the seashells.Copy !req
526. See you in a few minutes.Copy !req
527. "Voice check, Lenina Huxley"Copy !req
528. Unfortunately Simon Phoenix
was not coded.Copy !req
529. While you were sleeping everyone
in the city was installed a code.Copy !req
530. It was a brilliant idea by Dr. Cocteau.
An organically bio-engineered microchip...Copy !req
531. is sewn into the skin.Copy !req
532. Sensors all over the city
can zero in on anyone at any time.Copy !req
533. I can't even conceive a visual of what you
police officers did before it was developed.Copy !req
534. We worked for a living. This fascist crap
makes me want to puke.Copy !req
535. What do you think you're scratching, caveman?Copy !req
536. You really think we'd let you go
without control?Copy !req
537. Your code was implanted
the second you thawed.Copy !req
538. Why didn't you just shove a leash up my ass?Copy !req
539. You dirty meat-eater!Copy !req
540. No matter how Viking your era was...Copy !req
541. I cannot digest how
you ever wore a badge!Copy !req
542. You're going back, John Spartan,
oh yes, you're going back!Copy !req
543. Could you two please
dump some hormones?Copy !req
544. We need every cortex we can get in this situation.Copy !req
545. We don't need the Neanderthal.Copy !req
546. Our computer has already examined
every feasable scenario...Copy !req
547. resulting from the appearance
of Simon Phoenix.Copy !req
548. It's determined he'll attempt to set up
a new drug lab and form a crime syndicate.Copy !req
549. "That is correct, Chief George Earle"Copy !req
550. Look, I hate to interrupt you two lovebirds...Copy !req
551. but that's really fucking stupid.Copy !req
552. You think he wants to start a business?Copy !req
553. Phoenix is going for a gun.Copy !req
554. Plain and simple.Copy !req
555. Trust me.Copy !req
556. He's going for a gun.Copy !req
557. Who cares what this primate thinks?Copy !req
558. Resonate some understanding.Copy !req
559. The only place a person
can even view a gun in this city...Copy !req
560. is at a museum.Copy !req
561. "Welcome to the San Angeles Museum of History"Copy !req
562. "Beneath you will see an excavation..."Copy !req
563. "... of an actual 20th-century street scene..."Copy !req
564. "... in downtown Los Angeles,
preserved since the earthquake of 2010"Copy !req
565. "For specific information
on objects featured in the exhibit..."Copy !req
566. "Firearms are displayed in the Armory..."Copy !req
567. "... located on Level A"Copy !req
568. "You are now entering the Hall of Violence..."Copy !req
569. "... a visual representation
of the primitive behavior prevalent..."Copy !req
570. "... during the late 20th century"Copy !req
571. Home, sweet home.Copy !req
572. John Spartan, even if Simon Phoenix
was able to locate the cache of firearms, it would...Copy !req
573. it would be impossible for him to remove them.Copy !req
574. She's right. They're located
in a maximum-security armory exhibit.Copy !req
575. It's just a hunch, so trust me on this.Copy !req
576. It's a cop thing.Copy !req
577. And what am I, a frog?Copy !req
578. - Excuse me.
- Yes?Copy !req
579. - I'll drive.
- I see.Copy !req
580. "Resetting all bio-links for new driver"Copy !req
581. "Weight, height, peripheral vision set"Copy !req
582. "If you would like..."Copy !req
583. "... to commence transportation,
John Spartan, initialize sequence now"Copy !req
584. You drive.Copy !req
585. "Welcome, Lieutenant Lenina Huxley"Copy !req
586. You seem very much alone,
John Spartan, but...Copy !req
587. things aren't all that different.Copy !req
588. Perhaps you'd like to hear
an oldies station? Oldies?Copy !req
589. "Oh, what a relief it is"Copy !req
590. This is the most popular station in town.Copy !req
591. Wall-to-wall mini-tunes.
You called them "commercials".Copy !req
592. "Here's that classic you've all been waiting for."Copy !req
593. "The number one request of the day:
'Armour Hot Dogs' "Copy !req
594. Yes.Copy !req
595. "Kids eat Armour Hot Dogs..."Copy !req
596. Oh, wow. This is my fave!Copy !req
597. "Skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks..."Copy !req
598. "Tall kids, sissy kids, even kids with...Copy !req
599. "... chicken pox love hot dogs"Copy !req
600. "Armour Hot Dogs"Copy !req
601. "The dogs kids love to bite."Copy !req
602. Somebody put me back in the fridge.Copy !req
603. "You are now entering the Armory exhibit"Copy !req
604. "You will find displays
in the cabinets and walls...Copy !req
605. So sorry. Didn't see you there.Copy !req
606. Sweet baby.Copy !req
607. Oh, shit.Copy !req
608. This is what I'm talking about.Copy !req
609. How do I get in here?Copy !req
610. Hey, hey, do you got to wait that 15-day waitin' period?
Or can I just, like, take one now?Copy !req
611. Motherfucker.Copy !req
612. Oh, fuck it.Copy !req
613. Mellow greetings.Copy !req
614. What seems to be your boggle?Copy !req
615. My "boggle"?Copy !req
616. How much do you weigh?Copy !req
617. Well, I happen to weigh—Copy !req
618. "Please vacate the museum, patrons"Copy !req
619. "Be calm"Copy !req
620. "Please vacate..."Copy !req
621. "... the museum, patrons. Be calm"Copy !req
622. Wait a minute, this is the future.Copy !req
623. Where are all the phaser guns?Copy !req
624. Mellow greetings, sir.Copy !req
625. What's your boggle?Copy !req
626. "Warning, please exit rapidly"Copy !req
627. "The magnetic accelerator gun,
the last produced hand-held weapon..."Copy !req
628. "... of this millennium,
displaced the flow of neutrons..."Copy !req
629. "... through a nonlinear cycloid
electromagnetic accumulator"Copy !req
630. So, what? It needs batteries?Copy !req
631. What size? Where the fuck do
you find batteries in the future?Copy !req
632. Is there a battery store around, motherfucker?Copy !req
633. Excuse me, museum patron. Can I—Copy !req
634. Where's Radio Shack?Copy !req
635. Sweet music to my ears.Copy !req
636. "... activated, the magnetic accelerator gun
will achieve fusion in 2.6 minutes"Copy !req
637. Yeah, well, I was thinking about leaving quickly.
Patience is not one of my virtues.Copy !req
638. Did you see that?Copy !req
639. What?Copy !req
640. Never mind. I give up trying
to figure this place out.Copy !req
641. Excuse me, Rambo. I need to borrow this.Copy !req
642. Access and correlate procedure.Copy !req
643. Establish communication with maniac intruder.Copy !req
644. Wrong.Copy !req
645. - Hey, Luke Skywalker. Use the Force.
- Oh, dear.Copy !req
646. - What the hell is this?
- It's a glow-rod. It's what we got.Copy !req
647. Does it work?Copy !req
648. Guess so.Copy !req
649. They have him trapped in Section 8.Copy !req
650. I doubt it, Huxley. Make sure that building's clear.Copy !req
651. Done. I want a visual, now!Copy !req
652. Every corridor of the museum, I want full
sensors routed to me. I want it 90 seconds ago.Copy !req
653. You guys wait here. Give me 10 minutes.Copy !req
654. "Museum patron,
you are now confined to the Armory"Copy !req
655. "Museum patron,
you are now confined to the Armory"Copy !req
656. "The Armory exhibit is now sealed"Copy !req
657. "All museum patrons still occupying
the facility should remain calm"Copy !req
658. "Help is imminent"Copy !req
659. This museum is no longer sealed, is it?Copy !req
660. What can I say? I'm a blast from the past.Copy !req
661. You should've stayed there.Copy !req
662. That voice sounds familiar. Who is that?Copy !req
663. Bad aim, Blondie.Copy !req
664. Spartan? John Spartan?Copy !req
665. Oh shit. They let anybody into this century!
What the hell are you doing here?Copy !req
666. Simon says: Bleed!Copy !req
667. Great. Just great.Copy !req
668. You're making it too easy for me, Phoenix.Copy !req
669. Come on, you space-age piece of shit!Copy !req
670. So, let me get this right.Copy !req
671. They defrosted you just so you could lasso
my piddly ass? Damn, you been had!Copy !req
672. I been dreaming about killing you for 40 years.Copy !req
673. Well, keep dreaming!Copy !req
674. "AcMag now re-activated"Copy !req
675. About time.Copy !req
676. Past is over, John!Copy !req
677. Time for something new and improved!Copy !req
678. Oh, hell.Copy !req
679. Holy Shit! I love this gun! Goddamn!Copy !req
680. How you liking the future, John?Copy !req
681. Come on!Copy !req
682. Oh, I know that must have hurt!Copy !req
683. Huh, Soldier Boy?Copy !req
684. You're on TV!Copy !req
685. Shit!Copy !req
686. You're dead, Spartan!Copy !req
687. Forgot to say: "Simon says"Copy !req
688. Oh, shit.Copy !req
689. Damn.Copy !req
690. It's a brave new world. Sorry, you gotta go!Copy !req
691. Shit!Copy !req
692. Our noble facility has been desecrated
by hooligans.Copy !req
693. Someone will pay dearly for this.Copy !req
694. Sir, the stress breeder is inside
being demobilized as we speak.Copy !req
695. Shit. Being frozen must've thrown
my aim off.Copy !req
696. Don't worry. I'll get you with the next shot.Copy !req
697. I don't think so.Copy !req
698. No kiss-kiss, no bang-bang.Copy !req
699. And you were doing so well.Copy !req
700. Now, don't you have a job to do?Copy !req
701. Isn't there a thought repeating
in that barbaric brain of yours?Copy !req
702. The name Friendly.Copy !req
703. Mr. Edgar Friendly.Copy !req
704. Don't you have someone to kill?Copy !req
705. - Yeah, I do.
- Excellent.Copy !req
706. Then go and do your job.Copy !req
707. Shit.Copy !req
708. Saved by the bell.Copy !req
709. Shit!Copy !req
710. Damn!Copy !req
711. You don't know how lucky you are
that maniac didn't whack you.Copy !req
712. Well, I must say that "whacking",
whatever it is, sounds most disagreeable.Copy !req
713. Well, you scared him away.Copy !req
714. I don't know how to thank you.
You saved my life.Copy !req
715. No problem.Copy !req
716. Not bad for a 74-year-old.Copy !req
717. Simon Phoenix knows
he has some competition.Copy !req
718. He's finally matched his meat.Copy !req
719. You really licked his ass.Copy !req
720. That's "met his match"...Copy !req
721. and "kicked his ass".Copy !req
722. "Met his match and kicked his ass."Copy !req
723. Captain Earle...Copy !req
724. Who is this man?Copy !req
725. Detective John Spartan, temporarily reinstated
to the San Angeles Police Department...Copy !req
726. to pursue the escaped cryo-con
Simon Phoenix.Copy !req
727. You told us to do everything
in our power to capture the madman.Copy !req
728. Yes, I did. I did.Copy !req
729. Yes, I do recall the exploits
of Mr. John Spartan.Copy !req
730. Yes, of course. The Demolition Man.Copy !req
731. That's quite all right.Copy !req
732. Unexpected. Creative.Copy !req
733. But quite all right.Copy !req
734. John Spartan, welcome.Copy !req
735. In honor of your arrival and your...Copy !req
736. protection of the sanctity of human life...Copy !req
737. namely my own...Copy !req
738. I'd like to invite you to join me
for dinner tonight.Copy !req
739. Both of you.Copy !req
740. Please, I insist.Copy !req
741. I would like you to accompany me...Copy !req
742. to Pizza Hut.Copy !req
743. Looking forward to it. Thanks.Copy !req
744. "Pizza Hut"?Copy !req
745. So let me get this right:Copy !req
746. Spacely Sprockets here, who's now
the man in charge, the Mayor-Gov...Copy !req
747. who wants to take me to Pizza Hut...Copy !req
748. though Lord knows I wouldn't mind a pizza...Copy !req
749. is also one of the guys who built the goddamn cryo-prison?Copy !req
750. "John Spartan, you are fined..."Copy !req
751. Dr. Cocteau is the most important man
in San Angeles.Copy !req
752. He practically created our whole way
of life...Copy !req
753. savage.Copy !req
754. He can have it.Copy !req
755. Now, Phoenix could be anywhere...Copy !req
756. but not being coded can hurt him
and limit his options.Copy !req
757. That is correct. Money is outmoded.Copy !req
758. All transactions are through codes.Copy !req
759. All right, so actually he can't buy food
or a place to stay for the night.Copy !req
760. It'd be a waste of time to mug somebody.Copy !req
761. Unless he rips off someone's hand,
let's hope he doesn't figure that one out.Copy !req
762. But with all officers already patrolling in a citywide crisis net...Copy !req
763. it should be just a matter of tick-tocks before we actually—Copy !req
764. More importantly. We already have a backup plan.Copy !req
765. We can just wait for another code to go red.Copy !req
766. And when Phoenix performs
another MurderDeathKill...Copy !req
767. we'll know exactly where to pounce.Copy !req
768. Great plan.Copy !req
769. Thank you.Copy !req
770. I've been an enthusiast of your escapades
for quite some time now.Copy !req
771. I have, in fact, perused some visuals from the
Schwarzenegger Library. That time you took that car...Copy !req
772. Hold it.Copy !req
773. "The Schwarzenegger Library"?Copy !req
774. Yes, the Schwarzenegger
Presidential Library.Copy !req
775. Wasn't he an actor, when you—Copy !req
776. Stop! He was President?Copy !req
777. Yes. Even though he wasn't born in this country, his popularity
at the time caused the 61st Amendment, which states...Copy !req
778. I don't want to know.Copy !req
779. President?Copy !req
780. What's the hell is this?
No door? No welcome mat?Copy !req
781. What is this?Copy !req
782. How do they expect you to kill somebody down here?Copy !req
783. Shit, I love that smell.
Reminds me of biscuits and gravy.Copy !req
784. All right. A job is a job.Copy !req
785. Edgar Friendly, whoever the fuck you are,
prepare for Simon Phoenix.Copy !req
786. So, what's with Cocteau guy anyway?Copy !req
787. He says I saved his life,
which I'm not even sure I did.Copy !req
788. And my reward is dinner and dancing
at Pizza Hut?Copy !req
789. I mean, hey, I like a big, fat piece of pizza, but come on...Copy !req
790. Your tone is quasi-facetious, but...Copy !req
791. you do not realise, that Pizza Hut was the
only restaurant to survive the Franchise Wars.Copy !req
792. So?Copy !req
793. So, now all restaurants are Pizza Hut.Copy !req
794. No way.Copy !req
795. Welcome to Pizza Hut.Copy !req
796. Enjoy your meal, sir.Copy !req
797. "Valley of the Jolly Green Giant"Copy !req
798. "Good things from the garden"Copy !req
799. "Garden in the valley"Copy !req
800. "Valley of the Jolly Green Giant"Copy !req
801. Here comes the Neanderthal.Copy !req
802. Mr. Spartan over there please,
and Lieutenant...Copy !req
803. Thank you.Copy !req
804. How are you doing?Copy !req
805. Enjoy-joy your meal, sir.Copy !req
806. Good thing I'm hungry.Copy !req
807. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to ask you
to raise your glasses to the hero of the hour...Copy !req
808. my savior...Copy !req
809. Detective John Spartan.Copy !req
810. "John Spartan"Copy !req
811. Appreciate it.Copy !req
812. Greetings and salutations.Copy !req
813. I'm Associate Bob.Copy !req
814. We met before, ever so briefly.
I was groveling in fear at the time.Copy !req
815. You got the salt over there, Bob?Copy !req
816. Salt is not good for you, hence, it is illegal.Copy !req
817. So, John Spartan, tell me...Copy !req
818. what do you think of San Angeles, 2032?Copy !req
819. Well considering the way things were going when I went in,
I thought the future would be a rotting cesspool.Copy !req
820. You weren't here
when the real disturbances began.Copy !req
821. Civilization tried to destroy itself.Copy !req
822. The city degenerated into a total fear zone.Copy !req
823. The citizenry cocooning in their homes, afraid to go out.
People just wanted the madness over.Copy !req
824. When I saw the chance
to make things right...Copy !req
825. I seized it.Copy !req
826. If I had not, the radiance
of San Angeles would not be here.Copy !req
827. Just your rotting cesspool of hate
and suffering. Which would you prefer?Copy !req
828. Maybe you can book me a flight out of here
when the sermon's over?Copy !req
829. John Spartan...Copy !req
830. for your crimes you would
surely have died...Copy !req
831. in jail before now.Copy !req
832. Even you must appreciate
the persuasively tranquil humanity...Copy !req
833. of the cryo-prison system?Copy !req
834. I don't want to spoil your dinner, pal, but
my cryo-sentence was no sweet lullaby.Copy !req
835. I had feelings and I had thoughts.Copy !req
836. How about a 36-year nightmare
about people caught in a burning building?Copy !req
837. You were awake? I don't think so.Copy !req
838. I do think so.Copy !req
839. And my wife beating her fists against a block
of ice that used to be her husband.Copy !req
840. Then you were nice enough to wake me up and let me know,
everything that meant something in my life is gone.Copy !req
841. It would have been more humane
to stake me down and leave me to the fucking crows.Copy !req
842. What would you say
if I called you a brutish fossil...Copy !req
843. symbolic of the decayed era
gratefully forgotten?Copy !req
844. I don't know. "Thanks"?Copy !req
845. I thought during rehabilitation...Copy !req
846. the prisoners were not conscious.
A person would go insane.Copy !req
847. The side-effects of the cryo-process...Copy !req
848. are unavoidable.Copy !req
849. You were found guilty of criminal charges.Copy !req
850. You owed and still do owe a debt to society.Copy !req
851. So, there's nothing I can do.Copy !req
852. Yeah, there is. Call for backup.
I'll be across the street.Copy !req
853. John Spartan, where... Where are you going?Copy !req
854. Bad guys about to do bad things.
It's just one of those hunches again.Copy !req
855. Go for the truck!Copy !req
856. The food's in the truck!Copy !req
857. Grab the big box! Come on, move! Move!Copy !req
858. You're gonna regret this the rest of your life.
Both seconds of it.Copy !req
859. Good night!Copy !req
860. Get him!Copy !req
861. What a fucking hero. Come on.Copy !req
862. Please, don't.Copy !req
863. What the hell?Copy !req
864. Such reckless abandonment.Copy !req
865. Looks like there is a new shepherd in town.Copy !req
866. That's "sheriff." Who were those guys?Copy !req
867. They're known as "scraps".Copy !req
868. Outcasts and deserters who choose
to live beneath us...Copy !req
869. in sewers and abandoned tunnels.Copy !req
870. They're a constant irritation
to our harmony.Copy !req
871. They're nothing but thugs and hooligans.Copy !req
872. A society of thieves. The last remaining
criminal element in the city.Copy !req
873. But plans are in progress
to purge this peril from our day.Copy !req
874. You're even better live than on laser disk.Copy !req
875. And the joy-joy way you paused to
make a glib witticism before doing battle...Copy !req
876. with that strangely-weaponed Scrap—Copy !req
877. Huxley, look! This isn't the Wild West, okay?Copy !req
878. The Wild West wasn't even the Wild West.Copy !req
879. Hurting people is not a good thing.Copy !req
880. Sometimes it is, but not...Copy !req
881. when it's a bunch of people looking for something to eat.Copy !req
882. San Angeles time is now 22:15.Copy !req
883. Huxley coding off.Copy !req
884. Auto-drive.Copy !req
885. Auto-drive engaged.Copy !req
886. Look, I'm sorry I yelled at you back there.Copy !req
887. No need to make a de-hurtful retraction.Copy !req
888. I just assimilated too much contraband.Copy !req
889. I fleshed you out as some
blow-up-the-bad-guy-with-a happy-grin-he-man type.Copy !req
890. But now I realise that you're the
moody-troubled-past-gunslinger-who-will-only-draw-when-he-must type.Copy !req
891. Huxley, stop.Copy !req
892. What?Copy !req
893. I'm not any of that. I just do my job and things get—Copy !req
894. Demolished.Copy !req
895. You know, I keep been looking around,
and I think about my daughter growing up in a place like this.Copy !req
896. and I'm afraid she's gonna think I'm some kind of primitive.Copy !req
897. I mean, as much as I want to see her,
I almost don't want to.Copy !req
898. Because I don't think I'm gonna fit into the picture very
well.Copy !req
899. Not very well at all.Copy !req
900. It'd be a minor misuse of police powers, but I...Copy !req
901. - ... I could do a search for you.
- No.Copy !req
902. Sorry.Copy !req
903. Oh, subject change. I got what you wanted.Copy !req
904. Oh, great.Copy !req
905. What do you need that for?Copy !req
906. It's just one of those cop hunches again.Copy !req
907. Lights.Copy !req
908. Nah, I've changed that.Copy !req
909. Illuminate.Copy !req
910. Deluminate.Copy !req
911. Isn't that nicer?Copy !req
912. Go ahead, you try it.Copy !req
913. Illuminate.Copy !req
914. Raymond, Raymond, we got to talk.Copy !req
915. How did you get in?Copy !req
916. Wish I knew. I got pass codes.Copy !req
917. Routes to secret underground kingdoms.Copy !req
918. Complete access
to the industrial data-grid interface.Copy !req
919. I don't even know what that shit means.Copy !req
920. But I've been meaning to ask you
about it, because I like it!Copy !req
921. I like it a lot!Copy !req
922. Your skills were given you for a reason.Copy !req
923. Not for your personal amusement.Copy !req
924. Your job is to kill Mr. Edgar Friendly
and stop a revolution before it precipitates.Copy !req
925. That is why you were rehabilitated.Copy !req
926. All right. I'm gonna do
your little dastardly deed for you.Copy !req
927. But it's gonna be a little bit more difficult than you thought.Copy !req
928. And I'm going to need some help.Copy !req
929. I'll need about five
or six more "special" men.Copy !req
930. And I just so happen to have a list.Copy !req
931. You see, I wouldn't want you to defrost any of
those mad dog killer types, you know what I mean?Copy !req
932. And none of those motherfuckers
from New York. They're too uptight.Copy !req
933. So you're going to be the only mad dog killer type around?Copy !req
934. Exactamundo.Copy !req
935. Fine.Copy !req
936. Take care of it.Copy !req
937. Just get it over with.Copy !req
938. You're beginning to be more trouble than you're worth.Copy !req
939. Oh, Raymond, don't say that.Copy !req
940. And what do I get out of all this?Copy !req
941. What do you want?Copy !req
942. Malibu.Copy !req
943. Santa Monica.
Hell, what about all the coastal cities?Copy !req
944. Well, I'll bear it in mind.Copy !req
945. - Good, I'll send you a memo.
- Just do your job!Copy !req
946. What is John Spartan doing here?Copy !req
947. Did you invite him to this little party of ours?Copy !req
948. Look, you finish your business...Copy !req
949. and I'll stuff him back in the freezer.Copy !req
950. Think of him as a guarantee.Copy !req
951. "A guarantee"?Copy !req
952. Well, you don't have much of a guarantee.Copy !req
953. I took care of Spartan once,
I'll take care of him again.Copy !req
954. Now we need those men defrosted.Copy !req
955. So, this where you live, Huxley?Copy !req
956. Very not bad.Copy !req
957. Thank you.Copy !req
958. So, where will I be staying?Copy !req
959. Oh, I've procured you a domicile
down the corridor from my own.Copy !req
960. Everything is voice coded,
so if you need something, just ask.Copy !req
961. Lights.Copy !req
962. What do you think?Copy !req
963. Clicked off a lot of credits to create
the perfect 20th-century apartment.Copy !req
964. It's very...Copy !req
965. Isn't it?Copy !req
966. John Spartan...Copy !req
967. There's, of course, a well-known and documented...Copy !req
968. connection between sex and violence.Copy !req
969. Not so much a causal effect...Copy !req
970. but a general state
of neurological arousal.Copy !req
971. And...Copy !req
972. after having observed
your behavior this evening and...Copy !req
973. my resultant condition...Copy !req
974. I was wondering
if you'd like to have sex?Copy !req
975. With you?Copy !req
976. Um-hum!Copy !req
977. Here?Copy !req
978. Now?Copy !req
979. Um-hum!Copy !req
980. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
981. Great!Copy !req
982. I'll be right back.Copy !req
983. Love Boat?Copy !req
984. There you go.Copy !req
985. Now, just relax.
We'll begin in a few seconds.Copy !req
986. Begin what?Copy !req
987. Having sex, of course.Copy !req
988. What's wrong? You broke contact.Copy !req
989. "Contact"? I didn't even touch you yet.Copy !req
990. But I thought you wanted to make love.Copy !req
991. Is that what you call this?Copy !req
992. Vir-sex has been proved to produce higher orders of
alpha waves during digitised transference of sexual energies.Copy !req
993. All right Huxley, what do you say we do it the old-fashioned way?Copy !req
994. Ugh, disgusting!Copy !req
995. You mean...Copy !req
996. - ... fluid transfer?
- No, I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka.Copy !req
997. That is no longer done.Copy !req
998. The exchange of bodily fluids,
do you know what that leads to?Copy !req
999. Yes, I do. Kids, smoking, desire to raid the fridge.Copy !req
1000. The rampant exchange of bodily fluids was one
of the major reasons for the downfall of society.Copy !req
1001. After AIDS, there was NRS,
after NRS there was UBT.Copy !req
1002. One of the first things that Dr. Cocteau
was able to do was to outlaw...Copy !req
1003. and behaviorally engineer all fluid transfer
out of socially acceptable behavior.Copy !req
1004. Not even, not even a mouth transfer's condoned.Copy !req
1005. Kissing's not allowed?Copy !req
1006. Ah.Copy !req
1007. Damn, I was a good kisser.Copy !req
1008. Ughh!Copy !req
1009. All right, what about kids?Copy !req
1010. - Procreation?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1011. We go to a lab.Copy !req
1012. Fluids are purified, screened...Copy !req
1013. and transferred by authorized
medical personnel only.Copy !req
1014. It is the only legal way.Copy !req
1015. What're you doing?Copy !req
1016. Breaking the law.Copy !req
1017. You are a savage creature, John Spartan.Copy !req
1018. And I wish you to leave my domicile, now!Copy !req
1019. Look, in...Copy !req
1020. "Code accepted. Be well, John Spartan"Copy !req
1021. Lights.Copy !req
1022. "Oh, he doesn't know how
to use the three seashells."Copy !req
1023. Happy Halloween.Copy !req
1024. "Behavioral engineering"?Copy !req
1025. "Hi, Martin, you know, I was thinking...
Oh, my God, I'm sorry, wrong number."Copy !req
1026. "Our noble facility has been desecrated
by hooligans."Copy !req
1027. "Someone will pay dearly for this."Copy !req
1028. "Sir, the stress breeder
is inside being demobilized."Copy !req
1029. "Shit! Being frozen must've thrown
my aim off. Don't worry."Copy !req
1030. "The next shot..."Copy !req
1031. "I don't think so."Copy !req
1032. "No kiss-kiss, no bang-bang."Copy !req
1033. Detective.Copy !req
1034. Listen, I'm sorry about last night.Copy !req
1035. Here, I made this for you.Copy !req
1036. For me?Copy !req
1037. Yeah.Copy !req
1038. Thank you.Copy !req
1039. Oh, I'll drive.Copy !req
1040. I gotta learn to do this once in my life.Copy !req
1041. Okay.Copy !req
1042. Thank you for the lovely gift.Copy !req
1043. Look, I don't know what you guys put in my cryo-slush,
but when I thawed out, the first thing I wanted to do was knit.Copy !req
1044. I mean, how come I know what a zipperfoot,
a shuttle and a hook and bobbin, a petitpoint is?Copy !req
1045. I could weave a throw rug now
with my eyes closed.Copy !req
1046. It's part of your rehab program.Copy !req
1047. For each inmate the computer
draws up a skill or trade...Copy !req
1048. which best suits to their genetic disposition.Copy !req
1049. It implants the knowledge...Copy !req
1050. and the desire to carry out
whatever the training was assigned.Copy !req
1051. I'm a seamstress?Copy !req
1052. Oh, that's just great.Copy !req
1053. I come out of cryo-prison
and I'm Betsy-fucking-Ross.Copy !req
1054. and Phoenix comes out, he can access computers,
operate all vehicles...Copy !req
1055. knows the location
of every damn thing in town...Copy !req
1056. and is three times stronger than he went in?Copy !req
1057. - Can you get me Phoenix's rehab program now?
- Sure.Copy !req
1058. - I'm a seamstress.
- Access code for Simon Phoenix.Copy !req
1059. "Access Simon Phoenix."Copy !req
1060. "Accessing..."Copy !req
1061. "Access denied!"Copy !req
1062. - What?
- "Security override"Copy !req
1063. This can't be right.Copy !req
1064. "Access granted, Officer Huxley."Copy !req
1065. "Accessing Simon Phoenix,
Deepfile Rehab 65-R."Copy !req
1066. "Urban Combatkill."Copy !req
1067. "Torture Methodology.
Computer Override Authority."Copy !req
1068. "Survival Tactics"
- There must be a mistake.Copy !req
1069. "Terrorism Tactics. Weapons Training.
Martial Arts. MurderDeathKill."Copy !req
1070. "Explosives Technician. Violent Behavior."Copy !req
1071. - This isn't a proper rehabilitation program.
- No kidding.Copy !req
1072. This would create a monster.Copy !req
1073. Who develops these programs?Copy !req
1074. Well, Cocteau Industries, of course.Copy !req
1075. But why would the benevolent...Copy !req
1076. Dr. Cocteau send such
a brute savage into our midst?Copy !req
1077. Well, that's a good question. Why don't we go ask him?Copy !req
1078. No, John Spartan. You do not accuse the
savior of our city of being connected with a...Copy !req
1079. multi-MurderDeathKiller like Simon Phoenix. It's...Copy !req
1080. rude.Copy !req
1081. I'll be subtle.Copy !req
1082. I'm good at subtle.Copy !req
1083. "Mellow greetings"Copy !req
1084. "We are happy to welcome you..."Copy !req
1085. "... to the Cocteau Behavioral
Engineering Complex"Copy !req
1086. "Be well"Copy !req
1087. Enhance your calm, John Spartan.Copy !req
1088. "Mellow apologies for my lack
of physical disposition, detective..."Copy !req
1089. "... but I do have an entire city-gov to run."Copy !req
1090. Well, run this.Copy !req
1091. You programmed Phoenix's rehab
to turn him into a terrorist.Copy !req
1092. And I don't think his escape
was an accident, either.Copy !req
1093. - Very subtle.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1094. Outside the museum,
why didn't he blow your brains out?Copy !req
1095. What did you say to him?Copy !req
1096. "I honestly don't remember. Does it matter?"Copy !req
1097. Yeah, it matters. I saw the security disk.Copy !req
1098. He had a full 10 seconds to figure out
where to put the hole in your fucking head.Copy !req
1099. "John Spartan, this display of barbaric behavior
was unacceptable even in your time."Copy !req
1100. But it worked.Copy !req
1101. When a man like Phoenix has a gun to your head,
10 seconds is 9 and a half seconds longer than you get.Copy !req
1102. "Not everyone is as eager as you..."Copy !req
1103. "... to resort to violence
to solve all the difficulties in life."Copy !req
1104. "Even now, I begin to wonder if the chaos in the museum
was the result of Mr. Phoenix's presence or your own?"Copy !req
1105. Wonder about this...Copy !req
1106. shithead.Copy !req
1107. If you think you got this maniac
under control, trust me...Copy !req
1108. you don't.Copy !req
1109. Is there something specific you plan
to do with that archaic device?Copy !req
1110. John Spartan.Copy !req
1111. No, I didn't think so.Copy !req
1112. Detective, the only thing I haven't got
under control is you.Copy !req
1113. But that can be solved.Copy !req
1114. You, my Cro-Magnon friend, are dead.
Your family's dead...Copy !req
1115. your past is dead.Copy !req
1116. Dead things cannot affect the living. So...Copy !req
1117. enjoy your moment...Copy !req
1118. of prehistoric bravado because
after you leave here it will be over.Copy !req
1119. Like everything else in your life.Copy !req
1120. Officer, return this man
to cryo-stasis immediately.Copy !req
1121. Be well.Copy !req
1122. Be fucked.Copy !req
1123. "You are fined one credit—"Copy !req
1124. Greetings, Citizen.
How are you on this glorious day?Copy !req
1125. I'll wait here.Copy !req
1126. Let's go.Copy !req
1127. - Oh, I don't know.
- Look, I do know. Now, turn that thing on.Copy !req
1128. I hope you know what you're doing.Copy !req
1129. But you're asking me to disobey a direct order.Copy !req
1130. I'm to escort you to the cryo-prison.Copy !req
1131. Look, you do what you gotta do, I know what I gotta do.
I gotta nail that maniac and put him on ice or that's where I'm gonna be.Copy !req
1132. - Enhance your calm, John Spartan.
- Look, I've had it with enhancing my calm.Copy !req
1133. I'm gonna find that psycho Phoenix and enhance his calm.
And when I'm done, I'm gonna turn all my attention to that Cocteau.Copy !req
1134. Now, you don't have to come with me.
I can do this alone, okay?Copy !req
1135. Even if Simon Phoenix was programmed to
escape, extinguish life and steal contraband weapons...Copy !req
1136. why are you proceeding into the depths of wasteland?Copy !req
1137. The reason your city-wide manhunt didn't work
was because Phoenix was in the one place...Copy !req
1138. a) you can't monitor...Copy !req
1139. b) are afraid to go and c) don't give a shit about.Copy !req
1140. Now, I want to go down there, I want to find Phoenix
and I'm gonna put him in a hurt locker.Copy !req
1141. So, you want to come with me? Or you want to arrest me, huh?Copy !req
1142. Okay.Copy !req
1143. I'm with you.Copy !req
1144. Let's go blow this guy.Copy !req
1145. Away.Copy !req
1146. Blow this guy away.Copy !req
1147. Whatever.Copy !req
1148. She's got a way with words.Copy !req
1149. Ugh!Copy !req
1150. Ugh!Copy !req
1151. What's wrong, Huxley?Copy !req
1152. It's not very clean.Copy !req
1153. A real garden spot.Copy !req
1154. All right, which way Garcia?Copy !req
1155. Over there.Copy !req
1156. All right, guys, be ready for anything.Copy !req
1157. "My dog's better than your dog"Copy !req
1158. "My dog's better than yours"Copy !req
1159. "My dog's better 'cause
he gets Kennel-Ration. My dog's..."Copy !req
1160. I'm sorry, when I'm nervous, I...Copy !req
1161. Sorry.Copy !req
1162. Over here.Copy !req
1163. - Ooh!
- Eew!Copy !req
1164. Oh, what's that emanation?Copy !req
1165. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1166. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
1167. Come on, guys.Copy !req
1168. No, hey, just relax.
All I want is a burger and a beer, if you got one.Copy !req
1169. How am I gonna pay?Copy !req
1170. - Huxley, it's better to give.
- Ow!Copy !req
1171. Ah!Copy !req
1172. You wanna a slug?Copy !req
1173. Oh, no, thank you.Copy !req
1174. I think I'm gonna be sick.Copy !req
1175. Oh, God.Copy !req
1176. This is fantastic. You guys gotta try one.Copy !req
1177. Just don't ask where the meat comes from.Copy !req
1178. Huxley, what's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
1179. Do you see any cows around here, detective?Copy !req
1180. Rat?Copy !req
1181. This is a rat burger?Copy !req
1182. Not bad.Copy !req
1183. As a matter of fact, it's the best burger I've had in years.Copy !req
1184. See you later.Copy !req
1185. They don't seem very hostile,
John Spartan.Copy !req
1186. No, they don't.Copy !req
1187. Now that's a thing of beauty.Copy !req
1188. Huxley, do you know what this is?Copy !req
1189. A 1970 Oldsmobile 442.Copy !req
1190. With a 455-cubic-inch engine.Copy !req
1191. Radial tires and bucket seats.Copy !req
1192. I'm impressed.Copy !req
1193. I studied.Copy !req
1194. So did I. Hand over the glow-rod.Copy !req
1195. Your friends, too. Come on, move!Copy !req
1196. Ow!Copy !req
1197. Ow!Copy !req
1198. You got ball-balls cop, coming down here after the show you put on.Copy !req
1199. We're looking for a MurderDeathKiller.Copy !req
1200. Can you help us or just bully us
with your primitive weapons?Copy !req
1201. Well, maybe they're not so primitive.Copy !req
1202. So, you think you're taking me in, huh?Copy !req
1203. Guess what?Copy !req
1204. Not happening.Copy !req
1205. You tell Cocteau he can kiss my ass.
Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
1206. You tell Cocteau, it's gonna take
an army of assholes to get rid of me...Copy !req
1207. 'cause I don't give a shit. I got nothing to lose.Copy !req
1208. I don't wanna rain on your parade, pal, but I don't know
who the hell you are, let alone want to take you anywhere.Copy !req
1209. So stay here, be well
and Cocteau's an asshole!Copy !req
1210. Let's take them and dump them up top.
They're only down here to spy on us.Copy !req
1211. Wait a minute.Copy !req
1212. You're the guy outside Pizza Hut.Copy !req
1213. Yeah.Copy !req
1214. What do you want?Copy !req
1215. I guess, you weren't part of the Cocteau plan.Copy !req
1216. Greed, deception, abuse of power.
That's no plan.Copy !req
1217. - That's why everybody's down here?
- You got that right.Copy !req
1218. See...Copy !req
1219. according to Cocteau's plan...Copy !req
1220. I'm an enemy because I like to think.Copy !req
1221. I like to read.Copy !req
1222. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice.Copy !req
1223. I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon...Copy !req
1224. and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-Bone steak or
the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with a side order of gravy fries?"Copy !req
1225. I want high cholesterol.Copy !req
1226. I want to eat bacon, and butter and buckets of cheese, okay?Copy !req
1227. I want to smoke a Cuban cigar
the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section.Copy !req
1228. I want to run through the streets
naked with green Jell-o all over my body...Copy !req
1229. reading Playboy magazine. Why?
Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay pal?Copy !req
1230. I've seen the future. You know what it is?Copy !req
1231. It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around his beige pijamas...Copy !req
1232. drinking a banana-broccoli shake
and singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener".Copy !req
1233. Live up top, you live Cocteau's way.Copy !req
1234. What he wants, when he wants,
how he wants.Copy !req
1235. Your other choice: Come down here.Copy !req
1236. Maybe starve to death.Copy !req
1237. All right, why don't you take charge
and lead these people out of here?Copy !req
1238. I'm no leader.Copy !req
1239. I do what I have to do.Copy !req
1240. Sometimes people come with me.Copy !req
1241. All I want to do is bury Cocteau up to his neck
in shit and let him think happy-happy thoughts forever.Copy !req
1242. Then I got bad news.Copy !req
1243. I think he wants to kill you.Copy !req
1244. All right gentlemen, let's review.Copy !req
1245. The year is 2032.Copy !req
1246. That's 2-0-3-2. As in the 21st century.Copy !req
1247. And I'm sorry to say that
the world has become a pussy-whipped...Copy !req
1248. Brady Bunch version of itself,
run by a bunch of robed sissies.Copy !req
1249. All we have to do to run the whole thing...Copy !req
1250. is to kill a man named Friendly,
who put it all together.Copy !req
1251. Ah, but there's an extra added bonus.Copy !req
1252. We get to kill...Copy !req
1253. the man who put most of us behind the freezer.Copy !req
1254. You mean...Copy !req
1255. we get to kill John Spartan?Copy !req
1256. Exactly.Copy !req
1257. I want you to loot, pillage,
plunder, I want you to steal.Copy !req
1258. I want you to do all the wonderful things
that we used to do before any of this happened.Copy !req
1259. This world will be ours!Copy !req
1260. Let's bring back the good old days!Copy !req
1261. Are you with me?Copy !req
1262. Are you with me? Let's do it!Copy !req
1263. It is a curious conclusion
which you have deduced, John Spartan.Copy !req
1264. But I can find no fault in your logic.Copy !req
1265. Simon Phoenix is the perfect weapon to send
out into the savage outer regions in which we stand.Copy !req
1266. I'm impressed, John Spartan.Copy !req
1267. You mean they thawed this guy out just to kill me?Copy !req
1268. - I'm flattered.
- Don't be flattered. Be frightened.Copy !req
1269. This guy's a certifiable nightmare.Copy !req
1270. - And that's why you're down here?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1271. I must have done something right
in the previous life.Copy !req
1272. Can't imagine what that could have been.Copy !req
1273. Two for the price of one.Copy !req
1274. Let's take them boys.Copy !req
1275. Stay down!Copy !req
1276. I'll be goddamned.
Like a New York cockroach.Copy !req
1277. Everything's gone wrong.Copy !req
1278. Phoenix!Copy !req
1279. There's an elevator shaft on top of this place.Copy !req
1280. Does that mean we're going up?Copy !req
1281. Momentito, Senorita Huxley. Come on.Copy !req
1282. How nice! Must've been expecting me.Copy !req
1283. Okay, now what?Copy !req
1284. Buckle up.Copy !req
1285. There he is! He's in my car!Copy !req
1286. Goddamn it.Copy !req
1287. What's happening to cops today?Copy !req
1288. Don't you know you are
endangering the lives of civilians?Copy !req
1289. Auto-inflate!Copy !req
1290. "Auto-inflate"Copy !req
1291. Damn!Copy !req
1292. Oh, that's just lovely.Copy !req
1293. Huxley, drive!Copy !req
1294. Okay, okay. I've read all about this, now... okay.Copy !req
1295. What do I do? I just, I just push this pedal?Copy !req
1296. Whoa!Copy !req
1297. Okay, okay. I got it, I got it.Copy !req
1298. Punch it, Huxley!Copy !req
1299. Excuse me?Copy !req
1300. Push the pedal as hard as you can!
Just catch up to him.Copy !req
1301. Shit!Copy !req
1302. No free rides!Copy !req
1303. Emergency, doors open.Copy !req
1304. "Doors opening"Copy !req
1305. Say hello to my old friend.Copy !req
1306. Doors close!Copy !req
1307. "Malfunction"Copy !req
1308. Computer, auto-drive.Copy !req
1309. "Auto-drive engaged"Copy !req
1310. Going to give you a haircut!Copy !req
1311. Remember those 40 bus passengers...Copy !req
1312. that you blew apart trying to catch me?Copy !req
1313. They were already dead.Copy !req
1314. Cold as Haagen-Dazs!Copy !req
1315. Man, I went to jail with a 36-year smile.Copy !req
1316. You're dead, Spartan.Copy !req
1317. Speak for yourself.Copy !req
1318. Self-drive!Copy !req
1319. "Unable to execute"Copy !req
1320. - Self-drive, now!
- "Malfunction"Copy !req
1321. "Unable to execute"Copy !req
1322. Emergency!Copy !req
1323. Brake!Copy !req
1324. "Self-drive engaged"Copy !req
1325. Brake! Brake!Copy !req
1326. Brake now, you
Mickey Mouse piece of shit!Copy !req
1327. John Spartan?Copy !req
1328. John Spartan, are you in there?Copy !req
1329. John Spartan?Copy !req
1330. Who do you think it is, Huxley?Copy !req
1331. I thought your life force
had been prematurely terminated!Copy !req
1332. Yeah, I thought I was history too.Copy !req
1333. What the hell happened? All the sudden,
this car turned into a cannoli.Copy !req
1334. It's secur-a-foam. It saved your life.Copy !req
1335. Look at you, you're in shambles.Copy !req
1336. Don't worry, I can fix it later.
All I need is a needle and thread.Copy !req
1337. I really didn't say that, did I?Copy !req
1338. Damn!Copy !req
1339. John Spartan, you... You caveman, you're under arrest!Copy !req
1340. You're to be returned to the cryo-prison.
Immediately!Copy !req
1341. I heard all about that. We'll talk later, Chief.Copy !req
1342. Right now, I need something, anything. A shotgun, a flare gun.Copy !req
1343. - Spartan.
- What?Copy !req
1344. Shit!Copy !req
1345. Defensive red alert!Copy !req
1346. Stun batons on.Copy !req
1347. Relax.Copy !req
1348. Well, look at you, you get a bump on the noggin...Copy !req
1349. and you think you're Pancho Villa?Copy !req
1350. Who?Copy !req
1351. Never mind.Copy !req
1352. Time to take a stand, pal.Copy !req
1353. Well, good. While you're doing it,
loan me a gun. Loan me two guns.Copy !req
1354. You'd use these weapons of mass destruction
against men and women who uphold the law?Copy !req
1355. We use these weapons
to shop for groceries, dick.Copy !req
1356. Spartan, wait!Copy !req
1357. You can't leave.Copy !req
1358. You're under arrest. This very concept
negates the possibility of your leaving.Copy !req
1359. Skip it, Chief.Copy !req
1360. Lieutenant Huxley!Copy !req
1361. Chief...Copy !req
1362. you can take this job
and you can shovel it. Hmm?Copy !req
1363. "Take this job...Copy !req
1364. "... and shovel it."
- Yeah?Copy !req
1365. Close enough.Copy !req
1366. I hadn't counted on this but I must say,
you worked out beautifully.Copy !req
1367. People are terrified of you.Copy !req
1368. What's new? People have always been
terrified of me.Copy !req
1369. Yes, but this time they're really intimidated.Copy !req
1370. Now...Copy !req
1371. I'll have carte blanche
to create the perfect society.Copy !req
1372. My society.Copy !req
1373. San Angeles will be a beacon of order...Copy !req
1374. with the purity of an ant colony.Copy !req
1375. And the beauty of a flawless pearl.Copy !req
1376. Look, you can't take away people's right to be assholes.Copy !req
1377. That's who you remind me of...Copy !req
1378. an evil Mr. Rogers.Copy !req
1379. Will you please kill him?Copy !req
1380. He's pissing me off.Copy !req
1381. Put another log on the fire!Copy !req
1382. I'll love running this place!Copy !req
1383. Well, now...Copy !req
1384. what shall I do with you. Huh, Bobby?Copy !req
1385. I am an excellent associate, sir.Copy !req
1386. I'd be delighted to continue my services
during your administration.Copy !req
1387. Huh, Danzig, maybe we'll use him—Copy !req
1388. Excuse me, the police are here.Copy !req
1389. Oh, man!Copy !req
1390. Where the fuck do you think... Ow!Copy !req
1391. I'm impressed.Copy !req
1392. That man has died by my hands.Copy !req
1393. It was either him or us, Huxley.Copy !req
1394. Yeah, there is that.Copy !req
1395. Anyway, where the hell did you learn to kick like that?Copy !req
1396. Jackie Chan movies.Copy !req
1397. Looks like the Cocteau plan
just went up in smoke.Copy !req
1398. Rest in peace, Raymond Cocteau.Copy !req
1399. Oh, John Spartan, civilization as we know it
will come to an end.Copy !req
1400. What will we do?Copy !req
1401. I don't know, but trust me, this is better for you.Copy !req
1402. What's that?Copy !req
1403. Oh, this is bad.Copy !req
1404. This is very bad.Copy !req
1405. He's accessed the cryo-prison
and is about to defrost the entire multi-lifer wing.Copy !req
1406. Most of them don't like you.Copy !req
1407. Most of these guys don't even like
their own mothers. They're bad boys, Huxley.Copy !req
1408. How many are there?Copy !req
1409. Eighty.Copy !req
1410. All without rehab.Copy !req
1411. They'll be re-animated within the hour.Copy !req
1412. Oh, we gotta stop this.Copy !req
1413. I'm not at all pleased about having caused
the fatality of that deranged cryo-convict.Copy !req
1414. I now understand that under certain
circumstances that violence is necessary.Copy !req
1415. Good.Copy !req
1416. I hope you understand this.Copy !req
1417. I hope my butt didn't look like that.Copy !req
1418. Okay, who do we have left that's good, huh?Copy !req
1419. Let's see...Copy !req
1420. Foulks, Patrick.Copy !req
1421. Jeffrey Dahmer? I love that guy.Copy !req
1422. Look, we gotta get him.
How long before the rest are done?Copy !req
1423. They're in the final stages of reanimation, sir.Copy !req
1424. Great. Absolutely great.Copy !req
1425. Gentlemen!Copy !req
1426. Thank you very much, but your services
will no longer be required.Copy !req
1427. Send a maniac to catch a maniac.Copy !req
1428. "Attention"Copy !req
1429. "Attention"Copy !req
1430. "Cryo-prisoner defrosting
re-animation sequence..."Copy !req
1431. "... now entering final stage"Copy !req
1432. "Countdown to reanimation
of prisoner batches..."Copy !req
1433. "... 290, 310, 480..."Copy !req
1434. "... and 570"Copy !req
1435. "Ten minutes"Copy !req
1436. - That's it. The very last one.
- Excellent.Copy !req
1437. "Accessed"Copy !req
1438. What the hell is that?Copy !req
1439. Didn't expect that one, did you?Copy !req
1440. Where the fuck you going?Copy !req
1441. I wish you the best of luck, sir.Copy !req
1442. Stupid.Copy !req
1443. Spartan, how's it hanging, huh?Copy !req
1444. I'm sure you're familiar
with the long arm of the law.Copy !req
1445. Oh, come on Spartan, won't you struggle a little bit?
Make me work for it, huh?Copy !req
1446. What do you say? How about...Copy !req
1447. a little target practice. What do you say?Copy !req
1448. Oops, didn't hurt your head?Copy !req
1449. Shit! Goddamn!Copy !req
1450. Fuck!Copy !req
1451. That's it, Spartan!Copy !req
1452. You're not getting out of this one!Copy !req
1453. I could drop you in that vat of defrost, over there...Copy !req
1454. and fry your ass like a chicken...Copy !req
1455. or with my little pinky,
drop your monkey ass down—Copy !req
1456. I'll be goddamned.Copy !req
1457. Shit! Goddamn!Copy !req
1458. What am I doing wrong?Copy !req
1459. "Cryo-prisoner re-animation..."Copy !req
1460. "... sequence now entering final stage"Copy !req
1461. "Is it cold in here, or is it just me?"Copy !req
1462. Good memory.Copy !req
1463. Come here!Copy !req
1464. Shit!Copy !req
1465. I hate cops!Copy !req
1466. Look into my eyes, John. I'll see you in hell.Copy !req
1467. Not.Copy !req
1468. This is the best day of my life.Copy !req
1469. Heads up!Copy !req
1470. You've apprehended the villain responsible
for murdering our beloved Dr. Raymond Cocteau?Copy !req
1471. Well, I wouldn't exactly say "apprehend".Copy !req
1472. Let's just say he's history.Copy !req
1473. And the cryo-prison...Copy !req
1474. that's history, too.Copy !req
1475. What'll we do?Copy !req
1476. How will we live?Copy !req
1477. I'll tell you what we're gonna do. We'll go out drinking,
all of us, get shit-faced and paint the town, literally.Copy !req
1478. Put up graffiti, slogans, it'll be a blast.Copy !req
1479. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
1480. I'm gonna tell you what you're gonna do.Copy !req
1481. Why don't you get a little dirty...Copy !req
1482. you, a lot clean.Copy !req
1483. And somewhere in the middle...Copy !req
1484. I don't know, you'll figure it out.Copy !req
1485. Fucking-A!Copy !req
1486. Well put.Copy !req
1487. Mister Friendly. Mister Friendly?Copy !req
1488. Greetings and salutations, Edgar Friendly.Copy !req
1489. I'm Associate Bob. And may I say...Copy !req
1490. it'll be a great pleasure
to assist you creating a more humane—Copy !req
1491. Bob, Bob.Copy !req
1492. - Let's talk about the hair, okay?
- Hair?Copy !req
1493. - Pick a color, right? And lose the kimono. You look like a couch.
- Couch?Copy !req
1494. What are you, a surgeon with these gloves?Copy !req
1495. Thank you for rendering me unconscious.Copy !req
1496. Huxley, I did it for your own good.Copy !req
1497. - We're supposed to be a team.
- We are.Copy !req
1498. Oh, my.Copy !req
1499. Are all fluid transfer activities like this?Copy !req
1500. - Better.
- Better?Copy !req
1501. Oh, my.Copy !req
1502. I think I'll like the future.Copy !req
1503. Now that you've demolished everything.Copy !req
1504. - But there's just one thing I want to know.
- Hmm?Copy !req
1505. How's that damn
three seashell thing work?Copy !req