1. Remember when they let airlines
land in this town?Copy !req
2. Yeah. Well, I don't understand
where we're going...Copy !req
3. or why we're bothering anyhow.Copy !req
4. - You're doing a good deed.
- Wanna give us a better reason?Copy !req
5. A maniac hijacked a municipal bus
with 30 passengers on it.Copy !req
6. I got a hunch where those passengers are
and who that maniac is.Copy !req
7. You wanna share it with us?Copy !req
8. Phoenix. Simon Phoenix.Copy !req
9. Send a maniac to catch one.Copy !req
10. Phoenix!Copy !req
11. Don't move, Phoenix.Copy !req
12. You're under arrest.Copy !req
13. Ha-ha-ha. Arrest? Shit.Copy !req
14. And you're trespassing.Copy !req
15. Where are the passengers?Copy !req
16. Oh, yes, the passengers.Copy !req
17. Well, they're, uh...Copy !req
18. Fuck you.Copy !req
19. The passengers are gone. Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
20. See, I told the city, I said,
"Look, nobody comes down here."Copy !req
21. Postmen figured it out...Copy !req
22. policemen figured it out.Copy !req
23. But the goddamn bus drivers
just wouldn't listen.Copy !req
24. Last time, Phoenix.Copy !req
25. Where are the hostages?Copy !req
26. To hell with the hostages.
This is between you and me.Copy !req
27. - Yeah.
- What? What?Copy !req
28. What you got, soldier boy?
Do something.Copy !req
29. Go ahead. Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
30. You're up to your ass in gasoline.Copy !req
31. Set your ass on fire.Copy !req
32. Is it cold in here?Copy !req
33. Or is it just me?Copy !req
34. Where are they, Phoenix?Copy !req
35. Now, where did I put them? Ha.Copy !req
36. I swear, I'd lose my head
if it wasn't attached.Copy !req
37. I'll keep that in mind.Copy !req
38. Damn it, John,
I'm tired of this Demolition Man shit.Copy !req
39. You were not supposed
to come down here.Copy !req
40. You were not supposed to attempt
the arrest of Phoenix singlehanded...Copy !req
41. or blow anything up!Copy !req
42. It's not me. He dumped the gas
and rigged the place to blow.Copy !req
43. You had nothing to do with it.Copy !req
44. I know you've tried to nail
this psycho for two years.Copy !req
45. But try remembering a thing called
official police procedure.Copy !req
46. - Where are the hostages?
- Not here.Copy !req
47. - What do you mean?
- He must've stashed them someplace else.Copy !req
48. Are you sure they weren't in there?Copy !req
49. I did a thermo check and there was
eight of them, all part of his gang.Copy !req
50. Wrong again!Copy !req
51. - You got something to say?
- Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
52. - Get him out of here.
Let's go.Copy !req
53. Oh, you motherfucker.Copy !req
54. You and I are gonna have
a nice long chat.Copy !req
55. Captain! Captain!Copy !req
56. Over here. There are bodies everywhere.Copy !req
57. There must be 20 or 30.Copy !req
58. They're everywhere.Copy !req
59. See that? I told him.
He said he didn't care.Copy !req
60. Oh, my God! How could you sacrifice
all those innocent people for little old me?Copy !req
61. What kind of man are you?Copy !req
62. We'll spend a lot of quality time together.
See you, sweetie!Copy !req
63. Honey! Sugar!Copy !req
64. You got a lawyer, you better call him.Copy !req
65. John Spartan, you've done
great deeds for the city of Los Angeles.Copy !req
66. So it is with some regret that I,
William Smithers...Copy !req
67. acting as assistant warden,
hereby carry out this sentence.Copy !req
68. Skip it.Copy !req
69. You've been sentenced to...Copy !req
70. 70 years' sub-zero rehabilitation
in the California Cryo-Penitentiary...Copy !req
71. for the involuntary manslaughter
of 30 innocent civilians.Copy !req
72. Skip it.Copy !req
73. You'll be placed in cryostasis
for the duration of your sentence...Copy !req
74. during which your behavior will be altered
through synaptic suggestion.Copy !req
75. You'll be eligible for parole no earlier
than the year 2046.Copy !req
76. I'm sorry, sergeant.Copy !req
77. All personnel...Copy !req
78. the next scheduled parole hearing
for prisoner Gilmour...Copy !req
79. will take place at 0715.Copy !req
80. Warden William Smithers,
report to Level A conference room.Copy !req
81. Mellow greetings,
Warden William Smithers.Copy !req
82. Be well, Lieutenant Lenina Huxley.Copy !req
83. As it is a beautiful Monday morning...Copy !req
84. and as my duty log irrationally
requires it...Copy !req
85. I'm hereby querying you
on the prison population update.Copy !req
86. Does the tedium continue?Copy !req
87. Your questioning is as amusing
as it is irrelevant.Copy !req
88. The prisoners are ice cubes.
They never move.Copy !req
89. I find this lack of stimulus
to be truly disappointing.Copy !req
90. - Don't you think?
- I try not to.Copy !req
91. However, you're young.
Think all you want.Copy !req
92. Things don't happen anymore.
We've taken care of all that.Copy !req
93. I'll Fiber Op you back
after the parole hearings.Copy !req
94. Have a peachy day, lieutenant. Be well.Copy !req
95. Be well.Copy !req
96. Vector 137.Copy !req
97. Upcoming, Santa Monica Boulevard.Copy !req
98. Retina coding accepted,
Warden William Smithers. Be well.Copy !req
99. Go on.Copy !req
100. - Self-drive on.
Self-drive engaged.Copy !req
101. Huxley, Lenina coding on.Copy !req
102. No police presence
is requested in the city at this time.Copy !req
103. Report to the station.Copy !req
104. Oh, boy, how exciting.Copy !req
105. That's it.Copy !req
106. Food, glorious food.
There'll be another one in 12 hours.Copy !req
107. These assholes are nothing
if not predictable.Copy !req
108. God, I love to hate this place.Copy !req
109. - There's not enough of us, Friendly.
- That doesn't really matter anymore.Copy !req
110. People are hungry.Copy !req
111. We got nothing left to lose.Copy !req
112. Greetings, Erwin.Copy !req
113. Lovely Lenina.Copy !req
114. Greetings, welcome to the emergency line
of the San Angeles Police Department.Copy !req
115. If you'd prefer an automated response,
press 1 now.Copy !req
116. Be well, lieutenant.Copy !req
117. Mellow greetings, Lenina Huxley.Copy !req
118. Let me guess, all is serene?Copy !req
119. On the contrary,
it's been a horrific a.m.Copy !req
120. Public buildings were defaced.Copy !req
121. Walls smudged with...Copy !req
122. scandalous graffiti.Copy !req
123. Really?Copy !req
124. Brutal. Why wasn't there
an all-cars notified?Copy !req
125. Because there was no need
to create widespread panic.Copy !req
126. Lieutenant Huxley...Copy !req
127. I monitored your disheartening
and distressing comments...Copy !req
128. to the warden this morning.Copy !req
129. Do you really long for
chaos and disharmony?Copy !req
130. Your fascination with the 20th century
seems to be affecting your judgment.Copy !req
131. You realize you're setting a bad example
for other officers and personnel.Copy !req
132. Thank you for the attitude readjustment,
Chief Earle.Copy !req
133. Info assimilated.Copy !req
134. Sanctimonious asshole.Copy !req
135. Lenina Huxley,
you are fined one half credit...Copy !req
136. for a sotto voce violation
of the verbal morality statute.Copy !req
137. Thank you.Copy !req
138. Phew, that was tense.Copy !req
139. - That was tense?
- Yes.Copy !req
140. Tell me, Garcia...Copy !req
141. don't you get bored code-tracing perps
who break curfew and tell dirty jokes?Copy !req
142. No, I find my job deeply fulfilling.Copy !req
143. I just cannot get over the reality
of this office, Lenina Huxley.Copy !req
144. You're still addicted
to the 20th century.Copy !req
145. High from its harshness.
Buzzed by its brutality.Copy !req
146. Holy smokes!Copy !req
147. Is there anything in this office which
doesn't violate Contraband Ordinance 22?Copy !req
148. Only you, Alfredo Garcia.Copy !req
149. Don't you ever want
something to happen?Copy !req
150. Goodness, no.Copy !req
151. I knew you were gonna say that.Copy !req
152. What I wouldn't give for some action.Copy !req
153. Mr. Simon Phoenix.Copy !req
154. One of our first and most
illustrious members.Copy !req
155. Allow me to welcome you
to your parole hearing.Copy !req
156. Let's get this one over quick.Copy !req
157. Twenty-nine years ago,
the parole system as you know it—Copy !req
158. —was rendered obsolete.Copy !req
159. Federal Statute 537-29—Copy !req
160. Stop it!Copy !req
161. Do you have anything fresh
to say on your behalf?Copy !req
162. I thought not.Copy !req
163. Yeah, I do.Copy !req
164. Teddy bear.Copy !req
165. How'd you know the password
to the cuffs?Copy !req
166. I wish I knew.Copy !req
167. Simon says, die.Copy !req
168. Yoo-hoo!Copy !req
169. Warden...Copy !req
170. let's get this over quickly.Copy !req
171. Retina coding accepted,
Warden William Smithers.Copy !req
172. Be well.Copy !req
173. Yeah, you too.Copy !req
174. 187. 187.Copy !req
175. Northwest quadrant. 187.Copy !req
176. Oh, my. Oh, my.Copy !req
177. I don't believe it.Copy !req
178. Northwest quadrant. 187.Copy !req
179. What's a 187?Copy !req
180. I don't know.Copy !req
181. Cryoprison. Level 6.Copy !req
182. Identify code 187.Copy !req
183. MDK.Copy !req
184. MurderDeathKill.Copy !req
185. MurderDeathKill.Copy !req
186. Last recorded offense,
September 25, 2010.Copy !req
187. Initiate search, confirming location.Copy !req
188. Cryoprison, Level 6.Copy !req
189. Two code 187s.
Officer Jean Desjardins, guard.Copy !req
190. Officer Alfred Pamela, guard.Copy !req
191. Tracking. Live transmission diagnostic
check, Warden William Smithers.Copy !req
192. severe eye trauma,
ruptured spleen...Copy !req
193. punctured lung...Copy !req
194. broken rib, internal bleeding.Copy !req
195. Condition critical.Copy !req
196. Vital signs failing.Copy !req
197. Imminent death.Copy !req
198. Subject deceased.Copy !req
199. 187, Warden William Smithers.Copy !req
200. Born February 14th, 1967...Copy !req
201. died August 4th, 2032.Copy !req
202. - What's the matter with all of you?
- The cryoprison.Copy !req
203. Three non-sanctioned life terminations.Copy !req
204. Do you wish to assign a coroner?Copy !req
205. MurderDeathKills?Copy !req
206. Three MDKs?Copy !req
207. Access the cryopen's hearing schedule.Copy !req
208. Display a list of people
interviewed for parole.Copy !req
209. Accessing cryoprison
processing. Restricted information.Copy !req
210. Cocteau Cryoprison,
morning hearing schedule.Copy !req
211. August 4th, active file.Copy !req
212. Seven a.m., Hyde, Quentin.Copy !req
213. Eight-fifteen, Peterson, Scott.Copy !req
214. - Seven-thirty, Phoenix, Simon.
- It's Phoenix.Copy !req
215. - Who?
Simon Phoenix.Copy !req
216. Phoenix, Simon. Accessing.
I knew him.Copy !req
217. He's evil in a way
you've never read about.Copy !req
218. He's a criminal the likes of which
you have never seen.Copy !req
219. Hold that thought, Zachary Lamb.Copy !req
220. Simon Phoenix's code, now.Copy !req
221. Access code for Phoenix, Simon.Copy !req
222. - No code found.
- L-7, are you getting another virus?Copy !req
223. Of course not.
- You don't get it, Huxley.Copy !req
224. Phoenix isn't coded.Copy !req
225. He was chilled back in the 20th...Copy !req
226. before they started
LoJacking everybody.Copy !req
227. Declared his own kingdom
in South Central L.A.Copy !req
228. - In a bad time, he was the worst.
Emergency, code 187.Copy !req
229. Emergency, code 187.Copy !req
230. Locating stopped code.Copy !req
231. MurderDeathKill. MurderDeathKill.Copy !req
232. Location, cryoprison parking area.
Cryoprison, Level 6.Copy !req
233. - No.
Main cryoprison parking zone.Copy !req
234. Enhancing image.Copy !req
235. - Tracking Dr. Mostow.
- Oh, my.Copy !req
236. 187, deceased.Copy !req
237. Do you wish to assign a coroner?Copy !req
238. L-7, is the doctor's conveyance
still in the parking zone?Copy !req
239. The answer is no. Car missing.Copy !req
240. Doctor's conveyance is not
in parking zone. It is in motion.Copy !req
241. Locate precise code-fix
on doctor's conveyance.Copy !req
242. Fixing location. Beverly Hills.Copy !req
243. Robertson.Copy !req
244. - Doheny.
- Yes.Copy !req
245. Beverly Drive.Copy !req
246. Doctor's vehicle has been code-fixed.Copy !req
247. Approaching the corner of Wilshire
and Santa Monica Boulevard.Copy !req
248. Glorious. Heh, heh.Copy !req
249. Ah, fine work.Copy !req
250. All nearby units, ProtectServe,
Wilshire and Santa Monica.Copy !req
251. - Unit 12 ProtectServe.
- Apprehend fugitive.Copy !req
252. Proceed with extreme assertiveness.Copy !req
253. Doctor's vehicle has been code-fixed.Copy !req
254. Approaching the corner of Wilshire
and Santa Monica Boulevard.Copy !req
255. Lately I just don't feel like
there's anything special about me.Copy !req
256. You are an incredibly sensitive man...Copy !req
257. who inspires joy-joy feelings
in all those around you.Copy !req
258. - Get out of here.
Excuse me, citizen.Copy !req
259. I'm sorry.Copy !req
260. Greetings, citizen.
How are you on this glorious day?Copy !req
261. You look great today!Copy !req
262. Ha-ha-ha. Yeah, well, I feel good too.Copy !req
263. Angeles Information Network.
Automated banking. City of San Angeles.Copy !req
264. Damn, I'm possessed.Copy !req
265. Wonder if I can play the accordion too.Copy !req
266. File code accepted.Copy !req
267. Friendly, Edgar. Code level 60.Copy !req
268. Listed offenses: civil unrest...Copy !req
269. Don't you hear a thought repeating
in that brain of yours?Copy !req
270. The name Friendly, Edgar?Copy !req
271. Edgar Friendly.Copy !req
272. Don't you have a job to do?Copy !req
273. Don't you have someone to kill?Copy !req
274. Someone to kill.Copy !req
275. Someone to kill.Copy !req
276. "Gun," noun. Portable firearm.Copy !req
277. This device was widely utilized in
the urban wars of the late 20th century.Copy !req
278. Referred to as a "pistol—"Copy !req
279. I don't need a history lesson, HAL.
Where are the goddamn guns?Copy !req
280. You are fined one credit for a
violation of the verbal morality statute.Copy !req
281. Fuck you.Copy !req
282. Your repeated violation has caused me to
notify the San Angeles Police Department.Copy !req
283. Please, remain where you are
for your reprimand.Copy !req
284. Yeah, right. Ha.Copy !req
285. Fuckers are fast too.Copy !req
286. You are fined one credit for violation
of the verbal morality statute.Copy !req
287. ProtectServe in place.Copy !req
288. Four minutes, 15 seconds lapse.Copy !req
289. Maniac is imminent. Request advice.Copy !req
290. With a firm tone of voice...Copy !req
291. demand maniac lie down
with hands behind back.Copy !req
292. Simon Phoenix!Copy !req
293. Lie down with your hands
behind your back!Copy !req
294. What's this?Copy !req
295. Six of you. And such nice tidy uniforms.Copy !req
296. Oh, I'm so scared.Copy !req
297. You guys don't have sarcasm anymore?Copy !req
298. Maniac has responded
with a scornful remark.Copy !req
299. Approach and repeat
ultimatum in an even firmer tone of voice.Copy !req
300. Add the words "or else."Copy !req
301. Simon Phoenix!Copy !req
302. Lie down on the ground...Copy !req
303. or else!Copy !req
304. Anti-Graffiti
Activation Program activated.Copy !req
305. Aborted. Human presence detected.Copy !req
306. Safety override code accepted.Copy !req
307. Lucky number seven.Copy !req
308. Okay.Copy !req
309. Olé!Copy !req
310. Did you see that?Copy !req
311. We're police officers.Copy !req
312. We're not trained to handle
this kind of violence.Copy !req
313. Hey, wait for me!Copy !req
314. Go.
Run away.Copy !req
315. Save yourself.Copy !req
316. Come on.Copy !req
317. Stupid.Copy !req
318. Simon says, everybody stay!Copy !req
319. And the home of the braveCopy !req
320. Play ball!Copy !req
321. We've lost every camera for six blocks.Copy !req
322. Go to Century City, 1200 millimeters.Copy !req
323. He's going for the vehicle's
battery coil.Copy !req
324. It's pure capacitance gel.Copy !req
325. The problem is not
the defacement of public buildings...Copy !req
326. or the noise pollution caused by
the exploding devices.Copy !req
327. Allow me to explain.Copy !req
328. The real problem lies
in the man whose initials...Copy !req
329. mark the detonating graffiti...Copy !req
330. on the streets of our peaceful city.Copy !req
331. The man behind the E.F.:Copy !req
332. Mr. Edgar Friendly.Copy !req
333. For a sadly extended period of time...Copy !req
334. we in San Angeles have been plagued by
a pack of subterranean hooligans.Copy !req
335. You will come to know them as "scraps."Copy !req
336. Men and women who have left
the comfort of our society...Copy !req
337. only to spew hostility at the very bosom
that they have relinquished.Copy !req
338. There was a time when we used
to look upon these scraps...Copy !req
339. as rather pathetic
and relatively harmless.Copy !req
340. Now they have a leader.Copy !req
341. Mr. Friendly seems relentless in his ambition
to infect our harmony with his venom.Copy !req
342. He must, of course, be stopped.Copy !req
343. This radical terrorist behavior,
led by Mr. Friendly...Copy !req
344. must not be allowed
to undermine our safety.Copy !req
345. Safety above all.Copy !req
346. I expect your trust,
confidence and certitude.Copy !req
347. If you'll excuse me.Copy !req
348. Dr. Cocteau, a CryoCon has effected
self-release from the penitentiary.Copy !req
349. It's quite horrific.
MurderDeathKills, all categories of chaos.Copy !req
350. Enhance your calm. Enhance your—Copy !req
351. "Be well" them for me.Copy !req
352. Get me Captain George Earle
immediately.Copy !req
353. It was just...Copy !req
354. I mean, it was so...Copy !req
355. How can a man be so blatantly sadistic?Copy !req
356. It was fun for him.Copy !req
357. I want you to do everything in your power
to snare this agent of destruction.Copy !req
358. You have my utmost confidence.Copy !req
359. It will be done, Dr. Cocteau.Copy !req
360. Be well.Copy !req
361. "Utmost confidence."Copy !req
362. "Everything in our power."Copy !req
363. What else is there?Copy !req
364. Zachary Lamb...Copy !req
365. how was the fiendish Simon Phoenix
apprehended back in the 20th?Copy !req
366. Twelve-state manhunt.Copy !req
367. Satellite surveillance.Copy !req
368. A video bite on Unsolved Mysteries.Copy !req
369. Heh, none of them worked.Copy !req
370. In the end, it took just one man.Copy !req
371. One cop.Copy !req
372. John Spartan.Copy !req
373. John Spartan?Copy !req
374. That's right.Copy !req
375. They called him the Demolition Man.Copy !req
376. Spartan file 98345, L.A.P.D.Copy !req
377. Spartan file 98761C, L.A.P.D.Copy !req
378. Are you sure this is real life?Copy !req
379. Barely.Copy !req
380. Spartan is a legend.Copy !req
381. I've been doing a historical study.
Over 1000 arrests over three years.Copy !req
382. All authentic criminals.Copy !req
383. There was a lot more business back then.Copy !req
384. How can you justify destroying
a $7-million mini mall...Copy !req
385. to rescue a girl whose ransom
is only $25,000?Copy !req
386. Fuck you, lady.Copy !req
387. Good answer.Copy !req
388. This is your recommendation?Copy !req
389. The Demolition Man's an animal.Copy !req
390. He's clearly the man for a job such as this.
You could reinstate him.Copy !req
391. He's a musclebound grotesque...Copy !req
392. who hasn't worn a shield in 40 years.Copy !req
393. Simon Phoenix
is an old-fashioned criminal.Copy !req
394. We need an old-fashioned cop.Copy !req
395. Cryo plugs 312 and 618 are
vacant and ready for routine inspection.Copy !req
396. Transporting cryoprisoner Spartan
to the MTL.Copy !req
397. Got it. Okay.Copy !req
398. John Spartan, 5864.Copy !req
399. Pulmonary activity approaching normal.Copy !req
400. Body temperature, 63 percent and rising.Copy !req
401. Biolink engaged.Copy !req
402. Laser defibrillation sequence started.Copy !req
403. Plasma transfer in 15 seconds.Copy !req
404. Plasma transfer, 10 seconds...Copy !req
405. eight seconds...Copy !req
406. six seconds...Copy !req
407. Plasma transfer complete.Copy !req
408. MTL complete.Copy !req
409. Hunting down an escaped CryoCon...Copy !req
410. by releasing another one?Copy !req
411. I am unconvinced.Copy !req
412. This is within the powers of the police.Copy !req
413. He can be released on limited parole
and reinstated to active duty.Copy !req
414. It's not enough to collect the '90s,
you bring them back?Copy !req
415. Dr. Cocteau said
everything within our power.Copy !req
416. I can't think of a better idea.Copy !req
417. That still doesn't mean it's a good one.Copy !req
418. This man comes from a dissimilar
method of law enforcement.Copy !req
419. I'm not sure he's any different
than Simon Phoenix himself.Copy !req
420. Detective?Copy !req
421. Detective, I am Lieutenant Lenina Huxley.Copy !req
422. The year is 2032.Copy !req
423. - The reason you have been released is—
- How long have I been under?Copy !req
424. Thirty-six years.Copy !req
425. I had a wife.Copy !req
426. What happened to my wife?Copy !req
427. Her light was extinguished
in the Big One of 2010.Copy !req
428. Um, she died.Copy !req
429. In an earthquake.Copy !req
430. The earthquake.Copy !req
431. I had a daughter.Copy !req
432. I made a promise.
What happened to her?Copy !req
433. John Spartan,
I am Chief of Police George Earle.Copy !req
434. We didn't thaw you out
for a family reunion.Copy !req
435. Consider it fortunate the lieutenant
even bothered to do a probe on your wife.Copy !req
436. This is about you
and the CryoCon Simon Phoenix.Copy !req
437. What?Copy !req
438. This morning, Simon Phoenix
escaped from this cryo facility.Copy !req
439. We've had 11 MurderDeathKills so far.Copy !req
440. You see, we have become
a society of peace...Copy !req
441. loving and understanding...Copy !req
442. and we are, quite frankly,
not equipped to deal with this.Copy !req
443. There have been no deaths of unnatural
causes in San Angeles in 16 years.Copy !req
444. Where?Copy !req
445. The Santa Barbara-Los Angeles-San Diego
Metroplex merged in 2011.Copy !req
446. You are in the center of
what used to be Los Angeles.Copy !req
447. That's great.Copy !req
448. - You, get me a Marlboro.
- Yes, of course. Right away.Copy !req
449. What's a Marlboro?Copy !req
450. It's a cigarette. Any cigarette.Copy !req
451. Uh, smoking is not good for you.Copy !req
452. It has been deemed that anything
not good for you is bad.Copy !req
453. Hence, illegal.
Alcohol, caffeine, contact sports, meat—Copy !req
454. Are you shitting me?Copy !req
455. John Spartan,
you are fined one credit...Copy !req
456. for violation
of the verbal morality statute.Copy !req
457. What the hell is that?Copy !req
458. You are fined one credit...
- Bad language...Copy !req
459. chocolate, gasoline,
uneducational toys and anything spicy.Copy !req
460. Abortion is illegal, but so is pregnancy
if you don't have a license.Copy !req
461. Caveman...Copy !req
462. let's finish with all the Rip Van Winkle
and get moving.Copy !req
463. A Mr. Phoenix
has risen from the ashes.Copy !req
464. Uh-huh. I tracked that dirtbag
for two years...Copy !req
465. and when I finally bring him down,
you turn me into an ice cube for my trouble.Copy !req
466. Thanks, but no, thanks.Copy !req
467. The conditions of your parole
are full reinstatement into the S.A.P.D...Copy !req
468. and immediate assignment to
the apprehension of Simon Phoenix.Copy !req
469. Or...Copy !req
470. you can go back into cryostasis.Copy !req
471. Not many people get a second chance,
John Spartan.Copy !req
472. - Here you go.
- Will do.Copy !req
473. Any new inforama on Simon Phoenix?Copy !req
474. There is nothing, Lenina Huxley.Copy !req
475. Where's your John Spartan?Copy !req
476. He went to the bathroom.
I guess he got all thawed out.Copy !req
477. Oh.Copy !req
478. Sir, I formally convey my presence.Copy !req
479. How you doing?Copy !req
480. We are not used to
physical-contact greetings.Copy !req
481. Oh, germs.Copy !req
482. Look, I don't know if you guys know it...Copy !req
483. but you're out of toilet paper.Copy !req
484. Did you say toilet paper?Copy !req
485. Oh. They used handfuls of wadded paper
back in the 20th.Copy !req
486. I'm happy that you're happy,
but in place of the toilet paper...Copy !req
487. you've got a shelf
with three seashells.Copy !req
488. He doesn't know how to use
the three seashells.Copy !req
489. I can see how that could be confusing.Copy !req
490. I don't believe it. Is that you, Spartan?Copy !req
491. No. Zach?Copy !req
492. Zach Lamb?Copy !req
493. What happened to you?Copy !req
494. Ha-ha-ha. I got older.Copy !req
495. My God, I remember when you were
a snot-nosed rookie pilot.Copy !req
496. They finally grounded me.Copy !req
497. Shit, you were a damn good flyer.Copy !req
498. You are fined two credits for
violation of the verbal morality statute.Copy !req
499. I'll be right back.Copy !req
500. They seem to be friends, yet he speaks
to him in the most profane manner.Copy !req
501. If you'd read my study, you'd know this is
how insecure heterosexual males bonded.Copy !req
502. I knew that.Copy !req
503. Thanks a lot, you shit-brained,
fuck-faced, ball-breaking...Copy !req
504. - ... duck-fucking pain in the ass.
You're fined five credits...Copy !req
505. for repeated violations
of the verbal morality statute.Copy !req
506. So much for the seashells.Copy !req
507. See you in a few minutes.Copy !req
508. Waiting for command.
Voice check, Lenina Huxley.Copy !req
509. Unfortunately
Simon Phoenix was not coded.Copy !req
510. While you were sleeping,
everyone was installed code.Copy !req
511. It was a brilliant idea by Dr. Cocteau
that an organic microchip...Copy !req
512. be sewn into the skin.Copy !req
513. Sensors all over the city can zero in
on anyone at any time.Copy !req
514. I can't even conceive what you
police officers did before it was developed.Copy !req
515. We worked for a living.
This fascist crap makes me wanna puke.Copy !req
516. What do you think you're scratching,
caveman?Copy !req
517. You really think we'd let you go
without control?Copy !req
518. Your code was implanted
the second you thawed.Copy !req
519. Why not just shove a leash up my ass?Copy !req
520. - You dirty meat-eater!
You are fined...Copy !req
521. No matter how Viking your era was...Copy !req
522. I cannot digest how
you ever wore a badge.Copy !req
523. You're going back, John Spartan.
Oh, yes, you're going back.Copy !req
524. Could you two please
dump some hormones?Copy !req
525. We need every cortex we can get here.Copy !req
526. We don't need the Neanderthal.Copy !req
527. Our computer has already
examined every scenario...Copy !req
528. resulting from the appearance
of Simon Phoenix.Copy !req
529. It is determined he'll attempt to set up
a new drug lab and form a crime syndicate.Copy !req
530. That is correct, Chief George Earle.Copy !req
531. I hate to interrupt you two lovebirds,
but that's really fucking stupid.Copy !req
532. You think he wants to start a business?Copy !req
533. Phoenix is going for a gun,
plain and simple.Copy !req
534. Trust me. He's going for a gun.Copy !req
535. Who cares what this primate thinks?Copy !req
536. Resonate some understanding.Copy !req
537. The only place a person
can even view a gun in this city...Copy !req
538. is at a museum.Copy !req
539. Welcome to the San Angeles
Museum of History.Copy !req
540. Beneath you,
you will see an excavation...Copy !req
541. - ... of an actual 20th-century street scene...
- Hey, hey! All right.Copy !req
542. - ... in downtown Los Angeles...
- Now, good.Copy !req
543. preserved since the earthquake
of 2010.Copy !req
544. For specific information concerning objects
featured in the exhibit...Copy !req
545. Firearms are on display in the Armory.Copy !req
546. —located on Level A.Copy !req
547. You are now entering
the Hall of Violence...Copy !req
548. a visual representation
of the primitive behavior prevalent...Copy !req
549. during the late 20th century.Copy !req
550. Home, sweet home.Copy !req
551. Ooh.Copy !req
552. John Spartan,
even if Simon Phoenix was able...Copy !req
553. to locate the cache of firearms...Copy !req
554. it would be impossible to remove them.Copy !req
555. She's right. They're located
in a maximum-security exhibit.Copy !req
556. It's just a hunch. So trust me on this.Copy !req
557. It's a cop thing.Copy !req
558. And what am I, a frog?Copy !req
559. - Excuse me.
Yes?Copy !req
560. I'll drive.Copy !req
561. I see.Copy !req
562. Resetting all bio-links for new driver.Copy !req
563. Weight, height, peripheral vision set.Copy !req
564. If you would like to commence
transportation, John Spartan...Copy !req
565. initialize sequence now.Copy !req
566. You drive.Copy !req
567. Welcome, Lieutenant Lenina Huxley.Copy !req
568. You seem very much alone,
John Spartan...Copy !req
569. but things aren't all that different.Copy !req
570. Perhaps you'd like to hear
an oldies station?Copy !req
571. This is the town's most popular station.Copy !req
572. Wall-to-wall mini-tunes.
You called them "commercials."Copy !req
573. The classic you've been waiting for.Copy !req
574. The number one request of the day,
"Armour Hot Dogs."Copy !req
575. Yes!Copy !req
576. —eat Armour Hot DogsCopy !req
577. Wow. This is my fave.Copy !req
578. —skinny kids, kids who climb on rocksCopy !req
579. Tall kids, sissy kidsCopy !req
580. Even kids with chicken pox love hot dogsCopy !req
581. Armour Hot DogsCopy !req
582. The dogs kids love to biteCopy !req
583. Somebody put me back in the fridge.Copy !req
584. You are now entering the armory exhibit.Copy !req
585. You will find displayed
in the cabinets and walls...Copy !req
586. So sorry. Didn't see you there.Copy !req
587. various weapons used for violent
life termination...Copy !req
588. - ... in wars and urban disturbances...
- Sweet baby.Copy !req
589. - ... during the 19th and 20th centuries.
- Oh, shit.Copy !req
590. You are fined one credit for a violation
of the verbal morality statute.Copy !req
591. Yes. Now, this is what I'm talking about.Copy !req
592. How do you get in here?Copy !req
593. Hey, hey. I gotta wait that 15-day
waiting period, or can I just take one now?Copy !req
594. You motherfucker.Copy !req
595. Fuck it.Copy !req
596. Mellow greetings.
What seems to be your boggle?Copy !req
597. My boggle?Copy !req
598. How much do you weigh?Copy !req
599. Well, I happen to weigh—Copy !req
600. Please, vacate the museum, patrons.Copy !req
601. Be calm.Copy !req
602. Please, vacate the museum, patrons.
Be calm.Copy !req
603. Wait a minute. This is the future.Copy !req
604. Where are all the phaser guns?Copy !req
605. Ah.Copy !req
606. Mellow greetings, sir.Copy !req
607. What's your boggle?Copy !req
608. Please, exit rapidly.Copy !req
609. Warning. Please, exit rapidly.Copy !req
610. The magnetic accelerator gun...Copy !req
611. the last handheld weapon
of this millennium...Copy !req
612. displaced the flow of neutrons...Copy !req
613. through a nonlinear cycloid
electromagnetic accumulator.Copy !req
614. So, what? It needs batteries?Copy !req
615. What size? Where the fuck
do you find batteries in the future?Copy !req
616. Is there a battery store around?Copy !req
617. Excuse me, patron. Can I—?Copy !req
618. Where's the Radio Shack?Copy !req
619. Whoo! Sweet music to my ears.Copy !req
620. When activated,
the magnetic accelerator gun...Copy !req
621. will achieve fusion in 2.6 minutes.Copy !req
622. Well, I was thinking about leaving quickly.
Patience is not one of my virtues.Copy !req
623. Did you see that?Copy !req
624. What?Copy !req
625. Never mind. I give up trying
to figure this place out.Copy !req
626. Excuse me, Rambo.
I need to borrow this.Copy !req
627. Access and correlate procedure.Copy !req
628. Establish
communication with maniac intruder.Copy !req
629. Wrong.Copy !req
630. - Luke Skywalker, use the Force.
- Oh, dear.Copy !req
631. - What the hell is this?
- It's a glow-rod. It's what we got.Copy !req
632. - Does it work?
- Well, um—Copy !req
633. Guess so.Copy !req
634. He's trapped in section 8.Copy !req
635. I doubt it. Make sure that building's clear.Copy !req
636. Done. I want a visual.Copy !req
637. Every corridor of the museum.
I want full sensors routed to me...Copy !req
638. - ... and I want it 90 seconds ago.
- Hmm.Copy !req
639. You guys wait here. Give me 10 minutes.Copy !req
640. Patron, you are now
confined to the armory.Copy !req
641. Museum patron, you are now
confined to the armory.Copy !req
642. The armory exhibit is now sealed.Copy !req
643. All museum patrons still occupying
the facility should remain calm.Copy !req
644. Help is imminent.Copy !req
645. This museum is no longer sealed, is it?Copy !req
646. What can I say?
I'm a blast from the past.Copy !req
647. You should've stayed there.Copy !req
648. That voice sounds familiar. Who is that?Copy !req
649. Bad aim, blondie.Copy !req
650. Spartan? John Spartan?Copy !req
651. Aw, shit, they let anybody into this century.
What are you doing here?Copy !req
652. Simon says, bleed!Copy !req
653. Great. Just great.Copy !req
654. You're making it too easy for me.Copy !req
655. Come on, you space-age piece of shit.Copy !req
656. Let me get this right.Copy !req
657. They defrosted you just so you could lasso
my piddly ass? Damn, you been had.Copy !req
658. I've been dreaming about killing you
for 40 years.Copy !req
659. Yeah? Well, keep dreaming.Copy !req
660. Ooh, wow!Copy !req
661. Oh, shit!Copy !req
662. Acc-Mag now reactivated.Copy !req
663. It's about time.Copy !req
664. Past is over, John.
Time for something new and improved.Copy !req
665. Oh, hell.Copy !req
666. Holy shit! I love this gun! Goddamn!Copy !req
667. How do you like me in the future,
John, huh?Copy !req
668. Come on, Phoenix. Come on!Copy !req
669. That must have hurt.Copy !req
670. Huh, soldier boy? Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
671. - You're on TV.
- Oh, shit!Copy !req
672. You're dead.Copy !req
673. Forgot to say, "Simon says."Copy !req
674. Oh, shit.Copy !req
675. Good one.Copy !req
676. Such a brave new world.
Sorry you gotta go.Copy !req
677. Shit.Copy !req
678. Our noble facility has been
desecrated by hooligans.Copy !req
679. Someone will pay dearly for this.Copy !req
680. Sir, the stress breeder is inside
being demobilized as we speak.Copy !req
681. Shit. Being frozen
must have thrown my aim off.Copy !req
682. Don't worry,
I'll get you with the next shot.Copy !req
683. I don't think so.Copy !req
684. No kiss-kiss, no bang-bang.Copy !req
685. And you were doing so well.Copy !req
686. Now, don't you have a job to do? Hmm?Copy !req
687. Isn't there a thought repeating
in that barbaric brain of yours?Copy !req
688. The name Friendly.Copy !req
689. Mr. Edgar Friendly.Copy !req
690. Don't you have someone to kill?Copy !req
691. - Yeah, I do.
- Excellent.Copy !req
692. Then go and do your job.Copy !req
693. Phoenix!Copy !req
694. Shit. Saved by the bell.Copy !req
695. Shit.Copy !req
696. Damn.Copy !req
697. You're lucky he didn't whack you.Copy !req
698. I must say that whacking, whatever it is,
sounds most disagreeable. Heh, heh.Copy !req
699. Well, you scared him away.Copy !req
700. I don't know how to thank you.
You saved my life.Copy !req
701. No problem.Copy !req
702. Not bad for a 74-year-old.Copy !req
703. Simon Phoenix knows
he has some competition.Copy !req
704. He's finally matched his meat.Copy !req
705. You really licked his ass.Copy !req
706. That's "met his match"
and "kicked his ass."Copy !req
707. Met? "Met his match
and kicked his ass."Copy !req
708. Captain Earle.Copy !req
709. Who is this man?Copy !req
710. John Spartan, temporarily reinstated
to the San Angeles Police Department...Copy !req
711. to pursue the CryoCon Simon Phoenix.Copy !req
712. You told us to do everything
in our power to capture him.Copy !req
713. Oh, yes. Yes, I did. I did.Copy !req
714. Yes, I do recall the exploits of
Mr. John Spartan.Copy !req
715. Yes. Didn't they call him—?
Yes, of course. The Demolition Man.Copy !req
716. It's quite all right, chief.Copy !req
717. Unexpected. Creative.Copy !req
718. But quite all right.Copy !req
719. John Spartan, welcome.Copy !req
720. Now, in honor of your arrival and your
protection of the sanctity of human life...Copy !req
721. namely my own, ha, ha...Copy !req
722. I would like to invite you to join me
to dinner tonight.Copy !req
723. The both of you.Copy !req
724. Please, I insist.Copy !req
725. I would like you to accompany me...Copy !req
726. to Taco Bell.Copy !req
727. Look forward to it. Thank you.Copy !req
728. - Taco Bell?
- Yes.Copy !req
729. So let me get this right:Copy !req
730. Spacely Sprockets here, who's now
the man in charge, the mayor/gov...Copy !req
731. who wants to take me to dinner
at Taco Bell—Copy !req
732. Though I wouldn't mind a burrito.Copy !req
733. —also built the goddamn cryoprison?Copy !req
734. - John Spartan, you are fined one credit...
- Thanks.Copy !req
735. Dr. Cocteau is the most important
man in San Angeles.Copy !req
736. He practically created
our whole way of life, savage.Copy !req
737. Yeah? Well, he can have it.Copy !req
738. Phoenix could be anywhere,
but not being coded could limit him.Copy !req
739. Correct. Money is outmoded.
All transactions are through codes.Copy !req
740. So he can't buy food
or a place to stay for the night.Copy !req
741. It'd be a waste of time to mug somebody.Copy !req
742. Unless he rips off someone's hand.Copy !req
743. But with all officers patrolling
in a citywide crisis net...Copy !req
744. should be a matter of tick-tocks
before—Copy !req
745. More importantly,
we already have a backup plan.Copy !req
746. We can just wait
for another code to go red.Copy !req
747. When Phoenix performs another
MurderDeathKill...Copy !req
748. we'll know exactly where to pounce.Copy !req
749. - Great plan.
- Thank you.Copy !req
750. He likes your plan, chief.Copy !req
751. I've been an enthusiast of your escapades
for quite some time.Copy !req
752. In fact, I perused some newsreels from
the Schwarzenegger Library. That time—Copy !req
753. Hold it.Copy !req
754. The Schwarzenegger Library?Copy !req
755. Yes, the Schwarzenegger
Presidential Library.Copy !req
756. Wasn't he an actor when—?Copy !req
757. - Stop. He was president?
- Yes.Copy !req
758. Even though he wasn't a native,
his popularity caused the 61st Amendment—Copy !req
759. I don't want to know.Copy !req
760. President.Copy !req
761. What the hell is this?
No door? No welcome mat?Copy !req
762. What is this?Copy !req
763. What kind of people are these?
How do they expect you to kill somebody?Copy !req
764. Oh, shit, I love that smell.
Reminds me of biscuits and gravy.Copy !req
765. All right. A job is a job.Copy !req
766. Edgar Friendly, whoever the fuck you are,
prepare for Simon Phoenix.Copy !req
767. So, what's with this Cocteau guy
anyway?Copy !req
768. He says I saved his life,
which I'm not sure I did.Copy !req
769. My reward is dinner and dancing
at Taco Bell?Copy !req
770. I mean, hey, I like Mexican food,
but come on.Copy !req
771. Your tone is quasi-facetious,
but you do not realize...Copy !req
772. Taco Bell was the only restaurant
to survive the Franchise Wars.Copy !req
773. So?Copy !req
774. So now all restaurants are Taco Bell.Copy !req
775. No way.Copy !req
776. Welcome to Taco Bell.Copy !req
777. Enjoy your meal, sir.Copy !req
778. Valley of the Jolly Green GiantCopy !req
779. Good things from the gardenCopy !req
780. Garden in the valley
Valley of the Jolly Green GiantCopy !req
781. Be well.Copy !req
782. I'll take that.Copy !req
783. Oh. Here comes the Neanderthal.Copy !req
784. Mr. Spartan, over there, please,
and lieutenant...Copy !req
785. Thank you. Would you...?Copy !req
786. - Yes.
Hi.Copy !req
787. - How are you guys doing?
Mellow, thank you.Copy !req
788. Fine. Yes.Copy !req
789. Enjoy-joy your meal, sir.Copy !req
790. Good thing I'm hungry.Copy !req
791. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to ask you
to raise your glasses...Copy !req
792. to the hero of the hour, my savior...Copy !req
793. Detective John Spartan.Copy !req
794. John Spartan.Copy !req
795. Appreciate it.Copy !req
796. Greetings and salutations.Copy !req
797. I'm Associate Bob.Copy !req
798. We met before, ever so briefly.
I was groveling in fear at the time.Copy !req
799. You got the salt over there, Bob?Copy !req
800. Um, salt is not good for you,
hence it is ille—Copy !req
801. So, John Spartan, tell me...Copy !req
802. what do you think of
San Angeles, 2032?Copy !req
803. Considering the way things were going
when I went in...Copy !req
804. I thought the future would be
a writhing cesspool.Copy !req
805. You weren't here
when the real disturbances began.Copy !req
806. Civilization tried to destroy itself.Copy !req
807. The city degenerated
into a total fear zone.Copy !req
808. The citizenry at home, afraid to go out.
People just wanted the madness over.Copy !req
809. So when I saw the chance
to make things right, I seized it.Copy !req
810. If I had not, the radiance of San Angeles
would not be here.Copy !req
811. Just your rotting cesspool of hate
and suffering. Which would you prefer?Copy !req
812. Can you book me a flight out of here
when the sermon's over?Copy !req
813. John Spartan...Copy !req
814. for your crimes, you would surely
have died in jail before now.Copy !req
815. Even you must appreciate
the persuasively tranquil humanity...Copy !req
816. of the cryoprison system.Copy !req
817. I don't want to spoil your dinner, pal,
but my cryo-sentence was no sweet lullaby.Copy !req
818. I had feelings and I had thoughts.Copy !req
819. A 36-year nightmare about people
caught in a burning building.Copy !req
820. You were awake? I don't think so.Copy !req
821. I do think so.Copy !req
822. My wife beating her fists against
a block of ice that was her husband.Copy !req
823. You were nice enough to wake me up...Copy !req
824. let me know everything that meant
something in my life is gone.Copy !req
825. Would have been more humane to stake me
down and leave me to the fucking crows.Copy !req
826. What would you say if I called you
a brutish fossil...Copy !req
827. symbolic of a decayed era
gratefully forgotten?Copy !req
828. I don't know. "Thanks"?Copy !req
829. I thought during rehabilitation,
the prisoners were not conscious.Copy !req
830. A person would go insane.Copy !req
831. The side effects
of the cryo process are unavoidable.Copy !req
832. You were found guilty of a crime.Copy !req
833. You owed and still owe
a debt to society.Copy !req
834. - There's nothing I can do.
- Yeah, there is.Copy !req
835. - Call for backup. I'll be across the street.
- Where are you going?Copy !req
836. Bad guys about to do bad things.
It's just one of those hunches.Copy !req
837. Come on.
Go for the truck.Copy !req
838. The food's in the truck.Copy !req
839. Grab the big bottle. Move, move, move.Copy !req
840. You'll regret this the rest of your life.
Both seconds of it.Copy !req
841. Good night.Copy !req
842. Get him!Copy !req
843. What a fucking hero. Come on.Copy !req
844. Please, don't.Copy !req
845. What the hell?Copy !req
846. Such reckless abandonment.Copy !req
847. Looks like there's
a new shepherd in town.Copy !req
848. That's "sheriff." Who were those guys?Copy !req
849. They're known as scraps.Copy !req
850. Outcasts and deserters who choose
to live beneath us...Copy !req
851. in sewers and abandoned tunnels.Copy !req
852. They're a constant irritation
to our harmony.Copy !req
853. They're nothing but thugs
and hooligans.Copy !req
854. A society of thieves. The last remaining
criminal element in the city.Copy !req
855. But plans are in progress
to purge this peril from our day.Copy !req
856. You are even better live
than on LaserDisc.Copy !req
857. The way you paused to make
a glib witticism before doing battle...Copy !req
858. with that scrap, and those punches—Copy !req
859. This isn't the Wild West, okay?Copy !req
860. The Wild West wasn't even
the Wild West.Copy !req
861. Hurting people's not a good thing.Copy !req
862. Well, sometimes it is, but not when
it's people looking for something to eat.Copy !req
863. San Angeles time is now 2215.Copy !req
864. Huxley coding off.Copy !req
865. Auto-drive.Copy !req
866. Auto-drive engaged.Copy !req
867. Look, I'm sorry I yelled at you back there.Copy !req
868. No need to make a de-hurtful retraction.Copy !req
869. I've just assimilated
too much contraband.Copy !req
870. I fleshed you out as some "blow up the bad
guy with a happy grin" he-man type.Copy !req
871. But now I realize that you're
the "moody troubled-past gunslinger...Copy !req
872. who will only draw when he must"
type.Copy !req
873. - Huxley, stop.
- What?Copy !req
874. I just do my job and things get—Copy !req
875. Demolished.Copy !req
876. I look around and I think of my daughter
growing up in a place like this.Copy !req
877. I'm afraid she's gonna think
I'm a primitive.Copy !req
878. As much as I want to see her,
I almost don't want to.Copy !req
879. Because I don't think I'll fit in
to the picture very well.Copy !req
880. Not very well at all.Copy !req
881. It would be a misuse of police powers,
but I can do a search for you.Copy !req
882. No.Copy !req
883. Sorry.Copy !req
884. Subject change. I got what you wanted.Copy !req
885. Oh, great.Copy !req
886. What do you need that for?Copy !req
887. It's just one of those cop hunches again.Copy !req
888. Lights.Copy !req
889. No. I've changed that.Copy !req
890. Illuminate.Copy !req
891. Deluminate.Copy !req
892. Hoo! Isn't that nicer?Copy !req
893. Go ahead, you try it.Copy !req
894. Illuminate.Copy !req
895. Raymond, Raymond, we've got to talk.Copy !req
896. How did you get in?Copy !req
897. Wish I knew. I got pass codes.Copy !req
898. Routes to underground kingdoms.Copy !req
899. Complete access to the industrial
data-grid interface.Copy !req
900. I don't even know
what that shit means.Copy !req
901. I've been meaning to ask you,
because I like it.Copy !req
902. I like it a lot.Copy !req
903. Your skills have been given to you
for a reason.Copy !req
904. Not for your personal amusement.Copy !req
905. Your job is to kill Mr. Edgar Friendly
and stop a revolution before it precipitates.Copy !req
906. That was why you were rehabilitated.Copy !req
907. All right. I'm gonna do
your little dastardly deed for you.Copy !req
908. But it's gonna be a little bit more
difficult than you thought.Copy !req
909. And I'm gonna need some help.Copy !req
910. I'll need about five or six more
special men.Copy !req
911. And I just so happen to have a list.Copy !req
912. I wouldn't want you to defrost any of
those killer types, know what I mean?Copy !req
913. And none of those motherfuckers from
New York. They're too uptight.Copy !req
914. So you're going to be
the only killer type, right?Copy !req
915. Exactamundo.Copy !req
916. Fine.Copy !req
917. Take care of it.Copy !req
918. Just get it over with.Copy !req
919. You're more trouble than you're worth.Copy !req
920. Oh, Raymond, don't say that.Copy !req
921. And what do I get out of all this?Copy !req
922. What do you want?Copy !req
923. Malibu.Copy !req
924. Santa Monica. Hell, what about
all the coastal cities? Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
925. Well, I'll bear it in mind.Copy !req
926. - Good, I'll send you a memo.
- Just do your job!Copy !req
927. What is John Spartan doing here? Huh?Copy !req
928. Did you invite him
to this little party of ours?Copy !req
929. Look, you finish your business
and I'll stuff him back in the freezer.Copy !req
930. Think of him as a guarantee.Copy !req
931. A guarantee?Copy !req
932. You don't have much of a guarantee.Copy !req
933. I took care of Spartan once,
I'll take care of him again.Copy !req
934. Now we need those men defrosted.Copy !req
935. So this is where you live?Copy !req
936. Very not bad.Copy !req
937. Thank you.Copy !req
938. So where will I be staying?Copy !req
939. I've procured you a domicile
right down the corridor from my own.Copy !req
940. Everything is voice coded,
so if you need something, just ask.Copy !req
941. Lights.Copy !req
942. What do you think?Copy !req
943. Clicked off a lot of credits
to create a 20th-century apartment.Copy !req
944. Huxley, it's very...Copy !req
945. - Isn't it?
- Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
946. John Spartan...Copy !req
947. there is, of course, a well-known
and documented connection...Copy !req
948. between sex and violence.Copy !req
949. Not so much a causal effect,
but a general state of neurological arousal.Copy !req
950. And after having observed
your behavior this evening...Copy !req
951. and my resultant condition...Copy !req
952. um...Copy !req
953. I was wondering
if you would like to have sex.Copy !req
954. - With you?
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
955. - Here? Heh, heh. Now?
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
956. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
957. Great! Ha, ha.Copy !req
958. I'll be right back.Copy !req
959. Love Boat?Copy !req
960. Okay.Copy !req
961. There you go.Copy !req
962. Now, just relax.
We'll begin in a few seconds.Copy !req
963. Begin what?Copy !req
964. Having sex, of course.Copy !req
965. Yes. Yes. Yes!Copy !req
966. What's wrong? You broke contact.Copy !req
967. Contact? I didn't even touch you yet.Copy !req
968. But I thought you wanted to make love.Copy !req
969. Is that what you call this?Copy !req
970. Vir-sex produces high alpha waves
during transference of sexual energies.Copy !req
971. Huxley, let's do it the old-fashioned way.Copy !req
972. Ew! Disgusting!Copy !req
973. You mean...Copy !req
974. fluid transfer?Copy !req
975. No, I mean boning, the wild mambo,
the hunka-chunka.Copy !req
976. That is no longer done.Copy !req
977. Exchange of bodily fluids,
know what that leads to?Copy !req
978. Yeah, I do.
Kids, smoking, a desire to raid the fridge.Copy !req
979. Rampant exchange of bodily fluids
was one of the major reasons...Copy !req
980. for the downfall of society.Copy !req
981. After AIDS, there was NRS.
After NRS, there was UBT.Copy !req
982. One of the first things Dr. Cocteau did
was to outlaw...Copy !req
983. and engineer all fluid transfer
out of societally acceptable behavior.Copy !req
984. Not even mouth transfer is condoned.Copy !req
985. - Kissing's not allowed?
- Ugh!Copy !req
986. Damn, I was a good kisser.Copy !req
987. What about kids?Copy !req
988. - Procreation?
- Yeah.Copy !req
989. We go to a lab.Copy !req
990. Fluids are purified, screened...Copy !req
991. and transferred by authorized
medical personnel only.Copy !req
992. It is the only legal way.Copy !req
993. What are you doing?Copy !req
994. Breaking the law.Copy !req
995. You are a savage creature, John Spartan.Copy !req
996. I wish you to leave my domicile now.Copy !req
997. Look, you know—Copy !req
998. Code accepted. Be well, John Spartan.Copy !req
999. Lights.Copy !req
1000. "He doesn't know how to use
the three seashells."Copy !req
1001. Happy Halloween.Copy !req
1002. "Behavioral engineering"?Copy !req
1003. Hi, Martin, I was thinking—
Oh, my God, I'm sorry, wrong number.Copy !req
1004. Our noble facility
has been desecrated by hooligans.Copy !req
1005. Someone will pay dearly for this.Copy !req
1006. Sir, the stress breeder is inside
being demobilized as we speak.Copy !req
1007. Shit. Being frozen
must have thrown my aim off.Copy !req
1008. Don't worry,
I'll get you with the next shot.Copy !req
1009. I don't think so.Copy !req
1010. No kiss-kiss, no bang-bang.Copy !req
1011. - Detective.
- Listen, I'm sorry about last night.Copy !req
1012. Here, I made this for you.Copy !req
1013. - For me?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1014. Thank you.Copy !req
1015. Oh, I'll drive.Copy !req
1016. - I gotta learn to do this once in my life.
- Okay.Copy !req
1017. Thank you for the lovely gift.Copy !req
1018. I don't know what you guys put into
my cryo sludge.Copy !req
1019. When I thawed out,
first thing I wanted to do was knit.Copy !req
1020. How come I know what a zipperfoot,
a shuttle, a bobbin and a petit point is?Copy !req
1021. I could weave a throw rug right now
with my eyes closed.Copy !req
1022. Ha, ha. It's part of your rehab program.Copy !req
1023. For each inmate, the computer
draws up a skill or trade...Copy !req
1024. suited to their genetic disposition.Copy !req
1025. And it would implant the knowledge
and the desire...Copy !req
1026. to carry out whatever training
was assigned.Copy !req
1027. I'm a seamstress?Copy !req
1028. Oh, that's just great.Copy !req
1029. I come out of cryoprison
and I'm Betsy fucking Ross.Copy !req
1030. Phoenix can access computers,
operate all vehicles...Copy !req
1031. knows the location of everything
in town...Copy !req
1032. and is stronger than when he went in?Copy !req
1033. - Can you get me his rehab program now?
- Sure.Copy !req
1034. - I'm a seamstress.
- Access code for Simon Phoenix.Copy !req
1035. Access Simon Phoenix.Copy !req
1036. Accessing.Copy !req
1037. Access denied.Copy !req
1038. What?
- Security override.Copy !req
1039. This can't be right.Copy !req
1040. Access granted, Officer Huxley.Copy !req
1041. Accessing Simon Phoenix,
Deepfile rehab 65-R.Copy !req
1042. Urban Combatkill. Torture Methodology.
Computer Override Authority.Copy !req
1043. There must be some mistake.Copy !req
1044. Terrorism Tactics. Weapons Training.
Martial Arts. MurderDeathKill.Copy !req
1045. Explosives Technician. Violent Behavior.Copy !req
1046. - This isn't a rehab program.
- No kidding.Copy !req
1047. This would create a monster.Copy !req
1048. - Who develops these programs?
- Cocteau Industries, of course.Copy !req
1049. But why would the benevolent Dr. Cocteau
send such a brute savage into our midst?Copy !req
1050. Good question. Let's go ask him.Copy !req
1051. No. You do not accuse a savior
of our city...Copy !req
1052. of being connected with a
multi-MurderDeathKiller like Phoenix. It's...Copy !req
1053. rude.Copy !req
1054. I'll be subtle.Copy !req
1055. I'm good at subtle.Copy !req
1056. Mellow greetings.Copy !req
1057. We are happy to welcome you to the
Cocteau Behavioral Engineering Complex.Copy !req
1058. Be well.Copy !req
1059. - Enhance your calm, John Spartan.
- Mm.Copy !req
1060. Mellow apologies for my lack
of physical disposition, detective...Copy !req
1061. but I have a city/gov to run.Copy !req
1062. Well, run this.Copy !req
1063. You programmed Phoenix's rehab
to turn him into a terrorist.Copy !req
1064. And I don't think
his escape was an accident.Copy !req
1065. - Very subtle.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1066. Outside the museum, why didn't he blow
your brains out? What did you say to him?Copy !req
1067. I honestly don't remember.
Does it matter?Copy !req
1068. It matters. I saw the security disk.Copy !req
1069. He had 10 seconds to figure out
where to put the hole in your fucking head.Copy !req
1070. This display of barbaric behavior
was unacceptable even in your time.Copy !req
1071. Yeah. But it worked.Copy !req
1072. When a man like Phoenix
has a gun to your head...Copy !req
1073. 10 seconds is 9 and a half seconds
longer than you live.Copy !req
1074. Not everyone is as eager as you to resort
to violence to solve life's difficulties.Copy !req
1075. Even now, I'm beginning to wonder
if the chaos in the museum...Copy !req
1076. was the result of Mr. Phoenix's
presence or your own.Copy !req
1077. Wonder about this, shithead.Copy !req
1078. If you think you got this maniac under
control, trust me, you don't.Copy !req
1079. Is there something specific you plan
to do with that archaic device?Copy !req
1080. John Spartan.Copy !req
1081. No, I didn't think so.Copy !req
1082. Detective, the only thing I haven't got
under control is you.Copy !req
1083. But that can be solved.Copy !req
1084. You, my Cro-Magnon friend, are dead.Copy !req
1085. Your family's dead, your past is dead.Copy !req
1086. Dead things cannot affect the living.Copy !req
1087. So enjoy your moment of
prehistoric bravado...Copy !req
1088. because after you leave here,
it will be over.Copy !req
1089. Like everything else in your life.Copy !req
1090. Officer, return this man
to cryostasis immediately.Copy !req
1091. Be well.Copy !req
1092. Be fucked.Copy !req
1093. You are fined one—Copy !req
1094. Greetings, citizen.
How are you on this glorious day?Copy !req
1095. I'll wait here.
- Let's go.Copy !req
1096. - I don't know.
- I do know. Turn that thing on.Copy !req
1097. I hope you know what you're doing.
Vector, 23 degrees.Copy !req
1098. You're asking me to disobey a direct order.
I'm to escort you to the cryoprison.Copy !req
1099. Do what you got to. I gotta nail that maniac
and put him on ice or that's where I'll be.Copy !req
1100. - Enhance your calm.
- I've had it with enhancing my calm.Copy !req
1101. I'm gonna find that psycho
and enhance his calm.Copy !req
1102. When I'm done, I'm gonna turn all
my attention to that Froot Loop, Cocteau.Copy !req
1103. You don't have to come with me.
I'll do it alone. Okay?Copy !req
1104. Even if Simon Phoenix was programmed
to escape, extinguish life and steal...Copy !req
1105. why are you going to the wasteland?Copy !req
1106. Your city-wide manhunt didn't work,
because Phoenix was in the one place that...Copy !req
1107. A, you can't monitor...Copy !req
1108. B, are afraid to go and,
C, don't give a shit about.Copy !req
1109. I wanna go down there, find Phoenix
and put him in a hurt locker.Copy !req
1110. So you wanna come with me
or you wanna arrest me, huh?Copy !req
1111. Okay. I'm with you.Copy !req
1112. Let's go blow this guy.Copy !req
1113. Away. Blow this guy away.Copy !req
1114. Whatever.Copy !req
1115. Got a way with words.Copy !req
1116. What's wrong, Huxley?
- It's not very clean.Copy !req
1117. A real garden spot.Copy !req
1118. All right, which way?Copy !req
1119. Over there.Copy !req
1120. All right, guys, be ready for anything.Copy !req
1121. My dog's better than your dogCopy !req
1122. My dog's better than yoursCopy !req
1123. My dog's better 'cause he gets Ken-L Ration
My dog's—Copy !req
1124. Hey.Copy !req
1125. I'm sorry, but when I'm nervous, I...Copy !req
1126. Sorry.Copy !req
1127. Over here.Copy !req
1128. What is that emanation?Copy !req
1129. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1130. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1131. Come on, guys.Copy !req
1132. No, hey, just relax. All I want is a burger
and a beer, if you got one.Copy !req
1133. How am I gonna pay?Copy !req
1134. - Huxley, it is better to give...
- Ow!Copy !req
1135. - Want a slug?
- Ugh.Copy !req
1136. No, thank you.Copy !req
1137. I think I'm gonna be sick.Copy !req
1138. Oh, God.Copy !req
1139. - This is fantastic. You guys gotta try one.
- Oh, my.Copy !req
1140. Just don't ask
where the meat comes from.Copy !req
1141. What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
1142. Do you see any cows around here?Copy !req
1143. Rat?Copy !req
1144. This is a rat burger?Copy !req
1145. Not bad.Copy !req
1146. Matter of fact,
it's the best burger I've had in years.Copy !req
1147. See you later.Copy !req
1148. They don't seem very hostile,
John Spartan.Copy !req
1149. No, they don't.Copy !req
1150. Now, that's a thing of beauty.Copy !req
1151. Do you know what this is?Copy !req
1152. A 1970 Oldsmobile 442.Copy !req
1153. With a 455-cubic-inch engine.Copy !req
1154. Radial tires and bucket seats.Copy !req
1155. - I'm impressed.
- I studied.Copy !req
1156. So did I. Hand over the glow-rod.Copy !req
1157. Your friends too. Come on, move.Copy !req
1158. Ow!Copy !req
1159. Easy, pal.
Yeah.Copy !req
1160. You got ball-balls, coming down here
after the show you put on.Copy !req
1161. We're looking for a MurderDeathKiller.Copy !req
1162. Can you help or just bully us
with your primitive weapons?Copy !req
1163. Well, maybe they're not so primitive.Copy !req
1164. Think you're taking me in?Copy !req
1165. Guess what. Not happening.Copy !req
1166. You tell Cocteau he can kiss my ass.
Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
1167. It'll take an army to get rid of me.Copy !req
1168. I don't give a shit. I got nothing to lose.Copy !req
1169. Pal, I don't know who the hell you are,
let alone want to take you anywhere.Copy !req
1170. So stay here, be well
and Cocteau's an asshole!Copy !req
1171. - Hey!
Hey, man.Copy !req
1172. Let's dump them up top.
They're only here to spy on us.Copy !req
1173. Wait a minute.Copy !req
1174. You're the guy outside Taco Bell.Copy !req
1175. Yeah. What do you want?Copy !req
1176. You weren't part of the Cocteau plan.Copy !req
1177. Greed, deception, abuse of power.
That's no plan.Copy !req
1178. - That's why everybody's down here?
- Got that right.Copy !req
1179. See, according to Cocteau's plan...Copy !req
1180. I'm the enemy, because I like to think.Copy !req
1181. I like to read.
I'm into freedom of speech and choice.Copy !req
1182. I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit
in a greasy spoon and wonder:Copy !req
1183. "Should I have steak or
jumbo barbecued ribs with gravy fries?"Copy !req
1184. I want high cholesterol. I want to eat bacon,
butter and buckets of cheese.Copy !req
1185. I want to smoke a Cuban cigar
the size of Cincinnati.Copy !req
1186. I want to run through the streets naked
with Jell-O all over my body...Copy !req
1187. reading Playboy Magazine,
because I might feel the need to.Copy !req
1188. I've seen the future.Copy !req
1189. It's a 47-year-old virgin in his pajamas...Copy !req
1190. drinking a banana-broccoli shake,
singing, "I'm a wiener."Copy !req
1191. Up top, you live Cocteau's way.Copy !req
1192. What he wants, when he wants,
how he wants.Copy !req
1193. Your other choice: come down here.Copy !req
1194. Maybe starve to death.Copy !req
1195. Why don't you take charge
and lead these people out of here?Copy !req
1196. I'm no leader.Copy !req
1197. I do what I have to do.
Sometimes people come with me.Copy !req
1198. I just want to bury Cocteau up to his neck
in shit and let him think happy thoughts.Copy !req
1199. Then I got bad news.Copy !req
1200. I think he wants to kill you.Copy !req
1201. All right, gentlemen, let's review.Copy !req
1202. The year is 2032.Copy !req
1203. That's 2-0-3-2.
As in the 21st century.Copy !req
1204. And I'm sorry to say that the world
has become a pussy-whipped...Copy !req
1205. Brady Bunch version of itself
run by a bunch of robed sissies.Copy !req
1206. All we have to do
to run the whole thing...Copy !req
1207. is to kill a man named Friendly,
who put it all together.Copy !req
1208. Ah, but there's an extra added bonus.Copy !req
1209. We get to kill the man who put most of us
behind the freezer.Copy !req
1210. You mean we get to kill John Spartan?Copy !req
1211. Exactly.Copy !req
1212. I want you to loot, pillage, plunder.
I want you to steal.Copy !req
1213. Do all the wonderful things we used to do
before all of this happened.Copy !req
1214. This world will be ours.Copy !req
1215. Let's bring back the good old days!Copy !req
1216. - Are you with me?
Yeah!Copy !req
1217. - Are you with me? Let's do it!
Yeah!Copy !req
1218. Yeah!Copy !req
1219. It is a curious conclusion
which you have deduced, John Spartan.Copy !req
1220. But I can find no fault in your logic.Copy !req
1221. Simon Phoenix is the perfect weapon...Copy !req
1222. to send to the savage nether regions
in which we stand.Copy !req
1223. I am impressed, John Spartan.Copy !req
1224. You mean they thawed this guy out
just to kill me?Copy !req
1225. - I'm flattered.
- Don't be flattered. Be frightened.Copy !req
1226. This guy's a certifiable nightmare.Copy !req
1227. That's why you're down here?
Yeah.Copy !req
1228. I must have done something right
in a previous life.Copy !req
1229. Can't imagine what that
could have been.Copy !req
1230. Two for the price of one.Copy !req
1231. Let's take them, boys.Copy !req
1232. Stay down!Copy !req
1233. Friendly! Up on top!Copy !req
1234. I'll be goddamned.
Like a New York cockroach.Copy !req
1235. Fuck it.Copy !req
1236. I hate when things go wrong.Copy !req
1237. Phoenix!Copy !req
1238. There's an elevator shaft on top
of this place.Copy !req
1239. Does that mean we're going up?Copy !req
1240. Come on.Copy !req
1241. How nice. They must have
been expecting me.Copy !req
1242. Okay. Now what?Copy !req
1243. Buckle up.Copy !req
1244. There he is! He's in my car!Copy !req
1245. I'll be goddamned.Copy !req
1246. What is happening with the cops today?Copy !req
1247. Don't you know
you're endangering civilians?Copy !req
1248. Shit.Copy !req
1249. - Auto-inflate.
Auto-inflate.Copy !req
1250. - Ha-ha-ha.
- Damn.Copy !req
1251. Oh, that is just lovely.Copy !req
1252. Huxley, drive.Copy !req
1253. Okay, I've read all about this. Now, okay.Copy !req
1254. So, what do I do? I just push this pedal?Copy !req
1255. Whoa! Okay, okay. I got it, I got it.Copy !req
1256. - Punch it!
- Excuse me?Copy !req
1257. Push the pedal as hard as you can!
Just catch up to him!Copy !req
1258. - Hold on.
- Faster!Copy !req
1259. Faster!Copy !req
1260. Shit.Copy !req
1261. No free rides!Copy !req
1262. - Emergency, doors open.
- Doors opening.Copy !req
1263. Say hello to my little friend.Copy !req
1264. - Doors close.
- Malfunction.Copy !req
1265. Computer, auto-drive.Copy !req
1266. Auto-drive engaged.Copy !req
1267. Gonna give you a haircut!Copy !req
1268. Remember those 40 bus passengers
that you blew apart trying to catch me?Copy !req
1269. They were already dead.Copy !req
1270. Cold as Häagen-Dazs.Copy !req
1271. Man, I went to jail with a 36-year smile.Copy !req
1272. You're dead, Spartan.Copy !req
1273. Speak for yourself.Copy !req
1274. - Self-drive.
- Unable to execute.Copy !req
1275. - Self-drive now.
- Malfunction.Copy !req
1276. Unable to execute.Copy !req
1277. Emergency.Copy !req
1278. Go left. Right.Copy !req
1279. Self-drive engaged.Copy !req
1280. Brake. Brake.Copy !req
1281. Brake now,
you Mickey Mouse piece of shit!Copy !req
1282. John Spartan?
John Spartan, are you in there?Copy !req
1283. - John Spartan!
Who do you think it is, Huxley?Copy !req
1284. Here.Copy !req
1285. I thought your life force
had been prematurely terminated.Copy !req
1286. Yeah, I thought I was history too.Copy !req
1287. What the hell happened? All of a sudden,
this car turned into a cannoli.Copy !req
1288. It's securefoam, and it saved your life.Copy !req
1289. Look at you, you're in shambles.Copy !req
1290. Don't worry, I can fix it later.
All I need is a needle and thread.Copy !req
1291. I really didn't say that, did I?Copy !req
1292. Damn!Copy !req
1293. John Spartan.Copy !req
1294. You caveman, you're under arrest.Copy !req
1295. You are to be returned to the cryoprison
immediately.Copy !req
1296. I heard all about that.
We'll talk later, chief.Copy !req
1297. I need something, anything.
A shotgun, a flare gun.Copy !req
1298. Spartan.Copy !req
1299. - Holy shit.
Defensive red alert.Copy !req
1300. Stun batons on.Copy !req
1301. Relax.Copy !req
1302. Look at you. You get a bump on the noggin
and think you're Pancho Villa?Copy !req
1303. - Who?
- Never mind.Copy !req
1304. Time to take a stand, pal.Copy !req
1305. Well, good. While you're doing it,
loan me a gun. Loan me two guns.Copy !req
1306. You'd use these weapons
of mass destruction...Copy !req
1307. against men and women
who uphold the law?Copy !req
1308. We use these weapons
to shop for groceries, dick.Copy !req
1309. Spartan, wait.Copy !req
1310. You can't leave.Copy !req
1311. You're under arrest. This very concept
negates the possibility of your leaving.Copy !req
1312. Skip it, chief.Copy !req
1313. Lieutenant Huxley.Copy !req
1314. Chief, you can take this job
and you can shovel it.Copy !req
1315. "Take this job and shovel it."Copy !req
1316. Yeah?Copy !req
1317. Close enough.Copy !req
1318. No. No.Copy !req
1319. I hadn't counted on this, but I must say,
you worked out beautifully.Copy !req
1320. People are terrified of you.Copy !req
1321. What's new? People have always
been terrified of me.Copy !req
1322. Yes, but this time,
they're really intimidated.Copy !req
1323. Now I'll have carte blanche
to create the perfect society.Copy !req
1324. My society.Copy !req
1325. San Angeles will be a beacon of order...Copy !req
1326. with the purity of an ant colony.Copy !req
1327. And the beauty of a flawless pearl.Copy !req
1328. You can't take away people's
right to be assholes.Copy !req
1329. Hmm?Copy !req
1330. That's who you remind me of...Copy !req
1331. an evil Mr. Rogers.Copy !req
1332. Will you please kill him?Copy !req
1333. He's pissing me off.Copy !req
1334. Put another log on the fire!Copy !req
1335. I'm gonna love running this place.Copy !req
1336. Well, now...Copy !req
1337. what shall I do with you, huh, Bobby?Copy !req
1338. I am an excellent associate, sir.Copy !req
1339. I would be delighted to continue
my services during your administration.Copy !req
1340. Ah. Maybe we'll use him.Copy !req
1341. Excuse me, the police are here.Copy !req
1342. Who in the hell do you think—?Copy !req
1343. I'm impressed.Copy !req
1344. Huxley!Copy !req
1345. That man has died by my hands.Copy !req
1346. It was either him or us, Huxley.Copy !req
1347. Yeah, there is that.Copy !req
1348. Where'd you learn to kick like that?Copy !req
1349. - Oh, um, Jackie Chan movies.
- Ah.Copy !req
1350. Looks like the Cocteau plan
just went up in smoke.Copy !req
1351. Rest in peace, Raymond Cocteau.Copy !req
1352. Oh, John Spartan, civilization as we know it
will come to an end.Copy !req
1353. What will we do?Copy !req
1354. I don't know.
But trust me, this is better for you.Copy !req
1355. What's that?Copy !req
1356. This is bad.Copy !req
1357. This is very bad.Copy !req
1358. He's accessed the cryoprison and he's
about to defrost the entire multi-lifer wing.Copy !req
1359. Most of them don't like you.Copy !req
1360. Most of these guys don't even like
their own mothers. These are bad boys.Copy !req
1361. How many are there?Copy !req
1362. Eighty. All without rehab.Copy !req
1363. They'll be reanimated within the hour.Copy !req
1364. We gotta stop this.Copy !req
1365. I'm not at all pleased about having caused
the fatality of that deranged CryoCon.Copy !req
1366. But I now understand that under certain
circumstances, violence is necessary.Copy !req
1367. Good.Copy !req
1368. Then I hope you understand this.Copy !req
1369. Oh, I hope my butt didn't look like that.Copy !req
1370. Okay, who do we have left that's good?Copy !req
1371. Let's see.Copy !req
1372. Wilkes, Patrick.Copy !req
1373. Jeffrey Dahmer? I love that guy.Copy !req
1374. We gotta get him.
How long before they're done?Copy !req
1375. - They're in the final stages of reanimation.
Great. Absolutely great.Copy !req
1376. Gentlemen.Copy !req
1377. Thank you very much, but your services
will no longer be required.Copy !req
1378. Send a maniac to catch a maniac.Copy !req
1379. Attention. Attention.Copy !req
1380. Cryoprisoner defrosting
reanimation sequence...Copy !req
1381. now entering final stage.Copy !req
1382. Countdown to reanimation
of prisoner batches...Copy !req
1383. 290, 310, 480 and 570:Copy !req
1384. Ten minutes.Copy !req
1385. That's it. The very last one.
Excellent.Copy !req
1386. Accessed.Copy !req
1387. What the hell is that?Copy !req
1388. Phoenix!Copy !req
1389. Didn't expect that one, did you?Copy !req
1390. Where are you going?Copy !req
1391. I wish you the best of luck, sir.Copy !req
1392. Stupid.Copy !req
1393. Spartan, how's it hanging, huh?Copy !req
1394. I'm sure you're familiar with
the long arm of the law, aren't you?Copy !req
1395. Why don't you struggle a little bit?
Make me work for it.Copy !req
1396. What do you say? How about
a little target practice? What do you say?Copy !req
1397. Didn't hurt your head, did you?Copy !req
1398. Shit. Piece-of-shit gun. Damn.Copy !req
1399. Fuck.Copy !req
1400. That's it, Spartan.Copy !req
1401. You're not getting out of this one.Copy !req
1402. I could drop you in that vat
of defrost over there...Copy !req
1403. and fry your ass like a chicken.Copy !req
1404. Or with my little pinky,
drop your monkey ass down—Copy !req
1405. I'll be goddamned.Copy !req
1406. Shit! Goddamn! What am I doing wrong?Copy !req
1407. Cryoprisoner reanimation
sequence now entering final stage.Copy !req
1408. Is it cold in here, or is it just me?Copy !req
1409. Good memory.Copy !req
1410. Come here. Come here.Copy !req
1411. Piece of shit!Copy !req
1412. I hate cops!Copy !req
1413. Look in my eyes, John.
I'll see you in hell.Copy !req
1414. Not.Copy !req
1415. This is the best day of my life.Copy !req
1416. Heads up!Copy !req
1417. You have apprehended the villain
responsible for murdering Cocteau?Copy !req
1418. I wouldn't exactly say apprehended.
Let's just say he's history.Copy !req
1419. And the cryoprison, that's history too.Copy !req
1420. What will we do? How will we live?Copy !req
1421. We're all gonna go out drinking,
get shit-faced and paint the town, literally.Copy !req
1422. Put up graffiti, slogans. It'll be a blast.Copy !req
1423. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'll tell you what you're gonna do.Copy !req
1424. Why don't you get a little dirty?Copy !req
1425. You, a lot clean.Copy !req
1426. And somewhere in the middle...Copy !req
1427. I don't know. You'll figure it out.Copy !req
1428. Fucking A.Copy !req
1429. Well put.Copy !req
1430. Mr. Friendly? Greetings and salutations,
Edgar Friendly.Copy !req
1431. I'm Associate Bob. And may I say...Copy !req
1432. it would be a pleasure
to assist you in creating a more humane—Copy !req
1433. - Bob. Bob. Let's talk about the hair, okay?
- Hair?Copy !req
1434. Pick a color. And lose the kimono.Copy !req
1435. - You look like a couch.
A couch?Copy !req
1436. Are you a surgeon with these gloves?Copy !req
1437. Thank you for rendering me
unconscious.Copy !req
1438. I did it for your own good.Copy !req
1439. - We're supposed to be a team.
- We are.Copy !req
1440. Oh, my. Heh.Copy !req
1441. Are all fluid-transfer activities like this?Copy !req
1442. - Better.
- Better?Copy !req
1443. Oh, my.Copy !req
1444. I think I'm gonna like the future.Copy !req
1445. Now that you've demolished everything.Copy !req
1446. But there's just one thing
I want to know:Copy !req
1447. How's that damn
three-seashell thing work?Copy !req