0. check cut lines, self improvedCopy !req
1. Remember when they used to let
commercial airlines land in this town?Copy !req
2. Yeah.Copy !req
3. Well, I don't understand
where we're going...Copy !req
4. or why the hell we're bothering anyhow.Copy !req
5. - You're doing a good deed.
- Wanna give us a better reason?Copy !req
6. Yeah. A maniac hijacked
a municipal bus with 30Copy !req
7. passengers on it. That's
a very good reason.Copy !req
8. And I got a real bad hunch where those
passengers are and who that maniac is.Copy !req
9. You wanna share it with us?Copy !req
10. Phoenix.Copy !req
11. Simon Phoenix.Copy !req
12. Send a maniac to catch one.Copy !req
13. Phoenix!Copy !req
14. Don't move, Phoenix.Copy !req
15. You're under arrest.Copy !req
16. Arrest? Shit.Copy !req
17. And you're trespassing.Copy !req
18. Where are the passengers?Copy !req
19. Oh, yes, passengers.Copy !req
20. Well, they're...Copy !req
21. Fuck you.Copy !req
22. The passengers are gone.Copy !req
23. See, I told the city, I said,
Look, nobody comes down here.Copy !req
24. Postmen figured it out...Copy !req
25. policemen figured it out.Copy !req
26. But the goddamn bus drivers
just wouldn't listen.Copy !req
27. Last time, Phoenix.Copy !req
28. Where are the hostages?Copy !req
29. To hell with the hostages!
This is between you and me!Copy !req
30. What you got, soldier boy?Copy !req
31. Do something.Copy !req
32. Go ahead.Copy !req
33. You're up to your ass in gasoline.Copy !req
34. I'll set your ass on fire.Copy !req
35. Is it cold in here...Copy !req
36. or is it just me?Copy !req
37. Where are they, Phoenix?Copy !req
38. Now, where did I put them?Copy !req
39. I swear, I'd lose my head
if it wasn't attached.Copy !req
40. I'll keep that in mind.Copy !req
41. Damn it, John. I'm tired
of this Demolition Man shit!Copy !req
42. You were not supposed
to come down here!Copy !req
43. You were not supposed to attempt
the arrest of Phoenix single-handed...Copy !req
44. and you were not supposed
to blow anything up!Copy !req
45. It's not me, this time, Healy. He dumped
the gas and rigged the place to blow!Copy !req
46. Yeah right, you had nothing to do with it.Copy !req
47. I know you've been trying
to nail this psycho for 2 years.Copy !req
48. But try remembering a
little thing called...Copy !req
49. official police procedure.Copy !req
50. - Where are the hostages?
- They're not here.Copy !req
51. What do you mean they are not here?Copy !req
52. He must've stashed them someplace else!Copy !req
53. How do you know they weren't in there?
Are you sure?Copy !req
54. Because I did a thermo check and there was
only eight of them, all part of his gang.Copy !req
55. Wrong again!Copy !req
56. You got something to say, scumbag?Copy !req
57. Get him out of here!Copy !req
58. Motherfucker!Copy !req
59. You and I gonna have a nice long chat.Copy !req
60. Captain!Copy !req
61. Over here! There's bodies everywhere!Copy !req
62. There must be 20 or 30.Copy !req
63. They're everywhere.Copy !req
64. See that, Captain? I told him!Copy !req
65. He said he didn't care!Copy !req
66. How could you sacrifice
all those innocent people for me!Copy !req
67. What kind of man are you?Copy !req
68. We're gonna spend a lot of quality
time together. See you, sweetie!Copy !req
69. Honey! Sugar!Copy !req
70. If you got a lawyer, you better call him.Copy !req
71. John Spartan, you've done great deeds
for the city of Los Angeles.Copy !req
72. So, it is with some regret that, I,
William Smithers...Copy !req
73. acting as Assistant Warden,
hereby carry out this sentence.Copy !req
74. Skip it.Copy !req
75. Sargeant Spartan, you've been
sentenced to 70 years...Copy !req
76. sub-zero rehabilitation
in the California Cryo-Penitentiary...Copy !req
77. for the involuntary manslaughter
of 30 innocent civilians.Copy !req
78. Skip it.Copy !req
79. You'll be placed in cryostasis
for the duration of your sentence...Copy !req
80. during which your behavior will be
altered through synaptic suggestion.Copy !req
81. You'll be eligible for parole
no earlier than the year 2046.Copy !req
82. I'm sorry, Sergeant.Copy !req
83. All personnel,Copy !req
84. the next scheduled parole hearing
for prisoner Gilmour...Copy !req
85. ...will take place at 07:15.Copy !req
86. Warden William Smithers
report to Level A conference room.Copy !req
87. Mellow greetings, Warden William Smithers.Copy !req
88. Be well, Lieutenant Lenina Huxley.Copy !req
89. As it is a beautiful...Copy !req
90. Monday morning and as my duty log
irrationally requires it...Copy !req
91. I'm hereby querying you
on the prison population update.Copy !req
92. Does the tedium continue?Copy !req
93. Your earnest questioning is as
amusing as it is irrelevant.Copy !req
94. The prisoners are ice cubes.
They never move.Copy !req
95. I find this lack of stimulus
to be truly disappointing.Copy !req
96. - Don't you think?
- I try not to.Copy !req
97. However, you're young, think all you want.Copy !req
98. Things don't happen anymore,
we've taken care of all that.Copy !req
99. I'll fiber-op you back
after the parole hearings.Copy !req
100. Have a peachy day, Lieutenant.Copy !req
101. Be well.Copy !req
102. Be well.Copy !req
103. Vector 137.Copy !req
104. Upcoming, Santa Monica Boulevard.Copy !req
105. Retina coding accepted.Copy !req
106. Warden William Smithers, be well.Copy !req
107. Go on.Copy !req
108. Self-drive on.Copy !req
109. Self-drive engaged.Copy !req
110. Huxley, Lenina, coding on.Copy !req
111. No police presence is requested
in the city at this time.Copy !req
112. Report to the station.Copy !req
113. Oh, boy, how exciting.Copy !req
114. That's it.Copy !req
115. Food, glorious food.Copy !req
116. There'll be another one in about 12 hours.Copy !req
117. These assholes are nothing
if not predictable.Copy !req
118. God, I love to hate this place!Copy !req
119. There's not enough of us, Friendly.Copy !req
120. That doesn't really matter
anymore, does it Crow?Copy !req
121. People are hungry.Copy !req
122. We've got nothing left to lose.Copy !req
123. Greetings, Merwin.Copy !req
124. Lovely Lenina.Copy !req
125. Greetings and salutations. Welcome
to the emergency line of the SAPD.Copy !req
126. If you prefer an automated response,
press 1 now.Copy !req
127. Be well.Copy !req
128. Mellow greetings, Lenina Huxley.Copy !req
129. Let me guess, all is serene?Copy !req
130. On the contrary, it's been a horrific a.m.Copy !req
131. There was a defacement of public buildings.Copy !req
132. Walls smudged with...Copy !req
133. scandalous graffiti.Copy !req
134. Really?Copy !req
135. Brutal. Why wasn't there
an all-cars notify?Copy !req
136. Because there was no need
to create widespread panic.Copy !req
137. Lieutenant Huxley...Copy !req
138. I monitored your disheartening
and distressing comments...Copy !req
139. to the warden this morning.Copy !req
140. Do you really long for chaos
and disharmony?Copy !req
141. Your fascination with
the vulgar 20th centuryCopy !req
142. seems to be affecting
your better judgment.Copy !req
143. You realize you're setting a bad example
for other officers and sworn personnel.Copy !req
144. Thank you for the attitude
readjustment, Chief Earle.Copy !req
145. Info assimilated.Copy !req
146. Sanctimonious asshole.Copy !req
147. Lenina Huxley, you are
fined one half credit...Copy !req
148. ...for a sotto voce violation
of the verbal-morality statute.Copy !req
149. Thank you.Copy !req
150. That was tense.Copy !req
151. - That was tense?
- Yes.Copy !req
152. Tell me something, Garcia?
Don't you get bored code-tracingCopy !req
153. perps who break curfew
and tell dirty jokes?Copy !req
154. Actually, no. I find my
job deeply fulfilling.Copy !req
155. I just can not get over the reality
of this office, Lenina Huxley.Copy !req
156. You're still addicted to the 20th century.Copy !req
157. High from its harshness.
Buzzed by its brutality.Copy !req
158. Holy smokes!Copy !req
159. Is there anything in this office which
doesn't violate Contraband Ordinance 22?Copy !req
160. Only you, Alfredo Garcia.Copy !req
161. Don't you ever want something to happen?Copy !req
162. Goodness, no.Copy !req
163. I knew you were gonna say that.Copy !req
164. What I wouldn't give for some action.Copy !req
165. Mr. Simon Phoenix.Copy !req
166. One of our first
and most illustrious members.Copy !req
167. Allow me to...Copy !req
168. welcome you to your parole hearing.Copy !req
169. Let's get this over quickly.Copy !req
170. Twenty-nine years ago,
the parole system, as you know it...Copy !req
171. was rendered obsolete.Copy !req
172. Federal Statute 537-29...Copy !req
173. Stop it!Copy !req
174. Do you have anything fresh to say
on your behalf?Copy !req
175. I thought not.Copy !req
176. Yeah.Copy !req
177. I do.Copy !req
178. Teddy bear.Copy !req
179. How'd you know the password to the cuffs?Copy !req
180. I wish I knew.Copy !req
181. Simon says: Die.Copy !req
182. Warden...Copy !req
183. let's get this over quickly.Copy !req
184. Retina coding accepted,
Warden William Smithers.Copy !req
185. Be well.Copy !req
186. Yeah, you too.Copy !req
187. 187. 187.Copy !req
188. Northwest quadrant. 187.Copy !req
189. Oh, my!Copy !req
190. I don't believe it!Copy !req
191. Northwest quadrant. 187.Copy !req
192. What's a 187?Copy !req
193. I don't know.Copy !req
194. Cryo-prison.Copy !req
195. Level 6.Copy !req
196. Identify Code 187.Copy !req
197. MDK.Copy !req
199. MurderDeathKill!Copy !req
200. Last recorded offense,
September 25, 2010.Copy !req
201. Initiate search, confirming location.Copy !req
202. Cryo-prison, Level 6.Copy !req
203. Two code 187s:
Officer John D'Argent, guard.Copy !req
204. Officer Alfred Pamela, guard.Copy !req
205. Tracking.Copy !req
206. Live transmission diagnostic check,
Warden William Smithers.Copy !req
207. Injuries: Severe eye trauma,
ruptured spleen,Copy !req
208. punctured lung,Copy !req
209. broken rib, internal bleeding.Copy !req
210. Condition critical.Copy !req
211. Vital signs failing.Copy !req
212. Imminent death.Copy !req
213. Subject deceased.Copy !req
214. 187, Warden William Smithers,Copy !req
215. born February 14th, 1967,Copy !req
216. died August 4th, 2032.Copy !req
217. - What's the matter with all of you?
- The cryo-prison, sir.Copy !req
218. Three non-sanctioned life terminations.Copy !req
219. Do you wish to assign a coroner?Copy !req
220. MurderDeathKills!Copy !req
221. Three MDKs!Copy !req
222. Access for me the cryo-pen's
morning hearing schedule...Copy !req
223. and display for me the list of
people interviewed for parole.Copy !req
224. Accessing cryo-prison processing.
Restricted information.Copy !req
225. Cocteau Cryo-prison,
morning hearing schedule.Copy !req
226. August 4th, active fileCopy !req
227. 7:00 a.m.: Hyde, QuentinCopy !req
228. 8:15: Peterson, ScottCopy !req
229. - 7:30: Phoenix, Simon
- It's Phoenix!Copy !req
230. - 7:45...
- Who?Copy !req
231. Simon Phoenix.Copy !req
232. Phoenix, Simon.Copy !req
233. - Accessing...
- I knew him.Copy !req
234. He's evil in a way you've never read about.Copy !req
235. He's a criminal the likes
of which you've never seen.Copy !req
236. Hold that thought, Zachary Lamb.Copy !req
237. Simon Phoenix's code, now.Copy !req
238. Access code for Phoenix, Simon.Copy !req
239. - No code found
- L-7, you're not coming down with another virus, are you?Copy !req
240. - Of course not
- You don't get it, Lenina Huxley.Copy !req
241. Phoenix isn't coded.Copy !req
242. He was chilled back in the 20th...Copy !req
243. before they started
lo-jacking everybody.Copy !req
244. Declared his own kingdom
in South Central LA.Copy !req
245. In a bad time...Copy !req
246. - he was the worst.
- Emergency, code 187.Copy !req
247. Emergency, Code 187.Copy !req
248. Locating stopped code.Copy !req
249. MurderDeathKill.Copy !req
250. Location...Copy !req
251. ...Cryo-prison, parking area.
Cryo-prison, Level 6.Copy !req
252. No.Copy !req
253. Main cryo-prison parking zone.Copy !req
254. Enhancing image.Copy !req
255. - Tracking Dr. Mostow
- Oh, my.Copy !req
256. 187, deceased.Copy !req
257. Do you wish to assign a coroner?Copy !req
258. Tell me, L-7, is the doctor's
conveyance still in the parking zone?Copy !req
259. The answer is no. Car missing.Copy !req
260. Doctor's conveyance is not
in parking zone. It is in motion.Copy !req
261. Locate precise code-fix
on doctor's conveyance.Copy !req
262. Fixing location. Beverly Hills.Copy !req
263. Robertson.Copy !req
264. - Doheny
- Yes.Copy !req
265. Beverly Drive.Copy !req
266. Doctor's vehicle has been code-fixed...Copy !req
267. ...approaching the corner of Wilshire
and Santa Monica Boulevard.Copy !req
268. Glorious.Copy !req
269. Fine work.Copy !req
270. All nearby units, ProtectServe,Copy !req
271. Wilshire and Santa Monica.Copy !req
272. - Unit 12 ProtectServe.
- Apprehend fugitive.Copy !req
273. Proceed with extreme assertiveness.Copy !req
274. Doctor's vehicle has been code-fixed.Copy !req
275. Approaching the corner of Wilshire
and Santa Monica BoulevardCopy !req
276. I don't know. Lately I just don't feel like
there's anything special about me.Copy !req
277. You are an incredibly sensitive man...Copy !req
278. ...who inspires joy-joy feelings
in all those around you.Copy !req
279. - Get out of here!
- Excuse me, citizen.Copy !req
280. I'm sorry.Copy !req
281. Greetings, Citizen! How are you feeling
on this glorious day?Copy !req
282. You look great today!Copy !req
283. I feel good too.Copy !req
284. Angeles Information Network.
Automated banking. City of San Angeles.Copy !req
285. Damn, I'm possessed.Copy !req
286. I wonder if I can play the accordion, too.Copy !req
287. File code accepted.Copy !req
288. Friendly, Edgar. Code level 60.Copy !req
289. Listed offenses: Civil
unrest activity.Copy !req
290. Don't you hear a thought repeating
in that brain of yours?Copy !req
291. The name Friendly, Edgar?Copy !req
292. Edgar Friendly.Copy !req
293. Don't you have a job to do?Copy !req
294. Don't you have someone to kill?Copy !req
295. Someone to kill.Copy !req
296. Someone to kill.Copy !req
297. Gun, noun. Portable firearm.Copy !req
298. This device was widely utilized in the
urban wars of the late 20th century.Copy !req
299. Referred to as a "pistol."Copy !req
300. Look, I don't need a history lesson. Come
on, pal. Where are the goddamn guns?Copy !req
301. You are fined one credit for a violation
of the verbal-morality statute.Copy !req
302. What? Fuck you.Copy !req
303. Your repeated violation
of the verbal-moralityCopy !req
304. statute has caused me
to notify the SAPD.Copy !req
305. Please remain where you are
for your reprimand.Copy !req
306. Yeah, right.Copy !req
307. The fuckers are fast, too.Copy !req
308. You are fined one credit for violation
of the verbal-morality statute.Copy !req
309. ProtectServe in place.Copy !req
310. Four minutes, fifteen seconds lapse.Copy !req
311. Maniac is imminent. Request advice.Copy !req
312. With a firm tone of voice,Copy !req
313. demand maniac lie down
with hands behind backCopy !req
314. Simon Phoenix!Copy !req
315. Lie down with your hands
behind your back!Copy !req
316. What's this?Copy !req
317. Six of you. Such nice, tidy uniforms.Copy !req
318. Oh, I'm so scared.Copy !req
319. What, you guys don't have sarcasm anymore?Copy !req
320. The maniac has responded
with a scornful remark.Copy !req
321. Approach and repeat ultimatum
in an even firmer tone of voice.Copy !req
322. Add the words: Or else!Copy !req
323. Simon Phoenix!Copy !req
324. Lie down on the ground,Copy !req
325. or else!Copy !req
326. Anti-Graffiti Activation Program...Copy !req
327. ...activated.Copy !req
328. Aborted.Copy !req
329. Human presence detected.Copy !req
330. Safety override code accepted.Copy !req
331. Lucky number seven.Copy !req
332. We're police officers!Copy !req
333. We're not trained to handle this kind
of violence!Copy !req
334. Hey, wait for me!Copy !req
335. Stupid.Copy !req
336. Simon says: Everybody sing!Copy !req
337. And the home...Copy !req
338. ...of the brave.Copy !req
339. Play ball!Copy !req
340. We've lost every camera for six blocks.Copy !req
341. Go to Century City, 1,200 millimeters.Copy !req
342. He's going for the vehicle's battery coil.Copy !req
343. It's pure capacitance gel.Copy !req
344. The problem is not the defacement
of public buildings or...Copy !req
345. ...the noise pollution caused
by the exploding devices.Copy !req
346. Allow me to explain.Copy !req
347. The real problem lies
in the man whose initials...Copy !req
348. ...mark the detonating graffiti...Copy !req
349. on the streets of our peaceful city.Copy !req
350. The man behind the EF,Copy !req
351. Mr. Edgar Friendly.Copy !req
352. For a sadly extended period of time,Copy !req
353. we in San Angeles...Copy !req
354. have been plagued by a pack
of subterranean hooligans.Copy !req
355. You will come to know them as scraps.Copy !req
356. Men and women who have left the comfort
of our society,Copy !req
357. only to spew hostility...Copy !req
358. at the very bosom
they have relinquished.Copy !req
359. There was a time when we used
to look upon these scraps...Copy !req
360. as rather pathetic
and relatively harmless.Copy !req
361. Now they have a leader.Copy !req
362. Mr. Friendly seems relentless
in his ambition...Copy !req
363. to infect our harmony with his venom.Copy !req
364. He must, of course...Copy !req
365. be stopped.Copy !req
366. This radical terrorist behavior
led by Mr. Friendly...Copy !req
367. must not be allowed
to undermine our safety.Copy !req
368. Safety Above All.Copy !req
369. I expect your trust,
confidence, and certitude.Copy !req
370. If you'll excuse me.Copy !req
371. Dr. Cocteau,Copy !req
372. a cryo-con has effected self-release
from the penitentiary.Copy !req
373. It's quite horrific. MurderDeathKills,
all categories of chaos.Copy !req
374. Enhance your calm. Enhance your...Copy !req
375. Be well them for me.Copy !req
376. Get me Captain George Earle immediately.Copy !req
377. It was just...Copy !req
378. And he was so...Copy !req
379. How can a man be so blatantly sadistic?Copy !req
380. It was fun for him.Copy !req
381. I want you to do everything in your
power to snare this agent of destruction.Copy !req
382. You have my utmost confidence.Copy !req
383. It will be done, Dr. Cocteau.Copy !req
384. Be well.Copy !req
385. Utmost confidence.Copy !req
386. Everything in our power.Copy !req
387. What else is there?Copy !req
388. Zachary Lamb...Copy !req
389. How was the fiendish Simon Phoenix
apprehended back in the 20th?Copy !req
390. Twelve-state manhunt.Copy !req
391. Satellite surveillance.Copy !req
392. A video bite on Unsolved Mysteries.Copy !req
393. None of them worked.Copy !req
394. In the end, it took just one man.Copy !req
395. One cop.Copy !req
396. John Spartan.Copy !req
397. John Spartan?Copy !req
398. That's right.Copy !req
399. They called him the Demolition Man.Copy !req
400. Spartan file 98345, LAPD.Copy !req
401. Spartan file 98761C, LAPD.Copy !req
402. Are you sure this is real life?Copy !req
403. Barely.Copy !req
404. Spartan's a legend.Copy !req
405. I've been doing a historical study.
Over 1,000 arrests over three years.Copy !req
406. All authentic criminals.Copy !req
407. There was a lot more business back then.Copy !req
408. How can you justify
destroying a $7 million mini mall...Copy !req
409. ...to rescue a girl
whose ransom is only $25,000?Copy !req
410. Fuck you, lady.Copy !req
411. Good answer.Copy !req
412. This is your recommendation?Copy !req
413. The Demolition Man's an animal.Copy !req
414. He's clearly the man for a job such
as this. You could reinstate him.Copy !req
415. He's a muscle-bound grotesque...Copy !req
416. who hasn't worn a shield in 40 years.Copy !req
417. Simon Phoenix is an old-fashioned criminal.Copy !req
418. We need an old-fashioned cop.Copy !req
419. Cryo-fac 312-618 is now ready
for routine maintenance and inspection.Copy !req
420. John Spartan, 5864.Copy !req
421. Pulmonary activity approaching normal.Copy !req
422. Body temperature, 63% and rising.Copy !req
423. Biolink engaged.Copy !req
424. Laser defibrillation sequence started.Copy !req
425. Plasma transfer in 15 seconds.Copy !req
426. Plasma transfer, 10 seconds.Copy !req
427. 8 seconds.Copy !req
428. 6 seconds.Copy !req
429. Plasma transfer complete.Copy !req
430. MTL complete.Copy !req
431. Hunting down an escaped cryo-con...Copy !req
432. by releasing another one?Copy !req
433. I am unconvinced.Copy !req
434. This is within the powers
of the police charter, sir.Copy !req
435. He can be released on limited parole
and reinstated to active duty.Copy !req
436. It's not enough to collect the '90s,
you have to bring them back to life.Copy !req
437. Dr. Cocteau said everything
within our power.Copy !req
438. I can't think of a better idea.Copy !req
439. That doesn't mean it's a good one.Copy !req
440. This man comes from a dissimilar method
of law enforcement.Copy !req
441. I'm not sure he's any different
than Simon Phoenix himself.Copy !req
442. Detective?Copy !req
443. Detective, I am Lieutenant Lenina Huxley.Copy !req
444. The year is 2032.Copy !req
445. The reason you have been released is...Copy !req
446. How long have I been under?Copy !req
447. Thirty-six years.Copy !req
448. I had a wife.Copy !req
449. What happened to my wife?Copy !req
450. Her light was extinguished
in the Big One of 2010.Copy !req
451. She died.Copy !req
452. In an earthquake.Copy !req
453. The earthquake.Copy !req
454. I had a daughter.Copy !req
455. I made a promise. What happened to her?Copy !req
456. John Spartan.Copy !req
457. I am Chief of Police George Earle.Copy !req
458. We didn't thaw you out
for a family reunion.Copy !req
459. Consider it fortunate the lieutenant
even bothered to do a probe on your wife.Copy !req
460. This is about you
and the cryo-con Simon Phoenix.Copy !req
461. What?Copy !req
462. Today Simon Phoenix
escaped from thisCopy !req
463. cryo-facility. We've had
11 MurderDeathKills,Copy !req
464. so far.Copy !req
465. You see, we've become a society
of peace-loving...Copy !req
466. and understanding and we are,
quite frankly, not equipped...Copy !req
467. to deal with this situation.Copy !req
468. There's been no deaths of unnatural causes
in San Angeles for 16 years.Copy !req
469. Where?Copy !req
470. The Santa Barbara, Los Angeles,
San Diego Metroplex merged in 2011.Copy !req
471. You are in the center of
what used to be Los Angeles.Copy !req
472. That's great.Copy !req
473. - You, get me a Marlboro.
- Yes, of course. Right away.Copy !req
474. What's a Marlboro?Copy !req
475. It's a cigarette. Any cigarette.Copy !req
476. Smoking is not good for you.
And it's been...Copy !req
477. deemed that anything not
good for you is bad.Copy !req
478. Hence, illegal. Alcohol, caffeine,
contact sports, meat...Copy !req
479. Are you shitting me?Copy !req
480. John Spartan, you are fined one credit for
violation of the verbal-morality statute.Copy !req
481. What the hell is that?Copy !req
482. - John Spartan, you are fined one credit...
- Bad language,Copy !req
483. chocolate, gasoline, uneducational toys
and anything spicy.Copy !req
484. Abortion is also illegal, but then again so
is pregnancy if you don't have a license.Copy !req
485. Caveman...Copy !req
486. Let's finish with the Rip Van Winkle
and get moving.Copy !req
487. Our Mr. Phoenix has risen from the ashes.Copy !req
488. I tracked that dirtbag for two years...Copy !req
489. and when I finally bring him down you
turn me into an ice cube for my trouble.Copy !req
490. Thanks, but no thanks.Copy !req
491. The conditions of your parole
are full reinstatement into the SAPD...Copy !req
492. and immediate assignment
to the apprehension of Simon Phoenix.Copy !req
493. Or...Copy !req
494. you can go back into cryo-stasis.Copy !req
495. Not many people get a second chance,
John Spartan.Copy !req
496. Here you go.Copy !req
497. Any new inforama on Simon Phoenix?Copy !req
498. There is nothing, Lenina Huxley.Copy !req
499. Where's your John Spartan?Copy !req
500. He went to the bathroom.
I guess he got all thawed out.Copy !req
501. Sir, I formally convey my presence.Copy !req
502. How are you doing?Copy !req
503. We're not used
to physical-contact greetings.Copy !req
504. Look, I don't know...Copy !req
505. if you guys know it but you're...Copy !req
506. you're out of toilet paper.Copy !req
507. Did you say toilet paper?Copy !req
508. They used handfuls of wadded paper...Copy !req
509. back in the 20th.Copy !req
510. I'm happy that you're
happy, but the place whereCopy !req
511. you're supposed to have
the toilet paper...Copy !req
512. you've got this little shelf
with three seashells on it.Copy !req
513. He doesn't know how to
use the three seashells.Copy !req
514. I can see how that'd be confusing.Copy !req
515. I don't believe it. Is that you, Spartan?Copy !req
516. No. Zach?Copy !req
517. Zach Lamb?Copy !req
518. What happened to you?Copy !req
519. I got older.Copy !req
520. My God, I remember when you were...Copy !req
521. a snotnosed rookie pilot.Copy !req
522. They finally grounded me.Copy !req
523. Shit, you were a damn good flyer.Copy !req
524. You're fined two credits for violation
of the verbal-morality statute.Copy !req
525. I'll be right back.Copy !req
526. They seem to be friends, yet...Copy !req
527. he speaks to him
in the most profane manner.Copy !req
528. If you'd read my study,
you'd know this is howCopy !req
529. insecure heterosexual
males used to bond.Copy !req
530. I knew that.Copy !req
531. Thanks a lot you shit-brained,
fuck-faced, ball-breaking, duck-fucking,Copy !req
532. - pain in the ass.
- You're fined five credits...Copy !req
533. ...for repeated violations
of the verbal-morality statute.Copy !req
534. So much for the seashells.Copy !req
535. See you in a few minutes.Copy !req
536. Voice check, Lenina Huxley.Copy !req
537. Unfortunately Simon Phoenix
was not coded.Copy !req
538. While you were sleeping everyone
in the city was installed a code.Copy !req
539. It was a brilliant idea by Dr. Cocteau.
An organically bio-engineered microchip...Copy !req
540. is sewn into the skin.Copy !req
541. Sensors all over the city
can zero in on anyone at any time.Copy !req
542. I can't even conceive
a visual of what youCopy !req
543. police officers did
before it was developed.Copy !req
544. We worked for a living. This fascist crap
makes me want to puke.Copy !req
545. What do you think you're
scratching, caveman?Copy !req
546. You really think we'd let you go
without control?Copy !req
547. Your code was implanted
the second you thawed.Copy !req
548. Why didn't you just shove
a leash up my ass?Copy !req
549. You dirty meat-eater!Copy !req
550. No matter how Viking your era was,Copy !req
551. I cannot digest how
you ever wore a badge!Copy !req
552. You're going back, John Spartan.
Oh, yes, you're going back!Copy !req
553. Could you two please
dump some hormones?Copy !req
554. We need every cortex we can
get in this situation.Copy !req
555. We don't need the Neanderthal.Copy !req
556. Our computer has already examined
every feasable scenario...Copy !req
557. resulting from the appearance
of Simon Phoenix.Copy !req
558. It's determined he'll attempt to set up
a new drug lab and form a crime syndicate.Copy !req
559. That is correct, Chief George Earle.Copy !req
560. Look, I hate to interrupt
you two lovebirds...Copy !req
561. but that's really fucking stupid.Copy !req
562. You think he wants to start a business?Copy !req
563. Phoenix is going for a gun.Copy !req
564. Plain and simple.Copy !req
565. Trust me.Copy !req
566. He's going for a gun.Copy !req
567. Who cares what this primate thinks?Copy !req
568. Resonate some understanding.Copy !req
569. The only place a person
can even view a gun in this city...Copy !req
570. is at a museum.Copy !req
571. Welcome to the San Angeles
Museum of History.Copy !req
572. Beneath you will see an excavation...Copy !req
573. ...of an actual 20th-century
street scene...Copy !req
574. ...in downtown Los Angeles,
preserved since the earthquake of 2010.Copy !req
575. For specific information
on objects featured in the exhibit,Copy !req
576. Firearms are displayed in the Armory...Copy !req
577. ...located on Level A.Copy !req
578. You are now entering the
Hall of Violence,Copy !req
579. a visual representation
of the primitive behavior prevalent...Copy !req
580. ...during the late 20th century.Copy !req
581. Home, sweet home.Copy !req
582. John Spartan, even if
Simon Phoenix was ableCopy !req
583. to locate the cache of
firearms, it would...Copy !req
584. it would be impossible
for him to remove them.Copy !req
585. She's right. They're located
in a maximum-security armory exhibit.Copy !req
586. It's just a hunch, so trust me on this.Copy !req
587. It's a cop thing.Copy !req
588. And what am I, a frog?Copy !req
589. - Excuse me.
- Yes?Copy !req
590. - I'll drive.
- I see.Copy !req
591. Resetting all bio-links for new driver.Copy !req
592. Weight, height, peripheral vision set.Copy !req
593. If you would like...Copy !req
594. ...to commence transportation,
John Spartan, initialize sequence now.Copy !req
595. You drive.Copy !req
596. Welcome, Lieutenant Lenina Huxley.Copy !req
597. You seem very much alone,
John Spartan, but...Copy !req
598. things aren't all that different.Copy !req
599. Perhaps you'd like to hear
an oldies station? Oldies?Copy !req
600. Oh, what a relief it is.Copy !req
601. This is the most popular station in town.Copy !req
602. Wall-to-wall mini-tunes.
You called them commercials.Copy !req
603. Here's that classic you've
all been waiting for.Copy !req
604. The number one request of the day:
Armour Hot Dogs.Copy !req
605. Yes.Copy !req
606. Kids eat Armour Hot Dogs...Copy !req
607. This is my fave!Copy !req
608. Skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks.Copy !req
609. Tall kids, sissy kids, even kids with...Copy !req
610. ...chicken pox love hot dogs.Copy !req
611. Armour Hot Dogs.Copy !req
612. The dogs kids love to bite.Copy !req
613. Somebody put me back in the fridge.Copy !req
614. You are now entering the Armory exhibit.Copy !req
615. You will find displays
in the cabinets and walls...Copy !req
616. So sorry. Didn't see you there.Copy !req
617. Sweet baby.Copy !req
618. Oh, shit.Copy !req
619. This is what I'm talking about.Copy !req
620. How do I get in here?Copy !req
621. Hey, hey, do you got to
wait that 15-day waitin'Copy !req
622. period? Or can I just,
like, take one now?Copy !req
623. Motherfucker.Copy !req
624. Oh, fuck it.Copy !req
625. Mellow greetings.Copy !req
626. What seems to be your boggle?Copy !req
627. My boggle?Copy !req
628. How much do you weigh?Copy !req
629. Well, I happen to weigh...Copy !req
630. Please vacate the museum, patrons.Copy !req
631. Be calm.Copy !req
632. Please vacate...Copy !req
633. ...the museum, patrons. Be calm.Copy !req
634. Wait a minute, this is the future.Copy !req
635. Where are all the phaser guns?Copy !req
636. Mellow greetings, sir.Copy !req
637. What's your boggle?Copy !req
638. Warning, please exit rapidly.Copy !req
639. The magnetic accelerator gun,
the last produced hand-held weapon...Copy !req
640. ...of this millennium,
displaced the flow of neutrons...Copy !req
641. ...through a non-linear cycloid
electromagnetic accumulator.Copy !req
642. So, what? It needs batteries?Copy !req
643. What size? Where the fuck do
you find batteries in the future?Copy !req
644. Is there a battery store
around, motherfucker?Copy !req
645. Excuse me, museum patron. Can I...Copy !req
646. Where's Radio Shack?Copy !req
647. Sweet music to my ears.Copy !req
648. ...activated, the magnetic accelerator gun
will achieve fusion in 2.6 minutes.Copy !req
649. Yeah, well, I was thinking about leaving
quickly. Patience is not one of my virtues.Copy !req
650. Did you see that?Copy !req
651. What?Copy !req
652. Never mind. I give up trying
to figure this place out.Copy !req
653. Excuse me, Rambo. I need to borrow this.Copy !req
654. Access and correlate procedure.Copy !req
655. Establish communication
with maniac intruder.Copy !req
656. Wrong.Copy !req
657. - Hey, Luke Skywalker. Use the Force.
- Oh, dear.Copy !req
658. - What the hell is this?
- It's a glow-rod. It's what we got.Copy !req
659. Does it work?Copy !req
660. Guess so.Copy !req
661. They have him trapped in Section 8.Copy !req
662. I doubt it, Huxley. Make
sure that building's clear.Copy !req
663. Done. I want a visual, now!Copy !req
664. Every corridor of the
museum, I want fullCopy !req
665. sensors routed to me.
I want it 90 seconds ago.Copy !req
666. You guys wait here. Give me 10 minutes.Copy !req
667. Museum patron,
you are now confined to the Armory.Copy !req
668. Museum patron,
you are now confined to the Armory.Copy !req
669. The Armory exhibit is now sealed.Copy !req
670. All museum patrons still occupying
the facility should remain calm.Copy !req
671. Help is imminent.Copy !req
672. This museum is no longer sealed, is it?Copy !req
673. What can I say? I'm a blast from the past.Copy !req
674. You should've stayed there.Copy !req
675. That voice sounds familiar. Who is that?Copy !req
676. Bad aim, Blondie.Copy !req
677. Spartan? John Spartan?Copy !req
678. Oh shit. They let anybody into this
century! What the hell are you doing here?Copy !req
679. Simon says: Bleed!Copy !req
680. Great. Just great.Copy !req
681. You're making it too easy for me, Phoenix.Copy !req
682. Come on, you space-age piece of shit!Copy !req
683. So, let me get this right.Copy !req
684. They defrosted you just so you could lasso
my piddly ass? Damn, you been had!Copy !req
685. I been dreaming about
killing you for 40 years.Copy !req
686. Well, keep dreaming!Copy !req
687. AcMag now re-activated.Copy !req
688. About time.Copy !req
689. Past is over, John!Copy !req
690. Time for something new and improved!Copy !req
691. Oh, hell.Copy !req
692. Holy shit! I love this gun! Goddamn!Copy !req
693. How you liking the future, John?Copy !req
694. Come on!Copy !req
695. Oh, I know that must have hurt!Copy !req
696. Soldier Boy?Copy !req
697. You're on TV!Copy !req
698. Shit!Copy !req
699. You're dead, Spartan!Copy !req
700. Forgot to say: Simon says.Copy !req
701. Oh, shit.Copy !req
703. It's a brave new world.
Sorry, you gotta go!Copy !req
704. Shit!Copy !req
705. Our noble facility has been desecrated
by hooligans.Copy !req
706. Someone will pay dearly for this.Copy !req
707. Sir, the stress breeder is inside
being demobilized as we speak.Copy !req
708. Shit. Being frozen must've thrown
my aim off.Copy !req
709. Don't worry. I'll get
you with the next shot.Copy !req
710. I don't think so.Copy !req
711. No kiss-kiss, no bang-bang.Copy !req
712. And you were doing so well.Copy !req
713. Now, don't you have a job to do?Copy !req
714. Isn't there a thought repeating
in that barbaric brain of yours?Copy !req
715. The name Friendly.Copy !req
716. Mr. Edgar Friendly.Copy !req
717. Don't you have someone to kill?Copy !req
718. - Yeah, I do.
- Excellent.Copy !req
719. Then go and do your job.Copy !req
720. Shit.Copy !req
721. Saved by the bell.Copy !req
722. Shit!Copy !req
723. Damn!Copy !req
724. You don't know how lucky you are
that maniac didn't whack you.Copy !req
725. Well, I must say that whacking,
whatever it is, sounds most disagreeable.Copy !req
726. Well, you scared him away.Copy !req
727. I don't know how to thank you.
You saved my life.Copy !req
728. No problem.Copy !req
729. Not bad for a 74-year-old.Copy !req
730. Simon Phoenix knows
he has some competition.Copy !req
731. He's finally matched his meat.Copy !req
732. You really licked his ass.Copy !req
733. That's met his match...Copy !req
734. and kicked his ass.Copy !req
735. Met his match and kicked his ass.Copy !req
736. Captain Earle...Copy !req
737. Who is this man?Copy !req
738. Detective John Spartan,
temporarily reinstatedCopy !req
739. to the San Angeles
Police Department...Copy !req
740. to pursue the escaped cryo-con
Simon Phoenix.Copy !req
741. You told us to do everything
in our power to capture the madman.Copy !req
742. Yes, I did. I did.Copy !req
743. Yes, I do recall the exploits
of Mr. John Spartan.Copy !req
744. Yes, of course. The Demolition Man.Copy !req
745. That's quite all right.Copy !req
746. Unexpected. Creative.Copy !req
747. But quite all right.Copy !req
748. John Spartan, welcome.Copy !req
749. In honor of your arrival and your...Copy !req
750. protection of the
sanctity of human life,Copy !req
751. namely my own,Copy !req
752. I'd like to invite you to join me
for dinner tonight.Copy !req
753. Both of you.Copy !req
754. Please, I insist.Copy !req
755. I would like you to accompany me...Copy !req
756. to Pizza Hut.Copy !req
757. Looking forward to it. Thank you.Copy !req
758. Pizza Hut?Copy !req
759. So let me get this right,Copy !req
760. Spacely Sprockets here, who's now
the man in charge, the Mayor-Gov...Copy !req
761. who wants to take me to Pizza Hut...Copy !req
762. though Lord knows I
wouldn't mind a pizza...Copy !req
763. is also one of the guys who
built the goddamn cryo-prison?Copy !req
764. John Spartan, you are fined...Copy !req
765. Dr. Cocteau is the most important man
in San Angeles.Copy !req
766. He practically created our whole way
of life,Copy !req
767. savage.Copy !req
768. He can have it.Copy !req
769. Now, Phoenix could be anywhere...Copy !req
770. but not being coded can hurt him
and limit his options.Copy !req
771. That is correct. Money is outmoded.Copy !req
772. All transactions are through codes.Copy !req
773. All right, so actually he can't buy food
or a place to stay for the night.Copy !req
774. It'd be a waste of time to mug somebody.Copy !req
775. Unless he rips off someone's hand,
let's hope he doesn't figure that one out.Copy !req
776. But with all officers already
patrolling in a citywide crisis net,Copy !req
777. it should be just a matter of
tick-tocks before we actually...Copy !req
778. More importantly. We already
have a backup plan.Copy !req
779. We can just wait for
another code to go red.Copy !req
780. And when Phoenix performs
another MurderDeathKill,Copy !req
781. we'll know exactly where to pounce.Copy !req
782. Great plan.Copy !req
783. Thank you.Copy !req
784. I've been an enthusiast of your escapades
for quite some time now.Copy !req
785. I have, in fact, perused
some visuals from theCopy !req
786. Schwarzenegger Library. That
time you took that car...Copy !req
787. Hold it.Copy !req
788. The Schwarzenegger Library?Copy !req
789. Yes, the Schwarzenegger
Presidential Library.Copy !req
790. Wasn't he an actor, when you...Copy !req
791. Stop! He was President?Copy !req
792. Yes. Even though he wasn't born
in this country, his popularityCopy !req
793. at the time caused the 61st
Amendment, which states...Copy !req
794. I don't want to know.Copy !req
795. President?Copy !req
796. What's the hell is this?
No door? No welcome mat?Copy !req
797. What is this?Copy !req
798. How do they expect you to
kill somebody down here?Copy !req
799. Shit, I love that smell.
Reminds me of biscuits and gravy.Copy !req
800. All right. A job is a job.Copy !req
801. Edgar Friendly, whoever the fuck you are,
prepare for Simon Phoenix.Copy !req
802. So, what's with Cocteau guy anyway?Copy !req
803. He says I saved his life,
which I'm not even sure I did.Copy !req
804. And my reward is dinner and dancing
at Pizza Hut?Copy !req
805. I mean, hey, I like a big, fat
piece of pizza, but come on...Copy !req
806. Your tone is quasi-facetious, but...Copy !req
807. you do not realise,
that Pizza Hut was theCopy !req
808. only restaurant to survive
the Franchise Wars.Copy !req
809. So?Copy !req
810. So, now all restaurants are Pizza Hut.Copy !req
811. No way.Copy !req
812. Welcome to Pizza Hut.Copy !req
813. Enjoy your meal, sir.Copy !req
818. Here comes the Neanderthal.Copy !req
819. Mr. Spartan over there please,
and Lieutenant...Copy !req
820. Thank you.Copy !req
821. How are you doing?Copy !req
822. Enjoy-joy your meal, sir.Copy !req
823. Good thing I'm hungry.Copy !req
824. Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm going to ask you toCopy !req
825. raise your glasses to
the hero of the hour,Copy !req
826. my savior,Copy !req
827. Detective John Spartan.Copy !req
828. John Spartan.Copy !req
829. Appreciate it.Copy !req
830. Greetings and salutations.Copy !req
831. I'm Associate Bob.Copy !req
832. We met before, ever so briefly.
I was groveling in fear at the time.Copy !req
833. You got the salt over there, Bob?Copy !req
834. Salt is not good for you,
hence, it is illegal.Copy !req
835. So, John Spartan, tell me,Copy !req
836. what do you think of San Angeles, 2032?Copy !req
837. Well considering the way
things were going when I wentCopy !req
838. in, I thought the future
would be a rotting cesspool.Copy !req
839. You weren't here
when the real disturbances began.Copy !req
840. Civilization tried to destroy itself.Copy !req
841. The city degenerated
into a total fear zone.Copy !req
842. The citizenry cocooning
in their homes, afraidCopy !req
843. to go out. People just
wanted the madness over.Copy !req
844. When I saw the chance
to make things right,Copy !req
845. I seized it.Copy !req
846. If I had not, the radiance
of San Angeles would not be here.Copy !req
847. Just your rotting cesspool of hate
and suffering. Which would you prefer?Copy !req
848. Maybe you can book me a flight out of here
when the sermon's over?Copy !req
849. John Spartan...Copy !req
850. For your crimes you would
surely have died...Copy !req
851. in jail before now.Copy !req
852. Even you must appreciate
the persuasively tranquil humanity...Copy !req
853. of the cryo-prison system?Copy !req
854. I don't want to spoil your dinner, pal, but
my cryo-sentence was no sweet lullaby.Copy !req
855. I had feelings and I had thoughts.Copy !req
856. How about a 36-year nightmare
about people caught in a burning building?Copy !req
857. You were awake? I don't think so.Copy !req
858. I do think so.Copy !req
859. And my wife beating her fists against a
block of ice that used to be her husband.Copy !req
860. Then you were nice enough to
wake me up and let me knowCopy !req
861. everything that meant
something in my life is gone.Copy !req
862. It would have been more humane to stake me
down and leave me to the fucking crows.Copy !req
863. What would you say
if I called you a brutish fossil,Copy !req
864. symbolic of the decayed era
gratefully forgotten?Copy !req
865. I don't know. Thanks?Copy !req
866. I thought during rehabilitation...Copy !req
867. the prisoners were not conscious.
A person would go insane.Copy !req
868. The side-effects of the cryo-process...Copy !req
869. are unavoidable.Copy !req
870. You were found guilty of criminal charges.Copy !req
871. You owed and still do
owe a debt to society.Copy !req
872. So, there's nothing I can do.Copy !req
873. Yeah, there is. Call for backup.
I'll be across the street.Copy !req
874. John Spartan, where... Where are you going?Copy !req
875. Bad guys about to do bad things.
It's just one of those hunches again.Copy !req
876. Go for the truck!Copy !req
877. The food's in the truck!Copy !req
878. Grab the big box! Come on, move! Move!Copy !req
879. You're gonna regret this the rest
of your life. Both seconds of it.Copy !req
880. Good night!Copy !req
881. Get him!Copy !req
882. What a fucking hero. Come on.Copy !req
883. Please, don't.Copy !req
884. What the hell?Copy !req
885. Such reckless abandonment.Copy !req
886. Looks like there is a new shepherd in town.Copy !req
887. That's sheriff. Who were those guys?Copy !req
888. They're known as scraps.Copy !req
889. Outcasts and deserters who choose
to live beneath us...Copy !req
890. in sewers and abandoned tunnels.Copy !req
891. They're a constant irritation
to our harmony.Copy !req
892. They're nothing but thugs and hooligans.Copy !req
893. A society of thieves. The last remaining
criminal element in the city.Copy !req
894. But plans are in progress
to purge this peril from our day.Copy !req
895. You're even better live than on laser disk.Copy !req
896. And the joy-joy way you paused to make a
glib witticism before doing battle...Copy !req
897. with that strangely-weaponed Scrap...Copy !req
898. Huxley, look! This isn't
the Wild West, okay?Copy !req
899. The Wild West wasn't even the Wild West.Copy !req
900. Hurting people is not a good thing.Copy !req
901. Sometimes it is, but not...Copy !req
902. when it's a bunch of people
looking for something to eat.Copy !req
903. San Angeles time is now 22:15.Copy !req
904. Huxley coding off.Copy !req
905. Auto-drive.Copy !req
906. Auto-drive engaged.Copy !req
907. Look, I'm sorry I yelled at you back there.Copy !req
908. No need to make a de-hurtful retraction.Copy !req
909. I just assimilated too much contraband.Copy !req
910. I fleshed you out as someCopy !req
911. blow-up-the-bad-guy-with-a
happy-grin-he-man type.Copy !req
912. But now I realise
that you're theCopy !req
913. moody-troubled-past-gunslinger-who
will-only-draw-when-he-must type.Copy !req
914. Huxley, stop.Copy !req
915. What?Copy !req
916. I'm not any of that. I just
do my job and things get...Copy !req
917. Demolished.Copy !req
918. You know, I keep looking around,
and I thinkCopy !req
919. about my daughter growing
up in a place like this.Copy !req
920. And I'm afraid she's gonna think
I'm some kind of primitive.Copy !req
921. I mean, as much as I want to see her,
I almost don't want to.Copy !req
922. Because I don't think I'm gonna
fit into the picture very well.Copy !req
923. Not very well at all.Copy !req
924. It'd be a minor misuse of
police powers, but I...Copy !req
925. - I could do a search for you.
- No.Copy !req
926. Sorry.Copy !req
927. Oh, subject change. I got what you wanted.Copy !req
928. Oh, great.Copy !req
929. What do you need that for?Copy !req
930. It's just one of those cop hunches again.Copy !req
931. Lights.Copy !req
932. Nah, I've changed that.Copy !req
933. Illuminate.Copy !req
934. Deluminate.Copy !req
935. Isn't that nicer?Copy !req
936. Go ahead, you try it.Copy !req
937. Illuminate.Copy !req
938. Raymond, Raymond, we got to talk.Copy !req
939. How did you get in?Copy !req
940. Wish I knew. I got pass codes.Copy !req
941. Routes to secret underground kingdoms.Copy !req
942. Complete access
to the industrial data-grid interface.Copy !req
943. I don't even know what that shit means.Copy !req
944. But I've been meaning to ask you
about it, because I like it!Copy !req
945. I like it a lot!Copy !req
946. Your skills were given you for a reason.Copy !req
947. Not for your personal amusement.Copy !req
948. Your job is to kill Mr. Edgar Friendly and
stop a revolution before it precipitates.Copy !req
949. That is why you were rehabilitated.Copy !req
950. All right. I'm gonna do
your little dastardly deed for you.Copy !req
951. But it's gonna be a little bit
more difficult than you thought.Copy !req
952. And I'm going to need some help.Copy !req
953. I'll need about five
or six more special men.Copy !req
954. And I just so happen to have a list.Copy !req
955. You see, I wouldn't want
you to defrost any ofCopy !req
956. those mad dog killer types,
you know what I mean?Copy !req
957. And none of those motherfuckers
from New York. They're too uptight.Copy !req
958. So you're going to be the only
mad dog killer type around?Copy !req
959. Exactamundo.Copy !req
960. Fine.Copy !req
961. Take care of it.Copy !req
962. Just get it over with.Copy !req
963. You're beginning to be more
trouble than you're worth.Copy !req
964. Oh, Raymond, don't say that.Copy !req
965. And what do I get out of all this?Copy !req
966. What do you want?Copy !req
967. Malibu.Copy !req
968. Santa Monica.
Hell, what about all the coastal cities?Copy !req
969. Well, I'll bear it in mind.Copy !req
970. - Good, I'll send you a memo.
- Just do your job!Copy !req
971. What is John Spartan doing here?Copy !req
972. Did you invite him to this
little party of ours?Copy !req
973. Look, you finish your business...Copy !req
974. and I'll stuff him back in the freezer.Copy !req
975. Think of him as a guarantee.Copy !req
976. A guarantee?Copy !req
977. Well, you don't have much of a guarantee.Copy !req
978. I took care of Spartan once,
I'll take care of him again.Copy !req
979. Now we need those men defrosted.Copy !req
980. So, this where you live, Huxley?Copy !req
981. Very not bad.Copy !req
982. Thank you.Copy !req
983. So, where will I be staying?Copy !req
984. Oh, I've procured you a domicile
down the corridor from my own.Copy !req
985. Everything is voice coded,
so if you need something, just ask.Copy !req
986. Lights.Copy !req
987. What do you think?Copy !req
988. Clicked off a lot of credits to create
the perfect 20th-century apartment.Copy !req
989. It's very...Copy !req
990. Isn't it?Copy !req
991. John Spartan,Copy !req
992. there's, of course, a
well-known and documented...Copy !req
993. connection between sex and violence.Copy !req
994. Not so much a causal effect...Copy !req
995. but a general state
of neurological arousal.Copy !req
996. And...Copy !req
997. after having observed
your behavior this evening and...Copy !req
998. my resultant condition...Copy !req
999. I was wondering
if you'd like to have sex?Copy !req
1000. With you?Copy !req
1002. Here?Copy !req
1003. Now?Copy !req
1005. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1006. Great!Copy !req
1007. I'll be right back.Copy !req
1008. Love Boat?Copy !req
1009. There you go.Copy !req
1010. Now, just relax.
We'll begin in a few seconds.Copy !req
1011. Begin what?Copy !req
1012. Having sex, of course.Copy !req
1013. What's wrong? You broke contact.Copy !req
1014. Contact? I didn't even touch you yet.Copy !req
1015. But I thought you wanted to make love.Copy !req
1016. Is that what you call this?Copy !req
1017. Vir-sex has been proved to
produce higher orders of alphaCopy !req
1018. waves during digitised
transference of sexual energies.Copy !req
1019. All right Huxley, what do you say
we do it the old-fashioned way?Copy !req
1020. Disgusting!Copy !req
1021. You mean...Copy !req
1022. fluid transfer?Copy !req
1023. No, I mean boning, the wild
mambo, the hunka chunka.Copy !req
1024. That is no longer done.Copy !req
1025. The exchange of bodily fluids,
do you know what that leads to?Copy !req
1026. Yes, I do. Kids, smoking,
desire to raid the fridge.Copy !req
1027. The rampant exchange of
bodily fluids was one ofCopy !req
1028. the major reasons for the
downfall of society.Copy !req
1029. After AIDS, there was NRS,
after NRS there was UBT.Copy !req
1030. One of the first things that Dr. Cocteau
was able to do was to outlaw...Copy !req
1031. and behaviorally engineer
all fluid transferCopy !req
1032. out of socially
acceptable behavior.Copy !req
1033. Not even, not even a mouth
transfer's condoned.Copy !req
1034. Kissing's not allowed?Copy !req
1036. Damn, I was a good kisser.Copy !req
1038. All right, what about kids?Copy !req
1039. - Procreation?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1040. We go to a lab.Copy !req
1041. Fluids are purified, screened,Copy !req
1042. and transferred by authorized
medical personnel only.Copy !req
1043. It is the only legal way.Copy !req
1044. What're you doing?Copy !req
1045. Breaking the law.Copy !req
1046. You are a savage creature, John Spartan.Copy !req
1047. And I wish you to leave my domicile, now!Copy !req
1048. Look, in...Copy !req
1049. Code accepted. Be well, John Spartan.Copy !req
1050. Lights.Copy !req
1051. Oh, he doesn't know how
to use the three seashells.Copy !req
1052. Happy Halloween.Copy !req
1053. Behavioral engineering?Copy !req
1054. Hi, Martin, you know, I was thinking...
Oh, my God, I'm sorry, wrong number.Copy !req
1055. Our noble facility has been desecrated
by hooligans.Copy !req
1056. Someone will pay dearly for this.Copy !req
1057. Sir, the stress breeder
is inside being demobilized.Copy !req
1058. Shit! Being frozen must've thrown
my aim off. Don't worry.Copy !req
1059. The next shot...Copy !req
1060. I don't think so.Copy !req
1061. No kiss-kiss, no bang-bang.Copy !req
1062. Detective.Copy !req
1063. Listen, I'm sorry about last night.Copy !req
1064. Here, I made this for you.Copy !req
1065. For me?Copy !req
1066. Yeah.Copy !req
1067. Thank you.Copy !req
1068. Oh, I'll drive.Copy !req
1069. I gotta learn to do this once in my life.Copy !req
1070. Okay.Copy !req
1071. Thank you for the lovely gift.Copy !req
1072. Look, I don't know what you
guys put in my cryo-slush, butCopy !req
1073. when I thawed out, the first
thing I wanted to do was knit.Copy !req
1074. I mean, how come I know
what a zipperfoot, aCopy !req
1075. shuttle and a hook and
bobbin, a petitpoint is?Copy !req
1076. I could weave a throw rug now
with my eyes closed.Copy !req
1077. It's part of your rehab program.Copy !req
1078. For each inmate the computer
draws up a skill or trade...Copy !req
1079. which best suits to
their genetic disposition.Copy !req
1080. It implants the knowledge...Copy !req
1081. and the desire to carry out
whatever the training was assigned.Copy !req
1082. I'm a seamstress?Copy !req
1083. Oh, that's just great.Copy !req
1084. I come out of cryo-prison
and I'm Betsy-fucking-Ross.Copy !req
1085. And Phoenix comes out, he can access
computers, operate all vehicles,Copy !req
1086. knows the location
of every damn thing in town,Copy !req
1087. and is three times
stronger than he went in?Copy !req
1088. Can you get me Phoenix's
rehab program now?Copy !req
1089. Sure.Copy !req
1090. - I'm a seamstress.
- Access code for Simon Phoenix.Copy !req
1091. Access Simon Phoenix.Copy !req
1092. Accessing...Copy !req
1093. Access denied.Copy !req
1094. - What?
- Security override.Copy !req
1095. This can't be right.Copy !req
1096. Access granted, Officer Huxley.Copy !req
1097. Accessing Simon Phoenix,
Deepfile Rehab 65-R.Copy !req
1098. Urban Combatkill,Copy !req
1099. Torture Methodology,
Computer Override Authority,Copy !req
1100. - Survival Tactics,
- There must be a mistake.Copy !req
1101. Terrorism Tactics, Weapons Training,
Martial Arts, MurderDeathKill,Copy !req
1102. Explosives Technician, Violent Behavior.Copy !req
1103. This isn't a proper
rehabilitation program.Copy !req
1104. No kidding.Copy !req
1105. This would create a monster.Copy !req
1106. Who develops these programs?Copy !req
1107. Well, Cocteau Industries, of course.Copy !req
1108. But why would the benevolent...Copy !req
1109. Dr. Cocteau send such
a brute savage into our midst?Copy !req
1110. Well, that's a good question.
Why don't we go ask him?Copy !req
1111. No, John Spartan. You do
not accuse the saviorCopy !req
1112. of our city of being
connected with a...Copy !req
1113. multi-MurderDeathKiller
like Simon Phoenix. It's...Copy !req
1114. rude.Copy !req
1115. I'll be subtle.Copy !req
1116. I'm good at subtle.Copy !req
1117. Mellow greetings.Copy !req
1118. We are happy to welcome you...Copy !req
1119. ...to the Cocteau Behavioral
Engineering Complex.Copy !req
1120. Be well.Copy !req
1121. Enhance your calm, John Spartan.Copy !req
1122. Mellow apologies for my lack
of physical disposition, detective...Copy !req
1123. but I do have an
entire city-gov to run.Copy !req
1124. Well, run this.Copy !req
1125. You programmed Phoenix's rehab
to turn him into a terrorist.Copy !req
1126. And I don't think his escape
was an accident, either.Copy !req
1127. - Very subtle.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1128. Outside the museum,
why didn't he blow your brains out?Copy !req
1129. What did you say to him?Copy !req
1130. I honestly don't remember.
Does it matter?Copy !req
1131. Yeah, it matters. I saw the security disk.Copy !req
1132. He had a full 10 seconds to figure out
where to put the hole in your fucking head.Copy !req
1133. John Spartan, this
display of barbaricCopy !req
1134. behavior was unacceptable
even in your time.Copy !req
1135. But it worked.Copy !req
1136. When a man like Phoenix has
a gun to your head, 10Copy !req
1137. seconds is 9 and a half
seconds longer than you get.Copy !req
1138. Not everyone is as eager as you...Copy !req
1139. ...to resort to violence
to solve all the difficulties in life.Copy !req
1140. Even now, I begin to wonder
if the chaos in the museumCopy !req
1141. was the result of Mr. Phoenix's
presence or your own?Copy !req
1142. Wonder about this...Copy !req
1143. shithead.Copy !req
1144. If you think you got this maniac
under control, trust me...Copy !req
1145. You don't.Copy !req
1146. Is there something specific you plan
to do with that archaic device?Copy !req
1147. John Spartan.Copy !req
1148. No, I didn't think so.Copy !req
1149. Detective, the only thing I haven't got
under control is you.Copy !req
1150. But that can be solved.Copy !req
1151. You, my Cro-Magnon friend, are dead.
Your family's dead,Copy !req
1152. your past is dead.Copy !req
1153. Dead things cannot affect the living. So...Copy !req
1154. enjoy your moment...Copy !req
1155. of prehistoric bravado because
after you leave here it will be over.Copy !req
1156. Like everything else in your life.Copy !req
1157. Officer, return this man
to cryo-stasis immediately.Copy !req
1158. Be well.Copy !req
1159. Be fucked.Copy !req
1160. You are fined one credit...Copy !req
1161. Greetings, Citizen.
How are you on this glorious day?Copy !req
1162. I'll wait here.Copy !req
1163. Let's go.Copy !req
1164. - Oh, I don't know.
- Look, I do know. Now, turn that thing on.Copy !req
1165. I hope you know what you're doing.Copy !req
1166. But you're asking me to
disobey a direct order.Copy !req
1167. I'm to escort you to the cryo-prison.Copy !req
1168. Look, you do what you gotta do,
I know what I gotta do. I gottaCopy !req
1169. nail that maniac and put him on
ice or that's where I'm gonna be.Copy !req
1170. - Enhance your calm, John Spartan.
- Look, I've had it with enhancing my calm.Copy !req
1171. I'm gonna find that psycho Phoenix
and enhance his calm.Copy !req
1172. And when I'm done, I'm gonna turn all
my attention to that Cocteau.Copy !req
1173. Now, you don't have to come with me.
I can do this alone, okay?Copy !req
1174. Even if Simon Phoenix was
programmed to escape,Copy !req
1175. extinguish life, and steal
contraband weapons,Copy !req
1176. why are you proceeding
into the depths of wasteland?Copy !req
1177. The reason your city-wide
manhunt didn't workCopy !req
1178. was because Phoenix was
in the one place...Copy !req
1179. A: You can't monitor,Copy !req
1180. B: Are afraid to go, and
C: Don't give a shit about.Copy !req
1181. Now, I want to go down
there, I want to findCopy !req
1182. Phoenix and I'm gonna put
him in a hurt locker.Copy !req
1183. So, you want to come with me?
Or you want to arrest me?Copy !req
1184. Okay.Copy !req
1185. I'm with you.Copy !req
1186. Let's go blow this guy.Copy !req
1187. Away.Copy !req
1188. Blow this guy away.Copy !req
1189. Whatever.Copy !req
1190. She's got a way with words.Copy !req
1193. What's wrong, Huxley?Copy !req
1194. It's not very clean.Copy !req
1195. A real garden spot.Copy !req
1196. All right, which way Garcia?Copy !req
1197. Over there.Copy !req
1198. All right, guys, be ready for anything.Copy !req
1199. My dog's better than your dog.Copy !req
1200. My dog's better than yours.Copy !req
1201. My dog's better 'cause
he gets Kennel-Ration. My dog's...Copy !req
1202. I'm sorry, when I'm nervous, I...Copy !req
1203. Sorry.Copy !req
1204. Over here.Copy !req
1206. Oh, what's that emanation?Copy !req
1207. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1208. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
1209. Come on, guys.Copy !req
1210. No, hey, just relax. All I want is a
burger and a beer, if you got one.Copy !req
1211. How am I gonna pay?Copy !req
1212. Huxley, it's better to give.Copy !req
1214. You wanna a slug?Copy !req
1215. Oh, no, thank you.Copy !req
1216. I think I'm gonna be sick.Copy !req
1217. Oh, God.Copy !req
1218. This is fantastic. You guys gotta try one.Copy !req
1219. Just don't ask where the meat comes from.Copy !req
1220. Huxley, what's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
1221. Do you see any cows around here, detective?Copy !req
1222. Rat?Copy !req
1223. This is a rat burger?Copy !req
1224. Not bad.Copy !req
1225. As a matter of fact, it's the
best burger I've had in years.Copy !req
1226. See you later.Copy !req
1227. They don't seem very hostile,
John Spartan.Copy !req
1228. No, they don't.Copy !req
1229. Now that's a thing of beauty.Copy !req
1230. Huxley, do you know what this is?Copy !req
1231. A 1970 Oldsmobile 442.Copy !req
1232. With a 455-cubic-inch engine.Copy !req
1233. Radial tires and bucket seats.Copy !req
1234. I'm impressed.Copy !req
1235. I studied.Copy !req
1236. So did I. Hand over the glow-rod.Copy !req
1237. Your friends, too. Come on, move!Copy !req
1240. You got ball-balls cop, coming down
here after the show you put on.Copy !req
1241. We're looking for a MurderDeathKiller.Copy !req
1242. Can you help us or just bully us
with your primitive weapons?Copy !req
1243. Well, maybe they're not so primitive.Copy !req
1244. So, you think you're taking me in?Copy !req
1245. Guess what?Copy !req
1246. Not happening.Copy !req
1247. You tell Cocteau he can kiss my ass.
Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
1248. You tell Cocteau, it's gonna take
an army of assholes to get rid of me...Copy !req
1249. 'cause I don't give a shit.
I got nothing to lose.Copy !req
1250. I don't wanna rain on your
parade, pal, but I don't knowCopy !req
1251. who the hell you are, let alone
want to take you anywhere.Copy !req
1252. So stay here, be well
and Cocteau's an asshole!Copy !req
1253. Let's take them and dump them up top.
They're only down here to spy on us.Copy !req
1254. Wait a minute.Copy !req
1255. You're the guy outside Pizza Hut.Copy !req
1256. Yeah.Copy !req
1257. What do you want?Copy !req
1258. I guess, you weren't part
of the Cocteau plan.Copy !req
1259. Greed, deception, abuse of power.
That's no plan.Copy !req
1260. - That's why everybody's down here?
- You got that right.Copy !req
1261. See...Copy !req
1262. according to Cocteau's plan,Copy !req
1263. I'm an enemy because I like to think.Copy !req
1264. I like to read.Copy !req
1265. I'm into freedom of speech
and freedom of choice.Copy !req
1266. I'm the kind of guy who likes
to sit in a greasy spoon...Copy !req
1267. and wonder, Gee, should I have
the T-Bone steak or the jumboCopy !req
1268. rack of barbecued ribs with a
side order of gravy fries?Copy !req
1269. I want high cholesterol.Copy !req
1270. I want to eat bacon, and butter,
and buckets of cheese, okay?Copy !req
1271. I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of
Cincinnati in the non-smoking section.Copy !req
1272. I want to run through the streets
naked with green Jell-o all over my body...Copy !req
1273. reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I
suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal?Copy !req
1274. I've seen the future. You know what it is?Copy !req
1275. It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting
around his beige pajamas...Copy !req
1276. drinking a banana-broccoli shake
and singing I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener.Copy !req
1277. Live up top, you live Cocteau's way.Copy !req
1278. What he wants, when he wants,
how he wants.Copy !req
1279. Your other choice? Come down here.Copy !req
1280. Maybe starve to death.Copy !req
1281. All right, why don't you take charge
and lead these people out of here?Copy !req
1282. I'm no leader.Copy !req
1283. I do what I have to do.Copy !req
1284. Sometimes people come with me.Copy !req
1285. All I want to do is bury
Cocteau up to his neck inCopy !req
1286. shit and let him think
happy-happy thoughts forever.Copy !req
1287. Then I got bad news.Copy !req
1288. I think he wants to kill you.Copy !req
1289. All right gentlemen, let's review.Copy !req
1290. The year is 2032.Copy !req
1291. That's 2-0-3-2. As in the 21st century.Copy !req
1292. And I'm sorry to say that
the world has become a pussy-whipped...Copy !req
1293. Brady Bunch version of itself,
run by a bunch of robed sissies.Copy !req
1294. All we have to do to run the whole thing...Copy !req
1295. is to kill a man named Friendly,
who put it all together.Copy !req
1296. But there's an extra added bonus.Copy !req
1297. We get to kill...Copy !req
1298. the man who put most
of us behind the freezer.Copy !req
1299. You mean...Copy !req
1300. we get to kill John Spartan?Copy !req
1301. Exactly.Copy !req
1302. I want you to loot, pillage,
plunder, I want you to steal.Copy !req
1303. I want you to do all the
wonderful things thatCopy !req
1304. we used to do before
any of this happened.Copy !req
1305. This world will be ours!Copy !req
1306. Let's bring back the good old days!Copy !req
1307. Are you with me?Copy !req
1308. Are you with me? Let's do it!Copy !req
1309. It is a curious conclusion
which you have deduced, John Spartan.Copy !req
1310. But I can find no fault in your logic.Copy !req
1311. Simon Phoenix is the
perfect weapon to send outCopy !req
1312. into the savage outer
regions in which we stand.Copy !req
1313. I'm impressed, John Spartan.Copy !req
1314. You mean they thawed this
guy out just to kill me?Copy !req
1315. - I'm flattered.
- Don't be flattered. Be frightened.Copy !req
1316. This guy's a certifiable nightmare.Copy !req
1317. - And that's why you're down here?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1318. I must have done something right
in the previous life.Copy !req
1319. Can't imagine what that could have been.Copy !req
1320. Two for the price of one.Copy !req
1321. Let's take them boys.Copy !req
1322. Stay down!Copy !req
1323. I'll be goddamned.
Like a New York cockroach.Copy !req
1324. Everything's gone wrong.Copy !req
1325. Phoenix!Copy !req
1326. There's an elevator shaft
on top of this place.Copy !req
1327. Does that mean we're going up?Copy !req
1328. Momentito, Senorita Huxley. Come on.Copy !req
1329. How nice! Must've been expecting me.Copy !req
1330. Okay, now what?Copy !req
1331. Buckle up.Copy !req
1332. There he is! He's in my car!Copy !req
1333. Goddamn it.Copy !req
1334. What's happening to cops today?Copy !req
1335. Don't you know you are
endangering the lives of civilians?Copy !req
1336. Auto-inflate!Copy !req
1337. Auto-inflate.Copy !req
1338. Damn!Copy !req
1339. Oh, that's just lovely.Copy !req
1340. Huxley, drive!Copy !req
1341. Okay, okay. I've read all
about this, now... okay.Copy !req
1342. What do I do? I just,
I just push this pedal?Copy !req
1344. Okay, okay. I got it, I got it.Copy !req
1345. Punch it, Huxley!Copy !req
1346. Excuse me?Copy !req
1347. Push the pedal as hard as you can!
Just catch up to him.Copy !req
1348. Shit!Copy !req
1349. No free rides!Copy !req
1350. Emergency, doors open.Copy !req
1351. Doors opening.Copy !req
1352. Say hello to my little friend.Copy !req
1353. Doors close!Copy !req
1354. Malfunction.Copy !req
1355. Computer, auto-drive.Copy !req
1356. Auto-drive engaged.Copy !req
1357. Going to give you a haircut!Copy !req
1358. Remember those 40 bus passengers...Copy !req
1359. that you blew apart trying to catch me?Copy !req
1360. They were already dead.Copy !req
1361. Cold as Haagen-Dazs!Copy !req
1362. Man, I went to jail with a 36-year smile.Copy !req
1363. You're dead, Spartan.Copy !req
1364. Speak for yourself.Copy !req
1365. Self-drive!Copy !req
1366. Unable to execute.Copy !req
1367. - Self-drive, now!
- Malfunction.Copy !req
1368. Unable to execute.Copy !req
1369. Emergency!Copy !req
1370. Brake!Copy !req
1371. Self-drive engaged.Copy !req
1372. Brake! Brake!Copy !req
1373. Brake now, you
Mickey Mouse piece of shit!Copy !req
1374. John Spartan?Copy !req
1375. John Spartan, are you in there?Copy !req
1376. John Spartan?Copy !req
1377. Who do you think it is, Huxley?Copy !req
1378. I thought your life force
had been prematurely terminated!Copy !req
1379. Yeah, I thought I was history too.Copy !req
1380. What the hell happened? All the sudden,
this car turned into a cannoli.Copy !req
1381. It's secure-a-foam. It saved your life.Copy !req
1382. Look at you, you're in shambles.Copy !req
1383. Don't worry, I can fix it later.
All I need is a needle and thread.Copy !req
1384. I really didn't say that, did I?Copy !req
1385. Damn!Copy !req
1386. John Spartan, you... You
caveman, you're under arrest!Copy !req
1387. You're to be returned to the cryo-prison.
Immediately!Copy !req
1388. I heard all about that.
We'll talk later, Chief.Copy !req
1389. Right now, I need something, anything.
A shotgun, a flare gun.Copy !req
1390. - Spartan.
- What?Copy !req
1391. Shit!Copy !req
1392. Defensive red alert!Copy !req
1393. Stun batons on.Copy !req
1394. Relax.Copy !req
1395. Well, look at you, you get
a bump on the noggin...Copy !req
1396. and you think you're Pancho Villa?Copy !req
1397. Who?Copy !req
1398. Never mind.Copy !req
1399. Time to take a stand, pal.Copy !req
1400. Well, good. While you're doing it,
loan me a gun. Loan me two guns.Copy !req
1401. You'd use these weapons of mass destruction
against men and women who uphold the law?Copy !req
1402. We use these weapons
to shop for groceries, dick.Copy !req
1403. Spartan, wait!Copy !req
1404. You can't leave.Copy !req
1405. You're under arrest. This very concept
negates the possibility of your leaving.Copy !req
1406. Skip it, Chief.Copy !req
1407. Lieutenant Huxley!Copy !req
1408. Chief...Copy !req
1409. you can take this job
and you can shovel it.Copy !req
1410. Take this job,Copy !req
1411. - and shovel it.
- Yeah?Copy !req
1412. Close enough.Copy !req
1413. I hadn't counted on this but I must say,
you worked out beautifully.Copy !req
1414. People are terrified of you.Copy !req
1415. What's new? People have always been
terrified of me.Copy !req
1416. Yes, but this time they're
really intimidated.Copy !req
1417. Now...Copy !req
1418. I'll have carte blanche
to create the perfect society.Copy !req
1419. My society.Copy !req
1420. San Angeles will be a beacon of order...Copy !req
1421. with the purity of an ant colony.Copy !req
1422. And the beauty of a flawless pearl.Copy !req
1423. Look, you can't take away
people's right to be assholes.Copy !req
1424. That's who you remind me of,Copy !req
1425. an evil Mr. Rogers.Copy !req
1426. Will you please kill him?Copy !req
1427. He's pissing me off.Copy !req
1428. Put another log on the fire!Copy !req
1429. I'll love running this place!Copy !req
1430. Well, now...Copy !req
1431. what shall I do with you. Bobby?Copy !req
1432. I am an excellent associate, sir.Copy !req
1433. I'd be delighted to continue my services
during your administration.Copy !req
1434. Danzig, maybe we'll use him...Copy !req
1435. Excuse me, the police are here.Copy !req
1436. Copy !req
1437. Where the fuck do you think...Copy !req
1438. I'm impressed.Copy !req
1439. That man has died by my hands.Copy !req
1440. It was either him or us, Huxley.Copy !req
1441. Yeah, there is that.Copy !req
1442. Anyway, where the hell did
you learn to kick like that?Copy !req
1443. Jackie Chan movies.Copy !req
1444. Looks like the Cocteau plan
just went up in smoke.Copy !req
1445. Rest in peace, Raymond Cocteau.Copy !req
1446. Oh, John Spartan, civilization as
we know it will come to an end.Copy !req
1447. What will we do?Copy !req
1448. I don't know, but trust me,
this is better for you.Copy !req
1449. What's that?Copy !req
1450. Oh, this is bad.Copy !req
1451. This is very bad.Copy !req
1452. He's accessed the cryo-prison and is about
to defrost the entire multi-lifer wing.Copy !req
1453. Most of them don't like you.Copy !req
1454. Most of these guys don't even like their
own mothers. They're bad boys, Huxley.Copy !req
1455. How many are there?Copy !req
1456. Eighty.Copy !req
1457. All without rehab.Copy !req
1458. They'll be reanimated within the hour.Copy !req
1459. Oh, we gotta stop this.Copy !req
1460. I'm not at all pleased about having caused
the fatality of that deranged cryo-convict.Copy !req
1461. I now understand that under certain
circumstances that violence is necessary.Copy !req
1462. Good.Copy !req
1463. I hope you understand this.Copy !req
1464. I hope my butt didn't look like that.Copy !req
1465. Okay, who do we have left that's good?Copy !req
1466. Let's see...Copy !req
1467. Foulks, Patrick.Copy !req
1468. Jeffrey Dahmer? I love that guy.Copy !req
1469. Look, we gotta get him.
How long before the rest are done?Copy !req
1470. They're in the final stages
of reanimation, sir.Copy !req
1471. Great. Absolutely great.Copy !req
1472. Gentlemen!Copy !req
1473. Thank you very much, but your services
will no longer be required.Copy !req
1474. Send a maniac to catch a maniac.Copy !req
1475. Attention.Copy !req
1476. Attention.Copy !req
1477. Cryo-prisoner defrosting,
reanimation sequence...Copy !req
1478. ...now entering final stage.Copy !req
1479. Countdown to reanimation
of prisoner batches...Copy !req
1480. ...290, 310, 480,Copy !req
1481. and 570.Copy !req
1482. Ten minutes.Copy !req
1483. - That's it. The very last one.
- Excellent.Copy !req
1484. Accessed.Copy !req
1485. What the hell is that?Copy !req
1486. Didn't expect that one, did you?Copy !req
1487. Where the fuck you going?Copy !req
1488. I wish you the best of luck, sir.Copy !req
1489. Stupid.Copy !req
1490. Spartan, how's it hanging?Copy !req
1491. I'm sure you're familiar
with the long arm of the law.Copy !req
1492. Oh, come on Spartan, won't you struggle
a little bit? Make me work for it?Copy !req
1493. What do you say? How about...Copy !req
1494. a little target practice.
What do you say?Copy !req
1495. Didn't hurt your head?Copy !req
1496. Shit! Goddamn!Copy !req
1497. Fuck!Copy !req
1498. That's it, Spartan!Copy !req
1499. You're not getting out of this one!Copy !req
1500. I could drop you in that vat
of defrost, over there...Copy !req
1501. and fry your ass like a chicken...Copy !req
1502. or with my little pinky,
drop your monkey ass down...Copy !req
1503. I'll be goddamned.Copy !req
1504. Shit! Goddamn!Copy !req
1505. What am I doing wrong?Copy !req
1506. Cryo-prisoner reanimation...Copy !req
1507. ...sequence now entering final stage.Copy !req
1508. Is it cold in here, or is it just me?Copy !req
1509. Good memory.Copy !req
1510. Come here!Copy !req
1511. Shit!Copy !req
1512. I hate cops!Copy !req
1513. Look into my eyes, John.
I'll see you in hell.Copy !req
1514. Not.Copy !req
1515. This is the best day of my life.Copy !req
1516. Heads up!Copy !req
1517. You've apprehended the
villain responsible forCopy !req
1518. murdering our beloved
Dr. Raymond Cocteau?Copy !req
1519. Well, I wouldn't exactly say apprehend.Copy !req
1520. Let's just say he's history.Copy !req
1521. And the cryo-prison...Copy !req
1522. that's history, too.Copy !req
1523. What'll we do?Copy !req
1524. How will we live?Copy !req
1525. I'll tell you what we're gonna do.
We'll go out drinking,Copy !req
1526. all of us, get shit-faced and
paint the town, literally.Copy !req
1527. Put up graffiti, slogans, it'll be a blast.Copy !req
1529. I'm gonna tell you what you're gonna do.Copy !req
1530. Why don't you get a little dirty...Copy !req
1531. you, a lot clean.Copy !req
1532. And somewhere in the middle...Copy !req
1533. I don't know, you'll figure it out.Copy !req
1534. Fucking-A!Copy !req
1535. Well put.Copy !req
1536. Mister Friendly. Mister Friendly?Copy !req
1537. Greetings and salutations, Edgar Friendly.Copy !req
1538. I'm Associate Bob. And may I say...Copy !req
1539. it'll be a great pleasure
to assist you creating a more humane...Copy !req
1540. Bob, Bob.Copy !req
1541. - Let's talk about the hair, okay?
- Hair?Copy !req
1542. Pick a color, right? And lose the kimono.
You look like a couch.Copy !req
1543. Couch?Copy !req
1544. What are you, a surgeon with these gloves?Copy !req
1545. Thank you for rendering me unconscious.Copy !req
1546. Huxley, I did it for your own good.Copy !req
1547. - We're supposed to be a team.
- We are.Copy !req
1548. Oh, my.Copy !req
1549. Are all fluid transfer
activities like this?Copy !req
1550. - Better.
- Better?Copy !req
1551. Oh, my.Copy !req
1552. I think I'll like the future.Copy !req
1553. Now that you've demolished everything.Copy !req
1554. But there's just one
thing I want to know.Copy !req
1556. How's that damn
three seashell thing work?Copy !req