1. D'you mind
if I turn this down?Copy !req
2. NO.Copy !req
3. You're on with Phil.Copy !req
4. Davis. Where are we
with the Lightyear deal?Copy !req
5. The banks won't budge,
you know.Copy !req
6. They're claiming
regulations as an excuse.Copy !req
7. Same thing they did
with Haskell Athletic.Copy !req
8. Yeah, yeah...
What, they want more cushion?Copy !req
9. Yup. 5%.Copy !req
10. All right, very good.
Is my daughter with you?Copy !req
11. Hey, Dad.Copy !req
12. Hey, your mother's upset.
Why aren't you talking?Copy !req
13. That's between me and Mom.Copy !req
14. Well, you should
call. She's hard-headed.Copy !req
15. Well, I guess that's
where I get it from.Copy !req
16. Well, we'll talk it out on
Sunday at dinner, okay?Copy !req
17. Okay. Bye, Dad.
All right love. Bye-bye.Copy !req
18. Have you looked
at the refrigerator yet?Copy !req
19. Huh? The refrigerator?Copy !req
20. Yeah. The box in our kitchen
that keeps things cold.Copy !req
21. Yeah.Copy !req
22. No. Uh, what about it?Copy !req
23. It's leaking... It's been
leaking for two weeks.Copy !req
24. The refrigerator's leaking.Copy !req
25. Please don't do
that thing where youCopy !req
26. repeat part of what I saidCopy !req
27. so I'll think
you're paying attention.Copy !req
28. I'm not doing anything.Copy !req
29. The refrigerator's leaking,
I didn't notice.Copy !req
30. Can't you just fix it?Copy !req
31. Your father
gave you those tools.Copy !req
32. I have tools?Copy !req
33. Yes. From two Christmases ago.Copy !req
34. "Not my chair,
not my problem."Copy !req
35. Is that what you say?Copy !req
36. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
37. Davis...Copy !req
38. Davis...Copy !req
39. She's gone.Copy !req
40. The machine over there?
Uh, my candy's stuck.Copy !req
41. It happens sometimes.Copy !req
42. Do you have a key or something
we can open it up with?Copy !req
43. The machine doesn't belong
to the hospital.Copy !req
44. It's a vending company.Copy !req
45. Davis, it's Mom and Dad.Copy !req
46. We tried your
cell phone but we...Copy !req
47. We can't get a hold
of you, and then...Copy !req
48. Oh, honey...Copy !req
49. We're... We're coming, son.Copy !req
50. You have one saved message.Copy !req
51. Hey, it's me,
your mailbox was full.Copy !req
52. There's supposed to be
a package delivered,Copy !req
53. so if you beat me home,
answer the doorbell, okay?Copy !req
54. Love.Copy !req
55. Oh, honey...Copy !req
56. Yeah! Again! Again!
Again?Copy !req
57. Dear Champion
Vending Company, comma.Copy !req
58. This letter is in regards toCopy !req
59. a poor vending experience
at St. Andre's...Copy !req
60. No, wait.Copy !req
61. In regards to
vending machine number 714Copy !req
62. located in
the intensive care unitCopy !req
63. of Saint Andre's Hospital.Copy !req
64. I put five quarters
in the machine,Copy !req
65. and proceeded to push B2,Copy !req
66. which should've given me
the peanut M&M'S, period.Copy !req
67. Regrettably, it did not.Copy !req
68. I found this upsetting
as I was very hungry.Copy !req
69. And also, my wife had died
10 minutes earlier.Copy !req
70. I'm not saying
that was your fault.Copy !req
71. We were in a car accident.Copy !req
72. Remarkably,
I escaped without a scratch.Copy !req
73. I'm not trying to
dramatize my claim,Copy !req
74. I just wanna be thorough.Copy !req
75. Maybe I should start
from the beginning.Copy !req
76. I get up every
morning at 5:30.Copy !req
77. I work in the marketsCopy !req
78. so it's important
to get an early start.Copy !req
79. Not to imply that it's
any more important than, say,Copy !req
80. a baker or a toll collector.Copy !req
81. Those are fine,
respectable jobs.Copy !req
82. I just mean that I commute.Copy !req
83. I catch the 7:15
out of White Plains.Copy !req
84. It's pretty much the same
crowd during the week.Copy !req
85. John works the ground crew
at Yankee Stadium.Copy !req
86. The first time we met,
he asked what I did,Copy !req
87. and I told him...Copy !req
88. Uh, retail mattresses.Copy !req
89. Retail mattresses?
That's amazing...Copy !req
90. I don't know why.
It just popped into my head.Copy !req
91. I avoided him
after that 'causeCopy !req
92. I couldn't stand
his hot coffee breath.Copy !req
93. Excuse me...Copy !req
94. I think he knew.Copy !req
95. I never thought I'd
be one of those peopleCopy !req
96. who carried a briefcase.Copy !req
97. It always reminds me ofCopy !req
98. carrying a lunch box
to school.Copy !req
99. Do they still make those?Copy !req
100. Mister Mitchell.Copy !req
101. Morning.Copy !req
102. Julia's father is
a founding partnerCopy !req
103. at the investment firm
I work at.Copy !req
104. Nepotism in its truest form.Copy !req
105. He started grooming me
when I was 27.Copy !req
106. I hate that word.Copy !req
107. Monkeys groom.Copy !req
108. Wavin' at you from over here.
Can you see me, buddy?Copy !req
109. It's a small firm,Copy !req
110. but we handle
quite a bit of money.Copy !req
111. I don't wanna say how much,Copy !req
112. 'cause I think
it would be inappropriate.Copy !req
113. Just look over
where the money is.Copy !req
114. Okay, it's $6 billion.Copy !req
115. Emerging markets,
infrastructure,Copy !req
116. power plants,
telecom, Sea World,Copy !req
117. windshield wipers...
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
118. You name it.
Doesn't matter what industry.Copy !req
119. We buy 'em cheap,
and we sell it for a bundle.Copy !req
120. But none of it's real.Copy !req
121. Nothing to hold in my hands.Copy !req
122. It's all just numbers.Copy !req
123. Computer codes
being transferredCopy !req
124. electronically
through the air.Copy !req
125. Right in front of us.Copy !req
126. The French poet,
Paul Valery,Copy !req
127. was right when he said,Copy !req
128. "The future isn't
what it used to be."Copy !req
129. Phil Eastwood.
My father-in-la w.Copy !req
130. F-I-L. Phil.Copy !req
131. I think
the acronym is hysterical.Copy !req
132. I know Phil is
spelled with a P-H,Copy !req
133. but it still makes
me laugh in my head.Copy !req
134. Davis.Copy !req
135. Bullshit.Copy !req
136. I met Julia at a party.Copy !req
137. Who put
that goddamn chair there?Copy !req
138. Not my chair...Copy !req
139. Not my chair, not my problem,
that's what I say.Copy !req
140. A mutual friend said
she thought I was hot.Copy !req
141. I returned the compliment.Copy !req
142. l like things with
seashells and seahorsesCopy !req
143. on 'em,
like blankets and towels...Copy !req
144. We had sex about
three hours later.Copy !req
145. Forever...Copy !req
146. Forever...Copy !req
147. I don't think Phil
liked me that much at first.Copy !req
148. I grew up in Jersey.Copy !req
149. I didn't come from money.Copy !req
150. And I puked
on the ice sculptureCopy !req
151. at our engagement party.Copy !req
152. Also, he told me once...Copy !req
153. I don't like you, Davis.Copy !req
154. Julia was a nice girl.
A good person.Copy !req
155. She worked with
special needs children,Copy !req
156. she snorted when she laughedCopy !req
157. and cried every time
they showedCopy !req
158. footage of the Towers falling.Copy !req
159. Other than that,Copy !req
160. I don't think I knew
who she really was.Copy !req
161. She always said
I didn't pay attention.Copy !req
162. Perhaps you'll find
this information irrelevantCopy !req
163. in your deliberation
of my refund,Copy !req
164. but I think you deserve
the whole story.Copy !req
165. Sincerely, Davis C. Mitchell.Copy !req
166. You Okay?Copy !req
167. Morning.Copy !req
168. Morning, Amy. Is that me?Copy !req
169. Yeah... That's it.Copy !req
170. Great. Put this in
the outgoing mail?Copy !req
171. It's important.Copy !req
172. I, um...Copy !req
173. I didn't think you
were coming in today,Copy !req
174. they said you weren't...Copy !req
175. I am so sorry, Davis.Copy !req
176. Thank you, Amy.Copy !req
177. When you get a minute,
can I get the revenue numbersCopy !req
178. on Alderman International?Copy !req
179. And can you push
my lunch with Bob Rice?Copy !req
180. I got a lot of
catching up to do.Copy !req
181. Yeah...Copy !req
182. I handed you peopleCopy !req
183. a billion dollars' worth
of committed capitalCopy !req
184. and all you can give me
is 150 million dollars'Copy !req
185. worth of
companies to buy.Copy !req
186. Doesn't anyone like to shop?
Should I call my mother?Copy !req
187. Phil.Copy !req
188. They called the house.
Told me you were up here.Copy !req
189. They did? Okay.Copy !req
190. I talked to Clayton Brown
this morning.Copy !req
191. And I think I talked him
off the ledge on that thing.Copy !req
192. Look, why don't we
go grab a drink?Copy !req
193. I'm buried, Phil.
Two weeks out from Lightyear,Copy !req
194. and I gotta get
some momentum going.Copy !req
195. Davis, let's grab a drink.Copy !req
196. You know,
the cocktails runCopy !req
197. about 18 bucks a pop here.Copy !req
198. I don't get it.Copy !req
199. We haven't
really talked, Davis.Copy !req
200. Not since... Everything.Copy !req
201. I loved Julia.Copy !req
202. So much.Copy !req
203. It's a father's love.Copy !req
204. A man loses his wife,
he's a widower.Copy !req
205. A child loses a parent,
they're an orphan.Copy !req
206. But losing a child...Copy !req
207. There's no word for this.Copy !req
208. And there shouldn't be.Copy !req
209. But you...Copy !req
210. You and I have to continue on.Copy !req
211. I want you to know
you've been a value to me,Copy !req
212. and not just in business,
but in my life.Copy !req
213. And, uh...Copy !req
214. You keep your emotions
close to the vest,Copy !req
215. that's good, that's strong.Copy !req
216. I do the same.Copy !req
217. It's the atmosphere.Copy !req
218. What?Copy !req
219. That's why the drinks
are so expensive.Copy !req
220. You're paying
for the atmosphere.Copy !req
221. It just occurred to me.Copy !req
222. Davis, listen,
there's some other businessCopy !req
223. that needs looking after.Copy !req
224. It's the insurance policy.Copy !req
225. I'd like to take her moneyCopy !req
226. and start a foundation
in Julia's name.Copy !req
227. Foundation...Copy !req
228. A merit-based scholarshipCopy !req
229. awarded annuallyCopy !req
230. to one student
who's most deserving.Copy !req
231. How much
are we talking about?Copy !req
232. PHIL; About 2.6.Copy !req
233. Steven's gonna get
the ball rolling.Copy !req
234. This'll be her legacy.Copy !req
235. Legacy...Copy !req
236. Dear
Champion Vending Company.Copy !req
237. This is Davis Mitchell. Again.Copy !req
238. There have been some
recent developmentsCopy !req
239. in my claim for reimbursement,Copy !req
240. and I'd like to
represent myselfCopy !req
241. as accurately as possible.Copy !req
242. Dinner's ready, son.Copy !req
243. First,
there was a strange packageCopy !req
244. blocking my garage-Copy !req
245. Mom?Copy !req
246. I think it's
a cappuccino machine.Copy !req
247. I didn't order
a cappuccino machine.Copy !req
248. It was in Julia's name.Copy !req
249. Then, my dad was
fertilizing the lawnCopy !req
250. at 7:00 in the morning.Copy !req
251. Dad! What are you doing?Copy !req
252. It's the season, Davis.Copy !req
253. You should do this.
You need to.Copy !req
254. Get the soil ready.Copy !req
255. I have someone for that.Copy !req
256. Do they know
about gypsy moths?Copy !req
257. What?Copy !req
258. Gypsy moths.
They'll destroy your trees.Copy !req
259. It starts as a caterpillar.Copy !req
260. They eat the leaves,
lay eggs...Copy !req
261. And they're coming here,
to this neighborhood?Copy !req
262. Well,
they don't know for sure,Copy !req
263. but you should tell
your guy to spray.Copy !req
264. And of course,
the train incident...Copy !req
265. I feel like I should
tell you something.Copy !req
266. Um, I'm in finance.Copy !req
267. I don't know why I told youCopy !req
268. that I worked in
the mattress business.Copy !req
269. I guess I didn't
expect to see youCopy !req
270. every day for five years.Copy !req
271. You think I'm a dick.Copy !req
272. I don't work for
the Yankees anymore.Copy !req
273. Got fired over
a drainage issueCopy !req
274. in the visitors' bullpen.Copy !req
275. I work security now
at Parade of Shoes in Midtown.Copy !req
276. Fuckin' job. Excuse me.Copy !req
277. My little prick of a boss.
He's 30 years younger than me.Copy !req
278. I just wanna go in thereCopy !req
279. and smash
his little prick face.Copy !req
280. Jeez.Copy !req
281. I didn't love my wife.Copy !req
282. I know, it's sad...
It's sad to say,Copy !req
283. but now that she's gone,Copy !req
284. I don't even feel sad
or pain or hurt, or...Copy !req
285. Well, what do you feel?Copy !req
286. I couldn't tell you
why I did it.Copy !req
287. So that's when you pulled it.Copy !req
288. Maybe because
I was finally being honest.Copy !req
289. Yes.Copy !req
290. And you knew that would
stop the train, correct?Copy !req
291. Well, I wasn't positive,
but I was hoping.Copy !req
292. All I can say is,Copy !req
293. it felt like
a legitimate emergency.Copy !req
294. His wife just died.Copy !req
295. Davis, maybe you shouldCopy !req
296. come stay with us for a while.Copy !req
297. Take it easy.Copy !req
298. We have the extra room.Copy !req
299. I could sure use help
putting that gazebo together.Copy !req
300. How's that sound?Copy !req
301. Remember
to tell your guy to spray.Copy !req
302. Hello again,
it's Davis Mitchell.Copy !req
303. My parents left
for Tampa this afternoon,Copy !req
304. and I stayed at the airport
an extra two hoursCopy !req
305. watching people
walk back and forthCopy !req
306. with their luggage in tow.Copy !req
307. I find I'm suddenly
filled with... Wait...Copy !req
308. Overwhelmed by...Copy !req
309. A growing sense
of curiosity...Copy !req
310. What are in these bags?Copy !req
311. I wanna know what these peopleCopy !req
312. can't do without
for four days in Buffalo.Copy !req
313. I wanna go through
every one of themCopy !req
314. and dump their shit
in a huge pile.Copy !req
315. And the National Guard guy?
I wanna hold his gun.Copy !req
316. I wanna protect my country.Copy !req
317. I'm starting to notice things
I never saw before.Copy !req
318. Well...Copy !req
319. Maybe I saw them.Copy !req
320. I just wasn't
paying attention.Copy !req
321. For some reason,Copy !req
322. everything has become
a metaphor.Copy !req
323. Metaphor...Copy !req
324. Metaphor...Copy !req
325. I am the uprooted tree.
No, wait...Copy !req
326. I am the storm
that uprooted the tree.Copy !req
327. I am the cold frontCopy !req
328. that collided with
the low-pressure system.Copy !req
329. Too much.Copy !req
330. Morning, Amy.
Put a stamp on that?Copy !req
331. There's something else,
dearest vending company.Copy !req
332. It's been scratching
at the inside of my head.Copy !req
333. I couldn't take it
one second longer.Copy !req
334. The goddamn refrigerator
was leaking.Copy !req
335. Now, I wouldn't say
I'm handy by any means.Copy !req
336. Mechanically retarded
would be closer to the truth.Copy !req
337. But Phil said it himself,Copy !req
338. "If you wanna
fix something..."Copy !req
339. You have to take
everything apart...Copy !req
340. "... and figure out
what's important."Copy !req
341. What'll make you stronger.Copy !req
342. Repairing the human heartCopy !req
343. is like repairing
an automobile.Copy !req
344. Just examine everything.Copy !req
345. Then you can put it
all back together.Copy !req
346. Put it all back together...Copy !req
347. Hmm.Copy !req
348. Hello?Copy !req
349. Hello.
Mr. Davis Mitchell?Copy !req
350. Yes?Copy !req
351. This is Karen MorenoCopy !req
352. from Champion Vending Company.Copy !req
353. I'm with customer service.Copy !req
354. Yeah?Copy !req
355. I'm calling in regardsCopy !req
356. to your complaint letters,
Mister Mitchell.Copy !req
357. There's been four so far.Copy !req
358. You're with the customer
service department?Copy !req
359. Yes, sir. I am the customer
service department.Copy !req
360. It's just me.Copy !req
361. Do you usually make service
calls at 2:00 in the morning?Copy !req
362. No. Not really. Never.Copy !req
363. I... I apologize
for the inconvenience.Copy !req
364. I was just venting.Copy !req
365. I didn't expect anybody
to read them. Sorry if...Copy !req
366. Your letters made me cry,
Mister Mitchell.Copy !req
367. Do you have anyone to talk to?Copy !req
368. I... I'm gonna submit your
claim to management.Copy !req
369. In the meantime is
there something elseCopy !req
370. I can do for you,
Mister Mitchell?Copy !req
371. Wait, wait. Karen Moreno,
that's your name?Copy !req
372. This is weird. I...
I shouldn't have called.Copy !req
373. I... I'm going to contact you
at a more reasonable hour.Copy !req
374. I'm sorry again,
Mister Mitchell.Copy !req
375. This is so unprofessional.Copy !req
376. Customer service
is a profession?Copy !req
377. Some people
wallow through their grief.Copy !req
378. My wife, she cooks.Copy !req
379. This is delicious, Margot,
what is it?Copy !req
380. Did Julia tell you
what we were fighting about?Copy !req
381. I bought her these bath towels
and she didn't like 'em,Copy !req
382. so she took 'em back
without telling me.Copy !req
383. And we hadn't spoken
for three days.Copy !req
384. I'm sorry.Copy !req
385. Excuse me.Copy !req
386. Hi, Karen.Copy !req
387. How did you know it was me?Copy !req
388. I have you programmed
into my phone.Copy !req
389. Oh, I see. I'm not sure
how I feel about that.Copy !req
390. There's something else
I wanted to bringCopy !req
391. to your attention
regarding your claim.Copy !req
392. Okay.Copy !req
393. During our previous
conversation,Copy !req
394. you implied that my job
wasn't a profession.Copy !req
395. Oh, well... I'm sorry,
I didn't mean it as an insult.Copy !req
396. I know. But it made me think,Copy !req
397. and I concluded that
you might be right.Copy !req
398. God bless Con Ed.Copy !req
399. And there was light!Copy !req
400. Yeah. I've gotta go.
Thank you for dinner.Copy !req
401. Really?Copy !req
402. ”Moreno" means brown
in Spanish, did you know that?Copy !req
403. Yes, I did, of course.Copy !req
404. Do you have brown hair?Copy !req
405. No, it's blonde.Copy !req
406. Are you
of Spanish descent?Copy !req
407. No. Why do you ask?Copy !req
408. I'm just trying
to paint a mental picture.Copy !req
409. Excuse me,
is Karen Moreno here?Copy !req
410. Who?Copy !req
411. Blonde hair, hazel eyes,Copy !req
412. but not Hispanic like
her name suggests?Copy !req
413. Hi, where are you?Copy !req
414. KAREN".
I was there, in the diner.Copy !req
415. I sat in a booth
for a few minutes.Copy !req
416. I even played a songCopy !req
417. on the little baby jukebox,
and then...Copy !req
418. I dunno, I got sad, so I left.Copy !req
419. Oh.Copy !req
420. What song did you play?Copy !req
421. Crazy on You, by Heart.Copy !req
422. That made you sad?Copy !req
423. Not so much the song.Copy !req
424. How are your pancakes?Copy !req
425. Oh, I...
I'm in the parking lot.Copy !req
426. What?Copy !req
427. You're a smoker.Copy !req
428. It's cannabis.
I have a prescription.Copy !req
429. Oh.Copy !req
430. Okay.Copy !req
431. You look younger
than I expected.Copy !req
432. Do you think
you could come inside?Copy !req
433. Oh, well, it's just that...Copy !req
434. I have this nice image of youCopy !req
435. sitting there in the window
eating pancakes.Copy !req
436. Maybe that's all it's supposed
to be, ya know?Copy !req
437. Yeah, but my image of you isCopy !req
438. a shadowy figure
smoking pot in a Corolla.Copy !req
439. You know what? I should go.
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go.Copy !req
440. No, no, no, wait. I have
another letter here for you.Copy !req
441. Put it in the mail.Copy !req
442. I think it's for real, Phil.Copy !req
443. If their
second quarter earningsCopy !req
444. are an indication of growth,Copy !req
445. even just two
or three percent,Copy !req
446. then it's a risk worth taking.Copy !req
447. Davis, do you need some paper?Copy !req
448. Is there something
you'd like toCopy !req
449. contribute to the discussion?Copy !req
450. Yes, actually.
But it's more of a question.Copy !req
451. Would any of you consider
Crazy on You to be a sad song?Copy !req
452. And that's from, you know,
assumingCopy !req
453. that you're familiar with
the Heart catalog.Copy !req
454. Let me go crazyCopy !req
455. Crazy on youCopy !req
456. Going down.Copy !req
457. Can I help you? Hi.Copy !req
458. Oh, yeah.
I'm looking for Karen.Copy !req
459. I'm sorry, who are you?Copy !req
460. I'm Davis. I have a...Copy !req
461. Customer service issue.Copy !req
462. Oh, I'm Carl.
This is my company.Copy !req
463. What's the problem?Copy !req
464. I really can't
get into it, Carl.Copy !req
465. There's way too much
ground to cover.Copy !req
466. But thanks for your concern.Copy !req
467. Did you get
the foundation proposal?Copy !req
468. I'm gonna need you to sign off
before we move forward.Copy !req
469. Listen, have you thought about
talking to someone?Copy !req
470. Professionally, I mean.Copy !req
471. I didn't go upside down!Copy !req
472. Your father thinks
I'm losing my mind.Copy !req
473. Hmm.Copy !req
474. But I tell myself
that I'm doing all rightCopy !req
475. There's nothing left
to do tonightCopy !req
476. Crazy on you!Copy !req
477. Crazy on youCopy !req
478. Crazy on youCopy !req
479. Let me go crazy,
crazy on youCopy !req
480. Hello?Copy !req
481. I just dismantled
a $2,000 cappuccino machine.Copy !req
482. Why did you call me,
Mister Mitchell?Copy !req
483. Why'd you answer?Copy !req
484. There's something about
your letters.Copy !req
485. I'm re-reading one
right now in my tub.Copy !req
486. I'm not bathing or anything.
I just sit here.Copy !req
487. It's quiet, and I don't
wanna wake up my son.Copy !req
488. Did I mention I have a son?Copy !req
489. No.Copy !req
490. Yeah, he's 15.Copy !req
491. But looks 12 and acts 21.Copy !req
492. So bright, but he
scares the shit outta me.Copy !req
493. Karen...Copy !req
494. I... I have to go.Copy !req
495. You shouldn't haveCopy !req
496. come to my office,
Mister Mitchell.Copy !req
497. This sets
a dangerous precedent.Copy !req
498. Dangerous?Copy !req
499. Dear Karen, is it okay
that I address you directlyCopy !req
500. now that we've almost met?Copy !req
501. I'll assume so.Copy !req
502. I was on the train today,Copy !req
503. and I saw a woman
staring at me.Copy !req
504. There was something about her.Copy !req
505. So I went and
introduced myself.Copy !req
506. Hi.Copy !req
507. Hello.Copy !req
508. I'm Davis.Copy !req
509. Do we know each other?Copy !req
510. No.Copy !req
511. I'm... I'm not trying
to pick you up or anything.Copy !req
512. I just... You look familiar.Copy !req
513. Is it okay... Sorry, I...Copy !req
514. Tough day?Copy !req
515. No. Not really, no.Copy !req
516. My job isn't really
that difficult.Copy !req
517. It's the guys underneath meCopy !req
518. who do most
of the heavy lifting.Copy !req
519. I just take
all the credit for it.Copy !req
520. Wow.Copy !req
521. Most people
wouldn't admit that.Copy !req
522. I actually cheated my wayCopy !req
523. through my last year
of college.Copy !req
524. I had this guy Edmond write
all my papers for me,Copy !req
525. and sometimes,
I'd give him Ecstasy.Copy !req
526. You know...Copy !req
527. She was quiet,
but for some reason,Copy !req
528. I wanted to tell her things.Copy !req
529. I found myself
mapping her face as I talked.Copy !req
530. Somehow, she got me talking
about my wife.Copy !req
531. I really let her in.Copy !req
532. Then, out of nowhere,
she asked...Copy !req
533. So Why'd you marry her?Copy !req
534. I dunno. 'Cause it was easy.Copy !req
535. Yeah...Copy !req
536. MAN ON PA".
Next stop, Scarsdale.Copy !req
537. I wanted to ask her name...Copy !req
538. This is me.Copy !req
539. But she disappeared so quick.Copy !req
540. I spent the next 10 minutes
kicking myself.Copy !req
541. "... the next 10 minutes
kicking myself."Copy !req
542. "What are the chancesCopy !req
543. "I'd ever see
this woman again?"Copy !req
544. "Fortunately, she left
her magazine on the seat."Copy !req
545. I think you know
who it was addressed to.Copy !req
546. And Scarsdale ain't her stop.Copy !req
547. No more games, Karen.
I'll see you soon.Copy !req
548. You. What are you doing here?Copy !req
549. I'm here to see Karen Moreno.
What are you doing here?Copy !req
550. What am I doing here?Copy !req
551. Who the...
What the fuck do you want?Copy !req
552. Well...
You don't have to swear, Carl.Copy !req
553. I told you I have
a customer service issue.Copy !req
554. What...Copy !req
555. Carl, this is Davis Mitchell.Copy !req
556. Yeah, I was
supposed to call you.Copy !req
557. Hi, Karen.Copy !req
558. He, uh... He's having problems
with one of the machines.Copy !req
559. What machine?Copy !req
560. Uh, number 714,Copy !req
561. in the intensive care unit
at Saint Andre's.Copy !req
562. Second floor.Copy !req
563. You a doctor?Copy !req
564. No. I work in finance.Copy !req
565. Well, what...Copy !req
566. Carl. Honey. I'll handle this.
It's okay.Copy !req
567. It's 11:00, Karen.Copy !req
568. Why the hell are you
at our house?Copy !req
569. It's my house, okay?Copy !req
570. Now go inside, or go home.
I'll handle this.Copy !req
571. It's okay. Come on.Copy !req
572. I was in the neighborhood.Copy !req
573. You shouldn't be here.Copy !req
574. You know what?
I... I'm with someone.Copy !req
575. Carl. We're together.Copy !req
576. I shouldn't have called you.Copy !req
577. And I shouldn't
have started following you.Copy !req
578. It's very unprofessional.Copy !req
579. What happened to you?
Your clothes...Copy !req
580. I wrote this
in the car 10 minutes ago.Copy !req
581. It's the last one.Copy !req
582. Dear Karen. Fuck Phil.Copy !req
583. You wanna tell me
what's going on?Copy !req
584. Nothing. I was supposed to
call him. We sorted it out.Copy !req
585. Are you having an affair
with this guy?Copy !req
586. No, I'm not.
He's lonely, I think.Copy !req
587. I don't know,
he's just a little... Off.Copy !req
588. What time's your flight?Copy !req
589. It's a good-looking
city, Karen.Copy !req
590. And you could go
to tech school, like we...Copy !req
591. Like we talked about.Copy !req
592. I can...
I'll open up a new warehouse.Copy !req
593. Twice, two times
the square footage...Copy !req
594. And Chris, I mean...Copy !req
595. He's struggling here,
you know?Copy !req
596. A new start could be good.Copy !req
597. Dear Karen. Fuck Phil.Copy !req
598. He called me
into his office...Copy !req
599. I pulled the plug
on Lightyear.Copy !req
600. What? Why?Copy !req
601. Gut feeling.Copy !req
602. To be honest, your judgment
of late has been questionable.Copy !req
603. Well... How so, Phil?Copy !req
604. Did you take apart
the lighting fixtureCopy !req
605. in our bathroom?Copy !req
606. Yes. I did.Copy !req
607. And your computer?Copy !req
608. I assume you're responsible
for the washroom stall.Copy !req
609. That was my work, yes.Copy !req
610. Why?Copy !req
611. Well, that's a little
harder to answer.Copy !req
612. Mmm-hmm. Try me.Copy !req
613. The bathroom stall,
for example?Copy !req
614. The door was squeaking.Copy !req
615. And it had probably been that
way for quite some time.Copy !req
616. I just never noticed.Copy !req
617. And now, I'm noticingCopy !req
618. all different kinds
of things, Phil,Copy !req
619. and I wanna see how they work.Copy !req
620. Like that clock.Copy !req
621. Pure craftsmanship. Artistry!Copy !req
622. That belonged to my
great-grandmother. 1890s.Copy !req
623. I wanna rip it apart andCopy !req
624. spread it out
all over the floor.Copy !req
625. And no offense to
your great-grandmother,Copy !req
626. but I see a clock like that,Copy !req
627. and I wanna know
what it looks like inside.Copy !req
628. Mmm.Copy !req
629. Davis.
Mmm.Copy !req
630. I want you to
take some time off.Copy !req
631. Fuck him,Copy !req
632. and the way he leans
on the corner of his deskCopy !req
633. with his sleeves rolled upCopy !req
634. like he's about
to dig a ditch.Copy !req
635. No more imaginary
office ditches, Karen.Copy !req
636. From now on,
it's me and my tools.Copy !req
637. I intended to drive homeCopy !req
638. but accidentally turned
for the Midtown Tunnel.Copy !req
639. Ruby Drive...Copy !req
640. Maybe there are no accidents.Copy !req
641. Anyway, it seemed like a good
time to come and look for you.Copy !req
642. Turn left on Crystal Avenue.Copy !req
643. I knew I was getting closeCopy !req
644. when I found myself
in a neighborhoodCopy !req
645. where all the streets were
named after precious stones.Copy !req
646. And that's when I saw it.Copy !req
647. Hey! You the insurance guy?Copy !req
648. Oh, no. Not me.Copy !req
649. I thought... You know,
I just saw the suit,Copy !req
650. so I figured, you know...Copy !req
651. Yeah, I was just driving by,Copy !req
652. and I, uh, saw you guys
working. Looks like fun.Copy !req
653. Yeah, fun.Copy !req
654. Um...Copy !req
655. What exactly
are you doing here?Copy !req
656. Well, we gotta tear
the whole thing downCopy !req
657. before they rebuild.Copy !req
658. Can I, uh, help you out?Copy !req
659. What...Copy !req
660. I mean, you just, you know,
you just tell meCopy !req
661. what to do,
you don't have to pay me.Copy !req
662. Come on, pal, don't bust
my balls, all right?Copy !req
663. You're the insurance guy,
right?Copy !req
664. Barry sent you over here
to bust my balls?Copy !req
665. No, I don't know who Barry is.Copy !req
666. No, I... You know, I...Copy !req
667. Actually, you know,
I'll pay you, huh?Copy !req
668. How 'bout, uh, 50...
I'll give you 50 bucks.Copy !req
669. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What kinda shitCopy !req
670. you trying to pull here, pal?Copy !req
671. No, no, no, I'm not a cop.
I... I just wanna help.Copy !req
672. You know what, I'll...
You know, I'll give you, uh...Copy !req
673. I'll give you $241.Copy !req
674. Go on, take it.
I'll work hard.Copy !req
675. Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
676. No, no. No, don't use that,
don't use that.Copy !req
677. Here. Put these on,
use this...Copy !req
678. Now knock the wall down.Copy !req
679. This guy's a fuckin' animal.Copy !req
680. He's probably a crackhead.Copy !req
681. Crackheads don't
give people $200.Copy !req
682. They suck dick for $20.Copy !req
683. I mean, you should know.Copy !req
684. Yeah, don't ask,
it's embarrassing.Copy !req
685. I, uh, closed the car door
on my jacket,Copy !req
686. and your sprinklers turned on.Copy !req
687. Then, the stupid lock...Copy !req
688. It sometimes gets stuck...
I couldn't...Copy !req
689. You're high, aren't you?Copy !req
690. A little bit...Copy !req
691. D'you want some
grilled cheese?Copy !req
692. I needed some work overalls.Copy !req
693. I guess I got a little carried
away at the Army Surplus.Copy !req
694. Your whole house is justCopy !req
695. lovely.Copy !req
696. Aside from the appliances,Copy !req
697. it's the kind of house
people dream of living in.Copy !req
698. I hate this house.Copy !req
699. It's just shiny stuff.Copy !req
700. I can't have sex with you.
It'd be dangerous.Copy !req
701. There's that word again.Copy !req
702. Is Carl really out of town,Copy !req
703. or did you just chop him up
into little piecesCopy !req
704. and stuff him
in your sock drawer?Copy !req
705. That's ridiculous.
I don't have a sock drawer.Copy !req
706. Well... Where do you
keep all your socks?Copy !req
707. In the same drawer
as my underwear.Copy !req
708. What?Copy !req
709. I just...
You know, I just thinkCopy !req
710. a woman's underwear
is deserving of its own space.Copy !req
711. This is all I can handle.Copy !req
712. That's fine.Copy !req
713. Let's just
fall asleep together.Copy !req
714. Together?Copy !req
715. Together apart.Copy !req
716. I'm not in love with Carl,
you know.Copy !req
717. He's a good man. He really is.Copy !req
718. He loves me.
Probably more than he should.Copy !req
719. But I dunno...Copy !req
720. I'd like to be
able to do what you do.Copy !req
721. To be completely honest.Copy !req
722. I think you just were.Copy !req
723. Not even close.Copy !req
724. You must be Chris.Copy !req
725. You fuckin' my mom?Copy !req
726. No, I'm not.
We were just sleeping...Copy !req
727. She's fuckin' crazy.Copy !req
728. If you haven't noticed,
she's a fuckin' pot head.Copy !req
729. She calls it cannabis
'cause it makes herCopy !req
730. feel like less of
a fuckin' pothead.Copy !req
731. You say "fuck" a lot.Copy !req
732. So?Copy !req
733. So you're just
not using it properly.Copy !req
734. The fuck does that mean?Copy !req
735. That's what I mean.Copy !req
736. "Fuck" is a great word,Copy !req
737. but if you use it too much,
then it just loses its value.Copy !req
738. And you sound stupid.Copy !req
739. Fuck you.Copy !req
740. Exactly.Copy !req
741. I feel nothing,
and you sound like an idiot.Copy !req
742. Have a good one!Copy !req
743. Who the...Copy !req
744. Hi.
You've reached Davis Mitchell.Copy !req
745. I'm unavailable at the moment,
so please leave a message.Copy !req
746. If you're looking for Julia,Copy !req
747. I regret to inform you that
she isn't with us anymore,Copy !req
748. which makes her
also unavailable.Copy !req
749. Davis,
you've taken things too far.Copy !req
750. I am deeply concerned
with your well-being.Copy !req
751. I'm trying to
reach out to you,Copy !req
752. I'm trying to help,
but you refuse!Copy !req
753. If you don't
wish to participateCopy !req
754. in the architecture
of your wife's legacy,Copy !req
755. then so be it.Copy !req
756. Just contact meCopy !req
757. so I can free you
from this burden.Copy !req
758. One more thing.
If you have any respectCopy !req
759. for the memory of my daughter,Copy !req
760. you'll erase
that fucking message.Copy !req
761. This is Karen,
customer service.Copy !req
762. Hello, Karen,
customer service.Copy !req
763. Hello, Mister Mitchell,
what can I do for you today?Copy !req
764. This might sound crazy,Copy !req
765. but there's a station wagon
that's been stalking meCopy !req
766. for the past couple of days,Copy !req
767. and this does raise
a number of concerns,Copy !req
768. including why would
anyone be following me?Copy !req
769. Am I possibly in
some kind of danger?Copy !req
770. "C,"Copy !req
771. who the fuck still drives
a station wagon?Copy !req
772. This is where you get
your prescription filled?Copy !req
773. Okay, I lied.
It's not a prescription.Copy !req
774. Hey, Ray.
This is my friend Davis.Copy !req
775. Hello, young man.Copy !req
776. Ah, my favorite kind.
Thank you.Copy !req
777. And this is for you.Copy !req
778. It grows wild in my garden.
Don't ask me how.Copy !req
779. I never touch the stuff.
Makes me think too much.Copy !req
780. How 'bout you? You need some?Copy !req
781. Oh, no.Copy !req
782. Oh, that beauty
arrived in 1961.Copy !req
783. From Paris.Copy !req
784. You should've seen 'er.
A real masterpiece.Copy !req
785. Look at that, huh?Copy !req
786. Ain't that a beauty?Copy !req
787. But nobody wants
carousels anymore.Copy !req
788. They want roller coastersCopy !req
789. that go upside down
and make you puke.Copy !req
790. Would you believe
we've got to tear it down?Copy !req
791. Really?Copy !req
792. Yeah. Too many repairs.
Too much money.Copy !req
793. Can I help you?
I have my own tools.Copy !req
794. You're very strange...Copy !req
795. Whoo!Copy !req
796. You got it! You got it!Copy !req
797. Oh!Copy !req
798. Karen Moreno,
ladies and gentlemen!Copy !req
799. Julia loved the ocean.Copy !req
800. We used to spend our summersCopy !req
801. at her folks' place
in East Hampton.Copy !req
802. That's where she wanted to be.Copy !req
803. You miss her?Copy !req
804. To be aloneCopy !req
805. With youCopy !req
806. So. Where exactly
are you feeling numb?Copy !req
807. Sort of in this whole
area right in here.Copy !req
808. And how long have you
been feeling like this?Copy !req
809. Can't say...Copy !req
810. Ten or twelve years.Copy !req
811. Davis... Not sure
how to tell you this.Copy !req
812. Come on. See for yourself.Copy !req
813. Part of your heart is missing.Copy !req
814. What?
How did that happen?Copy !req
815. Judging by the bite pattern,Copy !req
816. I'd say gypsy moths.Copy !req
817. Fuck me.Copy !req
818. Excuse me?Copy !req
819. Dear Karen, I keep
thinking about my childhood.Copy !req
820. When I was sick,
and I would lay my headCopy !req
821. in my mother's lap,Copy !req
822. she'd run her fingers
through my hair.Copy !req
823. She'd kiss my eyelids.Copy !req
824. And that made
everything better.Copy !req
825. Do you think
it's too late for that?Copy !req
826. Look out, babeCopy !req
827. The sky is falling throughCopy !req
828. And it's all over now,Copy !req
829. Baby BlueCopy !req
830. coincidenceCopy !req
831. The empty-handed painterCopy !req
832. From your streetsCopy !req
833. Is drawing crazy patternsCopy !req
834. On your sheetsCopy !req
835. Look out, babeCopy !req
836. The sky is falling throughCopy !req
837. Live here now or something?Copy !req
838. No. Shouldn't you
be in school?Copy !req
839. I'm suspended.Copy !req
840. For what?Copy !req
841. Telling the truth.Copy !req
842. Had to do this presentation
in World Affairs.Copy !req
843. About our military presence
in the Middle East.Copy !req
844. Yeah?
What do you know about it?Copy !req
845. June 5th.Copy !req
846. During a routine patrol
through the Helmand Province,Copy !req
847. Lieutenant Dan Doviak's HummerCopy !req
848. pulled over
to the side of the roadCopy !req
849. to assist a little girl.Copy !req
850. To their surprise,
she had 60 poundsCopy !req
851. of explosives
strapped to her body.Copy !req
852. Oh, shit.Copy !req
853. The Hummer was
engulfed in flames.Copy !req
854. And the Afghan
citizens chanted,Copy !req
855. "Death to America."Copy !req
856. Doviak and his unit
were burned alive.Copy !req
857. They suspend you
for that?Copy !req
858. I heard
the dinner bell.Copy !req
859. Did you
have a good day?Copy !req
860. Enjoy your little vacay?Copy !req
861. I'm changing the music, baby.Copy !req
862. Come on, lighten up.
Tell me what you did today.Copy !req
863. Did you hang out
with that cute girl?Copy !req
864. The one with
the high-waisted jeans?Copy !req
865. You know, not everyone
can pull that look off.Copy !req
866. Right?Copy !req
867. Are you for real right now?Copy !req
868. I spoke with your principal,
Miss... Tersian?Copy !req
869. I found her to be very
thoughtful and empathetic.Copy !req
870. The good news is,
she's letting youCopy !req
871. come back starting Monday.Copy !req
872. You have to spend a few weeks
with the counselor,Copy !req
873. but I think you're
getting off pretty easy.Copy !req
874. What's the bad news?Copy !req
875. What do you mean?Copy !req
876. What the hell
are you talking about?Copy !req
877. There's some random guy
eating in our houseCopy !req
878. while your boyfriend/boss
is out of town,Copy !req
879. and you're bragging to me
about a heart-to-heart you hadCopy !req
880. with my dyke principal?Copy !req
881. Would you just...
Okay? Gimme a break!Copy !req
882. Davis is a friend of mine.Copy !req
883. We've been
spending time togetherCopy !req
884. because that's
what friends do.Copy !req
885. You... You spend time.Copy !req
886. You're so transparent.Copy !req
887. The man's wife just died.Copy !req
888. Have some compassion,
you little shit!Copy !req
889. I'm sorry, honey. I'm sorry.Copy !req
890. Your wife just died?Copy !req
891. Yeah.Copy !req
892. H ow?Copy !req
893. Massive head trauma,
car accident.Copy !req
894. Can you pass the salt?Copy !req
895. I was thinking about
what you said aboutCopy !req
896. how I'm not using
the F-word properly.Copy !req
897. Yeah? What'd you come up with?Copy !req
898. Maybe you're right.Copy !req
899. FuckCopy !req
900. is aCopy !req
901. great word.Copy !req
902. FuckCopy !req
903. is aCopy !req
904. great word.Copy !req
905. Fuck...
Ahh!Copy !req
906. Oh, man,
that don't look good at all.Copy !req
907. No, it don't.Copy !req
908. You dumb-ass...Copy !req
909. Oh, God damn
that fuckin' hurt!Copy !req
910. Whoa!Copy !req
911. Shit, yeah!Copy !req
912. Whoo!Copy !req
913. Let's go.
Get outta here.Copy !req
914. Dear Chris...Copy !req
915. I wish I could talk to you.Copy !req
916. I miss how we used to be.Copy !req
917. I miss holding you,
kissing your face...Copy !req
918. I miss my little boy.Copy !req
919. Where did
you send this from?Copy !req
920. From the mailbox
on the corner.Copy !req
921. I thought the last one
was the last one.Copy !req
922. What do we do
with a couch like this?Copy !req
923. Mmm, kiss me!Copy !req
924. Ooh, that feels good!Copy !req
925. Okay, listen to me.Copy !req
926. When was the last timeCopy !req
927. you really, really
cared about something?Copy !req
928. Like, when you were a kid.Copy !req
929. What was the most
important thing to you?Copy !req
930. Running fast. Yup.Copy !req
931. We used to race on blacktop
at recess,Copy !req
932. and then I was always so slow.Copy !req
933. Just once,
I wanted to beat 'em all,Copy !req
934. and blow 'em all away.Copy !req
935. Have 'em cheer for me,Copy !req
936. and not Rick Russoman
or Mike Barone,Copy !req
937. and those speedy
motherfuckers.Copy !req
938. Yep.
I just wanted to run fast,Copy !req
939. more than anything.Copy !req
940. I mean,
more than break dancing.Copy !req
941. Yeah...Copy !req
942. If you touch meCopy !req
943. Well, I just
think I'll screamCopy !req
944. 'Cause it's been so longCopy !req
945. Since someone
challenged meCopy !req
946. Jesus! Can't I get a little privacy?
Whoa! Sorry, man! I thought...Copy !req
947. I thought you were
back in school!Copy !req
948. I'm taking a personal day.Copy !req
949. What is that?Copy !req
950. Nothing.Copy !req
951. Let's see.Copy !req
952. It's Carl's.Copy !req
953. Ever shot a gun before?Copy !req
954. Your turn.Copy !req
955. Let's shoot something.Copy !req
956. Like what?Copy !req
957. I dunno.
A deer or something.Copy !req
958. I don't think
there are any out here.Copy !req
959. What about a squirrel?Copy !req
960. Hold on a second.Copy !req
961. You sure that thing's legit?Copy !req
962. Yeah. I mean, yeah.Copy !req
963. Ready?
Yeah.Copy !req
964. Want me to count down,
or like...Copy !req
965. I dunno, do
whatever you want.Copy !req
966. Okay, I'll surprise you.Copy !req
967. Surprise me.Copy !req
968. Safety's on.Copy !req
969. Yup, it's on the left side.Copy !req
970. Yeah, you gotta switch...
Turn...Copy !req
971. Ahh!
Shit.Copy !req
972. What'd it feel like?Copy !req
973. Shit-yeah!Copy !req
974. Whoo!Copy !req
975. It hurt, but in like a...Copy !req
976. It's like a good kinda hurt.Copy !req
977. It felt like someone
was kinda, um...Copy !req
978. Whoa.Copy !req
979. Surprise!Copy !req
980. You are...
You are one fucked-up kid.Copy !req
981. You're one fucked-up adult.Copy !req
982. Don't ever do this again.Copy !req
983. Fuck!Copy !req
984. You're trying too hard.Copy !req
985. I work hard every dayCopy !req
986. Come rain or shineCopy !req
987. And I don't need no oneCopy !req
988. To tell me 'bout
a girl of mineCopy !req
989. She's got so much loveCopy !req
990. And she saves it all for meCopy !req
991. I would not be lyingCopy !req
992. That's the way
it's got to beCopy !req
993. So Mister BigCopy !req
994. You better watch outCopy !req
995. BabyCopy !req
996. And set to go.Copy !req
997. Thank you, dude.Copy !req
998. Oh, yeahCopy !req
999. I don't care who you areCopy !req
1000. So don't explainCopy !req
1001. Just get out of hereCopy !req
1002. And don't come back againCopy !req
1003. I don't want
a thing from youCopy !req
1004. I don't want to give you
nothing tooCopy !req
1005. Get out of hereCopy !req
1006. Before I lose my coolCopy !req
1007. Mr. BigCopy !req
1008. You'd better watch outCopy !req
1009. And don't you
hang around me nowCopy !req
1010. Oh, for you nowCopy !req
1011. I Will digCopy !req
1012. A great big holeCopy !req
1013. Ah!Copy !req
1014. Excuse me! Sir?Copy !req
1015. Excuse me! Sir!
Do you have an appointment?Copy !req
1016. No, Marty,
I'm just swingin' through!Copy !req
1017. Oh, Mr. Mitchell. Sorry.Copy !req
1018. Hey, buddy.Copy !req
1019. Davis!
Phil here?Copy !req
1020. Yeah, they're doing
the interviewsCopy !req
1021. for the scholarship
candidates!Copy !req
1022. Mister Big!
You better watch out!Copy !req
1023. breathing. It's just
me and the water, and...Copy !req
1024. Sorry.Copy !req
1025. Hey, guys.
Excuse us.Copy !req
1026. Hey, Davis.Copy !req
1027. We're in the middle
of something.Copy !req
1028. Mind if I sit?Copy !req
1029. Hi, Margot.Copy !req
1030. You okay, pal?Copy !req
1031. You look like you've beenCopy !req
1032. doing construction
or something.Copy !req
1033. Steve. I got a fucking nail
in my foot.Copy !req
1034. It hurt like hell,
but I'm okay now.Copy !req
1035. So, Todd,
you were saying?Copy !req
1036. Right. Um...Copy !req
1037. Lost my train of thought.Copy !req
1038. We won.Copy !req
1039. Oh.
What'd you win?Copy !req
1040. Swimming. I'm a swimmer.Copy !req
1041. Ah.
Do you swim?Copy !req
1042. You know,
I used to do laps at the YCopy !req
1043. and then I realized
how many peopleCopy !req
1044. must urinate in that pool
on a daily basis,Copy !req
1045. and that kinda
ruined it for me.Copy !req
1046. Yeah.Copy !req
1047. I don't understand
where this is coming from.Copy !req
1048. This contempt,
this blatant disrespect!Copy !req
1049. Well, something
doesn't feel right, Phil.Copy !req
1050. This whole thing, you know?Copy !req
1051. I wanna do something for her,
but this just doesn't...Copy !req
1052. You are not feeling right!Copy !req
1053. We're picking
the finalists today.Copy !req
1054. I want it signed
on my desk by tomorrow,Copy !req
1055. or you're done here.Copy !req
1056. I mean, we're done.Copy !req
1057. I'd give my bodyCopy !req
1058. To be back againCopy !req
1059. In the rest of the roomCopy !req
1060. Why you buying all this shit?Copy !req
1061. Uh, the tools of the trade,
my young friend.Copy !req
1062. What trade would that be?Copy !req
1063. Destruction, devastation.Copy !req
1064. I mean, haven't you
ever wanted to justCopy !req
1065. smash the shit
out of something?Copy !req
1066. Davis, if I were to
ask you a question,Copy !req
1067. you'd give me
a straight answer, right?Copy !req
1068. I mean, that's your thing,
being honest about everything.Copy !req
1069. Yeah, that's my thing.Copy !req
1070. Do you think I'm gay?Copy !req
1071. I dunno, Chris.Copy !req
1072. Do you think you're gay?Copy !req
1073. I dunno. I think maybe.
I figured you would tell me.Copy !req
1074. Okay. Let's figure it
out together.Copy !req
1075. Do you like girls?Copy !req
1076. I dunno.Copy !req
1077. I think Jennifer Hymen's
pretty. She flirts with me.Copy !req
1078. And sometimes,
I can see the outlineCopy !req
1079. of her bra through
her shirt, but...Copy !req
1080. I dunno if I like her,
or if I'm just fixating.Copy !req
1081. Jennifer Hymen.
That's really her name?Copy !req
1082. Yeah.
That fuckin' blows.Copy !req
1083. What about the boys at school?Copy !req
1084. Is there anybody
that you like,Copy !req
1085. that you find attractive?Copy !req
1086. Maybe Andrew White.Copy !req
1087. He's a junior,Copy !req
1088. and we have
the same gym class too.Copy !req
1089. We have to get
changed together.Copy !req
1090. Do you watch him
when you get changed?Copy !req
1091. No.Copy !req
1092. Well, then I don't think
you're gay, Chris.Copy !req
1093. I have to try not to look.
I have to tell myself not to.Copy !req
1094. Yeah, no, that's normal,
you know.Copy !req
1095. I mean you're young,
and you're curious, it's...Copy !req
1096. Sometimes, I imagine
his dick in my mouth.Copy !req
1097. Oh.Copy !req
1098. That's different.Copy !req
1099. Uh, I would say that
you're probably gay.Copy !req
1100. I mean, you know,
or you're bisexual.Copy !req
1101. But I mean, either way, you're
gonna get tortured. Um...Copy !req
1102. I mean, my advice
to you, would beCopy !req
1103. to pretend that you like girls
for the next few years,Copy !req
1104. and then move into
the city, you know?Copy !req
1105. Or San Francisco?Copy !req
1106. Or even Los Angeles,
if you like warm weather.Copy !req
1107. Anything else?Copy !req
1108. No.Copy !req
1109. Get in.Copy !req
1110. Ah!Copy !req
1111. Whoa!Copy !req
1112. What are we doing again?Copy !req
1113. We're taking apart
my marriage.Copy !req
1114. Yeah.Copy !req
1115. Fuckin' A.Copy !req
1116. Not bad. Keep at it.Copy !req
1117. Now hold it.
Just like that.Copy !req
1118. Who's that?Copy !req
1119. Who the fuck still drives
a station wagon?Copy !req
1120. No, I just wanna have it...
I wanna take it back home,Copy !req
1121. see what it looks like in the
library or, uh, in the study.Copy !req
1122. Nope, not a peep out of him.Copy !req
1123. Lawyers are exploring
other options.Copy !req
1124. We'll get him to sign.Copy !req
1125. Did you send him
an invitation?Copy !req
1126. Oh, come on, honey.Copy !req
1127. Davis picked me up
after school.Copy !req
1128. Hey. Uh, he was helping me
around my house. Housework...Copy !req
1129. Hey.Copy !req
1130. Thank you.Copy !req
1131. A bulldozer.Copy !req
1132. You know, you can buy
almost anything on eBay.Copy !req
1133. I just hope it comes
with a manual.Copy !req
1134. Hey... Shit.Copy !req
1135. A manual and a warranty.Copy !req
1136. She was so young.Copy !req
1137. Hey, uh...Copy !req
1138. Phil would like to
talk to you immediately.Copy !req
1139. I'll be right back, okay?Copy !req
1140. Okay.Copy !req
1141. Hey there.Copy !req
1142. Oof!Copy !req
1143. Why you smoking that garbage?
I got something nice.Copy !req
1144. I'm Todd. Do you swim?Copy !req
1145. You dare...Copy !req
1146. Bringing another
woman here? Tonight?Copy !req
1147. Phil, it's not
what you think...Copy !req
1148. How fuckin' dare you?Copy !req
1149. Every day!
I wake up thinking, why her?Copy !req
1150. It should've been you!Copy !req
1151. Signed.Copy !req
1152. So, Karen.Copy !req
1153. Can I feel your tits?Copy !req
1154. Julia's mother and I,
and her husband,Copy !req
1155. would like to thank you allCopy !req
1156. for sharing
this special evening.Copy !req
1157. For those of you who were
fortunate enoughCopy !req
1158. to be a part of Julia's life,Copy !req
1159. you know what a wonderful
person she was.Copy !req
1160. Yeah, everything's fine.Copy !req
1161. A beautiful soul.Copy !req
1162. So many memories.Copy !req
1163. Wouldn't even know
where to begin.Copy !req
1164. But I do know this.Copy !req
1165. I would trade
every one of themCopy !req
1166. for one more minute
with our daughter.Copy !req
1167. Julia brought out
the best in people.Copy !req
1168. That was her gift.Copy !req
1169. Now, throughCopy !req
1170. the Julia Eastwood-Mitchell
scholarship fund,Copy !req
1171. that gift will be her legacy.Copy !req
1172. I'd like to introduce
three young adultsCopy !req
1173. so outstanding
in their characterCopy !req
1174. and academic achievementsCopy !req
1175. that we couldn't choose
just one recipient.Copy !req
1176. So please welcome
our first-year scholars:Copy !req
1177. Jennifer Williams.Copy !req
1178. Benjamin Howard!Copy !req
1179. And the backstroke
record-holder himself,Copy !req
1180. Todd Koehler!Copy !req
1181. Thank you.Copy !req
1182. Sorry.Copy !req
1183. Did she tell you
she was pregnant?Copy !req
1184. Last year.Copy !req
1185. Did you know?Copy !req
1186. Why didn't she tell me?Copy !req
1187. You wanna know why?Copy !req
1188. It wasn't yours.Copy !req
1189. She was seeing someone.Copy !req
1190. And I took her
for the procedure.Copy !req
1191. I wish she'd kept it.Copy !req
1192. Here's your refund.Copy !req
1193. Keep the change.Copy !req
1194. Davis.Copy !req
1195. Davis.Copy !req
1196. Hey. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1197. How is he?Copy !req
1198. They're not saying much.
He's, uh, still in surgery.Copy !req
1199. It was six of them
beating the shit out of him.Copy !req
1200. I feel like it's all my fault.Copy !req
1201. I had one fuckin' job.Copy !req
1202. Miss Moreno!Copy !req
1203. Baby? Hey.Copy !req
1204. Honey?Copy !req
1205. Listen to me.Copy !req
1206. I won't let anyone
hurt you ever again.Copy !req
1207. And I won't hurt you either.Copy !req
1208. I just want you to be
who you are.Copy !req
1209. You hear me?Copy !req
1210. I'll do better, I promise.Copy !req
1211. And when you wake up,
you are in so much trouble.Copy !req
1212. Thank you.Copy !req
1213. What's your name?Copy !req
1214. Michael.Copy !req
1215. I know about
everything, Michael.Copy !req
1216. And it's okay.Copy !req
1217. I just hope that
you cared for herCopy !req
1218. because she deserved that.Copy !req
1219. I don't know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
1220. I was in the other car.Copy !req
1221. I was, uh...Copy !req
1222. driving the car
that hit you.Copy !req
1223. And I've been
trying to, um...Copy !req
1224. I've been trying...Copy !req
1225. I'm sorry.
It's okay, man.Copy !req
1226. I'm so sorry.
It's okay, man.Copy !req
1227. "Not my chair,
not my problem."Copy !req
1228. Is that what you say?Copy !req
1229. You got two minutes.Copy !req
1230. Thank you for
meeting me, Phil.Copy !req
1231. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1232. Um...Copy !req
1233. There was love
between me and Julia.Copy !req
1234. I just didn't
take care of it.Copy !req
1235. I think the
scholarship is...Copy !req
1236. It's good.
I think that it's good.Copy !req
1237. I understand it. Um...Copy !req
1238. But I wanna do
something else for her.Copy !req
1239. And, uh, I was
wondering if, um...Copy !req
1240. you'd wanna be
a part of it.Copy !req
1241. Could I...Copy !req
1242. Go ahead, have a seat.Copy !req
1243. Dear Davis,
thanks for your letter.Copy !req
1244. I'm recovering slowly
but surely.Copy !req
1245. Despite the ass-kicking,
I must say,Copy !req
1246. being myself feels good.Copy !req
1247. By the way,
Mom left Carl, FYI.Copy !req
1248. Ten! Nine! Eight!Copy !req
1249. I have a little gift for you.Copy !req
1250. Seven! Six! Five! Four!Copy !req
1251. Be at Pier 64 this Saturday
at 11:00 a.m. Sharp.Copy !req
1252. Three! Two! One!Copy !req
1253. Trust me.Copy !req
1254. Yeah!Copy !req
1255. P. S. Go fuck yourself.Copy !req
1256. Warmest regards,
Davis C. Mitchell.Copy !req
1257. Captioned by DeluxeCopy !req