1. - Is that where she keeps it?
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
2. Come on! Come on!Copy !req
3. I'll have my revenge...Copy !req
4. and Deathstalker, too!Copy !req
5. Let me go! Let me go!Copy !req
6. Quiet, or you'll eat
steel for dinner.Copy !req
7. Looks like you've eaten
everything else.Copy !req
8. Shut up, you little wench.Copy !req
9. This town's got no room
for beggars!Copy !req
10. I am not a beggar.
I'm a seer.Copy !req
11. Even the king knows that.Copy !req
12. All too well, girl.Copy !req
13. You're lucky to get away
with your life.Copy !req
14. Look, his highness
asked for a prophecy,Copy !req
15. and that's what he got.Copy !req
16. In my kingdom,
a man would delightCopy !req
17. to learn his wife
would soon be with child.Copy !req
18. But not by another man,
eh, Marco?Copy !req
19. I call 'em as I
see 'em, good or bad.Copy !req
20. Even I can predict what's gonna
happen to you.Copy !req
21. Give me a break!Copy !req
22. How's an oracle supposed
to make a living?Copy !req
23. The king wants you
off the castle grounds. Now!Copy !req
24. You can't treat me like this!Copy !req
25. - I'm a Princess!
- Right, right...Copy !req
26. - and I'm Merlin the magician!
- Yeah!Copy !req
27. Now, be off with you,
"Princess of beggars."Copy !req
28. You'll be sorry!Copy !req
29. You're the one
that's gonna be sorry.Copy !req
30. Let's get her!Copy !req
31. Here.Copy !req
32. - You know, boys.
- Who the hell are you?Copy !req
33. Ordinarily, I don't
mind seeing a womanCopy !req
34. get a good beating,
if she deserves it.Copy !req
35. Yeah?Copy !req
36. But this doesn't look
like much of a contest to me.Copy !req
37. You picked the wrong
town to stop in, stranger.Copy !req
38. He's gonna stop
here permanently.Copy !req
39. You know who we are?Copy !req
40. The village idiot
and the two runners-up?Copy !req
41. Get him!Copy !req
42. Yeah!Copy !req
43. Hey, take it easy!
I don't even know these guys.Copy !req
44. Hi.Copy !req
45. Hello.Copy !req
46. Whoo!Copy !req
47. Whoa.Copy !req
48. Whoa.Copy !req
49. Oh, gets 'em every time.Copy !req
50. Now, I got a nice,
big room upstairs.Copy !req
51. What do you say, the three of us
go up there and...Copy !req
52. - I need to talk to you.
- Line forms to the right.Copy !req
53. You gotta help me!Copy !req
54. One rescue a day,
that's my policy.Copy !req
55. It's a matter of life and death.Copy !req
56. Do the words, "walk east till your
hat floats" mean anything to ya?Copy !req
57. Hey you, Princess, I thought
we told you to get out of town.Copy !req
58. Come here.Copy !req
59. Get him!Copy !req
60. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
61. What are you doing?Copy !req
62. Look out!Copy !req
63. Behind you!Copy !req
64. Come on! Come on,
the back door! Let's go!Copy !req
65. Let's get out of here!Copy !req
66. - After them!
- To your horses men!Copy !req
67. Yah! Yah!Copy !req
68. Yah!Copy !req
69. - I'm Evie.
- Deathstalker.Copy !req
70. - Deathstalker?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
71. Is that your first name
or your last name?Copy !req
72. They're gaining!Copy !req
73. You're good.Copy !req
74. - Helps in my line of work.
- What line of work is that?Copy !req
75. Oh, I like to call it the wealth
redistribution business.Copy !req
76. Oh, so you rob from the rich
and give to the poor?Copy !req
77. No, I rob from the rich
and pretty much keep it.Copy !req
78. Do you think we lost 'em?Copy !req
79. You gotta get up pretty
early in the morning,Copy !req
80. to catch the prince of thieves.Copy !req
81. It is pretty early
in the morning!Copy !req
82. - Hold it! Which way they go?
- I don't know.Copy !req
83. - You go north.
- I'll head south.Copy !req
84. I'll double back.
We'll meet here.Copy !req
85. - But find him!
- Yah!Copy !req
86. Yep.Copy !req
87. I think we finally lost them.Copy !req
88. - Starvin' here.
- Just a second.Copy !req
89. Haven't had a thing to eatCopy !req
90. since last night at Abud's.Copy !req
91. Here, try it.
It's my specialty.Copy !req
92. Oh, your specialty, huh?Copy !req
93. Like it?Copy !req
94. Mmm.Copy !req
95. Good. Very good.Copy !req
96. Um...Copy !req
97. Can I have some
water, too, please?Copy !req
98. Thank you.
That was great. Great.Copy !req
99. Boy, you must have
really been hungry!Copy !req
100. Mm-hm.Copy !req
101. - More?
- Oh, no!Copy !req
102. Couldn't eat another bite.
Couldn't eat another bite.Copy !req
103. I know I kinda messed
things up for you before...Copy !req
104. Excuse me.
Just... struck me funny.Copy !req
105. But I'm willing
to make it up to you.Copy !req
106. I'm listening.Copy !req
107. I can tell your future.Copy !req
108. No, really!Copy !req
109. I'm a seer. It's a gift
I've had since childhood.Copy !req
110. Okay, things can't get
much worse, I guess.Copy !req
111. ShootCopy !req
112. spirits of tomorrow...Copy !req
113. Hear my call!Copy !req
114. Wanna keep that to a minimum?Copy !req
115. I see you embarking
on a heroic quest.Copy !req
116. It shall become legend!Copy !req
117. And storytellers shall
recount your many exploitsCopy !req
118. down through the ages.Copy !req
119. Well, I sure hope
they get my name right.Copy !req
120. An image is coming to me.Copy !req
121. Yes. I see it so clear!Copy !req
122. A young woman.
No! A Princess.Copy !req
123. A Princess?Copy !req
124. - She rich?
- She's calling to you.Copy !req
125. Help me!Copy !req
126. Help me, Deathstalker!Copy !req
127. Only you can save me!Copy !req
128. She's in trouble?Copy !req
129. Oh, big trouble.Copy !req
130. A matter of life or death.Copy !req
131. Why?Copy !req
132. - What?
- I see someone else.Copy !req
133. Dark and evil.Copy !req
134. This is bad.Copy !req
135. This is real bad.Copy !req
136. The Princess is being
imprisoned by Jarek,Copy !req
137. an evil sorcerer.Copy !req
138. Are there any other kind?Copy !req
139. He's also a great swordsman.Copy !req
140. Even greater than Deathstalker.Copy !req
141. - Better than me?
- Wait!Copy !req
142. He's laughing at you.Copy !req
143. Come and get me, Deathstalker,Copy !req
144. if you dare.Copy !req
145. The sorcerer...
Where do I find him?Copy !req
146. In the land of Jzafir.Copy !req
147. Where the hell is that?Copy !req
148. Oh, it's a long
and perilous journey.Copy !req
149. Ah, figures.Copy !req
150. Many dangers, witches,
dragons, ogres.Copy !req
151. Must cut down
on the tourist trade!Copy !req
152. You shall confront them all,
emerge victorious,Copy !req
153. and reap a fabulous reward.Copy !req
154. The all-seeing eye never lies.Copy !req
155. And this is gonna get
me into the legends?Copy !req
156. Right up there with Conan!Copy !req
157. Whoa!Copy !req
158. Uh...Copy !req
159. Sorry. You all right?Copy !req
160. Yes.Copy !req
161. Well, what about the reward?Copy !req
162. When I know more,
you'll know more.Copy !req
163. Well, that settles it
then. I'm out of here.Copy !req
164. Where you goin'?Copy !req
165. Let's go.Copy !req
166. I'm not getting any
younger, you know!Copy !req
167. Go?Copy !req
168. To Jzafir? Now?Copy !req
169. You got it, sis.Copy !req
170. Wait a minute!
Well, wait a minute!Copy !req
171. There's still more soup!Copy !req
172. Next.Copy !req
173. - Have you found the Princess yet?
- I'm working on it.Copy !req
174. She won't get far.Copy !req
175. You should have never
let her escape.Copy !req
176. She might come back
and take the throne.Copy !req
177. A waif pretending
to be a Princess?Copy !req
178. Who would believe it?Copy !req
179. Why don't you just... kill her?Copy !req
180. Evie, darling,Copy !req
181. we've gone over this
a dozen times before.Copy !req
182. I created you from the
original soul of the Princess.Copy !req
183. An exact duplicate
in all respects.Copy !req
184. Unfortunately, I haven't
had time to work out the bugs.Copy !req
185. In other words,
if she dies...Copy !req
186. You die.Copy !req
187. But once I've made a few minor
adjustments in the formula,Copy !req
188. I can duplicate anyone.Copy !req
189. Then eliminate the original.Copy !req
190. Now, my dear, please run along.Copy !req
191. These brief practice sessions
are the...Copy !req
192. Only leisure I allow myself.Copy !req
193. And I enjoy them so much more... alone.Copy !req
194. I'll be in my chamber...Copy !req
195. waiting.Copy !req
196. As you wish, my dear.
As you wish.Copy !req
197. Next!Copy !req
198. Sultana.Copy !req
199. You know how I
hate standing in line.Copy !req
200. You look marvelous.Copy !req
201. Lovely as a rose.Copy !req
202. We can dispense with
pleasantries, if you don't mind.Copy !req
203. After what you've done to me,Copy !req
204. I'd hardly call this visit a pleasure.Copy !req
205. Whatever do you mean, my dear?Copy !req
206. You never would have been able to putCopy !req
207. that little blonde bitch of yours
up on the throne without my help.Copy !req
208. Let alone, get rid of the real one.Copy !req
209. You were paid handsomely.Copy !req
210. I did not come here to bicker
with you, Jarek, my dear.Copy !req
211. I have a proposition for you.Copy !req
212. You wish to have the
Princess Evie returned to you.Copy !req
213. I wish to settle a score
with a certain varletCopy !req
214. who is escorting her back here.Copy !req
215. I have a man shadowing them now.Copy !req
216. Doubtless, you'll remember
Chin, the buccaneer?Copy !req
217. Chin, the one-eye?Copy !req
218. The man's a second-rate amateur.Copy !req
219. In any event, you will assist him.Copy !req
220. Evie is mine.Copy !req
221. - And the meddler?
- Deathstalker.Copy !req
222. Deathstalker?Copy !req
223. Oh, very well, he's yours. Enjoy.Copy !req
224. Done.Copy !req
225. - Always a pleasure, Sultana.
- Likewise, I'm sure.Copy !req
226. Next!Copy !req
227. Which way, oh mighty oracle?Copy !req
228. Why do they call you
the prince of thieves?Copy !req
229. Because I'm the best.Copy !req
230. But you're not a real prince?Copy !req
231. Which way?Copy !req
232. The west road.Copy !req
233. - Are you sure?
- Absolutely.Copy !req
234. The crystal ball
never lets me down.Copy !req
235. The west road.Copy !req
236. You're sure about that?Copy !req
237. The west road.Copy !req
238. If you had the chance
to marry a real Princess,Copy !req
239. would you do it?Copy !req
240. No, I wouldn't.Copy !req
241. Why not?Copy !req
242. Because being a Princess
brings out the worst in a woman.Copy !req
243. Always whinin' and
poutin', and actin'Copy !req
244. like a spoiled little brat,
if they don't get their own way all...Copy !req
245. Give it to me, Chin.
What do you got?Copy !req
246. Deathstalker's as
good as in the grave.Copy !req
247. Look sailor, don't carve
a tombstone so readily.Copy !req
248. He has as many lives, as a cat.Copy !req
249. And remember,
the last one belongs to me.Copy !req
250. If he's made of flesh
and blood, he can die.Copy !req
251. Never underestimate
the strength of an enemy.Copy !req
252. Especially an accomplished
fighter like Stalker.Copy !req
253. You telling me how
to do my job, Sultana?Copy !req
254. Just giving you
some friendly advice.Copy !req
255. Well, keep it to yourself.Copy !req
256. I'll bring Stalker
to you on a platter.Copy !req
257. Like a piece of raw meat.Copy !req
258. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
259. Yeah! I've got just
the butchers to do it!Copy !req
260. Say hello to crazy Otto Reingold,
the mad Prussian,Copy !req
261. solely responsible
for the Lemurian massacresCopy !req
262. that killed hundreds
and left thousands homeless.Copy !req
263. I'm sure you recognize
Ed "the head" Schamanski.Copy !req
264. Five years on the
Genghis Khan strike force,Copy !req
265. part-time consultant
to Attila the Hun.Copy !req
266. Next.Copy !req
267. John "the baptist" Bombaso.
Drowning's his specialty.Copy !req
268. Beside him...Copy !req
269. Nick "the crippler" of Kashmir.Copy !req
270. I think his name says it all.Copy !req
271. And last, but not least,
the real find,Copy !req
272. Buddy "footstool" Laroza,Copy !req
273. only recently dismissed
by Ivan the Terrible...Copy !req
274. for excessive brutality.Copy !req
275. Still skeptical?Copy !req
276. You bet I am.Copy !req
277. Suit yourself.Copy !req
278. Come on, boys.Copy !req
279. Okay, men.
Let him have it!Copy !req
280. Close, men, but
don't kill... Not yet.Copy !req
281. I think we better
find another way.Copy !req
282. Oh, really? You think so?Copy !req
283. West road, right!Copy !req
284. I oughta...Copy !req
285. - Who are they?
- You tell me. You're the seer.Copy !req
286. Well, they're trying to kill us.Copy !req
287. Somebody give the lady a cigar.Copy !req
288. Look, if they were
trying to kill us,Copy !req
289. they could have done it
way back down the road.Copy !req
290. No, they're...
they're after something.Copy !req
291. You sure you're
telling me everything?Copy !req
292. I told you it was gonna be a long
and perilous journey, didn't I?Copy !req
293. Yeah, yeah, witches, ogres,
all that bad stuff.Copy !req
294. You and your visions!Copy !req
295. Knew these would come in handy.Copy !req
296. Where you goin'?Copy !req
297. - Just stay put.
- I wanna help.Copy !req
298. You've done plenty already.Copy !req
299. That'll be fine, boys.
Save your arrows.Copy !req
300. Whew.Copy !req
301. Stalker? Stalker!Copy !req
302. There... huh?Copy !req
303. Throw your sword down...Copy !req
304. Or I'll cut her pretty, little throat.Copy !req
305. Go ahead. Cut it.Copy !req
306. You rat!Copy !req
307. You were gonna let him kill me!Copy !req
308. Now, would I do
a thing like that?Copy !req
309. Come on, let's go find that
horse and get the hell out of here.Copy !req
310. Oh!Copy !req
311. And, uh, would you
mind taking that knifeCopy !req
312. out of that guy for me?Copy !req
313. It's the only one I got left.Copy !req
314. Ew!Copy !req
315. - Wait a minute!
- What do you want now?Copy !req
316. Were you really
gonna let him kill me?Copy !req
317. Deathstalker, you weren't really
gonna let him kill me, were you?Copy !req
318. Huh? No, you wouldn't do that?
Deathstalker!Copy !req
319. Ah, you're back!
Minus the fearless five.Copy !req
320. You should have listened to me.Copy !req
321. You wanna bitch?
Bitch to Jarek.Copy !req
322. I'm calling him right now.Copy !req
323. - What news have you?
- Bad news, lord Jarek.Copy !req
324. I hate bad news.
It spoils my day.Copy !req
325. I got an idea.Copy !req
326. Come closer.Copy !req
327. I'll kill that son of
a bitch if it kills me.Copy !req
328. You may rest
assured that it will.Copy !req
329. So long, sailor.Copy !req
330. Well, look what we have here.Copy !req
331. Spooky, huh?Copy !req
332. Yeah.Copy !req
333. Stalker...Copy !req
334. I still don't understand
why you want to break in there.Copy !req
335. Because we're broke, that's why.Copy !req
336. What's that got to do with anything?Copy !req
337. That's a family mausoleum.Copy !req
338. There are probably...Copy !req
339. More jewels in there,
than we can carry out.Copy !req
340. You're about to become
a very rich woman.Copy !req
341. I was just starting
to enjoy poverty.Copy !req
342. Come on, where's your
sense of adventure?Copy !req
343. This isn't adventure.
It's just damn scary!Copy !req
344. Yeah, but, uh...
when the legends told...Copy !req
345. I want people to think
we faced this bravely.Copy !req
346. When the legend's told,Copy !req
347. nobody's gonna believe
we were this stupid!Copy !req
348. - Stalker.
- Huh?Copy !req
349. I heard somewhere it was
bad luck to walk over graves.Copy !req
350. I heard it was only
the open ones.Copy !req
351. - Wait a minute!
- What?Copy !req
352. I just remembered... my hut.Copy !req
353. I left the door unlocked.
We gotta go back!Copy !req
354. - You don't have a door?
- I don't?Copy !req
355. No.Copy !req
356. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
357. What was that?Copy !req
358. The wind.Copy !req
359. It should get oiled.
It came from in there.Copy !req
360. You bet it did.Copy !req
361. Stalker, you're not
really going in there?Copy !req
362. - Don't go in there. It's dark.
- Look, relax, will ya?Copy !req
363. Whew!Copy !req
364. Well, come on in.
What are you waiting for?Copy !req
365. Ah, come on, it's a little smelly,
but what could happen?Copy !req
366. Stalker!Copy !req
367. Stalker.Copy !req
368. You know...Copy !req
369. Grave robbing is not
only morally repulsive,Copy !req
370. but I believe it carries a rather
stiff penalty, in these parts.Copy !req
371. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
372. Forgive me for not
introducing myself properly.Copy !req
373. But I assumed a
person with even yourCopy !req
374. limited deductive powers,
could have guessed.Copy !req
375. Jarek.Copy !req
376. Stalker.Copy !req
377. Stalker!Copy !req
378. Get out here!
Stalker, get out here!Copy !req
379. I'd offer you my hand, sir.Copy !req
380. But it's both tiring and inconvenientCopy !req
381. to be at two places at once...Copy !req
382. Even for a sorcerer.Copy !req
383. So if you'll be so
good as to excuse me,Copy !req
384. I have a rather pressing
engagement to attend to.Copy !req
385. And, oh, by the way...Copy !req
386. I've arranged one for you as well.Copy !req
387. Stalker!Copy !req
388. Ah! Son of a bitch.Copy !req
389. Ah! The old crushing
wall routine, huh?Copy !req
390. You couldn't do better than this?Copy !req
391. Me and my big mouth...Copy !req
392. Stalker! Stalker!Copy !req
393. Stalker!Copy !req
394. Stalker!Copy !req
395. Stalker!Copy !req
396. Gotta be a secret lever
around here someplace.Copy !req
397. Uh-huh!Copy !req
398. Yipe!Copy !req
399. Stalker!Copy !req
400. Stalker!Copy !req
401. Stalker!Copy !req
402. Stalker!Copy !req
403. Stalker! Get out here!Copy !req
404. Stalker!Copy !req
405. Gosh, leave you
alone for five minutes,Copy !req
406. look what happens.Copy !req
407. Come on!Copy !req
408. Come on!Copy !req
409. I'm comin'! I'm comin'!Copy !req
410. Yah! Yah!Copy !req
411. Come on! Yah!Copy !req
412. Don't you know another tune?Copy !req
413. Get out of here!Copy !req
414. It's happening again!Copy !req
415. Guards! Guards!Copy !req
416. No! No!Copy !req
417. No!Copy !req
418. Dinner is served, your majesty.Copy !req
419. - Did you see the face on her?
- Too bad. Nice body, though!Copy !req
420. Come.Copy !req
421. I won't bite.Copy !req
422. You know, something
funny is going on here.Copy !req
423. First, we get
attacked by bandits.Copy !req
424. Then those damned
zombies. What's next?Copy !req
425. Don't answer that!Copy !req
426. Every time, it's like
they're waiting for us.Copy !req
427. This jarek guy is playing for keeps.Copy !req
428. I told you the path
would be filled with perils.Copy !req
429. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
430. We can forget the
legend, if you want to.Copy !req
431. There's still time to turn back.Copy !req
432. Reward's still up for grabs, isn't it?Copy !req
433. Uh-huh.Copy !req
434. Who said anything
about turning back?Copy !req
435. Not me.Copy !req
436. Here...Copy !req
437. Looks like you could use this.Copy !req
438. What are you gonna use?Copy !req
439. The fire won't last
but a few more minutes.Copy !req
440. - I'll be all right.
- Are you sure?Copy !req
441. There's plenty of blanket here.Copy !req
442. Nah.Copy !req
443. Oh, okay...Copy !req
444. - Isn't it cozy?
- Yeah, I think so.Copy !req
445. - Stalker?
- Hmm?Copy !req
446. Is that your sword
or you just happy to see me?Copy !req
447. Well, what's the old crystal
ball say about this one?Copy !req
448. Just follow the road to Bagoth,Copy !req
449. turn west at a tree
that looks like a rock,Copy !req
450. where you cross a dry riverbed,
where the water is more shallow.Copy !req
451. What? Dry river—Copy !req
452. Just... just follow the mountains!Copy !req
453. Okay!Copy !req
454. Not gonna be any zombies
or anything, are there?Copy !req
455. It's a clear road. No surprises.Copy !req
456. - No surprises?
- No surprises.Copy !req
457. No surprises?Copy !req
458. Some oracle
you turned out to be!Copy !req
459. Three out of four's not bad!Copy !req
460. Uh, why I oughta...Copy !req
461. Rough crowd!Copy !req
462. - Look, I—
- Let me do the talking.Copy !req
463. Now listen.Copy !req
464. I think there's been some mistake.
Maybe you haven't heard of me.Copy !req
465. Silence!Copy !req
466. Haven't we met before?Copy !req
467. No, no, no.
I don't think so.Copy !req
468. I would have remembered.Copy !req
469. You look a lot like Evie of Jzafir,
the demon Princess,Copy !req
470. who raids our camps
and burns our crops,Copy !req
471. and steals our men.Copy !req
472. Me? A Princess?Copy !req
473. Do I look like a Princess to you?Copy !req
474. No.Copy !req
475. But my name is Reena.
Reena the seer.Copy !req
476. - Reena?
- Oh, yeah...Copy !req
477. Her name's Reena, all right.
Reena the seer.Copy !req
478. Reena the liar.Copy !req
479. Oh, well, maybe
I've made a mistake.Copy !req
480. Yeah, uh, well...Copy !req
481. Now that we've, uh, cleared
up this little misunderstanding,Copy !req
482. and we're all friends again...Copy !req
483. Uh... Maybe we could
just be on our way.Copy !req
484. The girl may go...Copy !req
485. but not you...Copy !req
486. Deathstalker.Copy !req
487. So, you have heard of me.Copy !req
488. Oh, yes.Copy !req
489. Your legend precedes you.Copy !req
490. Your exploits as a womanizer
are well known in these parts.Copy !req
491. Well, I am more of
a lover than a fighter.Copy !req
492. - I hope not.
- Huh?Copy !req
493. You'll be put on trial for your
crimes against womanhood.Copy !req
494. Trial?Copy !req
495. - Trial?
- Trial...Copy !req
496. by combat!Copy !req
497. Used to be able to do this great.Copy !req
498. How's it goin'?Copy !req
499. It's a farce!Copy !req
500. I can beat any of these womenCopy !req
501. with my hands
tied behind my back.Copy !req
502. That's the spirit!Copy !req
503. Come on! Come on!
Let's get goin'!Copy !req
504. Let's get in the ring!Copy !req
505. Okay, okay, I'm goin'.
Stop shovin'...Copy !req
506. - Deathstalker!
- Here it comes.Copy !req
507. According to our laws,
we must settleCopy !req
508. all serious disputes
in a trial by combat.Copy !req
509. Your opponent, in this contest,Copy !req
510. shall be none other than Gorgo.Copy !req
511. Our fiercest warrior,Copy !req
512. and my champion!Copy !req
513. Gorgo! Gorgo! Gorgo!Copy !req
514. I could beat her
with my eyes closed.Copy !req
515. Gorgo! Gorgo!Copy !req
516. Gorgo, come on down!Copy !req
517. It's taking candy from
a baby. You name it!Copy !req
518. Did you see her?Copy !req
519. - Stalker.
- Shut up, will ya?Copy !req
520. - Shut up.
- Stalker!Copy !req
521. Look, I could beat her
with my eyes closed.Copy !req
522. Gorgo! Gorgo!Copy !req
523. I think you should keep
at least one eye open.Copy !req
524. What are you talking about?
What?Copy !req
525. Gorgo! Gorgo! Gorgo!Copy !req
526. Get back!Copy !req
527. Gorgo! Gorgo! Gorgo!Copy !req
528. This is, of course,
a fight to the death.Copy !req
529. Naturally.Copy !req
530. No mercy.Copy !req
531. Well...Copy !req
532. - may the best man—
- GrrrCopy !req
533. Skip it.Copy !req
534. Let the fight begin!Copy !req
535. That's a nice outfit.Copy !req
536. You have to buy your clothes
at a special store?Copy !req
537. Gorgo! Gorgo! Gorgo!Copy !req
538. Get up! All right, come on.Copy !req
539. Whoa!Copy !req
540. Gorgo! Gorgo! Gorgo!Copy !req
541. Boo!Copy !req
542. And stay down!Copy !req
543. Boo!Copy !req
544. Come on.Copy !req
545. Here's what you gotta do:
Stay away from her,Copy !req
546. wear her out, run her down,
then attack!Copy !req
547. Attack! Yeah...Copy !req
548. If I'm still alive,
I'll have her in five.Copy !req
549. Six, maybe.
Seven at the outside.Copy !req
550. Go get her, tiger!Copy !req
551. Gorgo! Gorgo! Gorgo!Copy !req
552. Whoa!Copy !req
553. Gorgo! Gorgo! Gorgo!Copy !req
554. No, not the hair!
Not the hair!Copy !req
555. Any... thing... but the... hair!Copy !req
556. Gorgo! Gorgo! Gorgo!Copy !req
557. Get up! Okay! Come on!Copy !req
558. Could I have just one
minute of your time?Copy !req
559. No!Copy !req
560. Gorgo! Gorgo! Gorgo!Copy !req
561. You're looking good out there.
You're doing a good job.Copy !req
562. Ease it up, and don't let her
get you with that right.Copy !req
563. I won't...Copy !req
564. You know, she may...
have the strength...Copy !req
565. I got the stamina...Copy !req
566. Go get her!Copy !req
567. Goddammit!Copy !req
568. Oh!Copy !req
569. Just where I want her now.
She's putty in my hands.Copy !req
570. Putty in my hand.Copy !req
571. No! No!Copy !req
572. Get tough! Get tough!Copy !req
573. Geronimo!Copy !req
574. Go for a spin!Copy !req
575. Come on.Copy !req
576. Jab! Jab! Jab!Copy !req
577. Kill her!Copy !req
578. Kill her! Kill her!Copy !req
579. Kill her!Copy !req
580. What are you doing?
This is a fight to the death!Copy !req
581. You wanna kill her?Copy !req
582. Do it yourself.Copy !req
583. That was incredible!
You were great!Copy !req
584. Thanks... Princess.Copy !req
585. Wait!Copy !req
586. Look...Copy !req
587. I know I haven't been
completely on the level with you.Copy !req
588. Yeah, you can say that again.Copy !req
589. I can't believe I boughtCopy !req
590. that whole bill of goods
you tried to sell me.Copy !req
591. - I bet you're not even a seer!
- Well, not a very good one.Copy !req
592. But I am a Princess...Copy !req
593. Or I was.Copy !req
594. Jarek made a double of
me, put her on the throne,Copy !req
595. and seized the kingdom.Copy !req
596. Oh, that's... that's good.
That's rich.Copy !req
597. Try it on the next sap you meet.Copy !req
598. Look...Copy !req
599. I escaped, I needed help,Copy !req
600. and I didn't know
whether you'd believe me.Copy !req
601. So you dangled fame
and fortune in front of me,Copy !req
602. like some kind of carrot?Copy !req
603. Didn't you think
I might help ya?Copy !req
604. Haven't you ever heard
of honor among thieves?Copy !req
605. You mean you would have
helped me without the money?Copy !req
606. I didn't say that!Copy !req
607. See?Copy !req
608. Look...Copy !req
609. Begging your highness's pardon,
but I'd rather be an obscure thiefCopy !req
610. than a famous fool.Copy !req
611. I want her here,
and I want her here now!Copy !req
612. Where the hell is she?Copy !req
613. Evie, darling.Copy !req
614. I'm sick of all this waiting around...Copy !req
615. While that little bitch is out there,Copy !req
616. plotting against me!Copy !req
617. Evie, darling, it's jarek.Copy !req
618. What do you want?Copy !req
619. I hate her!
I hate her! I hate her!Copy !req
620. Why haven't you found her yet?Copy !req
621. Patience, my little lovebird.
You needn't worry.Copy !req
622. I shall find her.Copy !req
623. You will be pleased
though, I think, to learnCopy !req
624. that I have achieved what I
believe to be a major breakthrough.Copy !req
625. I hope so.Copy !req
626. Every day I fade more and more!Copy !req
627. Soon, I'll cease to exist!Copy !req
628. Come with me to my chamber.
You shan't be disappointed.Copy !req
629. This better be good.Copy !req
630. I assure you, it will be good.Copy !req
631. In my hand...Copy !req
632. I hold the key to our success
and happiness, my darling.Copy !req
633. - The elixir.
- Elixir?Copy !req
634. An elixir which will sever your
ties to the real Princess forever.Copy !req
635. Now for the moment of triumph.Copy !req
636. A work of art, don't you think?Copy !req
637. I duplicated him
as I duplicated you.Copy !req
638. Now for the test.Copy !req
639. You may have the honor.Copy !req
640. Thank you.Copy !req
641. - It works!
- Naturally.Copy !req
642. You've made me so happy.Copy !req
643. Drink this, and our little
Princess is as good as dead.Copy !req
644. Thank you again.Copy !req
645. Have you girls
seen Deathstalker?Copy !req
646. No.Copy !req
647. - Have you seen Deathstalker?
- No.Copy !req
648. - Have you seen Deathstalker?
- There he is.Copy !req
649. Shall we drink, then, to your
magnificent battle tonight?Copy !req
650. And...Copy !req
651. the magnificent battle
yet to come.Copy !req
652. Which one's that?Copy !req
653. Oh, that!Copy !req
654. Your body's close to me...Copy !req
655. But your mind seems far away.Copy !req
656. Just... wait here, one minute.Copy !req
657. Don't go away.Copy !req
658. - Stalker?
- Hmm?Copy !req
659. Just think...Copy !req
660. Our lovemaking tonight may spawn
generations of leaders to come.Copy !req
661. The passion in our hearts will burn
like a great sensual fire.Copy !req
662. Melding our souls into
a whirlpool of unending ecstasy.Copy !req
663. - Sounds good to me.
- Tomorrow...Copy !req
664. My servant will awaken us at dawn.Copy !req
665. You gotta be kiddin'?Copy !req
666. After that fight, I was kinda
looking forward to sleeping in.Copy !req
667. Oh, no! That's not possible.Copy !req
668. The ceremony traditionally
is performed at daybreak.Copy !req
669. Ceremony?
What ceremony?Copy !req
670. Our wedding ceremony.Copy !req
671. Aw, shit!Copy !req
672. Excuse me, have you seen
the girl I was with?Copy !req
673. I think she left a half-hour ago.Copy !req
674. Thanks.Copy !req
675. I don't suppose you guys
are hunters,Copy !req
676. and I stepped
into your bear trap?Copy !req
677. Nah, I didn't think so.Copy !req
678. Ah!Copy !req
679. Now that you're up,
your royal highness,Copy !req
680. there are matters
we need to discuss.Copy !req
681. You!Copy !req
682. You're the one
who helped jarek!Copy !req
683. In all the excitement,
we never really didCopy !req
684. have a chance
to sit down and talk.Copy !req
685. But now we can fix all that.Copy !req
686. Where's Deathstalker?Copy !req
687. Why should I tell you anything?Copy !req
688. Huh?Copy !req
689. I can think of lots of reasons.Copy !req
690. Here's one.Copy !req
691. I'll never talk!Copy !req
692. And do you know why?Copy !req
693. Jarek needs to keep me alive.Copy !req
694. You kill me,
and you're as good as dead,Copy !req
695. and you know it.Copy !req
696. Do you know that I
could drop you, say,Copy !req
697. up to your waist, and you'd
still be very much alive?Copy !req
698. Now, where is Deathstalker?Copy !req
699. Somebody looking for me?Copy !req
700. - Stalker!
- You came back!Copy !req
701. By popular demand.Copy !req
702. Get him!Copy !req
703. It's payback time, Stalker!Copy !req
704. I'm all for it, of course.Copy !req
705. Stalker!Copy !req
706. What the matter?Copy !req
707. Nothing. I just think there's
a time and a place for everything.Copy !req
708. Well, the top half of you
may think it's the wrong time,Copy !req
709. but the bottom half definitely
knows it's the right place!Copy !req
710. Lord jarek,
we've recovered the body.Copy !req
711. Get her in here at once, fools!Copy !req
712. Will there be anything else, my lord?Copy !req
713. Out! Out!Copy !req
714. As you wish, my lord.Copy !req
715. Welcome back.Copy !req
716. Very interesting.Copy !req
717. Is there another way in?Copy !req
718. Of course.Copy !req
719. - Where do these tunnels go?
- Under the castle.Copy !req
720. What was that?Copy !req
721. The wind.Copy !req
722. Friend of yours?Copy !req
723. Looks like he died
with a gag in his mouth.Copy !req
724. Yeah, well if he did,Copy !req
725. he never got a chance to tell it.Copy !req
726. Stalker... I've got a feeling.Copy !req
727. - Don't say it. Just don't say it!
- But—Copy !req
728. Every time you have a vision,
something bad happens.Copy !req
729. - Stalker!
- Get out! Just get out of here!Copy !req
730. Hi, guys.Copy !req
731. Ah, Deathstalker...Copy !req
732. You needn't come
through the servant's entrance.Copy !req
733. I would have welcomed
you through the front gates.Copy !req
734. Oh, I've seen your
welcoming committee.Copy !req
735. You know, despite
your rather silly name,Copy !req
736. I hear you're quite
an extra ordinary swordsmen.Copy !req
737. Like a demonstration?Copy !req
738. Another time, perhaps.Copy !req
739. Oh God, I've forgotten,
there won't be another time.Copy !req
740. You see, I couldn't have possibly
attained my current position,Copy !req
741. by playing fair.Copy !req
742. Kill him.Copy !req
743. Stop!Copy !req
744. - He's mine!
- Sultana?Copy !req
745. I thought you was dead.Copy !req
746. Not hardly.Copy !req
747. Well, I must say, you're
lookin' better than ever.Copy !req
748. And it's, uh, really great
to be back here at the castle.Copy !req
749. Found her, boys!Copy !req
750. - Poor girl fell off her horse.
- What can we do?Copy !req
751. Check her heart.Copy !req
752. I think we revived her.Copy !req
753. Huh?Copy !req
754. Good evening, Deathstalker.Copy !req
755. Doesn't look too good from here.Copy !req
756. Where's the little Princess?Copy !req
757. You don't expect me to talk?Copy !req
758. No, no, no...Copy !req
759. I expect you to die.Copy !req
760. And I'm sorry to see you go.
We could have made a great team.Copy !req
761. There's still time.Copy !req
762. I'm afraid,
time has run out for you.Copy !req
763. Did you ever think
about joining our side?Copy !req
764. Good-bye, Deathstalker.Copy !req
765. I shoulda stood in bed.Copy !req
766. Mother.Copy !req
767. Princess wants to see ya.Copy !req
768. Dad got laid off.Copy !req
769. Things were tough for
our family for a long time.Copy !req
770. Nice digs.Copy !req
771. Most of my gentleman
callers bring flowers.Copy !req
772. Damn! My mistake.Copy !req
773. I must have given them
to the wrong Princess.Copy !req
774. I don't wanna shock ya,
but there's, uh, another girlCopy !req
775. running around here
that's a dead ringer for you.Copy !req
776. That little harlot is nothing
but a lying imposter.Copy !req
777. That's funny, 'cause that's exactly
what she said about you.Copy !req
778. Uh, say...Copy !req
779. Would you mind, uh,
calling off your hogs here?Copy !req
780. Big laughs, these guys.Copy !req
781. Next time I see 'em, it's gonna be
on a plate next to some eggs.Copy !req
782. Don't you think I look
like a Princess?Copy !req
783. You dress like a Princess.Copy !req
784. You walk like a Princess.Copy !req
785. You kiss like a Princess.Copy !req
786. But you sure don't
act like a Princess.Copy !req
787. Oh? And how's a
Princess supposed to act?Copy !req
788. I'm not sure...Copy !req
789. but I, uh, think you're start...Copy !req
790. I think you're starting
to get a handle on it.Copy !req
791. I think so, too.Copy !req
792. Oh, I could just eat you alive.Copy !req
793. Bones and everything?Copy !req
794. Mmm.Copy !req
795. And now you're mine, Stalker.Copy !req
796. What?Copy !req
797. I thought I told you
not to hang aroundCopy !req
798. with girls like that!Copy !req
799. Well, it was just her
looks that got to me.Copy !req
800. Oh, well, in that case.Copy !req
801. Uh, look...Copy !req
802. I don't want to sound
ungrateful or anything but...Copy !req
803. How the hell
did you get in here?Copy !req
804. You're forgetting one thing, bucko...Copy !req
805. This is my castle, my room...Copy !req
806. My bed, for crying out loud!Copy !req
807. And you think I don't know
where the secret passageways are?Copy !req
808. Well, uh, thanks.Copy !req
809. I thought you might need this.Copy !req
810. You sure you know where you're goin'?Copy !req
811. I got us here, didn't I?Copy !req
812. Yeah, but just tell
me one thing though.Copy !req
813. Why do secret passagewaysCopy !req
814. have to be so damn clammy and dark?Copy !req
815. Quit gripin'. We're almost here.Copy !req
816. Besides, I got a surprise for ya.Copy !req
817. Here we are.Copy !req
818. Some surprise.Copy !req
819. How do they say it,Copy !req
820. "out of the frying pan,
into the fire"?Copy !req
821. Yeah, that's how
they say it, all right.Copy !req
822. You can't possibly kill us all.
One against one hundred.Copy !req
823. Make that two against a hundred.Copy !req
824. Kill them.Copy !req
825. Hey!Copy !req
826. What about we even up
those odds considerably?Copy !req
827. Told ya I had a surprise.Copy !req
828. Get them!Copy !req
829. Where are you going?Copy !req
830. Leaving.Copy !req
831. You owe me your life.Copy !req
832. I owe nothing to any man, even you.Copy !req
833. Good luck,
'cause you're gonna need it.Copy !req
834. Get out of my way!Copy !req
835. What is going on here?Copy !req
836. I have a splitting headache.
I'm trying to get some sleep!Copy !req
837. You?Copy !req
838. Inside! Inside!Copy !req
839. It's not over yet.Copy !req
840. You okay?Copy !req
841. Guess you are.Copy !req
842. Come on, we got
business to attend to.Copy !req
843. How could you let this happen?
You've ruined my life!Copy !req
844. I gave you your life!Copy !req
845. Now, go to your chambers.
I'll be there shortly.Copy !req
846. Go.Copy !req
847. Throne room's that way.Copy !req
848. Where you goin'?Copy !req
849. There's only room
for one Princess in this castle.Copy !req
850. What're you gonna do?Copy !req
851. Can't tell ya.Copy !req
852. Girl talk.Copy !req
853. Oh.Copy !req
854. You bitch!Copy !req
855. Ew!Copy !req
856. Still ready for that demonstration?Copy !req
857. Spoken like a true gallant!Copy !req
858. And soon to be a legend.Copy !req
859. But not a living one.Copy !req
860. Up.Copy !req
861. Yay!Copy !req
862. Hey, Stalker...Copy !req
863. Look.Copy !req
864. Your highness shall speak now.Copy !req
865. This oughta be good.Copy !req
866. Come forward, Deathstalker.Copy !req
867. We've searched
through the kingdom's coffersCopy !req
868. for some expression
of our appreciationCopy !req
869. for your magnificent deeds.Copy !req
870. And that is?Copy !req
871. You're looking at it, bucko.Copy !req
872. You sure you made
the right choice?Copy !req
873. I don't know. Let me
consult my crystal ball.Copy !req
874. Uh...Copy !req
875. You won't be
needing this anymore.Copy !req
876. Ow!Copy !req
877. So, you really think our story is
gonna make it into the legends?Copy !req
878. Oh, more than that!Copy !req
879. A thousand years from now,Copy !req
880. players will re-enact all our exploits.Copy !req
881. Really?Copy !req
882. Well... I sure hope they get
a good-looking guy to play me!Copy !req
883. Ole!Copy !req
884. Stalker!Copy !req
885. God, I leave you
alone for five minutes,Copy !req
886. look what happens.
Ow!Copy !req
887. Goddammit, that's hot!Copy !req
888. Don't you think
I look like a Princess?Copy !req
889. You dress like a Princess.Copy !req
890. Oh, I hate these friggin' stairs!Copy !req
891. Excuse me.Copy !req
892. That's lunch! 30 minutes!Copy !req
893. Huh?Copy !req
894. Don't laugh at me!Copy !req