1. It's starting!
Rainbow Randolph!Copy !req
2. Welcome to The Rainbow Randolph show!Copy !req
3. Kidnet presents America's
f avorite kid-show host...Copy !req
4. the friendliest friend
on earth, Rainbow Randolph!Copy !req
5. Featuring Angelo Pike
and the Krinkle Kids!Copy !req
6. Friends come in all sizesCopy !req
7. That's right, Rainbow.Copy !req
8. Friends come in all sizes
That's a f act, it's trueCopy !req
9. All the colors of rainbow
From mauve to blueCopy !req
10. Their names are diff erent
Their shoes don't matchCopy !req
11. Some like to toss
While others to catchCopy !req
12. One might say "grasp"
While the other says "snatch"Copy !req
13. BecauseCopy !req
14. Friends come in all sizes
Take it from meCopy !req
15. Golly gee, size never matters
When you want some friendly patterCopy !req
16. From a pal who is trueCopy !req
17. And can lift you up when you're blueCopy !req
18. You can count on him
He can count on youCopy !req
19. It's trueCopy !req
20. Friends come in all sizes
Friends come in all sizesCopy !req
21. Yes, they doCopy !req
22. You know what else
comes in all sizes? Our products.Copy !req
23. They're there online f or you
at RainbowRandolph.com.Copy !req
24. Log on, it's not free.Copy !req
25. You'll let my boy dance up front?
Gets to sit in the chair?Copy !req
26. You want your booger-eater on my show?Copy !req
27. - of course.
- Yes, very much.Copy !req
28. Then don't tell me how to
run my fucking business.Copy !req
29. - we were just...
- I'll call you if a spot opens up.Copy !req
30. - Freeze!
- Drop the brief case!Copy !req
31. I never touched the money.Copy !req
32. FBI! You're under arrest.Copy !req
33. I'm Rainbow-fucking-Randolph!
Kids love me!Copy !req
34. You have the right to remain silent.
If you give up...Copy !req
35. Corruption in Krinkleland?Copy !req
36. Rainbow Randolph busted by f eds
in midtown Patsy's Bar.Copy !req
37. May I express that I am as shocked
and outraged by this as you.Copy !req
38. save it, stokes! we got nervous
sponsors and an angry public.Copy !req
39. - what are you gonna do?
- I've compiled a list of replacements...Copy !req
40. clean replacements?
with background checks?Copy !req
41. christ!
where do you dig up these people?Copy !req
42. I can assure you
that this network cannot survive...Copy !req
43. another Rainbow Randolph.Copy !req
44. Absolutely. It is my mission
to find a replacement.Copy !req
45. A perf ormer of character and honor.
Most importantly...Copy !req
46. squeaky-fucking-clean!Copy !req
47. squeaky clean, sir.Copy !req
48. - Buggy Ding Dong?
- Heroin mule.Copy !req
49. - square Dance Danny?
- wif e beater.Copy !req
50. - Princess Poppy?
- Don't bust my balls.Copy !req
51. - skippy Black and the Trolls?
- Deported. And the Trolls...Copy !req
52. who gives a shit? This is impossible.
I want to strangle Rainbow Randolph.Copy !req
53. squeeze his neck
until his eyes pop out!Copy !req
54. Bef ore f antasizing, let's save my ass.Copy !req
55. sorry, Frank.Copy !req
56. sheldon Mopes?Copy !req
57. Have we sunk to that level already?
Smoochy? what a sap!Copy !req
58. sap's just the pill we need.
Get your f eet off.Copy !req
59. He's a guy in a suit.
A f oamy. Fabric stuff er.Copy !req
60. They all are. Marginal talents,
off-Broadway runoff...Copy !req
61. Last I heard, he's playing
hospitals and nursing homes.Copy !req
62. - He's bottom rung.
- This is the guy!Copy !req
63. we can do better than Mopes.
He brings nothing to the table.Copy !req
64. Except ethics. Never a whiff of
controversy. He's a harmless cornball.Copy !req
65. - Don't make me.
- A bottle of syrup with legs!Copy !req
66. - Frank!
- Get me Smoochy!Copy !req
67. - Hello.
- Hi. This is Nora wells...Copy !req
68. Just kidding. It's a machine.
Leave a message or catch an appearance.Copy !req
69. I'm opening the children's wing
at the library.Copy !req
70. Or catch me at the
methadone clinic.Copy !req
71. Remember,
you can't change the world...Copy !req
72. - ... but you can make a dent.
- You bet.Copy !req
73. Thanks a lot, f ellas. Ladies, yeah.Copy !req
74. Looking at the f aces, I think it's
time to wrap things up.Copy !req
75. I'll close with a ditty.
You may recognize the tune.Copy !req
76. I took some liberties with the lyrics.
If you figure out the chorus, join in.Copy !req
77. We'll get you off that smack
Yes, we willCopy !req
78. We'll get you off that smack
Yes, we willCopy !req
79. We'll get you off that smack
We'll kick that monkey off your backCopy !req
80. And get your lif e on track
Yes, we willCopy !req
81. It's important to get
started now, though. You know why?Copy !req
82. Cause the smack can lead to crack
Yes, it canCopy !req
83. carl, you know what
I'm talking about.Copy !req
84. sing it with me now.Copy !req
85. Giving up that smack
Yes, we areCopy !req
86. Take it easy.Copy !req
87. Mr. Mopes?Copy !req
88. I saw your perf ormance.
It was very spirited.Copy !req
89. Thank you very much.Copy !req
90. sometimes I do a longer set, but...Copy !req
91. once the evening meds kick in,
it's pretty much sleepytime.Copy !req
92. Tough to get a sing-along.Copy !req
93. At least you know the smack's
knocking them out and not your singing.Copy !req
94. God, I hope so.Copy !req
95. can we talk f or a minute?Copy !req
96. I'm happy to do this, but we have
trained counselors who can help you.Copy !req
97. You came on the H train?Copy !req
98. - Riding the horse? on the juice?
- No.Copy !req
99. It's sweet of you to assume so.Copy !req
100. I'm Nora wells. I'm v.P.
of development f or Kidnet.Copy !req
101. - You work f or Kidnet?
- Yeah.Copy !req
102. - Are you serious?
- Yeah...Copy !req
103. as a heart attack.Copy !req
104. I'm glad I didn't know you were here.
That might have thrown me off.Copy !req
105. I was born November 11, 1970.
You know what else happened that day?Copy !req
106. The first Sesame Street.Copy !req
107. You wouldn't believe what it took
to get soy dogs here.Copy !req
108. Hello? People, wake up
and smell the future.Copy !req
109. organic, twice the protein
and nobody gets killed.Copy !req
110. I'm gonna get you on these
gluten-free buns.Copy !req
111. - we will change the world!
- All right, sheldon.Copy !req
112. Like I was saying,
my friends are always saying:Copy !req
113. "As talented as you are, if you don't
learn to sell yourself a little...Copy !req
114. you'll always be playing to a very
appreciative, but limited audience."Copy !req
115. spirulina with almond butter?Copy !req
116. - sure you don't wanna try?
- No.Copy !req
117. This is children's entertainment.Copy !req
118. It's about doing good work.Copy !req
119. Having integrity.Copy !req
120. A good show, with the f oundation
of a positive message.Copy !req
121. You can't build a f oundation with
plaster of Paris. You use concrete.Copy !req
122. That is concrete, sister.
That is integrity!Copy !req
123. I can see that.Copy !req
124. - sorry.
- Listen, Mr. Mopes.Copy !req
125. The reason I'm here...Copy !req
126. Kidnet is currently looking
f or a perf ormer...Copy !req
127. with convictions and integrity.Copy !req
128. somebody like yourself.Copy !req
129. Hold the phone.Copy !req
130. Kidnet is finally ready to pursue
a show of Smoochy caliber?Copy !req
131. I mean, to commit to Smoochy quality?Copy !req
132. Yes, I believe we're ready
to push ourselves to that level.Copy !req
133. I knew it!Copy !req
134. I knew it. I knew
if I waited long enough...Copy !req
135. I knew somebody
would come along one day...Copy !req
136. who took a look at me
and understood what I do.Copy !req
137. That's you. You get me.Copy !req
138. I'm afraid so.Copy !req
139. well, Nora wells,
Miss v.P. of Development...Copy !req
140. let's you and me go make history!Copy !req
141. I like it.Copy !req
142. Get your $50 bump f or working
in smoke this week.Copy !req
143. Hey, Angelo.Copy !req
144. I was a big f an of your work
with the Krinkle Kids.Copy !req
145. I appreciate you coming over
to be a Rhinette.Copy !req
146. A job's a job.Copy !req
147. see you out there.Copy !req
148. Where can you go when skies turn grayCopy !req
149. Where the sun always shines
And the animals playCopy !req
150. Where every day is a happy day
Well, Smoochy's here to show the wayCopy !req
151. Smoochy's Magic JungleCopy !req
152. It's a happy, it's a happy
Happy, happy placeCopy !req
153. Hip, hip, hip, hooray!Copy !req
154. I thought you weren't coming.
You'd f orgotten.Copy !req
155. Agreed to meet you.
I had a dinner engagement.Copy !req
156. Really? I used to have dinner
engagements. Four or five a night.Copy !req
157. Don't do this, Randy.Copy !req
158. I'd go to a restaurant,
10 guys reached f or my hat.Copy !req
159. I'd go to take a piss, they'd
clear the restroom. You know why?Copy !req
160. I'm Rainbow-fucking-Randolph,
that's why!Copy !req
161. You through?Copy !req
162. what? You got things to do?
You don't have time f or me?Copy !req
163. The guy who earned f or you? Put the
Armani surplus suits on your back?Copy !req
164. The coq au vin in your Brooklyn mouth.Copy !req
165. we helped each other.
Till someone messed up...Copy !req
166. who could that be?
Right, it was Rainbow-fucking-Randolph!Copy !req
167. For what? Ass-wipe money.Copy !req
168. You gotta fix this.
I want my old time slot back.Copy !req
169. I can't sit and watch that one-horn
carpetbagger get my time slot.Copy !req
170. He gets a free ride on my dime.Copy !req
171. come on. we got a history.Copy !req
172. There's nothing I can do f or you.
You're a pariah.Copy !req
173. - I can't even be seen with you.
- Don't do this to me.Copy !req
174. I'm going down f or the last time.Copy !req
175. They kicked me out of the penthouse.
I'm homeless.Copy !req
176. Put yourself in my capezios.Copy !req
177. The truth is, your shoes
have become my shoes.Copy !req
178. As long as he's on, everything's
by the book. No percentage, no skim.Copy !req
179. Network wanted squeaky clean
and they got it.Copy !req
180. Mopes is sparkling.Copy !req
181. Please?Copy !req
182. You got nothing left?Copy !req
183. Exactly. That's what I've been
trying to tell you.Copy !req
184. what's this?Copy !req
185. A Rain Forest Benefit freebie bag.
Disposable camera...Copy !req
186. Kahlua flavored peanuts...Copy !req
187. hand lotions, no animal-tested...Copy !req
188. Don't ever contact me again, Randy.Copy !req
189. Get out of the car.Copy !req
190. You know what to do
with the lotion, jerk-off.Copy !req
191. You'll get yours!Copy !req
192. The rhino too!Copy !req
193. wheels are turning!Copy !req
194. Even a guy who's squeaky clean
f alls into the mud.Copy !req
195. Smoochy and Rhinette dolls
would be sold separately.Copy !req
196. These are prototypes.
I've been assured...Copy !req
197. that all the bugs
will be worked out.Copy !req
198. Let's recap.Copy !req
199. Yes to the Smoochy ice cream,
the string cheese...Copy !req
200. the cola. We're in a dick-measuring
contest over the shampoo.Copy !req
201. Time out, people.
Let's hold the phone a second.Copy !req
202. If I might interject.
we need to re-examine our principles.Copy !req
203. we are still trying... Smoochy is
still trying to earn these kids' trust.Copy !req
204. we won't do that by selling
string cheese and shampoo and cola...Copy !req
205. which contains no less than
two addictive substances.Copy !req
206. we need to f ocus on putting together
the best show possible.Copy !req
207. Deliver a positive message,
without bells and whistles.Copy !req
208. can I get an amen, somebody?
Are you with me on this, team?Copy !req
209. Damn.Copy !req
210. I got that.Copy !req
211. shut the door, please.Copy !req
212. Now lock it.
Thanks.Copy !req
213. we're deciding if Smoochy-o's
are frosted or fruit-flavored.Copy !req
214. If anybody has a strong f eeling...Copy !req
215. our survey shows a dead heat.Copy !req
216. Frosted f or old and fruity f or young.Copy !req
217. Have them both. Good.Copy !req
218. - I like frosted. I like sweeter.
- Me too.Copy !req
219. As a kid I ate frosted.
Let's go the old-f ashioned way...Copy !req
220. I want to tell you honestly,
I f elt...Copy !req
221. Hey! Nora! wait up.Copy !req
222. I thought that was a good meeting
today. We tackled some hot issues.Copy !req
223. I f elt once or twice
my voice wasn't being heard.Copy !req
224. That's a conservative estimate.Copy !req
225. I want the show
to have weight. Substance.Copy !req
226. silly songs, absolutely,
but with a message.Copy !req
227. Guess how many compositions
I have in the Smoochy songbook.Copy !req
228. - Do you sense my lack of interest?
- over 300...Copy !req
229. on subjects from vegetables to
the importance of donating plasma.Copy !req
230. I'm a valuable resource, Nora.
Use me...Copy !req
231. okay, stop talking.
I'm gonna make this real easy f or you.Copy !req
232. The only reason you're on Tv is
because Rainbow Randolph is a scumbag.Copy !req
233. I didn't discover you.
I delivered you, like groceries.Copy !req
234. I got more emotional investment
in my nail polish.Copy !req
235. so don't peddle your sap to me.Copy !req
236. Your job is to smile
and nod your head.Copy !req
237. Look. I'm not literally comparing
captain Kangaroo to Jesus christ.Copy !req
238. I'm saying that the captain,
like christ...Copy !req
239. was someone you could
really believe in.Copy !req
240. with those guys...Copy !req
241. it wasn't about the bells and
whistles, it was all about the work.Copy !req
242. Especially Jesus.
I mean, f orget about it.Copy !req
243. I never saw anybody get
buzzed on orange juice.Copy !req
244. I'll tell you a secret: Pop
a little liquid alf alf a in it...Copy !req
245. it's blastoff time.Copy !req
246. Let me have a Five crown.Copy !req
247. - Hey.
- Smoochy the Rhino.Copy !req
248. That's me.Copy !req
249. I'm a big f an.Copy !req
250. That's the first time anybody
recognized me out of the suit.Copy !req
251. Burke Bennett.
Kid-show talent agent.Copy !req
252. - Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.Copy !req
253. Network goons are like that.
stokes tried to screw him...Copy !req
254. out of merchandising points.
claimed he had a warehouse full...Copy !req
255. of Dicky Dolls that weren't moving.
we're friends f or years.Copy !req
256. I say to him, "show me the warehouse."Copy !req
257. I walk out of there
with a check f or 100 grand...Copy !req
258. stokes is sitting
with his thumb up his ass.Copy !req
259. That's a great story, but the thing is,
with me, I don't care about that stuff.Copy !req
260. I don't care about Smoochy dolls,
chocolate, floor wax.Copy !req
261. I care about getting
creative input on my own show.Copy !req
262. You know, this rhino
came from my womb. Okay?Copy !req
263. I birthed him. I nursed him.Copy !req
264. Damn it, I ought to be
the one who raises him.Copy !req
265. It's all about the dough.
once you get money, you get power.Copy !req
266. once you get power, you can have
Smoochy walk out...Copy !req
267. with a dildo strapped to his head.Copy !req
268. I haven't thought of that idea.
I do see where you're going with this.Copy !req
269. when you wanna talk,
I'll cut the strings.Copy !req
270. I'll open the magic door f or you.Copy !req
271. well, how do you like that?Copy !req
272. I laid the groundwork.
He's a bank with a horn.Copy !req
273. You'll make more with him than
20 Randolphs.Copy !req
274. Important to the Parade of Hope.Copy !req
275. It's in the bag.
we might have to massage him.Copy !req
276. Don't make me
lose my smile, Burkey-Boy.Copy !req
277. A special batch of cookies
f or a very special rhino.Copy !req
278. How thoughtful of me.Copy !req
279. They're beautiful.Copy !req
280. You're going to learn about shame, my
dear Smoochy, and I'm your prof essor.Copy !req
281. can we talk? why was the
" Please and Thank You song" cut?Copy !req
282. It takes away from the "cookie song."Copy !req
283. The "cookie song"
is meaningless fluff without it.Copy !req
284. That's the lesson. The moral anchor.Copy !req
285. It's cut. And I want the
cookie lyrics changed back.Copy !req
286. I won't encourage kids to eat
a lot of sugar.Copy !req
287. I have to like myself.Copy !req
288. This is not a sprout f arm.
You're here to sell sugar and plastic.Copy !req
289. Do you hear yourself?
I won't do it.Copy !req
290. Does that say " Nora's Magic Jungle"?
No.Copy !req
291. I'm not your puppet.Copy !req
292. since when? Get your spongy pink ass
out there and dance f or the cameras.Copy !req
293. This is a kid show.Copy !req
294. Those are children
I'm singing to out there.Copy !req
295. You don't even see children anymore.
You just see wallets with pigtails.Copy !req
296. Bonsoir, le Smoochy.Copy !req
297. welcome to Fatty Arbuckle-land.Copy !req
298. Don't worry, little ones.
Rainbow Randolph will return.Copy !req
299. All right!Copy !req
300. I'll tell you something. That jiggy-ing
and ziggy-ing makes me hungry.Copy !req
301. when I'm hungry, what time is it?Copy !req
302. Magic cookie Time!Copy !req
303. - what?
- Magic cookie Time!Copy !req
304. That's right! Everybody in the middle!Copy !req
305. Get in the middle!Copy !req
306. Angelo, hit me!Copy !req
307. Give them a cookie.Copy !req
308. Lookie, lookie, lookie
Here comes the cookieCopy !req
309. Fresh and organicCopy !req
310. - No need to panic
- He didn't change it.Copy !req
311. Straight from the soil
No tropical oilCopy !req
312. Sweetened with juice
For an energy boostCopy !req
313. whatever, fucking peasant.Copy !req
314. - who wants the first cookie?
- Me!Copy !req
315. Let's see what we got today!Copy !req
316. Give them a cookie.Copy !req
317. My!Copy !req
318. It's a...Copy !req
319. It's a...Copy !req
320. A rocket ship!Copy !req
321. It's a rocket ship to fly us
to Jungle Land! Here we go!Copy !req
322. Fuck!Copy !req
323. Follow me!Copy !req
324. we're flying over the trees
on our magic rocket.Copy !req
325. what a special day!Copy !req
326. - special cookies.
- Are you blind?Copy !req
327. - It's a cock! It's not a rocket!
- what is this?Copy !req
328. - Randolph! Get him out!
- Look. It's a cock and balls!Copy !req
329. It's a dick! chorizo and the huevos!Copy !req
330. It's a big stiffy!Copy !req
331. It's a penis!Copy !req
332. Penis maximus! A willie!
Mr. Jiggle Daddy!Copy !req
333. Get him out of here!Copy !req
334. The one-eyed wonder weasel!Copy !req
335. It's Jimmy and the twins.
Rumple Foreskin.Copy !req
336. He made this.
It's made from dil-dough.Copy !req
337. wave bye-bye!Copy !req
338. Thanks f or visiting!Copy !req
339. Let go of me!Copy !req
340. I'm Rainbow-fucking-Randolph.
I know the way...Copy !req
341. I want to thank you all
f or having this sit-down.Copy !req
342. we have wrinkles in the communication
and collaboration departments.Copy !req
343. I'm not pointing fingers. You start
pointing and someone gets poked.Copy !req
344. It's not my intention to try
and poke...Copy !req
345. either of you.Copy !req
346. Anyhoo, this is my new agent,
Burke Bennett.Copy !req
347. He has experience f acilitating
in these situations.Copy !req
348. I think he'll help us through
this moment together.Copy !req
349. Here's Burke!Copy !req
350. Thank you, sheldon.Copy !req
351. Frank, you see this guy?
Take a good look.Copy !req
352. Because this guy saved your ass.Copy !req
353. without him, you'd be
sitting in Kaplan's...Copy !req
354. sucking club soda
through a paper straw...Copy !req
355. while your table at 21 was occupied
by the new Marion Frank stokes...Copy !req
356. and his twat du jour.Copy !req
357. - Excuse me.
- No excuse f or you.Copy !req
358. we've always made arrangements.
why the fireworks?Copy !req
359. I'm holding the gunpowder.
I represent the man who created...Copy !req
360. owns and controls
every inch of Smoochy the Rhino.Copy !req
361. You seem to f orget...Copy !req
362. we f ound this guy, dug up
his corpse, handed him a show...Copy !req
363. when he couldn't sell his f ace.Copy !req
364. No, a lot of people
went out f or that clinic gig.Copy !req
365. - They hired me...
- Let me untangle this web.Copy !req
366. I don't care if his last job
was juggling apples...Copy !req
367. f or Pygmies in the congo.Copy !req
368. This man fits the bill
and you need him.Copy !req
369. He'll get what he deserves.Copy !req
370. And what would that be, exactly?Copy !req
371. To the star and new executive producer
of The Smoochy Show.Copy !req
372. I'm still in shock.Copy !req
373. Run me through this again.
I have complete creative control.Copy !req
374. veto power over merchandising.
corporate penthouse.Copy !req
375. cushy.Copy !req
376. I must be dreaming.Copy !req
377. Think of it as the high lif e.
Get used to it.Copy !req
378. You'll be pissing on $100 bills just
to see the look on Franklin's f ace.Copy !req
379. I couldn't. I have too much respect
f or what he accomplished.Copy !req
380. Yeah, he's a good man.Copy !req
381. - what's this?
- Keep it down.Copy !req
382. - what did you do, you snake?
- A graduation present.Copy !req
383. Think of it as a tool of the trade.Copy !req
384. - I can't accept this.
- No?Copy !req
385. - I don't believe in guns.
- Really?Copy !req
386. when we'd play cowboys and Indians
as kids, I was a chinese rail worker.Copy !req
387. Trust me, it's a handy accessory
to have in this business.Copy !req
388. Let me get that f or you.Copy !req
389. oh, boy.Copy !req
390. when this guy comes over,
don't talk to him...Copy !req
391. or he'll stay here
yakking all night.Copy !req
392. Love that one.Copy !req
393. - Is that spinner Dunn, the boxer?
- Fried beans.Copy !req
394. You don't retire with an 81-and-59
record and end up governor.Copy !req
395. He's gotta be smart
to run a place like this.Copy !req
396. spinner? He couldn't run
a water f aucet.Copy !req
397. He's a mascot. It's his cousin,
Tommy cotter. Heavy hitter.Copy !req
398. Her and her boys, they run the joint.
Irish mob.Copy !req
399. How do you like that?Copy !req
400. strawberries and...Copy !req
401. Here he comes.Copy !req
402. Smoochy! Hey, I'm spinner!Copy !req
403. - I'm so excited to meet you!
- I'm excited to meet you too, spinner.Copy !req
404. - I'm spinner.
- Right.Copy !req
405. - You're a f an of the show.
- Smoochy, you know what I love?Copy !req
406. I love when you do
the Jiggy ziggy dance, you know?Copy !req
407. The one you do during silly Time?Copy !req
408. That's one of our big numbers.Copy !req
409. You wanna see me do it?Copy !req
410. - see you do the Jiggy ziggy?
- Yeah!Copy !req
411. sometime.Copy !req
412. I'll do it f or you here.Copy !req
413. Smoochy, I'll do it, watch.Copy !req
414. - Excuse me, senator.
- sure.Copy !req
415. - I love you so much.
- I love you too.Copy !req
416. - I'm spinner.
- Right.Copy !req
417. Hey, spinner.
come here and meet the senator.Copy !req
418. You go ahead. It was a real honor.Copy !req
419. - Smoochy's here!
- That's nice f or you.Copy !req
420. wait till I tell my f olks
I met spinner Dunn.Copy !req
421. - The one and only.
- seems like a sweet guy.Copy !req
422. Don't go anywhere, Smoochy.
I'll be right back after I take a dump.Copy !req
423. I think you made a new friend, kid.Copy !req
424. since Randolph got pinched, there's air
in the pipes. How are you fixing it?Copy !req
425. The rhino's still a little green.
Eventually, he'll come around.Copy !req
426. He has to get a taste
of how we do things.Copy !req
427. I have no time f or "eventually."
Eventually, we get old and die.Copy !req
428. sometimes "old" doesn't happen.Copy !req
429. I'm doing my best.
The network is watching closely.Copy !req
430. You got a problem, son.Copy !req
431. The rhino better learn
to play ball, and soon.Copy !req
432. otherwise, he might need
a little coaching.Copy !req
433. wipe your f orehead, Frank.
You got plenty of time to sweat.Copy !req
434. - who is it?
- open up, baby, it's Randolph.Copy !req
435. It's been a long time.Copy !req
436. - Randy?
- Angie. Fucking traitor!Copy !req
437. - You left me f or the rhino!
- I gotta eat, don't I?Copy !req
438. You strapped that horn on pretty f ast!
You're a Krinkle Kid, say it!Copy !req
439. - Rhinette.
- say it. " I am a Krinkle Kid."Copy !req
440. say it bef ore God
and all the bones of the saints!Copy !req
441. I'm a Rhinette, got that?Copy !req
442. The Krinkle Kids
are 10 f eet under. With you.Copy !req
443. I missed you so much!Copy !req
444. can I stay here?
I got no place else to go.Copy !req
445. They kicked me out of the penthouse.
sons of bitches.Copy !req
446. That's how I got this.Copy !req
447. I got liens, back taxes, lawyers'
bills, threats against my lif e.Copy !req
448. I got the whole world
up my fucking ass!Copy !req
449. Don't you worry.
I got a long memory, baby.Copy !req
450. Because what they sow,
they going to reap, Angie!Copy !req
451. stop doing this.
Don't piss your lif e away.Copy !req
452. But it's the rhino, Angie.Copy !req
453. The devil sent him from hell
to destroy me.Copy !req
454. Smoochy is the f ace of evil.Copy !req
455. congratulations, sheldon.Copy !req
456. - congratulations, Mr. Mopes.
- Thanks a lot.Copy !req
457. Mr. Mopes, let me get that f or you.Copy !req
458. Your office is over here.
If you need anything, let me know.Copy !req
459. No, I gotta work tonight. I can't.Copy !req
460. I'll come sunday.Copy !req
461. okay. That's...Copy !req
462. I want to talk to you
f or a little bit.Copy !req
463. Ma, can I call you back?
some asshole's screaming at me.Copy !req
464. Thanks. Bye.Copy !req
465. - Yeah?
- You didn't have to get off.Copy !req
466. - if I didn't, you'd still be here.
- I am.Copy !req
467. I'm hoping to correct that.Copy !req
468. Listen, Nora.Copy !req
469. I can understand it might f eel
a little awkward f or you...Copy !req
470. maybe intimidating,
now that the power has changed.Copy !req
471. I still value your input.
And I consider you a partner.Copy !req
472. Never. Even if I live to be 1000
and see the second coming of christ.Copy !req
473. I know we're not partners yet.
Let's make a game plan.Copy !req
474. Let's pencil in a f ew lunch dates,
or go on a retreat!Copy !req
475. Just you and me, alone.Copy !req
476. chewing the f at, exchanging ideas.Copy !req
477. Let's plant the seeds
of a collaboration.Copy !req
478. Plant this!Copy !req
479. You know, Nora...Copy !req
480. has anyone ever
suggested to you that yoga...Copy !req
481. maybe a high colonic,
could loosen you up?Copy !req
482. - Get out, hippie!
- You get out!Copy !req
483. You get out!Copy !req
484. You don't get to tell this boy
what to do anymore, you uptight...Copy !req
485. I'm gonna halt here.Copy !req
486. HAL T is a self-recognition technique.
Hungry, angry, Ionely, tired.Copy !req
487. I won't get sucked
into your negative energy.Copy !req
488. want me? I'll be in my office.
It's the big one. With a view.Copy !req
489. - They all have views, dumbshit!
- Not looking this way!Copy !req
490. Don't shut my door!Copy !req
491. " Have a long and healthy run. Burke."Copy !req
492. My own patch of wheat grass.Copy !req
493. Morning! congrats on the bump.Copy !req
494. spinner has taken a real shine to you.Copy !req
495. since you come in, he can't stop
yakking, "Smoochy this, Smoochy that."Copy !req
496. That's nice. I like spinner.
He's very sweet f or such a...Copy !req
497. big f ella.Copy !req
498. - can you give him a little floor space?
- Floor space?Copy !req
499. A part on the show.
You're the executive producer.Copy !req
500. You call the shots, right?Copy !req
501. Yes. Yes, I do.Copy !req
502. The thing is, television
is a very complicated medium.Copy !req
503. Not just anybody can be
a success at it. I like spinner.Copy !req
504. But his chances on television are
as good as mine in the ring with him.Copy !req
505. Know what I'm saying?
It'd be painful.Copy !req
506. This makes me very sad.Copy !req
507. - what's wrong?
- Nothing. I'm just...Copy !req
508. very sad right now.Copy !req
509. who made you sad, Tommy?Copy !req
510. I don't like to mention names.Copy !req
511. say, f ellas, I just remembered.Copy !req
512. we got a part
spinner would be perf ect f or.Copy !req
513. That's the solution.Copy !req
514. You're a good boy. We remember f avors.Copy !req
515. You're welcome at our place anytime.
come on, boys.Copy !req
516. okay.Copy !req
517. Thanks f or stopping by.Copy !req
518. Hello?Copy !req
519. Better grow eyes on
the back of your head.Copy !req
520. I won't sleep until worms
are crawling up your ass!Copy !req
521. I'm going on saf ari, motherfucker!
saf ari!Copy !req
522. Gee whiz. What a day!Copy !req
523. Do you ever knock?Copy !req
524. congratulations on your ice show.Copy !req
525. - sellout!
- what are you talking about?Copy !req
526. About you, and how you're a phony
like all the rest.Copy !req
527. " I'm Smoochy. I don't care about money.Copy !req
528. It's about a good show
without bells and whistles."Copy !req
529. You look good
with your f oot stuck in your mouth.Copy !req
530. Jam it in there nice and tight.Copy !req
531. what happened to your
precious integrity?Copy !req
532. or is that just part
of your dog-and-pony show?Copy !req
533. I never agreed to a show!Copy !req
534. Do you realize the shekels
we can take in?Copy !req
535. These things represent
everything I'm against.Copy !req
536. Mindless spectacles whose purpose
is peddling overpriced sugar water...Copy !req
537. and cheap plastic toys
that splinter...Copy !req
538. and get lodged in some kid's septum.Copy !req
539. - where's our dignity?
- I know you got an ethics f etish.Copy !req
540. You can't change the world, buddy.Copy !req
541. But you can make a dent.Copy !req
542. No one has ever refused an ice show.Copy !req
543. Until now. Smoochy doesn't sell out.
That's it!Copy !req
544. You should be proud to have a client
who can say that.Copy !req
545. Yeah, I'm doing backflips.Copy !req
546. wasn't that fun, in an
awkward sort of way?Copy !req
547. It sure was!Copy !req
548. Did I do good? I did good, right?Copy !req
549. - You did great, buddy.
- I'm gonna go get drunk now.Copy !req
550. okay, be careful.Copy !req
551. - Hey, lady.
- Hey, nice job.Copy !req
552. casting mental patients.
I like that.Copy !req
553. cut that out. Golly, he's not
a mental patient.Copy !req
554. He's a nightclub owner and an
ambassador f or his sport.Copy !req
555. He just has the sweet disposition
of a 5-year-old.Copy !req
556. And a cousin named Tommy cotter.Copy !req
557. At least he's got a sense of humor!Copy !req
558. That's more than I can say
f or some people.Copy !req
559. what?Copy !req
560. - Hi, there.
- How are you doing?Copy !req
561. Get in.Copy !req
562. That's okay. I'll grab a cab.Copy !req
563. Humor me, rhino.Copy !req
564. How do you like that?Copy !req
565. Merv Green. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
566. Ever try saying that without the gun?Copy !req
567. I represent the Parade of Hope.
Maybe you've heard of us.Copy !req
568. - You raise money f or hospitals.
- we've added a brick or two.Copy !req
569. There's talk that you're pulling out
of the ice show. True?Copy !req
570. I'm not "pulling out," because
I never agreed to do a show.Copy !req
571. Nor would I ever agree
to do a show and...Copy !req
572. how is that your concern?Copy !req
573. The Parade of Hope has sponsored
every ice show since 1964.Copy !req
574. we take a little, everyone's happy.Copy !req
575. so let's not buck history!Copy !req
576. For the gazillionth time, I have
no interest in doing a show!Copy !req
577. If that's all, let me out
and we can say happy trails.Copy !req
578. can I have the f ar corner?Copy !req
579. Tomorrow, Smoochy raises his baton
f or Parade of Hope.Copy !req
580. Banquets, benefits, I want it all.Copy !req
581. You can pull over.Copy !req
582. As f ar as the ice show goes,
I suggest you shop f or skates.Copy !req
583. This is unacceptable!
I'm calling the authorities!Copy !req
584. Don't. Rat on them and you'll
be lucky to find your toenails.Copy !req
585. They're the roughest charity.Copy !req
586. You haven't been listening!Copy !req
587. I was threatened by an organization
that's supposed to help children.Copy !req
588. - what kind of world is this?
- The real one.Copy !req
589. My advice? Consider the ice show
and stay healthy.Copy !req
590. well, how do you like that?Copy !req
591. - Hi.
- what did I do now?Copy !req
592. can I come in?Copy !req
593. sure.Copy !req
594. - Everything okay?
- I'm drunk.Copy !req
595. Not that I want
to make you f eel bad...Copy !req
596. but with alcohol, you're
consuming empty calories.Copy !req
597. I came here to apologize.Copy !req
598. - Really?
- Yes.Copy !req
599. And on these rare occasions
when I f eel the need to apologize...Copy !req
600. it helps if I'm shitf aced.Copy !req
601. - I'm supposed to f eel honored?
- I may have been harsh the other day.Copy !req
602. A little out of line.Copy !req
603. Don't worry. Last week you called me
a pasty-f aced, no-talent hack.Copy !req
604. - You're not doing the ice show?
- No. Now I know what they're about.Copy !req
605. - why didn't you tell me?
- I don't want to spoil all your fun.Copy !req
606. You get such a sparkly glow when you
berate me in front of everyone else.Copy !req
607. I may have become
a bit hardened over the years.Copy !req
608. I bet.Copy !req
609. sincerity is an easy disguise.
It's hard to know who's on the level.Copy !req
610. That's true.Copy !req
611. I've been learning a lot
about that myself lately.Copy !req
612. "sometimes light is really dark.
sometimes crows can sing like larks."Copy !req
613. "sometimes winter f eels like spring.
Don't think you know everything."Copy !req
614. - Rickets the Hippo?
- You remember him?Copy !req
615. when I was a kid, he was
the one f ace I could trust.Copy !req
616. He was my inspiration
to work in kids Tv.Copy !req
617. Me too! I took an anger management
class in college...Copy !req
618. we had to name a person representing
love and patience. I named him.Copy !req
619. - He's the reason I created Smoochy!
- I don't believe this!Copy !req
620. when I tell people about Rickets,
they look at me weird.Copy !req
621. He was the best!
You remember the Klunky-wunky?Copy !req
622. I did it f or my first Holy communion.Copy !req
623. - Get out! You did not!
- Yes!Copy !req
624. You? The whole, like...Copy !req
625. From me to youCopy !req
626. - I should go.
- wait.Copy !req
627. - stay a while. I got Rickets on tape.
- It's late.Copy !req
628. You sure? I got some f ennel tea.
we can hang out.Copy !req
629. - You should get that. Bye.
- It's okay.Copy !req
630. I'll see you down at the store.Copy !req
631. - Hello?
- Mr. Mopes? I'm Benjamin McKnucklepeck.Copy !req
632. I'm calling from Parents f or Decency
in children's Tv. Have you heard of us?Copy !req
633. No, but that's an issue close
to my heart. I was just talking to...Copy !req
634. Tomorrow we're having a banquet.
we'd be honored if you perf ormed.Copy !req
635. we want to present a plaque to you
f or your commitment to children's Tv.Copy !req
636. The presenter will be a young orphan
with mild asthma. Can you attend?Copy !req
637. Yeah, I'd be happy to.Copy !req
638. That'd be great. See you then.Copy !req
639. I want to thank you f or picking me up.Copy !req
640. No worries. A chance to have
Smoochy at our soiree...Copy !req
641. I'd stick my willie in a nest of
funnelwebs if I had to.Copy !req
642. That sounds extreme.
Just try a "please."Copy !req
643. You're funny! There's vodka and chips
back there if you're hungry.Copy !req
644. I don't know if you're aware of it,
but f ood like that can lower your chi.Copy !req
645. I've never eaten Korean f ood.
Thanks f or the inf ormation.Copy !req
646. That's why the wee ones
love your show.Copy !req
647. You can learn and laugh
at the same time.Copy !req
648. It's such a fresh change from that
dreadful embezzler, Rainbow Randy.Copy !req
649. - what was his name?
- Randolph, I think.Copy !req
650. Randolph! That's the scoundrel.
Probably gay too.Copy !req
651. what did you say?Copy !req
652. He's a pillow biter, you know?
The old...Copy !req
653. I don't know about
his sleeping disorders.Copy !req
654. But I do think he's got some problems,
alcohol and anger to name a f ew.Copy !req
655. what do you mean?Copy !req
656. I f eel sorry f or him. He has issues.Copy !req
657. But don't you take a particular glee
in the f act you stole his time slot...Copy !req
658. and you're shoveling dirt
on his corpse?Copy !req
659. No. I wouldn't take pleasure
in someone's misf ortune.Copy !req
660. Truth is, I thought
he was pretty talented.Copy !req
661. He's a miserable cocksucker! A fucking
asshole! You hate him, admit it!Copy !req
662. where did you say you're from?Copy !req
663. The wee ones are ready f or you.Copy !req
664. I'm ready. Give me my ax.Copy !req
665. Here we go. Let's shake a stick.Copy !req
666. - This is really exciting f or me.
- Me too.Copy !req
667. I never played
in a tractor parts warehouse.Copy !req
668. we keep it no-frills.
It's all about the wee ones.Copy !req
669. Great attitude.
I wish more people f elt that way.Copy !req
670. - Know what my motto is?
- something inane.Copy !req
671. "You can't change the world,
but you can make a dent."Copy !req
672. Don't worry.
You're going to make a dent.Copy !req
673. - Go out there and hook a horn!
- Thanks!Copy !req
674. Auf Wiedersehen.Copy !req
675. - Smoochy the Rhino!
- Hello, New Jersey!Copy !req
676. It's great to be here, kids!Copy !req
677. sing along if you know it.Copy !req
678. Friends, friends, we all got friends
You've got me and I got youCopy !req
679. Friends, friends, we all need friends
It's our pals that get us throughCopy !req
680. If I had a dollar
For every friend I've madeCopy !req
681. You know...Copy !req
682. it's a little hard to sing to your
friends when you can't see them.Copy !req
683. could we just kill that spot
and bring the houselights up?Copy !req
684. Heil Smoochy!Copy !req
685. I hope I'm dreaming.Copy !req
686. Freeze!
This is an unlawful assembly!Copy !req
687. Hands on your head. Line up!Copy !req
688. - Do you read Mein Kampf?
- Is Smoochy code f or "white power"?Copy !req
689. Is Adolf Hitler your personal hero?Copy !req
690. - I don't hate anybody!
- You don't hate Nazis?Copy !req
691. How does it f eel to be
a racist scumbag?Copy !req
692. Here at the Kidnet jungle,
the rhino's now extinct.Copy !req
693. The Smoochy slot will be
saf ely occupied by cartoon reruns.Copy !req
694. Hello, nipple-nibbler.Copy !req
695. The rhino's a Nazi.Copy !req
696. The rhino is screwed-o
The rhino is screwedCopy !req
697. Nora! Nora!Copy !req
698. - It's me. I gotta talk to you.
- There's nothing to say.Copy !req
699. They're calling me f ascist.Copy !req
700. I'm being compared unf avorably
with Goebbels.Copy !req
701. Hey. If the jackboot fits...Copy !req
702. You believe what they're saying?Copy !req
703. I don't have to.
The picture said it all.Copy !req
704. That was a setup. I'm telling you!Copy !req
705. This Fetalkunkle guy
said it was f or kids.Copy !req
706. I had no idea it was a Nazi rally.Copy !req
707. You'd think the 50-f oot swastika
might have given you a hint.Copy !req
708. That was later.
The light was in my eyes.Copy !req
709. It was like a nightmare.
suddenly... wham!Copy !req
710. It's jackboots and Gestapo
and "Smooch Heil, Smooch Heil!"Copy !req
711. I need your help.
I'm in a pickle here.Copy !req
712. The f act is, I don't know you, okay?Copy !req
713. - what?
- Not really.Copy !req
714. Don't expect me to go out
on an emotional limb here.Copy !req
715. But, Nora...Copy !req
716. Nora!Copy !req
717. what about the Klunky-wunky dance?Copy !req
718. I was drunk.
Don't read too much into it.Copy !req
719. If you want a cup of juice, the
well's dried up. city shut her down.Copy !req
720. Bastards will slap a new pair of tits
on the statue of Liberty...Copy !req
721. but they won't help a poor hophead.
Just once I wish I had a little clout.Copy !req
722. I'd set things straight in this town.Copy !req
723. Believe me.Copy !req
724. Hell of a world.Copy !req
725. Hell of a world.Copy !req
726. what do you want?Copy !req
727. can you spare 60 seconds
f or a smiley old f ace from your past?Copy !req
728. Hello, kitten.Copy !req
729. Here's the good news.Copy !req
730. You and Frank are in a bind.Copy !req
731. I'd be happy to end my sabbatical
and come back.Copy !req
732. I could start Monday. No meat.
when did you become a vegetarian?Copy !req
733. call costumes and props and tell them
that the old R-man is back.Copy !req
734. Ready to start whistling tunes
f or the kids.Copy !req
735. whose toes you gotta suck
to get a drink?Copy !req
736. You got three seconds
to pry your ass off my couch.Copy !req
737. You need someone f or that slot
and I'm here to reclaim what's mine.Copy !req
738. In case you f orgot, you're a criminal
and a scumbag.Copy !req
739. Have you f orgotten what we once had?Copy !req
740. That was a long time ago.
I was young and stupid.Copy !req
741. And limber. Why we broke up,
I'll never know.Copy !req
742. You were an asshole,
and I didn't love you.Copy !req
743. we could have worked through that.Copy !req
744. Goddamn it, Nora!
The public is clamoring f or me.Copy !req
745. I'm a patriot compared to Mopes.
He's a Nazi and gay.Copy !req
746. He was checking me out in the car.Copy !req
747. - what's that mean?
- what?Copy !req
748. He was checking you out in what car?Copy !req
749. No, I'm just saying
it's a vibe, you know?Copy !req
750. Kind of a homosexual Nazi vibe.
something that emanates from the Tv.Copy !req
751. what's with the costume?
Big erect horn.Copy !req
752. You're talking f ast.Copy !req
753. what do you mean? I'm not.
I still love you, Nora.Copy !req
754. were you at that rally?Copy !req
755. You had something to do with this?Copy !req
756. Did you set sheldon up?Copy !req
757. I know why we broke up now.Copy !req
758. Always with the accusations.
Bitch, bitch, bitch!Copy !req
759. I miss Smoochy.Copy !req
760. He couldn't have done the things
they say he done.Copy !req
761. He ain't no Nazi.Copy !req
762. I want Smoochy back.Copy !req
763. I wanna be on the Tv again.
I wanna play my cowbell.Copy !req
764. - Has Burke been here tonight?
- Haven't seen him. Can I help you?Copy !req
765. It's about sheldon.Copy !req
766. sheldon?Copy !req
767. Hey, what about sheldon?Copy !req
768. I'm trying to sleep, asshole!
Read the fucking meter another time!Copy !req
769. Hello there, Mr. Rainbow.
How lovely to see you in the flesh.Copy !req
770. come here.
You wanna tell me about the rhino?Copy !req
771. This is private property.
You're fucking trespassing.Copy !req
772. Danny, go give Mr. smiley
a little backrub.Copy !req
773. start yakking.Copy !req
774. what are you talking about?Copy !req
775. You're violating my...Copy !req
776. You spud-sucking fucks!
I'm suing your Riverdance ass!Copy !req
777. I'll send you all the way back home!Copy !req
778. - Roy, have you got the hammer?
- Always got the hammer, Tommy.Copy !req
779. I did it. It was me. It was all me.Copy !req
780. Thank God we cleared that up
without further violence.Copy !req
781. Don't touch me!
My name isn't wandolph, it's Randolph.Copy !req
782. How is it being the most hated man
in America?Copy !req
783. In a country of Neanderthals,
it's an honor.Copy !req
784. Nora says you have
an obsession with Mopes.Copy !req
785. I barely know her.
she's been down on everything.Copy !req
786. she spreads like cream cheese.Copy !req
787. what about rumors that you're crazy?Copy !req
788. That's bullshit! I'm on the same
dosage I've always been.Copy !req
789. Between my client's dwindling cash
flow and mounting legal f ees...Copy !req
790. he's sinking into a depression.Copy !req
791. who grabbed my ass?
Get away! Don't touch me!Copy !req
792. - very nice.
- I've been shot!Copy !req
793. I'm bleeding! That's salmonella!Copy !req
794. someone touched my ass.
I want room to breathe.Copy !req
795. Back off!Copy !req
796. Man, it's crazy out there.Copy !req
797. Listen...Copy !req
798. I wanted to say I'm sorry.Copy !req
799. I'm sorry I didn't believe you.Copy !req
800. I got swept up in the frenzy
of anti-Smoochyism.Copy !req
801. It's a house of mirrors. You can't
always tell what you're looking at.Copy !req
802. Yeah.Copy !req
803. If it weren't f or you,
I wouldn't be here.Copy !req
804. Thanks.Copy !req
805. Good.Copy !req
806. - Five minutes.
- Thanks.Copy !req
807. I don't know spanish,
but thanks anyway.Copy !req
808. It means "good luck."Copy !req
809. Ladies and gentlemen...Copy !req
810. boys and girls,
who's your f avorite rhino?Copy !req
811. Smoochy!Copy !req
812. You guys are the greatest!Copy !req
813. Thanks, kids. Thanks a lot.
It's great to be back home with you.Copy !req
814. I know I was away f or too long.Copy !req
815. You probably heard
I went through rough times.Copy !req
816. Lif e outside the Magic Jungle...Copy !req
817. can get pretty complicated.Copy !req
818. A lot of ugliness and injustice.Copy !req
819. sometimes being a good person...
well, that just isn't always enough.Copy !req
820. And when that happens,
it is hard not to get frustrated.Copy !req
821. Maybe even start f eeling
a little bitter.Copy !req
822. I'll just say it.Copy !req
823. sometimes, boys and girls,
it'll make you flat-out mad.Copy !req
824. You know what I do
when I get mad, boys and girls?Copy !req
825. when that pressure starts building...Copy !req
826. to where I f eel
I won't be able to take it anymore?Copy !req
827. And this rhino might have to put
hurt on someone?Copy !req
828. You know what I do then?Copy !req
829. I howl!
That's right.Copy !req
830. I take all the things I don't like
and I let out a big howl.Copy !req
831. come on and howl with me now.Copy !req
832. Howl it out!Copy !req
833. Take all that frustration inside...Copy !req
834. ball it up and let it out in a howl!Copy !req
835. Thanks a lot, kids.Copy !req
836. I f eel much better now.Copy !req
837. so who wants to do the Jiggy ziggy?Copy !req
838. Smoochy is back!
And boy, did we miss him.Copy !req
839. shut up!Copy !req
840. Bad. very bad.Copy !req
841. Too much f or brain. Pressure building.Copy !req
842. His popularity
is stronger than ever...Copy !req
843. I despise you!Copy !req
844. I loathe you!Copy !req
845. Bastard son of Barney!Copy !req
846. Die, you son of fluff!Copy !req
847. Illegitimate Teletubby!Copy !req
848. Die, Muppet from hell!Copy !req
849. Die, you f oam motherfucker!Copy !req
850. what are you doing?
That's a picture-in-picture!Copy !req
851. - It was an accident.
- I want you out of here!Copy !req
852. where am I supposed to go?Copy !req
853. - Put your slippers on and get out!
- Please! I need help!Copy !req
854. I don't care anymore. I helped you.
You abused it.Copy !req
855. - I missed you so much!
- I missed you too, pal.Copy !req
856. sheldon, look, I been practicing
and practicing.Copy !req
857. I'm getting good at it.
You want to see me march?Copy !req
858. No, but you're going to anyway.Copy !req
859. You gotta love him.Copy !req
860. First, the good news.
I've given it thought and decided...Copy !req
861. I am gonna do the ice show.Copy !req
862. Now I got a bar mitzvah boy!
That's a great decision.Copy !req
863. After everything, I realized...Copy !req
864. it's a crime to waste your power.Copy !req
865. - Rock bottom is a college education.
- Ready f or the really good news?Copy !req
866. I'm doing it myself.Copy !req
867. No sponsors, no vendors, no crooks.Copy !req
868. Not one dirty hand will touch this.Copy !req
869. No one's gonna make
a penny off of these kids.Copy !req
870. The Smoochy on Ice show
will be squeaky clean.Copy !req
871. As f ar as the refreshments go,
they will be provided by me.Copy !req
872. And f or free.Copy !req
873. sodium-free pretzels, apple slices,
organic Smoothies. Everything healthy.Copy !req
874. - wanna hear the best part?
- I'm holding my breath.Copy !req
875. Half the profits will go to
rebuild the coney Island Drug clinic!Copy !req
876. Are you telling me you wanna
give away half the profits?Copy !req
877. - Not half. All.
- All the profits!Copy !req
878. The other half we use to fund
education programs.Copy !req
879. Big junkies come from little junkies.
we'll nip it in the bud.Copy !req
880. You can't do a show
and cut out the vendors.Copy !req
881. Not the Parade of Hope.
It's suicide.Copy !req
882. No, it's not.
You're the one who taught me.Copy !req
883. You got muscle,
you make the rules.Copy !req
884. I'll tell you something,
I'm f eeling strong right now.Copy !req
885. I got my clout back
and I'm gonna use it.Copy !req
886. Make it happen.Copy !req
887. shel, help me. He's banging
this thing from morning till night.Copy !req
888. I hate to take it, but I got a
headache from me eyes to me ass.Copy !req
889. I love spinner, but I owe you.
I'll see what I can do.Copy !req
890. Give him something else
to do on the show.Copy !req
891. Anything. So long as it
don't clang, chime or honk.Copy !req
892. Bless you.Copy !req
893. save the rhino!Copy !req
894. save the rhino!Copy !req
895. save the rhino!Copy !req
896. save the rhino!
The African black rhino.Copy !req
897. - Here you go.
- Thank you.Copy !req
898. Bef ore it's too late, make a donation!Copy !req
899. Thank you very much. Save the rhino...!Copy !req
900. I need saving!
Not that ottoman with a hood ornament!Copy !req
901. save the Rainbow!Copy !req
902. Your client's put me
in a hazardous situation.Copy !req
903. A situation Merv Green holds me
accountable f or.Copy !req
904. Enough said.Copy !req
905. Rhino's got me in a box
with no ventilation!Copy !req
906. I f eel f or you.
what can I do about it?Copy !req
907. I bring you in. on everything.Copy !req
908. You'd be my partner, down
the middle. Even ice shows.Copy !req
909. we got a chance to get back on track.
we gotta get rid of the rhino.Copy !req
910. The good old days.Copy !req
911. Pre-rhinoceros.Copy !req
912. Let me noodle it.Copy !req
913. No one freezes me out.Copy !req
914. I don't care how many clinics
he's saving.Copy !req
915. we gotta deal with this.
Rhino's out of control.Copy !req
916. You're aggravating me.Copy !req
917. I'm here to educate.Copy !req
918. stokes will get an education
on the pH balance of the East River.Copy !req
919. This is about Mopes.
The rhino's become a menace.Copy !req
920. - He's talking to people he shouldn't.
- That's an ugly string of words.Copy !req
921. He thinks he'll clean up our business.Copy !req
922. There's only one way
out of this, partner.Copy !req
923. Boys, we have a serious problem.Copy !req
924. This is a story about
a venomous rhino...Copy !req
925. and his aggressive campaign...Copy !req
926. to slander, vilify,
def ame, denigrate...Copy !req
927. and villainize my good name!Copy !req
928. But the one thing he can't do
is take away my lif e.Copy !req
929. only I can do that.Copy !req
930. Smoochy did this to me.Copy !req
931. I can no longer live in a world
where the innocent suff er...Copy !req
932. and the wicked thrive!Copy !req
933. I'm sorry to put you through this,
my friends.Copy !req
934. Don't try and talk me out of this.Copy !req
935. You won't see another Rainbow Randolph
in this lif etime.Copy !req
936. This is f or you, Smoochy!Copy !req
937. You did this to me!Copy !req
938. No!Copy !req
939. what you doing, Rainbow Randolph?Copy !req
940. It's okay.Copy !req
941. It's Smoochy! come on!Copy !req
942. come on, it's Smoochy.
Let's go.Copy !req
943. I love you!Copy !req
944. God! what does it all mean?Copy !req
945. He slams the door, he stomps his f eetCopy !req
946. Sends me to bed with zilch to eatCopy !req
947. But my stepdad's not mean
He's just adjustingCopy !req
948. His temper's bad and he's a slob
He's bitter cause he lost his jobCopy !req
949. But my stepdad's not mean
He's just adjustingCopy !req
950. So three cheers f or the man
That I proudly call StanCopy !req
951. He's not quite a dad or a brotherCopy !req
952. Yes, he gets cross
But still, he's the bossCopy !req
953. And besides he takes care of my motherCopy !req
954. Be patient with new friends like StanCopy !req
955. It's tough to be Mom's second manCopy !req
956. But your stepdad's not mean
He's just adjustingCopy !req
957. so remember, kids, a stepdad
is a lot like a new puppy.Copy !req
958. They need patience while
they adjust to their surroundings.Copy !req
959. But remember, if he's ever abusive
to you or Mommy...Copy !req
960. what are the magic numbers?Copy !req
961. 911!Copy !req
962. That's right!Copy !req
963. Now, I am very excited...Copy !req
964. to introduce a surprise visitor
to Jungle Land!Copy !req
965. welcome, all the way from
the Lalwood Downs Rhino Preserve...Copy !req
966. my cousin, Moochy!Copy !req
967. come on down here, Mooch!Copy !req
968. You big drink of water! How are you?Copy !req
969. Thanks f or coming all this way!Copy !req
970. say hello to the boys
and girls out there.Copy !req
971. My name is Moochy.Copy !req
972. Yes, we've established that.Copy !req
973. This costume's
making my nuts itch.Copy !req
974. That was so much fun!Copy !req
975. Man, did you do great!Copy !req
976. And the ice show is
gonna be so much fun!Copy !req
977. I'm gonna skate out in circles
and then I'm f alling on my ass!Copy !req
978. You're looking f orward
to it, aren't you?Copy !req
979. Boy, being back at the coliseum,
back in the arena...Copy !req
980. and with the crowds,
and they're just cheering...Copy !req
981. it's gonna be like...
It's gonna be like heaven.Copy !req
982. It's gonna be great, champ.Copy !req
983. sheldon, I love you.Copy !req
984. I love you too, buddy.Copy !req
985. I'll tell you,
I'll go to the locker room...Copy !req
986. and take all my headgear off,
and you...Copy !req
987. okay, okay. All right.Copy !req
988. He's excited about the ice show.Copy !req
989. I've been reading so much about it.Copy !req
990. we're getting a lot of ink.
It's great.Copy !req
991. It's great, what you're doing.Copy !req
992. Thanks.Copy !req
993. You inspired me to use my
juice to put that together.Copy !req
994. I really do appreciate that.Copy !req
995. Good.Copy !req
996. Thanks.Copy !req
997. - The stepf ather segment went well.
- oh, yeah?Copy !req
998. I don't know what was
going on with the...Copy !req
999. The energy was just
really, really clicking.Copy !req
1000. Yeah.Copy !req
1001. Yeah.Copy !req
1002. You're not full of shit like
the others? You're f or real?Copy !req
1003. Totally!Copy !req
1004. I mean, I couldn't tell.Copy !req
1005. First, I thought it was an act.Copy !req
1006. And then I just thought
you were a simp or something!Copy !req
1007. It's understandable.Copy !req
1008. There was the whole Nazi thing!Copy !req
1009. I f orgive you f or that.Copy !req
1010. what round is it?Copy !req
1011. Former heavyweight contender
Lawrence "Spinner" Dunn...Copy !req
1012. was f ound shot to death in a
rhinoceros outfit early this morning.Copy !req
1013. How'd you hit the wrong rhino?Copy !req
1014. who knew he had a cousin?
They're identical.Copy !req
1015. Smoochy's fuchsia, Moochy's burgundy!
Read a paper!Copy !req
1016. - You have to go back to kindergarten?
- All you said was hit the rhino.Copy !req
1017. - I'm not taking the blame f or this.
- I'm not through yet, rhino.Copy !req
1018. Your time will come!Copy !req
1019. - He wanted to be in the show so bad.
- stop torturing yourself.Copy !req
1020. I'm sorry, spinner. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
1021. - He loved you, shel.
- I know.Copy !req
1022. I guarantee that fucking Randolph
has seen his last rainbow.Copy !req
1023. we'll cut off his balls
and shove them up his ass!Copy !req
1024. Maybe we should leave
it f or the cops.Copy !req
1025. cops won't do the ball thing.
Against policy.Copy !req
1026. Don't f orget, this was meant f or you.Copy !req
1027. From now on, everywhere you go, we go!Copy !req
1028. - I'll be fine.
- Fine, nothing!Copy !req
1029. As christ is my witness,
no one's touching a hair on you!Copy !req
1030. - spinner would've wanted it that way.
- Poor spinner.Copy !req
1031. All right, boys. Let's go pray
and get shitf aced.Copy !req
1032. Yeah, you do that.Copy !req
1033. You have one f or me, okay?Copy !req
1034. Try not to hurt anyone, Roy.
what would Jesus do?Copy !req
1035. How long was Randolph
in your apartment?Copy !req
1036. Just a couple of nights, officer.Copy !req
1037. Smoochy?Copy !req
1038. Tommy's here!
Tommy and her boys are here.Copy !req
1039. You sure? The cops have a lot
of evidence against Randolph.Copy !req
1040. we investigated ourselves.Copy !req
1041. cousin lan from down at the morgue.
You met him at the wake.Copy !req
1042. see the neck?
snapped like a twig. Animals.Copy !req
1043. Parade of Hope.
They like to sign the tab.Copy !req
1044. - what's that guy's name over there?
- Merv Green.Copy !req
1045. This is one tab they
should have left blank.Copy !req
1046. I knew he was a jizz-bag when he
grabbed my ass at Feed the children.Copy !req
1047. Mr. Green will get a first-class ride
through the justice system.Copy !req
1048. It's all taken care of.Copy !req
1049. How do you mean?Copy !req
1050. sometimes in this lif e, a man's got
to answer f or his indiscretions.Copy !req
1051. It was a mistake. An honest mistake.
I was just trying to help the children!Copy !req
1052. - You like kids, huh?
- sure, of course!Copy !req
1053. You know f airy tales then.Copy !req
1054. Tell him the one about the prick...Copy !req
1055. that gets his head
chopped off with an ax!Copy !req
1056. No!Copy !req
1057. I don't f eel so good about this
all of a sudden.Copy !req
1058. - we took his head and...
- okay, that's definitely...Copy !req
1059. more inf ormation than I care
to have at this point.Copy !req
1060. I'm having second thoughts.
I can't do it!Copy !req
1061. Relax, it's all good.Copy !req
1062. They f ound Merv's head in
the Grand concourse.Copy !req
1063. we'll take the whole ball of wax.Copy !req
1064. Going in with Buggy Ding Dong's
a mistake!Copy !req
1065. Leave him to me. once he does it,
the rhino's dead.Copy !req
1066. we light up the Macanudos!Copy !req
1067. Relax!Copy !req
1068. where is our guest of honor?Copy !req
1069. - our smack addict?
- It'll be fine!Copy !req
1070. we're relying on a smack addict.
Terrific.Copy !req
1071. sorry I'm late, man.
I f ell asleep at the bus station.Copy !req
1072. Looking good, Buggy.Copy !req
1073. Excuse me if I smell like piss.
You know how it is.Copy !req
1074. God help us.Copy !req
1075. - You want a drink?
- vodka.Copy !req
1076. I do this thing tonight
and the spot's mine?Copy !req
1077. with a bow on it.Copy !req
1078. The thing is, we gotta put it to rest.
The rhino is up way past his bedtime.Copy !req
1079. Buggy?Copy !req
1080. we're in, right? we're set?Copy !req
1081. sure.Copy !req
1082. Look at all the pretty lights.Copy !req
1083. Every cop's looking f or you.
You have to stay put.Copy !req
1084. - I wanted to be a priest.
- I know.Copy !req
1085. Do you believe in angels?Copy !req
1086. I saw one in Times square.
This little angel with curls.Copy !req
1087. she was the only one
that cared about me.Copy !req
1088. she saved my lif e.Copy !req
1089. You don't want to kill yourself.
You know that.Copy !req
1090. Perhaps it's time to heal.Copy !req
1091. Admit that Smoochy has won
and gracefully march f orward.Copy !req
1092. Now you're talking.
This is a big step, I'm proud of you.Copy !req
1093. Did you bring lunch?
chicken and stars?Copy !req
1094. Just like you asked.Copy !req
1095. - May I have some?
- For a smile.Copy !req
1096. Attaboy!Copy !req
1097. I got you some crossword puzzles
and stuff to read.Copy !req
1098. You okay?Copy !req
1099. First he takes my career,
then my lif e, now my girl.Copy !req
1100. she's not your girl anymore.Copy !req
1101. The balls on that fuchsia fuck!Copy !req
1102. I'll tear him apart! Piece by piece!Copy !req
1103. - Piece by piece!
- You said it's time to heal. Stop it.Copy !req
1104. I'll take him apart, hoof by hoof!Copy !req
1105. Horn by horn!Copy !req
1106. - once and f or all, now and f orever!
- what happened to marching f orward?Copy !req
1107. Motherfucker!Copy !req
1108. Yeah.Copy !req
1109. can I help you?Copy !req
1110. I got news, Nora.Copy !req
1111. Buggy?Copy !req
1112. How you doing, apple cheeks?
Long time, no see.Copy !req
1113. - what are you doing?
- I got business with stokes.Copy !req
1114. oh, yeah?Copy !req
1115. Yeah! He's gonna
put me back on the air.Copy !req
1116. He's gonna give me a shot.
I'm gonna take the rhino's place.Copy !req
1117. - what are you talking about?
- Buggy Ding Dong shall rise again.Copy !req
1118. Like a magnificent phoenix,
or some other town in Arizona.Copy !req
1119. I've always been smitten
with you, baby.Copy !req
1120. - Let me show you my Buggy bumper.
- Back off, Dracula!Copy !req
1121. Keep in touch.Copy !req
1122. Keep in touch.Copy !req
1123. stokes cut a deal with Buggy
f or the Smoochy slot.Copy !req
1124. Buggy Ding Dong, the host of
Buggy's Bumpy Railroad?Copy !req
1125. Until he discovered the joys of
black mule heroin.Copy !req
1126. why would stokes replace
Smoochy with a smack addict?Copy !req
1127. I don't know.Copy !req
1128. somebody toss me a beach towel,
because my head is swimming.Copy !req
1129. what's up?Copy !req
1130. Two f or the price of one!
How convenient.Copy !req
1131. How serendipitous.Copy !req
1132. - Get the fuck out of here!
- You eat with that mouth?Copy !req
1133. - okay, let's just all take it easy.
- Bite me, Buddha! I had her first.Copy !req
1134. - what?
- That's right, baby.Copy !req
1135. You snatched her away,
now you gots to pay.Copy !req
1136. - cork it, asshole!
- wanna explain what this is about?Copy !req
1137. Didn't she tell you of the love
we once had?Copy !req
1138. Passionate, yet tender.
old-f ashioned, yet experimental.Copy !req
1139. Randolph, you've lost your mind.Copy !req
1140. Enlighten the lad, Nora! You were
such a hot little brood mare.Copy !req
1141. - Does the bridle still fit?
- watch it...Copy !req
1142. Experiments?
I've had firmer handshakes.Copy !req
1143. Please. It's small, but it's fierce!Copy !req
1144. Hold the phone here.Copy !req
1145. Are you telling me this is true?
You and him?Copy !req
1146. No. You know, yeah.Copy !req
1147. How do you like that?Copy !req
1148. You're just an action figure
f or her collection.Copy !req
1149. shut up bef ore I jaw you again.Copy !req
1150. I got Mr. Boomy, missy!
Tell him about Jingle Jackson.Copy !req
1151. You dated Jingle Jackson too?Copy !req
1152. she used to like to play
with his bells.Copy !req
1153. what about wally the whale?Copy !req
1154. How could you do it
with wally?Copy !req
1155. There she blows!Copy !req
1156. I can't believe you didn't
tell me about this.Copy !req
1157. Listen, sheldon, I'm not proud of it.Copy !req
1158. But there was a time in my lif e...Copy !req
1159. when I was a bit
of a kiddie host groupie.Copy !req
1160. - My God, I f eel dizzy.
- This has nothing to do with us!Copy !req
1161. You're diff erent. It was another time.
I was another woman.Copy !req
1162. You've shown me a world
that I never thought could exist.Copy !req
1163. - Really?
- Yes.Copy !req
1164. what the fuck am I watching here?Copy !req
1165. Your little soap opera? shut up!Copy !req
1166. This is my show!Copy !req
1167. Do you know the power
of a condemned man?Copy !req
1168. I don't think you want
to hurt anyone here.Copy !req
1169. Go blow yourself, Martha!
Look what you've done to this place.Copy !req
1170. Dian Fossey!
when I lived here, it was Bob Fosse!Copy !req
1171. There, I had a painting
of a naked chick holding a plant.Copy !req
1172. very tasteful, no bush.
Not a picture of your mother!Copy !req
1173. we know you didn't kill spinner,
so just cool your jets!Copy !req
1174. Thank you, Mother Teresa.Copy !req
1175. Tell that to the mob outside.
They want my ass!Copy !req
1176. I'm like a goddamn toaster at Macy's!
Randolph's ass, aisle three!Copy !req
1177. we'll go to the police tomorrow.
I'll explain everything.Copy !req
1178. It'll all work out fine.
Just trust me, Randolph.Copy !req
1179. Do not start with your
magician's tricks, young Moses!Copy !req
1180. I am Pharaoh! And you are my slave.Copy !req
1181. And this is my kingdom!Copy !req
1182. Rainbow Randolph is the man
Yes, oh, yes, he isCopy !req
1183. He's the prez of Rainbow Land
Yes, oh, yes, he isCopy !req
1184. With some fun, fun here
A laugh, laugh thereCopy !req
1185. Here a dance, there a song
Everywhere is fun, funCopy !req
1186. Rainbow Randolph is the kingCopy !req
1187. - Get the gun.
- what?Copy !req
1188. Get the gun.Copy !req
1189. - You're hurting me!
- You wanna go down in flames?Copy !req
1190. The flames are too hot!
They're driving me mad!Copy !req
1191. Go ahead, kill me!Copy !req
1192. Go ahead, finish me off! I'm nothing!Copy !req
1193. Put me out of my misery.Copy !req
1194. You're not nothing, all right?Copy !req
1195. You're bitter, misguided and you got
issues with sexual identity.Copy !req
1196. But you're Rainbow Randolph.
That's worth something.Copy !req
1197. You've made a lot of children happy.Copy !req
1198. will you be my friend?Copy !req
1199. sure.Copy !req
1200. I love you both.Copy !req
1201. - You're going down to their level.
- I'm just wising up.Copy !req
1202. she's right. Don't make the same
mistake I did. Keep your dignity.Copy !req
1203. My balls! They're on fire!Copy !req
1204. I appreciate everybody's concern.
But I know what I'm doing.Copy !req
1205. I tried.Copy !req
1206. we gotta get to the arena
f or the show.Copy !req
1207. You can stay here
as long as you like. You'll be saf e.Copy !req
1208. - You've got a good man there.
- Just rest.Copy !req
1209. He's the real thing.
You're the real thing.Copy !req
1210. Thanks.Copy !req
1211. I'm a fraud. A wicked man
who's done wicked acts.Copy !req
1212. well, it's like the song says:Copy !req
1213. "we all got our bad days."Copy !req
1214. - Buggy.
- Angelo.Copy !req
1215. what are you doing?
I thought you cleaned up!Copy !req
1216. I did. I cleaned up half
the poppies in Asia.Copy !req
1217. - can I get a pretzel?
- if that's what you want.Copy !req
1218. with mustard. Everything's free.Copy !req
1219. - Here you go.
- salt.Copy !req
1220. sorry, our pretzels are salt-free.Copy !req
1221. - we should call it off.
- I can't.Copy !req
1222. There's a lot of kids and junkies
out there who are counting on me.Copy !req
1223. I got a job to do.Copy !req
1224. come on, wish me luck.Copy !req
1225. - Hi?
- Randy, is that you?Copy !req
1226. what will you wear to the show?
I hope a thong.Copy !req
1227. - Buggy's been here.
- The Dong man?Copy !req
1228. He broke in and lifted
my backstage pass.Copy !req
1229. He's doing a job f or Burke.Copy !req
1230. Gonna get a show
after the rhino's gone.Copy !req
1231. - He's higher than a prom dress in June.
- I got a bad f eeling about this.Copy !req
1232. - No shit.
- I have to go to the show.Copy !req
1233. The cops will jump on you
like a trampoline.Copy !req
1234. Burke and Ding Dong
equals trouble.Copy !req
1235. I have to save the rhino.Copy !req
1236. Randy!Copy !req
1237. America's f avorite rhino.
Ladies and gentlemen...Copy !req
1238. boys and girls, here's Smoochy!Copy !req
1239. Thank you.Copy !req
1240. Thank you.Copy !req
1241. For myself and the soon-
to-be-restored methadone clinic...Copy !req
1242. I want to thank you all
f or being here.Copy !req
1243. Hip, hip, hooray.Copy !req
1244. You all came here to hear
your f avorite Smoochy songs...Copy !req
1245. but we've got something diff erent,
something personal to me.Copy !req
1246. I've told you how important it is
to be honest about your f eelings.Copy !req
1247. If I didn't share with you what
I've been f eeling and going through...Copy !req
1248. I wouldn't be a very honest rhino,
would I?Copy !req
1249. I'm going on a journey today
and I hope you'll come along.Copy !req
1250. You need your true friends
by your side.Copy !req
1251. This is f or spinner.Copy !req
1252. Don't let them get you, Smoochy!Copy !req
1253. It's Rainbow Randolph!Copy !req
1254. No, I just look like him.Copy !req
1255. I'm trying to save a friend
from a deranged junkie.Copy !req
1256. For the kids? okay.
Friends come in all sizes.Copy !req
1257. Excuse me.Copy !req
1258. Goodbye, Smoochy.Copy !req
1259. You shot Smoochy, you bastard!Copy !req
1260. Give me the gun!Copy !req
1261. I've gotta kill him!Copy !req
1262. Get off of me!Copy !req
1263. Give me that gun!Copy !req
1264. It's Buggy!Copy !req
1265. - what do we do now?
- survival of the fittest.Copy !req
1266. It's Buggy!Copy !req
1267. That's Randolph!Copy !req
1268. Let go of me, you fucking junkie!Copy !req
1269. I never saw venice!Copy !req
1270. You okay?Copy !req
1271. I'm fucked up in general,
so it's hard to gauge.Copy !req
1272. It's Burke, he set you up!Copy !req
1273. He tried to kill you! There he is!Copy !req
1274. He's getting away!Copy !req
1275. - Burke, get back here!
- sheldon, wait!Copy !req
1276. Look, it's Smoochy!Copy !req
1277. Hey, it's Smoochy!Copy !req
1278. stop him!Copy !req
1279. - Honey, it's Smoochy!
- Smoochy!Copy !req
1280. You pull a gun on me?
A gun I gave you as a gift?Copy !req
1281. where's your etiquette?Copy !req
1282. - I'll tell you a secret about a gun.
- what?Copy !req
1283. You have to cock it.Copy !req
1284. Drop it, shithead!Copy !req
1285. Don't you move!Copy !req
1286. - You okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1287. You...Copy !req
1288. Take it easy.Copy !req
1289. You were my agent.
How could you set me up like that?Copy !req
1290. - It was circumstances.
- circumstances? You killed spinner!Copy !req
1291. It was a mistake.
I wish I could turn back time.Copy !req
1292. He was my friend, you son of a bitch!Copy !req
1293. Get up! Get up and look at me!Copy !req
1294. - You gonna shoot me?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1295. Not very Smoochy-like.Copy !req
1296. I don't f eel very
Smoochy-like right now.Copy !req
1297. wait.Copy !req
1298. Let me tell you something.
You fucked with the wrong rhino.Copy !req
1299. No!Copy !req
1300. - sheldon, halt!
- Don't do it!Copy !req
1301. Tommy, stay out of this.Copy !req
1302. Don't destroy who you are
f or this piece of shit.Copy !req
1303. Give me the gun.Copy !req
1304. My God, what am I doing?Copy !req
1305. come on, now. That's it.Copy !req
1306. I'm sorry. I don't know how
I let myself get pushed so f ar.Copy !req
1307. You're only human, darling.
come on. Let's go away.Copy !req
1308. what should we do about these guys?Copy !req
1309. Don't worry, we'll deal with them.Copy !req
1310. - You won't do anything extreme?
- Even a rat deserves mercy.Copy !req
1311. - off you go.
- Thanks a lot.Copy !req
1312. Macanudos, my ass!Copy !req
1313. we're in deep shit. Deep shit.Copy !req
1314. You boys ever traveled
together bef ore?Copy !req
1315. It's a beautiful city, but there's
a lot of grime on it, you know?Copy !req
1316. You helped give it
a little more polish.Copy !req
1317. You think?Copy !req
1318. Thanks.Copy !req
1319. Let's go home, Smooch.
The show's over.Copy !req
1320. No, it isn't. It's just beginning.Copy !req
1321. with great pleasure I introduce
to you, together f or the first time...Copy !req
1322. side by side, shoulder to shoulder,
ladies and gentlemen...Copy !req
1323. boys and girls, please welcome
Smoochy the Rhino and Rainbow Randolph!Copy !req