1. IT'S STARTING!
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2. RAINBOW RANDOLPH!
RAINBOW RANDOLPH!
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3. BOYS AND GIRLS,
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4. WELCOME TO
THE RAINBOW RANDOLPH SHOW.
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5. KIDNET TELEVISION
PROUDLY PRESENTS
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6. AMERICA'S FAVORITE
KID-SHOW HOST,
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7. THE FRIENDLIEST FRIEND
ON EARTH, RAINBOW RANDOLPH!
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8. FEATURING ANGELO PIKE
AND THE KRINKLE KIDS.
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9. THAT'S RIGHT, RAINBOW.
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10. Randolph, voice over:
AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE
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11. COMES IN ALL SIZES?
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12. OUR RAINBOW RANDOLPH
PRODUCTS.
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13. THEY'RE THERE ONLINE
FOR YOU AT...
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14. LOG ON. IT'S NOT FREE.
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15. SO, YOU'LL
MAKE SURE MY BOY
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16. DANCES UP FRONT, RIGHT?
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17. GETS TO SIT IN THE CHAIR?
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18. YEAH.
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19. YOU WANT YOUR LITTLE
BOOGER-EATER ON MY SHOW?
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20. OF COURSE.
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21. YES, VERY MUCH.
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22. THEN DON'T TELL ME
HOW TO RUN
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23. MY FUCKIN' BUSINESS.
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24. NO, WE WERE JUST—
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25. I'LL CALL YOU
IF A SPOT OPENS UP.
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26. FREEZE, COCKSUCKER!
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27. DROP THE BRIEFCASE.
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28. I NEVER TOUCHED
THE MONEY.
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29. FBI. YOU'RE
UNDER ARREST.
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30. I'M RAINBOW
FUCKIN' RANDOLPH.
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31. KIDS LOVE ME.
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32. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO REMAIN SILENT.
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33. IF YOU GIVE UP THE RIGHT
TO REMAIN SILENT,
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34. ANYTHING YOU SAY...
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35. News anchor:
CORRUPTION IN KRINKLELAND?
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36. RAINBOW RANDOLPH
BUSTED BY FEDS
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37. IN MIDTOWN PATSY'S BAR.
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38. WE'RE ON TV!
YAY!
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39. PATSY'S!
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40. GENTLEMEN,
MAY I EXPRESS
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41. THAT I AM AS SHOCKED
AND OUTRAGED BY THIS
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42. AS YOU ALL MUST BE.
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43. SAVE IT FOR
THE PAPERS, STOKES!
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44. WE GOT NERVOUS SPONSORS
AND AN ANGRY PUBLIC.
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45. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA
DO ABOUT IT?
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46. EXCELLENT QUESTION,
SIR.
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47. I'VE COMPILED A LIST
OF POTENTIAL REPLACEMENTS.
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48. CLEAN REPLACEMENTS?
WITH BACKGROUND CHECKS?
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49. GOOD CHRIST, MAN,
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50. WHERE DO YOU
DIG UP THESE PEOPLE?
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51. I CAN ASSURE YOU,
MR. STOKES,
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52. THAT THIS NETWORK
CANNOT SURVIVE
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53. ANOTHER RAINBOW RANDOLPH.
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54. SIR, ABSOLUTELY.
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55. AND IT IS MY
PERSONAL MISSION
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56. TO FIND A SATISFACTORY
REPLACEMENT.
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57. A PERFORMER
OF CHARACTER.
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58. A PERFORMER
OF HONOR.
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59. MOST IMPORTANTLY—
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60. SQUEAKY FUCKING CLEAN!
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61. SQ-SQUEAKY CLEAN, SIR.
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62. BUGGY DING DONG?
HEROIN MULE.
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63. OH. SQUARE DANCE DANNY?
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64. HE'S A WIFE BEATER.
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65. PRINCESS POPPY?
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66. DON'T BUST MY BALLS.
SORRY.
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67. SKIPPY BLACK
AND THE TIPPY TROLLS?
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68. OH, YOU KNOW,
BLACK WAS DEPORTED.
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69. AND THE TROLLS, WELL,
WHO GIVES A SHIT?
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70. THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE.
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71. I WOULD LIKE TO STRANGLE
THAT RAINBOW RANDOLPH.
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72. SQUEEZE HIS GREASY NECK
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73. UNTIL HIS EYES POP
OUT OF HIS SKULL.
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74. BEFORE INDULGING
IN CHEERY FANTASIES,
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75. LET'S CONCENTRATE
ON SAVING MY ASS.
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76. SORRY, FRANK.
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77. HEY, WHAT'S GOING' ON
WITH SHELDON MOPES THESE DAYS?
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78. OH, MY GOD, HAVE WE SUNK
TO THAT LEVEL ALREADY?
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79. SMOOCHY THE RHINO?
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80. WHAT A SAP.
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81. SAP'S JUST THE PILL
WE NEED RIGHT NOW.
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82. GET YOUR FEET
OFF MY DESK.
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83. FRANK, COME ON.
HE'S A GUY IN A SUIT.
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84. HE'S A PHONY.
A FABRIC STUFFER.
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85. TAKE AWAY
THE NETWORK MONEY
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86. AND THE FOAM RUBBER
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87. AND THEY'RE ALL
FABRIC STUFFERS.
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88. MARGINAL TALENTS,
OFF-BROADWAY RUNOFF.
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89. ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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90. OK, LAST I HEARD,
HE'S PLAYING HOSPITALS
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91. AND NURSING HOMES.
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92. HE'S BOTTOM RUNG.
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93. THIS IS IT.
THIS IS THE GUY!
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94. WE CAN DO BETTER
THAN SHELDON MOPES.
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95. COME ON, HE BRINGS NOTHING
TO THE TABLE.
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96. EXCEPT ETHICS.
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97. WITH MOPES, THERE'S NEVER
BEEN A WHIFF OF CONTROVERSY.
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98. THE GUY'S A HARMLESS,
ETHICAL CORNBALL.
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99. PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DO IT.
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100. HE'S A BOTTLE
OF PANCAKE SYRUP WITH LEGS.
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101. FRANK!
GET ME SMOOCHY.
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102. HELLO?
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103. HI, MR. MOPES,
THIS IS NORA WELLS—
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104. I'M JUST KIDDING. IT'S
AN ANSWERING MACHINE.
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105. LEAVE ME A MESSAGE
AFTER THE BEEP,
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106. OR CATCH ONE
OF MY APPEARANCES.
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107. I'LL BE OPENING
THE NEW CHILDREN'S WING
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108. OF THE CANARSEY
PUBLIC LIBRARY,
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109. OR YOU CAN CATCH
MY REGULAR
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110. FRIDAY NIGHT GIG
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111. AT THE CONEY ISLAND
METHADONE CLINIC.
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112. HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE,
AND REMEMBER,
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113. YOU CAN'T
CHANGE THE WORLD,
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114. BUT YOU CAN MAKE A DENT.
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115. YOU BET.
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116. THANKS A LOT,
FELLAS, LADIES, YEAH.
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117. LOOKING AT THE FACES HERE,
I THINK IT MIGHT
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118. BE GETTIN' TIME
TO WRAP THINGS UP,
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119. SO I'M GONNA CLOSE IT OUT
WITH A LITTLE DITTY.
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120. YOU MAY RECOGNIZE THE TUNE,
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121. BUT I'VE TAKEN A FEW
LIBERTIES WITH THE LYRICS.
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122. IF YOU FIGURE OUT
THE CHORUS,
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123. COME ON AND JOIN ON IN, OK?
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124. IT'S IMPORTANT TO GET
STARTED NOW, THOUGH.
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125. YOU KNOW WHY?
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126. CARL?
HMM?
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127. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
TALKIN' ABOUT, BROTHER.
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128. SING IT WITH ME NOW.
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129. TAKE IT EASY, MARCEAU.
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130. MR. MOPES?
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131. YEAH.
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132. HI. I SAW YOUR
PERFORMANCE TONIGHT.
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133. IT'S VERY SPIRITED.
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134. OH, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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135. YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES
I DO A LONGER SET,
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136. BUT, UH, ONCE
THE EVENING MEDS
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137. KICK IN AROUND HERE,
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138. IT'S PRETTY MUCH SLEEPY TIME
IN OLD CONEY ISLAND,
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139. SO TOUGH TO GET
A SING-ALONG GOING.
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140. WELL, AT LEAST YOU KNOW
IT'S THE SMACK
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141. THAT'S KNOCKIN' 'EM OUT,
AND NOT YOUR SINGING,
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142. RIGHT?
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143. YEAH. GOD,
I HOPE SO.
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144. LISTEN, CAN WE TALK
FOR A MINUTE?
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145. YOU KNOW, I'M HAPPY
TO DO THIS,
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146. BUT WE DO HAVE
TRAINED COUNSELORS INSIDE
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147. WHO—WHO CAN HELP YOU.
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148. WELL, YOU CAME HERE
ON THE "H" TRAIN, RIGHT?
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149. RIDIN' THE HORSE,
ON THE JUICE?
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150. NO. NO, BUT, YOU KNOW,
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151. IT'S SWEET OF YOU
TO ASSUME SO.
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152. I'M NORA WELLS.
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153. I'M VP OF DEVELOPMENT
FOR KIDNET.
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154. YOU WORK FOR KIDNET?
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155. YEAH. UH, YEAH.
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156. ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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157. YEAH, UM...
AS A HEART ATTACK.
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158. I'LL BE—I'M GLAD
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE HERE.
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159. THAT MIGHT HAVE REALLY
THROWN ME OFF MY ACT, YOU KNOW?
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160. I WAS BORN
ON NOVEMBER 11th, 1970.
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161. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HAPPENED
ON THAT DATE?
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162. NO.
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163. FIRST BROADCAST
OF SESAME STREET.
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164. YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
WHAT IT TOOK
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165. TO GET THESE GUYS TO
THROW ON A COUPLE SOY DOGS.
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166. HELLO, PEOPLE, WAKE UP
AND SMELL THE FUTURE, OK?
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167. I MEAN, ORGANIC,
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168. TWICE THE PROTEIN
OF ANY OF THIS STUFF,
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169. AND NOBODY GETS KILLED.
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170. YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.
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171. I'M GONNA GET YOU
ON THESE GLUTEN-FREE BUNS
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172. BEFORE I'M FINISHED
WITH YOU.
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173. WE'RE GONNA CHANGE
THE WORLD, BROTHER.
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174. ALL RIGHT, SHELDON.
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175. SO, ANYWAY,
LIKE I WAS SAYING,
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176. MY FRIENDS ARE
ALWAYS TELLING ME,
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177. "SHELDON, AS TALENTED
AS YOU ARE,
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178. "IF YOU DON'T LEARN TO
SELL YOURSELF A LITTLE,
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179. "YOU'RE ALWAYS
GONNA BE PLAYING
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180. TO A VERY APPRECIATIVE,
BUT LIMITED AUDIENCE."
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181. SPIRULINA WITH A LITTLE
ALMOND BUTTER.
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182. YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANNA
TRY ONE OF THESE?
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183. BELIEVE IT OR NOT, NO.
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184. THIS IS CHILDREN'S
ENTERTAINMENT
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185. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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186. IT'S ABOUT—IT'S ABOUT
DOING GOOD WORK
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187. AND HAVING INTEGRITY.
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188. I MEAN, PUTTING ON
A GOOD SHOW,
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189. BUT WITH THE FOUNDATION
OF A POSITIVE MESSAGE.
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190. YOU CAN'T BUILD
A FOUNDATION
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191. WITH PLASTER OF PARIS,
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192. YOU BUILD IT
WITH CONCRETE, YOU KNOW?
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193. THAT IS CONCRETE,
SISTER!
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194. THAT IS INTEGRITY!
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195. I CAN SEE THAT.
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196. I'M SORRY.
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197. LISTEN, MR. MOPES,
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198. THE REASON THAT
I'M HERE TODAY...
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199. KIDNET IS CURRENTLY
LOOKING FOR A PERFORMER
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200. WITH CONVICTIONS
AND INTEGRITY.
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201. SOMEBODY LIKE YOURSELF.
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202. HOLD THE PHONE.
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203. YOU'RE TELLIN' ME
THAT KIDNET
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204. IS FINALLY READY
TO PURSUE A SHOW
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205. OF SMOOCHY CALIBER?
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206. I MEAN, TO COMMIT
TO SMOOCHY QUALITY?
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207. YES, I BELIEVE WE'RE READY
TO PUSH OURSELVES
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208. TO THAT LEVEL.
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209. I KNEW IT! I KNEW—
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210. I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT.
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211. IF I WAITED LONG ENOUGH,
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212. I KNEW THAT
SOMEBODY WAS GONNA
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213. COME ALONG ONE DAY,
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214. TOOK A LOOK AT ME,
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215. AND UNDERSTOOD
WHAT I DO.
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216. THAT'S YOU, ISN'T IT?
YOU GET ME.
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217. I'M AFRAID SO.
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218. WELL, NORA WELLS,
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219. MISS VP
OF DEVELOPMENT,
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220. LET'S YOU AND ME GO
MAKE SOME HISTORY.
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221. I LIKE IT.
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222. MAKE SURE YOU GET
YOUR $50 BUMP
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223. FOR WORKIN' IN SMOKE
THIS WEEK.
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224. WHAT'S UP, DAWG?
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225. HEY, ANGELO,
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226. YOU KNOW, I BEEN MEANING
TO TELL YOU,
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227. I WAS A BIG FAN
OF YOUR WORK
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228. WITH THE KRINKLE KIDS,
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229. AND I REALLY APPRECIATE
YOU COMING OVER
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230. AND BEING A RHINETTE.
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231. A JOB'S A JOB.
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232. OK, SEE YOU OUT THERE.
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233. YEAH!
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234. BEGINNIN' TO THINK YOU
WEREN'T COMIN', FRANK.
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235. YOU'D FORGOTTEN
ABOUT ME.
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236. I AGREED TO MEET YOU,
DIDN'T I?
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237. I HAD A DINNER ENGAGEMENT.
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238. REALLY?
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239. I USED TO HAVE
DINNER ENGAGEMENTS.
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240. 4 OR 5 A NIGHT.
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241. DON'T DO THIS, RANDY.
COME ON.
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242. I'D WALK INTO
A RESTAURANT, FRANK,
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243. 10 GUYS WOULD REACH
FOR MY HAT.
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244. I'D STAND UP
TO TAKE A PISS,
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245. THEY'D CLEAR THE REST ROOM.
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246. YOU KNOW WHY, FRANK?
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247. I'M RAINBOW FUCKIN' RANDOLPH,
THAT'S WHY!
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248. YOU THROUGH?
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249. WHAT, YOU GOT THINGS
TO DO?
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250. YOU DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR ME?
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251. THE GUY WHO
EARNED FOR YOU,
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252. PUT THE ARMANI SURPLUS SUITS
ON YOUR BACK?
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253. THE COQ AU VIN
IN YOUR BROOKLYN MOUTH?
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254. YEAH, I THINK IT'S FAIR TO
SAY WE HELPED EACH OTHER,
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255. THOUGH SOMEONE MESSED UP
THE ARRANGEMENT.
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256. WHO COULD THAT HAVE BEEN?
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257. OH, THAT'S RIGHT, IT WAS
RAINBOW FUCKIN' RANDOLPH!
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258. FOR WHAT, RANDY?
ASS WIPE MONEY!
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259. FRANK, YOU GOTTA
FIX THIS.
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260. I WANT MY OLD
TIME SLOT BACK.
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261. I CAN'T SIT BY AND WATCH
WHILE THAT RHINOCEROS,
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262. THAT ONE-HORN CARPETBAGGER,
GETS MY TIME SLOT.
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263. HE GETS A FREE RIDE
ON MY DIME.
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264. COME ON, FRANK,
WE GOT A HISTORY.
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265. THERE'S NOTHIN'
I CAN DO FOR YOU.
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266. YOU'RE A PARIAH.
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267. I CAN'T EVEN BE SEEN
WITH YOU.
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268. DON'T DO THIS
TO ME, FRANK.
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269. I'M DROWNING.
I'M GOING DOWN
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270. FOR THE LAST TIME HERE.
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271. THEY KICKED ME OUT
OF THE CORPORATE PENTHOUSE.
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272. I'M HOMELESS.
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273. PUT YOURSELF
IN MY CAPEZZIOS, BUDDY.
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274. YOU KNOW,
THE UGLY TRUTH IS,
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275. YOU'RE SHOES
HAVE BECOME MY SHOES.
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276. AS LONG AS THE RHINO'S
ON THE AIR,
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277. EVERYTHING'S
BY THE BOOK.
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278. NO PERCENTAGE,
NO SKIM, NOTHIN'.
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279. THE NETWORK WANTED SQUEAKY
CLEAN, AND THEY GOT IT, BOY.
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280. MOPES IS SPARKLING.
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281. PLEASE.
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282. YOU'RE BROKE?
YOU GOT NOTHIN' LEFT?
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283. EXACTLY.
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284. THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN
TRYING TO TELL YOU, BUDDY.
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285. WHAT'S THIS?
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286. IT'S A RAINFOREST
BENEFIT FREEBIE BAG.
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287. IT'S A DISPOSABLE CAMERA,
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288. SOME KAHLUA-FLAVORED
PEANUTS,
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289. HAND LOTIONS,
NO ANIMAL-TESTED.
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290. DON'T EVER CONTACT ME
AGAIN, RANDY.
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291. GET OUT OF THE CAR.
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292. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
WITH THE HAND LOTION,
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293. JERKOFF!
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294. YOU'LL GET YOURS, FRANK!
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295. THE RHINO, TOO!
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296. WHEELS ARE TURNING!
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297. EVEN A GUY
WHO'S SQUEAKY CLEAN
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298. FALLS INTO THE MUD.
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299. THE SMOOCHY DOLL
AND THE RHINETTE DOLLS
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300. WOULD BE SOLD
SEPARATELY, OF COURSE.
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301. AGAIN, THESE ARE
JUST PROTOTYPES,
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302. BUT I'VE BEEN ASSURED
BY FUNTONE
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303. THAT ALL THE BUGS
WOULD BE WORKED OUT
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304. BEFORE CHRISTMAS.
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305. OK, LET'S RECAP
BEFORE WE BREAK UP.
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306. YES TO THE SMOOCHY
ICE CREAM,
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307. YES TO THE SMOOCHY
STRING CHEESE.
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308. GREEN-LIT ON
THE SMOOCHY COLA,
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309. AND WE'RE IN
A DICK-MEASURING CONTEST
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310. WITH BROWN & BROWN
OVER THE SHAMPOO SPLIT.
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311. OK, TIME OUT, PEOPLE.
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312. LOOK, LET'S JUST
HOLD THE PHONE A SECOND.
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313. HEY, IF I MIGHT
INTERJECT SOMETHING,
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314. I THINK WE NEED
TO REEXAMINE
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315. OUR BASIC PRINCIPLES
HERE A LITTLE BIT.
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316. NOW, WE ARE STILL TRYING—
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317. SMOOCHY IS STILL TRYING
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318. TO EARN THE TRUST
OF THESE KIDS.
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319. I DON'T THINK
WE'RE GONNA DO THAT
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320. BY SELLING 'EM STRING CHEESE
AND SHAMPOO
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321. AND SMOOCHY COLA, WHICH
CONTAINS NO LESS THAN 2
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322. ADDICTIVE SUBSTANCES,
I MIGHT ADD.
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323. I JUST THINK THAT
WE NEED TO FOCUS
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324. ON PUTTING TOGETHER
THE BEST SHOW POSSIBLE
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325. RIGHT NOW, YOU KNOW?
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326. DELIVER A POSITIVE MESSAGE,
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327. BUT WITHOUT ALL
THE BELLS AND WHISTLES
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328. AND RICKETA-RACKETA.
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329. SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY? CAN
I GET AN "AMEN," SOMEBODY?
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330. I MEAN, ARE YOU WITH ME
ON THIS, TEAM?
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331. OOH!
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332. OH, DAMN.
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333. WHOA! WHOA!
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334. I GOT THAT.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
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335. SHUT THE DOOR,
PLEASE, JEN.
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336. NOW LOCK IT.
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337. THANKS. ALSO, WE'RE
STILL DETERMINING
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338. WHETHER SMOOCH-Os
SHOULD BE FROSTED
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339. OR FRUIT-FLAVORED.
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340. IF ANYBODY HAS
A STRONG FEELING
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341. ONE WAY OR ANOTHER—
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342. INTERESTINGLY, OUR
PREFERENCE SURVEY SHOWS
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343. A DEAD HEAT.
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344. SO, FROSTED FOR THE OLD
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345. AND FRUITY
FOR THE YOUNG.
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346. HAVE 'EM BOTH.
OH, GOOD.
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347. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I LIKE FROSTED. I LIKE SWEETER.
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348. YEAH, ME, TOO.
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349. YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS A KID,
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350. I ALWAYS ATE FROSTED CEREALS.
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351. LET'S GO
THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY...
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352. I WANT TO TELL YOU HONESTLY,
THOUGH, THAT I FELT—
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353. HEY, NORA. WAIT UP.
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354. HEY, NORA, LISTEN.
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355. I JUST WANTED TO SAY
I THOUGHT THAT WAS
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356. A GOOD MEETING TODAY.
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357. I MEAN, I THINK WE
TACKLED SOME HOT ISSUES,
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358. BUT IT DID FEEL,
IF I'M HONEST,
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359. THAT ONCE OR TWICE
MY VOICE
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360. WASN'T REALLY
BEING HEARD.
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361. I THINK THAT'S
A CONSERVATIVE ESTIMATE.
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362. LOOK, I JUST WANT
THE SHOW TO HAVE WEIGHT.
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363. YOU KNOW, SUBSTANCE,
LIKE WE TALKED ABOUT.
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364. I MEAN, SILLY SONGS,
ABSOLUTELY,
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365. BUT, YOU KNOW,
WITH A MESSAGE.
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366. CAN YOU GUESS HOW MANY
ORIGINAL COMPOSITIONS
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367. I HAVE IN
THE SMOOCHY SONGBOOK?
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368. DO YOU SENSE MY COMPLETE
LACK OF INTEREST?
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369. OVER 300, ON SUBJECTS
FROM THE DELICIOUSNESS
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370. OF VEGETABLES
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371. TO THE IMPORTANCE
OF DONATING PLASMA.
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372. I'M JUST SAYING
I'M A VALUABLE RESOURCE,
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373. NORA, AND I WANT YOU
TO USE ME.
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374. OK, STOP TALKING.
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375. I'M GONNA MAKE THIS
REAL EASY FOR YOU.
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376. THE ONLY REASON YOU'RE
ON TV RIGHT NOW
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377. IS BECAUSE
RAINBOW RANDOLPH
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378. IS A DEGENERATE SCUMBAG.
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379. I DIDN'T DISCOVER YOU,
I DELIVERED YOU,
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380. LIKE A SACK
OF GROCERIES.
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381. I'VE GOT A BIGGER
EMOTIONAL INVESTMENT
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382. IN MY NAIL POLISH.
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383. SO DON'T PEDDLE YOUR SAP
TO ME, RHINO.
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384. YOUR JOB IS JUST TO
SMILE AND NOD YOUR HEAD.
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385. LOOK, DON'T
GET ME WRONG, OK?
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386. I MEAN, I'M NOT
LITERALLY COMPARING
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387. CAPTAIN KANGAROO
TO JESUS CHRIST.
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388. I'M JUST SAYING THAT
THE CAPTAIN, LIKE CHRIST,
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389. WAS SOMEONE THAT, YOU KNOW,
YOU COULD REALLY,
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390. REALLY BELIEVE IN.
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391. I MEAN, WITH THOSE GUYS,
IT JUST—
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392. IT WASN'T ABOUT ALL
THE BELLS AND WHISTLES
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393. AND THE RICKETA-RACKETA.
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394. IT WAS ALL ABOUT THE WORK.
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395. ESPECIALLY JESUS.
I MEAN, FORGET ABOUT IT.
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396. I NEVER SAW ANYBODY
GET BUZZED
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397. ON ORANGE JUICE BEFORE.
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398. I'LL TELL YOU
A LITTLE SECRET.
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399. YOU POP A LITTLE OF THIS
LIQUID ALFALFA IN IT...
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400. IT'S BLAST OFF TIME.
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401. LET ME HAVE
A FIVE CROWN.
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402. HEY.
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403. SMOOCHY THE RHINO.
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404. YEAH, THAT'S ME.
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405. HEY, I'M A BIG FAN.
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406. WOW! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
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407. THAT'S THE FIRST TIME
ANYBODY'S EVER RECOGNIZED ME
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408. OUT OF THE SUIT.
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409. BURKE BENNETT.
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410. I REPRESENT KID SHOW TALENT.
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411. SHELDON MOPES.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
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412. NICE TO MEET YOU.
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413. THAT'S THE WAY THESE
NETWORK GOONS OPERATE.
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414. I REMEMBER STOKES
WAS TRYING
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415. TO SCREW HIM OUT OF SOME
MERCHANDISING POINTS.
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416. CLAIMED HE HAD A WHOLE
WAREHOUSE FULL OF DICKY DOLLS
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417. UP IN THE BRONX
THAT WEREN'T MOVIN'.
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418. FRANK AND I
ARE FRIENDS FOR YEARS,
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419. SO I SAY TO HIM,
"OK, COCK,
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420. SHOW ME THE WAREHOUSE."
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421. MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT,
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422. I WALK OUTTA THERE
WITH A CHECK FOR 100 GRAND,
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423. STOKES IS SITTIN' THERE
WITH HIS THUMB UP HIS ASS.
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424. WOW. WELL, LOOK,
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425. I MEAN, THAT'S A—
THAT'S A GREAT STORY,
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426. BUT THE THING IS,
WITH ME,
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427. I DON'T CARE ABOUT
ANY OF THAT STUFF.
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428. I DON'T CARE
ABOUT SMOOCHY DOLLS.
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429. I DON'T CARE ABOUT
SMOOCHY CHOCOLATES,
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430. SMOOCHY FLOOR WAX.
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431. ALL I CARE ABOUT IS
GETTIN' CREATIVE INPUT
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432. ON MY OWN SHOW.
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433. YOU KNOW, THIS RHINO
CAME FROM MY WOMB, OK?
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434. I BIRTHED HIM,
I NURSED HIM,
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435. AND, DAMN IT,
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436. I OUGHT TO BE THE ONE
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437. WHO RAISES HIM.
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438. IT'S ALL ABOUT
THE DOUGH, SHEL.
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439. ONCE YOU GET THE MONEY,
YOU GET THE POWER.
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440. ONCE YOU GET THE POWER,
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441. YOU CAN HAVE SMOOCHY
WALK OUT THERE
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442. WITH A DILDO STRAPPED
TO HIS HEAD, IF YOU WANT.
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443. I DON'T THINK I'VE
THOUGHT OF THAT IDEA
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444. SPECIFICALLY,
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445. BUT I DO SEE WHERE
YOU'RE GOING WITH THIS.
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446. HERE. WHEN YOU'RE READY
TO TALK,
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447. I'LL CUT THE STRINGS.
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448. I'LL OPEN THE MAGIC DOOR
FOR YOU.
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449. WELL, HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
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450. I LAID THE GROUNDWORK.
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451. HE'S A PIGGY BANK
WITH A HORN.
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452. YOU'LL MAKE MORE MONEY
WITH HIM
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453. THAN 20 RAINBOW RANDOLPHS.
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454. VERY IMPORTANT TO
THE PARADE OF HOPE.
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455. IT'S IN THE BAG.
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456. WE MIGHT HAVE TO
MASSAGE HIM A LITTLE.
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457. DON'T MAKE ME
LOSE MY SMILE,
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458. BURKEY BOY.
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459. A SPECIAL BATCH OF COOKIES
FOR A VERY SPECIAL RHINO.
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460. OH, HOW THOUGHTFUL OF ME.
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461. THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.
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462. YOU'RE GOING TO LEARN
ABOUT SHAME,
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463. MY DEAR SMOOCHY,
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464. AND I'M YOUR PROFESSOR.
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465. EXCUSE ME,
CAN I TALK TO YOU
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466. FOR A SECOND?
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467. WHY WAS THE PLEASE AND
THANK YOU SONG CUT?
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468. BECAUSE IT'S SAPPY
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469. AND IT TAKES AWAY
FROM THE COOKIE SONG.
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470. IT ENHANCES IT.
THE COOKIE SONG
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471. IS A MEANINGLESS
PIECE OF FLUFF
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472. WITHOUT THE PLEASE
AND THANK YOU CODA.
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473. THAT'S THE LESSON, NORA.
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474. THAT'S THE WHOLE
MORAL ANCHOR.
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475. IT'S CUT. AND I WANT
THE COOKIE SONG LYRICS
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476. CHANGED BACK
TO THE WAY THEY WERE.
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477. I WILL NOT
ENCOURAGE CHILDREN
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478. TO CONSUME ENDLESS AMOUNTS
OF REFINED SUGAR.
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479. I'M SORRY. I HAVE TO
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING
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480. AND LIKE MYSELF.
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481. THIS IS NETWORK
TELEVISION, BUDDY,
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482. NOT A SPROUT FARM.
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483. YOU'RE HERE TO SELL
SUGAR AND PLASTIC.
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484. DO YOU HEAR
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?
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485. YEAH.
WELL, I WON'T DO IT.
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486. YES, YOU WILL.
I WILL NOT—
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487. DOES THAT SAY NORA'S
MAGIC JUNGLE?
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488. I DON'T THINK SO.
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489. SO DON'T TALK TO ME
LIKE THAT
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490. BECAUSE I AM NOT
YOUR PUPPET.
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491. SINCE WHEN?
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492. NOT GET YOUR SPONGY
PINK ASS OUT THERE
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493. AND DANCE FOR THE CAMERAS.
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494. YOU KNOW, THIS IS
A KIDS SHOW.
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495. THOSE—
THOSE ARE CHILDREN
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496. I'M SINGING TO
OUT THERE.
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497. YOU DON'T EVEN
SEE CHILDREN ANYMORE.
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498. YOU JUST SEE WALLETS
WITH PIGTAILS.
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499. BON SOIR, LA SMOOCHY.
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500. WELCOME
TO FATTY ARBUCKLE LAND.
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501. DON'T WORRY, LITTLE ONES,
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502. RAINBOW RANDOLPH
WILL RETURN.
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503. ALL RIGHT.
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504. YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
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505. MAN, I'LL
TELL YOU SOMETHING,
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506. ALL THAT JIGGYIN'
AND ZIGGYIN'
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507. REALLY MAKES ME HUNGRY,
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508. AND WHEN I GET HUNGRY,
YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS.
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509. MAGIC COOKIE TIME!
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510. WHAT?
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511. MAGIC COOKIE TIME!
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512. THAT'S RIGHT.
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513. EVERYBODY IN THE MIDDLE.
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514. GET IN THE MIDDLE.
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515. ANGELO, HIT ME.
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516. YEAH!
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517. GIVE 'EM A COOKIE.
GIVE 'EM A COOKIE.
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518. HE DIDN'T
CHANGE 'EM BACK.
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519. YEAH!
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520. WHATEVER THAT MEANS,
YOU FUCKING PEASANT.
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521. YEAH!
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522. WHO WANTS
THE FIRST COOKIE?
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523. All kids: ME!
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524. LET'S SEE WHAT
WE GOT TODAY.
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525. GIVE 'EM A COOKIE.
GIVE 'EM A COOKIE!
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526. OH...
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527. OH!
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528. OH, MY...
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529. IT'S A... A...
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530. IT'S, UM—IT'S A—
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531. IT'S A...
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532. IT'S A ROCKET SHIP!
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533. IT'S A ROCKET SHIP
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534. TO FLY US TO JUNGLE LAND!
HERE WE GO!
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535. FUCK!
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536. FOLLOW ME.
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537. WE'RE FLYIN'
OVER THE TREES
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538. ON OUR MAGIC ROCKET.
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539. OH, WHAT A SPECIAL DAY,
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540. WITH SUCH SPECIAL COOKIES.
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541. WHAT ARE YOU, BLIND?
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542. IT'S A COCK!
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543. IT'S NOT A ROCKET,
YOU SICK FUCK,
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544. IT'S A COCK!
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545. RANDOLPH!
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546. LOOK, IT'S A COCK
AND BALLS!
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547. IT'S A DICK.
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548. A CHORIZO
AND THE HUEVOS.
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549. IT'S A BIG STIFFY!
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550. YEAH, IT'S A PENIS!
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551. PENIS MAXIMUS.
A WILLIE! A WEENIE!
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552. MR. JIGGLE DADDY.
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553. GET HIM OUT OF HERE!
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554. THE ONE-EYED
WONDER WEASEL.
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555. DON'T YOU SEE THAT?
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556. JIMMY AND THE TWINS.
RUMPLEFORESKIN.
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557. HE MADE IT.
HE MADE THAT THING.
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558. IT'S MADE
FROM DIL-DOUGH.
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559. WAVE BYE-BYE.
WAIT!
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560. THANKS FOR VISITING.
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561. AAH! LET GO OF ME!
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562. I'M RAINBOW
FUCKING RANDOLPH.
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563. I KNOW THE WAY OU—AAH!
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564. OW—GOD—NO—OW!
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565. WELL, LET ME JUST
START BY SAYING
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566. I REALLY WANT
TO THANK YOU ALL
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567. FOR HAVING
THIS LITTLE SIT-DOWN.
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568. I DO THINK
WE HAVE A FEW WRINKLES
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569. WE NEED TO IRON OUT
IN THE COMMUNICATION
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570. AND COLLABORATION
DEPARTMENTS.
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571. NOW, MIND YOU, I'M NOT
POINTING ANY FINGERS.
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572. LORD KNOWS, YOU START
POINTING FINGERS
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573. AND SOMEONE'S GONNA
GET POKED.
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574. AND I WANT YOU BOTH TO KNOW
THAT IT'S NOT MY INTENTION
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575. TO TRY AND POKE
EITHER OF YOU.
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576. ANYHOO, UH, THIS IS
MY NEW AGENT, BURKE BENNETT.
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577. BURKE HAS A LOT
OF EXPERIENCE FACILITATING
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578. IN EXACTLY THESE KINDS
OF SITUATIONS,
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579. AND I THINK HE'S GONNA
HELP US THROUGH
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580. THIS MOMENT TOGETHER.
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581. HERE'S BURKE.
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582. THANK YOU, SHELDON.
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583. FRANK, YOU SEE THIS GUY?
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584. TAKE A GOOD LOOK,
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585. BECAUSE THIS GUY
SAVED YOUR ASS.
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586. WITHOUT HIM,
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587. YOU'D BE SITTIN'
IN KAPLAN'S RIGHT NOW
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588. SUCKIN' CLUB SODA
THROUGH A PAPER STRAW,
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589. WHILE YOUR TABLE AT 21
WAS OCCUPIED
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590. BY THE NEW
MARION FRANK STOKES
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591. AND HIS TWAT DU JOUR.
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592. EXCUSE ME, HONEY.
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593. THERE'S NO EXCUSE
FOR YOU.
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594. BURKE, WE'VE
ALWAYS MANAGED
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595. TO COME TO SOME SORT
OF AN ARRANGEMENT.
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596. WHY THE FIREWORKS?
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597. BECAUSE I'M HOLDING
ALL THE GUNPOWDER.
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598. I HAPPEN TO REPRESENT
THE MAN WHO CREATED,
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599. OWNS, AND CONTROLS
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600. EVERY INCH
OF SMOOCHY THE RHINO.
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601. YOU SEEM TO FORGET,
BURKE,
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602. THAT WE WENT OUT
AND FOUND THIS GUY.
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603. DUG UP HIS CORPSE,
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604. HANDED HIM HIS OWN SHOW
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605. WHEN HE COULDN'T
SELL HIS FACE
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606. TO A PHOTO BOOTH.
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607. WELL, THAT'S NOT
EXACTLY TRUE, NORA.
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608. THERE'S WAS A LOT OF PEOPLE
WENT OUT FOR THAT CLINIC GIG,
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609. AND I WAS THE ONE
THEY ENDED UP GOING—
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610. ALLOW ME TO UNTANGLE
THIS WEB OF SHIT.
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611. I DON'T CARE
IF HIS LAST JOB
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612. WAS JUGGLING APPLES
FOR A HUT FULL OF PYGMIES
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613. ON THE OUTSKIRTS
OF THE CONGO.
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614. THIS MAN FITS THE BILL,
AND YOU NEED HIM.
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615. AND THAT IS WHY THE RHINO
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616. IS GONNA GET
WHAT HE DESERVES.
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617. AND WHAT WOULD
THAT BE, EXACTLY?
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618. TO THE STAR AND NEW
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
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619. OF THE SMOOCHY SHOW.
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620. I'M STILL IN SHOCK.
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621. MM-HMM.
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622. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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623. YOU GOTTA RUN ME
THROUGH THIS AGAIN.
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624. I HAVE COMPLETE CREATIVE
CONTROL OF MY SHOW?
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625. TOTAL, TOTAL, TOTAL.
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626. VETO POWER OVER
ALL MERCHANDISING?
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627. THE CORPORATE PENTHOUSE
IS MINE?
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628. CUSHY.
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629. I MUST BE DREAMING.
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630. HEH HEH.
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631. JUST THINK OF IT
AS THE HIGH LIFE, SHEL.
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632. YOU GOTTA GET
USED TO THIS.
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633. PRETTY SOON
YOU'RE GONNA BE
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634. PISSIN' ON $100 BILLS
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635. JUST TO SEE THE LOOK
ON FRANKLIN'S FACE.
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636. I DON'T THINK I COULD
EVER DO THAT.
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637. I HAVE MUCH
TOO MUCH RESPECT
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638. FOR WHAT THAT MAN
ACCOMPLISHED.
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639. UH, YEAH, YEAH.
HE'S A GOOD MAN.
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640. HERE.
WHAT'S THIS?
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641. KEEP IT DOWN.
KEEP IT DOWN.
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642. WHAT DID YOU DO,
YOU OLD SNAKE?
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643. I GOT YOU A LITTLE
GRADUATION PRESENT.
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644. THINK OF IT AS A TOOL
OF THE TRADE.
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645. BURKE, I CAN'T
ACCEPT THIS.
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646. NO?
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647. I'VE NEVER OWNED A GUN.
I DON'T BELIEVE IN THEM.
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648. REALLY?
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649. WHEN WE WERE KIDS
AND MY BROTHERS AND I
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650. PLAYED COWBOYS
AND INDIANS,
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651. I WAS ALWAYS THE CHINESE
RAILROAD WORKER.
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652. TRUST ME, SHELDON,
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653. IT'S A HANDY ACCESSORY
TO HAVE IN THIS BUSINESS.
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654. THERE WE GO. LET ME
GET THAT FOR YOU, HUH?
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655. OH, BOY.
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656. LOOK, WHEN THIS GUY
COMES OVER TO THE TABLE,
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657. DO NOT TALK TO HIM,
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658. OR HE'LL STAY HERE
YACKIN' ALL NIGHT.
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659. HEH HEH HEH.
I LOVE THAT ONE.
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660. IS THAT SPINNER DUNN,
THE BOXER?
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661. FRIED BEANS. BUT, HEY,
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662. YOU DON'T RETIRE WITH
A RECORD OF 81 AND 59
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663. AND END UP THE GOVERNOR.
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664. WELL, HE'S GOTTA HAVE
A COUPLE SMARTS
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665. TO RUN A PLACE
LIKE THIS.
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666. SPINNER? HE COULDN'T RUN
A WATER FAUCET.
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667. HE'S A MASCOT.
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668. IT'S HIS COUSIN,
TOMMY COTTER.
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669. SHE'S A HEAVY HITTER.
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670. HER AND HER BOYS,
THEY RUN THE JOINT.
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671. IRISH MOB.
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672. WELL, HOW DO YOU
LIKE THAT?
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673. GOOD STRAWBERRIES
AND—AND, UH—
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674. HEY...
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675. HERE HE COMES.
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676. HEY, YOU KNOW WHO'S—
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677. HEY! HEY, SMOOCHY!
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678. HEY. HI, I'M SPINNER.
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679. HEY, I'M SO EXCITED
TO MEET YOU!
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680. WELL, I'M EXCITED
TO MEET YOU, TOO, SPINNER.
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681. I'M SPINNER.
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682. RIGHT.
YEAH.
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683. YEAH, OK.
HA HA HA HA.
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684. YOU'RE A FAN OF THE SHOW.
THAT'S AMAZING.
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685. HEY, SMOOCH,
YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE?
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686. I LOVE WHEN YOU DO
THE, UH, UH,
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687. THE JIGGY-ZIGGY DANCE,
YOU KNOW?
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688. YOU KNOW THE ONE YOU DO
DURING SILLY TIME?
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689. OH, YEAH, THAT'S ONE
OF OUR BIG NUMBERS.
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690. HEY, HEY, HEY!
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691. YOU WANNA SEE ME DO IT?
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692. SEE YOU DO THE—THE WHAT?
THE JIGGY-ZIGGY?
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693. YEAH.
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694. WELL, SOMETIME,
YOU KNOW?
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695. I'LL DO IT FOR YOU
RIGHT HERE. I'LL DO IT.
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696. HEY, SMOOCH, I'LL DO IT.
WATCH. UH...
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697. EXCUSE ME, SENATOR.
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698. SURE, TOMMY.
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699. OH, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
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700. OH, WELL I LOVE YOU,
TOO, SPINNER.
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701. HEY, I'M SPINNER.
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702. RIGHT.
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703. HEY, SPINNER. SPINNER.
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704. COME OVER HERE
AND MEET THE SENATOR.
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705. OH, I—OH, I GOT—
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706. YOU GO AHEAD.
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707. OK. ALL RIGHT. HEY.
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708. SMOOCHY'S HERE, TOMMY!
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709. THAT'S NICE FOR YOU.
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710. I'M HAPPY.
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711. WOW, WAIT TILL
I TELL MY FOLKS
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712. I MET SPINNER DUNN.
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713. THE ONE AND ONLY.
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714. WELL, HE SURE SEEMS
LIKE A SWEET GUY.
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715. HEY, DON'T GO ANYWHERE,
SMOOCHY.
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716. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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717. I HAVE TO TAKE A DUMP.
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718. I THINK YOU MADE
A NEW FRIEND, KID.
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719. WHEW.
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720. EVER SINCE RANDOLPH
GOT PINCHED,
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721. WE'VE GOT AIR
IN THE PIPES.
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722. WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'
TO RESTORE FLOW?
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723. THE PROBLEM IS THE RHINO'S
STILL A LITTLE GREEN,
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724. BUT I'M SURE, EVENTUALLY,
HE'LL COME AROUND.
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725. IT'S JUST, HE'S GOT
TO GET A TASTE
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726. OF HOW WE DO THINGS.
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727. I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR EVENTUALLY, FRANK.
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728. EVENTUALLY WE ALL
GROW OLD AND DIE,
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729. ONLY SOMETIMES
THE GROWIN' OLD PART
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730. DOESN'T HAPPEN.
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731. I'M DOIN' THE BEST I CAN.
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732. THE NETWORK BOARD
IS WATCHING VERY CLOSELY.
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733. YOU GOT YOURSELF
A PROBLEM, SON.
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734. NOW, THE RHINO BETTER
LEARN TO PLAY BALL,
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735. AND SOON.
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736. OTHERWISE, HE MIGHT NEED
A LITTLE COACHING.
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737. WIPE YOUR FOREHEAD, FRANK.
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738. YOU GOT PLENTY OF TIME
TO SWEAT.
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739. YEAH, WHO IS IT?
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740. OPEN UP, BABY.
IT'S RANDOLPH.
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741. IT'S BEEN
A LONG TIME.
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742. RANDY.
ANGIE.
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743. FUCKING TRAITOR!
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744. MY BODY
WAS BARELY COLD
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745. AND YOU WENT TO WORK
FOR THE RHINO.
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746. I GOTTA EAT,
DON'T I?
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747. YOU STRAPPED
THAT HORN ON FASTER
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748. THAN A HOOKER
LEAVES SALT LAKE.
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749. YOU'RE A
KRINKLE KID,
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750. NOT A SMOOCH-BAG!
SAY IT!
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751. RHINETTE!
SAY IT.
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752. "I AM A
KRINKLE KID!"
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753. SAY IT BEFORE GOD
AND ALL THE BONES
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754. OF THE SAINTS.
SAY IT!
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755. I'M A RHINETTE,
YOU GOT THAT?
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756. THE KRINKLE KIDS
ARE 10 FEET UNDER!
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757. WITH YOU.
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758. I MISSED YOU SO MUCH.
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759. CAN I STAY HERE?
I GOT NO PLACE ELSE TO GO.
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760. THEY KICKED ME OUT OF
THE CORPORATE PENTHOUSE.
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761. SONS OF BITCHES.
THAT'S HOW I GOT THIS BEAUTY.
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762. I GOT LIENS, BACK TAXES,
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763. LAWYERS' BILLS,
THREATS AGAINST MY LIFE.
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764. I GOT THE WHOLE WORLD
UP MY FUCKIN' ASS.
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765. DON'T YOU WORRY.
I GOT A LONG MEMORY, BABY.
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766. 'CAUSE WHAT THEY SOW,
THEY GONNA REAP, ANGIE.
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767. STOP DOING THIS
TO YOURSELF.
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768. DON'T PISS YOUR LIFE
AWAY LIKE THIS.
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769. BUT IT'S THE RHINO, ANGIE.
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770. THE DEVIL SENT HIM
FROM HELL TO DESTROY ME.
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771. SMOOCHY IS THE FACE OF EVIL.
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772. HEY,
CONGRATULATIONS, SHELDON.
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773. HEY.
HEY, HOW YA DOIN'?
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774. CONGRATULATIONS,
MR. MOPES.
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775. OH, THANKS.
THANKS A LOT. THANKS.
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776. MR. MOPES, LET ME
GET THAT FOR YOU.
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777. OH.
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778. YOUR OFFICE IS
JUST OVER HERE.
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779. AND IF YOU
NEED ANYTHING,
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780. JUST LET
ME KNOW.
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781. OK, THANKS, NATASHA.
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782. YEAH.
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783. NO, I GOTTA WORK
TONIGHT. I CAN'T.
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784. I'LL COME SUNDAY.
OK, THAT'S—
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785. I just wanna
talk to you a little bit.
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786. Like, 5 minutes, maybe?
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787. LISTEN, MA,
CAN I CALL YOU BACK?
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788. YEAH, SOME ASSHOLE'S
SCREAMING IN MY EAR.
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789. OK, THANKS. BYE.
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790. YEAH?
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791. I'M SORRY.
YOU DIDN'T HAVE
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792. TO GET OFF
THE PHONE.
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793. IF I DIDN'T,
YOU'D STILL BE HERE.
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794. BUT I AM STILL HERE.
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795. I'M HOPING
TO CORRECT THAT.
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796. OH, LISTEN, NORA.
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797. YOU KNOW, UH,
I CAN UNDERSTAND
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798. THAT IT MIGHT FEEL
A LITTLE AWKWARD FOR YOU.
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799. MAYBE EVEN
A LITTLE INTIMIDATING
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800. NOW THAT THE POWER STRUCTURE
HAS CHANGED A BIT AROUND HERE.
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801. BUT I HOPE YOU KNOW
I STILL VALUE YOUR INPUT,
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802. AND I CONSIDER YOU A PARTNER.
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803. IF I LIVE
TO BE 1,000
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804. AND SEE THE SECOND
COMING OF CHRIST,
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805. I WILL NEVER BE
YOUR PARTNER.
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806. WELL, I KNOW
WE'RE NOT PARTNERS YET.
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807. THAT'S MY POINT.
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808. LET'S MAKE A GAME PLAN,
YOU KNOW? LET'S, UH, LET'S...
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809. LET'S PENCIL IN
A FEW LUNCH DATES,
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810. OR GO ON A RETREAT.
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811. JUST YOU AND ME,
ALONE TOGETHER.
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812. COLLEAGUES,
CHEWING THE FAT,
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813. EXCHANGING IDEAS.
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814. LET'S—LET'S PLANT THE SEEDS
OF A REAL COLLABORATION.
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815. PLANT THIS.
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816. YOU KNOW, NORA,
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817. HAS ANYONE EVER
SUGGESTED TO YOU
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818. THAT MAYBE A LITTLE YOGA,
MAYBE A HIGH COLONIC OR 2,
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819. COULD HELP
LOOSEN YOU UP A LOT?
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820. GET OUT OF MY OFFICE,
YOU FUCKING HIPPIE!
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821. YOU GET OUT!
YOU GET OUT!
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822. NO! YOU DON'T
GET TO TELL THIS BOY
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823. WHAT TO DO ANYMORE,
YOU UPTIGHT—
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824. I'M GONNA HALT HERE.
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825. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE
FAMILIAR WITH H.A.L.T.
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826. IT'S A SELF-RECOGNITION
TECHNIQUE.
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827. HUNGRY, ANGRY,
LONELY, TIRED.
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828. THAT'S YOU, NORA.
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829. AND I'M NOT GETTING SUCKED
INTO YOUR NEGATIVE ENERGY.
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830. IF YOU WANT ME,
I'LL BE IN MY OFFICE.
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831. IT'S THE BIG ONE OVER THERE,
WITH THE VIEW.
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832. THEY ALL HAVE VIEWS,
YOU DUMB SHIT!
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833. NOT LOOKIN' THIS WAY, CUPCAKE!
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834. HEY, DON'T SHUT MY DOOR!
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835. AH.
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836. HEY.
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837. "HAVE A LONG
AND HEALTHY RUN. BURKE."
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838. MY OWN LITTLE PATCH
OF WHEATGRASS.
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839. MORNIN'!
CONGRATS ON THE BUMP.
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840. MY COUSIN SPINNER'S
TAKEN A REAL SHINE TO YOU.
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841. EVER SINCE YOU
COME IN THE RESTAURANT,
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842. HE CAN'T STOP YAKKIN'.
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843. IT'S SMOOCHY THIS,
SMOOCHY THAT.
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844. OH, THAT'S NICE.
I LIKE SPINNER.
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845. HE'S VERY SWEET
FOR SUCH A...
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846. BIG FELLA.
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847. SO, I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU COULD GIVE HIM
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848. A LITTLE FLOOR SPACE.
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849. FLOOR SPACE?
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850. A LITTLE PART
ON THE SHOW.
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851. YOU'RE THE EXECUTIVE
PRODUCER NOW, EH?
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852. YOU CALL
THE SHOTS, RIGHT?
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853. YES. YES, I DO.
UH, THE THING IS,
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854. TELEVISION IS A VERY
COMPLICATED MEDIUM.
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855. NOT JUST ANYBODY CAN WALK IN
AND BE A SUCCESS AT IT.
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856. MIND YOU,
I LIKE SPINNER A LOT,
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857. BUT I WOULD SAY
HIS CHANCES ON TELEVISION
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858. ARE ABOUT AS GOOD AS MINE
IF I GOT IN THE RING WITH HIM.
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859. I MEAN, YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M SAYING?
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860. IT'S LIKE,
IT WOULD BE PAINFUL.
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861. THIS MAKES ME VERY SAD.
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862. WHAT'S WRONG,
TOMMY?
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863. NOTHING, I'M JUST VERY,
VERY SAD RIGHT NOW.
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864. WHO MADE YOU
SAD, TOMMY?
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865. I DON'T LIKE
TO MENTION NAMES.
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866. OH. WELL, UH,
SAY, FELLAS,
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867. I JUST REMEMBERED.
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868. WE GOT A PART THAT WE
WERE LOOKING TO CAST,
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869. AND SPINNER WOULD BE
PERFECT FOR IT, I THINK.
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870. THAT'S PROBABLY
THE BEST SOLUTION.
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871. YOU'RE A GOOD BOY, MOPES.
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872. DON'T THINK WE DON'T
REMEMBER FAVORS.
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873. YOU'RE WELCOME
AT OUR PLACE ANYTIME.
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874. COME ON, BOYS.
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875. OK. WELL, UH,
THANKS FOR STOPPING BY.
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876. HELLO?
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877. YOU BETTER
GROW EYES
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878. IN THE BACK OF
YOUR FUCKIN' HEAD,
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879. YOU HORNED
PIECE OF SHIT,
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880. BECAUSE I'M NOT
GONNA SLEEP
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881. UNTIL WORMS
ARE CRAWLING UP
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882. YOUR
FOAM RUBBER ASS!
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883. I'M GOIN' ON SAFARI,
MOTHERFUCKER!
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884. SAFARI!
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885. GEE WHIZ. WHAT A DAY.
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886. DO YOU EVER KNOCK?
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887. CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR
LITTLE ICE SHOW.
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888. EXCUSE ME?
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889. DIDN'T TAKE YOU LONG
TO SELL OUT, DID IT?
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890. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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891. I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU,
AND HOW YOU'RE A PHONY
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892. JUST LIKE ALL THE REST.
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893. "HI, I'M SMOOCHY.
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894. "I DON'T CARE
ABOUT MONEY.
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895. "IT'S ALL ABOUT
DOIN' A GOOD SHOW
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896. "WITHOUT ALL THE
BELLS AND WHISTLES
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897. AND RICKETA-RACKETA."
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898. YEAH, KEEP GOING.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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899. YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD
WITH YOUR FOOT
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900. STUCK IN YOUR
MOUTH LIKE THAT.
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901. JUST JAM IT IN THERE
NICE AND TIGHT, OK?
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902. HMM. WHAT HAPPENED TO
YOUR PRECIOUS INTEGRITY?
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903. OR IS THAT JUST PART
OF YOUR DOG AND PONY SHOW?
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904. I NEVER AGREED
TO DO AN ICE SHOW!
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905. DO YOU REALIZE
THE SHEKELS
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906. THAT WE CAN TAKE IN
FROM THE GATE
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907. AND THE
CONCESSION ALONE?
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908. I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT.
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909. THESE THINGS REPRESENT
EVERYTHING THAT I'M AGAINST.
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910. THEY'RE—THEY'RE MINDLESS
SPECTACLES WHOSE MAIN PURPOSE
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911. IS PEDDLING
OVERPRICED SUGAR WATER
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912. AND CHEAP PLASTIC TOYS
THAT SPLINTER ON THE RIDE HOME,
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913. AND GET, YOU KNOW,
LODGED IN SOME KID'S SEPTUM.
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914. I MEAN,
WHERE'S OUR DIGNITY?
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915. SHELDON, I KNOW YOU GOT
A FETISH FOR ETHICS.
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916. NOW'S NOT THE TIME
TO FLY THAT KITE.
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917. YOU CAN'T CHANGE
THE WORLD, BUDDY.
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918. NO, BUT YOU CAN MAKE A DENT.
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919. NO ONE HAS EVER REFUSED
AN ICE SHOW. NO ONE.
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920. UNTIL NOW.
SMOOCHY DOESN'T SELL OUT.
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921. THAT'S IT. OK?
YOU SHOULD BE PROUD
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922. THAT YOU HAVE A CLIENT
WHO CAN MAKE THAT CLAIM.
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923. OH, YEAH.
I'M DOIN' BACKFLIPS.
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924. OK, WASN'T THAT FUN?
IN A AWKWARD SORT OF WAY?
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925. YEAH, IT SURE WAS.
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926. HEY, UH, DID I DO
GOOD, UH, SHELDON?
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927. I DID GOOD, RIGHT?
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928. YOU DID GREAT, BUDDY.
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929. OK. UH, I'M GONNA
GO GET DRUNK NOW.
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930. OK, YOU BE CAREFUL.
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931. HEY, LADY.
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932. HEY, NICE JOB.
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933. CASTING THE SHOW
WITH MENTAL PATIENTS.
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934. I LIKE THAT.
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935. CUT THAT OUT,
ALL RIGHT?
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936. GOLLY. HE'S NOT
A MENTAL PATIENT.
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937. HE'S A
NIGHTCLUB OWNER,
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938. AND AN AMBASSADOR
FOR HIS SPORT,
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939. BY THE WAY.
JUST HAPPENS TO HAVE
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940. THE SWEET
DISPOSITION
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941. OF A 5 YEAR OLD.
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942. AND A COUSIN
NAMED TOMMY COTTER.
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943. AT LEAST HE'S GOT
A SENSE OF HUMOR.
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944. THAT'S MORE THAN I CAN
SAY FOR SOME PEOPLE.
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945. WHAT?
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946. HI, THERE.
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947. HI, HOW YA DOIN'?
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948. GET IN.
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949. WELL, THAT'S OK.
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950. I'M JUST GONNA
GRAB A CAB.
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951. HUMOR ME, RHINO.
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952. WELL, HOW
DO YOU LIKE THAT?
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953. MERV GREEN, SHELDON.
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954. PLEASURE TO
MEET YA.
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955. YOU EVER TRY
PUTTING THAT ACROSS
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956. WITHOUT THE FIREARM?
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957. SHELDON,
I REPRESENT
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958. THE PARADE
OF HOPE FOUNDATION.
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959. NOW, MAYBE
YOU'VE HEARD OF US.
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960. YEAH. YOU GUYS
RAISE MONEY
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961. TO BUILD CHILDREN'S
HOSPITALS, RIGHT?
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962. WE'VE BEEN KNOWN
TO ADD A BRICK OR 2.
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963. SO, NOW LET ME GET RIGHT
TO THE POINT, SHELDON.
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964. THERE'S TALK
ON THE STREET
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965. THAT YOU'RE PULLIN' OUT
OF THE ICE SHOW.
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966. NOW, IS THAT TRUE?
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967. NO, I'M NOT PULLING OUT
OF THE ICE SHOW,
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968. BECAUSE I NEVER
AGREED TO DO AN ICE SHOW.
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969. NOR WOULD I EVER AGREE
TO DO AN ICE SHOW, AND...
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970. CAN I ASK HOW IS THAT
ANY OF YOUR CONCERN, SIR?
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971. THE PARADE OF HOPE
HAS SPONSORED
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972. EVERY KIDNET ICE SHOW
SINCE 1964.
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973. WE TAKE A LITTLE
OFF THE TOP,
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974. EVERYONE GOES
HOME HAPPY.
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975. SO LET'S NOT
BUCK HISTORY.
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976. FOR THE GAZILLIONTH TIME,
I HAVE NO INTEREST
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977. IN DOING AN ICE SHOW, EVER.
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978. SO, IF THAT'S
ALL YOU WANNA DISCUSS,
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979. MAYBE YOU CAN
JUST LET ME OUT
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980. AND WE COULD
SAY HAPPY TRAILS.
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981. CAN I HAVE THE FAR CORNER?
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982. STARTING TOMORROW,
SMOOCHY THE RHINO
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983. RAISES HIS BATON
FOR PARADE OF HOPE.
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984. BANQUETS, BENEFITS,
I WANT IT ALL.
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985. YOU CAN
PULL OVER, JIMMY.
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986. AND AS FAR
AS THE ICE SHOW GOES,
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987. I SUGGEST YOU START
SHOPPING FOR SKATES.
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988. THIS IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE!
I'M CALLING THE AUTHORITIES!
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989. DON'T
DO IT, SHEL.
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990. YOU RAT ON
THE PARADE OF HOPE,
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991. YOU'LL BE LUCKY
TO FIND YOUR TOENAILS.
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992. THESE GUYS
ARE THE ROUGHEST
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993. OF ALL THE CHARITIES.
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994. LOOK, MAYBE YOU HAVEN'T
BEEN LISTENING TO ME.
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995. I JUST HAD MY LIFE
THREATENED BY AN ORGANIZATION
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996. THAT'S SUPPOSED
TO BE HELPING CHILDREN.
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997. WHAT THE HELL KIND OF WORLD
ARE WE LIVING IN?
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998. THE REAL ONE. MY ADVICE?
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999. CONSIDER THE ICE SHOW
AND STAY HEALTHY.
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1000. WELL, HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
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1001. HI.
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1002. AW, GREAT.
WHAT'D I DO NOW?
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1003. CAN I COME IN?
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1004. SURE.
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1005. EVERYTHING OK?
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1006. I'M DRUNK.
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1007. WELL, NOT THAT
I WANNA MAKE YOU
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1008. FEEL BAD
OR ANYTHING,
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1009. BUT YOU KNOW,
WITH ALCOHOL,
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1010. YOU'RE ALSO CONSUMING
EMPTY CALORIES.
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1011. LISTEN, I CAME HERE
TO APOLOGIZE.
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1012. OH, REALLY?
YES.
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1013. AND ON THESE RARE OCCASIONS
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1014. WHEN I FEEL THE NEED
TO APOLOGIZE FOR SOMETHING,
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1015. IT HELPS IF I'M,
YOU KNOW... SHITFACED.
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1016. AM I SUPPOSED
TO FEEL HONORED BY THAT?
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1017. I MIGHT'VE BEEN
A LITTLE HARSH
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1018. WHEN WE SPOKE
THE OTHER DAY.
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1019. A LITTLE
OUT OF LINE.
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1020. OH, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT, YOU KNOW?
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1021. UH, LAST WEEK YOU WERE
CALLING ME A PASTY-FACED,
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1022. NO-TALENT HACK.
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1023. LISTEN, I HEARD YOU'RE
NOT DOING THE ICE SHOW.
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1024. NO, OF COURSE NOT.
NOW THAT I KNOW
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1025. WHAT THEY'RE ALL ABOUT.
NO THANKS TO YOU.
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1026. WHY DIDN'T YOU
JUST TELL ME?
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1027. OH, I DON'T KNOW,
YOU KNOW.
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1028. I DON'T WANNA
SPOIL ALL YOUR FUN.
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1029. YOU GET SUCH
A SPARKLY GLOW AROUND YOU
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1030. WHEN YOU'RE BERATING ME
IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY ELSE.
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1031. OK, I MAY
HAVE BECOME
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1032. A BIT HARDENED
OVER THE YEARS.
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1033. YEAH, I BET.
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1034. LISTEN, SINCERITY
IS AN EASY DISGUISE
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1035. IN THIS BUSINESS.
IT'S HARD TO KNOW
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1036. WHO'S ON THE LEVEL.
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1037. THAT'S TRUE.
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1038. I'VE BEEN LEARNING A LOT
ABOUT THAT MYSELF LATELY.
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1039. SOMETIMES LIGHT
IS REALLY DARK,
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1040. SOMETIMES CROWS
CAN SING LIKE LARKS.
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1041. SOMETIMES WINTER
FEELS LIKE SPRING.
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1042. DON'T THINK
YOU KNOW EVERYTHING.
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1043. RICKETS
THE HIPPO?
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1044. YOU REMEMBER RICKETS?
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1045. WHEN I WAS A KID,
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1046. RICKETS WAS THE ONE
FACE I COULD TRUST.
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1047. HE WAS THE
INSPIRATION FOR ME
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1048. TO WORK IN
CHILDREN'S TELEVISION.
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1049. ME, TOO!
NO.
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1050. YEAH! YEAH, I GOT
ORDERED TO TAKE
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1051. THIS ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASS
IN COLLEGE,
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1052. AND WE HAD TO
NAME A PERSON
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1053. WHO REPRESENTED
LOVE AND PATIENCE.
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1054. I NAMED RICKETS.
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1055. HE'S THE WHOLE REASON
I CREATED SMOOCHY.
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1056. I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
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1057. ME, NEITHER.
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1058. USUALLY WHEN I TELL
PEOPLE ABOUT RICKETS,
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1059. THEY LOOK AT ME
LIKE I'M WHACKED.
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1060. GET OUTTA HERE!
HE WAS THE BEST!
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1061. DO YOU REMEMBER
THE KLUNKY-WUNKY?
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1062. REMEMBER IT?
I DID IT
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1063. FOR MY FIRST
HOLY COMMUNION.
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1064. GET OUT! YOU DID NOT!
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1065. YES!
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1066. YOU?
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1067. THE WHOLE, LIKE...
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1068. I SHOULD GO.
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1069. WAIT. NO. NO. YOU KNOW,
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1070. STAY A LITTLE WHILE.
I GOT RICKETS ON TAPE.
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1071. IT'S GETTING LATE.
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1072. ARE YOU SURE?
I GOT SOME
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1073. NICE FENNEL TEA.
WE COULD JUST
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1074. HANG OUT A LITTLE
BIT, YOU KNOW.
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1075. OH, YOU SHOULD
GET THAT. BYE.
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1076. IT'S OK. UH...
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1077. SO, I'LL SEE YOU
DOWN AT THE STORE.
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1078. HELLO?
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1079. HELLO, MR. MOPES?
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1080. YEAH?
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1081. MY NAME IS BENJAMIN
McKNUCKLEPECK.
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1082. I'M CALLING ON
BEHALF OF
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1083. PARENT'S FOR DECENCY IN
CHILDREN'S TELEVISION.
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1084. PERHAPS YOU'VE
HEARD OF US?
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1085. OH, NO, I HAVEN'T.
BUT I LIKE
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1086. WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM.
THAT'S AN ISSUE
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1087. VERY CLOSE TO
MY HEART, YOU KNOW.
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1088. I WAS JUST TALKING TO—
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1089. GREAT. YOU KNOW,
TOMORROW AFTERNOON
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1090. WE'RE HAVING
A BANQUET,
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1091. AND WE'D BE HONORED IF
YOU'D PERFORM FOR US.
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1092. OH.
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1093. WE'D ALSO
LIKE TO PRESENT YOU
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1094. WITH A PLAQUE,
A TOKEN FOR
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1095. YOUR CONTINUED
COMMITMENT
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1096. TO CHILDREN'S
TELEVISION.
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1097. THE PRESENTER WILL
BE A YOUNG ORPHAN
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1098. WITH MILD ASTHMA.
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1099. OH, WOW.
COULD YOU ATTEND?
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1100. YEAH, I'D BE HAPPY TO.
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1101. OH, THAT'D BE GREAT.
WE'LL SEE YOU THEN.
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1102. MR. KUNKLEPECK,
I REALLY WANNA THANK YOU
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1103. FOR PICKING ME UP LIKE THIS.
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1104. NO WORRIES, MR. MOPES.
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1105. A CHANCE TO HAVE
SMOOCHY THE RHINO
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1106. PERFORM AT OUR
LITTLE SOIRéE.
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1107. I'D STICK MY WILLIE
IN A NEST OF FUNNEL WEBS
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1108. IF I HAD TO.
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1109. WELL, THAT SOUNDS
A LITTLE EXTREME.
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1110. WHY DON'T YOU
JUST TRY "PLEASE"?
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1111. YOU'RE FUNNY.
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1112. HEY, THERE'S VODKA
AND POTATO CHIPS
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1113. BACK THERE
IF YOU'RE HUNGRY.
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1114. NOW, I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU'RE AWARE OF THIS,
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1115. BUT FOODS LIKE THAT
CAN REALLY SIGNIFICANTLY
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1116. LOWER YOUR CHI.
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1117. YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER
EATEN KOREAN FOOD,
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1118. BUT THANK YOU FOR
THE INFORMATION.
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1119. THAT'S WHY
THE WEE ONES
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1120. LOVE YOUR SHOW
SO MUCH.
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1121. YOU CAN LEARN AND LAUGH
AT THE SAME TIME.
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1122. OH, IT'S JUST
SUCH A FRESH CHANGE
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1123. FROM THAT
DREADFUL EMBEZZLER,
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1124. THAT RAINBOW RANDY.
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1125. WHAT WAS HIS NAME?
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1126. UH, RANDOLPH,
I THINK IT WAS. YEAH.
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1127. UH, RANDOLPH. AYE,
THAT'S THE SCOUNDREL.
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1128. PROBABLY GAY, TOO.
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1129. SORRY, WHAT'D YOU SAY?
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1130. HE'S A PILLOW BITER,
YOU KNOW? THE OLD, UH...
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1131. OH, WELL, I WOULDN'T KNOW
ABOUT HIS SLEEPING DISORDERS
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1132. OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
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1133. BUT I'LL TELL YOU,
I DO THINK
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1134. HE'S GOT SOME PROBLEMS.
ALCOHOL AND ANGER TO NAME A FEW.
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1135. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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1136. WELL, I FEEL SORRY FOR HIM.
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1137. I MEAN, HE'S OBVIOUSLY
GOT ISSUES
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1138. HE OUGHTA BE DEALING WITH.
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1139. AYE. AYE. AYE. RIGHT.
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1140. YEAH, BUT DON'T YOU
TAKE A PARTICULAR GLEE
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1141. IN THE FACT THAT YOU'VE
STOLEN HIS TIME SLOT
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1142. AND YOU'RE
SHOVELING DIRT
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1143. ON HIS MISERABLE CORPSE,
AS IT WERE?
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1144. OH, NO. HEY, LISTEN,
I WOULD NEVER TAKE PLEASURE
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1145. IN SOMEONE ELSE'S MISFORTUNE.
IF YOU WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH,
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1146. I THOUGHT RAINBOW RANDOLPH
WAS PRETTY TALENTED.
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1147. OH, COME ON.
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1148. HE'S A MISERABLE
COCK SUCKER!
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1149. A FUCKING ASSHOLE!
YOU HATE HIM, ADMIT IT!
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1150. WHERE'D YOU SAY
YOU WERE FROM, MR. McKUNKLE?
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1151. OH, THE WEE ONES
ARE READY FOR YA.
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1152. OH, I'M READY.
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1153. LET'S GO,
GIVE ME MY AXE.
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1154. HERE WE GO.
LET'S SHAKE A STICK.
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1155. OK.
AYE.
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1156. BOY, I'LL TELL YOU,
THIS IS REALLY
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1157. EXCITING FOR ME,
MR. KUNKLEPECK.
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1158. AYE, ME, TOO.
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1159. I'VE NEVER PLAYED
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1160. IN A TRACTOR PARTS
WAREHOUSE BEFORE.
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1161. WELL, MR. MOPES,
WE LIKE TO KEEP IT NO FRILLS.
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1162. IT'S ALL ABOUT THE WEE ONES.
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1163. THAT IS SUCH
A GREAT ATTITUDE.
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1164. I WISH MORE PEOPLE
FELT THAT WAY.
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1165. YOU KNOW WHAT
MY MOTTO IS?
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1166. SOMETHING INANE,
I'M SURE.
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1167. YOU CAN'T
CHANGE THE WORLD,
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1168. BUT YOU CAN
MAKE A DENT.
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1169. AYE. NOT TO WORRY,
MR. MOPES.
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1170. YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE A DENT.
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1171. GO OUT THERE
AND HONK THAT HORN!
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1172. THANKS.
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1173. AYE.
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1174. AUF WIEDERSHEN.
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1175. OUR VERY
SPECIAL GUEST,
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1176. SMOOCHY THE RHINO!
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1177. HELLO, NEW JERSEY!
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1178. IT'S GREAT
TO BE HERE, KIDS.
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1179. SING ALONG IF YOU KNOW IT.
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1180. YOU KNOW, IT'S A LITTLE HARD
TO SING TO YOUR FRIENDS
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1181. WHEN, UH,
YOU CAN'T SEE 'EM.
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1182. UH, LOOK, COULD WE JUST
KILL THAT SPOT
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1183. AND BRING
THE HOUSE LIGHTS UP, MAYBE?
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1184. HEIL, SMOOCHY!
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1185. HEIL, SMOOCHY!
HEIL, SMOOCHY!
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1186. HEIL, SMOOCHY!
HEIL, SMOOCHY!
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1187. HEIL, SMOOCHY!
HEIL, SMOOCHY!
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1188. HEIL, SMOOCHY!
HEIL, SMOOCHY!
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1189. I HOPE I'M DREAMING.
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1190. FREEZE, YOU NAZI SCUM!
THIS IS AN UNLAWFUL ASSEMBLY!
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1191. PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEADS
AND LINE UP AGAINST THE WALL!
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1192. HOW MANY TIMES
HAVE YOU READ MEIN KAMPF?
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1193. IS SMOOCHY A CODE WORD
FOR "WHITE POWER"?
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1194. IS ADOLPH HITLER
YOUR PERSONAL HERO?
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1195. ARE YOU PLANNING A VIOLENT
OVERTHROW OF THE GOVERNMENT?
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1196. I DON'T HATE ANYBODY!
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1197. DOES THAT MEAN
YOU DON'T HATE NAZIS?
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1198. HOW DOES IT FEEL
TO BE A RACIST SCUMBAG?
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1199. HERE AT THE KIDNET JUNGLE,
THE RHINO IS NOW EXTINCT.
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1200. THE SMOOCHY SLOT
WILL BE SAFELY OCCUPIED
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1201. BY... BY CARTOON RERUNS.
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1202. HELLO, LITTLE NIPPLE-NIBBLER.
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1203. THE RHINO'S A NAZI.
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1204. NORA! NORA,
PSST! IT'S ME.
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1205. NO, WAIT. NORA,
I GOT TO TALK TO YOU.
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1206. WE HAVE NOTHING
TO TALK ABOUT.
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1207. WHAT? THEY'RE
CALLING ME A FASCIST.
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1208. IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED,
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1209. I'M BEING COMPARED
UNFAVORABLY WITH GOEBBELS.
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1210. HEY, IF
THE JACKBOOT FITS...
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1211. WHAT? YOU CAN'T
TELL ME YOU BELIEVE
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1212. WHAT THEY'RE
SAYING ABOUT ME?
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1213. I DON'T HAVE TO
BELIEVE ANYONE.
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1214. THE PICTURE IN THE
PAPER SAID IT ALL.
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1215. NO. NO.
THAT WAS A SETUP.
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1216. I WAS SET UP,
I'M TELLING YOU.
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1217. IT WAS THIS, THIS
FETALKUNKLE GUY OR SOMETHING.
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1218. HE TOLD ME IT WAS FOR KIDS.
I THOUGHT IT WAS FOR KIDS.
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1219. I HAD NO IDEA
IT WAS A NAZI RALLY.
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1220. FUNNY, YOU'D THINK
THE 50-FOOT SWASTIKA
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1221. BEHIND YOU MIGHT'VE
GIVEN YOU A HINT.
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1222. OH! NO. NO. THAT WAS LATER.
THAT WAS LATER.
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1223. I WENT OUT IN THE DARK,
I'M TELLING YOU,
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1224. WITH THIS LIGHT IN MY EYES.
IT WAS LIKE A NIGHTMARE.
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1225. SUDDENLY, YOU KNOW, WHAM,
AND IT'S JACKBOOTS
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1226. AND GESTAPO
AND "SMOOCH-HEIL! SMOOCH-HEIL!"
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1227. NORA, I'M TELLING YOU,
I NEED YOUR HELP.
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1228. I'M REALLY IN A PICKLE HERE.
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1229. THE FACT
OF THE MATTER IS
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1230. I DON'T
KNOW YOU, OK?
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1231. WHAT?
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1232. NOT REALLY.
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1233. SO DON'T EXPECT ME
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1234. TO GO OUT ON AN
EMOTIONAL LIMB HERE.
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1235. BUT NORA...
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1236. NORA! WHAT ABOUT THE
KLUNKY-WUNKY DANCE?
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1237. I WAS DRUNK.
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1238. DON'T READ
TOO MUCH INTO IT.
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1239. IF YOU'RE LOOKING
TO GET A CUP OF JUICE,
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1240. THE WELL'S DRIED UP, SON.
CITY SHUT HER DOWN.
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1241. BASTARDS'LL SLAP
A NEW PAIR OF TITS
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1242. ON THE STATUE OF LIBERTY,
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1243. BUT THEY WON'T HELP
A POOR HOPHEAD.
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1244. JUST ONCE I WISH
I HAD A LITTLE CLOUT, YOU KNOW?
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1245. I'D SET THINGS STRAIGHT
IN THIS TOWN.
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1246. BELIEVE ME.
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1247. HELL OF A WORLD.
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1248. HELL OF A WORLD.
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1249. WHAT DO YOU WANT, RANDOLPH?
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1250. CAN YOU SPARE 60 SECONDS
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1251. FOR A SMILEY OLD FACE
FROM YOUR PAST?
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1252. HELLO, KITTEN.
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1253. WELL, SO HERE'S
THE GOOD NEWS.
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1254. I KNOW THAT YOU AND FRANK
ARE IN A BIT OF A BIND.
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1255. I'D BE HAPPY
TO END MY SABBATICAL
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1256. AND COME BACK
TO MY OLD TIME SLOT.
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1257. I COULD START MONDAY.
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1258. OOH, NO MEAT.
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1259. WHEN DID YOU BECOME
A VEGETARIAN?
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1260. TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CALL
COSTUMES AND PROPS
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1261. AND TELL THEM THAT
THE OLD R-MAN IS BACK,
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1262. READY TO START WHISTLING
THEM HAPPY TUNES
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1263. FOR THE
LITTLE CHILLENS.
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1264. WHOSE TOES
DO YOU HAVE TO SUCK
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1265. TO GET A DRINK
AROUND HERE?
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1266. YOU GOT 3 SECONDS
TO PRY YOUR ASS
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1267. OFF MY COUCH AND GET OUT.
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1268. OH, MISSY,
COME ON, NOW.
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1269. I KNOW YOU NEED SOMEONE
FOR THAT TIME SLOT,
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1270. AND I'M HERE TO RECLAIM
WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY MINE.
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1271. JUST IN CASE YOU FORGOT,
YOU'RE A CRIMINAL AND A SCUMBAG.
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1272. HAVE YOU LOST
ALL AFFECTION FOR ME?
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1273. HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN
WHAT WE ONCE HAD?
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1274. THAT WAS A LONG
TIME AGO, RANDY.
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1275. I WAS YOUNG AND STUPID.
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1276. AND LIMBER.
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1277. WHY WE BROKE UP,
I'LL NEVER KNOW.
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1278. YOU TURNED INTO AN ASSHOLE,
AND I DIDN'T LOVE YOU.
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1279. OH. WE COULD HAVE WORKED
THROUGH THAT, BABY.
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1280. OW!
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1281. GOD DAMN IT, NORA!
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1282. THE PUBLIC'S
CLAMORING FOR ME,
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1283. EVEN IF YOU AREN'T!
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1284. I'M A FUCKING PATRIOT
COMPARED TO MOPES.
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1285. MOPES IS A NAZI.
PROBABLY GAY, TOO.
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1286. YOU SHOULD HAVE
SEEN THE WAY
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1287. HE WAS CHECKING ME OUT
IN THE CAR.
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1288. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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1289. WHAT DOES WHAT MEAN?
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1290. YOU JUST SAID
HE WAS CHECKING YOU OUT
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1291. IN THE CAR. WHAT CAR?
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1292. WHAT? UM, NO. I'M JUST
SAYING IT'S A VIBE,
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1293. YOU KNOW? IT'S JUST
KIND OF, YOU KNOW,
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1294. A HOMOSEXUAL NAZI VIBE.
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1295. YOU KNOW, IT'S SOMETHING
THAT EMANATES FROM THE TV.
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1296. I MEAN, WHAT'S WITH
THE SMOOCHY COSTUME?
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1297. BIG, ERECT HORN.
WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT?
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1298. YOU'RE TALKING
AWFULLY FAST, RANDOLPH.
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1299. WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
TALKING FAST?
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1300. I'M NOT TALKING FAST,
I'M JUST, YOU KNOW,
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1301. I—I STILL LOVE YOU, NORA.
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1302. IT'S OBVIOUS, ISN'T IT?
WHY CAN'T WE GO ON A DATE?
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1303. WERE YOU
AT THAT RALLY?
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1304. HUH?
HMM?
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1305. TELL ME.
WHAT?
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1306. DID YOU HAVE SOMETHING
TO DO WITH THIS?
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1307. DID YOU SET
SHELDON UP?
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1308. DID I SET SHELDON UP?
I KNOW WHY WE BROKE UP NOW.
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1309. ALWAYS WITH THE INSINUATIONS,
THE ACCUSATIONS.
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1310. BITCH! BITCH! BITCH!
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1311. I MISS SMOOCHY.
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1312. OH.
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1313. HE NEVER
COULD HAVE DONE, UH,
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1314. THE THINGS
THEY SAY HE DONE.
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1315. HE AIN'T NO NAZI.
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1316. I WANT...
I WANT SMOOCHY BACK.
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1317. I WANNA BE ON THE TV AGAIN.
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1318. I WANNA PLAY MY COWBELL.
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1319. OH, SHH. SHH. SHH. SHH.
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1320. HEY, TOMMY. HAS BURKE
BEEN IN TONIGHT?
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1321. I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM.
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1322. AH, DAMN.
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1323. ANYTHING I CAN
HELP YOU WITH?
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1324. I GOT TO TALK TO HIM.
IT'S ABOUT SHELDON.
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1325. SHELDON?
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1326. HEY, WHAT
ABOUT SHELDON?
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1327. I'M TRYING
TO SLEEP, ASSHOLE!
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1328. READ THE FUCKING METER
SOME OTHER TIME!
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1329. WELL, HELLO, THERE,
MR. RAINBOW.
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1330. HOW LOVELY TO SEE YOU
IN THE FLESH.
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1331. COME HERE.
HEY!
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1332. NOW, YOU WANT TO TELL ME
ABOUT THE RHINO?
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1333. THIS IS PRIVATE PROPERTY.
YOU'RE FUCKING TRESPASSING.
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1334. DANNY, GO GIVE MR. SMILEY
A LITTLE BACK RUB.
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1335. OH, AAH! WHOA! NO! AAH!
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1336. START YAKKIN', FRIEND.
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1337. I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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1338. I'M MINDING MY OWN
BUSINESS HERE.
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1339. YOU'RE VIOLATING
MY PRIVATE SPA—
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1340. OOH! AH.
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1341. AAH!
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1342. AH! ALL RIGHT,
YOU SPUD-SUCKING FUCKS!
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1343. I'M SUING
YOUR RIVERDANCE ASS!
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1344. I'M GONNA SEND YOU
ALL THE WAY BACK HOME, EH?
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1345. ROY, HAVE YOU
GOT THE HAMMER?
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1346. ALWAYS GOT THE
HAMMER, TOMMY.
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1347. I DID IT. IT WAS ME.
IT WAS ALL ME.
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1348. THANK GOD
WE CLEARED UP EVERYTHING
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1349. WITHOUT FURTHER VIOLENCE.
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1350. BACK OFF!
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1351. DON'T TOUCH ME!
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1352. MY NAME ISN'T WANDOLPH,
IT'S RANDOLPH.
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1353. HOW DOES IT FEEL
TO BE VOTED
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1354. THE MOST HATED MAN
IN AMERICA?
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1355. IN A COUNTRY
FULL OF NEANDERTHALS,
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1356. I WEAR IT AS A FUCKING
BADGE OF HONOR.
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1357. NORA WELLS SAYS
YOU HAVE AN
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1358. UNHEALTHY OBSESSION
WITH SHELDON MOPES.
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1359. I BARELY KNOW
THAT BITCH, OK?
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1360. AND SHE'S BEEN DOWN ON
EVERYTHING BUT THE TITANIC.
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1361. SHE SPREADS LIKE
CREAM CHEESE FOR SHELDON.
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1362. WHAT ABOUT THE RUMORS THAT
YOU'RE MENTALLY UNBALANCED?
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1363. WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?
THAT'S BULLSHIT!
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1364. I'M NOT
MENTALLY UNBALANCED!
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1365. I'M ON THE SAME DOSAGE
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN ON.
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1366. LET ME HANDLE THIS.
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1367. LISTEN, BETWEEN MY CLIENT'S
DWINDLING CASH FLOW
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1368. AND HIS MOUNTING LEGAL FEES,
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1369. HE'S SINKING INTO A DEEP
PSYCHOTIC DEPRESSION.
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1370. SOMEONE GRABBED MY ASS.
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1371. GET AWAY FROM ME!
DON'T TOUCH ME!
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1372. OH, VERY NICE!
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1373. I'VE BEEN SHOT.
I'M BLEEDING!
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1374. SALMONELLA! YOU'RE A LAWYER!
THAT'S SALMONELLA!
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1375. SOMEONE TOUCHED MY ASS.
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1376. I WANT SOME ROOM TO BREATHE!
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1377. BACK OFF!
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1378. MAN, IT'S CRAZY OUT THERE.
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1379. OH, YEAH?
YEAH.
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1380. ALL RIGHT.
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1381. HEY, LISTEN.
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1382. I WANTED TO SAY
I'M SORRY, I JUST...
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1383. I'M SO SORRY
I DIDN'T BELIEVE YOU,
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1384. AND I GOT SWEPT UP IN
THE FRENZY OF ANTI-SMOOCHYISM.
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1385. AW, HECK, THAT'S OK.
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1386. YOU KNOW, IT'S
A HOUSE OF MIRRORS
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1387. OUT THERE. YOU
CAN'T ALWAYS TELL
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1388. WHAT YOU'RE
LOOKING AT.
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1389. YEAH.
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1390. ANYWAY, IF IT
WEREN'T FOR YOU,
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1391. I WOULDN'T EVEN BE
BACK HERE. REALLY.
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1392. THANKS.
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1393. OK.
OK, GOOD.
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1394. 5 MINUTES, SHEL.
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1395. THANKS.
OK. MERDE.
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1396. I DON'T
KNOW SPANISH,
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1397. BUT THANKS ANYWAY.
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1398. IT MEANS GOOD LUCK.
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1399. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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1400. BOYS AND GIRLS,
WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE RHINO?
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1401. SMOOCHY!
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1402. THAT'S MY PAL!
THAT'S MY PAL!
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1403. THAT'S MY PAL,
SMOOCHY!
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1404. YOU GUYS ARE THE GREATEST!
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1405. THANKS, KIDS. THANKS A LOT.
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1406. IT'S GREAT TO BE
BACK HOME WITH YOU.
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1407. I KNOW I WAS AWAY
FOR A LITTLE TOO LONG,
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1408. AND SOME OF YOU
PROBABLY HEARD
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1409. I WENT THROUGH
SOME PRETTY ROUGH TIMES.
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1410. LIFE OUTSIDE
THE MAGIC JUNGLE,
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1411. IT CAN, UH...
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1412. WELL, IT CAN GET
PRETTY COMPLICATED.
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1413. THERE'S A LOT
OF UGLINESS OUT THERE,
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1414. A FAIR AMOUNT
OF INJUSTICE.
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1415. SOMETIMES
BEING A GOOD PERSON,
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1416. WELL, THAT JUST
ISN'T ALWAYS ENOUGH.
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1417. AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU
WHEN THAT HAPPENS,
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1418. IT IS HARD
NOT TO GET FRUSTRATED.
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1419. MAYBE EVEN START FEELING
A LITTLE BITTER.
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1420. OH, LOOK,
I'M JUST GONNA SAY IT.
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1421. SOMETIMES, BOYS AND GIRLS,
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1422. IT'S GONNA MAKE YOU
FLAT-OUT MAD.
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1423. AND YOU KNOW WHAT I DO
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1424. WHEN I GET MAD,
BOYS AND GIRLS?
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1425. WHEN THAT PRESSURE STARTS
BUILDING UP ON MY HEART
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1426. TO WHERE I FEEL LIKE
MAYBE I'M JUST
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1427. NOT GONNA BE ABLE
TO TAKE IT ANYMORE,
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1428. AND THIS OLD RHINO
MIGHT HAVE TO
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1429. PUT A LITTLE HURT
ON SOMEONE ELSE?
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1430. YOU KNOW WHAT I DO THEN?
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1431. I HOWL!
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1432. THAT'S RIGHT.
I TAKE ALL THE THINGS
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1433. I DON'T LIKE
ABOUT THE WORLD,
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1434. AND I LET OUT
A BIG OLD HOWL.
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1435. COME ON
AND HOWL WITH ME, NOW.
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1436. HOWL IT OUT!
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1437. TAKE ALL THAT FRUSTRATION
INSIDE YOU,
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1438. BALL IT UP
IN A TIGHT LITTLE BALL,
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1439. AND LET IT OUT IN A HOWL!
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1440. WHEW.
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1441. THANKS A LOT, KIDS.
I... I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW.
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1442. SO, WHO WANTS
TO DO THE JIGGY-ZIGGY?
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1443. HEY!
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1444. YEAH!
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1445. WELL, SMOOCHY
IS BACK,
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1446. AND BOY, DID WE
MISS HIM.
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1447. SHUT UP!
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1448. OH, I KNOW
YOU DID, HUNTER.
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1449. AS WELL AS HUNDREDS
OF WELL-WISHERS...
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1450. VERY BAD.
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1451. WHO STOOD IN FRONT
OF KIDNET STUDIOS
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1452. TO CATCH A GLIMPSE
OF THEIR...
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1453. TOO MUCH FOR BRAIN.
PRESSURE BUILDING.
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1454. SMOOCHY'S POPULARITY
IS STRONGER THAN EVER...
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1455. SHUT UP.
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1456. I DESPISE YOU!
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1457. I LOATHE YOU!
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1458. BASTARD SON OF BARNEY!
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1459. DIE! DIE, YOU SOFT
SON OF FLUFF!
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1460. YOU ILLEGITIMATE TELETUBBY!
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1461. DIE, YOU MUPPET FROM HELL!
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1462. DIE, YOU FOAM
MOTHERFUCKER! DIE! DIE!
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1463. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
THAT'S A PICTURE-IN-PICTURE!
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1464. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
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1465. I WANT YOU OUT!
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1466. WHAT? NO, ANGELO.
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1467. ANGELO, WHERE AM I
SUPPOSED TO GO?
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1468. I DON'T CARE.
GET YOUR SLIPPERS ON
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1469. AND GET OUT!
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1470. WHAT? COME ON.
PLEASE, ANGELO.
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1471. NO, GET OUT!
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1472. CAN'T YOU SEE
I NEED HELP?
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1473. I DON'T CARE ANYMORE.
I HELPED YOU. YOU ABUSED IT.
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1474. OH, BOY.
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1475. OH, I MISSED YOU
SO MUCH.
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1476. OH, I MISSED YOU, TOO, PAL.
I REALLY DID.
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1477. HEY, HEY, SHELDON, LOOK.
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1478. I BEEN PRACTICING
AND PRACTICING.
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1479. I'M GETTING
REALLY GOOD AT IT.
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1480. HEY, YOU WANNA
SEE ME MARCH?
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1481. NO, BUT YOU'RE
GONNA ANYWAYS.
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1482. THERE YOU GO.
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1483. YOU GOTTA LOVE HIM.
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1484. OK. FIRST,
THE GOOD NEWS.
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1485. I'VE GIVEN IT
A LOT OF THOUGHT,
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1486. AND I'VE DECIDED
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1487. I AM GONNA DO
THE ICE SHOW.
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1488. SHELDON!
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1489. HA HA HA HA!
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1490. YEAH, I'M REALLY
PRETTY EXCITED.
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1491. NOW I GOT
A BAR MITZVAH BOY!
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1492. THAT'S
A GREAT DECISION.
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1493. NO. IT'S JUST
AFTER EVERYTHING
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1494. WE'VE BEEN THROUGH,
I REALIZED
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1495. IT REALLY IS A CRIME
TO WASTE YOUR POWER
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1496. WHEN YOU GOT IT.
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1497. ROCK BOTTOM'S
A COLLEGE EDUCATION, KID.
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1498. YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
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1499. NOW, ARE YOU READY
FOR THE REALLY GOOD NEWS?
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1500. I'M DOING IT ALL MYSELF.
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1501. NO SPONSORS,
NO VENDORS, NO CROOKS.
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1502. NOT ONE DIRTY HAND
IS GONNA TOUCH THIS.
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1503. NOT ONE PERSON IS GONNA MAKE
A PENNY OFF OF THESE KIDS.
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1504. THE SMOOCHY ON ICE SHOW
IS GONNA BE SQUEAKY CLEAN.
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1505. BUT—
NO, NO, NO. WAIT.
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1506. I'M NOT FINISHED YET.
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1507. AS FAR AS
THE REFRESHMENTS GO,
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1508. THEY WILL BE PROVIDED
BY ME. AND FOR FREE.
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1509. SODIUM-FREE PRETZELS,
APPLE SLICES,
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1510. ORGANIC SMOOTHIES.
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1511. EVERYTHING HEALTHY
THE WAY IT OUGHT TO BE.
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1512. AND YOU WANT TO HEAR
THE VERY BEST PART?
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1513. I'M HOLDIN' MY BREATH.
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1514. HALF OF ALL THE PROFITS
ARE GONNA GO
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1515. TO REBUILD THE CONEY ISLAND
DRUG CLINIC.
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1516. WAIT A MINUTE.
ARE YOU TELLING ME
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1517. YOU WANT TO GIVE AWAY
HALF THE PROFITS?
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1518. OH, NO, NO, NO.
NOT HALF, ALL.
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1519. ALL THE PROFITS.
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1520. THE OTHER HALF WE USE
TO FUND EDUCATION PROGRAMS
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1521. ABOUT DRUGS FOR KIDS,
'CAUSE LET'S FACE IT,
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1522. BIG JUNKIES COME
FROM LITTLE JUNKIES.
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1523. WE GOTTA NIP THIS
IN THE BUD, BURKE!
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1524. SHELDON, YOU CANNOT DO
AN ICE SHOW
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1525. AND CUT OUT
THE VENDORS.
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1526. ESPECIALLY THE PARADE
OF HOPE. THAT'S SUICIDE.
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1527. NO, IT'S NOT. YOU'RE
THE ONE WHO TAUGHT ME.
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1528. WHEN YOU GOT MUSCLE,
YOU MAKE THE RULES.
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1529. AND I'LL TELL
YOU SOMETHING.
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1530. I AM FEELING PRETTY STRONG
RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
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1531. I GOT MY CLOUT BACK,
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1532. AND I'M GONNA
USE IT THIS TIME.
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1533. MAKE IT HAPPEN.
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1534. SHEL. SHEL.
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1535. YOU GOTTA
HELP ME OUT HERE.
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1536. HE'S BANGIN'
THIS GODDAMN THING
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1537. FROM MORNING
TILL NIGHT.
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1538. I HATE TO TAKE IT
AWAY FROM HIM,
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1539. BUT I GOT
A HEADACHE
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1540. GOES FROM ME EYES
TO ME ASS.
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1541. OH, YOU KNOW
I LOVE SPINNER, TOMMY,
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1542. BUT I OWE YOU PRETTY BIG.
I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.
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1543. BLESS YOU, DARLING.
JUST GIVE HIM
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1544. SOMETHING ELSE
TO DO ON THE SHOW.
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1545. YOU KNOW, ANYTHING,
JUST SO LONG AS
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1546. IT DON'T CLANG,
CHIME, OR HONK.
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1547. HEY,
YOU GOT SOMETHING
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1548. GROWING ON YOUR PLATE!
IT'S A FUNGUS!
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1549. SAVE THE RHINO!
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1550. SAVE THE RHINO!
SAVE THE RHINO!
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1551. SAVE THE RHINO!
THE AFRICAN BLACK RHINO!
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1552. HERE YOU GO.
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1553. OH, GREAT.
THANK YOU.
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1554. SAVE THE RHINO!
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1555. BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE,
MAKE A DONATION.
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1556. SAVE THE RHINO.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SIR.
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1557. SAVE THE RHINO—
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1558. AAH!
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1559. I'M THE ONE WHO NEEDS
TO BE SAVED,
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1560. NOT THAT OTTOMAN
WITH A HOOD ORNAMENT!
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1561. YES. OK.
ME!
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1562. SAVE THE RAINBOW!
SAVE THE RAINBOW!
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1563. YOUR CLIENT'S
CAUSED ME
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1564. TO VEER INTO
A HAZARDOUS SITUATION.
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1565. A SITUATION
MERV GREEN
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1566. HOLDS ME PERSONALLY
ACCOUNTABLE FOR.
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1567. ENOUGH SAID.
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1568. I'M IN A BIND, BURKE.
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1569. RHINO'S GOT ME IN A BOX
WITH NO VENTILATION.
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1570. HEY, PAL,
I FEEL FOR YOU.
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1571. WHAT AM I GONNA
DO ABOUT IT?
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1572. I'D BRING YOU IN.
ON EVERYTHING.
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1573. YOU'D BE MY PARTNER,
SPLIT DOWN THE MIDDLE.
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1574. EVEN THE ICE SHOWS.
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1575. WE GOT A CHANCE HERE
TO GET BACK ON TRACK.
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1576. WE GOTTA GET RID
OF THE RHINO.
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1577. THE GOOD OLD DAYS.
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1578. PRE-RHINOCEROS.
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1579. LET ME NOODLE IT.
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1580. NO ONE FREEZES ME
OUT OF AN ICE SHOW.
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1581. I DON'T CARE HOW MANY
CLINICS HE'S TRYING TO SAVE.
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1582. WE GOTTA
DEAL WITH THIS.
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1583. THE RHINO'S OUT
OF CONTROL, MERV.
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1584. IF YOU'RE TRYING
TO AGGRAVATE ME,
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1585. YOU'RE DOING
A HELL OF A JOB.
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1586. I'M NOT HERE TO AGGRAVATE,
JUST EDUCATE.
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1587. YOUR PAL STOKES
IS THE ONE
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1588. WHO'S GONNA GET
AN EDUCATION.
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1589. ON THE pH BALANCE
OF THE EAST RIVER.
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1590. THIS ISN'T ABOUT STOKES,
IT'S ABOUT MOPES.
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1591. THE RHINO'S BECOME
A MENACE.
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1592. I THINK HE'S
TALKING TO PEOPLE
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1593. HE SHOULDN'T
BE TALKING TO.
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1594. NOW, THAT'S AN UGLY STRING
OF WORDS, ISN'T IT?
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1595. HE THINKS HE'S GONNA CLEAN
UP THE WAY WE DO BUSINESS.
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1596. YOU KNOW THERE'S ONLY ONE
WAY OUT OF THIS, PARTNER.
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1597. BOYS...
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1598. WE HAVE
A SERIOUS PROBLEM.
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1599. THIS IS A STORY
ABOUT A VENOMOUS RHINO
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1600. AND HIS AGGRESSIVE CAMPAIGN
TO SLANDER, VILIFY, DEFAME,
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1601. DENIGRATE, AND VILLAINIZE
MY GOOD NAME!
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1602. BUT THE ONE THING HE CAN'T
DO... IS TAKE AWAY MY LIFE.
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1603. ONLY I HAVE THE POWER
TO DO THAT.
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1604. SMOOCHY DID THIS TO ME.
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1605. I CAN NO LONGER
LIVE IN A WORLD
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1606. WHERE THE INNOCENT SUFFER
AND THE WICKED THRIVE!
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1607. I'M SORRY TO PUT YOU
THROUGH THIS, MY FRIENDS.
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1608. DON'T TRY AND TALK ME
OUT OF THIS.
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1609. AAH!
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1610. YOU WON'T SEE
ANOTHER RAINBOW RANDOLPH
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1611. IN THIS LIFETIME!
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1612. THIS IS FOR YOU, SMOOCHY!
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1613. YOU DID THIS TO ME!
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1614. NO!
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1615. WHAT YOU DOING,
RAINBOW RANDOLPH?
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1616. I...
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1617. IT'S OK.
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1618. HEY, IT'S SMOOCHY!
COME ON!
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1619. COME ON, SWEETIE,
IT'S SMOOCHY. LET'S GO.
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1620. OH, MAN,
THANK YOU.
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1621. I LOVE YOU!
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1622. OH, GOD!
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1623. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?
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1624. SO, REMEMBER KIDS,
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1625. A STEPDAD IS A LOT
LIKE A NEW PUPPY.
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1626. THEY NEED PATIENCE
AND LOVE WHILE THEY ADJUST
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1627. TO THEIR NEW SURROUNDINGS.
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1628. BUT REMEMBER,
IF HE IS EVER ABUSIVE
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1629. TO YOU OR MOMMY,
WHAT ARE THE MAGIC NUMBERS?
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1630. 9-ONE-ONE!
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1631. THAT'S RIGHT!
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1632. NOW, I AM VERY EXCITED
TO INTRODUCE
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1633. A SURPRISE VISITOR
TO JUNGLE LAND!
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1634. BOYS AND GIRLS,
PLEASE HELP ME WELCOME,
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1635. ALL THE WAY
FROM THE LAYWOOD DOWNS
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1636. RHINO PRESERVE,
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1637. MY COUSIN, MOOCHY!
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1638. COME ON
DOWN HERE, MOOCH!
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1639. HEY...
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1640. YOU BIG DRINK
OF WATER.
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1641. HOW ARE YOU?
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1642. GREAT.
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1643. GOSH. THANKS FOR COMING
ALL THIS WAY, MOOCH.
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1644. SAY HELLO TO ALL THE BOYS
AND GIRLS OUT THERE.
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1645. HEY, LOOK—
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1646. MOOCHY?
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1647. MY NAME IS MOOCHY.
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1648. YES, WE'VE
ESTABLISHED THAT.
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1649. SHELDON, THIS COSTUME'S
MAKING MY NUTS ITCH.
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1650. HEY, THAT WAS
SO MUCH FUN!
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1651. HEY, YEAH, MAN,
DID YOU DO GREAT!
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1652. OH, AND THE ICE SHOW'S
GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN!
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1653. AND I'M GONNA
SKATE OUT
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1654. IN A CIRCLE AND THEN
I'LL FALL ON MY ASS!
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1655. AND THEN—HA HA! OH!
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1656. WOW. YOU'RE REALLY LOOKING
FORWARD TO THAT, AREN'T YOU?
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1657. OH, BOY, BEING BACK
AT THE COLISEUM.
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1658. YOU KNOW,
BACK IN THE ARENA.
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1659. AND WITH THE CROWDS,
JUST CHEERING.
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1660. OH, IT'S GONNA BE LIKE—
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1661. IT'S GONNA BE LIKE HEAVEN.
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1662. HEH HEH.
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1663. IT'S GONNA
BE GREAT, CHAMP.
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1664. OH, BOY.
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1665. HEY, SHELDON, UH,
I LOVE YOU.
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1666. OH, I LOVE, TOO, BUDDY.
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1667. YEAH, I LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU, YEAH!
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1668. HEY, UH,
I'LL TELL YOU, UH,
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1669. I'M GONNA GO
TO THE LOCKER ROOM
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1670. AND, UH, TAKE ALL
MY HEADGEAR OFF.
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1671. AND YOU! YOU, UH, YOU, UH,
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1672. YOU, UH, UH, OK, OK.
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1673. ALL RIGHT. THAT'S IT.
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1674. ALL RIGHT, NORA!
HEY! HEY! HEY!
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1675. WELL...
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1676. CHAMP'S REALLY EXCITED
ABOUT THE ICE SHOW.
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1677. YEAH, WELL, I'VE BEEN
READING SO MUCH ABOUT IT.
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1678. YEAH. WE'RE GETTING
A LOT OF INK.
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1679. YEAH.
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1680. I MEAN, IT'S—
IT'S FANTASTIC.
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1681. OH, I THINK IT'S GREAT
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
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1682. OH, THANKS.
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1683. AND YOU WERE THE ONE
THAT INSPIRED ME
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1684. TO, YOU KNOW,
USE MY JUICE
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1685. TO PUT THAT
TOGETHER.
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1686. I REALLY DO
APPRECIATE THAT.
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1687. OH. GOOD.
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1688. THANKS.
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1689. I THOUGHT THE STEPFATHER
SEGMENT WENT WELL TONIGHT.
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1690. OH, YEAH? YEAH.
YEAH.
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1691. YEAH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT
WAS GOING ON OUT THERE
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1692. WITH THE—THE ENERGY
WAS JUST REALLY,
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1693. REALLY CLICKIN'.
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1694. YEAH.
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1695. YEAH.
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1696. YEAH.
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1697. MMM.
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1698. MMM. MMM.
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1699. OH.
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1700. YOU'RE NOT FULL OF SHIT LIKE
ALL THE OTHERS, ARE YOU?
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1701. NO.
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1702. YOU'RE FOR REAL,
RIGHT?
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1703. TOTALLY. OH!
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1704. OH! I MEAN,
I COULDN'T TELL.
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1705. FIRST, I THOUGHT
IT WAS AN ACT.
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1706. AND THEN I JUST THOUGHT
YOU WERE A—A—
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1707. A SIMP OR SOMETHING.
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1708. WELL, IT'S TOTALLY
UNDERSTANDABLE.
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1709. THERE WAS
THE WHOLE NAZI THING.
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1710. OH, WELL, I—
I FORGIVE YOU FOR THAT.
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1711. OH...
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1712. NORA.
SHELDON.
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1713. HEY!
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1714. UH-OH.
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1715. HEY, WHAT ROUND IS IT?
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1716. AND IN OTHER NEWS,
FORMER HEAVYWEIGHT CONTENDER
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1717. AND RESTAURATEUR
LAWRENCE "SPINNER" DUNN
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1718. WAS FOUND SHOT TO DEATH
IN A RHINOCEROS OUTFIT
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1719. EARLY THIS MORNING
IN CHINATOWN.
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1720. HOW COULD YOU HIT
THE WRONG RHINO?
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1721. WHO KNEW SMOOCHY
HAD A COUSIN MOOCHY?
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1722. THEY LOOK
FUCKIN' IDENTICAL.
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1723. SMOOCHY IS FUCHSIA.
MOOCHY IS BURGUNDY!
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1724. READ A PAPER!
WHAT, DO I GOTTA TAKE YOU
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1725. BACK TO KINDERGARTEN?
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1726. ALL YOU SAID WAS
"HIT THE RHINO."
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1727. YOU NEVER SPECIFIED
A COLOR.
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1728. I'M NOT TAKING THE
BLAME FOR THIS ONE.
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1729. OH, I'M NOT THROUGH
WITH YOU YET, RHINO.
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1730. YOUR TIME WILL COME.
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1731. OH, HE WANTED TO BE IN
THE ICE SHOW SO BAD.
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1732. STOP TORTURING YOURSELF.
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1733. I'M SORRY, SPINNER.
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1734. I'M SO SORRY.
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1735. HE REALLY
LOVED YOU, SHEL.
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1736. I KNOW.
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1737. THIS I GUARANTEE.
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1738. THAT FUCKIN' RANDOLPH HAS
SEEN HIS LAST RAINBOW.
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1739. WE'RE GONNA FIND HIM,
CUT OFF HIS BALLS,
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1740. AND SHOVE 'EM
UP HIS ASS.
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1741. WELL, MAYBE
WE SHOULD LEAVE THAT
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1742. FOR THE COPS, TOMMY.
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1743. COPS WON'T DO
THE BALL THING.
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1744. IT'S AGAINST
PROCEDURE.
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1745. DON'T FORGET. THIS HIT
WAS MEANT FOR YOU, SHEL.
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1746. SO FROM NOW ON,
EVERYWHERE YOU GO, WE GO.
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1747. IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I'LL BE FINE.
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1748. FINE, NOTHIN'.
AS CHRIST IS MY WITNESS,
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1749. NO ONE IS TOUCHIN' A HAIR
ON YOUR FUCKIN' HEAD.
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1750. SPINNER WOULD HAVE
WANTED IT THAT WAY.
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1751. OH, POOR SPINNER.
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1752. ALL RIGHT, BOYS.
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1753. LET'S GO PRAY
AND GET SHITFACED.
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1754. YEAH, YOU DO THAT. OK.
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1755. YOU HAVE ONE FOR ME, OK?
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1756. NOW, YOU TRY NOT
TO HURT ANYONE, ROY.
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1757. WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?
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1758. WOW.
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1759. HOW LONG DID
YOU SAY RANDOLPH STAYED
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1760. IN YOUR APARTMENT,
MR. PIKE?
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1761. JUST A COUPLE
OF NIGHTS, OFFICER.
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1762. SMOOCHY!
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1763. SMOOCHY!
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1764. WHAT'S UP?
TOMMY'S HERE.
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1765. WHAT?
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1766. TOMMY AND HER BOYS
ARE HERE.
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1767. HEY.
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1768. ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
THE COPS HAVE
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1769. AN AWFUL LOT OF EVIDENCE
AGAINST RANDOLPH.
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1770. WE DID OUR
OWN INVESTIGATION.
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1771. COUSIN IAN FROM DOWN
AT THE MORGUE.
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1772. OH...
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1773. YOU MET HIM
AT THE WAKE.
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1774. SEE THE NECK?
SNAPPED LIKE A TWIG.
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1775. ANIMALS. PARADE OF HOPE'S
CALLING CARD.
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1776. WHEN THEY DO A GUY,
THEY LIKE TO SIGN THE TAB.
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1777. WHAT'S THAT GUY'S NAME
OVER THERE, GREEN?
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1778. MERV GREEN.
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1779. THIS IS ONE TAB THEY
SHOULD HAVE LEFT BLANK.
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1780. I KNEW MERV GREEN WAS
A FUCKIN' JIZZ BAG
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1781. FROM THE DAY
HE GRABBED MY ASS
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1782. AT A FEED
THE CHILDREN BENEFIT.
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1783. WELL, LET ME
TELL YOU SOMETHIN'.
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1784. MR. GREEN
AND HIS FRIENDS
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1785. ARE GONNA GET
A FIRST-CLASS RIDE
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1786. THROUGH THE CRIMINAL
JUSTICE SYSTEM.
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1787. IT'S ALL TAKEN
CARE OF, SHEL.
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1788. HOW DO YOU MEAN?
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1789. SOMETIMES
IN THIS LIFE,
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1790. A MAN'S GOTTA ANSWER
FOR HIS INDISCRETIONS.
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1791. IT WAS A MISTAKE.
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1792. AN HONEST MISTAKE.
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1793. I WAS JUST TRYING
TO HELP THE CHILDREN!
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1794. OH, YOU LIKE KIDS, HUH?
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1795. OH, YEAH.
SURE, OF COURSE.
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1796. OH, I BET YOU KNOW
SOME FAIRY TALES, THEN.
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1797. HEY, DANNY,
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1798. TELL HIM THE ONE ABOUT
THE WORTHLESS PRICK
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1799. THAT GETS HIS HEAD
CHOPPED OFF WITH AN AX.
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1800. NO.
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1801. NO!
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1802. NO!
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1803. I DON'T THINK I FEEL
SO GOOD ABOUT THIS
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1804. ALL OF A SUDDEN, TOMMY.
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1805. THEN WE TOOK HIS HEAD
AND PLAYED A LITTLE—
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1806. OK, THAT'S, UH—
THAT'S DEFINITELY, UH,
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1807. MORE INFORMATION
THAN I REALLY CARE
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1808. TO HAVE
AT THIS POINT, THANKS.
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1809. I'M HAVING SECOND
THOUGHTS, BURKE.
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1810. I DON'T THINK
I CAN DO THIS.
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1811. RELAX.
IT'S ALL GOOD.
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1812. RELAX? THEY FOUND
MERV GREEN'S HEAD
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1813. ON THE GRAND CONCOURSE.
PARDON MY CONCERN.
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1814. MORE FOR US. WE'LL TAKE
THE WHOLE BALL OF WAX.
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1815. GETTIN' IN BED
WITH BUGGY DING-DONG'S
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1816. A MISTAKE. HE'S CRAZY!
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1817. JUST LEAVE BUGGY TO ME.
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1818. ONCE HE DOES THE JOB,
THE RHINO'S DEAD.
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1819. WE LIGHT UP
THE MACANUDOS!
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1820. RELAX!
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1821. WHERE IS OUR GUEST
OF HONOR, ANYWAY?
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1822. YOU MEAN
OUR SMACK ADDICT?
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1823. IT'LL BE FINE.
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1824. WE'RE RELYING
ON A SMACK ADDICT.
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1825. TERRIFIC.
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1826. OOH.
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1827. HEY! I'M SORRY
I'M LATE, MAN.
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1828. I FELL ASLEEP
AT THE BUS STATION.
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1829. LOOKIN' GOOD, BUGGY.
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1830. YEAH.
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1831. EXCUSE ME IF
I SMELL LIKE PISS.
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1832. YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.
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1833. GOD HELP US.
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1834. YOU WANT
A DRINK, BUGGY?
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1835. VODKA.
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1836. I DO THIS THING
TONIGHT
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1837. AND THE SPOT
IS MINE, RIGHT?
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1838. WITH A BOW ON IT.
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1839. LOOK, THE THING IS,
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1840. WE GOTTA PUT IT
TO REST.
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1841. I MEAN, THE RHINO IS UP
WAY PAST HIS BEDTIME.
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1842. BUGGY?
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1843. BUGGY?
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1844. YEAH?
BUGGY, BUGGY.
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1845. WE'RE IN, RIGHT?
WE'RE SET?
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1846. YEAH, MAN. SURE.
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1847. WOW, LOOK AT ALL
THE PRETTY LIGHTS.
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1848. EVERY COP IN NEW YORK
IS LOOKING FOR YOU.
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1849. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO STAY PUT FOR A WHILE.
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1850. I WANTED TO BE
A PRIEST, ANGIE.
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1851. I KNOW, RANDY.
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1852. DO YOU BELIEVE
IN ANGELS?
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1853. ANGELS?
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1854. I SAW ONE
IN TIMES SQUARE.
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1855. THIS LITTLE ANGEL
WITH CURLS.
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1856. SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE
THAT CARED ABOUT ME.
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1857. SHE SAVED MY LIFE.
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1858. YOU DON'T WANT
TO KILL YOURSELF, RANDY.
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1859. YOU KNOW THAT.
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1860. PERHAPS IT'S TIME
TO HEAL...
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1861. ADMIT THAT SMOOCHY
HAS WON,
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1862. AND GRACEFULLY
MARCH FORWARD.
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1863. NOW YOU'RE
TALKIN', KID.
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1864. THIS IS A BIG STEP.
I'M PROUD OF YOU.
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1865. DID YOU BRING LUNCH?
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1866. YEP.
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1867. CHICKEN AND STARS?
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1868. JUST LIKE
YOU ASKED FOR.
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1869. OH, MAY I HAVE
SOME, PLEASE?
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1870. FOR A SMILE.
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1871. THAT A BOY!
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1872. HERE.
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1873. I GOT YOU SOME
CROSSWORD PUZZLES
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1874. AND STUFF TO READ.
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1875. YOU OK, RANDY?
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1876. FIRST, HE TAKES
MY CAREER,
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1877. THEN MY LIFE...
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1878. NOW, MY GIRL.
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1879. CALM DOWN, RANDY. SHE'S
NOT YOUR GIRL ANYMORE.
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1880. THE BALLS ON
THAT FUCHSIA FUCK!
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1881. I'M GONNA TEAR HIM APART
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1882. PIECE BY PIECE!
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1883. PIECE BY PIECE!
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1884. YOU SAID IT'S TIME
TO HEAL. NOW, STOP IT!
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1885. I'M GONNA TAKE HIM APART
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1886. HOOF BY HOOF!
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1887. HORN BY HORN!
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1888. ONCE AND FOR ALL!
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1889. NOW AND FOREVER!
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1890. WHAT HAPPENED TO GRACEFULLY
MARCHING FORWARD?
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1891. MOTHERFUCKER!
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1892. YEAH.
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1893. CAN I HELP YOU
WITH SOMETHING?
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1894. I GOT NEWS, NORA.
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1895. BUGGY?
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1896. HOW YOU DOIN',
APPLE CHEEKS?
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1897. LONG TIME NO SEE.
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1898. HEH HEH. WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
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1899. I GOT BUSINESS
WITH STOKES.
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1900. OH, YEAH?
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1901. YEAH.
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1902. HE'S GONNA PUT ME
BACK ON THE AIR.
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1903. HE'S GONNA
GIVE ME A SHOT.
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1904. I'M GONNA TAKE
THE RHINO'S PLACE.
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1905. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT, BUGGY?
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1906. BUGGY DING-DONG
SHALL RISE AGAIN
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1907. LIKE A MAGNIFICENT
PHOENIX
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1908. OR SOME OTHER TOWN
IN ARIZONA.
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1909. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN SMITTEN
WITH YOU, BABY.
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1910. LET ME SHOW YOU
MY BUGGY BUMPER.
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1911. HEY, BACK OFF, DRACULA!
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1912. KEEP IN TOUCH.
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1913. KEEP IN TOUCH...
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1914. I'M TELLING YOU,
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1915. STOKES CUT SOME KIND
OF DEAL WITH BUGGY
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1916. FOR THE SMOOCHY SLOT.
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1917. WAIT A MINUTE.
BUGGY DING-DONG,
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1918. THE HOST OF
BUGGY'S BUMPY RAILROAD?
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1919. YEAH, UNTIL
HE DISCOVERED THE JOYS
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1920. OF TURKISH
BLACK MULE HEROIN.
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1921. BUT THAT DOESN'T
MAKE ANY SENSE.
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1922. WHY WOULD STOKES WANT
TO REPLACE SMOOCHY
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1923. WITH SOME SMACK ADDICT?
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1924. I DON'T KNOW.
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1925. MAN, SOMEBODY TOSS ME
A BEACH TOWEL,
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1926. 'CAUSE MY HEAD
IS SWIMMIN'.
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1927. WHAT'S UP?
WHOA.
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1928. TWO FOR THE PRICE
OF ONE.
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1929. HOW CONVENIENT.
HOW SERENDIPITOUS.
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1930. YOU KNOW WHAT?
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
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1931. RIGHT NOW, RANDOLPH.
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1932. OH, YOU EAT
WITH THAT MOUTH?
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1933. YEAH.
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1934. OK, GUYS?
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1935. LET'S JUST ALL
TAKE IT EASY.
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1936. BITE ME, BUDDHA.
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1937. I HAD HER FIRST.
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1938. WHAT?
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1939. THAT'S RIGHT, BABY.
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1940. YEAH. YOU SNATCHED
HER AWAY,
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1941. NOW YOU GOTS TO PAY.
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1942. CORK IT, ASSHOLE!
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1943. HEY, DOES SOMEBODY WANT
TO EXPLAIN TO ME
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1944. WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT?
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1945. DIDN'T SHE TELL YOU
OF THE LOVE WE ONCE HAD?
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1946. PASSIONATE, YET TENDER.
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1947. OLD-FASHIONED,
YET EXPERIMENTAL.
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1948. RANDOLPH, YOU HAVE
LOST YOUR MIND.
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1949. OH, ENLIGHTEN
THE LAD, NORA.
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1950. YOU WERE SUCH A HOT
LITTLE BROOD MARE.
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1951. DOES THE BRIDLE
STILL FIT?
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1952. HEY, WATCH
YOUR MOUTH, MISTER.
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1953. WHAT EXPERIMENTS? I'VE HAD
FIRMER HANDSHAKES, YOU DRUNK.
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1954. PLEASE. IT'S SMALL,
BUT IT'S FIERCE!
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1955. HOLD THE PHONE HERE.
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1956. WAIT...
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1957. ARE YOU TELLING ME
THIS IS TRUE?
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1958. YOU AND HIM?
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1959. NO, YOU KNOW, YEAH.
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1960. WELL, HOW DO
YOU LIKE THAT?
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1961. YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER
ACTION FIGURE
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1962. FOR HER COLLECTION.
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1963. SHUT UP, RANDY,
BEFORE I JAW YOU AGAIN.
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1964. I GOT MR. BOOMY, MISSY!
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1965. WHY DON'T YOU TELL HIM
ABOUT JINGLE JACKSON?
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1966. YOU DATED
JINGLE JACKSON, TOO?
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1967. SHE USED TO LIKE
TO PLAY WITH HIS BELLS.
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1968. OH.
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1969. WHAT ABOUT
WALLY THE WHALE?
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1970. NORA, HOW COULD YOU DO IT
WITH WALLY THE WHALE?
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1971. THAR SHE BLOWS.
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1972. I DON'T BELIEVE
THIS IS HAPPENING.
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1973. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T
TELL ME ABOUT THIS.
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1974. OH, LISTEN, SHELDON,
I'M NOT PROUD OF IT.
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1975. BUT...
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1976. THERE WAS
A TIME IN MY LIFE...
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1977. WHEN I WAS A BIT
OF A KIDDY HOST GROUPIE.
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1978. OH, MY GOD.
I FEEL DIZZY.
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1979. NO, THIS HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH US.
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1980. YOU'RE DIFFERENT,
SHELDON.
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1981. THAT WAS ANOTHER TIME.
I WAS ANOTHER WOMAN THEN.
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1982. YOU'VE SHOWN ME
A WORLD THAT...
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1983. I NEVER THOUGHT
COULD EXIST.
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1984. REALLY?
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1985. YES.
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1986. OH!
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1987. WHAT THE FUCK
AM I WATCHING HERE,
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1988. YOUR LITTLE SOAP OPERA?
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1989. "YOU'RE DIFFERENT, SHELDON.
I'M DIFFERENT, SHELDON."
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1990. SHUT UP! THIS IS MY SHOW!
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1991. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
OF THE POWER
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1992. OF A CONDEMNED MAN?
DO YOU?
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1993. TAKE IT EASY, RANDOLPH.
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1994. I DON'T THINK YOU WANT
TO HURT ANYONE HERE.
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1995. OH, GO BLOW
YOURSELF, MARTHA.
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1996. LOOK WHAT YOU'VE
DONE TO THIS PLACE.
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1997. IT'S ALL DIAN FOSSEY.
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1998. WHEN I LIVED HERE,
IT WAS BOB FOSSE!
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1999. RIGHT THERE,
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2000. I HAD A BIG PAINTING
OF A NAKED CHICK
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2001. HOLDING A LITTLE PLANT.
VERY TASTEFUL, NO BUSH.
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2002. NOT A PICTURE
OF YOUR FUCKIN' MOTHER!
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2003. LISTEN, RANDY, WE KNOW
YOU DIDN'T KILL SPINNER,
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2004. SO JUST COOL YOUR JETS.
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2005. OH, THANK YOU,
MOTHER TERESA.
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2006. WHY DON'T YOU TELL THAT
TO THE ANGRY MOB OUTSIDE?
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2007. THEY WANT MY FUCKIN' ASS!
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2008. I'M LIKE A GODDAMNED
TOASTER AT MACY'S!
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2009. RANDOLPH'S ASS, AISLE 3.
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2010. LOOK, WE'LL GO
TO THE POLICE
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2011. FIRST THING
TOMORROW MORNING.
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2012. I'LL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING,
AND IT'LL ALL WORK OUT FINE.
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2013. JUST TRUST ME, RANDOLPH.
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2014. OH! HO HO! NO!
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2015. DO NOT START WITH
YOUR MAGICIAN'S TRICKS,
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2016. YOUNG MOSES.
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2017. I AM PHARAOH!
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2018. AND YOU ARE MY SLAVE.
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2019. AND THIS IS MY KINGDOM!
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2020. WHAT?
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2021. GET THE GUN.
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2022. NO!
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2023. OW, YOU'RE HURTING ME!
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2024. THIS IS WHAT
YOU WANTED, RAINBOW?
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2025. YOU WANT TO GO DOWN
IN FLAMES?
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2026. THE FLAMES ARE TOO HOT.
THEY'RE DRIVING ME MAD!
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2027. OH, GOD!
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2028. UNH!
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2029. GO AHEAD!
KILL ME!
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2030. GO AHEAD!
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2031. FINISH IT OFF!
I'M NOTHING!
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2032. PUT ME OUT
OF MY MISERY.
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2033. LOOK, YOU'RE NOT
NOTHING, ALL RIGHT?
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2034. YOU'RE BITTER
AND MISGUIDED
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2035. AND I'M GUESSING YOU GOT
SOME SERIOUS ISSUES
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2036. WITH SEXUAL IDENTITY,
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2037. BUT YOU ARE STILL
RAINBOW RANDOLPH.
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2038. YOU KNOW, THAT'S
WORTH SOMETHING.
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2039. YOU'VE MADE A LOT
OF CHILDREN HAPPY.
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2040. WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
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2041. WELL... YEAH. SURE, SURE.
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2042. I love you both.
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2043. YOU'RE LETTING THEM DRAG
YOU DOWN TO THEIR LEVEL.
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2044. NO, I'M JUST WISING UP
A LITTLE BIT.
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2045. SHE'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW.
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2046. DON'T MAKE
THE SAME MISTAKE I DID.
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2047. KEEP YOUR DIGNITY INTACT.
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2048. AAH! MY BALLS!
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2049. THEY'RE ON FIRE!
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2050. LOOK, I APPRECIATE
EVERYBODY'S CONCERN,
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2051. BUT I KNOW WHAT
I'M DOING.
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2052. I tried.
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2053. OK, BUDDY,
WE GOTTA GET DOWN
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2054. TO THE ARENA
FOR THE SHOW NOW,
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2055. BUT YOU'RE WELCOME
TO STAY HERE
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2056. AS LONG AS YOU LIKE.
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2057. YOU'LL BE TOTALLY
SAFE HERE, OK?
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2058. YOU'VE GOT A GOOD
MAN THERE, NORA.
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2059. YOU JUST REST, RANDY.
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2060. HE'S THE REAL THING.
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2061. YOU'RE THE REAL
THING, SCHMELDON.
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2062. THANKS, RANDY.
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2063. I'M A FRAUD.
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2064. I'M A WICKED MAN WHO'S
DONE WICKED ACTS.
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2065. WELL, IT'S LIKE
THE SONG SAYS...
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2066. WE ALL GOT
OUR BAD DAYS.
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2067. BUGGY.
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2068. ANGELO.
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2069. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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2070. I THOUGHT
YOU CLEANED UP!
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2071. YEAH, I CLEANED UP!
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2072. I CLEANED UP HALF
THE POPPIES IN ASIA.
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2073. COME ON!
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2074. ASHLEY!
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2075. OH, MOMMY, PRETZELS.
CAN I GET ONE?
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2076. IF THAT'S
WHAT YOU WANT.
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2077. WITH MUSTARD.
EVERYTHING'S FREE.
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2078. HERE YOU GO, SIR.
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2079. SALT.
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2080. I'M SORRY, SIR.
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2081. OUR PRETZELS
ARE SALT-FREE.
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2082. I THINK WE SHOULD
CALL IT OFF.
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2083. I CAN'T DO THAT, NORA.
THERE'S A LOT OF KIDS
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2084. AND A LOT OF JUNKIES
OUT THERE RIGHT NOW
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2085. WHO ARE COUNTIN' ON ME.
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2086. NOW, I GOT A JOB TO DO.
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2087. COME ON, KID,
WISH ME LUCK.
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2088. HELLO?
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2089. RANDY, IS THAT YOU?
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2090. ANGIE, MY LITTLE TWINKIE.
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2091. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA WEAR
AT THE ICE SHOW?
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2092. I HOPE JUST A THONG.
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2093. LISTEN TO ME.
BUGGY'S BEEN HERE.
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2094. BUGGY DOUBLE D's?
THE DONG MAN?
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2095. YEAH. HE BROKE
INTO MY PLACE,
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2096. LIFTED
MY BACKSTAGE PASS.
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2097. HE WAS BRAGGIN'
ABOUT DOIN' A BIG JOB
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2098. FOR BURKE BENNETT.
GONNA GET HIS OLD SHOW BACK
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2099. AFTER THE RHINO'S GONE.
I TELL YOU,
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2100. HE WAS JACKED UP HIGHER
THAN A PROM DRESS IN JUNE.
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2101. OH, I GOT A BAD FEELING
ABOUT THIS, ANGIE.
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2102. NO SHIT.
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2103. I HAVE TO GET DOWN
TO THE ICE SHOW.
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2104. NO, NO, NO. THE PLACE
IS CRAWLIN' WITH COPS.
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2105. THEY'LL JUMP ON YOU
LIKE A TRAMPOLINE.
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2106. I DON'T CARE.
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2107. BURKE AND DING-DONG
EQUALS TROUBLE.
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2108. I HAVE TO SAVE
THE RHINO.
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2109. WAIT, WAIT. RANDY—
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2110. RANDY!
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2111. AND NOW,
AMERICA'S FAVORITE RHINO.
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2112. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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2113. BOYS AND GIRLS,
HERE'S SMOOCHY!
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2114. THANK YOU.
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2115. NO, NO.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
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2116. OH BEHALF
OF MYSELF
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2117. AND THE SOON
TO BE RESTORED
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2118. CONEY ISLAND
METHADONE CLINIC,
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2119. I WANT TO THANK YOU ALL
FOR BEING HERE, REALLY.
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2120. YEAH. HIP, HIP, HOORAY.
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2121. HMM.
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2122. THANK YOU.
NOW LISTEN, KIDS.
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2123. I KNOW YOU ALL CAME
HERE EXCITED TO HEAR
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2124. YOUR FAVORITE
SMOOCHY SONGS,
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2125. BUT WE'VE
PREPARED SOMETHING
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2126. A LITTLE BIT
DIFFERENT FOR YOU.
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2127. SOMETHING VERY
PERSONAL TO ME.
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2128. YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS TOLD
YOU HOW IMPORTANT IT IS
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2129. TO BE HONEST ABOUT
WHAT YOU'RE FEELING.
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2130. WELL, IF I CAME OUT HERE
AND I DIDN'T SHARE WITH YOU
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2131. WHAT I'VE BEEN FEELING, WHAT
I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH,
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2132. WELL, THAT WOULDN'T
MAKE ME A VERY HONEST RHINO,
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2133. NOW WOULD IT?
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2134. SO, I'M GONNA GO ON
A LITTLE JOURNEY HERE TODAY,
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2135. AND I HOPE YOU'LL
COME ALONG WITH ME.
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2136. YOU GOTTA HAVE YOUR
TRUE FRIENDS BY YOUR SIDE.
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2137. THIS IS FOR SPINNER.
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2138. OH...
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2139. HUH.
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2140. AAH!
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2141. DON'T LET THEM
GET YOU, SMOOCHY!
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2142. IT'S RAINBOW RANDOLPH!
RAINBOW RANDOLPH!
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2143. NO, NO, NO. NO, NO, WAIT.
NO, PLEASE. NO, I DON'T.
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2144. NO, I JUST LOOK LIKE HIM.
NO, NO, PLEASE.
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2145. I'M TRYING TO SAVE A FRIEND
FROM A DERANGED JUNKIE!
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2146. OK. OH, FOR THE KIDS, OK.
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2147. YES, FRIENDS COME
IN ALL SIZES!
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2148. HYAH!
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2149. WHOO, WHOO, WHOO, YEAH!
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2150. OH...
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2151. ANTHONY. THERE WE GO.
ANTHONY. HELLO.
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2152. YEAH.
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2153. BYE, MOOCHY!
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2154. BYE, MOOCHY...
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2155. EXCUSE ME!
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2156. BYE, MOOCHY!
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2157. SHELDON!
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2158. GOOD-BYE, SMOOCHY.
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2159. OH, SHELDON!
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2160. SHELDON!
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2161. YOU SHOT SMOOCHY,
YOU BASTARD!
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2162. GIVE ME THE GUN, YOU
WHACKED-OUT PIECE OF SHIT!
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2163. I GOTTA KILL
THE RHINO!
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2164. SHELDON! SHELDON!
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2165. NO! NO!
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2166. RANDOLPH,
GET OFF OF ME!
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2167. NO!
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2168. SHELDON! SHELDON!
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2169. GIVE ME THAT GUN,
BUGGY!
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2170. OH! OH, GOD!
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2171. SHELDON! IT'S BUGGY!
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2172. WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
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2173. SURVIVAL
OF THE FITTEST, PAL.
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2174. IT'S BUGGY!
IT'S BUGGY!
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2175. AAH, GOD!
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2176. HEY, IT'S RANDOLPH!
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2177. LET GO OF ME,
YOU FUCKIN' JUNKIE! AAH!
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2178. HELP!
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2179. AAH!
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2180. I NEVER SAW VENICE!
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2181. AAH!
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2182. OH, GOD!
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2183. OHH!
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2184. AAH! UHH!
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2185. OHH!
OH!
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2186. YOU OK?
I DON'T KNOW.
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2187. I'M KIND OF FUCKED UP
IN GENERAL,
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2188. SO IT'S HARD TO GAUGE.
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2189. AHH!
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2190. IT'S BURKE!
HE SET YOU UP!
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2191. WHAT?
HE TRIED TO KILL YOU!
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2192. OH, THERE HE IS!
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2193. HE'S GETTING AWAY!
SHELDON!
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2194. BURKE!
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2195. NO!
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2196. SHELDON!
BURKE!
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2197. BURKE,
GET BACK HERE!
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2198. LOOK, IT'S SMOOCHY!
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2199. BURKE!
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2200. HEY, IT'S SMOOCHY.
THAT'S SMOOCHY.
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2201. STOP HIM!
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2202. LOOK, HONEY, SMOOCHY!
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2203. OHH! UHH!
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2204. UHH!
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2205. OHH!
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2206. YOU PULL A GUN ON ME?
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2207. A GUN I GAVE YOU
AS A GIFT?
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2208. WHERE'S YOUR ETIQUETTE?
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2209. LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE
SECRET ABOUT OWNING A GUN.
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2210. OH, YEAH?
WHAT'S THAT?
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2211. YOU HAVE TO COCK IT.
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2212. DROP IT, SHITHEAD!
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2213. DON'T YOU MOVE!
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2214. SHELDON...
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2215. YOU OK?
YEAH.
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2216. YOU...
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2217. TAKE IT EASY.
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2218. YOU WERE MY AGENT.
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2219. HOW COULD YOU
SET ME UP LIKE THAT?
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2220. IT WAS JUST
CIRCUMSTANCES—
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2221. CIRCUMSTANCES?
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2222. YOU KILLED SPINNER, BURKE!
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2223. IT WAS A TRAGIC MISTAKE.
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2224. I WISH I COULD
TURN BACK TIME.
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2225. HE WAS MY FRIEND,
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
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2226. SHELDON!
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2227. GET UP!
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2228. GET UP
AND LOOK AT ME!
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2229. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
SHOOT ME?
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2230. YEAH.
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2231. THAT'S NOT VERY
SMOOCHY-LIKE BEHAVIOR.
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2232. I DON'T FEEL
VERY SMOOCHY-LIKE
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2233. RIGHT NOW, BURKE.
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2234. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
WAIT, SHELDON—
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2235. I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING.
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2236. YOU JUST FUCKED
WITH THE WRONG RHINO, PAL.
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2237. SHELDON, NO!
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2238. SHELDON, HALT!
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2239. DON'T DO IT, SHEL!
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2240. TOMMY, STAY OUT OF THIS.
IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
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2241. DON'T DESTROY
WHO YOU ARE
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2242. FOR THIS PIECE OF SHIT.
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2243. GIVE ME THE GUN, SHEL.
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2244. OH, MY GOD.
WHAT AM I DOING?
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2245. COME ON, NOW.
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2246. THAT'S IT.
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2247. I'M SORRY, TOMMY.
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2248. I DON'T KNOW HOW I LET
MYSELF GET PUSHED SO FAR.
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2249. YOU'RE ONLY HUMAN, DARLING.
COME ON. LET'S GO AWAY.
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2250. THAT'S IT.
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2251. OH, GOD!
AHH!
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2252. WHAT SHOULD WE
DO ABOUT THESE GUYS?
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2253. DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT THEM.
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2254. WE'LL DEAL WITH THEM.
OFF YOU GO.
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2255. YOU SURE? YOU'RE NOT
GONNA DO ANYTHING
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2256. TOO EXTREME, NOW,
ARE YOU, TOMMY?
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2257. EVEN A RAT DESERVES
A LITTLE MERCY NOW AND AGAIN.
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2258. OFF YOU GO.
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2259. ALL RIGHT.
THANKS A LOT.
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2260. MACANUDOS, MY ASS!
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2261. SHUT UP!
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2262. WE'RE IN DEEP SHIT.
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2263. DEEP SHIT.
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2264. YOU BOYS EVER
TRAVEL TOGETHER BEFORE?
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2265. IT'S A BEAUTIFUL CITY,
BUT...
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2266. THERE'S A LOT
OF GRIME ON IT, YOU KNOW?
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2267. AHH... WELL, YOU HELP
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2268. GIVE IT
A LITTLE MORE POLISH.
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2269. THINK?
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2270. THANKS.
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2271. LET'S GO HOME, SMOOCH.
SHOW'S OVER.
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2272. NO, IT ISN'T.
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2273. IT'S JUST BEGINNING.
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2274. AND NOW,
IT GIVES ME GREAT PLEASURE
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2275. TO INTRODUCE TO YOU,
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2276. HERE TOGETHER
FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME,
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2277. SIDE BY SIDE,
SHOULDER TO SHOULDER,
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2278. FRIENDS FOREVER,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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2279. BOYS AND GIRLS,
PLEASE WELCOME
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2280. SMOOCHY THE RHINO
AND RAINBOW RANDOLPH!
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2281. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
WARNER BROS.
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2282. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—
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