1. Do you know that adults
are the stupidest creatures on earth?Copy !req
2. They think they can just make up stories
to hide secrets.Copy !req
3. They're retards.Copy !req
4. They said that bad guys killed my dad
for the insurance money.Copy !req
5. What an idiot.Copy !req
6. I've known all along that my dad was gay.Copy !req
7. He died 95 days ago.Copy !req
8. I don't know where people go
after they die,Copy !req
9. but Liu San-lienCopy !req
10. took me to a place...Copy !req
11. It's 1:05 p.m. now. The program
you're listening to now is Mommy DoReMi.Copy !req
12. I'm your host, Chung Hsin-ling.Copy !req
13. Nobody's home.
There's no use banging the door.Copy !req
14. - He must still be sleeping.
- Who?Copy !req
15. A shameless guy.Copy !req
16. - Someone Sung Cheng-yuan knows.
- So he is Dad's friend.Copy !req
17. - Why do you have to talk that way?
- How about you?Copy !req
18. Is that how you talk to your mom?Copy !req
19. Birds of the same feather flock together.Copy !req
20. Still sleeping?Copy !req
21. I don't believe that I can't wake you up.Copy !req
22. Are you looking for me?Copy !req
23. - He made you the beneficiary, didn't he?
- What?Copy !req
24. Or did you change the beneficiary
when he was unconscious?Copy !req
25. You shameless bastard!Copy !req
26. That money was meant for his son.Copy !req
27. Tell him your name and who your dad is.Copy !req
28. Tell him yourself.Copy !req
29. Sung Cheng-hsi.Copy !req
30. If you play with your phone again,
I'll break it!Copy !req
31. If you're coming in,
please close the door behind you.Copy !req
32. Otherwise, just close the door.Copy !req
33. He needs to go to high school, college
and then study abroad.Copy !req
34. Never mind that you two messed up my life.
Now you're taking his son's money too?Copy !req
35. Are you coming in or not, Auntie?Copy !req
36. Who...Copy !req
37. Who are you calling Auntie?Copy !req
38. Are you coming in or not?Copy !req
39. You wait here!Copy !req
40. Drink this if you're thirsty.Copy !req
41. I'll be out in a second.Copy !req
42. Take it, Sung Cheng-hsi!Copy !req
43. Quick.Copy !req
44. I'll be out in a second.Copy !req
45. Sung Cheng-yuan's insurance money
was his way of making up to his son.Copy !req
46. - Did he make you the beneficiary?
- "Ben"? "Fishery"?Copy !req
47. - Can you speak in Mandarin?
- How dare you? Stop playing dumb.Copy !req
48. Auntie, you're not busy, but I am!Copy !req
49. I don't have time for this.
Let me be straight with you.Copy !req
50. If you have any conscience, give it back.Copy !req
51. I don't know what Ben or fishery
you are talking about.Copy !req
52. All I know is that Sung Cheng-yuan
gave you every penny he had, didn't he?Copy !req
53. If you're not the beneficiary,
then who is?Copy !req
54. Turn left when you go out.
Get your answer at the temple there.Copy !req
55. Quit playing innocent.Copy !req
56. You shameless mistress.Copy !req
57. Watch your mouth! Do you have any respect?Copy !req
58. I'm still a guy.Copy !req
59. At least, call me a male lover.Copy !req
60. You've got a week
to give me the insurance money.Copy !req
61. Or I swear I'll find a congressman
and hold a press conference.Copy !req
62. I'll make sure the whole world knowsCopy !req
63. - that you're a family-wrecking fag.
- Why don't you get the SNG vans to come?Copy !req
64. - Right here.
- You pervert. Shame on you!Copy !req
65. - Here!
- Don't think I wouldn't dare.Copy !req
66. You damn gay!Copy !req
67. Hubby, pick up the phone.Copy !req
68. Pick up the phone, Hubby.Copy !req
69. Hubby, pick up the phone now.Copy !req
70. Hubby, pick up the phone.Copy !req
71. Pick up the phone, Hubby.Copy !req
72. - Tell me, who's the mistress now?
- Hubby, pick up the phone now.Copy !req
73. Do you hear this clearly?Copy !req
74. Hubby, pick up the phone.Copy !req
75. Pick up the phone, Hubby.Copy !req
76. Hubby, pick up the phone...Copy !req
77. What's on your mind?Copy !req
78. Do you want to talk about it?Copy !req
79. What kind of sports do you like to do?Copy !req
80. Dancing?Copy !req
81. Basketball?Copy !req
82. Or video games?Copy !req
83. I like to beat up people. Can I go now?Copy !req
84. Thank you for respecting my opinion.Copy !req
85. I'll respect your privacy too.Copy !req
86. Unless you have the intention
to hurt yourself or others.Copy !req
87. Otherwise, I won't tell your mom
what we've talked about.Copy !req
88. How is that possible? She pays you.Copy !req
89. Your mom pays meCopy !req
90. to help you.Copy !req
91. It's not to tell her what we've discussed.Copy !req
92. Do you think talking to you
will stop me from beating people up?Copy !req
93. You'll only know when you've tried.Copy !req
94. How aboutCopy !req
95. we try something else?Copy !req
96. Ask me anything you want.Copy !req
97. It can be about anything.Copy !req
98. Family, friendship,Copy !req
99. love, anything.Copy !req
100. Anything you want.Copy !req
101. Between a mistress and a male lover,Copy !req
102. who do you think would win?Copy !req
103. Sung Cheng-hsi!Copy !req
104. Are you going to wake up or not?Copy !req
105. It must be the name "Liu San-lien"Copy !req
106. - that made her a mistress.
- You have to be early.Copy !req
107. The alarm has been ringing
for ten minutes.Copy !req
108. All right. Have it your way.Copy !req
109. Don't say I didn't wake you up
if you're late.Copy !req
110. She is the noisiest woman on Earth.Copy !req
111. Sung Cheng-hsi!Copy !req
112. What the hell did you stick
in the keyhole?Copy !req
113. She thinks the whole world owes her.Copy !req
114. - Mrs. Sung.
- So she's in a bad mood every day.Copy !req
115. The name listed as the beneficiaryCopy !req
116. is not your son.Copy !req
117. What do you mean?Copy !req
118. He changed it to that lover's name?Copy !req
119. I told you to sue him for adultery.
You didn't want to.Copy !req
120. How can I do that?Copy !req
121. I have a life to live,
so does Sung Cheng-hsi.Copy !req
122. He's the cheater.Copy !req
123. The shame is on him.Copy !req
124. What does it have to do with your lives?Copy !req
125. You are so stupid!Copy !req
126. - I don't know—
- He was cheating on me with a man!Copy !req
127. Even if the lover was...Copy !req
128. I hate meal times the most.Copy !req
129. Sung Cheng-hsi.Copy !req
130. What do you think I'm saving up for?Copy !req
131. It's for you to study abroad
so you can have a better life.Copy !req
132. And you got these grades?Copy !req
133. Is this how you repay me?Copy !req
134. Am I not working hard enough?Copy !req
135. You don't have to do anything else.Copy !req
136. Just study. Is that so hard?Copy !req
137. Tell me. Is that so hard?Copy !req
138. Why don't you try it then?
Let's see if you can get good grades.Copy !req
139. You're talking back to me.Copy !req
140. Do I have tuition?Copy !req
141. Don't I need to work to earn money?Copy !req
142. Do you know how expensive
the tuition of private schools are?Copy !req
143. They charge so much money
but I still have to teach you myself.Copy !req
144. I'm going to see the principal tomorrow.Copy !req
145. Don't embarrass yourself again.Copy !req
146. Embarrass myself?Copy !req
147. Say that again.Copy !req
148. Who's embarrassing?Copy !req
149. It's Hollywood's loss
that she didn't become an actress.Copy !req
150. Your grades are the reason
Sung Cheng-yuan didn't want to see you.Copy !req
151. Do you know that?Copy !req
152. Here we go.Copy !req
153. Three, two, one.Copy !req
154. I'm giving you everything, Sung Cheng-hsi.Copy !req
155. Why can't you simply try harder for me?Copy !req
156. Why can't you do something
to make me proud?Copy !req
157. - I dare you to say that again.
- She should goCopy !req
158. - to Hollywood.
- Sung Cheng-hsi.Copy !req
159. I don't deserve this!Copy !req
160. Who embarrassed whom?Copy !req
161. You entered my room again?Copy !req
162. I changed your sheets
and vacuumed the floor.Copy !req
163. What if you get rashes again?Copy !req
164. Where's my stuff?Copy !req
165. What stuff? You throw your stuff around.
Then, blame me when you lose it.Copy !req
166. That's my stuff.Copy !req
167. Didn't I pay for all of your stuff?Copy !req
168. Give it back!Copy !req
169. - Give what back?
- The stuff that you can't buy with money.Copy !req
170. What kind of society are we living in?Copy !req
171. What can't be bought with money?Copy !req
172. Dad's letters, his pictures,
and the watch he gave me.Copy !req
173. That lousy man.Copy !req
174. He didn't even leave you
the insurance money.Copy !req
175. - What are you reminiscing about?
- It's still my stuff!Copy !req
176. I threw them away.Copy !req
177. You are so annoying!Copy !req
178. Where are you going?Copy !req
179. It's grandpa's birthday dinner tonight.
Don't be late.Copy !req
180. Adults who won't admit their mistakes
should be punished.Copy !req
181. His name is Chieh.Copy !req
182. Because he's a mistress with a dick,Copy !req
183. so he is a...Copy !req
184. He must be on drugs.Copy !req
185. He walks around in his pajamas daily.Copy !req
186. Why won't the police
do something about it?Copy !req
187. Morning.Copy !req
188. Chieh, what are you doing here?Copy !req
189. Here.Copy !req
190. You haven't had breakfast, right?Copy !req
191. Steamed dumplings.Copy !req
192. You need to look after yourself too,
not just the patient.Copy !req
193. Okay.Copy !req
194. Get well soon, folks.Copy !req
195. Best of luck to you!Copy !req
196. He's definitely on drugs.Copy !req
197. Get to the stage.Copy !req
198. - The third one.
- Add some lighting.Copy !req
199. - Bali
- I heard that he is a directorCopy !req
200. and actor in a small theater.Copy !req
201. - Hey, eat less.
- It must be a shitty one.Copy !req
202. I'm serious!Copy !req
203. I'm serious too. Stop eating so muchCopy !req
204. and you'll be the theater version
of Jolin Tsai.Copy !req
205. You can do this!Copy !req
206. Let's seize the moment.Copy !req
207. Let's test the lights.Copy !req
208. - On cue.
- He must have stolenCopy !req
209. my dad's insurance money with his looks.Copy !req
210. Chieh!Copy !req
211. Chieh!Copy !req
212. Chieh!Copy !req
213. - I can't do anything about that.
- There was so much left afterwards...Copy !req
214. Stage Director, I'll do my makeup first.Copy !req
215. I'll be back before the tech rehearsals.Copy !req
216. There were a lot.Copy !req
217. It's not just me.Copy !req
218. Everyone's worried about you.Copy !req
219. There's nothing to worry about.Copy !req
220. I'm serious.Copy !req
221. Once you feel better,
we'll support you whenever you need it.Copy !req
222. I'm doing great. Can't you see that?Copy !req
223. Come on, man! I mean it.Copy !req
224. I mean it too. Don't worry.Copy !req
225. Can't you see? I'm as lively as a wolf.Copy !req
226. That's exactly what worries me.Copy !req
227. I'd rather you cry about it.Copy !req
228. What the hell should I cry about?Copy !req
229. I'm fine.Copy !req
230. I just need 50,000 dollarsCopy !req
231. to tide us over for a few days.Copy !req
232. I'll pay you back
once the tickets are sold.Copy !req
233. People couldn't get a ticket
for our show 17 years ago!Copy !req
234. I made it even fancier this time.
Check it out!Copy !req
235. The stage, lights...Copy !req
236. Just come to the tech rehearsal tonight.Copy !req
237. I've got Lin Wen-ju, the queen of theater,
on my crew!Copy !req
238. Once people hear about us,
they'd surely...Copy !req
239. SoCopy !req
240. you went to his place?Copy !req
241. You didn't go to your friends' place
or internet cafes.Copy !req
242. You chose to go there.Copy !req
243. Why?Copy !req
244. Aren't you the expert here?Copy !req
245. Who do you think
would get my dad's insurance money?Copy !req
246. The man lover or the mistress?Copy !req
247. Knock it off, Sung Cheng-hsi!Copy !req
248. Come home and change your clothes.Copy !req
249. We'll be late for Grandpa's
birthday party. Cut it out!Copy !req
250. Open the door!Copy !req
251. Your mom learned her lesson.
Go home with her.Copy !req
252. - Let's go.
- I'll jump if you come any closer!Copy !req
253. Come down first.Copy !req
254. - It's dangerous!
- You think...Copy !req
255. I didn't throw your stuff away.Copy !req
256. Come home
and I'll give everything back to you.Copy !req
257. - I don't want them anymore! Scram!
- Please.Copy !req
258. - Get down first!
- Scram!Copy !req
259. - Okay. Calm down!
- Scram!Copy !req
260. - Calm down.
- Show some manners to your mom!Copy !req
261. It's none of your business.Copy !req
262. None of my business? This is my home.Copy !req
263. - Go and jump off your own balcony.
- Don't say that!Copy !req
264. Come on, Auntie! Can't you tell?
I'm trying to help you here.Copy !req
265. - Okay, just come here.
- I'm jumping now!Copy !req
266. - Sure. Go ahead!
- No!Copy !req
267. - Jump! Right now!
- Don't interfere in my family's affairs.Copy !req
268. Is that so?
Can you do this somewhere else then?Copy !req
269. Let me tell you.
Come down within one second.Copy !req
270. And get out within three seconds.
Or I'm calling the cops!Copy !req
271. I'll get down when Liu San-lien
gets the hell out.Copy !req
272. Are you sure?Copy !req
273. I'll get down when Liu San-lien
gets the hell out.Copy !req
274. Fine.Copy !req
275. Fine.Copy !req
276. Come down here you punk!Copy !req
277. Come here!Copy !req
278. - Go away!
- No!Copy !req
279. I'll discipline my son myself!Copy !req
280. - I doubt that you can.
- It's because of your bad influence.Copy !req
281. You spent 14 years together.
We spent 40 minutes. You're ridiculous!Copy !req
282. Who knows what kind of voodoo spell
you cast on him to come here?Copy !req
283. Maybe you've cursed me too.
No wonder I've been feeling unwell!Copy !req
284. Damn it, Auntie!Copy !req
285. Why don't you take your son
to a temple and pray?Copy !req
286. Then, go home to watch Taiwan Mystery.Copy !req
287. Be good, okay?Copy !req
288. Are you hurt?Copy !req
289. I'd rather die than go home.Copy !req
290. Hey, come to see the play.Copy !req
291. I wouldn't understand it.Copy !req
292. Then, help me sell tickets
and you'll get the commission.Copy !req
293. All right.Copy !req
294. I'm not thirsty.Copy !req
295. Just hold it for me.Copy !req
296. I have two suggestions for you.Copy !req
297. - One, go home—
- Third suggestion.Copy !req
298. Hubby, pick up the phone.Copy !req
299. Pick up the phone, Hubby.Copy !req
300. Hubby, pick up the...Copy !req
301. I'm the wolf of the theater, Chieh.
Who's calling?Copy !req
302. Ma'am.Copy !req
303. Thanks for your concern,Copy !req
304. but I have to be straight with you.Copy !req
305. I have never bought any insurance.Copy !req
306. Because it's hard
for my sorry life to end.Copy !req
307. Save your speech for...Copy !req
308. What?Copy !req
309. Sung Cheng-yuan's beneficiary?Copy !req
310. What does that mean?Copy !req
311. Doesn't he know that my dad
changed the beneficiary to him?Copy !req
312. So he isn't really such a bad guy?Copy !req
313. I'm not hungry.Copy !req
314. Eat it if I say so.Copy !req
315. That's impossible.Copy !req
316. He surely is a bad guy.Copy !req
317. Otherwise, why wasn't he sad
when my dad died?Copy !req
318. So...Copy !req
319. he must be a bad guy.Copy !req
320. TA-HEICopy !req
321. Hubby, pick up the phone.Copy !req
322. Pick up the phone, Hubby.Copy !req
323. Hubby, pick up the phone now.Copy !req
324. And he's the type of bad guy
with lousy acting skills.Copy !req
325. Bali.Copy !req
326. BaliCopy !req
327. The magical BaliCopy !req
328. That's right. It's Bali.Copy !req
329. Shit, it's not the energy drink.Copy !req
330. So you're Mr. Sung's kid.Copy !req
331. Hey, Chen.Copy !req
332. Your profiles are similar.Copy !req
333. - I don't know why I'm wearing a sweater.
- It's Bali.Copy !req
334. What the hell are they rehearsing?Copy !req
335. I arrived this morning...Copy !req
336. Happy Holidays.Copy !req
337. It was quite the hit 17 years ago.Copy !req
338. - Holiday, my ass...
- What do you want?Copy !req
339. - The sweater makes it hot.
- Why don't you believe me?Copy !req
340. Please help me
to borrow it from the hotel.Copy !req
341. I realized something.Copy !req
342. I don't want to do it.
You should do it yourself.Copy !req
343. I can't speak English.Copy !req
344. I don't want to.Copy !req
345. - Please.
- No way!Copy !req
346. I've seen this before.Copy !req
347. What an amazing balcony!Copy !req
348. So this stupid playCopy !req
349. has something to do with my dad?Copy !req
350. You even complained that it was expensive
and want something cheaper.Copy !req
351. Good thing I insisted.Copy !req
352. Let me change to swimsuit then.Copy !req
353. Then I'll put on sunscreen.Copy !req
354. I thinkCopy !req
355. I'll find the answer soon.Copy !req
356. Does it sound good?Copy !req
357. A guitar would sound better.Copy !req
358. Do you play the guitar?Copy !req
359. No.Copy !req
360. Do you want to learn?Copy !req
361. - I do.
- Okay.Copy !req
362. Then no more car racing from now on.Copy !req
363. I will die a horrible deathCopy !req
364. - if ever I do it again!
- Hey!Copy !req
365. Don't talk like that.Copy !req
366. All right.Copy !req
367. My brother already died.Copy !req
368. If I die as well,Copy !req
369. I think my mom will go crazy.Copy !req
370. All right. No more car racing for me.Copy !req
371. Can you teach me how to play the guitar?Copy !req
372. I guarantee you'll get paid
for the performance.Copy !req
373. You haven't even paid them
for the venue yet.Copy !req
374. You're ridiculous.Copy !req
375. Stage Director,
have you distributed the notes?Copy !req
376. We can finish off
the lighting cues tomorrow.Copy !req
377. All right. We'll rehearse
the next half tomorrow.Copy !req
378. We can do this!Copy !req
379. Let me say this upfront.Copy !req
380. If I don't get paid first thing
at the rehearsal tomorrow,Copy !req
381. I swear I'm leaving.Copy !req
382. Don't say that.Copy !req
383. Hey.Copy !req
384. Look at your adorable little face.Copy !req
385. Chieh.Copy !req
386. - Chieh.
- I promise you will get your paycheck.Copy !req
387. Okay?Copy !req
388. Don't you lose any sleep over something
as shallow as money.Copy !req
389. Be good, okay?Copy !req
390. I love the theater.Copy !req
391. I love you all.Copy !req
392. Love is everything.Copy !req
393. He's the bad guy.Copy !req
394. He's...Copy !req
395. Why did you sell your motorbike?Copy !req
396. Don't you have my dad's insurance money?Copy !req
397. Hey.Copy !req
398. Are you picking him up?Copy !req
399. What are you doing over there? Come here!Copy !req
400. Cut it out and just go home with your mom.Copy !req
401. So you don't plan to come home?Copy !req
402. Great!Copy !req
403. Don't ever come back.Copy !req
404. What does that mean?
You're leaving him here?Copy !req
405. I'm not taking him!Copy !req
406. Sung Cheng-hsi.Copy !req
407. Why are you doing this to me?Copy !req
408. He's the pervertCopy !req
409. who stole your dad's insurance money.Copy !req
410. He's our enemy!Copy !req
411. What are you doing here?Copy !req
412. Why...Copy !req
413. Why are you treating me like a foe
and choose to stay with our enemy?Copy !req
414. You're just trying to screw me over,
aren't you?Copy !req
415. After all I've done for you—Copy !req
416. I didn't ask you to do that.Copy !req
417. - Come home with me!
- No.Copy !req
418. - Then go live with your aunt.
- No.Copy !req
419. You can't stay with him. He's...Copy !req
420. a pervert.Copy !req
421. No. I'd rather die.Copy !req
422. You keep talking about dying.
I'll die in front of you first.Copy !req
423. Please. If you want to die,
go die in your own home.Copy !req
424. You...Copy !req
425. He is Sung Cheng-yuan's son,
you should at least have a bit of decency.Copy !req
426. What?Copy !req
427. Wake him up tomorrow morning
at 6 a.m. for school.Copy !req
428. That's none of my business!
Take him and do it yourself!Copy !req
429. Your lunch box is in the bag.
Don't eat those deep fried junk.Copy !req
430. It's too unhealthy.Copy !req
431. - How do you think your dad got cancer?
- Hey.Copy !req
432. You have to learn how to protect yourself.Copy !req
433. If you lay a finger on him, I swear...Copy !req
434. Let me tell you. I have no shame.Copy !req
435. He's your son.
Take him home and leave me out of it.Copy !req
436. I will cut your dick off!Copy !req
437. Take him home!Copy !req
438. Hey.Copy !req
439. Do you want me to call you a cab?Copy !req
440. No.Copy !req
441. So you're just going to sit here
for the rest of your life?Copy !req
442. That's none of your business.Copy !req
443. What's this?Copy !req
444. Your dad's pajamas.Copy !req
445. I don't need them.Copy !req
446. It's not manly to act tough.Copy !req
447. Don't you miss your dad?Copy !req
448. I'm sure Liu San-lien packed my clothes.Copy !req
449. Hey.Copy !req
450. What do you have against your mom?Copy !req
451. That's none of your business.Copy !req
452. Then why the hell are you here?Copy !req
453. To steal the insurance money.Copy !req
454. So it's a mother-and-son conspiracy.Copy !req
455. If I get the insurance money,
she'll send me to Canada for school.Copy !req
456. Then I can stay away
from her craziness forever.Copy !req
457. If you ever disrespect your mom again,
I'll kick your ass.Copy !req
458. Then why did you steal my dad?Copy !req
459. Your dad is gone.
I'm like your stepdad now.Copy !req
460. Or stepmom?Copy !req
461. At least I am your elder.
Have some respect when you talk to me.Copy !req
462. So did you start it or was it my dad?Copy !req
463. How old are you? You don't know shit.Copy !req
464. Yes, I don't. That's why
you have to tell me.Copy !req
465. I have nothing to say to a punk ass kid.Copy !req
466. You must be the one who seduced my dad.Copy !req
467. How do you know?Copy !req
468. You destroyed my family.Copy !req
469. Do you play the guitar?Copy !req
470. Your dad taught me how to play.Copy !req
471. He even wrote this song.Copy !req
472. Put your heart into it.Copy !req
473. My heart's with you.
I don't have it anymore.Copy !req
474. Treat it as if it were me.Copy !req
475. Listen.Copy !req
476. I long for the freedom you gave meCopy !req
477. My mom asked me who you were.Copy !req
478. Your teacher, roommate,
or colleague from the theater.Copy !req
479. I prefer to tell the truth.Copy !req
480. The truth will break your mom's heart.Copy !req
481. That's impossible.
My mom loves me so much.Copy !req
482. You're the only son she has now.Copy !req
483. Even if I like you, I still love her.Copy !req
484. Even if you don't tell her the truth,Copy !req
485. we are still ourselves.Copy !req
486. Then why can't we tell the truth?Copy !req
487. Not letting them be sad or worriedCopy !req
488. is our responsibility.Copy !req
489. I don't understand
why she'd be sad if I love you.Copy !req
490. I don't get it either,Copy !req
491. but she will definitely be sad.Copy !req
492. Listen.Copy !req
493. Be good, okay?Copy !req
494. Are you hungry? I'll cook you supper.Copy !req
495. I want a steak.Copy !req
496. No problem.Copy !req
497. I bought two steaks yesterday.Copy !req
498. And I also want spaghetti with clams.Copy !req
499. White wine clam pasta.Copy !req
500. And that red soup.Copy !req
501. You ordered so many things.Copy !req
502. You better finish them all.Copy !req
503. And salad!Copy !req
504. He's the bad guy.Copy !req
505. Right?Copy !req
506. Your hair is falling out in chunks.Copy !req
507. It's clogging up the drain.Copy !req
508. It was already clogged the day I moved in.Copy !req
509. Be careful.Copy !req
510. Just shave it off and save us the trouble.Copy !req
511. Okay.Copy !req
512. I'll help you.Copy !req
513. It's better for me to be dead.Copy !req
514. Come here.Copy !req
515. Look at yourself.Copy !req
516. Look!Copy !req
517. What are you doing?Copy !req
518. Let's see who looks better
with a bald head.Copy !req
519. Stop it, Chieh!Copy !req
520. Are you afraid that you'll lose?
Are you afraid I'll win?Copy !req
521. I'm sick. Why should I compete with you?Copy !req
522. What's wrong?Copy !req
523. Are you afraid of losing?Copy !req
524. - Are you afraid of losing?
- Stop messing around, Chieh!Copy !req
525. Please stop.Copy !req
526. What are you doing here? It's so early.Copy !req
527. Your son is in school already.Copy !req
528. I know.Copy !req
529. I followed him this morning.Copy !req
530. I saw him going to school.Copy !req
531. Crazy stalker.Copy !req
532. No wonder he's so immature.Copy !req
533. I wasn't here to supervise.
That was why he was an hour late.Copy !req
534. You have to wake him up at 6 a.m. sharp.Copy !req
535. It takes me half an hour to wake him up.
I thought I was going to have a stroke.Copy !req
536. So what?Copy !req
537. I went to bed at 4 a.m.
I have rehearsals later.Copy !req
538. Can you leave now?Copy !req
539. Where did he sleep last night?Copy !req
540. On the sofa.Copy !req
541. How could you let him sleep on a sofa?Copy !req
542. - Would you rather he slept with me?
- Hey!Copy !req
543. At least give him some clean sheets.Copy !req
544. Never mind. I'll deal with this tomorrow.Copy !req
545. Tomorrow? Get someone
to take him away today, okay?Copy !req
546. When he sees these,Copy !req
547. he'll stop being mad
and I'll take him home.Copy !req
548. Don't touch my stuff.Copy !req
549. - Your table is a mess.
- I said don't touch my stuff.Copy !req
550. - Your book—
- That's the book he didn't finish reading.Copy !req
551. Tell Sung Cheng-hsi
that I put all his stuff here, okay?Copy !req
552. These are his workbooks.Copy !req
553. I forgot to bring his skin rash medicine.Copy !req
554. He must have been itching all night.Copy !req
555. Let me tell you. Don't put too much.Copy !req
556. It contains steroids.
Just put a light coat and it'll be enough.Copy !req
557. Please take your son home
and care for him yourself.Copy !req
558. Do you think I want this?Copy !req
559. You stole both of my men.Copy !req
560. - I didn't steal anyone.
- Yes!Copy !req
561. You're so great!Copy !req
562. You didn't steal them,
yet you have it all.Copy !req
563. Let me tell you though.
I've already confirmed this.Copy !req
564. Without the death
and household cancellation certificates,Copy !req
565. even if you are the beneficiary,
you won't be able to get the money.Copy !req
566. Where's the kitchen?Copy !req
567. In that case,
can you get out of my house now?Copy !req
568. Listen.Copy !req
569. There are organic salad,Copy !req
570. soup and whole grain rice.Copy !req
571. I've prepared everything.Copy !req
572. When Sung Cheng-hsi gets home,
heat it up for him.Copy !req
573. Who has time for that?
Heat it up yourself.Copy !req
574. Tell him you cooked this.Copy !req
575. - Please.
- Who feeds their children these things?Copy !req
576. Listen.Copy !req
577. You better cooperate with me
on the insurance claim.Copy !req
578. I can assure you.
You're not getting a single penny!Copy !req
579. I will—Copy !req
580. I hate organic salad.Copy !req
581. I hate the sound of the vacuum cleaner.Copy !req
582. I hate my skin rash cream.Copy !req
583. I hate tuition classes.Copy !req
584. I hate that everything has
to be put back to where it was.Copy !req
585. I hate how she says she's so pitiful.Copy !req
586. I hateCopy !req
587. that she loves money so much.Copy !req
588. Are you sure it's hate?Copy !req
589. Hating something
and having no power over somethingCopy !req
590. are two different things.Copy !req
591. BaliCopy !req
592. The magical BaliCopy !req
593. How I longCopy !req
594. For your embraceCopy !req
595. So this is how it feels
to have no power over something.Copy !req
596. You're welcome.Copy !req
597. Thank you.Copy !req
598. When are you going to go home?Copy !req
599. Someday.Copy !req
600. You said you'd go home
when you see these things.Copy !req
601. Liu San-lien brought a bunch of grass.
Do you want to eat them?Copy !req
602. - No.
- I thought so.Copy !req
603. Is that what she feeds you every day?Copy !req
604. It's healthy.Copy !req
605. Then go home. I eat junk food.Copy !req
606. - And everything I use is junk.
- Then why wouldn't my dad go home?Copy !req
607. Are you angry that your dad moved out?Copy !req
608. What a stupid question!Copy !req
609. If my dad left me and my mom for a man,
I'd flip out too.Copy !req
610. Why did you even ask then? What a retard.Copy !req
611. Respect your stepmom.Copy !req
612. Dumbass.Copy !req
613. Your dad called that being genuine.Copy !req
614. You're genuinely dumb.Copy !req
615. To be honest, your dad really loved you.Copy !req
616. Right. He made you the beneficiary.Copy !req
617. Did you read the letter he left for you?Copy !req
618. Never mind.Copy !req
619. It's too difficult for you.Copy !req
620. Let's see when you're a little older.Copy !req
621. Don't you know that Liu San-lienCopy !req
622. is really pitiful?Copy !req
623. I know.Copy !req
624. I also know that you
and your dad are pitiful too.Copy !req
625. You're the only one who's not.Copy !req
626. It seems that way.Copy !req
627. Solve 5(2-x)-(x-2)...Copy !req
628. What's the answer?Copy !req
629. You wouldn't know even if I told you.Copy !req
630. You're so good at math.
Do you know how long a million years is?Copy !req
631. - A million years is a million years.
- Wrong!Copy !req
632. A million years is...Copy !req
633. when someone you love tells you
he wants to be a normal person,Copy !req
634. then leaves you.Copy !req
635. From that day on, every day...Copy !req
636. is a million years.Copy !req
637. Bitch!Copy !req
638. - What are you doing?
- He doesn't love me.Copy !req
639. - All right.
- How dare he?Copy !req
640. - All right.
- Who the hell does he think he is!Copy !req
641. There are plenty of men out there.
You don't need him.Copy !req
642. - His nose and chin are fake!
- All right.Copy !req
643. He...Copy !req
644. - All right.
- What's with him?Copy !req
645. Many millions of years later,Copy !req
646. my dad reappeared.Copy !req
647. Because he had decided to just be himselfCopy !req
648. in the remaining days of his life.Copy !req
649. From that day on,Copy !req
650. Liu San-lien 2.0 was born.Copy !req
651. He complained that my house is dirty.Copy !req
652. So he built a protective fort
to prevent me from bothering him.Copy !req
653. So he really isn't planning on going home.Copy !req
654. - If you don't pick him up, he can't—
- He doesn't even answer my calls.Copy !req
655. It's kind of creative actually.Copy !req
656. Look at the proportion!Copy !req
657. Didn't we also do that when we were kids?Copy !req
658. We thought our moms would always be there
so we didn't know any better.Copy !req
659. My place is a dump.
He doesn't like it here.Copy !req
660. Pick him up tonight.
I'm sure he'll go with you.Copy !req
661. What are you doing?Copy !req
662. How clean do you want my house to be
before you can leave?Copy !req
663. Cheng-hsi is allergic to dust mites,
you have to clean the house every day.Copy !req
664. When the sun is out,
take out all the sheets and pillowsCopy !req
665. and air them.Copy !req
666. Why is everything so dirty?Copy !req
667. You must turn the dehumidifier on daily.Copy !req
668. Why don't I just quit my job
and care for you two maniacs full-time?Copy !req
669. Sung Cheng-hsi cannot breathe in
cigarette smoke.Copy !req
670. And drinking will mess up your mind.Copy !req
671. Stop touching all my stuff, Auntie!
What would it take for you to leave?Copy !req
672. I'll bring the blanket dryer tomorrow.Copy !req
673. Will I be adopting Sung Cheng-hsi or what?Copy !req
674. How can anyone live here?Copy !req
675. I'm going to take off my pants
if you don't leave.Copy !req
676. What are you doing?Copy !req
677. Hubby, pick up the phone.Copy !req
678. Pick up the phone, Hubby.Copy !req
679. Hubby, pick up the phone now.Copy !req
680. Hubby—Copy !req
681. Can you leave now?Copy !req
682. Listen. Remember to tell Sung Cheng-hsi
to go to therapy tomorrow.Copy !req
683. - One hour of it is expensive. The school—
- I'm taking off my pants.Copy !req
684. - You're even doing this to a woman!
- I'm taking it off if you don't leave.Copy !req
685. - I...
- Mom?Copy !req
686. Gosh, you found me.Copy !req
687. Never mind me.Copy !req
688. Do your thing.Copy !req
689. Go do your thing.Copy !req
690. Thank you for taking care of Kao Yu-chieh.Copy !req
691. His brother passed away
when he was little.Copy !req
692. He is basically an only child.Copy !req
693. That's why
he's a little immature sometimes.Copy !req
694. He still acts like a boy.Copy !req
695. Thank you for putting up with him.Copy !req
696. No. I...Copy !req
697. I just do what I can.Copy !req
698. I haven't even asked your name.Copy !req
699. My name is Liu San-lien.Copy !req
700. The same Chinese character
as the one for lotus.Copy !req
701. - I'm not your son's girlfriend though.
- What a coincidence!Copy !req
702. I sell flowers in the market.Copy !req
703. Those that sell for 100 dollars
used for praying in temples.Copy !req
704. When it's in season,
I sell a lot of lotus flowers.Copy !req
705. That is quite a coincidence.Copy !req
706. My phone number's written on it.Copy !req
707. Yes.Copy !req
708. Call me if you need anything.Copy !req
709. Ma'am.Copy !req
710. Your son and I have
a special kind of relationship,Copy !req
711. but I am not his girlfriend.Copy !req
712. I know.Copy !req
713. Take your time.Copy !req
714. It's actually better for the woman
to be older.Copy !req
715. I'm not one of those old-fashioned folks.Copy !req
716. Nowadays, they're always talkingCopy !req
717. about men who love men
and women who love women.Copy !req
718. I used to worry about Chieh
not having a girlfriend.Copy !req
719. I feel at ease now that I saw you.Copy !req
720. Hey.Copy !req
721. How many tickets do you want?Copy !req
722. - How much is it for one?
- Five hundred dollars.Copy !req
723. That's expensive.Copy !req
724. Plays are expensive.Copy !req
725. - I might have to ask my mom about it.
- How many tickets?Copy !req
726. - One.
- Two.Copy !req
727. - How many?
- What's that?Copy !req
728. - Tickets for a play.
- What's a play?Copy !req
729. How many do you want?Copy !req
730. - One.
- Two.Copy !req
731. So...Copy !req
732. you think he's a good guy?Copy !req
733. Where do people go after they die?Copy !req
734. What do you think?Copy !req
735. Can they hear us talk?Copy !req
736. Do you want your dad to hear us?Copy !req
737. Can I get my mom to have therapy with you?Copy !req
738. Do you want your mom to have therapy?Copy !req
739. Why?Copy !req
740. Because she's really annoying.Copy !req
741. Oh gosh. Please use your imagination...Copy !req
742. If you don't get him here,
I'll go in myself.Copy !req
743. - What's happening?
- Hey!Copy !req
744. You gay asshole who stole my husband,
listen carefully!Copy !req
745. - Ma'am, we're having a rehearsal!
- Humans shouldn't be so harsh.Copy !req
746. The heavens might not tolerate you.Copy !req
747. Your brother drowned to death
when he was three, didn't he?Copy !req
748. Your mom has only you left.Copy !req
749. If you don't want your mom to go crazy,Copy !req
750. you have three days to give me
Sung Cheng-yuan's insurance money.Copy !req
751. Otherwise, I'll make sure she knowsCopy !req
752. that her precious son, Chieh,
is a shameless fag.Copy !req
753. Why do you love money so much?Copy !req
754. Did you marry Dad for his insurance money?Copy !req
755. Yes.Copy !req
756. I'm just waiting to get
Sung Cheng-yuan's money and his house.Copy !req
757. I was waiting for him to die.
I married him for his insurance money.Copy !req
758. All I care about is money.Copy !req
759. Why are you my mom?Copy !req
760. Sung Cheng-hsi!Copy !req
761. Yes.Copy !req
762. Why is that?Copy !req
763. I really want to know too.Copy !req
764. Get your ass back to your home right now.Copy !req
765. I said get the hell out of here,
do you hear me?Copy !req
766. You're so annoying.Copy !req
767. Both of you!Copy !req
768. Treat every rehearsal as the actual show.Copy !req
769. Why are you all fucking standing here?Copy !req
770. Sung Cheng-yuan left me
millions of dollars.Copy !req
771. Didn't you fucking hear it?Copy !req
772. Can you go back
to being professionals now?Copy !req
773. Fuck.Copy !req
774. Can we do our best
for the premiere tomorrow?Copy !req
775. Can we do that?Copy !req
776. Stage Director.Copy !req
777. Where do we start?Copy !req
778. That's 1,099 dollars.Copy !req
779. I sacrificed so much for this family.
Is that wrong?Copy !req
780. I worked hard to be a good wife and mom.Copy !req
781. Then my husband became gayCopy !req
782. and my son went to live with the enemy.Copy !req
783. What kind of life is this?Copy !req
784. What did I do to deserve this?Copy !req
785. And I don't even get the insurance money.Copy !req
786. Is that fair?Copy !req
787. I thought good things
happen to good people.Copy !req
788. Is it because I haven't done enough?Copy !req
789. Or I'm not a good person?Copy !req
790. Okay.Copy !req
791. Then I'll be a bad person.Copy !req
792. I'll be really bad.Copy !req
793. I'll show you how bad I can be.Copy !req
794. Have some lemon juice.
I have something for you.Copy !req
795. Take it. Open it when you get home.Copy !req
796. There are too many people here
at the market.Copy !req
797. Chieh's dad gave it to me.Copy !req
798. Let me get some flowers for Chieh.Copy !req
799. Please take them with you
when you drop by.Copy !req
800. I can't take it.Copy !req
801. Take it.Copy !req
802. It's okay. It's not expensive.Copy !req
803. It's just a small gift.Copy !req
804. That's why I can't take it.
I'm not your son's girlfriend.Copy !req
805. - I know. No rush. I told you—
- I'll never be your son's girlfriend.Copy !req
806. No woman ever will.Copy !req
807. Because your son doesn't like women.Copy !req
808. Your son is a husband-stealing gay man.Copy !req
809. He stole my husband.Copy !req
810. Please come in.Copy !req
811. Hello, Mrs. Sung.Copy !req
812. How is Sung Cheng-hsi?Copy !req
813. He just left.Copy !req
814. What did he say to you?Copy !req
815. We're communicating well.Copy !req
816. If I also come for therapy,
can you give me a discount?Copy !req
817. I'd recommendCopy !req
818. - another therapist for you.
- Can I do it now?Copy !req
819. - In 30 minutes, I—
- I'll be quick.Copy !req
820. They forced me to do it.Copy !req
821. Are you fighting with Sung Cheng-yuan?Copy !req
822. I wish we could fight.Copy !req
823. He hasn't been home for weeks.
He doesn't even answer my calls.Copy !req
824. Do you think he's seeing someone else?Copy !req
825. When was the last time you guys did it?Copy !req
826. That's not it.Copy !req
827. He teaches in Taichung.Copy !req
828. Cheng-hsi is all grown up.Copy !req
829. And we've been married for so long.Copy !req
830. That's the root of all problems.Copy !req
831. Why do you think your brother-in-law
and I had four kidsCopy !req
832. despite his playboy lifestyle?Copy !req
833. Sung Cheng-yuan is a professor.
He's handsome too.Copy !req
834. Did you really think
luck would always be on your side?Copy !req
835. Work hard for it.Copy !req
836. Don't make him divorce you.Copy !req
837. Don't just lie there like a dead fish.Copy !req
838. Be more aggressive!Copy !req
839. Be more slutty!Copy !req
840. If it goes well in bed,
it'll go well everywhere, you know?Copy !req
841. You're off work?Copy !req
842. Why did you suddenly come home?Copy !req
843. Are you busy later today?Copy !req
844. No.Copy !req
845. Can we talk, please?Copy !req
846. Let me find something first.Copy !req
847. I miss you.Copy !req
848. Cheng-hsi will see us.Copy !req
849. He went to tuition class.Copy !req
850. Can we please just talk?Copy !req
851. How about...Copy !req
852. we listen to music and have some wine?Copy !req
853. Don't...Copy !req
854. San-lien, please don't do this.Copy !req
855. I'm moving out.Copy !req
856. Look! This bra is sexy.Copy !req
857. My sister brought me to buy it.
She said men like this. Look!Copy !req
858. San-lien, no.Copy !req
859. Or maybe I can get a boob job?Copy !req
860. - Look.
- That's not the issue.Copy !req
861. What's the issue then?
Tell me. Where did I go wrong?Copy !req
862. What can I improve on?Copy !req
863. - Teach me. You like hearing me moan.
- It's not your fault, it's mine.Copy !req
864. Don't you? I'll moan today.Copy !req
865. I like men!Copy !req
866. I'm homosexual.Copy !req
867. I thought that if I try hard enough,
I could be normal.Copy !req
868. - All these years, I really—
- I don't mind.Copy !req
869. I forgive you.Copy !req
870. We can go and see a doctor.Copy !req
871. We'll get you back to normal.Copy !req
872. We can work this out together.Copy !req
873. I won't tell anyone that you like men.Copy !req
874. We can still be
the happy family people envy.Copy !req
875. It's not up to others
to define a happy family.Copy !req
876. Are you really happyCopy !req
877. - being Sung Cheng-yuan's wife?
- I can change.Copy !req
878. I can learn.Copy !req
879. And then I'll be happy.Copy !req
880. You can change and learn too.Copy !req
881. I learned a lot from the movies.
I'll surely satisfy you today.Copy !req
882. San-lien, don't do this.Copy !req
883. I swear you'll like it.Copy !req
884. Don't do this!Copy !req
885. I'm sorry.Copy !req
886. I gotCopy !req
887. the divorce papers ready.Copy !req
888. My parents' house,
this house, my savings...Copy !req
889. You can have whatever you want.Copy !req
890. He has never been honest with me
from the very start.Copy !req
891. He lied to me.Copy !req
892. And I was so stupid.Copy !req
893. I believed him my entire life.Copy !req
894. Good thing I have a son.
Sung Cheng-hsi can be with me.Copy !req
895. Otherwise, what do you think I should do?Copy !req
896. From the very start, everything was a lie.Copy !req
897. I went to his house that day.Copy !req
898. You'll see when I'm done.Copy !req
899. - Don't cut it!
- I think I look handsome.Copy !req
900. I like you with long hair.Copy !req
901. Sung Cheng-yuan.Copy !req
902. My son needs to grow up properly.Copy !req
903. So listen carefully.Copy !req
904. Don't tell Sung Cheng-hsi about this.Copy !req
905. Sung Cheng-yuan, do you hear me?Copy !req
906. Karma will find you. You know that?Copy !req
907. I will not agree to the divorce.Copy !req
908. Are you okay?Copy !req
909. Do you want to rest?Copy !req
910. There's no need.Copy !req
911. I'm fine.Copy !req
912. It's been so long.Copy !req
913. I'm way over it.Copy !req
914. I mean, he's dead.Copy !req
915. Why would I still hold a grudge, right?Copy !req
916. I just have one little question.Copy !req
917. I thought about it for so long.Copy !req
918. I still can't figure out.Copy !req
919. Just this one little question.Copy !req
920. Can you tell me?
You're a doctor. You're smart.Copy !req
921. Can you please tell me?Copy !req
922. I'll try my best.Copy !req
923. Was all of it a lie?Copy !req
924. Was there no love at all?Copy !req
925. Not...Copy !req
926. evenCopy !req
927. a little bit?Copy !req
928. I thought I told you to scram.Copy !req
929. I have something to say to you.Copy !req
930. Say it.Copy !req
931. Are you going to say it or not?Copy !req
932. I read the letter my dad wrote me.Copy !req
933. Go home.Copy !req
934. Thank you for taking care of my dad.Copy !req
935. Mom, come here.Copy !req
936. Hurry!Copy !req
937. Now!Copy !req
938. Hurry!Copy !req
939. - Come here right now!
- Stop the bus!Copy !req
940. Excuse me!Copy !req
941. Excuse me!Copy !req
942. Sung Cheng-hsi, come on.
Go home with me right now.Copy !req
943. It's too dangerous here.Copy !req
944. - Sung Cheng-hsi! Why...
- Mom!Copy !req
945. Why won't you listen to me?Copy !req
946. Come with me!Copy !req
947. Call an ambulance!Copy !req
948. - Call an ambulance!
- Go away!Copy !req
949. Are you okay? I'm sorry!Copy !req
950. Sung Cheng-hsi, call an ambulance!Copy !req
951. - Call an ambulance!
- My friend's leg is broken!Copy !req
952. - Tell them he's dying!
- He's dying!Copy !req
953. Good morning!Copy !req
954. Guess what I smuggled in for you today?Copy !req
955. Steamed dumplings.Copy !req
956. I knew you want to eat steamed dumplings.Copy !req
957. What do you think?Copy !req
958. Some steamed dumplings in exchange
for a little liver transplant surgery.Copy !req
959. Don't you think it's a sweet deal?Copy !req
960. Your math is way off.Copy !req
961. Come on!Copy !req
962. Steamed dumplings...Copy !req
963. Steamed dumplings.Copy !req
964. Deal.Copy !req
965. Chieh.Copy !req
966. Stop doing silly things.Copy !req
967. We don't have any money.Copy !req
968. I do.Copy !req
969. Where did you get the money from?Copy !req
970. Don't tell anyone.Copy !req
971. I won the lottery.Copy !req
972. It's no use.Copy !req
973. Stop wasting money on me.Copy !req
974. Do you think I'm doing this for you?Copy !req
975. Actually, I'm doing this for myself.Copy !req
976. So I want to keep you next to meCopy !req
977. for a really long, long time...Copy !req
978. I don't care.Copy !req
979. I'm going to keep you next to me
for a long, long time.Copy !req
980. Why did he borrow money
from those loan sharks?Copy !req
981. It's just a theater play.
How much money can it cost?Copy !req
982. Or is he gambling?Copy !req
983. Or doing drugs?Copy !req
984. No, this is too scary.Copy !req
985. You have to come home with me today.
Do you hear me?Copy !req
986. - Where are you going?
- The theater. It's opening night.Copy !req
987. - How can you perform?
- The audience doesn't know the story.Copy !req
988. - Your leg!
- I'm going on stage, even if it kills me!Copy !req
989. I told your mom about it.Copy !req
990. Ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
991. Welcome aboard our flight to Bali.Copy !req
992. May I remind youCopy !req
993. that there will be no stopsCopy !req
994. during this flight.Copy !req
995. - Now...
- Lights 1.3, get ready.Copy !req
996. Let's begin our wonderful
vacation together.Copy !req
997. Thank you.Copy !req
998. Lights 1.3, go.Copy !req
999. Lights 2.1, get ready.Copy !req
1000. What's that sound?Copy !req
1001. Never mind. Is Chieh in place?Copy !req
1002. Lights, go.Copy !req
1003. What an amazing balcony!Copy !req
1004. Keep your voice down.Copy !req
1005. You're in a deluxe villa.Copy !req
1006. You get what you pay for.Copy !req
1007. Remember when you complained
about the price?Copy !req
1008. Good thing I insisted.Copy !req
1009. Yes.Copy !req
1010. Good thing you insisted.Copy !req
1011. - I don't know why he insisted to do this.
- Mom!Copy !req
1012. Hsiao-li, I think I found a drum.Copy !req
1013. Congratulations!Copy !req
1014. Did you hear some noise?Copy !req
1015. Yes, I think I heard something.Copy !req
1016. What's that?Copy !req
1017. Excuse me.Copy !req
1018. Excuse me, is anybody there?Copy !req
1019. - Yes?
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
1020. I want to get my package.Copy !req
1021. We're closed though.Copy !req
1022. Can you please help me?Copy !req
1023. I'm really sorry. It's like this.Copy !req
1024. Your people delivered it to me today,
but I wasn't home.Copy !req
1025. But it's something that I need
to use tomorrow morning.Copy !req
1026. Good thing I ran into you.Copy !req
1027. Otherwise, I'd be in big trouble.Copy !req
1028. What are these?Copy !req
1029. Musical instruments. Listen.Copy !req
1030. I don't get it.Copy !req
1031. Here, you can have this.Copy !req
1032. Wind chimes?Copy !req
1033. No,Copy !req
1034. it's heavenly-sounding wind chimes.Copy !req
1035. Rest a bit, everyone. Come get your drink.Copy !req
1036. Thank you, Professor Sung.Copy !req
1037. Is the director here?Copy !req
1038. - I'm already here.
- Director.Copy !req
1039. This just got in yesterday.Copy !req
1040. - Let's try it out!
- Gosh!Copy !req
1041. - I thought we're doomed.
- It's so nice.Copy !req
1042. Who's he?Copy !req
1043. That guy?Copy !req
1044. He is Professor Sung Cheng-yuan.
He does our music for us.Copy !req
1045. He also teaches computing
at the university.Copy !req
1046. He's a really nice guy.
He writes our music for free every time.Copy !req
1047. Music?Copy !req
1048. He's so talented.Copy !req
1049. No eating on the catwalk.Copy !req
1050. Has no one ever told you that?Copy !req
1051. Have you been sleeping here
for the last couple of days?Copy !req
1052. I live in Linkou.
It's a waste of time to go back and forth.Copy !req
1053. I won't be late if I stay here.Copy !req
1054. Fuck.Copy !req
1055. I'll surely sleep well tonight.Copy !req
1056. Professor Sung.Copy !req
1057. Can I kiss you?Copy !req
1058. BaliCopy !req
1059. The magical BaliCopy !req
1060. How I longCopy !req
1061. For your embraceCopy !req
1062. How long must I wait?Copy !req
1063. My body is wearyCopy !req
1064. Don't cover my eyesCopy !req
1065. Take meCopy !req
1066. To youCopy !req
1067. I need a normal wife.Copy !req
1068. And a normal marriage.Copy !req
1069. Sung Cheng-yuan.Copy !req
1070. Sung Cheng-yuan.Copy !req
1071. Sung Cheng-yuan!Copy !req
1072. Step on it and break it.Copy !req
1073. I wish you prosperity upon this marriage!Copy !req
1074. Where are the firecrackers?
Who's lighting them?Copy !req
1075. Light them when the bride arrives. Hurry!Copy !req
1076. I don't have a lighter. Who's got one?Copy !req
1077. - Anyone got a lighter?
- Who has got a lighter?Copy !req
1078. - I do.
- Get the groom.Copy !req
1079. - The groom has a lighter!
- Get the groom inside!Copy !req
1080. Go inside!Copy !req
1081. - Come and get ready!
- Light the firecrackers!Copy !req
1082. Tina.Copy !req
1083. Tina, your voice
and your name sounds familiar.Copy !req
1084. Have we met before?Copy !req
1085. What?Copy !req
1086. Hello?Copy !req
1087. Tina.Copy !req
1088. Tina, are you still there?Copy !req
1089. Hello?Copy !req
1090. Is this Ms. Liu San-lien?Copy !req
1091. Can you come to the hospital now?Copy !req
1092. Can you pleaseCopy !req
1093. come see Sung Cheng-yuanCopy !req
1094. for the last time?Copy !req
1095. The lover borrowed a lot of money
from bad guysCopy !req
1096. to get my dad a liver transplant.Copy !req
1097. However, one month after the surgery,
my dad coughed up a lot of blood.Copy !req
1098. I was in class that day.Copy !req
1099. During the entire class,
my stomach ached...Copy !req
1100. really badly.Copy !req
1101. And then they told meCopy !req
1102. that my dad had died.Copy !req
1103. Go.Copy !req
1104. Go talk to him.Copy !req
1105. No.Copy !req
1106. Why?Copy !req
1107. Hatred makes it easier to heal.Copy !req
1108. Bullshit.Copy !req
1109. Love makes it easier to heal.Copy !req
1110. Maybe after the surgery is successful.Copy !req
1111. After the successful surgery,Copy !req
1112. I will definitelyCopy !req
1113. talk to him.Copy !req
1114. After the surgery is successful.Copy !req
1115. - After the surgery is successful.
- How magicalCopy !req
1116. You should knowCopy !req
1117. - Bali
- BaliCopy !req
1118. - Bali
- BaliCopy !req
1119. - The magical Bali
- The magical BaliCopy !req
1120. - Bali
- BaliCopy !req
1121. - How I long
- How I longCopy !req
1122. - For your embrace
- For your embraceCopy !req
1123. How long must I wait?Copy !req
1124. - How much longer
- How much longerCopy !req
1125. My body is wearyCopy !req
1126. - It's so weary
- It's so wearyCopy !req
1127. - Take me
- Take meCopy !req
1128. - To you
- To youCopy !req
1129. - Bali
- BaliCopy !req
1130. - Bali
- BaliCopy !req
1131. - How magical
- How magicalCopy !req
1132. A shooting star!Copy !req
1133. - Where?
- There.Copy !req
1134. Make a wish!Copy !req
1135. Me too.Copy !req
1136. Today is the 100th day
since your dad's death.Copy !req
1137. What did you guys wish for?Copy !req
1138. He said he wants to be
with my dad forever.Copy !req
1139. Now,Copy !req
1140. he can finally say goodbye
to my dad properly.Copy !req
1141. Hello, doctor.Copy !req
1142. I won't be seeing you anymore.Copy !req
1143. My mom said all doctors are scammers,Copy !req
1144. especially therapists.Copy !req
1145. You're expensive, yet you're useless.Copy !req
1146. However, I've been getting along better
with Liu San-lien recently.Copy !req
1147. Other than infuriating me last week,Copy !req
1148. we haven't foughtCopy !req
1149. - for a whole month.
- You don't put your exam sheets away.Copy !req
1150. Don't tell me you'll review them.Copy !req
1151. You never use the workbooks I bought.Copy !req
1152. Grow up, will you?
You have to aim high in life.Copy !req
1153. Stop making me angry all the time, okay?Copy !req
1154. Grow up.Copy !req
1155. We stopped contacting Chieh afterwards.Copy !req
1156. My mom said that distance
is the best gift for all of us.Copy !req
1157. However...Copy !req
1158. she secretly gave
the insurance money to Chieh.Copy !req
1159. Thank you, Auntie!Copy !req
1160. Who are you calling Auntie?Copy !req
1161. Do you want to take your grass back?Copy !req
1162. - I don't eat grass.
- How rude.Copy !req
1163. - I wonder what Sung Cheng-yuan saw in you.
- Hey.Copy !req
1164. Auntie!Copy !req
1165. - Miss, your fried chicken chop.
- SoCopy !req
1166. the final winnerCopy !req
1167. is fried chicken chop.Copy !req
1168. What would you like to order?Copy !req
1169. Two fried chicken chops.Copy !req
1170. Two fried chicken chops.
Sure. Just a moment.Copy !req
1171. How much is it?Copy !req
1172. One hundred dollars.Copy !req
1173. That's allCopy !req
1174. I've got to say.Copy !req
1175. I want to tell you thank you.Copy !req
1176. I wish you prosperity.Copy !req
1177. Yours truly, Sung Cheng-hsi.Copy !req
1178. The Bali of my dreamsCopy !req
1179. How magicalCopy !req
1180. You should knowCopy !req
1181. What are you laughing at?Copy !req
1182. You're amazing. Every key is off.Copy !req
1183. How should I sing it then?Copy !req
1184. Like this.Copy !req
1185. BaliCopy !req
1186. The Bali of my dreamsCopy !req
1187. - That's how I sang it.
- Of course not.Copy !req
1188. That's exactly how I sang it before.Copy !req
1189. - As if.
- BaliCopy !req
1190. - The Bali of my dreams
- You're singing it wrong.Copy !req
1191. - How should I sing it then?
- BaliCopy !req
1192. - Do it again.
- You're totally off.Copy !req
1193. I'm not.Copy !req
1194. Ba...Copy !req
1195. - Bali
- BaliCopy !req
1196. - Bali
- You're totally off-key.Copy !req
1197. Ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome aboard our flight to Bali.Copy !req
1198. We're currently cruising
at thirty-six thousand feet...Copy !req