1. Do you know that adults
are the stupidest creatures on earth?Copy !req
2. They think they can just make up stories
to hide secrets.Copy !req
3. They're retards.Copy !req
4. They said that bad guys killed my dad
for the insurance money.Copy !req
5. What an idiot.Copy !req
6. I've known all along that my dad was gay.Copy !req
7. He died 95 days ago.Copy !req
8. I don't know where people go
after they die,Copy !req
9. but Liu San-lienCopy !req
10. took me to a place...Copy !req
11. It's 1:05 p.m. now. The program
you're listening to now is Mommy DoReMi.Copy !req
12. I'm your host, Chung Hsin-ling.Copy !req
13. Nobody's home.
There's no use banging the door.Copy !req
14. - He must still be sleeping.
- Who?Copy !req
15. A shameless guy.Copy !req
16. - Someone Sung Cheng-yuan knows.
- So he is Dad's friend.Copy !req
17. - Why do you have to talk that way?
- How about you?Copy !req
18. Is that how you talk to your mom?Copy !req
19. Birds of the same feather flock together.Copy !req
20. Still sleeping?Copy !req
21. I don't believe that I can't wake you up.Copy !req
22. Are you looking for me?Copy !req
23. - He made you the beneficiary, didn't he?
- What?Copy !req
24. Or did you change the beneficiary
when he was unconscious?Copy !req
25. You shameless bastard!Copy !req
26. That money was meant for his son.Copy !req
27. Tell him your name and who your dad is.Copy !req
28. Tell him yourself.Copy !req
29. Sung Cheng-hsi.Copy !req
30. If you play with your phone again,
I'll break it!Copy !req
31. If you're coming in,
please close the door behind you.Copy !req
32. Otherwise, just close the door.Copy !req
33. He needs to go to high school, college
and then study abroad.Copy !req
34. Never mind that you two messed up my life.
Now you're taking his son's money too?Copy !req
35. Are you coming in or not, Auntie?Copy !req
36. Who...Copy !req
37. Who are you calling Auntie?Copy !req
38. Are you coming in or not?Copy !req
39. You wait here!Copy !req
40. Drink this if you're thirsty.Copy !req
41. I'll be out in a second.Copy !req
42. Take it, Sung Cheng-hsi!Copy !req
43. Quick.Copy !req
44. I'll be out in a second.Copy !req
45. Sung Cheng-yuan's insurance money
was his way of making up to his son.Copy !req
46. - Did he make you the beneficiary?
- "Ben"? "Fishery"?Copy !req
47. - Can you speak in Mandarin?
- How dare you? Stop playing dumb.Copy !req
48. Auntie, you're not busy, but I am!Copy !req
49. I don't have time for this.
Let me be straight with you.Copy !req
50. If you have any conscience, give it back.Copy !req
51. I don't know what Ben or fishery
you are talking about.Copy !req
52. All I know is that Sung Cheng-yuan
gave you every penny he had, didn't he?Copy !req
53. If you're not the beneficiary,
then who is?Copy !req
54. Turn left when you go out.
Get your answer at the temple there.Copy !req
55. Quit playing innocent.Copy !req
56. You shameless mistress.Copy !req
57. Watch your mouth! Do you have any respect?Copy !req
58. I'm still a guy.Copy !req
59. At least, call me a male lover.Copy !req
60. You've got a week
to give me the insurance money.Copy !req
61. Or I swear I'll find a congressman
and hold a press conference.Copy !req
62. I'll make sure the whole world knowsCopy !req
63. - that you're a family-wrecking fag.
- Why don't you get the SNG vans to come?Copy !req
64. - Right here.
- You pervert. Shame on you!Copy !req
65. - Here!
- Don't think I wouldn't dare.Copy !req
66. You damn gay!Copy !req
67. Hubby, pick up the phone.Copy !req
68. Pick up the phone, Hubby.Copy !req
69. Hubby, pick up the phone now.Copy !req
70. Hubby, pick up the phone.Copy !req
71. Pick up the phone, Hubby.Copy !req
72. - Tell me, who's the mistress now?
- Hubby, pick up the phone now.Copy !req
73. Do you hear this clearly?Copy !req
74. Hubby, pick up the phone.Copy !req
75. Pick up the phone, Hubby.Copy !req
76. Hubby, pick up the phone...Copy !req
77. What's on your mind?Copy !req
78. Do you want to talk about it?Copy !req
79. What kind of sports do you like to do?Copy !req
80. Dancing?Copy !req
81. Basketball?Copy !req
82. Or video games?Copy !req
83. I like to beat up people. Can I go now?Copy !req
84. Thank you for respecting my opinion.Copy !req
85. I'll respect your privacy too.Copy !req
86. Unless you have the intention
to hurt yourself or others.Copy !req
87. Otherwise, I won't tell your mom
what we've talked about.Copy !req
88. How is that possible? She pays you.Copy !req
89. Your mom pays meCopy !req
90. to help you.Copy !req
91. It's not to tell her what we've discussed.Copy !req
92. Do you think talking to you
will stop me from beating people up?Copy !req
93. You'll only know when you've tried.Copy !req
94. How aboutCopy !req
95. we try something else?Copy !req
96. Ask me anything you want.Copy !req
97. It can be about anything.Copy !req
98. Family, friendship,Copy !req
99. love, anything.Copy !req
100. Anything you want.Copy !req
101. Between a mistress and a male lover,Copy !req
102. who do you think would win?Copy !req
103. MISTRESSCopy !req
104. LIU SAN-LIENCopy !req
105. Sung Cheng-hsi!Copy !req
106. Are you going to wake up or not?Copy !req
107. It must be the name "Liu San-lien"Copy !req
108. - that made her a mistress.
- You have to be early.Copy !req
109. The alarm has been ringing
for ten minutes.Copy !req
110. All right. Have it your way.Copy !req
111. Don't say I didn't wake you up
if you're late.Copy !req
112. She is the noisiest woman on Earth.Copy !req
113. Sung Cheng-hsi!Copy !req
114. What the hell did you stick
in the keyhole?Copy !req
115. She thinks the whole world owes her.Copy !req
116. - Mrs. Sung.
- So she's in a bad mood every day.Copy !req
117. The name listed as the beneficiaryCopy !req
118. is not your son.Copy !req
119. What do you mean?Copy !req
120. He changed it to that lover's name?Copy !req
121. I told you to sue him for adultery.
You didn't want to.Copy !req
122. How can I do that?Copy !req
123. I have a life to live,
so does Sung Cheng-hsi.Copy !req
124. He's the cheater.Copy !req
125. The shame is on him.Copy !req
126. What does it have to do with your lives?Copy !req
127. You are so stupid!Copy !req
128. - I don't know—
- He was cheating on me with a man!Copy !req
129. Even if the lover was...Copy !req
130. I hate meal times the most.Copy !req
131. Sung Cheng-hsi.Copy !req
132. What do you think I'm saving up for?Copy !req
133. It's for you to study abroad
so you can have a better life.Copy !req
134. And you got these grades?Copy !req
135. Is this how you repay me?Copy !req
136. Am I not working hard enough?Copy !req
137. You don't have to do anything else.Copy !req
138. Just study. Is that so hard?Copy !req
139. Tell me. Is that so hard?Copy !req
140. Why don't you try it then?
Let's see if you can get good grades.Copy !req
141. You're talking back to me.Copy !req
142. Do I have tuition?Copy !req
143. Don't I need to work to earn money?Copy !req
144. Do you know how expensive
the tuition of private schools are?Copy !req
145. They charge so much money
but I still have to teach you myself.Copy !req
146. I'm going to see the principal tomorrow.Copy !req
147. Don't embarrass yourself again.Copy !req
148. Embarrass myself?Copy !req
149. Say that again.Copy !req
150. Who's embarrassing?Copy !req
151. It's Hollywood's loss
that she didn't become an actress.Copy !req
152. Your grades are the reason
Sung Cheng-yuan didn't want to see you.Copy !req
153. Do you know that?Copy !req
154. Here we go.Copy !req
155. Three, two, one.Copy !req
156. I'm giving you everything, Sung Cheng-hsi.Copy !req
157. Why can't you simply try harder for me?Copy !req
158. Why can't you do something
to make me proud?Copy !req
159. - I dare you to say that again.
- She should goCopy !req
160. - to Hollywood.
- Sung Cheng-hsi.Copy !req
161. I don't deserve this!Copy !req
162. Who embarrassed whom?Copy !req
163. You entered my room again?Copy !req
164. I changed your sheets
and vacuumed the floor.Copy !req
165. What if you get rashes again?Copy !req
166. Where's my stuff?Copy !req
167. What stuff? You throw your stuff around.
Then, blame me when you lose it.Copy !req
168. That's my stuff.Copy !req
169. Didn't I pay for all of your stuff?Copy !req
170. Give it back!Copy !req
171. - Give what back?
- The stuff that you can't buy with money.Copy !req
172. What kind of society are we living in?Copy !req
173. What can't be bought with money?Copy !req
174. Dad's letters, his pictures,
and the watch he gave me.Copy !req
175. That lousy man.Copy !req
176. He didn't even leave you
the insurance money.Copy !req
177. - What are you reminiscing about?
- It's still my stuff!Copy !req
178. I threw them away.Copy !req
179. You are so annoying!Copy !req
180. Where are you going?Copy !req
181. It's grandpa's birthday dinner tonight.
Don't be late.Copy !req
182. Adults who won't admit their mistakes
should be punished.Copy !req
183. His name is Chieh.Copy !req
184. MISTRESSCopy !req
185. Because he's a mistress with a dick,Copy !req
186. so he is a...Copy !req
187. MALE LOVERCopy !req
188. KAO YU-CHIEHCopy !req
189. He must be on drugs.Copy !req
190. He walks around in his pajamas daily.Copy !req
191. Why won't the police
do something about it?Copy !req
192. Morning.Copy !req
193. Chieh, what are you doing here?Copy !req
194. Here.Copy !req
195. You haven't had breakfast, right?Copy !req
196. Steamed dumplings.Copy !req
197. You need to look after yourself too,
not just the patient.Copy !req
198. Okay.Copy !req
199. Get well soon, folks.Copy !req
200. Best of luck to you!Copy !req
201. He's definitely on drugs.Copy !req
202. Get to the stage.Copy !req
203. - The third one.
- Add some lighting.Copy !req
204. - Bali
- I heard that he is a directorCopy !req
205. and actor in a small theater.Copy !req
206. - Hey, eat less.
- It must be a shitty one.Copy !req
207. I'm serious!Copy !req
208. I'm serious too. Stop eating so muchCopy !req
209. and you'll be the theater version
of Jolin Tsai.Copy !req
210. You can do this!Copy !req
211. Let's seize the moment.Copy !req
212. Let's test the lights.Copy !req
213. - On cue.
- He must have stolenCopy !req
214. my dad's insurance money with his looks.Copy !req
215. Chieh!Copy !req
216. Chieh!Copy !req
217. Chieh!Copy !req
218. - I can't do anything about that.
- There was so much left afterwards...Copy !req
219. Stage Director, I'll do my makeup first.Copy !req
220. I'll be back before the tech rehearsals.Copy !req
221. There were a lot.Copy !req
222. It's not just me.Copy !req
223. Everyone's worried about you.Copy !req
224. There's nothing to worry about.Copy !req
225. I'm serious.Copy !req
226. Once you feel better,
we'll support you whenever you need it.Copy !req
227. I'm doing great. Can't you see that?Copy !req
228. Come on, man! I mean it.Copy !req
229. I mean it too. Don't worry.Copy !req
230. Can't you see? I'm as lively as a wolf.Copy !req
231. That's exactly what worries me.Copy !req
232. I'd rather you cry about it.Copy !req
233. What the hell should I cry about?Copy !req
234. I'm fine.Copy !req
235. I just need 50,000 dollarsCopy !req
236. to tide us over for a few days.Copy !req
237. I'll pay you back
once the tickets are sold.Copy !req
238. People couldn't get a ticket
for our show 17 years ago!Copy !req
239. I made it even fancier this time.
Check it out!Copy !req
240. The stage, lights...Copy !req
241. Just come to the tech rehearsal tonight.Copy !req
242. I've got Lin Wen-ju, the queen of theater,
on my crew!Copy !req
243. Once people hear about us,
they'd surely...Copy !req
244. SoCopy !req
245. you went to his place?Copy !req
246. You didn't go to your friends' place
or internet cafes.Copy !req
247. You chose to go there.Copy !req
248. Why?Copy !req
249. Aren't you the expert here?Copy !req
250. Who do you think
would get my dad's insurance money?Copy !req
251. The man lover or the mistress?Copy !req
252. Knock it off, Sung Cheng-hsi!Copy !req
253. Come home and change your clothes.Copy !req
254. We'll be late for Grandpa's
birthday party. Cut it out!Copy !req
255. Open the door!Copy !req
256. Your mom learned her lesson.
Go home with her.Copy !req
257. - Let's go.
- I'll jump if you come any closer!Copy !req
258. Come down first.Copy !req
259. - It's dangerous!
- You think...Copy !req
260. I didn't throw your stuff away.Copy !req
261. Come home
and I'll give everything back to you.Copy !req
262. - I don't want them anymore! Scram!
- Please.Copy !req
263. - Get down first!
- Scram!Copy !req
264. - Okay. Calm down!
- Scram!Copy !req
265. - Calm down.
- Show some manners to your mom!Copy !req
266. It's none of your business.Copy !req
267. None of my business? This is my home.Copy !req
268. - Go and jump off your own balcony.
- Don't say that!Copy !req
269. Come on, Auntie! Can't you tell?
I'm trying to help you here.Copy !req
270. - Okay, just come here.
- I'm jumping now!Copy !req
271. - Sure. Go ahead!
- No!Copy !req
272. - Jump! Right now!
- Don't interfere in my family's affairs.Copy !req
273. Is that so?
Can you do this somewhere else then?Copy !req
274. Let me tell you.
Come down within one second.Copy !req
275. And get out within three seconds.
Or I'm calling the cops!Copy !req
276. I'll get down when Liu San-lien
gets the hell out.Copy !req
277. Are you sure?Copy !req
278. I'll get down when Liu San-lien
gets the hell out.Copy !req
279. Fine.Copy !req
280. Fine.Copy !req
281. Come down here you punk!Copy !req
282. Come here!Copy !req
283. - Go away!
- No!Copy !req
284. I'll discipline my son myself!Copy !req
285. - I doubt that you can.
- It's because of your bad influence.Copy !req
286. You spent 14 years together.
We spent 40 minutes. You're ridiculous!Copy !req
287. Who knows what kind of voodoo spell
you cast on him to come here?Copy !req
288. Maybe you've cursed me too.
No wonder I've been feeling unwell!Copy !req
289. Damn it, Auntie!Copy !req
290. Why don't you take your son
to a temple and pray?Copy !req
291. Then, go home to watch Taiwan Mystery.Copy !req
292. Be good, okay?Copy !req
293. Are you hurt?Copy !req
294. I'd rather die than go home.Copy !req
295. ICED WATERCopy !req
296. Hey, come to see the play.Copy !req
297. I wouldn't understand it.Copy !req
298. Then, help me sell tickets
and you'll get the commission.Copy !req
299. All right.Copy !req
300. I'm not thirsty.Copy !req
301. Just hold it for me.Copy !req
302. I have two suggestions for you.Copy !req
303. - One, go home—
- Third suggestion.Copy !req
304. Hubby, pick up the phone.Copy !req
305. Pick up the phone, Hubby.Copy !req
306. Hubby, pick up the...Copy !req
307. I'm the wolf of the theater, Chieh.
Who's calling?Copy !req
308. Ma'am.Copy !req
309. Thanks for your concern,Copy !req
310. but I have to be straight with you.Copy !req
311. I have never bought any insurance.Copy !req
312. Because it's hard
for my sorry life to end.Copy !req
313. Save your speech for...Copy !req
314. What?Copy !req
315. Sung Cheng-yuan's beneficiary?Copy !req
316. What does that mean?Copy !req
317. Doesn't he know that my dad
changed the beneficiary to him?Copy !req
318. So he isn't really such a bad guy?Copy !req
319. I'm not hungry.Copy !req
320. Eat it if I say so.Copy !req
321. That's impossible.Copy !req
322. He surely is a bad guy.Copy !req
323. Otherwise, why wasn't he sad
when my dad died?Copy !req
324. So...Copy !req
325. he must be a bad guy.Copy !req
326. TA-HEICopy !req
327. Hubby, pick up the phone.Copy !req
328. Pick up the phone, Hubby.Copy !req
329. Hubby, pick up the phone now.Copy !req
330. And he's the type of bad guy
with lousy acting skills.Copy !req
331. Bali.Copy !req
332. BaliCopy !req
333. The magical BaliCopy !req
334. That's right. It's Bali.Copy !req
335. Shit, it's not the energy drink.Copy !req
336. So you're Mr. Sung's kid.Copy !req
337. Hey, Chen.Copy !req
338. Your profiles are similar.Copy !req
339. - I don't know why I'm wearing a sweater.
- It's Bali.Copy !req
340. What the hell are they rehearsing?Copy !req
341. I arrived this morning...Copy !req
342. Happy Holidays.Copy !req
343. It was quite the hit 17 years ago.Copy !req
344. - Holiday, my ass...
- What do you want?Copy !req
345. - The sweater makes it hot.
- Why don't you believe me?Copy !req
346. Please help me
to borrow it from the hotel.Copy !req
347. I realized something.Copy !req
348. I don't want to do it.
You should do it yourself.Copy !req
349. I can't speak English.Copy !req
350. I don't want to.Copy !req
351. - Please.
- No way!Copy !req
352. I've seen this before.Copy !req
353. What an amazing balcony!Copy !req
354. So this stupid playCopy !req
355. has something to do with my dad?Copy !req
356. You even complained that it was expensive
and want something cheaper.Copy !req
357. Good thing I insisted.Copy !req
358. Let me change to swimsuit then.Copy !req
359. Then I'll put on sunscreen.Copy !req
360. I thinkCopy !req
361. I'll find the answer soon.Copy !req
362. Does it sound good?Copy !req
363. A guitar would sound better.Copy !req
364. Do you play the guitar?Copy !req
365. No.Copy !req
366. Do you want to learn?Copy !req
367. - I do.
- Okay.Copy !req
368. Then no more car racing from now on.Copy !req
369. I will die a horrible deathCopy !req
370. - if ever I do it again!
- Hey!Copy !req
371. Don't talk like that.Copy !req
372. All right.Copy !req
373. My brother already died.Copy !req
374. If I die as well,Copy !req
375. I think my mom will go crazy.Copy !req
376. All right. No more car racing for me.Copy !req
377. Can you teach me how to play the guitar?Copy !req
378. I guarantee you'll get paid
for the performance.Copy !req
379. You haven't even paid them
for the venue yet.Copy !req
380. You're ridiculous.Copy !req
381. Stage Director,
have you distributed the notes?Copy !req
382. We can finish off
the lighting cues tomorrow.Copy !req
383. All right. We'll rehearse
the next half tomorrow.Copy !req
384. We can do this!Copy !req
385. Let me say this upfront.Copy !req
386. If I don't get paid first thing
at the rehearsal tomorrow,Copy !req
387. I swear I'm leaving.Copy !req
388. Don't say that.Copy !req
389. Hey.Copy !req
390. Look at your adorable little face.Copy !req
391. Chieh.Copy !req
392. - Chieh.
- I promise you will get your paycheck.Copy !req
393. Okay?Copy !req
394. Don't you lose any sleep over something
as shallow as money.Copy !req
395. Be good, okay?Copy !req
396. I love the theater.Copy !req
397. I love you all.Copy !req
398. Love is everything.Copy !req
399. He's the bad guy.Copy !req
400. He's...Copy !req
401. Why did you sell your motorbike?Copy !req
402. Don't you have my dad's insurance money?Copy !req
403. Hey.Copy !req
404. Are you picking him up?Copy !req
405. What are you doing over there? Come here!Copy !req
406. Cut it out and just go home with your mom.Copy !req
407. So you don't plan to come home?Copy !req
408. Great!Copy !req
409. Don't ever come back.Copy !req
410. What does that mean?
You're leaving him here?Copy !req
411. I'm not taking him!Copy !req
412. Sung Cheng-hsi.Copy !req
413. Why are you doing this to me?Copy !req
414. He's the pervertCopy !req
415. who stole your dad's insurance money.Copy !req
416. He's our enemy!Copy !req
417. What are you doing here?Copy !req
418. Why...Copy !req
419. Why are you treating me like a foe
and choose to stay with our enemy?Copy !req
420. You're just trying to screw me over,
aren't you?Copy !req
421. After all I've done for you—Copy !req
422. I didn't ask you to do that.Copy !req
423. - Come home with me!
- No.Copy !req
424. - Then go live with your aunt.
- No.Copy !req
425. You can't stay with him. He's...Copy !req
426. a pervert.Copy !req
427. No. I'd rather die.Copy !req
428. You keep talking about dying.
I'll die in front of you first.Copy !req
429. Please. If you want to die,
go die in your own home.Copy !req
430. You...Copy !req
431. He is Sung Cheng-yuan's son,
you should at least have a bit of decency.Copy !req
432. What?Copy !req
433. Wake him up tomorrow morning
at 6 a.m. for school.Copy !req
434. That's none of my business!
Take him and do it yourself!Copy !req
435. Your lunch box is in the bag.
Don't eat those deep fried junk.Copy !req
436. It's too unhealthy.Copy !req
437. - How do you think your dad got cancer?
- Hey.Copy !req
438. You have to learn how to protect yourself.Copy !req
439. If you lay a finger on him, I swear...Copy !req
440. Let me tell you. I have no shame.Copy !req
441. He's your son.
Take him home and leave me out of it.Copy !req
442. I will cut your dick off!Copy !req
443. Take him home!Copy !req
444. Hey.Copy !req
445. Do you want me to call you a cab?Copy !req
446. No.Copy !req
447. So you're just going to sit here
for the rest of your life?Copy !req
448. That's none of your business.Copy !req
449. What's this?Copy !req
450. Your dad's pajamas.Copy !req
451. I don't need them.Copy !req
452. It's not manly to act tough.Copy !req
453. Don't you miss your dad?Copy !req
454. I'm sure Liu San-lien packed my clothes.Copy !req
455. Hey.Copy !req
456. What do you have against your mom?Copy !req
457. That's none of your business.Copy !req
458. Then why the hell are you here?Copy !req
459. To steal the insurance money.Copy !req
460. So it's a mother-and-son conspiracy.Copy !req
461. If I get the insurance money,
she'll send me to Canada for school.Copy !req
462. Then I can stay away
from her craziness forever.Copy !req
463. If you ever disrespect your mom again,
I'll kick your ass.Copy !req
464. Then why did you steal my dad?Copy !req
465. Your dad is gone.
I'm like your stepdad now.Copy !req
466. Or stepmom?Copy !req
467. At least I am your elder.
Have some respect when you talk to me.Copy !req
468. So did you start it or was it my dad?Copy !req
469. How old are you? You don't know shit.Copy !req
470. Yes, I don't. That's why
you have to tell me.Copy !req
471. I have nothing to say to a punk ass kid.Copy !req
472. You must be the one who seduced my dad.Copy !req
473. How do you know?Copy !req
474. You destroyed my family.Copy !req
475. Do you play the guitar?Copy !req
476. Your dad taught me how to play.Copy !req
477. He even wrote this song.Copy !req
478. Put your heart into it.Copy !req
479. My heart's with you.
I don't have it anymore.Copy !req
480. Treat it as if it were me.Copy !req
481. Listen.Copy !req
482. I long for the freedom you gave meCopy !req
483. My mom asked me who you were.Copy !req
484. Your teacher, roommate,
or colleague from the theater.Copy !req
485. I prefer to tell the truth.Copy !req
486. The truth will break your mom's heart.Copy !req
487. That's impossible.
My mom loves me so much.Copy !req
488. You're the only son she has now.Copy !req
489. Even if I like you, I still love her.Copy !req
490. Even if you don't tell her the truth,Copy !req
491. we are still ourselves.Copy !req
492. Then why can't we tell the truth?Copy !req
493. Not letting them be sad or worriedCopy !req
494. is our responsibility.Copy !req
495. I don't understand
why she'd be sad if I love you.Copy !req
496. I don't get it either,Copy !req
497. but she will definitely be sad.Copy !req
498. Listen.Copy !req
499. Be good, okay?Copy !req
500. Are you hungry? I'll cook you supper.Copy !req
501. I want a steak.Copy !req
502. No problem.Copy !req
503. I bought two steaks yesterday.Copy !req
504. And I also want spaghetti with clams.Copy !req
505. White wine clam pasta.Copy !req
506. And that red soup.Copy !req
507. You ordered so many things.Copy !req
508. You better finish them all.Copy !req
509. And salad!Copy !req
510. He's the bad guy.Copy !req
511. Right?Copy !req
512. Your hair is falling out in chunks.Copy !req
513. It's clogging up the drain.Copy !req
514. It was already clogged the day I moved in.Copy !req
515. Be careful.Copy !req
516. Just shave it off and save us the trouble.Copy !req
517. Okay.Copy !req
518. I'll help you.Copy !req
519. It's better for me to be dead.Copy !req
520. Come here.Copy !req
521. Look at yourself.Copy !req
522. Look!Copy !req
523. What are you doing?Copy !req
524. Let's see who looks better
with a bald head.Copy !req
525. Stop it, Chieh!Copy !req
526. Are you afraid that you'll lose?
Are you afraid I'll win?Copy !req
527. I'm sick. Why should I compete with you?Copy !req
528. What's wrong?Copy !req
529. Are you afraid of losing?Copy !req
530. - Are you afraid of losing?
- Stop messing around, Chieh!Copy !req
531. Please stop.Copy !req
532. What are you doing here? It's so early.Copy !req
533. Your son is in school already.Copy !req
534. I know.Copy !req
535. I followed him this morning.Copy !req
536. I saw him going to school.Copy !req
537. Crazy stalker.Copy !req
538. No wonder he's so immature.Copy !req
539. I wasn't here to supervise.
That was why he was an hour late.Copy !req
540. You have to wake him up at 6 a.m. sharp.Copy !req
541. It takes me half an hour to wake him up.
I thought I was going to have a stroke.Copy !req
542. So what?Copy !req
543. I went to bed at 4 a.m.
I have rehearsals later.Copy !req
544. Can you leave now?Copy !req
545. Where did he sleep last night?Copy !req
546. On the sofa.Copy !req
547. How could you let him sleep on a sofa?Copy !req
548. - Would you rather he slept with me?
- Hey!Copy !req
549. At least give him some clean sheets.Copy !req
550. Never mind. I'll deal with this tomorrow.Copy !req
551. Tomorrow? Get someone
to take him away today, okay?Copy !req
552. When he sees these,Copy !req
553. he'll stop being mad
and I'll take him home.Copy !req
554. Don't touch my stuff.Copy !req
555. - Your table is a mess.
- I said don't touch my stuff.Copy !req
556. - Your book—
- That's the book he didn't finish reading.Copy !req
557. Tell Sung Cheng-hsi
that I put all his stuff here, okay?Copy !req
558. These are his workbooks.Copy !req
559. I forgot to bring his skin rash medicine.Copy !req
560. He must have been itching all night.Copy !req
561. Let me tell you. Don't put too much.Copy !req
562. It contains steroids.
Just put a light coat and it'll be enough.Copy !req
563. Please take your son home
and care for him yourself.Copy !req
564. Do you think I want this?Copy !req
565. You stole both of my men.Copy !req
566. - I didn't steal anyone.
- Yes!Copy !req
567. You're so great!Copy !req
568. You didn't steal them,
yet you have it all.Copy !req
569. Let me tell you though.
I've already confirmed this.Copy !req
570. Without the death
and household cancellation certificates,Copy !req
571. even if you are the beneficiary,
you won't be able to get the money.Copy !req
572. Where's the kitchen?Copy !req
573. In that case,
can you get out of my house now?Copy !req
574. Listen.Copy !req
575. There are organic salad,Copy !req
576. soup and whole grain rice.Copy !req
577. I've prepared everything.Copy !req
578. When Sung Cheng-hsi gets home,
heat it up for him.Copy !req
579. Who has time for that?
Heat it up yourself.Copy !req
580. Tell him you cooked this.Copy !req
581. - Please.
- Who feeds their children these things?Copy !req
582. Listen.Copy !req
583. You better cooperate with me
on the insurance claim.Copy !req
584. I can assure you.
You're not getting a single penny!Copy !req
585. I will—Copy !req
586. I hate organic salad.Copy !req
587. I hate the sound of the vacuum cleaner.Copy !req
588. I hate my skin rash cream.Copy !req
589. I hate tuition classes.Copy !req
590. I hate that everything has
to be put back to where it was.Copy !req
591. I hate how she says she's so pitiful.Copy !req
592. I hateCopy !req
593. that she loves money so much.Copy !req
594. Are you sure it's hate?Copy !req
595. Hating something
and having no power over somethingCopy !req
596. are two different things.Copy !req
597. BaliCopy !req
598. The magical BaliCopy !req
599. How I longCopy !req
600. For your embraceCopy !req
601. So this is how it feels
to have no power over something.Copy !req
602. You're welcome.Copy !req
603. Thank you.Copy !req
604. When are you going to go home?Copy !req
605. Someday.Copy !req
606. You said you'd go home
when you see these things.Copy !req
607. Liu San-lien brought a bunch of grass.
Do you want to eat them?Copy !req
608. - No.
- I thought so.Copy !req
609. Is that what she feeds you every day?Copy !req
610. It's healthy.Copy !req
611. Then go home. I eat junk food.Copy !req
612. - And everything I use is junk.
- Then why wouldn't my dad go home?Copy !req
613. Are you angry that your dad moved out?Copy !req
614. What a stupid question!Copy !req
615. If my dad left me and my mom for a man,
I'd flip out too.Copy !req
616. Why did you even ask then? What a retard.Copy !req
617. Respect your stepmom.Copy !req
618. Dumbass.Copy !req
619. Your dad called that being genuine.Copy !req
620. You're genuinely dumb.Copy !req
621. To be honest, your dad really loved you.Copy !req
622. Right. He made you the beneficiary.Copy !req
623. Did you read the letter he left for you?Copy !req
624. Never mind.Copy !req
625. It's too difficult for you.Copy !req
626. Let's see when you're a little older.Copy !req
627. Don't you know that Liu San-lienCopy !req
628. is really pitiful?Copy !req
629. I know.Copy !req
630. I also know that you
and your dad are pitiful too.Copy !req
631. You're the only one who's not.Copy !req
632. It seems that way.Copy !req
633. Solve 5(2-x)-(x-2)...Copy !req
634. What's the answer?Copy !req
635. You wouldn't know even if I told you.Copy !req
636. You're so good at math.
Do you know how long a million years is?Copy !req
637. - A million years is a million years.
- Wrong!Copy !req
638. A million years is...Copy !req
639. when someone you love tells you
he wants to be a normal person,Copy !req
640. then leaves you.Copy !req
641. From that day on, every day...Copy !req
642. is a million years.Copy !req
643. Bitch!Copy !req
644. - What are you doing?
- He doesn't love me.Copy !req
645. - All right.
- How dare he?Copy !req
646. - All right.
- Who the hell does he think he is!Copy !req
647. There are plenty of men out there.
You don't need him.Copy !req
648. - His nose and chin are fake!
- All right.Copy !req
649. He...Copy !req
650. - All right.
- What's with him?Copy !req
651. Many millions of years later,Copy !req
652. my dad reappeared.Copy !req
653. Because he had decided to just be himselfCopy !req
654. in the remaining days of his life.Copy !req
655. From that day on,Copy !req
656. Liu San-lien 2.0 was born.Copy !req
657. He complained that my house is dirty.Copy !req
658. So he built a protective fort
to prevent me from bothering him.Copy !req
659. So he really isn't planning on going home.Copy !req
660. - If you don't pick him up, he can't—
- He doesn't even answer my calls.Copy !req
661. It's kind of creative actually.Copy !req
662. Look at the proportion!Copy !req
663. Didn't we also do that when we were kids?Copy !req
664. We thought our moms would always be there
so we didn't know any better.Copy !req
665. My place is a dump.
He doesn't like it here.Copy !req
666. Pick him up tonight.
I'm sure he'll go with you.Copy !req
667. What are you doing?Copy !req
668. How clean do you want my house to be
before you can leave?Copy !req
669. Cheng-hsi is allergic to dust mites,
you have to clean the house every day.Copy !req
670. When the sun is out,
take out all the sheets and pillowsCopy !req
671. and air them.Copy !req
672. Why is everything so dirty?Copy !req
673. You must turn the dehumidifier on daily.Copy !req
674. Why don't I just quit my job
and care for you two maniacs full-time?Copy !req
675. Sung Cheng-hsi cannot breathe in
cigarette smoke.Copy !req
676. And drinking will mess up your mind.Copy !req
677. Stop touching all my stuff, Auntie!
What would it take for you to leave?Copy !req
678. I'll bring the blanket dryer tomorrow.Copy !req
679. Will I be adopting Sung Cheng-hsi or what?Copy !req
680. How can anyone live here?Copy !req
681. I'm going to take off my pants
if you don't leave.Copy !req
682. What are you doing?Copy !req
683. Hubby, pick up the phone.Copy !req
684. Pick up the phone, Hubby.Copy !req
685. Hubby, pick up the phone now.Copy !req
686. Hubby—Copy !req
687. Can you leave now?Copy !req
688. Listen. Remember to tell Sung Cheng-hsi
to go to therapy tomorrow.Copy !req
689. - One hour of it is expensive. The school—
- I'm taking off my pants.Copy !req
690. - You're even doing this to a woman!
- I'm taking it off if you don't leave.Copy !req
691. - I...
- Mom?Copy !req
692. Gosh, you found me.Copy !req
693. Never mind me.Copy !req
694. Do your thing.Copy !req
695. Go do your thing.Copy !req
696. Thank you for taking care of Kao Yu-chieh.Copy !req
697. His brother passed away
when he was little.Copy !req
698. He is basically an only child.Copy !req
699. That's why
he's a little immature sometimes.Copy !req
700. He still acts like a boy.Copy !req
701. Thank you for putting up with him.Copy !req
702. No. I...Copy !req
703. I just do what I can.Copy !req
704. I haven't even asked your name.Copy !req
705. My name is Liu San-lien.Copy !req
706. The same Chinese character
as the one for lotus.Copy !req
707. - I'm not your son's girlfriend though.
- What a coincidence!Copy !req
708. I sell flowers in the market.Copy !req
709. Those that sell for 100 dollars
used for praying in temples.Copy !req
710. When it's in season,
I sell a lot of lotus flowers.Copy !req
711. That is quite a coincidence.Copy !req
712. My phone number's written on it.Copy !req
713. Yes.Copy !req
714. Call me if you need anything.Copy !req
715. Ma'am.Copy !req
716. Your son and I have
a special kind of relationship,Copy !req
717. but I am not his girlfriend.Copy !req
718. I know.Copy !req
719. Take your time.Copy !req
720. It's actually better for the woman
to be older.Copy !req
721. I'm not one of those old-fashioned folks.Copy !req
722. Nowadays, they're always talkingCopy !req
723. about men who love men
and women who love women.Copy !req
724. I used to worry about Chieh
not having a girlfriend.Copy !req
725. I feel at ease now that I saw you.Copy !req
726. YANG HSIU-YINGCopy !req
727. Hey.Copy !req
728. How many tickets do you want?Copy !req
729. - How much is it for one?
- Five hundred dollars.Copy !req
730. That's expensive.Copy !req
731. Plays are expensive.Copy !req
732. - I might have to ask my mom about it.
- How many tickets?Copy !req
733. - One.
- Two.Copy !req
734. - How many?
- What's that?Copy !req
735. - Tickets for a play.
- What's a play?Copy !req
736. How many do you want?Copy !req
737. - One.
- Two.Copy !req
738. So...Copy !req
739. you think he's a good guy?Copy !req
740. Where do people go after they die?Copy !req
741. What do you think?Copy !req
742. Can they hear us talk?Copy !req
743. Do you want your dad to hear us?Copy !req
744. Can I get my mom to have therapy with you?Copy !req
745. Do you want your mom to have therapy?Copy !req
746. Why?Copy !req
747. Because she's really annoying.Copy !req
748. Oh gosh. Please use your imagination...Copy !req
749. If you don't get him here,
I'll go in myself.Copy !req
750. - What's happening?
- Hey!Copy !req
751. You gay asshole who stole my husband,
listen carefully!Copy !req
752. - Ma'am, we're having a rehearsal!
- Humans shouldn't be so harsh.Copy !req
753. The heavens might not tolerate you.Copy !req
754. Your brother drowned to death
when he was three, didn't he?Copy !req
755. Your mom has only you left.Copy !req
756. If you don't want your mom to go crazy,Copy !req
757. you have three days to give me
Sung Cheng-yuan's insurance money.Copy !req
758. Otherwise, I'll make sure she knowsCopy !req
759. that her precious son, Chieh,
is a shameless fag.Copy !req
760. Why do you love money so much?Copy !req
761. Did you marry Dad for his insurance money?Copy !req
762. Yes.Copy !req
763. I'm just waiting to get
Sung Cheng-yuan's money and his house.Copy !req
764. I was waiting for him to die.
I married him for his insurance money.Copy !req
765. All I care about is money.Copy !req
766. Why are you my mom?Copy !req
767. Sung Cheng-hsi!Copy !req
768. Yes.Copy !req
769. Why is that?Copy !req
770. I really want to know too.Copy !req
771. Get your ass back to your home right now.Copy !req
772. I said get the hell out of here,
do you hear me?Copy !req
773. You're so annoying.Copy !req
774. Both of you!Copy !req
775. Treat every rehearsal as the actual show.Copy !req
776. Why are you all fucking standing here?Copy !req
777. Sung Cheng-yuan left me
millions of dollars.Copy !req
778. Didn't you fucking hear it?Copy !req
779. Can you go back
to being professionals now?Copy !req
780. Fuck.Copy !req
781. Can we do our best
for the premiere tomorrow?Copy !req
782. Can we do that?Copy !req
783. Stage Director.Copy !req
784. Where do we start?Copy !req
785. That's 1,099 dollars.Copy !req
786. I sacrificed so much for this family.
Is that wrong?Copy !req
787. I worked hard to be a good wife and mom.Copy !req
788. Then my husband became gayCopy !req
789. and my son went to live with the enemy.Copy !req
790. What kind of life is this?Copy !req
791. What did I do to deserve this?Copy !req
792. And I don't even get the insurance money.Copy !req
793. Is that fair?Copy !req
794. I thought good things
happen to good people.Copy !req
795. Is it because I haven't done enough?Copy !req
796. Or I'm not a good person?Copy !req
797. Okay.Copy !req
798. Then I'll be a bad person.Copy !req
799. I'll be really bad.Copy !req
800. I'll show you how bad I can be.Copy !req
801. Have some lemon juice.
I have something for you.Copy !req
802. Take it. Open it when you get home.Copy !req
803. There are too many people here
at the market.Copy !req
804. Chieh's dad gave it to me.Copy !req
805. Let me get some flowers for Chieh.Copy !req
806. Please take them with you
when you drop by.Copy !req
807. I can't take it.Copy !req
808. Take it.Copy !req
809. It's okay. It's not expensive.Copy !req
810. It's just a small gift.Copy !req
811. That's why I can't take it.
I'm not your son's girlfriend.Copy !req
812. - I know. No rush. I told you—
- I'll never be your son's girlfriend.Copy !req
813. No woman ever will.Copy !req
814. Because your son doesn't like women.Copy !req
815. Your son is a husband-stealing gay man.Copy !req
816. He stole my husband.Copy !req
817. Please come in.Copy !req
818. Hello, Mrs. Sung.Copy !req
819. How is Sung Cheng-hsi?Copy !req
820. He just left.Copy !req
821. What did he say to you?Copy !req
822. We're communicating well.Copy !req
823. If I also come for therapy,
can you give me a discount?Copy !req
824. I'd recommendCopy !req
825. - another therapist for you.
- Can I do it now?Copy !req
826. - In 30 minutes, I—
- I'll be quick.Copy !req
827. They forced me to do it.Copy !req
828. Are you fighting with Sung Cheng-yuan?Copy !req
829. I wish we could fight.Copy !req
830. He hasn't been home for weeks.
He doesn't even answer my calls.Copy !req
831. Do you think he's seeing someone else?Copy !req
832. When was the last time you guys did it?Copy !req
833. That's not it.Copy !req
834. He teaches in Taichung.Copy !req
835. Cheng-hsi is all grown up.Copy !req
836. And we've been married for so long.Copy !req
837. That's the root of all problems.Copy !req
838. Why do you think your brother-in-law
and I had four kidsCopy !req
839. despite his playboy lifestyle?Copy !req
840. Sung Cheng-yuan is a professor.
He's handsome too.Copy !req
841. Did you really think
luck would always be on your side?Copy !req
842. Work hard for it.Copy !req
843. Don't make him divorce you.Copy !req
844. Don't just lie there like a dead fish.Copy !req
845. Be more aggressive!Copy !req
846. Be more slutty!Copy !req
847. If it goes well in bed,
it'll go well everywhere, you know?Copy !req
848. You're off work?Copy !req
849. Why did you suddenly come home?Copy !req
850. Are you busy later today?Copy !req
851. No.Copy !req
852. Can we talk, please?Copy !req
853. Let me find something first.Copy !req
854. I miss you.Copy !req
855. Cheng-hsi will see us.Copy !req
856. He went to tuition class.Copy !req
857. Can we please just talk?Copy !req
858. How about...Copy !req
859. we listen to music and have some wine?Copy !req
860. Don't...Copy !req
861. San-lien, please don't do this.Copy !req
862. I'm moving out.Copy !req
863. Look! This bra is sexy.Copy !req
864. My sister brought me to buy it.
She said men like this. Look!Copy !req
865. San-lien, no.Copy !req
866. Or maybe I can get a boob job?Copy !req
867. - Look.
- That's not the issue.Copy !req
868. What's the issue then?
Tell me. Where did I go wrong?Copy !req
869. What can I improve on?Copy !req
870. - Teach me. You like hearing me moan.
- It's not your fault, it's mine.Copy !req
871. Don't you? I'll moan today.Copy !req
872. I like men!Copy !req
873. I'm homosexual.Copy !req
874. I thought that if I try hard enough,
I could be normal.Copy !req
875. - All these years, I really—
- I don't mind.Copy !req
876. I forgive you.Copy !req
877. We can go and see a doctor.Copy !req
878. We'll get you back to normal.Copy !req
879. We can work this out together.Copy !req
880. I won't tell anyone that you like men.Copy !req
881. We can still be
the happy family people envy.Copy !req
882. It's not up to others
to define a happy family.Copy !req
883. Are you really happyCopy !req
884. - being Sung Cheng-yuan's wife?
- I can change.Copy !req
885. I can learn.Copy !req
886. And then I'll be happy.Copy !req
887. You can change and learn too.Copy !req
888. I learned a lot from the movies.
I'll surely satisfy you today.Copy !req
889. San-lien, don't do this.Copy !req
890. I swear you'll like it.Copy !req
891. Don't do this!Copy !req
892. I'm sorry.Copy !req
893. I gotCopy !req
894. the divorce papers ready.Copy !req
895. My parents' house,
this house, my savings...Copy !req
896. You can have whatever you want.Copy !req
897. He has never been honest with me
from the very start.Copy !req
898. He lied to me.Copy !req
899. And I was so stupid.Copy !req
900. I believed him my entire life.Copy !req
901. Good thing I have a son.
Sung Cheng-hsi can be with me.Copy !req
902. Otherwise, what do you think I should do?Copy !req
903. From the very start, everything was a lie.Copy !req
904. I went to his house that day.Copy !req
905. You'll see when I'm done.Copy !req
906. - Don't cut it!
- I think I look handsome.Copy !req
907. I like you with long hair.Copy !req
908. Sung Cheng-yuan.Copy !req
909. My son needs to grow up properly.Copy !req
910. So listen carefully.Copy !req
911. Don't tell Sung Cheng-hsi about this.Copy !req
912. Sung Cheng-yuan, do you hear me?Copy !req
913. Karma will find you. You know that?Copy !req
914. I will not agree to the divorce.Copy !req
915. Are you okay?Copy !req
916. Do you want to rest?Copy !req
917. There's no need.Copy !req
918. I'm fine.Copy !req
919. It's been so long.Copy !req
920. I'm way over it.Copy !req
921. I mean, he's dead.Copy !req
922. Why would I still hold a grudge, right?Copy !req
923. I just have one little question.Copy !req
924. I thought about it for so long.Copy !req
925. I still can't figure out.Copy !req
926. Just this one little question.Copy !req
927. Can you tell me?
You're a doctor. You're smart.Copy !req
928. Can you please tell me?Copy !req
929. I'll try my best.Copy !req
930. Was all of it a lie?Copy !req
931. Was there no love at all?Copy !req
932. Not...Copy !req
933. evenCopy !req
934. a little bit?Copy !req
935. I thought I told you to scram.Copy !req
936. I have something to say to you.Copy !req
937. Say it.Copy !req
938. Are you going to say it or not?Copy !req
939. I read the letter my dad wrote me.Copy !req
940. Go home.Copy !req
941. Thank you for taking care of my dad.Copy !req
942. Mom, come here.Copy !req
943. Hurry!Copy !req
944. Now!Copy !req
945. Hurry!Copy !req
946. - Come here right now!
- Stop the bus!Copy !req
947. Excuse me!Copy !req
948. Excuse me!Copy !req
949. Sung Cheng-hsi, come on.
Go home with me right now.Copy !req
950. It's too dangerous here.Copy !req
951. - Sung Cheng-hsi! Why...
- Mom!Copy !req
952. Why won't you listen to me?Copy !req
953. Come with me!Copy !req
954. Call an ambulance!Copy !req
955. - Call an ambulance!
- Go away!Copy !req
956. Are you okay? I'm sorry!Copy !req
957. Sung Cheng-hsi, call an ambulance!Copy !req
958. - Call an ambulance!
- My friend's leg is broken!Copy !req
959. - Tell them he's dying!
- He's dying!Copy !req
960. Good morning!Copy !req
961. Guess what I smuggled in for you today?Copy !req
962. Steamed dumplings.Copy !req
963. I knew you want to eat steamed dumplings.Copy !req
964. What do you think?Copy !req
965. Some steamed dumplings in exchange
for a little liver transplant surgery.Copy !req
966. Don't you think it's a sweet deal?Copy !req
967. Your math is way off.Copy !req
968. Come on!Copy !req
969. Steamed dumplings...Copy !req
970. Steamed dumplings.Copy !req
971. Deal.Copy !req
972. Chieh.Copy !req
973. Stop doing silly things.Copy !req
974. We don't have any money.Copy !req
975. I do.Copy !req
976. Where did you get the money from?Copy !req
977. Don't tell anyone.Copy !req
978. I won the lottery.Copy !req
979. It's no use.Copy !req
980. Stop wasting money on me.Copy !req
981. Do you think I'm doing this for you?Copy !req
982. Actually, I'm doing this for myself.Copy !req
983. So I want to keep you next to meCopy !req
984. for a really long, long time...Copy !req
985. I don't care.Copy !req
986. I'm going to keep you next to me
for a long, long time.Copy !req
987. Why did he borrow money
from those loan sharks?Copy !req
988. It's just a theater play.
How much money can it cost?Copy !req
989. Or is he gambling?Copy !req
990. Or doing drugs?Copy !req
991. No, this is too scary.Copy !req
992. You have to come home with me today.
Do you hear me?Copy !req
993. - Where are you going?
- The theater. It's opening night.Copy !req
994. - How can you perform?
- The audience doesn't know the story.Copy !req
995. - Your leg!
- I'm going on stage, even if it kills me!Copy !req
996. I told your mom about it.Copy !req
997. Ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
998. Welcome aboard our flight to Bali.Copy !req
999. May I remind youCopy !req
1000. that there will be no stopsCopy !req
1001. during this flight.Copy !req
1002. - Now...
- Lights 1.3, get ready.Copy !req
1003. Let's begin our wonderful
vacation together.Copy !req
1004. Thank you.Copy !req
1005. Lights 1.3, go.Copy !req
1006. Lights 2.1, get ready.Copy !req
1007. What's that sound?Copy !req
1008. Never mind. Is Chieh in place?Copy !req
1009. Lights, go.Copy !req
1010. What an amazing balcony!Copy !req
1011. Keep your voice down.Copy !req
1012. You're in a deluxe villa.Copy !req
1013. You get what you pay for.Copy !req
1014. Remember when you complained
about the price?Copy !req
1015. Good thing I insisted.Copy !req
1016. Yes.Copy !req
1017. Good thing you insisted.Copy !req
1018. - I don't know why he insisted to do this.
- Mom!Copy !req
1019. Hsiao-li, I think I found a drum.Copy !req
1020. Congratulations!Copy !req
1021. Did you hear some noise?Copy !req
1022. Yes, I think I heard something.Copy !req
1023. What's that?Copy !req
1024. Excuse me.Copy !req
1025. Excuse me, is anybody there?Copy !req
1026. - Yes?
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
1027. I want to get my package.Copy !req
1028. We're closed though.Copy !req
1029. Can you please help me?Copy !req
1030. I'm really sorry. It's like this.Copy !req
1031. Your people delivered it to me today,
but I wasn't home.Copy !req
1032. But it's something that I need
to use tomorrow morning.Copy !req
1033. Good thing I ran into you.Copy !req
1034. Otherwise, I'd be in big trouble.Copy !req
1035. What are these?Copy !req
1036. Musical instruments. Listen.Copy !req
1037. I don't get it.Copy !req
1038. Here, you can have this.Copy !req
1039. Wind chimes?Copy !req
1040. No,Copy !req
1041. it's heavenly-sounding wind chimes.Copy !req
1042. Rest a bit, everyone. Come get your drink.Copy !req
1043. Thank you, Professor Sung.Copy !req
1044. Is the director here?Copy !req
1045. - I'm already here.
- Director.Copy !req
1046. This just got in yesterday.Copy !req
1047. - Let's try it out!
- Gosh!Copy !req
1048. - I thought we're doomed.
- It's so nice.Copy !req
1049. Who's he?Copy !req
1050. That guy?Copy !req
1051. He is Professor Sung Cheng-yuan.
He does our music for us.Copy !req
1052. He also teaches computing
at the university.Copy !req
1053. He's a really nice guy.
He writes our music for free every time.Copy !req
1054. Music?Copy !req
1055. He's so talented.Copy !req
1056. No eating on the catwalk.Copy !req
1057. Has no one ever told you that?Copy !req
1058. Have you been sleeping here
for the last couple of days?Copy !req
1059. I live in Linkou.
It's a waste of time to go back and forth.Copy !req
1060. I won't be late if I stay here.Copy !req
1061. Fuck.Copy !req
1062. I'll surely sleep well tonight.Copy !req
1063. Professor Sung.Copy !req
1064. Can I kiss you?Copy !req
1065. BaliCopy !req
1066. The magical BaliCopy !req
1067. How I longCopy !req
1068. For your embraceCopy !req
1069. How long must I wait?Copy !req
1070. My body is wearyCopy !req
1071. Don't cover my eyesCopy !req
1072. Take meCopy !req
1073. To youCopy !req
1074. I need a normal wife.Copy !req
1075. And a normal marriage.Copy !req
1076. Sung Cheng-yuan.Copy !req
1077. Sung Cheng-yuan.Copy !req
1078. Sung Cheng-yuan!Copy !req
1079. Step on it and break it.Copy !req
1080. I wish you prosperity upon this marriage!Copy !req
1081. Where are the firecrackers?
Who's lighting them?Copy !req
1082. Light them when the bride arrives. Hurry!Copy !req
1083. I don't have a lighter. Who's got one?Copy !req
1084. - Anyone got a lighter?
- Who has got a lighter?Copy !req
1085. - I do.
- Get the groom.Copy !req
1086. - The groom has a lighter!
- Get the groom inside!Copy !req
1087. Go inside!Copy !req
1088. - Come and get ready!
- Light the firecrackers!Copy !req
1089. Tina.Copy !req
1090. Tina, your voice
and your name sounds familiar.Copy !req
1091. Have we met before?Copy !req
1092. What?Copy !req
1093. Hello?Copy !req
1094. Tina.Copy !req
1095. Tina, are you still there?Copy !req
1096. Hello?Copy !req
1097. Is this Ms. Liu San-lien?Copy !req
1098. Can you come to the hospital now?Copy !req
1099. Can you pleaseCopy !req
1100. come see Sung Cheng-yuanCopy !req
1101. for the last time?Copy !req
1102. The lover borrowed a lot of money
from bad guysCopy !req
1103. to get my dad a liver transplant.Copy !req
1104. However, one month after the surgery,
my dad coughed up a lot of blood.Copy !req
1105. I was in class that day.Copy !req
1106. During the entire class,
my stomach ached...Copy !req
1107. really badly.Copy !req
1108. And then they told meCopy !req
1109. that my dad had died.Copy !req
1110. Go.Copy !req
1111. Go talk to him.Copy !req
1112. No.Copy !req
1113. Why?Copy !req
1114. Hatred makes it easier to heal.Copy !req
1115. Bullshit.Copy !req
1116. Love makes it easier to heal.Copy !req
1117. Maybe after the surgery is successful.Copy !req
1118. After the successful surgery,Copy !req
1119. I will definitelyCopy !req
1120. talk to him.Copy !req
1121. After the surgery is successful.Copy !req
1122. - After the surgery is successful.
- How magicalCopy !req
1123. You should knowCopy !req
1124. - Bali
- BaliCopy !req
1125. - Bali
- BaliCopy !req
1126. - The magical Bali
- The magical BaliCopy !req
1127. - Bali
- BaliCopy !req
1128. - How I long
- How I longCopy !req
1129. - For your embrace
- For your embraceCopy !req
1130. How long must I wait?Copy !req
1131. - How much longer
- How much longerCopy !req
1132. My body is wearyCopy !req
1133. - It's so weary
- It's so wearyCopy !req
1134. - Take me
- Take meCopy !req
1135. - To you
- To youCopy !req
1136. - Bali
- BaliCopy !req
1137. - Bali
- BaliCopy !req
1138. - How magical
- How magicalCopy !req
1139. A shooting star!Copy !req
1140. - Where?
- There.Copy !req
1141. Make a wish!Copy !req
1142. Me too.Copy !req
1143. Today is the 100th day
since your dad's death.Copy !req
1144. What did you guys wish for?Copy !req
1145. He said he wants to be
with my dad forever.Copy !req
1146. Now,Copy !req
1147. he can finally say goodbye
to my dad properly.Copy !req
1148. Hello, doctor.Copy !req
1149. I won't be seeing you anymore.Copy !req
1150. My mom said all doctors are scammers,Copy !req
1151. especially therapists.Copy !req
1152. You're expensive, yet you're useless.Copy !req
1153. However, I've been getting along better
with Liu San-lien recently.Copy !req
1154. Other than infuriating me last week,Copy !req
1155. we haven't foughtCopy !req
1156. - for a whole month.
- You don't put your exam sheets away.Copy !req
1157. Don't tell me you'll review them.Copy !req
1158. You never use the workbooks I bought.Copy !req
1159. Grow up, will you?
You have to aim high in life.Copy !req
1160. Stop making me angry all the time, okay?Copy !req
1161. Grow up.Copy !req
1162. We stopped contacting Chieh afterwards.Copy !req
1163. My mom said that distance
is the best gift for all of us.Copy !req
1164. However...Copy !req
1165. DEATH AND HOUSEHOLD CANCELLATION
CERTIFICATESCopy !req
1166. she secretly gave
the insurance money to Chieh.Copy !req
1167. Thank you, Auntie!Copy !req
1168. Who are you calling Auntie?Copy !req
1169. Do you want to take your grass back?Copy !req
1170. - I don't eat grass.
- How rude.Copy !req
1171. - I wonder what Sung Cheng-yuan saw in you.
- Hey.Copy !req
1172. Auntie!Copy !req
1173. - Miss, your fried chicken chop.
- SoCopy !req
1174. the final winnerCopy !req
1175. is fried chicken chop.Copy !req
1176. What would you like to order?Copy !req
1177. Two fried chicken chops.Copy !req
1178. Two fried chicken chops.
Sure. Just a moment.Copy !req
1179. How much is it?Copy !req
1180. One hundred dollars.Copy !req
1181. That's allCopy !req
1182. I've got to say.Copy !req
1183. I want to tell you thank you.Copy !req
1184. I wish you prosperity.Copy !req
1185. Yours truly, Sung Cheng-hsi.Copy !req
1186. The Bali of my dreamsCopy !req
1187. How magicalCopy !req
1188. You should knowCopy !req
1189. What are you laughing at?Copy !req
1190. You're amazing. Every key is off.Copy !req
1191. How should I sing it then?Copy !req
1192. Like this.Copy !req
1193. BaliCopy !req
1194. The Bali of my dreamsCopy !req
1195. - That's how I sang it.
- Of course not.Copy !req
1196. That's exactly how I sang it before.Copy !req
1197. - As if.
- BaliCopy !req
1198. - The Bali of my dreams
- You're singing it wrong.Copy !req
1199. - How should I sing it then?
- BaliCopy !req
1200. - Do it again.
- You're totally off.Copy !req
1201. I'm not.Copy !req
1202. Ba...Copy !req
1203. - Bali
- BaliCopy !req
1204. - Bali
- You're totally off-key.Copy !req
1205. Ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome aboard our flight to Bali.Copy !req
1206. We're currently cruising
at thirty-six thousand feet...Copy !req