1. - This is something quite spectacular.Copy !req
2. It's from Brazil.Copy !req
3. - Come on!Copy !req
4. Come on!Copy !req
5. - Isn't that an absolutely
exquisite piece?Copy !req
6. - Yeah, but I was looking forCopy !req
7. something a bit more suspenseful.Copy !req
8. - All right!Copy !req
9. Nobody move!Copy !req
10. Purse on the counter, lady!Copy !req
11. Come on!Copy !req
12. You wanna be dead?Copy !req
13. Here's the chance of a lifetime.Copy !req
14. - Please don't.Copy !req
15. - On the floor, Grandma.Copy !req
16. - You! Hug the rug.Copy !req
17. - Oh, you cheap, old bitch!Copy !req
18. - Quit dicking around, Smitty.Copy !req
19. - Come on!Copy !req
20. You idiot.Copy !req
21. - What are you doing?Copy !req
22. - Just looking.Copy !req
23. - You asshole.Copy !req
24. - Shut your mouth and fill the bag.Copy !req
25. - Doug?Copy !req
26. Doug?Copy !req
27. Doug?Copy !req
28. - What?Copy !req
29. - I thought that we were
going plain clothes today.Copy !req
30. Why didn't you tell me
we were going undercover?Copy !req
31. - You didn't ask.Copy !req
32. Why? What's the matter, Rog?Copy !req
33. - I look like an FBI agent
on a Rose Bowl float.Copy !req
34. - You look great, man!Copy !req
35. Relax.Copy !req
36. 5 Adam 38.Copy !req
37. - Doug?Copy !req
38. - 5 Adam 38.
- Dispatcher.Copy !req
39. 5 Adam 38, please respond.Copy !req
40. - 5 Adam 38, what?Copy !req
41. 211 in
progress at Melrose Place.Copy !req
42. Proceed immediately.Copy !req
43. - You didn't say, "May I."Copy !req
44. All right!Copy !req
45. Kickass Dirty Harry!Copy !req
46. - Ain't gonna lose 'em this time.Copy !req
47. - Roger, Roger, but you can't
get 'em if you're dead, man.Copy !req
48. - Good morning, detectives.Copy !req
49. - Got a bit of a situation here.Copy !req
50. - That being?
- 211.Copy !req
51. Perps in the jewelry store
with automatic weapons.Copy !req
52. We're going to take them
when they exit the premises.Copy !req
53. - Couldn't have said it
better myself, Lieutenant.Copy !req
54. Come on, come on!Copy !req
55. - Think it's our cash and dash boys?Copy !req
56. - I wouldn't know.Copy !req
57. - Who else would pull a
clown-ass stunt like this, Rog?Copy !req
58. - How much you think is here?Copy !req
59. - Too much, leave it.Copy !req
60. - Freeze!Copy !req
61. Drop your weapons!Copy !req
62. Hey, Roger, little too earlyCopy !req
63. in the morning for this,Copy !req
64. isn't it?Copy !req
65. - Why aren't these guys dead?Copy !req
66. We hit 'em about 50 times each.Copy !req
67. - Maybe they're just flesh wounds.Copy !req
68. - Will you cover me, please?Copy !req
69. Can I borrow your car, Lieutenant?Copy !req
70. - Absolutely not!Copy !req
71. - Come on!Copy !req
72. Come on, come on!Copy !req
73. - Die, you bastards!Copy !req
74. Shit!Copy !req
75. Uh-oh!Copy !req
76. Get a doctor!Copy !req
77. - You're under arrest.Copy !req
78. You have the right to remain disgusting.Copy !req
79. - You sure that's necessary?Copy !req
80. - You can't be too careful.Copy !req
81. - Mortis!Copy !req
82. That was the craziest, stupidest,Copy !req
83. most dumbfuck stunt I ever saw.Copy !req
84. - Oh, please, don't thank me,
Lieutenant.Copy !req
85. I get my thanks from helping others.Copy !req
86. - You better believe the captainCopy !req
87. is going to hear about this.Copy !req
88. - Gee, you think he'll
want a word with us?Copy !req
89. - Unauthorized use of a city vehicle!Copy !req
90. Reckless endangerment
of property and lives.Copy !req
91. Use of a non-regulation firearm!Copy !req
92. - That was me, not Bigelow, sir.Copy !req
93. - Disrespectful conduct.Copy !req
94. Flippant and tasteless verbal remarks!Copy !req
95. - That was me.Copy !req
96. - And 18 parking tickets
so far this month!Copy !req
97. Need I point out that
you guys are alreadyCopy !req
98. on probation, twice!Copy !req
99. And that this morning's
cowboy adventure puts bothCopy !req
100. of you on the endangered species list!Copy !req
101. And that your badge is
going to the shitterCopy !req
102. if you screw up just one more time!Copy !req
103. - Captain, this man deserves a medal,Copy !req
104. and I think I deserve
one for saving his life.Copy !req
105. - Look, I couldn't help
noticing that in spiteCopy !req
106. of Herzog's whining,Copy !req
107. you guys did the job he didn't,Copy !req
108. so, I'm prepared to
cut you a little slack.Copy !req
109. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
110. - But it would be niceCopy !req
111. if you could earn it by nailing the restCopy !req
112. of these cash and dash fuckersCopy !req
113. to the wall with a
12-inch railroad spike!Copy !req
114. - We're working on that, sir.Copy !req
115. - Work harder!Copy !req
116. - A fine man, Captain Mayberry.Copy !req
117. Make a really good gym teacher.Copy !req
118. - Just be glad we're still employed.Copy !req
119. - Call me Thursday.Copy !req
120. I love this job, Roger.Copy !req
121. I love the power, I
love the little badges.Copy !req
122. I love being a human target
for anyone within sniping rangeCopy !req
123. of a donut shop.
- It does have its perks.Copy !req
124. - So, what did we learn from
this little adventure, Dorothy?Copy !req
125. - So far, we've got six robberies.Copy !req
126. Three banks, two jewelry
stores and a goldsmith's shop.Copy !req
127. All the past three weeksCopy !req
128. and all in the same nine-block radius.Copy !req
129. A Beverly
Hills jewelry store robberyCopy !req
130. ended in bloodshed today,Copy !req
131. part of what police are
calling the most violent stringCopy !req
132. of robberies in city history.Copy !req
133. Six incidents in the last
two weeks have been linked toCopy !req
134. the so-called "cash and dash" gang,Copy !req
135. which has thus far eluded capture,Copy !req
136. although two of its
alleged members were killedCopy !req
137. in today's battle with police.Copy !req
138. - Hey, Roger, how many do
you think are in the gang?Copy !req
139. - It's hard to say.Copy !req
140. Descriptions are always different,Copy !req
141. so there's got to be a bunch of them.Copy !req
142. Maybe they take turns.Copy !req
143. - Yeah. You sure it's the same folks?Copy !req
144. - The MOs are the same.Copy !req
145. Perpetrators are heavily
armed and work in pairs,Copy !req
146. often striking in broad daylightCopy !req
147. with reckless disregard
for their personal safety.Copy !req
148. - Yeah, and if you shoot
them, they don't die.Copy !req
149. - Some drugs do that.Copy !req
150. PCP users can shrug off all
sorts of physical trauma.Copy !req
151. - Yeah, but bullets, Rog?Copy !req
152. - It's possible.Copy !req
153. - That's bullshit, man.Copy !req
154. - Mortis.Copy !req
155. It's Smythers,
I've got something for you.Copy !req
156. Get down to the morgue
as fast as you can.Copy !req
157. - Do you ever wonder about
your death day, Roger?Copy !req
158. Let's say your death day was,
I don't know, April 23rd,Copy !req
159. and somehow you knew that.Copy !req
160. You could have a death day party.Copy !req
161. - You have passed weird, Bigelow.Copy !req
162. You're approaching degenerate.Copy !req
163. - You can get totally ripped, man.Copy !req
164. Pig out, invite all your friends.Copy !req
165. Get yourself a beautiful lady, right?Copy !req
166. Right in the heat of passion.Copy !req
167. Just as you're...Copy !req
168. - Sorry, did I interrupt
last night's conquest?Copy !req
169. Hardly.Copy !req
170. - Hi, Roger.Copy !req
171. - Hello, Rebecca.Copy !req
172. So how have you been?Copy !req
173. - I have a home phone, Roger.Copy !req
174. Using the mutilated remains
of street scum as an excuseCopy !req
175. to ask after my healthCopy !req
176. is not exactly what I
would call thoughtful.Copy !req
177. - And you call me degenerate.Copy !req
178. - So what's the story on these John Does?Copy !req
179. What's so unbelievable?Copy !req
180. I'll show you.Copy !req
181. - Hey, nice shot, Rog.Copy !req
182. - Thanks.Copy !req
183. Is there enough here to identify?Copy !req
184. - I wondered that myself.Copy !req
185. The teeth and fingerprints
are practically worthless,Copy !req
186. but I noticed one thing.Copy !req
187. - What?Copy !req
188. - Stitches.Copy !req
189. You can see where the cut was made,Copy !req
190. traversing the sternum and
incised with an electric saw.Copy !req
191. - They had surgery?Copy !req
192. - Nope.Copy !req
193. They had autopsies.Copy !req
194. They've been here before, fellas.Copy !req
195. I certified them myself.Copy !req
196. I even took pictures.Copy !req
197. - Well, we all make
mistakes, Dr. Smythers.Copy !req
198. - Dr. McNab, I am not in the habitCopy !req
199. of signing a death certificateCopy !req
200. for someone who just
doesn't feel well.Copy !req
201. - Well, I would hope not.Copy !req
202. But the fact remains thatCopy !req
203. either you screwed up, or these two boysCopy !req
204. got up after you were done
and strolled out of here.Copy !req
205. - I never forget a body, Doctor.Copy !req
206. - Well, in five years,
she'll be damn good,Copy !req
207. but right now, she is too quick to jumpCopy !req
208. to fanciful conclusionsCopy !req
209. without really digging for the truth.Copy !req
210. And that, gentlemen, is what
autopsies are all about.Copy !req
211. - Asshole.Copy !req
212. - I beg your pardon?Copy !req
213. - It's fascinating.Copy !req
214. - Yes, isn't it?Copy !req
215. - But you've got to
admit, it is very strange.Copy !req
216. - Strange?Copy !req
217. Yeah.
- Excuse me.Copy !req
218. - Hey, Doctor, what is this for, anyway?Copy !req
219. You wouldn't wanna know.Copy !req
220. - Knock knock.Copy !req
221. - Come to read me my rights?Copy !req
222. - Was that one sugar or two?Copy !req
223. - Two, but I gave it up.Copy !req
224. - I thought we gave those up, too.Copy !req
225. - Yeah, well, I kicked one bad
habit and picked up another.Copy !req
226. - Whoa, hey!Copy !req
227. I came in here to give
you some moral support.Copy !req
228. Don't you believe in fish that swim?Copy !req
229. - No.Copy !req
230. They're just as pretty and
I don't have to feed them.Copy !req
231. What about those corpses?Copy !req
232. Do you believe me?Copy !req
233. - There's definitely something
very weird going on here.Copy !req
234. - I'll say.Copy !req
235. - Look, is there anything elseCopy !req
236. that you find strange about these guys?Copy !req
237. - You mean, besides the fact
that they won't stay dead?Copy !req
238. - Yes.Copy !req
239. - Yes, I did turn up something
unusual in their skin tissue.Copy !req
240. Like what?Copy !req
241. - Trace quantities of Sulfathiazole,Copy !req
242. a drug once used in
bacterial infections.Copy !req
243. It's pretty serious stuff.Copy !req
244. - Dante Pharmaceuticals.Copy !req
245. - Recent purchaser of 50
kilos of Sulfathiazole.Copy !req
246. You do the talking, Roger.Copy !req
247. I'm not sure how to phrase this.Copy !req
248. - Oh, let's just tell the truth.Copy !req
249. We're looking for someone
who hijacks dead bodiesCopy !req
250. and brings them back to
life to rob jewelry stores.Copy !req
251. Good afternoon.Copy !req
252. Police detectives Mortis and Bigelow.Copy !req
253. Good afternoon.Copy !req
254. Police detectives Mortis and Bigelow.Copy !req
255. - Sorry to interrupt your erection, pal,Copy !req
256. but we'd like to speak with the
management of this facility.Copy !req
257. - Miss James to the front, please.Copy !req
258. - Thank you.Copy !req
259. - What can I do for you?Copy !req
260. - I'm Detective Mortis and this
is Detective Bigelow, LAPD.Copy !req
261. Do you manage this facility?Copy !req
262. - I'm in charge of public relations.Copy !req
263. Randi James.Copy !req
264. - How do you do?Copy !req
265. - What's this all about, officer?Copy !req
266. - We are not at liberty to
disclose the details, Miss James,Copy !req
267. but we are interested in
a recent purchase you madeCopy !req
268. of a drug called Sulfathiazole.Copy !req
269. - And if you know any zombies.Copy !req
270. - I beg your pardon?Copy !req
271. What's the
drug typically used for?Copy !req
272. - Quite a number of things.Copy !req
273. Let me show you
our basic product line.Copy !req
274. Most of our products are
over-the-counter items,Copy !req
275. not terribly interesting to the layman.Copy !req
276. Cosmetics, personal hygiene,
toiletries and so on.Copy !req
277. Items everyone uses but
nobody likes to talk about.Copy !req
278. - Tampons, hemorrhoid
cream, stuff for crabs.Copy !req
279. - Among others.Copy !req
280. - Hello!Copy !req
281. - Hi.
- Let me do some research.Copy !req
282. - Right this way, gentlemen.Copy !req
283. All of our products are
thoroughly tested before releaseCopy !req
284. to the general public.Copy !req
285. - Great, the dog gets skin
cancer so we don't have to.Copy !req
286. - You were telling us about
Sulfathiazole.Copy !req
287. - Uh, yes.Copy !req
288. Nothing really special about it.Copy !req
289. It was widely used up until
the '40s, when it was replacedCopy !req
290. by other compounds.Copy !req
291. We still use it as an antiseptic agentCopy !req
292. in an herbal skin ointment.Copy !req
293. - I hope I don't offend you, but...Copy !req
294. ever seen these guys before?Copy !req
295. - Never, no. I can't
say I regret it, either.Copy !req
296. - Hey, what's that?Copy !req
297. - Sad, but necessary.Copy !req
298. When we have to kill an
animal, it goes in here.Copy !req
299. And the room is airtight.Copy !req
300. The piston evacuates the air
in a period of a few seconds.Copy !req
301. The animal perishes
quickly and quietly.Copy !req
302. - Didn't I see one of these at Disneyland?Copy !req
303. - Well, that's just about it, gentlemen.Copy !req
304. I don't know if I've been any help to you.Copy !req
305. - Hey, what's in here?Copy !req
306. - Toxic waste products.Copy !req
307. Properly disposed of, I assure you.Copy !req
308. - Well, I think that's all we need to see.Copy !req
309. - You know, Miss James, I
gotta take a leak so bad,Copy !req
310. my teeth are floating.Copy !req
311. Is there a little boys' room around here?Copy !req
312. I just gotta pee-pee.Copy !req
313. - Down the hall.Copy !req
314. - Just give me a second.Copy !req
315. "No admittance," my ass.Copy !req
316. What the hell is this?Copy !req
317. - Well, thanks for all
your help, Miss James.Copy !req
318. - Not at all.Copy !req
319. - Listen, uh,Copy !req
320. about my partner, he's...Copy !req
321. - A Neanderthal?Copy !req
322. - Yes.Copy !req
323. But a nice Neanderthal.Copy !req
324. - It's all right.Copy !req
325. The world's full of them.Copy !req
326. - No!Copy !req
327. Hey!Copy !req
328. - What is this thing?Copy !req
329. - Very ugly!Copy !req
330. - Doug!Copy !req
331. Doug!Copy !req
332. - Help!Copy !req
333. Doug!Copy !req
334. Doug!Copy !req
335. Doug!Copy !req
336. Doug!Copy !req
337. - Roger!Copy !req
338. - Yes, sir.Copy !req
339. - What's going on here, Doug?Copy !req
340. I heard on the radio
there was a shooting.Copy !req
341. Doug, where's Roger?Copy !req
342. - He, uh...Copy !req
343. got locked in the decompression room.Copy !req
344. He died the way
dogs are supposed to die.Copy !req
345. If I just got that fucking door open...Copy !req
346. - I have to see him, Doug.Copy !req
347. God, Roger, you thought
you were indestructible.Copy !req
348. What exactly happened here, Doug?Copy !req
349. - Forget it, Becky, you
wouldn't believe me.Copy !req
350. - Try me.Copy !req
351. - They must use the SulfathiazoleCopy !req
352. as some sort of preservative,Copy !req
353. until they get them on here.Copy !req
354. - Becky, can we just get the
hell out of here, please?Copy !req
355. - This is how they do it, Doug.Copy !req
356. This is how they resurrect the dead.Copy !req
357. - Get outta here.Copy !req
358. - Looks like he's in
remarkably good condition.Copy !req
359. - He's dead, Becky.Copy !req
360. - It doesn't matter, Doug.Copy !req
361. Someone has found a way
to revitalize dead tissueCopy !req
362. the way a starfish grows new limbs.Copy !req
363. After all, what really
separates life from death?Copy !req
364. - But the soul, Becky,
what about the soul?Copy !req
365. - Looks like they may have found a wayCopy !req
366. around that, too, Doug.Copy !req
367. - What if he wakes up
like some mindless idiot?Copy !req
368. - Then I hope you'll
shoot him in the head.Copy !req
369. - Thanks a lot.Copy !req
370. - Hi, guys.Copy !req
371. - You're alive.Copy !req
372. - Of course I'm alive.Copy !req
373. I must have taken a hell of a shot there.Copy !req
374. - Hey, Roger...Copy !req
375. Roger, how are you feeling?Copy !req
376. - I feel...Copy !req
377. Hey, what is this place?Copy !req
378. What are you doing here, Rebecca?Copy !req
379. - Roger will explain that to you later,Copy !req
380. but please, just tell us how you feel.Copy !req
381. - Well, come to think of it, I...Copy !req
382. I feel terrific.Copy !req
383. I feel incredible.Copy !req
384. Ooh!Copy !req
385. It's great to be alive!Copy !req
386. - Mortis.Copy !req
387. I thought you were dead.Copy !req
388. - Oh, sorry to disappoint you, Doctor.Copy !req
389. - What's the last thing you remember?Copy !req
390. - Well, we were, uh...Copy !req
391. we were at the research place,
and we wereCopy !req
392. looking around.Copy !req
393. And Doug was fighting this thing.Copy !req
394. I got locked in that room andCopy !req
395. I guess I must have blacked out.Copy !req
396. It was like I was rushing towardsCopy !req
397. this weird light or something.Copy !req
398. And then I looked down and I saw myself,Copy !req
399. my body,Copy !req
400. just lying there.Copy !req
401. But when I reached out to touch it, it wasCopy !req
402. like I got hit with 10,000 volts.Copy !req
403. - Well, it's uncommon,
but it's happened before.Copy !req
404. Clinically dead people reviving
at the last possible moment.Copy !req
405. - Roger was dead for an hour.Copy !req
406. What?Copy !req
407. - Don't you see, we
literally brought him back...Copy !req
408. Oh, my God.Copy !req
409. - What is it?Copy !req
410. - I'm not getting a heartbeat.Copy !req
411. Don't be ridiculous.Copy !req
412. May I borrow those, please?Copy !req
413. Oh, obviously there's something
wrong with this thing.Copy !req
414. - Give me that damn thing.Copy !req
415. There's nothing wrong with it.Copy !req
416. You're faking it, he's faking it.Copy !req
417. I don't know what's going on here,Copy !req
418. but I want Mortis back in
the lab for some tests.Copy !req
419. - He doesn't need tests, he's dead.Copy !req
420. - Dead?Copy !req
421. He's dead?Copy !req
422. That's ridiculous.Copy !req
423. - Becky, we've both seen
this guy shit-faced,Copy !req
424. he's looked a hell of a lot worse.Copy !req
425. - Listen, this is crazy.Copy !req
426. I've never felt better in my life.Copy !req
427. - Without a heartbeat,
that's hard to believe.Copy !req
428. - Dr. Smythers, I have two
corpses in the next roomCopy !req
429. that I doubt are going to
make a comeback.Copy !req
430. Now, you'll know where I
am after you've finishedCopy !req
431. with this nonsense.Copy !req
432. - My God, you're cold.Copy !req
433. - Ow!Copy !req
434. What the hell is this?Copy !req
435. I cut the artery.Copy !req
436. How come I'm not bleeding?Copy !req
437. Now, wait a minute.Copy !req
438. I'm no deader than you are.Copy !req
439. - Roger, it's the resurrection machine.Copy !req
440. - I still don't believe it.Copy !req
441. I'm sorry, Doug.Copy !req
442. I just don't believe it.Copy !req
443. - Minute by minute, Roger.
That's the only way to take this.Copy !req
444. That's the only way to live, anyhow.Copy !req
445. - Easy for you to say.Copy !req
446. - Roger, you haven't
heard the worst of it.Copy !req
447. - I'm dead, Rebecca.Copy !req
448. How much worse can it get?Copy !req
449. - I've been scanning the lab report.Copy !req
450. The resurrection process has
an unfortunate side effect.Copy !req
451. - Which is what?Copy !req
452. - Progressive decay of reanimated tissue.Copy !req
453. Irreversible cell damage.Copy !req
454. You've got 10 to 12 hours, tops.Copy !req
455. - And then what?Copy !req
456. - All of the cells of
your body will dissolveCopy !req
457. into a kind of organic stew.Copy !req
458. - Becky, can't you just pop
him back in for a recharge?Copy !req
459. - This thing isn't a toaster oven, Doug.Copy !req
460. Come back to the lab,
maybe we can do something.Copy !req
461. The most important thing
for me to do right nowCopy !req
462. is to nail whoever did this to me.Copy !req
463. You understand that, don't you?Copy !req
464. - I'll personally rip his heart outCopy !req
465. with my bare hands, Roger.Copy !req
466. Hold the heart in the palm of my handCopy !req
467. and we'll watch it stop beating together.Copy !req
468. - That's good, Doug.Copy !req
469. But let's find him first.Copy !req
470. - Where do we start?Copy !req
471. - Let's find Randi James.Copy !req
472. Roger.Copy !req
473. We'll meet you at the lab.Copy !req
474. - Ten to twelve hours,
don't throw it away.Copy !req
475. - You know, the weird
thing is, I feel fine.Copy !req
476. I feel like I can run
in the Boston Marathon.Copy !req
477. - No you couldn't, Roger.Copy !req
478. It's not open to dead people.Copy !req
479. - You think they'd check?Copy !req
480. - Oh, they're very strict now.Copy !req
481. - Oh, shit.Copy !req
482. - What's the matter.Copy !req
483. - Find me a drugstore.Copy !req
484. I've got to fix my face.Copy !req
485. - So what color did you get?Copy !req
486. - Uh, Mulberry Wine.Copy !req
487. - It's a good choice.Copy !req
488. Brings out your eyes.Copy !req
489. - Go to hell.Copy !req
490. Missed a spot.Copy !req
491. Where?Copy !req
492. Right there.Copy !req
493. Don't touch it, I
almost got it straight here.Copy !req
494. I love it when you get angry.Copy !req
495. - How do women do this?Copy !req
496. - I don't know.Copy !req
497. Tribal memory, I guess.Copy !req
498. Looks guilty to me.Copy !req
499. - You left without saying goodbye.Copy !req
500. - Let go of me.Copy !req
501. - Going on a trip?Copy !req
502. - Is it any of your business?Copy !req
503. - What happened to you?Copy !req
504. - Cut myself shaving.Copy !req
505. Mind if we ask you a
whole lot of questions?Copy !req
506. - Look, I don't know
anything about what happenedCopy !req
507. in there today.Copy !req
508. I got scared and I left, okay?Copy !req
509. - Let's talk about it inside.Copy !req
510. - Hey, nice pad.Copy !req
511. - Now, would you mind telling
us what this is all about?Copy !req
512. - I told you, I'm their
public relations person.Copy !req
513. At least I was, until you two showed up.Copy !req
514. - How about if I work her over a bit?Copy !req
515. - Oh, I get it.Copy !req
516. You're the tough cop.Copy !req
517. And your partner here, he's the nice copCopy !req
518. because he's not too
scary with lipstick on.Copy !req
519. Miss James, I got locked in that roomCopy !req
520. Where they kill the animalsCopy !req
521. and some nut-case decompressed me,Copy !req
522. so I am not in a very good mood.Copy !req
523. Now, all I want is to find him.Copy !req
524. - I'm truly sorry, but I can't help you.Copy !req
525. I don't know anything.Copy !req
526. Hey, get outta there.Copy !req
527. - Oh, looks like the
lady is going somewhere.Copy !req
528. Extra panties, dead giveaway.Copy !req
529. Where were
you headed, Miss James?Copy !req
530. - Away from here.Copy !req
531. - Hey, what's this?Copy !req
532. - That's personal.Copy !req
533. - Must be a tape machine
around here somewhere.Copy !req
534. Before you go...Copy !req
535. We have something on the monitor, Captain.Copy !req
536. - Princess.Copy !req
537. This may be the last time
that I ever talk to youCopy !req
538. and I want you to know certain thingsCopy !req
539. that I was unable to say until now.Copy !req
540. - Get down!Copy !req
541. - You all right?Copy !req
542. - Yeah.Copy !req
543. - Remember the good old days
when guns killed people?Copy !req
544. - You're just jealous, that's all.Copy !req
545. Go for the door.Copy !req
546. - When?Copy !req
547. - Now.Copy !req
548. - Where does this go?
- Out back, to the patio.Copy !req
549. - Shit.Copy !req
550. That's really disgusting.Copy !req
551. - What the hell is going on?Copy !req
552. - Kinda looks like
somebody wants you dead.Copy !req
553. Just about managed it, too.Copy !req
554. - But why?Copy !req
555. I didn't do anything!
- Maybe it's what you know.Copy !req
556. - I don't know a goddamn thing.Copy !req
557. I play tour guide and
I write press releases.Copy !req
558. - Roger, you were
underwater in that jacuzziCopy !req
559. for five straight minutes.Copy !req
560. That's right, I was.Copy !req
561. - Can you teach my
girlfriend how to do that?Copy !req
562. - Damn.Copy !req
563. They're dead.Copy !req
564. They always die on me.Copy !req
565. - I'd say there were
extenuating circumstances...Copy !req
566. - Oh, you don't understand.Copy !req
567. The blue damsels were my favorite.Copy !req
568. My favorites always die.Copy !req
569. - Princess, I hope you understandCopy !req
570. what I am trying to tell you...Copy !req
571. - Hey, I recognize that guy.Copy !req
572. - If you have any further questions,Copy !req
573. just contact my lawyer.Copy !req
574. And always remember how...Copy !req
575. how very special you are.Copy !req
576. - That's Arthur Loudermilk.Copy !req
577. Didn't he just die?Copy !req
578. - Two weeks ago.Copy !req
579. He's my father.Copy !req
580. - Hey, why aren't you dead?Copy !req
581. Or even hurt?Copy !req
582. - Kind of a long story.Copy !req
583. They can't kill me.Copy !req
584. I'm dead already.Copy !req
585. I'm a walking corpse.Copy !req
586. Just like those killers.Copy !req
587. This is nonsense.Copy !req
588. I can't deal with this.Copy !req
589. - Well, you're gonna have to deal with it!Copy !req
590. - Look, Miss James,Copy !req
591. we need your help.Copy !req
592. And I think that you need ours, too.Copy !req
593. Please.Copy !req
594. - All right.Copy !req
595. Dante PharmaceuticalsCopy !req
596. was my father's private think tank.Copy !req
597. Anything that interested him fromCopy !req
598. mosquitoes to microchips,
they researched it for him.Copy !req
599. - So he bankrolled the
resurrection project...Copy !req
600. - No!Copy !req
601. He wouldn't.Copy !req
602. - Use human leftovers
to rob jewelry stores?Copy !req
603. - Go ahead.Copy !req
604. - Well, last week, I did deliver someCopy !req
605. Sulfathiazole to a guy
named Thule in Chinatown.Copy !req
606. - Where in Chinatown?Copy !req
607. - Would you like me to write it down?Copy !req
608. - You don't have to,
you're coming with us.Copy !req
609. - Oh, forget it.Copy !req
610. I know my rights.Copy !req
611. - Are you sure?Copy !req
612. Let me remind you, just in case.Copy !req
613. You have the right to remain silent.Copy !req
614. Anything you say
can be used against you.Copy !req
615. - What're you doing?Copy !req
616. - Right now, you are our primary suspect.Copy !req
617. Now, would you rather come with usCopy !req
618. or cool your heels in jail?Copy !req
619. - All right.Copy !req
620. - Hey, Roger, maybe you oughtCopy !req
621. to get yourself a change of clothes.Copy !req
622. Being dead isn't something
you should advertise.Copy !req
623. - I might have something in my closet.Copy !req
624. - Something for that unexpected
overnight guest, Miss James?Copy !req
625. - From an ex-boyfriend, Mr. Bigelow.Copy !req
626. A very ex.Copy !req
627. - Ah!Copy !req
628. You okay in there, Roger?Copy !req
629. - Great.Copy !req
630. Fabulous.Copy !req
631. Not a word.Copy !req
632. How many tickets is
that this month so far?Copy !req
633. - What the hell do you care?Copy !req
634. - Good point.Copy !req
635. Roger, there's a place hereCopy !req
636. that's got great egg rolls.Copy !req
637. - Doug...
- Egg foo young?Copy !req
638. Doug, let's
talk to this guy firstCopy !req
639. and eat later, okay?Copy !req
640. - I'm dying for some chop suey.Copy !req
641. This is great, I am starving.Copy !req
642. - Good afternoon.Copy !req
643. Police detectives Mortis and Bigelow.Copy !req
644. We'd like to speak to Mr. Thule, please.Copy !req
645. Good afternoon.Copy !req
646. Police detectives Mortis and Bigelow.Copy !req
647. We'd like to speak with Mr. Thule, please.Copy !req
648. - Listen, Mongo, we're copsCopy !req
649. and if Thule's not out here in 10 seconds,Copy !req
650. we're gonna kick some honorable ass.Copy !req
651. - Ah, Miss James.Copy !req
652. Always a pleasure.Copy !req
653. - Mr. Thule, something
terrible has happened.Copy !req
654. - Yes, I know.Copy !req
655. Are these your friends,
the police detectives?Copy !req
656. - Got it right the first time, pops.Copy !req
657. - We're looking for the
man who takes deliveriesCopy !req
658. from Dante Pharmaceuticals.Copy !req
659. - You have found him.Copy !req
660. How may I help you?Copy !req
661. - What did Dante send you?Copy !req
662. - Nothing of any importance.Copy !req
663. - May be more important than you think.Copy !req
664. - Your friend takes one more step,Copy !req
665. he'll find himself dead.Copy !req
666. - Life and death are both expressionsCopy !req
667. of the same eternal spirit.Copy !req
668. - You ought to write fortune cookies, pal.Copy !req
669. - Let me illustrate.Copy !req
670. - I don't know what it is,Copy !req
671. but suddenly I've lost my appetite.Copy !req
672. - That's it.Copy !req
673. From now on, I'm a vegetarian.Copy !req
674. All right,Copy !req
675. this little piggy's goin' to the market.Copy !req
676. That's gross.Copy !req
677. - Get off me!Copy !req
678. - You're kidding.Copy !req
679. Just one shot?Copy !req
680. - They're not all zombies, Doug.Copy !req
681. How do you fight this thing?Copy !req
682. - Maybe we could drown it
in A1 sauce.Copy !req
683. - Oh, no.Copy !req
684. - Okay, now I'm gonna puke.Copy !req
685. - Thule's gone.Copy !req
686. - Guy makes one hell of
a diversion, doesn't he?Copy !req
687. - Hey, you're hurt.Copy !req
688. - Lady, I'm fuckin' dead.Copy !req
689. - Well, that doesn't give
you the right to be rude.Copy !req
690. - You know, you can
never find anything goodCopy !req
691. until you really trash a place.Copy !req
692. - Stumbling over any clues, detectives?Copy !req
693. - Zombie duck heads.Copy !req
694. What a concept.Copy !req
695. - This could replace the
whoopee cushion.Copy !req
696. - Imagine what you could
do with a search warrant.Copy !req
697. - I got him.Copy !req
698. Doug.Copy !req
699. Take a look at this.Copy !req
700. - Dates and initials.Copy !req
701. What do you think it means?Copy !req
702. - I don't know, but that last one?Copy !req
703. APL?Copy !req
704. Arthur P. Loudermilk.Copy !req
705. - My father?Copy !req
706. Oh, God, you're right.Copy !req
707. He died on June 12th.Copy !req
708. - This is a list of death dates.Copy !req
709. These folks are all recently deceased.Copy !req
710. - Who do you think they were?Copy !req
711. - One way to find out.Copy !req
712. You're quite the seamstress.Copy !req
713. - Just hope it doesn't get infected.Copy !req
714. Yeah, well,
I'll take my chances.Copy !req
715. After you.Copy !req
716. - Thank you.Copy !req
717. - So this is what a
library looks like, huh?Copy !req
718. You know, I've never
seen one of these thingsCopy !req
719. from the inside.Copy !req
720. - Okay.Copy !req
721. These should cover the dates in question.Copy !req
722. - I got dibs on March.Copy !req
723. It's amazing the people who
died in the last three months,Copy !req
724. people I've never even heard of.Copy !req
725. - Here's one.Copy !req
726. George Nelson Canfield.Copy !req
727. The denim king.Copy !req
728. Inventor of sweat-to-fit blue jeans.Copy !req
729. Died February 12th.Copy !req
730. Crap!Copy !req
731. What is it?Copy !req
732. - The Lakers won yesterday,Copy !req
733. but they didn't make the point spread.Copy !req
734. I had 10 bucks riding on that game.Copy !req
735. - Here's another one.Copy !req
736. Oliver Lang.Copy !req
737. Microchip wizard, March 4th.Copy !req
738. - Here's another.Copy !req
739. Howard Davison, commodities
broker, April 3rd.Copy !req
740. You see any pattern?Copy !req
741. - They all sound like a
bunch of wussies to me.Copy !req
742. - Yes, and they all had a
nice hunk of disposable cashCopy !req
743. when they kicked off.Copy !req
744. - So, rich dead people.Copy !req
745. What does it mean?Copy !req
746. - I'm not sure.Copy !req
747. But it looks like your father
was one of the victims.Copy !req
748. - That's crazy.Copy !req
749. Well...Copy !req
750. This is not what you'd
call a routine case.Copy !req
751. I guess they can have
their obituaries back.Copy !req
752. - Hey Rog, what's up, man?Copy !req
753. You look all freaked out all of a sudden.Copy !req
754. These obituaries...Copy !req
755. they're writing new ones all the time.Copy !req
756. They're writing mine.Copy !req
757. - Hey, now, take it easy.Copy !req
758. - Roger Mortis...Copy !req
759. Beloved husband of nobody,Copy !req
760. father of none.Copy !req
761. Who always thought he'd go
out in a blaze of glory.Copy !req
762. - Roger...Copy !req
763. - I gotta get out of here.Copy !req
764. - Roger!Copy !req
765. Roger!Copy !req
766. Hey!Copy !req
767. - Roger!Copy !req
768. Damn!Copy !req
769. Hey, Rog.Copy !req
770. That was quite a chase.Copy !req
771. Not bad for a guy in your condition.Copy !req
772. Guess being dead agrees with you.Copy !req
773. Come on, Rog,
we don't got time for this.Copy !req
774. - I can't do it.Copy !req
775. I can't live a lifetime in six hours.Copy !req
776. - Nobody's got all the
time they need, Roger.Copy !req
777. Nobody.Copy !req
778. You remember when
we were in training?Copy !req
779. They always told us,
"You can't be a good copCopy !req
780. if you're a dead cop."Copy !req
781. Here's your chance to prove 'em wrong.Copy !req
782. You're good and you're dead.Copy !req
783. - I'm good and I'm dead.Copy !req
784. - Come on, Rog.Copy !req
785. Let's go find those suckers
and trash their ass, man!Copy !req
786. Come on, Rog.Copy !req
787. - It's "asses."Copy !req
788. It's plural.Copy !req
789. - It's plural?Copy !req
790. - You know what I heard once?Copy !req
791. - What's that?Copy !req
792. - I heard that the population
of the world is so big now,Copy !req
793. that half of all the
people who've ever livedCopy !req
794. are still alive today.Copy !req
795. - Come on.Copy !req
796. - It's true!Copy !req
797. If you took all the people who've diedCopy !req
798. since the beginning of history,Copy !req
799. and all the people who
are alive right now,Copy !req
800. it'd be about the same number.Copy !req
801. So if anybody ever asks
you when you're gonna die,Copy !req
802. you can just say, "Well, I don't know.Copy !req
803. So far, it's only happened to half of us."Copy !req
804. - Not only that.Copy !req
805. If you multiply the
population of Rhode IslandCopy !req
806. by the square root of
my ex-wife's weight...Copy !req
807. - Well, you two sure know how
to show a girl a good time.Copy !req
808. - Don't mention it.Copy !req
809. - Roger.Copy !req
810. I think I may have some good news.Copy !req
811. - Rebecca Smythers, Randi James.Copy !req
812. - Hello.Copy !req
813. Well, you... work here?Copy !req
814. - Yes, actually, I do.Copy !req
815. - Rebecca's an expert in all
sorts of forensic pathology.Copy !req
816. - My!Copy !req
817. What a unique accomplishment.Copy !req
818. - Chillier than usual in here today.Copy !req
819. - Wherever did you find the timeCopy !req
820. to make such a nice new friend?Copy !req
821. - Randi was head of PR
for Dante Pharmaceuticals.Copy !req
822. - I see.Copy !req
823. - So what's the big news, Becky?Copy !req
824. - Sit up on the table.Copy !req
825. Some shirt.Copy !req
826. Unbutton it.Copy !req
827. Roger, you've been shot!Copy !req
828. Oh, yeah, I meant to tell you about that.Copy !req
829. - It's amazing you lived
as long as you did.Copy !req
830. So, how're you feeling?Copy !req
831. - Great.Copy !req
832. Picture of health.Copy !req
833. - Subject. Mortis, comma, Roger.Copy !req
834. Postmortem follow up, July 6th,Copy !req
835. approximate time, 18,45.Copy !req
836. - Do you have to talk into that thing?Copy !req
837. This is not an autopsy.Copy !req
838. - Hey Rog, you are dead, this is a morgue,Copy !req
839. she is a coroner.Copy !req
840. - Thanks.Copy !req
841. - 87.2 degrees Fahrenheit.Copy !req
842. Since you died, you've
been steadily cooling off.Copy !req
843. - So, what's the verdict?Copy !req
844. How long have I got not to live?Copy !req
845. - Well, decomposition is
progressing more rapidlyCopy !req
846. than I'd hoped.Copy !req
847. It's even starting to show in your face.Copy !req
848. I'd say maybe three or four hours.Copy !req
849. - Well, what the hell am I doing here?Copy !req
850. - Roger, I think I can buy you a chance.Copy !req
851. I found something in Dante's filesCopy !req
852. about a special process
they've been testingCopy !req
853. to extend the resurrection
period beyond 12 hours.Copy !req
854. - Can you guarantee that?Copy !req
855. - No.Copy !req
856. - Then I can't take that chance.Copy !req
857. Rebecca, it's my job.Copy !req
858. - Your job, Christ!Copy !req
859. Haven't you learned anything?Copy !req
860. You spent 10 years out on the
street, risking your neck,Copy !req
861. and now you're dead and
it's still not enough.Copy !req
862. - Well, I guess I'm just
a glutton for punishment.Copy !req
863. - So, you two, what's next?Copy !req
864. - I'm gonna take a look
at Loudermilk's grave.Copy !req
865. Why don't you pay a call
on Loudermilk's lawyer?Copy !req
866. We'll hit the cemetery and
meet you back at Randi's.Copy !req
867. - Uh... if you don't mind, I think I'llCopy !req
868. skip the trip to my
father's resting place.Copy !req
869. - Oh, I mind very much.Copy !req
870. I want you where I can see you.Copy !req
871. - Miss James.Copy !req
872. That chick digs me.Copy !req
873. - I could tell.Copy !req
874. - I'm not giving up hope, Roger.Copy !req
875. - You go ahead, man.Copy !req
876. I'll catch up with you
later at Randi's.Copy !req
877. - Okay.Copy !req
878. - Hey, nice wheels.Copy !req
879. Must be a lot of money in
carving up dead people.Copy !req
880. - A little early for your postmortem,Copy !req
881. aren't you, Detective?Copy !req
882. - Just stopped by to reserve a body bag.Copy !req
883. Oh, that's very good!Copy !req
884. - I love that guy.Copy !req
885. - I can tell.Copy !req
886. Just over there
on the right, Roger.Copy !req
887. Maybe I should pick one out.Copy !req
888. I wonder if they take MasterCard.Copy !req
889. Nice place to spend the rest of your life.Copy !req
890. Swaying palms and the smell of jasmine.Copy !req
891. Quiet neighbors.Copy !req
892. - Very funny, Roger.Copy !req
893. Roger?Copy !req
894. What is it?Copy !req
895. - Shooting star.Copy !req
896. - So, now what?Copy !req
897. I haven't got a key.Copy !req
898. - Allow me.Copy !req
899. - Isn't that illegal?Copy !req
900. - Yeah.Copy !req
901. Looks like he's resting comfortably.Copy !req
902. What's your real relationship
with Loudermilk, Randi?Copy !req
903. - What do you mean?Copy !req
904. - Outside, it says, "Arthur P. Loudermilk,Copy !req
905. beloved husband to Loretta."Copy !req
906. Doesn't mention any darling daughter.Copy !req
907. All right.Copy !req
908. I met him in the hospital.Copy !req
909. I was there for drug rehabCopy !req
910. and he took me under his wing.Copy !req
911. The daughter he never had?Copy !req
912. - Yeah.Copy !req
913. Yeah, and he got me that great houseCopy !req
914. and set me up with a job at Dante,Copy !req
915. and I bet he never even knewCopy !req
916. what kind of snake hole
he was dropping me in.Copy !req
917. - So this whole zombie thing cameCopy !req
918. as a complete surprise to you.Copy !req
919. - I swear!Copy !req
920. You believe me, don't you?Copy !req
921. Looks like he
left something for us.Copy !req
922. Doug ought to be back by now.Copy !req
923. You knew how
desperately his brotherCopy !req
924. tried to reach me yesterday.Copy !req
925. Home sweet home.Copy !req
926. - Doug must have left the TV on.Copy !req
927. He's been
dead for five months.Copy !req
928. He didn't
steal the bill of sale.Copy !req
929. No, he didn't.Copy !req
930. But you could've stolen it.Copy !req
931. I'll see if he's in the kitchen.Copy !req
932. - How dare you!Copy !req
933. - You knew who I was
when I came here today.Copy !req
934. But you were surprised to
see me alive, weren't you?Copy !req
935. But I'm not alive, Mrs. Philips.Copy !req
936. Sure, I can stand here and talk to you.Copy !req
937. I can breath and I can
move, but I'm not alive,Copy !req
938. because I did take that poisonCopy !req
939. and nothing can save me.Copy !req
940. - What're you going to do?
- If I kill you now,Copy !req
941. I have nothing to lose.Copy !req
942. - No, no, you've gotta listen to me.Copy !req
943. You've got to give me a chance.Copy !req
944. I didn't have a chance.Copy !req
945. - Oh, God.Copy !req
946. Roger?Copy !req
947. It's Doug.Copy !req
948. - Let's get him down.Copy !req
949. Randi?Copy !req
950. Randi?Copy !req
951. - I'm sorry, Roger.Copy !req
952. I didn't want to tell you.Copy !req
953. I didn't think you'd understand.Copy !req
954. - What're you talking about?Copy !req
955. - I, uh...Copy !req
956. lied about the drugs.Copy !req
957. I was in the hospital because I was...Copy !req
958. dying, too.Copy !req
959. I was dead.Copy !req
960. - What do you mean?Copy !req
961. - They brought me back, Roger,Copy !req
962. just like you.Copy !req
963. Only they said I'd have a normal lifespanCopy !req
964. as long as I helped them.Copy !req
965. - Helped who?Copy !req
966. - They lied to me.Copy !req
967. - Who, Randi?Copy !req
968. - I'm sorry, Roger.Copy !req
969. - Ugh!Copy !req
970. - I'm sorry, Roger.Copy !req
971. Please forgive me.Copy !req
972. Hello, this is Rebecca.Copy !req
973. - Rebecca, listen...
- I'm not hereCopy !req
974. to take your call, but leave me a messageCopy !req
975. and I'll get back to you later on.Copy !req
976. - Rebecca, Doug's dead.Copy !req
977. Randi's dead.Copy !req
978. I wish...Copy !req
979. well, I wish...Copy !req
980. Wait a minute.Copy !req
981. Numbers to letters, numbers to letters.Copy !req
982. B...Copy !req
983. O...Copy !req
984. D...Copy !req
985. Y.Copy !req
986. Body.Copy !req
987. Damn, that's it.Copy !req
988. - Roger!Copy !req
989. What're you doing here?Copy !req
990. - What do you think, McNab?Copy !req
991. - Well, you'll have to be
more specific than that.Copy !req
992. - Okay, you want specific, here it comes.Copy !req
993. You killed me.Copy !req
994. And you killed Doug. And
maybe you didn't kill Randi,Copy !req
995. but you should've had the
decency to let her stay dead.Copy !req
996. - What on earth are you talking about?Copy !req
997. - Revenge, McNab.Copy !req
998. And you're on the receiving end,Copy !req
999. unless you come up with
some real fast answers.Copy !req
1000. - But this doesn't make any
sense. I was helping you!Copy !req
1001. - I don't think so.Copy !req
1002. Loudermilk's think tank built a machineCopy !req
1003. for resurrecting peopleCopy !req
1004. and you've been trying
it out, haven't you?Copy !req
1005. That's absurd.Copy !req
1006. Oh, of course, Roger,
you're losing your mind?Copy !req
1007. Your brain is deteriorating.Copy !req
1008. - When you buried him
alive, Loudermilk wantedCopy !req
1009. to point the finger at you,Copy !req
1010. but he was afraid to write,
"It's McNab,"Copy !req
1011. in case you came back and erased it.Copy !req
1012. So he tried something
just a little bit subtler.Copy !req
1013. It's a coded message,Copy !req
1014. using a numbers to letters schemeCopy !req
1015. found on any telephone.Copy !req
1016. Here's what it spells.Copy !req
1017. "Body doc."Copy !req
1018. Sounds a bit like you, doesn't it?Copy !req
1019. Well, that's what
happens when you die, Roger.Copy !req
1020. Your synapses misfire,
leading to all sortsCopy !req
1021. of demented conclusions.Copy !req
1022. - My mind, McNab,
has never been sharper.Copy !req
1023. Neither has my aim.Copy !req
1024. - Son of a bitch.Copy !req
1025. - And how many others have
you buried alive, McNab?Copy !req
1026. Canfield?Copy !req
1027. The blue jeans king?Copy !req
1028. Oliver Lang.Copy !req
1029. Howard Preston.Copy !req
1030. You take their money and you
brick them up, is that it?Copy !req
1031. - That's a lie!Copy !req
1032. - Nice watch.Copy !req
1033. Nice ring, too.Copy !req
1034. I got a hell of a hunch. If we wanted to,Copy !req
1035. we can trace them both back to
those jewelry store hold-ups.Copy !req
1036. Give me that.Copy !req
1037. - When you resurrected those robbers,Copy !req
1038. you wanted to test 'em.Copy !req
1039. So you sent them out to
do what they do best.Copy !req
1040. Rob something.Copy !req
1041. When I stumbled onto all
this, you murdered me.Copy !req
1042. - Circumstantial evidence.Copy !req
1043. Wouldn't hold up in any court.Copy !req
1044. - I'm not waiting for any courts,
McNab.Copy !req
1045. - Roger, Roger!Copy !req
1046. I can help you.Copy !req
1047. - Like you helped Randi James?Copy !req
1048. - Good evening, Doctor.Copy !req
1049. - Well, it's about time.
Where the hell have you been?Copy !req
1050. This bastard almost killed me.Copy !req
1051. Give me my diamond ring.Copy !req
1052. You see, Roger, every
job has its little perks.Copy !req
1053. It just takes a while to discover them.Copy !req
1054. - No amount of money is gonna
make up for what happensCopy !req
1055. to you, McNab.Copy !req
1056. Ah!Copy !req
1057. - It seems our detectiveCopy !req
1058. is in rather poor condition.Copy !req
1059. - Not as poor as you'll be, Thule.Copy !req
1060. - Silence him.Copy !req
1061. - Ah!Copy !req
1062. - Thank you.Copy !req
1063. How do you wish this man killed?Copy !req
1064. - Roger, I've come
to love you like a son.Copy !req
1065. You're honest, trustworthy, dependableCopy !req
1066. like a freakin' Boy Scout.Copy !req
1067. Ironic, isn't it, Roger?Copy !req
1068. You're gonna spend your
last moments on EarthCopy !req
1069. inches from freedom,Copy !req
1070. right here in front of the county morgue.Copy !req
1071. - For this very reason, Doctor,
we should waste no time.Copy !req
1072. - Yeah, yeah, put him in the van.Copy !req
1073. Lock him to the side rail.Copy !req
1074. I hope you don't mind
sharing the bed space.Copy !req
1075. Yes, I know it's a nuisance, but then,Copy !req
1076. Smythers was always a nuisance.Copy !req
1077. - I'll send you to hell, McNab.Copy !req
1078. You can't keep me here.Copy !req
1079. - This van is lined in stainless steel.Copy !req
1080. Soundproof, in case you're
thinking of calling for help.Copy !req
1081. It's custom-made, the perfect
place to disintegrate,Copy !req
1082. which I figure will happen
in precisely 45 minutes.Copy !req
1083. - Let's go, Doctor, we're
expected back at the lab.Copy !req
1084. - Yes, yes, get the door.Copy !req
1085. Get the door.Copy !req
1086. Happy trails, Roger.Copy !req
1087. - Well, Rebecca, I always
thought we'd end up together,Copy !req
1088. but never like this.Copy !req
1089. Rebecca...Copy !req
1090. you and I...Copy !req
1091. are going...Copy !req
1092. for a ride.Copy !req
1093. Oh, wow.Copy !req
1094. This is going to be great.Copy !req
1095. Holy shit!Copy !req
1096. - Whoa, yeah!Copy !req
1097. People, you've got to stay back.Copy !req
1098. - Jesus H. Christ.Copy !req
1099. - Take it easy, mister.Copy !req
1100. You're not well.Copy !req
1101. - Hold it.Copy !req
1102. That's far enough.Copy !req
1103. - Detective Mortis, Homicide.Copy !req
1104. - You're a cop?Copy !req
1105. - Surprise!Copy !req
1106. I need your gun, officer.Copy !req
1107. Thank you.Copy !req
1108. - Ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
1109. Last week, all of us
were shocked and saddenedCopy !req
1110. by the news of the untimely
death of Arthur P. Loudermilk.Copy !req
1111. I would like to take this opportunityCopy !req
1112. to review his many accomplishments.Copy !req
1113. But wait.Copy !req
1114. Why not let Arthur tell you himself?Copy !req
1115. Ladies and gentlemen,
Arthur P. Loudermilk.Copy !req
1116. - Friends and associates,Copy !req
1117. how nice to see you again.Copy !req
1118. - I saw you buried, Arthur.Copy !req
1119. Damn it, I saw you buried.Copy !req
1120. - Oh, I'm afraid you
have been misled, Walter.Copy !req
1121. The man in my grave is a volunteer.Copy !req
1122. Personally selected by Dr. McNab.Copy !req
1123. As you will see, ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
1124. the demonstration that you're
about to witness makes burialCopy !req
1125. somewhat unnecessary.Copy !req
1126. Did you become the world's
largest jet manufacturer,Copy !req
1127. just so that you could leave
your fortune to a wolf packCopy !req
1128. of scavenging relatives?Copy !req
1129. Gertrude Bellman.Copy !req
1130. Are you prepared to
become a memorial plaqueCopy !req
1131. on the cornerstone of
a library building?Copy !req
1132. - We all die, Arthur.Copy !req
1133. - Rest assured, Gertrude,
that you can afford not to.Copy !req
1134. - How many of those rich bozosCopy !req
1135. do you suppose
he's got in there tonight?Copy !req
1136. - Isn't it frustrating, all of that money,Copy !req
1137. all of that raw power,
just within your grasp.Copy !req
1138. And then it's all gone, poof.Copy !req
1139. Suddenly, you're six foot under,Copy !req
1140. and the mob of money-grubbing
nobodies are devouring allCopy !req
1141. that is yours, like rodents
after a lump of cheese.Copy !req
1142. Isn't it sad?Copy !req
1143. Everybody dies, rich and poor.Copy !req
1144. Death doesn't discriminate.Copy !req
1145. At least, not until now.Copy !req
1146. This is ridiculous.Copy !req
1147. - Well, let's face it.Copy !req
1148. Poor people are supposed to die.Copy !req
1149. But the same rule doesn't
apply to us, we're rich.Copy !req
1150. God wants us to live forever.Copy !req
1151. And even if he doesn't,
we can always buy him off.Copy !req
1152. It'll cost all of you
half of your fortune,Copy !req
1153. but you have forever to make it back.Copy !req
1154. Think of what I'm offering, sir.Copy !req
1155. Life without end.Copy !req
1156. Your personal savings compounded dailyCopy !req
1157. for a million glorious years.Copy !req
1158. - What's your gimmick, Arthur?Copy !req
1159. - No gimmick.Copy !req
1160. Eternal life.Copy !req
1161. - Bullshit!Copy !req
1162. - Well, I know that
it's absurd, impossible,Copy !req
1163. but aside from the
proof of my being here,Copy !req
1164. I've planned for you a very
graphic little demonstration.Copy !req
1165. This man has been dead for hours.Copy !req
1166. Come on, inspect him for yourself.Copy !req
1167. - Sit down.Copy !req
1168. - Well, now that you are satisfiedCopy !req
1169. with this poor man's
unfortunate condition,Copy !req
1170. I would like to treat you to a
little product demonstration.Copy !req
1171. Dr. McNab, if you would.Copy !req
1172. - Of course.Copy !req
1173. - This model incorporates allCopy !req
1174. of our most advanced refinements.Copy !req
1175. The first to afford eternal
life without any limitations.Copy !req
1176. - That's okay, don't get up.Copy !req
1177. - Get him, get him, get him!Copy !req
1178. - I told you not to get up.Copy !req
1179. - What do you want?Copy !req
1180. - Not you, old man.Copy !req
1181. I want him.Copy !req
1182. You're dead, McNab.Copy !req
1183. You're even deader than I am.Copy !req
1184. - Oh, I don't think so.Copy !req
1185. - Doug.Copy !req
1186. Doug, you're alive.Copy !req
1187. - He can't understand a
word you've said, Roger.Copy !req
1188. He's been brain-dead too long.Copy !req
1189. Which means that he's
mindless and totally obedient.Copy !req
1190. Kill this guy, would you?Copy !req
1191. - Kill this guy, would you?Copy !req
1192. - Now, Doug, stop.Copy !req
1193. Doug, it's me.Copy !req
1194. It's me, Roger.Copy !req
1195. - Kill this guy, would you?Copy !req
1196. - Doug. Doug, don't...
- Kill this guy...Copy !req
1197. - Doug...
- Would you?Copy !req
1198. - Hey, Doug, do you realizeCopy !req
1199. that we both have
the same death day?Copy !req
1200. Doug, you know what we could do?Copy !req
1201. We could throw a death day party.Copy !req
1202. We can invite all our
friends, get really ripped.Copy !req
1203. - Well, do something.Copy !req
1204. - Kill him!Copy !req
1205. Kill him, you brain-dead son of a bitch.Copy !req
1206. - Doug.Copy !req
1207. Remember the lipstick.Copy !req
1208. Mulberry Wine.Copy !req
1209. Brings out my eyes.Copy !req
1210. - Roger?Copy !req
1211. Roger!Copy !req
1212. - Hi, Doug.Copy !req
1213. Welcome to zombie land.Copy !req
1214. - Roger, he said I should...Copy !req
1215. he said I should hurt you.Copy !req
1216. But I'm gonna hurt him.Copy !req
1217. - Kill that guy, would you?Copy !req
1218. - Oh, no.Copy !req
1219. - Kill him.Copy !req
1220. Why can't you kill him?Copy !req
1221. - Shut up, you old fart!Copy !req
1222. Oh, no, you bastards aren't gonna take me.Copy !req
1223. - You cheated me.Copy !req
1224. Goddamn you, McNab,
you cheated me!Copy !req
1225. - It's over, Rog.Copy !req
1226. Forget it, man.Copy !req
1227. - Not just yet.Copy !req
1228. Hi, Doc.Copy !req
1229. You wanna see what happensCopy !req
1230. when you resurrect somebody twice?Copy !req
1231. - Not really.Copy !req
1232. - No, wait.Copy !req
1233. Save the machine, it's short-circuiting.Copy !req
1234. We can fix it, I can
make you normal again.Copy !req
1235. Immortal.Copy !req
1236. I'll give you anything you want.Copy !req
1237. Money, power, eternal life.Copy !req
1238. Riches beyond your wildest dreams.Copy !req
1239. Just save the machine.Copy !req
1240. No!Copy !req
1241. No!Copy !req
1242. Stop!Copy !req
1243. Wait!Copy !req
1244. Wait, you don't have to do that.Copy !req
1245. You'll live forever.Copy !req
1246. Forever!Copy !req
1247. - Man, Roger, you are a mess.Copy !req
1248. I've seen meatloaf that
looks better than you.Copy !req
1249. - Well, you're not exactlyCopy !req
1250. a Forest Lawn poster child yourself, Doug.Copy !req
1251. Hey, we really trashed
their ass, didn't we?Copy !req
1252. - That's "asses," Roger.Copy !req
1253. Hey, Rog, do you think
we'll be reincarnated?Copy !req
1254. - As what?
- I don't know.Copy !req
1255. Maybe you get a choice, you
can be whatever you want.Copy !req
1256. Oh, you mean like a statesman,Copy !req
1257. or a president, or a
prize-winning novelist?Copy !req
1258. Personally, I'd
like to come back as the seatCopy !req
1259. on a girl's bike.Copy !req
1260. Now that is truly inspiring.Copy !req
1261. - Thank you.
- You know, Doug?Copy !req
1262. What's that?Copy !req
1263. This could be the
end of a beautiful friendship.Copy !req