DC League of Super-Pets (2022)

1. Huh?

2. We must hurry.

3. The planet won't survive much longer.

4. Are you sure about this?

5. I'm afraid it's the only way.

6. Krypton is about to die.

7. But you, dear son, will live on.

8. Krypto, no!

9. Krypto!

10. Our boy will need a friend.

11. Watch over our son.

12. All right, wake up, buddy.

13. It is walk-o'clock.

14. Maybe I should let him sleep?

15. Okay, I let him sleep.

16. All right.

17. This is unpleasant for both of us.

18. No. No, no. No, no.

19. Five more minutes.

20. And I'm up.

21. Okay, krypto. We'll go for a walk.

22. Whoa!

23. Ooh, you make me live

24. whatever this world can give to me

25. it's you, you're all I see

26. ooh, you make me live

27. oh, you're the best friend that I ever had

28. I've been with you such a longtime

29. You're my sunshine and I want you to know

30. that my feelings are true

31. I really love you

32. oh, you're my best friend

33. ooh, you make me live

34. whenever this world is cruel to me

35. I got you to help me forgive

36. ooh, you make me live...

37. When things turn out bad

38. you know I'll never be lonely

39. you're my only one

40. and I love the things

41. I really love the things that you do

42. oh, you're my best friend

43. Mister mxyzptlk has finally been defeated.

44. Turns out, he just needed to say his name backwards.

45. From Metropolis, I'm Lois Lane.

46. Hey, Lois.

47. I know you like these, so I got you one from actual Paris.

48. I don't know why I said it like that.

49. And I got you one of these from 43rd street.

50. Which is, like, a full three blocks out of my way.

51. During rush hour?

52. Wow, that's like me flying to Mars.

53. What? You can fly?

54. I always thought the cape was just a cute accessory.

55. Oh, so you think I'm cute.

56. I said the cape was cute.

57. You think I'm cute.

58. Are we lickin' faces right now?

59. Because if we're lickin' faces, I gotta get in on...

60. Oh, what do I have here?

61. Squeezy Bruce!

62. Fetch!

63. Pup, up and away!

64. Okay, where were we?

65. Squeezy Bruce retrieved.

66. Hey, those guys look fun.

67. How about you go play with them?

68. So I'm eating my own vomit, andthenthe_.

69. So, I'm eating my own...

70. So I'm...

71. I see you've retreated to your bat cave,

72. but nobody can hide from the long snoot of justice.

73. Hmm.

74. And then I says, "if you don't want me rubbing my butt in the carpet,

75. get hardwood floors."

76. Squeezy Bruce has been retrieved.

77. Wait, do you know who this is?

78. It's krypto the super dog.

79. Okay. You can have my pawtograph.

80. Listen, I'm afraid I gotta keep it to just one,

81. or I'll be signing all day.

82. Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta get this back to my boy.

83. He doesn't want it.

84. I'm sorry, what?

85. Mr. Outside-underpants.

86. He doesn't want the toy.

87. He's trying to get rid of ya.

88. What? That's ridiculous.

89. Superman and I are inseparable. I'm his ride or die.

90. Oh, yeah?

91. Where you sleeping these days?

92. I sleep in bed with supes.

93. Except when Lois stays over,

94. then I have to move to my extra special spot on the floor.

95. Brutal.

96. Same thing happened to me.

97. Nancy got a fiancee and it was all over.

98. That's French for "bye-bye, dog."

99. Yeah, well, you don't get supes like I get supes.

100. I mean, sure, the guy dates,

101. but he will never love anyone except for... oh!

102. I love you.

103. Um, are you okay?

104. Me? Yes, I'm fine.

105. I am fine. I'm totally...

106. Fine?

107. All right, good talk. Pound it out.

108. This might sound crazy, but now that we're together,

109. I think krypto feels left out?

110. Yeah.

111. I guess I'm kind of his only friend.

112. That's sweet.

113. But maybe he'd be happier if he had a new friend, too.

114. Good morning, friends.

115. So it begins.

116. Like clockwork, Carl will try to flirt with Patty.

117. Ooh, is that new perfume?

118. It's cat pee.

119. And have zero game.

120. Giving this handsome canine just enough time to...

121. What you doin', ace?

122. I'm bustin' loose, pb.

123. Sick of this whole cage situation.

124. Oh, my goddess.

125. This is just like when wonder woman used her bracelets of submission

126. to escape doctor poison's secret hideout.

127. Like... This!

128. Okay. Not exactly like this.

129. What if the rescue lady catches you?

130. And locks you in the back room?

131. Where they only listen to smooth jazz.

132. Relax, chip.

133. I got my girl, merton, running lookout.

134. These peepers don't miss a thing.

135. If the rescue lady's coming, you'll know it.

136. Perfect. Because I almost got myself out of the...

137. Nope.

138. I think the rescue lady's coming!

139. Thanks, merton.

140. That's a good catch.

141. I'm rooting for you, ace.

142. But don't you wanna get adopted,

143. and feel the warm embrace of a middle-aged person who lives alone?

144. Yeah. Who will be your new best friend.

145. You're my best friends, dummies.

146. And you're all coming with me to the farm.

147. I love when he talks about the farm!

148. The farm upstate.

149. An untamed paradise where animals run free,

150. and they love and protect one another.

151. - And the lettuce grows on trees. - {933931

152. no shelter lady watching our every move. Nope.

153. It's a 100% animal farm.

154. That doesn't sound ominous at all.

155. It's perfect.

156. And when I get us all outta here,

157. well, that's where we're gonna go.

158. The dog is right.

159. He should seek his freedom.

160. You see that? Lulu gets it.

161. And he must destroy all who stand in his way!

162. Wow. Well, that just took a turn.

163. You may kid yourself with your silly farm,

164. but I have the device!

165. For, one day soon, when the stars align,

166. the device will bring me ultimate power,

167. - and I will be more than free! - "Will be more than free!"

168. Exactly.

169. Lulu, whatever they tested on you in that lab

170. left you a few guineas short of a pig.

171. That device is just a pile of garbage.

172. You fear my brilliance.

173. Recede into shadows.

174. Maintain eye contact.

175. Recede into shadows.

176. All right, boy, I'll be right back with a surprise.

177. And I will remain here, posing under my secret identity.

178. Bark Kent.

179. So, what is new with you, fellow normal dog?

180. Uh... I bit the fed ex guy the other day.

181. Ah, fine job.

182. Who was he working for?

183. General Zod? The legion of doom?

184. Fed ex.

185. Of course! The federation of exes.

186. Not to be trusted.

187. What is taking my owner so long?

188. So, Mr. Kent, you're looking for another pet, huh?

189. Well, my dog's the best.

190. But I've got this girlfriend.

191. And I'm gonna ask her to marry me tonight.

192. Congratulations.

193. Thanks!

194. But he doesn't know that yet...

195. And I just think maybe he needs a friend of his own.

196. Well, then I think ace here would be the perfect...

197. How do you feel about Guinea pigs?

198. Uh... I'll come back for all of you guys after closing.

199. Stay strong.

200. There we go.

201. Oh, man, that hurt.

202. Yes. And that hurt me as well.

203. Due to the fact that I feel pain as any ordinary canine would.

204. Uh-huh. Anyway, I'm kind of in the middle of a prison break,

205. so could you please...

206. Prison break?

207. Stop right there and cease your unlawful activities,

208. dog I've never met.

209. The heck are you talking about, man?

210. You the same dog that was literally just behind me.

211. Impossible. That dog wore glasses.

212. Now surrender, I don't want to hurt you.

213. Oh, okay, so you wanna take it there.

214. You wanna throw paws, then fine.

215. But I should warn you, I'm one-eighth boxer.

216. And seven-eighths chihuahua.

217. Chihuahuas are vicious.

218. Take that. Take a little bit of this.

219. Tap out, and I'll let you out.

220. Here come the thunder! You're gonna get it!

221. Oh, man. I'm getting a stitch. Yeah, I gotta take a knee.

222. Oh, if I didn't get this stitch, I had you where I wanted you.

223. Banana! Get me a banana! Hurry up!

224. That's cold, man.

225. Aw. Aren't you a little ray of sunshine?

226. What?

227. Krypto.

228. Oh, you think you're so great, don't you, super dog?

229. You think your dookie don't stink.

230. My dookie doesn't stink.

231. Wait, wait, time out. Are you serious, right now?

232. Yep, it actually smells like sandalwood.

233. It's borderline aromatherapy, if I'm being honest.

234. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

235. You ain't normal, man.

236. Yeah, well, at least I have an owner.

237. You can't own me. I'm a wild animal.

238. Exactly. So, let's get you back in the cage.

239. Supes is probably missing me.

240. Missing?

241. The dude tied you up to the stop sign and went into that shelter

242. to buy you a new friend so that you'd give him some space.

243. Gotcha.

244. Superman would never do that.

245. Well, it's literally happening right now.

246. I'm just glad that that new friend ain't me.

247. Easy, Carl. Stop acting like you don't know me.

248. Nice try, Houdini.

249. Well, you did say you'd come back for us.

250. Ooh, adoption time.

251. One of us is gonna get someone to snuggle with.

252. Yeah, don't get your hopes up.

253. They always pick the...

254. Here you go, baby.

255. Wow! First day.

256. Being a rescue animal is easy and fun!

257. Hey. You'll get 'em next time.

258. Yeah.

259. Next time.

260. I can't believe that shelter punk said I wasn't normal.

261. I'm a totally normal dog.

262. And no way Superman was in there looking for a friend for me.

263. I don't need a friend supes is my friend

264. my only friend is Superman

265. What's that?

266. Someone is dragging a meteor toward the city?

267. Luthor.

268. Hello, gorgeous.

269. Oh, how I have longed for you to enter my solar system.

270. It's a rock.

271. That rock, mercy, is 100% orange kryptonite.

272. Cool. Another kryptonite scheme.

273. No, this is different!

274. Green kryptonite takes away Superman's powers,

275. but orange kryptonite will give me superpowers.

276. You know, like, uh, invisibility or laser-eyes,

277. or throwing playing cards really hard.

278. I'm finally gonna be stronger than that stupid...

279. You're not talking about me, are you?

280. Yeah, I think he was talking about me, too.

281. That's awkward.

282. Superman.

283. I'd expected you and that mutt of yours much sooner.

284. I'm gonna need you to let go of that meteor, Lex.

285. Gladly.

286. {933931

287. Krypto, fetch!

288. That dog's a hero!

289. Krypto!

290. Good dog.

291. Let's put this thing back in space where it belongs.

292. Ma'am.

293. Let's see if you can catch it now.

294. You forgot one thing, Lex.

295. Unlike you, I have friends.

296. Thanks for building your stupid evil headquarters on the river.

297. Very convenient for the water guy.

298. I'm aquaman!

299. Oh, great. These jabronies.

300. Uh, did somebody call tech support?

301. Have you tried turning it off and on again?

302. Thanks, buddy.

303. Buddy? No, these people are work friends at best.

304. Please fasten your safety belts.

305. They are invisible.

306. Yeah, none of this stuff is invisible.

307. It's really more transparent.

308. I like your iaserthing.

309. But it looks better in green.

310. Yeah.

311. Lexcorp power suit engaged.

312. Seat warmer activated.

313. Best billion I ever spent.

314. All I need is one little piece.

315. Aw, bless your little heart.

316. Did you think you were gonna get to it first?

317. Thank you.

318. I am what I was always meant to become.

319. What is this?

320. But I'm supposed to have superpowers!

321. They're overrated.

322. Good boy, krypto.

323. Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?

324. Are you my super dog go? Are you?

325. Oh! In the tongue.

326. Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?

327. I miss my parents.

328. Who threw that kryptonite back into space?

329. Hello, gorgeous.

330. Oh, how I've longed for you to enter my solar system.

331. You win this round, lettuce.

332. Guys, what's going on?

333. Nothing, pb.

334. Just the plan that you all called crazy turns out to be crazy good.

335. You see, when I was back in the lab, there was this human.

336. He was evil, sadistic, hot.

337. And together we were two scientists searching for ultimate power.

338. Of course, there were missteps along the way.

339. The red kryptonite made my hair fall out.

340. Luckily, I had the bone structure to pull it off.

341. Purple gave me uncomfortably vivid dreams.

342. But the orange...

343. We knew the orange would be different.

344. And we had a plan.

345. Until krypto the super dog had to come and ruin it.

346. Stupid name. Named after his planet.

347. Oh, real creative.

348. Thanks, krypto!

349. I'm coming home, son!

350. What the heck are you doing?

351. I'm freeing you from this horrible animal testing lab.

352. No! This is my home!

353. And now this is your new home.

354. - You're welcome. - What are you talking about?

355. Oh, you're the sweetest!

356. Unhand me, wench!

357. So I bided my time in this disturbing hovel,

358. preparing.

359. Because I'd figured out something that even Lex couldn't.

360. Orange kryptonite doesn't work on people.

361. It only works on pets.

362. Uh, Lulu, are you okay?

363. Oh, I'm more than okay, pig.

364. I am what I was always meant to become.

365. Lulu, hey. What?

366. Take us with you, okay?

367. Us shelter animals, you know, we gotta stick together, right?

368. Solidarity.

369. Oh, ace, I'm sorry.

370. I don't really have time in my life right now to take care of a pet!

371. Lulu, wait!

372. Do not leave us here!

373. Don't worry, I'm sure someone wonderful will adopt you any day.

374. What about me?

375. Oh, whiskers.

376. Of course. I'm not a monster.

377. Miss you. Love you. Have fun.

378. Hold on, pb. I'MMA get us out.

379. I smell bacon!

380. Why is my mouth watering?

381. There's so much to unpack here.

382. Guys, I'm small!

383. What just happened?

384. - No, seriously, what just happened? - I can't see.

385. The orange kryptonite gave me powers, too.

386. This is my origin story.

387. And my uncle didn't even have to die.

388. Uh, yeah, that's great.

389. But it ain't lookin' too good for your old pal ace.

390. Right. Wonder pig...

391. Still working on the name...

392. Is on it.

393. Uh-oh.

394. - Ace, no! - Ace!

395. I should be a lot more dead right now, right?

396. Oh, my gosh.

397. The orange kryptonite gave you powers, too!

398. You're super strong!

399. And your tail is now made of fire.

400. I'm sorry. My what is who?

401. Whoa!

402. My tail! Let go of my... My tail on fire!

403. I got my tail on fire! Someone, please...

404. Ace, it's fine. See?

405. You're invulnerable.

406. And I can shrink myself down to the size of an...

407. Still working out the kinks.

408. I didn't see anything.

409. You go get chip, I'll get mert.

410. In your face, lettuce.

411. Oh, great.

412. I'm the only one who didn't get any super...

413. Metropolis 97.2,

414. - smooth jazz. - [Ye osi

415. come on, let's get outta here.

416. Right.

417. Update.

418. I'm fast now, but I still can't see.

419. Here we go.

420. All right. Thursday night TV night.

421. Time for my favorite show with my bro in metropo. Huh?

422. I am Superman

423. And I can do any...

424. What the...

425. Let me just iron that out.

426. They should call me iron man.

427. Well, look at you, all spiffy.

428. Pretty dressed up for the British bake off.

429. But you know what? It makes sense.

430. This is the season finale.

431. You have a date?

432. On bake off night?

433. Oh. Hey there, little fella.

434. Nah.

435. Hey, Lois. Oh.

436. Listen, buddy, I...

437. It is pie week.

438. Your choice. Her or me.

439. What's gotten into you?

440. Bad dog.

441. What did you just call me?

442. That is way out of line, fella.

443. - I mean, if you want... - We'll talk about this when I get home.

444. I've missed you so much!

445. You left squeezy Bruce in the hallway again.

446. Fine.

447. I'll watch the crusts crisp alone.

448. Bad owner!

449. It's quite wet right underneath as well.

450. Slightly soggy bottom there.

451. 'Cause, baby, now we got had blood

452. you know it used to be mad love

453. Kal-El, son of Jor-El,

454. I am Lulu,

455. daughter of cinnamon,

456. and you will kneel before me.

457. Wait a minute.

458. Aren't you the hamster from the shelter?

459. I am a Guinea pig,

460. and I said kneel!

461. Well, lookie-lookie what I got from the old lab.

462. Help, krypto...

463. We got problems

464. and I don't think we can solve...

465. Think we can solve them

466. You really should have made it harder to find you.

467. Those glasses aren't fooling anyone.

468. Moustache maybe, but not glasses.

469. Whoa!

470. Why does this always happen on date night?

471. You've reached the justice league emergency line.

472. For earth-one, press one.

473. For earth-two, press two.

474. For earth-three...

475. Oh, man, that looked like it hurt.

476. I hope it did.

477. Wow, look at you still trying.

478. Plucky.

479. Fine then.

480. Mama likes a good fight.

481. You always bake for a reason.

482. So, you make it the best you can. And you make it with love.

483. Ah-ha!

484. Surrender. I don't wanna hurt you.

485. No, no, no.

486. A little advice.

487. Never test a Guinea pig. Okay?

488. I can't believe he really left with her.

489. They're probably out there playing fetch together as I speak.

490. Ooh, he left me cheese!

491. Ah, I can't stay mad at the guy.

492. Help.

493. Help.

494. Superman?

495. Pup, up, and away!

496. What have you done to him?

497. I see someone found his medicine.

498. A tiny shard of green kryptonite cleverly concealed

499. in a hunk of jarlsberg.

500. They always put it in the cheese. Oh.

501. You took me away from Lex,

502. so now I'm taking Superman away from you.

503. Oh, don't worry, this is only step one of my evil plan.

504. There's more.

505. Must protect super...

506. Superman!

507. I have to find... Ow!

508. Father.

509. Yes, it is I, dog-El.

510. When you were just a puppy,

511. I recorded all my knowledge in your collar.

512. I know.

513. You've always helped me in the past, and I could really use you now.

514. Yes, it is I, dog-El.

515. We really need a skip-intro button.

516. Talk to me, my son. What seems to be the problem?

517. Superman. He's been captured.

518. Mmm.

519. I'm sorry. I know how close you are.

520. Yeah, I mean, we were.

521. Well, you just can't sit there feeling sad. You have to go rescue him.

522. You're right.

523. I'll save Superman, and when I do,

524. he'll realize that I'm the only friend he ever needs.

525. Uh... that's not exactly what I...

526. But how am I supposed to be a hero when I don't have my powers?

527. It's not superpowers that make you a hero, krypto.

528. - That's not your problem. - Then what is it?

529. Your problem is you.

530. Me? What do you mean, me? Father?

531. Ah-ha! That must be the vile rodent.

532. Don't worry, Superman, I won't rest until I rescue you.

533. This is very restful.

534. Yes.

535. Whoops.

536. We're gonna have to work on that.

537. I never knew the stars could be this beautiful,

538. and there's so many of them.

539. Look, there's one. Oh, there's another one.

540. Look, there's one, too.

541. Nah, these stars are crap. Wait till we get to the farm.

542. Yeah.

543. Hmm, everything's better at the farm.

544. Oh, yeah.

545. Yeah, about the farm. See, understand this.

546. There's always a literal interpretation and then a more...

547. Where is she? Where...?

548. Where...

549. Okay. Where is she?

550. Okay. Where is she?

551. Ugh!

552. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

553. I've never really run before.

554. I usually "pup, up, and away."

555. Are you okay?

556. I'm fine, I'm fine.

557. I was just, uh, hit by a car a little.

558. You never forget your first time.

559. Wait a minute, where do I know you from? I can't put my paw on it.

560. Where is she?

561. Whoa. So, the powers I saw were yours?

562. You hooligans can help me.

563. Hurry, there isn't much time. We have to save Superman.

564. Superman?

565. Of course! You're that super dork who got me thrown back in the slammer.

566. What was it? Creepo? Crisco? What's your name?

567. No. It's krypto the super dog!

568. Oh. Well, it looks like we're both super now.

569. You know, I still owe you a whuppin'. Hi-yah!

570. Ow! That was my good eye.

571. Now, wait. It was supposed to be a fair fight.

572. Why didn't you block me with some freeze heat

573. that was coming out your ears or something?

574. Because... I...

575. I don't have my powers.

576. What?

577. I said I don't have my powers anymore.

578. Did ya...

579. You don't have your powers?

580. Yeah, that's what's going on.

581. You're just trying to use us now, because you can't handle it on your own.

582. Look, I know these powers are new to you,

583. but when one has an abundance of power...

584. They have a certain duty

585. to use that power to...

586. Sorry. You were sayin' somethin'?

587. I was making an inspiring hero speech.

588. How much did you have to drink?

589. I had two toilet bowls and a bidet.

590. A bidet, too, which is crazy.

591. I didn't even know that was a thing. But it's like a dog water fountain.

592. You disgusting animal.

593. Pack, let's roll out.

594. I'll see you never, narc Kent.

595. No! My best friend is in danger, and you have to help me.

596. Sorry, we got other plans.

597. Good luck with your danger. We're going to the farm.

598. Oh, yeah! Lettuce trees, baby!

599. "Lettuce trees"? What's this farm called?

600. The farm upstate.

601. That sounds made-up.

602. Oh, yeah? Well, how would you know?

603. I grew up on a farm. In a town called Smallville.

604. Now that sounds made-up.

605. So, which way is this so-called farm?

606. Well, it's upstate. So, that means it's up, obviously.

607. - Okay. He's not telling you the... - Can I steal you for a sec?

608. You lied about the farm, didn't you?

609. Big time. Look, I had to give them some hope.

610. - There's one there. - No one was ever gonna adopt us.

611. There's one, too.

612. So, I promised them it would be their new home.

613. You know, I'd be happy to take you and your friends to my farm.

614. If you help me save Superman.

615. Wait a minute. Is this blackmail? Are you blackmailing me?

616. No. I'm just asking you for something

617. which I will reward you for by not revealing damaging information.

618. That is literally the definition of blackmail.

619. Fine. We'll help you get your dumb owner back.

620. You got yourself a super team.

621. Did someone just say super team?

622. Yay. My destiny awaits.

623. Terrifying villains,

624. deadly assassins,

625. I have come to recruit you,

626. for a siege of murderous savagery!

627. My fellow, furrier, Guinea pigs.

628. I have sought you out because you are apex predators.

629. Gods amongst men!

630. Okay, look. Pig to pig, I need your help,

631. because my owner has gotten himself into a bit of a pickle.

632. Thwarted by the justice league,

633. Lex Luthor now finds himself behind bars.

634. I'll destroy you all!

635. That's my best friend. And mentor. Best friend and mentor.

636. Built to house fearsome super powered criminals,

637. stryker's island is the world's most inescapable prison.

638. Which is where you dorks come in.

639. You see, if I'm gonna get Lex outta that dump,

640. I'm gonna need an army.

641. Um, actually, I think we'd just rather stay here.

642. Yeah, I mean, we get summers off, all-you-can-drink water.

643. We even have Spanish class every miércoles.

644. Oh, you have nothing

645. until you've licked from the cold steel straw of power.

646. Not so fast. Lois Lane told us all about you, hamster.

647. Hamster? A hamster is a hacky sack!

648. A hamster is a mouse that had too much for lunch!

649. We are Guinea pigs,

650. and when we're through with you, buster, you'll know it.

651. Hmm!

652. What's going on?

653. That was your cue to attack.

654. Uh... oh, sorry. I was waiting for him to go first.

655. Yeah, but if I went first, your fire would melt my ice,

656. so maybe the wing lady should go first?

657. I have a name.

658. But then I'd set her wings on fire, and I don't think any of us want that.

659. Well, you don't want ice on wings.

660. - Why? - It clogs the feathers.

661. Just get him!

662. That was fun.

663. Now then, let's go free Lex.

664. This ends now, sister.

665. I have you in my lasso of truth.

666. You want the truth?

667. The boots are a bit much.

668. Whoa!

669. Is this really the best way to find Superman?

670. Because to me, this just seems gross.

671. What do you mean, gross?

672. Smelling stuff is one of the greatestjoys of being a dog.

673. Next to licking any part of your body.

674. I mean, I lick myself all the time.

675. Well, that explains the breath.

676. You wanna find Lulu and rescue captain hair gel, right?

677. Well, I suggest you start sniffing.

678. You know what they say, smell is the sight of the nose.

679. No one says that.

680. Well, they should. Check it.

681. Uh-huh. A poodle drooled right here.

682. Someone threw a perfectly good pizza crust

683. in that dumpster right there.

684. And on that corner... That corner right there... oh, no. Dang.

685. A pigeon got her heart broken. I can still smell the hurt.

686. She was a heavy crier.

687. It's a superpower that every dog possesses.

688. Even a wack one like you.

689. I'm not wack.

690. Is that a band-aid?

691. It's walk-o'clock.

692. What-oh-what?

693. - Nothing. - Okay.

694. Because it sounded like a super adorable nickname

695. you got for your walks with your owner.

696. All right, maybe this is when me and supes used to hang out.

697. Every morning, since I was a puppy.

698. Aw. Well, you might not have your Superman, but at least you have us.

699. A whole super team!

700. The mighty oink!

701. Squirrelverine.

702. Droolo.

703. Seriously? Droolo?

704. And wait, where's shell-on-wheels? Shell?

705. What's happenin', sweet cheeks?

706. Ah, I get it. The strong, silent type.

707. Who needs words?

708. Man, I wish I still had my powers.

709. Yeah, what happened to them anyway?

710. I ate some green kryptonite.

711. A Kryptonian's only weakness.

712. Why would you eat your weakness, you dum-dum?

713. It was in some cheese.

714. A dog's only weakness.

715. Well, I ate a toy dinosaur once.

716. If we're goin' off that, I'd say you probably got a solid two days

717. until that thing passes.

718. Unless it's a stegosaurus, and then you just pray.

719. You guys, look!

720. M'Kay, wonder woman will stop her.

721. Goddess, no!

722. That sounded like a bone breaking.

723. Is that even how it works?

724. I guess it's down to us.

725. Who's ready to go save my best friend?

726. You want us to fight her?

727. She just took out the whole justice league!

728. And they all have opposable thumbs.

729. Remember me when I'm gone, fabrizio.

730. Guys, relax. We'll be fine.

731. Why are they so mad?

732. You see? Totally fine.

733. Now, let's hero up.

734. All right, team, what are your stats?

735. Like, my powers include heat vision, freeze breath...

736. And don't forget the solar paw punch.

737. What is that?

738. Is that like a juice box flavor or something?

739. No, it's krypto's most powerful move.

740. It requires him to fly directly to the sun

741. and absorb its deadly radiation,

742. turning himself into a dog-shaped thermal energy event.

743. Not even Superman himself has tried it.

744. Because he doesn't have paws?

745. Because it's not something you come back from.

746. The punch causes a blast,

747. which takes out not only the villain who gets hit with the blow,

748. but the hero who throws it.

749. Sounds like a terrible power.

750. Does sound like a good juice box, though.

751. I would drink the juice box.

752. Okay, enough mayhem. Thank you. We gotta go...

753. My goodness!

754. Look who's alive! Well, let's correct that little oversight, shall we?

755. Psh, psh!

756. Ace, deploy canine shield.

757. What is a canine...

758. Evade!

759. Excellent shielding. That seemed incredibly painful.

760. Anybody wanna switch powers?

761. You're up, pig.

762. Okay, pb, think big!

763. Squirrel, light 'em up.

764. No, no, no. I can't.

765. Of course you can. I mean, what's the worst that could happen?

766. I could hurt someone. Or they could hurt me.

767. Or maybe me freezing like this is the worst thing.

768. - Turtle, use your speed and get them... - On it.

769. Where the am I?

770. You guys are terrible superheroes.

771. I don't understand why you're not getting this.

772. Yeah, well, there's a lot that you don't understand about us, you fool.

773. Maybe if you paid attention to... huh?

774. - Oh, I'm paying attention. - Help.

775. One-hundo percent attention.

776. So thick and swole, his abs. Whoa!

777. His abs.

778. Risky move for a dog with no powers.

779. Some would say heroic.

780. I would say dumb.

781. Where is Superman?

782. I'm not telling.

783. Classic evil. Lex would be so proud.

784. This is really about Lex Luthor?

785. Don't you understand? He was testing on you.

786. We were colleagues. We were scientists together.

787. You were the Guinea pig. Your hair fell out.

788. Uh. Yeah. Just like his did. Lex needed me.

789. That's more than I can say for your Superman.

790. Superman needed me. He needs me.

791. Does he?

792. Because I'm pretty sure he's gonna get everything he needs from his...

793. Fiancée.

794. Oh, no.

795. You didn't know they were getting married.

796. I really am sorry, 'cause this must be so painful to have to hear this from me.

797. No. You're lying.

798. Am I?

799. Well, then why did this little bauble fall out of his underoos

800. the night I took him down?

801. Look at it.

802. The cut's fine but the clarity is murky as heck. Blech!

803. Face it, wonder mutt, you're too late.

804. Your boy's getting hitched. And that means...

805. Bye-bye, dog.

806. But don't worry, if Superman doesn't have room in his life for you anymore,

807. I'm sure you can crash at the hall of justice.

808. Whoa!

809. Wow! She threw that dog real far.

810. You know what's funny? For a minute, I was worried

811. when I saw that the orange kryptonite gave you powers,

812. but then I remembered, you're you.

813. Come on, let's go, little piggies.

814. What did I tell you? Isn't this better than Spanish class?

815. Si.

816. The pig without hair is crazy.

817. Hey, Lois Lane.

818. Always nice to see ya.

819. Talk, Lex. I know you're behind this.

820. Impressive destruction, but not my work.

821. Your name is literally on the monster.

822. Looks like one of my little babies is all grown up.

823. That's creepy.

824. Spill it, Lex. What have you done with Superman?

825. Wherever Superman is, it's got nothing to do with me,

826. or my company, lexcorp international.

827. Hey! Stop chewing on that batarang.

828. Bruce Wayne paid a lot of money for that,

829. and then gave it to me as a present.

830. Vic, can you override their defenses?

831. I can't do anything while they got me stuck in airplane mode.

832. All those protocols for an alien invasion,

833. nothing for little furballs.

834. These quadrupedal land maniacs have made a giant mistake,

835. messing with the king of... oh, whoa.

836. Hey, hold on. Is that fish food? Mmm...

837. Aw, someone was hungy.

838. Lex Luthor denies involvement, but is quote "team bad guy."

839. Luckily, Superman's dog is on our team.

840. Krypto?

841. Of course, Superman's dog he makes out with. He'll save us.

842. No.

843. He doesn't have his powers.

844. But those other animals do.

845. And like, can't krypto work with them to save Metropolis?

846. Yeah, about that.

847. He's not the greatest with other animals.

848. He better get it together soon,

849. or those ferrets are gonna take over the world.

850. Is he okay?

851. Looks like he's still breathing.

852. Yep. He's alive.

853. Pay up, dog.

854. You bet on if I was alive?

855. Nope. I bet on if you were dead.

856. I bet you were horribly maimed.

857. - Hey! - What a fun game.

858. So, what is this place anyway? Is this some type of fancy dmv?

859. Are you kidding? It's the hall of justice.

860. This is where the justice league hangs out.

861. I bet they're all super tight buds,

862. and they, like, try on each other's clothes

863. and then they eat really fun snacks,

864. and then they probably tell each other everything.

865. Yeah. Everything.

866. He seems sad and defeated.

867. So, it is a dmv.

868. Aye, maybe one of us should go talk to him.

869. Not it.

870. Ace, you always know what to say.

871. Watch out for the...

872. Invisible jet.

873. I just want to be alone.

874. This is the best place to watch the sunset.

875. You wanna be alone, why don't you go some place uglier?

876. Besides, don't you wanna save your Superman?

877. Of course I do.

878. He's my best friend.

879. At least I thought he was.

880. Things are changing so fast

881. he didn't even tell me he was getting married.

882. That's what's got your leash all twisted, huh?

883. Yeah, well, people are complicated.

884. How would you know?

885. Nah, forget it.

886. You had an owner.

887. Right. That's your business.

888. I am not gonna pry.

889. Was he nice?

890. They.

891. My owner was a family.

892. We all come from somewhere

893. even when you know where

894. A mom...

895. A dad...

896. And her.

897. You can count on me

898. and I can count on you

899. that's what friends do

900. life can be a long maze

901. filled with good and bad days

902. walls can make you feel safe

903. but they'll block the view

904. you can count on me

905. and I can count on you

906. that's what friends do

907. You'll see, that when your heart feels hollow

908. that only means there's room

909. to dream a different dream

910. so set it free and smile through the sorrow

911. you'll be the brightest light this world has ever seen

912. ace, what you did for that little girl...

913. Nah. It was nothin'.

914. I just did what any dog would do.

915. And they just gave you away?

916. I don't blame them.

917. They were just protecting their kid.

918. But you saved her.

919. And I'd do it again.

920. Worst day of my life, but I wouldn't change a thing about it.

921. Why not?

922. Well, when you love somebody,

923. and I mean, you really love them,

924. you gotta be willing to do anything for 'em.

925. Even if that means letting them go.

926. Even if it hurts?

927. Especially then.

928. You know what they say about dogs, don't you?

929. Never feed us chocolate.

930. We love unconditionally.

931. Excuse me, sir.

932. Aye, I am really bad at this.

933. That's just because you're still learning your powers.

934. Every hero struggles like this.

935. Until they have their training montage.

936. ['The final countdown" playing!

937. It's the final...

938. Whoo-hoo!

939. They're gonna need a longer montage.

940. Those guys, well, they suck visibly.

941. Yes, I can agree with you there,

942. but they're stronger than you think.

943. Pb just needs to love herself

944. as much as she loves everyone else.

945. Chip needs to feel safe.

946. And merton...

947. Merton needs leafy Greens.

948. You really know them, huh?

949. It's called listenin'.

950. You learn a lot about someone when you're locked up with them forever.

951. Wait a minute.

952. Lulu was in the shelter with you, too.

953. What did you learn about her?

954. All that Guinea pig ever talked about was world domination,

955. and some bald dude with nice hands.

956. Lex.

957. Of course. Stryker's island.

958. She must be going there to spring him.

959. Not if we get there first. Come on!

960. Watch out for the...

961. Invisible jet. Yep.

962. Maybe put up a sign.

963. Or rope it off.

964. Maybe some cones.

965. Intruders. Intruders.

966. Adorable intruders.

967. They are so cute.

968. No. That's my robot brother.

969. This is it.

970. Finally, the two great minds of our generation, back together.

971. Your pet is coming for you, Lexi.

972. Yeah!

973. Oh, no! Oh, gosh!

974. Cheese and crackers!

975. Oh, my gosh. Wonder woman has sat, like, right where I'm sitting.

976. Actually, I feel like I am her,

977. because I'm just, like, in her stance, I'm in her seat.

978. And there's a peanut wedged in the crack of the seat.

979. And now I'm eating her peanut.

980. More importantly, can a dog fly a plane?

981. Of course. I can fly. This can fly.

982. It'll be just like riding a bike.

983. Do you know how to ride a bike?

984. No, I know how to fly.

985. - Hmm. - Relax, we'll be fine.

986. Stop saying that!

987. We're never fine!

988. Who shot us down?

989. Wonder woman's invisible jet is invisible.

990. It's really more transparent.

991. Whiskers?

992. Out of the way, cat child.

993. We have to get to stryker's.

994. Sorry, I can't do that.

995. Lulu saved my life.

996. Now, I must take yours.

997. Goodbye.

998. Whoa!

999. La di da di da

1000. In here.

1001. Okay. Everybody stay quiet.

1002. Uh-oh.

1003. - What "oh"? - I'm gonna...

1004. No, never mind.

1005. No, wait, never mind.

1006. Never mind, never mind.

1007. What's happening, handsome?

1008. Come on, we're both grown-ups.

1009. Don't leave me hanging, okay?

1010. {933931

1011. She's going to see us.

1012. Pb, I'm gonna need you to get a little smaller.

1013. I know, I just can't control it.

1014. Even with powers, I'm nothing like wonder woman.

1015. One, two, kitty's coming for you.

1016. Pb, there's something you should know about wonder woman.

1017. Praise be her name.

1018. Diana is fiercely independent, completely her own woman.

1019. And if you really wanna be like her, you'll be yourself.

1020. I'm gonna rip you limb from limb.

1021. Okay, chip, time to light that kitty up.

1022. But what if the demonic laser gato devours me?

1023. Or all of us?

1024. Or she only spares me, and I forever carry the guilt of survival?

1025. Chip, we all go to dark places.

1026. I thought about throwing Lois Lane in the ocean.

1027. But you can't spend the rest of your life

1028. stuck in your own head.

1029. You're right.

1030. It is really scary in here.

1031. Okay. You can do this, chip.

1032. Get out of your head!

1033. All right, let's get to the bottom of merton.

1034. It all started in central city, 1854.

1035. I'm just a sweet little purr-purr baby.

1036. Why won't you play with me?

1037. And I had a whole period in the '60s

1038. where I was basically a full-time alchemist.

1039. Merton, we don't have time.

1040. Here.

1041. Try these.

1042. Whoa! None of you are turtles!

1043. This explains so much!

1044. Super-pets, come out to play.

1045. That monster is lucky I don't have my heat vision.

1046. Good thing you've got something better.

1047. What's that?

1048. Us, you idiot.

1049. Okay, pack. I have a plan.

1050. See you in heck.

1051. What's the matter?

1052. Cat got your tongue?

1053. Now!

1054. Boom-boom-boom. Here I go.

1055. Mrs. Fast pants.

1056. Meow, meow, buh-bye.

1057. Uh-oh.

1058. I still have eight more lives.

1059. Come on.

1060. How fun was that?

1061. A missile was shot into my chest!

1062. That's one way to put it.

1063. There's no other way to put it.

1064. A missile was just shot into my chest.

1065. The threat was neutered, thanks to krypto and friends.

1066. This is amazing!

1067. Yes! Humanity is saved.

1068. My baby made friends.

1069. If you all had pets, you'd understand.

1070. You know, I had a cheetah once, but she ate my landlord.

1071. And tore up my couch.

1072. Man, I loved that couch.

1073. On the planet oa, I thought I had a pet raccoon,

1074. but he thought we were dating.

1075. All the creatures of the sea are my friends.

1076. Except for that one eel who knows what he did.

1077. Yeah, I'm not really an animal guy.

1078. Oh. Are you allergic or...

1079. As a child, I fell into a well filled with bats.

1080. I can still hear the screams as their dark wings flapped around me,

1081. scratching my chubby, childish flesh.

1082. I'm tormented every waking moment.

1083. I really think a pet would be good for you.

1084. I got Lulu's scent.

1085. She's this way.

1086. Well, look at you being a dog.

1087. Also, the prisoners had egg salad for lunch,

1088. and down that hall...

1089. Dang, I think a robot guard got his heart broken.

1090. Dolores.

1091. I'll admit, sometimes it can be a little too specific.

1092. Lex!

1093. I'm here!

1094. We're finally reunited.

1095. Halt.

1096. Ah, the student returns to the teacher.

1097. Oh, good. Your marmot baby.

1098. Shove it.

1099. I'm his favorite henchman, not you, you piece of...

1100. Now, I have a present for you.

1101. Um... it's not here, but I have pictures of it.

1102. Losenloser

1103. look at all their dumb outfits.

1104. Oh. My evil plan to take out the justice league.

1105. Wow! You really did study.

1106. Ooh! And wait until you see this.

1107. Okay, I don't know how that got in there.

1108. No one wants that, right?

1109. Well, clearly, I've been hacked.

1110. Okay, let's get you out of here.

1111. Oh, I can't believe this is finally happening.

1112. I can't believe this is actually happening.

1113. This ends now, rodent.

1114. You were just defeated by...

1115. Let me remember it.

1116. The league of super-pets.

1117. Brring, brring. Hello, who's there?

1118. The league of super-pets.

1119. Give it up, Lulu. It's over.

1120. You idiots. You're actually getting the hang of this.

1121. I'm toast. I'm a goner.

1122. Not.

1123. One more step and the puppy gets it.

1124. Unless your friends walk into those cells over there.

1125. Ace, attack. I'll be fine.

1126. You'll be a pancake.

1127. Okay, I'm gonna count to three,

1128. and I'll start at two 'cause I'm evil.

1129. Two...

1130. All right, Lulu. You win.

1131. No! Don't listen to her.

1132. What choice do we have?

1133. Oh, I didn't know they were gonna be so sad.

1134. He doesn't wanna go in the cage,

1135. but he has to, to save the other one.

1136. Everyone is upset.

1137. The dogs are sad

1138. the turtle's sad

1139. and the squirrel is sad

1140. okay. Now then, where was I?

1141. Let me look at you, my pet.

1142. Oh, Lex.

1143. What the world needs now

1144. ls love, sweet love

1145. it's the only thing

1146. that there's just too little of

1147. Lex?

1148. Lex, what are you doing?

1149. We're a team.

1150. Lex, we were scientists together.

1151. No. Lex, what are you doing?

1152. I mean, come on.

1153. You didn't expect me to share credit with a rodent, did you?

1154. Lex!

1155. Oh. Little turn of events!

1156. The Guinea pig is sad

1157. Lulu, I know you're hurting, but join our pack.

1158. Hold up, wait! For real?

1159. She left us to die in a fire, remember?

1160. Yeah, but if we work together, we can get outta here and save Superman.

1161. Huh, you truly love him.

1162. Of course I do.

1163. You're a fool.

1164. He'll only break your heart.

1165. Luckily, I'm going to do you a favor,

1166. and destroy him before he gets the chance.

1167. What are you talking about?

1168. Oh, did I forget to mention my evil plan's grand finale?

1169. In 28 minutes, the entire justice league is gonna go kaboom.

1170. If I can't have my guy, then you can't have yours.

1171. No. I won't let you hurt him.

1172. Just one question,

1173. how are you gonna stop me when you're trapped in a cage?

1174. You're trapped, too, genius.

1175. Yes, I know. But just like at the shelter,

1176. I always have an exit strategy.

1177. Hey, girl.

1178. Dish, queen. How'd it go with Lex?

1179. Okay, I feel like I can say this now, I never liked him.

1180. Lex will pay for what he's done.

1181. Right alongside the justice league.

1182. You won't get away with this.

1183. I say this with love.

1184. You are all losers.

1185. You've always been losers,

1186. and you'll continue to be losers until the end of your loser lives.

1187. Oh, and krypto...

1188. I'll be sure to say goodbye to Superman for you.

1189. Well, well, well.

1190. If it isn't the justice league,

1191. captured by me, entirely on my own.

1192. The Guinea pig did literally everything.

1193. Yes, gotta admit, doesn't feel great.

1194. But it's all worth it.

1195. Because you chumps are going down for good.

1196. It's no use.

1197. These cells were designed to keep anyone with powers from escaping.

1198. You'd have to be as strong as Superman to get out.

1199. Well, we can't just give up.

1200. There's a difference between giving up and knowing when it's over.

1201. Mmm-mmm. No way. Not for superheroes.

1202. I'm not a superhero.

1203. I'm not even a good dog.

1204. When I was a puppy, I promised I'd watch over Superman.

1205. And I failed.

1206. All because I was jealous of Lois.

1207. Who wouldn't be? Have you seen those bangs?

1208. Ba-bang!

1209. Superman was my only friend,

1210. and I was afraid to lose that.

1211. But you can't blame yourself.

1212. I'm the only one to blame.

1213. If I really was his friend,

1214. I'd have been there for him no matter what.

1215. My father was right.

1216. My problem is me.

1217. I'm sorry.

1218. Nah, man, you're good.

1219. You're just finally being real with yourself.

1220. You can't have justice without truth.

1221. Thanks, ace.

1222. But it's too late.

1223. Are you sure about that, perrito?

1224. What do you mean?

1225. You're flying.

1226. What?

1227. My powers.

1228. I'm back!

1229. The kryptonite has left the dog.

1230. That does smell like sandalwood.

1231. All right, time to save the justice league.

1232. Let's crack some skulls.

1233. No, you've done enough.

1234. Um... say what now?

1235. I started this with one best friend to save,

1236. and now I have four more.

1237. Aw. He means us.

1238. I can't let you keep risking your lives for my mistake.

1239. But don't worry, when this is over, I'm still taking you all to that farm.

1240. Pup, up and away!

1241. You believe that dog?

1242. Has an emotional breakthrough, gets his powers back, and then bounces.

1243. - I thought it was sweet. - Me, too.

1244. I'm medium on it, you know, if I'm honest.

1245. Time for the death of Superman.

1246. I'm not so sure about that.

1247. Ugh! This guy again?

1248. Uh...

1249. Any last words?

1250. Mmm! I love saying that.

1251. Any last words?

1252. Ooh, it is fun.

1253. Hey. You liked my iittlejoke?

1254. Lockin' you up in the cell.

1255. That was funny, right? Right?

1256. No, hey, come on, it's me. Papa Lex.

1257. No, hey... what? Come on!

1258. Yeah, I don't get paid enough for this, no.

1259. Lock the gates.

1260. Ew, I can't wait that long.

1261. Let's do it now. I want to do it now.

1262. Are you sure about this?

1263. I mean, the kidnapping we could get behind.

1264. We liked the kidnapping,

1265. but if you do this, they'll die.

1266. That's the point.

1267. What did you think we were doing?

1268. Mark, Keith, suffer.

1269. Stand down.

1270. Okay, krypto, you are definitely stalking me now.

1271. I'm, like, creeped out.

1272. Bye.

1273. Fly over there.

1274. You mean, toward the murder rodent?

1275. Where is Superman?

1276. You're too late.

1277. I'm sending him back to the place from whence he came from.

1278. Boop!

1279. What's going on?

1280. Yeah, funny story.

1281. I turned my office into a rocket ship.

1282. All billionaires have 'em.

1283. It's true.

1284. Krypto, there's a bomb on the rocket.

1285. When it leaves earth's atmosphere,

1286. it'll implode.

1287. We're just coughing. Go!

1288. I'm coming for you, Superman.

1289. Uh-uh-uh. Not so fast.

1290. {933931 who gets to live, doggy?

1291. The man you love, or the woman he does?

1292. You can't save them both on your own.

1293. What's up, dog?

1294. Ugh! What is this? Paw patrol?

1295. I thought I told you guys to stay put.

1296. When do we ever listen to you?

1297. Boo! I'm bored!

1298. Let's get to the fiery crash.

1299. You save Superman.

1300. - From a rocket? - I trust you.

1301. Okay, but from a rocket, though?

1302. Hop on, y'all.

1303. Because this pig right here is about to go ham.

1304. Whoa!

1305. That thing took our Superman.

1306. She's goin' down.

1307. Merton, hit it.

1308. Ay!

1309. It's over, hamster.

1310. Hamster?

1311. A hamster is just a dollar store gerbil.

1312. A hamster is a chipmunk with nothing interesting going on fur-wise.

1313. You're up, kid. Open it like a can of tuna.

1314. Well, I loosened it for you.

1315. Man, I hate bein' invulnerable.

1316. Here we go. This is gonna hurt tomorrow.

1317. Why couldn't I have been stretchy?

1318. Or, like, gotten a magic hammer or something.

1319. Face it

1320. - it's over. - Huh?

1321. Your Superman is no more,

1322. and now his precious little dog is about to...

1323. What? What is it?

1324. Do I have something on my face?

1325. Do I have a pimple? Is it wet? Is it ready?

1326. Should I pop it?

1327. Hey, guys. Big fan.

1328. Um, you all see the giant pig too, right?

1329. No. How did they...

1330. You forgot one thing, Lulu.

1331. Unlike you, I have friends.

1332. You're right, you do have friends.

1333. But not for long.

1334. Kneel before Lulu.

1335. Oh, come on.

1336. I said, kneel!

1337. Try to keep up, turtle.

1338. Okay.

1339. Porcine creature, follow my lead.

1340. Batman works alone.

1341. Except for Robin, and Alfred,

1342. commissioner Gordon,

1343. Don't mess up my half-fro!

1344. I am aquaman.

1345. Get it, squirrel!

1346. Justice league,

1347. bat girl, bat woman,

1348. my it crew,

1349. whoever Morgan Freeman played...

1350. Ah, what the heck.

1351. Watch, you pathetic pooch, as I destroy everyone you care for.

1352. And there's nothing in the world you can do to stop me.

1353. You're right, Lulu, there's nothing I can do in this world to stop you.

1354. What are you talking about, man?

1355. And why was your syntax so oddly structured in that sentence?

1356. Keep an eye on supes for me.

1357. Where's he going?

1358. No. Not the solar paw punch.

1359. The juice box thing?

1360. But that'll kill him.

1361. Krypto, no.

1362. You were right, ace.

1363. Whoa, whoa!

1364. I am a few guineas short of a pig.

1365. Ha!

1366. Well, when you love somebody,

1367. and I mean, you really love them,

1368. you gotta be willing to do anything for 'em.

1369. Even if it hurts?

1370. Especially then.

1371. Man, it sucks being a canine shield.

1372. I think my teeth are still glowing.

1373. You saved my life, man.

1374. Well, you were in the middle of saving ours.

1375. You know what they say about dogs.

1376. So, something did get through that super skull of yours.

1377. Don't make me take it back.

1378. - Bum, bum, bum. - Bye.

1379. What? What have you done to me?

1380. I'm in hot dog water, aren't I?

1381. Yeah!

1382. Oh, thank goodness you're okay.

1383. I'm happy for you, buddy.

1384. You know krypto rescued me?

1385. I know the feeling.

1386. He rescued me a long time ago.

1387. He's a good dog.

1388. Come here, boy.

1389. Hey.

1390. I'm sorry, krypto.

1391. You know you'll always be my best friend.

1392. And nothing can ever change that.

1393. Oh, one more thing.

1394. Oh.

1395. Wow, look at that. I did have this whole thing planned, but...

1396. Oh, no, please, this is exactly how I always pictured it.

1397. Giant evil Guinea pig. This was on my vision board.

1398. Really.

1399. You wanna keep going?

1400. Yes, I would. Thank you.

1401. Lois joanne Lane,

1402. make me the happiest Superman in the universe.

1403. - Will you... - Yeah, okay!

1404. Prenup.

1405. Whoa!

1406. Squeezy Bruce!

1407. That better be a licensed toy, or I will freak out.

1408. Whoa.

1409. Hey, don't worry. I got you.

1410. Okay, what's happening?

1411. Wow, this is so weird.

1412. Ah... so beautiful!

1413. High-fiving so slow when we're both really fast. Huh.

1414. Princess Diana of Themyscira,

1415. I humbly present myself, super hog,

1416. still brainstorming, to you.

1417. You will be a mighty warrior.

1418. And cuddle buddy.

1419. Woe is me.

1420. No one cares about the water guy.

1421. This water guy does.

1422. Hey, my name's Keith.

1423. Aw, little piggy kisses.

1424. Hey, smokey.

1425. You're looking a little burnt out.

1426. Need a light?

1427. Oh, look at me!

1428. - Aw, come here. - I'm Mark. And your name?

1429. So, you are a dog.

1430. I am the Batman.

1431. Sorry, I'm not really great with animals.

1432. Yeah, I'm not really great with people.

1433. Probably because of my traumatic puppy hood.

1434. As a child, my family was taken from me.

1435. As a puppy, I was taken from my family.

1436. So, I've steeled myself.

1437. My emotions, always in check.

1438. No one ever getting past my impenetrable defenses.

1439. Ah, what the heck?

1440. Good boy.

1441. Okay, the Batman loves you, too.

1442. Oh. Hey, pops.

1443. Yes, it is I, dog-El.

1444. Never eat chocolate.

1445. That dog in the mirror is you.

1446. Fireworks suck!

1447. Tell Gail I said hey!

1448. Looks like you worked everything out with Superman.

1449. Thanks to your advice, I made some new friends, too.

1450. And now I've gotta bring them to Smallville.

1451. I promised them that it would be their new...

1452. Home.

1453. Hey, chip-tonite, how's it going with Jessica?

1454. We're getting pretty close as person and pet.

1455. She even put a ring on it.

1456. Nice costume game, pb.

1457. Thanks! It even has magnets.

1458. How long is this gonna take?

1459. I got a hot date with two firemen's helmets.

1460. Spoiler alert, they're twins.

1461. You're late.

1462. Sorry, me and the dark knight were playing a little bit of fetch.

1463. Have you met chewperman?

1464. So disrespectful.

1465. Y'all started it.

1466. So, what's the mission?

1467. We can answer that.

1468. Okay, our intel indicates a dog has been mutated.

1469. This could be dangerous.

1470. We have to stop him.

1471. Tighten your collars.

1472. We've got work to do.

1473. I ate the fed ex guy.

1474. Hey, I know that dog.

1475. He's giant and blue and about to crush us.

1476. Can't crush what we have. Say it back.

1477. Come on. Come on.

1478. Can't crush what we have.

1479. Super-pets, activate!

1480. Hello?

1481. Excuse me. It's me.

1482. Are any adorable animals going to let me out?

1483. Maybe a cat? How 'bout a cat?

1484. Nope.

1485. I always knew this is how it would end for me.

1486. I always knew this is how it would end for me.

1487. Oh. It's you. Hi.

1488. Let's be honest.

1489. The two of us are the real brains behind this operation.

1490. Forget Lex.

1491. We should team up.

1492. So, what do you say?

1493. You wanna come live in a studio apartment?

1494. Like, with you?

1495. Like, pet-owner situation? Let me think.

1496. Yes, yes! The answer is yes!

1497. So, just something to know about me.

1498. I'm passionate about world domination,

1499. and my nails need to be trimmed twice a month.

1500. Fetch!

1501. That's my toy.

1502. Then, why is it in my mouth?

1503. Superman.

1504. Black Adam.

1505. Your owner's a hero, too?

1506. Antihero.

1507. It's basically exactly like a regular hero except way cooler.

1508. You make up your own rules, and then you break them.

1509. Also, you can ignore most moral and ethical conventions

1510. because no one can stop you.

1511. Yeah, that sounds a lot like a villain.

1512. Antihero.

1513. If he's anti a hero, then isn't he a villain?

1514. Admit he's an antihero or black Adam will destroy you.

1515. Very villain thing to do.

1516. It's a fine line, not gonna lie.

1517. Well, whatever he is, I bet he can't fly to pluto.

1518. Oh, yeah? Watch him.

1519. My toy.