1. by 2Pac & Dr. Dre playing]Copy !req
2. - Yeah.Copy !req
3. Who are you?Copy !req
4. What are you doing in my room?Copy !req
5. Where's Michael?Copy !req
6. - Ah!Copy !req
7. - Huh?Copy !req
8. - Ah!Copy !req
9. Ah!Copy !req
10. You missed!Copy !req
11. Come on!Copy !req
12. This old bitch.Copy !req
13. Shit.Copy !req
14. Works every time.Copy !req
15. With your old ass.Copy !req
16. When was the last time
you been to the dentist, huh?Copy !req
17. Money.Copy !req
18. by Ice Cube playing]Copy !req
19. Do you know what the definition
of insanity is, Sasha?Copy !req
20. Doing the same thing over and over
and expecting a different result.Copy !req
21. You cling to the old ways
like a tick on a dog's ass.Copy !req
22. And look at where that's gotten us.Copy !req
23. You've made your point.Copy !req
24. I accept your terms.Copy !req
25. I think we're a little
beyond that now, don't you?Copy !req
26. I made a mistake.Copy !req
27. You want this? You have it.Copy !req
28. There you go again, lacking imagination.Copy !req
29. "You, our, yours."Copy !req
30. These are words of division, darling.Copy !req
31. And divided, we are vulnerable.Copy !req
32. But together?Copy !req
33. The sky is the limit.Copy !req
34. And why rent when you can own?Copy !req
35. No. No, no, no. No, no, no!Copy !req
36. No!Copy !req
37. We've got big plans
for the Valley, cabrón.Copy !req
38. Maybe we can dig you up in 100 yearsCopy !req
39. and show you
what we've done with the place.Copy !req
40. No, no. Please!Copy !req
41. No. No!Copy !req
42. Hey, Bud. Nice look.Copy !req
43. …everything, the package isn't here.
Bud, I need your rent.Copy !req
44. So I'll look again…Copy !req
45. Oh shit!Copy !req
46. I'm calling because your husband
is late again picking up Paige.Copy !req
47. Do you have an ETA
of when we should expect him?Copy !req
48. All right, but this is
the third time this week that he's late.Copy !req
49. I shouldn't have to remind you that…Copy !req
50. - Just a sec. He's pulling up.Copy !req
51. Paige!Copy !req
52. - Hey, Daddy!
- Come on, baby!Copy !req
53. Well, what up?Copy !req
54. - Who's your favorite daddy?
- You.Copy !req
55. I'm your only daddy, I hope. What's up?Copy !req
56. - You're late, you know?
- What?Copy !req
57. - Are you serious?
- Yeah.Copy !req
58. You know why I'm late? 'Cause this job.Copy !req
59. - Work is dumb.
- Oh, well, yes, it is.Copy !req
60. And what do you have in your hand? Oh…Copy !req
61. - A little something.
- Shaboom! I love that.Copy !req
62. - How about this? Hmm?Copy !req
63. - All right.
- Can we go to Yogurtworld?Copy !req
64. Yogurtworld. Oh, Pickle, I don't know.Copy !req
65. Your mom is already upset
because we're late.Copy !req
66. Whose fault is that?Copy !req
67. Harsh.Copy !req
68. But true. Roll the dice.Copy !req
69. - And we gonna roll out. Here we go.Copy !req
70. Hands in the air!Copy !req
71. We taking off.Copy !req
72. Yogurtworld, we're on the way.Copy !req
73. Yogurtworld!Copy !req
74. I'm gonna get strawberry.
There it is.Copy !req
75. Daddy's getting… strawberry.Copy !req
76. Pow.Copy !req
77. Wow. Mmm.Copy !req
78. Boom! Got it.Copy !req
79. - Boom!
- Yeah. Boom.Copy !req
80. Got it.Copy !req
81. Got it.Copy !req
82. You got it.Copy !req
83. You're so weird.Copy !req
84. If you only knew. All right, come on.Copy !req
85. Excuse me, do you guys have
any Black History Month discounts?Copy !req
86. Home sweet home.Copy !req
87. Home sweet…Copy !req
88. - We home!Copy !req
89. You're late.Copy !req
90. - Hey.
- Hi.Copy !req
91. We went to Yogurtworld.Copy !req
92. Oh! Did you?Copy !req
93. Snitches get stitches.
We were gonna keep that between us.Copy !req
94. Sorry.Copy !req
95. It's all good. Gimme five on your way up.Copy !req
96. - Whoo!
- Nothing can stop you. All the way up.Copy !req
97. Making a ten-year-old
a part of your lies now. Charming.Copy !req
98. She told me that she liked
hanging out with her old man. I was like…Copy !req
99. Oh, she wanted to hang out with you.Copy !req
100. See, that's something she coulda done
if you'd taken her to school like I asked.Copy !req
101. Well, I told you I had to go, and—Copy !req
102. That pool cleaning appointment
this morning?Copy !req
103. - Exactly.
- Right.Copy !req
104. Whose house was it?Copy !req
105. It was Mrs… uh… Mrs. Jones' house.Copy !req
106. Where's she live?Copy !req
107. She, uh…Copy !req
108. With Mr. Jones. That's exactly…Copy !req
109. - Right over there on Mr. Jones Way.
- Oh my God. Bud.Copy !req
110. We'd get much further
if you'd be straight with me.Copy !req
111. - I am being straight.
- You're not.Copy !req
112. I am being straight, but the question is,
what is that sponge doing on the ground?Copy !req
113. And this? What is all this?Copy !req
114. I am fixing the broken tile.Copy !req
115. Mm-hmm. I see that. And why?Copy !req
116. Uh, what does it matter?Copy !req
117. - You don't live here anymore.
- Wow, that's what we doing?Copy !req
118. What I was gonna tell you
is that this tile goes…Copy !req
119. Joss, what's this? This a new door?Copy !req
120. Uh…Copy !req
121. A door with five locks doesn't exactlyCopy !req
122. send the right impression
to potential buyers.Copy !req
123. Buyers? Buyers?
What are you talking about, Joss?Copy !req
124. I didn't want to tell you this way, but…Copy !req
125. I'm thinking about selling the house
and taking my mom up on her offer.Copy !req
126. You and your momma.Copy !req
127. Florida?Copy !req
128. What are you talking about?
You can't move to Florida.Copy !req
129. All her friends are here.
I'm here. Her world is here.Copy !req
130. She needs stability.Copy !req
131. She has stability.
She got you. She got me.Copy !req
132. She got Yogurtworld.
Ain't no Yogurtworld in Florida!Copy !req
133. Yeah, and she also has a schoolCopy !req
134. that she's not gonna be able to go to
unless we pay tuition by Monday.Copy !req
135. Then let's pay the tu… Mon—Copy !req
136. Monday? Monday, like in seven days?Copy !req
137. Yeah, which you would know
if you had checked your voice mails.Copy !req
138. Is that the stability you talk about?Copy !req
139. - How much is it?
- Five grand.Copy !req
140. Five thousand dollars for a child?Copy !req
141. Mm-hmm. And she needs braces.Copy !req
142. - What's wrong?
- Her teeth are jacked up.Copy !req
143. She always says she likes her teeth
'cause they look like my teeth.Copy !req
144. That's my point.Copy !req
145. Okay. Well, how much are braces?
What? Five, six hundred dollars?Copy !req
146. - Without insurance, try six grand.
- Six grand?Copy !req
147. But I did find a guy who quoted me $4,800.Copy !req
148. - I know we done been through a whole lot.
- Yeah.Copy !req
149. Just, please, don't take my daughter away.Copy !req
150. Till Monday. Just give me till Monday.Copy !req
151. Ten grand. Tuition, teeth, everything.Copy !req
152. Okay, fine. I will give you till Monday.Copy !req
153. Come on, hug me.Copy !req
154. - Hug me.
- I'm hugging you.Copy !req
155. - Stop listening to your mom. She drinks.
- What?Copy !req
156. - Uh, Bud.
- What?Copy !req
157. I have one more question.Copy !req
158. Paige said that there's
a porn star living in your building?Copy !req
159. How does she even know
what a porn star is?Copy !req
160. It's the Valley, Joss.
They live amongst us.Copy !req
161. Fellas. 'Sup, baby?Copy !req
162. Who's thirsty? Hmm?Copy !req
163. Business is booming, I see.Copy !req
164. What's up, Eddie? Oh!Copy !req
165. You always fast.Copy !req
166. Is Troy here?Copy !req
167. All right.Copy !req
168. - Troy!Copy !req
169. Decided to take me up on my offer?Copy !req
170. Not today, not tomorrow, not anytime.Copy !req
171. - Here, you thirsty?
- Ooh. Thank you!Copy !req
172. - Get some of that in you.
- Fifteen hundred is good money.Copy !req
173. Like I said, Troy,
Snake Eyes ain't for sale now.Copy !req
174. Everything's for sale.
You just have to be desperate enough.Copy !req
175. - So, what do you got for Troy?
- Desperate, huh?Copy !req
176. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
177. - That's what I got for Troy.Copy !req
178. Money. All right.Copy !req
179. Right there.Copy !req
180. - Ooh, nice.
- Count that.Copy !req
181. Let's see, uh…Copy !req
182. - Oh, this is a young male.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
183. Garden-variety, it's like Eastern…Copy !req
184. Hey, smoker…Copy !req
185. - Nasty habit, don't you think?
- Yeah.Copy !req
186. He would have died from smoking
if he wasn't dead already.Copy !req
187. Count the shit up.Copy !req
188. Let's check this out.
Uh, yeah, you see there?Copy !req
189. - Yeah, solid bloodline.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
190. Must've gotten here
through Mexico or something.Copy !req
191. - He fed recently, you see that?
- Yeah.Copy !req
192. Okay. Well, how much?Copy !req
193. Eight hundred? $800? A piece?Copy !req
194. No, both.Copy !req
195. Troy, what are you talking about?
Look at that again.Copy !req
196. - That's worth at least four grand.
- Down at the Union.Copy !req
197. - Why don't you try the Union?
- Come on.Copy !req
198. I can't go to the Union. You know that.Copy !req
199. Yeah, I'm sorry.
I… I forgot you can't go to the Union.Copy !req
200. - That's why you're coming to me. Huh?Copy !req
201. And I'm offering you 800 for both.Copy !req
202. All right, forget it.
Just check the Elder's.Copy !req
203. Elder?Copy !req
204. That's a different story. That's 20 grand.Copy !req
205. Boom. Perfect. Done.Copy !req
206. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
207. If she had been an Elder,Copy !req
208. which she's not.Copy !req
209. Check this out.Copy !req
210. A decade early
and a whole lot of dollars short,Copy !req
211. so I can give you like two grand for this.Copy !req
212. - Two thousand, Troy?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
213. Two thousand?Copy !req
214. Listen, I don't think you understand.
I need cash today.Copy !req
215. Then go and rob a bank or do something.
I'm a businessman!Copy !req
216. Forget the Elder's.
How about this? Silver.Copy !req
217. Hmm?Copy !req
218. Silver? This is…Copy !req
219. - Just gonna put that in your mouth, huh?
- This plated shit? Please, Bud.Copy !req
220. You wanna make a deal or not?Copy !req
221. Shit.Copy !req
222. Snake Eyes, 1,500.Copy !req
223. Ah, twelve.Copy !req
224. You said 1,500 when I walked in here.
It is 1,500.Copy !req
225. Before I knew you were desperate.Copy !req
226. That's everything I have.Copy !req
227. Well, I think you have something else.Copy !req
228. Are those Jordans?Copy !req
229. What size?Copy !req
230. Hey. Hey, Pickle. How you doing?Copy !req
231. Dad, are we moving?Copy !req
232. - Are we what?
- Are we moving?Copy !req
233. No. No. What makes you think that?Copy !req
234. Mom says I might have
to start a new school.Copy !req
235. That's what Mom says, huh?Copy !req
236. Well, you know Mom is a jokester,
and I love her to death, but…Copy !req
237. But we're not going anywhere.Copy !req
238. You're not going anywhere, okay?Copy !req
239. Okay, good. Thanks, Daddy.Copy !req
240. - I love you.
- I love you too!Copy !req
241. I need you, bro.Copy !req
242. We have already agreed
to take delivery of the productCopy !req
243. and to help with placement in Simi Valley.Copy !req
244. You had no authority to take out Sasha.Copy !req
245. I'm going to have to rethink our deal.Copy !req
246. Sasha is the past,
and I am the future.Copy !req
247. We already own the night,Copy !req
248. but my product
will allow us to seize the day.Copy !req
249. So here is your choice.Copy !req
250. You join me, and we take over the Valley,
or you can join him. Comprendes?Copy !req
251. My precious…Copy !req
252. It's just one man.Copy !req
253. I can still smell him.Copy !req
254. Find him.Copy !req
255. Big J, you ain't changed a bit, baby.
I see you. What's happening?Copy !req
256. You know me,
cutting necks and cashing checks.Copy !req
257. Yeah. Thanks for meeting me, man.Copy !req
258. Least I can do for the player that
snatched my ass out the sandbox twice.Copy !req
259. How's Seeger?Copy !req
260. Same.Copy !req
261. - Or worse.
- Damn.Copy !req
262. You think he'll listen?Copy !req
263. - Things have changed since you left.
- I ain't never left, Big J.Copy !req
264. Well, since you got
your ass kicked out the Union.Copy !req
265. Look here. I'm putting my name and my ass
on the line by vouching for you.Copy !req
266. Can you play this shit by the books?Copy !req
267. I got to. I got to get that Union card,
or I'm gonna lose my family.Copy !req
268. Look, I need ten large
in the next five days,Copy !req
269. or Joss is gonna take Paige
down to Florida.Copy !req
270. That's bad.Copy !req
271. The Union is the only place
gonna give me that kind of coin.Copy !req
272. - I got you. Lock and load.
- All right.Copy !req
273. She's done this before, man.
Pump faking, whatever.Copy !req
274. But right now, it seems like it's real.Copy !req
275. Hi, Momoko!Copy !req
276. How are you?Copy !req
277. Momoko.Copy !req
278. Yes?Copy !req
279. Pink penguin puffy pants.Copy !req
280. See you ain't missed a step, Big J.Copy !req
281. JJ Perry to the trade counter.Copy !req
282. - Wow.
- JJ Perry to the trade counter.Copy !req
283. I don't know how I feel about this.Copy !req
284. Things really done changed
around here, huh?Copy !req
285. Yeah, we ain't just 818 no more.
We done went international.Copy !req
286. Look, Paris even blowing up tonight.Copy !req
287. Hmm.Copy !req
288. Bet money's good out there.Copy !req
289. Let's go and get this thing over with.Copy !req
290. How's the shirt look?Copy !req
291. Stop being nervous, man.
Pull yourself together.Copy !req
292. Hey, Big John.Copy !req
293. Well, hello, sunshine.Copy !req
294. He's expecting you,
but he's in one of his moods today.Copy !req
295. I took this meeting
out of respect for you, Big John.Copy !req
296. God knows I wouldn't be
sitting here without your support.Copy !req
297. But, uh, I'm certain we all rememberCopy !req
298. that Mr. Jablonski's previous tenure
as a Union member was…Copy !req
299. chock-full of incidents.Copy !req
300. Let's just take a look.Copy !req
301. Northridge, 2014, violated code 103.Copy !req
302. Encino, 2015, fleshed out a nestCopy !req
303. while a child's birthday party
was unfolding next door,Copy !req
304. endangering civilians,
violating codes 921, 833, and 605,Copy !req
305. the worst of which was the failure
to notify law enforcement in due time.Copy !req
306. - That was a good bust. What happened was—
- And to top it all off…Copy !req
307. Canoga Park, 2017,Copy !req
308. violated code 101,
endangering a fellow Union member's life.Copy !req
309. Critical injury sustained.Copy !req
310. He already had g… gout. He had gout.Copy !req
311. Each of these incidents…
meriting a lifelong suspension.Copy !req
312. And yet, time and again,
you were given warnings.Copy !req
313. Why should I extend you
yet another lifeline?Copy !req
314. Ralph, let me be the first to tell you.Copy !req
315. - Bud here, he's a new man.
- Yeah.Copy !req
316. Is that right?Copy !req
317. Yes, sir. Absolutely. I'm a changed man.Copy !req
318. I've cut out, uh…Copy !req
319. pork and cartoons and minimal white women.Copy !req
320. Bud, I'm curious. Uh…Copy !req
321. If you were in my position,Copy !req
322. sitting across
from a man such as yourself,Copy !req
323. would you let you back in?Copy !req
324. If that person
that is in question admits faultCopy !req
325. and be apologetic, which I am, and,Copy !req
326. on top of that, I just…Copy !req
327. Look, Ralph…Copy !req
328. Mr. Seeger, I just…Copy !req
329. I really need to get out there.
I need to do good.Copy !req
330. I promise,
if you give me that opportunity,Copy !req
331. I'm not gonna mess it up.Copy !req
332. One last chance.Copy !req
333. Now that we, uh, got that part settled,Copy !req
334. I'm gonna go freshen up my coffee
and let you gentlemen cross those T's.Copy !req
335. That's a great guy. Great guy.Copy !req
336. Really appreciate this second chance.Copy !req
337. I don't know what the hell
that man sees in you, Jablonski.Copy !req
338. I mean, I know you served together,
but, frankly, I don't care.Copy !req
339. I've made it my life's work
keeping cowboys like you out of the Union,Copy !req
340. so I'll be watching you.Copy !req
341. Quite.Copy !req
342. Fill these out, all of them.Copy !req
343. Once you pay your initial dues,Copy !req
344. we'll get you started
on the health care plan.Copy !req
345. There's dental included, right?Copy !req
346. After a probationary period lasting…Copy !req
347. 30 days.Copy !req
348. Come on, man. Three days.Copy !req
349. Two weeks.Copy !req
350. - One.Copy !req
351. Fine.Copy !req
352. With a Union rep
accompanying him in the field.Copy !req
353. - Generous. Thank you.
- Great.Copy !req
354. All right. Thanks, and, uh…Copy !req
355. …I want the night shift.Copy !req
356. - Not on my life.
- Come on, Seeger.Copy !req
357. - That's where the big money is!
- No. Not a chance.Copy !req
358. Amount of shit
you stirred up working night shift,Copy !req
359. you expect me to let you
back out there where the sun don't shine?Copy !req
360. Fine.Copy !req
361. Day shift.Copy !req
362. Good. Anything else?Copy !req
363. No.Copy !req
364. Oh, yeah. I got some,
uh, teeth I need to sell.Copy !req
365. Go to the cage.Copy !req
366. Seeger, thank you kindly.Copy !req
367. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
368. And remember, Bud,Copy !req
369. one last strike.Copy !req
370. Is… Are you referring to bowling, because…Copy !req
371. - I'm saying there's a strike in bowl—
- You're back. That's all that matters.Copy !req
372. Carol.Copy !req
373. Carol, did you eat my yogurt again?Copy !req
374. I even wrote my name on the lid today,Copy !req
375. so you literally had to peel back
my name to get to the yogurt.Copy !req
376. Oh, what? You can't hear me?Copy !req
377. I'm gonna fart in my yogurt,
and you're gonna eat my fart.Copy !req
378. Next.Copy !req
379. Mr. Jablonski?Copy !req
380. Yeah. Teeth.Copy !req
381. So I look at it like this.
I get back out there, do what I gotta do,Copy !req
382. you know, for Mr. Mullet.Copy !req
383. This is chipped, female.Copy !req
384. Appears to be an almost Elder,
roughly 90 years old.Copy !req
385. Ninety? You probably need
to check that again.Copy !req
386. - You sure it's 90?
- I'm sure.Copy !req
387. Huh.Copy !req
388. Okay, whatever.Copy !req
389. Full price still, right?Copy !req
390. I'm sorry. Code 107 in the book
clearly states anything—Copy !req
391. Enough of the codes. It's fine.Copy !req
392. - That's the net for the teeth.
- Yeah, I'll come in… Hey!Copy !req
393. However, due to
the truncated processing time,Copy !req
394. Mr. Seeger would like me to inform you
we need your dues up front,Copy !req
395. which, of course, is $5,000.Copy !req
396. $5,000? I thought it was two?Copy !req
397. Those are 2017 rates, Mr. Jablonski.Copy !req
398. Then there is 15%
off the top of every fang,Copy !req
399. and we have to hold 50%
until we receive your paperwork.Copy !req
400. And, of course, $10
for your membership card,Copy !req
401. which gets you one free app
at Cheesecake Factory.Copy !req
402. - I don't like cheesecake.
- Do you have that?Copy !req
403. Why won't you take the $10 out of that?
Taking everything else.Copy !req
404. You don't have cash on you?
You really wanna make me split this?Copy !req
405. Okay, you are good to go.Copy !req
406. Am I?Copy !req
407. If you have any issues with this,Copy !req
408. Carol right here would be happy
to further assist you.Copy !req
409. Oh, great. I see you met your Union rep.Copy !req
410. Huh.Copy !req
411. What?Copy !req
412. Come on, Bud.Copy !req
413. Sir, please.Copy !req
414. That new girl's a smoke show.Copy !req
415. Right, but I'm begging you to reconsider.
I'm not meant for the field.Copy !req
416. I just bought an ergonomic chair
with my own money. I'm all in on the desk.Copy !req
417. That's why I need you out there with him.Copy !req
418. Right? Someone who knows
the codes to the letter.Copy !req
419. - Okay, but—
- Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
420. Do you wanna move up here?Copy !req
421. You gotta get your ass
out in the field. All right?Copy !req
422. Think about it this way,Copy !req
423. you're gonna be
my eyes and ears, my friend.Copy !req
424. - Right?
- Right—Copy !req
425. And the minute he messes up,
the minute he goes against code,Copy !req
426. you'll be there
reporting it back to me, right?Copy !req
427. The sooner he fucks up,Copy !req
428. the sooner
your sweet cheeks are in Carol's desk.Copy !req
429. You work out?Copy !req
430. - A little.
- Yeah, thought so.Copy !req
431. You're late.Copy !req
432. Close it.Copy !req
433. I was actually here an hour ago,
but you weren't,Copy !req
434. so I went to go get us breakfast.Copy !req
435. I got you an organic,
gluten-free, paleo bran muffin.Copy !req
436. Really? Thank you.Copy !req
437. - I was starving.
- That was a six-dollar muffin.Copy !req
438. - What do you have on?
- What?Copy !req
439. - What are you wearing?
- Just, like, normal clothes.Copy !req
440. The handbook says blend in on the hunt.
Be inconspicuous.Copy !req
441. You have on a suit.
How's that inconspicuous?Copy !req
442. You have on a suit.
We're in the Valley. In the summertime.Copy !req
443. - It's a summery suit.
- A summery suit?Copy !req
444. - Juniper green. Yes.
- What is juniper green?Copy !req
445. A hue of green I found to be complementary
against my skin tone.Copy !req
446. Whatever it is, don't wear it again.Copy !req
447. Look, I'll put myself together,
and we'll take off, all right?Copy !req
448. - Do you have somewhere I can hang this?
- Yep.Copy !req
449. Not there.Copy !req
450. I'll just… hold on to it.Copy !req
451. This ain't gonna last.Copy !req
452. Got enough weapons and ammo in here
to take down El Jefe, huh?Copy !req
453. What you know about El Jefe?Copy !req
454. Oh, come on.
Legendary 700-year-old European vampire.Copy !req
455. Some say he's
at the top of the LA drug trade,Copy !req
456. just waiting for his moment to reemerge.Copy !req
457. Fangs so sharp, with just one,
you could buy a mansion in Bel Air.Copy !req
458. Hmm.Copy !req
459. You sound like Big John.Copy !req
460. Whole lot of gibberish.
You know that's a crock of shit, right?Copy !req
461. I didn't take you for
an arts and crafts guy.Copy !req
462. - What are these all about?
- Wanna keep your hands off my shit?Copy !req
463. It's my trophy case.Copy !req
464. For each one that I kill, I, uh…Copy !req
465. They're already dead,
but you get my drift.Copy !req
466. 'Cause they're allergic to wood. Smart.Copy !req
467. They're allergic to wood,
but not just any wood. It's mpingo wood.Copy !req
468. The strongest African hardwood.
Not that Ikea shit.Copy !req
469. We mix it with the garlic.
The wooden bullets pierce the heart.Copy !req
470. - The silver—
- Silver to the throat. Right.Copy !req
471. Yeah. Cuts the head off… usually.Copy !req
472. Usually. Right, you are
referring to Uber Vamps,Copy !req
473. who have come back from decapitation.Copy !req
474. Not if you blast the heart with wood
before you cut their throats with silver.Copy !req
475. Mm-hmm. You also forgot to mention
that you can kill them by burning them.Copy !req
476. I didn't forget anything.
That's how I get my money.Copy !req
477. Why would I burn the fangs?
I don't do that.Copy !req
478. Listen, Guacamole Suit,Copy !req
479. right there on the shelf,
grab that for me.Copy !req
480. Get that, we'll take off.Copy !req
481. And remember, whatever you do, don't…Copy !req
482. drop my shit.Copy !req
483. So, uh, where we going?Copy !req
484. I'm going hunting. I don't know about you.Copy !req
485. Why you wearing the seat belt like that?Copy !req
486. Um, yeah,Copy !req
487. I mean, usually the seat belts aren't
like this complicated and heavy. But—Copy !req
488. It's not complicated.
It's just a seat belt. It protects you.Copy !req
489. Sure.Copy !req
490. Sure. It's still protecting me though.
If anything happened, it's just—Copy !req
491. See? It still catches me.Copy !req
492. I see.Copy !req
493. It's gonna be a long day.Copy !req
494. So, are you gonna tell me
what we're doing at an animal shelter?Copy !req
495. I'm gonna tell you shit.Copy !req
496. What you know about Juvies?Copy !req
497. Juvies or Juveniles, AKA Zombie Vamps,Copy !req
498. formed when an already young vamp
turns somebody else.Copy !req
499. Instead of the strength of a full vamp,Copy !req
500. they lack regenerative abilities
and appear more dead than alive.Copy !req
501. They can't process human blood yet,
so what do they do?Copy !req
502. - I'm aware.
- They feed off of small animals, rodents.Copy !req
503. So you've read the book?Copy !req
504. I don't have to read it. I'm out here.Copy !req
505. What do you know
about different species of vampires?Copy !req
506. I know there are five types.Copy !req
507. Southern, Eastern,
Spider, Uber, and Juvenile.Copy !req
508. They are largely solitary,
but when together, there is a hierarchy.Copy !req
509. They organize by age. What else?Copy !req
510. The sunlight is the only thing
they're scared of.Copy !req
511. They can't reproduce,
but they can turn people.Copy !req
512. Should I continue?Copy !req
513. - What about familiars?
- You think this guy's one of them?Copy !req
514. I don't know. You tell me.Copy !req
515. - Hmm?
- I think he fits the profile.Copy !req
516. - You think so?
- Absolutely.Copy !req
517. More powerful vamps
have more powerful familiars.Copy !req
518. And when it comes to Juvies,
a little kid like this,Copy !req
519. he's probably grabbing those cats for 'em,
try to get 'em turned.Copy !req
520. - Oh man.
- What?Copy !req
521. No, I'm just a big cat lover.
I got two of them myself.Copy !req
522. Oh. Okay.Copy !req
523. Well, that explains it.Copy !req
524. - Want to see a picture?
- No, I don't.Copy !req
525. Maybe later.Copy !req
526. All right. Here we go.Copy !req
527. There's his car.Copy !req
528. Canoga Bowl. Closed for 18 months.Copy !req
529. It's perfect.Copy !req
530. - Can I offer some advice?
- No.Copy !req
531. I mean, economically speaking,
why go after Juvies?Copy !req
532. Why not let them ripen,
come back when their teeth are valuable?Copy !req
533. I could come back in September,
but right now, I'm out of time.Copy !req
534. And beggars can't be choosers.Copy !req
535. Plus, you don't want
these things biting people, do you?Copy !req
536. Wait. Why don't you have time?Copy !req
537. - Why you ask me so many questions?
- I'm just—Copy !req
538. Just stay in the truck
and do your business.Copy !req
539. Stay in the truck? No, I have to be
with you at all times in the field.Copy !req
540. - Union rules.
- Other than keeping you alive,Copy !req
541. I don't give a shit about rules.Copy !req
542. No, no, you don't understand. All times.Copy !req
543. You're gonna stay in this car.
With that in mind, here.Copy !req
544. - What? No, I don't believe in guns.
- You don't believe in 'em?Copy !req
545. No, they're amoral.
They're killing machines.Copy !req
546. They're not for me.Copy !req
547. When I was a kid,
I tried shooting a squirrel with a BB gun,Copy !req
548. and I just couldn't. All right?Copy !req
549. I still have nightmares
where I can see his little faceCopy !req
550. making little squirrel noises,
and I still have nightmares about it.Copy !req
551. Made squirrel noises, huh?Copy !req
552. - What does a squirrel noise sound like?
- It's like…Copy !req
553. Whatever! I don't wanna talk about it.Copy !req
554. Stay in the truck.Copy !req
555. It's impossible.Copy !req
556. How the hell can you be here?Copy !req
557. It's daytime.Copy !req
558. You've been a bad boy, Troy.Copy !req
559. Did you know that a vampire
cannot live without its fangs?Copy !req
560. And yet, for whatever reason,
whatever cruel joke from the gods…Copy !req
561. they are the one thing
we cannot regenerate.Copy !req
562. Everything that makes a vampire a predatorCopy !req
563. is in its fangs.Copy !req
564. Each set is a life
that could have lived a thousand lives.Copy !req
565. Lives that you had a part in ending.Copy !req
566. Yet it wasn't always like this, you know?Copy !req
567. There was a time when you humans,
you worshiped us as gods.Copy !req
568. Right here in this valley, you built
temples of blood and bone to honor us.Copy !req
569. And then you turned on us.Copy !req
570. Well, guess what?Copy !req
571. I'm gonna take back what's ours,Copy !req
572. one property at a time.Copy !req
573. The way I see it,
you have two choices, two doors.Copy !req
574. One, you bend the knee
and join me in service, and you live.Copy !req
575. And two…Copy !req
576. you don't.Copy !req
577. All right.
So, what the hell do you want? Huh?Copy !req
578. Who brought you this tooth?Copy !req
579. A name.Copy !req
580. You're so full of shit, lady.Copy !req
581. You think you're a god?Copy !req
582. You're not gods. You're a big mistake.Copy !req
583. You're a genetic mutation
that would've died outCopy !req
584. if there hadn't been a stinking hole
for y'all to crawl into.Copy !req
585. Door number two it is.Copy !req
586. No. No!Copy !req
587. No!Copy !req
588. Time for the tooth fairy.Copy !req
589. - Ah!Copy !req
590. Hello, sir.Copy !req
591. How are we on this fine morning?Copy !req
592. Any violations to report?Copy !req
593. He is certainly heading that way,Copy !req
594. but nothing verified quite yet.Copy !req
595. Well, where is he now?Copy !req
596. He left me in the car
and went into a bowling alley.Copy !req
597. You didn't follow him?Copy !req
598. I thought he was gonna shoot me!
He's very difficult to reason with, sir.Copy !req
599. Kid! You want your promotion?Copy !req
600. You want Carol's desk?Copy !req
601. Then get off your ass,
get in there, and verify those violations.Copy !req
602. Ugh! Hair on your nipples!Copy !req
603. - Bud?
- Seth!Copy !req
604. - Seth!
- Shit.Copy !req
605. - Bud!
- Hurry up! Shoot it!Copy !req
606. I… I don't have my gun!Copy !req
607. - Give me my shotgun!Copy !req
608. I'm… I'm just an observer!Copy !req
609. Your gonna be hors d'œuvre
if you don't give me that gun!Copy !req
610. Shit! Shit! Shit!Copy !req
611. Whoa! I'm sorry!Copy !req
612. Next time I tell you, "Gimme that
goddamn gun," you gimme that goddamn gun!Copy !req
613. - Now duck!
- What?Copy !req
614. I said duck!Copy !req
615. You okay?Copy !req
616. Oh, jeez. That was horrible.Copy !req
617. These Juvie teeth ain't worth shit,
but get enough of 'em…Copy !req
618. It's a number game like you said.
Uh, you okay?Copy !req
619. What's going on?Copy !req
620. Oh, come on. No, no, I'm not okay.Copy !req
621. - All right? Look at me!
- What?Copy !req
622. Vampires just tried to kill me.Copy !req
623. You put a gun in my face,Copy !req
624. and now I just pissed
my favorite fucking suit!Copy !req
625. Hey, hey. Relax. You did good in there.Copy !req
626. You did good in there.Copy !req
627. Besides, everybody pisses themselves
the first time.Copy !req
628. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
629. - Did you?
- No, I… No, I didn't. But listen, you did.Copy !req
630. Here, dry your eyes. Dry your eyes, okay.Copy !req
631. You know what?Copy !req
632. Put it on me. My bad.
We bit off more than we could chew today.Copy !req
633. So why don't we go home, get some rest.Copy !req
634. In the morning,
we'll kick some motherfucking ass. Okay?Copy !req
635. - Okay.
- All right, come on.Copy !req
636. Let's get in the car.Copy !req
637. What the fuck is that?
What'd you eat today?Copy !req
638. You know what?Copy !req
639. Let's have you get in the back.Copy !req
640. Don't want you
to get that on my vintage seats.Copy !req
641. - What, are you serious?
- Damn right.Copy !req
642. Come on. Gotta move.Copy !req
643. Hang your leg out the back
so we can air dry.Copy !req
644. Hey. Hey!Copy !req
645. - You forgot your man-purse.
- Wait. That's expens—Copy !req
646. You gotta get some of this too.Copy !req
647. I'm sure you know, Mr. Union Man.
But when vamps are killed,Copy !req
648. they release a gas that gets on you
that other vamps can sniff out.Copy !req
649. So you gotta get all of that off.
Here, take this.Copy !req
650. It's my special blend,
like a little, uh, skunk musk, okay?Copy !req
651. - Now, get that on you, in the shower.
- Oh Jesus.Copy !req
652. On every inch of you, okay?Copy !req
653. Be extremely careful.
Don't get it in your eyes.Copy !req
654. And whatever you do,Copy !req
655. don't get it in your butthole.Copy !req
656. What happens in the butthole?Copy !req
657. I mean, it can't kill you, but…Copy !req
658. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
659. By the way, lock your doors,
don't come out after dark, and, uh…Copy !req
660. - Guess what?
- What?Copy !req
661. You're dried up.Copy !req
662. Oh!Copy !req
663. - Oh God. It's okay.
- I'm sorry about that.Copy !req
664. - No, no, me. I got it.
- It's okay.Copy !req
665. It's my fault.
I couldn't see over my baskets.Copy !req
666. I got it. This is a… You a… you a doctor?Copy !req
667. Uh, nurse, actually.Copy !req
668. Hope you don't think this is weird,
but you got a lot of scrubs.Copy !req
669. Yeah, I mean, I hate doing laundry,
so I kind of just kept buying new ones.Copy !req
670. - Got out of control.
- Okay.Copy !req
671. But, hey, new apartment.
Why not start off on the right foot?Copy !req
672. Yeah. Well, welcome to the building.
I'm right there in 20.Copy !req
673. - Oh! Well, I'm Heather. I'm in 19.
- Well, I'm Bud 20.Copy !req
674. Can you help me with that, actually?Copy !req
675. Oh. Yeah.Copy !req
676. - Thanks.
- Yeah, no problem.Copy !req
677. - You can just put that down anywhere.
- Sure. Okay.Copy !req
678. - See you've got a retro vibe poppin', huh?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
679. - Dig that.
- Thanks.Copy !req
680. I wish I had a beer
or something to offer you.Copy !req
681. Uh, a previous tenant left some ice cream
in the freezer, if you're interested.Copy !req
682. No, thanks. I'll take a rain check.Copy !req
683. - You sure?
- Yeah. Welcome to the building.Copy !req
684. Thank you.Copy !req
685. Feeling better?Copy !req
686. Not really.Copy !req
687. Got a little bit of that
yellow stuff in my butthole.Copy !req
688. It was so much worse
than what you even described.Copy !req
689. Bet it was.Copy !req
690. You looking for something?Copy !req
691. - Whoa. Hey, that's personal.
- No, no, no.Copy !req
692. "Violation code 101, terminated vamps
and didn't report to the Union."Copy !req
693. "Violation code 276, breaking and entering
without Union sanctions."Copy !req
694. - That did happen.
- Violation. Violation. Violation.Copy !req
695. Oh, look at this. "Needs to reimburse me
for six-dollar muffin"?Copy !req
696. It's a standard part of Union procedure.Copy !req
697. - I have to document everything.
- It's not.Copy !req
698. It's for Seeger to keep me out the Union.
Ain't that great?Copy !req
699. You almost got me killed yesterday.Copy !req
700. You almost got yourself killed yesterday.Copy !req
701. I told you stay your punk-ass in the car.
That's why I work by myself.Copy !req
702. Listen. What? You're gonna die
in the name of kissing your boss's ass?Copy !req
703. Well, he didn't give me a choice, okay?Copy !req
704. Listen to me, Mr. Union Fellow.Copy !req
705. I may not follow all the Union rules,
but let me tell you something.Copy !req
706. If we went by the book,
we'd both be dead by now!Copy !req
707. And you saw that yesterday.Copy !req
708. Look. Just give me a couple of days.Copy !req
709. Okay, a couple days.Copy !req
710. So, what's on the agenda today?Copy !req
711. Like every day.Copy !req
712. Hunting vampires.Copy !req
713. Bud, what are we
doing at a pawn shop?Copy !req
714. This dude's cheap as shit,
but he got goods we need in order to, uh…Copy !req
715. What the hell?Copy !req
716. Oh Jesus.Copy !req
717. Shut up. Shut up.Copy !req
718. Hey, hey.Copy !req
719. Don't you puke in here!
Don't touch nothing. Don't leave your DNA.Copy !req
720. I swallowed it.Copy !req
721. Troy.Copy !req
722. Troy?Copy !req
723. Damn it.Copy !req
724. Wait, is that…Copy !req
725. It was.Copy !req
726. Oh no.Copy !req
727. Who… who does that?Copy !req
728. All right, we gotta move.Copy !req
729. Wait a minute. Take this.Copy !req
730. Ow!Copy !req
731. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
732. - It's not right, okay. Wait—
- Damn right. How you think he feels, huh?Copy !req
733. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
734. Wait. You can't leave.
That's against protocol.Copy !req
735. We have to call the Union
and wait for them.Copy !req
736. - Code 233 says any hunter who encounters…
- Code? I don't give a shit.Copy !req
737. …suspicious civilian death
will be under a 30-day suspension—Copy !req
738. We don't have 30 days. I don't give fuck!Copy !req
739. We gotta leave.
There's other vamps around here. Let's go.Copy !req
740. No, no. I'm calling.Copy !req
741. Whoa! We have dead humans here.
We have to report this.Copy !req
742. That ain't no dead human!
That's my friend!Copy !req
743. Listen, I'm not telling you
you cannot report it.Copy !req
744. I'm just telling you to delay it.Copy !req
745. We'll make an anonymous call to the cops,
and, after 24 hours,Copy !req
746. you can make
your funky little report. Let's go!Copy !req
747. Why do you care?
What difference does a day make?Copy !req
748. I'm gonna lose my family in a day!
That's the difference!Copy !req
749. What?Copy !req
750. Look, if I don't score some prices
at Union wages by Monday,Copy !req
751. my wife and my daughter move to Florida.Copy !req
752. That means, if you call Seeger,
I'm gonna lose my family.Copy !req
753. I'm… I'm sorry.Copy !req
754. Yeah, I bet you are.Copy !req
755. So what you're saying
is you… you kinda need me.Copy !req
756. But…Copy !req
757. No, I didn't… I didn't say I need you.
I didn't say that.Copy !req
758. - No, I just mean…
- I didn't say that.Copy !req
759. You told me your secrets.
I'm gonna break protocol for you.Copy !req
760. - So we're like a team, partners, whatever.
- I didn't say partners.Copy !req
761. - Crockett and Tubbs.
- No.Copy !req
762. - Any partnership you find satisfactory.
- Listen.Copy !req
763. What I'm saying is this,Copy !req
764. is as a man,
just give me till the weekend.Copy !req
765. Yeah, okay. Until the weekend.Copy !req
766. Yeah.Copy !req
767. Look. What do you want me to do?
If I keep… he's gonna suspect something.Copy !req
768. Just relax.Copy !req
769. I got a tip on this house
from Big J.Copy !req
770. Why don't you
check the glove box right now?Copy !req
771. Yeah.Copy !req
772. That's what we're doing right there.Copy !req
773. That's what we doing.Copy !req
774. These… garlic grenades.Copy !req
775. Pull the pin, garlic and sawdust
comes out, clears the room.Copy !req
776. I think. Haven't actually had to use it.Copy !req
777. But, in theory,
that's what's gonna happen.Copy !req
778. An unproven weapon
for my first real vampire fight.Copy !req
779. - That's wonderful. Thank you.
- Shit. Shit!Copy !req
780. What? What?Copy !req
781. Goddamn Nazarian Brothers.Copy !req
782. Wait, the Nazarian brothers.
Oh, they're big-time hunters.Copy !req
783. Yeah, not bigger than me though.Copy !req
784. They cleared out all of Glendale.
Now they're headed west.Copy !req
785. - Hey, Bud.Copy !req
786. I thought I smelled chlorine.Copy !req
787. Funny. Thought I smelled shit.Copy !req
788. - Who's the cupcake?
- Seth.Copy !req
789. I'm his Union rep. But you can
call me Cupcake or whatever you prefer.Copy !req
790. - I'm a big fan, by the way.
- Want to get a selfie for your Instagram?Copy !req
791. What you guys doing in Simi Valley?Copy !req
792. You know what we're doing here, bro.Copy !req
793. We let you do the hard part for us,Copy !req
794. figure out which house
is hiding the goods, then, you know.Copy !req
795. You got me twisted.
I did the work, but I ain't do it for you.Copy !req
796. Oh, come on, Bud. Think about it.Copy !req
797. Waste a week waiting for the right moment
that we just might take from you?Copy !req
798. Or we run up there in force right now.Copy !req
799. Sack the place together.
Split the money down the middle.Copy !req
800. Well, one, ain't nobody
taking shit from me.Copy !req
801. And two…Copy !req
802. Yeah. It's a good idea.Copy !req
803. - Wanna get a selfie?Copy !req
804. Right now? Is that appropriate?Copy !req
805. - We can wait—
- That's not appropriate at all.Copy !req
806. - What's this?
- Keep your neck from getting chewed out.Copy !req
807. Take this. Stay behind me.
I keep you alive.Copy !req
808. Don't shoot where they are.
Shoot where they're gonna be.Copy !req
809. You ready? Let's go.Copy !req
810. What's the garlic for?Copy !req
811. Any vamp gets close to me,
I spit in their eye,Copy !req
812. melt hole in their fucking head.Copy !req
813. Bro, you got any more gum?Copy !req
814. - You always share that with your brother?
- We share everything.Copy !req
815. D, you're supposed
to pry that shit open, not smash it.Copy !req
816. Hey. Are we inside the house or not, bro?Copy !req
817. Don't even think about it.Copy !req
818. - Got him.Copy !req
819. Nice shot, bro.Copy !req
820. Time to get paid.Copy !req
821. Open up.Copy !req
822. I told him not to do it.Copy !req
823. - Really?
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
824. - Put that gun down.
- Okay.Copy !req
825. - Take your finger off the trigger.
- Right. Okay.Copy !req
826. Just watch my six.Copy !req
827. Six… Uh…Copy !req
828. - It's a hive.
- What?Copy !req
829. Showtime, bro.Copy !req
830. Head on out.Copy !req
831. Bitch-ass.Copy !req
832. Keep your head on a swivel, all right?
And stay away from the walls.Copy !req
833. - Oh shit! Bud!Copy !req
834. Bud! I don't… What do I do?Copy !req
835. Ah! You gotta stop wiggling!Copy !req
836. Oh no!Copy !req
837. No!Copy !req
838. - Oh shit! The gun's broken!Copy !req
839. - Take the safety off!
- Help, Bud! My gun's not working.Copy !req
840. Oh, come on!Copy !req
841. Oh God!Copy !req
842. Ah!Copy !req
843. Ah!Copy !req
844. Buckshot mouthwash, baby.Copy !req
845. Nice, bro. Yes.Copy !req
846. I got six.Copy !req
847. You got six. I got five.
I'll catch you up.Copy !req
848. Oh shit! Bud, help me!Copy !req
849. - Wait, hold up! Wait, hold on! Ah!Copy !req
850. Don't let it bite you, Seth!Copy !req
851. Haircut time, bro.Copy !req
852. I'm out!Copy !req
853. Ah!Copy !req
854. Bud, help me! Bud, help!Copy !req
855. This motherfucker threw me up the stairs?Copy !req
856. - Ah!Copy !req
857. Bro, send one!Copy !req
858. No good!Copy !req
859. Nice work, bro.Copy !req
860. Help! Help me!Copy !req
861. - Seth, my shotgun!Copy !req
862. - Big money, baby.
- Huh? This is what I was talking about.Copy !req
863. - This was good, yes?
- Very good.Copy !req
864. What happened to you? You piss your pants?Copy !req
865. It's kinda my thing.Copy !req
866. - Bro.
- What you doing? What're you doing?Copy !req
867. Listen, pee-pee pants,
this is man's world, not little boy.Copy !req
868. Gonna get you a Pamper.
Anyway, listen. Be safe, man. Okay?Copy !req
869. I'mma take this and put it
towards my baby girl's tuition, you know?Copy !req
870. That's why I'm out here. You know…Copy !req
871. Familiar on the run.Copy !req
872. I got it.Copy !req
873. - He's up again. That was vampire.
- I know.Copy !req
874. Streets done changed.Copy !req
875. I hear they got this sunscreen
that they put on.Copy !req
876. It's real thick, and they can now last
out in the sunlight like 15, 20 minutes.Copy !req
877. You know it's made
from the shell of desert tortoise.Copy !req
878. It's illegal in 40 countries, right, bro?Copy !req
879. Vampire sunscreen? The Valley?
I don't like the sound of this.Copy !req
880. - Hey, wait, this doesn't make sense.
- 'Sup?Copy !req
881. Okay, that's a Spider, but that's an Uber.Copy !req
882. Those are Southerns, and…Copy !req
883. Yeah, that's an Eastern.
You can tell by his fangs in the front.Copy !req
884. Ain't Bloods and Crips.
It's the Valley. They cross-pollinate.Copy !req
885. No, these vamps would never
choose to live together.Copy !req
886. Ubers are solo-nesters.Copy !req
887. Spiders cohabitate,
but never with Easterns and Southerns.Copy !req
888. - They'd steal their food.
- Listen to this kid. Huh?Copy !req
889. This joker reads a few books,
he thinks he knows more than the pros.Copy !req
890. No, no, wait, wait, wait.
Kid makes a good point.Copy !req
891. - But…Copy !req
892. But I'm outta time. I gotta go
pick up the little one. Come on.Copy !req
893. Pull these fangs. And why don't you
go to the bathroom and dry off your dick.Copy !req
894. You okay?Copy !req
895. I don't know.Copy !req
896. I just keep thinking about
how all those vampires we just killedCopy !req
897. used to be regular people.Copy !req
898. There you go.Copy !req
899. The old vampires-are-just-like-us routine.Copy !req
900. But they're not, Seth.Copy !req
901. You know what I see when I see a vamp?
Big old dollar signs.Copy !req
902. 'Cause all they are
is murderers and liars.Copy !req
903. It ain't Brad Pitt in a leather jacket
and some blood raves.Copy !req
904. It's not Eclipse. It's not New Moon.
It's not Breaking Dawn Part One.Copy !req
905. It ain't like that, all right?Copy !req
906. Why do you know the names
to all the specific Twilight films?Copy !req
907. What's your gripe
with Breaking Dawn Part 2?Copy !req
908. It's the exciting conclusion
of the whole Twilight Saga.Copy !req
909. Wha… Have you seen Part 2?Copy !req
910. Bella has her baby now. It's insane.Copy !req
911. - She had the baby?
- Oh, I wish I was you!Copy !req
912. To experience that the first time.
You're in for a treat.Copy !req
913. My daughter hipped me to all that.
I don't really get into all that.Copy !req
914. But you got something different, Seth.Copy !req
915. You're tougher than you think you are.Copy !req
916. No.Copy !req
917. I'm serious.Copy !req
918. You're just saying that
so I don't report you to Seeger.Copy !req
919. No, I'm not. You got what it takes.
I'm telling you. You have that instinct.Copy !req
920. You could be a real hunter out here.Copy !req
921. Telling you right now.Copy !req
922. Fuck Carol.Copy !req
923. Fuck accounting.Copy !req
924. You could do this.Copy !req
925. - Hey. Hey!
- Hi, Dad!Copy !req
926. - Dad? What happened to "Daddy"?
- Little kids say, "Daddy."Copy !req
927. Oh, is that right? "Dad," huh?Copy !req
928. Everything's changing around here.Copy !req
929. You're late. Again.Copy !req
930. So, what is all this?Copy !req
931. Well, I can't actually sell the house
without putting it on the market.Copy !req
932. Yeah. Last I checked,
it's three days until Monday.Copy !req
933. Come on, Dad.
We're gonna be late to the party.Copy !req
934. You know, I was thinking,
what if we don't go?Copy !req
935. What if we stay here at the house
and eat pizza, some ice cream—Copy !req
936. Bud. No. She's been talking about this
all week. You promised.Copy !req
937. Yeah, well, I just didn't think
it was the right time right now.Copy !req
938. What? Okay, give me a reason why.Copy !req
939. Right. So, Daddy was just kidding.
He was just being weird.Copy !req
940. - Yeah.
- Yeah, you guys are going to a party!Copy !req
941. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right.
- See, Daddy was just being strange.Copy !req
942. - Strange, yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
943. - Come on.
- Bye.Copy !req
944. - Bye, baby.
- Bye.Copy !req
945. - Cake time, baby. I'll check on the kids.
- All right.Copy !req
946. Hello?Copy !req
947. I've been looking for you, Bud.Copy !req
948. Who is this?Copy !req
949. Troy spoke so highly of you.Copy !req
950. Your name was the last thing
on his lips when he died.Copy !req
951. You know how this ends, don't you?Copy !req
952. You tell me.Copy !req
953. With you on your knees in front of me,Copy !req
954. begging for the lives
of your wife and your daughter.Copy !req
955. You took something from me, and now
I'm gonna take everything from you.Copy !req
956. Enjoy the party.Copy !req
957. - Yay!Copy !req
958. Aw. Nice. Ha ha. That's so nice.Copy !req
959. We gotta go, baby. That's so nice.Copy !req
960. - Happy birthday.
- Bye, Paige.Copy !req
961. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
962. Up, up, up.Copy !req
963. Look, buckle yourself in, okay?Copy !req
964. Look, in here, all right.
Now let's put your headphones on, okay?Copy !req
965. Got your iPad right here.
Now listen. Dad's gonna be driving.Copy !req
966. You might feel a little swerving,
but that's just my special driving.Copy !req
967. Just pick up, pick up, pick up.Copy !req
968. Can't talk. Meeting a realtor.Copy !req
969. - Don't hang up!
- Why? Is Paige okay?Copy !req
970. - Uh, yeah, she's great, but, uh…Copy !req
971. Look, Joss, we're in trouble, okay?
All of us.Copy !req
972. What? What are you talking about?Copy !req
973. There's a lot I need to tell you.Copy !req
974. I know you've had trouble
trusting me in the past.Copy !req
975. I know you think I keep things from you,
but right now, you gotta trust me.Copy !req
976. - I don't want to lose either of you.
- Now you're freaking me out.Copy !req
977. Pack your bags, be ready to go,
and I will explain everything, okay?Copy !req
978. - A bag?Copy !req
979. All right.Copy !req
980. Hey. You took your headphones off, huh?Copy !req
981. I already won my race.
Besides, looks like you can use my help.Copy !req
982. Uh, you're not wrong on that.Copy !req
983. Light!Copy !req
984. - Whoa!Copy !req
985. Car!Copy !req
986. Thank you!Copy !req
987. All right, big jump. Big jump!Copy !req
988. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
989. There's a guy on the right!Copy !req
990. Hold on.Copy !req
991. Cover your ears, sweetie.Copy !req
992. That was awesome.Copy !req
993. Yeah? Just don't tell your mother.Copy !req
994. Come on. Let's go.
Come on. Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
995. Come on. All right. Come on. Let's run.Copy !req
996. - You ever heard of Jackie Joyner-Kersee?
- Uh, no.Copy !req
997. - I'll show her to you.
- Okay.Copy !req
998. - No! No! No!Copy !req
999. No!Copy !req
1000. No, no, no! Stop!Copy !req
1001. Hola, Bud.Copy !req
1002. I told you you'd be on your knees
begging for their lives.Copy !req
1003. It's okay. It's okay.Copy !req
1004. So beg.Copy !req
1005. - Go to hell.
- Oh, your compadre said the same thing.Copy !req
1006. Oh shit. Baby, I'm sorry.Copy !req
1007. I'm sorry for this, Joss. Are you okay?Copy !req
1008. Yeah.Copy !req
1009. What is happening, Bud?Copy !req
1010. I could try to explain it right now,
but it's not gonna make any sense.Copy !req
1011. - But—
- But what?Copy !req
1012. I'm not exactly a pool cleaner.Copy !req
1013. Well, then, what are you?Copy !req
1014. I…Copy !req
1015. hunt vampires.Copy !req
1016. - What?
- Yeah. I hunt vampires.Copy !req
1017. - Vampires?
- Yeah. That's what I do.Copy !req
1018. - Vampires?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1019. Okay, so all of the lies, all of
the late-night calls, all of the locks…Copy !req
1020. Come on, man.Copy !req
1021. The reason I'm separated
from the man I love is vampires? Ow!Copy !req
1022. Stop choking her like that!Copy !req
1023. Come on, Bud. We said
we were gonna be honest with each other.Copy !req
1024. We are.Copy !req
1025. - I know. Don't look at it.
- Oh my God!Copy !req
1026. - Listen…Copy !req
1027. I wanted to tell you.
I just didn't know how.Copy !req
1028. Okay. Okay, so…Copy !req
1029. Uh, what do you want?Copy !req
1030. What do I want?Copy !req
1031. You and your daughter.Copy !req
1032. - They're not a part of this!
- Pendejo, you made them a part of it!Copy !req
1033. - Don't touch me!
- Don't touch her!Copy !req
1034. I'm not afraid of you.Copy !req
1035. Such a brave muñeca.Copy !req
1036. Take them.Copy !req
1037. - No! No!
- No, don't touch her!Copy !req
1038. - Leave her alone! Get your hands off her!
- Don't touch her!Copy !req
1039. I'll come get you!Copy !req
1040. - Daddy!Copy !req
1041. - I'mma fix all of this. I love y'all!
- Cálmate, Bud.Copy !req
1042. A new day is dawning,Copy !req
1043. and your little girl's
gonna be a part of it.Copy !req
1044. Get off of me.Copy !req
1045. First, I'm gonna turn her,Copy !req
1046. and then I'm gonna watch
as she drinks your wife.Copy !req
1047. I wish
you could be there to see it,Copy !req
1048. but I'm afraid
someone's having you for dinner.Copy !req
1049. Daddy!Copy !req
1050. Oh, I'm alive.Copy !req
1051. Oh, Bud.Copy !req
1052. Oh!Copy !req
1053. Oh, I feel weird.Copy !req
1054. Yeah, I bet… I bet you do.Copy !req
1055. What happened to me?Copy !req
1056. Just some bullshit. You know how shit go.Copy !req
1057. But, uh…Copy !req
1058. - You probably wanna… check your teeth.Copy !req
1059. Check my teeth?Copy !req
1060. Yeah, just check them.
There's a mirror over there.Copy !req
1061. Oh…Copy !req
1062. Oh! Oh no!Copy !req
1063. Oh no. Oh, that's not good.Copy !req
1064. - What! That was totally involuntary.
- It's like a hiccup, probably.Copy !req
1065. - I'm sorry, man, it was all my fault.Copy !req
1066. How you feel?Copy !req
1067. Pretty horrified
about the fact that I'm a vampire.Copy !req
1068. - Right. Right.
- But also like…Copy !req
1069. - I don't know, kind of amazing.
- Yeah, like—Copy !req
1070. Like my blood, it just…
it feels like it's on fire—Copy !req
1071. Like you had, like,
a lot of energy drinks.Copy !req
1072. Oh, I can smell everything!Copy !req
1073. Oh God, did I shit myself this time?Copy !req
1074. No, no, no, you look fine.Copy !req
1075. - Is there like a mark?
- No, you look good.Copy !req
1076. Everything looks great.Copy !req
1077. Listen, let's just take it easy.Copy !req
1078. - We're gonna work this out.Copy !req
1079. Oh wow.Copy !req
1080. Mainly I just…Copy !req
1081. Whoa, I just feelCopy !req
1082. hungry!Copy !req
1083. Goddamn it, Seth.Copy !req
1084. I'm sorry, kid.Copy !req
1085. I'm actually gonna miss you, man,
you know?Copy !req
1086. It's crazy how
you get attached to someone.Copy !req
1087. Oh shit.Copy !req
1088. Bud?Copy !req
1089. Huh?Copy !req
1090. You cut my head off.
I thought we were friends.Copy !req
1091. I… You rushed me.Copy !req
1092. It's just reaction. That's what I do.Copy !req
1093. It's in my blood. It's like…
You ever see Tyson? He…Copy !req
1094. You don't walk up on Tyson either.Copy !req
1095. Friendship is complicated, huh?Copy !req
1096. Yeah, friendships are complicated.Copy !req
1097. All right, wait. Follow my voice.
Left, there. Yep, okay.Copy !req
1098. Easy. No. Okay, easy, easy.Copy !req
1099. Okay, here we go.Copy !req
1100. The fuck?Copy !req
1101. Okay, gentle.Copy !req
1102. Gentle.Copy !req
1103. Huh. Still fits.Copy !req
1104. Wha…Copy !req
1105. Oh, it's been quite the week.Copy !req
1106. Yeah, it has. You good?Copy !req
1107. - How do I look?
- You look all right.Copy !req
1108. - You feel all right?
- You swear?Copy !req
1109. - Yeah.Copy !req
1110. - Hey!
- Sorry. Just kidding.Copy !req
1111. - Okay. All right.
- Too soon. Too soon. All right.Copy !req
1112. Hey, I'm sorry I tried to eat you.Copy !req
1113. How 'bout we not report this
to Seeger until Monday?Copy !req
1114. Seeger, shit. Oh, what?
You don't think he's gonna notice?Copy !req
1115. What, am I just supposed to
wear turtlenecks from now on?Copy !req
1116. I mean, I do look good in a T-neck,
but that's not sustainable.Copy !req
1117. - Wait. Where are we going?
- Going to get my family back.Copy !req
1118. I have to stop at my place
and get some information.Copy !req
1119. What's going on with your neck?
Is it repairing itself?Copy !req
1120. I actually think it is.Copy !req
1121. Okay, just be careful.
Don't go over any speed bumps.Copy !req
1122. Damn. Damn.Copy !req
1123. My bad.Copy !req
1124. You have a driving problem.
You know that, right?Copy !req
1125. I gotta go to apartment 19.Copy !req
1126. I'll be back in five.Copy !req
1127. Heather, you just moved in.
Leaving so soon?Copy !req
1128. Bud, just listen to me.Copy !req
1129. Look, we need to talk.Copy !req
1130. Talk? Vampires kidnapped my family.
You wanna talk?Copy !req
1131. - I didn't have a choice.
- I don't give a rat's ass.Copy !req
1132. This is stupid, Bud.
Let me at least explain.Copy !req
1133. Okay, listen.Copy !req
1134. Because of you, my family got kidnapped,
and my friend is dead.Copy !req
1135. Or undead.Copy !req
1136. So I don't want no problems, I just…Copy !req
1137. That's what she does, Bud.Copy !req
1138. - She turns people against their will.Copy !req
1139. I wasn't even a familiar.
She just… just did this to me.Copy !req
1140. You think I wanna
work for a monster like her?Copy !req
1141. Then why do you?Copy !req
1142. - She's my maker, okay?
- What?Copy !req
1143. And an Uber Vamp.Copy !req
1144. Look, she forced me to get close to you.Copy !req
1145. She wanted to get back at you
for what you did to her.Copy !req
1146. What you talking about?Copy !req
1147. She just…
She just wanted to know how to hurt you.Copy !req
1148. Why?Copy !req
1149. So, you just gonna
light your finger on fire, huh?Copy !req
1150. You killed a vampire Monday, didn't you?Copy !req
1151. - Sweet old lady?
- Not so sweet, actually.Copy !req
1152. That was Audrey's daughter.Copy !req
1153. Daughter? How?Copy !req
1154. When she came over, she had
a little girl she had to leave behind.Copy !req
1155. So by the time they went back,
found her, and turned her, she was old.Copy !req
1156. - And I killed her.
- And you killed her.Copy !req
1157. And now they got Paige and Jocelyn.Copy !req
1158. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1159. - Hey, Bud. I don't feel so good.Copy !req
1160. Could you hold my head for a little?Copy !req
1161. Holy shit.Copy !req
1162. You're walking on sacred ground.
You should be honored.Copy !req
1163. Where are you taking us?Copy !req
1164. - Why, are you frightened?
- No.Copy !req
1165. You should be.Copy !req
1166. Well, then you don't know me
that well, bitch. Ah!Copy !req
1167. Why are you doing this?Copy !req
1168. Paige, don't talk to her.Copy !req
1169. She has a right to know.Copy !req
1170. You don't get to decide—Copy !req
1171. I had a daughter once, feisty like you.Copy !req
1172. I wanted to make a better world for her.Copy !req
1173. A world where
she could be free from hiding.Copy !req
1174. But your father took that away from me.Copy !req
1175. Now, you see,
it's only fair I take you away from him.Copy !req
1176. - If you hurt her, I'll kill you.Copy !req
1177. But I'm already dead.Copy !req
1178. I'm not gonna hurt her, Ms. Jablonski.Copy !req
1179. I'm gonna make sure
no one can ever hurt her again.Copy !req
1180. - You should thank me.Copy !req
1181. A war is coming,Copy !req
1182. and your little girl's
gonna be on the winning side.Copy !req
1183. - No!
- Paige!Copy !req
1184. Let me go!Copy !req
1185. No. No!Copy !req
1186. - Come on.Copy !req
1187. - Seth, hold your head still.Copy !req
1188. Looks like they've turned him
with Uber blood,Copy !req
1189. so he'll be unpredictable for a while.Copy !req
1190. He'll get under control eventually.Copy !req
1191. Here.Copy !req
1192. No, I'm pescatarian.Copy !req
1193. Come on.Copy !req
1194. - Mm. Mmm!
- There we go.Copy !req
1195. Mmm.Copy !req
1196. You hunters are always
complaining about LA running dry.Copy !req
1197. That's what Audrey's trying to change.Copy !req
1198. It's, like, sweet but a little tangy.Copy !req
1199. That's nice.
Oh yeah, get inside of me.Copy !req
1200. She uses her cover as a realtor
to buy properties all over the ValleyCopy !req
1201. and move vamps
back in amongst the rest of us.Copy !req
1202. Within a year, all vamp activity in LACopy !req
1203. will be traceable
to her sitting at the top.Copy !req
1204. Not if I get to her first.Copy !req
1205. I'll lead the way.Copy !req
1206. - All right, I'm coming too.
- No, no, no. No. Hell no, Seth.Copy !req
1207. You got too much energy now.
You fresh off some blood.Copy !req
1208. I don't want you to switch up on me,
try to bite my kidneys out.Copy !req
1209. No, Bud, listen. They tortured me.Copy !req
1210. Okay, they drank my blood.
They cut my head off.Copy !req
1211. I guess technically, you cut my head off,
but they turned me into this, okay?Copy !req
1212. - I want to help take her down.
- Okay.Copy !req
1213. We'll get you changed,
head back to my spot, and we'll gear up.Copy !req
1214. - Oh, right now?
- Yeah, right now.Copy !req
1215. What? It's dark out.
That's a suicide mission.Copy !req
1216. Welcome to the motherfucking night shift.Copy !req
1217. Oh shit!Copy !req
1218. - Ah! Oh, they got me!
- Look, Seth, calm down!Copy !req
1219. They're expecting humans.
It's lead. It can't hurt you.Copy !req
1220. - Really?
- Yes. But, hey, let it make you mad.Copy !req
1221. Ah!Copy !req
1222. You okay?Copy !req
1223. This one actually hurts. Shit. Ah! Ah!Copy !req
1224. Bud, what do we do?
We're surrounded.Copy !req
1225. Black Cowboy.Copy !req
1226. Get down.Copy !req
1227. How the hell you get here?Copy !req
1228. The snowflake.Copy !req
1229. I might have texted him.Copy !req
1230. - Welcome to the fucking Union, brother.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1231. - Hey, hey, if you don't get your ass off—
- Oh. Sorry.Copy !req
1232. - This way.
- Sorry.Copy !req
1233. Come on, Big J.Copy !req
1234. After you.Copy !req
1235. Bud, in the back, look for the staircase.
That's the entrance to her tunnel.Copy !req
1236. Keep going down, and you'll find her.Copy !req
1237. There's a faster way down,
but you wouldn't survive it.Copy !req
1238. We survive everything.Copy !req
1239. See me fighting a bear,
you pour honey on me.Copy !req
1240. You two go ahead. We'll catch up.Copy !req
1241. Come on. Let's get cracking.Copy !req
1242. Just like old times.Copy !req
1243. I'm out.Copy !req
1244. Look at this shit here. Jackpot.Copy !req
1245. Man, look at all this gear.Copy !req
1246. Okay.Copy !req
1247. Ugh. Shit, look at this.
All this sunscreen.Copy !req
1248. Vamps runnin' around in the day.
She could take over the Valley.Copy !req
1249. Handle him, J!Copy !req
1250. Okay.Copy !req
1251. - Oh shit.Copy !req
1252. I see you. He didn't know, did he?Copy !req
1253. He didn't know.Copy !req
1254. - Whoo! Get him, J.Copy !req
1255. Stay down, fool.Copy !req
1256. Yo. You did that
without even stretching, huh?Copy !req
1257. That was my weak leg.Copy !req
1258. See all this? Huh?Copy !req
1259. All these guns?Copy !req
1260. Check it out.
Silver-tipped wooden bullets.Copy !req
1261. Vampire killers.Copy !req
1262. What's that about?Copy !req
1263. Is she El Jefe?Copy !req
1264. Nah. El Jefe is bigger than this, brother.Copy !req
1265. But, either way,
that bitch got an ass-whooping coming.Copy !req
1266. Yeah.Copy !req
1267. Yeah, they down here.Copy !req
1268. Let's get cracking.Copy !req
1269. Just like old times.Copy !req
1270. He's coming.Copy !req
1271. I can smell him.Copy !req
1272. I don't know how all this works,
but I know my husband,Copy !req
1273. and he's gonna murder you.Copy !req
1274. - Ex-husband.
- See, now you're just being a bitch.Copy !req
1275. Bring him to me.Copy !req
1276. Paige.Copy !req
1277. - This place ain't creepy at all.
- Tell me about it.Copy !req
1278. Here we go.Copy !req
1279. Bud!Copy !req
1280. Jablonski…Copy !req
1281. John!Copy !req
1282. That's how we do, baby.Copy !req
1283. You know how we do.
We bag 'em, and we tag 'em.Copy !req
1284. That's how we get it done.Copy !req
1285. - What's going on with you?Copy !req
1286. Ain't nothing going on.
Ain't nothing wrong with me, man.Copy !req
1287. - You all right?
- Shit. You know they can't fuck with me.Copy !req
1288. Okay, but why you leaning like that?Copy !req
1289. We been battle-tested.
This don't mean nothing.Copy !req
1290. - All right.
- Nothing but a flesh wound, dog.Copy !req
1291. Okay. Still, it don't look too good.
Come on, let's get up out of here.Copy !req
1292. Come on. We ain't got much time.
Gotta get you out of here. Come on, man.Copy !req
1293. Come on!Copy !req
1294. - Big John, what the hell is you doing?
- I'm saving your Black ass.Copy !req
1295. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1296. Go get your family right now. I got this.Copy !req
1297. - We can't do it like this.
- You know I work alone.Copy !req
1298. - You crazy motherfucker.
- Go.Copy !req
1299. - You better stay alive.
- Go!Copy !req
1300. I'll be here waiting for you!Copy !req
1301. All right, motherfuckers, come on!Copy !req
1302. West side for life!Copy !req
1303. John…Copy !req
1304. I'm not supposed to kill you yet,
but you've been a real pain in the ass,Copy !req
1305. so give me one good reason.Copy !req
1306. Burn in hell.Copy !req
1307. Good enough.Copy !req
1308. - You're working on that landing, huh?
- No, I planned it like that.Copy !req
1309. Go, we've got him.Copy !req
1310. - No!Copy !req
1311. Paige! Stay back.Copy !req
1312. Daddy!Copy !req
1313. - Joss, you okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1314. All right. I'll let you go.Copy !req
1315. A life for a life
or whatever the hell you have.Copy !req
1316. You took my daughter, Jablonski.Copy !req
1317. - I'm just returning the favor.
- No.Copy !req
1318. - Mommy!
- Baby!Copy !req
1319. What do you think, muñeca?Copy !req
1320. I'm gonna kill your daddy,Copy !req
1321. then I'm gonna make you
drink your mean old mommy,Copy !req
1322. and then I'm gonna be
your new, improved mommy.Copy !req
1323. - How does that sound?Copy !req
1324. I hate you!Copy !req
1325. That's not very nice.Copy !req
1326. I hate you too.Copy !req
1327. Daddy!Copy !req
1328. Ah!Copy !req
1329. I should've just got another job.Copy !req
1330. Ah!Copy !req
1331. - Baby, get up!
- Come on, Daddy, get up!Copy !req
1332. Baby, I'm trying.Copy !req
1333. - Try harder.
- Oh, okay.Copy !req
1334. In the end,
the devil comes for everyone.Copy !req
1335. That's what you get.Copy !req
1336. Bitch.Copy !req
1337. No!Copy !req
1338. Mommy!Copy !req
1339. Pull!Copy !req
1340. Wood to the heart, silver to the neck.Copy !req
1341. Your last bullet, cabrón?Copy !req
1342. No!Copy !req
1343. Fucking pool boy.Copy !req
1344. The best.Copy !req
1345. Y'all good?Copy !req
1346. Works every time.Copy !req
1347. Let's go.Copy !req
1348. Come on, babe. Let's go.Copy !req
1349. All right.Copy !req
1350. - Hey. Where's Seth?
- Hey.Copy !req
1351. - Whoa!
- No, no, no. Babe, babe, no.Copy !req
1352. They're the good vampires.Copy !req
1353. That's my girl Heather.
That's my guy Seth.Copy !req
1354. - Hey.Copy !req
1355. Whose arm is that?Copy !req
1356. Oh. Sorry.Copy !req
1357. But, Bud… got my first pair of fangs.Copy !req
1358. Whoa.Copy !req
1359. That's big money right there.Copy !req
1360. - Guess what?
- What's that?Copy !req
1361. I didn't pee myself this time.Copy !req
1362. - Get out.
- Vampires don't pee or poop.Copy !req
1363. Nah, they don't.Copy !req
1364. - Please let me have this little victory.
- Of course you can. C'mon. Let's go.Copy !req
1365. Do they really not pee or poop?Copy !req
1366. - Does that mean they're full of shit?
- Language!Copy !req
1367. Big John.Copy !req
1368. I'll miss you, baby.Copy !req
1369. Oh, no.Copy !req
1370. Go ahead. Come on.Copy !req
1371. It's got good energy in that.Copy !req
1372. All right.Copy !req
1373. We were hiding right over there.
Right over there.Copy !req
1374. Jablonski!Copy !req
1375. Seeger? What the hell you doing,
walking all fast like that?Copy !req
1376. New shoe boots on.Copy !req
1377. And you. What are you, sick?Copy !req
1378. - Uh, pink eye.
- What?Copy !req
1379. It's when poo particles get in your eye.Copy !req
1380. Where's Big John?Copy !req
1381. Oh goddamn it!Copy !req
1382. I did you a solid.Copy !req
1383. But now you have
graciously returned the favorCopy !req
1384. because after the shit
you pulled here tonight,Copy !req
1385. I'll never have to deal with you again.Copy !req
1386. For starters,Copy !req
1387. flagrantly violating code 682,
operating outside of your shift.Copy !req
1388. Actually, sir, if I may.Copy !req
1389. Code 741 states that,
"If a hunter is in a 911 situation,Copy !req
1390. he may circumvent normal operating hoursCopy !req
1391. so long as he notifies the Union
before entering," which he did.Copy !req
1392. Thank you. Thank you for that.Copy !req
1393. There's also code 584,
unlawful termination of familiarsCopy !req
1394. without prior authorization.Copy !req
1395. Yes, sir, that is correct,
but Section 4 states,Copy !req
1396. "When fired on, a hunter is
lawfully allowed to return fire,"Copy !req
1397. which is what happened here.Copy !req
1398. Code 424, "A Union hunter
must make all reasonable effortsCopy !req
1399. to limit collateral damage to property
while engaging in a hunt."Copy !req
1400. Boom!Copy !req
1401. - Sir, code 42—
- I got this.Copy !req
1402. Code 424 was rescinded by
the national office in January.Copy !req
1403. Boom. Boom.Copy !req
1404. - Someone's been reading.
- Saw it in the newsletter.Copy !req
1405. Yeah. I see what's going on here.Copy !req
1406. Uh-huh.Copy !req
1407. Loopholes.Copy !req
1408. Think you're smarter than me?Copy !req
1409. Then you can probably spell "traitor."Copy !req
1410. Sure.Copy !req
1411. T-R-A-I-T-O-R. What was the point of that?Copy !req
1412. Carol's keeping her fucking desk.Copy !req
1413. Good! She can have it.Copy !req
1414. I'm a field man now!
Mowing down vamps with my best friend Bud.Copy !req
1415. - That felt good.
- You did that.Copy !req
1416. Wait. Shit. What are you
gonna do about the money?Copy !req
1417. - Oh, I'm good.Copy !req
1418. Think I'm gonna be all right.Copy !req
1419. And, uh…Copy !req
1420. fuck Carol.Copy !req
1421. Hey, should I drink Carol?Copy !req
1422. No, no, that's a lot of cholesterol.Copy !req
1423. Right, okay.Copy !req
1424. I won't go out of my way,
but if, like, there's a chance encounterCopy !req
1425. outside her house at night or…Copy !req
1426. - Yeah. Later.
- See you, guys!Copy !req
1427. - Bye.
- See you, guys.Copy !req
1428. What about us?Copy !req
1429. What about us?Copy !req
1430. I was thinking,
what if we tried this whole, you know,Copy !req
1431. stay on the same groove type thing.Copy !req
1432. You know, me cooking breakfast. You know?Copy !req
1433. How about we take it
one day at a time, but no more lies.Copy !req
1434. After what we've seen tonight,
there is no reason to lie.Copy !req
1435. So I ask you a question,
and you give me a straight answer.Copy !req
1436. I can live under those terms, you know.Copy !req
1437. Okay.Copy !req
1438. Yeah, I don't think we're there yet.Copy !req
1439. Mm-hmm. You just gonna leave me like this?Copy !req
1440. Mmm. Jump back, want to kiss myself.Copy !req
1441. I'm gonna be a vampire hunter too.Copy !req
1442. Uh…Copy !req
1443. - No.
- No.Copy !req
1444. - Daddy, why do you call me Pickle?
- Because that's what you are, baby.Copy !req
1445. Sometimes you're a sweet pickle,
sometimes you're a sour pickle,Copy !req
1446. and sometimes you're a salty pickle.Copy !req
1447. I love you, Daddy.Copy !req
1448. That's what I love about LA.Copy !req
1449. All the damn vampires.Copy !req