1. by 2Pac & Dr. Dre playing]Copy !req
2. - Yeah.Copy !req
3. Who are you?Copy !req
4. What are you doing in my room?Copy !req
5. Where's Michael?Copy !req
6. - Ah!Copy !req
7. - Huh?Copy !req
8. - Ah!Copy !req
9. Ah!Copy !req
10. You missed!Copy !req
11. Come on!Copy !req
12. This old bitch.Copy !req
13. Shit.Copy !req
14. Works every time.Copy !req
15. With your old ass.Copy !req
16. When was the last time
you been to the dentist, huh?Copy !req
17. Money.Copy !req
18. by Ice Cube playing]Copy !req
19. Do you know what the definition
of insanity is, Sasha?Copy !req
20. Doing the same thing over and over
and expecting a different result.Copy !req
21. You cling to the old ways
like a tick on a dog's ass.Copy !req
22. And look at where that's gotten us.Copy !req
23. You've made your point.Copy !req
24. I accept your terms.Copy !req
25. I think we're a little
beyond that now, don't you?Copy !req
26. I made a mistake.Copy !req
27. You want this? You have it.Copy !req
28. There you go again, lacking imagination.Copy !req
29. "You, our, yours."Copy !req
30. These are words of division, darling.
And divided, we are vulnerable.Copy !req
31. But together?Copy !req
32. The sky is the limit.Copy !req
33. And why rent when you can own?Copy !req
34. No. No, no, no. No, no, no!Copy !req
35. No!Copy !req
36. We've got big plans
for the Valley, cabrón.Copy !req
37. Maybe we can dig you up in 100 yearsCopy !req
38. and show you
what we've done with the place.Copy !req
39. No, no. Please, no!Copy !req
40. No. No!Copy !req
41. Hey, Bud. Nice look.Copy !req
42. …everything, the package isn't here.
Bud, I need your rent.Copy !req
43. So I'll look again…Copy !req
44. Oh, shit.Copy !req
45. I'm calling because your husband
is late again to pick up Paige.Copy !req
46. Do you have an ETA
of when we should expect him?Copy !req
47. All right, but this is
the third time this week that he's late.Copy !req
48. You shouldn't have to remind him that…Copy !req
49. Just a sec. He's pulling up.Copy !req
50. Paige!Copy !req
51. - Hey, Daddy!
- Come on, baby!Copy !req
52. Well, what up?Copy !req
53. - Who's your favorite daddy?
- You.Copy !req
54. I'm your only daddy, I hope. What's up?Copy !req
55. - You're late, you know?
- What?Copy !req
56. - Are you serious?
- Yeah.Copy !req
57. You know why I'm late? 'Cause this job.Copy !req
58. - Work is dumb.
- Oh, well, yes it is.Copy !req
59. And what do you have in your hand? Oh…Copy !req
60. - A little something.
- Shaboom! I love that.Copy !req
61. - How about this? Hmm?Copy !req
62. - All right.
- Can we go to Yogurtworld?Copy !req
63. Yogurtworld. Oh, Pickle, I don't know.Copy !req
64. Your mom is already upset
because we're late.Copy !req
65. Whose fault is that?Copy !req
66. Harsh.Copy !req
67. But true. Roll the dice.Copy !req
68. - And we gonna roll out. Here we go.Copy !req
69. Hands in the air!Copy !req
70. We taking off.Copy !req
71. Yogurtworld, we're on the way.Copy !req
72. Yogurtworld!Copy !req
73. I'm gonna get strawberry.
There it is.Copy !req
74. Daddy's getting… strawberry.Copy !req
75. Pow.Copy !req
76. Wow.Copy !req
77. Boom! Got it.Copy !req
78. - Boom!
- Yeah. Boom.Copy !req
79. Got it.Copy !req
80. Got it.Copy !req
81. You got it.Copy !req
82. You're so weird.Copy !req
83. If you only knew. All right, come on.Copy !req
84. Excuse me, do you guys have
any Black History Month discounts?Copy !req
85. Home sweet home.Copy !req
86. Home sweet…Copy !req
87. - We home.
- We home.Copy !req
88. You're late.Copy !req
89. - Hey.
- Hi.Copy !req
90. We went to Yogurtworld.Copy !req
91. Oh! Did you?Copy !req
92. Snitches get stitches.
We were gonna keep that between us.Copy !req
93. Sorry.Copy !req
94. It's all good. Gimme five on your way up.Copy !req
95. Nothing can stop you.
You're all the way up.Copy !req
96. Making a ten-year-old
a part of your lies now. Charming.Copy !req
97. She told me that she liked
hanging out with her old man. I was like…Copy !req
98. Oh, she wanted to hang out with you.Copy !req
99. That's something she coulda done
if you'd taken her to school like I asked.Copy !req
100. Well, I told you I had to go and—Copy !req
101. That pool cleaning appointment
this morning?Copy !req
102. - Exactly.
- Right.Copy !req
103. Whose house was it?Copy !req
104. It was Mrs… uh… Mrs. Jones' house.Copy !req
105. Where's she live?Copy !req
106. She, uh… With Mr. Jones. That's exactly…Copy !req
107. - Right over there on Mr. Jones Way.
- Oh my God. Bud.Copy !req
108. We'd get much further
if you'd be straight with me.Copy !req
109. - I'm being straight.
- You're not.Copy !req
110. I'm being straight, but the question is,Copy !req
111. what is that sponge doing on the ground?Copy !req
112. And this? What is all this?Copy !req
113. I am fixing the broken tile.Copy !req
114. Mm-hmm. I see that. And why?Copy !req
115. Uh, what does it matter?Copy !req
116. - You don't live here anymore.
- Wow, that's what we doing?Copy !req
117. What I was gonna tell you
is that this tile goes…Copy !req
118. Joss, what's this? This a new door?Copy !req
119. Uh…Copy !req
120. A door with five locks doesn't exactlyCopy !req
121. send the right impression
to potential buyers.Copy !req
122. Buyers? Buyers?
What are you talking about, Joss?Copy !req
123. I didn't want to tell you this way, but…Copy !req
124. I'm thinking about selling the house
and taking my mom up on her offer.Copy !req
125. You and your momma.Copy !req
126. Florida?Copy !req
127. What are you talking about?
You can't move to Florida.Copy !req
128. All her friends are here.
I'm here. Her world is here.Copy !req
129. She needs stability.Copy !req
130. She has stability.
She got you. She got me.Copy !req
131. She got Yogurtworld.
Ain't no Yogurtworld in Florida!Copy !req
132. Yeah, and she also has a schoolCopy !req
133. that she's not gonna be able to go to
unless we pay tuition by Monday.Copy !req
134. Then let's pay the tu… Mon—Copy !req
135. Monday? Monday, like in seven days?Copy !req
136. Yeah, which you would know
if you had checked your voicemails.Copy !req
137. Is that the stability you talk about?Copy !req
138. - How much is it?
- Five grand.Copy !req
139. Five thousand dollars for a child?Copy !req
140. Mm-hm. And she needs braces.Copy !req
141. - What's wrong?
- Her teeth are jacked up.Copy !req
142. She always says she likes her teeth
'cause they look like my teeth.Copy !req
143. That's my point.Copy !req
144. Okay. Well, how much are braces?
What? Five, six hundred dollars?Copy !req
145. - Without insurance, try six grand.
- Six grand?Copy !req
146. But I did find a guy who quoted me $4,800.Copy !req
147. - I know we done been through a whole lot.
- Yeah.Copy !req
148. Just, please, don't take my daughter away.Copy !req
149. Till Monday. Just give me till Monday.Copy !req
150. Ten grand. Tuition, teeth, everything.Copy !req
151. Okay, fine. I will give you till Monday.Copy !req
152. Come on, hug me.Copy !req
153. - Hug me.
- I'm hugging you.Copy !req
154. - Stop listening to your mom. She drinks.
- What?Copy !req
155. - Bud.
- What?Copy !req
156. I have one more question.Copy !req
157. Paige said that there's
a porn star living in your building?Copy !req
158. How does she even know
what a porn star is?Copy !req
159. It's the Valley, Joss.
They live amongst us.Copy !req
160. Fellas. Sup, baby?Copy !req
161. Who's thirsty? Hmm?Copy !req
162. Business is booming, I see.Copy !req
163. What's up, Eddie? Oh!Copy !req
164. You always fast.Copy !req
165. All right.Copy !req
166. - Troy!Copy !req
167. Decided to take me up on my offer?Copy !req
168. Not today, not tomorrow, not anytime.Copy !req
169. - Here, you thirsty?
- Ooh. Thank you!Copy !req
170. - Get some of that in you.
- Fifteen hundred is good money.Copy !req
171. Like I said, Troy,
Snake Eyes ain't for sale, now.Copy !req
172. Everything's for sale.
You just have to be desperate enough.Copy !req
173. - So what do you got for Troy?
- Desperate, huh?Copy !req
174. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
175. - That's what I got for Troy.Copy !req
176. Money. All right.Copy !req
177. Right there.Copy !req
178. - Ooh, nice.
- Count that.Copy !req
179. Let's see, uh…Copy !req
180. - Oh, this is a young male.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
181. Garden-variety, it's like Eastern…Copy !req
182. Hey, smoker…Copy !req
183. - Nasty habit, don't you think?
- Yeah.Copy !req
184. He would have died from smoking
if he wasn't dead already.Copy !req
185. Count the shit up.Copy !req
186. Let's check this out.
Uh, yeah, you see there?Copy !req
187. - Yeah, solid bloodline.
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
188. Must've gotten here
through Mexico or something.Copy !req
189. - He fed recently, you see that?
- Yeah.Copy !req
190. Okay. Well, how much?Copy !req
191. Eight hundred? $800? A piece?Copy !req
192. No, both.Copy !req
193. Troy, what are you talking about?
Look at that again.Copy !req
194. - That's worth at least four grand.
- Down at the union.Copy !req
195. - Why don't you try the union?
- Come on.Copy !req
196. I can't go union. You know that.Copy !req
197. Yeah, I'm sorry.
I forgot you can't go to the union.Copy !req
198. That's why you're coming to me. Huh?Copy !req
199. And I'm offering you 800 for both.Copy !req
200. All right, forget it.
Just check the Elder's.Copy !req
201. Elder?Copy !req
202. That's a different story. That's 20 grand.Copy !req
203. Boom. Perfect. Done.Copy !req
204. Yeah.Copy !req
205. If she had been an Elder,Copy !req
206. which she's not.Copy !req
207. Check this out.Copy !req
208. A decade early
and a whole lot of dollars short,Copy !req
209. so I can give you like two grand for this.Copy !req
210. - Two thousand, Troy?
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
211. Two thousand?Copy !req
212. I don't think you understand.
I need cash today.Copy !req
213. Then go and rob a bank or do something.
I'm a businessman!Copy !req
214. Forget the Elder's.
How about this? Silver.Copy !req
215. Hmm?Copy !req
216. Silver? This is…Copy !req
217. - Just gonna put that in your mouth, huh?
- This plated shit? Please, Bud.Copy !req
218. You want to make a deal or not?Copy !req
219. Shit.Copy !req
220. Snake Eyes, 1,500.Copy !req
221. Ah. Twelve.Copy !req
222. You said 1,500 when I walked in here.
It is 1,500.Copy !req
223. Before I knew you were desperate.Copy !req
224. That's everything I have.Copy !req
225. Well, I think you have something else.Copy !req
226. Are those Jordans?Copy !req
227. What size?Copy !req
228. Hey. Hey, Pickle. How you doing?Copy !req
229. Dad, are we moving?Copy !req
230. - Are we what?
- Are we moving?Copy !req
231. No. No. What makes you think that?Copy !req
232. Mom says I might have
to start a new school.Copy !req
233. That's what Mom says, huh?Copy !req
234. Well, you know Mom is a jokester,
and I love her to death but, uh…Copy !req
235. But we're not going anywhere.Copy !req
236. You're not going anywhere, okay?Copy !req
237. Okay, good. Thanks, Daddy.Copy !req
238. - I love you.
- I love you too!Copy !req
239. I need you, bro.Copy !req
240. We have already agreed
to take delivery of the productCopy !req
241. and to help with placement in Simi Valley.Copy !req
242. You had no authority to take out Sasha.Copy !req
243. I'm gonna have to rethink our deal.Copy !req
244. Sasha is the past,
and I am the future.Copy !req
245. We already own the night,Copy !req
246. but my product
will allow us to seize the day.Copy !req
247. So here is your choice.Copy !req
248. You join me and we take over the Valley,
or you can join him. Comprendes?Copy !req
249. It's just one man.Copy !req
250. I can still smell him.Copy !req
251. Find him.Copy !req
252. Big J, you ain't changed a bit, baby.
I see you. What's happening?Copy !req
253. You know me,
cutting necks and cashing checks.Copy !req
254. Yeah. Thanks for meeting me, man.Copy !req
255. Least I can do for the player that
snatched my ass out the sandbox twice.Copy !req
256. How's Seeger?Copy !req
257. Same.Copy !req
258. - Or worse.
- Damn.Copy !req
259. You think he'll listen?Copy !req
260. - Things have changed since you left.
- I ain't never left, Big J.Copy !req
261. Well, since you got
your ass kicked out the union.Copy !req
262. Look here. I'm putting my name and my ass
on the line by vouching for you.Copy !req
263. Can you play this shit by the books?Copy !req
264. I got to. I got to get that union card,
or I'm gonna lose my family.Copy !req
265. Look, I need ten large
in the next five daysCopy !req
266. or Joss is gonna take Paige
down to Florida.Copy !req
267. That's bad.Copy !req
268. Union is the only place
gonna give me that kind of coin.Copy !req
269. - I got you. Lock and load.
- All right.Copy !req
270. She's done this before, man.
Pump faking, whatever.Copy !req
271. But right now it seems like it's real.Copy !req
272. Momoko.Copy !req
273. Yes?Copy !req
274. Pink penguin puffy pants.Copy !req
275. See you ain't missed a step, Big J.Copy !req
276. J.J. Perry to the trade counter.Copy !req
277. Wow.Copy !req
278. J.J. Perry to the trade counter.Copy !req
279. I don't know how I feel about this.Copy !req
280. Things really done changed
around here, huh?Copy !req
281. Yeah, we ain't just 818 no more.Copy !req
282. We done went international.Copy !req
283. Look, Paris even blowing up tonight.Copy !req
284. Bet money's good out there.Copy !req
285. Let's go and get this thing over with.Copy !req
286. How's the shirt look?Copy !req
287. Stop being nervous, man.
Pull yourself together.Copy !req
288. Hey, Big John.Copy !req
289. Well, hello, sunshine.Copy !req
290. He's expecting you,
but he's in one of his moods today.Copy !req
291. I took this meeting
out of respect for you, Big John.Copy !req
292. God knows I wouldn't be
sitting here without your support.Copy !req
293. But, uh, I'm certain we all rememberCopy !req
294. that Mr. Jablonski's previous tenure
as a union member was…Copy !req
295. chock-full of incidents.Copy !req
296. Let's just take a look.Copy !req
297. Northridge, 2014, violated code 103.Copy !req
298. Encino, 2015, fleshed out a nestCopy !req
299. while a child's birthday party
was unfolding next door,Copy !req
300. endangering civilians,
violating codes 921, 833, and 605,Copy !req
301. the worst of which was the failure
to notify law enforcement in due time.Copy !req
302. - That was a good bust. What happened was—
- And to top it all off…Copy !req
303. Canoga Park, 2017,Copy !req
304. violated code 101,
endangering a fellow union member's life.Copy !req
305. Critical injury sustained.Copy !req
306. He already had… gout. He had gout.Copy !req
307. Each of these incidents…
meriting a lifelong suspension.Copy !req
308. And yet, time and again,
you were given warnings.Copy !req
309. Why should I extend you
yet another lifeline?Copy !req
310. Ralph, let me be the first to tell you.Copy !req
311. - Bud here, he's a new man.
- Yeah.Copy !req
312. Is that right?Copy !req
313. Yes, sir. Absolutely. I'm a changed man.Copy !req
314. I've cut out, uh…Copy !req
315. pork and cartoons and minimal white women.Copy !req
316. Bud, I'm curious. Uh…Copy !req
317. If you were in my position sitting
across from a man such as yourself,Copy !req
318. would you let you back in?Copy !req
319. If that person
that is in question admits faultCopy !req
320. and be apologetic, which I am, and,Copy !req
321. on top of that, I just…Copy !req
322. Look, Ralph…Copy !req
323. Mr. Seeger, I just…Copy !req
324. I really need to get out there.
I need to do good.Copy !req
325. I promise, if you give me that opportunity
I'm not gonna mess it up.Copy !req
326. One last chance.Copy !req
327. Now that we, uh, got that part settled,Copy !req
328. I'm gonna go freshen up my coffee
and let you gentlemen cross those T's.Copy !req
329. That's a great guy. Great guy.Copy !req
330. Really appreciate this second chance.Copy !req
331. I don't know what the hell
that man sees in you, Jablonski.Copy !req
332. I mean, I know you served together,
but, frankly, I don't care.Copy !req
333. I've made it my life's work
keeping cowboys like you out of the union,Copy !req
334. so I'll be watching you.Copy !req
335. - Everything good?Copy !req
336. Quite.Copy !req
337. Fill these out, all of them.Copy !req
338. Once you pay your initial dues,Copy !req
339. we'll get you started
on the health care plan.Copy !req
340. There's dental included, right?Copy !req
341. After a probationary period lasting…Copy !req
342. 30 days.Copy !req
343. Come on, man. Three days.Copy !req
344. Two weeks.Copy !req
345. - One.Copy !req
346. Fine.Copy !req
347. With a union rep
accompanying him in the field.Copy !req
348. - Generous. Thank you.
- Great.Copy !req
349. All right. Thanks, and, uh…Copy !req
350. I want the night shift.Copy !req
351. - Not on my life.
- Come on, Seeger.Copy !req
352. - That's where the big money is!
- No. Not a chance.Copy !req
353. Amount of shit
you stirred up working night shift,Copy !req
354. you expect me to let you
back out there where the sun don't shine?Copy !req
355. Fine.Copy !req
356. Day shift.Copy !req
357. Good. Anything else?Copy !req
358. No.Copy !req
359. Oh, yeah. I got some,
um, teeth I need to sell.Copy !req
360. Go to the cage.Copy !req
361. Seeger, thank you kindly.Copy !req
362. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
363. And remember, Bud,Copy !req
364. one last strike.Copy !req
365. Is… Are you referring to bowling, because…Copy !req
366. - I'm saying there's a strike in bowl—
- You're back. That's all that matters.Copy !req
367. Carol.Copy !req
368. Carol, did you eat my yogurt again?Copy !req
369. I even wrote my name on the lid today,Copy !req
370. so you literally had to peel back
my name to get to the yogurt.Copy !req
371. What? You can't hear me?Copy !req
372. I'm gonna fart in my yogurt
and you're gonna eat my fart.Copy !req
373. Next.Copy !req
374. Mr. Jablonski?Copy !req
375. Yeah. Teeth.Copy !req
376. So I look at it like this.
I get back out there, do what I gotta do,Copy !req
377. you know, for Mr. Mullet.Copy !req
378. This is chipped, female.Copy !req
379. Appears to be an almost Elder,
roughly 90 years old.Copy !req
380. Ninety?
You probably need to check that again.Copy !req
381. - You sure it's 90?
- I'm sure.Copy !req
382. Huh.Copy !req
383. Okay, whatever.Copy !req
384. Full price still, right?Copy !req
385. I'm sorry. Code 107 in the book
clearly states anything—Copy !req
386. Enough of the codes. It's fine.Copy !req
387. - That's the net for the teeth.
- Yeah, I'll come in… Hey!Copy !req
388. However, due to
the truncated processing time,Copy !req
389. Mr. Seeger would like me to inform you
we need your dues up front,Copy !req
390. which, of course, is $5,000.Copy !req
391. $5,000? I thought it was two?Copy !req
392. Those are 2017 rates, Mr. Jablonski.Copy !req
393. Then there is 15%
off the top of every fang,Copy !req
394. and we have to hold 50%
until we receive your paperwork.Copy !req
395. And, of course, $10
for your membership card,Copy !req
396. which gets you one free app
at Cheesecake Factory.Copy !req
397. - I don't like cheesecake.
- Do you have that?Copy !req
398. Why won't you take the $10 out of that?
Taking everything else.Copy !req
399. You don't have cash on you?
You wanna make me split this?Copy !req
400. Okay, you are good to go.Copy !req
401. Am I?Copy !req
402. If you have any issues with this,Copy !req
403. Carol right here would be happy
to further assist you.Copy !req
404. Oh, great. I see you met your union rep.Copy !req
405. Huh.Copy !req
406. What?Copy !req
407. Come on, Bud.Copy !req
408. Sir, please.Copy !req
409. That new girl's a smoke show.Copy !req
410. Right, but I'm begging you to reconsider.
I'm not meant for the field.Copy !req
411. I just bought an ergonomic chair
with my own money. I'm all in on the desk.Copy !req
412. That's why I need you out there with him.Copy !req
413. Right.
Someone who knows the codes to the letter.Copy !req
414. - Okay, but—
- Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
415. Do you want to move up here?Copy !req
416. You gotta get your ass
out in the field. All right?Copy !req
417. Think about it this way,Copy !req
418. you're gonna be
my eyes and ears, my friend.Copy !req
419. - Right?
- Right—Copy !req
420. And the minute he messes up,
the minute he goes against code,Copy !req
421. you'll be there
reporting it back to me, right?Copy !req
422. The sooner he fucks up,Copy !req
423. the sooner
your sweet cheeks are in Carol's desk.Copy !req
424. You work out?Copy !req
425. - A little.
- Yeah, thought so.Copy !req
426. You're late.Copy !req
427. Close it.Copy !req
428. I was actually here
an hour ago, but you weren't,Copy !req
429. so I went to go get us breakfast.Copy !req
430. I got you an organic,
gluten-free, paleo bran muffin.Copy !req
431. Really? Thank you.Copy !req
432. - I was starving.
- That was a six-dollar muffin.Copy !req
433. - What do you have on?
- What?Copy !req
434. - What are you wearing?
- Just, like, normal clothes.Copy !req
435. The handbook says blend in on the hunt.
Be inconspicuous.Copy !req
436. You have on a suit.
How's that inconspicuous?Copy !req
437. You have on a suit.
We're in the Valley. In the summertime.Copy !req
438. - It's a summery suit.
- A summery suit?Copy !req
439. - Juniper green. Yes.
- What is juniper green?Copy !req
440. A hue of green I found to be complementary
against my skin tone.Copy !req
441. Whatever it is, don't wear it again.Copy !req
442. Look, I'll put myself together,
and we'll take off, all right?Copy !req
443. - Do you have somewhere I can hang this?
- Yep.Copy !req
444. Not there.Copy !req
445. I'll just… hold on to it.Copy !req
446. This ain't gonna last.Copy !req
447. Got enough weapons and ammo in here
to take down El Jefe, huh?Copy !req
448. What you know about El Jefe?Copy !req
449. Oh, come on.
Legendary 700-year-old European vampire.Copy !req
450. Some say he's
at the top of the LA drug trade,Copy !req
451. just waiting for his moment to re-emerge.Copy !req
452. Fangs so sharp, with just one
you could buy a mansion in Bel Air.Copy !req
453. Hmm.Copy !req
454. You sound like Big John.Copy !req
455. Whole lot of gibberish.
You know that's a crock of shit, right?Copy !req
456. I didn't take you for
an arts and crafts guy.Copy !req
457. What are these about?Copy !req
458. Wanna keep your hands off my shit?Copy !req
459. It's my trophy case.Copy !req
460. For each one that I kill, I, uh…Copy !req
461. They're already dead,
but you get my drift.Copy !req
462. 'Cause they're allergic to wood. Smart.Copy !req
463. They're allergic to wood,
but not just any wood. It's mpingo wood.Copy !req
464. The strongest African hardwood.
Not that Ikea shit.Copy !req
465. We mix it with the garlic.
The wooden bullets pierce the heart.Copy !req
466. - The silver—
- Silver to the throat. Right.Copy !req
467. Yeah. Cuts the head off… usually.Copy !req
468. Usually. Right, you are
referring to Uber Vamps,Copy !req
469. who have come back from decapitation.Copy !req
470. Not if you blast the heart with wood
before you cut their throats with silver.Copy !req
471. Mm-hmm. You also forgot to mention
that you can kill them by burning them.Copy !req
472. I didn't forget anything.
That's how I get my money.Copy !req
473. Why would I burn the fangs?
I don't do that.Copy !req
474. Listen, Guacamole Suit,Copy !req
475. right there on the shelf,
grab that for me.Copy !req
476. Get that, we'll take off.Copy !req
477. And remember, whatever you do, don't…Copy !req
478. drop my shit.Copy !req
479. So, uh… where we going?Copy !req
480. I'm going hunting. I don't know about you.Copy !req
481. Why you wearing the seat belt like that?Copy !req
482. Um, yeah,Copy !req
483. I mean, usually the seat belts aren't
like this complicated and heavy. But…Copy !req
484. It's not complicated.
It's just a seat belt. It protects you.Copy !req
485. Sure.Copy !req
486. Sure. It's still protecting me though.
If anything happened, it's just—Copy !req
487. See? It still catches me.Copy !req
488. I see.Copy !req
489. It's gonna be a long day.Copy !req
490. So, are you gonna tell me
what we're doing at an animal shelter?Copy !req
491. I'm gonna tell you shit.Copy !req
492. What you know about Juvies?Copy !req
493. Juvies or Juveniles, AKA Zombie Vamps,Copy !req
494. formed when an already young vamp
turns somebody else.Copy !req
495. Instead of the strength of a full vamp,Copy !req
496. they lack regenerative abilities
and appear more dead than alive.Copy !req
497. They can't process human blood yet,
so what do they do?Copy !req
498. - I'm aware.
- They feed off of small animals, rodents.Copy !req
499. So you've read the book?Copy !req
500. I don't have to read it. I'm out here.Copy !req
501. What about different species of vampires?Copy !req
502. I know there are five types. Southern,
Eastern, Spider, Uber, and Juvenile.Copy !req
503. They're largely solitary,
but when together, there is a hierarchy.Copy !req
504. They organize by age. What else?Copy !req
505. Sunlight's the only thing
they're scared of.Copy !req
506. They can't reproduce,
but they can turn people.Copy !req
507. Should I continue?Copy !req
508. - What about familiars?
- You think this guy's one?Copy !req
509. I don't know. You tell me.Copy !req
510. Hmm?Copy !req
511. I think he fits the profile.Copy !req
512. - You think so?
- Absolutely.Copy !req
513. More powerful vamps
have more powerful familiars.Copy !req
514. And when it comes to Juvies,
a little kid like this,Copy !req
515. he's probably grabbing those cats for 'em,
try to get 'em turned.Copy !req
516. - Oh, man.
- What?Copy !req
517. No, I'm just a big cat lover.
I got two of them myself.Copy !req
518. Oh. Okay.Copy !req
519. Well, that explains it.Copy !req
520. - Want to see a picture?
- No, I don't.Copy !req
521. Maybe later.Copy !req
522. All right. Here we go.Copy !req
523. There's his car.Copy !req
524. Canoga Bowl, closed for 18 months.Copy !req
525. It's perfect.Copy !req
526. - Can I offer some advice?
- No.Copy !req
527. I mean, economically speaking,
why go after Juvies?Copy !req
528. Why not let them ripen,
come back when their teeth are valuable?Copy !req
529. I could come back in September,
but, right now, I'm out of time.Copy !req
530. And beggars can't be choosers.Copy !req
531. Plus, you don't want
these things biting people, do you?Copy !req
532. Wait. Why don't you have time?Copy !req
533. - Why you ask me so many questions?
- I'm just—Copy !req
534. Just stay in the truck
and do your business.Copy !req
535. Stay in the truck? No, I have to be
with you at all times in the field.Copy !req
536. - Union rules.
- Other than keeping you alive,Copy !req
537. I don't give a shit about rules.Copy !req
538. No, no, you don't understand. All times.Copy !req
539. You're gonna stay in this car.
With that in mind, here.Copy !req
540. - What? No, I don't believe in guns.
- You don't believe in 'em?Copy !req
541. No, they're amoral. They're
killing machines. They're not for me.Copy !req
542. When I was a kid, I tried
shooting a squirrel with a BB gunCopy !req
543. and I just couldn't. All right?Copy !req
544. I still have nightmares
where I can see his little faceCopy !req
545. making little squirrel noises,
and I still have nightmares about it.Copy !req
546. Made squirrel noises, huh?Copy !req
547. - What does a squirrel noise sound like?
- It's like…Copy !req
548. Whatever! I don't want to talk about it.Copy !req
549. Stay in the truck.Copy !req
550. It's impossible.Copy !req
551. How the hell can you be here?Copy !req
552. It's daytime.Copy !req
553. You've been a bad boy, Troy.Copy !req
554. Did you know that a vampire
cannot live without its fangs?Copy !req
555. And yet, for whatever reason,
whatever cruel joke from the gods…Copy !req
556. they are the one thing
we cannot regenerate.Copy !req
557. Everything that makes a vampire a predatorCopy !req
558. is in its fangs.Copy !req
559. Each set is a life
that could have lived a thousand lives.Copy !req
560. Lives that you had a part in ending.Copy !req
561. Yet it wasn't always like this, you know?Copy !req
562. There was a time when you humans,
you worshiped us as gods.Copy !req
563. Right here in this valley, you built
temples of blood and bone to honor us.Copy !req
564. And then you turned on us.Copy !req
565. Well, guess what?Copy !req
566. I'm gonna take back what's ours,Copy !req
567. one property at a time.Copy !req
568. The way I see it,
you have two choices, two doors.Copy !req
569. One, you bend the knee
and join me in service and you live.Copy !req
570. And two…Copy !req
571. you don't.Copy !req
572. All right.
So what the hell do you want? Huh?Copy !req
573. Who brought you this tooth?Copy !req
574. A name.Copy !req
575. You're so full of shit, lady.Copy !req
576. You think you're a god?Copy !req
577. You're not gods. You're a big mistake.Copy !req
578. You're a genetic mutation
that would've died outCopy !req
579. if there hadn't been a stinking hole
for y'all to crawl into.Copy !req
580. Door number two it is.Copy !req
581. No. No!Copy !req
582. No!Copy !req
583. Time for the tooth fairy.Copy !req
584. - Ah!Copy !req
585. Hello, sir.Copy !req
586. How are we on this fine morning?Copy !req
587. Any violations to report?Copy !req
588. He is certainly heading that way,Copy !req
589. but nothing verified quite yet.Copy !req
590. Well, where is he now?Copy !req
591. He left me in the car
and went into a bowling alley.Copy !req
592. You didn't follow him?Copy !req
593. I thought he was gonna shoot me.
He's very difficult to reason with, sir.Copy !req
594. Kid! You want your promotion?Copy !req
595. You want Carol's desk?Copy !req
596. Then get off your ass,
get in there, and verify those violations.Copy !req
597. Ugh! Hair on your nipples!Copy !req
598. - Bud?
- Seth!Copy !req
599. Seth!Copy !req
600. Shit.Copy !req
601. - Bud!
- Hurry up! Shoot it!Copy !req
602. I… I don't have my gun!Copy !req
603. - Give me my shotgun!Copy !req
604. I'm just an observer!Copy !req
605. Your gonna be hors d'œuvre
if you don't give me that gun!Copy !req
606. Shit! Shit! Shit!Copy !req
607. Whoa! I'm sorry!Copy !req
608. Next time I tell you, "Gimme that
goddamn gun," you gimme that goddamn gun!Copy !req
609. - Now duck!
- What?Copy !req
610. I said duck!Copy !req
611. You okay?Copy !req
612. Oh, jeez. That was horrible.Copy !req
613. These Juvie teeth ain't worth shit,
but get enough of 'em…Copy !req
614. It's a number game, like you said.
Uh, you okay?Copy !req
615. What's going on?Copy !req
616. Oh, come on. No, no, I'm not okay.Copy !req
617. - All right? Look at me!
- What?Copy !req
618. Vampires just tried to kill me.Copy !req
619. You put a gun in my face,Copy !req
620. and now I just pissed
my favorite fucking suit!Copy !req
621. Hey, hey. Relax. You did good in there.Copy !req
622. You did good in there.Copy !req
623. Besides, everybody pisses themselves
the first time.Copy !req
624. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
625. - Did you?
- No, I… No, I didn't. But listen, you did.Copy !req
626. Here, dry your eyes. Dry your eyes, okay.Copy !req
627. You know what?Copy !req
628. Put it on me. My bad.
We bit off more than we could chew today.Copy !req
629. So why don't we go home, get some rest.Copy !req
630. In the morning,
we'll kick some motherfucking ass. Okay?Copy !req
631. - Okay.
- All right, come on.Copy !req
632. Let's get in the car.Copy !req
633. What the fuck is that?
What'd you eat today?Copy !req
634. You know what?Copy !req
635. Let's have you get in the back.Copy !req
636. Don't want you
to get that on my vintage seats.Copy !req
637. - What, are you serious?
- Damn right.Copy !req
638. Come on. Gotta move.Copy !req
639. Hang your leg out the back
so we can air dry.Copy !req
640. Hey. Hey!Copy !req
641. - You forgot your man purse.
- Wait. That's expens—Copy !req
642. You gotta get some of this too.Copy !req
643. I'm sure you know, Mr. Union Man.
But when vamps are killed,Copy !req
644. they release a gas that gets on you
that other vamps can sniff out.Copy !req
645. So you got to get all of that off.
Here, take this.Copy !req
646. It's my special blend,
like a little, uh, skunk musk, okay?Copy !req
647. - Now, get that on you, in the shower.
- Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
648. On every inch of you, okay?Copy !req
649. Be extremely careful.
Don't get it in your eyes.Copy !req
650. And whatever you do…Copy !req
651. - Don't get it in your butthole.
- What happens in the butthole?Copy !req
652. I mean, it can't kill you, but…Copy !req
653. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
654. By the way, lock your doors,
don't come out after dark, and, uh…Copy !req
655. - Guess what?
- What?Copy !req
656. You're dried up.Copy !req
657. Oh!Copy !req
658. - Oh God. It's okay.
- I'm sorry about that.Copy !req
659. - No, no, me. I got it.
- It's okay.Copy !req
660. My fault. I couldn't see over my baskets.Copy !req
661. I got it. This is a…
You a… you a doctor?Copy !req
662. Uh, nurse, actually.Copy !req
663. Hope you don't think this is weird,
but you got a lot of scrubs.Copy !req
664. Yeah, I mean, I hate doing laundry.Copy !req
665. So I kind of just kept buying new ones.Copy !req
666. - Got out of control.
- Okay.Copy !req
667. But, hey, new apartment.
Why not start off on the right foot?Copy !req
668. Yeah. Well, welcome to the building.
I'm right there in 20.Copy !req
669. - Oh! Well, I'm Heather. I'm in 19.
- Well, I'm Bud 20.Copy !req
670. Can you help me with that actually?Copy !req
671. Oh. Yeah.Copy !req
672. - Thanks.
- Yeah, no problem.Copy !req
673. - You can just put that down anywhere.
- Sure. Okay.Copy !req
674. See you've got a retro vibe poppin', huh?Copy !req
675. - Dig that.
- Thanks.Copy !req
676. I wish I had a beer
or something to offer you.Copy !req
677. Uh, a previous tenant left some ice cream
in the freezer, if you're interested.Copy !req
678. No, thanks. I'll take a rain check.Copy !req
679. - You sure?
- Yeah. Welcome to the building.Copy !req
680. Thank you.Copy !req
681. Feeling better?Copy !req
682. Not really.Copy !req
683. Got a little bit of that
yellow stuff in my butthole.Copy !req
684. It was so much worse
than what you even described.Copy !req
685. Bet it was.Copy !req
686. You looking for something?Copy !req
687. - Whoa. Hey, that's personal.
- No, no, no.Copy !req
688. "Violation code 101, terminated vamps
and didn't report to the union."Copy !req
689. "Violation code 276, breaking and entering
without union sanctions."Copy !req
690. - But that did happen.
- Violation. Violation. Violation.Copy !req
691. Oh, look at this. "Needs to
reimburse me for six-dollar muffin"?Copy !req
692. It's standard union procedure.Copy !req
693. - I have to document everything.
- It's not.Copy !req
694. It's for Seeger, to keep me out the union.
Ain't that great?Copy !req
695. You almost got me killed yesterday.Copy !req
696. You almost got yourself killed yesterday.Copy !req
697. I told you, stay your punk-ass in the car.
That's why I work by myself.Copy !req
698. Listen. What? You're gonna die
in the name of kissing your boss's ass?Copy !req
699. Well, he didn't give me a choice, okay?Copy !req
700. Listen to me, Mr. Union Fellow.Copy !req
701. I may not follow all the union rules,
but let me tell you something.Copy !req
702. If we went by the book,
we'd both be dead by now.Copy !req
703. And you saw that yesterday.Copy !req
704. Look. Just give me a couple of days.Copy !req
705. Okay, a couple days.Copy !req
706. So what's on the agenda today?Copy !req
707. Like every day.Copy !req
708. Hunting vampires.Copy !req
709. Bud, what are we
doing at a pawn shop?Copy !req
710. This dude's cheap as shit,
but he got goods we need in order to, uh…Copy !req
711. What the hell?Copy !req
712. Oh Jesus.Copy !req
713. Shut up. Shut up.Copy !req
714. Hey, hey.Copy !req
715. Don't you puke in here!
Don't touch nothing. Don't leave your DNA.Copy !req
716. I swallowed it.Copy !req
717. Troy.Copy !req
718. Troy?Copy !req
719. Damn it.Copy !req
720. Wait, is that…Copy !req
721. It was.Copy !req
722. Oh no.Copy !req
723. Who… who does that?Copy !req
724. All right, we got to move.Copy !req
725. Wait a minute. Take this.Copy !req
726. Ow!Copy !req
727. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
728. - It's not right, okay. Wait—
- Damn right. How you think he feels, huh?Copy !req
729. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
730. Wait. You can't leave.
That's against protocol.Copy !req
731. We have to call the union
and wait for them.Copy !req
732. - Code 233 says any hunter who encounters…
- Code? I don't give a shit.Copy !req
733. …suspicious civilian death
will be under 30-day suspension—Copy !req
734. We don't have 30 days. I don't give fuck!Copy !req
735. We gotta leave.
There's other vamps around here. Let's go.Copy !req
736. No, no. I'm calling.Copy !req
737. Whoa! We have dead humans here.
We have to report this.Copy !req
738. That ain't no dead human!
That's my friend!Copy !req
739. Listen, I'm not telling you
you cannot report it.Copy !req
740. I'm just telling you to delay it.Copy !req
741. We'll make an anonymous call to the cops,
and, after 24 hours,Copy !req
742. you can make
your funky little report. Let's go!Copy !req
743. Why do you care?
What difference does a day make?Copy !req
744. I'm gonna lose my family in a day.
That's the difference.Copy !req
745. What?Copy !req
746. Look, if I don't score some prices
at union wages by Monday,Copy !req
747. my wife and my daughter move to Florida.Copy !req
748. That means, if you call Seeger,
I'm gonna lose my family.Copy !req
749. I'm… I'm sorry.Copy !req
750. Yeah, I bet you are.Copy !req
751. So what you're saying
is you kinda need me.Copy !req
752. But…Copy !req
753. No, I didn't… I didn't say I need you.
I didn't say that.Copy !req
754. - No, I just mean…
- I didn't say that.Copy !req
755. You told me your secrets.
I'm gonna break protocol for you.Copy !req
756. - So we're like a team, partners, whatever.
- I didn't say partners.Copy !req
757. - Crockett and Tubbs.
- No.Copy !req
758. - Any partnership you find satisfactory.
- Listen.Copy !req
759. What I'm saying is this,Copy !req
760. is as a man,
just give me till the weekend.Copy !req
761. Yeah, okay. Until the weekend.Copy !req
762. Yeah.Copy !req
763. Look. What do you want me to do?Copy !req
764. If I keep… he's gonna suspect something.Copy !req
765. Just relax.Copy !req
766. I got a tip on this house
from Big J.Copy !req
767. Why don't you
check the glove box right now?Copy !req
768. Yeah.Copy !req
769. That's what we're doing right there.Copy !req
770. That's what we doing.Copy !req
771. These… garlic grenades.Copy !req
772. Pull the pin, garlic and sawdust
comes out, clears the room.Copy !req
773. I think. Haven't actually had to use it.Copy !req
774. But, in theory,
that's what's gonna happen.Copy !req
775. An unproven weapon
for my first real vampire fight.Copy !req
776. - That's wonderful. Thank you.
- Shit. Shit!Copy !req
777. What, what?Copy !req
778. Goddamn Nazarian Brothers.Copy !req
779. Wait, the Nazarian brothers.
Oh, they're big-time hunters.Copy !req
780. Yeah, not bigger than me, though.Copy !req
781. Cleared out all of Glendale,
now they're headed west.Copy !req
782. - Hey, Bud.Copy !req
783. I thought I smelled chlorine.Copy !req
784. Funny. Thought I smelled shit.Copy !req
785. - Who's the cupcake?
- Seth.Copy !req
786. I'm his union rep. But you can
call me Cupcake or whatever you prefer.Copy !req
787. - I'm a big fan, by the way.
- Want to get a selfie for your Instagram?Copy !req
788. What you guys doing in Simi Valley?Copy !req
789. You know what we're doing here, bro.Copy !req
790. We let you do the hard part for us,Copy !req
791. figure out which house
is hiding the goods, then, you know.Copy !req
792. You got me twisted.
I did the work, but ain't do it for you.Copy !req
793. Oh, come on, Bud. Think about it.Copy !req
794. Waste a week waiting for the right moment
that we just might take from you?Copy !req
795. Or we run up there in force right now.Copy !req
796. Sack the place together.
Split the money down the middle.Copy !req
797. Well, one, ain't nobody
taking shit from me.Copy !req
798. And two…Copy !req
799. Yeah. It's a good idea.Copy !req
800. - Wanna get a selfie?Copy !req
801. Right now? Is that appropriate?Copy !req
802. - We can wait—
- That's not appropriate at all.Copy !req
803. - What's this?
- Keep your neck from getting chewed out.Copy !req
804. Take this. Stay behind me,
I keep you alive.Copy !req
805. Don't shoot where they are.
Shoot where they're gonna be.Copy !req
806. You ready? Let's go.Copy !req
807. What's the garlic for?Copy !req
808. Any vamp gets close to me,
I spit in their eye,Copy !req
809. melt hole in their fucking head.Copy !req
810. Bro, you got any more gum?Copy !req
811. - You always share that with your brother?
- We share everything.Copy !req
812. D, you're supposed
to pry that shit open, not smash it.Copy !req
813. Hey. Are we inside the house or not, bro?Copy !req
814. Don't even think about it.Copy !req
815. - Got him.Copy !req
816. - Nice shot, bro.
- Time to get paid.Copy !req
817. Open up.Copy !req
818. I told him not to do it.Copy !req
819. - Really?
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
820. - Put that gun down.
- Okay.Copy !req
821. - Take your finger off the trigger.
- Right. Okay.Copy !req
822. Just watch my six.Copy !req
823. Six… Uh…Copy !req
824. - It's a hive.
- What?Copy !req
825. Showtime, bro.Copy !req
826. Head on out.Copy !req
827. Bitch-ass.Copy !req
828. Keep your head on a swivel, all right?
And stay away from the walls.Copy !req
829. - Oh, shit! Bud!Copy !req
830. Bud! I don't… What do I do?Copy !req
831. Ah! You gotta stop wiggling!Copy !req
832. Oh no!Copy !req
833. No!Copy !req
834. - Oh shit! The gun's broken!Copy !req
835. - Take the safety off!
- Help, Bud! My gun's not working.Copy !req
836. Oh, come on!Copy !req
837. Oh God!Copy !req
838. Ah!Copy !req
839. Ah!Copy !req
840. Buckshot mouthwash, baby.Copy !req
841. Nice, bro. Yes.Copy !req
842. I got six.Copy !req
843. You got six, I got five.
I'll catch you up.Copy !req
844. Oh shit! Bud, help me!Copy !req
845. - Wait, hold up! Wait, hold on! Ah!Copy !req
846. Don't let it bite you!Copy !req
847. Haircut time, bro.Copy !req
848. I'm out!Copy !req
849. Ah!Copy !req
850. Bud, help me! Bud, help!Copy !req
851. This motherfucker threw me up the stairs?Copy !req
852. - Ah!Copy !req
853. Bro, send one!Copy !req
854. No good!Copy !req
855. Nice work, bro.Copy !req
856. Help! Ah! Help me!Copy !req
857. - Seth, my shotgun!Copy !req
858. - Big money, baby.
- Huh? This is what I was talking about.Copy !req
859. - This was good, yes?
- Very good.Copy !req
860. What happened to you? You piss your pants?Copy !req
861. It's kinda my thing.Copy !req
862. - Bro.
- What you doing? What're you doing?Copy !req
863. Listen, pee-pee pants,
this is man's world, not little boy.Copy !req
864. Gonna get you a Pamper.
Anyway, listen. Be safe, man. Okay?Copy !req
865. I'mma take this and put it
towards my baby girl's tuition, you know?Copy !req
866. That's why I'm out here. You know…Copy !req
867. Familiar on the run.Copy !req
868. I got it.Copy !req
869. - He's up again. That was vampire.
- I know.Copy !req
870. Streets done changed. I hear
they got this sunscreen that they put on.Copy !req
871. It's real thick, and they can now last
out in the sunlight like 15, 20 minutes.Copy !req
872. You know it's made
from the shell of desert tortoise.Copy !req
873. It's illegal in 40 countries, right, bro?Copy !req
874. Vampire sunscreen? The Valley?
I don't like the sound of this.Copy !req
875. - Hey, wait, this doesn't make sense.
- 'Sup?Copy !req
876. Okay, that's a Spider, but that's an Uber.Copy !req
877. Those are Southerns, and…Copy !req
878. Yeah, that's an Eastern.
You can tell by his fangs in the front.Copy !req
879. Ain't Bloods and Crips.
It's the Valley. They cross-pollinate.Copy !req
880. No, these vamps would never
choose to live together.Copy !req
881. Ubers are solo-nesters.Copy !req
882. Spiders co-habitate,
but never with Easterns and Southerns.Copy !req
883. - They'd steal their food.
- Listen to this kid. Huh?Copy !req
884. This joker reads a few books,
he thinks he knows more than the pros.Copy !req
885. No, no, wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
886. Kid makes a good point.Copy !req
887. - But…Copy !req
888. But I'm outta time. I gotta go
pick up the little one. Come on.Copy !req
889. Pull these fangs. And why don't you
go to the bathroom and dry off your dick.Copy !req
890. You okay?Copy !req
891. I don't know.Copy !req
892. I just keep thinking about
how all those vampires we just killedCopy !req
893. used to be regular people.Copy !req
894. There you go.Copy !req
895. The old vampires-are-just-like-us routine.Copy !req
896. But they're not, Seth.Copy !req
897. You know what I see when I see a vamp?
A big old dollar sign.Copy !req
898. 'Cause all they are
is murderers and liars.Copy !req
899. It ain't Brad Pitt in a leather jacket
and some blood raves.Copy !req
900. It's not Eclipse. It's not New Moon.
It's not Breaking Dawn Part One.Copy !req
901. It ain't like that, all right?Copy !req
902. Why do you know the names
to all the specific Twilight films?Copy !req
903. What's your gripe
with Breaking Dawn Part 2?Copy !req
904. It's the exciting conclusion
of the whole Twilight Saga.Copy !req
905. Wha… Have you seen Part 2?Copy !req
906. Bella has her baby now. It's insane.Copy !req
907. - She had the baby?
- Oh, I wish I was you!Copy !req
908. To experience that the first time.
You're in for a treat.Copy !req
909. My daughter hipped me to all that.
I don't get into all that.Copy !req
910. But you got something different, Seth.Copy !req
911. You're tougher than you think you are.Copy !req
912. No.Copy !req
913. I'm serious.Copy !req
914. You're just saying that
so I don't report you.Copy !req
915. No, I'm not. You got what it takes.
I'm telling you. You have that instinct.Copy !req
916. You could be a real hunter out here.Copy !req
917. Telling you right now.Copy !req
918. Fuck Carol.Copy !req
919. Fuck accounting.Copy !req
920. You could do this.Copy !req
921. - Hey. Hey!
- Hi, Dad!Copy !req
922. - Dad? What happened to "Daddy"?
- Little kids say "Daddy."Copy !req
923. Oh, is that right? "Dad," huh?Copy !req
924. Everything's changing around here.Copy !req
925. You're late. Again.Copy !req
926. So what is all this?Copy !req
927. Well, I can't actually sell the house
without putting it on the market.Copy !req
928. Yeah. Last I checked,
it's three days until Monday, isn't it?Copy !req
929. Come on, Dad.
We're gonna be late to the party.Copy !req
930. You know, I was thinking,
what if we don't go?Copy !req
931. What if we stay here at the house
and eat pizza, some ice cream—Copy !req
932. Bud. No. She's been talking about this
all week. You promised.Copy !req
933. Yeah, well, I just didn't think
it was the right time right now.Copy !req
934. What? Okay, give me a reason why.Copy !req
935. Right. So, Daddy was just kidding.
He was just being weird.Copy !req
936. - Yeah.
- Yeah, you guys are going to a party!Copy !req
937. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right.
- See, Daddy was just being strange.Copy !req
938. - Strange, yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
939. - Come on.
- Bye.Copy !req
940. - Bye, baby.
- Bye.Copy !req
941. - Cake time, baby. I'll check on the kids.
- All right.Copy !req
942. Hello?Copy !req
943. I've been looking for you, Bud.Copy !req
944. Who is this?Copy !req
945. Troy spoke so highly of you.Copy !req
946. Your name was the last thing
on his lips when he died.Copy !req
947. You know how this ends, don't you?Copy !req
948. You tell me.Copy !req
949. With you on your knees in front of me,Copy !req
950. begging for the lives
of your wife and your daughter.Copy !req
951. You took something from me, and now
I'm gonna take everything from you.Copy !req
952. Enjoy the party.Copy !req
953. - Yay!Copy !req
954. Aw. Nice. Ha-ha. That's so nice.Copy !req
955. We gotta go, baby.
That's so nice. Happy birthday.Copy !req
956. Yeah. Right now.Copy !req
957. Up, up, up.Copy !req
958. Look, buckle yourself in, okay?Copy !req
959. Look, in here, all right.
Now let's put your headphones on, okay?Copy !req
960. Got your iPad right here.
Now listen. Dad's gonna be driving.Copy !req
961. You might feel a little swerving,
but that's just my special driving.Copy !req
962. Just pick up, pick up, pick up.Copy !req
963. Can't talk. Meeting a realtor.Copy !req
964. - Don't hang up!
- Why? Is Paige okay?Copy !req
965. - Uh, yeah, she's great, but, uh…Copy !req
966. Look, Joss, we're in trouble, okay?
All of us.Copy !req
967. What? What are you talking about?Copy !req
968. There's a lot I need to tell you.Copy !req
969. I know you've had trouble
trusting me in the past.Copy !req
970. I know you think I keep things from you,
but right now you gotta trust me.Copy !req
971. - I don't want to lose either of you.
- Now you're freaking me out.Copy !req
972. Pack your bags, be ready to go,
and I will explain everything, okay?Copy !req
973. - A bag?Copy !req
974. All right.Copy !req
975. Hey. You took your headphones off, huh?Copy !req
976. I already won my race.
Besides, looks like you can use my help.Copy !req
977. Uh, you're not wrong on that.Copy !req
978. Light!Copy !req
979. - Whoa!Copy !req
980. Car!Copy !req
981. - [skiddingCopy !req
982. Thank you!Copy !req
983. All right, big jump. Big jump!Copy !req
984. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
985. There's a guy on the right!Copy !req
986. - Hold on.Copy !req
987. Cover your ears, sweetie.Copy !req
988. That was awesome.Copy !req
989. Yeah? Just don't tell your mother.Copy !req
990. Come on. All right. Come on. Let's run.Copy !req
991. - Ever heard of Jackie Joyner-Kersee?
- Uh, no.Copy !req
992. - I'll show her to you.
- Okay.Copy !req
993. - No! No! No!Copy !req
994. No!Copy !req
995. No, no, no! Stop!Copy !req
996. Hola, Bud.Copy !req
997. I told you you'd be on your knees
begging for their lives.Copy !req
998. It's okay. It's okay.Copy !req
999. So beg.Copy !req
1000. - Go to hell.
- Oh, your compadre said the same thing.Copy !req
1001. Oh shit. Baby, I'm sorry.Copy !req
1002. I'm sorry for this, Joss. Are you okay?Copy !req
1003. Yeah.Copy !req
1004. What is happening, Bud?Copy !req
1005. I could try to explain it right now,
but it's not gonna make any sense.Copy !req
1006. - But—
- But what?Copy !req
1007. I'm not exactly a pool cleaner.Copy !req
1008. Well, then what are you?Copy !req
1009. I…Copy !req
1010. hunt vampires.Copy !req
1011. - What?
- Yeah. I hunt vampires.Copy !req
1012. - Vampires?
- Yeah. That's what I do.Copy !req
1013. - Vampires?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1014. Okay, so all of the lies, all of
the late-night calls, all of the locks…Copy !req
1015. Come on, man.Copy !req
1016. The reason I'm separated
from the man I love is vampires? Ow!Copy !req
1017. Stop choking her like that!Copy !req
1018. Come on, Bud. We said
we were gonna be honest with each other.Copy !req
1019. We are.Copy !req
1020. - I know. Don't even look at it.
- Oh my God!Copy !req
1021. - Listen…Copy !req
1022. I wanted to tell you,
I just didn't know how.Copy !req
1023. Okay. Okay, so…Copy !req
1024. Uh, what do you want?Copy !req
1025. What do I want?Copy !req
1026. You and your daughter.Copy !req
1027. - They're not a part of this!
- Pendejo, you made them a part of it!Copy !req
1028. Don't touch me!Copy !req
1029. Don't touch her!Copy !req
1030. I'm not afraid of you.Copy !req
1031. Such a brave muñeca.Copy !req
1032. Take them.Copy !req
1033. - No! No!
No, don't touch her!Copy !req
1034. - Leave her alone! Get your hands off her!
- Don't touch her!Copy !req
1035. I'll come get you!Copy !req
1036. - Daddy!Copy !req
1037. - I'mma fix all of this. I love y'all!
- Cálmate, Bud.Copy !req
1038. A new day is dawning, and at least
your little girl's gonna be a part of it.Copy !req
1039. Get off of me.Copy !req
1040. First, I'm gonna turn her,Copy !req
1041. and then I'm gonna watch
as she drinks your wife.Copy !req
1042. I wish you could be there to see it,Copy !req
1043. but I'm afraid
someone's having you for dinner.Copy !req
1044. Buen provecho.Copy !req
1045. Daddy!Copy !req
1046. Oh, I'm alive.Copy !req
1047. Oh, Bud.Copy !req
1048. Oh!Copy !req
1049. Oh, I feel weird.Copy !req
1050. Yeah, I bet… I bet you do.Copy !req
1051. What happened to me?Copy !req
1052. Just some bullshit. You know how shit go.Copy !req
1053. But, uh…Copy !req
1054. - You probably wanna… check your teeth.Copy !req
1055. Check my teeth?Copy !req
1056. Yeah, just check them.
There's a mirror over there.Copy !req
1057. Oh…Copy !req
1058. Oh! Oh no!Copy !req
1059. Oh no. Oh, that's not good.Copy !req
1060. - What! That was totally involuntary.
- It's like a hiccup, probably.Copy !req
1061. - I'm sorry, man, it was all my fault.Copy !req
1062. How you feel?Copy !req
1063. Pretty horrified
about the fact that I'm a vampire.Copy !req
1064. - Right. Right.
- But also like…Copy !req
1065. - I don't know, kind of amazing.
- Yeah, like—Copy !req
1066. Like my blood, it just…
it feels like it's on fire—Copy !req
1067. Like you had, like,
a lot of energy drinks.Copy !req
1068. Oh, I can smell everything!Copy !req
1069. Oh God, did I shit myself this time?Copy !req
1070. No, no, no, you look fine.Copy !req
1071. - Is there like a mark?
- No, you look good.Copy !req
1072. Everything looks great.Copy !req
1073. Listen, let's just take it easy.Copy !req
1074. - We're gonna work this out.Copy !req
1075. Oh wow.Copy !req
1076. Mainly I just… Whoa, I just feelCopy !req
1077. hungry!Copy !req
1078. Goddamn it, Seth.Copy !req
1079. I'm sorry, kid.Copy !req
1080. I'm actually gonna miss you, man,
you know?Copy !req
1081. It's crazy how
you get attached to someone.Copy !req
1082. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1083. Bud?Copy !req
1084. Huh?Copy !req
1085. You cut my head off.
I thought we were friends.Copy !req
1086. I… You rushed me.Copy !req
1087. It's just reaction. That's what I do.Copy !req
1088. It's in my blood. It's like…
You ever see Tyson? He…Copy !req
1089. You don't walk up on Tyson, either.Copy !req
1090. Friendship is complicated, huh?Copy !req
1091. Yeah, friendships are complicated.Copy !req
1092. All right, wait. Follow my voice.
Left, there. Yep, okay.Copy !req
1093. Easy. No. Okay, easy, easy.Copy !req
1094. Okay, here we go.Copy !req
1095. The fuck?Copy !req
1096. Okay, gentle.Copy !req
1097. Gentle.Copy !req
1098. Huh. Still fits.Copy !req
1099. Wha…Copy !req
1100. Oh, it's been quite the week.Copy !req
1101. Yeah, it has. You good?Copy !req
1102. - How do I look?
- You look all right.Copy !req
1103. - You feel all right?
- You swear?Copy !req
1104. - Yeah.Copy !req
1105. - Hey!
- Sorry. Just kidding.Copy !req
1106. - Okay. All right.
- Too soon. Too soon. All right.Copy !req
1107. Hey, I'm sorry I tried to eat you.Copy !req
1108. How 'bout we not report this
to Seeger until Monday?Copy !req
1109. Seeger, shit. Oh, what?
You don't think he's gonna notice?Copy !req
1110. What, am I just supposed to
wear turtlenecks from now on?Copy !req
1111. I mean, I do look good in a T-neck,
but that's not sustainable.Copy !req
1112. - Wait. Where are we going?
- Going to get my family back.Copy !req
1113. I have to stop at my place
and get some information.Copy !req
1114. What's going on with your neck?
Is it repairing itself?Copy !req
1115. I actually think it is.Copy !req
1116. Just be careful.
Don't go over any speed bumps.Copy !req
1117. Damn. Damn.Copy !req
1118. My bad.Copy !req
1119. You have a driving problem.
You know that, right?Copy !req
1120. I gotta go to apartment 19.Copy !req
1121. I'll be back in five.Copy !req
1122. Heather, you just moved in.
Leaving so soon?Copy !req
1123. Bud, just listen to me.Copy !req
1124. Look, we need to talk.Copy !req
1125. Talk? Vampires kidnapped my family.
You want to talk?Copy !req
1126. - I didn't have a choice.
- I don't give a rat's ass.Copy !req
1127. This is stupid, Bud.
Let me at least explain.Copy !req
1128. Okay, listen.Copy !req
1129. Because of you, my family got kidnapped,
and my friend is dead.Copy !req
1130. Or undead.Copy !req
1131. So I don't want no problems, I just…Copy !req
1132. That's what she does, Bud.Copy !req
1133. - She turns people against their will.Copy !req
1134. I wasn't even a familiar.
She just… just did this to me.Copy !req
1135. You think I want
to work for a monster like her?Copy !req
1136. Then why do you?Copy !req
1137. - She's my maker, okay?
- What?Copy !req
1138. And an Uber Vamp.Copy !req
1139. Look, she forced me to get close to you.Copy !req
1140. She wanted to get back at you
for what you did to her.Copy !req
1141. What you talking about?Copy !req
1142. She just…
She just wanted to know how to hurt you.Copy !req
1143. Why?Copy !req
1144. So you just gonna
light your finger on fire, huh?Copy !req
1145. You killed a vampire Monday, didn't you?Copy !req
1146. - Sweet old lady?
- Not so sweet, actually.Copy !req
1147. That was Audrey's daughter.Copy !req
1148. Daughter? How?Copy !req
1149. When she came over, she had
a little girl she had to leave behind.Copy !req
1150. So by the time they went back,
found her, and turned her, she was old.Copy !req
1151. - And I killed her.
- And you killed her.Copy !req
1152. And now they got Paige and Jocelyn.Copy !req
1153. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1154. - Hey, Bud. I don't feel so good.Copy !req
1155. Could you hold my head for a little?Copy !req
1156. Holy shit.Copy !req
1157. You're walking on sacred ground.
You should be honored.Copy !req
1158. Where are you taking us?Copy !req
1159. - Why, are you frightened?
- No.Copy !req
1160. You should be.Copy !req
1161. Well, then you don't know me
that well, bitch. Ah!Copy !req
1162. Why are you doing this?Copy !req
1163. Paige, don't talk to her.Copy !req
1164. She has a right to know.Copy !req
1165. You don't get to decide—Copy !req
1166. I had a daughter once, feisty like you.Copy !req
1167. I wanted to make a better world for her,Copy !req
1168. a world where
she could be free from hiding.Copy !req
1169. But your father took that away from me.Copy !req
1170. But now, you see,
it's only fair I take you away from him.Copy !req
1171. - If you hurt her, I'll kill you.Copy !req
1172. But I'm already dead.Copy !req
1173. I'm not gonna hurt her, Ms. Jablonski.Copy !req
1174. I'm gonna make sure
no one can ever hurt her again.Copy !req
1175. - You should thank me.Copy !req
1176. A war is coming,Copy !req
1177. and your little girl's
gonna be on the winning side.Copy !req
1178. - No!
- Paige!Copy !req
1179. Let me go.Copy !req
1180. No. No!Copy !req
1181. - Come on.Copy !req
1182. - Seth, hold your head still.Copy !req
1183. Looks like they turned him with Uber blood
so he'll be unpredictable for a while.Copy !req
1184. He'll get under control eventually.Copy !req
1185. Here.Copy !req
1186. No, I'm pescatarian.Copy !req
1187. Come on.Copy !req
1188. Mm. Mmm!Copy !req
1189. You hunters are always
complaining about LA running dry.Copy !req
1190. That's what Audrey's trying to change.Copy !req
1191. It's, like, sweet but a little tangy.Copy !req
1192. That's nice.
Oh yeah, get inside of me.Copy !req
1193. She uses her cover as a realtor
to buy properties all over the ValleyCopy !req
1194. and move vamps
back in amongst the rest of us.Copy !req
1195. Within a year, all vamp activity in LACopy !req
1196. will be traceable
to her sitting at the top.Copy !req
1197. Not if I get to her first.Copy !req
1198. I'll lead the way.Copy !req
1199. - All right, I'm coming too.
- No, no, no. No. Hell no, Seth.Copy !req
1200. You got too much energy now.
You fresh off some blood.Copy !req
1201. I don't want you to switch up on me,
try to bite my kidneys out.Copy !req
1202. No, Bud, listen. They tortured me.Copy !req
1203. Okay, they drank my blood.
They cut my head off.Copy !req
1204. I guess technically you cut my head off,
but they turned me into this, okay?Copy !req
1205. - I want to help take her down.
- Okay.Copy !req
1206. We'll get you changed,
head back to my spot, and we'll gear up.Copy !req
1207. - Oh, right now?
- Yeah, right now.Copy !req
1208. What? It's dark out.Copy !req
1209. That's a suicide mission.Copy !req
1210. Welcome to the motherfucking night shift.Copy !req
1211. Oh shit!Copy !req
1212. - Ah! Oh, they got me!
- Look, Seth, calm down!Copy !req
1213. They're expecting humans.
It's lead, it can't hurt you.Copy !req
1214. - Really?
- Yes. But, hey, let it make you mad.Copy !req
1215. Ah!Copy !req
1216. You okay?Copy !req
1217. This one actually hurts. Shit. Ah! Ah!Copy !req
1218. Bud, what do we do? We're surrounded.Copy !req
1219. Black Cowboy.Copy !req
1220. Get down.Copy !req
1221. How the hell you get here?Copy !req
1222. The snowflake.Copy !req
1223. I might have texted him.Copy !req
1224. - Welcome to the fucking union, brother.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1225. - Hey, hey, if you don't get your ass off—
- Oh. Sorry.Copy !req
1226. - This way.
- Sorry.Copy !req
1227. Come on, Big J.Copy !req
1228. After you.Copy !req
1229. Bud, in the back, look for the staircase.
That's the entrance to her tunnel.Copy !req
1230. Keep going down and you'll find her.Copy !req
1231. There's a faster way down,
but you wouldn't survive it.Copy !req
1232. We survive everything. See me
fighting a bear, you pour honey on me.Copy !req
1233. You two go ahead. We'll catch up.Copy !req
1234. Come on. Let's get cracking.Copy !req
1235. Just like old times.Copy !req
1236. I'm out.Copy !req
1237. Look at this shit here. Jackpot.Copy !req
1238. Man, look at all this gear.Copy !req
1239. Okay.Copy !req
1240. Ugh. Shit, look at this.
All this sunscreen.Copy !req
1241. Vamps runnin' around in the day.
She could take over the Valley.Copy !req
1242. Handle him, J!Copy !req
1243. Okay.Copy !req
1244. - Oh shit.Copy !req
1245. I see you. He didn't know, did he?Copy !req
1246. He didn't know.Copy !req
1247. Whoo! Get him, J.Copy !req
1248. Stay down, fool.Copy !req
1249. Yo. You did that
without even stretching, huh?Copy !req
1250. That was my weak leg.Copy !req
1251. See all this? Huh?Copy !req
1252. All these guns?Copy !req
1253. Check it out.
Silver-tipped wooden bullets.Copy !req
1254. Vampire killers.Copy !req
1255. What's that about?Copy !req
1256. Is she El Jefe?Copy !req
1257. Nah. El Jefe is bigger than this, brother.Copy !req
1258. But, either way,
that bitch got an ass-whooping coming.Copy !req
1259. Yeah.Copy !req
1260. Yeah, they down here.Copy !req
1261. Let's get cracking.Copy !req
1262. Just like old times.Copy !req
1263. He's coming.Copy !req
1264. I can smell him.Copy !req
1265. I don't know how all this works,
but I know my husband,Copy !req
1266. and he's gonna murder you.Copy !req
1267. - Ex-husband.
- See, now you're just being a bitch.Copy !req
1268. Paige.Copy !req
1269. - This place ain't creepy at all.
- Tell me about it.Copy !req
1270. Here we go.Copy !req
1271. Bud!Copy !req
1272. Jablonski…Copy !req
1273. John!Copy !req
1274. That's how we do, baby.Copy !req
1275. You know how we do.
We bag 'em, and we tag 'em.Copy !req
1276. That's how we get it done.Copy !req
1277. - What's going on with you, Chief?Copy !req
1278. Ain't nothing going on.
Ain't nothing wrong with me, man.Copy !req
1279. - You all right?
- Shit. You know they can't fuck with me.Copy !req
1280. Okay, but why you leaning like that?Copy !req
1281. We been battle tested.
This don't mean nothing.Copy !req
1282. - All right.
- Nothing but a flesh wound, dog.Copy !req
1283. Okay. Still, it don't look too good.
Come on, let's get up out of here.Copy !req
1284. Come on. We ain't got much time.
Gotta get you out of here. Come on, man.Copy !req
1285. Come on!Copy !req
1286. - Big John, what the hell is you doing?
- I'm saving your Black ass.Copy !req
1287. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1288. Go get your family right now. I got this.Copy !req
1289. - We can't do it like this.
- You know I work alone.Copy !req
1290. - You crazy motherfucker.
- Go.Copy !req
1291. - You better stay alive.
- Go!Copy !req
1292. I'll be here waiting for you.Copy !req
1293. All right, motherfuckers, come on!Copy !req
1294. West side for life.Copy !req
1295. John…Copy !req
1296. I'm not supposed to kill you yet,
but you've been a real pain in the ass,Copy !req
1297. so give me one good reason.Copy !req
1298. Burn in hell.Copy !req
1299. Good enough.Copy !req
1300. - You're working on that landing, huh?
- No, I planned it like that.Copy !req
1301. Go, we've got him.Copy !req
1302. - No!Copy !req
1303. Paige! Stay back.Copy !req
1304. Daddy!Copy !req
1305. - Joss, you okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1306. All right. I'll let you go.Copy !req
1307. A life for a life
or whatever the hell you have.Copy !req
1308. You took my daughter, Jablonski.Copy !req
1309. - I'm just returning the favor.
- No.Copy !req
1310. - Mommy!
- Baby!Copy !req
1311. What do you think, muñeca?Copy !req
1312. I'm gonna kill your daddy,Copy !req
1313. then I'm gonna make you
drink your mean old mommy,Copy !req
1314. and then I'm gonna be
your new, improved mommy.Copy !req
1315. - How does that sound?Copy !req
1316. I hate you!Copy !req
1317. That's not very nice.Copy !req
1318. I hate you too.Copy !req
1319. Daddy!Copy !req
1320. Ah.Copy !req
1321. Ah!Copy !req
1322. I should've just got another job.Copy !req
1323. Ah!Copy !req
1324. - Baby, get up!
- Come on, Daddy, get up!Copy !req
1325. Baby, I'm trying.Copy !req
1326. - Try harder.
- Oh, okay.Copy !req
1327. That's what you get.Copy !req
1328. No!Copy !req
1329. Mommy!Copy !req
1330. Pull!Copy !req
1331. Wood to the heart, silver to the neck.Copy !req
1332. No!Copy !req
1333. The best.Copy !req
1334. Y'all good?Copy !req
1335. Works every time.Copy !req
1336. Let's go.Copy !req
1337. Come on, babe. Let's go.Copy !req
1338. All right.Copy !req
1339. - Hey. Where's Seth?
- Hey.Copy !req
1340. - Whoa!
- No, no, no. Babe, babe, no.Copy !req
1341. They're the good vampires.Copy !req
1342. That's my girl Heather.
That's my guy Seth.Copy !req
1343. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
1344. Whose arm is that?Copy !req
1345. Oh. Sorry.Copy !req
1346. But, Bud… got my first pair of fangs.Copy !req
1347. Whoa.Copy !req
1348. That's big money right there.Copy !req
1349. - Guess what?
- What's that?Copy !req
1350. I didn't pee myself this time.Copy !req
1351. - Get out.
- Vampires don't pee or poop.Copy !req
1352. Nah, they don't.Copy !req
1353. - Please let me have this little victory.
- Of course you can. C'mon. Let's go.Copy !req
1354. Do they really not pee or poop?Copy !req
1355. - Does that mean they're full of shit?
- Language!Copy !req
1356. Big John.Copy !req
1357. I'll miss you, baby.Copy !req
1358. Oh, no.Copy !req
1359. Go ahead.Copy !req
1360. It's got good energy in that.Copy !req
1361. All right.Copy !req
1362. We were hiding right over there.
Right over there.Copy !req
1363. Jablonski!Copy !req
1364. Seeger? What the hell you doing,
walking all fast like that?Copy !req
1365. New shoe boots on.Copy !req
1366. And you. What are you, sick?Copy !req
1367. - Uh, pink eye.
- What?Copy !req
1368. It's when poo particles get in your eye.Copy !req
1369. Where's Big John?Copy !req
1370. Oh goddamn it!Copy !req
1371. I did you a solid.Copy !req
1372. But now you have
graciously returned the favor,Copy !req
1373. because after the shit
you pulled here tonight,Copy !req
1374. I'll never have to deal with you again.Copy !req
1375. For starters,Copy !req
1376. flagrantly violating code 682,
operating outside of your shift.Copy !req
1377. Actually, sir, if I may.Copy !req
1378. Code 741 states that,
"If a hunter is in a 911 situation,Copy !req
1379. he may circumvent normal operating hoursCopy !req
1380. so long as he notifies the union
before entering," which he did.Copy !req
1381. Thank you. Thank you for that.Copy !req
1382. There's also code 584,
unlawful termination of familiarsCopy !req
1383. without prior authorization.Copy !req
1384. Yes, sir, that is correct,
but Section 4 states,Copy !req
1385. "When fired on, a hunter is
lawfully allowed to return fire,"Copy !req
1386. which is what happened here.Copy !req
1387. Code 424, "A union Hunter
must make all reasonable effortsCopy !req
1388. to limit collateral damage to property
while engaging in a hunt."Copy !req
1389. Boom!Copy !req
1390. - Sir, code 42—
- I got this.Copy !req
1391. Code 424 was rescinded by
the national office in January.Copy !req
1392. Boom. Boom.Copy !req
1393. - Someone's been reading.
- Saw it in the newsletter.Copy !req
1394. Yeah. I see what's going on here.Copy !req
1395. Uh-huh.Copy !req
1396. Loopholes.Copy !req
1397. Think you're smarter than me?Copy !req
1398. Then you can probably spell "traitor."Copy !req
1399. Sure.Copy !req
1400. T-R-A-I-T-O-R. What was the point of that?Copy !req
1401. Carol's keeping her fucking desk.Copy !req
1402. Good! She can have it.Copy !req
1403. I'm a field man now!
Mowing down vamps with my best friend Bud.Copy !req
1404. - That felt good.
- You did that.Copy !req
1405. Wait. Shit. What are you
gonna do about the money?Copy !req
1406. - Oh, I'm good.Copy !req
1407. Think I'm gonna be all right.Copy !req
1408. And, uh…Copy !req
1409. fuck Carol.Copy !req
1410. Hey, should I drink Carol?Copy !req
1411. No, no, that's a lot of cholesterol.Copy !req
1412. Right, okay.Copy !req
1413. I won't go out of my way,
but if, like, there's a chance encounterCopy !req
1414. outside her house at night or…Copy !req
1415. - Yeah. Later.
- See you, guys!Copy !req
1416. - Bye.
- See you, guys.Copy !req
1417. What about us?Copy !req
1418. What about us?Copy !req
1419. I was thinking,
what if we tried this whole, you know,Copy !req
1420. stay on the same groove type thing.Copy !req
1421. You know, me cooking breakfast. You know?Copy !req
1422. How about we take it
one day at a time, but no more lies.Copy !req
1423. After what we've seen tonight,
there is no reason to lie.Copy !req
1424. So I ask you a question,
and you give me a straight answer.Copy !req
1425. I can live under those terms, you know.Copy !req
1426. Okay.Copy !req
1427. Yeah, I don't think we're there yet.Copy !req
1428. Mm-hmm. You just gonna leave me like this?Copy !req
1429. Mmm. Jump back, want to kiss myself.Copy !req
1430. I'm gonna be a vampire hunter too.Copy !req
1431. Uh…Copy !req
1432. - No.
- No.Copy !req
1433. - Daddy, why do you call me Pickle?
- Because that's what you are, baby.Copy !req
1434. Sometimes you're a sweet pickle,
sometimes you're a sour pickle,Copy !req
1435. and sometimes you're a salty pickle.Copy !req
1436. I love you, Daddy.Copy !req
1437. That's what I love about LA.Copy !req
1438. All the damn vampires.Copy !req
1439. She better bring her friendsCopy !req