1. Are you there?
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3. All we wanted was a decent job.
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4. And we ended up here.
In the woods.
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5. We should have stayed away
from that pond.
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6. Hi.
Can I smoke here?
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7. Why did you apply for this job,
Lasse?
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8. I know you're good.
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9. And that you pay well.
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10. I hear you're one of the best
photographers around.
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11. Who told you that?
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12. - Are you Lasse's friend?
- Yes.
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13. - What do you do on local radio?
- Haven't you heard my reports?
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14. Jesus Christ! I've been
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16. Do you have any TV experience?
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17. I've watched a lot of TV.
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for a ... news desk.
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19. "I'll do what you want me to,
cause I ..."
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20. Stop it!
Why do we have to go through this?
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21. Sit down.
Give me that!
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23. Am I right?
Answer me.
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24. Lasse.
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25. Sara.
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26. Elin.
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27. And Per.
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have to take.
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31. We have four days
to become a top-notch TV crew.
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leave our pacifiers behind.
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will be physically demanding.
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mentally demanding.
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36. Not my cell phone!
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I have a surprise for you.
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as one hell of a crew!
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39. Are you ready?
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- I can't hear you.
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41. - Yes!
- Good!
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can I make one last phone call?
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45. I call my mom every day,
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the survival experience.
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47. Hang on, Lasse!
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48. That wasn't so bad, was it?
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50. - About halfway.
- Did you hear that, Lasse? Halfway.
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54. Everything OK?
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after last time.
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56. Fine, I'll take the bottom bunk.
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57. That hasn't worked for 30 years.
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58. This is a classic Stellaphone.
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59. You carried the wine, Lasse.
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60. What wine?
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61. We live in an obscure age.
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62. People choose entertainment
when they really long for clarity.
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63. Something to tell them
how to cope with life.
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64. We supply that clarity.
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65. Rougher, more audacious,
deeper TV than ever before.
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66. We could have sat
at some bar right now.
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67. I was just thinking the same thing!
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68. But instead we are here.
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69. We are going to freeze, starve,
and become clear to each other.
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70. Cheers.
And welcome.
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72. People who don't drink
have some serious flaw.
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73. Push those two at the same time.
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with my butt muscles."
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75. "Where did that avocado
come from?"
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77. What is it, Gunnar?
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79. I told you:
Never go up to that pond.
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81. I saw ... forest.
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82. I told you:
Never go up to that pond.
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83. Never go up to that pond.
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84. Bedtime.
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86. Cowardly fuck!
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87. Where's breakfast?
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88. - Don't we get any food up here?
- You'll find it in the forest.
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89. Let's go.
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90. What kind of a deal is this?
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91. You go up to the river
behind the cabin.
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92. I'll bring the girls, and we'll see
who comes home with dinner first.
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93. Rivers make noise.
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94. I don't hear a river.
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95. Are you all right?
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96. I think so.
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97. Look at this!
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98. Look at that.
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99. Fish are fish, meat is food.
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100. Leave it!
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101. Shit!
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102. You can't exactly
call that Swedish chick ugly.
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103. - Isn't she a little old?
- She isn't old!
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105. Hello?
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106. The expiration date
was over a month ago.
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107. On your birthday!
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108. - I hope it's alive.
- Why did you shoot?
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109. I don't know.
A reflex.
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110. Did you find it?
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111. If you're going to shoot,
shoot to kill.
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112. There's blood on your hand.
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113. You wanna play with me?
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114. Come on, Lasse!
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115. - Check this out.
- You look lovely.
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116. This doesn't work.
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117. I'll fix it later.
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118. Where did you get that?
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119. We got it
from some helpful German tourists.
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120. We found it in a tent by the pond.
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121. Put it back.
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122. - What's the matter?
- You stole someone else's food.
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123. That tent has been deserted
for over a month.
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124. We are supposed to behave
like adults. You've already failed.
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125. A German plane crashed here
during the war.
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this pond never froze in the winter.
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127. And we were never
allowed to swim here.
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128. Lasse?
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129. Now what?
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130. Let me see.
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131. Holy shit ...
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132. We have to get back to the car
before dark.
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133. Another day or two
makes no difference to her.
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134. What?
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135. We have to report this.
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136. We'll wait
until we head down on Sunday.
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137. - Sunday?
- Stop kidding.
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138. Four days
makes no difference to her.
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139. - What about her family?
- She'll be just as dead on Sunday.
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140. - Have you completely lost focus?
- Let me handle this. Please.
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141. Sunday is a good day.
Church is open ...
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142. If you find a body,
you contact the police. Period.
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143. What's going on in your head?
We can't leave her another four days.
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144. - Calm down, Lasse.
- Shut up!
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145. We'll report it when we get home.
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147. I'm leaving.
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148. Home is the other direction, Lasse.
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149. Get a grip, Lasse.
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150. This stays between us.
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151. There's no point
in frightening the girls.
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152. I've never seen a dead body before.
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154. Wait!
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156. Hello?
Didn't Lasse go with you?
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157. Yes.
But he needed some more fresh air.
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158. Will you come with me
to the outhouse, Elin?
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159. - Please?
- Are you scared?
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160. - Come inside with me.
- Want me to wipe you too?
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161. - I'll wait till we get home.
- Sit down and close your eyes.
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162. - What does this have to do with TV?
- Don't ask me.
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163. Lasse?
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164. Hello?
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166. That wasn't funny, Lasse.
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167. - What did you throw at me?
- What's this?
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Blood?
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169. Holy shit!
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172. Elin?
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173. - Why did you leave?
- Do you have any cigarettes, Sara?
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178. Gunnar was right.
We can't do anything. She's dead.
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alone for four days.
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what he's doing.
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in her sleeping bag.
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187. Probably the most exciting thing
she's had in there for years.
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188. It was a joke, Lasse.
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190. Lasse?
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191. Are you asleep?
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192. Hello?
What's going on?
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193. This tree has irritated me for years.
It steals all the light.
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194. - Shouldn't you be asleep?
- I can never sleep here.
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chopping away. Please stop.
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196. To solve all your problems, you'd
have to chop down the entire forest.
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197. Go to bed.
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198. Per ...
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199. I had just gotten the panties off
that girl in the video store.
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200. Why can't we even
have cigarettes up here?
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201. You don't smoke.
You don't have the same problem.
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202. What's that sound?
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203. Look out the window
and see who you're working for.
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204. He's insane!
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205. - How did you start working together?
- The long or the short version?
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206. Long enough so I can fall asleep.
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207. When I was 15 I had
had enough of my dad's new wife.
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208. I ran away to Stockholm.
Got a job in a bar.
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209. - He came by one night.
- You left home at 15?
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210. He had just started a TV company
with his Swedish wife.
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I asked if he had a job for me.
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If I had "what it took".
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to get the job?
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216. Go to sleep.
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219. What?
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220. Strip poker.
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221. Fine.
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222. - You cheat!
- Come on.
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223. Are you ready for this?
It's a powerful sight.
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225. Fine.
I'm chicken.
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227. Holy shit!
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228. Hey. Good morning.
Time to get up.
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231. It's seven o'clock.
Time to get up.
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233. We have a busy schedule today.
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234. You scared the shit out of me!
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235. - You hurt me.
- How?
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237. I didn't touch you.
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I went to find cell phone coverage.
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240. What were you doing
over by the tent?
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242. Didn't I tell you
to stay away from the pond?
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244. Gunnar, Per has something
he'd like to share with us.
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We could have called someone.
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247. If we don't respect my rules,
we can't work together.
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248. Everyone but Per
joins me on today's mission.
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249. I haven't even used the outhouse.
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250. Finally you can help
someone other than yourself.
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251. We'll be back in a couple of hours.
You should be done by then.
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252. I'll do anything but this.
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253. Anything.
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254. - How about the Star?
- The Star?
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255. An old Indian game
we played when we were kids.
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wait for the ants to come get them.
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for checking my cell phone.
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forget about your ghosts for once.
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should apply to everybody.
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I want you to have my baby.
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263. Gunnar could be your father!
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264. - Not likely.
- Let's go.
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- And I get to stay here.
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for fixing that tape recorder?
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270. Don't go down to the pond.
There's something in the water.
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- Shut up!
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out of your body.
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279. What are we doing here?
I want to go back to Per.
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in front of the girls?
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that I'm paying you for this.
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283. Now we're curious, Gunnar.
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284. - What are you making?
- Ever hear of Sisyphus?
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to roll a boulder up a steep hill.
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287. Every time he reached the top,
the boulder would roll back down.
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289. You've worked with him for 15 years,
and let him carry on like this?
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290. Yes.
Leave me alone.
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291. You need to rest this foot
for a couple of days.
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292. You don't need
to always act so tough.
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293. I'm serious.
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I enjoy working with?
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296. I've never tolerated disloyalty.
You know all about that.
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297. But punishments? And this grind?
What are you up to?
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often enough?
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turning these idiots into a team?
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301. There's plenty here.
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302. Go away!
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303. Take it out.
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304. It's cool.
Look at all those ants at work.
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- You're sick, all of you.
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309. Per?
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310. He got loose.
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311. Look at this.
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Let's get this crap out of here.
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319. - He wasn't the right type.
- Shouldn't we go look for him?
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and leaves their keys behind?
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by that tent.
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what we found, Gunnar?
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328. a dead woman in a fishing net.
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330. Didn't we, Gunnar?
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331. It happened over a month ago.
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332. - Why didn't you tell us?
- Gunnar's orders.
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333. We can't do anything until Sunday.
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334. This trip is over. There may be
two people in that pond!
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335. You give up at the first sign
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336. Bullshit!
Why didn't you tell us?
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was not an easy one to make.
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338. This is my responsibility.
You are free to leave if you want.
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to work for me again.
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341. I'm sitting here at the Green Bar,
sending smoke signals to Per.
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342. These cigarettes are dry.
They're a month old, after all.
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344. Want a drink
while we wait for Per's return?
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345. Take it easy!
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347. You're starting to lose control,
Gunnar.
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349. If anything has happened to Per,
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355. Give me a break, Gunnar!
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356. - How's your foot?
- You're starting to lose it.
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360. Per?
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361. Let's end that pine cone war, OK?
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362. Lasse?
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364. Good job, Sara.
I'm starting to believe in you.
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380. Hello?
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381. Per, are you planning
on burning down the whole forest?
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383. We should get our sleeping bags
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385. Are you asleep?
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391. Don't go!
We don't know what's out there!
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393. We'll just fish him
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- I'll go with you.
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- Are you sure?
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No one was there.
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They went to call.
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409. We shouldn't be here at all!
What is it with you?
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412. Yes ...
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Per?
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from that pond.
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- He was insane.
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428. The police think his wife
drowned in the cold water.
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429. Right in front of him.
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430. And he went insane.
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431. When we entered the tent
and found her body, he snapped.
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432. You saw it, didn't you, Per?
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