1. It is said that blood is thicker than water.Copy !req
2. It is what defines us.Copy !req
3. Binds us. Curses us.Copy !req
4. Come, my love. Let's go.Copy !req
5. Come, Barnabas.Copy !req
6. For some, blood means a life
of wealth and privilege.Copy !req
7. For others, a life of servitude.Copy !req
8. Angelique, how many times
do I have to tell you not to stare at him?Copy !req
9. Remember your place.Copy !req
10. When I was but a boy...Copy !req
11. my father took us to the New World
to expand the Collins family empire.Copy !req
12. We brought English industry
to the wilds of Maine...Copy !req
13. and built a fishing business...Copy !req
14. the likes of which America
had never seen.Copy !req
15. A man should take pride in what he builds.Copy !req
16. But remember, Barnabas,
family is the only real wealth. Hm?Copy !req
17. As our business grew,
the town of Collinsport grew with it...Copy !req
18. and we decided to put down
permanent roots.Copy !req
19. We spent the next 15 years
building our beloved home:Copy !req
20. Collinwood.Copy !req
21. But not everyone shared
in our family's success.Copy !req
22. Let me hear you say
"I love you, Angelique. I want you."Copy !req
23. Angelique...Copy !req
24. I am sorry, my dear...Copy !req
25. but you would be hearing a lie.Copy !req
26. Make the high and mighty lowCopy !req
27. Arrogant creatures, down you goCopy !req
28. Convinced my parents' death was no accident...Copy !req
29. I became obsessed with dark magic
and ancient curses.Copy !req
30. "Lo! Above the gates of hell...Copy !req
31. he found a single letter.Copy !req
32. A letter proclaiming Satan's true name.Copy !req
33. Mephistopheles."Copy !req
34. But even then, in the depths
of my grief, not all was darkness.Copy !req
35. For I had found my one true love.Copy !req
36. Promise we'll be together forever.Copy !req
37. God as my witness, Josette...Copy !req
38. I swear it.Copy !req
39. Of all the servants I could have spurned...Copy !req
40. all the hearts I could have broken...Copy !req
41. I got the one with the secret.Copy !req
42. I got the witch.Copy !req
43. If he doth another chooseCopy !req
44. To lend his heart an eyeCopy !req
45. Then magic shall the slighted useCopy !req
46. So all he loves willCopy !req
47. DieCopy !req
48. Caught in Angelique's spell...Copy !req
49. my beloved Josette wandered
helplessly towards Widow's Hill...Copy !req
50. where many a despondent soul
had leapt to their death.Copy !req
51. Josette!Copy !req
52. Josette.Copy !req
53. Help me.Copy !req
54. Josette!Copy !req
55. What have you done?Copy !req
56. Angelique had cursed me to be a vampire...Copy !req
57. so that my suffering would never end.Copy !req
58. There's the monster.Copy !req
59. Resolved that I would never belong to her...Copy !req
60. Angelique turned the townspeople
against me...Copy !req
61. and condemned me to suffer
my anguish alone in the dark...Copy !req
62. Let me out!Copy !req
63. for all time.Copy !req
64. Let me out, I say!Copy !req
65. Release me!Copy !req
66. Hello. My name is Maggie Ev—Copy !req
67. Hello. My name is Victoria Winters.Copy !req
68. Please, call me Vicky.Copy !req
69. So where are you from, Veronica?Copy !req
70. New York. And it's Victoria.Copy !req
71. "And it's Victoria." I love this chick, man.Copy !req
72. New York's a trip, huh?Copy !req
73. I guess.Copy !req
74. What about you?Copy !req
75. What brings a New York girl
out to the sticks?Copy !req
76. An old friend.Copy !req
77. Be cool.
Have a nice day.Copy !req
78. Catch you later.
Take it easy, Veronica.Copy !req
79. Hello. I'm Victoria Winters.Copy !req
80. Congratulations.Copy !req
81. I'm here to see Ms. Stoddard
about the governess position.Copy !req
82. Oh, yeah. Been expecting you.Copy !req
83. Come on.Copy !req
84. Sorry I didn't grab you
down at the station.Copy !req
85. Damn wagon's been acting up.Copy !req
86. Miss Elizabeth won't spend the money
to get her fixed.Copy !req
87. It's beautiful.Copy !req
88. A bitch to dust is what it is.Copy !req
89. This place was designed
for a staff of a hundred.Copy !req
90. Now they got a staff of me.Copy !req
91. Me and Mrs. Johnson.Copy !req
92. She's about as useful
as a bucket without a bottom.Copy !req
93. Still, not every family
has a house like this.Copy !req
94. Or a whole town named after them.Copy !req
95. Come again?Copy !req
96. Collins. "Collinsport."Copy !req
97. Never got that.Copy !req
98. Who's that?Copy !req
99. Barnaby, maybe.Copy !req
100. Something with a "Barn" in it.Copy !req
101. One of the real important ones
from way back.Copy !req
102. Back when they were rich, rich people.Copy !req
103. Barnabas.Copy !req
104. His name was Barnabas Collins.Copy !req
105. And he was the finest man
this family ever knew.Copy !req
106. Welcome to Collinwood.Copy !req
107. You'll have to imagine us
on a better day.Copy !req
108. The house has some 200 rooms...Copy !req
109. most closed off to save on heating.Copy !req
110. We don't even go in
the old wing anymore.Copy !req
111. Sit.Copy !req
112. There are only seven of us, after all.Copy !req
113. My daughter, Carolyn, and I.Copy !req
114. My brother, Roger, and his son, David.Copy !req
115. Willie, who you've met.Copy !req
116. Mrs. Johnson and Dr. Hoffman...Copy !req
117. who I suspect is sleeping off
one of her legendary hangovers.Copy !req
118. And where is David's mother,
if you don't mind my asking?Copy !req
119. Laura was lost at sea...Copy !req
120. when David was 5.Copy !req
121. He's had a rather difficult time
accepting her passing.Copy !req
122. I brought Dr. Hoffman here
to work with him for a month.Copy !req
123. That was three years ago.Copy !req
124. There are just a few questions,
if you don't mind...Copy !req
125. that were not on the application.Copy !req
126. Of course.Copy !req
127. How do you feel about the president?Copy !req
128. Never met him.Copy !req
129. The war?Copy !req
130. I don't watch television.Copy !req
131. Do you think the sexes should be equal?Copy !req
132. Heavens, no.Copy !req
133. Men would become unmanageable.Copy !req
134. I think we'll get along just fine,
Ms. Winters.Copy !req
135. Vicky. Please, call me Vicky.Copy !req
136. Carolyn.Copy !req
137. Carolyn, this is Ms. Winters.Copy !req
138. Sick of hanging around your padCopy !req
139. You're from New York?Copy !req
140. I am.Copy !req
141. What's Manhattan like?Copy !req
142. I'm going to live there when I'm 16.Copy !req
143. Carolyn has a fantasy
that I'm going to allow this.Copy !req
144. And Mother has a fantasy
I won't run away if she doesn't.Copy !req
145. So you're here to babysit the loony.Copy !req
146. What have I told you
about using that word?Copy !req
147. I'm here to teach David.Copy !req
148. Good luck.Copy !req
149. None of the others
have made it past a week.Copy !req
150. Ms. Winters.Copy !req
151. Please, call me Vicky.Copy !req
152. Chop-chop, Willie, I'm starving.Copy !req
153. And God help me
if it's another bone-dry pot roast—Copy !req
154. Who's this?Copy !req
155. Ms. Winters, this is my brother, Roger.Copy !req
156. Roger, Ms. Winters
is to be David's new governess.Copy !req
157. Please, call me Vicky.Copy !req
158. It's nice to meet you.Copy !req
159. Yeah. Yeah. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
160. That it's strangeCopy !req
161. You're a liar.Copy !req
162. I can tell, you know.
Just from a person's face.Copy !req
163. Yours says:Copy !req
164. "I might look sweet and innocent,
but I have secrets.Copy !req
165. Secrets that'll make the hairs on your arms
stand straight up."Copy !req
166. Leave her be, Julia.Copy !req
167. You're the doctor.Copy !req
168. Yeah. And you're "the nanny,"
and she's "the bitch."Copy !req
169. How do you ever expect us girls
to advance...Copy !req
170. if we keep reducing each other
to labels?Copy !req
171. So, Vicky, where'd you c—?Copy !req
172. Carolyn!
Will you please turn that noise down?Copy !req
173. David, this is Vicky.Copy !req
174. She's going to be your new governess.Copy !req
175. You ruined it!Copy !req
176. I was gonna scare her.Copy !req
177. Damn it. What have I told you
about cutting holes in the sheets?Copy !req
178. Those are Egyptian cotton.Copy !req
179. I was gonna scare you.Copy !req
180. Were you scared?Copy !req
181. Terrified beyond belief.Copy !req
182. You don't have to be nice to him
just because he's nuts, you know.Copy !req
183. Carolyn...Copy !req
184. Carolyn touches herself.
She makes noises like a kitten.Copy !req
185. - David.
- You little shit.Copy !req
186. Carolyn. Enough, both of you.Copy !req
187. If I may, what is the family business?Copy !req
188. Seafood, Ms. Winters.
We had a large cannery in town.Copy !req
189. We still own a few fishing boats.Copy !req
190. Rusty old boats that no one will hire.Copy !req
191. And David's mother's at the bottom
with one of them.Copy !req
192. Carolyn, go to your room.Copy !req
193. Everybody in this house tiptoes
around him, but no one cares how I feel!Copy !req
194. She didn't die.Copy !req
195. - She can't.
- Enough, David.Copy !req
196. Yes, David believes his mother
has some kind of...Copy !req
197. cyclical immortality.Copy !req
198. Fascinating, really.Copy !req
199. I feel her.Copy !req
200. She talks to me.Copy !req
201. All the time.Copy !req
202. Well...Copy !req
203. I think ghosts are just people...Copy !req
204. who've moved into
a slightly different dimension than ours.Copy !req
205. And I think some people just have
antennas strong enough to pick them up.Copy !req
206. There's actually scientific evidence
to support—Copy !req
207. Thank you, Ms. Winters.Copy !req
208. David, you startled me.Copy !req
209. Getting ready for Halloween?Copy !req
210. He's coming.Copy !req
211. We hit something.Copy !req
212. Let's dig it out.Copy !req
213. Get down here.Copy !req
214. What the hell is this?Copy !req
215. Think it's a gas main?Copy !req
216. Not supposed to be any out here.Copy !req
217. You've gotta be shitting me.
Grab me some bolt cutters.Copy !req
218. Jesus!Copy !req
219. Run!Copy !req
220. I am terribly sorry.Copy !req
221. You cannot imagine how thirsty I am.Copy !req
222. Mephistopheles.Copy !req
223. Show yourself, Satan!Copy !req
224. Mock me not
with your strange luminance!Copy !req
225. Curious terrain.Copy !req
226. What is this?Copy !req
227. Some specter approaches.Copy !req
228. It is the eyes of the devil himself,
come to drag me to my judgment.Copy !req
229. Have at me, Lucifer.Copy !req
230. My soul is prepared!Copy !req
231. Asshole!Copy !req
232. My beloved Collinwood.Copy !req
233. What have they done to you?Copy !req
234. I'll keep on drinking and trust my—Copy !req
235. Hi, pumpkin.Copy !req
236. Fear me not, drunkard.Copy !req
237. You shall not be harmed...Copy !req
238. so long as you tell me
all that I need to know.Copy !req
239. Well, here's all you need to know.Copy !req
240. See me, derelict.Copy !req
241. Look into my eyes...Copy !req
242. and deliver me
your innermost thoughts.Copy !req
243. Awaken.Copy !req
244. Well done.Copy !req
245. Now, tell me, the Collins family...Copy !req
246. do they endure?Copy !req
247. A-yuh. There's four of them.Copy !req
248. Thank heaven.Copy !req
249. Pray, what month is it?Copy !req
250. October. That's why there's pumpkins.Copy !req
251. - What is the year?
- '72.Copy !req
252. Wait. '71.Copy !req
253. A-yuh, 1972.Copy !req
254. 1972?Copy !req
255. Hear me, future-dweller.Copy !req
256. You shall be my loyal servant...Copy !req
257. until such time as I release you.Copy !req
258. So, what first, master?Copy !req
259. You will cleanse me, miscreant.Copy !req
260. And then you will take me
to these living Collinses you speak of.Copy !req
261. Okay.Copy !req
262. Have you ever seen such majesty?Copy !req
263. Every day.Copy !req
264. The perfect marriage
of European elegance...Copy !req
265. and American enterprise.Copy !req
266. Nine of the finest craftsmen
the world will ever know...Copy !req
267. lost digit, limb and life...Copy !req
268. in the process of carving
these glorious pillars.Copy !req
269. And they all considered it
worth the sacrifice, I assure you.Copy !req
270. The opulence and complexity
of this magnificent chandelier...Copy !req
271. should only be found
in the palaces of nobility.Copy !req
272. The fireplace...Copy !req
273. sculpted entirely of the most
exquisite Carrara marble...Copy !req
274. from Firenze, Italia...Copy !req
275. each joint containing a single pearl.Copy !req
276. Are you stoned or something?Copy !req
277. They tried stoning me, my dear.Copy !req
278. It did not work.Copy !req
279. When did they start allowing
women of the night on estate grounds?Copy !req
280. Carolyn.Copy !req
281. - Look.
- Ah, yes.Copy !req
282. Uncanny, is it not?Copy !req
283. Worth every hour I spent posing.Copy !req
284. Forgive me.
My name is Barnabas Collins.Copy !req
285. I'm David Collins.Copy !req
286. - Are we—?
- Related?Copy !req
287. Distantly, you might say.Copy !req
288. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance,
Master David.Copy !req
289. Children!Copy !req
290. Get away from that man.Copy !req
291. He says his name is Barnabas Collins.Copy !req
292. And I'm pretty sure
he called me a hooker.Copy !req
293. That'll do, Carolyn.Copy !req
294. A word, please.Copy !req
295. If this is some kind of a joke,
consider it played.Copy !req
296. If it's money you're after,
I'm afraid you've been misinformed.Copy !req
297. But whoever you are, you're not to look
at those children again. Am I clear?Copy !req
298. Your devotion to family...Copy !req
299. is admirable, madam.Copy !req
300. And your suspicion...Copy !req
301. understandable.Copy !req
302. A stranger arrives...Copy !req
303. claiming to be a distant relation.Copy !req
304. The question of motive
is to be expected.Copy !req
305. As a Collins...Copy !req
306. surely you are aware of the darkness
that has long plagued our family.Copy !req
307. You mean our curse.Copy !req
308. Witches, ghosts and vampires.Copy !req
309. Myths.Copy !req
310. And like so many before you...Copy !req
311. I suppose you're here
to rid us of them.Copy !req
312. For a price, of course.Copy !req
313. - I can prove that I am different.
- Oh?Copy !req
314. Firstly, I do not come seeking money.Copy !req
315. Rather, to provide it.Copy !req
316. Secondly...Copy !req
317. I know the body of this mansion
as well as I know my own.Copy !req
318. Every nook...Copy !req
319. every corner...Copy !req
320. every secret!Copy !req
321. That's where I keep my macramé.Copy !req
322. A disgraceful misuse.Copy !req
323. Impressive.Copy !req
324. But there are plenty of old houses
with hidden doors.Copy !req
325. I hope you have a "thirdly."Copy !req
326. Indeed.Copy !req
327. Tell me...Copy !req
328. what do you know...Copy !req
329. of Barnabas Collins?Copy !req
330. Just legends, really.Copy !req
331. He was confident and strong.Copy !req
332. Admired by all.Copy !req
333. But he believed our family was cursed...Copy !req
334. and when his parents were killed,
he went mad.Copy !req
335. Went around insisting that a witch
had turned him into a vampire.Copy !req
336. And what is known of his death?Copy !req
337. Nothing.Copy !req
338. Not that I can think of.Copy !req
339. That, madam...Copy !req
340. is because he never died.Copy !req
341. I am Barnabas Collins.Copy !req
342. That means you're—Copy !req
343. A vampire, madam. Yes.Copy !req
344. And most regrettably so.Copy !req
345. But more importantly, I am a Collins.Copy !req
346. And I give you my word of honor:Copy !req
347. Neither you nor any under this roof
need fear my cursed nature.Copy !req
348. My father had quite a flair
for secret passages and rooms.Copy !req
349. As a boy, I took it upon myself
to discover each one.Copy !req
350. But this one...Copy !req
351. This one was always my favorite.Copy !req
352. "Family is the only real wealth,"
he would often remark.Copy !req
353. Though clearly...Copy !req
354. he was not opposed to other kinds.Copy !req
355. Oh, my God.Copy !req
356. We've been sitting on top of a fortune
all these years.Copy !req
357. Know this:Copy !req
358. I mean to stay.Copy !req
359. I mean to be a part of this family again.Copy !req
360. On one condition.Copy !req
361. Yes.Copy !req
362. Promise me that this...Copy !req
363. all of this, will remain our secret.Copy !req
364. So be it.Copy !req
365. Partners.Copy !req
366. Welcome home, Barnabas Collins.Copy !req
367. I was awakened...Copy !req
368. by a yellow dragon with iron teeth.Copy !req
369. Confronted by a giant letter M
with the luminance of a thousand lanterns.Copy !req
370. He's not staying with us forever, is he?Copy !req
371. I like him.Copy !req
372. Yes, well, I'm sure things
are very different in England.Copy !req
373. So, Barnabas, what sort of business
are you in back home?Copy !req
374. The Collins family has always been
in the fishing business.Copy !req
375. But after two centuries
of consideration...Copy !req
376. I have decided to devote
the entirety of my energies...Copy !req
377. to family.Copy !req
378. He means it seemed like two centuries.Copy !req
379. Morning.Copy !req
380. Who the hell is this?Copy !req
381. Dr. Hoffman, this is our distant relative,
Barnabas Collins.Copy !req
382. The Third.Copy !req
383. Barnabas Collins III
is going to stay with us from England.Copy !req
384. Barnabas? Dr. Julia Hoffman.Copy !req
385. My God...Copy !req
386. a woman doctor.Copy !req
387. What an age this is.Copy !req
388. Is he for real?Copy !req
389. I think he's just tired from his long trip.Copy !req
390. I see that you have grown
desperate enough...Copy !req
391. to sell off the prized family silverware.Copy !req
392. How could you tell?
These are exact replicas.Copy !req
393. Had this fork been real silver...Copy !req
394. my hand would have burst into flames
upon its slightest touch.Copy !req
395. Yes, you mentioned
you have a terrible metal allergy.Copy !req
396. Anyway, the fishing business
is all but gone.Copy !req
397. The manor is nearly in ruins.Copy !req
398. Well, I have returned.Copy !req
399. And in short order,
so shall our fortunes.Copy !req
400. Huh. Good luck.Copy !req
401. Angie has deals
with most of the boats in Maine.Copy !req
402. - "Angie"?
Angelbay.Copy !req
403. They've taken just about every port
on the East Coast.Copy !req
404. Then that is where my work begins.
And with your blessing...Copy !req
405. I shall restore the family business
to its former glory.Copy !req
406. Josette.Copy !req
407. That's Vicky.Copy !req
408. She believes in ghosts, like me.Copy !req
409. Hi.Copy !req
410. Enchanted.Copy !req
411. Surely you do not let them
call you "Vicky."Copy !req
412. A name like Victoria is so beautiful...Copy !req
413. I could not bear to part
with a single syllable of it.Copy !req
414. Yeah, well...Copy !req
415. money might grow on trees
where you're from...Copy !req
416. but it's a little harder to come by here.Copy !req
417. Do not concern yourself
with my methods.Copy !req
418. I should like to see the factory immediately.
How soon can the horses be ready?Copy !req
419. We don't have horses.Copy !req
420. We have a Chevy.Copy !req
421. Hey, Angie, have a great day!Copy !req
422. Morning, Angie!
Hi, Angie!Copy !req
423. Morning!Copy !req
424. One of the seamers blew a clutch.
It'll be two hours before it's back online.Copy !req
425. Make it an hour.
And start cracking the whip out here.Copy !req
426. Everybody looks like
they're moving at half speed today.Copy !req
427. Tell you the truth, I think they're a little
spooked about what happened last night.Copy !req
428. - What do you mean?
- Didn't you hear?Copy !req
429. They found 11 workers dead in the woods
off Route 9 this morning.Copy !req
430. Well, accidents happen.Copy !req
431. It wasn't an accident.
Some maniac ripped their throats out.Copy !req
432. Where off Route 9?Copy !req
433. Yeah, Helen, it's me.
Yeah, you heard me right. It's carnage here.Copy !req
434. All right! I heard you the first 20 times.Copy !req
435. Keep your damn panties...Copy !req
436. - ... on.
- I'll do my best.Copy !req
437. A word with Barnabas Collins, please.Copy !req
438. Oh, he's, um... Who?Copy !req
439. Oh, I think you know who.Copy !req
440. Black hair, handsome features.Copy !req
441. Strange clothes covered in fresh blood.Copy !req
442. My, we've let this place go to hell,
haven't we?Copy !req
443. Right where it belongs.Copy !req
444. You must be Carolyn.Copy !req
445. You're like a hungry tigerCopy !req
446. We're growing into
quite the fetching creature.Copy !req
447. Angelique.Copy !req
448. Elizabeth.Copy !req
449. You're looking well.Copy !req
450. And to what do we owe the pleasure?Copy !req
451. I'm here on behalf of the town council
to welcome our new visitor to Collinsport.Copy !req
452. He's asleep, I'm afraid.Copy !req
453. During the day? How odd.Copy !req
454. What was that infernal banging?Copy !req
455. Barnabas, we have a guest.Copy !req
456. My apologies, madam.
I have just arisen.Copy !req
457. You must think me a fright. Miss...?Copy !req
458. Hello, Barnabas.Copy !req
459. My name is Angie Bouchard.Copy !req
460. So it is.Copy !req
461. Do you know what I would very much
like to do with you?Copy !req
462. I can only imagine.Copy !req
463. I would very much like to have a word
in the drawing room.Copy !req
464. With your permission, Elizabeth.
Would you excuse us?Copy !req
465. How dare you defile my manor
with your noxious—?Copy !req
466. Mmm.Copy !req
467. It's really you.Copy !req
468. How dare you place
your wicked lips upon me?Copy !req
469. I remember this place
being less depressing.Copy !req
470. I also remember the two of us
having a lot of fun.Copy !req
471. Here...Copy !req
472. and...Copy !req
473. here.Copy !req
474. Have you any idea
what you put me through?Copy !req
475. You killed the woman I love
and cursed me to be this hideous creature.Copy !req
476. Barnabas, get over it.Copy !req
477. Locked in a box for 200 years!Copy !req
478. Don't exaggerate, it was only 196.Copy !req
479. It was an eternity.Copy !req
480. I shall have you tried for witchcraft
and burnt at the stake.Copy !req
481. Poor, sweet Barnabas.Copy !req
482. Things have changed
while you were taking your little nap.Copy !req
483. My Angelbay is Collinsport now.Copy !req
484. So you are the one who has sent
the Collins family business into the abyss.Copy !req
485. They love me here.Copy !req
486. I'm the only big fish left
in their little pond.Copy !req
487. Is that so?Copy !req
488. And do the good people of Collinsport
know that their beloved Angie...Copy !req
489. is a whore of Beelzebub?Copy !req
490. Heh. Do you really think anyone
would believe a word you said?Copy !req
491. I've been an upstanding member
of this community for 200 years...Copy !req
492. in one form or another.Copy !req
493. Your name may have changed,
but you remain the succubus of Satan.Copy !req
494. Harlot of the devil. Vulgar—!Copy !req
495. The people of Collinsport
are my worshippers now.Copy !req
496. And to them...Copy !req
497. you're just a stranger
who's afraid of the sun.Copy !req
498. Welcome back to the shadows,
Barnabas Collins.Copy !req
499. I've missed you.Copy !req
500. Angelbay.Copy !req
501. The very audacity of the name summons
vomit into the recesses of my mouth.Copy !req
502. I always knew there was something off
about Angie. But a witch?Copy !req
503. Indeed.Copy !req
504. But a witch with
an impenetrable hatred of me.Copy !req
505. Hate?Copy !req
506. No, if she merely hated you,
she would've killed you.Copy !req
507. A curse takes devotion.Copy !req
508. Why must I alone...Copy !req
509. bear the rotten fruit
of our cursed family tree?Copy !req
510. My parents, taken.Copy !req
511. My true love, taken.Copy !req
512. And what did you do?Copy !req
513. I attempted to throw myself from a cliff.Copy !req
514. Tragically, to no avail.Copy !req
515. And then...Copy !req
516. I became a vampire...Copy !req
517. and started to kill
innocent townspeople.Copy !req
518. Yes...Copy !req
519. but you also kept
the family business afloat...Copy !req
520. and tried to keep the manor
from falling apart.Copy !req
521. Yes.Copy !req
522. Yes, I did, didn't I?Copy !req
523. You fought on, Barnabas.Copy !req
524. In your own crazy and miserable way,
you fought on...Copy !req
525. until they had to drag you away
and lock you in an iron box...Copy !req
526. - ... to keep you from fighting.
- My God, you're right.Copy !req
527. You fought on
because it's in your blood.Copy !req
528. In our blood, madam.Copy !req
529. And now you have a chance
to fight again.Copy !req
530. And fight I shall.Copy !req
531. Just the same for you and meCopy !req
532. All I need will be mine if you are hereCopy !req
533. I'm on the top of the world looking downCopy !req
534. What sorcery is this?Copy !req
535. Reveal yourself, tiny songstress!Copy !req
536. You want fishermen,
you gotta get Silas Clarney first.Copy !req
537. He's got the ear of every captain
from Bar Harbor to Boston.Copy !req
538. They call him the
"Godfather of the Grand Banks."Copy !req
539. Excuse me. Captain Clarney?Copy !req
540. Captain Clarney,
I'd like you to meet Barnabas Collins.Copy !req
541. "Collins"?Copy !req
542. And why does a Collins
want to talk to me?Copy !req
543. To offer you a contract.Copy !req
544. I have a contract...Copy !req
545. with Angelbay.Copy !req
546. And if I told you
I could offer you a better one?Copy !req
547. Then, Mr. Collins, I would tell you
to take a long walk off a short pier.Copy !req
548. There is such a thing as loyalty
in our line of work.Copy !req
549. I see.Copy !req
550. Mr. Clarney...Copy !req
551. you have grown rather weary
of working for Angelbay.Copy !req
552. In fact, you would rather
sell your soul to Satan...Copy !req
553. than sell another fish
to Angelique Bouchard.Copy !req
554. Do you understand?Copy !req
555. I...Copy !req
556. understand.Copy !req
557. Very good.Copy !req
558. Now...Copy !req
559. if you would be so kind
as to introduce me...Copy !req
560. to some of your fellow captains...Copy !req
561. Barnabas? Why are you
staring into Carolyn's room?Copy !req
562. What is that thing?Copy !req
563. It's a lamp.Copy !req
564. It looks like a pulsating blood urn.Copy !req
565. I think it's time I showed you
my office, Barnabas.Copy !req
566. Do you know what a psychiatrist is?Copy !req
567. Regrettably, the word is foreign to me.Copy !req
568. May I assume it is some species
of American delicacy?Copy !req
569. It's a medical doctor that specializes
in disorders of the mind.Copy !req
570. - I'm a psychiatrist.
- Hm.Copy !req
571. Now, where were you born?Copy !req
572. - Liverpool.
- Can you describe it for me?Copy !req
573. Filthy.Copy !req
574. The air is choked with soot
and the streets reek...Copy !req
575. of freshly hurled chamber pots.Copy !req
576. The smell of urine permeates the air.Copy !req
577. Have you any experience
with hypnotism, Barnabas?Copy !req
578. I find it very useful, yes.Copy !req
579. Yes, I agree.Copy !req
580. You see...Copy !req
581. sometimes we make up
a fantasy world...Copy !req
582. to help us erase horrible memories
from our past.Copy !req
583. I find hypnotism cuts through all that.Copy !req
584. I employ it for other purposes.Copy !req
585. May I hypnotize you, Barnabas?Copy !req
586. Madam...Copy !req
587. I do not believe that remotely possi...Copy !req
588. Good.Copy !req
589. Now...Copy !req
590. I'd like you to tell me a few things.Copy !req
591. A vampire?Copy !req
592. Keep your voice down.Copy !req
593. What on earth are you talking about?Copy !req
594. Oh, spare me.
I had him under hypnosis for hours.Copy !req
595. Barnabas?Copy !req
596. There's a point where delusions fail,
but his didn't budge.Copy !req
597. He told me everything...Copy !req
598. including that you've known
his secret since he arrived!Copy !req
599. - Why didn't you say anything?
- I was protecting the children.Copy !req
600. Oh, by letting a vampire
use one of the guest bedrooms?Copy !req
601. He admitted killing those men
at the construction site.Copy !req
602. - He's a murderer.
- He's a Collins and a good man...Copy !req
603. and these days,
that's a desperately rare combination.Copy !req
604. Oh, yes, I almost forgot,
the family that can do no wrong.Copy !req
605. You know, Julia, I'm surprised at you.Copy !req
606. I'd think a physician like you
would find him fascinating.Copy !req
607. Well, sure.Copy !req
608. Medically, psychologically
and physically, he's fascinating.Copy !req
609. Which is exactly why I came to you
instead of the police.Copy !req
610. Then be fascinated, Julia.Copy !req
611. And if you have an ounce of love
or respect for this family...Copy !req
612. keep your mouth shut.Copy !req
613. I don't feel comfortable discussing this with you.Copy !req
614. Do not fear, my child.Copy !req
615. I simply seek advice on the art
of courting a woman of this time.Copy !req
616. Land.Copy !req
617. And who better to tutor me
than a woman of your age.Copy !req
618. What is your age, if I may?Copy !req
619. - Fifteen.
- Fifteen and no husband.Copy !req
620. You must put those birthing hips
to good use at once...Copy !req
621. lest your womb shrivel up and die.Copy !req
622. You're weird.Copy !req
623. But do you think me too weird
for a woman of this...Copy !req
624. land?Copy !req
625. You obviously mean Vicky.Copy !req
626. She has the most fertile birthing hips
I have ever laid eyes upon.Copy !req
627. You're way too weird.Copy !req
628. Do you really think so?Copy !req
629. You're all stiff, proper and old-fashioned.Copy !req
630. And Victoria...Copy !req
631. is she not proper?Copy !req
632. She likes to pretend she's rock 'n' roll.Copy !req
633. She's a Carpenters kind of chick for sure.Copy !req
634. Do you mean to say that she has
a penchant for woodworkers?Copy !req
635. The Carpenters are musicians, stupid.Copy !req
636. Ah, music.Copy !req
637. Yes, I'm rather fond
of the music of the day.Copy !req
638. I am a pickerCopy !req
639. I am a grinnerCopy !req
640. I am a loverCopy !req
641. And I am a sinnerCopy !req
642. I play my musicCopy !req
643. In the sunCopy !req
644. If only Shakespeare
had been as eloquent.Copy !req
645. Okay.Copy !req
646. If you wanna get with her, you're
gonna have to change your approach.Copy !req
647. Drop the whole weird
Swinging London thing...Copy !req
648. and hang out
with a few normal people.Copy !req
649. Hmm.Copy !req
650. You know what's good
about this war, man?Copy !req
651. What?
No way, man.Copy !req
652. No, no, no, listen up.Copy !req
653. What's good about this war...Copy !req
654. is that it's so bad...Copy !req
655. it's gonna be the last one.Copy !req
656. Yeah.
The last one.Copy !req
657. And this last war we're in the middle of...Copy !req
658. who wins?Copy !req
659. - Peace wins, man.
Yeah.Copy !req
660. - Peace wins every war.
Yeah.Copy !req
661. Every war.
Yeah.Copy !req
662. - You speak of peace.
Yeah.Copy !req
663. I have spent the last two centuries
locked in a box...Copy !req
664. Whoa.Copy !req
665. staring into the all-consuming void.Copy !req
666. The dark shadows of one's soul.Copy !req
667. That's heavy, man.Copy !req
668. Man, you tripped for two centuries?Copy !req
669. Indeed.Copy !req
670. But with great purpose, methinks.Copy !req
671. For I believe that I have found
my one true love.Copy !req
672. Whoa.Copy !req
673. Alas, I know not how to win
her tender affections...Copy !req
674. - ... for I fear that I am a relic in her eyes.
Aw.Copy !req
675. - That's what they say about us.
Yeah.Copy !req
676. Where I'm from...Copy !req
677. the love of a woman is won
by giving money to her father.Copy !req
678. Or sheep.Copy !req
679. And if the love is earnest enough...Copy !req
680. then perhaps even
a combination of the two.Copy !req
681. Women don't care about money...Copy !req
682. or sheep.Copy !req
683. Yeah.Copy !req
684. Are you absolutely certain?Copy !req
685. Love.Copy !req
686. Chicks dig love, man.Copy !req
687. Yeah.Copy !req
688. Yes.Copy !req
689. I am reminded of a line...Copy !req
690. from Erich Segal's wonderful novel,
Love Story.Copy !req
691. "Love means never having to say...Copy !req
692. you are sorry."Copy !req
693. That is so beautiful.Copy !req
694. However, please know
that it is with sincere regret...Copy !req
695. that I must now kill all of you.Copy !req
696. - Heh.
Yeah.Copy !req
697. No, it's brilliant.Copy !req
698. Theoretically, anyway.Copy !req
699. A series of transfusions
to try and purify your blood.Copy !req
700. And my soul with it.Copy !req
701. I should warn you, Barnabas,
there's a slight chance it won't work.Copy !req
702. It isn't exactly the kind of thing
they teach in medical school.Copy !req
703. You must have faith, doctor...Copy !req
704. for if a man can become a monster,
then a monster can become a man.Copy !req
705. But why become a man, Barnabas?Copy !req
706. Why give up the gift of eternal youth?Copy !req
707. Look at me. Every year I get half as pretty
and twice as drunk.Copy !req
708. If that is true, madam...Copy !req
709. you must have started as the most
beautiful creature that has ever lived.Copy !req
710. Uh...Copy !req
711. Barnabas...Copy !req
712. are you aware of the concept
of doctor-patient confidentiality?Copy !req
713. No.Copy !req
714. Perhaps you would be kind enough
to enlighten me.Copy !req
715. All right.Copy !req
716. Barnabas!Copy !req
717. Ah, Victoria.Copy !req
718. Mind if I tag along?Copy !req
719. Nothing would make me happier.Copy !req
720. You've come down for a stroll?Copy !req
721. Actually, I came down looking for David.Copy !req
722. God knows where he's run off to now.Copy !req
723. We'll be lucky if we see him
before Christmas.Copy !req
724. He's a fine lad.Copy !req
725. Every bit as curious and rambunctious
as I was.Copy !req
726. He idolizes you.Copy !req
727. Between you and his mother, I can hardly
get him to talk about anything else.Copy !req
728. You believe him, that he sees her
and speaks to her?Copy !req
729. Part of me believes he's a lonely boy
looking for comfort.Copy !req
730. Part of me believes there are things
in this world we don't understand.Copy !req
731. Things like magic, death, destiny.Copy !req
732. I guess as long as it makes him happy,
what does it matter what anyone believes?Copy !req
733. Eloquently put.Copy !req
734. Maybe we're getting too worked up
about this, Angie.Copy !req
735. They spruced up the cannery
and renovated their house. So what?Copy !req
736. We still hold pink slips on 95 percent
of the nets dragging the Grand Banks.Copy !req
737. He's right.Copy !req
738. It doesn't mean anything
to our bottom line.Copy !req
739. "Doesn't mean anything"?Copy !req
740. My great-great grandmother
started Angelbay...Copy !req
741. to show those Collins
that they didn't own the water.Copy !req
742. That they couldn't look down
their entitled noses at us.Copy !req
743. The Bouchard women slaved
for over two centuries...Copy !req
744. sacrificing their lives
to build this business.Copy !req
745. So that means something, gentlemen.Copy !req
746. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna see it
destroyed by those bastards.Copy !req
747. Call and arrange a meeting.Copy !req
748. Sell to you? Never.Copy !req
749. One cannot put a price on the restoration
of a family's honor.Copy !req
750. Let me try.Copy !req
751. I had no idea that my business acumen
was giving you such spasms.Copy !req
752. Hypnotizing fishermen
isn't business acumen, Barnabas.Copy !req
753. Those are my terms.Copy !req
754. Here are my terms:Copy !req
755. Goest thou to hell, and swiftly, please.Copy !req
756. And there may Asmodeus himself
suckle from your diseased teat.Copy !req
757. Ooh. No one talks like you anymore,
Barnabas.Copy !req
758. Yes, indeed.Copy !req
759. I must say this age
does remain a mystery to me.Copy !req
760. Give me one good reason
why I should not kill you this instant.Copy !req
761. Because I'd kill you if you tried.Copy !req
762. Impossible.Copy !req
763. That would require mercy.Copy !req
764. Instead, you have made me a monster.Copy !req
765. We're both monsters, Barnabas.Copy !req
766. Just two big fish in an itty-bitty pond.Copy !req
767. Now, we can either fight
until one of us is dead...Copy !req
768. or we can make...Copy !req
769. little fish together.Copy !req
770. I'll be honest. I was really angry at you
for the first century or so.Copy !req
771. Sure, it was fun...Copy !req
772. watching your family squirm
and burn away...Copy !req
773. like ants under a magnifying glass.Copy !req
774. And yes, it was fun being adored
as the Collins name crumbled...Copy !req
775. growing wealthy on the backs
of their despair.Copy !req
776. But lately...Copy !req
777. Lately it's just been...Copy !req
778. lonely.Copy !req
779. We're different from
these people, Barnabas.Copy !req
780. We're better than they are.Copy !req
781. That's why I've missed you.Copy !req
782. You're the only ant I couldn't...Copy !req
783. burn.Copy !req
784. What is it you want, Angelique?Copy !req
785. Your love.Copy !req
786. You do still love me, don't you?Copy !req
787. Somewhere deep down in that cold,
un-beating heart.Copy !req
788. My dear, even Aphrodite herself
could not construct a more odious union.Copy !req
789. What if I made you?Copy !req
790. With what, a spell?Copy !req
791. A little doll filled with pins?
That is not love.Copy !req
792. - With this.
- Oh.Copy !req
793. - The body you once begged me for.
- Mmm.Copy !req
794. I must admit,
they have not aged a day.Copy !req
795. I'm willing to start over, Barnabas.Copy !req
796. I'm willing to call a truce
if you'll just take me.Copy !req
797. I am not as I once was.Copy !req
798. I could change that.Copy !req
799. And if I refuse?Copy !req
800. I'll take everything you love...Copy !req
801. starting with that little creature
you've been eyeing so fondly.Copy !req
802. The one who looks like Josette.Copy !req
803. Well, then...Copy !req
804. I suppose strictly
in the name of her honor...Copy !req
805. I must now defile...Copy !req
806. your most intimate
and womanly segments.Copy !req
807. That was a regrettable turn of events.Copy !req
808. You didn't seem to regret it.Copy !req
809. Yes.Copy !req
810. Seems that even in death,
I have a weakness for the living flesh.Copy !req
811. Especially yours.Copy !req
812. What a cold way
to describe something so hot.Copy !req
813. Perhaps.Copy !req
814. But I cannot succumb to your charms
ever again.Copy !req
815. Please, forgive me.Copy !req
816. If I can't have you, my love...Copy !req
817. I'll destroy you.Copy !req
818. Five more minutes.Copy !req
819. This is a very silly play.Copy !req
820. A werewolf.Copy !req
821. A werewolf?Copy !req
822. Yeah, well, it's the only station
we get out here.Copy !req
823. How are we doing?Copy !req
824. I do not feel as though
I'm becoming more human as yet.Copy !req
825. Give it some time.Copy !req
826. Time, doctor,
I have an unfortunate excess of.Copy !req
827. This is my favorite doll, called Lucy.Copy !req
828. And my favorite bit about Lucy
is her crazy, crazy red hair.Copy !req
829. I mean, look at her red hair.Copy !req
830. And my second favorite bit about her...Copy !req
831. is her nice, shiny, pink bow and...Copy !req
832. No! Please! Please, no! Please!Copy !req
833. Please, I'm begging you! Please, don't!Copy !req
834. It's really true! Mommy, Daddy, please!Copy !req
835. Mommy! Daddy!Copy !req
836. Mommy!Copy !req
837. Please, Daddy! Daddy!Copy !req
838. Help me.Copy !req
839. Help you what?Copy !req
840. A what?Copy !req
841. A ball.Copy !req
842. And a most splendid one.Copy !req
843. A ball for who?Copy !req
844. For the entire town, of course.Copy !req
845. Don't you know the entire town
kind of hates us?Copy !req
846. Balls are demonstrations of power.Copy !req
847. Balls are how the ruling class
remain the ruling class.Copy !req
848. Exactly what I've been saying.
This family could use some balls.Copy !req
849. Indeed. And the Collins family
have always held the biggest...Copy !req
850. and the most wonderful balls.Copy !req
851. Jesus, can somebody shut the drapes?Copy !req
852. You know, Barnabas has a point.Copy !req
853. It's about time
we threw a little dough around. Hm?Copy !req
854. Show the peasants
that we're back in action.Copy !req
855. People don't throw balls anymore,
stupid.Copy !req
856. Do they not?Copy !req
857. They throw happenings.Copy !req
858. And how, pray,
does one throw a happening?Copy !req
859. Well...Copy !req
860. first things first,
you'll need a mirror ball.Copy !req
861. Whatever that is, we shall have it.Copy !req
862. And booze, lots of booze.Copy !req
863. Carolyn.Copy !req
864. We shall have spirits enough
to fill a schooner's hull.Copy !req
865. And...Copy !req
866. Alice Cooper.Copy !req
867. I seem to recall an Alice Cooper
from my youth.Copy !req
868. Does she reside in Collinsport?Copy !req
869. Not exactly.Copy !req
870. Well, she shall be our guest
nonetheless.Copy !req
871. How do you do?Copy !req
872. - Thank you for having us.
- Evening.Copy !req
873. Good evening. Welcome to Collinwood.Copy !req
874. I have to hand it to you.
This is a happening.Copy !req
875. I guess the only thing missing
is Alice Cooper.Copy !req
876. Perhaps you should go and acquaint
yourself with the evening's entertainment.Copy !req
877. I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing
Till they got ahold of meCopy !req
878. I opened doors for little old ladiesCopy !req
879. I helped the blind to seeCopy !req
880. I got no friends 'cause they read the papersCopy !req
881. They can't be seen with meCopy !req
882. And I'm getting real shot down
And I'm feeling meanCopy !req
883. Ugliest woman I've ever seen.Copy !req
884. No more Mr. Nice GuyCopy !req
885. No more Mr. CleanCopy !req
886. No more Mr. Nice GuyCopy !req
887. They say he's sick
He's obsceneCopy !req
888. I got no friends 'cause they read the papersCopy !req
889. Master David.Copy !req
890. Where is the female coat attendant?Copy !req
891. My dad's talking to her inside.Copy !req
892. Hm.Copy !req
893. But he told me to keep everybody out.Copy !req
894. I'm sure he did, David.
And you've done a marvelous job.Copy !req
895. But now I would like you to go
and watch Alice Cooper with the others.Copy !req
896. But my dad said—Copy !req
897. Go and watch the Cooper woman.Copy !req
898. You were right about this stuff.Copy !req
899. Nothing but the best for you, pussycat.Copy !req
900. Who was the kid?Copy !req
901. I have no idea. I never saw him before.Copy !req
902. Now...Copy !req
903. come here.Copy !req
904. Mommy, where's Daddy?Copy !req
905. He's been gone for so long.Copy !req
906. Is he ever coming home?Copy !req
907. I was gone for 4 daysCopy !req
908. I could've been gone for moreCopy !req
909. Whatever are you doing outside,
my dear?Copy !req
910. You'll catch your death of cold.Copy !req
911. I've caught the only thing
that matters, Barnabas.Copy !req
912. Your eye.Copy !req
913. I have withheld my tender affections...Copy !req
914. fearful that they were unrequited.Copy !req
915. I've not spoken of my feelings
to another soul.Copy !req
916. Right. You've only spoken
of my birthing hips.Copy !req
917. Yes, well...Copy !req
918. I don't know why, but for some reason,
I feel like I can tell you anything.Copy !req
919. It's like I've known you forever.Copy !req
920. Yes.Copy !req
921. It's almost hypnotic.Copy !req
922. Yes.Copy !req
923. But, wait, no.Copy !req
924. I have used no such trickery
to summon your ardor, I assure you.Copy !req
925. I don't know what it is. I just know there's
always been something pulling me here.Copy !req
926. Pulling me to Collinsport.Copy !req
927. To you.Copy !req
928. Oh, my dear Victoria.Copy !req
929. - Hath my scent offended thee?
- No, no.Copy !req
930. I'm sorry. It's just...Copy !req
931. The people I love
haven't always loved me back.Copy !req
932. My own family sent me away.
Swept me under the rug...Copy !req
933. because it was easier than having
a daughter who was different.Copy !req
934. Who was cursed.Copy !req
935. Cursed because I saw things
other little girls didn't.Copy !req
936. They were the loneliest, most painful years
a child could know.Copy !req
937. Now, hold still, Maggie.Copy !req
938. This will only hurt for a minute.Copy !req
939. Aah!Copy !req
940. But as hard as they were, I never lost my will.Copy !req
941. The need to feel the sun
on my face again.Copy !req
942. So I set out in search
of a new home.Copy !req
943. A new life, far away from that pain.Copy !req
944. But even in my wildest dreams, I never
thought I'd feel as happy as I do now.Copy !req
945. To betray one's own kin,
and because she possesses a gift.Copy !req
946. No, Victoria.Copy !req
947. It is unforgivable.Copy !req
948. And your parents deserve to boil
in hell's everlasting sulfur.Copy !req
949. See my lonely life unfoldCopy !req
950. Since I've gone awayCopy !req
951. Uh-oh. Hey.Copy !req
952. Hey, you're not invited. Um...Copy !req
953. Hey. Uh...Copy !req
954. But—Copy !req
955. Sleeping don't come very easyCopy !req
956. In a straight, white vestCopy !req
957. Should like to see that little childrenCopy !req
958. She's only 4 years oldCopy !req
959. For most of my life,
I've wanted a place where I belonged.Copy !req
960. A place where I could feel at home again.Copy !req
961. Feel loved again.Copy !req
962. And I've found that place
here at Collinwood.Copy !req
963. And here.Copy !req
964. We must intensify our efforts.Copy !req
965. I have urgent need to be human again.Copy !req
966. I can explain.Copy !req
967. My God.Copy !req
968. You're not using your blood
to make me human.Copy !req
969. You're using my blood
to make yourself immortal.Copy !req
970. Yes, but, Barnabas, you have a gift.
It isn't fair to keep it all to yourself.Copy !req
971. The Collins family took you in,
bestowed their sacred trust upon you.Copy !req
972. And you brazenly betray that trust.Copy !req
973. I'm sorry.Copy !req
974. I just don't want to grow old.Copy !req
975. I want to be beautiful again.Copy !req
976. - I want to live forever, like you.
- I'm afraid that is out of the question.Copy !req
977. A stout man contains
some five quarts of blood...Copy !req
978. which, if you will forgive the boast...Copy !req
979. I can consume in a mere
seven and a half seconds.Copy !req
980. But you, my dear little wisp...Copy !req
981. I dare say I shall drink you
to a withered husk in less than five.Copy !req
982. Please don't kill me. You're a good man.
You're a gentleman.Copy !req
983. - Please, forgive me.
- Madam.Copy !req
984. I am neither good nor gentle,
and I do not forgive.Copy !req
985. Aah!Copy !req
986. I should tell you, Willie...Copy !req
987. if you ever speak a word of this
to anyone...Copy !req
988. I shall have to kill you
in a most unpleasant manner.Copy !req
989. Don't worry, Mr. B.Copy !req
990. I never liked the bitch anyway.Copy !req
991. Come on. I know you're here.Copy !req
992. Hey.Copy !req
993. Beautiful workmanship, isn't it?Copy !req
994. Hm. I was just looking for the, uh...Copy !req
995. This?Copy !req
996. There's nothing worth stealing,
I'm afraid.Copy !req
997. Sadly, Elizabeth uses it
for the badminton equipment.Copy !req
998. That's what I was looking for.Copy !req
999. What are you?Copy !req
1000. I am about to do something so repellent...Copy !req
1001. that it sickens me to my very core.Copy !req
1002. I'm going to give you a choice.Copy !req
1003. What choice?Copy !req
1004. Either you remain at Collinwood...Copy !req
1005. and devote your every waking moment
to becoming an exemplary father...Copy !req
1006. the father David so desperately
wants and deserves...Copy !req
1007. Or?Copy !req
1008. Or you leave...Copy !req
1009. with sufficient money...Copy !req
1010. to live your thieving, selfish life elsewhere.Copy !req
1011. Where on earth is Dr. Hoffman
when we need her?Copy !req
1012. Indeed.Copy !req
1013. Barnabas, you're on fire.Copy !req
1014. I'd like to teach the world to singCopy !req
1015. I demand that you release me
from my curse.Copy !req
1016. You're late.Copy !req
1017. What is that?Copy !req
1018. The only thing you drink these days.Copy !req
1019. From where does it come?Copy !req
1020. No one you know.Copy !req
1021. I promise.Copy !req
1022. I knew it wouldn't be long
before you barged in...Copy !req
1023. begging me to make you mortal again.Copy !req
1024. Now that Dr. Hoffman isn't around
to give you your little transfusions.Copy !req
1025. Yes.Copy !req
1026. Yes, it was a shame...Copy !req
1027. she was called away
on business so suddenly.Copy !req
1028. Interesting. I don't know many people
who take business meetings...Copy !req
1029. on the bottom of the ocean.Copy !req
1030. She was a liar.Copy !req
1031. She was stealing my blood.Copy !req
1032. Aren't we being a smidge hypocritical?Copy !req
1033. Lying and stealing blood
are things you're rather familiar with.Copy !req
1034. Yes, I killed Dr. Hoffman...Copy !req
1035. and the workmen and those
very nice, unshaven young people.Copy !req
1036. But know this:Copy !req
1037. With each life I take...Copy !req
1038. a piece of my wretched soul dies.Copy !req
1039. For I only kill because I'm compelled to.Copy !req
1040. Compelled by your witchcraft.Copy !req
1041. By your curse.Copy !req
1042. Why have you done this to me?Copy !req
1043. It's a shame.Copy !req
1044. You know, if you'd just been smart enough
to love me, I would've let her go.Copy !req
1045. Speak plainly, snake.Copy !req
1046. I sent your little girlfriend
over the cliffs once before.Copy !req
1047. What makes you think
I wouldn't do it again?Copy !req
1048. I'm gonna offer you
a business proposal, Barnabas.Copy !req
1049. My final offer.Copy !req
1050. Either you agree to rule
this little pond of mine side by side...Copy !req
1051. partners and lovers...Copy !req
1052. or I put you back in the box.Copy !req
1053. I have already prepared
my counterproposal.Copy !req
1054. It reads thusly:Copy !req
1055. You may strategically place
your wonderful lips upon my posterior...Copy !req
1056. and kiss it repeatedly!Copy !req
1057. Sleeping flame, I summon theeCopy !req
1058. To your form returnCopy !req
1059. Make the night as bright as dayCopy !req
1060. And burn, baby, burnCopy !req
1061. Wha—?Copy !req
1062. I've come to realize shutting you
in that box for all eternity...Copy !req
1063. might've been a tad harsh.Copy !req
1064. So here is the deal:Copy !req
1065. I'm gonna destroy everything you love...Copy !req
1066. and you're gonna take some more time
to think about us.Copy !req
1067. See you in a couple centuries, lover boy.Copy !req
1068. Do not dismay, Barnabas.
We shall yet again escape this nightmare.Copy !req
1069. Perhaps only a few brief decades
this time.Copy !req
1070. Oh, hello!Copy !req
1071. Hello! I hear you!Copy !req
1072. Oh, sweet glories be. Whoever you are,
fear not. I will not harm you.Copy !req
1073. What year is it?
How many centuries have I—?Copy !req
1074. How long has it been?Copy !req
1075. It's been 20 minutes.Copy !req
1076. Young Master David. How on earth
did you know I was imprisoned?Copy !req
1077. My mom told me.Copy !req
1078. You probably think I'm crazy.Copy !req
1079. Young man, I think nothing of the sort.Copy !req
1080. Uncle Barnabas...Copy !req
1081. why do you have ladies' underwear
on your face?Copy !req
1082. Never mind that. Where is your family?
Where is Victoria?Copy !req
1083. I haven't seen Vicky...Copy !req
1084. but everybody else is in the town
watching our cannery burn.Copy !req
1085. We must save them! Hurry!Copy !req
1086. Master David!Copy !req
1087. Perhaps you should unchain me first?Copy !req
1088. Hank, we need another brigade
out of Portland, quick as you can!Copy !req
1089. Get these folks out of here!Copy !req
1090. All right, everybody, stand back!
Please, stand back!Copy !req
1091. Oh, boy.
Miss Elizabeth's gonna shit a brick.Copy !req
1092. Sheriff, we need to talk.Copy !req
1093. Christ, Angie, I ain't got time for chitchat.
The damned town's burning!Copy !req
1094. You don't have time for proof that
the Collins family is harboring a murderer?Copy !req
1095. Yes, I killed Dr. Hoffman...Copy !req
1096. and the workmen and those
very nice, unshaven young people.Copy !req
1097. Well, I'll be damned.Copy !req
1098. And to think the whole town's
named after them.Copy !req
1099. I'd be willing to bet that Barnabas
has already skipped town.Copy !req
1100. And I'd be willing to bet...Copy !req
1101. that you'll find the corpses of
more of his innocent victims in there!Copy !req
1102. The Collins family has rebuilt
their business with murder!Copy !req
1103. Well, I say, not in my town!Copy !req
1104. There's one of them now!Copy !req
1105. He's probably the one who started the fire
to cover his boss' tracks.Copy !req
1106. - Time to go.
Where you going?Copy !req
1107. Willie. What on earth's happened?Copy !req
1108. Fire. Murder. Angry mob. Run!Copy !req
1109. David, go inside.Copy !req
1110. Liz...Copy !req
1111. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1112. We're gonna have to take you in.Copy !req
1113. All of you.Copy !req
1114. Bill...Copy !req
1115. the Collins family built this town.Copy !req
1116. We built it with our boats and our nets.Copy !req
1117. With our sacrifices and our blood.Copy !req
1118. And this is how you repay us?Copy !req
1119. You've been harboring a murderer.Copy !req
1120. Arrest them.Copy !req
1121. I shall go willingly...Copy !req
1122. to whatever punishment awaits...Copy !req
1123. provided...Copy !req
1124. no harm befalls my family.Copy !req
1125. Hold it right there.Copy !req
1126. And provided...Copy !req
1127. Miss Bouchard goes along with me...Copy !req
1128. for she is no less a monster than I.Copy !req
1129. Perhaps it is best...Copy !req
1130. if we are both destroyed.Copy !req
1131. Mr. Collins, back off! I'm warning you!Copy !req
1132. Go on, slaughter me.Copy !req
1133. Show them what you are.Copy !req
1134. No.Copy !req
1135. I shall show them what we are.Copy !req
1136. Unh!Copy !req
1137. What's that man done to Angie?Copy !req
1138. It's not him, it's her.Copy !req
1139. She's a witch.Copy !req
1140. Excuse me.Copy !req
1141. You gotta get through me first, lady.Copy !req
1142. All right, everybody, go on home now.Copy !req
1143. - Nothing to see here.
Let's move.Copy !req
1144. You should've loved me, Barnabas.Copy !req
1145. None of this would've happened
if you'd just loved me.Copy !req
1146. I should have destroyed you.
You've brought me nothing but misery.Copy !req
1147. I gave you my heart!Copy !req
1148. You have no heart.Copy !req
1149. You're the curse!Copy !req
1150. Women are undone by loving you.Copy !req
1151. Josette, Dr. Hoffman.
And your beloved Vicky.Copy !req
1152. I command you to release her
from your curse.Copy !req
1153. "Command"? You make me sick.Copy !req
1154. Missed me.Copy !req
1155. Vulgar, hideous serpent,
I shall deliver you to hell's doorstep.Copy !req
1156. Get out of my room!Copy !req
1157. Angelique!Copy !req
1158. Get out of my house.Copy !req
1159. Your house?Copy !req
1160. Enough trickery.Copy !req
1161. I worshipped you.Copy !req
1162. Plagued me.Copy !req
1163. Adored you!Copy !req
1164. Despised you!Copy !req
1165. Fine.Copy !req
1166. If Collins blood built this house...Copy !req
1167. then let us bathe in it.Copy !req
1168. Leave us alone.Copy !req
1169. Carolyn?Copy !req
1170. Carolyn, my God.Copy !req
1171. I'm a werewolf, okay?
Let's not make a big deal out of it.Copy !req
1172. Woof.Copy !req
1173. What have you done to my daughter?Copy !req
1174. Well, Liz...Copy !req
1175. your perfect Collins pedigree
lacked a bit of substance...Copy !req
1176. so I sent the werewolf
who bit Carolyn in her crib.Copy !req
1177. Just like I made David
no better than a bastard...Copy !req
1178. when I sent his mommy to the ocean floor
to have tea with the tuna.Copy !req
1179. And as for you, my love...Copy !req
1180. I killed your mother and father.Copy !req
1181. I cursed your family, my Barnabas.Copy !req
1182. They kept us apart.Copy !req
1183. They never understood, we're the same.Copy !req
1184. We're meant to be.Copy !req
1185. Leave him alone.Copy !req
1186. I think I'll kill you first, orphan.Copy !req
1187. David, get out!Copy !req
1188. Your quarrel is with me.Copy !req
1189. My quarrel is with all of you.Copy !req
1190. I'm warning you.Copy !req
1191. This is your last chance.Copy !req
1192. Let us go.Copy !req
1193. And what will you do if I don't,
you little bastard?Copy !req
1194. Not me.Copy !req
1195. My mom.Copy !req
1196. Go!Copy !req
1197. David, come on.Copy !req
1198. Willie, come on.Copy !req
1199. So this is how it ends.Copy !req
1200. So quiet...Copy !req
1201. as if you were asleep.Copy !req
1202. You know, there was a time
when I might have loved you.Copy !req
1203. We could have spent eternity together.Copy !req
1204. We still...Copy !req
1205. can.Copy !req
1206. You never wanted my love.Copy !req
1207. You wanted to possess me.Copy !req
1208. No.Copy !req
1209. I love you, Barnabas.Copy !req
1210. You cannot love, Angelique.Copy !req
1211. That is your curse.Copy !req
1212. Take it.Copy !req
1213. Victoria!Copy !req
1214. Victoria!Copy !req
1215. She said Widow's Hill.Copy !req
1216. What do we do now?Copy !req
1217. What we've always done.Copy !req
1218. Endure.Copy !req
1219. I thought I'd lost you.Copy !req
1220. You have lost me.Copy !req
1221. I live in the light, Barnabas.Copy !req
1222. You live in the shadows.Copy !req
1223. I'll grow old and die,
and you'll live forever.Copy !req
1224. We will find a way, my love.Copy !req
1225. There's only one way.Copy !req
1226. No. I will not see you suffer as I do.
Never.Copy !req
1227. No!Copy !req
1228. Oh, Victoria.Copy !req
1229. My sweet Victoria.Copy !req
1230. Victoria.Copy !req
1231. Josette.Copy !req
1232. It is said that blood is thicker than water.Copy !req
1233. It is what defines us.Copy !req
1234. Binds us.Copy !req
1235. Curses us.Copy !req
1236. My name is Barnabas Collins...Copy !req
1237. and my curse has finally been broken.Copy !req