1. Look, I'm not talking
like a full makeover, okay?
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mop top and you let
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the ladies'll love it.
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a wife, remember?
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this bougie place
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my date so I order
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ordered the burger, you know,
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ordered the burger.
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nasty ass fucking eel
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choice on my part.
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moral of the story it?
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was sophisticated.
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never hurt nobody.
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the only ones here?
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hurt that much.
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down the road real quick?
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like, fucking Uber?
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in the ambulance.
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in an ambulance, huh?
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graveyards this week.
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maternity's up in two weeks,
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hours don't help.
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I'll see what he says.
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taken the position
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what's the matter?
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here, you dumbshit.
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the drop point.
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just get in please.
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gonna do with all that money.
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- Huh.
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tidy little sum.
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festival in Reykjavik.
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video games guy, right?
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are being followed.
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an RN at the hospital.
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leave a couple shards
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in that guy's skull.
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can you imagine?
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get through the night
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wasn't our fault man.
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police there to begin with.
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had it coming.
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on the schedule tonight?
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117. 'Cause paycheck was a
little light last month.
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120. Uh huh.
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121. Hey so Bravo's gonna
need a new timing belt.
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I can't keep track
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you know what I mean?
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- It's not like
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- Uh huh, right.
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place with like five assistants
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it why don't we just
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just like a basic four seater.
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fire at La Brea, repeat.
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143. In a perfect world we'd have
like five assistants, you know?
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tonight there's one thing
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units be sent out to San Pedro.
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- That's ours, that's us!
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fuck off your phone
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not on the phone.
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160. Copy unit
nine, go for it.
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responsibility.
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else you were looking for?
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174. A raise would be nice.
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where the company's at.
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liberal media bullshit.
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180. You know this.
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we work, I just never
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the family anymore.
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- Nora?
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knew that, whatever.
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how old that shit gets.
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I wasn't good at it.
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an even worse dad.
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it's about, right?
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about the paycheck.
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- Prove it.
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you're doing this.
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207. Tell me why you took this job.
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208. - Well...
- Turn, turn left!
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209. Turn, right here, turn
and get your head back
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your mom cum too.
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focus, come on,
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221. - Sorry Chief, what do we got?
- Okay the driver
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for another ambulance for him.
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223. Passenger's walking towards
the light, he's your priority.
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that stretcher.
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make it to the ER.
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230. - No B-teamer.
- Chief.
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you end the double.
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236. Jesus, look at
this death trap.
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in business, man?
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you find your dick?
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not working out.
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you a million times,
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to the car man.
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play the blame game, alright?
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calling his ass.
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thing street legal?
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about my lift, alright?
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never let me down.
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- Yeah, it's her code name.
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better than calling 'em
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one and two, right?
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bleeding heavily.
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cut his clothes off.
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- Yeah, got it.
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- What's going on back there?
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trying to get on your case.
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have the right gear in here.
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fly on an LAFD rig.
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- Holy shit.
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- How bad is it?
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just below the ribs.
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pressure dropping quick.
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chest compressions.
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come on, right here.
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- Pull over.
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I mean, I told you.
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this with you right now.
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that's not the mule's ride?
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I'm just seeing shit?
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airport, eastbound on the 10,
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'cause they took an exit
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they were already wrecked.
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picked up the passenger.
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they're patching him up
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main guy, Craddock.
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call this off, right?
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operation for months.
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this is a big shipment.
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still on the passenger.
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Hospital's the closest.
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like a little bit curious?
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through his wallet.
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a million dollars here.
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deal with it.
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for a moment.
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requesting an ETA.
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you walk through the door.
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- Don't know yet.
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taken to the hospital.
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as soon as we can.
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of your cases, did we?
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do you mind if I spoke
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can talk to him if you want.
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- I thought he was
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I didn't know!
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magician or something?
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- He's got to be here
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- Because I can smell it!
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we could keep it.
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agreeing to report it.
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agreeing to keep it.
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- Hey, listen, listen,
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over $300,000 each.
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about it first, that's crazy.
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money hidden on 'em like that
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doing that isn't,
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aint on the up and up, right?
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- Right.
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- I know.
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403. - Wait, hear me out.
- 'Cause it's not.
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- Probably a drug cartel.
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go to the cops
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jacked their drug money?
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- Huh, yeah.
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wake up in the hospital
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where's my money
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was smuggling?
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it to the police
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involved in this
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and walk away, man.
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the police, they seized it.
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- Dude, if they knew about it
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our ass the second
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out of the car.
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you're out of a job.
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money you're out of a job.
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long I'm gonna keep
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no big purchases.
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he's right, we wait.
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take me to the station.
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462. Okay, are you cool with this?
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463. - Yeah, I guess so.
- Okay.
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464. One thing before I leave.
Copy !req
465. Dean, you know I
was serving in Iraq.
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466. Yeah.
Copy !req
467. Eric, did you know
that I served in Iraq?
Copy !req
468. No.
Copy !req
469. Ramadi, Fallujah.
Copy !req
470. Operation Phantom Fury.
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471. That's where it got easy.
Copy !req
472. Mm hmm.
Copy !req
473. What got easy?
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474. Killing.
Copy !req
475. So, if you two dinks are
thinking about fucking me over,
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476. I'd think again.
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477. Oh man, you should
see your faces!
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478. - Ha.
- Beautiful, beautiful.
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479. Alright buddy.
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480. Alright.
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481. Goddamnit.
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482. Oh great, perfect timing.
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483. I gotta get outta here.
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484. Can I have the keys?
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485. - This your car?
- Yeah.
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486. I can't give you the keys
without taking a receipt...
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487. Sure guy but just
give me the keys.
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488. I can't give you the keys.
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489. Ticket?
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490. Okay, I'll do that afterwards
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491. so gimme the keys.
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492. Do you have a ticket?
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493. Okay, I think it's in the car.
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494. I can't without
a ticket, just...
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495. Give it to me, I'll get
the ticket, it's in the car.
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496. No, I mean I need
a ticket in order...
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497. Just hand me the keys,
can I do it on the way out?
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498. But I can't give you
the key without a ticket.
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499. Yeah you can, just
give me the keys.
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500. No I need a ticket.
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501. I know, I know,
just give me the keys.
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502. I need a...
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503. Fuck, sorry.
Copy !req
504. May I have the keys?
Copy !req
505. Thanks.
Copy !req
506. You alright?
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507. There's only
two of these keys.
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508. One for me and one for you.
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509. No, I'm good.
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510. You know that old saying
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511. don't look a gift
horse in the mouth?
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512. Yeah.
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513. Basically it
means when someone
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514. gives you a nice gift, you
don't act like a little bitch.
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515. Okay.
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516. I don't know if it was
god or some karma shit
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517. but someone gave us a
really nice gift tonight
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518. and you're acting
like a little bitch.
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519. First of all, nobody
gave us that money.
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520. We, no, you took it.
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521. I mean you always
play it safe Eric
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522. but tonight that
is going to change.
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523. My pop was an old
school fireman.
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524. My brothers, my uncles.
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525. That's all I wanted to be.
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526. You know?
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527. Then I got hurt.
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528. So I had to hang it up.
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529. Stop me if you've heard
this story before.
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530. Okay, stop.
Copy !req
531. Anyway, I knew I could
build a company like this.
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532. I knew it would be a
huge risk but I also knew
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533. that I had the training
and I had the balls
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534. so I jumped in feet first,
savings, pension, boom, gone,
Copy !req
535. scrawled out some checks, and
Turbo Elite Ambulance Company
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536. was born.
Copy !req
537. Clearly it's paid off.
Copy !req
538. You ever ask yourself why
this place is such a dump?
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539. The dickheads
down at city hall.
Copy !req
540. I spent most of my
money just trying to get
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541. the shit up to code.
Copy !req
542. I had nothing left to
finish rehabbing it.
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543. Ambulances I bought, these
two pieces of shit Fords
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544. that I bought out in
Corona from some guy
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545. with no fucking nose, you know,
tall ass cowboy douche bag,
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546. big white teeth,
no fucking nose.
Copy !req
547. If I didn't have a nose
I'd stay in my house,
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548. I'd never come out.
Copy !req
549. Fucking wear a mask or
something, you know what I mean?
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550. This guy's out
there loud and proud
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551. selling used trucks
and ambulances,
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552. goddamn hole in
his fucking face!
Copy !req
553. Dean.
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554. They owed me and
they screwed me
Copy !req
555. and the way I see it, it's
all coming back around.
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556. Next ambulance I buy is
gonna be a fucking brand new
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557. Chevy 3500 turbo diesel
and I'm gonna buy it
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558. from a real fucking
automobile salesman, you know?
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559. The kind with too much
product in his hair
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560. and a big fucking awesome suit.
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561. You know?
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562. Eh, that guy!
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563. With this money, you
and me, we're gonna make
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564. this company twice the
company that I had envisioned
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565. the first time.
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566. Me and my best friend Eric.
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567. No longer the mentor
and the student but
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568. business partners.
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569. Thank god Craddock,
you're okay I think.
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570. But the money?
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571. Let me guess, you've lost it.
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572. Not exactly, it's
still on Rami, my guy.
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573. I'm en route to the
hospital now as we speak.
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574. And then what?
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575. You think they'll have
it waiting for you
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576. at the lost and found?
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577. This is completely unacceptable.
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578. Silas, trust me, I
have it under control.
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579. I'll be waiting.
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580. Don't disappoint me JJ.
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581. We talked to the
nurses, the head surgeon,
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582. even played back the
security cam footage for us.
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583. Nothing.
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584. If somebody boosted
that money it happened
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585. before they wheeled the dead
guy through these doors.
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586. What about the driver?
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587. Before he bailed did
you see if he had
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588. maybe a bag on him or something?
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589. You see that?
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590. Plastic lining.
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591. I don't think we're
looking for a bag.
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592. You guys.
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593. You wanna see another dead body?
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594. No.
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595. I got a good one in one.
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596. Man's missing his testicles.
Copy !req
597. So that's it?
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598. We're just gonna
give up on the score?
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599. I didn't say that.
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600. So then what's the plan?
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601. First responders.
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602. Let's check the paperwork.
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603. 10-4, unit
six, on our way, over.
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604. Here, you can just breathe
through this normally.
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605. Hey.
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606. I know I, uh, came on
a little strong before.
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607. You know, this company's
all I got, man.
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608. You don't gotta invest in
me if you don't wanna, okay?
Copy !req
609. Look.
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610. I just want tonight to be over.
Copy !req
611. I wanna go home to my
family and that's it.
Copy !req
612. - Okay?
- Okay.
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613. How are you feeling?
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614. Is she gonna be okay?
Copy !req
615. She's gonna be just fine.
Copy !req
616. Thank you.
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617. Honey, you scared me.
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618. You just saved that family.
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619. Dad's on his way home.
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620. Now save your own.
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621. Let's get
you in bed, okay?
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622. That's lame even
for you, Dean.
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623. With this
thing I got going baby
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624. we could go anywhere.
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625. We could go to Alaska.
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626. No, try again.
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627. Someplace warmer and sunnier.
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628. How about Cancun?
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629. Come on, we're
not on spring break.
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630. Max.
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631. How you doing?
Copy !req
632. - Agent Beckwith.
- ICE.
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633. Sorry to interrupt your game,
Copy !req
634. just a couple of questions.
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635. Listen, that nasty
accident over on San Pedro.
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636. You rode in the ambulance,
that was your signature, right?
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637. Why don't we chat outside?
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638. You look dead.
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639. Hey.
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640. Wakey wakey.
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641. You want a little pick me up?
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642. I think I've had enough
coffee for one day.
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643. How about something
that's not coffee?
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644. I'm good.
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645. You're still on edge.
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646. No, no, Mm-mm.
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647. Something happen tonight?
Copy !req
648. No, no.
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649. You know you can
talk to me, right?
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650. Mm hmm.
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651. You know you can trust me.
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652. You can tell me anything.
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653. Right?
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654. Talk to me.
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655. This is not a
good idea, this is...
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656. Shh.
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657. It'll be fine.
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658. Look I told you before,
I just can't do this.
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659. Okay.
Copy !req
660. - Hey Brie?
- Hmm?
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661. Look that crash
tonight, Dean and I we...
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662. All units report
a stabbing on Mateo and 8th.
Copy !req
663. You know what?
Copy !req
664. Reuben and I, we got your
back on this call, okay?
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665. You just stay here.
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666. Tell me later.
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667. Yo Reuben, let's go.
Copy !req
668. - Unit six responding, over.
- 10-4.
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669. Come on, don't
do this to me now.
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670. Fucker come on!
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671. Want some gas, yeah?
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672. Well looks like she
finally shit the bed.
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673. Fuckin' A.
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674. Eric!
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675. Oh man.
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676. We're gonna have
to take Danger One.
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677. Uh, no no no no, no don't
do that, you can't do that.
Copy !req
678. - What, why?
- No.
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679. Dean should be
coming right back.
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680. We'll take care of it,
don't worry, it's fine.
Copy !req
681. But I already
said Reuben and I...
Copy !req
682. Uh, let me just go
outside and check for Dean
Copy !req
683. and see when he's
coming back, alright?
Copy !req
684. Just don't go anywhere.
Copy !req
685. Alright I'll be right back.
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686. The fuck is his problem?
Copy !req
687. I dunno.
Copy !req
688. Look, Max called.
Copy !req
689. Cops or feds or somebody
just questioned him
Copy !req
690. - and he's freaking out.
- What?
Copy !req
691. We gotta keep
our shit together
Copy !req
692. in case we gotta talk
him off the ledge
Copy !req
693. before he does something stupid.
Copy !req
694. Where's Danger One?
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695. Oh, I was trying to tell you.
Copy !req
696. Fuckin' call came in,
Bravo wouldn't start,
Copy !req
697. - and Brie went right off.
- Brie just took it?
Copy !req
698. The money was on there.
Copy !req
699. Why didn't you ride with them?
Copy !req
700. She wouldn't wait!
Copy !req
701. Hey, Max.
Copy !req
702. - Where's Dean?
- Hold on.
Copy !req
703. Max, hold on, Max, Max,
wait up, wait up, hold on.
Copy !req
704. Wait a sec, wait a second.
Copy !req
705. Where the fuck is he?
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706. I'm over here, what's up Max?
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707. Where is it Dean?
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708. I wanna see it.
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709. Look, it's safe, okay?
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710. I wasn't fucking
talking to you.
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711. Hey man, relax, it's all good.
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712. He's telling the truth,
it's in a safe place and so.
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713. What happened with the feds?
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714. It wasn't the
feds, it was ICE.
Copy !req
715. - ICE?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
716. Immigration and customs.
Copy !req
717. They're part of some task force
Copy !req
718. tracking money being smuggled
in and out of airports.
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719. They knew that the
guy that we picked up
Copy !req
720. was gonna have cash on him.
Copy !req
721. They were fucking following him!
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722. So you see what I'm saying?
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723. They know about the
fucking money, man.
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724. It's only a matter of time
before they connect the dots
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725. and we're fucked.
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726. Dean!
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727. We're sticking with the plan.
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728. The fucking plan,
your fucking plan.
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729. Look I don't give a shit
what you assholes do.
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730. But I'm taking my cut and I'm
getting the fuck outta here.
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731. Where?
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732. Out man, like
fucking out, gone!
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733. Look, going out half-cocked,
it's a good way to get...
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734. I'm not going to
fucking jail, man.
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735. So give me my cut right now.
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736. We can't.
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737. What are you trying to pull?
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738. I'm not fucking stupid, man.
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739. We can't give you your
money because it's not here.
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740. Motherfucker.
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741. They'll bring it back,
okay, they're gonna...
Copy !req
742. They?
Copy !req
743. They, who the fuck are they?
Copy !req
744. - Shut up!
- Hey!
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745. Give me my fucking money!
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746. What are you doing?
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747. Max, listen to me.
Copy !req
748. - Jesus.
- Where's my fucking money?
Copy !req
749. - You son of a bitch.
- Max, chill, easy.
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750. No, I'm gonna fucking
warn you, I'll kill you.
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751. I'll kill both of you.
Copy !req
752. - You crazy fuck, get off me.
- Get off him, Max!
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753. Get off me!
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754. Fucking dead, Dean!
Copy !req
755. Listen to me, man.
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756. The money's out on the
other fucking rig, okay?
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757. It's coming right back.
Copy !req
758. This isn't a fucking scam, man,
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759. it's an honest mix up, alright?
Copy !req
760. Stop fucking lying to me, man!
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761. I'm not pulling
something on you, man!
Copy !req
762. Stop fucking lying to me!
Copy !req
763. You're fucking
crazy, you're fucking crazy!
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764. You're fucking dead man.
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765. I'm not pulling
something on you man.
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766. - You're fucking dead.
- Why would I do that?
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767. You're fucking dead!
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768. God!
Copy !req
769. Whoa, you okay, you alright?
Copy !req
770. - Christ!
- Try to rip me off?
Copy !req
771. Stop!
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772. Stop!
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773. Stop shooting,
no, stop shooting!
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774. Jesus!
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775. Fuck this shit!
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776. Oh my god.
Copy !req
777. Dean, what did you do?
Copy !req
778. What do you mean what'd I do?
Copy !req
779. I fucking saved your ass.
Copy !req
780. Okay, we can fix this,
okay, we can make it better.
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781. We can...
Copy !req
782. Oh, oh, oh!
Copy !req
783. So?
Copy !req
784. Hey...
Copy !req
785. You okay?
Copy !req
786. Look what you just
fucking did to this guy.
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787. Yeah, shit.
Copy !req
788. Oh, your arm.
Copy !req
789. - Uh...
- Dude fuck my arm.
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790. No man.
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791. Oh fuck it, I'll
fucking do it later.
Copy !req
792. What are we gonna do?
Copy !req
793. I don't know, but we're
not gonna turn ourselves in.
Copy !req
794. We're so fucking past the
point of no return right now.
Copy !req
795. Alright, don't even...
Copy !req
796. Hey guys,
we're on our way back.
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797. That's right so
Copy !req
798. take that dick out
your mouth bro.
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799. We gotta clean this shit up.
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800. Dude!
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801. We're gonna clean
this shit up, okay?
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802. Let's see.
Copy !req
803. You got it?
Copy !req
804. Hmm.
Copy !req
805. Rami didn't make it.
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806. Right
dear unfortunate.
Copy !req
807. And I found the
money, I got your money.
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808. Splendid.
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809. Well, I mean, that
is to say at this point
Copy !req
810. it's just merely a
matter of retrieval.
Copy !req
811. Well I see
where this is headed,
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812. I'll make some calls.
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813. Don't do that, don't, please...
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814. I can't have you
running around all night
Copy !req
815. making things worse, JJ.
Copy !req
816. Come back here and
we'll sort you down.
Copy !req
817. Alright?
Copy !req
818. You about done over there?
Copy !req
819. Dean.
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820. I'm not getting on your
case, just running out of time.
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821. You know maybe if you
helped a little bit.
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822. Ah, no bitching.
Copy !req
823. I saved your life, remember?
Copy !req
824. Now I'm not expecting flowers
or anything like that.
Copy !req
825. Just want you to do
one thing for me.
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826. Alright, is that so hard?
Copy !req
827. I'm doing something real
important over here.
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828. Hmm.
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829. Mm hmm.
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830. Careful, body's
gonna fall off.
Copy !req
831. Everybody here's
so fucking clumsy.
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832. This is so fucking stupid.
Copy !req
833. Get the wheels up and in.
Copy !req
834. Oh god, gotta get this
ax in, there, good.
Copy !req
835. Alright, get over here.
Copy !req
836. If there's a plan, now
would be a good time
Copy !req
837. to let me in on it.
Copy !req
838. Hey, Dean!
Copy !req
839. I'll distract them.
Copy !req
840. You switch Max into
the back of Danger One.
Copy !req
841. What?
Copy !req
842. By myself?
Copy !req
843. Hey!
Copy !req
844. How'd it go?
Copy !req
845. Uh, bunch of wannabe
gangsters jumped some kid.
Copy !req
846. Stabbed him in the
chest, he'll make it.
Copy !req
847. Okay, you both alright?
Copy !req
848. Yeah, can I talk to you?
Copy !req
849. Yeah actually I wanna
talk to both of you.
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850. In my office.
Copy !req
851. Got something special planned.
Copy !req
852. Okay, so come on in,
come on in, here we go.
Copy !req
853. Awesome, check this out.
Copy !req
854. What's
that smell, man?
Copy !req
855. I'm gonna start a new
tradition here at Turbo Elite.
Copy !req
856. Dude.
Copy !req
857. You know it's come to my
attention that I haven't always
Copy !req
858. been like looking
out for my buds.
Copy !req
859. I haven't been recognizing
the kick ass work of my EMTs.
Copy !req
860. So, drum roll please.
Copy !req
861. Reuben.
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862. Me?
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863. Brie has been saying
what outstanding work
Copy !req
864. you've been doing out
on the field and stuff.
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865. I have?
Copy !req
866. Yep.
Copy !req
867. Congratulations, you are
Turbo Elite's first ever
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868. employee of the month.
Copy !req
869. That name, right there.
Copy !req
870. Yeah I'm gonna
show my mom this shit man!
Copy !req
871. - Reuben, nice!
- What, awesomeness!
Copy !req
872. Here's a frame, you
get to have a frame.
Copy !req
873. Here you go.
Copy !req
874. I never won
nothing before man.
Copy !req
875. You didn't win it,
little man, you earned it.
Copy !req
876. Thank you, man.
Copy !req
877. I'm honored, man.
Copy !req
878. - For real.
- Okay, okay.
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879. I mean I've
worked really hard...
Copy !req
880. You don't have
to make a speech.
Copy !req
881. Alright?
Copy !req
882. Okay.
Copy !req
883. So why isn't Eric here?
Copy !req
884. Oh, it would be awkward.
Copy !req
885. He, yeah, he really
wanted to win.
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886. You guys need anything?
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887. Mouth, no, good, bye.
Copy !req
888. Boss, could
you get some beef jerky?
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889. Whatever
you want, diva!
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890. Eric, get in the car.
Copy !req
891. Wait.
Copy !req
892. Dean tell me before I'm
not, like, a good employee.
Copy !req
893. That shit was weird, right?
Copy !req
894. Get in here, JJ.
Copy !req
895. Don't be shy.
Copy !req
896. So, you look like shit.
Copy !req
897. Yeah well it's
been a shitty day.
Copy !req
898. Well I am sorry
to hear that, truly.
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899. I see you made some calls.
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900. Oi.
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901. There's no easy way to say this
Copy !req
902. but I'm pulling you off the job.
Copy !req
903. Ah, well.
Copy !req
904. That would be a mistake.
Copy !req
905. You said it was merely
a matter of retrieval.
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906. That's exactly what
these two specialize in.
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907. But it's my
operation, I set it up,
Copy !req
908. and we've had three deliveries
this week no problem.
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909. Until tonight,
Copy !req
910. when there was a pretty
big fucking problem.
Copy !req
911. Yeah but I can fix it.
Copy !req
912. I've made up my mind.
Copy !req
913. Point those two in
the right direction,
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914. they'll get it wrapped
up, but you're out.
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915. It's your new project.
Copy !req
916. Yes it is.
Copy !req
917. Nice, very nice.
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918. Maybe I could help you with
it once construction begins.
Copy !req
919. And do what?
Copy !req
920. Rough up the union bosses?
Copy !req
921. Now come on, it's
not the old days, JJ.
Copy !req
922. Now I simply bribe people.
Copy !req
923. That's partly what
the cash was for.
Copy !req
924. Besides, look at you.
Copy !req
925. You'll have a chance to spend
more time with your music.
Copy !req
926. That little opera thing
you've been composing.
Copy !req
927. That's what you wanted, right?
Copy !req
928. Yeah, it was.
Copy !req
929. But, uh, I can't do that
without your generosity, Silas.
Copy !req
930. So I need this job.
Copy !req
931. It's not all your fault.
Copy !req
932. Maybe you're just not up to
this tough guy shit anymore.
Copy !req
933. You got old, right?
Copy !req
934. What did you say?
Copy !req
935. Old.
Copy !req
936. You got old, JJ.
Copy !req
937. So, how about you
finish your drink,
Copy !req
938. take your Men's Warehouse
suit and that absurd hairpiece
Copy !req
939. and go home, hmm?
Copy !req
940. Oh shit!
Copy !req
941. JJ, stop!
Copy !req
942. Did you see that, Silas?
Copy !req
943. Not bad for an old fart, eh?
Copy !req
944. Oh god, oh I've
changed my mind.
Copy !req
945. You can stay on, finish the job,
Copy !req
946. just get me to a hospital.
Copy !req
947. Oh, that's okay,
you know what?
Copy !req
948. I figure I'm self-employed now.
Copy !req
949. Oh!
Copy !req
950. No wait wait!
Copy !req
951. What do you want?
Copy !req
952. Code to your safe.
Copy !req
953. - It's not here.
- Oh well.
Copy !req
954. Oh one six one six five four.
Copy !req
955. - Oh six five four.
- Five four!
Copy !req
956. I got it.
Copy !req
957. Hello, my lovelies.
Copy !req
958. Where have you
been all my life?
Copy !req
959. Okay.
Copy !req
960. One more mil to go.
Copy !req
961. I take it you never
dumped a body before, right?
Copy !req
962. No Dean, no, I have not.
Copy !req
963. Right.
Copy !req
964. Well, hit me with any ideas.
Copy !req
965. And you're an accomplice
now so turning ourselves in,
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966. that ain't one of 'em.
Copy !req
967. You're the one that fucking
got us into this mess.
Copy !req
968. I'm just trying not
to get caught here.
Copy !req
969. Oh you gotta be
fucking kidding me.
Copy !req
970. We must've rolled a
stop sign or something.
Copy !req
971. I didn't roll any
fucking stop signs, Dean.
Copy !req
972. The fuck am I gonna do now?
Copy !req
973. Pull over, dude.
Copy !req
974. Okay, I'm pulling over.
Copy !req
975. You seem nervous.
Copy !req
976. Don't be nervous.
Copy !req
977. There's a bond
between cops and EMTs.
Copy !req
978. They'll just give
us a warning, watch.
Copy !req
979. Stop eating that crap!
Copy !req
980. - I'm such a nervous eater.
- Shit, he's coming!
Copy !req
981. Okay, look at
me, it's all good.
Copy !req
982. It's all good.
Copy !req
983. Deep breath in.
Copy !req
984. Slow out.
Copy !req
985. Just like that.
Copy !req
986. Evening, boys.
Copy !req
987. - Evening.
- Evening.
Copy !req
988. Captain Beckwith,
immigration and customs.
Copy !req
989. You know I just missed
you back at the garage
Copy !req
990. so I thought I'd grab you here
Copy !req
991. as opposed to waiting
for you to come back.
Copy !req
992. Little bit of a hurry.
Copy !req
993. Okay.
Copy !req
994. Oh, we know that feeling.
Copy !req
995. Oh shit, I'm not interrupting
a run or anything, am I?
Copy !req
996. - No.
- Please, we're fine.
Copy !req
997. And you were both
on the call tonight?
Copy !req
998. You know, the crash
off San Pedro?
Copy !req
999. - Yep.
- Yep.
Copy !req
1000. Yep.
Copy !req
1001. Hmm, sorry.
Copy !req
1002. It must be hard to lose
somebody like that.
Copy !req
1003. It's part of the job.
Copy !req
1004. Mind if I take a
look in the back?
Copy !req
1005. Why?
Copy !req
1006. I mean, we're...
Copy !req
1007. We probably don't
want you to do that.
Copy !req
1008. I mean we would prefer you to...
Copy !req
1009. Well, the guy you picked
up was carrying contraband.
Copy !req
1010. It wasn't on him when he
arrived at the hospital.
Copy !req
1011. Maybe it was the wrong guy.
Copy !req
1012. No.
Copy !req
1013. No, we know he was part
of a ring smuggling money
Copy !req
1014. from overseas bank accounts.
Copy !req
1015. - Ooh!
- Ooh!
Copy !req
1016. You know, mostly old
people trying to avoid taxes.
Copy !req
1017. Old people are doing that?
Copy !req
1018. Hey maybe it fell
out in the back.
Copy !req
1019. We woulda noticed
something like that, right?
Copy !req
1020. Right.
Copy !req
1021. 'Cause we're pretty, you
know, pretty on top of it.
Copy !req
1022. It's pretty clean back
there, spick and span.
Copy !req
1023. Yeah well all the same.
Copy !req
1024. I'm just checking
things off my list so
Copy !req
1025. mind if I take a
look in the back?
Copy !req
1026. I mean you probably need
like, um, probable cause.
Copy !req
1027. Probably.
Copy !req
1028. The suspect rode
in here with you.
Copy !req
1029. That's my probable cause.
Copy !req
1030. Oh.
Copy !req
1031. - Huh.
- Oh okay.
Copy !req
1032. Open it.
Copy !req
1033. You know what?
Copy !req
1034. Why don't you go ahead
and open it for him?
Copy !req
1035. Something
happen to your arm there?
Copy !req
1036. Um, I got a tattoo.
Copy !req
1037. Tonight?
Copy !req
1038. No, no it
was on Saturday.
Copy !req
1039. Oh, okay.
Copy !req
1040. Does that still hurt?
Copy !req
1041. No, no, it's fine.
Copy !req
1042. What the hell?
Copy !req
1043. I'm sorry!
Copy !req
1044. I'm sorry!
Copy !req
1045. Oh my god.
Copy !req
1046. Oh!
Copy !req
1047. No put the gun down!
Copy !req
1048. Oh fuck!
Copy !req
1049. Dean, Dean!
Copy !req
1050. There's a car
coming, we gotta go.
Copy !req
1051. Eric, come on man!
Copy !req
1052. You drive.
Copy !req
1053. What the fuck was that?
Copy !req
1054. - You've lost it, man!
- Come on!
Copy !req
1055. I did what I had to do.
Copy !req
1056. That was
different than Max.
Copy !req
1057. - No.
- Whoa whoa whoa, hold on.
Copy !req
1058. Max was self-defense.
Copy !req
1059. You killed this fucking guy!
Copy !req
1060. Yeah, I know.
Copy !req
1061. - That was murder!
- But he was gonna kill us.
Copy !req
1062. - Hey.
- How do you know that?
Copy !req
1063. Because he was
fucking shady, dude.
Copy !req
1064. If he saw the money he was gonna
fucking blow us away, okay?
Copy !req
1065. Hold on, just fucking ask
yourself what you woulda done.
Copy !req
1066. Not that!
Copy !req
1067. Just, fuck, not that!
Copy !req
1068. He coulda let us go, man.
Copy !req
1069. Why the fuck did he have
to look inside the back?
Copy !req
1070. Hey man, where you taking us?
Copy !req
1071. Back to the garage.
Copy !req
1072. Aren't you
forgetting something?
Copy !req
1073. Fuck!
Copy !req
1074. He said he wanted
to get out of town.
Copy !req
1075. Miles of pumps and pipes,
Copy !req
1076. it's like a giant
garbage disposal.
Copy !req
1077. Let's do this.
Copy !req
1078. I have an idea.
Copy !req
1079. We're gonna tilt this right
up, it's gonna go right in.
Copy !req
1080. Easy.
Copy !req
1081. He'll be fish food before
anybody finds anything.
Copy !req
1082. Now lift with your legs, go
go go, go go go go go go.
Copy !req
1083. What now?
Copy !req
1084. You do this strap,
I'll do this one.
Copy !req
1085. On three.
Copy !req
1086. One, two, three.
Copy !req
1087. Jesus Christ.
Copy !req
1088. Alright.
Copy !req
1089. Give me a hand, Eric.
Copy !req
1090. - Pull it!
- I'm fucking pulling!
Copy !req
1091. Come on, you bitch, you little
bitch, you fucking pussy.
Copy !req
1092. Holy shit man, you
can't, holy shit!
Copy !req
1093. Alright.
Copy !req
1094. Dean, where are you going?
Copy !req
1095. This is a stupid fucking idea.
Copy !req
1096. You're gonna love this one.
Copy !req
1097. What do you
think you're doing?
Copy !req
1098. What are you gonna do with that?
Copy !req
1099. Dean, fucking listen to me.
Copy !req
1100. What are you doing?
Copy !req
1101. We're gonna make it fit.
Copy !req
1102. Sorry Max.
Copy !req
1103. Eric.
Copy !req
1104. Come on.
Copy !req
1105. Come help me with
this thing, okay?
Copy !req
1106. Dean.
Copy !req
1107. Oh.
Copy !req
1108. Come on.
Copy !req
1109. Give me a hand with this.
Copy !req
1110. - It's heavy.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1111. Watch your fingers.
Copy !req
1112. It's okay.
Copy !req
1113. It's alright, just, you know.
Copy !req
1114. That's why you got 10 of 'em.
Copy !req
1115. Here.
Copy !req
1116. Look.
Copy !req
1117. Take some of these.
Copy !req
1118. What is that?
Copy !req
1119. It's Percocet.
Copy !req
1120. No, it's Oxy, even better.
Copy !req
1121. Just take a bunch of these,
Copy !req
1122. you'll forget you even
have fingers, bro.
Copy !req
1123. You know what's worse
than leaving fingerprints
Copy !req
1124. at the scene of a crime, right?
Copy !req
1125. Leaving your finger!
Copy !req
1126. Come on, that's gold!
Copy !req
1127. - How 'bout this after party?
- Yeah, we can do that.
Copy !req
1128. Oh shit, is that a dead body?
Copy !req
1129. Oh my god.
Copy !req
1130. Call 9111.
Copy !req
1131. - Gross.
- Let's call from the car.
Copy !req
1132. We only have an
hour left anyway.
Copy !req
1133. Oh, good, she looks
pissed about something.
Copy !req
1134. Oh man, she's on one tonight.
Copy !req
1135. Let me do the talking, alright?
Copy !req
1136. Hmm.
Copy !req
1137. Where's Reuben?
Copy !req
1138. Well.
Copy !req
1139. Bravo's out of commission
so I sent him home.
Copy !req
1140. Well what did I get
all this beef jerky for?
Copy !req
1141. What happened to your finger?
Copy !req
1142. Nothing.
Copy !req
1143. Just slammed it in the door.
Copy !req
1144. Yep, ouch.
Copy !req
1145. What?
Copy !req
1146. I gotta talk to
you for a second.
Copy !req
1147. Dean!
Copy !req
1148. Hold on Speedy
Gonzales, slow down.
Copy !req
1149. Is this about New Year's Eve?
Copy !req
1150. Hey so we can trust
each other, right?
Copy !req
1151. Of course.
Copy !req
1152. Huh.
Copy !req
1153. When I was out on this last call
Copy !req
1154. this kid was bleeding
all over, right?
Copy !req
1155. So, um...
Copy !req
1156. Now where'd you put that?
Copy !req
1157. Ah, here it is.
Copy !req
1158. So I was looking for
some quick lock dressing.
Copy !req
1159. So I checked Danger One's
bench compartment and,
Copy !req
1160. funny thing, there
was a padlock on it.
Copy !req
1161. Hmm.
Copy !req
1162. Then I find these on the floor.
Copy !req
1163. Hmm, odd.
Copy !req
1164. What the fuck
is going on, Dean?
Copy !req
1165. You
have one new message.
Copy !req
1166. Eric, it's me.
Copy !req
1167. I couldn't fall asleep.
Copy !req
1168. I know you're probably
driving, or...
Copy !req
1169. You don't have to call back.
Copy !req
1170. I was just hoping
that I'd catch you.
Copy !req
1171. I don't like how
we left it today.
Copy !req
1172. So if you can call,
I'll probably be up.
Copy !req
1173. I love you.
Copy !req
1174. All units,
hit and run, officer down.
Copy !req
1175. All units, repeat, officer down.
Copy !req
1176. 1400 block of Newton,
cross street Hooper...
Copy !req
1177. - Fuck me.
- Code three, code three.
Copy !req
1178. All units, hit and
run, officer down.
Copy !req
1179. All units, repeat, officer down.
Copy !req
1180. - Did you hear that?
- Yeah, mm hmm.
Copy !req
1181. That location.
Copy !req
1182. We're gonna take it.
Copy !req
1183. We're gonna take it?
Copy !req
1184. Yeah, what if
he pulls through?
Copy !req
1185. That would be bad.
Copy !req
1186. I'm going with you guys.
Copy !req
1187. Oh no no no no no.
Copy !req
1188. - It's okay bro.
- It's not okay bro.
Copy !req
1189. - Look, she knows.
- What?
Copy !req
1190. Yeah, he told me everything.
Copy !req
1191. - Everything?
- Everything, everything.
Copy !req
1192. Eric, come on, get in.
Copy !req
1193. Yeah we're gonna
take a left up here.
Copy !req
1194. - Here?
- Yeah, yeah, here.
Copy !req
1195. At the light.
Copy !req
1196. He still breathing?
Copy !req
1197. Barely.
Copy !req
1198. He'll have a chance
if we get him to an ER
Copy !req
1199. in the next five minutes.
Copy !req
1200. Slow code.
Copy !req
1201. Eric, let's make
it six minutes.
Copy !req
1202. Eric.
Copy !req
1203. Just to be clear, I'm saying
drive a little slower.
Copy !req
1204. Eric, we can't risk
him pulling through
Copy !req
1205. and identifying us.
Copy !req
1206. Eric, do you hear
what I'm saying?
Copy !req
1207. Please slow down.
Copy !req
1208. Right, Eric.
Copy !req
1209. Shit.
Copy !req
1210. - Slow down, Eric!
- Eric, slow the fuck down!
Copy !req
1211. Eric!
Copy !req
1212. We're restraining this
guy, just pull the fuck over!
Copy !req
1213. Oh fuck!
Copy !req
1214. Son of a bitch, where'd
you get the fucking knife?
Copy !req
1215. Drop the knife!
Copy !req
1216. - Let go!
- It fucking hurts!
Copy !req
1217. Gah!
Copy !req
1218. That's it.
Copy !req
1219. That's it.
Copy !req
1220. Fuck, I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1221. Fuck.
Copy !req
1222. Unit nine, status?
Copy !req
1223. Repeat, unit nine,
what is your status?
Copy !req
1224. 10-40, patient is deceased.
Copy !req
1225. 10-4, unit nine.
Copy !req
1226. Mind
if I take a look in the back?
Copy !req
1227. You chop me up and then
you throw me in the sewer.
Copy !req
1228. Man, what the fuck
is wrong with you?
Copy !req
1229. I was just blowing
off a little steam.
Copy !req
1230. But Dean.
Copy !req
1231. I'd watch out for
that sneaky fucker.
Copy !req
1232. Keep an eye on
him if I were you.
Copy !req
1233. Do you smell beef jerky?
Copy !req
1234. Hey.
Copy !req
1235. It's amazing.
Copy !req
1236. Thank you.
Copy !req
1237. Thank you, Eric.
Copy !req
1238. Don't do that, don't thank me.
Copy !req
1239. I didn't want you
involved in any of this.
Copy !req
1240. You know what?
Copy !req
1241. Don't lecture me on
what's dangerous, okay?
Copy !req
1242. 'Cause I can handle myself.
Copy !req
1243. - Brie.
- What?
Copy !req
1244. You don't know what
I've been through,
Copy !req
1245. you don't know what I've done.
Copy !req
1246. Fuck, you don't know me at all.
Copy !req
1247. Yeah, no shit.
Copy !req
1248. I had to start my life
over again and again.
Copy !req
1249. In and out of juvie,
beat up, shot at,
Copy !req
1250. I shouldn't be fucking
alive but you know what?
Copy !req
1251. This is my opportunity to
have the life I deserve.
Copy !req
1252. Okay so yeah I know
it's dangerous.
Copy !req
1253. I don't care, I
don't give a fuck!
Copy !req
1254. It's all worth it.
Copy !req
1255. Really, all this?
Copy !req
1256. Mm hmm.
Copy !req
1257. Hey, it's over, okay?
Copy !req
1258. It's over.
Copy !req
1259. Hmm?
Copy !req
1260. What you gonna do?
Copy !req
1261. Huh, watch yourself.
Copy !req
1262. Great, great, let's go.
Copy !req
1263. Ow!
Copy !req
1264. - Oh oh oh!
- Stop!
Copy !req
1265. I'm so fucking
turned on right now.
Copy !req
1266. Well I just got
stabbed in the leg,
Copy !req
1267. it kinda fucking hurts.
Copy !req
1268. Does this hurt?
Copy !req
1269. I just want you to
fuck me right now.
Copy !req
1270. Okay.
Copy !req
1271. Yeah, yeah, uh huh.
Copy !req
1272. Focus, focus, there, come on.
Copy !req
1273. Down, down, down motherfucker!
Copy !req
1274. You remember what I like, huh?
Copy !req
1275. What?
Copy !req
1276. That, this.
Copy !req
1277. This.
Copy !req
1278. What the fuck are you doing?
Copy !req
1279. Wait, don't you smell that?
Copy !req
1280. I don't smell shit.
Copy !req
1281. No no no.
Copy !req
1282. - Oh my god, no no no!
- What?
Copy !req
1283. What, what is it?
Copy !req
1284. Dean!
Copy !req
1285. Do I have to do
everything by myself?
Copy !req
1286. No no no no no no no why
why why why why why why?
Copy !req
1287. Oh shit!
Copy !req
1288. Fuck!
Copy !req
1289. Eric!
Copy !req
1290. What the fuck, man?
Copy !req
1291. Shit!
Copy !req
1292. Eric, stop!
Copy !req
1293. Again, I'm so sorry
for your loss and listen
Copy !req
1294. if there's anything you need
just give me a call, okay?
Copy !req
1295. Bye, take care, sorry.
Copy !req
1296. That was his daughter.
Copy !req
1297. Yeah.
Copy !req
1298. How'd she take it?
Copy !req
1299. Like you'd expect.
Copy !req
1300. She's got some family
in town at least, so.
Copy !req
1301. Guy see anything?
Copy !req
1302. Yeah.
Copy !req
1303. They said they checked some of
the nearby shops in the area.
Copy !req
1304. See if they got some
kind of CCTV footage
Copy !req
1305. of the traffic stop.
Copy !req
1306. No one saw nothing.
Copy !req
1307. Look man.
Copy !req
1308. This shit is getting
too fucked up right now.
Copy !req
1309. Okay we just gotta
call it quits and...
Copy !req
1310. What?
Copy !req
1311. No.
Copy !req
1312. It had to be that ambulance
guy he was checking on.
Copy !req
1313. It happened half a
mile from their garage.
Copy !req
1314. Come on, there's no way we
can know that for sure, okay?
Copy !req
1315. There's only one
way to find out.
Copy !req
1316. No fucking way, okay?
Copy !req
1317. I am done with this shit.
Copy !req
1318. It was your idea
to start with.
Copy !req
1319. Now I don't know about you,
Copy !req
1320. but I didn't sign up
to deport old ladies
Copy !req
1321. back to El Salvador or
whatever the fuck it is
Copy !req
1322. we do half the time.
Copy !req
1323. This is our ticket out.
Copy !req
1324. Walk away if you want.
Copy !req
1325. But then Beck died for nothing.
Copy !req
1326. And if it makes you feel better
Copy !req
1327. we can give his cut
to his daughter.
Copy !req
1328. Make sure she's good.
Copy !req
1329. Your call.
Copy !req
1330. I saved most of it.
Copy !req
1331. I thought
he was coming around.
Copy !req
1332. But maybe he's not
cut out for this.
Copy !req
1333. You know?
Copy !req
1334. Maybe we do have to
trust each other.
Copy !req
1335. So.
Copy !req
1336. So?
Copy !req
1337. Say something, Dean.
Copy !req
1338. He's my best friend.
Copy !req
1339. Okay, but we're
running out of time.
Copy !req
1340. Fuck.
Copy !req
1341. So, what's next?
Copy !req
1342. Uh for now let's, you know,
just get him out of sight
Copy !req
1343. and yeah we should be good.
Copy !req
1344. Stop.
Copy !req
1345. My bad, I was just,
you know, I get hyped up.
Copy !req
1346. You sure about this shit?
Copy !req
1347. Only thing standing
between us and that money
Copy !req
1348. is a couple paramedics.
Copy !req
1349. I'm sure.
Copy !req
1350. Brie, stop it!
Copy !req
1351. Calm down, Brie.
Copy !req
1352. That's fucked up man,
that's really fucked up.
Copy !req
1353. You been playing
me this whole time?
Copy !req
1354. Huh?
Copy !req
1355. Then what?
Copy !req
1356. Then where the fuck
were you gonna go?
Copy !req
1357. Uh, guys?
Copy !req
1358. Oh shit.
Copy !req
1359. What's going on?
Copy !req
1360. I don't know Reuben,
why don't you tell me?
Copy !req
1361. Just got a text.
Copy !req
1362. Brie, she needed me
to come pick her up.
Copy !req
1363. I bet she did.
Copy !req
1364. So, uh, Brie, um, you still
coming home with me or not?
Copy !req
1365. - Yes.
- No.
Copy !req
1366. - Yes.
- No.
Copy !req
1367. I got candles
burning right now.
Copy !req
1368. Blow 'em out yourself, okay?
Copy !req
1369. - Reuben, stay.
- No.
Copy !req
1370. - Yeah.
- I'm in charge.
Copy !req
1371. - Reuben, go!
- Guys.
Copy !req
1372. Reuben, stay!
Copy !req
1373. Hello, hi.
Copy !req
1374. Is there a supervisor on duty?
Copy !req
1375. Yeah, that's me,
hi, I run the place.
Copy !req
1376. What, who are you?
Copy !req
1377. I am an investigator
from Rigoletto Insurance.
Copy !req
1378. I let myself in.
Copy !req
1379. Obviously.
Copy !req
1380. I was hoping I could,
um, grab a quick statement
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1381. concerning the fatal accident
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1382. that occurred
earlier this evening.
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1383. Dude.
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1384. It's four in the fucking AM.
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1385. It's a little late for
this, don't you think?
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1386. Oh, uh, heavens.
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1387. Honestly, I thought
I was too early.
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1388. It's fucking both.
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1389. It's an especially shitty time
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1390. for you to barge in like this.
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1391. Couldn't you hit us back
during normal business hours?
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1392. Sorry, I don't understand
a word you're saying.
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1393. Could you handle
this over the phone?
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1394. Darling, this will
only take a few minutes.
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1395. I just wanted to confirm
that you were the company
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1396. that transported the victim.
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1397. Police!
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1398. - Hands in the fucking air!
- Hands up!
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1399. Now!
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1400. - Put 'em straight the fuck up!
- Just keep 'em up.
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1401. Damnit Reuben,
would it kill you
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1402. to lock the fucking door?
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1403. Fuck, why'd you do that?
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1404. Ooh!
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1405. And I'm gonna keep going
until one of you tells me
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1406. where it is.
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1407. Sorry, we don't know what
the fuck you're talking about.
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1408. Really?
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1409. Where is it?
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1410. Where is the money?
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1411. Where is the money?
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1412. I can't tell you if you've
got that gun in my face.
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1413. Stop.
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1414. I know where it is.
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1415. Don't listen to her.
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1416. You can't trust her.
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1417. I'll take you to it.
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1418. Brie, don't.
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1419. - No, Reuben!
- Reuben!
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1420. - Drop it.
- Fuck me.
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1421. Shit.
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1422. - I'm sorry.
- Oh my god.
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1423. Drop your weapon.
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1424. You know, you and your
friend might wanna consider
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1425. just leaving the way you came.
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1426. This doesn't concern you.
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1427. Do you know who
you're dealing with right now?
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1428. Uh, do you?
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1429. Take your mask off please.
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1430. Drop your fucking gun.
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1431. Can he take his mask off?
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1432. Last chance.
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1433. Leave or die.
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1434. Fuck you, old man.
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1435. No!
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1436. Take him down!
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1437. Reuben.
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1438. What the fuck are
we gonna do, huh?
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1439. Fuck you traitor!
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1440. Fuckin' A!
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1441. Fucking Reuben's dead because
of you, you fucking idiot!
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1442. Dean, Dean!
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1443. Gimme the gun,
gimme the fucking gun.
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1444. Get in, let's go!
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1445. Go, I got you fuck,
I got you, I got you!
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1446. Fuck, shit!
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1447. Come on,
come on, come on!
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1448. Hurry up, come on!
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1449. - Hurry up, Brie!
- Fucking die bitch, die!
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1450. I'm not fucking
around, let's go.
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1451. Get down, get down!
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1452. Go, Eric, fucking go!
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1453. Start driving Eric!
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1454. Oh fuck, fuck!
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1455. Reuben
didn't deserve that.
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1456. Who the hell were those guys?
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1457. You know the guy
that we ran over?
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1458. I think they were his buddies.
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1459. What about
the other guy?
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1460. I think he sells insurance.
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1461. Pretty sure he doesn't.
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1462. Hey.
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1463. Thank you.
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1464. For not leaving us back there.
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1465. Where
are we even going?
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1466. Well.
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1467. Mulholland.
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1468. My uncle has a house
there in the hills.
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1469. We can hide out there for a
while, figure this shit out.
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1470. Fine, we should all go.
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1471. I'll just get us up there first.
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1472. What is it, what's going on?
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1473. Someone's following us.
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1474. That guy from the
garage, the insurance guy,
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1475. you think it's him?
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1476. Go!
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1477. Shit!
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1478. Oh fuck!
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1479. Go faster!
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1480. - Yeah, it's him.
- You think?
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1481. Eric, do something!
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1482. Oh my god!
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1483. Eric we're sitting
ducks back here!
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1484. Swerve a little!
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1485. Dean.
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1486. You guys alright?
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1487. Brie?
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1488. My keys,
she took my keys.
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1489. Eric.
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1490. We gotta get outta
here man, start it up.
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1491. I can't.
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1492. It's dead.
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1493. She's hit.
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1494. Let's get her back in here.
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1495. Wait wait wait, just
wait, I see him.
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1496. You got a plan?
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1497. I'm not
leaving her like that.
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1498. Oh, awful sound you're making.
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1499. One of your lungs is collapsed.
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1500. The other one is probably
filling with liquid.
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1501. What am I telling you?
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1502. You know that, right?
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1503. Suck my dick.
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1504. Maybe not.
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1505. Come on, come on
come on come on.
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1506. It's a terrible way to go.
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1507. God damn fuck!
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1508. Fuck it!
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1509. Alright, I'm done.
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1510. Is this funny to you?
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1511. Fucking Dean.
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1512. Hey hey just stop, stop, Brie.
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1513. Watch your arm, Brie.
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1514. We gotta go.
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1515. Come here, I'll
get you outta here.
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1516. - You can do it.
- I can't.
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1517. Brie come on,
we gotta go, now.
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1518. Go home, Eric.
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1519. I got this.
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1520. Go to hell, asshole.
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1521. I can't believe that worked.
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1522. No no no, where are you going?
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1523. God damnit.
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1524. What are we doing here?
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1525. This has gone on long enough
right so unlock the door.
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1526. Open the door, open
the goddamn door!
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1527. And give me my money!
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1528. And then I'll walk away.
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1529. You have my word.
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1530. You know what?
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1531. Come and get it, asshole.
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1532. So, last time.
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1533. Where is it?
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1534. Why are you making
this so difficult?
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1535. I want my money!
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1536. Fuck off.
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1537. Ah!
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1538. Fuck.
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1539. Stupid motherfucker.
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1540. How dare you fucking
waste my time?
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1541. All clear.
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1542. This might sting a little.
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1543. Dean, hey Dean.
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1544. Look at that bullshit, huh?
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1545. I'll call an ambulance.
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1546. Oh you thought that was funny?
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1547. Yeah, that was pretty funny.
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1548. Brie, she was a wild one.
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1549. Oh boy.
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1550. Hey, you never finished.
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1551. What?
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1552. When you were telling
me why you do this.
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1553. I don't know anymore.
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1554. I guess I wanted to help people.
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1555. Be a good person.
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1556. But I fucked
everything up real bad.
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1557. You still have a
chance to make it.
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1558. Dean.
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1559. No no no.
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1560. Dean, come on.
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1561. Like I was saying.
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1562. Jesus, man.
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1563. If Val covers for you, maybe
you can get away with this.
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1564. No one will know you were here.
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1565. 'Cause when you asked
to be put on the shift
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1566. I didn't put you on
the schedule 'cause
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1567. I didn't wanna pay you.
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1568. And so you were never
there, there's no record.
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1569. What about the crash,
the guy we picked up?
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1570. No one was paying attention.
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1571. If they gave a description
of the EMT that was with me
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1572. they'd just say tall dark
hair, you know, walks funny.
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1573. - That's me.
- Right.
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1574. Or Reuben, who was
on the schedule.
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1575. I kinda thought that Brie
would pull something so
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1576. I put the money in
the side compartment.
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1577. Take it.
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1578. Do something good.
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1579. Do something good.
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1580. Morning, buddy.
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1581. It's alright, I'm okay.
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1582. You sleep okay?
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1583. What happened?
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1584. I'm fine.
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1585. We're gonna be okay.
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1586. And in local news.
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1587. Police officers responding
to reports of heavy gunfire
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1588. in the city of Vernon
made a grisly discovery
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1589. at a medical transport
company with three confirmed
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1590. fatalities so far.
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1591. Two are reported
to be ICE agents
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1592. but their identities have
not yet been released.
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1593. Police have given no
indications that the shooting
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1594. is connected to a fatal
hit and run involving
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1595. an ICE agent earlier in the
evening less than a mile away.
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1596. It's seven o'clock.
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1597. Turbo log,
May 11th, 11:45 PM.
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1598. Oh boy, caught the new kid
Reuben smashing one out
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1599. in the break room.
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1600. Definitely awkward.
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1601. Didn't fire him, just told
him to use the bathroom
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1602. but I'm wondering did no one
ever have the talk with him?
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1603. Reminder, check out
some blogs on parenting.
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1604. And workplace masturbation.
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1605. Dean out.
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1606. Turbo log, July 8th, 1:30 AM.
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1607. Going on four days of
the silent treatment
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1608. from El Erico.
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1609. I'm guessing this is all
related to the July 4th
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1610. barbecue event where apparently
I said something lewd
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1611. to his wife.
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1612. Look, I mixed a little
bit of bourbon with beer
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1613. with cocaine that day.
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1614. I'm not gonna celebrate?
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1615. I'm a fucking American.
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1616. And she was waving her
red white and blue fanny
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1617. in my face.
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1618. I guess I'll apologize.
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1619. Dean out.
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1620. Turbo log, July 9th, 1:45 AM.
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1621. I think we accidentally
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1622. hit a cat on the way
to a call tonight.
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1623. Look, I don't have
anything against cats,
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1624. I think that they're okay,
but for some reason I felt
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1625. nothing, nothing.
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1626. Reminder, check out WebMD
and see if that means that
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1627. I'm a bad person.
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