Daddy Day Care (2003)

1. [Walking on Sunshine by

2. Katrina and the Waves playing]

3. GOOD MORNING, DADDY.

4. HEY, HEY. BEN,

5. HOW YOU DOING, MAN?

6. OH!

7. OH, GOD.

8. OH! DADDY'S GOT

9. TO GET READY FOR WORK.

10. CAN'T YOU STAY HOME?

11. NO. I GOT A BIG DAY

12. AT WORK TODAY. REAL BIG DAY.

13. KIM.

14. WHERE'S MY CELL PHONE?

15. IT'S WITH MY CRAYONS.

16. IT'S NOT SUPPOSED

17. TO BE WITH THE CRAYONS.

18. THERE YOU GO, SWEETIE.

19. OK, NOW, WHERE'S MY BEEPER?

20. HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY BEEPER?

21. OH, HERE IT IS.

22. RIGHT BY THE GRAPE JUICE.

23. I WONDER HOW IT GOT THERE.

24. ARE THOSE MY NOTE CARDS

25. THAT I'VE BEEN WORKING

26. ALL NIGHT ON?

27. I'VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT

28. AND NOW THEY'RE—

29. NOW THEY'RE ALL STICKY.

30. SORRY, BABY.

31. YEAH.

32. - SORRY.

33. - YEAH.

34. - BYE-BYE.

35. - YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

36. OH, OH, DON'T FORGET

37. ABOUT THE ORIENTATION TODAY.

38. THE WHAT?

39. CHAPMAN ACADEMY?

40. THE PRESCHOOL?

41. OH, OK.

42. YEAH, YEAH, RIGHT. OK.

43. IS THERE ANY WAY

44. WE COULD RESCHEDULE THAT?

45. OH, YOU KNOW, MAYBE

46. WE SHOULDN'T RESCHEDULE THAT.

47. MAYBE WE SHOULD

48. TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS

49. AND BE RESPONSIBLE PARENTS.

50. DON'T WORRY.

51. DON'T BE LATE.

52. I WILL NOT BE LATE.

53. PROMISE?

54. I WON'T BE LATE.

55. OK, SEE YOU LATER.

56. HEY, DID HE PROMISE?

57. HE SURE DID.

58. HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

59. - YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.

60. - WHAT?

61. MR. BROCCOLI'S A NO-SHOW.

62. HE GOT A CALL-BACK

63. ON A POTATO CHIP COMMERCIAL.

64. THESE SNACK FOODS

65. ARE KILLIN' US!

66. - YEAH, I KNOW.

67. - MARVIN!

68. - YEAH?

69. MARVIN.

70. THE GUY WHO SMELLS THE MAIL?

71. LOOK, WE NEED A GUY

72. TO WEAR A BROCCOLI SUIT,

73. NOT A NORMAL PERSON.

74. MARVIN, MY MAN!

75. MY FRIEND, MARVIN.

76. HEY, MAN, WHAT'S GOIN' ON TODAY?

77. LISTEN, I NEED A LITTLE FAVOR.

78. WE'RE HAVING A LITTLE

79. FOCUS GROUP IN HERE,

80. AND THE GUY WHO'S SUPPOSED

81. TO WEAR BROCCOLI SUIT, LEFT.

82. I WAS WONDERING IF YOU'D PUT

83. THE SUIT ON AND COVER FOR US?

84. NO.

85. OH, I CAN'T DO THE BROCCOLI

86. BECAUSE IT'S JUST NOT ME. SORRY.

87. HEY, CAN I BE

88. THE CARROT, THOUGH?

89. YEAH, YEAH,

90. YOU COULD BE THE CARROT.

91. - LET HIM TRY YOUR CARROT ON.

92. - NO.

93. - YEAH, YOU GO BE THE BROCCOLI.

94. - NO, I DON'T WANT TO BE A BUSH.

95. IT'S NOT A BUSH,

96. IT'S A STALK OF BROCCOLI.

97. IT'S A STRONG STALK OF BROCCOLI.

98. - YEAH, I'M PRETTY STRONG.

99. - YEAH, YOU CAN MAKE THAT WORK.

100. GO IN HERE AND GO

101. AND SWITCH THIS SUIT ON,

102. AND GET THE BROCCOLI.

103. - TRUST ME ON THIS THING.

104. - OK, LET'S GO.

105. [The Message by

106. Grandmaster Flash

107. and the Furious Five playing]

108. NO, I DON'T WANT TO.

109. HELLO, BOYS AND GIRLS!

110. ZOWIE! DO WE HAVE

111. A SPECIAL TREAT FOR YOU TODAY?

112. HEY! WE HAVE

113. A BRAND-NEW CEREAL!

114. YOU'RE THE FIRST KID...

115. HELP! UGH!

116. IT'S SUPER YUMMY.

117. AND LOADED...

118. LITTLE HELP HERE, AHHH!

119. WITH ALL SORTS OF STUFF

120. THAT'S GOOD FOR YOU.

121. AND DO YOU KNOW

122. WHAT WE CALL IT?

123. VEGGIE-O's!

124. THIS CEREAL SUCKS!

125. THEY'RE TURNING ON US.

126. GIVE IT A CHANCE.

127. LET IT GET IN THEIR MOUTH.

128. THEY GOT TO TASTE IT.

129. NO, NO.

130. TAKE THAT!

131. HELP ME, CHARLIE!

132. NOT IN THE FACE!

133. SAVE YOURSELF, CARROT!

134. CALL SECURITY NOW. OH, SH—

135. HEY, OH, HEY, STOP THAT!

136. I GUESS WE BETTER GO IN, POOCH.

137. YOUR DADDY WILL COME

138. A LITTLE LATER.

139. COME HERE,

140. LET ME SEE YOU.

141. HEY!

142. I AM SO SORRY, BABY.

143. I AM SORRY.

144. THINGS GOT CRAZY AT WORK.

145. - HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN?

146. - HEY.

147. LOOK AT THIS PLACE.

148. THIS IS PRINCETON

149. FOR PRESCHOOLERS.

150. LET'S JUST HURRY UP,

151. SO WE WON'T BE LATE

152. FOR THE ORIENTATION.

153. HEY, WHAT'S

154. THE ORIENTATION ABOUT?

155. IT'S A PRESCHOOL,

156. THEY'RE GONNA BE PLAYING

157. WITH BLOCKS, RIGHT?

158. YEAH.

159. UNBELIEVABLE.

160. LANGUAGE SKILLS

161. ARE A CRITICAL COMPONENT

162. HERE AT CHAPMAN.

163. THEY'RE PART

164. OF OUR CORE CURRICULUM.

165. YOU MUST BE CHARLES.

166. OH, PLEASE CALL ME CHARLIE.

167. NICE TO MEET YOU.

168. HOW DO YOU DO?

169. - THIS IS MY WIFE, KIM.

170. - HI.

171. KIMBERLY. I'M MISS HARRIDAN,

172. THE HEADMISTRESS.

173. AND THIS IS BEN.

174. WELL, HOW DO YOU DO,

175. BENJAMIN?

176. OH, COME ON,

177. LITTLE MAN.

178. IT'S A PLEASURE

179. TO MEET YOU.

180. SHALL WE BEGIN?

181. LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE OUTFITS.

182. I LIKE THAT.

183. THEY'RE CUTE.

184. WE FIND UNIFORMS REINFORCE

185. THE SENSE OF STRUCTURE.

186. OH, YES,

187. STRUCTURE'S GOOD.

188. OUR PHILOSOPHY IS THAT A CHILD

189. IS LIKE A CLIMBING VINE.

190. WITH STRUCTURE TO CLING TO,

191. AND THE RIGHT GARDENER

192. TO TEND THEM,

193. THEY'LL GROW TO THE SKY.

194. - SORRY.

195. SO, MRS. HINTON,

196. YOU'RE RETURNING TO WORK?

197. LAWYER,

198. I BELIEVE YOUR FILE SAID.

199. UH, YEAH, ACTUALLY,

200. I HAVEN'T PRACTICED YET.

201. WE JUST HAD BEN

202. WHEN I FINISHED LAW SCHOOL.

203. STILL A LITTLE NERVOUS

204. ABOUT LEAVING HIM.

205. OH, ALL MOTHERS ARE.

206. BUT YOU NEEDN'T WORRY.

207. OUR LITTLE SEEDLINGS

208. ARE IN VERY GOOD HANDS.

209. - TURN THE DARN PHONE OFF.

210. - IT'S OFF, IT'S OFF.

211. AND ATTACK!

212. NOW MARK YOUR BOOKS,

213. NUMBER FIVE.

214. CAT IS TO MOUSE

215. AS FROG IS TO...

216. ARE THEY DOING S.A.T. PREP?

217. IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY

218. TO START.

219. NEST.

220. THAT'S RIGHT. NEST.

221. I THOUGHT YOU TURNED

222. YOUR CELL PHONE OFF.

223. IT'S NOT MY CELL PHONE,

224. IT'S MY TWO-WAY.

225. OH, NO. THIS IS BAD.

226. GO AHEAD.

227. OK. THANK YOU, BABY.

228. UM,

229. I AM TERRIBLY SORRY.

230. I HAVE AN EMERGENCY AT WORK,

231. AND I GOTTA GET GOING.

232. - I UNDERSTAND.

233. - YEAH, I'M SORRY.

234. HEY, LITTLE MAN.

235. DADDY'S GOT TO GET GOING,

236. BUT I'M GONNA SEE YOU

237. LATER ON, OK?

238. YOU WANT TO DO

239. THE ROCKET SHIP?

240. YEAH, COME,

241. LET'S DO THE ROCKET SHIP.

242. SORRY ABOUT ALL THE NOISE.

243. HERE YOU GO.

244. GO TO MOMMY.

245. I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

246. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.

247. I'M SO SORRY. HE'S TRYING OUT

248. A NEW PRODUCT AT WORK.

249. HMM, WELL,

250. NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE.

251. DILIGENCE ALWAYS SETS

252. A FINE EXAMPLE.

253. OH, JENNY.

254. JUST IN TIME.

255. HERE'S A COPY

256. OF OUR CURRICULUM

257. AND A LIST OF YOUR

258. FINANCIAL OBLIGATIONS.

259. THIS IS THE PRICE

260. PER YEAR?

261. PER MONTH.

262. YOU KNOW, BEN IS STARTING

263. PRESCHOOL TODAY.

264. OH, YEAH, WHERE AT?

265. OVER AT THAT CHAPMAN ACADEMY.

266. AH, THE MARINE CORPS

267. OF DAY CARE.

268. MAX GOES THERE.

269. REALLY? WHAT DO YOU

270. THINK OF THAT PLACE?

271. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU GOT

272. MUCH CHOICE.

273. YOU GOT HARRIDAN

274. AND HER MERRY FEMBOTS,

275. YOU GOT IDIOT VON IDIOT

276. AND THEIR SCHOOL FOR CHILDREN

277. WHO LIKE ACCIDENTS.

278. FELLOWS, FELLOWS,

279. NUMBERS JUST CAME IN

280. FOR CHOCOLATEY CHOCOLATE BALLS.

281. THROUGH THE ROOF!

282. THAT'S A BIG SURPRISE.

283. YOU HEAR THAT, PHIL?

284. KIDS LIKE CHOCOLATE.

285. ICE CREAM, TOO.

286. OK, SORRY, I FORGOT I WAS

287. TALKING TO THE GRANOLA-HEADS

288. FROM THE NATURAL FOOD DIVISION.

289. NOW, WHAT WAS THAT STINKER

290. YOU GUYS GOT SADDLED WITH?

291. IT'S NOT A STINKER.

292. IT'S CALLED VEGGIE-O's,

293. AND IT'S THE CEREAL

294. OF THE FUTURE.

295. RIGHT, VEGGIE-BLOWS.

296. I THOUGHT THEY WERE

297. KILLING THAT.

298. JERRY! YO, JERRY!

299. CATCH THE NUMBERS ON

300. THE CHOCOLATEY CHOCOLATE BALLS?

301. THROUGH THE ROOF, BABY!

302. WHAT DOES HE MEAN,

303. "KILLING THAT"?2

304. WHY YOU LISTENING TO BRUCE?

305. NOTHING'S BEING KILLED.

306. YOU KNOW THIS GUY'S A CLOWN.

307. IF SOMETHING WAS GOING DOWN,

308. WE WOULD KNOW ABOUT IT.

309. WE'RE KILLIN' IT.

310. HEY, COME ON, JIM.

311. WE HAD ONE BAD TEST.

312. AND IT'S A HARD NUT TO CRACK.

313. ANY FOOL CAN SELL

314. CHOCOLATEY CHOCOLATE BALLS

315. AND COTTON CANDY-FLAVORED

316. CEREAL TO KIDS, MAN.

317. COTTON CANDY. THAT'S—

318. THAT'S NOT BAD.

319. HEY, GUYS, LOOK.

320. I'M SORRY, BUT IT WAS A DOG.

321. KIDS JUST DON'T WANT

322. TO EAT VEGETABLES

323. FOR BREAKFAST.

324. WHO KNEW?

325. IT'S EXACTLY WHAT I TOLD

326. YOU SIX MONTHS AGO

327. WHEN YOU PUT US

328. ON THIS PROJECT.

329. YOU DID?

330. WELL, IT'S NOT

331. JUST VEGGIE-O's.

332. WE—WE'RE SHUTTING DOWN

333. THE WHOLE HEALTH DIVISION.

334. THAT'S LIKE 300 PEOPLE.

335. YES, IT'S JUST NOT A BUSINESS

336. WE WANT TO BE IN.

337. SO, WHERE ARE WE

338. BEING REASSIGNED?

339. SO, POOCH, HOW WAS YOUR

340. FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL?

341. OK.

342. JUST OK?

343. I DON'T KNOW ANYBODY THERE.

344. OH, WELL, GIVE IT SOME TIME.

345. YOU'LL MAKE SOME FRIENDS.

346. HOW ABOUT YOU, BABY?

347. HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

348. I LOST MY J-O-B.

349. YOU LOST YOUR J-O-B?

350. I GOT F-I-R-E-D.

351. ME AND 300 OTHER PEOPLE.

352. THEY CANNOT DO THAT!

353. WHAT ABOUT JIM FIELDS?

354. CAN'T HE DO SOMETHIN'?

355. JIM FIELDS IS THE ONE

356. THAT PULLED THE TRIGGER.

357. NOW HE'S NOT GONNA BE

358. INCLINED TO DO ANYTHING,

359. 'CAUSE WHEN I FOUND OUT

360. IT WAS HIM,

361. - I TOLD HIM TO TAKE A FLYING F—

362. - CHARLIE!

363. H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P.

364. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THIS.

365. I'M A GUY IN DEMAND,

366. AND I'LL HAVE

367. A NEW JOB IN A WEEK.2

368. A WEEK.

369. HEY, WHAT IF WE USE

370. THE EMERGENCY FUND?

371. WE CAN'T.

372. WE ALREADY USED IT

373. ON THE CAR PAYMENT.

374. OK.

375. THERE'S NO WAY AROUND IT.

376. WE GOTTA PULL BEN

377. OUT OF CHAPMAN,

378. IT'S JUST TOO

379. MUCH MONEY. LOOK.

380. THEN WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO

381. FOR CHILD-CARE?

382. ARE YOU GONNA

383. STAY HOME WITH HIM?

384. NO, I'M NOT GONNA

385. STAY HOME WITH HIM.

386. LOOK, WE JUST GOTTA FIND

387. SOMETHING MORE AFFORDABLE,

388. THAT'S ALL.

389. THIS IS THE RIGHT ADDRESS.

390. YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.

391. HEY, WE CAN AT LEAST

392. CHECK IT OUT, YOU KNOW.

393. BEN IS NOT GOIN' HERE.

394. LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING.

395. LET ME JUST GO TAKE A LOOK.

396. LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING?

397. WE'RE IN A TRAILER PARK!

398. YES?

399. I MIGHT HAVE MADE A MISTAKE,

400. I'M LOOKING FOR THE PRESCHOOL.

401. OH-HO, YES, IT IS.

402. WELCOME TO THE...

403. SORRY.

404. WELCOME TO

405. THE TOUCH OF EDEN PRESCHOOL.

406. CAN I HELP YOU?

407. OH, UH, NO, THANK YOU.

408. IS THIS

409. THE RIGHT ADDRESS, HERE?

410. I THINK SO.

411. HI!

412. HELLO.

413. WE KEEP THE CHILDREN

414. RIGHT AROUND HERE.

415. GO AHEAD.

416. AFTER YOU, MA'AM.

417. OK.

418. WHERE'D YOU GET

419. THE ADDRESS OF THIS PLACE?

420. NO, YOU PICKED

421. THIS PLACE.

422. WE SHOULD REPORT

423. THIS TO SOMEBODY.

424. ALL RIGHT,

425. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

426. SEE, I KNEW THERE HAD TO BE

427. AT LEAST

428. ONE DECENT PLACE IN TOWN.

429. - YEAH. IT LOOKS ALL RIGHT.

430. - YEAH.

431. THIS IS THE POLICE.

432. WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED.

433. - OH SHIT! GO!

434. ALL RIGHT, CHARLIE.

435. GIVE UP THE KEYS.

436. I DON'T KNOW

437. WHERE THE KEYS ARE.

438. D-DON'T EVEN TRY IT.

439. I DON'T KNOW WHERE

440. THE KEYS TO THE BENZ ARE.

441. WHY DON'T YOU DRIVE

442. THE MINIVAN?

443. NO. WE ALREADY TALKED

444. ABOUT THIS LAST NIGHT.

445. YOU'RE STAYING HOME WITH BEN.

446. I'M DRIVING THE MERCEDES.

447. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE ME

448. DRIVING AROUND TOWN

449. IN THE DUMB MINIVAN ALL DAY.

450. IS THE TOP DOWN?

451. HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, KIM?

452. JUST BE CAREFUL.

453. DON'T JUST PARK IT ANYPLACE.

454. AND—AND BE CAREFUL GETTING

455. IN AND OUT OF THE CAR.

456. DON'T GET ANY DINGS

457. IN THE DOOR, YOU KNOW.

458. AND MAKE SURE—

459. COME HERE.

460. MAKE SURE YOU PUT

461. THE GOOD GAS IN THERE.

462. 'CAUSE IF YOU PUT IN

463. THE CHEAP STUFF,

464. IT'S GONNA MAKE

465. THE ENGINE START KNOCKING,

466. AND I DON'T WANT THAT.

467. AND YOU DON'T LEAVE MILK

468. INSIDE THE CAR

469. WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP.

470. ALWAYS BUCKLE UP

471. THE CAR SEAT.

472. DON'T PARK IN THE SUN

473. OR THE SEATS WILL GET TOO HOT.

474. OH, AND NO JUICE UNLESS

475. IT'S IN A SIPPY CUP.

476. BYE, BABY.

477. HEY, CAN YOU GIVE A CALL,

478. LET US KNOW WHAT TIME

479. YOU'LL BE BACK?

480. BECAUSE WE'LL BE HERE WAITING,

481. JUST THE TWO OF US.

482. BYE, MOMMY.

483. NOT TOO FAST!

484. SEE YOU LATER.

485. WHEN'S MOMMY COMING BACK?

486. SHE'LL BE BACK

487. AROUND DINNERTIME, MOMMY.

488. IS DINNERTIME SOON?

489. NO, BUT DON'T YOU WORRY.

490. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE

491. A LOT OF FUN.

492. BUT WE NEED MOMMY

493. TO HAVE FUN.

494. WOW. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING,

495. JUST BREAK ME DOWN

496. IN THE DRIVEWAY?

497. WHY YOU WANT TO BREAK

498. YOUR FATHER DOWN LIKE THAT?

499. I'M SORRY.

500. - OK, THAT'S BETTER.

501. 'CAUSE YOU BROKE ME

502. DOWN SMOOTH JUST NOW.

503. - MY EYES WELLED UP—

504. - I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.

505. - OK, YOU MADE MY EYES WELL UP.

506. - OK.

507. - LOOK AT MY EYES.

508. - I SEE YOUR EYE TWITCHING.

509. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE FUN!

510. - YES!

511. DO YOU KNOW

512. HOW TO CHANGE A DIAPER?

513. YEAH, BUT—

514. WAIT A MINUTE, I THOUGHT

515. MAX WAS POTTY-TRAINED.

516. - BELIEVE ME, SO DID I.

517. DON'T DO THAT TO ME!

518. WHAT ARE YOU...

519. HE'S THROWING THINGS AT ME,

520. AND IT SMELLS.

521. I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP!

522. ARE YOU POTTY-TRAINED?

523. YES.

524. YOU GOT TO GO STINKY?

525. YES.

526. THEN, GO ON.

527. GO STINKY, THEN.

528. YOU HAVE A NAUSEOUS ACHE IN

529. THE PIT OF YOUR STOMACH

530. THAT YOU'RE

531. A WORTHLESS FAILURE?

532. WE ARE WORTHLESS FAILURES.

533. HEY, GUYS.

534. - HEY, PEGGY. HOW YOU DOING?

535. - GOOD.

536. WHAT'S GOING ON, NICKY?

537. YEAH, HE CAN BE A LITTLE HARD

538. TO UNDERSTAND SOMETIMES.

539. YEAH HONEY, GO PLAY.

540. HAVE A GOOD TIME, HAVE FUN.

541. AND LISTEN, STAY AWAY

542. FROM THAT CAT POOP, OK?

543. HIJA? WHAT IS THAT?

544. WHAT'D HE JUST SAY?

545. OH, MY GOD,

546. I HAVEN'T A CLUE.

547. THE DOCTOR SAYS IT'S JUST

548. A PHASE HE'S GOING THROUGH,

549. BUT... WELL, IT KEPT HIM

550. OUT OF CHAPMAN.

551. JERKS.

552. MAX! MAX!

553. PUT THAT MOUSE DOWN!

554. GIVE IT TO ME!

555. OH, WHAT ARE YOU...

556. YOU KNOW SOMETHING, CHARLIE,

557. I THINK IT'S GREAT,

558. YOU GUYS BEING FULL-TIME DADS.

559. YEAH. YEAH,

560. WE'RE REAL GIANTS AMONG MEN.

561. SERIOUSLY. YOU ARE.

562. YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF YOURSELF.

563. MOST GUYS I KNOW,

564. DON'T EVEN KNOW

565. WHO THEIR KIDS ARE.

566. SO JOE STILL HASN'T

567. FOUND ANYTHING?

568. NO, AND HE'S DRIVING ME CRAZY.

569. I'M THINKING I SHOULD

570. GO BACK TO WORK,

571. BUT WHAT AM I

572. GOING TO DO WITH NICKY?

573. DEAD MOUSE.

574. DEAD MOUSE.

575. THERE'S NO GOOD ALTERNATIVE

576. TO THAT CHAPMAN JOINT.

577. DEAD MOUSE, DEAD MOUSE,

578. DEAD MOUSE.

579. I TELL YOU SOMETHIN',

580. IF SOMEONE OPENED

581. A DECENT DAY CARE PROGRAM

582. AROUND HERE,

583. THEY'D MAKE A KILLING.

584. NICKY, WHAT DID I SAY

585. ABOUT THE CAT POOP?

586. WHAT?

587. A DAY CARE CENTER?

588. YOU AND ME?

589. YES, PHIL, THIS IS

590. A COMPLETELY UNDERSERVED MARKET.

591. HARRIDAN HAS A MONOPOLY

592. ON THIS WHOLE SUBURB.

593. ALL WE HAVE TO DO

594. IS JUST COME IN,

595. AND ESTABLISH OURSELVES

596. AS THE VALUE ALTERNATIVE,

597. AND WE'LL CLEAN UP!

598. YOU THINK I'D BE GOOD

599. AT TAKING CARE OF KIDS?

600. ABSOLUTELY.

601. EXCUSE ME?

602. ARE THESE YOUR KIDS?

603. NO.

604. REMEMBER WHEN

605. YOU BROKE MY YO-YO?

606. I DID NOT BREAK YOUR YO-YO.

607. YES, YOU DID.

608. I DID NOT BREAK YOUR YO-YO.

609. YOUR YO-YO WAS BROKE.

610. YOU'RE KILLIN' ME.

611. YOU'RE REALLY KILLIN' ME.

612. HEY! I'M HOME!

613. OOH!

614. YOU SAID LET'S DO

615. THIS TOGETHER.

616. NO, DADDY!

617. - AND NOW YOU'RE SAYING

618. - WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

619. A DAY CARE CENTER.

620. IN OUR HOUSE?

621. YES, PHIL'S APARTMENT'S

622. TOO SMALL.

623. IT'S ONLY A TWO-BEDROOM PLACE.

624. CHARLIE, THIS IS CRAZY

625. ON LIKE 10 DIFFERENT LEVELS.

626. WHAT DO YOU AND PHIL KNOW

627. ABOUT RUNNING A DAY CARE?

628. THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

629. WE APPLIED FOR A LICENSE

630. THE OTHER DAY.

631. IT COULDN'T BE

632. ANY MORE SIMPLE.

633. DADDY.

634. OK, WHAT YOU WANT?

635. THE ROCKET SHIP?

636. OK, THAT'S WHAT

637. YOU WANTED, RIGHT?

638. MILK.

639. OH, YOU WANTED MILK?

640. I'M SORRY. HE WANTED MILK.

641. YEAH, 'CAUSE

642. ROCKET MAN NEEDS MILK

643. WHEN HE'S FLYING AROUND

644. FOR STRONG BONES,

645. IN CASE YOU CRASH, RIGHT?

646. WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER.

647. WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THIS?

648. I THINK WE'RE TALKING ABOUT

649. OTHER PEOPLE'S CHILDREN, HERE.

650. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TYPE OF

651. RESPONSIBILITY THAT IS?

652. I'LL BE JUST AS CAREFUL

653. WITH THEM

654. - AS I AM WITH BEN.

655. OH, HEY, MAN, DON'T BE RUBBING

656. YOUR HEAD INTO STUFF.

657. WATCH WHERE YOU'RE WALKING.

658. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

659. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO

660. WHEN YOU GET A REAL JOB?

661. YOU'RE JUST GONNA LEAVE

662. THE PARENTS HANGING?

663. HEY, WE'LL CROSS THAT BRIDGE

664. WHEN WE GET TO IT.

665. LOOK, THIS IS NOT GONNA BE

666. PERMANENT. ALL RIGHT?

667. WE'RE NOT GONNA

668. GET RICH FROM THIS,

669. BUT IT MIGHT KEEP US

670. OUT OF BANKRUPTCY.

671. I DON'T KNOW, CHARLIE.

672. COME ON, LOOK, KIM.

673. I CAN'T JUST

674. SIT AROUND HERE ALL DAY.

675. I GOT TO TRY TO DO SOMETHIN'.

676. COME ON. I NEED THIS.

677. I GUESS YOU BETTER START

678. HANDING OUT THOSE FLIERS.

679. ALL RIGHT.

680. - IT MAKES MUCH MORE SENSE—

681. - ME, TOO.

682. OK, YOU WANT ME

683. TO GIVE YOU A HUG?

684. HERE'S A BIG HUG. GROUP HUG.

685. [I Want You Back

686. by The Jackson 5 playing]

687. EXCUSE ME.

688. WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE...

689. HERE YOU GO,

690. DADDY DAY CARE.

691. HEY, LITTLE KARATE GUY.

692. DADDY DAY CARE, KARATE GIRL.

693. HELLO! DADDY DAY CARE.

694. - HELLO, HOW ARE YOU?

695. - HIYA!

696. GOD!

697. HERE YOU GO.

698. IF YOU GET A CHANCE...

699. - HI.

700. - HI.

701. WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE,

702. HAVE A LOOK AT THAT. THANK YOU.

703. IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE,

704. WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE...

705. "WARM, NURTURING,

706. EXPERIENCED PARENTS

707. PROVIDING EXCEPTIONAL CHILD-CARE

708. AT AFFORDABLE PRICES."

709. HMM.

710. YOU KNOW,

711. THE "EXPERIENCED" PART IS WHAT

712. I HAVE TO TAKE ISSUE WITH.

713. I GIVE IT THREE DAYS.

714. SO, YOU TWO GUYS

715. ARE RUNNING A DAY CARE CENTER?

716. YOU'RE SIGNING UP PEOPLE

717. AT A LEMONADE STAND

718. ON THE FRONT LAWN?

719. WOW, THAT'S...

720. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

721. COME ON, PAUL.

722. HEY! HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

723. DON'T YOU BELIEVE IN EQUALITY

724. AMONGST THE SEXES?

725. CAN'T MEN DO EVERYTHING

726. WOMEN CAN DO?

727. NO, NO, WE CAN'T.

728. IT'S UNNATURAL.

729. A LITTLE BIT EEKY.

730. YOU'RE GUYS?

731. WHAT DID YOU THINK

732. DADDY DAY CARE MEANT?

733. I THOUGHT MAYBE ONE GUY.

734. NOT NOTHING BUT GUYS.

735. I JUST THOUGHT

736. IT WAS A CLEVER NAME.

737. IS THIS THE DAY CARE PLACE?

738. - THEY'RE GUYS. THEY'RE ALL GUYS.

739. - THEY'RE WHAT?

740. EXCUSE ME. LISTEN.

741. WE ARE TWO LOVING,

742. CARING PARENTS,

743. AND WE RUN A DAY CARE CENTER.

744. A COUPLE OF SICKOS

745. IS WHAT YOU ARE!

746. DON'T BE— HEY, MISS, HEY,

747. HOW ABOUT A FREE TRIAL OFFER?

748. SICKOS!

749. UH-OH. DEAR, DEAR.

750. COME ON!

751. HI, PEGGY! HI, NICKY.

752. HOW YOU DOIN'?

753. HI! NICKY IS SO EXCITED

754. FOR HIS BIG DAY.

755. NICKY, HOW OLD ARE YOU, HON?

756. OH, YEAH, FIVE.

757. OK, I GOT IT.

758. WAIT. YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE NICKY

759. HERE WITH THESE GUYS?

760. YEAH. OH, COME ON,

761. YOU HAVE TROUBLE WITH THEM

762. BEING GUYS?

763. WHAT ARE YOU,

764. FROM THE DARK AGES?

765. AREN'T YOU FOR ALL THAT

766. GENDER EQUALITY

767. AND ALL THAT JAZZ?

768. PEGGY, COME ON.

769. OF COURSE WE ARE.

770. OK. SO CAN'T WOMEN DO

771. WHAT MEN DO

772. AND MEN DO

773. WHAT WOMEN DO?

774. THESE GUYS CAN DO THE JOB.

775. WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA

776. VOUCH FOR THESE TWO?

777. YEAH, I'LL VOUCH FOR 'EM.

778. I'LL VOUCH FOR THESE GUYS.

779. YEAH, YEAH.

780. OK, OK, OK. JUST—

781. I'LL TRY IT.

782. YOU'RE GONNA DO IT?

783. THEY'LL HAVE

784. A GREAT TIME.

785. - OK.

786. - RIGHT, KIDS?

787. YOU'RE A REAL LIFESAVER.

788. YOU KNOW WHAT,

789. YOU SCREW THIS UP,

790. I'M GONNA

791. KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS.

792. HERE, NOW,

793. GO TO PHIL.

794. NO, I DON'T WANNA GO.

795. - COME ON. LET GO.

796. - I DON'T WANNA GO!

797. HE'S GOT A LITTLE BIT

798. OF SEPARATION ANXIETY.

799. OH, DYLAN!

800. DON'T WANT...

801. - I JUST STOPPED BREASTFEEDING.

802. I'D FREAK OUT, TOO.

803. IF YOU COULD JUST GRAB A LEG.

804. I DON'T WANNA GO.

805. ALL RIGHT.

806. HERE WE GO.

807. COME ON.

808. - HERE WE GO.

809. - COME ON, DYLAN.

810. - ALL RIGHT.

811. - I DON'T WANNA GO.

812. OK. OK.

813. OW! LET—

814. COME ON. LET GO OF MOM!

815. I DON'T WANNA GO.

816. LET GO, WOW.

817. THANK YOU. OH, MAN.

818. NO LACTOSE, NO PEANUTS,

819. NO SHELLFISH.

820. NOTHING HIGH

821. IN FRUCTOSE.

822. OR SUCROSE

823. OR DEXTROSE.

824. OR MALTODEXTROSE.

825. NOTHING WITH RED DYE

826. NUMBER SIX.

827. OR NUMBER FOUR.

828. OR YELLOW DYE

829. NUMBER TWO.

830. WILL YOU SAY "MALTODEXTROSE"

831. FOR ME AGAIN? SO CUTE.

832. MALTODEXTROSE.

833. MA-MALTODEXTROSE.

834. - OR YELLOW DYE NUMBER TWO.

835. - TWO, RIGHT.

836. HIS NAME'S CRISPIN.

837. MY MAN, CRISPIN!

838. HOW'S IT GOIN' THERE, BIG GUY?

839. WHAT TIME'S PICKUP?

840. AT 5:00 O'CLOCK.

841. HMM, I HAVE LASER TREATMENT.

842. MAKE IT 6:00.

843. SORRY ABOUT THE OUTFIT.

844. HE WON'T TAKE IT OFF.

845. HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN

846. WEARIN' THAT?

847. COUPLE OF WEEKS.

848. NOW WHO ARE YOU GONNA CALL

849. IF THERE ARE

850. ANY PROBLEMS, SWEETIE?

851. 911, MOMMY.

852. THAT'S SUCH A GOOD GIRL.

853. COME ON. COME ON.

854. COME ON, DYLAN!

855. I'LL LET YOU HOLD MY KEYS.

856. HOW ABOUT LIFE SAVERS?

857. YOU LIKE LIFE SAVERS?

858. HOW ABOUT MONEY?

859. A DOLLAR?

860. AH!

861. YEAH! A DOLLAR.

862. HMM.

863. YOU ARE A SMART MAN.

864. THAT IS YOURS. ALL RIGHT.

865. WELCOME TO DADDY DAY CARE.

866. WE'RE YOUR TEAM FACILITATORS.

867. MY NAME IS CHARLIE

868. AND THIS IS PHIL.

869. OK, ANYBODY EVER SEEN

870. A MISSION STATEMENT BEFORE?

871. HERE. EVERYBODY TAKE ONE.

872. TAKE A MISSION STATEMENT.

873. ME!

874. HERE WE GO. ONE FOR EVERYBODY.

875. SLOW DOWN.

876. ALL RIGHT. OK.

877. NOW, WHO WANTS TO BE FIRST ONE

878. TO READ THE FIRST SENTENCE

879. ON THE MISSION STATEMENT?

880. OK, HOW 'BOUT YOU?

881. I DON'T READ YET.

882. OK, I'M LOOKING

883. FOR SOMEONE WHO CAN READ.

884. OK, NOW, BY A SHOW OF HANDS,

885. HOW MANY OF YOU GUYS

886. CAN ALREADY READ?

887. OK, UH, RAISE YOUR HAND

888. IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO READ.

889. OK. HERE'S WHAT

890. WE'RE GONNA DO.

891. I'M GONNA READ

892. THE MISSION STATEMENT ALOUD,

893. AND WHAT I WANT YOU GUYS TO DO

894. IS JUST FOLLOW ALONG

895. AS I READ

896. THE MISSION STATEMENT. OK?

897. DOESN'T THAT SOUND LIKE FUN,

898. INTERESTING FUN? HERE WE GO.

899. "AS THE MEMBERS AND FACILITATORS

900. OF THE DADDY DAY CARE TEAM,

901. WE WILL COLLECTIVELY

902. STRIVE TO PROVIDE..."

903. OK, SEAN, DON'T—DON'T EAT

904. THE—THE MISSION STATEMENT.

905. GET THAT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.

906. "... WILL COLLECTIVELY

907. STRIVE TO..."

908. AND DON'T YOU RIP

909. THE MISSION STATEMENT,

910. LITTLE FLASH.

911. BECAUSE IT'S A VERY IMPORTANT

912. DOCUMENT— HEY!

913. N-NOW, COME HERE.

914. HEY! COME BACK HERE!

915. OK. UH, SO, WHAT HE'S

916. REALLY TRYING TO SAY IS...

917. STOP RUNNIN'! STOP RUNNIN'!

918. COME HERE! COME HERE!

919. HEY, COME BACK HERE!

920. ONE SECOND.

921. OK, UP? YOU WANT

922. THE ROCKET SHIP?

923. ONE MORE?

924. ROCKET SHIP! ROCKET SHIP!

925. EVERYBODY'LL GET

926. THE ROCKET SHIP.

927. SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN,

928. EVERYBODY. SLOW DOWN!

929. I THOUGHT YOU SAID

930. THIS WAS GONNA BE EASY.

931. YOU KNOW WHAT

932. I'M THINKING NOW?

933. THAT IT WAS A HUGE MISTAKE?

934. YEAH, YOU KNOW, PHIL,

935. I NEVER QUIT ANYTHING IN LIFE,

936. BUT I'M NOT SURE

937. HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN TAKE THIS.

938. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

939. HEY, WHERE YOU

940. GOIN', MAN?

941. TRUST ME!

942. HELP ME DO

943. THE ROCKET SHIP.

944. ROCKET SHIP!

945. FOUR ABSENT CHILDREN.

946. NO EXPLANATION.

947. MAYBE IT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE.

948. IN A GROUP THIS SIZE,

949. THREE ABSENT CHILDREN

950. IS A COINCIDENCE.

951. FOUR IS A STATISTICAL ANOMALY.

952. HELLO, SANTA LUMA!

953. HEY, EVERYBODY!

954. IT'S BIG PHIL WITH A GUITAR!

955. OK, WHY DON'T YOU GUYS

956. ENJOY BIG PHIL

957. WHILE I REST MY SPINE?

958. MAX, BRING YOUR DAD A CHAIR.

959. THEY REALLY LIKE

960. THAT ROCKET SHIP.

961. ♪ WHEN I WAS

962. YEAH!

963. HEY, COME ON

964. INTO THE KITCHEN.

965. ♪ PUT THE LIME

966. I AM DEFINITELY OUT OF SONGS.

967. OK, LUNCHTIME.

968. MMM!

969. MMM, YUM.

970. MMM, YUMMY.

971. I DON'T KNOW IF WE SHOULD BE

972. FEEDING THIS KIND OF STUFF.

973. WHY NOT? LOOK AT THEM.

974. THEY LOVE IT.

975. YEAH,

976. BUT I'M A LITTLE WORRIED.

977. ABOUT WHAT?

978. [I Wanna Be Sedated

979. by The Ramones playing]

980. 911.

981. HE CUT OFF HIS HEAD!

982. CRISPIN STOLE MY DOLL.

983. I NEED HELP.

984. COME ON!

985. YOU KNOW HOW OLD

986. THIS PIANO IS?

987. KEEP YOUR FEET OFF THE PIANO.

988. GET YOUR SHOES OFF THE COUCH.

989. GET THEM OFF THE COUCH!

990. CRISPIN, PLEASE.

991. PLEASE, CRISPIN!

992. GIVE ME THE...

993. AHHH!

994. THE MEAT AIN'T THE ONLY

995. FRESH THING AROUND HERE.

996. HEY, NO, NO, NO.

997. DON'T PLAY WITH THAT.

998. GIVE ME THIS. GIVE ME THIS.

999. YEAH, YOU DON'T KNOW

1000. THAT TRICK, DO YOU?

1001. LEAVE IT ALONE, OK?

1002. ALL RIGHT.

1003. HEY, YOU GET OFF

1004. THOSE DRAPES.

1005. STOP CLIMBING THE DRAPES.

1006. STOP CLIMBING. YOU STOP IT.

1007. HEY YOU COME HERE!

1008. NICKY, GIMME THAT VASE!

1009. NICKY,

1010. PUT DOWN THE VASE!

1011. TOMORROW,

1012. WE GIVE THEM ALL ORGANIC.

1013. DON'T WORRY,

1014. IT'S GONNA BE OK.

1015. HOW CAN YOU STAND THERE

1016. AND SAY THAT? LOOK AT THIS.

1017. WHAT GOES UP...

1018. SHH!

1019. WOW!

1020. YOU GUYS ARE GOOD.

1021. WELL, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?

1022. YOU LEFT YOUR KIDS

1023. WITH PROFESSIONALS.

1024. SORRY TO LEAVE YOU

1025. HANGIN', MAN,

1026. BUT EVER SINCE

1027. WE GOT LAID OFF,

1028. SHEILA'S BEEN

1029. MAKIN' ME MAKE DINNER.

1030. REALLY? HOW'S THAT GOIN'?

1031. UH, IT AIN'T NAPPIN'.

1032. HEY, CAN I TAKE THESE

1033. SNACK CAKES HOME?

1034. - YEAH, GO AHEAD.

1035. - AH!

1036. HOW YOU DOIN',

1037. LITTLE MAN?

1038. HMM, THAT'S HOW YOU DOIN'?

1039. EXCUSE ME A SECOND.

1040. WHAT IS THAT?

1041. ALL RIGHT, GIVE ME THAT.

1042. THAT'S TOO LOUD.

1043. C'MON, MAN, LET GO,

1044. IT'S TOO LOUD.

1045. I'M SERIOUS.

1046. LET GO, CRISPIN. CRISP—

1047. ALL RIGHT, THEN.

1048. GETTIN' KINDA LATE.

1049. WHERE DO YOU SUPPOSE

1050. YOUR MOMMY IS?

1051. SHUT UP, BUTTHEAD.

1052. SHUT... HEY, YOU STOP THAT!

1053. HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHIN'?

1054. YOUR MOMMY AND DADDY WOULD NOT

1055. LIKE YOU TALKIN' LIKE THAT.

1056. YOU SHOULD NOT TALK LIKE THAT.

1057. WHEN YOUR MOMMY COMES,

1058. I'M GONNA TELL HER THAT YOU—

1059. ANDALE, LET'S GO.

1060. MOTOR'S RUNNING.

1061. YEAH, C'MON, GET OUT OF HERE.

1062. STOP!

1063. I WISH YOU WOULD.

1064. CRISPIN, DON'T MAKE THAT FACE.

1065. WHAT?

1066. DON'T MAKE LINES.

1067. QUIET THE FACE.

1068. RELAX THE FACE.

1069. QUIET THE FACE. QUIET.

1070. YES, C-CALM YOUR FACE.

1071. SHOW NO LINES, YOU KNOW.

1072. YOU GOT EARLY DROP-OFF?

1073. NO, WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING...

1074. I'M GONNA SEE YOU TOMORROW.

1075. I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW,

1076. CRISPIN.

1077. TOMORROW.

1078. ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE GONNA BE

1079. JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER.

1080. LOOK AT HIM.

1081. HANGING OFF OF HIM,

1082. HIS SKIN. HANGING OFF.

1083. HEY, LITTLE MAN.

1084. HEY, DAD.

1085. WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?

1086. HMM, JUST TRYIN'

1087. TO READ A STORY.

1088. HEY, LISTEN, MAN,

1089. I KNOW I WAS REALLY BUSY TODAY

1090. WITH THOSE OTHER KIDS,

1091. TAKING CARE OF THEM AND ALL.

1092. I KNOW IT PROBABLY

1093. WASN'T EASY FOR YOU,

1094. HAVIN' TO SHARE ALL YOUR TOYS

1095. AND WATCHIN' DADDY DO

1096. ROCKET SHIP WITH EVERYBODY,

1097. BUT, YOU KNOW,

1098. NOW IT'S JUST ME AND YOU,

1099. WE CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANNA DO.

1100. CAN WE READ THIS STORY?

1101. WE SURE CAN READ

1102. THIS STORY.

1103. ALL RIGHT.

1104. "THERE ONCE WAS

1105. A HERD OF ELEPHANTS.

1106. ELEPHANTS YOUNG,

1107. ELEPHANTS OLD,

1108. ELEPHANTS TALL AND SHORT,

1109. FAT AND THIN."

1110. "ALL WERE DIFFERENT,

1111. BUT ALL WERE HAPPY,

1112. AND ALMOST ALL

1113. WERE THE SAME COLOR.

1114. AND THEY ALL MADE

1115. THE ELEPHANT SOUND."

1116. THEY ALL SAID...

1117. LET ME HEAR YOU

1118. MAKE THAT SOUND.

1119. ALL RIGHT.

1120. DO IT AGAIN?

1121. OH, NO, I CAN'T DO IT AGAIN,

1122. BECAUSE DADDY MIGHT HAVE

1123. AN ANEURYSM.

1124. HEY, GUYS, SORRY I'M LATE.

1125. I'M NOT CLEANIN' THIS UP.

1126. AH!

1127. HEY, TAKE THIS IN THERE.

1128. GO SIT DOWN.

1129. ALL RIGHT, MAYBE I HAVEN'T

1130. HAD MY COFFEE YET,

1131. BUT IT SEEMS LIKE

1132. THESE KIDS ARE MULTIPLYING.

1133. WHAT'S GOING ON?

1134. - YEAH, WE GOT TWO NEW KIDS.

1135. - OH, COME ON!

1136. LISTEN, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO

1137. UP OUR GAME TODAY.

1138. WE NEED STRUCTURE

1139. AND SOME PLANNED ACTIVITIES.

1140. NO, WE NEED RITALIN AND LEASHES,

1141. THAT'S WHAT WE NEED.

1142. HMM.

1143. ALL WE'RE GONNA NEED IS THIS.

1144. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,

1145. LET'S DO THIS.

1146. EVERYBODY, COME IN HERE.

1147. OK, HERE WE GO.

1148. OK, ALL RIGHT, C'MON,

1149. LET'S TRY ANOTHER PLAY.

1150. LET'S TRY THIS.

1151. LET'S TRY THIS. HERE'S WHAT

1152. WE'RE GONNA DO NOW.

1153. HERE'S A NEW PLAY, ALL RIGHT.

1154. IT'S CALLED THE BABY BLITZ.

1155. NICKY, I WANT YOU TO HANG BACK.

1156. WE'RE GONNA DO A LATERAL.

1157. I WANT YOU TO GO DOWN THE MIDDLE

1158. FOR A BUTTONHOOK, OK?

1159. HERE, YOU,

1160. I WANT YOU TO BE MY BLOCKER.

1161. HOW ABOUT WE JUST

1162. RUN IN A CIRCLE?

1163. OK, WE CAN DO THAT.

1164. THAT'S AN EVEN BETTER PLAY.

1165. EVERYBODY

1166. JUST RUN IN A CIRCLE.

1167. YES? ALL RIGHT,

1168. LET'S RUN IN A CIRCLE.

1169. - COME ON, RUN IN A CIRCLE.

1170. TONY, YOU'LL SEE

1171. THE BALL A LOT BETTER

1172. IF YOU TAKE YOUR MASK OFF.

1173. I'M NOT TONY, I'M FLASH.

1174. HMM.

1175. HEY!

1176. HOW COME

1177. YOU'RE NOT PLAYING, LITTLE MAN?

1178. COME ON, IT'S FOOTBALL.

1179. YOU LOVE FOOTBALL!

1180. HELP!

1181. HELP! STUCK!

1182. I LIVE IN CALIFORNIA.

1183. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

1184. I AM IN HONG KONG.

1185. WHERE'S HONG KONG?

1186. CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

1187. I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

1188. - CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

1189. - I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

1190. CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

1191. WHAT IS IT?

1192. I THOUGHT YOU LIKED FOOTBALL,

1193. ALL THIS TIME.

1194. YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME

1195. YOU DON'T LIKE...

1196. I'LL BE—I'M GONNA BE

1197. RIGHT BACK, LITTLE MAN.

1198. I GOT TO GO...

1199. HEY!

1200. HEY. PHIL.

1201. HEY, UH, YOU GOT

1202. A LITTLE PROBLEM

1203. OVER THERE WITH MAX.

1204. OH, IT'S HAPPENING.

1205. WHAT'S HAPPENING?

1206. WHAT IS IT?

1207. IT! IT'S HAPPENING.

1208. HE HASN'T GONE FOR A WEEK.

1209. THAT'S IT.

1210. OH, NO. THAT'S—THAT'S...

1211. IT'S HAPPENIN'?

1212. IT'S HAPPENIN'.

1213. I KNOW THE FACE. LOOK.

1214. THAT'S YOUR CUE.

1215. YOU GOTTA GO AND DEAL WITH THAT.

1216. I CAN'T.

1217. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU CAN'T?

1218. - I CAN'T

1219. HEY, COME ON, PHIL.

1220. YOU HAVE TO DO IT.

1221. I CAN'T.

1222. YES, YOU CAN.

1223. I CAN'T.

1224. - YES, YOU CAN.

1225. - ALL RIGHT, I WILL!

1226. GOOD. COME ON.

1227. OH, OH, OH!

1228. I CAN'T.

1229. OK, LISTEN. I CAN SEE YOU

1230. GOT ISSUES ABOUT THIS,

1231. SO I'M GONNA TAKE CARE

1232. OF IT THIS TIME, ALL RIGHT?

1233. YEAH.

1234. BUT IN THE FUTURE, YOU GOTTA

1235. WORK THIS ONE OUT YOURSELF.

1236. I GOTTA WORK IT OUT.

1237. THAT'S YOUR SON,

1238. AND GOD WILLING,

1239. WHEN YOU GET OLDER,

1240. HE'S GONNA DO THIS

1241. FOR YOU ONE DAY,

1242. SO YOU WANNA KNOW

1243. THAT HE OWES THAT TO YOU.

1244. HE OWES ME.

1245. - HE OWES YOU.

1246. - YEAH.

1247. HEY, DON'T GET CUTE

1248. WITH THE THING.

1249. I'M NOT ASSUMING

1250. YOU'RE DOIN' IT.

1251. ALL RIGHT,

1252. SO HOW YOU WANNA DO THIS?

1253. I CAN DO THIS MYSELF.

1254. - YOU SURE?

1255. - YES.

1256. OK, WELL, YOU GO AND DO IT

1257. WITH YOUR BAD SELF.

1258. YOU GO AND DO IT NOW.

1259. ALL RIGHT. YOU NEED ANYTHING,

1260. I'M RIGHT OUT HERE, OK?

1261. HEY! HEY, BIG GUY,

1262. HOW'D IT GO IN THERE?

1263. I MISSED.

1264. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

1265. I MISSED.

1266. OH, HELL, NO.

1267. WHEW!

1268. HEY!

1269. COME ON!

1270. NO, NO, NO!

1271. COME ON. YOU PUT THIS DOWN.

1272. YOU DON'T PLAY WITH THIS.

1273. YOU RIPPED UP

1274. MY WIFE'S FLOWERS.

1275. YOU GIVE ME THIS.

1276. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO.

1277. GO PLAY WITH SOMETHING ELSE.

1278. HEY, WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE?

1279. WE'RE SPIRALING

1280. OUT OF CONTROL.

1281. LOOK, DON'T PANIC,

1282. BECAUSE THEY'RE LIKE ANIMALS.

1283. THEY CAN SMELL FEAR.

1284. I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO.

1285. I'VE RUN OUT OF IDEAS.

1286. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT...

1287. HEY! HEY! HEY!

1288. QUIETLY, CHILDREN. FOLLOW ME.

1289. SIX ABSENCES.

1290. SINGLE FILE.

1291. I HAVE TO GO

1292. MAKE A PHONE CALL.

1293. LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

1294. LET ME TELL YOU

1295. SOMETHING, BROTHER.

1296. I HAVE NEVER LIKED CARROTS.

1297. AND TODAY AS I STAND HERE

1298. AND LOOK AT YOU BEFORE ME,

1299. HAVING THE AUDACITY TO THINK

1300. THAT YOU CAN DEFEAT ME,

1301. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,

1302. BROTHER,

1303. I AM ABOUT TO KICK

1304. YOUR CARROT BUTT!

1305. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,

1306. MR. BROCCOLI.

1307. WHEN THE CARROT

1308. IS DONE WITH YOU,

1309. YOU WILL BE NOTHING

1310. BUT A KUMQUAT!

1311. I WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING

1312. IN THIS WORLD

1313. THAT IS BROCCOLI.

1314. THE CARROT IS

1315. THE LOWEST FORM OF VEGETABLE!

1316. HEY. HEY! WHAT ABOUT ME?

1317. NOBODY LIKES BROCCOLI.

1318. REALLY?

1319. WELL, BEN LIKES BROCCOLI,

1320. DON'T YOU, BEN?

1321. NO.

1322. YOU TURNED MY OWN SPROUT

1323. AGAINST ME?

1324. NOW YOU'RE GONNA DIE!

1325. OK, COME ON.

1326. I FELT THAT.

1327. HEY, HEY, HEY,

1328. HEY. HEY! OK!

1329. COME ON!

1330. WILL YOU STOP IT?

1331. AHHH! THAT'S IT.

1332. AH! HEY, HEY, HEY!

1333. WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?

1334. I'M SORRY.

1335. YOU MADE ME CRAZY!

1336. YOU LITTLE MANIAC, YOU!

1337. WRECKIN' MY WIFE'S

1338. TABLES AND STUFF.

1339. SOMEBODY'S AT THE DOOR.

1340. AH! MY BACK.

1341. HEY, HI.

1342. IS THIS THE, UH,

1343. THE HINTON RESIDENCE?

1344. I'M DAN KUBITZ,

1345. CHILD SERVICES.

1346. I'M HERE TO, UH, CONDUCT

1347. A COMPLIANCE INSPECTION.

1348. INSPECTION? NO ONE SAID

1349. ANYTHING ABOUT ANY INSPECTION.

1350. WELL, WE ONLY DO IT IF

1351. WE RECEIVE A COMPLAINT.

1352. A COMPLAINT?

1353. SOMEBODY COMPLAINED ABOUT...

1354. WELL, COME ON IN.

1355. YOU CAN INSPECT US.

1356. WE GOT NOTHING TO HIDE.

1357. UM, YOU CAUGHT US

1358. AT A CRAZY TIME.

1359. - WE'RE PLAYING WITH THE KIDS.

1360. SOMEBODY—SOMEBODY

1361. COMPLAINED ABOUT US?

1362. SO, WH-WHERE IS THE NAP AREA?

1363. - THE NAP AREA?

1364. - RIGHT.

1365. UH, WE DON'T REALLY

1366. HAVE A NAP AREA.

1367. WE'VE KIND BEEN JUST

1368. LETTING THEM FALL ASLEEP

1369. WHEREVER THEY DROP.

1370. OK, "SLEEP WHERE THEY DROP."

1371. WELL, YOU KNOW, I THINK

1372. THAT SHOULD JUST ABOUT DO IT.

1373. UM, WHAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE?

1374. WELL, YOU NEED TO CORRECT

1375. THE DEFICIENCIES ON THIS FORM.

1376. - OK.

1377. - AND ALSO,

1378. YOU NEED TO FILL OUT THESE

1379. COMPLIANCE

1380. CERTIFICATION DOCUMENTS.

1381. WHO WANTS THESE,

1382. THE CARROT OR THE BROCCOLI?

1383. CARROT.

1384. THERE'S A LOT

1385. OF STUFF ON HERE.

1386. SO WE CAN STAY OPEN, RIGHT?

1387. AS LONG YOU HAVE THAT DONE BY

1388. 9 A.M. TOMORROW MORNING.

1389. 9 A.M.? 9 A.M.

1390. HEY GOOD LUCK WITH THIS.

1391. I—I LIKE WHAT YOU GUYS

1392. ARE DOING HERE.

1393. I—I DON'T WANNA BE THE GUY

1394. THAT HAS TO SHUT YOU DOWN.

1395. YEAH, WE'D HATE FOR YOU

1396. TO BE THAT GUY.

1397. I WILL BE. DON'T WANNA BE.

1398. OK. SAFETY GATES

1399. AT THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS,

1400. TOP OF THE STAIRS,

1401. BEDROOMS, BATHROOMS.

1402. I'VE GONE SAFETY GATE CRAZY.

1403. HEY, HOW MANY KIDS

1404. HAVE WE TAKEN CARE OF?

1405. I'VE LOST TRACK,

1406. THEY RUN SO FAST.

1407. WELL, YOU CAN GET STARTED ON

1408. THIS LITTLE BATCH OVER HERE.

1409. AH, YOU KNOW,

1410. IT'S GETTING KINDA LATE.

1411. LET'S JUST CALL IT A NIGHT.

1412. NO, WE CANNOT CALL IT A NIGHT.

1413. WE GOT A BUNCH OF KIDS

1414. SHOWIN' UP HERE IN FIVE HOURS.

1415. I'M SERIOUS.

1416. WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING

1417. ABOUT RUNNING A DAY CARE CENTER.

1418. WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.

1419. WE'RE NOT EVEN GOOD PARENTS!

1420. I'M A GOOD PARENT.

1421. - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

1422. - WHAT?

1423. THAT THING.

1424. WHAT IS THAT?

1425. UH, YOU KNOW THAT

1426. ROCKET SHIP THING YOU DO?

1427. BEN DOESN'T EVEN LIKE THAT.

1428. FIRST OF ALL, YOU DON'T KNOW

1429. WHAT YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT,

1430. 'CAUSE THAT HAPPENS TO BE

1431. BEN'S FAVORITE THING.

1432. WELL, I'VE SEEN IT, OK?

1433. HE ONLY LETS YOU DO IT

1434. BECAUSE YOU LIKE IT,

1435. IT'S THE ONLY TIME

1436. YOU PAY ATTENTION TO HIM.

1437. YOU DON'T EVEN CHANGE

1438. YOUR KID'S DIAPERS.

1439. I DON'T LIKE DIAPERS.

1440. WELL, YOU SHOULD TEACH

1441. YOUR KID HOW TO GO TO THE TOILET

1442. AND HOW TO AIM, TOO,

1443. SO EVERY TIME HE GOES,

1444. WE DON'T HAVE

1445. TO REDECORATE THE PLACE.

1446. YOU'RE RIGHT.

1447. YOU'RE RIGHT.

1448. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN'.

1449. MY KID IS FOUR YEARS OLD,

1450. AND FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY,

1451. I SAW HIM PLAYIN',

1452. HAVIN' A GOOD TIME

1453. WITH THE OTHER KIDS,

1454. JUST BEING A NORMAL KID.

1455. THAT MADE ME FEEL GREAT,

1456. THAT I HAD

1457. SOMETHIN' TO DO WITH THAT.

1458. WE DID THAT!

1459. IF WE CAN DO THAT,

1460. WE CAN DEFINITELY

1461. GET THIS PLACE UP

1462. TO CODE BY DAWN.

1463. LET'S GO SAFETY GATE CRAZY.

1464. DON'T WORRY,

1465. HE'S GONNA BE FINE, OK?

1466. IT'S ALL RIGHT.

1467. ALL I GOT IS $5.

1468. I CAN BREAK THAT.

1469. HEY. HEY, LISTEN.

1470. I LEFT THE PAPERWORK

1471. ON THE KITCHEN TABLE.

1472. IT'S NOT THERE.

1473. PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE IT.

1474. I DON'T HAVE IT.

1475. HEY, GUYS.

1476. MARVIN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

1477. THE, UH, DOOR WAS UNLOCKED.

1478. I GOT YOUR FINAL PAYCHECKS HERE.

1479. THANKS.

1480. SO, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

1481. WELL, WE—

1482. DON'T EVEN ASK.

1483. HEY.

1484. HIJA.

1485. YOU CAN UNDERSTAND HIM?

1486. YEAH. YEAH,

1487. HE'S SPEAKING KLINGON.

1488. OH, THAT'S KLINGON.

1489. I THOUGHT THE KID

1490. WAS AN IDIOT.

1491. GOD, HOW MUCH STAR TREK

1492. DOES THAT KID WATCH?

1493. CHARLIE, THE GUY

1494. FROM CHILD SERVICES IS HERE.

1495. - OH, MAN.

1496. - SORRY.

1497. NO, NO, LISTEN.

1498. WHY DON'T YOU DO ME A FAVOR?

1499. WHY DON'T YOU TAKE

1500. THE KIDS IN THE BACK

1501. AND PLAY

1502. WITH THEM FOR A WHILE?

1503. KEEP THEIR ATTENTION

1504. FOR A WHILE,

1505. WHILE I TALK TO THIS GUY?

1506. WHATEVER YOU DO,

1507. DON'T LET THIS BIG BRUISER

1508. GET NEAR THE LAWNMOWER.

1509. THANKS, MARVIN.

1510. HEY,

1511. MR. KUBITZ. HI.

1512. I THOUGHT

1513. I WAS EARLY, BUT—

1514. I WAS JUST GETTING

1515. ALL THE PAPERWORK.

1516. GREAT. GREAT.

1517. YOU DROPPED SOMETHING.

1518. YEAH.

1519. THE KIDS WANTED

1520. TO HELP OUT.

1521. OH! OH, THAT'S SWEET.

1522. YEAH. SO

1523. HERE'S EVERYTHING FOR YOU.

1524. WHAT I'LL NEED

1525. IS YOUR SIGNATURE

1526. ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD.

1527. AND ON THE ELBOW

1528. OF THIS KID.

1529. OH, DO YOU HAVE A PEN?

1530. I DO HAVE A PEN.

1531. - THIS IS MY LUCKY PEN.

1532. - AH, THANK YOU.

1533. AND WHERE'S ON THE—

1534. - INITIAL—INITIAL THE ELBOW.

1535. - OK.

1536. SIGN THE BACK OF HER HEAD.

1537. - ON HER NECK? OK.

1538. - YEAH.

1539. GREAT. THAT SHOULD

1540. JUST ABOUT DO IT.

1541. HERE WE GO. OK.

1542. YOU'RE READY TO ROLL.

1543. LET'S GO IN AND GET STARTED.

1544. WELL, YOU KNOW,

1545. EVERYTHING LOOKS OK HERE,

1546. BUT IT SAYS HERE

1547. THAT YOU NOW HAVE 11 CHILDREN.

1548. THAT'S CORRECT.

1549. YEAH, YEAH.

1550. SO I ASSUME THAT YOU'VE HIRED

1551. A THIRD CARE PROVIDER.

1552. WHY WOULD YOU

1553. JUST ASSUME THAT?

1554. WELL, SECTION 768

1555. OF THE CHILD WELFARE CODE

1556. SPECIFICALLY STATES

1557. THAT THE RATIO OF

1558. CHILDREN TO CARE PROVIDERS

1559. CANNOT EXCEED 5:1.

1560. - THE 768.04.

1561. - 768.04.

1562. THE RATIO.

1563. THE RATIO THINGY.

1564. WE RESOLVED THAT THIS MORNING.

1565. WE RESOLVED THAT

1566. THIS MORNING.

1567. GOOD. GOOD.

1568. - WE HIRED SOMEONE.

1569. - WE HIRED SOMEONE.

1570. - WE HIRED MARVIN.

1571. - MARVIN, MARVIN.

1572. YEAH.

1573. MARVIN HAS BEEN HIRED!

1574. HE'S AN EXCELLENT

1575. CHILDCARE WORKER.

1576. RIGHT OUTSIDE WITH THE KIDS.

1577. WELL, I'D LOVE TO TAKE A LOOK,

1578. IF THAT'S OK WITH YOU.

1579. OH, YOU WANT

1580. TO GO OUT THERE?

1581. I THINK IT'S PROBABLY

1582. A GOOD IDEA FOR ME

1583. TO SEE FOR MYSELF.

1584. LET'S GO AND HAVE

1585. A LOOK AT MARVIN.

1586. NOW, PUT YOUR HANDS UP!

1587. NOW, WAVE 'EM!

1588. YOU KNOW,

1589. H-HE CERTAINLY SEEMS LIKE—

1590. LIKE HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING.

1591. OH, YEAH,

1592. OF COURSE.

1593. I'VE GOT TO SAY THAT.

1594. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,

1595. WE HAD TO INTERVIEW

1596. A LOT OF PEOPLE.

1597. YEAH, IT WAS

1598. A REALLY LONG, GRUELING,

1599. SINGLING-OUT PROCESS FOR...

1600. AND NOW, I'M A CHICKEN.

1601. I'M A BIRD.

1602. LOOK, I'M A BIRD.

1603. YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO CAREFUL

1604. WHEN IT COMES TO KIDS.

1605. YOU CAN'T.

1606. AND HERE AT DADDY DAY CARE

1607. WE ONLY WANT TO WORK

1608. WITH THE BEST.

1609. SO, WE GOT THE TOP

1610. OF THE NOTCH

1611. AND THAT'S MARVIN.

1612. SORRY.

1613. SHH. SORRY.

1614. WHAT DID YOU DO

1615. TO THESE KIDS?

1616. WHAT?

1617. ARE THEY ON DRUGS?

1618. OH, THERE'S THIS ONE,

1619. ONE KID, MAYBE.

1620. HOW'D YOU GET THEM

1621. TO BEHAVE LIKE THIS?

1622. JUST GOT TO KNOW

1623. HOW TO HANDLE THEM.

1624. HOW DO YOU KNOW

1625. HOW TO HANDLE THEM?

1626. I READ DR. SPOCK'S BABY

1627. AND CHILD CARE BOOK.

1628. IT'S NOT ABOUT STAR TREK.

1629. HUH?

1630. I'M GONNA FINISH.

1631. YEAH. YEAH

1632. YOU KNOW,

1633. WHEN—WHEN I WAS IN THE BACK,

1634. I SPOTTED, UNDER—

1635. UNDER THE EAVES OF

1636. THE, UM, OF THE PORCH

1637. WHAT LOOKED LIKE A BEEHIVE.

1638. A REALLY BIG BEEHIVE.

1639. DON'T WORRY.

1640. ALL TAKEN CARE OF.

1641. I DON'T WANT

1642. ANYBODY GETTING HURT.

1643. NO HURT. GONE.

1644. GUYS, YOU SHOULD BE PROUD.

1645. YOU REALLY HAVE TURNED

1646. THIS THING AROUND.

1647. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

1648. I'M IMPRESSED.

1649. I REALLY AM.

1650. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

1651. AND FOR OUR OWN CURIOSITY,

1652. THIS LITTLE COMPLAINT

1653. THAT YOU GUYS GOT—

1654. ANY CHANCE

1655. YOU COULD TELL US

1656. WHERE IT CAME FROM?

1657. I'D LOVE TO.

1658. I REALLY WOULD LOVE TO.

1659. BUT THAT—THAT... BECAUSE...

1660. I HAVE A RELATIONSHIP

1661. WITH THE STATE.

1662. JUST FOR OUR OWN CURIOSITY.

1663. OH, THAT WAS MISS HARRIDAN.

1664. I'M SURE SHE'LL SEE US.

1665. WE NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

1666. SORRY, MISS HARRIDAN,

1667. THEY JUST BARGED RIGHT IN.

1668. THAT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT, JENNY.

1669. GENTLEMEN, PLEASE SIT DOWN.

1670. NOW, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

1671. WE WANTED TO COME DOWN

1672. AND PERSONALLY THANK YOU

1673. FOR HELPING TO EXPEDITE

1674. OUR ACCREDITATION PROCESS.

1675. THANKS TO YOUR ANONYMOUS TIPS,

1676. SOMEBODY FROM CHILD SERVICES

1677. CAME TO SEE US.

1678. I HAD HEARD YOU'D OPENED

1679. SOME SORT OF DAY CARE PROGRAM,

1680. AND, UH, WELL,

1681. I WAS CONCERNED.

1682. THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU.

1683. BUT YOU DON'T HAVE

1684. TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT US.

1685. OH, IT'S NOT YOU

1686. I'M CONCERNED ABOUT.

1687. IT'S THE CHILDREN

1688. YOU'RE LOOKING AFTER.

1689. HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

1690. WE'RE PARENTS, ALL RIGHT.

1691. THAT'S A START.

1692. ANY BOOB CAN BE A PARENT.

1693. IF YOU WANT TO SCREW UP

1694. YOUR OWN CHILD,

1695. THAT'S YOUR RIGHT.

1696. BUT WHEN IT COMES

1697. TO OTHER PEOPLE'S CHILDREN,

1698. THERE'S A HIGHER STANDARD

1699. TO ANSWER TO.

1700. OH, WELL, MR. KUBITZ SEEMS

1701. TO THINK THAT WE MET

1702. THAT STANDARD.

1703. SHOW HER THE THING.

1704. THAT PIECE OF PAPER

1705. DOESN'T IMPRESS ME.

1706. UH, WE'RE GETTING IT

1707. LAMINATED.

1708. YOU TWO ARE JUST SOME

1709. FLY-BY-NIGHT OPERATION

1710. LOOKING TO MAKE A FAST BUCK.

1711. YOU'RE JUST AFRAID

1712. OF THE COMPETITION.

1713. THAT'S ALL.

1714. COME ON, LET'S

1715. GET OUT OF HERE.

1716. COMPETITION?

1717. DON'T FLATTER YOURSELVES.

1718. DADDY DAY CARE WILL NEVER BE

1719. IN THE SAME LEAGUE

1720. AS THIS INSTITUTION.

1721. LAMINATED!

1722. FOR SOME REASON,

1723. THAT JUST WASN'T AS SATISFYING

1724. AS I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE.

1725. YOU KNOW,

1726. I THINK WE CAN TAKE HER.

1727. ALL WE NEED

1728. IS A CLOVE OF GARLIC

1729. AND A WOODEN STAKE.

1730. HEY, HEY, HEY,

1731. YOU KNOW WHAT SHE SAID

1732. THAT WAS RIGHT JUST NOW?

1733. THESE KIDS NEED

1734. MORE THAN JUST WATCHING.

1735. TOMORROW WE GOTTA

1736. TAKE IT UP A NOTCH.

1737. WE GOT TO START

1738. STIMULATING THEIR MINDS

1739. A LITTLE BIT.

1740. BUT I'M NOT A DADDY.

1741. YOU DON'T HAVE

1742. TO BE A DADDY.

1743. YOU'RE A MALE-TYPE HUMANOID.

1744. THAT FITS IN

1745. WITH THE PHILOSOPHY

1746. OF THE WHOLE PLACE.

1747. I DON'T KNOW, GUYS. I MEAN,

1748. I GUESS I—I LIKE HANGING OUT

1749. WITH THE KIDS.

1750. IT'S KIND OF COOL.

1751. BUT, UH, I GUESS CHILD-CARE

1752. WASN'T NECESSARILY AN AVENUE

1753. THAT I FELT PROFESSIONALLY

1754. I WAS HEADED TOWARDS.

1755. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I SAID.

1756. EXCUSE ME.

1757. YES, COME ON IN!

1758. OH, HEY, HOW ARE YOU?

1759. HEY, GUYS.

1760. I AM SO SORRY.

1761. I FORGOT TO WRITE YOU

1762. A CHECK THIS WEEK.

1763. EVER SINCE THE DIVORCE,

1764. MY HEAD'S JUST BEEN LIKE...

1765. HEY.

1766. OH, HI.

1767. - HI.

1768. - ARE YOU THE NEW DADDY?

1769. I'M YOUR DADDY.

1770. I'M NOT YOUR DADDY.

1771. BUT I'M YOUR BABY'S DADDY.

1772. I'M NOT...

1773. I'M NOT YOUR BABY'S DADDY.

1774. I'M GOING TO BE...

1775. I'M—I'M...

1776. YOU'RE MARVIN.

1777. MARVIN.

1778. WELL, IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU,

1779. MARVIN. I'M KELLI.

1780. DYLAN'S MOM.

1781. AH, WELL...

1782. I GOT TO RUN.

1783. OH, YEAH, THANK YOU.

1784. ALL RIGHT.

1785. BYE, GUYS.

1786. OK, HAVE—HAVE A GOOD ONE.

1787. - THANKS.

1788. - BYE.

1789. I'M IN.

1790. DO YOU HAVE A DENTAL PLAN?

1791. ALL RIGHT, MARVIN.

1792. YOUR FIRST ASSIGNMENT

1793. IS TO SHOW US HOW YOU HANDLE

1794. THOSE KIDS THE WAY YOU DO.

1795. TEACH US.

1796. LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY.

1797. IF THIS WERE A BUSINESS,

1798. AND THEY WERE CUSTOMERS,

1799. HOW DO YOU FIND OUT

1800. WHAT THEY WANT?

1801. I'D PUT TOGETHER

1802. A FOCUS GROUP.

1803. ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO IT.

1804. WHAT WE'D LIKE IS FOR YOU

1805. TO TELL US WHAT YOU'D LIKE

1806. TO GET OUT OF DADDY DAY CARE.

1807. HELP US TO HELP YOU.

1808. WHO'D LIKE TO START?

1809. WE NEED MORE LEARNING

1810. ABOUT THINGS.

1811. MORE LEARNING ABOUT THINGS.

1812. YES.

1813. WE'RE AT A VERY CRITICAL AGE.

1814. YOU HAVE TO FEED OUR MINDS.

1815. OK, ALL RIGHT. YOU WANT TO

1816. WRITE THAT DOWN, MARVIN?

1817. "FEED OUR MINDS."

1818. GREAT. OK, WHAT ELSE?

1819. DOLPHINS.

1820. DOLPHINS ARE GOOD.

1821. DOLPHINS ARE FISH.

1822. NO, THEY'RE NOT.

1823. UH-HUH, THEY LIVE IN WATER.

1824. THAT DOESN'T

1825. MEAN THEY'RE FISH.

1826. HEY, HEY, HEY,

1827. LET'S CALM DOWN.

1828. LETS ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.

1829. WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU LIKE

1830. TO TALK ABOUT?

1831. WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?

1832. UM...

1833. WHY DON'T WE GO BACK

1834. TO THE DOLPHIN SUBJECT

1835. AND DISCUSS DOLPHINS,

1836. OR IF THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE

1837. ON SOMEONE ELSE'S MIND

1838. THAT WE CAN TALK ABOUT

1839. OTHER THAN THAT.

1840. WRITE THAT DOWN.

1841. OK, WHAT ELSE?

1842. COULD WE, UM...

1843. WHAT WERE YOU

1844. GETTING READY TO SAY, BEN?

1845. COME ON, I CAN SEE

1846. YOU WERE GETTING READY

1847. TO SAY SOMETHING.

1848. WHAT IS IT, SON?

1849. MORE, UM...

1850. DRAWING?

1851. MORE DRAWINGS?

1852. YEAH! LIKE PICTURES AND STUFF.

1853. IT'S REALLY FUN.

1854. OK, YEAH, GREAT.

1855. MORE DRAWINGS.

1856. YEAH! YEAH!

1857. MORE CHASING BAD GUYS.

1858. EXCELLENT IDEA.

1859. WE CAN CHASE JOKER.

1860. WELL, WAIT A SECOND, BUDDY.

1861. THAT'S BATMAN'S BAD GUY.

1862. YOU'RE FLASH,

1863. SO YOU WANT TO BE CHASING—

1864. LEX LUTHOR?

1865. NO. THAT'S SUPERMAN.

1866. YOU WANT TO BE CHASING

1867. CAPTAIN BOOMERANG,

1868. GORILLA GRODD, REVERSE FLASH—

1869. THE RIDDLER?

1870. WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING

1871. TO THESE KIDS?

1872. [Ballroom Blitz

1873. by The Sweet playing]

1874. STARTING TOMORROW,

1875. PHIL IS GONNA BE HOSTING

1876. A THREE STOOGES FILM

1877. FESTIVAL IN THE T.V. ROOM.

1878. I KNOW EVERYBODY'S

1879. LOOKING FORWARD

1880. TO THAT, RIGHT?

1881. THANKS, DADDY!

1882. AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST,

1883. THE THUMB SUCKERS

1884. SUPPORT GROUP IS GOING

1885. TO BE HAVING A MEETING

1886. UNDER THE TREE IMMEDIATELY

1887. FOLLOWING, UH, NAP TIME,

1888. WHICH STARTS RIGHT AFTER

1889. YOU GUYS FINISH YOUR SNACK.

1890. SO, AFTER YOU FINISH,

1891. GRAB A BLANKET, GET A SPOT,

1892. AND WE HAVE, UH, WE HAVE THAT.

1893. ALSO, NEXT WEEK IS GOING

1894. TO BE ALPHA GIRLS GROUP.

1895. AND WE'RE GOING TO HAVE

1896. TAI CHI UNDER THE TREE.

1897. AND WE'RE GOING TO ALSO

1898. HAVE PET DAY,

1899. SO YOU BRING YOUR PETS IN,

1900. COOL. HAVE PET SHOW-AND-TELL.

1901. THIS IS MY BUNNY.

1902. HIS NAME IS TINY.

1903. I FEED HIM A LOT.

1904. FIVE TIMES A DAY.

1905. HE POOPS A LOT, TOO.

1906. SIX TIMES A DAY.

1907. IT'S LIKE LITTLE MARBLES.

1908. THIS IS MY TURTLE, SPARKS.

1909. HE'S FAST.

1910. HE'S THE FASTEST TURTLE

1911. IN THE WORLD.

1912. GO! GO, SPARKS, GO!

1913. THIS IS MY PARROT, PAULIE.

1914. I'M TEACHING HIM TO TALK. TALK.

1915. SHUT UP, BUTTHEAD.

1916. SHUT UP, BUTTHEAD.

1917. OK, BECCA,

1918. WHERE'S YOUR PET?

1919. I HAD A TARANTULA,

1920. BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS.

1921. OK, ALL RIGHT,

1922. DON'T PANIC.

1923. DON'T PANIC.

1924. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, DON'T PANIC?

1925. THERE'S A BIG SPIDER

1926. IN HERE SOMEWHERE.

1927. I GOT A SPIDER ON MY HEAD!

1928. SO WHAT ARE WE

1929. BETTING ON TODAY?

1930. I'M GOING TO DO

1931. A DIAPER STROKE, OK?

1932. ALL RIGHT.

1933. WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE GENIUSES

1934. THAT BROUGHT

1935. THE WORLD VEGGIE-O's.

1936. SO, HOW'S UNEMPLOYMENT?

1937. ACTUALLY,

1938. I'VE GOT THE BEST JOB

1939. I'VE EVER HAD.

1940. YEAH, IT'S A START-UP.

1941. WE OFFER TIME-MANAGEMENT

1942. FACILITATION

1943. TO MOSTLY

1944. WORKING PROFESSIONALS.

1945. WELL, THAT'S A TOUGH MARKET.

1946. SOUNDS PRETTY CUTTHROAT.

1947. YEAH. IT'S A REAL BLOOD SPORT.

1948. WHAT'S THE MONEY LIKE?

1949. BRUCE! LET'S GO, I GOT BOTOX.

1950. HI, CHARLIE.

1951. HI, PHIL.

1952. HEY, CRISPIN.

1953. WHAT'S UP, LITTLE MAN?

1954. HOW DO YOU KNOW MY KID?

1955. THEY'RE HIS DAY CARE TEACHERS,

1956. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

1957. DAY CARE?

1958. THAT'S WHAT IT IS?

1959. OH, MY GOD.

1960. YOU'RE WIPING BOOGERS

1961. FOR A LIVING.

1962. LOSERS, LOSERS, LOSERS.

1963. HEY, YOU'RE PAYING US

1964. TO DO IT, TOO, YOU KNOW.

1965. LOSERS.

1966. "DO YOU LIKE

1967. GREEN EGGS AND HAM?"

1968. YEAH.

1969. "I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM.

1970. I DO NOT LIKE

1971. GREEN EGGS AND HAM.

1972. WOULD YOU LIKE

1973. TO EAT THEM HERE OR THERE?"

1974. YEAH.

1975. "I WOULD NOT LIKE

1976. TO EAT THEM ANYWHERE.

1977. "I DO NOT LIKE

1978. GREEN EGGS AND HAM.

1979. I DO NOT LIKE THEM,

1980. SAM-I-AM." OK?

1981. NOW, SEE, HE WAS GOING,

1982. HE WAS GOING

1983. TO PUNCH SAM-I-AM,

1984. BUT HE WALKED AWAY.

1985. YOU DON'T PUNCH, SEE?

1986. HE WALKED AWAY WITH IT.

1987. WHERE'S MOMMY?

1988. MOMMY HAD TO WORK TODAY.

1989. REMEMBER WHEN YOU USED

1990. TO WORK ALL THE TIMES?

1991. YEAH, BACK WHEN

1992. I HAD A REAL JOB.

1993. MMM-HMM.

1994. DO YOU MISS WORK?

1995. I GUESS.

1996. I SUPPOSE SO.

1997. I MISS IT.

1998. BUT DON'T GET ME WRONG.

1999. IT'S NOT LIKE

2000. I DON'T LIKE HANGING OUT

2001. WITH YOU GUYS, YOU KNOW.

2002. IT'S JUST THAT

2003. DADDY USED TO BE

2004. A BIG SHOT DOWN AT WORK.

2005. I HAD MY OWN OFFICE

2006. AND A BIG, PRETTY VIEW.

2007. REMEMBER THAT BIG,

2008. PRETTY VIEW DADDY HAD?

2009. I LIKE IT WHEN

2010. YOU SPIN ME AROUND

2011. IN THAT COOL CHAIR.

2012. YEAH, THAT'S

2013. A COOL CHAIR.

2014. A LOT OF COOL THINGS

2015. ABOUT THAT JOB.

2016. COOL CHAIR,

2017. I HAD PEOPLE

2018. WORKING UNDERNEATH ME,

2019. AND, JUST BETWEEN YOU AND I,

2020. THE PAY WASN'T

2021. THAT BAD EITHER.

2022. OK, PUT THAT DOWN.

2023. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?

2024. WHAT IS IT?

2025. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

2026. IT'S A DOG IN THE SUNSHINE.

2027. IT DOESN'T

2028. LOOK LIKE ONE.

2029. THAT'S BECAUSE

2030. IT'S KINDA ABSTRACT.

2031. YOU HAVE TO SQUINT

2032. WHEN YOU LOOK AT IT.

2033. SQUINT AND LOOK AND SEE.

2034. AND WHEN YOU

2035. SEE IT LIKE THIS,

2036. THAT'S ABSTRACT.

2037. YEAH? YOU SEE IT?

2038. HOW ABOUT IF YOU TILT

2039. YOUR HEAD TO THE SIDE?

2040. NO, THE OTHER WAY.

2041. STILL DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ONE.

2042. OK, WELL, WHAT ARE YOU

2043. OVER THERE WORKING ON,

2044. MICHELANGELO?

2045. WHAT YOU GOT?

2046. WHAT IS THAT?

2047. THERE'S NOTHING ABSTRACT

2048. ABOUT THAT, NOW, IS IT?

2049. THANKS.

2050. THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.

2051. YOU GOT DADDY'S HEAD

2052. LOOKING KIND OF ROUND, THOUGH.

2053. IS MY HEAD THAT ROUND?

2054. NO. BUT I GOT

2055. YOUR MUSTACHE.

2056. YEAH, I SEE.

2057. A NICE GREEN MUSTACHE.

2058. THAT'S ALL RIGHT, SON.

2059. ALL RIGHT,

2060. I JUST PAID THE MORTGAGE,

2061. THE CAR LOAN

2062. AND THE ELECTRIC BILL.

2063. LOOK AT THE BALANCE

2064. IN THE CHECKING ACCOUNT.

2065. 74 CENTS.

2066. YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT,

2067. 74 CENTS.

2068. YOU ARE MY SUPERMAN.

2069. YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.

2070. I'VE BEEN WORKING HARD,

2071. AND I THINK IT'S TIME

2072. TO LET OFF A LITTLE

2073. OF THIS FRUSTRATION I HAVE.

2074. IT'S TIME FOR YOU

2075. TO, UH, TAKE CARE

2076. OF YOUR SUPERMAN.

2077. MY SUPERMAN.

2078. COME HERE, BABY.

2079. THAT'S RIGHT.

2080. OH, NO, THE MONSTER'S

2081. GOING TO GET ME! OH, NO!

2082. IT'S PROBABLY A NIGHTMARE.

2083. BE RIGHT BACK.

2084. OK, HURRY UP.

2085. MOMMY'S COMING!

2086. NO, I WANT DADDY.

2087. DID EVERYTHING GO OK?

2088. YEAH,

2089. EVERYTHING'S JUST FINE.

2090. - WHAT'S THAT FACE FOR?

2091. SINCE WHEN DOES HE LIKE YOU

2092. BETTER THAN HE LIKES ME?

2093. NO, DON'T EVEN TRIP.

2094. IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.

2095. I'VE JUST BEEN SPENDING

2096. MORE TIME WITH HIM,

2097. SO HE WANTED ME.

2098. HE'S GETTING

2099. SO MUCH MORE CONFIDENT.

2100. REMEMBER IN THE BEGINNING,

2101. HOW HE WOULDN'T PLAY

2102. WITH ANYBODY ELSE?

2103. NOW, HE'S EVEN PLAYING WITH

2104. THAT KID, CRISPIN.

2105. WITH CRISPIN, WHO BY THE WAY

2106. HAPPENED TO SAY "THANK YOU"

2107. AT LUNCH TODAY

2108. WITHOUT BEING TOLD.

2109. AND THAT LITTLE GIRL BECCA,

2110. SHE CAN READ.

2111. SHE'S JUST A BABY.

2112. I SEEN HER PICK UP

2113. A CURIOUS GEORGE BOOK,

2114. AND SIT DOWN AND START

2115. READING THIS BOOK

2116. LIKE A GROWNUP.

2117. WHAT'S THAT FACE?

2118. YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T

2119. SEEN YOU THIS EXCITED

2120. ABOUT SOMETHING

2121. IN A LONG TIME.

2122. YEAH, I AIN'T

2123. GOING TO FRONT.

2124. THEM LITTLE CRUMB SNATCHERS

2125. GOT UNDER MY SKIN.

2126. MRS. PLAGER, I CANNOT CONTINUE

2127. TO EXPOSE THE OTHER CHILDREN

2128. TO SUCH DANGEROUS,

2129. SELF-DESTRUCTIVE,

2130. HIGHLY ADDICTIVE BEHAVIOR.

2131. SO EITHER JULIETTE

2132. STOPS THE THUMB SUCKING,

2133. OR YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO

2134. FIND YOURSELF ANOTHER PRESCHOOL.

2135. UM, ARE YOU BUSY?

2136. JUST PRUNING A FEW WEEDS

2137. FROM THE GARDEN.

2138. WHAT IS IT?

2139. OK, I JUST THOUGHT

2140. YOU SHOULD KNOW

2141. WE'VE LOST THREE MORE STUDENTS.

2142. ARE YOU SERIOUSLY SUGGESTING

2143. YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY ARE?

2144. NO, MA'AM.

2145. I KNOW WHERE THEY ARE.

2146. SO DO I.

2147. DADDY DAY CARE.

2148. FIRST, IT WAS AMUSING.

2149. THEN IT WAS ANNOYING.

2150. NOW IT'S REALLY

2151. STARTING TO TICK ME OFF.

2152. GET ME A COPY OF

2153. CHILD DAY CARE

2154. SERVICES REGULATIONS.

2155. UH-OH.

2156. HEY, PHIL, GET THE DOOR.

2157. HUH?

2158. GET THE DOOR!

2159. HUH.

2160. ALL RIGHT, I GOT IT.

2161. I GOT IT.

2162. OH, MR. KUBITZ.

2163. WHAT—WHAT ARE

2164. YOU DOING HERE?

2165. IS THIS—

2166. IS THIS A BAD TIME?

2167. NO, IT'S A GREAT TIME.

2168. WELL, IS—IS THE—

2169. IS THE MAN OF THE HOUSE

2170. AT HOME?

2171. "MAN OF THE HOUSE."

2172. CHARLIE!

2173. MR. KUBITZ IS HERE

2174. FROM CHILD SERVICES!

2175. I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

2176. SO, UH, LET ME ASK YOU.

2177. W-W-WHERE ARE THE KIDS?

2178. UH, OUTSIDE.

2179. MARVIN'S GIVING THEM

2180. A PUPPET SHOW.

2181. NICE. WHAT'S

2182. ON THE PROGRAM?

2183. PINOCCHIO?

2184. LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD?

2185. NO, UH, WRATH OF KHAN.

2186. HEY, MR. KUBITZ. HI!

2187. HEY, YOU! WAIT!

2188. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

2189. WHAT?

2190. WHAT'S WRONG

2191. WITH YOUR FACE?

2192. MY FACE?

2193. WHAT'S ALL THAT STUFF, MAN?

2194. COME ON.

2195. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

2196. BECCA AND JAMIE.

2197. AH, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

2198. I HAVE TO SEE, UH,

2199. TWO LITTLE GIRLS

2200. BECAUSE NOW I'M A BIG GIRL.

2201. HE'S HAVING FUN WITH...

2202. MR. KUBITZ, SO WHAT

2203. BRINGS YOU HERE TODAY?

2204. YOU KNOW, I'VE—I'VE RECEIVED

2205. ANOTHER COMPLAINT—

2206. OH, I GUESS WE KNOW

2207. WHO THAT CAME FROM.

2208. WELL, I UNDERSTAND THAT—

2209. THAT YOU'VE ACQUIRED

2210. THREE MORE CHILDREN

2211. SINCE MY LAST VISIT.

2212. YES. WE'RE 14

2213. ALTOGETHER NOW.

2214. BUT IT'S STILL THREE ADULTS,

2215. SO WE'RE STILL UNDER

2216. THE 5:1 RATIO.

2217. RIGHT.

2218. BUT YOU SEE, CHARLIE,

2219. IT'S A TOTALLY

2220. DIFFERENT ISSUE THIS TIME.

2221. CHARLIE, CAN I TALK

2222. TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

2223. OH, YEAH,

2224. GIVE ME A SEC—

2225. EXCUSE ME A SECOND.

2226. I'M GOING TO GO HANDLE THIS.

2227. - WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A COOKIE?

2228. - SURE. THANKS...

2229. WHAT'S GOING ON?

2230. - WHAT'S UP?

2231. - FLASH IS GONE.

2232. WHAT DO YOU MEAN,

2233. HE'S GONE? GONE WHERE?

2234. I CAN'T FIND HIM.

2235. YOU GUYS LOOKED EVERYWHERE?

2236. HE'S NOT IN THE GARAGE?

2237. - EVERYWHERE.

2238. - WHAT'RE WE GOING TO DO?

2239. IS THERE SOME KIND

2240. OF PROBLEM OUT HERE?

2241. NO. NOT AT ALL,

2242. MR. KUBITZ.

2243. WE'RE JUST HAVING

2244. A LITTLE CONVERSATION

2245. ABOUT THE—

2246. OK, BECAUSE IF IT'S—

2247. YOU KNOW—

2248. NO PROBLEM AT ALL.

2249. WHY—WHY DON'T YOU...

2250. HEY, KIDS!

2251. WHY DON'T YOU MEET

2252. OUR GOOD FRIEND, MR. KUBITZ.

2253. SAY HI.

2254. HI, MR. KUBITZ.

2255. HI, GUYS.

2256. HEY, WOULDN'T IT BE NICE

2257. IF MR. KUBITZ PLAYED

2258. WITH YOU GUYS

2259. WHILE WE HAD A LITTLE

2260. IMPORTANT CONVERSATION?

2261. MR. KUBITZ,

2262. WOULD YOU BE SO KIND?

2263. YOU THINK THAT'S

2264. A GOOD IDEA?

2265. YEAH, WE'RE HAVING

2266. A GROWN-UP CONVERSATION

2267. THE KIDS

2268. SHOULDN'T BE PRIVY TO.

2269. SO, JUST FOR A SECOND.

2270. PLEASE.

2271. OH, SURE. THAT'S DIFFERENT.

2272. I'LL LOOK IN THE BACK YARD.

2273. I'M GONNA GO UPSTAIRS.

2274. I'M GONNA CHECK THE BASEMENT!

2275. DO WE HAVE A BASEMENT?

2276. FLASH!

2277. FLASH!

2278. FLASH!

2279. FLASH!

2280. FLASH!

2281. FLASH!

2282. WE HAVE TO DO THE LAUNDRY. GOD!

2283. WHOO-HOO!

2284. FLASH!

2285. OH, MY GOD!

2286. THEY VAPORIZED HIM!

2287. ALL RIGHT, HE COULDN'T

2288. HAVE GOTTEN TOO FAR.

2289. I'M GONNA CALL THE POLICE.

2290. I'LL CALL HIS PARENTS.

2291. IF ONLY I WERE A BETAZOID,

2292. I COULD SENSE HIM.

2293. HEY, WHICH KID IS THIS?

2294. I DON'T KNOW.

2295. HEY, KID, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

2296. TONY.

2297. TONY. TONY.

2298. FLASH'S NAME IS TONY.

2299. ACTUALLY, FLASH'S NAME

2300. IS WALLY WEST—

2301. HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.

2302. HEY, TONY,

2303. HOW COME YOU'RE NOT

2304. WEARING YOUR FLASH SUIT?

2305. I DON'T WANT

2306. TO BE FLASH ANYMORE.

2307. YOU DON'T WANT TO BE FLASH?

2308. WHO DO YOU WANT TO BE?

2309. TONY.

2310. YOU WANT—

2311. DID YOU HEAR THAT?

2312. HE WANTS TO BE TONY.

2313. WANTS TO BE TONY.

2314. OH, THAT'S NICE.

2315. YOU WANT TO BE TONY.

2316. THAT'S GREAT.

2317. HEY, TONY, HAVE A COOKIE.

2318. HAVE A FRESH ONE.

2319. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

2320. OF COURSE, I LOVE YOU.

2321. I'M JUST NOT IN LOVE

2322. WITH YOU.

2323. 15 MONTHS OF THERAPY,

2324. THAT'S THE BEST YOU CAN DO?

2325. THAT IS THE DUMBEST LINE

2326. I HAVE EVER HEARD.

2327. MY MOTHER WAS RIGHT

2328. ABOUT YOU.

2329. WAIT.

2330. FOR WHAT? YOU THINK

2331. THIS IS GONNA CHANGE?

2332. YOU THINK I'M GONNA CHANGE?

2333. YOU THINK THIS IS

2334. WHAT I HAD IN MIND?

2335. BEING A 55-YEAR-OLD MAN,

2336. LIVING WITH HIS MOTHER?

2337. YOU THINK THAT'S MY IDEA

2338. OF A GOOD TIME?

2339. I LOVE

2340. PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE LOSERS.

2341. YOU KNOW, A-ACCORDING TO

2342. STATE REGULATIONS,

2343. A—A CHILD-CARE CENTER

2344. IN A FAMILY HOME

2345. IS LIMITED TO

2346. A MAXIMUM OF 12 CHILDREN.

2347. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

2348. 'CAUSE WE HAVE PLENTY OF ROOM

2349. HERE FOR THESE KIDS.

2350. CHARLIE, I DON'T

2351. MAKE THE RULES,

2352. I JUST ENFORCE THEM.

2353. YOU CAN'T HAVE

2354. MORE THAN 12 KIDS

2355. AT THIS KIND OF LOCATION.

2356. SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS

2357. IF WE WANT TO STAY

2358. IN BUSINESS,

2359. WE HAVE TO FIRE

2360. TWO KIDS.

2361. UNLESS YOU WANT TO MOVE

2362. TO A PERMANENT FACILITY

2363. SOMEWHERE ELSE, THEN YES.

2364. SO, WHO DO WE CUT LOOSE?

2365. HOW ABOUT

2366. BECCA AND JAMIE?

2367. I CAN'T DO IT.

2368. WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING.

2369. WHY DON'T WE GET

2370. A BIGGER SPACE?

2371. "SPACE... THE FINAL FRONTIER."

2372. HEY, MARVIN, I'M SERIOUS.

2373. HARRIDAN SAID WE'RE NOT REAL.

2374. LET'S GET REAL.

2375. LET'S GET A BIGGER SPACE,

2376. LET'S GET MORE KIDS,

2377. HIRE MORE PEOPLE.

2378. WE'LL GIVE THIS WOMAN

2379. A RUN FOR HER MONEY.

2380. GREAT. LET'S—

2381. LET'S GET A NEW SPACE.

2382. YEAH, FINAL FRONTIER!

2383. YOU KNOW,

2384. IF YOU DON'T STOP

2385. WITH THAT STAR TREK,

2386. I'LL PUSH YOU IN

2387. THAT STICKER BUSH. STOP!

2388. NO! I'M SAYING THAT

2389. THERE IS A SPACE AVAILABLE

2390. CALLED

2391. "THE FINAL FRONTIER."

2392. THIS USED TO BE MY HOME

2393. AWAY FROM HOME.

2394. JERRY, THE GUY

2395. WHO OWNED THIS PLACE,

2396. HE HAD THE ULTIMATE

2397. COLLECTION OF MEMORABILIA.

2398. UM, OH, YOU KNOW

2399. WHAT HE HAD?

2400. TRICORDER.

2401. THE— THAT ENSIGN RILEY WORE

2402. IN "THE DOOMSDAY MACHINE."

2403. YEAH, YEAH,

2404. I NEVER SAW THAT EPISODE.

2405. I WAS WITH HIM,

2406. NOT WATCHING ALSO.

2407. OH!

2408. NEEDS A LOT OF WORK.

2409. THAT JUST MEANS

2410. WE CAN FIX IT UP

2411. HOW WE WANT TO FIX IT UP.

2412. YEAH, BUT WE'RE GONNA NEED

2413. SOME MONEY TO DO THAT.

2414. TO MAKE MONEY,

2415. YOU GOT TO SPEND MONEY.

2416. TO SPEND MONEY,

2417. YOU GOT TO HAVE MONEY.

2418. "ROCK FOR DADDY DAY CARE.

2419. HELP US FINANCE

2420. OUR NEW PERMANENT HOME."

2421. DO YOU KNOW

2422. WHAT THIS MEANS?

2423. IT'S A CHANCE

2424. TO IMPROVE OURSELVES

2425. THROUGH A LITTLE

2426. HEALTHY COMPETITION?

2427. NO, YOU BUBBLEHEADED IDIOT.

2428. IT'S A DEATH SENTENCE.

2429. IF THEY GET THEIR HANDS

2430. ON A BIG ENOUGH SPACE,

2431. THEY'LL RUIN ME.

2432. THEY'RE SELLING FUN.

2433. I CAN'T COMPETE WITH FUN.

2434. I SHOULD'VE CRUSHED THEM

2435. IN THE BEGINNING

2436. WHEN THEY WERE WEAK.

2437. IT'LL BE HARDER NOW,

2438. BUT I HAVE NO CHOICE.

2439. I'VE GOT TO STOP THEM.

2440. HOW ARE YOU

2441. GONNA DO THAT?

2442. BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.

2443. [Surrender by Cheap Trick

2444. playing]

2445. YEAH, RIDE THE PONY.

2446. PET THE GOAT.

2447. GET A T-SHIRT MADE.

2448. SOMETHING TO EAT.

2449. ENJOY THE MUSIC!

2450. HEY, THEY'RE SHOWING

2451. LOGAN'S RUN, FRIDAY—

2452. FRIDAY NIGHT AT 8:00.

2453. IF YOU'RE NOT BUSY

2454. FRIDAY NIGHTS,

2455. MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO—

2456. OH, YEAH, SURE.

2457. GREAT.

2458. SO WE'RE TALKING, LIKE,

2459. JUST DINNER, BATH, BED?

2460. THE WORKS?

2461. WHAT?

2462. YOU WANT ME TO BABY-SIT

2463. SO YOU CAN GO TO

2464. THE MOVIE, RIGHT?

2465. MARVIN, I WANT YOU

2466. TO GO WITH ME.

2467. OH, YEAH.

2468. YEAH.

2469. OK.

2470. OK. GREAT.

2471. ALL RIGHT.

2472. HERE'S YOUR THING.

2473. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

2474. OK. THANKS. GREAT.

2475. I DON'T THINK

2476. WE SHOULD BE DOING THIS.

2477. JENNIFER, MY DEAR,

2478. IN LIFE THERE ARE WINNERS

2479. AND THERE ARE LOSERS.

2480. AND IF YOU WANT

2481. TO BE A WINNER,

2482. SOMETIMES YOU

2483. HAVE TO PLAY DIRTY.

2484. HEY!

2485. I'LL SHOW YOU.

2486. I'LL PAINT MY FACE FIRST.

2487. AND THEN

2488. YOU PAINT YOURSELF.

2489. SEE? PUT A LITTLE PAINT.

2490. AND I'M JUST GOING TO...

2491. WHAT'S WRONG?

2492. THAT'S NOT PAINT!

2493. IT'S GLUE!

2494. COULD I GET SOME MORE

2495. OF THIS DELICIOUS

2496. POTATO SALAD?

2497. IT IS SO GOOD.

2498. HAVE YOU TRIED IT?

2499. REALLY. IT IS SO GOOD.

2500. WHAT'S UP?

2501. EW, LOOK.

2502. AND THEY GOT INTO EVERYTHING

2503. EXCEPT FOR THE PIES.

2504. OK, DON'T PANIC.

2505. DON'T PANIC.

2506. WE'LL JUST SELL

2507. THE PEOPLE PIES, THAT'S ALL.

2508. OH.

2509. WOW. GOATS REALLY

2510. LOVE PIE.

2511. LEAVE THEM ON

2512. FOR TWO HOURS.

2513. YOU GOT IT.

2514. EVERYBODY JUST

2515. TAKE A DEEP BREATH

2516. AND LET'S GO BACK

2517. TO HAVING FUN.

2518. OK?

2519. H-HOW'D WE DO?

2520. WE HAVEN'T EVEN

2521. PUT A DENT IN IT.

2522. HELLO?

2523. CHARLIE, JIM FIELDS.

2524. HEY, HOW'S YOUR

2525. VACATION GOING?

2526. NO, I'M JUST PULLING

2527. YOUR LEG.

2528. LISTEN, BUDDY,

2529. ARE YOU STILL LOOKING

2530. FOR WORK?

2531. 'CAUSE I'VE GOT

2532. A JOB FOR YOU,

2533. UNLESS YOU'VE GOT

2534. OTHER OFFERS.

2535. NO, NO,

2536. IT'S REALLY INTERESTING.

2537. IT'S, UH, THAT'S INTERESTING.

2538. BUT IT'S JUST— I'VE GOT

2539. SOMETHING GOING ON RIGHT NOW.

2540. BEFORE YOU SAY NO,

2541. LET ME FAX YOU OVER

2542. THE PROPOSAL.

2543. YOU CAN TAKE A LOOK

2544. AT THE NUMBERS,

2545. YOU THINK ABOUT IT,

2546. THEN YOU GET BACK TO ME.

2547. YEAH.

2548. OK. GREAT.

2549. YOU SAY HI TO THE WIFE

2550. AND DAUGHTER... SON.

2551. MISS HARRIDAN.

2552. LET ME GUESS.

2553. YOU COULDN'T GET

2554. CHILD SERVICES TO COME BACK,

2555. SO YOU'RE DOING

2556. THE INSPECTION YOURSELF.

2557. I APOLOGIZE.

2558. I DON'T LIKE TO BE SNEAKY.

2559. STILL, RULES ARE RULES.

2560. MAY I COME IN?

2561. I HAVE A PROPOSITION FOR YOU.

2562. OH, YEAH, PLEASE DO.

2563. CAN I GET YOU SOME, UH,

2564. COFFEE OR TEA OR WATER

2565. OR EYE OF NEWT, MAYBE?

2566. WATER WOULD BE LOVELY.

2567. THANK YOU.

2568. WATER.

2569. THAT'S AN EASY ONE.

2570. YOU DON'T MIND TAP WATER,

2571. DO YOU?

2572. WE'RE OUT OF

2573. THE BOTTLED WATER.

2574. AHEM.

2575. SO, MISS HARRIDAN,

2576. WHY ARE YOU HERE?

2577. YOU SEEM SMART,

2578. TALENTED, HIGHLY AMBITIOUS.

2579. WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING

2580. RUNNING A DAY CARE CENTER?

2581. WELL, MAYBE I ENJOY

2582. RUNNING A DAY CARE CENTER.

2583. OBVIOUSLY.

2584. BUT IS THIS REALLY

2585. HOW YOU WANT

2586. TO SPEND

2587. THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?

2588. AS A BUSINESSMAN,

2589. YOU'D HAVE MONEY,

2590. POWER, RESPECT.

2591. YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO THROW

2592. THAT ALL AWAY

2593. JUST TO BABY-SIT

2594. A BUNCH OF THREE-YEAR-OLDS?

2595. YOU KNOW, I SAID

2596. I WOULD LISTEN

2597. TO YOUR PROPOSITION.

2598. I'M ALL EARS, AND I'VE GOT

2599. OTHER THINGS TO DO,

2600. SO IF YOU'D BE SO KIND—

2601. OH, ALL RIGHT.

2602. IF DADDY DAY CARE

2603. SHOULD CLOSE,

2604. FOR WHATEVER REASON,

2605. I'LL TAKE ALL YOUR CHILDREN

2606. FOR THE PRICE YOU CHARGE.

2607. TOPFLIGHT EDUCATION

2608. AT ROCK-BOTTOM PRICES.

2609. THINK ABOUT IT.

2610. NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.

2611. MMM-HMM.

2612. YOU'RE BLOWING US OFF

2613. FOR COTTONY COTTON BALLS?

2614. NO, COTTON CANDY PUFFS.

2615. APPARENTLY THE WHOLE THING

2616. WAS MY IDEA.

2617. AND THEY OFFERED

2618. TO DOUBLE MY SALARY,

2619. AND LET ME RUN

2620. THE WHOLE DIVISION.

2621. SO, YES,

2622. I AM TAKING MYSELF BACK.

2623. GO AHEAD,

2624. IF THAT'S WHAT'S IMPORTANT

2625. TO YOU. I MEAN...

2626. PHIL AND I CAN MANAGE.

2627. WE'LL JUST FIND

2628. SOMEBODY ELSE. RIGHT?

2629. UH, I—I'M GOING, TOO.

2630. THIS IS, LIKE, WORSE THAN

2631. WHEN SPOCK BETRAYED KIRK

2632. ON STAR TREK V.

2633. HEY, MARVIN,

2634. IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.

2635. WE WANT YOU

2636. TO COME BACK WITH US.

2637. AND NOT IN THE MAIL ROOM

2638. THIS TIME. WE WANT YOU

2639. TO BE PART OF OUR TEAM.

2640. WHATEVER, I DON'T WANNA

2641. BE ON THAT TEAM.

2642. I WANT TO BE ON THIS TEAM.

2643. WE THOUGHT A LOT

2644. ABOUT THIS, MAN.

2645. IT'S A GREAT OPPORTUNITY.

2646. NO, THIS RIGHT HERE

2647. IS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY.

2648. MARVIN, THIS BUSINESS—

2649. THIS IS THE ONE

2650. THAT HAS LIMITS.

2651. AND WE'VE REACHED THEM, OK?

2652. ME AND PHIL,

2653. WE GOT RESPONSIBILITIES

2654. TO THINK ABOUT.

2655. WE GOT FUTURES

2656. TO TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION.

2657. WHAT ABOUT RIGHT NOW?

2658. WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS?

2659. HEY...

2660. THESE KIDS WERE FINE

2661. BEFORE DADDY DAY CARE,

2662. AND THEY'LL BE FINE

2663. WHEN IT'S OVER.

2664. YOU TELL YOURSELF

2665. THAT, CHARLIE.

2666. I FINALLY FOUND

2667. A PLACE WHERE I FIT IN,

2668. WHERE I FEEL LIKE

2669. I'M DOING SOMETHING GOOD,

2670. AND YOU GUYS JUST...

2671. YOU JUST SPOIL IT ALL.

2672. WELL, THAT COULDN'T

2673. HAVE GONE WORSE.

2674. IF YOU THINK THAT WENT BAD,

2675. WAIT TILL WE TELL THE KIDS.

2676. CAN I GO TO WORK WITH YOU?

2677. OH, NO, YOU CAN'T GO

2678. TO WORK WITH ME,

2679. BUT YOU CAN COME

2680. VISIT ME AT WORK.

2681. AND DADDY'S GONNA BE HOME

2682. AT NIGHT AND ON THE WEEKENDS.

2683. YOU KNOW, WE CAN STILL HAVE

2684. LOTS OF FUN TOGETHER.

2685. WILL PHIL AND MARVIN

2686. STILL BE HERE?

2687. NO, I'M SORRY,

2688. LITTLE MAN.

2689. THEY'RE NOT GOING

2690. TO BE AROUND ANYMORE.

2691. IT'S JUST FOR A WHILE, RIGHT?

2692. THEN YOU'RE GOING TO COME BACK

2693. AND DO DADDY DAY CARE AGAIN.

2694. NO, THIS IS—

2695. THIS IS FROM NOW ON.

2696. DADDY DAY CARE,

2697. WE'RE NOT DOING

2698. THAT ANYMORE, BEN.

2699. LET ME EXPLAIN IT

2700. IF DADDY DOES THIS, RIGHT,

2701. I CAN GET MONEY FOR US.

2702. AND I CAN USE THAT MONEY

2703. TO TAKE CARE OF THE HOUSE

2704. AND TO BUY FOOD

2705. AND CLOTHES

2706. AND TOYS FOR YOU

2707. TO PLAY WITH.

2708. I'LL SELL ALL MY TOYS.

2709. OH, WHY YOU WANT TO SELL

2710. ALL YOUR TOYS?

2711. IF I DON'T HAVE TOYS,

2712. WE DON'T NEED MONEY,

2713. AND YOU CAN STAY WITH ME.

2714. I WISH IT WAS

2715. THAT SIMPLE, BEN.

2716. THE DEVELOPMENT DEPARTMENT

2717. WILL HAVE

2718. THE FIRST SAMPLES

2719. READY BY NEXT WEEK.

2720. OK, LET'S, UH,

2721. KICK IT AROUND.

2722. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF

2723. WHEN YOU THINK

2724. OF COTTON CANDY?

2725. CLOWNS.

2726. CHOCOLATE.

2727. CAVITIES.

2728. HYPERACTIVITY,

2729. CAVITIES, AND DENTIST BILLS.

2730. THAT'S WHAT I...

2731. HEY, LOOK,

2732. I'VE BEEN TO THE OTHER SIDE,

2733. AND I'VE SEEN FIRSTHAND.

2734. WHEN KIDS EAT

2735. THIS KINDA STUFF,

2736. THEY COME DOWN

2737. CRASHING SO HARD

2738. THEY NEED AN AIR BAG.

2739. YOU KNOW WHAT

2740. THE INGREDIENTS ARE

2741. TO THESE COTTON CANDY BALLS?

2742. PUFFS.

2743. UH, "PUFFS."

2744. I'M SORRY.

2745. YOU KNOW WHAT'S IN HERE?

2746. RED DYE NUMBER FOUR AND SUGAR.

2747. YOU KNOW WHAT, PEOPLE?

2748. CHARLIE IS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

2749. YOU CAN'T IGNORE THE REALITY.

2750. PARENTS ARE NOT

2751. GOING TO WANT

2752. TO BUY THIS PRODUCT

2753. FOR THEIR KIDS.

2754. NOT UNLESS THOSE KIDS

2755. STOMP AND SCREAM

2756. AND BANG THEIR LITTLE HEADS

2757. ON THE FLOOR

2758. TILL BLOOD COMES OUT

2759. OF THEIR EARS.

2760. HEY, CHARLIE, YOU GOT

2761. THOSE FIGURES THAT I GAVE YOU?

2762. YEAH, I GOT THEM

2763. RIGHT HERE.

2764. JUST GIVE ME A SECOND TO...

2765. WE HAD AN INDEPENDENT

2766. MARKETING FIRM

2767. DO SOME PRELIMINARY RESEARCH

2768. TO SORT OUT THE CORE VALUE

2769. OF THIS PRODUCT.

2770. THE SUBJECTS THAT WERE TESTED,

2771. AGED TWO TO SIX,

2772. WHICH ARE KEY

2773. BRANDING YEARS...

2774. CHARLIE,

2775. YOU WANT TO JOIN US?

2776. I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT,

2777. JIM. YEAH.

2778. WHY DON'T YOU TELL EVERYBODY

2779. WHAT THE CORE VALUE IS?

2780. WHAT'S THE MOST

2781. IMPORTANT THING?

2782. MY KID.

2783. HUH?

2784. MY KID, JIM,

2785. THAT'S THE MOST

2786. IMPORTANT THING. MY KID.

2787. AND I THINK I'VE MADE

2788. A TREMENDOUS MISTAKE.

2789. AND SO, UH, I QUIT.

2790. OOH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?

2791. YOU SCARED ME.

2792. HOW WAS

2793. THE MARKETING MEETING?

2794. I QUIT.

2795. - WHAT?

2796. - I QUIT.

2797. YOU QUIT?

2798. I QUIT

2799. AND I FEEL GREAT.

2800. YOU SHOULD QUIT WITH ME.

2801. I SHOULD QUIT?

2802. YOU SHOULD

2803. QUIT WITH ME RIGHT NOW.

2804. WE JUST GOT HERE.

2805. YOU WANT TO FEEL

2806. HOW I'M FEELING? QUIT.

2807. COME ON.

2808. QUIT!

2809. QUIT WITH ME.

2810. HEY, MARVIN,

2811. YOU WEREN'T GOING TO SELL

2812. THE CARROT SUIT, WERE YOU?

2813. THE KIDS LOVE THAT.

2814. THIS STUFF

2815. IS NOT FOR SALE!

2816. A LITERAL READER

2817. OF THE TEXT MIGHT SAY

2818. THAT GOLDILOCKS

2819. ATE THE "PORRIDGE"

2820. BECAUSE SHE WAS "HUNGRY."

2821. BUT WHAT WOULD FREUD SAY?

2822. LANGUAGE SKILLS ARE

2823. A CRITICAL COMPONENT

2824. OF CHILDHOOD DEVELOPMENT.

2825. THEY'RE PART OF

2826. THE CORE CURRICULUM HERE

2827. AT CHAPMAN.

2828. IF YOU'LL FOLLOW ME

2829. THIS WAY.

2830. ON THE PATH OF LIFE,

2831. THE PROPER FIRST STEPS

2832. ARE ESSENTIAL.

2833. WITH OUR FIRM GUIDANCE,

2834. YOUR CHILDREN

2835. WILL TAKE THOSE STEPS

2836. RIGHT HERE AT CHAPMAN.

2837. OUR PHILOSOPHY

2838. IS THAT A CHILD IS LIKE

2839. A CLIMBING VINE.

2840. WITH STRUCTURE TO CLING TO,

2841. AND THE RIGHT GARDENER

2842. TO TEND THEM,

2843. THEY'LL GROW TO THE SKY.

2844. THAT'S THE DUMBEST THING

2845. I EVER HEARD.

2846. WE'RE NOT TALKING

2847. ABOUT PLANTS,

2848. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT KIDS.

2849. I KNOW YOU PEOPLE DON'T WANT

2850. THIS WOMAN PRUNING

2851. AND CUTTING AND WEEDING

2852. YOUR THREE-YEAR-OLDS.

2853. SOME PEOPLE ARE UNCOMFORTABLE

2854. WITH ACHIEVEMENT.

2855. NO, WHAT

2856. I'M UNCOMFORTABLE WITH

2857. IS TREATING A LITTLE KID

2858. LIKE IT'S AN ADULT.

2859. IF YOU PEOPLE

2860. LET YOUR KIDS COME HERE,

2861. THEY'RE GONNA BE MISERABLE

2862. IN FOUR DIFFERENT LANGUAGES.

2863. FIVE.

2864. WE START PORTUGUESE

2865. IN THE FALL.

2866. HOW MANY LANGUAGES

2867. DO YOU LISTEN TO THEM IN?

2868. YOU EVER JUST TAKE

2869. A BREAK AND STOP TRYING

2870. TO SHOVE KNOWLEDGE

2871. DOWN THEIR THROAT

2872. AND JUST TALK TO THEM?

2873. LISTEN TO 'EM AND SEE

2874. WHAT THEY WANT.

2875. THEY'RE CHILDREN,

2876. THEY DON'T KNOW

2877. WHAT THEY WANT.

2878. YES, THEY DO KNOW

2879. WHAT THEY WANT.

2880. ALL OF THEM.

2881. AND THEY'RE ALL DIFFERENT.

2882. WE TOOK SOME TIME,

2883. WE TALKED TO THE KIDS,

2884. GOT TO KNOW THEM A LITTLE BIT.

2885. AND IT MADE A DIFFERENCE.

2886. IT HELPED THEM.

2887. OH, PLEASE.

2888. SHARE YOUR SUCCESS.

2889. WHY DON'T YOU TELL

2890. THESE PEOPLE EXACTLY

2891. HOW YOU HELP THEIR CHILDREN?

2892. MAX.

2893. MAX OVER HERE IS

2894. POTTY-TRAINED NOW, OK?

2895. I DON'T MISS.

2896. THAT'S RIGHT.

2897. AND BECCA LEARNED HOW TO READ.

2898. YES, I DID.

2899. AND CRISPIN.

2900. CRISPIN IS THE MOST POLITE KID

2901. YOU'D EVER WANT TO MEET.

2902. THANK YOU, CHARLIE.

2903. YOU ARE MOST WELCOME, CRISPIN.

2904. AND I MADE FRIENDS.

2905. THAT'S RIGHT, LITTLE MAN,

2906. YOU MADE SOME FRIENDS.

2907. AS OF THIS MOMENT,

2908. DADDY DAY CARE

2909. IS BACK IN BUSINESS.

2910. DON'T BE A FOOL.

2911. YOU WON'T MAKE A NICKEL.

2912. YEAH, WE MIGHT NOT GET RICH,

2913. BUT WE'LL MANAGE.

2914. EXCUSE ME.

2915. ALL RIGHT, HUH?

2916. HOW ABOUT THAT?

2917. HEY, ALL RIGHT.

2918. DADDY.

2919. HEY LISTEN,

2920. ANY BOOB CAN RUN

2921. A CHILD-CARE CENTER.

2922. IT TAKES A FAMILY

2923. TO RAISE SOME CHILDREN.

2924. THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO BE

2925. FROM NOW ON, A FAMILY.

2926. FAMILY?

2927. WHAT A LAUGHABLE CONCEPT!

2928. WELL, WE'LL GOING TO

2929. JUST LAUGH OUR WAY

2930. DOWN THE DRIVEWAY.

2931. YOU HAVE A PLEASANT DAY

2932. BYE, MISS HARRIDAN.

2933. BYE, MISS HARRIDAN.

2934. BYE, MISS HARRIDAN.

2935. COME ON! LET'S GO!

2936. GET IN THERE! COME ON!

2937. LET'S GO! COME ON!

2938. COME ON! HOLD UP!

2939. OK, EVERYBODY'S

2940. HOLDING HANDS, RIGHT?

2941. YEAH, RIGHT.

2942. LET'S GO.

2943. "DADDY DAY CARE."

2944. JENNIFER, HOW COULD YOU?

2945. IT'S A REALLY

2946. GREAT PLACE TO WORK.

2947. YOU SHOULD APPLY THERE.

2948. OR NOT.

2949. HAVE A NICE DAY,

2950. MISS HARRIDAN.

2951. THAT'S NICE.

2952. OH! OH! OH!

2953. HELP!

2954. HELP! STUCK!

2955. ALL RIGHT, HERE I COME.

2956. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

2957. HELP! HELP! HELP!

2958. I'M STUCK!

2959. LOSER, LOSER.

2960. LOSER.

2961. OH! HEY, LITTLE MAN.

2962. I'D SAY THIS

2963. WASN'T A BAD TRADEOFF.

2964. YEAH, DAD.

2965. AND, ACTION.

2966. WE CAN SPEND...

2967. YOU KNOW, WE CAN'T SPEND

2968. MONEY WITHOUT HAVING IT.

2969. HOLD ON ONE SECOND.

2970. WHAT, ARE YOU

2971. BEING BEAMED UP?

2972. IT'S CAPTAIN KIRK.

2973. IT IS!

2974. ACTION.

2975. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU

2976. DOING TO ME?

2977. PUDDING ON MY HAND.

2978. OK, WAIT A MINUTE.

2979. TAKE YOU FOR INSTANCE,

2980. I WOULD NEVER PUSH YOU

2981. IN A STICKER BUSH.

2982. YOU COULDN'T PUSH ME.

2983. NO, I'D USE

2984. A SHOVEL ON YOU.

2985. BUSY.

2986. SOME OTHER KIDS AROUND HERE

2987. HANGING OUT WITH YOU.

2988. HOW THAT SOUND?

2989. WHOA! SEE, YOU GOING TO

2990. HAVE TO WORK ON IT.

2991. MAZEL TOV.

2992. REMEMBER WHEN

2993. YOU BROKE MY YO-YO?

2994. I BROKE—

2995. AND YOU—AND YOU NEVER

2996. GAVE ME A NEW ONE.

2997. THAT'S WHY

2998. YOU SENT ME TO BED.

2999. WOW, YOU'VE BEEN WRITING.

3000. NO, I CAN'T—

3001. I CAN'T EVEN WRITE

3002. MY LETTERS.

3003. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

3004. YOU'RE KILLING ME.

3005. YOU'RE REALLY KILLING ME.

3006. JOE FRAZIER'S

3007. SMOKIN' SKILLETS!

3008. THESE SKILLETS WERE MADE

3009. IN THE CITY OF BROTHERLY LOVE.

3010. THAT'S GOOD—

3011. THAT'S A GOOD THING.

3012. OK, EDDIE.

3013. THEY GAVE YOU

3014. A LITTLE TOO MUCH DIRECTION,

3015. DIDN'T THEY?

3016. OK, STOP BEFORE

3017. YOU PEE ON YOURSELF.

3018. WHAT IS MY LINE?

3019. "I'LL SELL

3020. ALL MY TOYS."

3021. I'LL SELL ALL MY TOYS.

3022. I'LL SAY MY OTHER

3023. LINE OVER AGAIN,

3024. BECAUSE I MESSED IT UP.

3025. SO LET ME SAY IT AGAIN.

3026. I SAY, "YOU—"

3027. ACTION!

3028. OK, THANK YOU.

3029. LET IT GO FOR A SECOND. THERE.

3030. THANK YOU.

3031. THAT'S WHY I KNOW

3032. WE HAVEN'T BEEN

3033. TO THE MOON.

3034. MISS HARRIDAN SAYS

3035. IT'S PREPARING ME

3036. FOR MY FUTURE.

3037. YOU HUNGRY?

3038. YEAH.

3039. WHAT DO YOU

3040. FEEL LIKE EATING?

3041. I WANT A PEANUT BUTTER

3042. AND JELLY SANDWICH.

3043. PEANUT BUTTER

3044. AND JELLY SANDWICH.

3045. - I DON'T KNOW.

3046. - AFTER THIS SCENE.

3047. - IF I GIVE YOU—

3048. WHAT'S SO FUNNY?