Daddy Day Care (2003)

1. [Walking on Sunshine by

2. Katrina and the Waves playing]

3. GOOD MORNING, DADDY.

4. HEY, HEY. BEN,

5. HOW YOU DOING, MAN?

6. OH!

7. OH, GOD.

8. OH! DADDY'S GOT

9. TO GET READY FOR WORK.

10. CAN'T YOU STAY HOME?

11. NO. I GOT A BIG DAY

12. AT WORK TODAY. REAL BIG DAY.

13. KIM.

14. WHERE'S MY CELL PHONE?

15. IT'S WITH MY CRAYONS.

16. IT'S NOT SUPPOSED

17. TO BE WITH THE CRAYONS.

18. THERE YOU GO, SWEETIE.

19. OK, NOW, WHERE'S MY BEEPER?

20. HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY BEEPER?

21. OH, HERE IT IS.

22. RIGHT BY THE GRAPE JUICE.

23. I WONDER HOW IT GOT THERE.

24. THAT I'VE BEEN WORKING

25. ALL NIGHT ON?

26. I'VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT

27. AND NOW THEY'RE—

28. NOW THEY'RE ALL STICKY.

29. SORRY, BABY.

30. YEAH.

31. - SORRY.

32. - YEAH.

33. - BYE-BYE.

34. - YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

35. OH, OH, DON'T FORGET

36. ABOUT THE ORIENTATION TODAY.

37. THE WHAT?

38. CHAPMAN ACADEMY?

39. THE PRESCHOOL?

40. OH, OK.

41. YEAH, YEAH, RIGHT. OK.

42. WE COULD RESCHEDULE THAT?

43. OH, YOU KNOW, MAYBE

44. WE SHOULDN'T RESCHEDULE THAT.

45. AND BE RESPONSIBLE PARENTS.

46. DON'T WORRY.

47. DON'T BE LATE.

48. I WILL NOT BE LATE.

49. PROMISE?

50. I WON'T BE LATE.

51. OK, SEE YOU LATER.

52. HEY, DID HE PROMISE?

53. HE SURE DID.

54. HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

55. - YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.

56. - WHAT?

57. MR. BROCCOLI'S A NO-SHOW.

58. ON A POTATO CHIP COMMERCIAL.

59. ARE KILLIN' US!

60. - YEAH, I KNOW.

61. - MARVIN!

62. - YEAH?

63. MARVIN.

64. THE GUY WHO SMELLS THE MAIL?

65. LOOK, WE NEED A GUY

66. TO WEAR A BROCCOLI SUIT,

67. NOT A NORMAL PERSON.

68. MARVIN, MY MAN!

69. MY FRIEND, MARVIN.

70. HEY, MAN, WHAT'S GOIN' ON TODAY?

71. LISTEN, I NEED A LITTLE FAVOR.

72. WE'RE HAVING A LITTLE

73. FOCUS GROUP IN HERE,

74. AND THE GUY WHO'S SUPPOSED

75. TO WEAR BROCCOLI SUIT, LEFT.

76. I WAS WONDERING IF YOU'D PUT

77. THE SUIT ON AND COVER FOR US?

78. NO.

79. OH, I CAN'T DO THE BROCCOLI

80. BECAUSE IT'S JUST NOT ME. SORRY.

81. HEY, CAN I BE

82. THE CARROT, THOUGH?

83. YEAH, YEAH,

84. YOU COULD BE THE CARROT.

85. - LET HIM TRY YOUR CARROT ON.

86. - NO.

87. - YEAH, YOU GO BE THE BROCCOLI.

88. - NO, I DON'T WANT TO BE A BUSH.

89. IT'S NOT A BUSH,

90. IT'S A STALK OF BROCCOLI.

91. IT'S A STRONG STALK OF BROCCOLI.

92. - YEAH, I'M PRETTY STRONG.

93. - YEAH, YOU CAN MAKE THAT WORK.

94. AND SWITCH THIS SUIT ON,

95. AND GET THE BROCCOLI.

96. - TRUST ME ON THIS THING.

97. - OK, LET'S GO.

98. [The Message by

99. Grandmaster Flash

100. and the Furious Five playing]

101. NO, I DON'T WANT TO.

102. HELLO, BOYS AND GIRLS!

103. ZOWIE! DO WE HAVE

104. A SPECIAL TREAT FOR YOU TODAY?

105. HEY! WE HAVE

106. A BRAND-NEW CEREAL!

107. YOU'RE THE FIRST KID...

108. HELP! UGH!

109. IT'S SUPER YUMMY.

110. AND LOADED...

111. LITTLE HELP HERE, AHHH!

112. THAT'S GOOD FOR YOU.

113. WHAT WE CALL IT?

114. VEGGIE-O's!

115. THIS CEREAL SUCKS!

116. THEY'RE TURNING ON US.

117. GIVE IT A CHANCE.

118. LET IT GET IN THEIR MOUTH.

119. THEY GOT TO TASTE IT.

120. NO, NO.

121. TAKE THAT!

122. HELP ME, CHARLIE!

123. NOT IN THE FACE!

124. SAVE YOURSELF, CARROT!

125. CALL SECURITY NOW. OH, SH—

126. HEY, OH, HEY, STOP THAT!

127. I GUESS WE BETTER GO IN, POOCH.

128. A LITTLE LATER.

129. COME HERE,

130. LET ME SEE YOU.

131. HEY!

132. I AM SO SORRY, BABY.

133. I AM SORRY.

134. THINGS GOT CRAZY AT WORK.

135. - HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN?

136. - HEY.

137. LOOK AT THIS PLACE.

138. FOR PRESCHOOLERS.

139. LET'S JUST HURRY UP,

140. SO WE WON'T BE LATE

141. FOR THE ORIENTATION.

142. HEY, WHAT'S

143. THE ORIENTATION ABOUT?

144. IT'S A PRESCHOOL,

145. THEY'RE GONNA BE PLAYING

146. WITH BLOCKS, RIGHT?

147. YEAH.

148. UNBELIEVABLE.

149. HERE AT CHAPMAN.

150. THEY'RE PART

151. OF OUR CORE CURRICULUM.

152. YOU MUST BE CHARLES.

153. OH, PLEASE CALL ME CHARLIE.

154. NICE TO MEET YOU.

155. HOW DO YOU DO?

156. - THIS IS MY WIFE, KIM.

157. - HI.

158. KIMBERLY. I'M MISS HARRIDAN,

159. THE HEADMISTRESS.

160. AND THIS IS BEN.

161. WELL, HOW DO YOU DO,

162. BENJAMIN?

163. OH, COME ON,

164. LITTLE MAN.

165. IT'S A PLEASURE

166. TO MEET YOU.

167. SHALL WE BEGIN?

168. LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE OUTFITS.

169. I LIKE THAT.

170. THEY'RE CUTE.

171. THE SENSE OF STRUCTURE.

172. OH, YES,

173. STRUCTURE'S GOOD.

174. IS LIKE A CLIMBING VINE.

175. WITH STRUCTURE TO CLING TO,

176. TO TEND THEM,

177. THEY'LL GROW TO THE SKY.

178. - SORRY.

179. SO, MRS. HINTON,

180. YOU'RE RETURNING TO WORK?

181. LAWYER,

182. I BELIEVE YOUR FILE SAID.

183. UH, YEAH, ACTUALLY,

184. I HAVEN'T PRACTICED YET.

185. WHEN I FINISHED LAW SCHOOL.

186. ABOUT LEAVING HIM.

187. OH, ALL MOTHERS ARE.

188. BUT YOU NEEDN'T WORRY.

189. ARE IN VERY GOOD HANDS.

190. - TURN THE DARN PHONE OFF.

191. - IT'S OFF, IT'S OFF.

192. AND ATTACK!

193. NOW MARK YOUR BOOKS,

194. NUMBER FIVE.

195. AS FROG IS TO...

196. ARE THEY DOING S.A.T. PREP?

197. IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY

198. TO START.

199. NEST.

200. THAT'S RIGHT. NEST.

201. YOUR CELL PHONE OFF.

202. IT'S NOT MY CELL PHONE,

203. IT'S MY TWO-WAY.

204. OH, NO. THIS IS BAD.

205. GO AHEAD.

206. OK. THANK YOU, BABY.

207. UM,

208. I AM TERRIBLY SORRY.

209. I HAVE AN EMERGENCY AT WORK,

210. AND I GOTTA GET GOING.

211. - I UNDERSTAND.

212. - YEAH, I'M SORRY.

213. HEY, LITTLE MAN.

214. DADDY'S GOT TO GET GOING,

215. BUT I'M GONNA SEE YOU

216. LATER ON, OK?

217. THE ROCKET SHIP?

218. YEAH, COME,

219. LET'S DO THE ROCKET SHIP.

220. SORRY ABOUT ALL THE NOISE.

221. HERE YOU GO.

222. GO TO MOMMY.

223. I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

224. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.

225. I'M SO SORRY. HE'S TRYING OUT

226. A NEW PRODUCT AT WORK.

227. HMM, WELL,

228. NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE.

229. A FINE EXAMPLE.

230. OH, JENNY.

231. JUST IN TIME.

232. HERE'S A COPY

233. FINANCIAL OBLIGATIONS.

234. PER YEAR?

235. PER MONTH.

236. YOU KNOW, BEN IS STARTING

237. PRESCHOOL TODAY.

238. OH, YEAH, WHERE AT?

239. OVER AT THAT CHAPMAN ACADEMY.

240. AH, THE MARINE CORPS

241. OF DAY CARE.

242. MAX GOES THERE.

243. REALLY? WHAT DO YOU

244. THINK OF THAT PLACE?

245. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU GOT

246. MUCH CHOICE.

247. AND HER MERRY FEMBOTS,

248. WHO LIKE ACCIDENTS.

249. FELLOWS, FELLOWS,

250. FOR CHOCOLATEY CHOCOLATE BALLS.

251. THROUGH THE ROOF!

252. THAT'S A BIG SURPRISE.

253. YOU HEAR THAT, PHIL?

254. KIDS LIKE CHOCOLATE.

255. ICE CREAM, TOO.

256. OK, SORRY, I FORGOT I WAS

257. FROM THE NATURAL FOOD DIVISION.

258. NOW, WHAT WAS THAT STINKER

259. YOU GUYS GOT SADDLED WITH?

260. IT'S NOT A STINKER.

261. IT'S CALLED VEGGIE-O's,

262. AND IT'S THE CEREAL

263. OF THE FUTURE.

264. RIGHT, VEGGIE-BLOWS.

265. KILLING THAT.

266. JERRY! YO, JERRY!

267. THE CHOCOLATEY CHOCOLATE BALLS?

268. THROUGH THE ROOF, BABY!

269. WHAT DOES HE MEAN,

270. "KILLING THAT"?2

271. WHY YOU LISTENING TO BRUCE?

272. NOTHING'S BEING KILLED.

273. YOU KNOW THIS GUY'S A CLOWN.

274. IF SOMETHING WAS GOING DOWN,

275. WE WOULD KNOW ABOUT IT.

276. WE'RE KILLIN' IT.

277. HEY, COME ON, JIM.

278. WE HAD ONE BAD TEST.

279. AND IT'S A HARD NUT TO CRACK.

280. CEREAL TO KIDS, MAN.

281. COTTON CANDY. THAT'S—

282. THAT'S NOT BAD.

283. HEY, GUYS, LOOK.

284. I'M SORRY, BUT IT WAS A DOG.

285. KIDS JUST DON'T WANT

286. FOR BREAKFAST.

287. WHO KNEW?

288. IT'S EXACTLY WHAT I TOLD

289. ON THIS PROJECT.

290. YOU DID?

291. WELL, IT'S NOT

292. JUST VEGGIE-O's.

293. WE—WE'RE SHUTTING DOWN

294. THE WHOLE HEALTH DIVISION.

295. THAT'S LIKE 300 PEOPLE.

296. YES, IT'S JUST NOT A BUSINESS

297. WE WANT TO BE IN.

298. SO, WHERE ARE WE

299. BEING REASSIGNED?

300. SO, POOCH, HOW WAS YOUR

301. FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL?

302. OK.

303. JUST OK?

304. I DON'T KNOW ANYBODY THERE.

305. OH, WELL, GIVE IT SOME TIME.

306. YOU'LL MAKE SOME FRIENDS.

307. HOW ABOUT YOU, BABY?

308. HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

309. I LOST MY J-O-B.

310. YOU LOST YOUR J-O-B?

311. I GOT F-I-R-E-D.

312. ME AND 300 OTHER PEOPLE.

313. THEY CANNOT DO THAT!

314. WHAT ABOUT JIM FIELDS?

315. CAN'T HE DO SOMETHIN'?

316. THAT PULLED THE TRIGGER.

317. NOW HE'S NOT GONNA BE

318. INCLINED TO DO ANYTHING,

319. 'CAUSE WHEN I FOUND OUT

320. IT WAS HIM,

321. - CHARLIE!

322. H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P.

323. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THIS.

324. I'M A GUY IN DEMAND,

325. AND I'LL HAVE

326. A NEW JOB IN A WEEK.2

327. A WEEK.

328. HEY, WHAT IF WE USE

329. THE EMERGENCY FUND?

330. WE CAN'T.

331. ON THE CAR PAYMENT.

332. OK.

333. THERE'S NO WAY AROUND IT.

334. OUT OF CHAPMAN,

335. IT'S JUST TOO

336. MUCH MONEY. LOOK.

337. FOR CHILD-CARE?

338. STAY HOME WITH HIM?

339. NO, I'M NOT GONNA

340. STAY HOME WITH HIM.

341. LOOK, WE JUST GOTTA FIND

342. SOMETHING MORE AFFORDABLE,

343. THAT'S ALL.

344. THIS IS THE RIGHT ADDRESS.

345. YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.

346. HEY, WE CAN AT LEAST

347. CHECK IT OUT, YOU KNOW.

348. BEN IS NOT GOIN' HERE.

349. LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING.

350. LET ME JUST GO TAKE A LOOK.

351. LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING?

352. WE'RE IN A TRAILER PARK!

353. YES?

354. I MIGHT HAVE MADE A MISTAKE,

355. I'M LOOKING FOR THE PRESCHOOL.

356. OH-HO, YES, IT IS.

357. WELCOME TO THE...

358. SORRY.

359. THE TOUCH OF EDEN PRESCHOOL.

360. CAN I HELP YOU?

361. OH, UH, NO, THANK YOU.

362. THE RIGHT ADDRESS, HERE?

363. I THINK SO.

364. HI!

365. HELLO.

366. RIGHT AROUND HERE.

367. GO AHEAD.

368. AFTER YOU, MA'AM.

369. OK.

370. WHERE'D YOU GET

371. THE ADDRESS OF THIS PLACE?

372. NO, YOU PICKED

373. THIS PLACE.

374. THIS TO SOMEBODY.

375. ALL RIGHT,

376. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

377. SEE, I KNEW THERE HAD TO BE

378. ONE DECENT PLACE IN TOWN.

379. - YEAH. IT LOOKS ALL RIGHT.

380. - YEAH.

381. THIS IS THE POLICE.

382. WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED.

383. - OH SHIT! GO!

384. ALL RIGHT, CHARLIE.

385. GIVE UP THE KEYS.

386. I DON'T KNOW

387. WHERE THE KEYS ARE.

388. D-DON'T EVEN TRY IT.

389. I DON'T KNOW WHERE

390. THE KEYS TO THE BENZ ARE.

391. WHY DON'T YOU DRIVE

392. THE MINIVAN?

393. NO. WE ALREADY TALKED

394. ABOUT THIS LAST NIGHT.

395. YOU'RE STAYING HOME WITH BEN.

396. I'M DRIVING THE MERCEDES.

397. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE ME

398. IN THE DUMB MINIVAN ALL DAY.

399. IS THE TOP DOWN?

400. HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, KIM?

401. JUST BE CAREFUL.

402. DON'T JUST PARK IT ANYPLACE.

403. IN AND OUT OF THE CAR.

404. DON'T GET ANY DINGS

405. IN THE DOOR, YOU KNOW.

406. COME HERE.

407. THE GOOD GAS IN THERE.

408. 'CAUSE IF YOU PUT IN

409. THE CHEAP STUFF,

410. IT'S GONNA MAKE

411. THE ENGINE START KNOCKING,

412. AND I DON'T WANT THAT.

413. AND YOU DON'T LEAVE MILK

414. WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP.

415. THE CAR SEAT.

416. DON'T PARK IN THE SUN

417. OR THE SEATS WILL GET TOO HOT.

418. OH, AND NO JUICE UNLESS

419. IT'S IN A SIPPY CUP.

420. BYE, BABY.

421. HEY, CAN YOU GIVE A CALL,

422. YOU'LL BE BACK?

423. BECAUSE WE'LL BE HERE WAITING,

424. JUST THE TWO OF US.

425. BYE, MOMMY.

426. NOT TOO FAST!

427. SEE YOU LATER.

428. WHEN'S MOMMY COMING BACK?

429. SHE'LL BE BACK

430. AROUND DINNERTIME, MOMMY.

431. IS DINNERTIME SOON?

432. NO, BUT DON'T YOU WORRY.

433. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE

434. A LOT OF FUN.

435. TO HAVE FUN.

436. WOW. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING,

437. IN THE DRIVEWAY?

438. YOUR FATHER DOWN LIKE THAT?

439. I'M SORRY.

440. - OK, THAT'S BETTER.

441. 'CAUSE YOU BROKE ME

442. DOWN SMOOTH JUST NOW.

443. - I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.

444. - OK, YOU MADE MY EYES WELL UP.

445. - OK.

446. - LOOK AT MY EYES.

447. - I SEE YOUR EYE TWITCHING.

448. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE FUN!

449. - YES!

450. HOW TO CHANGE A DIAPER?

451. YEAH, BUT—

452. WAIT A MINUTE, I THOUGHT

453. MAX WAS POTTY-TRAINED.

454. - BELIEVE ME, SO DID I.

455. DON'T DO THAT TO ME!

456. WHAT ARE YOU...

457. HE'S THROWING THINGS AT ME,

458. AND IT SMELLS.

459. I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP!

460. ARE YOU POTTY-TRAINED?

461. YES.

462. YOU GOT TO GO STINKY?

463. YES.

464. THEN, GO ON.

465. GO STINKY, THEN.

466. THAT YOU'RE

467. A WORTHLESS FAILURE?

468. WE ARE WORTHLESS FAILURES.

469. HEY, GUYS.

470. - HEY, PEGGY. HOW YOU DOING?

471. - GOOD.

472. WHAT'S GOING ON, NICKY?

473. YEAH, HE CAN BE A LITTLE HARD

474. TO UNDERSTAND SOMETIMES.

475. YEAH HONEY, GO PLAY.

476. HAVE A GOOD TIME, HAVE FUN.

477. AND LISTEN, STAY AWAY

478. FROM THAT CAT POOP, OK?

479. HIJA? WHAT IS THAT?

480. WHAT'D HE JUST SAY?

481. OH, MY GOD,

482. I HAVEN'T A CLUE.

483. THE DOCTOR SAYS IT'S JUST

484. A PHASE HE'S GOING THROUGH,

485. BUT... WELL, IT KEPT HIM

486. OUT OF CHAPMAN.

487. JERKS.

488. MAX! MAX!

489. PUT THAT MOUSE DOWN!

490. GIVE IT TO ME!

491. OH, WHAT ARE YOU...

492. YOU KNOW SOMETHING, CHARLIE,

493. I THINK IT'S GREAT,

494. YOU GUYS BEING FULL-TIME DADS.

495. YEAH. YEAH,

496. WE'RE REAL GIANTS AMONG MEN.

497. SERIOUSLY. YOU ARE.

498. YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF YOURSELF.

499. MOST GUYS I KNOW,

500. DON'T EVEN KNOW

501. WHO THEIR KIDS ARE.

502. SO JOE STILL HASN'T

503. FOUND ANYTHING?

504. NO, AND HE'S DRIVING ME CRAZY.

505. I'M THINKING I SHOULD

506. GO BACK TO WORK,

507. GOING TO DO WITH NICKY?

508. DEAD MOUSE.

509. DEAD MOUSE.

510. THERE'S NO GOOD ALTERNATIVE

511. TO THAT CHAPMAN JOINT.

512. DEAD MOUSE, DEAD MOUSE,

513. DEAD MOUSE.

514. I TELL YOU SOMETHIN',

515. AROUND HERE,

516. THEY'D MAKE A KILLING.

517. NICKY, WHAT DID I SAY

518. ABOUT THE CAT POOP?

519. WHAT?

520. A DAY CARE CENTER?

521. YOU AND ME?

522. YES, PHIL, THIS IS

523. A COMPLETELY UNDERSERVED MARKET.

524. ON THIS WHOLE SUBURB.

525. IS JUST COME IN,

526. AS THE VALUE ALTERNATIVE,

527. AND WE'LL CLEAN UP!

528. YOU THINK I'D BE GOOD

529. AT TAKING CARE OF KIDS?

530. ABSOLUTELY.

531. EXCUSE ME?

532. ARE THESE YOUR KIDS?

533. NO.

534. YOU BROKE MY YO-YO?

535. I DID NOT BREAK YOUR YO-YO.

536. YES, YOU DID.

537. I DID NOT BREAK YOUR YO-YO.

538. YOUR YO-YO WAS BROKE.

539. YOU'RE KILLIN' ME.

540. YOU'RE REALLY KILLIN' ME.

541. HEY! I'M HOME!

542. OOH!

543. YOU SAID LET'S DO

544. THIS TOGETHER.

545. NO, DADDY!

546. - AND NOW YOU'RE SAYING

547. - WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

548. A DAY CARE CENTER.

549. IN OUR HOUSE?

550. YES, PHIL'S APARTMENT'S

551. TOO SMALL.

552. IT'S ONLY A TWO-BEDROOM PLACE.

553. CHARLIE, THIS IS CRAZY

554. ON LIKE 10 DIFFERENT LEVELS.

555. ABOUT RUNNING A DAY CARE?

556. THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

557. THE OTHER DAY.

558. IT COULDN'T BE

559. ANY MORE SIMPLE.

560. DADDY.

561. OK, WHAT YOU WANT?

562. THE ROCKET SHIP?

563. OK, THAT'S WHAT

564. YOU WANTED, RIGHT?

565. MILK.

566. OH, YOU WANTED MILK?

567. I'M SORRY. HE WANTED MILK.

568. YEAH, 'CAUSE

569. WHEN HE'S FLYING AROUND

570. FOR STRONG BONES,

571. IN CASE YOU CRASH, RIGHT?

572. WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER.

573. WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THIS?

574. I THINK WE'RE TALKING ABOUT

575. OTHER PEOPLE'S CHILDREN, HERE.

576. RESPONSIBILITY THAT IS?

577. I'LL BE JUST AS CAREFUL

578. - AS I AM WITH BEN.

579. OH, HEY, MAN, DON'T BE RUBBING

580. YOUR HEAD INTO STUFF.

581. WATCH WHERE YOU'RE WALKING.

582. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

583. WHEN YOU GET A REAL JOB?

584. YOU'RE JUST GONNA LEAVE

585. THE PARENTS HANGING?

586. HEY, WE'LL CROSS THAT BRIDGE

587. WHEN WE GET TO IT.

588. LOOK, THIS IS NOT GONNA BE

589. PERMANENT. ALL RIGHT?

590. WE'RE NOT GONNA

591. GET RICH FROM THIS,

592. OUT OF BANKRUPTCY.

593. I DON'T KNOW, CHARLIE.

594. COME ON, LOOK, KIM.

595. I CAN'T JUST

596. SIT AROUND HERE ALL DAY.

597. I GOT TO TRY TO DO SOMETHIN'.

598. COME ON. I NEED THIS.

599. HANDING OUT THOSE FLIERS.

600. ALL RIGHT.

601. - ME, TOO.

602. OK, YOU WANT ME

603. TO GIVE YOU A HUG?

604. HERE'S A BIG HUG. GROUP HUG.

605. [I Want You Back

606. by The Jackson 5 playing]

607. EXCUSE ME.

608. WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE...

609. HERE YOU GO,

610. DADDY DAY CARE.

611. HEY, LITTLE KARATE GUY.

612. DADDY DAY CARE, KARATE GIRL.

613. HELLO! DADDY DAY CARE.

614. - HELLO, HOW ARE YOU?

615. - HIYA!

616. GOD!

617. HERE YOU GO.

618. IF YOU GET A CHANCE...

619. - HI.

620. - HI.

621. WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE,

622. HAVE A LOOK AT THAT. THANK YOU.

623. IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE,

624. WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE...

625. "WARM, NURTURING,

626. AT AFFORDABLE PRICES."

627. HMM.

628. YOU KNOW,

629. THE "EXPERIENCED" PART IS WHAT

630. I HAVE TO TAKE ISSUE WITH.

631. I GIVE IT THREE DAYS.

632. SO, YOU TWO GUYS

633. ARE RUNNING A DAY CARE CENTER?

634. YOU'RE SIGNING UP PEOPLE

635. ON THE FRONT LAWN?

636. WOW, THAT'S...

637. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

638. COME ON, PAUL.

639. HEY! HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

640. DON'T YOU BELIEVE IN EQUALITY

641. AMONGST THE SEXES?

642. CAN'T MEN DO EVERYTHING

643. WOMEN CAN DO?

644. NO, NO, WE CAN'T.

645. IT'S UNNATURAL.

646. A LITTLE BIT EEKY.

647. YOU'RE GUYS?

648. DADDY DAY CARE MEANT?

649. I THOUGHT MAYBE ONE GUY.

650. NOT NOTHING BUT GUYS.

651. IT WAS A CLEVER NAME.

652. IS THIS THE DAY CARE PLACE?

653. - THEY'RE GUYS. THEY'RE ALL GUYS.

654. - THEY'RE WHAT?

655. EXCUSE ME. LISTEN.

656. WE ARE TWO LOVING,

657. CARING PARENTS,

658. AND WE RUN A DAY CARE CENTER.

659. IS WHAT YOU ARE!

660. DON'T BE— HEY, MISS, HEY,

661. HOW ABOUT A FREE TRIAL OFFER?

662. SICKOS!

663. UH-OH. DEAR, DEAR.

664. COME ON!

665. HI, PEGGY! HI, NICKY.

666. HOW YOU DOIN'?

667. HI! NICKY IS SO EXCITED

668. FOR HIS BIG DAY.

669. NICKY, HOW OLD ARE YOU, HON?

670. OH, YEAH, FIVE.

671. OK, I GOT IT.

672. WAIT. YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE NICKY

673. HERE WITH THESE GUYS?

674. YEAH. OH, COME ON,

675. BEING GUYS?

676. WHAT ARE YOU,

677. FROM THE DARK AGES?

678. AREN'T YOU FOR ALL THAT

679. AND ALL THAT JAZZ?

680. PEGGY, COME ON.

681. OF COURSE WE ARE.

682. OK. SO CAN'T WOMEN DO

683. AND MEN DO

684. WHAT WOMEN DO?

685. THESE GUYS CAN DO THE JOB.

686. WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA

687. VOUCH FOR THESE TWO?

688. YEAH, I'LL VOUCH FOR 'EM.

689. I'LL VOUCH FOR THESE GUYS.

690. YEAH, YEAH.

691. OK, OK, OK. JUST—

692. I'LL TRY IT.

693. YOU'RE GONNA DO IT?

694. THEY'LL HAVE

695. A GREAT TIME.

696. - OK.

697. - RIGHT, KIDS?

698. YOU'RE A REAL LIFESAVER.

699. YOU KNOW WHAT,

700. YOU SCREW THIS UP,

701. I'M GONNA

702. KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS.

703. HERE, NOW,

704. GO TO PHIL.

705. NO, I DON'T WANNA GO.

706. - COME ON. LET GO.

707. - I DON'T WANNA GO!

708. HE'S GOT A LITTLE BIT

709. OF SEPARATION ANXIETY.

710. OH, DYLAN!

711. DON'T WANT...

712. - I JUST STOPPED BREASTFEEDING.

713. I'D FREAK OUT, TOO.

714. IF YOU COULD JUST GRAB A LEG.

715. I DON'T WANNA GO.

716. ALL RIGHT.

717. HERE WE GO.

718. COME ON.

719. - HERE WE GO.

720. - COME ON, DYLAN.

721. - ALL RIGHT.

722. - I DON'T WANNA GO.

723. OK. OK.

724. OW! LET—

725. COME ON. LET GO OF MOM!

726. I DON'T WANNA GO.

727. LET GO, WOW.

728. THANK YOU. OH, MAN.

729. NO LACTOSE, NO PEANUTS,

730. NO SHELLFISH.

731. IN FRUCTOSE.

732. OR DEXTROSE.

733. OR MALTODEXTROSE.

734. NUMBER SIX.

735. OR NUMBER FOUR.

736. NUMBER TWO.

737. WILL YOU SAY "MALTODEXTROSE"

738. FOR ME AGAIN? SO CUTE.

739. MALTODEXTROSE.

740. MA-MALTODEXTROSE.

741. - OR YELLOW DYE NUMBER TWO.

742. - TWO, RIGHT.

743. HIS NAME'S CRISPIN.

744. MY MAN, CRISPIN!

745. HOW'S IT GOIN' THERE, BIG GUY?

746. WHAT TIME'S PICKUP?

747. AT 5:00 O'CLOCK.

748. HMM, I HAVE LASER TREATMENT.

749. MAKE IT 6:00.

750. SORRY ABOUT THE OUTFIT.

751. HE WON'T TAKE IT OFF.

752. WEARIN' THAT?

753. COUPLE OF WEEKS.

754. ANY PROBLEMS, SWEETIE?

755. 911, MOMMY.

756. THAT'S SUCH A GOOD GIRL.

757. COME ON. COME ON.

758. COME ON, DYLAN!

759. I'LL LET YOU HOLD MY KEYS.

760. HOW ABOUT LIFE SAVERS?

761. YOU LIKE LIFE SAVERS?

762. HOW ABOUT MONEY?

763. A DOLLAR?

764. AH!

765. YEAH! A DOLLAR.

766. HMM.

767. YOU ARE A SMART MAN.

768. THAT IS YOURS. ALL RIGHT.

769. WELCOME TO DADDY DAY CARE.

770. WE'RE YOUR TEAM FACILITATORS.

771. AND THIS IS PHIL.

772. OK, ANYBODY EVER SEEN

773. A MISSION STATEMENT BEFORE?

774. HERE. EVERYBODY TAKE ONE.

775. TAKE A MISSION STATEMENT.

776. ME!

777. HERE WE GO. ONE FOR EVERYBODY.

778. SLOW DOWN.

779. ALL RIGHT. OK.

780. NOW, WHO WANTS TO BE FIRST ONE

781. ON THE MISSION STATEMENT?

782. OK, HOW 'BOUT YOU?

783. I DON'T READ YET.

784. OK, I'M LOOKING

785. FOR SOMEONE WHO CAN READ.

786. OK, NOW, BY A SHOW OF HANDS,

787. CAN ALREADY READ?

788. OK, UH, RAISE YOUR HAND

789. IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO READ.

790. OK. HERE'S WHAT

791. WE'RE GONNA DO.

792. I'M GONNA READ

793. THE MISSION STATEMENT ALOUD,

794. THE MISSION STATEMENT. OK?

795. DOESN'T THAT SOUND LIKE FUN,

796. INTERESTING FUN? HERE WE GO.

797. "AS THE MEMBERS AND FACILITATORS

798. OF THE DADDY DAY CARE TEAM,

799. STRIVE TO PROVIDE..."

800. OK, SEAN, DON'T—DON'T EAT

801. THE—THE MISSION STATEMENT.

802. GET THAT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.

803. "... WILL COLLECTIVELY

804. STRIVE TO..."

805. AND DON'T YOU RIP

806. THE MISSION STATEMENT,

807. LITTLE FLASH.

808. BECAUSE IT'S A VERY IMPORTANT

809. DOCUMENT— HEY!

810. N-NOW, COME HERE.

811. HEY! COME BACK HERE!

812. OK. UH, SO, WHAT HE'S

813. REALLY TRYING TO SAY IS...

814. STOP RUNNIN'! STOP RUNNIN'!

815. COME HERE! COME HERE!

816. HEY, COME BACK HERE!

817. ONE SECOND.

818. OK, UP? YOU WANT

819. THE ROCKET SHIP?

820. ONE MORE?

821. ROCKET SHIP! ROCKET SHIP!

822. EVERYBODY'LL GET

823. THE ROCKET SHIP.

824. SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN,

825. EVERYBODY. SLOW DOWN!

826. THIS WAS GONNA BE EASY.

827. I'M THINKING NOW?

828. THAT IT WAS A HUGE MISTAKE?

829. YEAH, YOU KNOW, PHIL,

830. I NEVER QUIT ANYTHING IN LIFE,

831. BUT I'M NOT SURE

832. HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN TAKE THIS.

833. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

834. HEY, WHERE YOU

835. GOIN', MAN?

836. TRUST ME!

837. THE ROCKET SHIP.

838. ROCKET SHIP!

839. FOUR ABSENT CHILDREN.

840. NO EXPLANATION.

841. MAYBE IT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE.

842. IN A GROUP THIS SIZE,

843. IS A COINCIDENCE.

844. FOUR IS A STATISTICAL ANOMALY.

845. HELLO, SANTA LUMA!

846. HEY, EVERYBODY!

847. IT'S BIG PHIL WITH A GUITAR!

848. OK, WHY DON'T YOU GUYS

849. WHILE I REST MY SPINE?

850. MAX, BRING YOUR DAD A CHAIR.

851. THAT ROCKET SHIP.

852. ♪ WHEN I WAS

853. YEAH!

854. HEY, COME ON

855. INTO THE KITCHEN.

856. ♪ PUT THE LIME

857. I AM DEFINITELY OUT OF SONGS.

858. OK, LUNCHTIME.

859. MMM!

860. MMM, YUM.

861. MMM, YUMMY.

862. I DON'T KNOW IF WE SHOULD BE

863. FEEDING THIS KIND OF STUFF.

864. WHY NOT? LOOK AT THEM.

865. THEY LOVE IT.

866. YEAH,

867. BUT I'M A LITTLE WORRIED.

868. ABOUT WHAT?

869. [I Wanna Be Sedated

870. by The Ramones playing]

871. 911.

872. HE CUT OFF HIS HEAD!

873. CRISPIN STOLE MY DOLL.

874. I NEED HELP.

875. COME ON!

876. THIS PIANO IS?

877. KEEP YOUR FEET OFF THE PIANO.

878. GET YOUR SHOES OFF THE COUCH.

879. GET THEM OFF THE COUCH!

880. CRISPIN, PLEASE.

881. PLEASE, CRISPIN!

882. GIVE ME THE...

883. AHHH!

884. THE MEAT AIN'T THE ONLY

885. FRESH THING AROUND HERE.

886. HEY, NO, NO, NO.

887. DON'T PLAY WITH THAT.

888. GIVE ME THIS. GIVE ME THIS.

889. YEAH, YOU DON'T KNOW

890. THAT TRICK, DO YOU?

891. LEAVE IT ALONE, OK?

892. ALL RIGHT.

893. HEY, YOU GET OFF

894. THOSE DRAPES.

895. STOP CLIMBING THE DRAPES.

896. STOP CLIMBING. YOU STOP IT.

897. HEY YOU COME HERE!

898. NICKY, GIMME THAT VASE!

899. NICKY,

900. PUT DOWN THE VASE!

901. TOMORROW,

902. WE GIVE THEM ALL ORGANIC.

903. DON'T WORRY,

904. IT'S GONNA BE OK.

905. AND SAY THAT? LOOK AT THIS.

906. WHAT GOES UP...

907. SHH!

908. WOW!

909. YOU GUYS ARE GOOD.

910. WELL, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?

911. WITH PROFESSIONALS.

912. HANGIN', MAN,

913. WE GOT LAID OFF,

914. SHEILA'S BEEN

915. MAKIN' ME MAKE DINNER.

916. REALLY? HOW'S THAT GOIN'?

917. UH, IT AIN'T NAPPIN'.

918. HEY, CAN I TAKE THESE

919. SNACK CAKES HOME?

920. - YEAH, GO AHEAD.

921. - AH!

922. HOW YOU DOIN',

923. LITTLE MAN?

924. HMM, THAT'S HOW YOU DOIN'?

925. EXCUSE ME A SECOND.

926. WHAT IS THAT?

927. ALL RIGHT, GIVE ME THAT.

928. THAT'S TOO LOUD.

929. C'MON, MAN, LET GO,

930. IT'S TOO LOUD.

931. I'M SERIOUS.

932. LET GO, CRISPIN. CRISP—

933. ALL RIGHT, THEN.

934. GETTIN' KINDA LATE.

935. YOUR MOMMY IS?

936. SHUT UP, BUTTHEAD.

937. SHUT... HEY, YOU STOP THAT!

938. HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHIN'?

939. LIKE YOU TALKIN' LIKE THAT.

940. YOU SHOULD NOT TALK LIKE THAT.

941. WHEN YOUR MOMMY COMES,

942. I'M GONNA TELL HER THAT YOU—

943. ANDALE, LET'S GO.

944. MOTOR'S RUNNING.

945. YEAH, C'MON, GET OUT OF HERE.

946. STOP!

947. I WISH YOU WOULD.

948. CRISPIN, DON'T MAKE THAT FACE.

949. WHAT?

950. DON'T MAKE LINES.

951. QUIET THE FACE.

952. RELAX THE FACE.

953. QUIET THE FACE. QUIET.

954. YES, C-CALM YOUR FACE.

955. SHOW NO LINES, YOU KNOW.

956. YOU GOT EARLY DROP-OFF?

957. NO, WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING...

958. I'M GONNA SEE YOU TOMORROW.

959. I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW,

960. CRISPIN.

961. TOMORROW.

962. ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE GONNA BE

963. JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER.

964. LOOK AT HIM.

965. HANGING OFF OF HIM,

966. HIS SKIN. HANGING OFF.

967. HEY, LITTLE MAN.

968. HEY, DAD.

969. WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?

970. HMM, JUST TRYIN'

971. TO READ A STORY.

972. HEY, LISTEN, MAN,

973. WITH THOSE OTHER KIDS,

974. TAKING CARE OF THEM AND ALL.

975. WASN'T EASY FOR YOU,

976. HAVIN' TO SHARE ALL YOUR TOYS

977. AND WATCHIN' DADDY DO

978. ROCKET SHIP WITH EVERYBODY,

979. BUT, YOU KNOW,

980. NOW IT'S JUST ME AND YOU,

981. WE CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANNA DO.

982. CAN WE READ THIS STORY?

983. THIS STORY.

984. ALL RIGHT.

985. "THERE ONCE WAS

986. A HERD OF ELEPHANTS.

987. ELEPHANTS YOUNG,

988. ELEPHANTS OLD,

989. ELEPHANTS TALL AND SHORT,

990. FAT AND THIN."

991. "ALL WERE DIFFERENT,

992. BUT ALL WERE HAPPY,

993. WERE THE SAME COLOR.

994. THE ELEPHANT SOUND."

995. THEY ALL SAID...

996. MAKE THAT SOUND.

997. ALL RIGHT.

998. DO IT AGAIN?

999. OH, NO, I CAN'T DO IT AGAIN,

1000. AN ANEURYSM.

1001. HEY, GUYS, SORRY I'M LATE.

1002. I'M NOT CLEANIN' THIS UP.

1003. AH!

1004. HEY, TAKE THIS IN THERE.

1005. GO SIT DOWN.

1006. ALL RIGHT, MAYBE I HAVEN'T

1007. HAD MY COFFEE YET,

1008. THESE KIDS ARE MULTIPLYING.

1009. WHAT'S GOING ON?

1010. - YEAH, WE GOT TWO NEW KIDS.

1011. - OH, COME ON!

1012. LISTEN, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO

1013. UP OUR GAME TODAY.

1014. AND SOME PLANNED ACTIVITIES.

1015. NO, WE NEED RITALIN AND LEASHES,

1016. THAT'S WHAT WE NEED.

1017. HMM.

1018. ALL WE'RE GONNA NEED IS THIS.

1019. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,

1020. LET'S DO THIS.

1021. EVERYBODY, COME IN HERE.

1022. OK, HERE WE GO.

1023. OK, ALL RIGHT, C'MON,

1024. LET'S TRY ANOTHER PLAY.

1025. LET'S TRY THIS.

1026. LET'S TRY THIS. HERE'S WHAT

1027. WE'RE GONNA DO NOW.

1028. HERE'S A NEW PLAY, ALL RIGHT.

1029. IT'S CALLED THE BABY BLITZ.

1030. NICKY, I WANT YOU TO HANG BACK.

1031. WE'RE GONNA DO A LATERAL.

1032. FOR A BUTTONHOOK, OK?

1033. HERE, YOU,

1034. I WANT YOU TO BE MY BLOCKER.

1035. RUN IN A CIRCLE?

1036. OK, WE CAN DO THAT.

1037. THAT'S AN EVEN BETTER PLAY.

1038. JUST RUN IN A CIRCLE.

1039. YES? ALL RIGHT,

1040. LET'S RUN IN A CIRCLE.

1041. - COME ON, RUN IN A CIRCLE.

1042. TONY, YOU'LL SEE

1043. IF YOU TAKE YOUR MASK OFF.

1044. I'M NOT TONY, I'M FLASH.

1045. HMM.

1046. HEY!

1047. YOU'RE NOT PLAYING, LITTLE MAN?

1048. COME ON, IT'S FOOTBALL.

1049. YOU LOVE FOOTBALL!

1050. HELP!

1051. HELP! STUCK!

1052. I LIVE IN CALIFORNIA.

1053. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

1054. I AM IN HONG KONG.

1055. WHERE'S HONG KONG?

1056. CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

1057. I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

1058. - CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

1059. - I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

1060. CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

1061. WHAT IS IT?

1062. I THOUGHT YOU LIKED FOOTBALL,

1063. ALL THIS TIME.

1064. YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME

1065. YOU DON'T LIKE...

1066. I'LL BE—I'M GONNA BE

1067. RIGHT BACK, LITTLE MAN.

1068. I GOT TO GO...

1069. HEY!

1070. HEY. PHIL.

1071. HEY, UH, YOU GOT

1072. OVER THERE WITH MAX.

1073. OH, IT'S HAPPENING.

1074. WHAT'S HAPPENING?

1075. WHAT IS IT?

1076. IT! IT'S HAPPENING.

1077. HE HASN'T GONE FOR A WEEK.

1078. THAT'S IT.

1079. OH, NO. THAT'S—THAT'S...

1080. IT'S HAPPENIN'?

1081. IT'S HAPPENIN'.

1082. I KNOW THE FACE. LOOK.

1083. THAT'S YOUR CUE.

1084. YOU GOTTA GO AND DEAL WITH THAT.

1085. I CAN'T.

1086. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU CAN'T?

1087. - I CAN'T

1088. HEY, COME ON, PHIL.

1089. YOU HAVE TO DO IT.

1090. I CAN'T.

1091. YES, YOU CAN.

1092. I CAN'T.

1093. - YES, YOU CAN.

1094. - ALL RIGHT, I WILL!

1095. GOOD. COME ON.

1096. OH, OH, OH!

1097. I CAN'T.

1098. OK, LISTEN. I CAN SEE YOU

1099. GOT ISSUES ABOUT THIS,

1100. SO I'M GONNA TAKE CARE

1101. OF IT THIS TIME, ALL RIGHT?

1102. YEAH.

1103. BUT IN THE FUTURE, YOU GOTTA

1104. WORK THIS ONE OUT YOURSELF.

1105. I GOTTA WORK IT OUT.

1106. THAT'S YOUR SON,

1107. AND GOD WILLING,

1108. WHEN YOU GET OLDER,

1109. HE'S GONNA DO THIS

1110. FOR YOU ONE DAY,

1111. THAT HE OWES THAT TO YOU.

1112. HE OWES ME.

1113. - HE OWES YOU.

1114. - YEAH.

1115. HEY, DON'T GET CUTE

1116. WITH THE THING.

1117. I'M NOT ASSUMING

1118. YOU'RE DOIN' IT.

1119. ALL RIGHT,

1120. SO HOW YOU WANNA DO THIS?

1121. I CAN DO THIS MYSELF.

1122. - YOU SURE?

1123. - YES.

1124. OK, WELL, YOU GO AND DO IT

1125. WITH YOUR BAD SELF.

1126. YOU GO AND DO IT NOW.

1127. ALL RIGHT. YOU NEED ANYTHING,

1128. I'M RIGHT OUT HERE, OK?

1129. HEY! HEY, BIG GUY,

1130. HOW'D IT GO IN THERE?

1131. I MISSED.

1132. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

1133. I MISSED.

1134. OH, HELL, NO.

1135. WHEW!

1136. HEY!

1137. COME ON!

1138. NO, NO, NO!

1139. COME ON. YOU PUT THIS DOWN.

1140. YOU DON'T PLAY WITH THIS.

1141. MY WIFE'S FLOWERS.

1142. YOU GIVE ME THIS.

1143. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO.

1144. GO PLAY WITH SOMETHING ELSE.

1145. HEY, WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE?

1146. WE'RE SPIRALING

1147. OUT OF CONTROL.

1148. LOOK, DON'T PANIC,

1149. BECAUSE THEY'RE LIKE ANIMALS.

1150. THEY CAN SMELL FEAR.

1151. I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO.

1152. I'VE RUN OUT OF IDEAS.

1153. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT...

1154. HEY! HEY! HEY!

1155. QUIETLY, CHILDREN. FOLLOW ME.

1156. SIX ABSENCES.

1157. SINGLE FILE.

1158. MAKE A PHONE CALL.

1159. LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

1160. SOMETHING, BROTHER.

1161. I HAVE NEVER LIKED CARROTS.

1162. AND LOOK AT YOU BEFORE ME,

1163. THAT YOU CAN DEFEAT ME,

1164. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,

1165. BROTHER,

1166. YOUR CARROT BUTT!

1167. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,

1168. MR. BROCCOLI.

1169. IS DONE WITH YOU,

1170. BUT A KUMQUAT!

1171. THAT IS BROCCOLI.

1172. THE LOWEST FORM OF VEGETABLE!

1173. HEY. HEY! WHAT ABOUT ME?

1174. NOBODY LIKES BROCCOLI.

1175. REALLY?

1176. WELL, BEN LIKES BROCCOLI,

1177. DON'T YOU, BEN?

1178. NO.

1179. AGAINST ME?

1180. NOW YOU'RE GONNA DIE!

1181. OK, COME ON.

1182. I FELT THAT.

1183. HEY, HEY, HEY,

1184. HEY. HEY! OK!

1185. COME ON!

1186. WILL YOU STOP IT?

1187. AHHH! THAT'S IT.

1188. AH! HEY, HEY, HEY!

1189. WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?

1190. I'M SORRY.

1191. YOU MADE ME CRAZY!

1192. YOU LITTLE MANIAC, YOU!

1193. WRECKIN' MY WIFE'S

1194. TABLES AND STUFF.

1195. SOMEBODY'S AT THE DOOR.

1196. AH! MY BACK.

1197. HEY, HI.

1198. IS THIS THE, UH,

1199. THE HINTON RESIDENCE?

1200. I'M DAN KUBITZ,

1201. CHILD SERVICES.

1202. I'M HERE TO, UH, CONDUCT

1203. A COMPLIANCE INSPECTION.

1204. INSPECTION? NO ONE SAID

1205. ANYTHING ABOUT ANY INSPECTION.

1206. WELL, WE ONLY DO IT IF

1207. WE RECEIVE A COMPLAINT.

1208. A COMPLAINT?

1209. SOMEBODY COMPLAINED ABOUT...

1210. WELL, COME ON IN.

1211. YOU CAN INSPECT US.

1212. WE GOT NOTHING TO HIDE.

1213. UM, YOU CAUGHT US

1214. AT A CRAZY TIME.

1215. - WE'RE PLAYING WITH THE KIDS.

1216. COMPLAINED ABOUT US?

1217. SO, WH-WHERE IS THE NAP AREA?

1218. - THE NAP AREA?

1219. - RIGHT.

1220. UH, WE DON'T REALLY

1221. HAVE A NAP AREA.

1222. WE'VE KIND BEEN JUST

1223. WHEREVER THEY DROP.

1224. OK, "SLEEP WHERE THEY DROP."

1225. WELL, YOU KNOW, I THINK

1226. THAT SHOULD JUST ABOUT DO IT.

1227. UM, WHAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE?

1228. WELL, YOU NEED TO CORRECT

1229. THE DEFICIENCIES ON THIS FORM.

1230. - OK.

1231. - AND ALSO,

1232. CERTIFICATION DOCUMENTS.

1233. WHO WANTS THESE,

1234. THE CARROT OR THE BROCCOLI?

1235. CARROT.

1236. THERE'S A LOT

1237. OF STUFF ON HERE.

1238. SO WE CAN STAY OPEN, RIGHT?

1239. 9 A.M. TOMORROW MORNING.

1240. 9 A.M.? 9 A.M.

1241. HEY GOOD LUCK WITH THIS.

1242. ARE DOING HERE.

1243. I—I DON'T WANNA BE THE GUY

1244. THAT HAS TO SHUT YOU DOWN.

1245. YEAH, WE'D HATE FOR YOU

1246. TO BE THAT GUY.

1247. I WILL BE. DON'T WANNA BE.

1248. OK. SAFETY GATES

1249. AT THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS,

1250. TOP OF THE STAIRS,

1251. BEDROOMS, BATHROOMS.

1252. I'VE GONE SAFETY GATE CRAZY.

1253. HEY, HOW MANY KIDS

1254. HAVE WE TAKEN CARE OF?

1255. I'VE LOST TRACK,

1256. THEY RUN SO FAST.

1257. WELL, YOU CAN GET STARTED ON

1258. THIS LITTLE BATCH OVER HERE.

1259. AH, YOU KNOW,

1260. IT'S GETTING KINDA LATE.

1261. LET'S JUST CALL IT A NIGHT.

1262. NO, WE CANNOT CALL IT A NIGHT.

1263. SHOWIN' UP HERE IN FIVE HOURS.

1264. I'M SERIOUS.

1265. WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING

1266. ABOUT RUNNING A DAY CARE CENTER.

1267. WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.

1268. WE'RE NOT EVEN GOOD PARENTS!

1269. I'M A GOOD PARENT.

1270. - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

1271. - WHAT?

1272. THAT THING.

1273. WHAT IS THAT?

1274. UH, YOU KNOW THAT

1275. ROCKET SHIP THING YOU DO?

1276. BEN DOESN'T EVEN LIKE THAT.

1277. FIRST OF ALL, YOU DON'T KNOW

1278. WHAT YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT,

1279. 'CAUSE THAT HAPPENS TO BE

1280. BEN'S FAVORITE THING.

1281. WELL, I'VE SEEN IT, OK?

1282. BECAUSE YOU LIKE IT,

1283. IT'S THE ONLY TIME

1284. YOU PAY ATTENTION TO HIM.

1285. YOU DON'T EVEN CHANGE

1286. YOUR KID'S DIAPERS.

1287. I DON'T LIKE DIAPERS.

1288. WELL, YOU SHOULD TEACH

1289. AND HOW TO AIM, TOO,

1290. SO EVERY TIME HE GOES,

1291. WE DON'T HAVE

1292. TO REDECORATE THE PLACE.

1293. YOU'RE RIGHT.

1294. YOU'RE RIGHT.

1295. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN'.

1296. MY KID IS FOUR YEARS OLD,

1297. AND FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY,

1298. I SAW HIM PLAYIN',

1299. HAVIN' A GOOD TIME

1300. WITH THE OTHER KIDS,

1301. JUST BEING A NORMAL KID.

1302. THAT MADE ME FEEL GREAT,

1303. SOMETHIN' TO DO WITH THAT.

1304. WE DID THAT!

1305. IF WE CAN DO THAT,

1306. TO CODE BY DAWN.

1307. LET'S GO SAFETY GATE CRAZY.

1308. DON'T WORRY,

1309. HE'S GONNA BE FINE, OK?

1310. IT'S ALL RIGHT.

1311. ALL I GOT IS $5.

1312. I CAN BREAK THAT.

1313. HEY. HEY, LISTEN.

1314. ON THE KITCHEN TABLE.

1315. IT'S NOT THERE.

1316. PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE IT.

1317. I DON'T HAVE IT.

1318. HEY, GUYS.

1319. MARVIN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

1320. THE, UH, DOOR WAS UNLOCKED.

1321. I GOT YOUR FINAL PAYCHECKS HERE.

1322. THANKS.

1323. SO, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

1324. WELL, WE—

1325. DON'T EVEN ASK.

1326. HEY.

1327. HIJA.

1328. YOU CAN UNDERSTAND HIM?

1329. YEAH. YEAH,

1330. HE'S SPEAKING KLINGON.

1331. OH, THAT'S KLINGON.

1332. WAS AN IDIOT.

1333. GOD, HOW MUCH STAR TREK

1334. DOES THAT KID WATCH?

1335. CHARLIE, THE GUY

1336. FROM CHILD SERVICES IS HERE.

1337. - OH, MAN.

1338. - SORRY.

1339. NO, NO, LISTEN.

1340. WHY DON'T YOU DO ME A FAVOR?

1341. WHY DON'T YOU TAKE

1342. WITH THEM FOR A WHILE?

1343. FOR A WHILE,

1344. WHILE I TALK TO THIS GUY?

1345. WHATEVER YOU DO,

1346. DON'T LET THIS BIG BRUISER

1347. GET NEAR THE LAWNMOWER.

1348. THANKS, MARVIN.

1349. HEY,

1350. MR. KUBITZ. HI.

1351. I WAS EARLY, BUT—

1352. ALL THE PAPERWORK.

1353. GREAT. GREAT.

1354. YOU DROPPED SOMETHING.

1355. YEAH.

1356. TO HELP OUT.

1357. OH! OH, THAT'S SWEET.

1358. YEAH. SO

1359. HERE'S EVERYTHING FOR YOU.

1360. WHAT I'LL NEED

1361. ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD.

1362. OF THIS KID.

1363. OH, DO YOU HAVE A PEN?

1364. I DO HAVE A PEN.

1365. - THIS IS MY LUCKY PEN.

1366. - AH, THANK YOU.

1367. AND WHERE'S ON THE—

1368. - INITIAL—INITIAL THE ELBOW.

1369. - OK.

1370. SIGN THE BACK OF HER HEAD.

1371. - ON HER NECK? OK.

1372. - YEAH.

1373. GREAT. THAT SHOULD

1374. JUST ABOUT DO IT.

1375. HERE WE GO. OK.

1376. YOU'RE READY TO ROLL.

1377. LET'S GO IN AND GET STARTED.

1378. WELL, YOU KNOW,

1379. EVERYTHING LOOKS OK HERE,

1380. THAT YOU NOW HAVE 11 CHILDREN.

1381. THAT'S CORRECT.

1382. YEAH, YEAH.

1383. SO I ASSUME THAT YOU'VE HIRED

1384. A THIRD CARE PROVIDER.

1385. JUST ASSUME THAT?

1386. WELL, SECTION 768

1387. CANNOT EXCEED 5:1.

1388. - THE 768.04.

1389. - 768.04.

1390. THE RATIO.

1391. THE RATIO THINGY.

1392. WE RESOLVED THAT THIS MORNING.

1393. THIS MORNING.

1394. GOOD. GOOD.

1395. - WE HIRED SOMEONE.

1396. - WE HIRED SOMEONE.

1397. - WE HIRED MARVIN.

1398. - MARVIN, MARVIN.

1399. YEAH.

1400. MARVIN HAS BEEN HIRED!

1401. HE'S AN EXCELLENT

1402. CHILDCARE WORKER.

1403. RIGHT OUTSIDE WITH THE KIDS.

1404. WELL, I'D LOVE TO TAKE A LOOK,

1405. IF THAT'S OK WITH YOU.

1406. OH, YOU WANT

1407. TO GO OUT THERE?

1408. I THINK IT'S PROBABLY

1409. TO SEE FOR MYSELF.

1410. LET'S GO AND HAVE

1411. A LOOK AT MARVIN.

1412. NOW, PUT YOUR HANDS UP!

1413. NOW, WAVE 'EM!

1414. YOU KNOW,

1415. LIKE HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING.

1416. OH, YEAH,

1417. OF COURSE.

1418. I'VE GOT TO SAY THAT.

1419. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,

1420. A LOT OF PEOPLE.

1421. YEAH, IT WAS

1422. A REALLY LONG, GRUELING,

1423. SINGLING-OUT PROCESS FOR...

1424. AND NOW, I'M A CHICKEN.

1425. I'M A BIRD.

1426. LOOK, I'M A BIRD.

1427. WHEN IT COMES TO KIDS.

1428. YOU CAN'T.

1429. WITH THE BEST.

1430. SO, WE GOT THE TOP

1431. AND THAT'S MARVIN.

1432. SORRY.

1433. SHH. SORRY.

1434. TO THESE KIDS?

1435. WHAT?

1436. ARE THEY ON DRUGS?

1437. OH, THERE'S THIS ONE,

1438. ONE KID, MAYBE.

1439. HOW'D YOU GET THEM

1440. TO BEHAVE LIKE THIS?

1441. HOW TO HANDLE THEM.

1442. HOW TO HANDLE THEM?

1443. I READ DR. SPOCK'S BABY

1444. AND CHILD CARE BOOK.

1445. IT'S NOT ABOUT STAR TREK.

1446. HUH?

1447. I'M GONNA FINISH.

1448. YEAH. YEAH

1449. YOU KNOW,

1450. WHEN—WHEN I WAS IN THE BACK,

1451. I SPOTTED, UNDER—

1452. THE, UM, OF THE PORCH

1453. WHAT LOOKED LIKE A BEEHIVE.

1454. A REALLY BIG BEEHIVE.

1455. DON'T WORRY.

1456. ALL TAKEN CARE OF.

1457. I DON'T WANT

1458. ANYBODY GETTING HURT.

1459. NO HURT. GONE.

1460. GUYS, YOU SHOULD BE PROUD.

1461. THIS THING AROUND.

1462. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

1463. I'M IMPRESSED.

1464. I REALLY AM.

1465. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

1466. AND FOR OUR OWN CURIOSITY,

1467. WHERE IT CAME FROM?

1468. I'D LOVE TO.

1469. I REALLY WOULD LOVE TO.

1470. BUT THAT—THAT... BECAUSE...

1471. WITH THE STATE.

1472. JUST FOR OUR OWN CURIOSITY.

1473. OH, THAT WAS MISS HARRIDAN.

1474. I'M SURE SHE'LL SEE US.

1475. WE NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

1476. SORRY, MISS HARRIDAN,

1477. THEY JUST BARGED RIGHT IN.

1478. THAT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT, JENNY.

1479. GENTLEMEN, PLEASE SIT DOWN.

1480. NOW, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

1481. OUR ACCREDITATION PROCESS.

1482. THANKS TO YOUR ANONYMOUS TIPS,

1483. CAME TO SEE US.

1484. I HAD HEARD YOU'D OPENED

1485. SOME SORT OF DAY CARE PROGRAM,

1486. AND, UH, WELL,

1487. I WAS CONCERNED.

1488. THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU.

1489. BUT YOU DON'T HAVE

1490. TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT US.

1491. OH, IT'S NOT YOU

1492. I'M CONCERNED ABOUT.

1493. IT'S THE CHILDREN

1494. YOU'RE LOOKING AFTER.

1495. HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

1496. WE'RE PARENTS, ALL RIGHT.

1497. THAT'S A START.

1498. ANY BOOB CAN BE A PARENT.

1499. YOUR OWN CHILD,

1500. THAT'S YOUR RIGHT.

1501. TO OTHER PEOPLE'S CHILDREN,

1502. THERE'S A HIGHER STANDARD

1503. TO ANSWER TO.

1504. OH, WELL, MR. KUBITZ SEEMS

1505. THAT STANDARD.

1506. SHOW HER THE THING.

1507. DOESN'T IMPRESS ME.

1508. UH, WE'RE GETTING IT

1509. LAMINATED.

1510. LOOKING TO MAKE A FAST BUCK.

1511. YOU'RE JUST AFRAID

1512. OF THE COMPETITION.

1513. THAT'S ALL.

1514. COME ON, LET'S

1515. GET OUT OF HERE.

1516. COMPETITION?

1517. DON'T FLATTER YOURSELVES.

1518. AS THIS INSTITUTION.

1519. LAMINATED!

1520. FOR SOME REASON,

1521. THAT JUST WASN'T AS SATISFYING

1522. AS I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE.

1523. YOU KNOW,

1524. I THINK WE CAN TAKE HER.

1525. AND A WOODEN STAKE.

1526. HEY, HEY, HEY,

1527. THAT WAS RIGHT JUST NOW?

1528. MORE THAN JUST WATCHING.

1529. TAKE IT UP A NOTCH.

1530. A LITTLE BIT.

1531. BUT I'M NOT A DADDY.

1532. YOU DON'T HAVE

1533. TO BE A DADDY.

1534. YOU'RE A MALE-TYPE HUMANOID.

1535. OF THE WHOLE PLACE.

1536. I DON'T KNOW, GUYS. I MEAN,

1537. WITH THE KIDS.

1538. IT'S KIND OF COOL.

1539. BUT, UH, I GUESS CHILD-CARE

1540. WASN'T NECESSARILY AN AVENUE

1541. I WAS HEADED TOWARDS.

1542. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I SAID.

1543. EXCUSE ME.

1544. YES, COME ON IN!

1545. OH, HEY, HOW ARE YOU?

1546. HEY, GUYS.

1547. I AM SO SORRY.

1548. A CHECK THIS WEEK.

1549. EVER SINCE THE DIVORCE,

1550. MY HEAD'S JUST BEEN LIKE...

1551. HEY.

1552. OH, HI.

1553. - HI.

1554. - ARE YOU THE NEW DADDY?

1555. I'M YOUR DADDY.

1556. I'M NOT YOUR DADDY.

1557. BUT I'M YOUR BABY'S DADDY.

1558. I'M NOT...

1559. I'M NOT YOUR BABY'S DADDY.

1560. I'M GOING TO BE...

1561. I'M—I'M...

1562. YOU'RE MARVIN.

1563. MARVIN.

1564. WELL, IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU,

1565. MARVIN. I'M KELLI.

1566. DYLAN'S MOM.

1567. AH, WELL...

1568. I GOT TO RUN.

1569. OH, YEAH, THANK YOU.

1570. ALL RIGHT.

1571. BYE, GUYS.

1572. OK, HAVE—HAVE A GOOD ONE.

1573. - THANKS.

1574. - BYE.

1575. I'M IN.

1576. DO YOU HAVE A DENTAL PLAN?

1577. ALL RIGHT, MARVIN.

1578. THOSE KIDS THE WAY YOU DO.

1579. TEACH US.

1580. LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY.

1581. IF THIS WERE A BUSINESS,

1582. AND THEY WERE CUSTOMERS,

1583. WHAT THEY WANT?

1584. I'D PUT TOGETHER

1585. A FOCUS GROUP.

1586. ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO IT.

1587. WHAT WE'D LIKE IS FOR YOU

1588. TO TELL US WHAT YOU'D LIKE

1589. TO GET OUT OF DADDY DAY CARE.

1590. HELP US TO HELP YOU.

1591. WHO'D LIKE TO START?

1592. ABOUT THINGS.

1593. MORE LEARNING ABOUT THINGS.

1594. YES.

1595. WE'RE AT A VERY CRITICAL AGE.

1596. YOU HAVE TO FEED OUR MINDS.

1597. OK, ALL RIGHT. YOU WANT TO

1598. WRITE THAT DOWN, MARVIN?

1599. "FEED OUR MINDS."

1600. GREAT. OK, WHAT ELSE?

1601. DOLPHINS.

1602. DOLPHINS ARE GOOD.

1603. DOLPHINS ARE FISH.

1604. NO, THEY'RE NOT.

1605. UH-HUH, THEY LIVE IN WATER.

1606. THAT DOESN'T

1607. MEAN THEY'RE FISH.

1608. HEY, HEY, HEY,

1609. LET'S CALM DOWN.

1610. LETS ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.

1611. TO TALK ABOUT?

1612. WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?

1613. UM...

1614. WHY DON'T WE GO BACK

1615. AND DISCUSS DOLPHINS,

1616. OR IF THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE

1617. ON SOMEONE ELSE'S MIND

1618. OTHER THAN THAT.

1619. WRITE THAT DOWN.

1620. OK, WHAT ELSE?

1621. COULD WE, UM...

1622. GETTING READY TO SAY, BEN?

1623. COME ON, I CAN SEE

1624. TO SAY SOMETHING.

1625. WHAT IS IT, SON?

1626. MORE, UM...

1627. DRAWING?

1628. MORE DRAWINGS?

1629. YEAH! LIKE PICTURES AND STUFF.

1630. IT'S REALLY FUN.

1631. OK, YEAH, GREAT.

1632. MORE DRAWINGS.

1633. YEAH! YEAH!

1634. MORE CHASING BAD GUYS.

1635. EXCELLENT IDEA.

1636. WE CAN CHASE JOKER.

1637. WELL, WAIT A SECOND, BUDDY.

1638. THAT'S BATMAN'S BAD GUY.

1639. YOU'RE FLASH,

1640. LEX LUTHOR?

1641. NO. THAT'S SUPERMAN.

1642. CAPTAIN BOOMERANG,

1643. GORILLA GRODD, REVERSE FLASH—

1644. THE RIDDLER?

1645. TO THESE KIDS?

1646. [Ballroom Blitz

1647. by The Sweet playing]

1648. STARTING TOMORROW,

1649. FESTIVAL IN THE T.V. ROOM.

1650. I KNOW EVERYBODY'S

1651. TO THAT, RIGHT?

1652. THANKS, DADDY!

1653. AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST,

1654. FOLLOWING, UH, NAP TIME,

1655. YOU GUYS FINISH YOUR SNACK.

1656. SO, AFTER YOU FINISH,

1657. GRAB A BLANKET, GET A SPOT,

1658. AND WE HAVE, UH, WE HAVE THAT.

1659. ALSO, NEXT WEEK IS GOING

1660. TO BE ALPHA GIRLS GROUP.

1661. AND WE'RE GOING TO HAVE

1662. TAI CHI UNDER THE TREE.

1663. AND WE'RE GOING TO ALSO

1664. HAVE PET DAY,

1665. SO YOU BRING YOUR PETS IN,

1666. COOL. HAVE PET SHOW-AND-TELL.

1667. THIS IS MY BUNNY.

1668. HIS NAME IS TINY.

1669. I FEED HIM A LOT.

1670. FIVE TIMES A DAY.

1671. HE POOPS A LOT, TOO.

1672. SIX TIMES A DAY.

1673. IT'S LIKE LITTLE MARBLES.

1674. THIS IS MY TURTLE, SPARKS.

1675. HE'S FAST.

1676. HE'S THE FASTEST TURTLE

1677. IN THE WORLD.

1678. GO! GO, SPARKS, GO!

1679. THIS IS MY PARROT, PAULIE.

1680. I'M TEACHING HIM TO TALK. TALK.

1681. SHUT UP, BUTTHEAD.

1682. SHUT UP, BUTTHEAD.

1683. OK, BECCA,

1684. WHERE'S YOUR PET?

1685. I HAD A TARANTULA,

1686. BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS.

1687. OK, ALL RIGHT,

1688. DON'T PANIC.

1689. DON'T PANIC.

1690. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, DON'T PANIC?

1691. THERE'S A BIG SPIDER

1692. IN HERE SOMEWHERE.

1693. I GOT A SPIDER ON MY HEAD!

1694. BETTING ON TODAY?

1695. I'M GOING TO DO

1696. A DIAPER STROKE, OK?

1697. ALL RIGHT.

1698. WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE GENIUSES

1699. THE WORLD VEGGIE-O's.

1700. SO, HOW'S UNEMPLOYMENT?

1701. ACTUALLY,

1702. I'VE GOT THE BEST JOB

1703. I'VE EVER HAD.

1704. YEAH, IT'S A START-UP.

1705. WORKING PROFESSIONALS.

1706. WELL, THAT'S A TOUGH MARKET.

1707. SOUNDS PRETTY CUTTHROAT.

1708. YEAH. IT'S A REAL BLOOD SPORT.

1709. WHAT'S THE MONEY LIKE?

1710. BRUCE! LET'S GO, I GOT BOTOX.

1711. HI, CHARLIE.

1712. HI, PHIL.

1713. HEY, CRISPIN.

1714. WHAT'S UP, LITTLE MAN?

1715. HOW DO YOU KNOW MY KID?

1716. THEY'RE HIS DAY CARE TEACHERS,

1717. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

1718. DAY CARE?

1719. THAT'S WHAT IT IS?

1720. OH, MY GOD.

1721. YOU'RE WIPING BOOGERS

1722. FOR A LIVING.

1723. LOSERS, LOSERS, LOSERS.

1724. HEY, YOU'RE PAYING US

1725. TO DO IT, TOO, YOU KNOW.

1726. LOSERS.

1727. "DO YOU LIKE

1728. GREEN EGGS AND HAM?"

1729. YEAH.

1730. "I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM.

1731. GREEN EGGS AND HAM.

1732. TO EAT THEM HERE OR THERE?"

1733. YEAH.

1734. "I WOULD NOT LIKE

1735. TO EAT THEM ANYWHERE.

1736. "I DO NOT LIKE

1737. GREEN EGGS AND HAM.

1738. I DO NOT LIKE THEM,

1739. SAM-I-AM." OK?

1740. NOW, SEE, HE WAS GOING,

1741. TO PUNCH SAM-I-AM,

1742. BUT HE WALKED AWAY.

1743. YOU DON'T PUNCH, SEE?

1744. HE WALKED AWAY WITH IT.

1745. WHERE'S MOMMY?

1746. MOMMY HAD TO WORK TODAY.

1747. TO WORK ALL THE TIMES?

1748. YEAH, BACK WHEN

1749. I HAD A REAL JOB.

1750. MMM-HMM.

1751. DO YOU MISS WORK?

1752. I GUESS.

1753. I SUPPOSE SO.

1754. I MISS IT.

1755. BUT DON'T GET ME WRONG.

1756. IT'S NOT LIKE

1757. I DON'T LIKE HANGING OUT

1758. WITH YOU GUYS, YOU KNOW.

1759. IT'S JUST THAT

1760. A BIG SHOT DOWN AT WORK.

1761. AND A BIG, PRETTY VIEW.

1762. REMEMBER THAT BIG,

1763. PRETTY VIEW DADDY HAD?

1764. IN THAT COOL CHAIR.

1765. YEAH, THAT'S

1766. A COOL CHAIR.

1767. ABOUT THAT JOB.

1768. COOL CHAIR,

1769. WORKING UNDERNEATH ME,

1770. AND, JUST BETWEEN YOU AND I,

1771. THE PAY WASN'T

1772. THAT BAD EITHER.

1773. OK, PUT THAT DOWN.

1774. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?

1775. WHAT IS IT?

1776. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

1777. IT'S A DOG IN THE SUNSHINE.

1778. IT DOESN'T

1779. LOOK LIKE ONE.

1780. THAT'S BECAUSE

1781. IT'S KINDA ABSTRACT.

1782. WHEN YOU LOOK AT IT.

1783. SQUINT AND LOOK AND SEE.

1784. SEE IT LIKE THIS,

1785. THAT'S ABSTRACT.

1786. YEAH? YOU SEE IT?

1787. YOUR HEAD TO THE SIDE?

1788. NO, THE OTHER WAY.

1789. STILL DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ONE.

1790. OK, WELL, WHAT ARE YOU

1791. OVER THERE WORKING ON,

1792. MICHELANGELO?

1793. WHAT YOU GOT?

1794. WHAT IS THAT?

1795. THERE'S NOTHING ABSTRACT

1796. ABOUT THAT, NOW, IS IT?

1797. THANKS.

1798. THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.

1799. YOU GOT DADDY'S HEAD

1800. LOOKING KIND OF ROUND, THOUGH.

1801. IS MY HEAD THAT ROUND?

1802. NO. BUT I GOT

1803. YOUR MUSTACHE.

1804. YEAH, I SEE.

1805. A NICE GREEN MUSTACHE.

1806. THAT'S ALL RIGHT, SON.

1807. ALL RIGHT,

1808. I JUST PAID THE MORTGAGE,

1809. AND THE ELECTRIC BILL.

1810. IN THE CHECKING ACCOUNT.

1811. 74 CENTS.

1812. YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT,

1813. 74 CENTS.

1814. YOU ARE MY SUPERMAN.

1815. YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.

1816. I'VE BEEN WORKING HARD,

1817. AND I THINK IT'S TIME

1818. OF THIS FRUSTRATION I HAVE.

1819. IT'S TIME FOR YOU

1820. TO, UH, TAKE CARE

1821. OF YOUR SUPERMAN.

1822. MY SUPERMAN.

1823. COME HERE, BABY.

1824. THAT'S RIGHT.

1825. OH, NO, THE MONSTER'S

1826. GOING TO GET ME! OH, NO!

1827. IT'S PROBABLY A NIGHTMARE.

1828. BE RIGHT BACK.

1829. OK, HURRY UP.

1830. MOMMY'S COMING!

1831. NO, I WANT DADDY.

1832. DID EVERYTHING GO OK?

1833. YEAH,

1834. EVERYTHING'S JUST FINE.

1835. - WHAT'S THAT FACE FOR?

1836. BETTER THAN HE LIKES ME?

1837. NO, DON'T EVEN TRIP.

1838. IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.

1839. I'VE JUST BEEN SPENDING

1840. MORE TIME WITH HIM,

1841. SO HE WANTED ME.

1842. HE'S GETTING

1843. SO MUCH MORE CONFIDENT.

1844. REMEMBER IN THE BEGINNING,

1845. HOW HE WOULDN'T PLAY

1846. WITH ANYBODY ELSE?

1847. NOW, HE'S EVEN PLAYING WITH

1848. THAT KID, CRISPIN.

1849. WITH CRISPIN, WHO BY THE WAY

1850. HAPPENED TO SAY "THANK YOU"

1851. WITHOUT BEING TOLD.

1852. AND THAT LITTLE GIRL BECCA,

1853. SHE CAN READ.

1854. SHE'S JUST A BABY.

1855. A CURIOUS GEORGE BOOK,

1856. LIKE A GROWNUP.

1857. WHAT'S THAT FACE?

1858. YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T

1859. IN A LONG TIME.

1860. YEAH, I AIN'T

1861. GOING TO FRONT.

1862. GOT UNDER MY SKIN.

1863. MRS. PLAGER, I CANNOT CONTINUE

1864. TO SUCH DANGEROUS,

1865. SELF-DESTRUCTIVE,

1866. HIGHLY ADDICTIVE BEHAVIOR.

1867. STOPS THE THUMB SUCKING,

1868. OR YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO

1869. FIND YOURSELF ANOTHER PRESCHOOL.

1870. UM, ARE YOU BUSY?

1871. FROM THE GARDEN.

1872. WHAT IS IT?

1873. OK, I JUST THOUGHT

1874. WE'VE LOST THREE MORE STUDENTS.

1875. YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY ARE?

1876. NO, MA'AM.

1877. I KNOW WHERE THEY ARE.

1878. SO DO I.

1879. DADDY DAY CARE.

1880. FIRST, IT WAS AMUSING.

1881. THEN IT WAS ANNOYING.

1882. NOW IT'S REALLY

1883. STARTING TO TICK ME OFF.

1884. SERVICES REGULATIONS.

1885. UH-OH.

1886. HEY, PHIL, GET THE DOOR.

1887. HUH?

1888. GET THE DOOR!

1889. HUH.

1890. ALL RIGHT, I GOT IT.

1891. I GOT IT.

1892. OH, MR. KUBITZ.

1893. YOU DOING HERE?

1894. IS THIS A BAD TIME?

1895. NO, IT'S A GREAT TIME.

1896. WELL, IS—IS THE—

1897. AT HOME?

1898. "MAN OF THE HOUSE."

1899. CHARLIE!

1900. MR. KUBITZ IS HERE

1901. FROM CHILD SERVICES!

1902. I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

1903. SO, UH, LET ME ASK YOU.

1904. W-W-WHERE ARE THE KIDS?

1905. UH, OUTSIDE.

1906. MARVIN'S GIVING THEM

1907. A PUPPET SHOW.

1908. NICE. WHAT'S

1909. ON THE PROGRAM?

1910. PINOCCHIO?

1911. LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD?

1912. NO, UH, WRATH OF KHAN.

1913. HEY, MR. KUBITZ. HI!

1914. HEY, YOU! WAIT!

1915. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

1916. WHAT?

1917. WHAT'S WRONG

1918. WITH YOUR FACE?

1919. MY FACE?

1920. WHAT'S ALL THAT STUFF, MAN?

1921. COME ON.

1922. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

1923. BECCA AND JAMIE.

1924. AH, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

1925. I HAVE TO SEE, UH,

1926. BECAUSE NOW I'M A BIG GIRL.

1927. HE'S HAVING FUN WITH...

1928. MR. KUBITZ, SO WHAT

1929. BRINGS YOU HERE TODAY?

1930. YOU KNOW, I'VE—I'VE RECEIVED

1931. OH, I GUESS WE KNOW

1932. WHO THAT CAME FROM.

1933. WELL, I UNDERSTAND THAT—

1934. THAT YOU'VE ACQUIRED

1935. SINCE MY LAST VISIT.

1936. YES. WE'RE 14

1937. ALTOGETHER NOW.

1938. BUT IT'S STILL THREE ADULTS,

1939. SO WE'RE STILL UNDER

1940. THE 5:1 RATIO.

1941. RIGHT.

1942. BUT YOU SEE, CHARLIE,

1943. IT'S A TOTALLY

1944. DIFFERENT ISSUE THIS TIME.

1945. CHARLIE, CAN I TALK

1946. TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

1947. OH, YEAH,

1948. EXCUSE ME A SECOND.

1949. I'M GOING TO GO HANDLE THIS.

1950. - WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A COOKIE?

1951. - SURE. THANKS...

1952. WHAT'S GOING ON?

1953. - WHAT'S UP?

1954. - FLASH IS GONE.

1955. WHAT DO YOU MEAN,

1956. HE'S GONE? GONE WHERE?

1957. I CAN'T FIND HIM.

1958. YOU GUYS LOOKED EVERYWHERE?

1959. HE'S NOT IN THE GARAGE?

1960. - EVERYWHERE.

1961. - WHAT'RE WE GOING TO DO?

1962. OF PROBLEM OUT HERE?

1963. NO. NOT AT ALL,

1964. MR. KUBITZ.

1965. WE'RE JUST HAVING

1966. OK, BECAUSE IF IT'S—

1967. NO PROBLEM AT ALL.

1968. WHY—WHY DON'T YOU...

1969. HEY, KIDS!

1970. WHY DON'T YOU MEET

1971. OUR GOOD FRIEND, MR. KUBITZ.

1972. SAY HI.

1973. HI, MR. KUBITZ.

1974. HI, GUYS.

1975. HEY, WOULDN'T IT BE NICE

1976. IF MR. KUBITZ PLAYED

1977. IMPORTANT CONVERSATION?

1978. MR. KUBITZ,

1979. WOULD YOU BE SO KIND?

1980. YOU THINK THAT'S

1981. A GOOD IDEA?

1982. YEAH, WE'RE HAVING

1983. SHOULDN'T BE PRIVY TO.

1984. SO, JUST FOR A SECOND.

1985. PLEASE.

1986. OH, SURE. THAT'S DIFFERENT.

1987. I'LL LOOK IN THE BACK YARD.

1988. I'M GONNA GO UPSTAIRS.

1989. I'M GONNA CHECK THE BASEMENT!

1990. DO WE HAVE A BASEMENT?

1991. FLASH!

1992. FLASH!

1993. FLASH!

1994. FLASH!

1995. FLASH!

1996. FLASH!

1997. WE HAVE TO DO THE LAUNDRY. GOD!

1998. WHOO-HOO!

1999. FLASH!

2000. OH, MY GOD!

2001. THEY VAPORIZED HIM!

2002. ALL RIGHT, HE COULDN'T

2003. HAVE GOTTEN TOO FAR.

2004. I'M GONNA CALL THE POLICE.

2005. I'LL CALL HIS PARENTS.

2006. IF ONLY I WERE A BETAZOID,

2007. I COULD SENSE HIM.

2008. HEY, WHICH KID IS THIS?

2009. I DON'T KNOW.

2010. HEY, KID, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

2011. TONY.

2012. TONY. TONY.

2013. FLASH'S NAME IS TONY.

2014. ACTUALLY, FLASH'S NAME

2015. HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.

2016. HEY, TONY,

2017. HOW COME YOU'RE NOT

2018. WEARING YOUR FLASH SUIT?

2019. I DON'T WANT

2020. TO BE FLASH ANYMORE.

2021. YOU DON'T WANT TO BE FLASH?

2022. WHO DO YOU WANT TO BE?

2023. TONY.

2024. DID YOU HEAR THAT?

2025. HE WANTS TO BE TONY.

2026. WANTS TO BE TONY.

2027. OH, THAT'S NICE.

2028. YOU WANT TO BE TONY.

2029. THAT'S GREAT.

2030. HEY, TONY, HAVE A COOKIE.

2031. HAVE A FRESH ONE.

2032. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

2033. OF COURSE, I LOVE YOU.

2034. I'M JUST NOT IN LOVE

2035. WITH YOU.

2036. 15 MONTHS OF THERAPY,

2037. THAT'S THE BEST YOU CAN DO?

2038. I HAVE EVER HEARD.

2039. ABOUT YOU.

2040. WAIT.

2041. FOR WHAT? YOU THINK

2042. THIS IS GONNA CHANGE?

2043. YOU THINK I'M GONNA CHANGE?

2044. WHAT I HAD IN MIND?

2045. BEING A 55-YEAR-OLD MAN,

2046. LIVING WITH HIS MOTHER?

2047. YOU THINK THAT'S MY IDEA

2048. OF A GOOD TIME?

2049. PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE LOSERS.

2050. YOU KNOW, A-ACCORDING TO

2051. STATE REGULATIONS,

2052. A MAXIMUM OF 12 CHILDREN.

2053. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

2054. 'CAUSE WE HAVE PLENTY OF ROOM

2055. HERE FOR THESE KIDS.

2056. CHARLIE, I DON'T

2057. MAKE THE RULES,

2058. I JUST ENFORCE THEM.

2059. YOU CAN'T HAVE

2060. MORE THAN 12 KIDS

2061. AT THIS KIND OF LOCATION.

2062. IN BUSINESS,

2063. TWO KIDS.

2064. SOMEWHERE ELSE, THEN YES.

2065. SO, WHO DO WE CUT LOOSE?

2066. BECCA AND JAMIE?

2067. I CAN'T DO IT.

2068. WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING.

2069. WHY DON'T WE GET

2070. A BIGGER SPACE?

2071. "SPACE... THE FINAL FRONTIER."

2072. HEY, MARVIN, I'M SERIOUS.

2073. HARRIDAN SAID WE'RE NOT REAL.

2074. LET'S GET REAL.

2075. LET'S GET A BIGGER SPACE,

2076. LET'S GET MORE KIDS,

2077. HIRE MORE PEOPLE.

2078. WE'LL GIVE THIS WOMAN

2079. A RUN FOR HER MONEY.

2080. GREAT. LET'S—

2081. LET'S GET A NEW SPACE.

2082. YEAH, FINAL FRONTIER!

2083. YOU KNOW,

2084. IF YOU DON'T STOP

2085. WITH THAT STAR TREK,

2086. I'LL PUSH YOU IN

2087. THAT STICKER BUSH. STOP!

2088. NO! I'M SAYING THAT

2089. "THE FINAL FRONTIER."

2090. AWAY FROM HOME.

2091. JERRY, THE GUY

2092. WHO OWNED THIS PLACE,

2093. COLLECTION OF MEMORABILIA.

2094. UM, OH, YOU KNOW

2095. WHAT HE HAD?

2096. TRICORDER.

2097. IN "THE DOOMSDAY MACHINE."

2098. YEAH, YEAH,

2099. I NEVER SAW THAT EPISODE.

2100. I WAS WITH HIM,

2101. NOT WATCHING ALSO.

2102. OH!

2103. NEEDS A LOT OF WORK.

2104. WE CAN FIX IT UP

2105. HOW WE WANT TO FIX IT UP.

2106. YEAH, BUT WE'RE GONNA NEED

2107. SOME MONEY TO DO THAT.

2108. TO MAKE MONEY,

2109. YOU GOT TO SPEND MONEY.

2110. TO SPEND MONEY,

2111. YOU GOT TO HAVE MONEY.

2112. "ROCK FOR DADDY DAY CARE.

2113. OUR NEW PERMANENT HOME."

2114. WHAT THIS MEANS?

2115. IT'S A CHANCE

2116. HEALTHY COMPETITION?

2117. NO, YOU BUBBLEHEADED IDIOT.

2118. IT'S A DEATH SENTENCE.

2119. ON A BIG ENOUGH SPACE,

2120. THEY'LL RUIN ME.

2121. THEY'RE SELLING FUN.

2122. I CAN'T COMPETE WITH FUN.

2123. I SHOULD'VE CRUSHED THEM

2124. WHEN THEY WERE WEAK.

2125. IT'LL BE HARDER NOW,

2126. BUT I HAVE NO CHOICE.

2127. I'VE GOT TO STOP THEM.

2128. HOW ARE YOU

2129. GONNA DO THAT?

2130. BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.

2131. [Surrender by Cheap Trick

2132. playing]

2133. YEAH, RIDE THE PONY.

2134. PET THE GOAT.

2135. GET A T-SHIRT MADE.

2136. SOMETHING TO EAT.

2137. ENJOY THE MUSIC!

2138. HEY, THEY'RE SHOWING

2139. LOGAN'S RUN, FRIDAY—

2140. FRIDAY NIGHT AT 8:00.

2141. IF YOU'RE NOT BUSY

2142. FRIDAY NIGHTS,

2143. MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO—

2144. OH, YEAH, SURE.

2145. GREAT.

2146. SO WE'RE TALKING, LIKE,

2147. JUST DINNER, BATH, BED?

2148. THE WORKS?

2149. WHAT?

2150. SO YOU CAN GO TO

2151. THE MOVIE, RIGHT?

2152. MARVIN, I WANT YOU

2153. TO GO WITH ME.

2154. OH, YEAH.

2155. YEAH.

2156. OK.

2157. OK. GREAT.

2158. ALL RIGHT.

2159. HERE'S YOUR THING.

2160. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

2161. OK. THANKS. GREAT.

2162. I DON'T THINK

2163. WE SHOULD BE DOING THIS.

2164. JENNIFER, MY DEAR,

2165. AND THERE ARE LOSERS.

2166. TO BE A WINNER,

2167. HAVE TO PLAY DIRTY.

2168. HEY!

2169. I'LL SHOW YOU.

2170. I'LL PAINT MY FACE FIRST.

2171. YOU PAINT YOURSELF.

2172. SEE? PUT A LITTLE PAINT.

2173. AND I'M JUST GOING TO...

2174. WHAT'S WRONG?

2175. THAT'S NOT PAINT!

2176. IT'S GLUE!

2177. POTATO SALAD?

2178. IT IS SO GOOD.

2179. HAVE YOU TRIED IT?

2180. REALLY. IT IS SO GOOD.

2181. WHAT'S UP?

2182. EW, LOOK.

2183. EXCEPT FOR THE PIES.

2184. OK, DON'T PANIC.

2185. DON'T PANIC.

2186. WE'LL JUST SELL

2187. THE PEOPLE PIES, THAT'S ALL.

2188. OH.

2189. WOW. GOATS REALLY

2190. LOVE PIE.

2191. FOR TWO HOURS.

2192. YOU GOT IT.

2193. AND LET'S GO BACK

2194. TO HAVING FUN.

2195. OK?

2196. H-HOW'D WE DO?

2197. WE HAVEN'T EVEN

2198. PUT A DENT IN IT.

2199. HELLO?

2200. CHARLIE, JIM FIELDS.

2201. HEY, HOW'S YOUR

2202. VACATION GOING?

2203. NO, I'M JUST PULLING

2204. YOUR LEG.

2205. LISTEN, BUDDY,

2206. FOR WORK?

2207. 'CAUSE I'VE GOT

2208. A JOB FOR YOU,

2209. UNLESS YOU'VE GOT

2210. OTHER OFFERS.

2211. NO, NO,

2212. IT'S REALLY INTERESTING.

2213. IT'S, UH, THAT'S INTERESTING.

2214. BUT IT'S JUST— I'VE GOT

2215. SOMETHING GOING ON RIGHT NOW.

2216. BEFORE YOU SAY NO,

2217. THE PROPOSAL.

2218. AT THE NUMBERS,

2219. YOU THINK ABOUT IT,

2220. THEN YOU GET BACK TO ME.

2221. YEAH.

2222. OK. GREAT.

2223. AND DAUGHTER... SON.

2224. MISS HARRIDAN.

2225. LET ME GUESS.

2226. YOU COULDN'T GET

2227. CHILD SERVICES TO COME BACK,

2228. SO YOU'RE DOING

2229. THE INSPECTION YOURSELF.

2230. I APOLOGIZE.

2231. I DON'T LIKE TO BE SNEAKY.

2232. STILL, RULES ARE RULES.

2233. MAY I COME IN?

2234. I HAVE A PROPOSITION FOR YOU.

2235. OH, YEAH, PLEASE DO.

2236. CAN I GET YOU SOME, UH,

2237. OR EYE OF NEWT, MAYBE?

2238. WATER WOULD BE LOVELY.

2239. THANK YOU.

2240. WATER.

2241. THAT'S AN EASY ONE.

2242. YOU DON'T MIND TAP WATER,

2243. DO YOU?

2244. WE'RE OUT OF

2245. THE BOTTLED WATER.

2246. AHEM.

2247. SO, MISS HARRIDAN,

2248. WHY ARE YOU HERE?

2249. YOU SEEM SMART,

2250. TALENTED, HIGHLY AMBITIOUS.

2251. RUNNING A DAY CARE CENTER?

2252. WELL, MAYBE I ENJOY

2253. RUNNING A DAY CARE CENTER.

2254. OBVIOUSLY.

2255. THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?

2256. AS A BUSINESSMAN,

2257. YOU'D HAVE MONEY,

2258. POWER, RESPECT.

2259. YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO THROW

2260. A BUNCH OF THREE-YEAR-OLDS?

2261. YOU KNOW, I SAID

2262. TO YOUR PROPOSITION.

2263. I'M ALL EARS, AND I'VE GOT

2264. OTHER THINGS TO DO,

2265. SO IF YOU'D BE SO KIND—

2266. OH, ALL RIGHT.

2267. SHOULD CLOSE,

2268. FOR WHATEVER REASON,

2269. I'LL TAKE ALL YOUR CHILDREN

2270. FOR THE PRICE YOU CHARGE.

2271. AT ROCK-BOTTOM PRICES.

2272. THINK ABOUT IT.

2273. NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.

2274. MMM-HMM.

2275. YOU'RE BLOWING US OFF

2276. FOR COTTONY COTTON BALLS?

2277. NO, COTTON CANDY PUFFS.

2278. WAS MY IDEA.

2279. TO DOUBLE MY SALARY,

2280. AND LET ME RUN

2281. THE WHOLE DIVISION.

2282. SO, YES,

2283. I AM TAKING MYSELF BACK.

2284. GO AHEAD,

2285. IF THAT'S WHAT'S IMPORTANT

2286. TO YOU. I MEAN...

2287. PHIL AND I CAN MANAGE.

2288. WE'LL JUST FIND

2289. SOMEBODY ELSE. RIGHT?

2290. UH, I—I'M GOING, TOO.

2291. THIS IS, LIKE, WORSE THAN

2292. ON STAR TREK V.

2293. HEY, MARVIN,

2294. IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.

2295. TO COME BACK WITH US.

2296. THIS TIME. WE WANT YOU

2297. TO BE PART OF OUR TEAM.

2298. WHATEVER, I DON'T WANNA

2299. BE ON THAT TEAM.

2300. I WANT TO BE ON THIS TEAM.

2301. ABOUT THIS, MAN.

2302. IT'S A GREAT OPPORTUNITY.

2303. NO, THIS RIGHT HERE

2304. IS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY.

2305. MARVIN, THIS BUSINESS—

2306. THAT HAS LIMITS.

2307. AND WE'VE REACHED THEM, OK?

2308. ME AND PHIL,

2309. TO THINK ABOUT.

2310. TO TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION.

2311. WHAT ABOUT RIGHT NOW?

2312. WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS?

2313. HEY...

2314. BEFORE DADDY DAY CARE,

2315. AND THEY'LL BE FINE

2316. WHEN IT'S OVER.

2317. THAT, CHARLIE.

2318. A PLACE WHERE I FIT IN,

2319. I'M DOING SOMETHING GOOD,

2320. AND YOU GUYS JUST...

2321. YOU JUST SPOIL IT ALL.

2322. WELL, THAT COULDN'T

2323. HAVE GONE WORSE.

2324. IF YOU THINK THAT WENT BAD,

2325. WAIT TILL WE TELL THE KIDS.

2326. CAN I GO TO WORK WITH YOU?

2327. OH, NO, YOU CAN'T GO

2328. TO WORK WITH ME,

2329. VISIT ME AT WORK.

2330. AND DADDY'S GONNA BE HOME

2331. AT NIGHT AND ON THE WEEKENDS.

2332. YOU KNOW, WE CAN STILL HAVE

2333. LOTS OF FUN TOGETHER.

2334. STILL BE HERE?

2335. NO, I'M SORRY,

2336. LITTLE MAN.

2337. THEY'RE NOT GOING

2338. TO BE AROUND ANYMORE.

2339. IT'S JUST FOR A WHILE, RIGHT?

2340. THEN YOU'RE GOING TO COME BACK

2341. AND DO DADDY DAY CARE AGAIN.

2342. NO, THIS IS—

2343. THIS IS FROM NOW ON.

2344. DADDY DAY CARE,

2345. WE'RE NOT DOING

2346. THAT ANYMORE, BEN.

2347. IF DADDY DOES THIS, RIGHT,

2348. I CAN GET MONEY FOR US.

2349. TO PLAY WITH.

2350. I'LL SELL ALL MY TOYS.

2351. OH, WHY YOU WANT TO SELL

2352. ALL YOUR TOYS?

2353. IF I DON'T HAVE TOYS,

2354. WE DON'T NEED MONEY,

2355. AND YOU CAN STAY WITH ME.

2356. THAT SIMPLE, BEN.

2357. READY BY NEXT WEEK.

2358. OK, LET'S, UH,

2359. KICK IT AROUND.

2360. OF COTTON CANDY?

2361. CLOWNS.

2362. CHOCOLATE.

2363. CAVITIES.

2364. HYPERACTIVITY,

2365. CAVITIES, AND DENTIST BILLS.

2366. THAT'S WHAT I...

2367. HEY, LOOK,

2368. I'VE BEEN TO THE OTHER SIDE,

2369. AND I'VE SEEN FIRSTHAND.

2370. THIS KINDA STUFF,

2371. THEY NEED AN AIR BAG.

2372. TO THESE COTTON CANDY BALLS?

2373. PUFFS.

2374. UH, "PUFFS."

2375. I'M SORRY.

2376. YOU KNOW WHAT'S IN HERE?

2377. RED DYE NUMBER FOUR AND SUGAR.

2378. YOU KNOW WHAT, PEOPLE?

2379. CHARLIE IS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

2380. YOU CAN'T IGNORE THE REALITY.

2381. FOR THEIR KIDS.

2382. OF THEIR EARS.

2383. HEY, CHARLIE, YOU GOT

2384. THOSE FIGURES THAT I GAVE YOU?

2385. YEAH, I GOT THEM

2386. RIGHT HERE.

2387. JUST GIVE ME A SECOND TO...

2388. OF THIS PRODUCT.

2389. THE SUBJECTS THAT WERE TESTED,

2390. AGED TWO TO SIX,

2391. BRANDING YEARS...

2392. CHARLIE,

2393. YOU WANT TO JOIN US?

2394. I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT,

2395. JIM. YEAH.

2396. WHY DON'T YOU TELL EVERYBODY

2397. WHAT THE CORE VALUE IS?

2398. WHAT'S THE MOST

2399. IMPORTANT THING?

2400. MY KID.

2401. HUH?

2402. MY KID, JIM,

2403. THAT'S THE MOST

2404. IMPORTANT THING. MY KID.

2405. AND I THINK I'VE MADE

2406. A TREMENDOUS MISTAKE.

2407. AND SO, UH, I QUIT.

2408. OOH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?

2409. YOU SCARED ME.

2410. HOW WAS

2411. THE MARKETING MEETING?

2412. I QUIT.

2413. - WHAT?

2414. - I QUIT.

2415. YOU QUIT?

2416. AND I FEEL GREAT.

2417. YOU SHOULD QUIT WITH ME.

2418. I SHOULD QUIT?

2419. QUIT WITH ME RIGHT NOW.

2420. WE JUST GOT HERE.

2421. HOW I'M FEELING? QUIT.

2422. COME ON.

2423. QUIT!

2424. QUIT WITH ME.

2425. HEY, MARVIN,

2426. YOU WEREN'T GOING TO SELL

2427. THE CARROT SUIT, WERE YOU?

2428. THE KIDS LOVE THAT.

2429. IS NOT FOR SALE!

2430. ATE THE "PORRIDGE"

2431. BECAUSE SHE WAS "HUNGRY."

2432. BUT WHAT WOULD FREUD SAY?

2433. OF CHILDHOOD DEVELOPMENT.

2434. THEY'RE PART OF

2435. AT CHAPMAN.

2436. IF YOU'LL FOLLOW ME

2437. THIS WAY.

2438. ON THE PATH OF LIFE,

2439. ARE ESSENTIAL.

2440. WITH OUR FIRM GUIDANCE,

2441. RIGHT HERE AT CHAPMAN.

2442. A CLIMBING VINE.

2443. WITH STRUCTURE TO CLING TO,

2444. TO TEND THEM,

2445. THEY'LL GROW TO THE SKY.

2446. THAT'S THE DUMBEST THING

2447. I EVER HEARD.

2448. WE'RE NOT TALKING

2449. ABOUT PLANTS,

2450. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT KIDS.

2451. I KNOW YOU PEOPLE DON'T WANT

2452. YOUR THREE-YEAR-OLDS.

2453. WITH ACHIEVEMENT.

2454. NO, WHAT

2455. I'M UNCOMFORTABLE WITH

2456. LIKE IT'S AN ADULT.

2457. LET YOUR KIDS COME HERE,

2458. THEY'RE GONNA BE MISERABLE

2459. IN FOUR DIFFERENT LANGUAGES.

2460. FIVE.

2461. IN THE FALL.

2462. DO YOU LISTEN TO THEM IN?

2463. AND JUST TALK TO THEM?

2464. LISTEN TO 'EM AND SEE

2465. WHAT THEY WANT.

2466. THEY'RE CHILDREN,

2467. THEY DON'T KNOW

2468. WHAT THEY WANT.

2469. YES, THEY DO KNOW

2470. WHAT THEY WANT.

2471. ALL OF THEM.

2472. AND THEY'RE ALL DIFFERENT.

2473. WE TOOK SOME TIME,

2474. WE TALKED TO THE KIDS,

2475. GOT TO KNOW THEM A LITTLE BIT.

2476. AND IT MADE A DIFFERENCE.

2477. IT HELPED THEM.

2478. OH, PLEASE.

2479. SHARE YOUR SUCCESS.

2480. WHY DON'T YOU TELL

2481. HOW YOU HELP THEIR CHILDREN?

2482. MAX.

2483. POTTY-TRAINED NOW, OK?

2484. I DON'T MISS.

2485. THAT'S RIGHT.

2486. AND BECCA LEARNED HOW TO READ.

2487. YES, I DID.

2488. AND CRISPIN.

2489. YOU'D EVER WANT TO MEET.

2490. THANK YOU, CHARLIE.

2491. YOU ARE MOST WELCOME, CRISPIN.

2492. AND I MADE FRIENDS.

2493. THAT'S RIGHT, LITTLE MAN,

2494. YOU MADE SOME FRIENDS.

2495. AS OF THIS MOMENT,

2496. IS BACK IN BUSINESS.

2497. DON'T BE A FOOL.

2498. YOU WON'T MAKE A NICKEL.

2499. YEAH, WE MIGHT NOT GET RICH,

2500. BUT WE'LL MANAGE.

2501. EXCUSE ME.

2502. ALL RIGHT, HUH?

2503. HOW ABOUT THAT?

2504. HEY, ALL RIGHT.

2505. DADDY.

2506. HEY LISTEN,

2507. A CHILD-CARE CENTER.

2508. TO RAISE SOME CHILDREN.

2509. THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO BE

2510. FROM NOW ON, A FAMILY.

2511. FAMILY?

2512. WHAT A LAUGHABLE CONCEPT!

2513. WELL, WE'LL GOING TO

2514. DOWN THE DRIVEWAY.

2515. BYE, MISS HARRIDAN.

2516. BYE, MISS HARRIDAN.

2517. BYE, MISS HARRIDAN.

2518. COME ON! LET'S GO!

2519. GET IN THERE! COME ON!

2520. LET'S GO! COME ON!

2521. COME ON! HOLD UP!

2522. OK, EVERYBODY'S

2523. HOLDING HANDS, RIGHT?

2524. YEAH, RIGHT.

2525. LET'S GO.

2526. "DADDY DAY CARE."

2527. JENNIFER, HOW COULD YOU?

2528. IT'S A REALLY

2529. GREAT PLACE TO WORK.

2530. YOU SHOULD APPLY THERE.

2531. OR NOT.

2532. HAVE A NICE DAY,

2533. MISS HARRIDAN.

2534. THAT'S NICE.

2535. OH! OH! OH!

2536. HELP!

2537. HELP! STUCK!

2538. ALL RIGHT, HERE I COME.

2539. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

2540. HELP! HELP! HELP!

2541. I'M STUCK!

2542. LOSER, LOSER.

2543. LOSER.

2544. OH! HEY, LITTLE MAN.

2545. I'D SAY THIS

2546. WASN'T A BAD TRADEOFF.

2547. YEAH, DAD.

2548. AND, ACTION.

2549. WE CAN SPEND...

2550. YOU KNOW, WE CAN'T SPEND

2551. MONEY WITHOUT HAVING IT.

2552. HOLD ON ONE SECOND.

2553. WHAT, ARE YOU

2554. BEING BEAMED UP?

2555. IT'S CAPTAIN KIRK.

2556. IT IS!

2557. ACTION.

2558. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU

2559. DOING TO ME?

2560. PUDDING ON MY HAND.

2561. OK, WAIT A MINUTE.

2562. TAKE YOU FOR INSTANCE,

2563. IN A STICKER BUSH.

2564. YOU COULDN'T PUSH ME.

2565. NO, I'D USE

2566. A SHOVEL ON YOU.

2567. BUSY.

2568. HANGING OUT WITH YOU.

2569. HOW THAT SOUND?

2570. WHOA! SEE, YOU GOING TO

2571. HAVE TO WORK ON IT.

2572. MAZEL TOV.

2573. YOU BROKE MY YO-YO?

2574. GAVE ME A NEW ONE.

2575. THAT'S WHY

2576. YOU SENT ME TO BED.

2577. WOW, YOU'VE BEEN WRITING.

2578. NO, I CAN'T—

2579. I CAN'T EVEN WRITE

2580. MY LETTERS.

2581. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

2582. YOU'RE KILLING ME.

2583. YOU'RE REALLY KILLING ME.

2584. JOE FRAZIER'S

2585. SMOKIN' SKILLETS!

2586. IN THE CITY OF BROTHERLY LOVE.

2587. THAT'S GOOD—

2588. THAT'S A GOOD THING.

2589. OK, EDDIE.

2590. A LITTLE TOO MUCH DIRECTION,

2591. DIDN'T THEY?

2592. OK, STOP BEFORE

2593. YOU PEE ON YOURSELF.

2594. WHAT IS MY LINE?

2595. "I'LL SELL

2596. ALL MY TOYS."

2597. I'LL SELL ALL MY TOYS.

2598. I'LL SAY MY OTHER

2599. LINE OVER AGAIN,

2600. BECAUSE I MESSED IT UP.

2601. SO LET ME SAY IT AGAIN.

2602. I SAY, "YOU—"

2603. ACTION!

2604. OK, THANK YOU.

2605. LET IT GO FOR A SECOND. THERE.

2606. THANK YOU.

2607. THAT'S WHY I KNOW

2608. WE HAVEN'T BEEN

2609. TO THE MOON.

2610. IT'S PREPARING ME

2611. FOR MY FUTURE.

2612. YOU HUNGRY?

2613. YEAH.

2614. FEEL LIKE EATING?

2615. AND JELLY SANDWICH.

2616. AND JELLY SANDWICH.

2617. - I DON'T KNOW.

2618. - AFTER THIS SCENE.

2619. WHAT'S SO FUNNY?