1. Oh, no.
We're starting here? Okay.Copy !req
2. From the very beginning
I've always made a statement.Copy !req
3. Not everyone appreciated that.Copy !req
4. That's unfortunate.Copy !req
5. But I wasn't for everyone.Copy !req
6. Speaking of statements, here's one.Copy !req
7. That necklace is the reason I'm dead.Copy !req
8. But I'm getting ahead of myself.Copy !req
9. From an early age,
I realised I saw the worldCopy !req
10. differently than everyone else.Copy !req
11. Look!Copy !req
12. Well, that's not the pattern.Copy !req
13. You have to follow the pattern.Copy !req
14. There's a way of doing things.Copy !req
15. - That's ugly.
Including my mother.Copy !req
16. That's cruel.Copy !req
17. Your name's Estella, not Cruella.Copy !req
18. It wasn't her I was challenging,Copy !req
19. it was the world.Copy !req
20. But, of course, my mother knew that.Copy !req
21. That's what worried her.Copy !req
22. Remember, you belong here
as much as anyone.Copy !req
23. They're lucky to have you.Copy !req
24. Agreed.Copy !req
25. Hey, what do you say to Cruella
when she tries to get the better of you?Copy !req
26. Thank you for coming
but you may go now.Copy !req
27. Good. Now say goodbye to her.Copy !req
28. Goodbye, Cruella.Copy !req
29. And wear the hat.Copy !req
30. I don't need the hat.Copy !req
31. Well, be polite. And good.Copy !req
32. And friendly.Copy !req
33. How does the saying go?Copy !req
34. "I am woman. Hear me roar.”Copy !req
35. Well that wasn't much
of a thing back in 1964,Copy !req
36. but it was about to be.Copy !req
37. Hi, my name's Estella.Copy !req
38. Look. A skunk's got loose
in the building.Copy !req
39. Nice jacket.Copy !req
40. Hi, I'm Anita.Copy !req
41. Estella.Copy !req
42. Ignore them.Copy !req
43. Just did. But it might not last.Copy !req
44. "Ignore them"?Copy !req
45. Didn't I just say, "Hear me roar"?Copy !req
46. Fight! Fight! Fight!Copy !req
47. That didn't sit well
with some people.Copy !req
48. This is a blot on your copybook.Copy !req
49. Okay, that didn't
sit well with a lot of people.Copy !req
50. Enough.Copy !req
51. She deserved it!Copy !req
52. But I found friends
in unlikely places.Copy !req
53. Hello.Copy !req
54. Like this guy.Copy !req
55. There's a dog?Copy !req
56. Buddy. I found him.Copy !req
57. And not this guy.Copy !req
58. Her. Anita Darling.
What a fabulous name.Copy !req
59. You could say
I pretty much roared my wayCopy !req
60. through all of primary school.Copy !req
61. Almost.Copy !req
62. Well, I think it's clear
what happens now.Copy !req
63. Estella, you are expelled...Copy !req
64. I'm withdrawing her from your school.Copy !req
65. I'm expelling her.Copy !req
66. It's too late because
I withdrew her first,Copy !req
67. so that can't be on her record.Copy !req
68. I'd said expelled. I'd already said it.Copy !req
69. Hadn't.Copy !req
70. Didn't.Copy !req
71. And, might I say, your school
seems to turn out horrible childrenCopy !req
72. with no creativity or compassion.Copy !req
73. Or genius.Copy !req
74. You're out.Copy !req
75. Out!Copy !req
76. Being a genius is one thing.Copy !req
77. Raising a genius, however,
does come with its challenges.Copy !req
78. London, here we come!Copy !req
79. Well, we don't really have a choice.Copy !req
80. You have no school.
It's nothing to celebrate.Copy !req
81. Well...Copy !req
82. Can't be a fashion designer
in a small town, anyway.Copy !req
83. Can we go here?Copy !req
84. Regent's Park? Perfect.Copy !req
85. When we get to the city,
first thing we'll do,Copy !req
86. we'll go to the fountain,
and we'll have a cup of teaCopy !req
87. and we'll start planning
how to make this London thing work.Copy !req
88. Why are you in your best dress?Copy !req
89. I need to make a stop
on our way to the city.Copy !req
90. Just ask a friend for a little help
to get us on our feet.Copy !req
91. What friend?Copy !req
92. Well, a friend because
of the situation that we're in.Copy !req
93. I'll be less trouble from now on, mum.Copy !req
94. I promise.Copy !req
95. I meant it when I said it.Copy !req
96. When a girl like me
makes a promise like that,Copy !req
97. you don't take her to a place like this.Copy !req
98. What is this place?Copy !req
99. Wear it. It looks good.Copy !req
100. Looks better without, I think.
Be yours one day.Copy !req
101. It's a family heirloom.Copy !req
102. - Will you mind it for me?
- Really?Copy !req
103. Come on, Buddy.Copy !req
104. Er, Estella.Copy !req
105. Serious voice.Copy !req
106. Stay in the car. I won't be long.Copy !req
107. Mum!Copy !req
108. I need you to lie low.Copy !req
109. Lie low while wearing a hat?Copy !req
110. Exactly. Love you.Copy !req
111. Love you more.Copy !req
112. Don't worry, she'll be back soon.Copy !req
113. I did try to lay low.Copy !req
114. Is that fur and chiffon?
In the one gown?Copy !req
115. But, as you can see,
I broke the promise.Copy !req
116. Just a little.Copy !req
117. [ am. I'm sure
it'll be quite extravagant.Copy !req
118. It usually is, isn't it?Copy !req
119. Go to the east garden.
I'll see what I can do.Copy !req
120. I figured while mum was busyCopy !req
121. seeing her mysterious friend,Copy !req
122. I'd just take a little peek.Copy !req
123. The problem was,Copy !req
124. that little peek
pretty much blew my mind.Copy !req
125. I had no idea where I was
or what it was.Copy !req
126. I just knew that,
for the first time in my life,Copy !req
127. I felt like I belonged.Copy !req
128. Buddy, unfortunately, did not.Copy !req
129. Buddy! No!Copy !req
130. Got ya.Copy !req
131. Keep the hat on,
before anyone sees that.Copy !req
132. / could've blamed Buddy
for what happened next.Copy !req
133. I just need a little help,
just to get us on our feet.Copy !req
134. But the truth is,
I did escalate things.Copy !req
135. - Oh, my goodness!Copy !req
136. Oh, crumbs!Copy !req
137. And I will keep my mouth shut,Copy !req
138. and I will never come back here.Copy !req
139. - Mum!
She's my life.Copy !req
140. No!Copy !req
141. There are no words.Copy !req
142. There's been
the most dreadful accident.Copy !req
143. It was my fault.Copy !req
144. Police Commissioner Weston!Copy !req
145. A woman...Copy !req
146. She was threatening me,
demanding money. I...Copy !req
147. I had killed my mother.Copy !req
148. I think they were chasing someone.Copy !req
149. Search the grounds!Copy !req
150. And in that moment...Copy !req
151. Search the grounds!Copy !req
152. the best I could think to doCopy !req
153. was run.Copy !req
154. And I ran for a long time.Copy !req
155. I made it to London after all.Copy !req
156. Regent's Park.Copy !req
157. But no tea.Copy !req
158. It's all my fault, Buddy.Copy !req
159. No mum.Copy !req
160. I never should've gone in.Copy !req
161. I was an orphan.Copy !req
162. My necklace.Copy !req
163. Sad story.Copy !req
164. Genius girl turns into stupid girl
who gets her mother killedCopy !req
165. and ends up alone.Copy !req
166. But a new day brings new opportunitiesCopy !req
167. or at least a couple of
petty thieves. Horace...Copy !req
168. Sir, please could you
spare some change?Copy !req
169. No, sorry.Copy !req
170. and Jasper.Copy !req
171. Morning.Copy !req
172. Stay back!Copy !req
173. Horace was generally annoying.Copy !req
174. Ow!Copy !req
175. Go back to your family, little girl!Copy !req
176. Jasper was the insightful one.Copy !req
177. She has no family.Copy !req
178. Which was also annoying.Copy !req
179. And Wink was just plain friendly.Copy !req
180. Again, annoying.Copy !req
181. - Buddy!Copy !req
182. - Oil
- Come on, Horace.Copy !req
183. But they were a better option
than being in jail.Copy !req
184. Stop!Copy !req
185. Police!Copy !req
186. Oi, you little scallywags!Copy !req
187. That was close.Copy !req
188. - I think we lost her.Copy !req
189. You think?Copy !req
190. Where are we?Copy !req
191. So, what's your story?Copy !req
192. Where are your parents?Copy !req
193. My mum's dead.Copy !req
194. ! skipped over the part
where I killed her.Copy !req
195. I think you should stay here,
be a part of our gang.Copy !req
196. She should what?
What, what, what?Copy !req
197. This has not been discussed.Copy !req
198. It's being discussed now.
And we could use a girlCopy !req
199. to look innocent and be a distraction.Copy !req
200. I wanted to be a fashion designer,Copy !req
201. not a thief.Copy !req
202. You don't got that many options.
Just us.Copy !req
203. He was right. I was a fugitive.Copy !req
204. - Is she crying again?Copy !req
205. Her mum died.
You remember what that's like.Copy !req
206. And there was one thing
I knew they'd be looking for.Copy !req
207. Cripes!Copy !req
208. I need to dye my hair.Copy !req
209. I don't know, I quite like it.Copy !req
210. Granted, being a thief
is not exactly a mother's dream,Copy !req
211. but she was gone.Copy !req
212. Don't worry, we're just getting started.Copy !req
213. There's lots more bad things coming...Copy !req
214. I promise.Copy !req
215. Let's go, Buddy.Copy !req
216. We're on!Copy !req
217. Before I knew it, ten years had passed.Copy !req
218. You could even say
we had made a home for ourselves.Copy !req
219. Horace! Heads-up!Copy !req
220. Two minutes! It's stoppage time.Copy !req
221. We were like a family.Copy !req
222. Horace, let's go!Copy !req
223. - A family that's good at...
- Get dressed!Copy !req
224. Stealing stuff.Copy !req
225. I'm frightfully sorry.Copy !req
226. Do you know if Piccadilly is the next...Copy !req
227. Really,Copy !req
228. really,Copy !req
229. really good.Copy !req
230. - Oh, this is me.Copy !req
231. We expanded our business.Copy !req
232. I designed fabulous disguises.Copy !req
233. We'd steal.Copy !req
234. There you go, madam.Copy !req
235. I'd design.Copy !req
236. We'd steal.Copy !req
237. Not your dog!
We are not coming back here!Copy !req
238. Design.Copy !req
239. It was a beautiful operation.Copy !req
240. I got to do what I love,Copy !req
241. and we were reaping the rewards.Copy !req
242. But, as good as things were, I felt
I was meant for more in this life.Copy !req
243. That my mum would've wanted more for me.Copy !req
244. I just didn't know what.Copy !req
245. Hey! Psst!Copy !req
246. What are you doing?Copy !req
247. Just bored.Copy !req
248. Bored? Are you kidding?Copy !req
249. I found a tiny TV.Copy !req
250. Japanese fellow asleep on the bed.Copy !req
251. Er, excuse me, who are you three?Copy !req
252. Run.Copy !req
253. Good Lord!Copy !req
254. Oi! Thieves!Copy !req
255. Two, three!Copy !req
256. Happy birthday to you!Copy !req
257. Happy birthday to you!Copy !req
258. Happy birthday, dear Estell-la-la-la-la!Copy !req
259. Happy birthday to you!Copy !req
260. And me and JasperCopy !req
261. And Wink and BuddyCopy !req
262. This is the nicest birthday in...Copy !req
263. In a while.Copy !req
264. Not for Judy.Copy !req
265. - Who's Judy?
- It doesn't matter.Copy !req
266. It is not a big deal. She just...Copy !req
267. Oh, Judy.Copy !req
268. might be hungry.Copy !req
269. - Make a wish.
- Thanks, guys. Thanks, Judy.Copy !req
270. What's this?Copy !req
271. This is an offer of employment
from Liberty of London.Copy !req
272. Entry-level position.Copy !req
273. Oh, I hope it's a burger place, right?Copy !req
274. No, it's the most fashionable
department store in the city.Copy !req
275. How did you do this?Copy !req
276. Pulled a couple of strings.Copy !req
277. I love Liberty!Copy !req
278. Yeah, I know you do.
I see you look at it every time we pass.Copy !req
279. Now, I might have padded out
your CV a bit.Copy !req
280. As in, completely. Invented it.Copy !req
281. We've all done it.Copy !req
282. Yeah, we've all done it.
Everyone does it.Copy !req
283. Invented a few references.Copy !req
284. If they ask you
how you know Prince Charles,Copy !req
285. you just say it's a polo thing.Copy !req
286. Right.Copy !req
287. Happy birthday.Copy !req
288. "Polo thing."Copy !req
289. So, what is the angle?Copy !req
290. There is no angle,
other than Estella living her dream.Copy !req
291. Right. Okay.
- Yeah.Copy !req
292. What is it really?
What's the angle?Copy !req
293. No, there is...
All right, I'll tell you what,Copy !req
294. the angle is that
Estella is way too talentedCopy !req
295. to be doing grifts
with the likes of me and you.Copy !req
296. Thanks, Jasper.Copy !req
297. It's all right.Copy !req
298. Mum, I got my chance.
The one I always wanted.Copy !req
299. Trust me, I'm going to keep
my head down and make it.Copy !req
300. Cheers.Copy !req
301. Liberty of London.Copy !req
302. It was the pinnacle of fashion
in the '70s.Copy !req
303. They carried all the best designers.Copy !req
304. And now I worked there.Copy !req
305. Now, you mentioned the scarf as well.Copy !req
306. On Tuesday?Copy !req
307. I have it right in front of me here.Copy !req
308. I told him to be very specific
about what I wrote.Copy !req
309. Ah, excuse me, sir.Copy !req
310. I had a thought
about the front window...Copy !req
311. I gave you your job description.Copy !req
312. Don't go outside the boundaries
of your engagement. Please.Copy !req
313. - Not now.Copy !req
314. - Ah! Sir...
- Not now.Copy !req
315. No, no, no.Copy !req
316. Not now.Copy !req
317. Ah!Copy !req
318. Sir, I just wanted to say,
I really am a dab hand with a needleCopy !req
319. if Alterations could use anything.Copy !req
320. Why are you talking and not cleaning?Copy !req
321. Did you do all the bathrooms
according to the regulations I gave you?Copy !req
322. - Soap, water, mop, bleach, polish?
- I did.Copy !req
323. - In that order?
- Yes.Copy !req
324. But Alterations, you wouldn't...Copy !req
325. regret it.Copy !req
326. - Hey.
- Hey!Copy !req
327. Hi.Copy !req
328. You forgot your lunch.Copy !req
329. Thank you.Copy !req
330. No.Copy !req
331. What?Copy !req
332. I'm not letting you in that window,
So you can try and crack the safe.Copy !req
333. - That's not the angle?
- No. There is no angle.Copy !req
334. There's no angle.Copy !req
335. What do you mean, there's no angle?
Come on, Wink!Copy !req
336. There's no angle.Copy !req
337. Horace.Copy !req
338. Thanks for lunch. Bye, Wink.Copy !req
339. Really?Copy !req
340. Perfect.Copy !req
341. I feel sad
that you think that looks good.Copy !req
342. What?Copy !req
343. I feel sad you think
that looks good.Copy !req
344. Afternoon.Copy !req
345. Lovely hat.Copy !req
346. Whatever covers your neck more.Copy !req
347. You have...Copy !req
348. a circular slice of banana
on your cheek.Copy !req
349. Other side.Copy !req
350. - My office. Now! Now, now.
- Okay.Copy !req
351. Before you fire me,
I have something to say.Copy !req
352. Clean my office, top to bottom.Copy !req
353. And, er, when you come in tomorrow,
try and remember to bring a brain.Copy !req
354. That seems uncalled for.Copy !req
355. I believe that lurking underneathCopy !req
356. that starchy, half-size-too-small,
bum-clencher of a suitCopy !req
357. lies a kind man who wants
to give a brilliant kid another shot.Copy !req
358. Clean, now!Copy !req
359. I just can't leave you
looking like that.Copy !req
360. It would be cruel.Copy !req
361. Why'd you go to sleep in a window?Copy !req
362. Who's... What...Copy !req
363. Oh...Copy !req
364. Oh, but seriously,
how much better do you look?Copy !req
365. No! No!Copy !req
366. Hello.Copy !req
367. Out! Out!Copy !req
368. Oh, farts.Copy !req
369. Come with me. Leave the bag.Copy !req
370. - Thousand apologies.Copy !req
371. Horace, no!Copy !req
372. I'm calling the police, vandal.Copy !req
373. She's coming!
The Baroness. She's out front.Copy !req
374. - What?
- The Baroness!Copy !req
375. She's coming!Copy !req
376. No!Copy !req
377. Hello. Is there a, er, back way out,
or...Copy !req
378. The Baroness.Copy !req
379. The fashion designer!
I want to see her.Copy !req
380. Find the girl.Copy !req
381. That's her.Copy !req
382. Estella, they're distracted.Copy !req
383. - Let's go!Copy !req
384. Baroness.Copy !req
385. Outside. That window display.Copy !req
386. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
387. I can explain that.Copy !req
388. You're right, time to go.Copy !req
389. Sorry, Baroness...Copy !req
390. Get her.Copy !req
391. She's the vandal who messed up
the whole new window display.Copy !req
392. Hello.Copy !req
393. We're dealing with it.Copy !req
394. All right, easy, easy, easy!Copy !req
395. So she works here?Copy !req
396. Oh, no, no. She was fired. Yeah.Copy !req
397. We try to give these wretches a chance,
but, um, breeding.Copy !req
398. Need I say more?Copy !req
399. So she doesn't work here?Copy !req
400. Sorry.
I'm not convinced I know...Copy !req
401. You're sweating, and I can smell you.Copy !req
402. Brilliant. Thank you.Copy !req
403. You. Grubby girl.Copy !req
404. Yes?Copy !req
405. Jeffrey, card.Copy !req
406. Card?Copy !req
407. You're hired. This address.
5:00 a.m. Don't be late.Copy !req
408. Teeth. Teeth.Copy !req
409. You're a fool.Copy !req
410. That girl put together
a better window displayCopy !req
411. than I've seen here for 10 years.Copy !req
412. Hear, hear!Copy !req
413. You were right,
this is a very good shop.Copy !req
414. God, it's all so depressing.Copy !req
415. She liked my window, Jasper.
She liked my window!Copy !req
416. I'm happy for you.Copy !req
417. It's all thanks to you.Copy !req
418. No.Copy !req
419. So...Copy !req
420. This was the angle, then?Copy !req
421. It's funny how
those happy accidentsCopy !req
422. can change the whole direction
of your life.Copy !req
423. Although, looking back,
"happy" may be the wrong word.Copy !req
424. Ah, you.Copy !req
425. Quickly, come on!Copy !req
426. Right, okay.Copy !req
427. Come along. Up here.Copy !req
428. Silence!Copy !req
429. My last show was a triumph.Copy !req
430. Shall I read to you from Tattletale?Copy !req
431. "Baroness designs stunned
with her reinvention of the A-lineCopy !req
432. - "with a bias cut and higher line...Copy !req
433. "... that reshapes the silhouette
in such an audacious wayCopy !req
434. "the audience broke into
rapturous applause at first sight.Copy !req
435. "She really is a genius."Copy !req
436. I'll read that bit again, shall 1?Copy !req
437. "She really is a genius."Copy !req
438. A triumph.Copy !req
439. Take a moment to revel in it.Copy !req
440. Oh, that's enough. New show.
We must be perfect. Now go.Copy !req
441. Window girl.Copy !req
442. Grab a mannequin, some fabric,
and throw something together.Copy !req
443. The Baroness needs looks.Copy !req
444. Looks. Right.Copy !req
445. It's foolish.Copy !req
446. Unhinged.Copy !req
447. Well, you're fired.Copy !req
448. Pasty, pasty, pasty.Copy !req
449. Hmm.Copy !req
450. - Why are you speaking?Copy !req
451. I think you nicked me.Copy !req
452. Just...Copy !req
453. Fabrics! Can you get me a red like that?Copy !req
454. Oh.Copy !req
455. Welcome to Second Time Around,Copy !req
456. I'm Artie or Art, as in "work of."Copy !req
457. Wow! You look incredible.Copy !req
458. I hear that all day,
so I guess it's true.Copy !req
459. How does that look go on the streets?Copy !req
460. Mmm, some abuse and insults, of course.Copy !req
461. But I like to say that
"normal" isCopy !req
462. the cruellest insult of them all
and at least I never get that.Copy !req
463. I couldn't agree more.Copy !req
464. Look around, Cinderella.Copy !req
465. I have everything a girl
or boy could ever want.Copy !req
466. If you can dream it, I can dress it.Copy !req
467. Dior, 1955, amazing.Copy !req
468. Chanel, 1950. Spring collection.Copy !req
469. Ah, you know your gowns.Copy !req
470. You and I are going to be
very good friends, Artie.Copy !req
471. Baroness, '65, in the window.
Winter collection.Copy !req
472. I noticed that.Copy !req
473. Grubby girl, get me lunch.Copy !req
474. Soy salmon, lemon-zest risotto,Copy !req
475. cucumber sliced into two-inch diagonals
at an eighth of an inch widthCopy !req
476. sprinkled with seven leaves of parsley,
shredded, not torn.Copy !req
477. Right.Copy !req
478. As the department stores
that stock your range,Copy !req
479. we thought perhaps
we could give you some input.Copy !req
480. Feedback.Copy !req
481. Oh, great. I'll start, shall 17?Copy !req
482. My feedback.Copy !req
483. You're short, you're fat,
you smell like an anchovy,Copy !req
484. you're color-blind
but you pretend you aren't.Copy !req
485. You're a man
who can't take responsibility.Copy !req
486. Your revenues are down 15%,
your foot traffic by 12 and a half.Copy !req
487. Yes, I do my own research.Copy !req
488. Your store hasn't been refurbished
since the Blitz.Copy !req
489. People don't know whether to buy a frock
or duck and cover.Copy !req
490. And most of the funds meant for refurbs
are being embezzled by you,Copy !req
491. stashing them in Swiss bank
account number 32254766Copy !req
492. to be precise.Copy !req
493. That's me. Your turn.Copy !req
494. I'm all ears.Copy !req
495. Good day.Copy !req
496. - Imbeciles.Copy !req
497. Lunch. Now.Copy !req
498. Oh. Finally, someone competent.Copy !req
499. Whoa!Copy !req
500. And someone not.
This is my lawyer, Roger.Copy !req
501. Although he spends most of his time
playing piano in a dingy little bar,Copy !req
502. actually, he's a good lawyer.Copy !req
503. Hi.Copy !req
504. Hi.Copy !req
505. Piano's nice.Copy !req
506. Yes.Copy !req
507. Time for my nine-minute power nap.Copy !req
508. Box up my lunch, Estella.Copy !req
509. It could do with a lining.Copy !req
510. You could use tulle to puff it out,
give it some body.Copy !req
511. That's what I just said.Copy !req
512. Baroness.Copy !req
513. Keep up, Estella.Copy !req
514. Jewels.Copy !req
515. And, Estella, make the bodiceCopy !req
516. pencil thin.Copy !req
517. Estella, did you make it pencil thin?Copy !req
518. All right, how do I look?Copy !req
519. - Fabulous.
- Well, I know that.Copy !req
520. Show me.Copy !req
521. Mmm.Copy !req
522. How would you have done it?Copy !req
523. Hmm.Copy !req
524. I think you're...Copy !req
525. something.Copy !req
526. Come along.Copy !req
527. I made this.Copy !req
528. The Baroness said
she thinks I'm something.Copy !req
529. I think that's good.Copy !req
530. Everything's going so well, mum.Copy !req
531. I'm really trying to be
the Estella that you wanted.Copy !req
532. Mostly. It's working.Copy !req
533. I just wish you were here to see it.Copy !req
534. There's something
about it that irritates meCopy !req
535. and I always trust my instincts.Copy !req
536. I thought maybe
if you tighten the silhouette...Copy !req
537. Oh, you thought, did you?Copy !req
538. I think it's better.Copy !req
539. Actually, it is.Copy !req
540. Your necklace.Copy !req
541. Oh.Copy !req
542. Family heirloom. Funny story, actually.Copy !req
543. An employee once stole it.Copy !req
544. No, she did not.Copy !req
545. Sorry.Copy !req
546. Slight tone delivery problem. I meant...Copy !req
547. "No. She did not."
Did she work for you?Copy !req
548. Mmm. Once. Years before.Copy !req
549. She stole this,Copy !req
550. was stupid enough to come backCopy !req
551. and then she fell off a cliff and died.Copy !req
552. How terrible.Copy !req
553. Yes, it was, actually.
It was during my winter ballCopy !req
554. and her death really overshadowed
the whole thing.Copy !req
555. Time for my nine-minute power nap.Copy !req
556. Who was the woman?Copy !req
557. Not really the point of the story.Copy !req
558. The story's about how lucky I am,
but anyway, she had a kid.Copy !req
559. Kid's a snowflake.
Special, blah-blah-blah.Copy !req
560. It was a basic shakedown
situation actually.Copy !req
561. Maybe she...Copy !req
562. Maybe she just really loved her kid.Copy !req
563. Maybe she only had one person
to take care ofCopy !req
564. and she failed dismally.Copy !req
565. - Speak.Copy !req
566. Baroness, we have that meeting
at the Ritz.Copy !req
567. Oh, for heaven's sakes.Copy !req
568. Necklace.
Roger, shoes.Copy !req
569. Don't touch the ankle.Copy !req
570. Yes, sorry. It's in.Copy !req
571. Come along.Copy !req
572. My mother hadn't
failed dismally. I had.Copy !req
573. And I wasn't going to fail her again.Copy !req
574. Told you, she always comes here.Copy !req
575. Oi.Copy !req
576. You all right?Copy !req
577. She called my mum a thief.Copy !req
578. Said she failed as a mother.Copy !req
579. What? Your mum?
She knew your actual mum?Copy !req
580. Yeah, it turns out
that was her party we were at.Copy !req
581. Mum worked for her once.Copy !req
582. I dropped the necklace
as I was running away.Copy !req
583. She must've found it.Copy !req
584. It's mine. So I'm taking it back.Copy !req
585. - Taking it, as in...
- Stealing it.Copy !req
586. Yeah.Copy !req
587. Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you... the angle.Copy !req
588. Her Black and White Ball,
that's where we'll do it.Copy !req
589. It's our biggest job ever.
Oi, Horace, attention.Copy !req
590. We need to know
their security setup.Copy !req
591. Power nap, nine minutes.Copy !req
592. Where the cameras are.Copy !req
593. Where the guards are posted.Copy !req
594. And what the schedules are.Copy !req
595. We need to know every detail
and every blind spot.Copy !req
596. Okay,
the toilet's just on the left,Copy !req
597. and then go straight down to the end.Copy !req
598. Thanks.Copy !req
599. Then, all we need to do
is disable the security system,Copy !req
600. bypass the cameras,
open the safe, steal the necklaceCopy !req
601. during the biggest party of the season.Copy !req
602. So many people, her security
will be stretched to the limitCopy !req
603. and, just to be sure, a distraction,Copy !req
604. where I get the key
to the keypad and safe.Copy !req
605. Right, so what is the distraction?Copy !req
606. I've discovered she likes to throw women
who offend her sensibilitiesCopy !req
607. out of her parties.Copy !req
608. - Old women. Women in gold.
- Ow!Copy !req
609. - Sad women.Copy !req
610. - Women who carry poodles.Copy !req
611. But also stunningly dressed women
who pull the focus off of her.Copy !req
612. What about one of the elderly broads?Copy !req
613. Me, Horace. I will be the distraction.Copy !req
614. All right.Copy !req
615. Besides, wreaking havoc at galas
is my personal specialty.Copy !req
616. Well, I don't know about that.
But here's a problem...Copy !req
617. Won't she recognise you?Copy !req
618. That's a good point.Copy !req
619. - I guess.
- And when that happens,Copy !req
620. won't you lose your job?Copy !req
621. It's not on the board.Copy !req
622. - A job I think you love.
- Are you thinking?Copy !req
623. I mean, she sees you're talented, right?Copy !req
624. Yes. Yes.Copy !req
625. Well, maybe...
Maybe you don't need the necklace.Copy !req
626. Maybe...Copy !req
627. Mate, come on! This is the angle.Copy !req
628. - It's just a necklace.
- I want it back!Copy !req
629. She's the boss.Copy !req
630. And you're right.Copy !req
631. You're right. She will recognise me.Copy !req
632. So Estella can't go to the ball,Copy !req
633. but I know someone who can.Copy !req
634. Right, let's do it.Copy !req
635. Yeah. Let's go and ruin someone's day.Copy !req
636. You mean the Baroness?Copy !req
637. Obviously, I mean the Baroness.Copy !req
638. Right.Copy !req
639. Why? Who did you think I...Copy !req
640. No, you said "someone."Copy !req
641. - Someone could be anyone...
- Let's just do this, Horace.Copy !req
642. Not tonight, son.Copy !req
643. Well, you know what?
They said it was an emergency.Copy !req
644. This is a private event.Copy !req
645. Kind of vermin I deal with,
they don't wait for an invitation.Copy !req
646. What they do is they get in,
they bite posh peopleCopy !req
647. who then froth at the mouth,
their eyes spinCopy !req
648. in the back of their heads
and then the posh people die.Copy !req
649. That's a beautiful story, mate.
I almost welled up, yeah?Copy !req
650. Freeze. Freeze.Copy !req
651. Whatever you do, don't turn around.Copy !req
652. Well, don't just stand there!
Get in and get him out!Copy !req
653. I told you not to turn around.
And wash your hands.Copy !req
654. Heck of a rat, yeah?Copy !req
655. The size of a dog. But it's a rat.Copy !req
656. Miss Anita Darling.Copy !req
657. Baroness.Copy !req
658. I'm so grateful you've given Tattletale
an exclusive tonight.Copy !req
659. Not apparently grateful enough
to observe the dress code.Copy !req
660. No color.Copy !req
661. Well, my pen must have leaked.
Tools of my trade.Copy !req
662. No one is interested
in what you write, my dear.Copy !req
663. Just in how I look.Copy !req
664. You look ravishing, Baroness.Copy !req
665. Master of understatement, as usual.Copy !req
666. Here's...Copy !req
667. to me.Copy !req
668. To the Baroness!Copy !req
669. Do you have a light?Copy !req
670. Get her.Copy !req
671. Come on, Wink.Copy !req
672. I'm a wee bit nervous.Copy !req
673. This doesn't have to be a scene.Copy !req
674. It really, really does.Copy !req
675. My arm. I think it's broken.Copy !req
676. Is there a doctor?Copy !req
677. - Oh, no, actually it's fine.Copy !req
678. I'd like to remind you all
that I'm doing this in heels.Copy !req
679. Ratbane! Abort! They can see you
on the cameras. Abort.Copy !req
680. What?Copy !req
681. There are six of you,
so obviously you'll win,Copy !req
682. but the first two of you to arrive
are going to get very badly hurt.Copy !req
683. Initiate plan B.Copy !req
684. No, no, no!Copy !req
685. Oh! Oh! Look at that one!Copy !req
686. No. Get out! My wires!Copy !req
687. So, discuss amongst yourselves
who that is, hmm?Copy !req
688. There we are.Copy !req
689. No, no, no.Copy !req
690. You hideous freak.Copy !req
691. I didn't mean that, Wink.Copy !req
692. All right, we're good.Copy !req
693. - Oh! I'm so sorry.Copy !req
694. Hang on!
We haven't started yet, darling.Copy !req
695. Is that two? I lost count.Copy !req
696. Oh, for heaven's sake,
just bring her to me.Copy !req
697. - Oi. Shh.Copy !req
698. You're supposed to be dead!Copy !req
699. That's a bit much.Copy !req
700. Nothing to see here.Copy !req
701. Horace, how's it going?Copy !req
702. How's it going? Well, I...Copy !req
703. Well, I'd say badly.Copy !req
704. Oh, no.Copy !req
705. Who are you?
You look vaguely familiar.Copy !req
706. I look stunning.Copy !req
707. I don't know about familiar, darling.Copy !req
708. Your hair, is it real?Copy !req
709. Black and White Ball.
I like to make an impact.Copy !req
710. Right. What was your name?Copy !req
711. Cruella.Copy !req
712. - Oh.
- Mmm.Copy !req
713. That's quite fabulous.
And you designed this?Copy !req
714. You did, actually. 1965 collection.Copy !req
715. Oh, no wonder I love it, it's mine.Copy !req
716. I fixed it.Copy !req
717. Oh, sit. Do, I insist.Copy !req
718. I'm intrigued, and that never happens.Copy !req
719. Yes. Aren't they gorgeous?Copy !req
720. And vicious.Copy !req
721. It's my favourite combination.Copy !req
722. What do you want?Copy !req
723. I mean, you clearly wanted
to get my attention.Copy !req
724. I want to be like you.Copy !req
725. You're a very powerful woman.Copy !req
726. Let me give you some advice.Copy !req
727. If you need to talk about power,
you don't have it.Copy !req
728. Well, I don't have it, which is whyCopy !req
729. I need to talk about it,
which is why I'm here.Copy !req
730. Am I going to have to catch you up
a lot, or can you keep up?Copy !req
731. You're funny.Copy !req
732. It's not just rats.
There's mice, lizards...Copy !req
733. Raccoons. There's a whole mess
of different kinds of ...Copy !req
734. Oh, that's a hybrid.Copy !req
735. Where are you from?Copy !req
736. Oh. Well, um...Copy !req
737. Up...Copy !req
738. north. Well, sort of.Copy !req
739. It's a bit south, really, of north,
which is basically west.Copy !req
740. All right, that's enough.
I've loved our little chat,Copy !req
741. but I'm afraid that now I'm going
to have to have you arrested, um, forCopy !req
742. trespassing.Copy !req
743. Oh. Is that a rat?Copy !req
744. Oh, my God! Get it off!
Get it off! Get off!Copy !req
745. Someone's stolen my necklace.Copy !req
746. Later, boys.Copy !req
747. Now it's a party!Copy !req
748. That dog. Stop! Thief ICopy !req
749. You're the bravest rat I've ever known.Copy !req
750. Oh, we need that!Copy !req
751. Well, here's hoping there's a plan C.Copy !req
752. Why, what's plan C?Copy !req
753. No, what I'm saying is,
"Is there a plan C?"Copy !req
754. - Yeah, but...Copy !req
755. Get in!Copy !req
756. Yeah.Copy !req
757. - A bit quicker! You're a dog!Copy !req
758. Whoa.Copy !req
759. Didn't know you knew how to drive.Copy !req
760. - Whoa...
- I don't.Copy !req
761. There's a car!Copy !req
762. All right. Stop the car!Copy !req
763. What's going on?Copy !req
764. Hey, hey! What are you doing?
Where's she going?Copy !req
765. The Baroness killed my mother.Copy !req
766. What? What are you talking about?Copy !req
767. Her whistle, she called the dogs on her,
she was...Copy !req
768. It wasn't my fault.Copy !req
769. She killed her.Copy !req
770. Like she was nothing.Copy !req
771. Oh, blimey.Copy !req
772. They say there are
five stages of grief.Copy !req
773. Denial, anger, bargaining,
depression and acceptance.Copy !req
774. Well I'd like to add one more.Copy !req
775. Revenge.Copy !req
776. We should lay low.Copy !req
777. Yeah.Copy !req
778. That was a bit much last night.Copy !req
779. You think? I fell into a cake.Copy !req
780. Morning, boys.Copy !req
781. Morning.Copy !req
782. So, let's begin.Copy !req
783. You're not gonna kill her, are ya?Copy !req
784. It's not part of the current plan,
but we might need to be adaptable.Copy !req
785. So, that's a no?Copy !req
786. If you heard a "no," it is.
Now, the necklace.Copy !req
787. One of the Dalmatians ate it.Copy !req
788. Not sure which one,
so you'll need to kidnap all of them.Copy !req
789. All right, sorry. Slow down.
What? What are we...Copy !req
790. Darling, if I'm going to
need to repeat myself a lot,Copy !req
791. this isn't going to work out.Copy !req
792. Why you still talking like that?
Grift's over.Copy !req
793. The necklace went in one end, yes?Copy !req
794. It's going to come out the other.
That's how it works.Copy !req
795. And what about breakfast?
Which is now on the floor.Copy !req
796. What's the rest of the plan?
Where are you going?Copy !req
797. Need-to-know basis.Copy !req
798. But that's not how we usually...Copy !req
799. - ... work.
- That was rude.Copy !req
800. Yeah, but it's her mum, innit?Copy !req
801. We gotta cut her some slack.
Help her out.Copy !req
802. Well,
it's not seeming like a lot of fun.Copy !req
803. - My Krispies are on the floor.
- Yeah, I know, I know.Copy !req
804. Let's just get the dogs.Copy !req
805. Anita Darling, my darling.Copy !req
806. Estella, it's been so long.Copy !req
807. You know, I kept staring
at you at the party,Copy !req
808. and then it came to me.Copy !req
809. That's Estella from school.Copy !req
810. It's not Estella.Copy !req
811. That's the past.Copy !req
812. I'm Cruella.Copy !req
813. So, you go to parties
and you take picturesCopy !req
814. and you print gossip?
That's your job?Copy !req
815. Yes, well. Not as fun as it sounds.Copy !req
816. Oh, it doesn't sound fun.
It sounds useful.Copy !req
817. Oh.Copy !req
818. I'd like to start my own label.Copy !req
819. Why don't we work together
to create some buzzCopy !req
820. for this old ragCopy !req
821. that you continually fill
with that old hag?Copy !req
822. You have that glint in your eye.Copy !req
823. What glint?Copy !req
824. Well, I'm starting to remember thatCopy !req
825. you have a bit of an extreme side.Copy !req
826. Well, then you remember
what fun that is.Copy !req
827. Now, I want you to help me
tell them who I am.Copy !req
828. You notice how some dog owners
look a lot like their dogs?Copy !req
829. No. I've never noticed that.Copy !req
830. What about now?Copy !req
831. All right, let's have a bit of
professionalism, please, Horace.Copy !req
832. We got a job to do, all right?Copy !req
833. Wink is a very likable dog.
I'm not sure this plan will work.Copy !req
834. It'll work.Copy !req
835. Remember, Wink, they can smell fear.Copy !req
836. Settle, Genghis.Copy !req
837. OilCopy !req
838. Told you it'd work.Copy !req
839. How can you not love this face?Copy !req
840. It's you.Copy !req
841. It is. And you're reading about me.Copy !req
842. And you're in my shop.Copy !req
843. It's me, Estella.Copy !req
844. Oh, my. My, my, my.
You look amazing.Copy !req
845. You certainly made a splash.Copy !req
846. I'm just getting started, darling.Copy !req
847. And I need help.Copy !req
848. I want to make art, Artie...Copy !req
849. and I want to make trouble.
You in?Copy !req
850. I do love trouble.Copy !req
851. I'm not the enemy!
Stop that!Copy !req
852. Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, now. It's all right.Copy !req
853. Hey! Hey, hey! Stop that! Hey!Copy !req
854. - Hey! Stop! Hey!Copy !req
855. Oh, come on! Those aren't yours!Copy !req
856. You got them.Copy !req
857. Artie, boys.
Boys, Artie.Copy !req
858. Artie will be working downstairs.Copy !req
859. He actually knows something
about fashion.Copy !req
860. Dogs are very aggressive.Copy !req
861. Well, you have to
walk them, feed them.Copy !req
862. Get that necklace out.Copy !req
863. Yeah, well, can't you walk "em as well?
There's no "I" in team.Copy !req
864. Well, there is an "I" in imbecile. Go!Copy !req
865. Hey! No, no, no,
you can't talk to us like that.Copy !req
866. We're helping you here.Copy !req
867. So don't.Copy !req
868. Oh.
Mummy and daddy are fighting.Copy !req
869. I'll, er, set up downstairs.Copy !req
870. Just stop it. Chill. Just chill.Copy !req
871. Come on, dogs. Regent's Park it is.Copy !req
872. You could be more polite is all.Copy !req
873. I don't have time.Copy !req
874. I have to go to work.
I'm a designer now.Copy !req
875. Seriously?Copy !req
876. Keep your enemies close.Copy !req
877. Voila! Cruella was in a box a long time,Copy !req
878. now Estella can be the one
who makes guest appearances.Copy !req
879. Everyone is laughing at me.Copy !req
880. Well, they say all press
is good press, Baroness.Copy !req
881. Although they have focused
rather on the rats.Copy !req
882. Did you happen to notice her hair?Copy !req
883. Coincidence.Copy !req
884. Apparently, all the young people
are doing it now.Copy !req
885. Thank you, John.
You're such an enormous...Copy !req
886. help.Copy !req
887. - I do my best.
- Mmm.Copy !req
888. She wants you, hurry up.Copy !req
889. Come on.Copy !req
890. Ah. Here she is.Copy !req
891. Late. Grab a pad.Copy !req
892. Excuse me.Copy !req
893. Fashion fact.
The pinnacleCopy !req
894. of every London fashion year
is the spring collection.Copy !req
895. Excuse me.Copy !req
896. My spring collection.Copy !req
897. I need 12 pieces, and I have...Copy !req
898. Let me count.Copy !req
899. / was going
to take the things she loved most...Copy !req
900. her business,Copy !req
901. her status...Copy !req
902. Zero.Copy !req
903. I need ten pieces that work by 3:00 a.m.Copy !req
904. her confidence.Copy !req
905. Go.Copy !req
906. Thank you.Copy !req
907. Gratitude's for losers.Copy !req
908. Oh. Good advice, thanks.Copy !req
909. What did I just say?Copy !req
910. - Er, don't thank you, so...Copy !req
911. Got it. Thank you.Copy !req
912. - Go.
- Going. So, I'll just...Copy !req
913. Mmm?Copy !req
914. What do you mean, the dogs have gone?Copy !req
915. Well, find them!Copy !req
916. Horace. Game's on.Copy !req
917. Oh, tournaments...Copy !req
918. Oh! You're killing me! You animals!Copy !req
919. I sleep on that thing.Copy !req
920. I'm watching the game. Forget it.Copy !req
921. Oh, Tottenham fans.Copy !req
922. So, you're not all bad then.Copy !req
923. Two minutes. Necklace?Copy !req
924. No. But silence. That's a start.Copy !req
925. And, of course, "Thank you
for doing all my dirty work, guys."Copy !req
926. "Hey, don't worry about it.
We're a team."Copy !req
927. Baroness! Over here!Copy !req
928. "Cruella." Cruella.Copy !req
929. What sort of a name is that anyway?Copy !req
930. Okay. A proper competitor.Copy !req
931. I'll just have to destroy her
as we have so many before.Copy !req
932. Find her. And, Roger,
find out everything about her.Copy !req
933. I'm more a lawyer than a detective, I...Copy !req
934. Yes, I'll do that.Copy !req
935. We have no signature piece.Copy !req
936. And this Cruella person is everywhere.Copy !req
937. I want ideas.Copy !req
938. Estella, what've you got?Copy !req
939. You seem upset.Copy !req
940. My dogs are missing,
my necklace has been stolenCopy !req
941. and this Cruella creature is...Copy !req
942. This show has to be the best.Copy !req
943. Can I get you some cucumber?
Thinly sliced.Copy !req
944. Go.Copy !req
945. And get your dried-up,
desiccated little brain working.Copy !req
946. Of course. And thank you.Copy !req
947. Yes, go to lunch, you lazy fools.Copy !req
948. Hmm.Copy !req
949. What? Hey!Copy !req
950. Mmm.Copy !req
951. Oh, Estella, I am surprised at you
holding out on me.Copy !req
952. But I was on my lunch break
in a public space.Copy !req
953. Yes, I own the alley.Copy !req
954. Really? You can own alleys?Copy !req
955. Alleys, designs, people, their souls.Copy !req
956. Check your employment contract.Copy !req
957. Well, I seem to have found
my new signature piece.Copy !req
958. How do you like it?Copy !req
959. We need to sue her, for defamation,Copy !req
960. false imprisonment, vandalism.
Something.Copy !req
961. Well, having been through the statute
and talked to the police,Copy !req
962. I don't know we have a legal avenue
for...Copy !req
963. I need you to stop talking, Roger.Copy !req
964. You do?Copy !req
965. So I have a gap to fire you.Copy !req
966. There's a gap. You're fired.Copy !req
967. Roger always blamed me
for getting him fired,Copy !req
968. but the real reason
Roger was fired is because...Copy !req
969. - Hmm.
- ... he's Roger.Copy !req
970. You'll need more than eyeliner,
you plain little thing.Copy !req
971. You do, however,
have an eye for a good shot.Copy !req
972. Baroness.Copy !req
973. Who is she?
And, more importantly, where is she?Copy !req
974. I don't know.Copy !req
975. Did you just lie to me?Copy !req
976. I... No, I...Copy !req
977. - Don't cry.
I'm not.Copy !req
978. You will.Copy !req
979. Getting anything?Copy !req
980. Come on!Copy !req
981. - Nothing?
- Nothing!Copy !req
982. You know, I'm worried about her.Copy !req
983. - What, Estella?Copy !req
984. Yeah.Copy !req
985. Oh, she's just playing a part
for the grift.Copy !req
986. Rude part.
Hey! Stop that!Copy !req
987. Where's the beading for the dress?Copy !req
988. Ordered. Just waiting
on this idiot delivery man.Copy !req
989. Oh, good day to you, missy.Copy !req
990. Got some fashion items
that are most fashionable.Copy !req
991. Thank you, most handsome delivery man.Copy !req
992. It's...Copy !req
993. Stunning.Copy !req
994. Hmm.Copy !req
995. I've done it again.Copy !req
996. Let's go make history.Copy !req
997. I need a drink. Estella, come.Copy !req
998. Give it to me, for heaven's sake.Copy !req
999. Go.Copy !req
1000. Here's to me.Copy !req
1001. Who the hell else would I drink to?Copy !req
1002. To me?Copy !req
1003. For creating your signature piece?Copy !req
1004. You're helpful to me, is all.Copy !req
1005. As soon as you're not, you're dust.Copy !req
1006. Inspiring talk.Copy !req
1007. Thank you.Copy !req
1008. You can't care about anyone else.Copy !req
1009. Everyone else is an obstacle.Copy !req
1010. You care what an obstacle
wants or feels, you're dead.Copy !req
1011. If I had cared about anyone or thing,Copy !req
1012. I might have died,
like so many brilliant women,Copy !req
1013. with a drawer full of unseen genius
and a heart full of sad bitterness.Copy !req
1014. You have the talent for your own label.Copy !req
1015. Whether you have the killer instinct
is the big question.Copy !req
1016. I hope I do.Copy !req
1017. Hmm.Copy !req
1018. Correct response. Well done.Copy !req
1019. We just have to get rid of this...Copy !req
1020. Cruella person, don't you think?Copy !req
1021. Hmm.Copy !req
1022. I guess you must hate her.Copy !req
1023. Honestly?Copy !req
1024. I'm conflicted.Copy !req
1025. She is good.Copy !req
1026. Bold and brilliant.Copy !req
1027. But she has made it me or her...Copy !req
1028. and I choose me.Copy !req
1029. Wow, this guy's
a bit of a blanket.Copy !req
1030. What about...Copy !req
1031. this?Copy !req
1032. Really?Copy !req
1033. We're gonna
have to get invasive.Copy !req
1034. It's risky.Copy !req
1035. They gotta know we broke in,
Cruella said.Copy !req
1036. - Yeah, she did, didn't she?Copy !req
1037. Yeah, I'm getting
a little tired of Cruella.Copy !req
1038. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1039. What's going on?Copy !req
1040. She tried to break in last night.Copy !req
1041. Who did?Copy !req
1042. Cruella. Well, it makes sense.Copy !req
1043. It's a stunning,
ludicrously expensive gown.Copy !req
1044. Cruella could never afford to make it.Copy !req
1045. Hmm.Copy !req
1046. But Cruella has no shame.Copy !req
1047. She may steal my creation.Copy !req
1048. I mean, that's a very good idea, right,
if you were...Copy !req
1049. her?Copy !req
1050. Night. Get some sleep.
Big day tomorrow.Copy !req
1051. - Play nice, guys.Copy !req
1052. Night.Copy !req
1053. What?Copy !req
1054. I miss Estella.Copy !req
1055. Goal!Copy !req
1056. They really would make fabulous coats.Copy !req
1057. The dogs?Copy !req
1058. I'm joking.Copy !req
1059. You know what I miss?Copy !req
1060. The Jasper who had a sense of humor.Copy !req
1061. Right.Copy !req
1062. You know, we've all had
bad things happen to us.Copy !req
1063. Me, him, you. But we've always
been there for each other.Copy !req
1064. That's all I'm asking.
Is it so hard to back me up?Copy !req
1065. No. Not Estella, that's easy.
But to help Cruella,Copy !req
1066. it's a nightmare.Copy !req
1067. And there's that
understatement thing you do.Copy !req
1068. Cruella gets things done.Copy !req
1069. Estella does not.Copy !req
1070. And I have things to do.Copy !req
1071. So if you're done chatting.Copy !req
1072. And by "if" I mean you are.Copy !req
1073. I'll allow it.Copy !req
1074. When Estella arrives,Copy !req
1075. escort her to my office
and hold her there.Copy !req
1076. Very good.Copy !req
1077. Although I think you're wrong.
It's not her.Copy !req
1078. Do I pay you for your opinions
or for your obedience?Copy !req
1079. Well, are you asking my opinion?Copy !req
1080. I'll see it's done.Copy !req
1081. Speak.Copy !req
1082. What do you mean, it's stuck?Copy !req
1083. The guests are already arriving.Copy !req
1084. - Oh!Copy !req
1085. There's something wrong with the lock,
Your Ladyship.Copy !req
1086. I don't care what you have to do,
get it open!Copy !req
1087. That little...Copy !req
1088. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
1089. I present to you...Copy !req
1090. Cruella!Copy !req
1091. It's got a good beat.Copy !req
1092. The music.Copy !req
1093. She killed my dogs.Copy !req
1094. And made a coat.Copy !req
1095. Oil Get out! Come on!Copy !req
1096. Oh, how lovely of her
to thank us for our work.Copy !req
1097. Yeah, real gracious, wasn't she?Copy !req
1098. After all we've done for her.Copy !req
1099. Whatever happened to that cute
little girl crying on a bench?Copy !req
1100. She's gone, mate.Copy !req
1101. We should've left her
on that park bench.Copy !req
1102. Madam, welcome.Copy !req
1103. - Mmm. Hello.
- Anything I can get you, please?Copy !req
1104. - Oh, er, two lamb korma.
- Okay.Copy !req
1105. One tandoori chicken,
and rice all round.Copy !req
1106. No problem. No problem.Copy !req
1107. A fashion riot in Regent's Park
broke out today.Copy !req
1108. Cruella, some call her a designer,Copy !req
1109. - others a vandal.
- Hmm.Copy !req
1110. Questions are being raised over
whether her coat was real Dalmatian.Copy !req
1111. Madam, are you celebrating?Copy !req
1112. Oh, indeed I am.Copy !req
1113. The queen is dead!Copy !req
1114. Long live the queen.Copy !req
1115. Cruella.Copy !req
1116. Wow.Copy !req
1117. You really are a psycho.Copy !req
1118. Why, how nice of you to say.Copy !req
1119. You showed promise,Copy !req
1120. as did Estella.Copy !req
1121. Oh, am I late for work?Copy !req
1122. Gee whiz, boss, how was the show?Copy !req
1123. This is between us.Copy !req
1124. Let Jasper and Horace,
imbeciles that they areCopy !req
1125. for letting you follow them,
let them go.Copy !req
1126. Oh, I shall. They're going to jail.Copy !req
1127. For what?Copy !req
1128. Dognapping?Copy !req
1129. Your murder.Copy !req
1130. No one will believe that.Copy !req
1131. Well, I'll have to add your
charred body to the mixCopy !req
1132. to help the believability factor.Copy !req
1133. Almost.Copy !req
1134. Come on, you. Come on.Copy !req
1135. Oh, that's nice.Copy !req
1136. You're going to kill me
because I upstaged you?Copy !req
1137. Uh-huh.Copy !req
1138. I know you killed my mother.Copy !req
1139. You're going to have to be
more specific.Copy !req
1140. What?Copy !req
1141. Who exactly?Copy !req
1142. Just narrow it down for me.Copy !req
1143. On a cliff.Copy !req
1144. You called your dogs on her.Copy !req
1145. Okay. Now I'm with you.Copy !req
1146. Oh, that's why you're peeved.Copy !req
1147. Hence this little show.Copy !req
1148. I'm gonna kill you. And your dogs.Copy !req
1149. I'm waiting.Copy !req
1150. Gents,Copy !req
1151. will you let me go for a moment?Copy !req
1152. Come on.
I'm sure she's a terrible boss.Copy !req
1153. - Enough.Copy !req
1154. Goodbye, Cruella.Copy !req
1155. Dogs.Copy !req
1156. Bad dog, Genghis.Copy !req
1157. I'll tip off the press.Copy !req
1158. I'd love them to know
that you went out in aCopy !req
1159. blaze of glory.Copy !req
1160. - Hold it there. Up there.Copy !req
1161. Move back!
It's still a dangerous scene.Copy !req
1162. Please, I need you to move back.Copy !req
1163. (ON TV) Breaking news,Copy !req
1164. Cruella, best known for upstaging
the Baroness in the fashion world,Copy !req
1165. has died tonight.Copy !req
1166. London's
fashion provocateur has died.Copy !req
1167. The Baroness and Cruella
had been going head-to-head...Copy !req
1168. The Baroness' competition
has gone up in flames.Copy !req
1169. Cruella, a shining star
in London's West End fashion sceneCopy !req
1170. has tragically died tonight
in a warehouse fire.Copy !req
1171. What?Copy !req
1172. Tea, Miss Cruella?Copy !req
1173. Why am I alive?Copy !req
1174. Because I dragged you
out of the smoke and flamesCopy !req
1175. before they consumed you.Copy !req
1176. I have something for you.Copy !req
1177. You found it?Copy !req
1178. In the fire.Copy !req
1179. I can assure you it's been,
er, thoroughly bleached.Copy !req
1180. May I show you something?Copy !req
1181. - I didn't know it had a key.Copy !req
1182. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
1183. What's it to?Copy !req
1184. This.Copy !req
1185. The Baroness has a kid?Copy !req
1186. You.Copy !req
1187. May I walk you through it?Copy !req
1188. The Baron was a sweet old guy.Copy !req
1189. The Baroness, on the other hand,
she's a true narcissist.Copy !req
1190. So,
when she found out she was pregnant...Copy !req
1191. I'm pregnant.Copy !req
1192. she wasn't exactly thrilled.Copy !req
1193. The Baron was delighted.Copy !req
1194. So much so that he surprised her
by giving her a family heirloom.Copy !req
1195. She took the necklace,
but she had other plans for you.Copy !req
1196. Stop.Copy !req
1197. You keep saying "you."Copy !req
1198. You are her daughter.Copy !req
1199. I was there when you were born.Copy !req
1200. The Baron was away on business and
she ordered me to do the unthinkable.Copy !req
1201. You know what to do.Copy !req
1202. It was a diabolical request.Copy !req
1203. I knew I needed to protect you. But how?Copy !req
1204. - Then I saw Catherine,Copy !req
1205. the sweetest woman who ever lived.Copy !req
1206. She saved you.Copy !req
1207. The Baroness said the child had died.Copy !req
1208. The Baron, he, er, wasted away.Copy !req
1209. The point I'm making is,Copy !req
1210. you are the rightful heir
to the Baron's entire fortune.Copy !req
1211. The mansion, the title. Everything.Copy !req
1212. That psycho cannot be my mother.Copy !req
1213. No.Copy !req
1214. Oi!Copy !req
1215. So, this is a confusing day.Copy !req
1216. My nemesisCopy !req
1217. is my real motherCopy !req
1218. and she killed my other mother.Copy !req
1219. I guess you were always scared,Copy !req
1220. weren't you, that I'd be a psychoCopy !req
1221. like my real mum?Copy !req
1222. Hmm?Copy !req
1223. That explains all the
"tone it down, try and fit in" stuff.Copy !req
1224. Love me into shape,
I suppose, was the plan.Copy !req
1225. And I tried.Copy !req
1226. I really— I tried becauseCopy !req
1227. I loved you.Copy !req
1228. But the thing is...Copy !req
1229. I'm...Copy !req
1230. not sweet Estella,Copy !req
1231. try as I might.Copy !req
1232. I never was.Copy !req
1233. I'm Cruella,Copy !req
1234. born brilliant,Copy !req
1235. born badCopy !req
1236. and a little bit mad.Copy !req
1237. I am not like her.Copy !req
1238. I'm better.Copy !req
1239. Anyway,Copy !req
1240. must dash.Copy !req
1241. Much to avenge, revenge and destroy.Copy !req
1242. But I do love you.Copy !req
1243. Always.Copy !req
1244. The boys are locked up,
but we have a problem.Copy !req
1245. I don't pay you for problems.Copy !req
1246. We didn't find her body.Copy !req
1247. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1248. It's on the TV, the radio.Copy !req
1249. Well, someone tipped them offCopy !req
1250. and gave them the wrong tip.Copy !req
1251. Thank you for your time.Copy !req
1252. Incompetent as always.Copy !req
1253. You're in the way.Copy !req
1254. I still can't believe she's dead.Copy !req
1255. Pull it together, H.
You can't cry in prison.Copy !req
1256. Yeah.Copy !req
1257. Let's just remember Estella.Copy !req
1258. - Estella.
- Estella.Copy !req
1259. No crying.Copy !req
1260. Forget Cruella.Copy !req
1261. Shh!Copy !req
1262. Did you hear that?Copy !req
1263. I heard something.Copy !req
1264. Oi, come here!Copy !req
1265. Stay behind and
keep an eye on the prisoners!Copy !req
1266. What?Copy !req
1267. Hey.Copy !req
1268. - Wink!
- Shh!Copy !req
1269. Wink!Copy !req
1270. You ain't barbecued!Copy !req
1271. What in the bloody...Copy !req
1272. Thank you.Copy !req
1273. You're getting kissed
right on the mouth!Copy !req
1274. I don't care where it's been!Copy !req
1275. Want a ride?Copy !req
1276. - Yeah, we'll walk, thanks.
- You're alive!Copy !req
1277. OilCopy !req
1278. Yeah, I've had enough
of being treated like a dog,Copy !req
1279. thank you.
No of fence, Wink.Copy !req
1280. You'll get caught by the cops.Copy !req
1281. We did fine before you showed up,
we'll do fine without you.Copy !req
1282. Yeah, exactly.Copy !req
1283. I fancy a fry-up.Copy !req
1284. - Yeah, I fancy a fry-up without her.
Yeah, me too.Copy !req
1285. There's no easy way to say this.Copy !req
1286. The Baroness is my birth mother.Copy !req
1287. You just blew my mind.Copy !req
1288. It does explain a lot.Copy !req
1289. She gave me away to die.Copy !req
1290. And then killed the sweetest woman,Copy !req
1291. albeit a liar,Copy !req
1292. who ever lived.Copy !req
1293. Well, thank you for the crumpets
and the crazy story.Copy !req
1294. - Good luck with that.Copy !req
1295. - I might take a few of these.
Jasper!Copy !req
1296. We're in a kill-or-be-killed
situation here.Copy !req
1297. Yeah, and she's a homicidal maniac,
and you're not.Copy !req
1298. Well, we don't know that yet.
I'm still young.Copy !req
1299. It's funny.Copy !req
1300. Or it would be,
if I knew you were being funny.Copy !req
1301. No, not funny.Copy !req
1302. I'm joking, I'm joking!Copy !req
1303. The point is, I can't run.Copy !req
1304. She'll find me, Jasper.
You know she will.Copy !req
1305. We have to stop her.Copy !req
1306. I went a bit mad.Copy !req
1307. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1308. You're my family.Copy !req
1309. All I have.Copy !req
1310. - She used the family card.
- Yeah, she did.Copy !req
1311. It's working.Copy !req
1312. Yeah. All right, fine.Copy !req
1313. So, what's the plan?Copy !req
1314. The Baroness' charity gala
Is this weekend.Copy !req
1315. We're going to need the home addresses
and measurements of all the guests.Copy !req
1316. Easy.Copy !req
1317. Artie's tribe of dressmakers, of course.Copy !req
1318. I like him.Copy !req
1319. A black cape, pots of paint.Copy !req
1320. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
1321. Several boned corsets...Copy !req
1322. Should we write this down?Copy !req
1323. I'm sorry.
I didn't realise there'd be company.Copy !req
1324. John, this is my family.Copy !req
1325. They'll be staying a while.Copy !req
1326. Hiya.Copy !req
1327. You're out of crumpets.Copy !req
1328. - We're closed.Copy !req
1329. - I was just reading about you,Copy !req
1330. the puppy Killer.Copy !req
1331. Oh, well, I do love spots.Copy !req
1332. You didn't.Copy !req
1333. I didn't.Copy !req
1334. But people do need a villain
to believe in,Copy !req
1335. so I'm happy to fit the bill.Copy !req
1336. Fabulous.Copy !req
1337. Small point, aren't you dead?Copy !req
1338. I am. Yes.Copy !req
1339. Sad, really.Copy !req
1340. But also helpful.Copy !req
1341. Now, Artie, I have a plan.Copy !req
1342. Of course you do.Copy !req
1343. And you're going to help me with it.Copy !req
1344. Mmm. What do I get?Copy !req
1345. A night of fabulousness
and mayhem and possible death.Copy !req
1346. Check, check, not quite sure
about the death though.Copy !req
1347. It won't be you.Copy !req
1348. Mmm. I'll get my coat.Copy !req
1349. For me?Copy !req
1350. Heya.Copy !req
1351. Sorry.Copy !req
1352. Big night.Copy !req
1353. Indeed it is.Copy !req
1354. Sure about this?Copy !req
1355. No, I'm being serious.Copy !req
1356. And you're cute when you are.Copy !req
1357. Okay.Copy !req
1358. I know you're in pain.Copy !req
1359. Mmm.Copy !req
1360. And I know that she caused it,Copy !req
1361. but, you know, killing her
is not gonna make that go away.Copy !req
1362. I won't.Copy !req
1363. I promise.Copy !req
1364. All right, cool. Groovy.Copy !req
1365. Unless I really, really have to.Copy !req
1366. Thanks for helping me.Copy !req
1367. Yeah, well, I find it very difficult
to say no to you sometimes.Copy !req
1368. It's one of the things I love about you.Copy !req
1369. Thanks?Copy !req
1370. When I fixed it,
I noticed a name.Copy !req
1371. Do you know what this car's called?Copy !req
1372. A Devil!Copy !req
1373. It's DeVille, mate.Copy !req
1374. DeVille.Copy !req
1375. I like that.Copy !req
1376. Come on. Stand to attention.Copy !req
1377. Stand up straight.Copy !req
1378. Good.Copy !req
1379. It's time.Copy !req
1380. Psst!Copy !req
1381. When I said, all those years ago,
"Take care of it,"Copy !req
1382. what did you think I meant?Copy !req
1383. Well, I was a little confused.Copy !req
1384. I hardly thought you meantCopy !req
1385. you wanted me to kill your only child.Copy !req
1386. And I thoughtCopy !req
1387. - we knew each other.Copy !req
1388. Well?Copy !req
1389. I hope, for your sake,
she's hidden in your coat.Copy !req
1390. No, Baroness.Copy !req
1391. George, come here.Copy !req
1392. She'll be here tonight.Copy !req
1393. I want her caught before she's seen.Copy !req
1394. Everyone thinks she's dead.Copy !req
1395. She'd better be that way
by the end of the night.Copy !req
1396. I've got a special treat for her.Copy !req
1397. It'll put a shock through her
and leave her incapacitated.Copy !req
1398. Give it to me.Copy !req
1399. Hmm.Copy !req
1400. That's marvelous.Copy !req
1401. Oh, I could do that all day!Copy !req
1402. Oh! Just find her, you idiots!Copy !req
1403. Why am I the only one who's competent?Copy !req
1404. Must be very tiring.Copy !req
1405. Should be a memorable night tonight,
Baroness.Copy !req
1406. Indeed it should.Copy !req
1407. All right, boys, look alert.
First vehicle arriving.Copy !req
1408. Blimey, it's her.Copy !req
1409. - Oh.
- I beg your pardon?Copy !req
1410. It's not her.Copy !req
1411. Here she is, here.Copy !req
1412. That's not her.Copy !req
1413. - How dare you touch me!
- Sorry, ma'am.Copy !req
1414. What's going on?Copy !req
1415. Time for my entrance, my dears.Copy !req
1416. - Baroness, I...
- Is she here?Copy !req
1417. Well, that's the problem, see, er...Copy !req
1418. Police. How can I help?Copy !req
1419. There's a robbery planned
for Hellman Hall this evening.Copy !req
1420. Who is this?Copy !req
1421. All teams, Baroness requiresCopy !req
1422. everybody in the library now.Copy !req
1423. She's angry, boys.Copy !req
1424. I was just looking for the loo.Copy !req
1425. Shh.Copy !req
1426. - Oh.Copy !req
1427. Thank you all for coming.Copy !req
1428. What a great tribute to our dear friendCopy !req
1429. who shall never return.Copy !req
1430. Sadly.Copy !req
1431. Touching.Copy !req
1432. - To Cruella.
To Cruella!Copy !req
1433. - Bravo!Copy !req
1434. That dog is like a son to me.Copy !req
1435. You're dead!Copy !req
1436. I had him.Copy !req
1437. Did you, though?Copy !req
1438. Where is she?Copy !req
1439. Didn't you just toast her death?Copy !req
1440. Where are my guards?Copy !req
1441. She's here. I can feel it.Copy !req
1442. Find her.Copy !req
1443. Push!Copy !req
1444. Get her!Copy !req
1445. Sit.Copy !req
1446. Hello, Cruella.Copy !req
1447. I hate to ruin your party,
but I've come to evict you.Copy !req
1448. Don't be absurd.Copy !req
1449. This is the key that was in the necklaceCopy !req
1450. that unlocks the box
my birth certificate was in.Copy !req
1451. Hello, mother.Copy !req
1452. It all makes sense now.Copy !req
1453. What?Copy !req
1454. That you're so extraordinary.Copy !req
1455. Of course, you're mine.Copy !req
1456. I've longed for someone in my lifeCopy !req
1457. who was as good as me.Copy !req
1458. You left me to die.Copy !req
1459. A mistake.Copy !req
1460. And one we can get past. I know it.Copy !req
1461. I disagree.Copy !req
1462. Good evening.Copy !req
1463. The Baroness asks that you join herCopy !req
1464. - on the terrace.
- Lovely.Copy !req
1465. Gentlemen, the Baroness would like
to invite you outside, please.Copy !req
1466. You're not here for revenge.Copy !req
1467. You're here because
you're a brilliant designerCopy !req
1468. and a wicked geniusCopy !req
1469. and you need to be among your own kind.Copy !req
1470. Me,Copy !req
1471. your real mother,Copy !req
1472. who made a mistakeCopy !req
1473. and let something extraordinary go.Copy !req
1474. We are very alike, I suppose.Copy !req
1475. Good evening,
madam, ravishing as always.Copy !req
1476. The Baroness requests
your presence outside.Copy !req
1477. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1478. You are?Copy !req
1479. I am.Copy !req
1480. Can I hug you?Copy !req
1481. Yes.Copy !req
1482. You're not going to push me
off the cliff, are you?Copy !req
1483. You're so funny, dear.Copy !req
1484. So funny.Copy !req
1485. I love it.Copy !req
1486. - Idiot.Copy !req
1487. She jumped.Copy !req
1488. Did you see? She jumped.Copy !req
1489. She tried to drag me with her.Copy !req
1490. She jumped, she jumped, she jumped.Copy !req
1491. Why are you looking at me like that?Copy !req
1492. Oh.Copy !req
1493. She jumped!Copy !req
1494. What are you doing with those handcuffs?
She jumped!Copy !req
1495. So I told you I died.Copy !req
1496. Estella, that is.Copy !req
1497. Poor thing.Copy !req
1498. She couldn't even get anyone
to come to her own funeral.Copy !req
1499. That seemed like an unhappy ending.Copy !req
1500. Murdered tragicallyCopy !req
1501. by her very own mother.Copy !req
1502. - Idiot.Copy !req
1503. A few things.Copy !req
1504. Before she died,Copy !req
1505. Estella willed her fortune
lo her dear friend...Copy !req
1506. Cruella de Vil.Copy !req
1507. Can't you idiots see?Copy !req
1508. That Estella person, it's a trick.Copy !req
1509. She's really Cruella.Copy !req
1510. Cruella de Vil.Copy !req
1511. It's spelled "Devil,"
but it's pronounced "de Vil."Copy !req
1512. You wait, I'll get even.Copy !req
1513. The good thing
about evil people isCopy !req
1514. you can always trust them
to do something, well,Copy !req
1515. evil.Copy !req
1516. Estella would die like her mother did.Copy !req
1517. But not quite.Copy !req
1518. A well cut skirt is a lifesaver, girls.Copy !req
1519. Remember that.Copy !req
1520. She'd go to prison
for throwing someone off a cliff.Copy !req
1521. Wrong someone,
but there's something aboutCopy !req
1522. poetic justice that's just soCopy !req
1523. poetic.Copy !req
1524. Goodbye, Estella.Copy !req
1525. She was with her mother now.Copy !req
1526. I'll take it from here.Copy !req
1527. But Cruella was alive.Copy !req
1528. All right, we should put on
some music or something.Copy !req
1529. Lighten the mood.Copy !req
1530. She's not actually dead, mate. She's...Copy !req
1531. How can you not get choked up
at all this?Copy !req
1532. Oh, man.Copy !req
1533. And I call that a happy ending.Copy !req
1534. Has, er, Genghis put on a bit of weight?Copy !req
1535. So, what now?Copy !req
1536. I've got a few ideas.Copy !req
1537. Cruella de Vil
Cruella de VilCopy !req
1538. She's born to be badCopy !req
1539. So run for the hillsCopy !req
1540. Cruella de Vil
Cruella de VilCopy !req
1541. The fear on your faceCopy !req
1542. It gives me a thrillCopy !req
1543. Who wants to be nice?Copy !req
1544. Who wants to be tame?Copy !req
1545. All of you good guysCopy !req
1546. Y'all seem the sameCopy !req
1547. Original, criminalCopy !req
1548. Dressed to killCopy !req
1549. Just call me Cruella de VilCopy !req
1550. Call me crazy, call me insaneCopy !req
1551. But you're stuck in the pastCopy !req
1552. And I'm ahead of the gameCopy !req
1553. A life lived in penanceCopy !req
1554. It just seems a wasteCopy !req
1555. And the devil has much better tasteCopy !req
1556. And I tried to be sweetCopy !req
1557. I tried to be kindCopy !req
1558. But I feel much better now that I'mCopy !req
1559. Out of my mindCopy !req
1560. Oh, there always line
at the gates of hellCopy !req
1561. But I go right to the front
'cause I dress this wellCopy !req
1562. Rip it up, leave it all in tattersCopy !req
1563. Beauty is the only thing that mattersCopy !req
1564. The fabric of your little world is tornCopy !req
1565. Embrace the darknessCopy !req
1566. Be really blindCopy !req
1567. Cruella de VilCopy !req
1568. The fear on your faceCopy !req
1569. It gives me a thrillCopy !req
1570. Hello, Pongo.Copy !req
1571. Cruella de VilCopy !req
1572. Cruella de VilCopy !req
1573. If she doesn't scare youCopy !req
1574. No evil thing willCopy !req
1575. To see her is to take a certain chillCopy !req
1576. Cruella, Cruella de VilCopy !req