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4. a white male apparently fell
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5. above downtown
Los Angeles today...
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6. landed in the middle
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7. destroying one vehicle
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10. Without a body, the police have yet
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11. that can only be described
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12. Reports of a body
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13. have yet to be confirmed,
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14. as the bullshit they most likely are.
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15. You big cock English.
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16. Strong like horse.
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17. Fuck that.
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18. That's not so bad.
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19. Nice.
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20. Pick up, Eve.
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21. The number you have reached
is not in service.
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22. Fuck.
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23. Shit.
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24. You lost?
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25. Nope.
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26. Shit.
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27. On your knees, Slim.
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28. Okay, Chow Mein.
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29. - Who do you work for?
- Fuck you, Chelios.
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30. Fucking grunt.
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31. You found me in quite an unpleasant
mood this morning, mate.
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32. Now, I'm gonna ask you this question
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33. Who's gots my fucking
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34. Capiche?
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35. Just spit the fucking name out.
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36. Johnny Vang!
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37. Johnny fucking Vang?
Johnny fucking Vang?
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38. - Good boy. Where?
- Cypress Social Club!
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39. Cypress— Cypress Social Club.
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40. Now, you're sure about that, ain't you?
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41. Good boy. Thanks for coming.
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42. Now, you can keep that.
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43. Fuck.
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44. Hello. Doc Miles.
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45. Yeah, Doc, it's Chev.
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46. Jesus H. Chelios.
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47. You gotta be kidding me.
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48. Listen. I'm deadly
fucking serious, Doc.
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49. These Triad motherfuckers
cut out my fucking heart...
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50. and put in one of those
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51. You got an artificial heart?
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52. You think I'm having a fucking laugh?
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53. No, but you gotta admit,
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54. - You take your fucking time, Doc.
- You don't have any time.
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55. They're not designed to keep you alive
more than a couple of days.
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56. - And don't do anything strenuous.
- Yeah, sure, Doc. No problem.
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57. So, what's my next fucking move?
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58. We gotta get a real heart put in you,
preferably your own.
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59. - I'm on it.
- Okay, you're on it.
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60. - Doc, Jesus fucking Christ!
- I'm sorry. Sorry.
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61. Let me— Does that thing
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62. - Check.
- How many bars are showing?
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63. - One.
- Shit. That's better than none, I guess.
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64. Look, what they did you with
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65. It's got an internal battery that'll
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66. It's like a reserve tank.
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67. Once the internal battery takes over,
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68. The internal battery
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69. through a transcutaneous
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70. Two coils—
There's one internal, one external.
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71. —that transmit via a magnetic force
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72. without piercing the surface.
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73. The internal coil receives power
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74. Does this make any fucking sense
to you, Chevy?
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75. It's fucking Greek, Doc.
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76. Greek.
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77. Look, you gotta keep your body
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78. - ... to keep that piece of shit pumping.
- Copy that.
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79. - Hey, Chev?
- Yeah.
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80. - I'm stoked you're alive, dude.
- I'll get back to you, Doc.
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81. Yeah. Call me.
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82. Fuck.
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83. Hey, hey, hey! That's a nice car.
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84. Don't suppose you know where
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85. Man, fuck that shit, puto.
Let's race, ése.
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86. Don't you tempt me, fucker.
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87. What I need from you is directions.
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88. Shit.
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89. Damn, dog. You good, ése?
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90. Tiger fucking Woods.
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91. Never better.
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92. Greatest day of my fucking life.
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93. You couldn't point me in the direction
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94. Well, you ain't too far.
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95. Go down Orange for, like, 2 miles,
and then you're there, homes.
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96. You mind giving me a jump?
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97. Just juice me.
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98. Anybody know
where's the fucking Social Club?
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99. Donde esta la Social Club?
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100. Buenos nachos, white boy.
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101. This is a fucking social club?
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102. You Johnny Vang?
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103. Go.
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104. - Get lost, bitch.
- Fuck you.
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105. - What?
- Where's Johnny Vang?
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106. You looking to get your ass killed?
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107. - Wrong expression.
- You ain't tapping my ass.
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108. There you go, cupcake.
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109. Fucking no balling
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110. There goes my ride!
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111. What is that? Fucking cunt-onese?
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112. I'd rather stick my dick in a blender.
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113. Sticky me.
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114. Hey!
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115. - Johnny Vang?
- Yes.
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116. Where?
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117. Hey, dude, why do you run?
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118. Wait for me!
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119. Get out of the fucking car!
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120. - Out!
- Get your own station wagon, asshole!
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121. Get the fuck off!
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122. Damn.
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123. Fuck.
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124. You taking it too fast with me.
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125. - Which way?
- I want you to take it slow.
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126. Which way?
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127. Hey! Hey.
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128. You didn't ask name.
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129. Shut up a minute, for fuck's sake.
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130. Where is he?
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131. - Johnny Vang?
- Yes.
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132. Motherfucker!
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133. Baby.
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134. Motherfucking Chelios!
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135. You like sushi, Chinese man?
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136. How the fuck am I supposed
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137. you slanty-eyed fuck?
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138. Check it out.
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139. Sushi.
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140. Hey, Chico.
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141. We can make a deal, huh?
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142. Oh, yeah.
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143. Come on. Come on.
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144. My girl.
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145. Eve.
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146. Eve?
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147. Here, baby.
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148. Eve?
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149. Chev?
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150. Hey, I need you to take your
fucking hands off Lemon now, man.
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151. - Who the fuck are you?
- Who the fuck am I?
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152. Who the fuck are you?
You know this guy, Lemon?
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153. Lemon.
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154. You were dead.
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155. I'm—
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156. I'm so confused right now.
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157. - What's that ticking sound?
- Yeah, what is that sound?
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158. You're kind of weird, tick-man.
It's time for you to go.
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159. - Randy?
- Randy?
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160. Come here.
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161. Not you. Babe, it's—
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162. Who the fuck is that?
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163. Some whore.
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164. Fuck, no. Fuck.
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165. - Look, she's helping me find my heart.
- What?
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166. Go away. Come on, let's go.
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167. Baby.
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168. What?
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169. Oh, you dozy cunt.
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170. Baby—
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171. No.
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172. We need his ass alive.
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173. Chev Chelios,
let's save some bullets, dude.
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174. Put that away.
We've all had a drink.
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175. Should I duck?
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176. Yeah.
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177. Shall we bypass the formalities?
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178. Of course.
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179. Who do you work for, and what
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180. El Huron.
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181. English. Who's the fucking El Huton?
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182. It's The Ferret.
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183. He wants you alive,
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184. Oh, yeah?
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185. - Why?
- I don't know.
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186. Doesn't everybody?
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187. Shut up.
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188. You lucky bastard.
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189. Eve, let's go.
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190. Get on the floor now!
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191. Turn around.
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192. Oh, it's on now.
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193. - No! Stop! Stop!
- Put her down.
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194. Stop it!
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195. No!
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196. Why didn't you call me?
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197. Like fuck I didn't.
Didn't you get my message?
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198. No. Where have you been
for the last three months?
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199. I thought you were dead.
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200. I fell a mile out of a helicopter,
that's all. True story.
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201. No way. You know what?
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202. I saw this video on YouTube...
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203. where this guy's parachute doesn't
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204. and he lives.
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205. Yes, baby, I know it's possible,
because I fucking did it!
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206. - Quit it.
- Since when were you on the lnternet?
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207. A lot of things have changed
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208. I didn't fucking die.
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209. Well, that's besides the point, isn't it?
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210. Hey!
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211. - Where are we going, Chev?
- I don't know.
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212. I need to find that slob from the club,
the one with the red cooler.
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213. Are you talking about Johnny Vang?
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214. - You know Johnny Vang?
- I know his ass.
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215. He's got the box with him all the time.
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216. That box, I need it.
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217. I can bet on my grandma's coochie
he's at the horse track.
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218. Dude, you gonna put Johnny Vang
on ice?
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219. - Maybe.
- That's so fucking sexy.
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220. - Fucking dead.
- Didn't they cuff you?
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221. Damn it. Do me.
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222. I'll do you.
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223. Bitch.
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224. Atta girl. I gotta call Doc.
I need that cell phone.
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225. Why didn't you just say it?
I have a cell phone.
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226. Here.
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227. You got a cell phone.
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228. I got you, okay?
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229. You gotta work for the things that—
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230. - Chevy?
- I lost the belt battery, Doc.
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231. - How long ago?
- Over an hour.
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232. Jesus Christ. That's not fucking
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233. Fuck it. Never mind. Look.
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234. It's a wireless system, so any low-level
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235. should juice it at least temporarily.
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236. Hey, Chev?
I'm a certified heart surgeon.
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237. Well, I was.
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238. Lost my license after I fucked up
my ex-wife's...
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239. vaginal rejuvenation procedure.
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240. That's irrelevant right now.
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241. The point is, if you can get your heart,
I'm sure I can put it back in for you.
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242. I'll be in touch when I find that Chinese
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243. Bet you even had
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244. Chinese.
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245. Sharon, I just shut down, okay?
I couldn't think. I couldn't feel.
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246. Hey, Chocolate? Would you get
off your fat ass and get dressed?
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247. Why?
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248. ls Doc Miles gonna
have to choke a bitch?
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249. You know that I was waiting
for those results too?
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250. - I needed to put things in perspective.
- Oh, you needed? You needed?
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251. I think I know who we're dealing with.
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252. Hell no, we won't blow.
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253. Hell no, we won't suck.
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254. Hell no, we won't blow.
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255. Hell no, we won't suck.
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256. Move! Jesus. Shit.
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257. What the fuck!
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258. Shit.
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259. That's right. You're gonna pay me!
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260. We want to make a living.
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261. You carry weapons,
we carry weapons in our pants.
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262. We're sick and tired of this.
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263. Pay me my fucking wages,
motherfuckers.
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264. Dropping loads
all over your silly wages!
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265. They need their money.
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266. You want me to fuck this car?
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267. - Suck my fucking tits.
- Get off the car.
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268. I'm gonna bang that bitch
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269. - Hi.
- Give me my money.
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270. We're sick and tired of this.
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271. Just because it's porn
doesn't mean we don't wanna do it.
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272. This is a weird scene. We've got
pissed-off beaver. I'm in pursuit.
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273. Cunt.
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274. Sit.
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275. Good—
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276. - I'm just making sure.
- He's doing what he's supposed to.
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277. Well, he's gotta know who's in charge.
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278. Dude, come on.
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279. - He's gonna eat somebody's baby—
- Chill.
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280. - You're gonna get sued.
- He's doing what he's supposed to.
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281. Whatever. I wanted a cat.
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282. Fuck.
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283. - See? Way better than a cat, man.
- Whatever.
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284. Who's this fucking asshole?
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285. You pair of sausage noodles.
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286. How do you sleep at night?
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287. I'm from PETA.
This is animal cruelty, you fuckers.
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288. - Give that back, you liberal freak.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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289. - Fucking shame on you two. I tell you.
- That's $250.
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290. - Pair of cunts. Press the button.
- Take it back.
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291. - Hit him.
- Listen—
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292. - Disgusting.
- Morning.
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293. Mom would be so proud.
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294. - Sorry about that. Give me that thing.
- No.
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295. Yeah, there you go. Go on.
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296. You don't press that button,
you're going.
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297. - I'm pressing it.
- Press it!
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298. Come on, what's the matter?
Fucking wake up.
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299. - Make him press the button, you—
- Give him the fucking—
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300. - What are you, fucking useless?
- Hey!
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301. Stop right there!
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302. Oh, shit.
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303. See? He lost it. I told you.
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304. Get him off!
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305. Will our insurance cover that?
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306. - Get down!
- Cover your head!
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307. - On the ground!
- What the fuck is around your neck?
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308. Are you fucking kidding me?
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309. Kaylo?
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310. - Get on.
- Both of you down on the ground now!
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311. Kaylo, I thought you were dead.
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312. My name's Venus. I'm from Hollywood.
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313. Kaylo was my brother.
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314. Brother? No shit.
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315. Hey, what the fuck
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316. I have a condition.
FBT, Full Body Tourette's.
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317. I can't control myself.
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318. Jesus! Fuck!
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319. God! What the—?
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320. Motherfuck.
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321. Hey, listen.
I'm sorry about your brother.
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322. I need to get to the
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323. and I mean right the fuck now.
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324. What's the matter,
you hurting or something?
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325. - Is that where they're at?
- Who?
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326. The sucker that killed my brother.
You're Chev "the cheese" Chelios?
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327. The sickest motherfucker that ever
vaporized a motherfucker, right?
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328. - Yeah. That's me.
- Yeah. So when you get those suckers—
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329. Get a grip of yourself.
It's already done.
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330. It's done.
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331. I already took care
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332. - But— All of them?
- All of them.
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333. D-E-A-D. Brown Bread.
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334. - Right Said Fred?
- Simply Red.
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335. I see.
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336. Don't look so gloomy, Elvis.
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337. I can assure you
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338. No. You don't understand.
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339. It's a matter of honor.
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340. It should have been me
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341. Well, so long, Chelios.
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342. My brain hurts.
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343. There is one that I never got to,
on account of I could never find him.
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344. - The one that calls himself The Ferret.
- El Huron?
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345. - You know him?
- No.
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346. - That means "the ferret" in Spanish.
- Right. Yeah, I knew that.
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347. Listen, you want to find the dude that
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348. Chev?
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349. Racetrack.
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350. You're here.
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351. That you, Chelios?
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352. - I'm running on empty, Doc.
- Same here, buddy.
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353. I'm gonna need to stick my dick
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354. - I don't recommend that. But friction—
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355. Yeah. Skin-on-skin contact
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356. You're kidding me, right?
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357. Dude, the friction of two like objects
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358. Science 101, Chevy.
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359. Probably ditched that class. I did.
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360. Find someone to rub against.
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361. Well, it's not gonna hurt.
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362. Terrific race.
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363. That's a great horse, mate.
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364. What the fuck, man?
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365. - What the fuck?
- You did it.
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366. Mate, that was all you.
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367. Yo, man.
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368. Fucking Doc.
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369. Hey there, mister.
Somebody stop him! Stop him.
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370. - Chev.
- No!
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371. The horse! The horse!
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372. Get out of there!
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373. Please.
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374. Hey. Wait, wait. Chill out.
He's just had too many drinks.
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375. I got him. Okay?
Go about your business.
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376. - All right.
- Honey, let's go.
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377. - My heart.
- Oh, I love you too.
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378. Honey, come on. Over here.
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379. Are you okay?
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380. Is it the Chinese poison?
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381. Friction.
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382. Doc said friction.
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383. Chev.
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384. Friction.
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385. Friction?
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- Yeah.
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387. Yeah.
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388. - Babe, what are you doing?
- I know how this game works.
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389. - Oh, yeah. It's working, baby.
- Okay.
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390. Yeah. Fuck.
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391. Keep going, doll.
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392. Rub it, baby.
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393. - Yeah, rub it.
- Fucking good.
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394. Rub it!
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395. - Oh, my God. It's gross.
- Hey!
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397. Oh, baby.
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398. Fuck, it's working, Eve.
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399. Oh, smash it fucking good, babe.
Come on.
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400. Come on, you motherfucker.
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401. You fucking nailed it, Doc.
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402. You fucking got it, doctor!
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403. - I got it!
- Come on, doctor!
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404. Come on, babe, let's switch.
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405. Give the kitty some cream, baby.
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406. Give the kitty some more cream.
Move your—
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407. Fucking it!
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408. I fucking love you. I love you so much.
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409. Eve.
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410. Stop!
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411. Yo, help us out, man!
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412. Door number 6.
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413. Come on, man!
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414. Fucking useless.
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415. Yeah?
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416. Well, you ain't no
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417. Go!
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418. Oh, fuck!
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419. Did I drop some change,
or did I hear a chink?
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420. Oh, my God!
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421. - Fuck you, man!
- Fuck me?
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422. Give me the fucking box!
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423. Fuck you, Chelios!
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424. Get in.
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425. - Chev Chelios.
- Don motherfucking Kim.
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426. So you pull my lily-white ass
out of the hot grease again.
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427. Please, don't thank me.
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428. I don't think I shall. I'm not sure
if you're aware of this, Jeeves...
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429. but your slant-eyed associates
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430. of extreme value to me.
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431. And I intend to get it back.
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432. You know what you are,
Chev Chelios?
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433. Tell me.
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434. You are a shit magnet.
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435. Your friend has the gay condition.
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436. And now, where were we?
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437. You were about to tell me
exactly who's got what I need and why.
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438. You may have heard
of the name Poon Dong.
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439. - Only in dirty limericks.
- The patriarch of our organization.
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440. Said to be 100 years old.
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441. Considered to be more god than man
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442. But several months ago,
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443. that Poon Dong
had taken gravely ill.
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444. And without a heart transplant,
he only had a few days left to live.
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445. - I see.
- Of course, that was unacceptable.
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446. Many would have given their hearts...
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447. from their own breasts
to save the life of Poon Dong.
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448. But not me. Fuck that.
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449. But many.
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450. Then word spread out
that there was a man...
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451. who had a heart so powerful
that he was capable...
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452. of surviving even our most deadliest
of poisons.
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453. - The Chinese shit.
- Yes.
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454. It was you, Chev Chelios.
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455. It was your heart that Poon Dong
chose to replace his own.
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456. One more question.
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457. Who the fuck is El Huron, The Ferret?
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458. And how is he involved with all this?
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459. The Ferret?
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460. Let's just say our organizations
have a history of conflicting interests.
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461. I see.
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462. Well, it's mighty white of you
to help me out like this.
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463. Now, if you don't mind.
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464. Who said I was helping you out?
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465. My reward for returning you
to Poon Dong will be great.
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466. - So this is how it is.
- This is how it is.
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467. Chicken and broccoli.
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468. - Dude, are you all right?
- Never better.
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469. Fish Halman here, bringing you
breaking on-the-scenes coverage...
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470. of an explosion of mayhem,
and lewd behavior...
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471. that has swept the Long Beach area.
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472. Our viewers may remember
a similar series of incidents...
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473. which took place
three months back...
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474. involving this unidentified man.
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475. Police are now confirming
that today's events...
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476. are the work
of that very same psychotic deviant.
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477. Ted Garcia is standing by
in Hollywood Park with a live report.
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478. - Take it away, Ted.
- Thanks, Fish.
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479. I'm standing here
with a group of people—
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480. Families, seniors,
and degenerate gamblers.
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481. —that are shocked and traumatized by
what they've witnessed here today...
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482. when what started as a sunny,
Southern California afternoon...
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483. at the races turned, without warning,
into a public, open-air porno.
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484. Did you say porno, Ted?
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485. Straight up, Fish.
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486. I'd like you to meet Glenda Lansing
of Hawaiian Gardens.
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487. Glenda says she had an all-too-
up-close-and-personal encounter...
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488. with the suspect just moments
before the shocking incident occurred.
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489. That bastard had his filthy hands
all over me.
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490. Can you describe exactly
what happened?
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491. I never saw a bastard
who wanted it so bad.
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492. He put his filthy hands
on every part of me.
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493. Okay, that's a little too much
information for this broadcast.
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494. Can you describe
the man that assaulted you?
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495. He looked like that fella
from the movies.
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496. The T-Bag.
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497. T-Bag?
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498. You know, the Trainspotted fella?
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499. - Built like a brick shit house.
- All right, ma'am.
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500. You know that kind of language
is not gonna fly on TV.
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501. That son of a bitch.
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502. He treated me like his hot little whore.
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503. Explain to me...
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504. how you let this motherfucker
get away.
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505. He just went buck wild
and killed everybody.
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506. But not you.
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507. I just got lucky, eh?
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508. You know the drill, bitch.
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509. Do it.
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510. Do it!
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511. Now the other one.
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512. You got yourself another chance.
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513. I don't think you'll fuck it up next time.
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514. Now go get yourself a Band-Aid.
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515. And go get me
fucking Chelios, cabron!
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516. That's the last time.
The last time that son of a bitch...
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517. leaves me with my ass in the wind
in front of 8,000 people!
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518. - Lemon. Hey, hey, hey!
- Randy?
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519. - Hi.
- What are you doing here?
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520. It's about the dude.
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521. What dude?
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522. - The asshole.
- What about him?
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523. He's on every channel. The guy's
a fucking psycho killer, baby.
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524. Every cop in this city's looking for him,
not to mention the fucking beaners.
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525. - The fucking Orientals.
- So?
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526. So? So?
So the heat's on the street...
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527. and that dude's
playing for keeps, baby.
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528. I have no idea
what the hell you just said.
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529. - Look. Lemon. Lemon, look.
- What?
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530. I know we've all been down our
dark roads in the past, okay, babe?
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531. I need my hair did, my nails did.
You ain't gave me no money.
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532. Where you been at, Randy?
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533. if I ever catch you with another bitch...
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534. Well, you do got a big-ass dick
for a white boy.
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535. Anyway, look, the point is,
you're my lady now, all right?
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536. I don't think it's safe
for you to be out there with that—
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537. That sick fucko running wild right now.
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538. - You can say that again.
- Look, look.
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539. Listen to me.
Here's what I think we should do.
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540. - What, Randy?
- All right, I say we go to the fuzz.
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541. We tell them everything.
We come clean.
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542. - What?
- The fuzz, all right?
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543. I mean, I'd kill this guy myself,
but I got two strikes against me.
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544. - Let go of me.
- Look, baby.
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545. All right? I'm trying to be cool to you,
but I will drop the hammer.
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546. You want me to drop the hammer,
baby?
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547. I'm in no mood today, Randy!
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548. Lemon!
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549. Freeze!
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550. Hey!
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551. Now, spread it.
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552. All right, let's go.
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553. Against the car.
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554. Don't leave no skid marks, nigga.
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555. - Work that ass, baby.
- Ride that shit, big sexy!
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556. Put your arm up, son.
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557. Eight seconds, nigga! Yeah.
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558. Oh, my God.
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559. - Hello.
- Orlando?
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560. Venus! What is up, my man?
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561. Where you been, man?
I ain't seen your ass since—
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562. We was all of us broken up about what
happened to your brother. You okay?
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563. - Orlando, I need your help.
- Venus, come on.
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564. You my nigga. Can't get no bigger.
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565. L.A. Underground,
we're like a family, man.
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566. We a freak-ass family,
but we family, all right?
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567. - We look out for our own. What?
- I'm looking for a man called The Ferret.
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568. El Huron.
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569. Shit.
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570. Ferret?
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571. Oh, great.
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572. Hydrated, man! Keep him hydrated!
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573. - Step on it!
- Hold it in. Hold it in. Hold it in.
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574. Fuck.
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575. This is an ambulance, you fuckhead!
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576. Keep hydrating those organs!
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577. - Hold it in!
- Jesus.
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578. What are you doing?
This is an ambulance!
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579. Right, motherfucker. I'm aware of that.
I'm in need of emergency services.
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580. Yeah, we have got a guy
in the back of the ambulance!
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581. Get him out of here, man.
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582. - That's one of Don Kim's blokes.
- This man is in critical condition.
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583. - Get out of here.
- I'm aware of that.
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584. I'm the fucker that put him there.
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585. - Now...
- Okay, he's got a gun!
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586. - You're my physician.
- Okay.
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587. I'm in need of an external lithium
battery belt...
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588. for an Avicor Total Artificial Heart.
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589. - Might you have such a thing?
- We're gonna lose it, Bronc.
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590. - Please, look, this guy is fucking dying.
- Don't worry about him.
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591. He's not gonna make it.
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592. - Now, about my battery.
- Yeah, you said the Avicor TAH.
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593. Yeah, we got it. But why?
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594. - Holy shit.
- Chop, chop.
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595. Okay.
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596. - He's fucking dead, man.
- Do you mind?
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597. - You ready for this shit?
- Do it then.
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598. Turn the fucking thing on.
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599. Feels like crack.
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600. Yeah, but better.
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601. You know, those things
aren't designed for strenuous activity.
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602. Tell me about it.
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603. - Stop the fucking ambulance!
- Dude, we got to go to the hospital.
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604. Fuck!
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605. Bing fucking Crosby.
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606. Breathe out. Raise your buttocks
upward by first walking—
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607. Come on, down with that doggie.
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608. Down dog—
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609. - Hello.
- Doc, I'm close.
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610. So am I.
Chev, can this wait a second?
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611. I think I've found that motherfucker
that's got my organ.
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612. I think I got the skinny on that Triad
geezer from my girls on the street.
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613. Old news. I'll get back to you
when I have the tart.
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614. Chevy, wait!
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615. Chev Chelios!
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616. Fucking clowns.
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617. Cunt!
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618. It's completely normal
to be freaked out...
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619. when someone has a gun
at your head.
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620. - I would have shit myself.
- I still have nightmares.
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621. Everybody has nightmares.
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622. The point is, by coming here
and talking with me...
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623. you made a choice
to confront your issues and lick them.
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624. I can't even leave
my fucking apartment. L—
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625. Every time I go up to leave the door,
I see the guy with the gun.
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626. - I'm having a really bad day.
- Oh, shit.
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627. Tell me you got epinephrine
in this fucking cart.
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628. Think about it like this, Engleson.
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629. Today is the first day
of the rest of your life.
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630. You gotta go out and enjoy it.
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631. Knock back a couple of beers,
hit a titty bar.
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632. - Excuse me?
- Have some smelly snatch rubbed...
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633. in your face.
You gotta get out there, man.
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634. Yeah. I've gotta do it.
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635. I'm gonna go and tackle the world.
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636. No, don't tackle the world.
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637. Tackle a fucking whore.
Get your dick wet.
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638. - Yeah.
- Dip your wick into life a little bit.
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639. - Have some fun.
- Yeah.
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640. I'm gonna go out there and I'm gonna
floss my teeth with some pubes.
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641. - Oh, now you're on it.
- Thanks, doctor.
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642. - Oh, my pleasure.
- No, no, no.
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643. The pleasure's all mine.
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644. I'm done with fear.
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645. My life begins today.
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646. Fuck!
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647. Hey, maybe we better call 911.
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648. Where's my box?
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649. Five more like that, and your brains
will be strawberry jelly.
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650. You can't look in that box!
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651. The key and the fucking combo.
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652. No!
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653. Do it.
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654. That's better.
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655. This isn't my fucking pumper!
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656. What is that?
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657. What kind of sick freak carries
something like this around in a box?
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658. I am shocked to my fucking core.
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659. You've got some deep problems,
motherfucker.
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660. What the fuck is that?
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661. Fucking gotta come back
and fucking gotta find out...
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662. what the fuck is this?
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663. What the fuck is—?
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664. - Hello.
- Doc.
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665. When you hung up on me, I was trying
to fucking tell you something.
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666. Your heart was transplanted
three weeks ago...
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667. into that Shaolin motherfucker.
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668. - Fucking great. Now what?
- I'm on it.
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669. Poon Dong is still in L.A.
And if I'm right...
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670. he's got what you need in pristine,
working condition...
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671. beating inside his chest.
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672. - Good. Where do I find him?
- Don't worry about it.
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673. I got people on the street.
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674. Good luck with that, Doc.
I'll try it my way.
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675. Come here, you.
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676. Up you get.
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677. Okay, darling, one last dance.
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678. Where's the fucking old man?
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679. What old man?
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680. Hey. Hey. I got 5 dollars
that says you blow me for 20 bucks.
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681. Oh, stop. Stop right here.
Stop right here.
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682. Hey, baby.
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683. Hey.
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684. - Hey, baby. How you doing?
- I'm doing okay, baby.
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685. - Yeah?
- How you doing?
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686. What you need?
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687. You know what I need.
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688. Come on. Come on, Daddy.
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689. Fuck you, Chelios.
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690. Tell me what he's like
when he's at home.
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691. When he's home, he's like a ghost.
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692. He just plays those video games
all day, all night.
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693. - Video games?
- All day.
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694. And you let him do that?
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695. I mean, you did buy the games
for him, yeah?
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696. Of course.
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697. Why should I deny my son?
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698. - How are you today, Chev?
- I'm golden, sir.
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699. Your mom tells me that you've
been getting into quite a bit of trouble.
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700. - Is that true?
- Yes, sir.
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701. - Regretfully, that's true.
- What kind of trouble?
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702. Fighting, talking back, pinching.
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703. Pinching what?
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704. Televisions, stereo components,
books from the library.
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705. - That's not all.
- No, sir.
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706. Also a till from a restaurant
and one car.
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707. - A toy car?
- No, sir.
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708. A BMW Z1.
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709. Hey, sit.
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710. People, people, all right.
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711. I hear you've been having
quite a bit of trouble at school too.
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712. Chelios.
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713. Nothing I can't handle, sir.
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714. - I have a lot of piss and vinegar.
- He's hyperactive.
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715. Oh, shit, Mom.
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716. You want to watch your
dirty little mouth, son.
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717. - We tried giving him Ritalin, but—
- Chev?
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718. I sold it.
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719. With all this energy,
you've never thought about...
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720. I don't know, trying out for sports?
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721. - I like to run.
- Chev, where's Dad?
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722. I never met the wanker.
He died before I was born.
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723. What do you think he'd say
if he saw you acting out like this?
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724. Don't know, sir.
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725. if he were here now,
and he asked you:
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726. "Why the bloody hell
do you do the things you do, son?"
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727. - What would you tell him?
- Don't know, sir.
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728. - Bored, I guess.
- Bored, he guesses.
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729. - Bored? Bored?
- Shut up.
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730. We're gonna take a short break now.
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731. And when we return,
we are gonna find out...
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732. what makes you tick, little man.
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733. Hey.
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734. You okay? Wake up.
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735. Wake up.
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736. Ria, baby.
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737. What happened to you?
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738. What are you doing out here?
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739. What you out here for?
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740. I'm looking for the man
that killed my brother.
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741. Yeah.
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742. I have to go.
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743. I might not come back.
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744. Give the girls kisses
and hugs from me.
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745. I kiss and hug all the pussy.
You go kill cocksucker.
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746. Some boyfriend you got there,
Ms. Lydon.
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747. He lied to you
for six months regarding his work?
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748. Which I guess wouldn't be such
a big deal if he wasn't a hired killer.
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749. He made you a target
for the South American mob...
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750. for kidnapping, torture, or worse.
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751. He sexually humiliated you
in front of what...
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752. I don't know, half of Los Angeles?
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753. Twice.
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754. Twice. And then left you there
to take the rap?
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755. And now you can add an arrest
and a police record...
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756. to a list of wonderful things
Mr. Chelios has brought to your life.
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757. Help me out here, sweetheart, okay?
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758. Because—
Because I'm a little bit confused.
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759. Why the fuck do you continue
to protect this asshole?
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760. That's a dicky question.
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761. Besides, I don't know
who you're talking about.
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762. I mean, I'd like to see you fall
out of a helicopter and live.
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763. What?
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764. It looks like you made bail.
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765. - Great. Can I have my stuff back?
- Yeah.
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766. Yeah. Just a—
Just one little piece of advice.
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767. Wake the fuck up
and smell what's burning.
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768. Fuck.
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769. Hola, Chev.
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770. I take it you're the greasy fucker
that's been hunting me all day.
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771. The Ferret.
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772. Some people know me
by this fucking name.
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773. And many men have died
cursing the name of El Huron...
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774. as they choked on their own blood,
and the blood of their families.
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775. Colorful geezer.
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776. I was born with another name.
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777. The name of my father.
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778. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking hell.
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779. And my father's father's.
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780. We're all very sad.
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781. And the name...
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782. that I share...
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783. with my two brothers...
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784. Alejandro...
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785. Ricardo...
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786. Verona.
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787. Oh, I can tell, while I dig, dig, dig...
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788. that you had no idea
that there was a third brother.
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789. Nope. That fact escaped me.
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790. What I assure you of, is I would have
made it a fucking hat trick.
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791. I got a trick or three for you, cabron.
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792. I'm gonna make you wish
that you was never a man.
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793. if you want to kill me,
you get on with it.
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794. What's the rush, Chelios?
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795. I know someone
who's going to love to watch this.
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796. You.
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797. - You got the donor?
- Like you got a boner.
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798. Hey, baby.
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799. You always say you want
to be more spontaneous.
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800. Cowboy.
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801. We gonna go back to my place.
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802. - Yeah.
- That sounds good.
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803. Ricardo never wanted
my money, Chelios.
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804. He was too stubborn.
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805. Wanted to make his own way.
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806. Now I think he likes
what my money can buy.
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807. The technology to keep his brain alive.
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808. Not forever.
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809. But long enough to watch you die.
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810. Yo, Ferret. This ain't Roots, man.
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811. Yeah?
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812. Hey, cabron.
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813. You gotta be fucking kidding me.
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814. You killed my brother, motherfucker.
Prepare to die.
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815. Fuck you, Chelios.
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816. This way, sugar.
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817. Confucius say, "Karma's a bitch."
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818. Hello, Ricky.
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819. Why do we go on like this, Ricky?
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820. Hurting each other.
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821. Water?
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822. Did you say water?
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823. H2O?
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824. Coming right up.
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825. Chev Chelios. Chev.
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826. Chev.
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827. Chev. Chev!
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828. Cut the battery.
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829. Battery's out.
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830. Paddles. Give me the paddles.
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831. What's going on?
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832. Chevy? Clear!
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833. Fuck!
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834. - Shit!
- No! God! No.
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835. What the fuck is wrong with you, man?
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836. What the fuck?
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837. Jesus.
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838. It's so hard to keep a straight face.
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839. Sorry, Ches.
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840. Stay on the marker!
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841. - Let's go.
- Body parts ready?
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842. - Yes.
- All right.
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843. Here we go!
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844. - And— You set there?
- Ready?
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845. And action, Mike!
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846. Andrew!
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847. Go! Go, Lance! Run, Lance!
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848. Action, Manny!
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849. Dropping loads
all over your silly wages!
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850. You think these muscles are free?
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851. You think this cock's for free?
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852. No way! No scabs, no crabs!
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853. No scabs, no crabs!
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854. I'm gonna bang that bitch
in the back!
Copy !req
855. I'm gonna bang your prisoner!
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856. Dropping loads
all over your prisoner!
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857. Look at Jason and say it.
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858. Dropping loads
all over your prisoner!
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859. Dropping loads
all over your silly wages!
Copy !req
860. Yeah! Yeah!
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861. Fuck you!
Copy !req
862. I take it you're the faggot
that's been hunting me all day?
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863. No.
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864. The faggot.
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865. The faggot. Oh, sorry. The Ferret.
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866. No dough, no blow!
No dough, no blow!
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867. Dicks like this don't come for free!
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868. Lips like this don't come for free.
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869. That's what I meant to say.
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870. I meant lips like this
don't come for free.
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871. All right, keep going.
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872. Oh, a horse.
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873. What?
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874. I never had it that way before.
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875. - Let us kiss for a second.
- Okay.
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876. Yeah.
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877. And here we go. And action!
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878. Water.
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879. Fuck, you need a few mints.
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880. - Holy shit.
- Unbelievable.
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881. - Yeah.
- Holy shit. Fuck.
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882. That was fucking awesome.
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883. - Let's cradle the balls on that.
- Good job, buddy.
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884. - I'm sure we got it.
- You good?
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885. - Yeah.
- Good job, brother.
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886. - You okay?
- Yeah.
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887. Fuck, that was hot.
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