1. Hector, are we spinning yet?
Nice.
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2. Chelios! How we doing, baby?
And you never call me no more.
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3. Come on, what is that?
Where's the love?
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4. How are you feeling?
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5. I guess you're feeling like shit,
right about now.
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6. You can't...
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7. You can't move too good, huh?
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8. You can't breathe too good.
What's wrong with you?
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9. Wait, wait, wait, wait!
What is this?
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10. Oh, fuck!
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11. Can you guess what this is?
I bet you can, Chelios.
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12. Hold on, check this out.
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13. Oh! This is plain sick, man!
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14. I must be the motherfucking genius of sick!
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15. Poison Chev Chelios in his sleep?
That's like some Shakespeare or some shit.
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16. You knocked this dude out pretty good!
About to get you a spot on the Dodgers, son.
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17. Maybe you
don't understand what just happened.
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18. I just fucking killed you.
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19. Try not to embarrass yourself
because you're on 'Candid Camera'!
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20. This shit here I gave you!
This is some...
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21. high-tech, sci-fi,
Chinese synthetic bullshit!
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22. I don't exactly know
what's in this shit, dude!
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23. All I know is that once this shit
has binded with your blood cells,
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24. you're fucked, baby,
and believe me it's binded.
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25. Yeah, you got yourself about an hour, max.
Tick-tock.
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26. Yeah, baby... sexy...
Oh, it's been real.
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27. This shit's been real. You should've thought
twice before you whacked Don Kim.
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28. Experiencing a little 20/20 hindsight?
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29. I thought so.
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30. Now, you have yourself a nice death.
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31. Asshole!
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32. You like that, huh?
Home run!
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33. What do you think you're doing?
You can't just walk on my car!
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34. What do you think you're doing,
motherfucker, walking on my car?
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35. It's Eve.
I'm glad you called, but I'm not here.
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36. Leave a message, unless you're
selling something 'cause I'm not interested.
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37. If you're not, then just...
Wait, time's up.
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38. Get a cell phone, honey.
Please?
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39. Come on.
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40. - Dr, Miles office, may I help you?
- Yeah, let me speak to him.
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41. I'm sorry, but the doctor isn't in.
May I take a message?
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42. - Where is he?
- I beg your pardon, sir?
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43. Where the fuck is he?
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44. No... yeah!
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45. Wow!
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46. Where you from?
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47. I don't know, sir.
This is his answering service.
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48. - Jesus fucking Christ.
- Would you like me to page him?
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49. Yeah, fine.
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50. Please let the doctor know
that Chev Chelios is a dead man,
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51. - if he can't call me back within the hour.
- Could you spell that?
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52. Yeah, D-E-A-D! Chelios.
- Yes, sir.
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53. Thank you.
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54. - Hello.
- Kaylo, where were you last night?
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55. - What's up, Chev?
- I said, where were you last night?
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56. I...
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57. - Well, want to know what I was doing?
- What?
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58. - Getting killed, you plum.
- What?
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59. Yeah, you heard me.
Ricky fuckin' Verona...
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60. - Ricky Verona?
- Who'd a thought...
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61. that little bitch had the stones
to wet me in my own crib?
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62. - I mean, it's inconceivable. Yet, here we are.
- Where are we?
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63. I'm dead and you're simple. Now listen to me.
Put the word out I'm looking for Verona.
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64. - Anyone sees him you call me, understand?
- I...
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65. I'm gonna get that little fucker
if it's the last thing I do.
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66. It may actually be the last thing I do.
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67. - You understand?
- Ricky Verona.
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68. - You copy?
- Yeah.
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69. Find him!
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70. Hey, man!
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71. - What the fuck you doing? Where am I going?
- Fuck you!
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72. Bathroom don't work.
What you doing?
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73. - Yo, Chevy...
- Where's Verona?
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74. - Talk!
- What about?
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75. - Don't fuck with me!
- I'm not! Just calm down!
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76. Don't tell me to calm down!
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77. - Fuck, man!
- Orlando? You all right?
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78. Hey, there's a white nigger with a gun
up in here! Just be still, motherfuckers!
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79. You see that?
I'm trying to help you here, man.
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80. I gotta find Ricky Verona.
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81. - Why would I know where Verona is?
- Yeah, yeah.
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82. You don't know, but you're gonna tell me.
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83. Or I'm gonna
blow your brains into the fuckin' toilet!
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84. I'm gonna fucking kill him!
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85. Whoa! Put your guns down!
The white man is cool!
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86. The white man is...
The white man is cool!
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87. Y'all like them Somalia niggers.
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88. Now look, Chevy
came here to discuss something.
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89. We gonna discuss
this shit in a civilized manner. Chevy?
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90. - You had a question? Or a point to make?
- Where's Verona?
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91. Okay, I'm not affiliated with Ricky Verona.
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92. You pulled the Anselmo job together.
Don't fuckin' bullshit me!
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93. Easy! Easy! Easy!
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94. All right?
Things are beginning to clarify.
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95. See how that works, D?
Discussion leads to clarity.
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96. That's what I was telling you before.
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97. Look, you're operating under a false
pretence. Ricky and I did not pull...
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98. the Anselmo job together.
Ricky fucked me on the Anselmo job.
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99. In fact, Ricky Verona still owes me $7,500.
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100. - Not how I heard it.
- But that's the way it is.
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101. So, you see, I don't know where Verona is.
If I did,
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102. I'd probably be there right now,
beating the Gucci off his ass.
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103. All right.
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104. That's what I'm talking about.
That's almost civilized.
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105. Shit, dude.
What's wrong with you?
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106. I gotta find Ricky Verona.
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107. Well, obviously. You've made that point
abundantly clear to all of us here, today.
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108. - How can I help you?
- Just give me some coke. You got any coke?
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109. Now you're just going to
come in here and insult me?
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110. - I know you got coke.
- You think every brother's carrying?
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111. Come on, I don't have time!
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112. Just give me something.
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113. - I'm really dying, here.
- I can see that.
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114. No, I'm really fucking dying!
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115. Look, if I don't find Ricky Verona...
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116. May I please have some coke?
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117. You saying this is medicinal-use coke?
- That's right.
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118. Well?
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119. - What?
- This shit ain't free, nigger.
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120. That's enough.
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121. What, you gonna do the shit right here?
Chevy, come on, man!
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122. Oh, God!
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123. Chevy...
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124. What the...
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125. - Oh, that's good. That's good.
- That's good, right?
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126. Why you looking for Verona, anyway?
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127. Some Chinese assholes hired him to kill me.
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128. - This is about Don Kim.
- What do you know about it?
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129. - I know you pulled the trigger.
- Of course, I pulled the trigger.
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130. Why wouldn't I pull the fuckin' trigger?
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131. Whoa... Yo, Chelios, you good?
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132. - This shit ain't working.
- Excuse me?
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133. I know what I have to do.
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134. Well, shit.
A man's got to do what a man's got to do.
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135. - What is it you gotta do?
- I gotta kick some black ass.
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136. What?
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137. - Shit!
- There he goes again.
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138. Who wants white meat?
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139. You ain't got shit, motherfucker!
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140. - Put that fuckin' twig down, bitch!
- Faggot!
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141. Get the fuck out of here, bitch!
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142. - Doc?
- What's up, Doc?
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143. - You motherfucker!
- Why aren't you dead yet?
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144. - What the fuck you doing?
- Coming for you.
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145. - Fucking believe me.
- Whatever.
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146. I'll be waiting,
but you won't make it.
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147. You should know that I'm all about hooking up
with that mystery girl, you've been banging.
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148. Soon as you're underground. I forgot
to say so on that gay James Bond tape I left.
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149. What, and then you're gonna rape my
grandmother? Bla, bla, fuckin' bla.
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150. You listen to me. What do you think Carlito
will do when he finds out what you did?
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151. Your whole crew is history!
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152. - Driver, pull over!
- Fuck!
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153. Great.
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154. You talking about Carlito?
Because me and Carlito, we're boys now.
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155. We're tight.
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156. Tight, like when your brother
fucked you in 3rd grade?
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157. That's snappy. But I did you pretty good,
didn't I Chelios?
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158. - Admit it.
- We'll see.
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159. Pull over!
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160. - Know what the best part is?
- Sorry, must go. Bye-bye.
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161. - Yeah.
- Doctor Miles.
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162. Fuck! What took you so long?
Jesus Christ.
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163. - Sorry, Chevy, I just got the message.
- Okay. Forget it. Listen, I'm dying!
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164. I've been poisoned
with some Chinese synthetic shit.
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165. - What?
- You've gotta fucking do something for me.
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166. - What are your symptoms?
- It's like I'm slowing down.
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167. - Stuck in tar.
- Blurred vision?
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168. - Yeah.
- Dizzy?
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169. - Sure.
- Any pain in your chest?
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170. Not really.
I feel good, right now.
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171. - What are you doing?
- Driving through a mall, cops chasing me.
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172. The adrenaline is what's keeping you alive.
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173. - Having a little trouble hearing you.
- You got to keep moving, Chevy.
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174. Explain.
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175. If I'm right,
they gave you the Beijing cocktail.
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176. It's very nasty shit.
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177. It works on the adrenal gland,
blocks it's receptors.
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178. The only thing you can do to slow it down,
is to keep the flow of adrenaline constant.
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179. Meaning, if you stop, you die.
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180. Hang on.
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181. Jesus! What...
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182. Are you there?
Are you okay?
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183. - What'd you say, Doc?
- If you stop, you die!
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184. That's what I'm trying to do.
Keep moving, keep the blood pumping.
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185. Chevy, you there?
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186. Every time I slow down,
it's like my veins start to rust.
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187. - Did you take anything?
- Couple grams of coke.
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188. That's a start.
I'll be in L.A. in an hour.
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189. I'll call you as soon as I get there.
Do not stop moving!
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190. Taxi! Yo, yo, yo!
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191. - Go!
- Where we go?
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192. Just drive!
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193. - Would you mind...
- Where you want to go, man?
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194. Right.
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195. - Oh, shit!
- Go right!
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196. - Okay! Yes!
- Go fucking right!
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197. Crank the music.
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198. Crank it!
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199. But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
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200. I just don't think he'd understand
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201. And if you tell my heart,
my achy breaky heart
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202. It might blow up and kill this man
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203. Pull over, pull over.
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204. - Thanks, mate. I'll be back in one minute.
- Okay, cowboy.
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205. Hey, buddy!
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206. You move, you die.
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207. - Hey, it's Eve. I'm glad you called...
- Fuck!
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208. Where to, man?
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209. Beverly Hills.
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210. - Chevy!
- Hey, boss.
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211. What a surprise.
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212. - Something urgent has come up.
- So I've heard.
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213. Word travels fast.
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214. - Well, then you know what happened.
- You amaze me, my friend.
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215. Well, what can I say?
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216. Carlito, I need your help.
I don't have a lot of time.
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217. - No, not much.
- Yeah, we...
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218. We've gotta find an antidote, or something.
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219. - What's the matter?
- That shit they gave you...
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220. It's that Chinese shit.
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221. There is no antidote.
I wish there was something I could do.
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222. - What, that's it?
- Honestly,
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223. you should be dead already.
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224. - It's a miracle.
- A miracle?
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225. We give that shit to horses.
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226. - I don't fucking believe this.
- I'm sorry.
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227. You don't have to be
so damn fucking cool about it!
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228. - What do you expect me to do?
- Find that punk Verona,
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229. and his whole fucking crew,
and feed them to a cage of wolverines.
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230. What is this?
What, are you boys now or something?
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231. Verona?
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232. That's a small time punk.
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233. - Not to say that this isn't an opportunity.
- Opportunity?
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234. Everyone knows
the love I have for you, Chev.
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235. But maybe this
makes up for the Don Kim hit which was...
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236. perhaps ill-advised.
- Fuckin' lll-advised?
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237. The heat from Hong Kong was
much more than we anticipated.
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238. Well, that's outstanding, Carlito.
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239. Glad to know my death
can be of some use to you.
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240. - Don't be difficult.
- I'm not being difficult.
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241. I don't know if you noticed, but I'm
having a difficult fucking day, brother!
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242. Are you disrespecting me?
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243. Is that what you're doing?
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244. Forget it.
I'm out of here.
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245. You're not getting in my cab, wet!
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246. - I just gave you $200 to wait for 3 minutes.
- You're not getting in my car, no way!
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247. Yeah, you're right.
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248. Al-Qaeda!
Al-Qaeda!
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249. I love America!
I love Bush!
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250. I Voted Bush!
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251. - Yeah.
- Hey, Chev. My flight's delayed.
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252. - Shit!
- It's all right. Relax.
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253. I mean, don't relax. That shit they
gave you is cutting off your adrenaline.
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254. Excitement, fear, danger. It causes your
body to make a chemical called ephedrine.
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255. - They introduced an inhibitor to your system.
- Fuck!
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256. You've got to massively
increase the ephedrine level in your body,
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257. to force out the inhibitors.
Go to a hospital.
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258. Get epinephrine, an artificial adrenaline.
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259. It comes in 10-milligram syringes.
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260. A 5th of an injection will do.
It's potent, so don't overdo it.
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261. Chevy? Did you get that?
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262. - Did you get that?
- Yeah, epi-something.
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263. Okay, okay. I've gotta go.
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264. Now, I'll call you when I get there.
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265. - Yeah?
- Chev.
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266. Yeah?
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267. - Chev?
- What?
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268. Hello?
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269. Come on!
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270. Mother!
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271. - Chev?
- Yes, fuck?
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272. I just saw Verona's brother
walk into the Prince.
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273. - The Prince.
- Yeah.
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274. I was just down here getting a taco,
and he walked in, 2 minutes ago.
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275. - Where are you, now?
- Across the street, getting a taco.
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276. - Where are you?
- I'm there. Meet me on 7th and Catalina.
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277. Is he in there, now?
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278. Did anyone go in with him?
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279. Right, wait here.
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280. How'd you like that one, tough guy?
How frickin' awesome was that, huh?
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281. Well, well.
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282. You feel like talking?
Where's your fuckin' brother?
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283. Doing your mother like a whore, you bitch!
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284. Nice. I wonder
how many steaks I could carve out of you.
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285. You died, motherfucker!
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286. Yeah, wanna fuck with me, ese?
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287. What, you rolling pin mighty good?
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288. What the hell you think you doing, huh?
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289. What,
you want to dance with me, motherfucker?
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290. I'll fuck you up!
Come on!
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291. Jesus!
Nothing's easy.
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292. Wanna hold hands?
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293. - Hey, talk to me, bro.
- Hey, Ricky.
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294. You in the mood for sucking me off?
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295. Maybe let me lick your ass or something?
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296. Who is this?
Shit! Chelios?
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297. - Is this fucking Chelios?
- That's right, bro.
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298. Guess how I got your brother's phone.
I'm sure you have it all figured out.
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299. Looks like you should've
cut me up when you had the chance.
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300. I'm having a little trouble hearing you.
You experiencing a little 20/20 hindsight?
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301. You're supposed to be fucking dead!
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302. You know, I kind of like that shit you put in
me. Gonna give me some more?
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303. - Well, I'm... I'm...
- I know, I know. Hey...
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304. What's this?
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305. A necklace! You guys
really are faggots, aren't you?
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306. You motherfucker! My grandfather gave
that medallion to my father and then he...
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307. Fuck!
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308. - Fuck you, man! Shove that thing up your ass!
- No thanks.
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309. You know, I believe I'll hang on to it.
You'll have to come find me, after all.
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310. - Fucked up that you killed your own brother.
- You...
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311. What's that shit?
Epi... 10 milligrams?
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312. Good work, Kaylo.
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313. Doctor Sing to the labor room.
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314. - Asshole!
- No need to push.
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315. I'm looking for
something that starts with "E".
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316. England?
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317. Very funny. No.
Some kind of artificial adrenaline.
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318. - Artificial adrenaline?
- Yeah, I've got heart problems.
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319. - Epinephrine.
- Yes! Epinephrine.
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320. I love you. Epinephrine.
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321. - I can't give you epinephrine.
- Why?
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322. Just a minute.
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323. Oi! What do you mean...
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324. - What is this shit?
- Nasal spray.
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325. Miserable bitch!
What?
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326. Nasal spray. It's got epinephrine in it.
It'll get you tweaked, man.
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327. Hey!
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328. - Sure that's the guy?
- Yeah.
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329. This room's clear.
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330. Could anyone
speaking Korean please come to ER?
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331. Anyone speaking Korean...
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332. Yo, yo, yo!
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333. Yo!
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334. Stop!
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335. Jerk-off!
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336. Coming through!
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337. I know you motherfuckers have epinephrine.
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338. - Clear the hallway!
- Corner. Is the OR ready?
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339. I'm having a bad day.
Tell me you've got epinephrine on this cart!
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340. You all right?
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341. Tell me you've got epinephrine!
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342. - Motherfucker!
- I don't know. I'll check.
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343. - Get back!
- Take it easy!
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344. - Do you understand fucking English?
- Yes, I just don't know which draw it's in.
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345. Look!
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346. - Give me the fucking epinephrine!
- I don't know where it is, man!
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347. - What is this, a rest home?
- What are you doing back there?
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348. Hurry up!
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349. - Get back!
- We can't treat without insurance.
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350. - I don't know if I have it. Give me a second!
- Put the weapon down!
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351. What the fuck!
Where the fuck is it?
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352. - My heart!
- What?
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353. - My heart!
- Yeah, yeah.
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354. Drop your weapon, now!
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355. - What do you think you're doing? This is...
- Shut up! You!
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356. Gimme the epinephrine?
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357. Don't even think about it!
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358. Albuterol... Flortab... Epinephrine!
Here it is! I've got it!
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359. - Here you go.
- Gimme that.
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360. - Asshole.
- I'm not gonna tell you again.
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361. all right? Just be quiet.
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362. Juice me.
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363. Juice?
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364. Do it.
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365. - All right.
- Come on!
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366. I haven't got all day.
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367. Okay, I need both of them to...
Give them to me.
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368. One.
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369. Two. Clear!
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370. Get the fuck back!
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371. Get out!
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372. How much of this stuff did he say to take?
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373. Chevy, we're in the air, man.
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374. - Did you get the stuff?
- Got it.
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375. - Did you take it?
- Yup.
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376. - You took the whole thing.
- Yup.
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377. - I said one 5th. The shit's gonna kill you.
- Right.
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378. - Chest on fire?
- Check.
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379. - But you're cold.
- Check.
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380. - And you've got a steel hard on, don't you?
- Let me check.
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381. - Check.
- Your blood vessels are stimulated.
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382. Urinary sphincter's so tight,
you couldn't piss to save your life.
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383. Urinary sphincter, check!
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384. - Get some Vicodin. You at the hospital?
- Negative.
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385. Get some grass. That shit'll be out of
your system in 30 minutes, or it'll kill you.
Copy !req
386. This is costing me a fortune.
I'll call you in 20 minutes when we land.
Copy !req
387. - Copy.
- Hey, Chevy?
Copy !req
388. You're a good dude.
Been nice knowing you.
Copy !req
389. Copy, out.
Copy !req
390. Some medical emergency.
Copy !req
391. Police have declined to name
the man they say is still at large,
Copy !req
392. on a citywide rampage
that has left one man dead,
Copy !req
393. dozens injured, and hundreds
of thousands of dollars of damage...
Copy !req
394. in it's smoking, bloody wake.
The suspect is a professional killer...
Copy !req
395. with ties to organized crime
and a long police record.
Copy !req
396. He is considered armed and highly dangerous.
Copy !req
397. We now continue with regularly
scheduled programming,
Copy !req
398. but stay tuned for continuing coverage
of this bizarre story, as it unfolds.
Copy !req
399. What your saying is that next to olives,
onions, lemons and limes...
Copy !req
400. Oh, shit!
Take it easy.
Copy !req
401. Get back, pig!
Copy !req
402. I... just give me the...
Copy !req
403. Come on, then.
Let's see you run, piggy.
Copy !req
404. Come on, piggy.
Copy !req
405. Give me the gun.
Let's talk this over.
Copy !req
406. Yeah, you want it?
There.
Copy !req
407. - Honey, let's go. Come on.
- Be careful.
Copy !req
408. All right.
I'm gonna get some help, all right?
Copy !req
409. Yeah.
Copy !req
410. - Hey, did you try to call?
- You've been home all day?
Copy !req
411. - I was sleeping in.
- Sleeping in. That's great, Eve.
Copy !req
412. Super great.
Copy !req
413. You all rested, now?
Glad to hear it.
Copy !req
414. Listen, I've been fatally poisoned.
Copy !req
415. A psychopath's on his way over
to torture and kill you,
Copy !req
416. but don't get out of bed, I'll be
over in a flash. Could you fry up a waffle?
Copy !req
417. - Sure, yeah. Come on over. I'll be here.
- Right, you'll be there. Okay.
Copy !req
418. Bye.
Copy !req
419. So, let's go get the bitch!
Copy !req
420. I hate you.
Copy !req
421. Second.
Copy !req
422. Come on!
Copy !req
423. Come on, please!
Copy !req
424. All right, all right. Jesus!
Copy !req
425. Oh my God!
Copy !req
426. - Is this your new look or something?
- Yeah, you into it?
Copy !req
427. It's gross.
Copy !req
428. Are you looking for my other boyfriend?
Copy !req
429. Yes!
Copy !req
430. - You haven't watched TV today, right?
- No, why?
Copy !req
431. - Didn't think so. Come on, we're leaving.
- Don't be a freak.
Copy !req
432. Get dressed.
Copy !req
433. Actually, can you change the clock on the
microwave? I never changed it back.
Copy !req
434. - What?
- The microwave.
Copy !req
435. Change the clock. The daylight
savings time, I never changed it back.
Copy !req
436. - The microwave?
- Yes.
Copy !req
437. Listen, I bought you some flowers.
They got fucked up on the way over.
Copy !req
438. That's sweet! You okay?
You look like you're on drugs or something.
Copy !req
439. You love me, yeah?
Copy !req
440. Yes.
Copy !req
441. - Then I need you to do something for me.
- What? What's wrong?
Copy !req
442. I need you to put some clothes on
and come with me, right now.
Copy !req
443. - No.
- I'll change the clock on the microwave.
Copy !req
444. Okay. All right.
Copy !req
445. Shit's wearing off.
Copy !req
446. - The waffle iron's on if you want to make one.
- Great.
Copy !req
447. Great.
Copy !req
448. You're so stressed out.
Want some pot?
Copy !req
449. Yeah! No!
Copy !req
450. - Ready! What's wrong?
- I burned my hand.
Copy !req
451. - Oh, my God! Let me see it!
- Don't worry about it. Hey!
Copy !req
452. What the...
Copy !req
453. - I'm sorry.
- That was completely uncalled for.
Copy !req
454. Can we just...
Copy !req
455. Fine.
Copy !req
456. - Parked out the back.
- Oh.
Copy !req
457. - Darn! That... thing.
- What thing?
Copy !req
458. The waffle thing.
I gotta turn it off.
Copy !req
459. Hello?
Copy !req
460. All right, very funny.
Copy !req
461. God, I hate that.
Copy !req
462. Do you want to burn the building down?
Copy !req
463. - Ouch!
- Sorry, honey.
Copy !req
464. Nice one. Chev?
Copy !req
465. Oh, there's my Tiger Balm.
Copy !req
466. I swear to God, Chev.
Copy !req
467. I don't know what you're on,
but it isn't working for you.
Copy !req
468. My hand cream!
That's where you went.
Copy !req
469. Chev? Can I have some help, here?
Copy !req
470. - Where's your car?
- Actually, I took a cab.
Copy !req
471. You're embarrassing me.
Copy !req
472. I didn't have
a lot of time to pick this out.
Copy !req
473. So, why are we here?
Copy !req
474. This isn't gonna be...
This isn't gonna be easy, as they say.
Copy !req
475. Oh, fucker.
Copy !req
476. - All right, here it is.
- Sorry.
Copy !req
477. - I told you I was a video game programmer.
- Yeah?
Copy !req
478. That was a lie.
Copy !req
479. Actually...
Copy !req
480. I kill people.
Copy !req
481. Professional hitman. I freelance
for a major West Coast crime syndicate.
Copy !req
482. Last night was a job like 100 others.
High dollar hit, nothing special.
Copy !req
483. The Triads, from Hong Kong,
had been moving in on the local drug cartels.
Copy !req
484. My target was
the number 1 man in Los Angeles, Don Kim.
Copy !req
485. Well?
Copy !req
486. What are you waiting for?
Copy !req
487. Then, this insane idea comes through the back
of my head, like a.45 slug at close range.
Copy !req
488. Congratulations.
Copy !req
489. - Did I win something?
- Your life, jackass.
Copy !req
490. 100 grand wants you dead.
So, sooner or later it's gonna happen,
Copy !req
491. but I'm not doing it.
Copy !req
492. I see.
Copy !req
493. Instead you're gonna do something for me.
You're gonna get out of town. Disappear.
Copy !req
494. I don't care where you go or what you do,
Copy !req
495. so long as you're invisible for 48 hours.
That's all I ask.
Copy !req
496. 48 hours?
Copy !req
497. Or, if you prefer,
we can do it the other way.
Copy !req
498. The way where I go to work,
and you meet Buddha.
Copy !req
499. You see?
I quit.
Copy !req
500. I quit the business, for you.
Copy !req
501. - For me?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
502. I figure I call you that night
and tell you everything.
Copy !req
503. We get on a plane,
leave this shit, never come back.
Copy !req
504. - Pretty crazy, huh?
- You are so weird.
Copy !req
505. - Are we going on a trip?
- Well...
Copy !req
506. I might be going on a trip,
but you're not coming with me..
Copy !req
507. - Please! Wait, please!
- Mob hits, Chev?
Copy !req
508. Chinese poison?
Do you know how ridiculous you sound?
Copy !req
509. If you're leaving me,
then tell me the truth!
Copy !req
510. Oh, right.
You think it sounds crazy.
Copy !req
511. How do you think I feel?
I have to live this shit!
Copy !req
512. Chev? Chev?
Copy !req
513. What's wrong?
Copy !req
514. - Wait a minute, you trust me?
- No.
Copy !req
515. - Make love to me.
- What?
Copy !req
516. - I think it'll help.
- What? Are you kidding? Get off me!
Copy !req
517. - Take your clothes off.
- No!
Copy !req
518. No!
Copy !req
519. - You said you wanted to be more spontaneous.
- You're crazy!
Copy !req
520. You're an adrenaline junkie with no soul!
Copy !req
521. - Save me, Eve. Save my life!
- Stop it!
Copy !req
522. I'm sorry.
Oh my God, are you okay?
Copy !req
523. Are you okay?
Copy !req
524. No! No!
Copy !req
525. Shit!
Copy !req
526. Get off!
Copy !req
527. You filthy animal!
Copy !req
528. Take me right here, in front of everyone!
Copy !req
529. That's it!
Copy !req
530. Come on! Do it!
Copy !req
531. - What are you waiting for?
- Jesus!
Copy !req
532. - Come on!
- I'm trying!
Copy !req
533. Oh, God!
Now you can't get it up?
Copy !req
534. - Come on, get it up!
- I'll fucking get it up!
Copy !req
535. - Goddamnit, Chev!
- Shut up!
Copy !req
536. I'm alive! I'm alive!
Copy !req
537. I'm alive, you motherfuckers!
Copy !req
538. Oh, my God! Wow!
Copy !req
539. Oh, my God! Yes!
Copy !req
540. - Yeah?
- What are you doing?
Copy !req
541. - I've got Verona.
- Kaylo?
Copy !req
542. I've got Verona, man.
Copy !req
543. - What?
- No shit?
Copy !req
544. - Where are you?
- Don Kim's shirt factory, upstairs.
Copy !req
545. - What's the matter with you?
- 5th and Alameda?
Copy !req
546. - Who's at 5th and Alameda?
- Don't let that fucker out of your sight!
Copy !req
547. - Hear me? With you in 10 minutes. You got it?
- Yeah, Chev.
Copy !req
548. Honey, I gotta go.
Please understand.
Copy !req
549. No, Chev, I do not understand!
Copy !req
550. Oh, baby!
Copy !req
551. I'll call you!
Copy !req
552. What are you looking at?
Copy !req
553. Hey man, what's the matter with you?
You a crackhead?
Copy !req
554. - Right, just step on it, all right?
- You're won't die in my cab, crackhead.
Copy !req
555. I got something for you.
Copy !req
556. Take this Haitian shit.
Copy !req
557. This shit is some hardcore shit.
It's made from plant shit.
Copy !req
558. Hey, what are you laughing at?
Look at this. You see that?
Copy !req
559. That's what a man look like, crackhead.
That's power.
Copy !req
560. Now look at you.
Copy !req
561. What the hell.
Copy !req
562. Yeah.
Copy !req
563. It tastes like ass.
Copy !req
564. That's right, devil. You wait.
Copy !req
565. - Shut the fuck up!
- No!
Copy !req
566. - No!
- Shut the fuck up!
Copy !req
567. Whoop, there it is!
Fuck him!
Copy !req
568. We're here.
Copy !req
569. - What'd you say was in this stuff?
- I told you, it's hardcore.
Copy !req
570. It'll be $5.55.
Copy !req
571. - It's all you, man.
- Have a nice day, devil.
Copy !req
572. This is fucked.
Copy !req
573. Where's he going?
Copy !req
574. Yeah, okay. How the fuck you
going to call me, talking shit?
Copy !req
575. I'm gonna smack the hell out of you.
I don't know where he at...
Copy !req
576. Fucking call me talking shit!
Copy !req
577. I'm doing my job.
I'm doing my shit.
Copy !req
578. I'm out here,
doing what I do. I'm a rooftop mother...
Copy !req
579. Hey, Chevy!
What's up, dog?
Copy !req
580. Everything okay?
You chillin'? You good?
Copy !req
581. - What a coincidence!
- What do you mean?
Copy !req
582. - What, you waiting for a bus?
- Actually, I thought a helicopter...
Copy !req
583. - What is this?
- What?
Copy !req
584. - You working for the Chinese?
- The Chinese?
Copy !req
585. - You crazy? I wouldn't do that to you.
- I am crazy. Where's Kaylo?
Copy !req
586. - Okay, ding. Time's up.
- What do you mean, "ding"?
Copy !req
587. What do you mean, "ding"?
Copy !req
588. Where is that motherfucker?
Copy !req
589. Chev.
Copy !req
590. - What the fuck is this?
- Chev, baby. Take it easy.
Copy !req
591. Oh, you mean like this?
Copy !req
592. Now you tell me where that
little toe-rag motherfucker is. Verona.
Copy !req
593. Verona's got nothing to do with this.
Copy !req
594. What?
Copy !req
595. - Don Carlos wants you off the streets.
- Carlito?
Copy !req
596. You've totally lost your shit, dog.
Copy !req
597. You're all over TV. Destroying property,
making unauthorized hits...
Copy !req
598. You're causing the organization
a great deal of embarrassment.
Copy !req
599. - You're telling me Carlito wanted this?
- Look,
Copy !req
600. don't worry,
we'll take care of Verona.
Copy !req
601. The best thing for you to do
is find some nice, dark, quiet place and...
Copy !req
602. just die.
Copy !req
603. Just die. You think
I've got "cunt" written on my forehead?
Copy !req
604. Maybe you're right.
Copy !req
605. - We all got to die sometime, right?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
606. We all got to die sometime.
Copy !req
607. So, I'll just die.
Copy !req
608. What the...
Copy !req
609. - Of all the fuckin'...
- You got shot!
Copy !req
610. Mother...
Copy !req
611. Jesus!
Eve, move!
Copy !req
612. - You, asshole!
- Don't talk to him like that!
Copy !req
613. - My boyfriend kills people!
- Nice.
Copy !req
614. Oh, God!
Copy !req
615. I had to see if you were telling the truth.
Copy !req
616. Come on.
Copy !req
617. No, wait!
Copy !req
618. Now, come on.
Copy !req
619. Oh, God!
Copy !req
620. Oh, dammit!
Copy !req
621. - I forgot to take my birth control pills.
- What?
Copy !req
622. - Where are the keys? The keys!
- Here.
Copy !req
623. - Come! Come!
- My stuff!
Copy !req
624. All my stuff!
Copy !req
625. - You weren't lying!
- Welcome to my life.
Copy !req
626. No, I mean...
that you would give it all up for me.
Copy !req
627. Yeah.
Copy !req
628. - And the other part?
- The poison's true, too.
Copy !req
629. Then... that means...
Copy !req
630. Pretty much, Eve.
Copy !req
631. - How can we stop it?
- Only adrenaline can slow it down.
Copy !req
632. - So, when we were in Chinatown?
- Yeah. Sorry.
Copy !req
633. What are you doing?
Copy !req
634. - This'll get you going.
- What?
Copy !req
635. - Come on, let's finish what you started.
- Oh, boy.
Copy !req
636. Oh, that's it.
That's really working for me.
Copy !req
637. - You like that?
- Stay down!
Copy !req
638. Motherfuck!
Copy !req
639. Jesus! Yeah, that's it, baby.
Just a little more.
Copy !req
640. Stay down, Eve.
Copy !req
641. - Jesus.
- Oh, you're so big!
Copy !req
642. Oh my God!
Copy !req
643. Just a touch...
Copy !req
644. - What's that matter?
- So you can fall asleep like always?
Copy !req
645. I don't think so.
Copy !req
646. Jesus! Fuck!
Copy !req
647. Are they really...
Copy !req
648. They're dead.
Copy !req
649. How do you...
How can you do that?
Copy !req
650. I told you, baby. I quit.
Copy !req
651. - Where are you going?
- Stay there, honey.
Copy !req
652. - Jesus! Fuck!
- Chev!
Copy !req
653. Asshole!
Copy !req
654. I can't feel my leg.
Copy !req
655. Shit!
I've been trying to call you for a half hour.
Copy !req
656. - Where the fuck have you been?
- In my office.
Copy !req
657. - Can you make it over here?
- Sure, why not?
Copy !req
658. Chocolate, what's this fucking receipt
from Gold Foods Market for $254?
Copy !req
659. Snacks.
Copy !req
660. I hate television.
Copy !req
661. I owe you again, Doc.
Copy !req
662. Chevy, you're my best customer.
Copy !req
663. - What is this stuff?
- Synthetic epinephrine...
Copy !req
664. - diluted with some saline.
- Feels sort of good.
Copy !req
665. Well, I got a little meth in there, too.
You're feeling the endorphins.
Copy !req
666. Wait a minute.
I'm not better?
Copy !req
667. No, you're not better.
Copy !req
668. You're in such shit shape, it's stunning.
I can't believe your heart's beating.
Copy !req
669. You should be in a fucking medical journal.
Copy !req
670. - So, what are you going to do?
- The solution acts as a competing inhibitor.
Copy !req
671. It's pushing
the poison out of your receptors,
Copy !req
672. and replacing it with a chemical.
It's just a temporary fix.
Copy !req
673. Then what?
Copy !req
674. Then you're fucked.
Copy !req
675. I can put you on life support
and string this out for a few days.
Copy !req
676. But you're going to
go into a comma at some point.
Copy !req
677. Does she know?
Copy !req
678. Why don't I load you up with something,
and you can go out in a beautiful dream.
Copy !req
679. A dream.
Copy !req
680. Can I do that for you?
Copy !req
681. No, no, no.
That's not what I want.
Copy !req
682. What do you want?
Copy !req
683. One hour.
Copy !req
684. I want one hour.
Copy !req
685. Give me a fuckin' break.
Copy !req
686. So, the wild rampage that began 9am in
L.A. continues. The suspect, still at large.
Copy !req
687. We didn't give him
enough of the Chinese shit.
Copy !req
688. You think?
Copy !req
689. Dude, it's him!
Copy !req
690. - What's up, corpse?
- Bonjour, douche bag,
Copy !req
691. - Thought you might be interested in a deal.
- Oh, you a dealer, now?
Copy !req
692. Don't you worry about what I am.
Copy !req
693. - Listen, I want the antidote.
- Oh, the antidote?
Copy !req
694. - That's right, the antidote.
- What you prepared to give me?
Copy !req
695. How about the jewelry I got off that
faggot brother of yours, you cocksucker?
Copy !req
696. - Don't pop a blood vessel, you little penis.
- Okay.
Copy !req
697. - You like the deal?
- Whatever!
Copy !req
698. Be at the downtown Lint in 20 minutes.
Copy !req
699. - You know the spot?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
700. Don't be late, or I'll trade the
thing to a whore for a hand job.
Copy !req
701. Look, I said I said I'd fuckin' be...
Fuck!
Copy !req
702. - See you later, sunshine.
- ... turn that shit off.
Copy !req
703. Dammit! Fuck!
Copy !req
704. Yo, it's Verona.
You won't believe this call I just got.
Copy !req
705. It's gonna be all right, baby.
Copy !req
706. - But you said...
- No, no.
Copy !req
707. Things have changed.
Copy !req
708. There's an antidote. I can
make a deal for it, but I got to go alone.
Copy !req
709. - I'm scared.
- Of course.
Copy !req
710. You'll be safe, now.
And I'll be back.
Copy !req
711. Promise?
Copy !req
712. I promise.
Copy !req
713. What's happening, bro?
Copy !req
714. - Where did I go wrong?
- You fuckin' just say something?
Copy !req
715. It's like talking to the wall.
Copy !req
716. - Mom?
- I'm amazed you remember you have a mother.
Copy !req
717. You never call, you never write.
Copy !req
718. I haven't seen you
since you ran out at 16.
Copy !req
719. Yeah, yeah. Right, Mom.
With you popping Valium like tic tacs,
Copy !req
720. boning a new asshole every 2 weeks, why
wouldn't I stick around with fun like that?
Copy !req
721. - Please, I haven't got time for this.
- You got no time, period.
Copy !req
722. - Orlando?
- You're a persistent motherfucker, Chelios.
Copy !req
723. - I give you that.
- This is weird.
Copy !req
724. I know this is weird,
but this has got to stop sometimes..
Copy !req
725. They pop you and you keep getting up?
Copy !req
726. - I'm the terminator.
- You was, but here's a new gun in town.
Copy !req
727. You know, I just don't get it.
Copy !req
728. Why didn't you just cut me up
when you had the chance?
Copy !req
729. Too easy, motherfucker.
Look at you.
Copy !req
730. Bi-polar, sadomasochistic tendencies...
- Adrenaline junkie, addicted to violence...
Copy !req
731. Probably spends every day
of his life looking for the big rush.
Copy !req
732. Carving up a guy, while he screams in
his own blood and excrement, would be like...
Copy !req
733. like a gift.
A warriors death.
Copy !req
734. Hell, you'd probably get off on it.
Copy !req
735. - What, did you rehearse this?
- No, no.
Copy !req
736. This was the best way for a guy like you.
Slow ticking clock, winding down.
Copy !req
737. Inevitable, non-negotiable, until...
- Who the hell are you?
Copy !req
738. - I think I'm starting to figure it out.
- Better late than never.
Copy !req
739. You know you're gonna die up there.
Copy !req
740. Yeah, maybe.
But I'm taking you with me.
Copy !req
741. Some pills, Doc.
Copy !req
742. - Chelios?
- Hello, girls.
Copy !req
743. Hold up.
Copy !req
744. Give me the piece.
Copy !req
745. - Now, isn't that a fucking picture?
- Chelios.
Copy !req
746. What a fucking nightmare you are.
Copy !req
747. No shit.
Copy !req
748. Sit down.
Copy !req
749. Whoa! Wait a minute.
You pat him down, again.
Copy !req
750. I know he's carrying something.
Copy !req
751. Let me see it.
Copy !req
752. Motherfucker.
Copy !req
753. Clever.
What is this, an insulin pump?
Copy !req
754. Basically.
Copy !req
755. What the fuck is insulin?
Copy !req
756. Ephedrine, right?
Copy !req
757. - Yeah.
- You're very resourceful.
Copy !req
758. - Found a new master, little bitch?
- I'm nobody's bitch.
Copy !req
759. You'll be a bitch when Carlito
hires you for half what he paid me.
Copy !req
760. That's enough.
Copy !req
761. You'll throw boss a reach-around,
show him you're a good bitch.
Copy !req
762. I'm nobody's little bitch!
Copy !req
763. You fuckin' hear me?
Copy !req
764. - He'll pay what I tell him to pay!
- Enough!
Copy !req
765. Sit down!
Copy !req
766. It's been a long fucking day.
Copy !req
767. In the end, you have to admit,
it all works out quite nicely.
Copy !req
768. Don Kim gets his bullet,
thanks to you,
Copy !req
769. and Hong Kong gets a goat to take the fall.
Copy !req
770. - Please understand, it's nothing personal.
- Speak for yourself.
Copy !req
771. That what I think it is?
Copy !req
772. It's the Chinese shit.
Copy !req
773. Hold him down.
Copy !req
774. Not so fast, motherfucker!
Copy !req
775. He's gone dipsy-do, yo!
Copy !req
776. Whatever, psycho.
Copy !req
777. I'm afraid the Houdini act is over,
my friend.
Copy !req
778. - Our Father, who art in...
- Shut up!
Copy !req
779. So, this is how it is.
Copy !req
780. - It's Don Kim! He's supposed to be dead!
- Presto.
Copy !req
781. Police have moved
to surround the Hotel Lint,
Copy !req
782. where the madman
behind today's mayhem...
Copy !req
783. is holed up
and making a desperate last stand.
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784. Officials have confirmed
gunfire on the sundeck.
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785. Our news chopper will bring live,
uncensored coverage from above the hotel.
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786. Again, this coverage is uncensored, so any
small children present should leave the room.
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787. Get me out of here, now!
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788. I'll kill you, Chelios!
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789. Too late!
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790. Look out!
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791. Thanks, boss.
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792. Let's get the fuck out of here, now!
Let's go!
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793. Present from Kaylo.
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794. Now what?
Now you say shit!
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795. Where the fuck were you?
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796. Who's the bitch, now?
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797. No, no! You fly, motherfucker!
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798. Motherfuckin' fly!
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799. You're dead!
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800. Oh my God!
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801. You're dead, motherfucker!
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802. I told you I'd kill you, you little bitch!
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803. Hey, its Eve.
I'm glad you called but I'm not here.
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804. Leave a message, unless you're
selling something 'cause I'm not interested.
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805. If you're not, then just...
Wait, time's up.
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806. Hey, doll...
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807. Looks like I let you down, again.
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808. Seems like all my life
I've just been going... going...
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809. going...
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810. I wish I'd taken more time to
stop and smell the roses, so to speak.
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811. Well, I guess it's too late for that now.
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812. You're the greatest, baby.
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