1. - Good morning.
- Good morning.Copy !req
2. Here ye, here ye, 10 minutes to go
till Van Dort's wedding rehearsal.Copy !req
3. Watch it!Copy !req
4. - It's a beautiful day
- It's a rather nice dayCopy !req
5. A day for a glorious weddingCopy !req
6. A rehearsal, my dear
To be perfectly clearCopy !req
7. A rehearsal for a glorious weddingCopy !req
8. Assuming nothing happens
That we don't really knowCopy !req
9. That nothing unexpected
Interferes with the showCopy !req
10. And that's why everything
Every last little thingCopy !req
11. Every single, tiny, microscopic little thing
Must goCopy !req
12. - According to plan
- Our son will be marriedCopy !req
13. - According to plan
- Our family carriedCopy !req
14. Elevated to the heights of societyCopy !req
15. - To the costume balls
- In the hallowed hallsCopy !req
16. Rubbing elbows with the finestCopy !req
17. Having crumpets with Her HighnessCopy !req
18. We'll be there, we'll be seen
Having tea with the queenCopy !req
19. We'll forget everything
That we've ever, ever beenCopy !req
20. - Blimey! It's my dress is caught.
- Begging your pardon, ma'am.Copy !req
21. - Come on, dear.
- It's not me. It's my dress is caught.Copy !req
22. Where is Victor? We might be late.Copy !req
23. Fish merchants.Copy !req
24. - It's a terrible day
- Now, don't be that wayCopy !req
25. It's a terrible day for a weddingCopy !req
26. It's a sad, sad state of affairs we're inCopy !req
27. That has led to this ominous weddingCopy !req
28. How could our family have come to this?Copy !req
29. To marry off our daughter
To the nouveau richeCopy !req
30. - They're so common
- So coarseCopy !req
31. - Oh, it couldn't be worse
- Couldn't be worse? I'm afraid I disagreeCopy !req
32. They could be land-rich,
Bankrupt aristocracyCopy !req
33. Without a penny to their nameCopy !req
34. Just like you and meCopy !req
35. Oh, dear.Copy !req
36. And that's why everything
Every last little thingCopy !req
37. Every single, tiny, microscopic little thing
Must goCopy !req
38. - According to plan
- Our daughter will wedCopy !req
39. - According to plan
- Our family ledCopy !req
40. From the depths of deepest povertyCopy !req
41. - To the noble realm
- Of our ancestryCopy !req
42. And who would have guessed
In a million yearsCopy !req
43. - That our daughter with a face
- Of an otter in disgraceCopy !req
44. Would provide our ticket
To a rightful placeCopy !req
45. Oh, Hildegarde.Copy !req
46. What if Victor and I
don't like each other?Copy !req
47. As if that has anything
to do with marriage.Copy !req
48. Do you suppose your father and I
like each other?Copy !req
49. Surely you must a little?Copy !req
50. - Of course not.
- Of course not.Copy !req
51. Get those corsets laced properly.Copy !req
52. I can hear you speak without gasping.Copy !req
53. You've certainly hooked a winner
this time, Victor.Copy !req
54. - Now, all you have to do is reel her in.
- I'm already reeling, Mother.Copy !req
55. Shouldn't Victoria Everglot
be marrying a lord or something?Copy !req
56. Oh, nonsense! We're every bit
as good as the Everglots.Copy !req
57. I always knew I deserved better
than a fish merchant's life.Copy !req
58. But I've never even spoken to her.Copy !req
59. Well, at least we have that
in our favor.Copy !req
60. Mayhew! Silence that blasted coughing.Copy !req
61. Marriage is a partnership,
a little tit for tat.Copy !req
62. You'd think a lifetime watching us...Copy !req
63. Might have taught her thatCopy !req
64. - Might have taught her that
- Everything must be perfectCopy !req
65. - Everything must be perfect
- Everything must be perfectCopy !req
66. Perfect
That's why everythingCopy !req
67. Every last little thingCopy !req
68. Every single, tiny, microscopic little thing
Must goCopy !req
69. According to planCopy !req
70. Look at the way you're standing.Copy !req
71. You look like you got rickets
or something...Copy !req
72. Oh, my goodness. Oh, such grandeur!
Such impeccable taste!Copy !req
73. Oh, beautiful, innit?Copy !req
74. It's not as big as our place, dear.Copy !req
75. - Bit shabby really, isn't it?
- Shut up.Copy !req
76. Lord and Lady Everglot...Copy !req
77. Mr. And Mrs. Van Dort.Copy !req
78. Why, you must be Miss Victoria.Copy !req
79. Yes, I must say, you don't look a day
over 20. No. Oh, yes.Copy !req
80. Smile, darling, smile.Copy !req
81. Well, hello. What a pleasure.
Welcome to our home.Copy !req
82. Thank you.Copy !req
83. We'll be taking tea
in the west drawing room.Copy !req
84. Oh, do come this way,
it's just through there.Copy !req
85. Oh, I love what you've done with the place.
Who is your decorator?Copy !req
86. Nice tiles, shame about the drapes.Copy !req
87. My husband says such foolish things.
Ignore him.Copy !req
88. Yes, it's usually best.Copy !req
89. - Do forgive me.
- You play beautifully.Copy !req
90. l... I... I do apologize, Miss Everglot.
How rude of me to... Well...Copy !req
91. Excuse me.Copy !req
92. Mother won't let me near the piano.Copy !req
93. Music is improper for a young lady.Copy !req
94. Too passionate, she says.Copy !req
95. If I may ask, Miss Everglot...Copy !req
96. where is your chaperon?Copy !req
97. Perhaps, in...
In view of the circumstances...Copy !req
98. you could call me Victoria.Copy !req
99. Yes, of course. Well...Copy !req
100. - Victoria...
- Yes, Victor.Copy !req
101. Tomorrow, we are to be m...Copy !req
102. M... M...Copy !req
103. - Married.
- Yes. Married.Copy !req
104. Since I was a child, I've...
I've dreamt of my wedding day.Copy !req
105. I always hoped to find someone
I was deeply in love with.Copy !req
106. Someone to spend
the rest of my life with.Copy !req
107. - Silly, isn't it?
- Yes, silly.Copy !req
108. No. No, not at all, no.Copy !req
109. Oh, dear. I'm sorry.Copy !req
110. What impropriety is this?Copy !req
111. You shouldn't be alone together.Copy !req
112. Here it is, one minute before 5,
and you're not at the rehearsal.Copy !req
113. Pastor Galswells is waiting.
Come at once.Copy !req
114. Master Van Dort,
from the beginning. Again.Copy !req
115. "With this hand,
I will lift your sorrows.Copy !req
116. Your cup will never empty,
for I will be your wine.Copy !req
117. With this candle,
I will light your way in darkness.Copy !req
118. With this ring, I ask you to be mine."Copy !req
119. - Let's try it again.
- Yes. Yes, sir.Copy !req
120. With this candle...Copy !req
121. This candle...Copy !req
122. This candle.Copy !req
123. - Shall I get up there and do it for him?
- Don't get all aflutter, dear.Copy !req
124. With this candle...Copy !req
125. Continue!Copy !req
126. Get the door, Emil.Copy !req
127. Let's just pick it up at the candle bit.Copy !req
128. A Lord Barkis, sir.Copy !req
129. I haven't a head for dates.Copy !req
130. Apparently,
I'm a day early for the ceremony.Copy !req
131. - Is he from your side of the family?
- I can't recall.Copy !req
132. Emil, a seat for Lord Barkis.Copy !req
133. Do carry on.Copy !req
134. Let's try it again, shall we,
Master Van Dort?Copy !req
135. - Yes. Yes, sir. Certainly.
- Right.Copy !req
136. Right. Oh, right!Copy !req
137. - With this... This...
- Hand.Copy !req
138. With this hand...Copy !req
139. l... With...Copy !req
140. Three steps, three!Copy !req
141. Can you not count? Do you not wish
to be married, Master Van Dort?Copy !req
142. - No! No.
- You do not?Copy !req
143. No! I meant, no,
I do not not wish to be married.Copy !req
144. That is, I want very much to...Copy !req
145. Pay attention! Have you
even remembered to bring the ring?Copy !req
146. The ring? Yes. Of course.Copy !req
147. - Dropping the ring.
- Oh, no, he's dropped the ring!Copy !req
148. - This boy doesn't want to get married.
- How disgraceful!Copy !req
149. Excuse me. Got it!Copy !req
150. Out of the way, you ninny.Copy !req
151. Oh, dear! Oh, my! Giddy on, there's a
woman on fire! Help! Emergency!Copy !req
152. - Oh, I hope it doesn't stain.
- Stop fanning it, you fool.Copy !req
153. - Get a bucket, get a bucket.
- I'm on my way, dear. Yes. Oh, dear!Copy !req
154. Enough! This wedding cannot take place
until he is properly prepared.Copy !req
155. Young man, learn your vows.Copy !req
156. Well, he's quite the catch, isn't he?Copy !req
157. Oh, Victoria.Copy !req
158. She must think I'm such a fool.
This day couldn't get any worse.Copy !req
159. Hear ye, hear ye! Rehearsal in ruins
as Van Dort boy causes chaos!Copy !req
160. Fishy fiancé could be canned!Copy !req
161. Everglots all fired up
as Van Dort disaster ruins rehearsal!Copy !req
162. It really shouldn't be all that difficult.Copy !req
163. It's just a few simple vows.Copy !req
164. With this hand, I will take your wine.Copy !req
165. No.Copy !req
166. With this hand...Copy !req
167. I will cup your...Copy !req
168. Oh, goodness, no.Copy !req
169. With this...Copy !req
170. With this candle, I will...Copy !req
171. I will...Copy !req
172. I will set your mother on fire.Copy !req
173. Oh, it's no use.Copy !req
174. With this hand,
I will lift your sorrows.Copy !req
175. Your cup will never empty,
for I will be your wine.Copy !req
176. Mrs. Everglot.Copy !req
177. You look ravishing this evening.Copy !req
178. What's that, Mr. Everglot?
Call you "Dad"? If you insist, sir.Copy !req
179. With this candle,
I will light your way in darkness.Copy !req
180. With this ring...Copy !req
181. I ask you to be mine.Copy !req
182. I do.Copy !req
183. You may kiss the bride.Copy !req
184. - A new arrival.
- He must've fainted.Copy !req
185. - Are you all right?
- What...? What happened?Copy !req
186. By Jove, man. Looks like
we've got ourselves a breather.Copy !req
187. - Does he have a dead brother?
- He's still soft.Copy !req
188. A toast, then.Copy !req
189. To the newlyweds.Copy !req
190. Newlyweds?Copy !req
191. In the woods,
you said your vows so perfectly.Copy !req
192. I did?Copy !req
193. I did.Copy !req
194. Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!Copy !req
195. Coming through, coming through.Copy !req
196. My name is Paul, I am the head waiter.Copy !req
197. I will be creating your wedding feast.Copy !req
198. Wedding feast! I'm salivating.Copy !req
199. Maggots.Copy !req
200. Keep away!Copy !req
201. I've got a...
I've got a dwarf.Copy !req
202. And I'm not afraid to use him.
I want some questions. Now!Copy !req
203. - Answers. I think you mean "answers."
- Thank you, yes, answers.Copy !req
204. I need answers.
What's going on here? Where am I?Copy !req
205. Who are you?Copy !req
206. Well, that's kind of a long story.Copy !req
207. What a story it is.Copy !req
208. A tragic tale of romance, passion...Copy !req
209. and murder most foul.Copy !req
210. This is gonna be good.Copy !req
211. Hit it, boys.Copy !req
212. Hey, give me a listen
You corpses of cheerCopy !req
213. At least those of you
Who still got an earCopy !req
214. I'll tell you a story
Make a skeleton cryCopy !req
215. Of our own jubiliciously
Lovely Corpse BrideCopy !req
216. Die, die, we all pass awayCopy !req
217. But don't wear a frown
Because it's really okayCopy !req
218. You might try and hide
And you might try and prayCopy !req
219. But we all end up
The remains of the dayCopy !req
220. That's right.Copy !req
221. Well, our girl was a beauty
Known for miles aroundCopy !req
222. When a mysterious stranger
Came into townCopy !req
223. He was plenty good-looking
But down on his cashCopy !req
224. And our poor little baby
She fell hard and fastCopy !req
225. When her daddy said no
She just couldn't copeCopy !req
226. So our lovers came up
With a plan to elopeCopy !req
227. Die, die, we all pass awayCopy !req
228. But don't wear a frown
Because it's really okayCopy !req
229. You might try and hide
And you might try and prayCopy !req
230. But we all end up
The remains of the dayCopy !req
231. That's right.Copy !req
232. Okay. Oh, yeah.
Come on, boys, pick it up.Copy !req
233. Yeah. Like it.Copy !req
234. Okay, Chancy, take it.Copy !req
235. Yeah.Copy !req
236. Yeah!Copy !req
237. That's nice.Copy !req
238. So they conjured up a plan
To meet late at nightCopy !req
239. They told not a soul
Kept the whole thing tightCopy !req
240. Now, her mother's wedding dress
Fit like a gloveCopy !req
241. You don't need much
When you're really in loveCopy !req
242. Except for a few things
Or so I'm toldCopy !req
243. Like the family jewels
And a satchel of goldCopy !req
244. Then next to the graveyard
By the old oak treeCopy !req
245. On a dark foggy night
At a quarter to 3Copy !req
246. She was ready to go
But where was he?Copy !req
247. And then?Copy !req
248. - She waited
- And then?Copy !req
249. - There in the shadows, was it her man?
- And then?Copy !req
250. - Her little heart beat so loud
- And then?Copy !req
251. And then, baby, everything went blackCopy !req
252. Now, when she opened her eyes
She was dead as dustCopy !req
253. Herjewels were missing
And her heart was bustCopy !req
254. So she made a vow
Lying under that treeCopy !req
255. That she'd wait for her true love
To come set her freeCopy !req
256. Always waiting for someone
To ask for her handCopy !req
257. Then out of the blue
Comes this groovy young manCopy !req
258. Who vows forever
To be by her sideCopy !req
259. And that's the story
Of our Corpse BrideCopy !req
260. Die, die, we all pass awayCopy !req
261. But don't wear a frown,
Because it's really okayCopy !req
262. You might try and hide
And you might try and prayCopy !req
263. But we all end up
The remains of the dayCopy !req
264. Yeah.Copy !req
265. Victoria, come away from the window.Copy !req
266. Oh, I'm sure he'll be back shortly.Copy !req
267. He's terrified of the dark.
In fact, when he was a boy...Copy !req
268. he used to wet his combinations
regularly, didn't he, William?Copy !req
269. Enter.Copy !req
270. Lord Barkis.
I trust the room is to your liking.Copy !req
271. Thank you,
you are a most gracious hostess.Copy !req
272. Which is why it pains me
to be the bearer of such bad news.Copy !req
273. Would you care
to repeat tonight's headline for us?Copy !req
274. Hear ye, hear ye!Copy !req
275. Victor Van Dort seen this night on the
bridge in the arms of a mystery woman!Copy !req
276. The dark-haired temptress and Master
Van Dort slipped away into the night!Copy !req
277. And now, the weather.
Scattered showers...Copy !req
278. Enough! That will be all.Copy !req
279. Mystery woman?
He doesn't even know any women!Copy !req
280. Or so you thought.Copy !req
281. Do call for me
if you need my assistance...Copy !req
282. in any way.Copy !req
283. Good heavens, Finis,
what should we do?Copy !req
284. Fetch me musket.Copy !req
285. William, do something.Copy !req
286. The town crier
probably just had a slow news day.Copy !req
287. You know how it is,
you need a little something to cry about.Copy !req
288. Regardless, we are one groom short
for the wedding tomorrow.Copy !req
289. Not to mention
the financial implications.Copy !req
290. A most scandalous embarrassment
for us all.Copy !req
291. Oh, give us a chance to find him,
we beg of you.Copy !req
292. - Just give us until dawn.
- Very well. Till dawn.Copy !req
293. Victor, darling, where are you?Copy !req
294. If you ask me,
your boyfriend is kind ofjumpy.Copy !req
295. He's not my boyfriend,
he's my husband.Copy !req
296. Victor, where have you gone?Copy !req
297. I'll keep an eye out for him.Copy !req
298. Victor?Copy !req
299. There he goes, there he goes!
He's... He's getting away!Copy !req
300. Quick, quick, after him!Copy !req
301. Victor.Copy !req
302. Thank you.Copy !req
303. Victor!Copy !req
304. Where are you?Copy !req
305. Victor?Copy !req
306. Where have you gone?Copy !req
307. Married, huh? I'm a widow.Copy !req
308. Oh, how rude. He went that way!Copy !req
309. Victor.Copy !req
310. Victor, darling.Copy !req
311. Please. There's been a mistake.
I'm not dead.Copy !req
312. Excuse me. Excuse me.Copy !req
313. - Excuse me.
- Excuse me.Copy !req
314. - Thank you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
315. Victor.Copy !req
316. - Dead end.
- Victor!Copy !req
317. Hello!Copy !req
318. Could have used the stairs, silly.Copy !req
319. Isn't the view beautiful?
It takes my breath away.Copy !req
320. Well, it would if I had any.Copy !req
321. Isn't it romantic?Copy !req
322. Look, I am terribly sorry
about what's happened to you...Copy !req
323. and I'd like to help,
but I really need to get home.Copy !req
324. - This is your home now.
- But I don't even know your name.Copy !req
325. Well, that's a great way
to start a marriage.Copy !req
326. Shut up!Copy !req
327. - It's Emily.
- Emily.Copy !req
328. Oh, I almost forgot.
I have something for you.Copy !req
329. It's a wedding present.Copy !req
330. Thank you.Copy !req
331. Scraps?Copy !req
332. Scraps!Copy !req
333. My dog, Scraps!Copy !req
334. Oh, Scraps, what a good boy.Copy !req
335. I knew you'd be happy to see him.Copy !req
336. Who's my good boy?
Sit. Sit, Scraps, sit.Copy !req
337. Good boy, Scraps.
Roll over. Roll over.Copy !req
338. Good boy, Scraps.
Play dead.Copy !req
339. Sorry.Copy !req
340. Oh, what a cutie.Copy !req
341. You should have seen him with fur.Copy !req
342. Mother never approved
of Scraps jumping up like this.Copy !req
343. But then again,
she never approved of anything.Copy !req
344. Do you think
she would have approved of me?Copy !req
345. You're lucky
you'll never have to meet her.Copy !req
346. Well, actually...Copy !req
347. now that you mention it,
I think you should.Copy !req
348. In fact, since we're, you know...Copy !req
349. married,
you should definitely meet her.Copy !req
350. And my father too. We should go
and see them right now.Copy !req
351. What a fantastic idea!
Where are they buried?Copy !req
352. - What? What is it?
- They're not from around here.Copy !req
353. Where are they?Copy !req
354. Oh, they're still alive.Copy !req
355. - I'm afraid so.
- Well, that is a problem.Copy !req
356. What's that, Scraps?Copy !req
357. Oh, no, we couldn't possibly.Copy !req
358. - Oh, well, if you put it like that.
- What?Copy !req
359. Elder Gutknecht.Copy !req
360. Scraps.Copy !req
361. Elder Gutknecht...Copy !req
362. are you there?Copy !req
363. Hello? Is anyone home?Copy !req
364. Hello?Copy !req
365. There you are!Copy !req
366. Oh, my dear. There you are.Copy !req
367. I've brought my husband, Victor.Copy !req
368. What's that? Husband?Copy !req
369. Pleasure to meet you, sir.Copy !req
370. We need to go up. Upstairs?
To visit the land of the living.Copy !req
371. Land of the living?Copy !req
372. Oh, my dear.Copy !req
373. Please, Elder Gutknecht.Copy !req
374. Now, why go up there, when
people are dying to get down here?Copy !req
375. Sir, I beg you to help.
It means so much to me...Copy !req
376. - Us.
- I don't know, it's just not natural.Copy !req
377. Please, Elder Gutknecht.Copy !req
378. Surely there must be something
you can do.Copy !req
379. Let me see what I can do.Copy !req
380. Where did I put that book?Copy !req
381. I left it here somewhere.Copy !req
382. There's the one.Copy !req
383. I have it.Copy !req
384. A Ukrainian haunting spell.
Just the thing for these quick trips.Copy !req
385. - So glad you thought of this.
- Me too.Copy !req
386. Now, then...Copy !req
387. where were we?Copy !req
388. The Ukrainian haunting spell?Copy !req
389. Here we have it. Ready?Copy !req
390. Just remember, when you
want to come back, say "Hopscotch."Copy !req
391. - Hopscotch?
- That's it.Copy !req
392. I spent so long in the darkness...Copy !req
393. I'd almost forgotten how beautiful
the moonlight is.Copy !req
394. Hey, I think you dropped something.Copy !req
395. Hold on, hold on.Copy !req
396. I think I should prepare Mother
and Father for the big news.Copy !req
397. I'll go ahead and you...Copy !req
398. wait here.Copy !req
399. - Perfect.
- I won't be long.Copy !req
400. Stay right here. I'll be right back.Copy !req
401. Okay.Copy !req
402. No peeking.Copy !req
403. If ever I see that Van Dort boy...Copy !req
404. I'll strangle him with my bare hands.Copy !req
405. Your hands are too fat,
and his neck is too thin.Copy !req
406. You'll have to use a rope.Copy !req
407. This is the voice of your conscience.
Listen to what I say.Copy !req
408. I have a bad feeling about that boy.
You know he is no...Copy !req
409. Go chew someone else's ear for a while.Copy !req
410. Victor has gone to see his parents,
just like he said.Copy !req
411. If I hadn't just been sitting in it,
I would say that you had lost your mind!Copy !req
412. I'm sure he has a perfectly
good reason for taking so long.Copy !req
413. I am sure he does.
Why don't you go ask him?Copy !req
414. All right, I will.Copy !req
415. After all, he couldn't get far
with those cold feet.Copy !req
416. - Victoria.
- Victor? I'm so happy to see you.Copy !req
417. Come by the fire. Where have you been?
Are you all right?Copy !req
418. l... I...Copy !req
419. Oh, dear.Copy !req
420. You're as cold as death.
What's happened to you?Copy !req
421. Your coat.Copy !req
422. Victoria, I confess.Copy !req
423. This morning
I was terrified of marriage.Copy !req
424. But then, on meeting you,
I felt I should be with you always...Copy !req
425. and that our wedding
could not come soon enough.Copy !req
426. Victor, I feel the same.Copy !req
427. Victoria, I se... I se...Copy !req
428. I seem to find myself married.Copy !req
429. And you should know it's unexpected.Copy !req
430. My darling,
I just wanted to meet...Copy !req
431. Darling? Who's this?Copy !req
432. - Who is she?
- I'm his wife.Copy !req
433. - Victor?
- Victoria, wait. You don't understand.Copy !req
434. She's dead. Look.Copy !req
435. Hopscotch.Copy !req
436. No! No! Victoria!Copy !req
437. You lied to me!Copy !req
438. Just to get back to that other woman.Copy !req
439. Don't you understand?
You're the other woman.Copy !req
440. No! You're married to me.
She's the other woman.Copy !req
441. She's got a point.Copy !req
442. And I thought... I thought
this was all going so well.Copy !req
443. Look, I'm sorry, but...Copy !req
444. this just can't work.Copy !req
445. Why not?Copy !req
446. It's my eye, isn't it?Copy !req
447. No. Your eye is...Copy !req
448. lovely.Copy !req
449. Listen, under different circumstances,
well, who knows?Copy !req
450. But we're just too different.
I mean, you're dead.Copy !req
451. You should've thought about that
before you asked me to marry you.Copy !req
452. Why can't you understand? It was
a mistake. I would never marry you.Copy !req
453. Roses for eternal love.Copy !req
454. Lilies for sweetness.Copy !req
455. Baby's breath.Copy !req
456. Why so blue?Copy !req
457. Maybe he's right.
Maybe we are too different.Copy !req
458. Maybe he should
have his head examined.Copy !req
459. I could do it.Copy !req
460. Or perhaps he does belong with her.
Little Miss Living.Copy !req
461. With her rosy cheeks and beating heart.Copy !req
462. Oh, those girls are ten a penny.
You've got so much more.Copy !req
463. You've got... You've got...Copy !req
464. You've got a wonderful personality.Copy !req
465. What does that wispy little brat have
That you don't have double?Copy !req
466. She can't hold a candle
To the beauty of your smileCopy !req
467. How about a pulse?Copy !req
468. Overrated by a mileCopy !req
469. - Overvalued
- OverblownCopy !req
470. If he only knew
The you that we knowCopy !req
471. And that silly little creature
Isn't wearing his ringCopy !req
472. And she doesn't play piano
Or dance, or singCopy !req
473. No, she doesn't compareCopy !req
474. - But she still breathes air
- Who cares?Copy !req
475. - Unimportant
- OverratedCopy !req
476. - Overblown
- if only he could seeCopy !req
477. How special you can beCopy !req
478. If he only knew
The you that we knowCopy !req
479. If I touch a burning candle
I can feel no painCopy !req
480. If you cut me with a knife
It's still the sameCopy !req
481. And I know her heart is beatingCopy !req
482. And I know that I am deadCopy !req
483. Yet the pain here that I feelCopy !req
484. Try and tell me it's not realCopy !req
485. And it seems that I still have
A tear to shedCopy !req
486. The sole redeeming feature
From that little creatureCopy !req
487. Is that she's aliveCopy !req
488. - Overrated
- OverblownCopy !req
489. Everybody knows
That's just a temporary stateCopy !req
490. Which is cured very quickly
When we meet our fateCopy !req
491. - Who cares?
- UnimportantCopy !req
492. - Overrated
- OverblownCopy !req
493. If only he could see
How special you can beCopy !req
494. If he only knew
The you that we knowCopy !req
495. If I touch a burning candle
I can feel no painCopy !req
496. In the ice or in the sun
It's all the sameCopy !req
497. Yet I feel my heart is achingCopy !req
498. Though it doesn't beat, it's breakingCopy !req
499. And the pain here that I feelCopy !req
500. Try and tell me it's not realCopy !req
501. I know that I am deadCopy !req
502. Yet it seems that I still have
Some tears to shedCopy !req
503. It's true, Mother!Copy !req
504. Victor is married to a dead woman.Copy !req
505. I saw her. A corpse!
Standing right here with Victor.Copy !req
506. Victor was in your room?Copy !req
507. I have to help him.Copy !req
508. The scandal!Copy !req
509. Come sit in your chair, dearie.
You're shaking like a leaf.Copy !req
510. Let Hilde fetch you a blanket.Copy !req
511. Fetch her a straitjacket!
She's completely mad!Copy !req
512. Come, Hildegarde.Copy !req
513. Finis, come to bed at once.Copy !req
514. What in heaven's name?Copy !req
515. Who could that be at this hour?Copy !req
516. Miss Everglot.Copy !req
517. What are you doing here? You should be
at home, prostrate with grief.Copy !req
518. Pastor Galswells,
I have to ask you something.Copy !req
519. - This is most irregular.
- Please, I beg of you.Copy !req
520. You are the only one in the village who
knows of what awaits beyond the grave.Copy !req
521. A grim topic for a bride-to-be.Copy !req
522. It is a bride I fear,
which is why I must know:Copy !req
523. Can the living marry the dead?Copy !req
524. What on earth are you speaking about?Copy !req
525. Please, it's Victor.
He's married to a corpse.Copy !req
526. He has a corpse bride!Copy !req
527. There must be some way
to undo what's been done.Copy !req
528. I believe I know the thing to do.Copy !req
529. Come with me.Copy !req
530. Victoria? Where are your corsets?Copy !req
531. She's speaking in tongues.
Of unholy alliances.Copy !req
532. Her mind has come undone, I fear.Copy !req
533. It's not true! Let me go! Let me go!Copy !req
534. Thank you, Pastor Galswells.
Thank you so very much.Copy !req
535. Take her to her room!Copy !req
536. No, I'm telling the truth.Copy !req
537. Victor needs my help.Copy !req
538. Hildegarde, you believe me, don't you?Copy !req
539. - Mother, Father, please.
- Seal the doors...Copy !req
540. and bar the windows. See to it that
she doesn't escape again.Copy !req
541. He needs our help! Oh, let me go!
Let me go!Copy !req
542. Will the mortification never cease?Copy !req
543. It will be years before we can show
ourselves in public again.Copy !req
544. What shall we do?Copy !req
545. We shall continue as planned,
with or without Vincent.Copy !req
546. - Victor.
- Whatever.Copy !req
547. For that boy to toss aside
a young woman like Victoria...Copy !req
548. it's positively criminal.Copy !req
549. Why, if I had a woman
like your daughter on my arm...Copy !req
550. I would lavish her with riches
befitting royalty.Copy !req
551. Your lady wife
is a most fortunate woman.Copy !req
552. Alas, I am not married.Copy !req
553. I was betrothed some years ago...Copy !req
554. but tragedy snatched
my young bride away.Copy !req
555. When one lives alone,
wealth counts for naught.Copy !req
556. Marvelous news, Victoria,
there'll be a wedding after all.Copy !req
557. You found him?Copy !req
558. Make haste, my dear,
our relatives will arrive at any moment.Copy !req
559. We must have you looking presentable
for Lord Barkis.Copy !req
560. Lord Barkis?Copy !req
561. He will make a fine husband.Copy !req
562. Aye. A fortuitous turn of events indeed.Copy !req
563. A far better prospect this time.Copy !req
564. But I do not love him.
You cannot make me do this.Copy !req
565. - We must.
- Please, I beg of you.Copy !req
566. There must be another way.Copy !req
567. Without your marriage to Lord Barkis...Copy !req
568. we shall be forced,
penniless, into the street.Copy !req
569. We are destitute.Copy !req
570. But Victor...Copy !req
571. Victor Van Dort has gone, child.Copy !req
572. You shall marry Lord Barkis tomorrow.Copy !req
573. - According to plan.
- According to plan.Copy !req
574. Oh, my dear.
Oh, don't look at me that way.Copy !req
575. You have only to suffer this union
until death do us part.Copy !req
576. And that will come sooner
than you think.Copy !req
577. Oh, it's almost dawn!
Where could he be?Copy !req
578. Victor Van Dort elopes with corpse!Copy !req
579. Heartbroken bride to wed
wealthy newcomer!Copy !req
580. Wealthy newcomer? It cannot be.Copy !req
581. Did he say corpse?Copy !req
582. Oh, don't be ridiculous. What corpse
would marry our Victor?Copy !req
583. Oh, Mayhew!
Silence that blasted coughing.Copy !req
584. Mayhew, are you trying to kill us?Copy !req
585. I think he's trying to kill us.Copy !req
586. I...Copy !req
587. think you dropped this.Copy !req
588. I'm sorry.Copy !req
589. I'm sorry I lied to you
about wanting to see my parents.Copy !req
590. It's just this whole day
hasn't gone quite, well...Copy !req
591. according to plan.Copy !req
592. Pardon my enthusiasm.Copy !req
593. I like your enthusiasm.Copy !req
594. - New arrival! New arrival!
- Lights up!Copy !req
595. Hurry up, boys!Copy !req
596. Drinks for everyone.Copy !req
597. Another pint, sir?Copy !req
598. - No, no. Just a half.
- No, no. Just a half.Copy !req
599. It is impossible
to get good help anymore.Copy !req
600. Welcoming committee, coming through!
Coming through!Copy !req
601. - My name's Plum. Miss Plum.
- Mayhew?Copy !req
602. Mayhew! How nice to see...Copy !req
603. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
604. Oh, yeah. Actually, though, I feel great.Copy !req
605. Hurry up, boys. Can you not see
the gentleman is parched?Copy !req
606. Mayhew, I have to get back.Copy !req
607. They all must be worried sick.
How is everyone?Copy !req
608. Well, they're still wondering
where you slipped off to.Copy !req
609. Oh, and Miss Victoria...Copy !req
610. Yes? Yes, how is she?Copy !req
611. Well, she's getting married
this evening.Copy !req
612. What? Married to who?Copy !req
613. Some newcomer,
Lord Somebody-or-Other.Copy !req
614. But that's impossible!Copy !req
615. Yeah, with you gone and all...Copy !req
616. I guess they didn't wanna
waste the cake.Copy !req
617. But how could she?Copy !req
618. Women, you can't live with them.Copy !req
619. You can't live with...Copy !req
620. Time to pick up the pieces and...
You know, and move on, I suppose.Copy !req
621. Speaking of picking up the pieces?Copy !req
622. Victor? Where are you going?Copy !req
623. Miss Victoria, we must leave
for the church now.Copy !req
624. Yesterday I thought my wedding
would be happy.Copy !req
625. Now I feel like I'm caught
in the tide, pulled out to sea.Copy !req
626. The sea leads to many places, dearie.Copy !req
627. Maybe you'll land somewhere better.Copy !req
628. With this candle, I will light
your way in darkness.Copy !req
629. With this ring,
I ask you to be mine.Copy !req
630. I now pronounce you man and wife.Copy !req
631. Oh, oh, dear.Copy !req
632. I'm too late.Copy !req
633. Oh, Mrs. Plum, what am I to do?Copy !req
634. He just walked off without saying
a word. Are all men like this?Copy !req
635. Well, I'm afraid none of them
are very bright.Copy !req
636. They get something stuck
in their heads...Copy !req
637. and you can't do a thing with them.Copy !req
638. My dear, we have to talk.Copy !req
639. - Let me tell her, please. Let me tell her.
- What?Copy !req
640. There is a complication
with your marriage.Copy !req
641. I don't understand.Copy !req
642. The vows are binding
only until death do you part.Copy !req
643. What are you saying?Copy !req
644. Death has already parted you.Copy !req
645. If he finds out, he'll leave.Copy !req
646. There must be something you can do.Copy !req
647. Well, there is one way.Copy !req
648. Oh, please, please, let me tell her.Copy !req
649. It requires the greatest sacrifice.Copy !req
650. - Go on, get to the good part.
- What is it?Copy !req
651. - We have to kill him!
- What?Copy !req
652. Victor would have to give up
the life he had forever.Copy !req
653. He would need to repeat his vows
in the land of the living...Copy !req
654. and drink from the wine of ages.Copy !req
655. Poison!Copy !req
656. This would stop his heart forever.Copy !req
657. Only then would he be free
to give it to you.Copy !req
658. I could never ask him.Copy !req
659. You don't have to.Copy !req
660. I'll do it.Copy !req
661. My boy, if you choose this path...Copy !req
662. you may never return
to the world above.Copy !req
663. Do you understand?Copy !req
664. I do.Copy !req
665. Gather round. Gather round, everybody.Copy !req
666. We've decided to do this thing properly.Copy !req
667. So grab what you can and follow us.Copy !req
668. We're moving this wedding party upstairs.Copy !req
669. Upstairs? I didn't know
we had an upstairs.Copy !req
670. - Sounds creepy.
- Let's go!Copy !req
671. A wedding, a wedding
We're going to have a weddingCopy !req
672. Hold on, Victor.Copy !req
673. You can't get married looking like that.Copy !req
674. The spiders think you're very cute
But goodness knows you need a suitCopy !req
675. But have no fears, we're quite adept
We'll have you looking lovely, lovely, lovelyCopy !req
676. Lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely yetCopy !req
677. A little stitch, a little tuck
Some tender loving careCopy !req
678. A little thread will fix you up
And we've got plenty as you seeCopy !req
679. And personally guarantee
Our quality repairsCopy !req
680. A little here, I'll fix the mess
We're going to do our very bestCopy !req
681. When everybody sees you
They will all be quite impressedCopy !req
682. They will all be quite impressedCopy !req
683. A wedding, we're going to haveCopy !req
684. A wedding cake is no mistake
It must be quite sublimeCopy !req
685. - We're missing something
- Try some dustCopy !req
686. I wish I had more timeCopy !req
687. Perhaps there's something I can do
These bones might help a bitCopy !req
688. - Oh, my nose.
- Sorry.Copy !req
689. Wait a minute, that's itCopy !req
690. - A little of that
- A little of thisCopy !req
691. The perfect cake is hard to missCopy !req
692. A wedding, a wedding
We're going to haveCopy !req
693. A weddingCopy !req
694. Huzzah, huzzahCopy !req
695. We're going to have a wedding
A weddingCopy !req
696. Let's all give out a cheer
'Cause the bride is getting married todayCopy !req
697. One thing you can surely say
Is we will stand besideCopy !req
698. Until the end we will defend
Our one and only brideCopy !req
699. Our bride-to-be, our bride-to-be
Our lovely Corpse BrideCopy !req
700. Huzzah! Hooray! Huzzah! Hooray!Copy !req
701. Our bride is getting married todayCopy !req
702. - Oh, there she is.
- Here she comes.Copy !req
703. Oh, oh, the bride is hereCopy !req
704. She's waited for this day
For many a yearCopy !req
705. For this day, for this day
Our hopes and our prideCopy !req
706. The bride is here
Here comes the brideCopy !req
707. Here comes the bride
Here comes the brideCopy !req
708. For this day, for this day
Will last foreverCopy !req
709. And all of her friends
Will work togetherCopy !req
710. To make it the perfect day
She's always dreamedCopy !req
711. Our hopes and our pride
Our bride, our lovely brideCopy !req
712. We're going to have a party
Like nobody's ever seenCopy !req
713. The living in the land above
Will not know where they've beenCopy !req
714. The land above
The party of the brideCopy !req
715. Here comes the bride
On this glorious day of daysCopy !req
716. Up to the land of the livingCopy !req
717. To celebrateCopy !req
718. Oh, dear.Copy !req
719. Quiet down now, everyone.Copy !req
720. Thank you.Copy !req
721. Elegant, cultured, radiant.Copy !req
722. Victoria has found a husband...Copy !req
723. with all these qualities and more.Copy !req
724. Serendipity brought us together...Copy !req
725. and no force on earth
could tear us apart.Copy !req
726. There's an eye in me soup.Copy !req
727. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
728. Fetch me musket!Copy !req
729. Fetch your own musket. I'm off!Copy !req
730. Coming through. Coming through.Copy !req
731. Excuse me, you don't know me,
but I used to live in your dead mother.Copy !req
732. Hey, hold on there.Copy !req
733. I love a woman with meat on her bones.Copy !req
734. Finis, who invited these people?Copy !req
735. They must be from your side
of the family.Copy !req
736. Certainly not.Copy !req
737. Why, if my Grandfather Everglot could
see this, he'd be turning in his grave.Copy !req
738. Finis.Copy !req
739. Where do you keep the spirits?Copy !req
740. In other news, the dead walk the earth!Copy !req
741. Get back! Don't try
and sneak up on me!Copy !req
742. Get back!Copy !req
743. I'll give you such a wallop.Copy !req
744. No.Copy !req
745. Yeah.Copy !req
746. Grandpa?Copy !req
747. - Bounder!
- Sweetie pie.Copy !req
748. - Monster.
- Buttercup.Copy !req
749. - Cad!
- Gertrude!Copy !req
750. Alfred?Copy !req
751. You've been dead for 15 years.Copy !req
752. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.Copy !req
753. Ethel!Copy !req
754. Wait. That's it.Copy !req
755. We're going to take whatever money
we can and get out of here.Copy !req
756. Money? What money?Copy !req
757. Your dowry. It's my right!Copy !req
758. But my parents don't have any money.Copy !req
759. It's my marriage to you that will
save them from the poorhouse.Copy !req
760. Th... The poorhouse?Copy !req
761. You're lying. It isn't true.
Tell me that you're lying!Copy !req
762. Did things not go according
to your plan, Lord Barkis?Copy !req
763. Well, perhaps in disappointment
we are perfectly matched.Copy !req
764. Be gone, ye demons from hell!Copy !req
765. Back to the void
from whence you came!Copy !req
766. You shall not enter here.Copy !req
767. Back, back!Copy !req
768. Keep it down, we're in a church.Copy !req
769. Evening.Copy !req
770. Dearly beloved and departed...Copy !req
771. we are gathered here today to join
this man and this corpse in marriage.Copy !req
772. Victor?Copy !req
773. Living first.Copy !req
774. With this hand...Copy !req
775. I will lift your sorrows.Copy !req
776. Your cup will never empty...Copy !req
777. for I will be your wine.Copy !req
778. Now you.Copy !req
779. With this hand...Copy !req
780. I will lift your sorrows.Copy !req
781. Your cup will never empty.Copy !req
782. For I will be...Copy !req
783. I will be...Copy !req
784. Go on, my dear.Copy !req
785. Your cup...Copy !req
786. will never empty...Copy !req
787. for I will be...Copy !req
788. I will be your wine.Copy !req
789. She's having second thoughts.Copy !req
790. I can't.Copy !req
791. What's wrong?Copy !req
792. This is wrong.Copy !req
793. I was a bride.Copy !req
794. My dreams were taken from me.Copy !req
795. Well, now...Copy !req
796. Now I've stolen them
from someone else.Copy !req
797. I love you, Victor.Copy !req
798. But you're not mine.Copy !req
799. Victoria!Copy !req
800. Oh, how touching.Copy !req
801. I always cry at weddings.Copy !req
802. Our young lovers together at last.Copy !req
803. Surely now they can live
happily ever after.Copy !req
804. But you forget...Copy !req
805. she's still my wife!Copy !req
806. I'll not leave here empty-handed!Copy !req
807. You?Copy !req
808. Emily?Copy !req
809. You!Copy !req
810. But... But... I left you.Copy !req
811. For dead.Copy !req
812. This woman is obviously delusional!Copy !req
813. Sorry to cut things short,
but we must be on our way.Copy !req
814. Take your hands off her.Copy !req
815. Do I have to kill you too?Copy !req
816. Victor, catch!Copy !req
817. Sorry.Copy !req
818. I say, you're not playing fair, sir.Copy !req
819. Touché, my dear.Copy !req
820. Get out.Copy !req
821. Oh, I'm leaving.Copy !req
822. But first a toast. To Emily.Copy !req
823. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.Copy !req
824. Tell me, my dear...Copy !req
825. can a heart still break
once it's stopped beating?Copy !req
826. Let me at him! Let me at him!Copy !req
827. - No, don't hold me back.
- Wait.Copy !req
828. We must abide by their rules.Copy !req
829. We are amongst the living.Copy !req
830. Well said.Copy !req
831. Not anymore.Copy !req
832. Yep, you're right. He's all yours.Copy !req
833. New arrival.Copy !req
834. Oh, Victor,
I never thought I'd see you again.Copy !req
835. Wait.Copy !req
836. I made a promise.Copy !req
837. You kept your promise.Copy !req
838. You set me free.Copy !req
839. Now I can do the same for you.Copy !req