1. - Good morning.
- Good morning.Copy !req
2. Here ye, here ye, 10 minutes to go
till Van Dort's wedding rehearsal.Copy !req
3. Watch it!Copy !req
4. - It's a beautiful day
- It's a rather nice dayCopy !req
5. A day for a glorious weddingCopy !req
6. A rehearsal, my dear
To be perfectly clearCopy !req
7. A rehearsal for a glorious weddingCopy !req
8. Assuming nothing happens
That we don't really knowCopy !req
9. That nothing unexpected
lnterferes with the showCopy !req
10. And that's why everything
Every last little thingCopy !req
11. Every single, tiny, microscopic little thing
Must goCopy !req
12. - According to plan
- Our son will be marriedCopy !req
13. - According to plan
- Our family carriedCopy !req
14. Elevated to the heights of societyCopy !req
15. - To the costume balls
- In the hallowed hallsCopy !req
16. Rubbing elbows with the finestCopy !req
17. Having crumpets with Her HighnessCopy !req
18. We'll be there, we'll be seen
Having tea with the queenCopy !req
19. We'll forget everything
That we've ever, ever beenCopy !req
20. - Blimey! It's my dress is caught.
- Begging your pardon, ma'am.Copy !req
21. - Come on, dear.
- It's not me. It's my dress is caught.Copy !req
22. Where is Victor? We might be late.Copy !req
23. Fish merchants.Copy !req
24. - It's a terrible day
- Now, don't be that wayCopy !req
25. It's a terrible day for a weddingCopy !req
26. It's a sad, sad state of affairs we're inCopy !req
27. That has led to this ominous weddingCopy !req
28. How could our family have come to this?Copy !req
29. To marry off our daughter
To the nouveau richeCopy !req
30. - They're so common
- So coarseCopy !req
31. - Oh, it couldn't be worse
- Couldn't be worse? I'm afraid I disagreeCopy !req
32. They could be land-rich,
Bankrupt aristocracyCopy !req
33. Without a penny to their nameCopy !req
34. Just like you and meCopy !req
35. Oh, dear.Copy !req
36. And that's why everything
Every last little thingCopy !req
37. Every single, tiny, microscopic little thing
Must goCopy !req
38. - According to plan
- Our daughter will wedCopy !req
39. - According to plan
- Our family ledCopy !req
40. From the depths of deepest povertyCopy !req
41. - To the noble realm
- Of our ancestryCopy !req
42. And who would have guessed
In a million yearsCopy !req
43. - That our daughter with a face
- Of an otter in disgraceCopy !req
44. Would provide our ticket
To a rightful placeCopy !req
45. Oh, Hildegarde.Copy !req
46. What if Victor and I
don't like each other?Copy !req
47. As if that has anything
to do with marriage.Copy !req
48. Do you suppose your father and I
like each other?Copy !req
49. Surely you must a little?Copy !req
50. - Of course not.
- Of course not.Copy !req
51. Get those corsets laced properly.Copy !req
52. I can hear you speak without gasping.Copy !req
53. You've certainly hooked a winner
this time, Victor.Copy !req
54. - Now, all you have to do is reel her in.
- I'm already reeling, Mother.Copy !req
55. Shouldn't Victoria Everglot
be marrying a lord or something?Copy !req
56. Oh, nonsense! We're every bit
as good as the Everglots.Copy !req
57. I always knew I deserved better
than a fish merchant's life.Copy !req
58. But I've never even spoken to her.Copy !req
59. Well, at least we have that
in our favor.Copy !req
60. Mayhew! Silence that blasted coughing.Copy !req
61. Marriage is a partnership,
a little tit for tat.Copy !req
62. You'd think a lifetime watching us...Copy !req
63. Might have taught her thatCopy !req
64. - Might have taught her that
- Everything must be perfectCopy !req
65. - Everything must be perfect
- Everything must be perfectCopy !req
66. Perfect
That's why everythingCopy !req
67. Every last little thingCopy !req
68. Every single, tiny, microscopic little thing
Must goCopy !req
69. According to planCopy !req
70. Look at the way you're standing.Copy !req
71. You look like you got rickets
or something...Copy !req
72. Oh, my goodness. Oh, such grandeur!
Such impeccable taste!Copy !req
73. Oh, beautiful, innit?Copy !req
74. It's not as big as our place, dear.Copy !req
75. - Bit shabby really, isn't it?
- Shut up.Copy !req
76. Lord and Lady Everglot...Copy !req
77. Mr. and Mrs. Van Dort.Copy !req
78. Why, you must be Miss Victoria.Copy !req
79. Yes, I must say, you don't look a day
over 20. No. Oh, yes.Copy !req
80. Smile, darling, smile.Copy !req
81. Well, hello. What a pleasure.
Welcome to our home.Copy !req
82. Thank you.Copy !req
83. We'll be taking tea
in the west drawing room.Copy !req
84. Oh, do come this way,
it's just through there.Copy !req
85. Oh, I love what you've done with the place.
Who is your decorator?Copy !req
86. Nice tiles, shame about the drapes.Copy !req
87. My husband says such foolish things.
Ignore him.Copy !req
88. Yes, it's usually best.Copy !req
89. - Do forgive me.
- You play beautifully.Copy !req
90. I— I— I do apologize, Miss Everglot.
How rude of me to— Well...Copy !req
91. Excuse me.Copy !req
92. Mother won't let me near the piano.Copy !req
93. Music is improper for a young lady.Copy !req
94. Too passionate, she says.Copy !req
95. If I may ask, Miss Everglot...Copy !req
96. where is your chaperon?Copy !req
97. Perhaps, in—
In view of the circumstances...Copy !req
98. you could call me Victoria.Copy !req
99. Yes, of course. Well...Copy !req
100. - Victoria...
- Yes, Victor.Copy !req
101. Tomorrow, we are to be m—Copy !req
102. M— M—Copy !req
103. - Married.
- Yes. Married.Copy !req
104. Since I was a child, I've—
I've dreamt of my wedding day.Copy !req
105. I always hoped to find someone
I was deeply in love with.Copy !req
106. Someone to spend
the rest of my life with.Copy !req
107. - Silly, isn't it?
- Yes, silly.Copy !req
108. No. No, not at all, no.Copy !req
109. Oh, dear. I'm sorry.Copy !req
110. What impropriety is this?Copy !req
111. You shouldn't be alone together.Copy !req
112. Here it is, one minute before 5,
and you're not at the rehearsal.Copy !req
113. Pastor Galswells is waiting.
Come at once.Copy !req
114. Master Van Dort,
from the beginning. Again.Copy !req
115. "With this hand,
I will lift your sorrows.Copy !req
116. Your cup will never empty,
for I will be your wine.Copy !req
117. With this candle,
I will light your way in darkness.Copy !req
118. With this ring, I ask you to be mine."Copy !req
119. - Let's try it again.
- Yes. Yes, sir.Copy !req
120. With this candle...Copy !req
121. This candle...Copy !req
122. This candle.Copy !req
123. - Shall I get up there and do it for him?
- Don't get all aflutter, dear.Copy !req
124. With this candle...Copy !req
125. Continue!Copy !req
126. Get the door, Emil.Copy !req
127. Let's just pick it up at the candle bit.Copy !req
128. A Lord Barkis, sir.Copy !req
129. I haven't a head for dates.Copy !req
130. Apparently,
I'm a day early for the ceremony.Copy !req
131. - Is he from your side of the family?
- I can't recall.Copy !req
132. Emil, a seat for Lord Barkis.Copy !req
133. Do carry on.Copy !req
134. Let's try it again, shall we,
Master Van Dort?Copy !req
135. - Yes. Yes, sir. Certainly.
- Right.Copy !req
136. Right. Oh, right!Copy !req
137. - With this... This—
- Hand.Copy !req
138. With this hand...Copy !req
139. I— With—Copy !req
140. Three steps, three!Copy !req
141. Can you not count? Do you not wish
to be married, Master Van Dort?Copy !req
142. - No! No.
- You do not?Copy !req
143. No! I meant, no,
I do not not wish to be married.Copy !req
144. That is, I want very much to—Copy !req
145. Pay attention! Have you
even remembered to bring the ring?Copy !req
146. The ring? Yes. Of course.Copy !req
147. - Dropping the ring.
- Oh, no, he's dropped the ring!Copy !req
148. - This boy doesn't want to get married.
- How disgraceful!Copy !req
149. Excuse me. Got it!Copy !req
150. Out of the way, you ninny.Copy !req
151. Oh, dear! Oh, my! Giddy on, there's a
woman on fire! Help! Emergency!Copy !req
152. - Oh, I hope it doesn't stain.
- Stop fanning it, you fool.Copy !req
153. - Get a bucket, get a bucket.
- I'm on my way, dear. Yes. Oh, dear!Copy !req
154. Enough! This wedding cannot take place
until he is properly prepared.Copy !req
155. Young man, learn your vows.Copy !req
156. Well, he's quite the catch, isn't he?Copy !req
157. Oh, Victoria.Copy !req
158. She must think I'm such a fool.
This day couldn't get any worse.Copy !req
159. Hear ye, hear ye! Rehearsal in ruins
as Van Dort boy causes chaos!Copy !req
160. Fishy fiancé could be canned!Copy !req
161. Everglots all fired up
as Van Dort disaster ruins rehearsal!Copy !req
162. It really shouldn't be all that difficult.Copy !req
163. It's just a few simple vows.Copy !req
164. With this hand, I will take your wine.Copy !req
165. No.Copy !req
166. With this hand...Copy !req
167. I will cup your—Copy !req
168. Oh, goodness, no.Copy !req
169. With this...Copy !req
170. With this...Copy !req
171. With this candle, I will...Copy !req
172. I will...Copy !req
173. I will set your mother on fire.Copy !req
174. Oh, it's no use.Copy !req
175. With this hand,
I will lift your sorrows.Copy !req
176. Your cup will never empty,
for I will be your wine.Copy !req
177. Mrs. Everglot.Copy !req
178. You look ravishing this evening.Copy !req
179. What's that, Mr. Everglot?
Call you "Dad"? If you insist, sir.Copy !req
180. With this candle,
I will light your way in darkness.Copy !req
181. With this ring...Copy !req
182. I ask you to be mine.Copy !req
183. I do.Copy !req
184. You may kiss the bride.Copy !req
185. - A new arrival.
- He must've fainted.Copy !req
186. - Are you all right?
- What—? What happened?Copy !req
187. By Jove, man. Looks like
we've got ourselves a breather.Copy !req
188. - Does he have a dead brother?
- He's still soft.Copy !req
189. A toast, then.Copy !req
190. To the newlyweds.Copy !req
191. Newlyweds?Copy !req
192. In the woods,
you said your vows so perfectly.Copy !req
193. I did?Copy !req
194. I did.Copy !req
195. Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!Copy !req
196. Coming through, coming through.Copy !req
197. My name is Paul, I am the head waiter.Copy !req
198. I will be creating your wedding feast.Copy !req
199. Wedding feast! I'm salivating.Copy !req
200. Maggots.Copy !req
201. Keep away!Copy !req
202. I've got a—
I've got a dwarf.Copy !req
203. And I'm not afraid to use him.
I want some questions. Now!Copy !req
204. - Answers. I think you mean "answers."
- Thank you, yes, answers.Copy !req
205. I need answers.
What's going on here? Where am I?Copy !req
206. Who are you?Copy !req
207. Well, that's kind of a long story.Copy !req
208. What a story it is.Copy !req
209. A tragic tale of romance, passion...Copy !req
210. and murder most foul.Copy !req
211. This is gonna be good.Copy !req
212. Hit it, boys.Copy !req
213. Hey, give me a listen
You corpses of cheerCopy !req
214. At least those of you
Who still got an earCopy !req
215. I'll tell you a story
Make a skeleton cryCopy !req
216. Of our own jubiliciously
Lovely Corpse BrideCopy !req
217. Die, die, we all pass awayCopy !req
218. But don't wear a frown
Because it's really okayCopy !req
219. You might try and hide
And you might try and prayCopy !req
220. But we all end up
The remains of the dayCopy !req
221. That's right.Copy !req
222. Well, our girl was a beauty
Known for miles aroundCopy !req
223. When a mysterious stranger
Came into townCopy !req
224. He was plenty good-looking
But down on his cashCopy !req
225. And our poor little baby
She fell hard and fastCopy !req
226. When her daddy said no
She just couldn't copeCopy !req
227. So our lovers came up
With a plan to elopeCopy !req
228. Die, die, we all pass awayCopy !req
229. But don't wear a frown
Because it's really okayCopy !req
230. You might try and hide
And you might try and prayCopy !req
231. But we all end up
The remains of the dayCopy !req
232. That's right.Copy !req
233. Okay. Oh, yeah.
Come on, boys, pick it up.Copy !req
234. Yeah. Like it.Copy !req
235. Okay, Chancy, take it.Copy !req
236. Yeah.Copy !req
237. Yeah!Copy !req
238. That's nice.Copy !req
239. So they conjured up a plan
To meet late at nightCopy !req
240. They told not a soul
Kept the whole thing tightCopy !req
241. Now, her mother's wedding dress
Fit like a gloveCopy !req
242. You don't need much
When you're really in loveCopy !req
243. Except for a few things
Or so I'm toldCopy !req
244. Like the family jewels
And a satchel of goldCopy !req
245. Then next to the graveyard
By the old oak treeCopy !req
246. On a dark foggy night
At a quarter to 3Copy !req
247. She was ready to go
But where was he?Copy !req
248. And then?Copy !req
249. - She waited
- And then?Copy !req
250. - There in the shadows, was it her man?
- And then?Copy !req
251. - Her little heart beat so loud
- And then?Copy !req
252. And then, baby, everything went blackCopy !req
253. Now, when she opened her eyes
She was dead as dustCopy !req
254. Herjewels were missing
And her heart was bustCopy !req
255. So she made a vow
Lying under that treeCopy !req
256. That she'd wait for her true love
To come set her freeCopy !req
257. Always waiting for someone
To ask for her handCopy !req
258. Then out of the blue
Comes this groovy young manCopy !req
259. Who vows forever
To be by her sideCopy !req
260. And that's the story
Of our Corpse BrideCopy !req
261. Die, die, we all pass awayCopy !req
262. But don't wear a frown,
Because it's really okayCopy !req
263. You might try and hide
And you might try and prayCopy !req
264. But we all end up
The remains of the dayCopy !req
265. Yeah.Copy !req
266. Victoria, come away from the window.Copy !req
267. Oh, I'm sure he'll be back shortly.Copy !req
268. He's terrified of the dark.
In fact, when he was a boy...Copy !req
269. he used to wet his combinations
regularly, didn't he, William?Copy !req
270. Enter.Copy !req
271. Lord Barkis.
I trust the room is to your liking.Copy !req
272. Thank you,
you are a most gracious hostess.Copy !req
273. Which is why it pains me
to be the bearer of such bad news.Copy !req
274. Would you care
to repeat tonight's headline for us?Copy !req
275. Hear ye, hear ye!Copy !req
276. Victor Van Dort seen this night on the
bridge in the arms of a mystery woman!Copy !req
277. The dark-haired temptress and Master
Van Dort slipped away into the night!Copy !req
278. And now, the weather.
Scattered showers—Copy !req
279. Enough! That will be all.Copy !req
280. Mystery woman?
He doesn't even know any women!Copy !req
281. Or so you thought.Copy !req
282. Do call for me
if you need my assistance...Copy !req
283. in any way.Copy !req
284. Good heavens, Finis,
what should we do?Copy !req
285. Fetch me musket.Copy !req
286. William, do something.Copy !req
287. The town crier
probably just had a slow news day.Copy !req
288. You know how it is,
you need a little something to cry about.Copy !req
289. Regardless, we are one groom short
for the wedding tomorrow.Copy !req
290. Not to mention
the financial implications.Copy !req
291. A most scandalous embarrassment
for us all.Copy !req
292. Oh, give us a chance to find him,
we beg of you.Copy !req
293. - Just give us until dawn.
- Very well. Till dawn.Copy !req
294. Victor, darling, where are you?Copy !req
295. If you ask me,
your boyfriend is kind ofjumpy.Copy !req
296. He's not my boyfriend,
he's my husband.Copy !req
297. Victor, where have you gone?Copy !req
298. I'll keep an eye out for him.Copy !req
299. Victor?Copy !req
300. There he goes, there he goes!
He's— He's getting away!Copy !req
301. Quick, quick, after him!Copy !req
302. Victor.Copy !req
303. Thank you.Copy !req
304. Victor!Copy !req
305. Where are you?Copy !req
306. Victor?Copy !req
307. Where have you gone?Copy !req
308. Married, huh? I'm a widow.Copy !req
309. Oh, how rude. He went that way!Copy !req
310. Victor.Copy !req
311. Victor, darling.Copy !req
312. Please. There's been a mistake.
I'm not dead.Copy !req
313. Excuse me. Excuse me.Copy !req
314. - Excuse me.
- Excuse me.Copy !req
315. - Thank you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
316. Victor.Copy !req
317. - Dead end.
- Victor!Copy !req
318. Hello!Copy !req
319. Could have used the stairs, silly.Copy !req
320. Isn't the view beautiful?
It takes my breath away.Copy !req
321. Well, it would if I had any.Copy !req
322. Isn't it romantic?Copy !req
323. Look, I am terribly sorry
about what's happened to you...Copy !req
324. and I'd like to help,
but I really need to get home.Copy !req
325. - This is your home now.
- But I don't even know your name.Copy !req
326. Well, that's a great way
to start a marriage.Copy !req
327. Shut up!Copy !req
328. - It's Emily.
- Emily.Copy !req
329. Oh, I almost forgot.
I have something for you.Copy !req
330. It's a wedding present.Copy !req
331. Thank you.Copy !req
332. Scraps?Copy !req
333. Scraps!Copy !req
334. My dog, Scraps!Copy !req
335. Oh, Scraps, what a good boy.Copy !req
336. I knew you'd be happy to see him.Copy !req
337. Who's my good boy?
Sit. Sit, Scraps, sit.Copy !req
338. Good boy, Scraps.
Roll over. Roll over.Copy !req
339. Good boy, Scraps.
Play dead.Copy !req
340. Sorry.Copy !req
341. Oh, what a cutie.Copy !req
342. You should have seen him with fur.Copy !req
343. Mother never approved
of Scraps jumping up like this.Copy !req
344. But then again,
she never approved of anything.Copy !req
345. Do you think
she would have approved of me?Copy !req
346. You're lucky
you'll never have to meet her.Copy !req
347. Well, actually...Copy !req
348. now that you mention it,
I think you should.Copy !req
349. In fact, since we're, you know...Copy !req
350. married,
you should definitely meet her.Copy !req
351. And my father too. We should go
and see them right now.Copy !req
352. What a fantastic idea!
Where are they buried?Copy !req
353. - What? What is it?
- They're not from around here.Copy !req
354. Where are they?Copy !req
355. Oh, they're still alive.Copy !req
356. - I'm afraid so.
- Well, that is a problem.Copy !req
357. What's that, Scraps?Copy !req
358. Oh, no, we couldn't possibly.Copy !req
359. - Oh, well, if you put it like that.
- What?Copy !req
360. Elder Gutknecht.Copy !req
361. Scraps.Copy !req
362. Elder Gutknecht...Copy !req
363. are you there?Copy !req
364. Hello? Is anyone home?Copy !req
365. Hello?Copy !req
366. There you are!Copy !req
367. Oh, my dear. There you are.Copy !req
368. I've brought my husband, Victor.Copy !req
369. What's that? Husband?Copy !req
370. Pleasure to meet you, sir.Copy !req
371. We need to go up. Upstairs?
To visit the land of the living.Copy !req
372. Land of the living?Copy !req
373. Oh, my dear.Copy !req
374. Please, Elder Gutknecht.Copy !req
375. Now, why go up there, when
people are dying to get down here?Copy !req
376. Sir, I beg you to help.
It means so much to me—Copy !req
377. - Us.
- I don't know, it's just not natural.Copy !req
378. Please, Elder Gutknecht.Copy !req
379. Surely there must be something
you can do.Copy !req
380. Let me see what I can do.Copy !req
381. Where did I put that book?Copy !req
382. I left it here somewhere.Copy !req
383. There's the one.Copy !req
384. I have it.Copy !req
385. A Ukrainian haunting spell.
Just the thing for these quick trips.Copy !req
386. - So glad you thought of this.
- Me too.Copy !req
387. Now, then...Copy !req
388. where were we?Copy !req
389. The Ukrainian haunting spell?Copy !req
390. Here we have it. Ready?Copy !req
391. Just remember, when you
want to come back, say "Hopscotch."Copy !req
392. - Hopscotch?
- That's it.Copy !req
393. I spent so long in the darkness...Copy !req
394. I'd almost forgotten how beautiful
the moonlight is.Copy !req
395. Hey, I think you dropped something.Copy !req
396. Hold on, hold on.Copy !req
397. I think I should prepare Mother
and Father for the big news.Copy !req
398. I'll go ahead and you...Copy !req
399. wait here.Copy !req
400. - Perfect.
- I won't be long.Copy !req
401. Stay right here. I'll be right back.Copy !req
402. Okay.Copy !req
403. No peeking.Copy !req
404. If ever I see that Van Dort boy...Copy !req
405. I'll strangle him with my bare hands.Copy !req
406. Your hands are too fat,
and his neck is too thin.Copy !req
407. You'll have to use a rope.Copy !req
408. This is the voice of your conscience.
Listen to what I say.Copy !req
409. I have a bad feeling about that boy.
You know he is no—Copy !req
410. Go chew someone else's ear for a while.Copy !req
411. Victor has gone to see his parents,
just like he said.Copy !req
412. If I hadn't just been sitting in it,
I would say that you had lost your mind!Copy !req
413. I'm sure he has a perfectly
good reason for taking so long.Copy !req
414. I am sure he does.
Why don't you go ask him?Copy !req
415. All right, I will.Copy !req
416. After all, he couldn't get far
with those cold feet.Copy !req
417. - Victoria.
- Victor? I'm so happy to see you.Copy !req
418. Come by the fire. Where have you been?
Are you all right?Copy !req
419. I— I—Copy !req
420. Oh, dear.Copy !req
421. You're as cold as death.
What's happened to you?Copy !req
422. Your coat.Copy !req
423. Victoria, I confess.Copy !req
424. This morning
I was terrified of marriage.Copy !req
425. But then, on meeting you,
I felt I should be with you always...Copy !req
426. and that our wedding
could not come soon enough.Copy !req
427. Victor, I feel the same.Copy !req
428. Victoria, I se— I se—Copy !req
429. I seem to find myself married.Copy !req
430. And you should know it's unexpected.Copy !req
431. My darling,
I just wanted to meet—Copy !req
432. Darling? Who's this?Copy !req
433. - Who is she?
- I'm his wife.Copy !req
434. - Victor?
- Victoria, wait. You don't understand.Copy !req
435. She's dead. Look.Copy !req
436. Hopscotch.Copy !req
437. No! No! Victoria!Copy !req
438. You lied to me!Copy !req
439. Just to get back to that other woman.Copy !req
440. Don't you understand?
You're the other woman.Copy !req
441. No! You're married to me.
She's the other woman.Copy !req
442. She's got a point.Copy !req
443. And I thought... I thought
this was all going so well.Copy !req
444. Look, I'm sorry, but...Copy !req
445. this just can't work.Copy !req
446. Why not?Copy !req
447. It's my eye, isn't it?Copy !req
448. No. Your eye is...Copy !req
449. lovely.Copy !req
450. Listen, under different circumstances,
well, who knows?Copy !req
451. But we're just too different.
I mean, you're dead.Copy !req
452. You should've thought about that
before you asked me to marry you.Copy !req
453. Why can't you understand? It was
a mistake. I would never marry you.Copy !req
454. Roses for eternal love.Copy !req
455. Lilies for sweetness.Copy !req
456. Baby's breath.Copy !req
457. Why so blue?Copy !req
458. Maybe he's right.
Maybe we are too different.Copy !req
459. Maybe he should
have his head examined.Copy !req
460. I could do it.Copy !req
461. Or perhaps he does belong with her.
Little Miss Living.Copy !req
462. With her rosy cheeks and beating heart.Copy !req
463. Oh, those girls are ten a penny.
You've got so much more.Copy !req
464. You've got— You've got—Copy !req
465. You've got a wonderful personality.Copy !req
466. What does that wispy little brat have
That you don't have double?Copy !req
467. She can't hold a candle
To the beauty of your smileCopy !req
468. How about a pulse?Copy !req
469. Overrated by a mileCopy !req
470. - Overvalued
- OverblownCopy !req
471. If he only knew
The you that we knowCopy !req
472. And that silly little creature
Isn't wearing his ringCopy !req
473. And she doesn't play piano
Or dance, or singCopy !req
474. No, she doesn't compareCopy !req
475. - But she still breathes air
- Who cares?Copy !req
476. - Unimportant
- OverratedCopy !req
477. - Overblown
- If only he could seeCopy !req
478. How special you can beCopy !req
479. If he only knew
The you that we knowCopy !req
480. If I touch a burning candle
I can feel no painCopy !req
481. If you cut me with a knife
It's still the sameCopy !req
482. And I know her heart is beatingCopy !req
483. And I know that I am deadCopy !req
484. Yet the pain here that I feelCopy !req
485. Try and tell me it's not realCopy !req
486. And it seems that I still have
A tear to shedCopy !req
487. The sole redeeming feature
From that little creatureCopy !req
488. Is that she's aliveCopy !req
489. - Overrated
- OverblownCopy !req
490. Everybody knows
That's just a temporary stateCopy !req
491. Which is cured very quickly
When we meet our fateCopy !req
492. - Who cares?
- UnimportantCopy !req
493. - Overrated
- OverblownCopy !req
494. If only he could see
How special you can beCopy !req
495. If he only knew
The you that we knowCopy !req
496. If I touch a burning candle
I can feel no painCopy !req
497. In the ice or in the sun
It's all the sameCopy !req
498. Yet I feel my heart is achingCopy !req
499. Though it doesn't beat, it's breakingCopy !req
500. And the pain here that I feelCopy !req
501. Try and tell me it's not realCopy !req
502. I know that I am deadCopy !req
503. Yet it seems that I still have
Some tears to shedCopy !req
504. It's true, Mother!Copy !req
505. Victor is married to a dead woman.Copy !req
506. I saw her. A corpse!
Standing right here with Victor.Copy !req
507. Victor was in your room?Copy !req
508. I have to help him.Copy !req
509. The scandal!Copy !req
510. Come sit in your chair, dearie.
You're shaking like a leaf.Copy !req
511. Let Hilde fetch you a blanket.Copy !req
512. Fetch her a straitjacket!
She's completely mad!Copy !req
513. Come, Hildegarde.Copy !req
514. Finis, come to bed at once.Copy !req
515. What in heaven's name?Copy !req
516. Who could that be at this hour?Copy !req
517. Miss Everglot.Copy !req
518. What are you doing here? You should be
at home, prostrate with grief.Copy !req
519. Pastor Galswells,
I have to ask you something.Copy !req
520. - This is most irregular.
- Please, I beg of you.Copy !req
521. You are the only one in the village who
knows of what awaits beyond the grave.Copy !req
522. A grim topic for a bride-to-be.Copy !req
523. It is a bride I fear,
which is why I must know:Copy !req
524. Can the living marry the dead?Copy !req
525. What on earth are you speaking about?Copy !req
526. Please, it's Victor.
He's married to a corpse.Copy !req
527. He has a corpse bride!Copy !req
528. There must be some way
to undo what's been done.Copy !req
529. I believe I know the thing to do.Copy !req
530. Come with me.Copy !req
531. Victoria? Where are your corsets?Copy !req
532. She's speaking in tongues.
Of unholy alliances.Copy !req
533. Her mind has come undone, I fear.Copy !req
534. It's not true! Let me go! Let me go!Copy !req
535. Thank you, Pastor Galswells.
Thank you so very much.Copy !req
536. Take her to her room!Copy !req
537. No, I'm telling the truth.Copy !req
538. Victor needs my help.Copy !req
539. Hildegarde, you believe me, don't you?Copy !req
540. - Mother, Father, please.
- Seal the doors...Copy !req
541. and bar the windows. See to it that
she doesn't escape again.Copy !req
542. He needs our help! Oh, let me go!
Let me go!Copy !req
543. Will the mortification never cease?Copy !req
544. It will be years before we can show
ourselves in public again.Copy !req
545. What shall we do?Copy !req
546. We shall continue as planned,
with or without Vincent.Copy !req
547. - Victor.
- Whatever.Copy !req
548. For that boy to toss aside
a young woman like Victoria...Copy !req
549. it's positively criminal.Copy !req
550. Why, if I had a woman
like your daughter on my arm...Copy !req
551. I would lavish her with riches
befitting royalty.Copy !req
552. Your lady wife
is a most fortunate woman.Copy !req
553. Alas, I am not married.Copy !req
554. I was betrothed some years ago...Copy !req
555. but tragedy snatched
my young bride away.Copy !req
556. When one lives alone,
wealth counts for naught.Copy !req
557. Marvelous news, Victoria,
there'll be a wedding after all.Copy !req
558. You found him?Copy !req
559. Make haste, my dear,
our relatives will arrive at any moment.Copy !req
560. We must have you looking presentable
for Lord Barkis.Copy !req
561. Lord Barkis?Copy !req
562. He will make a fine husband.Copy !req
563. Aye. A fortuitous turn of events indeed.Copy !req
564. A far better prospect this time.Copy !req
565. But I do not love him.
You cannot make me do this.Copy !req
566. - We must.
- Please, I beg of you.Copy !req
567. There must be another way.Copy !req
568. Without your marriage to Lord Barkis...Copy !req
569. we shall be forced,
penniless, into the street.Copy !req
570. We are destitute.Copy !req
571. But Victor...Copy !req
572. Victor Van Dort has gone, child.Copy !req
573. You shall marry Lord Barkis tomorrow.Copy !req
574. - According to plan.
- According to plan.Copy !req
575. Oh, my dear.
Oh, don't look at me that way.Copy !req
576. You have only to suffer this union
until death do us part.Copy !req
577. And that will come sooner
than you think.Copy !req
578. Oh, it's almost dawn!
Where could he be?Copy !req
579. Victor Van Dort elopes with corpse!Copy !req
580. Heartbroken bride to wed
wealthy newcomer!Copy !req
581. Wealthy newcomer? It cannot be.Copy !req
582. Did he say corpse?Copy !req
583. Oh, don't be ridiculous. What corpse
would marry our Victor?Copy !req
584. Oh, Mayhew!
Silence that blasted coughing.Copy !req
585. Mayhew, are you trying to kill us?Copy !req
586. I think he's trying to kill us.Copy !req
587. I...Copy !req
588. think you dropped this.Copy !req
589. I'm sorry.Copy !req
590. I'm sorry I lied to you
about wanting to see my parents.Copy !req
591. It's just this whole day
hasn't gone quite, well...Copy !req
592. according to plan.Copy !req
593. Pardon my enthusiasm.Copy !req
594. I like your enthusiasm.Copy !req
595. - New arrival! New arrival!
- Lights up!Copy !req
596. Hurry up, boys!Copy !req
597. Drinks for everyone.Copy !req
598. Another pint, sir?Copy !req
599. - No, no. Just a half.
- No, no. Just a half.Copy !req
600. It is impossible
to get good help anymore.Copy !req
601. Welcoming committee, coming through!
Coming through!Copy !req
602. - My name's Plum. Miss Plum.
- Mayhew?Copy !req
603. Mayhew! How nice to see—Copy !req
604. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
605. Oh, yeah. Actually, though, I feel great.Copy !req
606. Hurry up, boys. Can you not see
the gentleman is parched?Copy !req
607. Mayhew, I have to get back.Copy !req
608. They all must be worried sick.
How is everyone?Copy !req
609. Well, they're still wondering
where you slipped off to.Copy !req
610. Oh, and Miss Victoria...Copy !req
611. Yes? Yes, how is she?Copy !req
612. Well, she's getting married
this evening.Copy !req
613. What? Married to who?Copy !req
614. Some newcomer,
Lord Somebody-or-Other.Copy !req
615. But that's impossible!Copy !req
616. Yeah, with you gone and all...Copy !req
617. I guess they didn't wanna
waste the cake.Copy !req
618. But how could she?Copy !req
619. Women, you can't live with them.Copy !req
620. You can't live with—Copy !req
621. Time to pick up the pieces and—
You know, and move on, I suppose.Copy !req
622. Speaking of picking up the pieces?Copy !req
623. Victor? Where are you going?Copy !req
624. Miss Victoria, we must leave
for the church now.Copy !req
625. Yesterday I thought my wedding
would be happy.Copy !req
626. Now I feel like I'm caught
in the tide, pulled out to sea.Copy !req
627. The sea leads to many places, dearie.Copy !req
628. Maybe you'll land somewhere better.Copy !req
629. With this candle, I will light
your way in darkness.Copy !req
630. With this ring,
I ask you to be mine.Copy !req
631. I now pronounce you man and wife.Copy !req
632. Oh, oh, dear.Copy !req
633. I'm too late.Copy !req
634. Oh, Mrs. Plum, what am I to do?Copy !req
635. He just walked off without saying
a word. Are all men like this?Copy !req
636. Well, I'm afraid none of them
are very bright.Copy !req
637. They get something stuck
in their heads...Copy !req
638. and you can't do a thing with them.Copy !req
639. My dear, we have to talk.Copy !req
640. - Let me tell her, please. Let me tell her.
- What?Copy !req
641. There is a complication
with your marriage.Copy !req
642. I don't understand.Copy !req
643. The vows are binding
only until death do you part.Copy !req
644. What are you saying?Copy !req
645. Death has already parted you.Copy !req
646. If he finds out, he'll leave.Copy !req
647. There must be something you can do.Copy !req
648. Well, there is one way.Copy !req
649. Oh, please, please, let me tell her.Copy !req
650. It requires the greatest sacrifice.Copy !req
651. - Go on, get to the good part.
- What is it?Copy !req
652. - We have to kill him!
- What?Copy !req
653. Victor would have to give up
the life he had forever.Copy !req
654. He would need to repeat his vows
in the land of the living...Copy !req
655. and drink from the wine of ages.Copy !req
656. Poison!Copy !req
657. This would stop his heart forever.Copy !req
658. Only then would he be free
to give it to you.Copy !req
659. I could never ask him.Copy !req
660. You don't have to.Copy !req
661. I'll do it.Copy !req
662. My boy, if you choose this path...Copy !req
663. you may never return
to the world above.Copy !req
664. Do you understand?Copy !req
665. I do.Copy !req
666. Gather round. Gather round, everybody.Copy !req
667. We've decided to do this thing properly.Copy !req
668. So grab what you can and follow us.Copy !req
669. We're moving this wedding party upstairs.Copy !req
670. Upstairs? I didn't know
we had an upstairs.Copy !req
671. - Sounds creepy.
- Let's go!Copy !req
672. A wedding, a wedding
We're going to have a weddingCopy !req
673. Hold on, Victor.Copy !req
674. You can't get married looking like that.Copy !req
675. The spiders think you're very cute
But goodness knows you need a suitCopy !req
676. But have no fears, we're quite adept
We'll have you looking lovely, lovely, lovelyCopy !req
677. Lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely yetCopy !req
678. A little stitch, a little tuck
Some tender loving careCopy !req
679. A little thread will fix you up
And we've got plenty as you seeCopy !req
680. And personally guarantee
Our quality repairsCopy !req
681. A little here, I'll fix the mess
We're going to do our very bestCopy !req
682. When everybody sees you
They will all be quite impressedCopy !req
683. They will all be quite impressedCopy !req
684. A wedding, we're going to haveCopy !req
685. A wedding cake is no mistake
It must be quite sublimeCopy !req
686. - We're missing something
- Try some dustCopy !req
687. I wish I had more timeCopy !req
688. Perhaps there's something I can do
These bones might help a bitCopy !req
689. - Oh, my nose.
- Sorry.Copy !req
690. Wait a minute, that's itCopy !req
691. - A little of that
- A little of thisCopy !req
692. The perfect cake is hard to missCopy !req
693. A wedding, a wedding
We're going to haveCopy !req
694. A weddingCopy !req
695. Huzzah, huzzahCopy !req
696. We're going to have a wedding
A weddingCopy !req
697. Let's all give out a cheer
'Cause the bride is getting married todayCopy !req
698. One thing you can surely say
Is we will stand besideCopy !req
699. Until the end we will defend
Our one and only brideCopy !req
700. Our bride-to-be, our bride-to-be
Our lovely Corpse BrideCopy !req
701. Huzzah! Hooray! Huzzah! Hooray!Copy !req
702. Our bride is getting married todayCopy !req
703. - Oh, there she is.
- Here she comes.Copy !req
704. Oh, oh, the bride is hereCopy !req
705. She's waited for this day
For many a yearCopy !req
706. For this day, for this day
Our hopes and our prideCopy !req
707. The bride is here
Here comes the brideCopy !req
708. Here comes the bride
Here comes the brideCopy !req
709. For this day, for this day
Will last foreverCopy !req
710. And all of her friends
Will work togetherCopy !req
711. To make it the perfect day
She's always dreamedCopy !req
712. Our hopes and our pride
Our bride, our lovely brideCopy !req
713. We're going to have a party
Like nobody's ever seenCopy !req
714. The living in the land above
Will not know where they've beenCopy !req
715. The land above
The party of the brideCopy !req
716. Here comes the bride
On this glorious day of daysCopy !req
717. Up to the land of the livingCopy !req
718. To celebrateCopy !req
719. Oh, dear.Copy !req
720. Quiet down now, everyone.Copy !req
721. Thank you.Copy !req
722. Elegant, cultured, radiant.Copy !req
723. Victoria has found a husband...Copy !req
724. with all these qualities and more.Copy !req
725. Serendipity brought us together...Copy !req
726. and no force on earth
could tear us apart.Copy !req
727. There's an eye in me soup.Copy !req
728. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
729. Fetch me musket!Copy !req
730. Fetch your own musket. I'm off!Copy !req
731. Coming through. Coming through.Copy !req
732. Excuse me, you don't know me,
but I used to live in your dead mother.Copy !req
733. Hey, hold on there.Copy !req
734. I love a woman with meat on her bones.Copy !req
735. Finis, who invited these people?Copy !req
736. They must be from your side
of the family.Copy !req
737. Certainly not.Copy !req
738. Why, if my Grandfather Everglot could
see this, he'd be turning in his grave.Copy !req
739. Finis.Copy !req
740. Where do you keep the spirits?Copy !req
741. In other news, the dead walk the earth!Copy !req
742. Get back! Don't try
and sneak up on me!Copy !req
743. Get back!Copy !req
744. I'll give you such a wallop.Copy !req
745. No.Copy !req
746. Yeah.Copy !req
747. Grandpa?Copy !req
748. - Bounder!
- Sweetie pie.Copy !req
749. - Monster.
- Buttercup.Copy !req
750. - Cad!
- Gertrude!Copy !req
751. Alfred?Copy !req
752. You've been dead for 15 years.Copy !req
753. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.Copy !req
754. Ethel!Copy !req
755. Wait. That's it.Copy !req
756. We're going to take whatever money
we can and get out of here.Copy !req
757. Money? What money?Copy !req
758. Your dowry. It's my right!Copy !req
759. But my parents don't have any money.Copy !req
760. It's my marriage to you that will
save them from the poorhouse.Copy !req
761. Th— The poorhouse?Copy !req
762. You're lying. It isn't true.
Tell me that you're lying!Copy !req
763. Did things not go according
to your plan, Lord Barkis?Copy !req
764. Well, perhaps in disappointment
we are perfectly matched.Copy !req
765. Be gone, ye demons from hell!Copy !req
766. Back to the void
from whence you came!Copy !req
767. You shall not enter here.Copy !req
768. Back, back!Copy !req
769. Keep it down, we're in a church.Copy !req
770. Evening.Copy !req
771. Dearly beloved and departed...Copy !req
772. we are gathered here today to join
this man and this corpse in marriage.Copy !req
773. Victor?Copy !req
774. Living first.Copy !req
775. With this hand...Copy !req
776. I will lift your sorrows.Copy !req
777. Your cup will never empty...Copy !req
778. for I will be your wine.Copy !req
779. Now you.Copy !req
780. With this hand...Copy !req
781. I will lift your sorrows.Copy !req
782. Your cup will never empty.Copy !req
783. For I will be...Copy !req
784. I will be...Copy !req
785. Go on, my dear.Copy !req
786. Your cup...Copy !req
787. will never empty...Copy !req
788. for I will be...Copy !req
789. I will be your wine.Copy !req
790. She's having second thoughts.Copy !req
791. I can't.Copy !req
792. What's wrong?Copy !req
793. This is wrong.Copy !req
794. I was a bride.Copy !req
795. My dreams were taken from me.Copy !req
796. Well, now...Copy !req
797. Now I've stolen them
from someone else.Copy !req
798. I love you, Victor.Copy !req
799. But you're not mine.Copy !req
800. Victoria!Copy !req
801. Oh, how touching.Copy !req
802. I always cry at weddings.Copy !req
803. Our young lovers together at last.Copy !req
804. Surely now they can live
happily ever after.Copy !req
805. But you forget...Copy !req
806. she's still my wife!Copy !req
807. I'll not leave here empty-handed!Copy !req
808. You?Copy !req
809. Emily?Copy !req
810. You!Copy !req
811. But— But— I left you.Copy !req
812. For dead.Copy !req
813. This woman is obviously delusional!Copy !req
814. Sorry to cut things short,
but we must be on our way.Copy !req
815. Take your hands off her.Copy !req
816. Do I have to kill you too?Copy !req
817. Victor, catch!Copy !req
818. Sorry.Copy !req
819. I say, you're not playing fair, sir.Copy !req
820. Touché, my dear.Copy !req
821. Get out.Copy !req
822. Oh, I'm leaving.Copy !req
823. But first a toast. To Emily.Copy !req
824. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.Copy !req
825. Tell me, my dear...Copy !req
826. can a heart still break
once it's stopped beating?Copy !req
827. Let me at him! Let me at him!Copy !req
828. - No, don't hold me back.
- Wait.Copy !req
829. We must abide by their rules.Copy !req
830. We are amongst the living.Copy !req
831. Well said.Copy !req
832. Not anymore.Copy !req
833. Yep, you're right. He's all yours.Copy !req
834. New arrival.Copy !req
835. Oh, Victor,
I never thought I'd see you again.Copy !req
836. Wait.Copy !req
837. I made a promise.Copy !req
838. You kept your promise.Copy !req
839. You set me free.Copy !req
840. Now I can do the same for you.Copy !req