1. - Good morning.
- Good morning.Copy !req
2. Here ye, here ye, 10 minutes to go
till Van Dort's wedding rehearsal.Copy !req
3. Watch it!Copy !req
4. - Blimey! It's my dress is caught.
- Begging your pardon, ma'am.Copy !req
5. - Come on, dear.
- It's not me. It's my dress.Copy !req
6. Where is Victor? We might be late.Copy !req
7. Fish merchants.Copy !req
8. Oh, dear.Copy !req
9. Oh, Hildegarde.Copy !req
10. What if Victor and I
don't like each other?Copy !req
11. As if that has anything
to do with marriage.Copy !req
12. Do you suppose your father and I
like each other?Copy !req
13. Surely you must a little?Copy !req
14. - Of course not.
- Of course not.Copy !req
15. Get those corsets laced properly.Copy !req
16. I can hear you speak without gasping.Copy !req
17. You've certainly hooked a winner
this time, Victor.Copy !req
18. - Now, all you have to do is reel her in.
- I'm already reeling, Mother.Copy !req
19. Shouldn't Victoria Everglot
be marrying a lord or something?Copy !req
20. Oh, nonsense! We're every bit
as good as the Everglots.Copy !req
21. I always knew I deserved better
than a fish merchant's life.Copy !req
22. But I've never even spoken to her.Copy !req
23. Well, at least we have that
in our favor.Copy !req
24. Mayhew!
Silence that blasted coughing.Copy !req
25. Marriage is a partnership,
a little tit for tat.Copy !req
26. You'd think a lifetime watching us...Copy !req
27. Look at the way you're standing.Copy !req
28. You look like you got
rickets or something...Copy !req
29. Oh!Copy !req
30. Oh, my goodness. Oh, such grandeur!
Such impeccable taste!Copy !req
31. - Oh, beautiful, innit?
- Hmph.Copy !req
32. It's not as big as our place, dear.Copy !req
33. - Bit shabby really, isn't it?
- Shut up.Copy !req
34. Lord and Lady Everglot...Copy !req
35. Mr. and Mrs. Van Dort.Copy !req
36. Why, you must be Miss Victoria.Copy !req
37. Yes, I must say, you don't look a day
over 20. No. Oh, yes.Copy !req
38. Smile, darling, smile.Copy !req
39. Well, hello. What a pleasure.
Welcome to our home.Copy !req
40. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
41. We'll be taking tea
in the west drawing room.Copy !req
42. Oh, do come this way,
it's just through there.Copy !req
43. Oh, I love what you've done with
the place. Who is your decorator?Copy !req
44. Nice tiles, shame about the drapes.Copy !req
45. Oh, my husband says such
foolish things. Ignore him.Copy !req
46. Oh, yes, it's usually best.Copy !req
47. - Do forgive me.
- You play beautifully.Copy !req
48. I — I — I do apologize, Miss Everglot.
How rude of me to — Well...Copy !req
49. Excuse me.Copy !req
50. Mother won't let me near the piano.Copy !req
51. Music is improper for a young lady.Copy !req
52. Too passionate, she says.Copy !req
53. If I may ask, Miss Everglot...Copy !req
54. where is your chaperon?Copy !req
55. Perhaps, in —
In view of the circumstances...Copy !req
56. you could call me Victoria.Copy !req
57. Yes, of course. Well...Copy !req
58. - Victoria...
- Yes, Victor.Copy !req
59. Tomorrow, we are to be m —Copy !req
60. M — M —Copy !req
61. - Married.
- Yes. Ha. Married.Copy !req
62. Since I was a child, I've —
I've dreamt of my wedding day.Copy !req
63. I always hoped to find someone
I was deeply in love with.Copy !req
64. Someone to spend
the rest of my life with.Copy !req
65. - Silly, isn't it?
- Yes, silly. Ha.Copy !req
66. No. No, not at all, no.Copy !req
67. Oh! Oh, dear. I'm sorry.Copy !req
68. What impropriety is this?Copy !req
69. You shouldn't be alone together.Copy !req
70. Here it is, one minute before 5,
and you're not at the rehearsal.Copy !req
71. Pastor Galswells is waiting.
Come at once.Copy !req
72. Master Van Dort,
from the beginning. Again.Copy !req
73. "With this hand,
I will lift your sorrows.Copy !req
74. Your cup will never empty,
for I will be your wine.Copy !req
75. With this candle,
I will light your way in darkness.Copy !req
76. With this ring, I ask you to be mine."Copy !req
77. - Let's try it again.
- Yes. Yes, sir.Copy !req
78. With this candle...Copy !req
79. This candle...Copy !req
80. This candle.Copy !req
81. Shall I get up there
and do it for him?Copy !req
82. Don't get all aflutter, dear.Copy !req
83. With this candle...Copy !req
84. Continue!Copy !req
85. Get the door, Emil.Copy !req
86. Let's just pick it up at the candle bit.Copy !req
87. A Lord Barkis, sir.Copy !req
88. I haven't a head for dates.Copy !req
89. Apparently,
I'm a day early for the ceremony.Copy !req
90. - Is he from your side of the family?
- I can't recall.Copy !req
91. Emil, a seat for Lord Barkis.Copy !req
92. Do carry on.Copy !req
93. Let's try it again, shall we,
Master Van Dort?Copy !req
94. - Yes. Yes, sir. Certainly.
- Right.Copy !req
95. Right. Oh, right!Copy !req
96. - With this... This —
- Hand.Copy !req
97. With this hand...Copy !req
98. I — With —Copy !req
99. Three steps, three!Copy !req
100. Can you not count? Do you not wish
to be married, Master Van Dort?Copy !req
101. - No! No.
- You do not?Copy !req
102. No! I meant, no,
I do not not wish to be married.Copy !req
103. That is, I want very much to — Ow!Copy !req
104. Pay attention! Have you
even remembered to bring the ring?Copy !req
105. The ring? Yes. Of course.Copy !req
106. Dropping the ring.Copy !req
107. Oh, no, he's dropped the ring!Copy !req
108. - This boy doesn't want to get married.
- How disgraceful!Copy !req
109. Excuse me. Got it!Copy !req
110. Out of the way, you ninny.Copy !req
111. Oh, dear! Oh, my! Giddy on,
a woman on fire! Help! Emergency!Copy !req
112. - Oh, I hope it doesn't stain.
- Stop fanning it, you fool.Copy !req
113. - Get a bucket, get a bucket.
- I'm on my way, dear. Yes. Oh, dear!Copy !req
114. Enough! This wedding cannot take
place until he is properly prepared.Copy !req
115. Young man, learn your vows.Copy !req
116. Well, he's quite the catch, isn't he?Copy !req
117. Oh, Victoria.Copy !req
118. She must think I'm such a fool.
This day couldn't get any worse.Copy !req
119. Hear ye, hear ye!Copy !req
120. Rehearsal in ruins
as Van Dort boy causes chaos!Copy !req
121. Fishy fiancé could be canned!Copy !req
122. Everglots all fired up
as Van Dort disaster ruins rehearsal!Copy !req
123. It really shouldn't be all that difficult.Copy !req
124. It's just a few simple vows.Copy !req
125. With this hand, I will take your wine.Copy !req
126. No.Copy !req
127. With this hand...Copy !req
128. I will cup your —Copy !req
129. Oh, goodness, no.Copy !req
130. With this...Copy !req
131. With this...Copy !req
132. With this candle, I will...Copy !req
133. I will...Copy !req
134. I will set your mother on fire.Copy !req
135. Oh, it's no use.Copy !req
136. With this hand,
I will lift your sorrows.Copy !req
137. Your cup will never empty,
for I will be your wine.Copy !req
138. Ah, Mrs. Everglot.Copy !req
139. You look ravishing this evening.Copy !req
140. What's that, Mr. Everglot?
Call you "Dad"? If you insist, sir.Copy !req
141. With this candle,
I will light your way in darkness.Copy !req
142. With this ring...Copy !req
143. I ask you to be mine.Copy !req
144. I do.Copy !req
145. You may kiss the bride.Copy !req
146. - A new arrival.
- He must've fainted.Copy !req
147. - Are you all right?
- What —? What happened?Copy !req
148. By Jove, man. Looks like
we've got ourselves a breather.Copy !req
149. - Does he have a dead brother?
- He's still soft.Copy !req
150. A toast, then.Copy !req
151. To the newlyweds.Copy !req
152. Newlyweds?Copy !req
153. Oh, in the woods,
you said your vows so perfectly.Copy !req
154. I did?Copy !req
155. I did.Copy !req
156. Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!Copy !req
157. Bonjour!Copy !req
158. Coming through, coming through.Copy !req
159. My name is Paul, I am the head waiter.Copy !req
160. I will be creating your wedding feast.Copy !req
161. Wedding feast! I'm salivating.Copy !req
162. Maggots.Copy !req
163. - Oh!
- Hey!Copy !req
164. Keep away!Copy !req
165. I've got a — I've got a dwarf.Copy !req
166. And I'm not afraid to use him.
I want some questions. Now!Copy !req
167. - Answers. I think you mean "answers."
- Thank you, yes, answers.Copy !req
168. I need answers.
What's going on here? Where am I?Copy !req
169. Who are you?Copy !req
170. Well, that's kind of a long story.Copy !req
171. What a story it is.Copy !req
172. A tragic tale of romance, passion...Copy !req
173. and murder most foul.Copy !req
174. - This is gonna be good.
- Oh!Copy !req
175. Hit it, boys.Copy !req
176. That's right.Copy !req
177. Oh.Copy !req
178. That's right.Copy !req
179. Ah, okay. Oh, yeah.
Come on, boys, pick it up.Copy !req
180. Yeah. Like it.Copy !req
181. Okay, Chancy, take it.Copy !req
182. Yeah. Whoo! Yeah!Copy !req
183. Yeah!Copy !req
184. Yeah!Copy !req
185. That's nice.Copy !req
186. Yeah.Copy !req
187. Victoria, come away from the window.Copy !req
188. Oh, I'm sure he'll be back shortly.Copy !req
189. He's terrified of the dark.
In fact, when he was a boy...Copy !req
190. he used to wet his combinations
regularly, didn't he, William?Copy !req
191. Enter.Copy !req
192. Ah, Lord Barkis.
I trust the room is to your liking.Copy !req
193. Thank you,
you are a most gracious hostess.Copy !req
194. Which is why it pains me
to be the bearer of such bad news.Copy !req
195. Would you care
to repeat tonight's headline for us?Copy !req
196. Hear ye, hear ye!Copy !req
197. Victor Van Dort seen this night on the
bridge in the arms of a mystery woman!Copy !req
198. The dark-haired temptress and Master
Van Dort slipped away into the night!Copy !req
199. And now,
the weather. Scattered showers —Copy !req
200. Enough! That will be all.Copy !req
201. Mystery woman?
He doesn't even know any women!Copy !req
202. Or so you thought.Copy !req
203. Do call for me
if you need my assistance...Copy !req
204. in any way.Copy !req
205. Good heavens, Finis,
what should we do?Copy !req
206. Fetch me musket.Copy !req
207. William, do something.Copy !req
208. The town crier probably
just had a slow news day.Copy !req
209. You know how it is, you need
a little something to cry about.Copy !req
210. Regardless, we are one groom short
for the wedding tomorrow.Copy !req
211. Not to mention
the financial implications.Copy !req
212. A most scandalous embarrassment
for us all.Copy !req
213. Oh, give us a chance to find him,
we beg of you.Copy !req
214. - Just give us until dawn.
- Very well. Till dawn.Copy !req
215. Victor, darling, where are you?Copy !req
216. If you ask me,
your boyfriend is kind of jumpy.Copy !req
217. He's not my boyfriend,
he's my husband.Copy !req
218. Victor, where have you gone?Copy !req
219. I'll keep an eye out for him.Copy !req
220. Victor?Copy !req
221. There he goes, there he goes!
He's — He's getting away!Copy !req
222. Quick, quick, after him!Copy !req
223. Victor.Copy !req
224. Thank you.Copy !req
225. Victor!Copy !req
226. Where are you?Copy !req
227. Victor?Copy !req
228. Where have you gone?Copy !req
229. Married, huh? I'm a widow.Copy !req
230. Oh, how rude. He went that way!Copy !req
231. Victor.Copy !req
232. Victor, darling.Copy !req
233. Please. There's been a mistake.
I'm not dead.Copy !req
234. Oh!Copy !req
235. Excuse me. Excuse me.Copy !req
236. - Excuse me.
- Excuse me.Copy !req
237. - Thank you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
238. Victor.Copy !req
239. - Dead end.
- Victor!Copy !req
240. Hello!Copy !req
241. Could have used the stairs, silly.Copy !req
242. Isn't the view beautiful?
It takes my breath away.Copy !req
243. Well, it would if I had any.Copy !req
244. Isn't it romantic?Copy !req
245. Look, I am terribly sorry
about what's happened to you...Copy !req
246. and I'd like to help,
but I really need to get home.Copy !req
247. - This is your home now.
- But I don't even know your name.Copy !req
248. Well, that's a great way
to start a marriage.Copy !req
249. Shut up!Copy !req
250. - It's Emily.
- Emily.Copy !req
251. Oh, I almost forgot.
I have something for you.Copy !req
252. It's a wedding present.Copy !req
253. Thank you.Copy !req
254. Scraps?Copy !req
255. Scraps!Copy !req
256. My dog, Scraps!Copy !req
257. Oh, Scraps, what a good boy.Copy !req
258. I knew you'd be happy to see him.Copy !req
259. Who's my good boy?
Sit. Sit, Scraps, sit.Copy !req
260. Good boy, Scraps.
Roll over. Roll over.Copy !req
261. Good boy, Scraps.
Play dead.Copy !req
262. Sorry.Copy !req
263. Oh, what a cutie.Copy !req
264. You should have seen him with fur.Copy !req
265. Mother never approved
of Scraps jumping up like this.Copy !req
266. But then again,
she never approved of anything.Copy !req
267. Do you think
she would have approved of me?Copy !req
268. You're lucky
you'll never have to meet her.Copy !req
269. Well, actually...Copy !req
270. now that you mention it,
I think you should.Copy !req
271. In fact, since we're, you know...Copy !req
272. married,
you should definitely meet her.Copy !req
273. And my father too. We should go
and see them right now.Copy !req
274. What a fantastic idea!
Where are they buried?Copy !req
275. Oh.Copy !req
276. - What? What is it?
- They're not from around here.Copy !req
277. Where are they?Copy !req
278. Oh, they're still alive.Copy !req
279. - I'm afraid so.
- Well, that is a problem.Copy !req
280. What's that, Scraps?Copy !req
281. Oh, no, we couldn't possibly.Copy !req
282. - Oh, well, if you put it like that.
- What?Copy !req
283. Elder Gutknecht.Copy !req
284. Shh, Scraps.Copy !req
285. Elder Gutknecht...Copy !req
286. are you there?Copy !req
287. Hello? Is anyone home?Copy !req
288. Hello?Copy !req
289. There you are!Copy !req
290. Oh, my dear. There you are.Copy !req
291. I've brought my husband, Victor.Copy !req
292. What's that? Husband?Copy !req
293. Pleasure to meet you, sir.Copy !req
294. We need to go up. Upstairs?
To visit the land of the living.Copy !req
295. Land of the living?Copy !req
296. Oh, my dear.Copy !req
297. Please, Elder Gutknecht.Copy !req
298. Now, why go up there,
when people are dying to get down here?Copy !req
299. Sir, I beg you to help.
It means so much to me —Copy !req
300. - Us.
- I don't know, it's just not natural.Copy !req
301. Please, Elder Gutknecht.Copy !req
302. Surely there must be something
you can do.Copy !req
303. Hmm.Copy !req
304. Let me see what I can do.Copy !req
305. Where did I put that book?Copy !req
306. I left it here somewhere.Copy !req
307. Ah, there's the one.Copy !req
308. Umm...Copy !req
309. I have it.Copy !req
310. A Ukrainian haunting spell.
Just the thing for these quick trips.Copy !req
311. So glad you thought of this.Copy !req
312. Me too.Copy !req
313. Ah.Copy !req
314. Now, then...Copy !req
315. where were we?Copy !req
316. - The Ukrainian haunting spell?
- Aha.Copy !req
317. Ah, here we have it. Ready?Copy !req
318. Just remember, when you
want to come back, say "Hopscotch."Copy !req
319. - Hopscotch?
- That's it.Copy !req
320. I spent so long in the darkness...Copy !req
321. I'd almost forgotten how beautiful
the moonlight is.Copy !req
322. Psst. Hey, I think you
dropped something.Copy !req
323. Hold on, hold on.Copy !req
324. I think I should prepare Mother
and Father for the big news.Copy !req
325. I'll go ahead and you...Copy !req
326. wait here.Copy !req
327. - Perfect.
- I won't be long.Copy !req
328. Stay right here. I'll be right back.Copy !req
329. Okay.Copy !req
330. No peeking.Copy !req
331. If ever I see that Van Dort boy...Copy !req
332. I'll strangle him with my bare hands.Copy !req
333. Your hands are too fat,
and his neck is too thin.Copy !req
334. You'll have to use a rope.Copy !req
335. This is the voice of your
conscience. Listen to what I say.Copy !req
336. I have a bad feeling about that boy.
You know he is no —Copy !req
337. Go chew someone else's ear for a while.Copy !req
338. Victor has gone to see his parents,
just like he said.Copy !req
339. If I hadn't just been sitting in it, I
would say that you had lost your mind!Copy !req
340. I'm sure he has a perfectly
good reason for taking so long.Copy !req
341. I am sure he does.
Why don't you go ask him?Copy !req
342. All right, I Will.Copy !req
343. After all, he couldn't get far
with those cold feet.Copy !req
344. - Victoria.
- Victor? I'm so happy to see you.Copy !req
345. Come by the fire. Where have
you been? Are you all right?Copy !req
346. I — I —Copy !req
347. Oh, dear.Copy !req
348. You're as cold as death.
What's happened to you?Copy !req
349. Your coat.Copy !req
350. Victoria, I confess.Copy !req
351. This morning
I was terrified of marriage.Copy !req
352. But then, on meeting you,
I felt I should be with you always...Copy !req
353. and that our wedding
could not come soon enough.Copy !req
354. Oh!Copy !req
355. Victor, I feel the same.Copy !req
356. Victoria, I se — I se —Copy !req
357. I seem to find myself married.Copy !req
358. And you should know it's unexpected.Copy !req
359. My darling,
I just wanted to meet —Copy !req
360. Darling? Who's this?Copy !req
361. - Who is she?
- I'm his wife.Copy !req
362. - Victor?
- Victoria, wait. You don't understand.Copy !req
363. She's dead. Look.Copy !req
364. Hopscotch.Copy !req
365. No! No! Victoria!Copy !req
366. You lied to me!Copy !req
367. Just to get back to that other woman.Copy !req
368. Don't you understand?
You're the other woman.Copy !req
369. No! You're married to me.
She's the other woman.Copy !req
370. She's got a point.Copy !req
371. And I thought...
I thought this was all going so well.Copy !req
372. Look, I'm sorry, but...Copy !req
373. this just can't work.Copy !req
374. Why not?Copy !req
375. It's my eye, isn't it?Copy !req
376. No. Your eye is...Copy !req
377. lovely.Copy !req
378. Listen, under different circumstances,
well, who knows?Copy !req
379. But we're just too different.
I mean, you're dead.Copy !req
380. You should've thought about that
before you asked me to marry you.Copy !req
381. Why can't you understand? It was
a mistake. I would never marry you.Copy !req
382. Roses for eternal love.Copy !req
383. Lilies for sweetness.Copy !req
384. Baby's breath.Copy !req
385. Why so blue?Copy !req
386. Maybe he's right.
Maybe we are too different.Copy !req
387. Maybe he should
have his head examined.Copy !req
388. I could do it.Copy !req
389. Or perhaps he does belong with her.
Little Miss Living.Copy !req
390. With her rosy cheeks
and beating heart.Copy !req
391. Oh, those girls are 10 a penny.
You've got so much more.Copy !req
392. You've got — You've got —Copy !req
393. You've got a wonderful personality.Copy !req
394. How about a pulse?Copy !req
395. It's true, Mother!Copy !req
396. Victor is married to a dead woman.Copy !req
397. I saw her. A corpse!
Standing right here with Victor.Copy !req
398. Victor was in your room?Copy !req
399. I have to help him.Copy !req
400. The scandal!Copy !req
401. Come sit in your chair, dearie.
You're shaking like a leaf.Copy !req
402. Let Hilde fetch you a blanket.Copy !req
403. Fetch her a straitjacket!
She's completely mad!Copy !req
404. Come, Hildegarde.Copy !req
405. Finis, come to bed at once.Copy !req
406. Oh!Copy !req
407. What in heaven's name?Copy !req
408. Who could that be at this hour?Copy !req
409. Miss Everglot.Copy !req
410. What are you doing here? You should
be at home, prostrate with grief.Copy !req
411. Pastor Galswells,
I have to ask you something.Copy !req
412. - This is most irregular.
- Please, I beg of you.Copy !req
413. You are the only one in the village who
knows of what awaits beyond the grave.Copy !req
414. A grim topic for a bride-to-be.Copy !req
415. It is a bride I fear,
which is why I must know:Copy !req
416. Can the living marry the dead?Copy !req
417. What on earth are you speaking about?Copy !req
418. Please, it's Victor.
He's married to a corpse.Copy !req
419. He has a corpse bride!Copy !req
420. There must be some way
to undo what's been done.Copy !req
421. Hmm.Copy !req
422. I believe I know the thing to do.Copy !req
423. Come with me.Copy !req
424. Victoria? Where are your corsets?Copy !req
425. She's speaking in tongues.
Of unholy alliances.Copy !req
426. Her mind has come undone, I fear.Copy !req
427. It's not true! Let me go! Let me go!Copy !req
428. Thank you, Pastor Galswells.
Thank you so very much.Copy !req
429. Take her to her room!Copy !req
430. No, I'm telling the truth.Copy !req
431. Victor needs my help.Copy !req
432. Hildegarde, you believe me, don't you?Copy !req
433. - Mother, Father, please.
- Seal the doors...Copy !req
434. and bar the windows. See to it that
she doesn't escape again.Copy !req
435. He needs our help!
Oh, let me go! Let me go!Copy !req
436. Will the mortification never cease?Copy !req
437. It will be years before we can show
ourselves in public again.Copy !req
438. What shall we do?Copy !req
439. We shall continue as planned,
with or without Vincent.Copy !req
440. - Victor.
- Whatever.Copy !req
441. For that boy to toss aside
a young woman like Victoria...Copy !req
442. it's positively criminal.Copy !req
443. Why, if I had a woman
like your daughter on my arm...Copy !req
444. I would lavish her with riches
befitting royalty.Copy !req
445. Your lady wife
is a most fortunate woman.Copy !req
446. Alas, I am not married.Copy !req
447. I was betrothed some years ago...Copy !req
448. but tragedy snatched
my young bride away.Copy !req
449. When one lives alone,
wealth counts for naught.Copy !req
450. Oh.Copy !req
451. Marvelous news, Victoria,
there'll be a wedding after all.Copy !req
452. You found him?Copy !req
453. Make haste, my dear,
our relatives will arrive at any moment.Copy !req
454. We must have you looking presentable
for Lord Barkis.Copy !req
455. Lord Barkis?Copy !req
456. He will make a fine husband.Copy !req
457. Aye. A fortuitous turn of events
indeed.Copy !req
458. A far better prospect this time.Copy !req
459. But I do not love him.
You cannot make me do this.Copy !req
460. - We must.
- Please, I beg of you.Copy !req
461. There must be another way.Copy !req
462. Without your marriage to Lord Barkis...Copy !req
463. we shall be forced,
penniless, into the street.Copy !req
464. We are destitute.Copy !req
465. But Victor...Copy !req
466. Victor Van Dort has gone, child.Copy !req
467. You shall marry Lord Barkis tomorrow.Copy !req
468. - According to plan.
- According to plan.Copy !req
469. Oh, my dear.
Oh, don't look at me that way.Copy !req
470. You have only to suffer this union
until death do us part.Copy !req
471. And that will come sooner
than you think.Copy !req
472. Oh, it's almost dawn!
Where could he be?Copy !req
473. Victor Van Dort elopes with corpse!Copy !req
474. Heartbroken bride to wed
wealthy newcomer!Copy !req
475. Wealthy newcomer? It cannot be.Copy !req
476. Did he say corpse?Copy !req
477. Oh, don't be ridiculous. What corpse
would marry our Victor?Copy !req
478. Oh, Mayhew!
Silence that blasted coughing.Copy !req
479. Mayhew, are you trying to kill us?Copy !req
480. I think he's trying to kill us.Copy !req
481. I...Copy !req
482. think you dropped this.Copy !req
483. I'm sorry.Copy !req
484. I'm sorry I lied to you about
wanting to see my parents.Copy !req
485. It's just this whole day
hasn't gone quite, well...Copy !req
486. according to plan.Copy !req
487. Pardon my enthusiasm.Copy !req
488. I like your enthusiasm.Copy !req
489. - New arrival! New arrival!
- Lights up!Copy !req
490. Hurry up, boys!
Vite, vite.Copy !req
491. Bonjour! Bienvenue!Copy !req
492. Drinks for everyone.Copy !req
493. Another pint, sir?Copy !req
494. - No, no. Just a half.
- No, no. Just a half.Copy !req
495. It is impossible
to get good help anymore.Copy !req
496. Welcoming committee, coming through!
Coming through!Copy !req
497. - My name's Plum. Miss Plum.
- Mayhew?Copy !req
498. Mayhew! How nice to see —Copy !req
499. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
500. Oh, yeah. Actually, though,
I feel great.Copy !req
501. Hurry up, boys. Can you not see
the gentleman is parched?Copy !req
502. Mayhew, I have to get back.Copy !req
503. They all must be worried sick.
How is everyone?Copy !req
504. Well, they're still wondering
where you slipped off to.Copy !req
505. Oh, and Miss Victoria...Copy !req
506. Yes? Yes, how is she?Copy !req
507. Well, she's getting married
this evening.Copy !req
508. What? Married to who?Copy !req
509. Some newcomer,
Lord Somebody-or-Other.Copy !req
510. But that's impossible!Copy !req
511. Yeah, with you gone and all...Copy !req
512. I guess they didn't wanna
waste the cake.Copy !req
513. But how could she?Copy !req
514. Women, you can't live with them.Copy !req
515. You can't live with — Hiccup!Copy !req
516. Time to pick up the pieces and —
You know, and move on, I suppose.Copy !req
517. Oi!Copy !req
518. Speaking of picking up the pieces?Copy !req
519. Victor? Where are you going?Copy !req
520. Miss Victoria, we must leave
for the church now.Copy !req
521. Yesterday I thought my wedding
would be happy.Copy !req
522. Now I feel like I'm caught
in the tide, pulled out to sea.Copy !req
523. The sea leads to many places, dearie.Copy !req
524. Maybe you'll land somewhere better.Copy !req
525. With this candle, I will light
your way in darkness.Copy !req
526. With this ring,
I ask you to be mine.Copy !req
527. I now pronounce you man and wife.Copy !req
528. Oh, oh, dear.Copy !req
529. I'm too late.Copy !req
530. Oh, Mrs. Plum, what am I to do?Copy !req
531. He just walked off without saying a word.
Are all men like this?Copy !req
532. Well, I'm afraid none of them
are very bright.Copy !req
533. They get something stuck
in their heads...Copy !req
534. and you can't do a thing with them.Copy !req
535. My dear, we have to talk.Copy !req
536. Let me tell her, please.
Let me tell her.Copy !req
537. - Heh, heh, heh.
- What?Copy !req
538. There is a complication
with your marriage.Copy !req
539. I don't understand.Copy !req
540. The vows are binding
only until death do you part.Copy !req
541. What are you saying?Copy !req
542. Death has already parted you.Copy !req
543. If he finds out, he'll leave.Copy !req
544. There must be something you can do.Copy !req
545. Well, there is one way.Copy !req
546. Oh, please, please, let me tell her.Copy !req
547. It requires the greatest sacrifice.Copy !req
548. - Go on, get to the good part.
- What is it?Copy !req
549. - We have to kill him!
- What?Copy !req
550. Victor would have to give up
the life he had forever.Copy !req
551. He would need to repeat his vows
in the land of the living...Copy !req
552. and drink from the wine of ages.Copy !req
553. Poison!Copy !req
554. This would stop his heart forever.Copy !req
555. Only then would he be free
to give it to you.Copy !req
556. I could never ask him.Copy !req
557. You don't have to.Copy !req
558. I'll do it.Copy !req
559. My boy, if you choose this path...Copy !req
560. you may never return
to the world above.Copy !req
561. Do you understand?Copy !req
562. I do.Copy !req
563. Gather round. Gather round, everybody.Copy !req
564. We've decided to
do this thing properly.Copy !req
565. So grab what you can and follow us.Copy !req
566. We're moving this
wedding party upstairs.Copy !req
567. Upstairs?
I didn't know we had an upstairs.Copy !req
568. - Sounds creepy.
- Let's go!Copy !req
569. A wedding, a wedding
We're going to have a weddingCopy !req
570. Hold on, Victor.Copy !req
571. You can't get married looking like that.Copy !req
572. - Oh, my nose.
- Sorry.Copy !req
573. Hurray!Copy !req
574. - Oh, there she is.
- Here she comes.Copy !req
575. Oh, dear.Copy !req
576. Quiet down now, everyone.Copy !req
577. Mm-hm.Copy !req
578. Thank you.Copy !req
579. Elegant, cultured, radiant.Copy !req
580. Victoria has found a husband...Copy !req
581. with all these qualities and more.Copy !req
582. Serendipity brought us together...Copy !req
583. and no force on earth
could tear us apart.Copy !req
584. Oh!Copy !req
585. Mm?Copy !req
586. There's an eye in me soup.Copy !req
587. - Ooooh!
- Oh! Oh!Copy !req
588. Aaah!Copy !req
589. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
590. Fetch me musket!Copy !req
591. Fetch your own musket. I'm off!Copy !req
592. Coming through. Coming through.Copy !req
593. Excuse me, you don't know me,
but I used to live in your dead mother.Copy !req
594. Hey, hold on there.Copy !req
595. I love a woman with meat
on her bones. Heh, heh, heh.Copy !req
596. Finis, who invited these people?Copy !req
597. They must be from your side
of the family.Copy !req
598. Certainly not.Copy !req
599. Why, if my Grandfather Everglot could
see this, he'd be turning in his grave.Copy !req
600. Finis.Copy !req
601. Where do you keep the spirits?Copy !req
602. In other news...Copy !req
603. the dead walk the earth!Copy !req
604. Get back! Don't try
and sneak up on me!Copy !req
605. Get back!Copy !req
606. I'll give you such a wallop.Copy !req
607. No.Copy !req
608. Yeah.Copy !req
609. Grandpa?Copy !req
610. Aww...Copy !req
611. Huh?Copy !req
612. - Bounder!
- Sweetie pie.Copy !req
613. - Monster.
- Buttercup.Copy !req
614. - Cad!
- Gertrude!Copy !req
615. Alfred?Copy !req
616. Oh?Copy !req
617. You've been dead for 15 years.Copy !req
618. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.Copy !req
619. Ethel!Copy !req
620. Right. That's it.Copy !req
621. We're going to take whatever money
we can and get out of here.Copy !req
622. Money? What money?Copy !req
623. Your dowry. It's my right!Copy !req
624. But my parents don't have any money.Copy !req
625. It's my marriage to you that will
save them from the poorhouse.Copy !req
626. Th — The poorhouse?Copy !req
627. You're lying. It isn't true.
Tell me that you're lying!Copy !req
628. Did things not go according
to your plan, Lord Barkis?Copy !req
629. Well, perhaps in disappointment
we are perfectly matched.Copy !req
630. Be gone, ye demons from hell!Copy !req
631. Back to the void
from whence you came!Copy !req
632. You shall not enter here.Copy !req
633. Back, back!Copy !req
634. Keep it down, we're in a church.Copy !req
635. Evening.Copy !req
636. Dearly beloved and departed...Copy !req
637. we are gathered here today to join
this man and this corpse in marriage.Copy !req
638. - Victor?
- Shh!Copy !req
639. Living first.Copy !req
640. With this hand...Copy !req
641. I will lift your sorrows.Copy !req
642. Your cup will never empty...Copy !req
643. for I will be your wine.Copy !req
644. Now you.Copy !req
645. With this hand...Copy !req
646. I will lift your sorrows.Copy !req
647. Your cup will never empty.Copy !req
648. For I will be...Copy !req
649. I will be...Copy !req
650. Go on, my dear.Copy !req
651. Your cup...Copy !req
652. will never empty...Copy !req
653. for I will be...Copy !req
654. I will be your wine.Copy !req
655. She's having second thoughts.Copy !req
656. I can't.Copy !req
657. What's wrong?Copy !req
658. This is wrong.Copy !req
659. I was a bride.Copy !req
660. My dreams were taken from me.Copy !req
661. Well, now...Copy !req
662. Now I've stolen them
from someone else.Copy !req
663. I love you, Victor.Copy !req
664. But you're not mine.Copy !req
665. Victoria!Copy !req
666. Oh, how touching.Copy !req
667. I always cry at weddings.Copy !req
668. Our young lovers together at last.Copy !req
669. Surely now they can live
happily ever after.Copy !req
670. But you forget...Copy !req
671. she's still my wife!Copy !req
672. I'll not leave here empty-handed!Copy !req
673. You?Copy !req
674. Emily?Copy !req
675. You!Copy !req
676. But — But — I left you.Copy !req
677. For dead.Copy !req
678. This woman
is obviously delusional!Copy !req
679. Sorry to cut things short,
but we must be on our way.Copy !req
680. Take your hands off her.Copy !req
681. Do I have to kill you too?Copy !req
682. Aargh!Copy !req
683. Victor, catch!Copy !req
684. Sorry.Copy !req
685. Ah, sacrebleu!Copy !req
686. I say, you're not playing fair, sir.Copy !req
687. Touché, my dear.Copy !req
688. Get out.Copy !req
689. Oh, I'm leaving.Copy !req
690. But first a toast. To Emily.Copy !req
691. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.Copy !req
692. Tell me, my dear...Copy !req
693. can a heart still break
once it's stopped beating? Hm?Copy !req
694. Let me at him! Let me at him!Copy !req
695. - No, don't hold me back.
- Wait.Copy !req
696. We must abide by their rules.Copy !req
697. We are amongst the living.Copy !req
698. Well said.Copy !req
699. Ah!Copy !req
700. Not anymore.Copy !req
701. Yep, you're right. He's all yours.Copy !req
702. New arrival.Copy !req
703. Oh, Victor,
I never thought I'd see you again.Copy !req
704. Wait.Copy !req
705. I made a promise.Copy !req
706. You kept your promise.Copy !req
707. You set me free.Copy !req
708. Now I can do the same for you.Copy !req