1. Manuel.Copy !req
2. Manuel!Copy !req
3. Manuel.Copy !req
4. I think...Copy !req
5. I think I found you one.Copy !req
6. Look, I called you, right?Copy !req
7. Soon as I couldn't pull it out myself,
I called you, John.Copy !req
8. It's okay, it's okay.
We had to tie her down, okay?Copy !req
9. It's okay.Copy !req
10. This is Constantine.Copy !req
11. John Constantine, asshole.Copy !req
12. Sure.Copy !req
13. What the hell?Copy !req
14. I need a mirror.Copy !req
15. Now. At least 3 feet high.Copy !req
16. Move! Go, now!Copy !req
17. This is Kramer.Copy !req
18. Chas Kramer, asshole.Copy !req
19. Asshole.Copy !req
20. What? Oh, this is Kramer.
Chas Kramer, asshole.Copy !req
21. - Chas!
- What?Copy !req
22. - Move the car.
- Why?Copy !req
23. Move the damn car!Copy !req
24. "Chas, move the car."Copy !req
25. There, car's moved.Copy !req
26. Lift it up over the bed.Copy !req
27. Tie that end off.
Hennessy, over the top.Copy !req
28. Close your eyes.
And whatever happens, don't look.Copy !req
29. No!Copy !req
30. Show yourself.Copy !req
31. Smile pretty, you vain prick.Copy !req
32. For your boss.Copy !req
33. Pull it!Copy !req
34. Ma? Ma?Copy !req
35. Like I said, I found you something,
didn't I, John? Didn't I?Copy !req
36. What happened in there?Copy !req
37. Going to a lot of meetings, I see.Copy !req
38. Keeps the voices out so I can sleep.Copy !req
39. I have to sleep, John.Copy !req
40. I need some help, Father.Copy !req
41. You do?Copy !req
42. From me?Copy !req
43. What kind of...?Copy !req
44. - Hey, listen, l...
- That exorcism wasn't right.Copy !req
45. Listen to the ether.Copy !req
46. Anything unusual, you let me know.Copy !req
47. Come on, you don't need its protection.
It'll be like back in the day.Copy !req
48. A few days.Copy !req
49. Okay.Copy !req
50. Okay. For you, John.Copy !req
51. John, why would you do that
if you know it's not my car?Copy !req
52. - I told you to move it.
- You did tell me to move it...Copy !req
53. but if you'd said you were dropping
a 300-pound mirror with a demon...Copy !req
54. I would've moved it further, John.Copy !req
55. - Take Alvarado.
- Yeah, thank you. I know what to take.Copy !req
56. You ever think if you told me more now
that maybe I could help out?Copy !req
57. - No?
- Nope.Copy !req
58. Nope?Copy !req
59. Of course it's a nope.Copy !req
60. Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.Copy !req
61. It's been...Copy !req
62. two weeks since my last confession.Copy !req
63. I killed a man today.Copy !req
64. Another one.Copy !req
65. I didn't even see his face, I just...Copy !req
66. pulled the trigger, and he went away.Copy !req
67. Most cops go 20 years
without firing their guns.Copy !req
68. Why do I always know
where these guys are?Copy !req
69. Where to aim, when to fire.Copy !req
70. I'm wondering, is there
something wrong with me, Father?Copy !req
71. Something damned?Copy !req
72. God has a plan for you.
He has a plan for us all.Copy !req
73. You mustn 't let your faith
be overshadowed by guilt.Copy !req
74. Yeah, I'm trying.Copy !req
75. I'm trying real hard.Copy !req
76. Isabel.Copy !req
77. Isabel.Copy !req
78. Things I've beaten.Copy !req
79. Things most people never even heard of.Copy !req
80. And now I'm gonna be done in by this.Copy !req
81. Wouldn't be the first, John.Copy !req
82. Come on, Les.Copy !req
83. You saved me before,
you can do it again, right?Copy !req
84. This is aggressive.Copy !req
85. Twenty years ago,
you didn't wanna be here.Copy !req
86. Now you don't wanna leave.Copy !req
87. Yeah, that's a good idea.Copy !req
88. John, you really need to prepare.Copy !req
89. - Make arrangements.
- No need.Copy !req
90. I already know exactly where I'm going.Copy !req
91. - Morning.
- Good morning.Copy !req
92. - Good morning.
- Detective.Copy !req
93. - No, no, no.
- Angela, wait.Copy !req
94. You don't need to see this, okay? No.Copy !req
95. Give us the room, please.Copy !req
96. Isabel.Copy !req
97. She fell from the roof?Copy !req
98. She jumped.Copy !req
99. - No.
- Look...Copy !req
100. I know it's hard to accept.
She was sick.Copy !req
101. - Isabel wouldn't kill herself.
- Angie.Copy !req
102. - She wouldn't kill herself.
- Detective.Copy !req
103. - Period.
- Detective.Copy !req
104. Period!Copy !req
105. Angie, there were security cameras.Copy !req
106. - Hold the door. You going down?
- Not if I can help it.Copy !req
107. A new case?Copy !req
108. The big score? The mother lode?
The one you've been waiting for?Copy !req
109. - Humor me.
- Don't I always?Copy !req
110. Oh, yeah, that's...
Much obliged. Thank you.Copy !req
111. How you feeling, John?Copy !req
112. So, what's new?Copy !req
113. Bullet shavings from
the assassination attempt on the pope...Copy !req
114. holy-water ampoules
from the River Jordan...Copy !req
115. and... Oh, you'll love this.
- screech beetle from Amityville.Copy !req
116. Yeah, it's funny to you, but to the
fallen, that's like nails on a chalkboard.Copy !req
117. What is it, exactly, with you and bugs?Copy !req
118. I just like them.Copy !req
119. Yeah. Who doesn't?Copy !req
120. Yeah, easy there, hero.Copy !req
121. - That's dragon's breath.
- I thought you couldn't get it anymore.Copy !req
122. Yeah, well, I know a guy
who knows a guy.Copy !req
123. So, what's the action?Copy !req
124. I just pulled a soldier demon
out of a little girl.Copy !req
125. Looked like it was trying
to come through.Copy !req
126. Yeah, I know how it sounds.Copy !req
127. No, we're finger puppets
to them, John...Copy !req
128. not doorways.Copy !req
129. They can work us, but they can't
come through onto our plane.Copy !req
130. Check the scrolls anyway.
See if there's any precedent.Copy !req
131. Sure thing, John.Copy !req
132. Anything else?Copy !req
133. Wouldn't happen to have
anything for a...?Copy !req
134. On the house.Copy !req
135. All right, question. How much longer
do I have to be your slave, John?Copy !req
136. You're not my slave, Chas.Copy !req
137. You're my very appreciated apprentice.Copy !req
138. Like Tonto or Robin.Copy !req
139. Or that skinny fellow
with the fat friend.Copy !req
140. Right. So then why don't I apprentice
something besides driving, then, John?Copy !req
141. John? John.Copy !req
142. I love our little talks, John.Copy !req
143. May I take your coat, Mr. Constantine?Copy !req
144. No, thanks,
I'm not gonna be staying long.Copy !req
145. - How about you, ma'am?
- Oh, no, I'm not staying long either.Copy !req
146. I really need to speak with him.
It's important.Copy !req
147. First come, first served.Copy !req
148. So you're rude no matter where you are.Copy !req
149. - Father.
- Hi.Copy !req
150. - You have news. Yes.
- Yes, I spoke with the bishop.Copy !req
151. I know what you want, son.Copy !req
152. Still keeping your all-seeing eye
on me, Gabriel?Copy !req
153. I'm flattered.Copy !req
154. Well, I could offer something...Copy !req
155. about how a shepherd leads
even the most wayward of his flock...Copy !req
156. but it might sound disingenuous.Copy !req
157. She has to have a Catholic funeral,
Father. She has to.Copy !req
158. - Angela, it's still considered a mortal sin.
- She didn't commit suicide.Copy !req
159. The bishop believes otherwise.
You know the rules.Copy !req
160. Oh, rules.Copy !req
161. Father.Copy !req
162. David.Copy !req
163. This is Isabel.Copy !req
164. God was the only one
she ever believed loved her.Copy !req
165. Please.Copy !req
166. I'm sorry.Copy !req
167. I've been seeing some unusual
soul traffic lately.Copy !req
168. You might consider
giving me an extension.Copy !req
169. I could do your side some good
these days.Copy !req
170. You still trying to buy your way
into heaven?Copy !req
171. What about the minions I've sent back?Copy !req
172. - That alone should guarantee my entry.
- How many times have I told you?Copy !req
173. That's not the way this works.Copy !req
174. Why, haven't I served him enough?Copy !req
175. - What does he want from me?
- Only the usual.Copy !req
176. Self-sacrifice, belief.Copy !req
177. - Oh, I believe, for chrissake.
- No, no, you know.Copy !req
178. And there's a difference. You've seen.Copy !req
179. I never asked to see.
I was born with this curse.Copy !req
180. A gift, John.Copy !req
181. One that you've squandered
on selfish endeavors.Copy !req
182. I'm pulling demons out of little girls.Copy !req
183. Who's that for?Copy !req
184. Everything you've ever done,
you've only ever done for yourself.Copy !req
185. To earn your way
back into his good graces.Copy !req
186. Impossible rules, endless regulations...Copy !req
187. who goes up, who goes down
and why.Copy !req
188. You don't even understand us.Copy !req
189. You're the one who should go
to hell, half-breed.Copy !req
190. Why me, Gabriel?Copy !req
191. It's personal, isn't it?Copy !req
192. I didn't go to church enough,
I didn't pray enough...Copy !req
193. I was 5 bucks short
in the collection plate. Why?Copy !req
194. You are going to die young...Copy !req
195. because you smoked 30 cigarettes
a day since you were 15.Copy !req
196. And you're going to go to hell...Copy !req
197. because of the life you took.Copy !req
198. You're fucked.Copy !req
199. At least it's nice out.Copy !req
200. He always had a rotten sense of humor.Copy !req
201. And his punch lines are killers.Copy !req
202. John!Copy !req
203. Constantine, it's raining! John! Hey!Copy !req
204. Twenty-two women were found buried
in the assailant's back yard.Copy !req
205. So much damage had been done
to the bodies, police had to match...Copy !req
206. Police report she had been
physically penetrated...Copy !req
207. over 100 times and buried alive.Copy !req
208. - found locked in a storage freezer,
his head severed and his organs...Copy !req
209. He stuffed Holly's body into...Copy !req
210. - The bodies ravished by the unknown...
- He used a small handsaw...Copy !req
211. Had nearly decapitated...
Even his eyes were gouged out.Copy !req
212. Isabel.Copy !req
213. I'm so sorry, lzzy.Copy !req
214. Constantine.Copy !req
215. Dodson.Copy !req
216. Hello?Copy !req
217. Hello.Copy !req
218. Hello?Copy !req
219. Hey. Hey, buddy, got a light?Copy !req
220. Should've minded
your own business, exorcist.Copy !req
221. I know where you're going, John.
You're going to Midnite's.Copy !req
222. You're supposed to wait in the cab.Copy !req
223. It's a haven for those who rise and fall.
I remember reading about this, John.Copy !req
224. - You read too much, kid. It's a bar.
- It's a bar?Copy !req
225. It's a bar. Papa Midnite is a crusader for
good. He swore the oath of neutrality.Copy !req
226. - John, the man's a legend.
- Yeah.Copy !req
227. Can you please get me
into this bar, John, please?Copy !req
228. I'm begging you, John, please?Copy !req
229. - Sure, you can get in.
- I can get in?Copy !req
230. If you can get in.Copy !req
231. If I can get...? It's a bear, though, right?
Or two ducks in a cloud?Copy !req
232. Two frogs on a bench.Copy !req
233. Two frogs on a bench.Copy !req
234. No, no, I'm with the guy you just...Copy !req
235. John! John!Copy !req
236. I'm with him, though.Copy !req
237. Rat in a dress.Copy !req
238. Of course it is. Rat in a dress.Copy !req
239. I'm just testing. I'm just testing.Copy !req
240. Don't get up.Copy !req
241. You've been absent some time.Copy !req
242. Have you come here with relics to sell?Copy !req
243. No, I'm out of that now.
I've been too busy.Copy !req
244. Perhaps peddling forgeries has ended up
being bad for your health.Copy !req
245. Midnite, Jesus...Copy !req
246. I thought the thing was authentic.Copy !req
247. I see now.Copy !req
248. Your health is bad for other reasons.
How long?Copy !req
249. A few months, maybe a year.Copy !req
250. I thought I heard thunder last night.Copy !req
251. Must have been
Satan's stomach growling.Copy !req
252. You're the one soul he'd come
up here himself to collect.Copy !req
253. So I've heard.Copy !req
254. Well, I am most certain
you did not come here...Copy !req
255. for a sympathetic shoulder
to cry on.Copy !req
256. A demon just attacked me,
right out in the open on Figueroa.Copy !req
257. They don't like you, John.Copy !req
258. How many have you
deported back to hell?Copy !req
259. Not some angry half-breed, Midnite.
A full-fledged demon, here, on our plane.Copy !req
260. Clearly I do not have to remind you
that is impossible.Copy !req
261. And yesterday I saw a soldier demon...Copy !req
262. trying to chew its way out
through a little girl.Copy !req
263. Listen, John, demons stay in hell,
angels in heaven...Copy !req
264. the great détente
of the original superpowers.Copy !req
265. Thanks for the history lesson, Midnite.
You've been a tremendous help.Copy !req
266. Now...Copy !req
267. I need to use the chair.Copy !req
268. John, forgetting the fact that it would
almost certainly kill you...Copy !req
269. you know I am neutral.Copy !req
270. And as long as the balance
is maintained, I take no sides.Copy !req
271. Before you were a bartender...Copy !req
272. you were one witch doctor
against, what, 30 Ashgar?Copy !req
273. - And l...
- You were Constantine.Copy !req
274. The John Constantine.Copy !req
275. Once.Copy !req
276. This isn't the usual game, I can feel it.Copy !req
277. Something's coming.Copy !req
278. Spooky.Copy !req
279. Balthazar.Copy !req
280. That expression alone
has made my entire night.Copy !req
281. I'll make your night.Copy !req
282. I'll deport your sorry ass right where
you stand, you half-breed shit!Copy !req
283. You know the rules of my house.
While here, you will abide by them.Copy !req
284. Johnny boy.Copy !req
285. Word is you're on your way down.Copy !req
286. Fresh meat.Copy !req
287. Finger-licking good.Copy !req
288. We have a meeting now, John.Copy !req
289. What? I didn't catch that.Copy !req
290. Welcome to my life.Copy !req
291. Mr. Constantine.Copy !req
292. - I saw you...
- I remember.Copy !req
293. - And then I saw you at the...
- Regular kismet.Copy !req
294. I'd like to ask you a few questions,
if that would be okay.Copy !req
295. I'm not really in the talking mood
right now.Copy !req
296. Well, maybe you could just listen then.Copy !req
297. Please?Copy !req
298. Always a catch.Copy !req
299. My sister was murdered yesterday.Copy !req
300. - Sorry to hear.
- Thanks.Copy !req
301. She was a patient at Ravenscar.
She jumped off the roof.Copy !req
302. Thought you said she was murdered.Copy !req
303. Yeah, well, Isabel wouldn't
have taken her own life.Copy !req
304. Yeah, what kind of mental patient
kills herself?Copy !req
305. That's just crazy.Copy !req
306. Look, I've heard your name
around the precinct.Copy !req
307. I know the circles you travel in.
The occult, demonology, exorcisms.Copy !req
308. Just before my sister was committed,
she became deeply paranoid.Copy !req
309. She started talking about demons,
angels.Copy !req
310. Now, I think someone got to her,
Mr. Constantine.Copy !req
311. I think they brainwashed her
into stepping off that roof.Copy !req
312. Some kind of legion or cult.Copy !req
313. Sounds like a theory, detective.Copy !req
314. Good luck.Copy !req
315. I thought with your background,
you could at least...Copy !req
316. point me in the right direction.Copy !req
317. Yeah, okay, sure.Copy !req
318. It wasn't a suicide.Copy !req
319. My sister was a devout Catholic.Copy !req
320. Do you understand that?
If she took her own life...Copy !req
321. Her soul would go straight to hell...Copy !req
322. where she'd be ripped apart over
and over in screaming, brutal agony...Copy !req
323. for all eternity. That it?Copy !req
324. That about right?Copy !req
325. Goddamn you.Copy !req
326. Detective.Copy !req
327. What if I told you that God
and the devil made a wager...Copy !req
328. a kind of standing bet
for the souls of all mankind?Copy !req
329. I'd tell you to stay on your meds.Copy !req
330. Humor me. No direct contact with
humans. That would be the rule.Copy !req
331. - Just influence. See who would win.
- Okay, I'm humoring you.Copy !req
332. - Why?
- Who knows.Copy !req
333. - Maybe just for the fun of it. No telling.
- Oh, so it's fun.Copy !req
334. It's fun when a man beats his wife to
death, when a mother drowns her baby.Copy !req
335. And you think the devil is responsible?Copy !req
336. People are evil, Mr. Constantine. People.Copy !req
337. You're right. We're born
capable of terrible things.Copy !req
338. Then sometimes something else comes
along and gives us just the right nudge.Copy !req
339. Well, this has been real educational...Copy !req
340. but I don't believe in the devil.Copy !req
341. You should. He believes in you.Copy !req
342. It's a power outage.Copy !req
343. Not likely.Copy !req
344. - What?
- We should go. Now.Copy !req
345. What is that?Copy !req
346. Wings.Copy !req
347. Maybe talons.Copy !req
348. You're kidding. Of what?Copy !req
349. Something that's not
supposed to be here.Copy !req
350. That's really not going to help.Copy !req
351. - Close your eyes.
- Why?Copy !req
352. Suit yourself.Copy !req
353. Demons stay in hell, huh?Copy !req
354. Tell them that.Copy !req
355. Don't worry. Happens to everyone
the first time.Copy !req
356. It's the sulfur.Copy !req
357. Sulfur.Copy !req
358. What were those things?Copy !req
359. Demons.Copy !req
360. - Scavengers of the damned.
- No, no. It's impossible.Copy !req
361. Yeah. And I don't think
they were after me.Copy !req
362. You really believe
she wouldn't commit suicide.Copy !req
363. Isabel?Copy !req
364. Never in a million years.Copy !req
365. Well, let's be sure.Copy !req
366. Let's see if she's in hell.Copy !req
367. Oh, was it supposed to be hot or cold?Copy !req
368. In front of the chair.Copy !req
369. I can't believe I'm doing this.Copy !req
370. - These are all Isabel's things?
- Yeah.Copy !req
371. - How about the cat?
- Duck?Copy !req
372. Yeah, why?Copy !req
373. Duck.Copy !req
374. Oh, you think that's strange.Copy !req
375. Cats are good.Copy !req
376. Half in, half out anyway.Copy !req
377. If this is some kind of spell
or something...Copy !req
378. don't you need candles
and a pentagram for it to work?Copy !req
379. Why, do you have any?Copy !req
380. - This is crazy.
- Yes.Copy !req
381. I need you to leave.Copy !req
382. - I'm sorry?
- Angela, please.Copy !req
383. The apartment.Copy !req
384. Okay.Copy !req
385. Be careful with that cat.Copy !req
386. God, I hate this part.Copy !req
387. - Isabel.
- Constantine.Copy !req
388. Angela.Copy !req
389. Jesus.Copy !req
390. - Constantine, what...?
- Twins.Copy !req
391. Jesus. What?Copy !req
392. - You were twins.
- What did you say?Copy !req
393. - She killed herself.
- What?Copy !req
394. And she's damned for it.Copy !req
395. How is this possible?Copy !req
396. I need to eat.Copy !req
397. Hey! Hey, what are you doing in here?Copy !req
398. Relax, man.Copy !req
399. Slow down!Copy !req
400. What the hell kind of place is this?Copy !req
401. John.Copy !req
402. When I was a kid, I could see things.Copy !req
403. Things humans aren't supposed to see.Copy !req
404. Things you shouldn't have to see.Copy !req
405. My parents were normal.
They did what most parents would do.Copy !req
406. They made it worse.Copy !req
407. You think you're crazy long enough...Copy !req
408. you find a way out.Copy !req
409. - You tried to kill yourself.
- I didn't try anything.Copy !req
410. Officially, I was dead for two minutes.Copy !req
411. But when you cross over...Copy !req
412. time stops.Copy !req
413. Take it from me,
two minutes in hell is a lifetime.Copy !req
414. When I came back...Copy !req
415. I knew...Copy !req
416. all the things I could see were real.Copy !req
417. Heaven and hell are right here.
Behind every wall, every window.Copy !req
418. The world behind the world,
and we're smack in the middle.Copy !req
419. Angels and demons can't
cross over onto our plane.Copy !req
420. So instead we get
what I call half-breeds.Copy !req
421. The influence peddlers.Copy !req
422. They can only whisper in our ears, but
a single word can give you courage...Copy !req
423. or turn your favorite pleasure
into your worst nightmare.Copy !req
424. Those with the demon's touch...Copy !req
425. like those part angel,
living alongside us.Copy !req
426. They call it the balance.Copy !req
427. I call it hypocritical bullshit.Copy !req
428. So when a half-breed breaks the rules...Copy !req
429. I deport their sorry ass
straight back to hell.Copy !req
430. I don't get them all...Copy !req
431. but I've been hoping to get enough
to ensure my...Copy !req
432. retirement.
- I don't understand.Copy !req
433. I'm a suicide, Angela.Copy !req
434. When I die, the rules say
I've got just one place to go.Copy !req
435. You're trying to buy your way
into heaven.Copy !req
436. What would you do
if you were sentenced to a prison...Copy !req
437. where half the inmates
were put there by you?Copy !req
438. I guess God has a plan for all of us.Copy !req
439. God's a kid with an ant farm, lady.Copy !req
440. He's not planning anything.Copy !req
441. When we were little...Copy !req
442. Isabel saw things too.Copy !req
443. Dodson.Copy !req
444. Guard spotted him groping the body,
then he ran across the street.Copy !req
445. Came in here, and he had a go
at the entire stock.Copy !req
446. He drowned himself in alcohol
in under a minute.Copy !req
447. Could've been a member
of my fraternity.Copy !req
448. Hey, what the hell is he doing here?Copy !req
449. He's okay.Copy !req
450. Why didn't you call me,
you son of a bitch?Copy !req
451. Yes?Copy !req
452. What do you mean?Copy !req
453. What?Copy !req
454. How?Copy !req
455. Got it. Bye.Copy !req
456. I need to see where Isabel died.Copy !req
457. Séances, Ouija boards, channeling.Copy !req
458. Our father thought she was
just trying to get attention.Copy !req
459. She certainly did that.Copy !req
460. She'd tell everyone about the things
she said she saw.Copy !req
461. She'd scare my mother half to death.Copy !req
462. And then she stopped talking
for almost a year.Copy !req
463. So you had her committed.Copy !req
464. Yeah.Copy !req
465. How long?Copy !req
466. Two weeks.Copy !req
467. This time.Copy !req
468. She'd get better, and then she'd
get worse. Recently, a lot worse.Copy !req
469. That symbol that was cut
in the dead guy's hand...Copy !req
470. does it have something to do
with this?Copy !req
471. I'm a cop, John, remember?Copy !req
472. You don't walk off the roof of a building
without leaving something behind.Copy !req
473. And I showed you everything
she left behind in that box, but feel free.Copy !req
474. Maybe she left something else.
Not something a cop would find.Copy !req
475. Something just for you.Copy !req
476. You were her twin, Angela.
Twins tend to think alike.Copy !req
477. - I'm not like my sister.
- But you were once.Copy !req
478. When you were kids.Copy !req
479. When you'd spend every second
with each other.Copy !req
480. You'd start a sentence, she'd finish it.
You'd get hurt, she'd cry.Copy !req
481. That was a long time ago.Copy !req
482. That kind of bond doesn't
just disappear.Copy !req
483. There is nothing here.Copy !req
484. - Hey. Come on.
- She planned her death in this room.Copy !req
485. She thought it up right here.
Right where you're standing.Copy !req
486. She knew you'd come. She counted
on you to see what she saw...Copy !req
487. feel what she felt,
know what she knew.Copy !req
488. - What did she do, Angela?
- How should I know?Copy !req
489. - What did she do, Angela?
- I don't know.Copy !req
490. - What would you do?
- I don't know.Copy !req
491. What did she do, Angela? You know
what she did. What did she do, Angela?Copy !req
492. You know what she did. What are
you afraid of? What did she do?Copy !req
493. - What did she do?
- I don't know!Copy !req
494. When we were girls...Copy !req
495. we would leave each other messages.Copy !req
496. In light.Copy !req
497. In breath.Copy !req
498. On the windows.Copy !req
499. John, there is no 17th act
in Corinthians.Copy !req
500. Corinthians goes to 21 acts
in the Bible in hell.Copy !req
501. They have Bibles in hell.Copy !req
502. Paints a different view of Revelations.Copy !req
503. Says the world will not end
by God's hand...Copy !req
504. but be reborn in the embrace
of the damned.Copy !req
505. Though if you ask me...Copy !req
506. fire's fire.Copy !req
507. 16:29, 16:30.Copy !req
508. Oh, my, this is certainly not good.Copy !req
509. "The sins of the father would only
be exceeded by the sins of the son."Copy !req
510. - Whose son?
- But he can't cross over, B.Copy !req
511. - Impossible to cross over.
- Whose son? God's son?Copy !req
512. No, the other one. Devil had a son too.Copy !req
513. Here it is.Copy !req
514. This is the sign of Mammon...Copy !req
515. the son of the devil.
Well, hold on, it says here...Copy !req
516. - Beeman?
- Yeah.Copy !req
517. Sorry, I'm...
I'm sorry, no, I'm right here.Copy !req
518. It says Mammon has no patience
for his father's rule...Copy !req
519. and yearns to forge his own kingdom
of fire and blood.Copy !req
520. Yeah. Mammon would be
the last demon...Copy !req
521. we'd ever want crossing over
to our plane.Copy !req
522. No, wait, wait, wait. I'm reading.
Seems to be a loophole.Copy !req
523. Always a catch.Copy !req
524. It says first Mammon would have to
possess a very, very powerful psychic.Copy !req
525. - Isabel.
- But that wouldn't be enough.Copy !req
526. To cross over, Mammon would need
divine assistance.Copy !req
527. To cross over, Mammon would need
the help of God.Copy !req
528. - The help of God?
- It says...Copy !req
529. - Beeman?
- John, look...Copy !req
530. I know you've never had much faith,
you've never had much reason to...Copy !req
531. but that doesn't mean
that we don't have faith...Copy !req
532. in you.Copy !req
533. Beeman? Beeman?Copy !req
534. Drive. Fast.Copy !req
535. Beeman!Copy !req
536. Sulfur.Copy !req
537. Beeman!Copy !req
538. Beeman!Copy !req
539. Wasn't just Isabel.Copy !req
540. I used to see things too.Copy !req
541. But...Copy !req
542. you already knew that, didn't you?
- Go home, Angela.Copy !req
543. I need to understand.Copy !req
544. You don't wanna know
what's out there, trust me.Copy !req
545. I'm stronger than Isabel.Copy !req
546. Your sister embraced her gift,
you denied yours. Denial is a better idea.Copy !req
547. It's why you're still alive.
Stick with me, that will change.Copy !req
548. I don't need another ghost
following me.Copy !req
549. John, they killed my sister.Copy !req
550. I'd trade places with her if I could.Copy !req
551. I used to pretend that I didn't.Copy !req
552. That I didn't see things.Copy !req
553. And...Copy !req
554. by the time we were 10,
they started forcing her to take...Copy !req
555. antipsychotics...Copy !req
556. and have treatments.
They would come for her...Copy !req
557. and she'd look at me,
and she'd say to me, "Tell them.Copy !req
558. Why don't you tell them, Angie,
that you can see them too?"Copy !req
559. But I lied.Copy !req
560. I said:Copy !req
561. "I don't see anything."Copy !req
562. Until one day...Copy !req
563. I finally stopped seeing.Copy !req
564. I abandoned her, John.Copy !req
565. I left her all alone.Copy !req
566. I need to see what she saw.Copy !req
567. Please.Copy !req
568. You do this, there's no turning back.Copy !req
569. You see them...Copy !req
570. they see you.Copy !req
571. Understand?Copy !req
572. Yeah.Copy !req
573. Sure.Copy !req
574. So do I have to take the rest of
my clothes off, or can I leave them on?Copy !req
575. John?Copy !req
576. I'm thinking.Copy !req
577. John?Copy !req
578. On is fine.Copy !req
579. - So why water?
- It's a universal conduit.Copy !req
580. Lubricates the transition
from one plane to another.Copy !req
581. - Now ask me if there's water in hell.
- Is there water in hell?Copy !req
582. Sit.Copy !req
583. Normally, only a portion of the body
has to be suspended...Copy !req
584. but you wanted the crash course.Copy !req
585. Yeah, I wanted the crash course.Copy !req
586. So...Copy !req
587. So, what's gonna happen?Copy !req
588. Lie down.Copy !req
589. - What do you mean lie down?
- You have to be fully submerged.Copy !req
590. For how long?Copy !req
591. As long as it takes.Copy !req
592. Take a deep one.Copy !req
593. Oh, God.Copy !req
594. Oh, God, all those people.Copy !req
595. Oh, Isabel.Copy !req
596. I've always known.Copy !req
597. I've always known where they are.
I've always known where to find them...Copy !req
598. where to aim and where to duck...Copy !req
599. and I've always known
where they were.Copy !req
600. I've always known that it wasn't luck.Copy !req
601. Always known that it wasn't luck.
I've always known...Copy !req
602. I've always known that I could see.Copy !req
603. I've always known that I could see.Copy !req
604. Angela.Copy !req
605. Someone was here.Copy !req
606. It was his.Copy !req
607. Rolling.Copy !req
608. Not a ball.Copy !req
609. Something smaller.Copy !req
610. Shiny.Copy !req
611. Balthazar.Copy !req
612. Sorry.Copy !req
613. Can you just kill him?Copy !req
614. What about the balance?Copy !req
615. Half-breed tipped the scales
when he started killing my friends.Copy !req
616. I'm just adding some counterweight.Copy !req
617. John, I really want...Copy !req
618. Think of it as a bulletproof vest.Copy !req
619. I'm coming with you.Copy !req
620. You're staying in the car.Copy !req
621. Fire? I was born of this.Copy !req
622. How's Mammon crossing over,
you half-breed piece of shit?Copy !req
623. That's better. Au naturel.Copy !req
624. "Stay in the car."Copy !req
625. "Wait here."Copy !req
626. Men.Copy !req
627. Don't fight it, Johnny boy.Copy !req
628. Enjoy it.Copy !req
629. We'll see you very soon.Copy !req
630. Not really, no.Copy !req
631. You can't cheat it this time.
You're going back to hell.Copy !req
632. True.Copy !req
633. But you're not.Copy !req
634. - What are you doing?
- I'm reading you your last rites.Copy !req
635. Spare me your remedial incantations.Copy !req
636. You do know what it is
to truly be forgiven?Copy !req
637. To be welcomed
into the Kingdom of God.Copy !req
638. Demon in heaven.Copy !req
639. I'd love to be a fly on that wall.Copy !req
640. You're not a priest. You have no power.Copy !req
641. Just tell me how Mammon
is crossing over...Copy !req
642. and you can go back
to your shithole.Copy !req
643. Okay, Bally, enjoy it.Copy !req
644. "May God have mercy on you
and grant you the pardon of all your sins.Copy !req
645. Whose soever sins you remit on Earth,
they are remitted unto them in heaven."Copy !req
646. - How? How's he doing it?
- No.Copy !req
647. No, I can't.Copy !req
648. Grant your child entry
into thy kingdom...Copy !req
649. in the name of the Father and the Son
and the Holy Spirit.Copy !req
650. Amen!Copy !req
651. The blood of God.Copy !req
652. He found it.Copy !req
653. Whatever killed the son of God...Copy !req
654. will give birth to the son of the devil.Copy !req
655. By the way...Copy !req
656. you have to ask for absolution
to be forgiven...Copy !req
657. asshole.Copy !req
658. My work here is done.Copy !req
659. - What are you laughing at?
- She was my only mission...Copy !req
660. and you brought her right to us.Copy !req
661. So does this walking fast
mean you've found something?Copy !req
662. Jesus didn't die from being nailed to a
cross. He was killed by a soldier's spear.Copy !req
663. The Spear of Destiny.Copy !req
664. I'm a Catholic, John.
I know the Crucifixion story.Copy !req
665. I drew out the sister as you asked.Copy !req
666. She's been made flush and ready.Copy !req
667. So much power.Copy !req
668. Now, if you grant me my resurrection,
I shall serve.Copy !req
669. Wait. But I did as we agreed.Copy !req
670. No. Please. No!Copy !req
671. Beeman said Mammon needed
divine assistance to cross over.Copy !req
672. How's the blood of God's only son?Copy !req
673. The stains on the spear.Copy !req
674. - Yeah.
- So he gets the spear.Copy !req
675. He still has to locate
a powerful psychic.Copy !req
676. Not really.Copy !req
677. Twins.Copy !req
678. Where's the amulet?Copy !req
679. I don't know,
I must have left it in the...Copy !req
680. What's wrong?Copy !req
681. I don't know, I just feel...Copy !req
682. - Bird on a ladder.
- Sorry.Copy !req
683. - Wait here.
- Yeah.Copy !req
684. Who's a rat in a dress now, huh, bitch?Copy !req
685. Have you lost what little mind you have?Copy !req
686. Don't.Copy !req
687. I need to use the chair.Copy !req
688. I offer no aid to one side or the other.Copy !req
689. - The balance.
- Screw the balance.Copy !req
690. You dare? In my house?Copy !req
691. Is this neutral? Bullshit.Copy !req
692. You're the only one still playing
by the rules, Midnite.Copy !req
693. And while you've been imitating
Switzerland, people are dying.Copy !req
694. Hennessy, Beeman, they were
your friends once too, remember?Copy !req
695. I need your help!Copy !req
696. Consider it a last request.Copy !req
697. You play a dangerous game.Copy !req
698. Two-hundred-dollar shirt, by the way.Copy !req
699. That little shit has been trying to climb
out of his father's shadow for eons.Copy !req
700. I'd hate to think what he would do
to this world if he ever broke through.Copy !req
701. Forgot how big it was.Copy !req
702. Two hundred souls passed through
this wood and steel at Sing Sing.Copy !req
703. Yeah.Copy !req
704. Which way's east?Copy !req
705. How many years since you've surfed?Copy !req
706. Like riding a bike.Copy !req
707. No, not really.Copy !req
708. Tell me this isn't about the girl.Copy !req
709. Definitely mostly not about the girl.Copy !req
710. Cold.Copy !req
711. Little flavor?Copy !req
712. - Sure about this?
- No.Copy !req
713. Midnite!Copy !req
714. - Any luck?
- That's a word for it.Copy !req
715. Holy shit. You're Papa Midnite,
aren't you?Copy !req
716. And how exactly do you intend
on getting close enough to use these?Copy !req
717. Well, they did not leave her unguarded.Copy !req
718. Half-breeds are most vulnerable...Copy !req
719. when their outer skin is breached
by holy water.Copy !req
720. Certain objects, most notably
either of the two crosses of Isteria...Copy !req
721. have been used by even
the unordained to bless...Copy !req
722. commonly occurring waters...Copy !req
723. even rain.Copy !req
724. Maybe if...Copy !req
725. There's no use sitting on the bench
if you're not ready to play, right?Copy !req
726. You wouldn't have one of those
enchanted crosses here in a cabinet...Copy !req
727. maybe we could take with us?Copy !req
728. Look, John, no offense, I just don't think
that it's a great idea, you know...Copy !req
729. you going on a solo mission
to save the world. That's my vote.Copy !req
730. I don't know what pops thinks,
but that's...Copy !req
731. Take him, John. Kill him after.Copy !req
732. If you get back, see me
about membership. Maybe.Copy !req
733. Okay. I will.Copy !req
734. - What are you doing?
- Praying.Copy !req
735. Praying. Okay.Copy !req
736. Come on.Copy !req
737. Half-breeds, right?Copy !req
738. A birth like this, they're definitely
gonna be guarding her, right? Definitely.Copy !req
739. Yeah.Copy !req
740. We can get through them. I mean,
that cross has gotta work, right?Copy !req
741. Right?Copy !req
742. It's not always like it is in the books.Copy !req
743. What is that?Copy !req
744. Hellspeak.Copy !req
745. You know what to do.Copy !req
746. I'm okay.Copy !req
747. Sure.Copy !req
748. One last show.Copy !req
749. Hi.Copy !req
750. My name's John.Copy !req
751. You are in violation of the balance.Copy !req
752. Leave immediately...Copy !req
753. or I will deport you.Copy !req
754. All of you.Copy !req
755. Go to hell.Copy !req
756. Holy water?Copy !req
757. Angela.Copy !req
758. John?Copy !req
759. John.Copy !req
760. Shit.Copy !req
761. Pull!Copy !req
762. Angela.Copy !req
763. Angela, what is it?Copy !req
764. Get it out.Copy !req
765. Get it out.Copy !req
766. Get it...Copy !req
767. Oh, my God.Copy !req
768. Not bad, kid.Copy !req
769. "Not bad." You hear that?Copy !req
770. You know why that is? It's because
this is Kramer. Chas Kramer, ass...Copy !req
771. Chas.Copy !req
772. You're right, John.Copy !req
773. It's not like the books.Copy !req
774. No...Copy !req
775. it isn't.Copy !req
776. Into the light, I command thee.Copy !req
777. Into the light, I command thee.Copy !req
778. Into the light, I command thee.Copy !req
779. Into the light, I command thee.Copy !req
780. Your ego is astounding.Copy !req
781. Gabriel.Copy !req
782. Figures.Copy !req
783. And the wicked shall inherit the Earth.Copy !req
784. You judging me now, John?Copy !req
785. Betrayal, murder, genocide,
call me provincial.Copy !req
786. I am simply seeking to inspire mankind
to all that was intended.Copy !req
787. By handing Earth over
to the son of the devil?Copy !req
788. Help me here.Copy !req
789. You're handed this precious gift, right?Copy !req
790. Each one of you granted redemption
from the Creator.Copy !req
791. Murderers, rapists and molesters...Copy !req
792. all of you, you just have to repent...Copy !req
793. and God takes you into his bosom.Copy !req
794. In all the worlds in all the universe...Copy !req
795. no other creature can make
such a boast, save man.Copy !req
796. It's not fair.Copy !req
797. If sweet, sweet God loves you so...Copy !req
798. then I'll make you worthy of his love.Copy !req
799. I've been watching you for a long time.Copy !req
800. It's only in the face of horror
that you truly find your nobler selves.Copy !req
801. And you can be so noble.Copy !req
802. So...Copy !req
803. I'll bring you pain.Copy !req
804. I'll bring you horror.Copy !req
805. So that you may rise above it.Copy !req
806. So that those of you who survive
this reign of hell on Earth...Copy !req
807. will be worthy of God's love.Copy !req
808. Gabriel...Copy !req
809. you're insane.Copy !req
810. The road to salvation begins tonight.Copy !req
811. Right now.Copy !req
812. I know I'm not one of your favorites.Copy !req
813. I'm not even welcome in your house.Copy !req
814. But I could use a little attention.Copy !req
815. Please.Copy !req
816. Come forth.Copy !req
817. Hurry.Copy !req
818. Mammon...Copy !req
819. son of Satan...Copy !req
820. I unleash you unto this world.Copy !req
821. Lu.Copy !req
822. What took you so long?Copy !req
823. Hello, John.Copy !req
824. John, hello.Copy !req
825. You're the one soul...Copy !req
826. I would come up here
to collect myself.Copy !req
827. So I've heard.Copy !req
828. You mind?Copy !req
829. Oh, go... Go right ahead. I've got stock.Copy !req
830. Coffin nail.Copy !req
831. Very fitting, John.Copy !req
832. You know, when you cut too deep,
you cut the tendons...Copy !req
833. finger movement goes
out the window.Copy !req
834. Let me help you.Copy !req
835. See?Copy !req
836. Sonny...Copy !req
837. I've got a whole theme park
full of red delights for you.Copy !req
838. Well, aren't you a peach.Copy !req
839. I didn't think you would
make the same mistake twice.Copy !req
840. And you didn't...Copy !req
841. did you?Copy !req
842. So how's the family?Copy !req
843. Family's doing just fine.
Busy, busy, busy. Need a vacation.Copy !req
844. Word is that kid of yours
is a chip off the old block.Copy !req
845. Well, one does what one can.Copy !req
846. He's in the other room.Copy !req
847. Boys will be boys.Copy !req
848. With Gabriel.Copy !req
849. No accounting for taste, really.Copy !req
850. They have the Spear of Destiny.Copy !req
851. "They have the Spear of Destiny."Copy !req
852. Or is it another one of your cons?Copy !req
853. Go look for yourself.Copy !req
854. You've waited 20 years for me, Lu...Copy !req
855. what's another 20 seconds?Copy !req
856. - Lucifer.
- This world is mine. In time.Copy !req
857. You, best of all of us, Gabriel...Copy !req
858. should understand ambition.Copy !req
859. Son of perdition.Copy !req
860. Little horn.Copy !req
861. Most unclean.Copy !req
862. I do miss the old names.Copy !req
863. Time to go home, son.Copy !req
864. I will smite thee...Copy !req
865. in his honor.Copy !req
866. Looks like somebody doesn't
have your back anymore.Copy !req
867. Father?Copy !req
868. So.Copy !req
869. So.Copy !req
870. Yeah, what do you want? An extension?Copy !req
871. The sister...Copy !req
872. Isabel.Copy !req
873. What about her?Copy !req
874. Let her go home.Copy !req
875. You're willing to give up your life
so she can go to heaven?Copy !req
876. Fine. It's done.Copy !req
877. Time to go, John.Copy !req
878. Yeah.Copy !req
879. The sacrifice.Copy !req
880. No. This one belongs to me.Copy !req
881. No. You will live, John Constantine.Copy !req
882. You will live.Copy !req
883. So you will have...Copy !req
884. the chance to prove...Copy !req
885. that your soul truly belongs in hell.Copy !req
886. Oh, you will live.Copy !req
887. You will live.Copy !req
888. Thank you.Copy !req
889. No problem.Copy !req
890. Human.Copy !req
891. You don't deserve to be human.Copy !req
892. Do you want revenge?
Is that what you're thinking right now?Copy !req
893. Do it.Copy !req
894. Do it.Copy !req
895. Seek revenge.Copy !req
896. End my life.Copy !req
897. Go on.Copy !req
898. Be the hand of God.Copy !req
899. It's your choice.Copy !req
900. It's always been your choice.Copy !req
901. Yeah.Copy !req
902. That's called pain.Copy !req
903. Get used to it.Copy !req
904. You could've shot me, John!Copy !req
905. You chose a higher path!Copy !req
906. Look how well you're doing!Copy !req
907. Nice spot.Copy !req
908. I have something for you.Copy !req
909. Something tells me
you're not a flowers kind of guy.Copy !req
910. Oh, how thoughtful.Copy !req
911. John...Copy !req
912. why are you giving me this?Copy !req
913. Rules.Copy !req
914. Hide it.Copy !req
915. Somewhere no one
will ever be able to find it.Copy !req
916. Not even me.Copy !req
917. Always a catch.Copy !req
918. Yeah.Copy !req
919. So.Copy !req
920. I've got some cleaning up to do.Copy !req
921. I'll...Copy !req
922. see you around.Copy !req
923. I'd like that.Copy !req
924. I guess there's a plan for all of us.Copy !req
925. I had to die...Copy !req
926. twice...Copy !req
927. just to figure that out.Copy !req
928. Like the book says, he works his work
in mysterious ways.Copy !req
929. Some people like it...Copy !req
930. some people don't.Copy !req