1. Where's the captain, Mr. Spock?Copy !req
2. He's out there, doctor.Copy !req
3. Out there somewhereCopy !req
4. in a thousand
cubic parsecs of space,Copy !req
5. and there's absolutely nothingCopy !req
6. we can do to help him.Copy !req
7. Grr!Copy !req
8. Do you copy?Copy !req
9. Roger. You got it, too?Copy !req
10. What is it?Copy !req
11. I don't know, captain.Copy !req
12. It's at 500 miles
inbound real fast.Copy !req
13. Whoa! That's not one of ours.Copy !req
14. Inbound bogy.Copy !req
15. Werewolf flight.
Camera's now on.Copy !req
16. Whoo, man! Man, is he moving!Copy !req
17. Unidentified aircraft,Copy !req
18. you are violating
strategic air space.Copy !req
19. Reduce speed to mach 1.Copy !req
20. Descend to 3,000 feet
and identify,Copy !req
21. or we will force you down.Copy !req
22. Command, this is
werewolf leader.Copy !req
23. Bogy not responding.Copy !req
24. He's walking away fast.Copy !req
25. Suggest air national guard
attempt intercept.Copy !req
26. This is cowboy flight.Copy !req
27. I got a lock-on.Copy !req
28. Request permission to fire.Copy !req
29. You are clear to fire.Copy !req
30. Ah!Copy !req
31. You should have activated
the cloaking device!Copy !req
32. I cannot remember everything.Copy !req
33. It disappeared!Copy !req
34. He's just disappeared!Copy !req
35. Greetings.Copy !req
36. You need a room?Copy !req
37. Correct.Copy !req
38. Uh... fill out an application.Copy !req
39. Just a form there.Copy !req
40. I also seek out
technoindustrial sectorCopy !req
41. where I can purchase two or
three simlats of platinum paste.Copy !req
42. Oh... this time of night, huh?Copy !req
43. Oh... gee! Let's see.Copy !req
44. See, I'm kind of new
to the area. I don't...Copy !req
45. Do you know where I could obtainCopy !req
46. a helionizon graphing device?Copy !req
47. The day guy,
he knows this area really good.Copy !req
48. I can't help you.Copy !req
49. Was this a double occupancy?Copy !req
50. Correct. That is my mate.Copy !req
51. Yeah. Right.
You know, I'm sure she is.Copy !req
52. That's...Copy !req
53. That's fine. O.K.Copy !req
54. Will that be, uh...
Cash... or charge?Copy !req
55. Heh?Copy !req
56. How are you paying?Copy !req
57. We shall remunerateCopy !req
58. with metallic tender disks.Copy !req
59. Correct.Copy !req
60. This is fine. Yeah.Copy !req
61. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
62. Hee hee hee hee!Copy !req
63. Primitive.Copy !req
64. We must find one with componentsCopy !req
65. to communicate
distress to remulak.Copy !req
66. The high master will be
displeased about the ship.Copy !req
67. Affirmative.Copy !req
68. He will surely cut off my plarg.Copy !req
69. Aahh!Copy !req
70. Do not despair, prymaat.Copy !req
71. We will be rescued.Copy !req
72. Until then, we must adapt.Copy !req
73. When the hydrogen
droplets cease,Copy !req
74. we will live undetected on earthCopy !req
75. amongst the bluntskulls.Copy !req
76. Beldar, how can we liveCopy !req
77. among the bluntskulls?Copy !req
78. We will blend in.Copy !req
79. My goodness!Copy !req
80. Wow!Copy !req
81. Here's the man that
made it happen last match.Copy !req
82. Aahh! Aahh!Copy !req
83. Hey, Otto,Copy !req
84. this dude's almost
as fast as you are.Copy !req
85. Ha ha!Copy !req
86. Nah, man. This boy's the best.Copy !req
87. Shows up on time,Copy !req
88. gives an honest day's work.Copy !req
89. You can't find people
like this anymore.Copy !req
90. These white boys and the
brothers show up late.Copy !req
91. They loaf around.Copy !req
92. All they want is a check.Copy !req
93. Here is your juicemaster.Copy !req
94. For future reference,Copy !req
95. frequent cleaning will preventCopy !req
96. motor wear and accumulation
of earth bacteria.Copy !req
97. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
98. The boy is good.Copy !req
99. If I could find
three more like him,Copy !req
100. I could retire.Copy !req
101. Excuse me.Copy !req
102. It's time for midday
cessation of activitiesCopy !req
103. for protein-carbo intake.Copy !req
104. Take your lunch break.Copy !req
105. Lunch, lunch, lunch.Copy !req
106. Boy loves to eat.Copy !req
107. Lunch, lunch, lunch,Copy !req
108. lunch, lunch, lunch,Copy !req
109. lunch, lunch, lunch,Copy !req
110. lunch, lunch, lunch.Copy !req
111. Lunch! Lunch!Copy !req
112. Greetings, earthwoman.Copy !req
113. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
114. Time for midday consumptionCopy !req
115. of mass quantities.Copy !req
116. I have reradiated
leftover starch disk.Copy !req
117. Pizza. I will enjoy it.Copy !req
118. There.Copy !req
119. Warning...Copy !req
120. Do not sear your neck holeCopy !req
121. in the molten lactate extract.Copy !req
122. Aahh!Copy !req
123. Excellent!Copy !req
124. The final componentCopy !req
125. for the intergalactic
communicator.Copy !req
126. Correct.Copy !req
127. There.Copy !req
128. Perhaps a final tighteningCopy !req
129. of spiral dimension fasteners.Copy !req
130. Beldar, activate the device!Copy !req
131. Address marlax!Copy !req
132. Inform him of our situation.Copy !req
133. There is no advantage to delay.Copy !req
134. Verscrab!Copy !req
135. Phone home!Copy !req
136. Marlax! Marlax!Copy !req
137. Marlax! Marlax!Copy !req
138. Marlax! Marlax!Copy !req
139. Greetings, beldar.Copy !req
140. We haven't heard from you.Copy !req
141. I'm glad you're still active.Copy !req
142. Greetings, marlax.Copy !req
143. You've enslaved the planetCopy !req
144. and are awaiting instructions?Copy !req
145. Mmm... unanticipatedCopy !req
146. failure of mentaglian driveCopy !req
147. caused us to abandon our vesselCopy !req
148. in a fluid mass.Copy !req
149. When might we
expect a rescue vessel?Copy !req
150. Rescue vessel?Copy !req
151. You tahpath!Copy !req
152. When the high master
hears of your failure,Copy !req
153. he will not take it lightly.Copy !req
154. A star cruiserCopy !req
155. will enter your solar systemCopy !req
156. in about... seven zerls.Copy !req
157. Seven zerls? Seven zerls?Copy !req
158. Pluget! Remulak! Narpel!Copy !req
159. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
160. Seven... zerls?Copy !req
161. Beldar, there is something
we should discussCopy !req
162. that is far more important
than planetary conquest.Copy !req
163. But what could be more importantCopy !req
164. than planetary conquest?Copy !req
165. Beldar, I am with cone.Copy !req
166. You?Copy !req
167. I?Copy !req
168. A young one?Copy !req
169. Affirmative.Copy !req
170. $8,000.Copy !req
171. This is the best week
I've ever had,Copy !req
172. and there's $1,200
for you, beldar.Copy !req
173. Thank you.Copy !req
174. Beldar, you still
haven't given meCopy !req
175. your social security number.Copy !req
176. My social security number.Copy !req
177. I...Copy !req
178. I am sorry.Copy !req
179. I keep forgetting.Copy !req
180. I need that number.Copy !req
181. I got state payroll forms.Copy !req
182. You do have a number?Copy !req
183. Of course. I am a citizen.Copy !req
184. All right. Give me the numbers.Copy !req
185. 0...Copy !req
186. 2..5...Copy !req
187. 6...Copy !req
188. X... point... 3...Copy !req
189. 0... b...Copy !req
190. 8... 7...Copy !req
191. Beldar, you don't haveCopy !req
192. a social security number?Copy !req
193. Correct.Copy !req
194. Why not?Copy !req
195. I am an illegal alien.Copy !req
196. I knew you were
too good to be true.Copy !req
197. Every time I make money!Copy !req
198. So where you from?Copy !req
199. The planet remulak.Copy !req
200. I am fuel survey underlord for...Copy !req
201. Never mind. Never mind.Copy !req
202. Look... we going to
work this out.Copy !req
203. Your name is Donald r.
De cicco, got that?Copy !req
204. Donald r. De cicco.Copy !req
205. That's you. D-e c-i-c-c-o.Copy !req
206. You were born August 11, 1951,Copy !req
207. in brockton, Massachusetts.Copy !req
208. And your name is what?Copy !req
209. Donald r. De cicco.Copy !req
210. Your wife's name is
Mary Margaret rowney,Copy !req
211. born June 26, 1955,
in Rhode Island,Copy !req
212. but you're from where?Copy !req
213. Brockton, Massachusetts.Copy !req
214. You two were marriedCopy !req
215. June 4, 1975, in Greece,Copy !req
216. where you met on a fellowshipCopy !req
217. following your graduationCopy !req
218. from Hobart college.Copy !req
219. Hobart college.Copy !req
220. The man's a wizard.Copy !req
221. Everything is in here...Copy !req
222. Birth certificates,
family names,Copy !req
223. school records,
employers, addresses,Copy !req
224. grandmother's maiden name,Copy !req
225. not that they'll ask.Copy !req
226. Hee hee!Copy !req
227. Most important...Copy !req
228. Social security numbers. Name?Copy !req
229. Donald r. De cicco.Copy !req
230. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
231. Welcome to the United States.Copy !req
232. Right in there. Up and down.Copy !req
233. This is a fine craft.Copy !req
234. It can be operated with ease.Copy !req
235. Yo, man!
Not so close, all right?Copy !req
236. It's not that I'm against close,Copy !req
237. it's just not my thing.Copy !req
238. In America,
we got this thing called space.Copy !req
239. If you're going to live
here and have kids,Copy !req
240. get yourself together.Copy !req
241. Buy yourself a car,Copy !req
242. maybe get a hat for that head,Copy !req
243. and do something
about those teeth!Copy !req
244. Teeth.Copy !req
245. Beldar, you know what
the key to success is?Copy !req
246. I do not.Copy !req
247. Look good. Be your own boss.Copy !req
248. Never get chained to a desk.Copy !req
249. In business, take cash only.Copy !req
250. Look good. Be own boss.Copy !req
251. No desk. Cash only.Copy !req
252. You got it.Copy !req
253. Got more of that gum?Copy !req
254. Of course.Copy !req
255. On second thought,Copy !req
256. I shouldn't chew and drive.Copy !req
257. I might hit something.Copy !req
258. I'm really better with english.Copy !req
259. All I'm getting
is clicking noises.Copy !req
260. Clicking?Copy !req
261. Clicking? Clicking?Copy !req
262. Could you be a lamb
and have a seat?Copy !req
263. Tako uno seatado, por favor.Copy !req
264. Hi there. I'll take that.Copy !req
265. Mr. Seedling can't see anyone.Copy !req
266. He's having one of those days.Copy !req
267. Isn't that cute?Copy !req
268. O.k., that's not yours.Copy !req
269. Bear in mind,
these figures are not to scale.Copy !req
270. I'm suggesting we put
these electronic collarsCopy !req
271. on all the deportees.Copy !req
272. Then we Bury a wire
along the border,Copy !req
273. forming an invisible fence.Copy !req
274. The next time this illegalCopy !req
275. tries to enter the country...Copy !req
276. Pow!Copy !req
277. A jolt he won't forget.Copy !req
278. It will send a messageCopy !req
279. to the rest of the population.Copy !req
280. Let's get on this.Copy !req
281. Yes. Right away, sir.Copy !req
282. Why am I the only oneCopy !req
283. who can see the problem?Copy !req
284. I don't know.Copy !req
285. Everyone else
ignores the problemCopy !req
286. hoping it will go away,
but it won't.Copy !req
287. Not going to disappear.Copy !req
288. Maybe I'll give up.Copy !req
289. Give up, be like everybody else.Copy !req
290. It's not you.Copy !req
291. You wouldn't be happy.Copy !req
292. Well, that's why
I have to give itCopy !req
293. everything I have... 100%.Copy !req
294. Everyone thinks it's crazy.Copy !req
295. And obsessive.Copy !req
296. That I'm a mental case.Copy !req
297. Wacko, completely insane.Copy !req
298. I have something for you...Copy !req
299. That deceased
ssi number you flagged.Copy !req
300. De cicco. He's back.Copy !req
301. It's the tenth job
he's taken this month.Copy !req
302. Not bad for a guy
that was shot to death.Copy !req
303. "Mr. De cicco" is
an appliance repairman.Copy !req
304. In Jersey city.Copy !req
305. Let's see.
Donald de ciccos one through five.Copy !req
306. Turned out to be a samoan,Copy !req
307. a vietnamese, a sicilian,Copy !req
308. a Canadian...Copy !req
309. And a Belgian.Copy !req
310. And he skipped back to Belgium.Copy !req
311. I lost him, Eli.Copy !req
312. This one I want.Copy !req
313. Dr. Rudolph?Copy !req
314. This is Mr. De cicco.Copy !req
315. He wants his teeth capped...Copy !req
316. All of them.Copy !req
317. O.k.Copy !req
318. We'll just take a look.Copy !req
319. Hello, Mr... Uh... de sicko.Copy !req
320. De cicco.Copy !req
321. The name is de cicco.Copy !req
322. I'm Dr. Rudolph.Copy !req
323. Can we send for your
regular dental records?Copy !req
324. When I was a young one,Copy !req
325. I chipped a tooth
on my rocket sled,Copy !req
326. but there were no recordsCopy !req
327. which we could send from...Copy !req
328. Where... I... we come from.Copy !req
329. All right.Copy !req
330. Now, I understand...Copy !req
331. You want to have
your teeth capped.Copy !req
332. Correct.Copy !req
333. Let's just take a look.Copy !req
334. And... open, please.Copy !req
335. And close, please.Copy !req
336. And open, please.Copy !req
337. O.k., we'll start the capsCopy !req
338. right about... here,
Mr. De fasco.Copy !req
339. Cicco!Copy !req
340. And open wider...Copy !req
341. If you can.Copy !req
342. Headrest comfortable?Copy !req
343. Fine.Copy !req
344. All right.Copy !req
345. I'm going to give you
some nitrous oxide.Copy !req
346. If you feel any pain,
let me know.Copy !req
347. And breathe.Copy !req
348. Beldar!Copy !req
349. Beldar!Copy !req
350. Mibs! Mibs!Copy !req
351. Human authority figures.Copy !req
352. Mibs!Copy !req
353. Mibs! We must
egress immediately.Copy !req
354. Oh!Copy !req
355. They're at the portal!
We are scrapnoids!Copy !req
356. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
357. Open up!Copy !req
358. Uh. Oh!Copy !req
359. Beldar!Copy !req
360. Around back!Copy !req
361. There they go.Copy !req
362. Fast! Fast!Copy !req
363. Turnbull!Copy !req
364. O.k., no foreign passports,Copy !req
365. letters, correspondence,
newspapers,Copy !req
366. nothing to indicate
their country of origin,Copy !req
367. except for these
mardi gras suits.Copy !req
368. Let me see that.Copy !req
369. Maybe they're Brazilian.Copy !req
370. Sir?Copy !req
371. It would be betterCopy !req
372. if that went through me.Copy !req
373. He's not in a good mood.Copy !req
374. I think I found something, sir.Copy !req
375. That symbol also
appears on this card.Copy !req
376. Let me see that.Copy !req
377. Possibly Korean.Copy !req
378. Possibly.Copy !req
379. Have this text analyzed.Copy !req
380. Run this.Copy !req
381. Look at this filth!Copy !req
382. It's filthy.Copy !req
383. Human beings
don't live like this.Copy !req
384. Find out where they're from,Copy !req
385. because wherever that is...Copy !req
386. I'm seeing to it
that they go back there.Copy !req
387. La guardia airport,
delta terminal.Copy !req
388. La guardia.Copy !req
389. Do you wish I take
bqe, the Van wyck,Copy !req
390. or woodhaven boulevardCopy !req
391. to the grand central parkway?Copy !req
392. There is less traffic.Copy !req
393. Whatever.Copy !req
394. Woodhaven, grand central.Copy !req
395. 345. Drop-off, la guardia.Copy !req
396. Good evening.Copy !req
397. Greetings.Copy !req
398. Greetings, my genetomate.Copy !req
399. How was your dayCopy !req
400. ferrying humans across the grid?Copy !req
401. Acceptable.Copy !req
402. Tips could have been better.Copy !req
403. Ahh!Copy !req
404. The impending cone preparesCopy !req
405. for its emergence.Copy !req
406. Ahh! Ahh!Copy !req
407. It's khoudri.Copy !req
408. Ahh!Copy !req
409. Welcome, my employer
and landlord.Copy !req
410. Beldar, forgive my intrusion.Copy !req
411. Rhavi is sick.Copy !req
412. Can you work the midnight
shift, use my car?Copy !req
413. Most certainly.Copy !req
414. This is the last triple shift.Copy !req
415. The birth spasm is near.Copy !req
416. Once again,
you have pulled me from the fire.Copy !req
417. Beldar, you have been workingCopy !req
418. through your slar phase again.Copy !req
419. Goz deprivation is not good.Copy !req
420. This dwelling
is no longer acceptable.Copy !req
421. It is not good enough
for you and our young one.Copy !req
422. We must settle
in a safer neighborhood,Copy !req
423. one with better schoolsCopy !req
424. and a stronger
local economic matrix.Copy !req
425. We are no better offCopy !req
426. than we were two zerls ago.Copy !req
427. This ranch-style
dwelling is availableCopy !req
428. at $6,900 down with a 9%
fixed-rate mortgage.Copy !req
429. But how? Our currency
stock is insufficient.Copy !req
430. Incorrect.Copy !req
431. I have been saving.Copy !req
432. Ah! I praise you, earthwoman.Copy !req
433. Ugh! Aah!Copy !req
434. My bluevarp has broken.Copy !req
435. The birth spasm has begun.Copy !req
436. Aah!Copy !req
437. Nothing to this.Copy !req
438. Childbirth is an act of nature.Copy !req
439. Take care of prymaat.
We'll get good pictures.Copy !req
440. Aahh!Copy !req
441. Ugh!Copy !req
442. Ooh!Copy !req
443. I hate you, beldar!Copy !req
444. I hate you!Copy !req
445. Aahh!Copy !req
446. 1, 2, 3.Copy !req
447. Aahh! Aahh!Copy !req
448. Get it off me!Copy !req
449. Breathe easy.Copy !req
450. O.k., one good push.Copy !req
451. Aahh!Copy !req
452. It's so cute.Copy !req
453. Would you like to cut the umbilical
cord, Mr. Conehead?Copy !req
454. No hair.Copy !req
455. Bring the top of
the head up higher.Copy !req
456. No, higher... like a point.Copy !req
457. We have analysis
from lexcon labsCopy !req
458. on the card found at
the subjects' dwelling.Copy !req
459. No known language,
script, or charactersCopy !req
460. within the foreign catalog.Copy !req
461. You're not listening to me.Copy !req
462. You see where my hand is?
That high.Copy !req
463. What else?Copy !req
464. The lab studied the
mardi gras costumes.Copy !req
465. They contain fibers with
five unknown polymer strands.Copy !req
466. Nothing like it anywhere.Copy !req
467. So what are they saying?Copy !req
468. They're from another planet?Copy !req
469. That theory has been
advanced, yes, sir.Copy !req
470. This is big.Copy !req
471. This is really big.Copy !req
472. Uh... sir?Copy !req
473. Should they be
from another planet,Copy !req
474. isn't that air force
responsibility?Copy !req
475. If they're just visiting, sure.Copy !req
476. But the moment they
try to work here,Copy !req
477. they're mine.Copy !req
478. Any sign?Copy !req
479. No, sir. Nothing yet.Copy !req
480. Wait.Copy !req
481. Subject vehicle coming your way.Copy !req
482. I have him in sight.Copy !req
483. Go?Copy !req
484. No.Copy !req
485. Go?Copy !req
486. No.Copy !req
487. Now?Copy !req
488. Go.Copy !req
489. Freeze!Copy !req
490. This isn't him.Copy !req
491. What's going on here?Copy !req
492. Sir, look.Copy !req
493. Where did you get this?Copy !req
494. From one of the finest
men I've ever known.Copy !req
495. Where is he now?Copy !req
496. He moved out a week ago.Copy !req
497. I have no word from him.Copy !req
498. I wish I had more
drivers like him...Copy !req
499. Diligent,Copy !req
500. punctual,Copy !req
501. his cab invariably
sweet-smelling.Copy !req
502. Take him in and check him out.Copy !req
503. Check him.Copy !req
504. Turn around.Copy !req
505. Find this insignia,
find these illegals.Copy !req
506. I'll take that.Copy !req
507. Thank you.Copy !req
508. Sir? Sir, good news
from Washington.Copy !req
509. Your promotion came through.Copy !req
510. They must have lovedCopy !req
511. your electrified border idea.Copy !req
512. We knew they would.Copy !req
513. On-site field enforcement headCopy !req
514. for the entire southwest.Copy !req
515. Assistant deputy commissioner.Copy !req
516. That should pay
quite a bit more,Copy !req
517. shouldn't it, sir?Copy !req
518. An extra $1,500 a year.Copy !req
519. Of course I'll take it.Copy !req
520. Question.Copy !req
521. About this de cicco case.Copy !req
522. We've invested
so many man-hours.Copy !req
523. Who cares?
Let the next guy handle it.Copy !req
524. I'm out of here.Copy !req
525. Ah, the morning consumption
of mass quantities...Copy !req
526. Gridlike slabs,
seared strips of swine,Copy !req
527. and flattened chicken embryos.Copy !req
528. What is a 7-letter word
for an Egyptian tombCopy !req
529. with steeply sloping sides
meeting at an apex?Copy !req
530. A... flindar.Copy !req
531. Ahh.Copy !req
532. Good morning, parental units.Copy !req
533. Dawn greetings, young one.Copy !req
534. What consumables
would you like...Copy !req
535. Pop-tarts, patties of flesh?Copy !req
536. I'm not really hungry.Copy !req
537. Just some tang.Copy !req
538. Tang... the drink astronauts
took to the moon.Copy !req
539. Astronauts to the moon.Copy !req
540. The shop called.
Your putter arrived.Copy !req
541. Ah, my hawk tru-flex
with graphite shaft...Copy !req
542. A secret of pros everywhere,
a truly manly putter. Aah!Copy !req
543. What have you done?Copy !req
544. Nothing.Copy !req
545. No? Turn around.Copy !req
546. Naah!Copy !req
547. It's not a real tattoo.Copy !req
548. Mibs! Mibs! Unacceptable!Copy !req
549. It's a decal.
Everyone's wearing them.Copy !req
550. If everyone jumped in a
cauldron, would you?Copy !req
551. I'm not a little cone.Copy !req
552. Maintain low tones with me.Copy !req
553. Remove it
at the hygienic chamber.Copy !req
554. You're wearing far too
much cheek enhancement.Copy !req
555. Mom, does my makeup look o.K.?Copy !req
556. Don't invoke the approvalCopy !req
557. of your other parental unit.Copy !req
558. To accompany me to the
enclosed retail compound,Copy !req
559. you will remove the decal.Copy !req
560. Fine.Copy !req
561. Beldar.Copy !req
562. She looked like
a common flathrag on payday.Copy !req
563. I don't know what went wrong
with these roses this year.Copy !req
564. Maybe I need a gardener.Copy !req
565. I'm not paying someone
to dig in dirt.Copy !req
566. Larry, I told you
to take that to a professional.Copy !req
567. You'll save money
in the long run.Copy !req
568. Should have bought
an electric one.Copy !req
569. Beldar, is that you?Copy !req
570. Correct.Copy !req
571. Bel. Pry.Copy !req
572. Yeah, buddy, you got a minute?Copy !req
573. Of course.Copy !req
574. Damn lawn mower won't start.Copy !req
575. Would you mind taking a look?Copy !req
576. I do not mind.Copy !req
577. Greetings, Lisa.Copy !req
578. Excellent crop
of decorative growth.Copy !req
579. You're being nice.Copy !req
580. Yes.Copy !req
581. Hmm... standard 3 horsepower
internal-combustionCopy !req
582. chlorophyll stalk slicer.Copy !req
583. There is fuel present?Copy !req
584. Yeah, there's plenty of gas.Copy !req
585. I can't get the damn
thing to kick over.Copy !req
586. Perhaps you'll join usCopy !req
587. for consumption
of mass quantities.Copy !req
588. We'll ignite our new flame pit
and char mammal flesh.Copy !req
589. That sounds like fun.
I'll make coleslaw.Copy !req
590. Ahh, coleslaw. We will enjoy it.Copy !req
591. Thanks, bels.Copy !req
592. Connie, how are you?Copy !req
593. Hi!Copy !req
594. Oh, my god! I love it!Copy !req
595. I'm so glad!Copy !req
596. He is so cute, let me tell you.Copy !req
597. Can you see it?Copy !req
598. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
599. Oh, there's a sale today.Copy !req
600. Aah!Copy !req
601. Oh! Oh, this song!Copy !req
602. Aah!Copy !req
603. Sorry. It's not ready.Copy !req
604. I do not understand.Copy !req
605. I've returned at the
agreed-upon time coordinates.Copy !req
606. Well, I'm very sorry,
Mr. Conhead.Copy !req
607. Conehead. The name is conehead.Copy !req
608. Well, uh, look, Mr. Conehead,Copy !req
609. we got backed up.Copy !req
610. It took longer than we expected.Copy !req
611. Unacceptable.Copy !req
612. You've delayed my departureCopy !req
613. and the events
which was to follow.Copy !req
614. What reason could you have
for such deception?Copy !req
615. I don't know where you're from...Copy !req
616. France. We come from France.Copy !req
617. Fine, sir.Copy !req
618. It'll be ready when it's ready.Copy !req
619. If you want to sit over there,Copy !req
620. I'll call you when
your car is finished.Copy !req
621. I will comply.
What choice do I have?Copy !req
622. You have seized me
at the base of my snarglies.Copy !req
623. Hey... Ronnie.Copy !req
624. What?Copy !req
625. I just have one question.Copy !req
626. How could it take so long
to do a simple alignmentCopy !req
627. when your garage is equippedCopy !req
628. with the proper borg-Warner
digital hydraulic radiometer?Copy !req
629. Maybe because I was out
back finishing a beer.Copy !req
630. O.k.Copy !req
631. Now, deputy
commissioner seedling,Copy !req
632. before this committee
can recommendCopy !req
633. your appointment
to commissioner,Copy !req
634. there's several questions
regarding your tenureCopy !req
635. as mid-Atlantic district chief.Copy !req
636. Senator, that was
a long time ago.Copy !req
637. I can't recall everything.Copy !req
638. We won't ask about everything,Copy !req
639. just case 889343-b,Copy !req
640. the so-called... des...Copy !req
641. De cicco.Copy !req
642. De cicco file.Copy !req
643. I do remember that case.Copy !req
644. In an unsuccessful pursuit
labeled by some as excessive,Copy !req
645. you authorized the expenditureCopy !req
646. of $250,000 to apprehend
what you believed wasCopy !req
647. an illegal alien
from another planet?Copy !req
648. A spaceman?Copy !req
649. Excuse me.Copy !req
650. I never said on the recordCopy !req
651. I thought they were spacemen,Copy !req
652. and the case is still open,Copy !req
653. and I-I feel when we
make this apprehension,Copy !req
654. the expense will be
well-justified...Copy !req
655. Is what I feel.Copy !req
656. I can't believe my
appointment's being held upCopy !req
657. by the de cicco case!Copy !req
658. I know. I know.Copy !req
659. I want it flagged at red levels.Copy !req
660. Why me? Why me?Copy !req
661. I don't know.Copy !req
662. The system screws the hardest worker.
Unfair. Not right.Copy !req
663. The politicians don't even care.
It's the system.Copy !req
664. The phone's ringing.Copy !req
665. Rings all the time.Copy !req
666. Oh, the phone. I'll get it.Copy !req
667. This guy's out there somewhere,Copy !req
668. and he's going to
make a mistake.Copy !req
669. And when he does,Copy !req
670. we'll nail him.Copy !req
671. I've never dated a girl
taller than me before.Copy !req
672. Oh, really?Copy !req
673. I've always been tall.Copy !req
674. So,Copy !req
675. are both your parents
from Europe, or...Copy !req
676. Uh-huh.Copy !req
677. When did they come to America?Copy !req
678. Uh, before I was born.Copy !req
679. Yeah, my grandfather's
from the old country.Copy !req
680. Oh, really?Copy !req
681. Which one?Copy !req
682. Mmm...Copy !req
683. I'm not sure.Copy !req
684. One of the big ones.Copy !req
685. Oh.Copy !req
686. Wow!Copy !req
687. My mom's the only other womanCopy !req
688. who could take
a sandwich like that.Copy !req
689. Are you going to eat that?Copy !req
690. No, no.Copy !req
691. You're something special.Copy !req
692. You know that?Copy !req
693. So, beldar's giving this womanCopy !req
694. beginner's driving lessonsCopy !req
695. for the fifth time, huh?Copy !req
696. That's interesting.Copy !req
697. Interesting?
Why is that interesting?Copy !req
698. I mean, the same woman.Copy !req
699. Think about it.Copy !req
700. The same woman.Copy !req
701. It's been my experienceCopy !req
702. the more you think about it,Copy !req
703. the more you should worryCopy !req
704. because all men are pigs.Copy !req
705. Pigs... an omnivorous
domesticated hoofed vertebrateCopy !req
706. that defecates
in the same place it consumes.Copy !req
707. Exactly.Copy !req
708. You should be very
careful with beldar.Copy !req
709. He's got that continental accentCopy !req
710. that some women
find irresistible.Copy !req
711. Aah!Copy !req
712. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
713. I like it when
you watch me drive.Copy !req
714. Whoops.Copy !req
715. Watch it, lady!Copy !req
716. It's like you've been
instructing meCopy !req
717. all my life, you know?Copy !req
718. Yes, it's almost as if you've...Copy !req
719. Controlled me completely.Copy !req
720. Beldar, I don't think
I'm ready for this test.Copy !req
721. I can't... oh, listen to me.Copy !req
722. I'm o.K.Copy !req
723. I'm just... human.Copy !req
724. And I'm... weak.Copy !req
725. Gladys!Copy !req
726. Look at me.Copy !req
727. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
728. I am your teacher.
You are my student.Copy !req
729. It's natural harboring feelings
for your driving instructor.Copy !req
730. You must understand
nothing can come of this.Copy !req
731. 58 U.S. dollars, please.Copy !req
732. You are one of the finest menCopy !req
733. I have ever met.Copy !req
734. When my species
rules this planet,Copy !req
735. you will come to no harm.Copy !req
736. You are wise,Copy !req
737. but there's a sadness
to your wisdom.Copy !req
738. Ronnie, don't.Copy !req
739. Please?Copy !req
740. Come on, Connie.Copy !req
741. I've told you how I feel.Copy !req
742. Doesn't that mean anything?Copy !req
743. It means a lot.Copy !req
744. I pick you up, I take you out,Copy !req
745. I bring you home,
we say good night.Copy !req
746. You never kiss me.Copy !req
747. Is there something wrong
with me or something?Copy !req
748. Of course not.Copy !req
749. It's just...Copy !req
750. My parental units.Copy !req
751. Well, we've never been
really affectionate, and...Copy !req
752. I'm afraid I don't know how.Copy !req
753. It's easy.Copy !req
754. All you do is lean
forward and kiss,Copy !req
755. like this.Copy !req
756. Ronnie, don't.Copy !req
757. Ronnie, I am not ready.Copy !req
758. Oh, you're ready.Copy !req
759. Don't.Copy !req
760. Ronnie! Yah!Copy !req
761. Greetings.Copy !req
762. How was your date with Ronnie?Copy !req
763. Daddy was right.Copy !req
764. Earth boys only care
about one thing.Copy !req
765. You mean Ronnie was behavingCopy !req
766. like a flandap.Copy !req
767. Flandap?Copy !req
768. Flandap... an uninvited
grasper of cone,Copy !req
769. a masher, a hustler.Copy !req
770. Flandap?Copy !req
771. Hi, Mr. Conehead.Copy !req
772. I find you unacceptable.
Yes, sir.Copy !req
773. If I did not fear incarceration,Copy !req
774. I would terminate
your life functionsCopy !req
775. by applying pressureCopy !req
776. to collapse your bluntskull.Copy !req
777. Th-thank you.Copy !req
778. Don't worry
about the flandap Ronnie.Copy !req
779. You will not see him again.Copy !req
780. I cannot believe you did that.Copy !req
781. You've ruined my life.Copy !req
782. Young one,
when we return to remulak...Copy !req
783. I don't care about remulak.Copy !req
784. That stupid star cruiser
is never coming anyway!Copy !req
785. But she said... I-I thought...Copy !req
786. I will attend to the young one.Copy !req
787. Come in.Copy !req
788. Connie, I read in a magazine
we can talk about anything.Copy !req
789. Mom...Copy !req
790. What does it feel like to...Copy !req
791. Hone?Copy !req
792. For me, the first time,
it happened so fast,Copy !req
793. I hardly knew I had honed.Copy !req
794. After that, it was more
repetition than anything else.Copy !req
795. Oh, my young one,Copy !req
796. your cone is changing,
and you feel unsure.Copy !req
797. How would you know
what it's like?Copy !req
798. You've been married
to daddy for so long.Copy !req
799. I was a young cone once.Copy !req
800. Before I met beldar,Copy !req
801. I was very attracted
to a thorasian forger.Copy !req
802. There was no other life force
in the universe that mattered.Copy !req
803. He got a job
at a volcano complexCopy !req
804. on some moon.Copy !req
805. I never saw him again.Copy !req
806. It broke my blood valve chamber.Copy !req
807. I got over it,Copy !req
808. and it worked out for the best.Copy !req
809. I met your father.Copy !req
810. I knew I'd found
my true life mate.Copy !req
811. I love you, mom.Copy !req
812. The currents of chromobondingCopy !req
813. between you
and your parental unitsCopy !req
814. are infinite.Copy !req
815. Mib!Copy !req
816. Good shot.Copy !req
817. So, have you given any thoughtCopy !req
818. to what I said
about, you know...Copy !req
819. Hair?Copy !req
820. I do not understand.Copy !req
821. Don't pretend
it doesn't bother you.Copy !req
822. You're a young man.Copy !req
823. No reason to be skinny up top.Copy !req
824. I'll let you in
on a little secret...Copy !req
825. Not all my own hair.Copy !req
826. Hard to tell, isn't it?Copy !req
827. Only from high altitudes.Copy !req
828. Aah! Well, I'll say no more.Copy !req
829. Think it over.Copy !req
830. I'll introduce you to my man.Copy !req
831. Hey, Mr. Conehead!Copy !req
832. Way to blast out
of the bunker, huh?Copy !req
833. It's me... Ronnie!Copy !req
834. I hope you didn't
cut your hand on my car.Copy !req
835. I'm fine.Copy !req
836. Yes, thank you.
No problem. Good-bye.Copy !req
837. O.k.Copy !req
838. Hey, chubby, come on.Copy !req
839. All right, conehead,Copy !req
840. that puts me four
behind you at the turn.Copy !req
841. Correct.Copy !req
842. Hey, Mr. Conehead,
I'm miserable.Copy !req
843. I feel so bad for what I did.Copy !req
844. It feels like somebody's
ripping my guts out.Copy !req
845. She won't take my calls.Copy !req
846. Hey, kid, I'm not
paying you to yak.Copy !req
847. Buddy?Copy !req
848. What's with the head?Copy !req
849. Forget him. He's not a member.Copy !req
850. That concludes
the one-meter competition.Copy !req
851. Next will be the three-meter
board category.Copy !req
852. The first diver...
Connie conehead.Copy !req
853. 11/2 flip with a twist.Copy !req
854. Head and body enter the waterCopy !req
855. with minimum splash.Copy !req
856. Ahh. Ahh.Copy !req
857. Keep it up.
You've got one more dive.Copy !req
858. Diving for union high...
Gail Jensen.Copy !req
859. You were great.Copy !req
860. I'm sorry about the other night.Copy !req
861. I was a real jerk, o.K.?Copy !req
862. Connie's our best hope
for state championship finals.Copy !req
863. Correct. We believe this also.Copy !req
864. Tell me if I'm wrong,Copy !req
865. but I haven't seen you
at any parent meetings.Copy !req
866. What committees are you on?Copy !req
867. Aah.Copy !req
868. We need volunteers
for homecoming.Copy !req
869. Home... coming?Copy !req
870. Coming... home?Copy !req
871. Let's go fight!Copy !req
872. Let's go fight!Copy !req
873. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
874. Hi.Copy !req
875. Look, I'm sorry if I...Copy !req
876. No, I mean,
I shouldn't have been so...Copy !req
877. Hey, it was me.Copy !req
878. Sometimes, I just...Copy !req
879. Me, too. Me, too.Copy !req
880. If I did anything to...Copy !req
881. Oh, no. You didn't.Copy !req
882. I mean... I mean it.Copy !req
883. Seriously?Copy !req
884. Yeah.Copy !req
885. Wow. Glad we talked.Copy !req
886. And now, parents and students
alike,Copy !req
887. if you will
direct your attentionCopy !req
888. to the sky
above the playing field,Copy !req
889. you'll be treated to fireworksCopy !req
890. courtesy of beldar conehead,Copy !req
891. father of paramus high's own
Connie conehead.Copy !req
892. Careful there, conehead.Copy !req
893. Pretty cheap, conehead.Copy !req
894. Cigar?Copy !req
895. Is the light keeping you awake?Copy !req
896. No.Copy !req
897. Ahh.Copy !req
898. Your breathing
has become erratic.Copy !req
899. A torg for your thoughts?Copy !req
900. Beldar, are you content with me?Copy !req
901. Of course. Why would I not be?Copy !req
902. Now, I would like to
enter my slar phase.Copy !req
903. Let us supposeCopy !req
904. for some reason
my life function ceased.Copy !req
905. What would you do?Copy !req
906. I would incinerate your carcassCopy !req
907. in the tradition
of obedai the obtuse.Copy !req
908. Would you find a new genetomateCopy !req
909. to bring to our goz chamber...Copy !req
910. And propagate?Copy !req
911. Ah, my most precious one,
I would collapse.Copy !req
912. I would draw the shades
and live in the dark.Copy !req
913. I would never leave my slarpad.Copy !req
914. My fluids would coagulate,
my cone would shrivel...Copy !req
915. And I would die
miserable and lonely.Copy !req
916. The stench would be great.Copy !req
917. Oh, beldar, you have
made me very happy.Copy !req
918. Yes. I know. Good night.Copy !req
919. Life on earth is good.Copy !req
920. I agree.Copy !req
921. Stability and contentment
have been achieved.Copy !req
922. Lay by and put about!Copy !req
923. Lay by and put about!Copy !req
924. Return to your port
of embarkation.Copy !req
925. There's no work for you
in the United States.Copy !req
926. You have no job skills.Copy !req
927. You will be a drag
on our economy.Copy !req
928. We appreciate your situation,Copy !req
929. but we have our own problems.Copy !req
930. Thank you.Copy !req
931. Phone, sir.Copy !req
932. Seedling here.Copy !req
933. Sir, a fax came through
on the secure channel.Copy !req
934. We found him.Copy !req
935. Don't toy with me, Eli.Copy !req
936. It better be real.Copy !req
937. Oh! Oh, hello, Mrs. Conehead.Copy !req
938. I've been meaning to talk to youCopy !req
939. about the Christmas tree
lighting ceremony.Copy !req
940. We found someone else
to head that committeeCopy !req
941. and won't be needing
Mr. Conehead's servicesCopy !req
942. after all.Copy !req
943. If you could thank him.Copy !req
944. He will be very disappointed.Copy !req
945. I'm telling you, bels,
stay on your game.Copy !req
946. You could win.Copy !req
947. A meaningless piece
of metal and wood.Copy !req
948. I compete only with myself.Copy !req
949. I appreciate
the game's physics, control,Copy !req
950. and, of course, spirituality.Copy !req
951. You're full of it, conehead.Copy !req
952. The only reasonCopy !req
953. you're coming
to the costume ballCopy !req
954. is to win that trophy.Copy !req
955. Negative.Copy !req
956. If I win,Copy !req
957. I would accept
with limited enthusiasm.Copy !req
958. Ron. Harv.Copy !req
959. Beldar, what's happening?Copy !req
960. Hey, conehead,
what costume are you wearingCopy !req
961. to the Halloween dance?Copy !req
962. I wouldn't tell you, harv.Copy !req
963. Eh?Copy !req
964. "Consume alco-beverage.
Come get me!"Copy !req
965. Ah! Mai Tai!Copy !req
966. I will enjoy it.Copy !req
967. Greetings, earthman.Copy !req
968. Huh. Ah, hmm. Ah, huh...Copy !req
969. It is good to hone in placesCopy !req
970. other than our goz
chamber before slar phase.Copy !req
971. Who said?Copy !req
972. Good housekeeping.Copy !req
973. What are they doing?Copy !req
974. Sounds like they
stepped on a cat.Copy !req
975. Convac three.Copy !req
976. Commissioner seedling.Copy !req
977. Go ahead.Copy !req
978. We're on him, sir.Copy !req
979. Don't make a move without me.Copy !req
980. We won't move
until you get here.Copy !req
981. Greetings.Copy !req
982. Hello there.Copy !req
983. We stopped by to
introduce ourselves.Copy !req
984. We're jehovah's witnesses.Copy !req
985. Hello. I am beldar.Copy !req
986. We attend the kingdom hallCopy !req
987. on coveneck road.Copy !req
988. Next to the dry cleaners
near 7-Eleven.Copy !req
989. May we ask you a question?Copy !req
990. Do you agree that the world's
headed towards a calamity?Copy !req
991. Most definitely.Copy !req
992. I have direct personal knowledge
that this is so.Copy !req
993. May we come in?Copy !req
994. Of course.Copy !req
995. Enter. Assume comfort.Copy !req
996. My mate prymaat.Copy !req
997. Greetings. Be seated.Copy !req
998. So, what do you know of
the doom awaiting this planet?Copy !req
999. We believe that the end of
the world is approachingCopy !req
1000. and that only 144,000
people will be saved.Copy !req
1001. I don't believe
it will be that many.Copy !req
1002. The Bible clearly statesCopy !req
1003. 144,000 will be saved.Copy !req
1004. That's a very
optimistic estimateCopy !req
1005. considering
the primitive weaponsCopy !req
1006. the earth people will
use for their defense.Copy !req
1007. Some earth weapons
aren't so useless.Copy !req
1008. Drop it.Copy !req
1009. Well, uh, when the time comes,Copy !req
1010. no weapon of this earth
shall avail mankind.Copy !req
1011. Correct. Correct.Copy !req
1012. Where are you from?Copy !req
1013. France. We come from France.Copy !req
1014. But we are
American citizens now.Copy !req
1015. Do you have proof?Copy !req
1016. Proof?Copy !req
1017. Well...Copy !req
1018. I'm going to Christina's.
We're going to the dance.Copy !req
1019. I'll see you there.Copy !req
1020. I take it your
daughter was born here.Copy !req
1021. Yes. She is native to your pla...Copy !req
1022. Uh, country.Copy !req
1023. Scarley matebe meldown.Copy !req
1024. Scarley matebe meldown.Copy !req
1025. Ew!Copy !req
1026. Beldar, phone for you.Copy !req
1027. Tell the caller that
I will return his call.Copy !req
1028. No, beldar. The big phone.Copy !req
1029. The big ph...Copy !req
1030. Ah!Copy !req
1031. I hope you humans
have enjoyed your visit!Copy !req
1032. Come again! You are leaving!Copy !req
1033. We haven't finished!Copy !req
1034. Thank you for coming.Copy !req
1035. They didn't buy it.Copy !req
1036. You just can't talk
religion with some people.Copy !req
1037. Woo!Copy !req
1038. Connie!Copy !req
1039. Ronnie will give me a ride home!Copy !req
1040. I won't need a ride!Copy !req
1041. Negative, young lady.
We must speak now.Copy !req
1042. It is imperative.Copy !req
1043. I have good news.Copy !req
1044. After zerls of waiting,Copy !req
1045. our rescue vessel from
remulak is coming tonight.Copy !req
1046. What?Copy !req
1047. You're going to seeCopy !req
1048. the joys of your home planet.Copy !req
1049. I'll tell Ronnie.Copy !req
1050. Irrational!
You will tell no one.Copy !req
1051. Well, what if I said
I don't want to go?Copy !req
1052. Oh, my infinitely
valuable incarnation,Copy !req
1053. watching you grow up
on this savage planetCopy !req
1054. has caused me pain.Copy !req
1055. Your young optic receptaclesCopy !req
1056. never having observed the
sacred peaks of arksnap,Copy !req
1057. the crater of kuldraf.Copy !req
1058. I know. I know.Copy !req
1059. And I'm sure it's all great,Copy !req
1060. and I know that
you don't believe me...Copy !req
1061. But I'm in love with Ronnie.Copy !req
1062. Daddy, if you really care,Copy !req
1063. you'll let me say
good-bye to him.Copy !req
1064. Although my blood valve chamberCopy !req
1065. weighs heavily
with your feelings,Copy !req
1066. tonight, we must
remain together.Copy !req
1067. You're moving away tonight?Copy !req
1068. When you're called
to be the driverCopy !req
1069. for the president of France,Copy !req
1070. you got to go.Copy !req
1071. I have to tell you
something really important.Copy !req
1072. What is it?Copy !req
1073. Not here. We have to be alone.Copy !req
1074. All right!Copy !req
1075. The awarding ofCopy !req
1076. the Fairfield country club
golfer-of-the-year trophy...Copy !req
1077. Not so fast, Carl.Copy !req
1078. For most-improved handicap
through the season.Copy !req
1079. And the winner is...
Beldar conehead.Copy !req
1080. The daughter and boyfriend
are on the move.Copy !req
1081. Ronnie.Copy !req
1082. Before we do anything at all,Copy !req
1083. there's something I have to say.Copy !req
1084. I'm different from other girls.Copy !req
1085. I know. That's why I love you.Copy !req
1086. Oh, Ronnie.Copy !req
1087. I cannot believe she left
after you told her not to.Copy !req
1088. I am grounding her
for an entire zerl,Copy !req
1089. and I mean it!Copy !req
1090. Aah!Copy !req
1091. Senso rings!
Where did you get those?Copy !req
1092. Under your bed.Copy !req
1093. Unacceptable!
Your cone is too young!Copy !req
1094. Get up! You're coming
to remulak right now!Copy !req
1095. I am staying with Ronnie.Copy !req
1096. Maintain low tones.Copy !req
1097. Impossible, undesirable,
inadvisable.Copy !req
1098. Then I'm coming with you.
I love you.Copy !req
1099. Human authority figures.Copy !req
1100. We must egress immediately.Copy !req
1101. It's over, conehead!
This is the I.N.S.!Copy !req
1102. Come out with your hands up!Copy !req
1103. You're under arrest!Copy !req
1104. They're going for it!Copy !req
1105. Cover him!Copy !req
1106. Hold it right there!Copy !req
1107. It's the boyfriend.Copy !req
1108. The boyfriend.Copy !req
1109. Go, beldar!Copy !req
1110. Daddy!Copy !req
1111. Nice maneuver,
but it's all over, conehead.Copy !req
1112. Beldar.Copy !req
1113. That is the jehovah's witness.Copy !req
1114. Eh?Copy !req
1115. Let's cover him.Copy !req
1116. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
1117. All right, hold on, everybody.Copy !req
1118. I love you, Ronnie!Copy !req
1119. I love you!Copy !req
1120. Back in the car, asshole.Copy !req
1121. Gorman, let go!Copy !req
1122. Gorman, gorman, I'm scared!Copy !req
1123. You're not getting away
this time, conehead!Copy !req
1124. You're completely surrounded!Copy !req
1125. Put the car down!Copy !req
1126. This is the ship's captain.Copy !req
1127. Secure yourselves
into the formflap.Copy !req
1128. We'll initiate mentalion surgeCopy !req
1129. when we pass the only moon
on this planet.Copy !req
1130. No problem.Copy !req
1131. We have successfully
passed their moonCopy !req
1132. and are preparing now
for a mentaglian surge.Copy !req
1133. Remulak.Copy !req
1134. Conglariat prof, high master,Copy !req
1135. I know every cone is allowedCopy !req
1136. but four uses of the
patumias pleasure spool,Copy !req
1137. and I partook six.Copy !req
1138. I realize the error
of these actions,Copy !req
1139. and I vow they will
never be repeated.Copy !req
1140. I throw myself at your murtax.Copy !req
1141. Spathee!Copy !req
1142. I realize the pleasure spoolsCopy !req
1143. are a difficult temptation
to resist.Copy !req
1144. Therefore, you will...
Narfle the garthok!Copy !req
1145. My god!Copy !req
1146. You will survey
underlord beldar corhonCopy !req
1147. and marlax zanthstram
from frodoitfuel administration.Copy !req
1148. Kimglub amclab
marlax zim beldar.Copy !req
1149. Ah, beldar, survivor
of the wilderness planet.Copy !req
1150. What offerings do you bring me?Copy !req
1151. Greetings, revered one.Copy !req
1152. Allow me first
to present the giftCopy !req
1153. of two living native
beings from the planet.Copy !req
1154. Do what you want to me,Copy !req
1155. but I won't apologize
for doing my job.Copy !req
1156. The U.S. can't solve
the employment problemsCopy !req
1157. of the universe.Copy !req
1158. Silence the slave!Copy !req
1159. Ah!Copy !req
1160. Delightful.Copy !req
1161. They'll make a fitting
sacrifice to kratnor.Copy !req
1162. What else did you bring me?Copy !req
1163. A multitude of gifts from the
bluntskulled civilization.Copy !req
1164. A tire iron with
four-way lug wrench.Copy !req
1165. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
1166. An owner's manualCopy !req
1167. for a Ford
Lincoln Mercury sable.Copy !req
1168. Ford Lincoln Mercury sable?Copy !req
1169. A personal conveyance
named for its inventorCopy !req
1170. and a small mammal.Copy !req
1171. Ah.Copy !req
1172. And a dashboard icon.Copy !req
1173. This is all?Copy !req
1174. Certainly not.Copy !req
1175. Some chewing gum.Copy !req
1176. I am smarfed.Copy !req
1177. More than smarfed!Copy !req
1178. Flarged by this!Copy !req
1179. Beldar, come close.Copy !req
1180. Close!Copy !req
1181. What have you done
to your face portal?Copy !req
1182. Huh?Copy !req
1183. Your tralns!Copy !req
1184. Excellency,
there is good reason!Copy !req
1185. Beldar lived among
the bluntheads so long,Copy !req
1186. he had to adapt.Copy !req
1187. He altered his tralns.Copy !req
1188. It's known as bonding.Copy !req
1189. I don't care!Copy !req
1190. Here it is known as treason.Copy !req
1191. Treason?Copy !req
1192. Since it is the festival,Copy !req
1193. it's at my discretionCopy !req
1194. to settle things
in the ancient ways.Copy !req
1195. Therefore, beldar, you will...Copy !req
1196. Narfle the garthok!Copy !req
1197. I am no traitor!Copy !req
1198. What's a garthok?Copy !req
1199. Every zerl since
the ancient times,Copy !req
1200. when the three moons align,Copy !req
1201. the light of the crescentsCopy !req
1202. causes a garthok to emerge.Copy !req
1203. So, what's a garthok?Copy !req
1204. Our seats were up in back.Copy !req
1205. These are much better seats.Copy !req
1206. That's a garthok?Copy !req
1207. You can really see it
from this vantage.Copy !req
1208. These are good seats, marlax.Copy !req
1209. It is time.Copy !req
1210. I am laktar,
disgraced guardsman.Copy !req
1211. I'll fight for my honor.Copy !req
1212. These are great seats.Copy !req
1213. I've learned much from
watching the garthok battle.Copy !req
1214. It has weaknesses.Copy !req
1215. When my turn comes,
I believe I can take him.Copy !req
1216. Uh-huh.
Let me know when Elvis gets here.Copy !req
1217. You're next.Copy !req
1218. Ah!Copy !req
1219. This is a first for me.Copy !req
1220. You're next.Copy !req
1221. No. He's next.Copy !req
1222. No. You are next.Copy !req
1223. He is next.Copy !req
1224. You were ahead of me in court.Copy !req
1225. Nothing like a kalgard!Copy !req
1226. You're next.Copy !req
1227. Daddy.Copy !req
1228. Ah!Copy !req
1229. Uh!Copy !req
1230. Eeyah!Copy !req
1231. You call that narfling, beldar?Copy !req
1232. it's a song.Copy !req
1233. Big hit on earth.Copy !req
1234. Mib!Copy !req
1235. The day is yours, beldar.Copy !req
1236. You have successfully
narfled the garthok.Copy !req
1237. A request may be granted.Copy !req
1238. I have a request.Copy !req
1239. Speak freely.Copy !req
1240. That I be returned to earth,Copy !req
1241. and upon my return,Copy !req
1242. I'll conquer the planet earthCopy !req
1243. and enslave the bluntskullsCopy !req
1244. in the name of my cone heritage!Copy !req
1245. Very well. Request granted.Copy !req
1246. I'll take the earth slaves.Copy !req
1247. You may only take one slave.Copy !req
1248. I take seedling,
the one with higher office.Copy !req
1249. Thank you!Copy !req
1250. So be it!Copy !req
1251. Ingrat.Copy !req
1252. Let it be written...Copy !req
1253. Are you writing this?Copy !req
1254. That beldar shall return
to the humo-car planet,Copy !req
1255. where he shall conquer
the bluntskulls!Copy !req
1256. This is my festival,Copy !req
1257. yet I speak,
and they do not hear.Copy !req
1258. No one listens.Copy !req
1259. They do not realizeCopy !req
1260. the difficulty imposed upon me.Copy !req
1261. Power is not easy.Copy !req
1262. I sit in judgment and rule.Copy !req
1263. You have no interior life.Copy !req
1264. Let me take care of that.Copy !req
1265. He's having a really tough day.Copy !req
1266. Thank you.Copy !req
1267. Onglat, prevnev,
remdrempt, kraftnor...Copy !req
1268. Attention all
battle unit commanders.Copy !req
1269. Entering outer atmospheres
of target planet.Copy !req
1270. Hold your
global ranging positions.Copy !req
1271. Arrange mizatym Cannon.Copy !req
1272. Stand ready for my attack order.Copy !req
1273. The star fleet has
entered the earth's atmosphere.Copy !req
1274. They've entered
the earth's atmosphere.Copy !req
1275. The moment of glory is here.Copy !req
1276. Really big day for you.Copy !req
1277. Landing enabled, arm Cannon,Copy !req
1278. verify global target.Copy !req
1279. Hold weapons release
until my order.Copy !req
1280. Warning, warning!
Danger to battle fleet!Copy !req
1281. Presence of enemy laser gun
in satellites detected!Copy !req
1282. Eh?Copy !req
1283. Lorbslap! Warning! Warning!Copy !req
1284. Danger to battle fleet.Copy !req
1285. Danger to battle fleet.Copy !req
1286. Lorbslap! Lorbslap! Lorbslap!Copy !req
1287. Quickly, my family, run, run!Copy !req
1288. Your happiness and
positive perception of meCopy !req
1289. is vital to my existence.Copy !req
1290. Besides, it's not every dayCopy !req
1291. that a father can give
the world to his child.Copy !req
1292. I love you, daddy.Copy !req
1293. Whoa!Copy !req
1294. Beldar's life
functions have ceased.Copy !req
1295. The earth weapons
have silenced him.Copy !req
1296. He died bravely in battle.Copy !req
1297. There is no death more glorious.Copy !req
1298. He will be missed.Copy !req
1299. He will walk with the chosen.Copy !req
1300. Super guy.Copy !req
1301. I make this proposal to you!Copy !req
1302. Your life in exchange
for a green card.Copy !req
1303. Agreed. Provided you
demonstrate a job skillCopy !req
1304. that no U.S. citizen possesses.Copy !req
1305. That presents no challenge.Copy !req
1306. No objection.Copy !req
1307. Good! Move!Copy !req
1308. Good evening,
Mr. Conehead, Mrs. Conehead.Copy !req
1309. Good evening, Ronnie.
Welcome. Enter.Copy !req
1310. You look handsome,
yet uncomfortable,Copy !req
1311. in your pubescent
ceremonial garb.Copy !req
1312. Yeah. You mean my tux, right?Copy !req
1313. Correct.Copy !req
1314. Connie is completing her
beautification ritual.Copy !req
1315. I will summon her.Copy !req
1316. Ronnie,Copy !req
1317. may I have 55 words with you?Copy !req
1318. The frightening statistics
of young earthlingsCopy !req
1319. mangling themselves
in internal-combustion vehiclesCopy !req
1320. on the night of prom ritualCopy !req
1321. makes me insist that we use
maximum safety awareness.Copy !req
1322. Return at the predesignated
time coordinatesCopy !req
1323. and in fact, take my car.Copy !req
1324. Its reinforced
alloy superstructureCopy !req
1325. is far superior to that
of your rusted-out shit box.Copy !req
1326. Gee, thanks, Mr. Conehead.Copy !req
1327. Hi, Ronnie. Hi, daddy.Copy !req
1328. This is for you.Copy !req
1329. Thanks.Copy !req
1330. Present yourselves
for image emulsification.Copy !req
1331. Say "lactate extract
of hoofed mammals."Copy !req
1332. Cheese. Cheese.Copy !req
1333. Excellent!Copy !req
1334. Good night,
Mr. and Mrs. Conehead.Copy !req
1335. Good night.Copy !req
1336. Good night.Copy !req
1337. Night!Copy !req
1338. Ah, memories.Copy !req
1339. We will enjoy them.Copy !req
1340. Ah.Copy !req