1. Good morning, Your Highness.
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2. Good morning, Your Highness.
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3. Good morning, Your Highness.
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4. Happy birthday, Your Highness.
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5. Yes, it is my birthday.
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6. Oha, it is my 21 st birthday.
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7. Do you think perhaps, just once,
I might use the bathroom by myself?
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8. Most amusing, sir.
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9. Wipers!
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10. The royal penis is clean,
Your Highness.
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11. His Highness
must be very excited today.
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12. Why is that, Oha?
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13. Today is your 21 st birthday,
which means you meet your wife-to-be.
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14. Well, I am curious,
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about a woman he's never seen?
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16. He certainly is quiet this morning.
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17. He looks sad.
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18. Is something troubling you, my son?
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19. No, Father.
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20. Son, please.
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21. I am more than the exalted ruler
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23. I'm also a concerned dad.
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24. Well, Father...
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26. What is he doing?
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27. It looks as if he's coming down here
to talk to us.
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28. Wait right there, Akeem.
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29. Rose-bearers!
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30. Akeem. Come, sit.
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31. Now, my son...
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32. - You've grown a moustache.
- Jaffe, it has been a year.
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33. So, what is it, my son?
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34. Well, Father, first of all,
it is things like this.
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35. - Like what?
- The rose petals.
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36. What is the matter, dear?
You are the son of a king.
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37. Why should you not walk
on the petals of roses?
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38. But, Mother,
if there were no rose petals,
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39. I would still be the son of a king.
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40. Then it is settled.
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41. From this day forth,
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42. anyone who throws roses
at my son's feet will answer to me.
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43. Father, it is not just that.
It's everything.
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44. The cooking, the pampering,
the dressing, the bathing.
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45. Actually, I rather enjoy the bathing,
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46. but just for once, I would like to cook
for myself and take care of myself,
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47. dress myself, wipe my own backside.
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48. And why? Why can't I find my own wife?
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49. So that's it.
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50. We've gone to a great deal of trouble
to select for you a very fine wife.
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51. Since the day she was born,
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52. she was taught to walk and speak
and think as a queen.
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53. But, Father, what if I do not love her?
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54. It is normal to feel anxiety
about meeting your queen.
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55. When I first met your father,
I was terrified.
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60. So, you see, my son,
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61. there is a very fine line
between love and nausea.
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62. I understand, Father.
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63. But when I marry,
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to love me for who I am,
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65. not because of what I am.
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66. And who are you?
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67. I am a man who has never
tied his own shoes before.
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68. Wrong.
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69. You are a prince
who has never tied his shoes.
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70. Believe me. I tied my own shoes once.
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71. It is an overrated experience.
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72. Good morning, Your Majesty.
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73. It is another beautiful day in Zamunda.
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74. And, Semmi? What is it now?
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75. You look especially radiant today,
Your Grace.
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76. - Is that so, Semmi?
- Yes.
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to my mother the other day,
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78. "What lovely skin the Queen has. "
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79. Semmi, do you not have somewhere
you should go?
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80. Yes. I was just about to take
the birthday boy for his daily workout.
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81. Excuse me, Father and Mother.
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82. - Have a good day, my son.
- Yes.
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83. Akeem, what happened
to the rose-bearers?
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84. Now let's see if you can defend yourself,
you sweat from a baboon's balls.
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85. So you say you can have a woman
who will obey your every command,
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86. but you'd rather have a woman
who has an opinion?
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87. Only dogs are to obey.
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88. If you truly love your wife,
you will value her opinion.
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89. Hippopotamus shit.
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90. You're the heir
to the throne of Zamunda.
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91. Your wife need only have
a pretty face, a firm backside,
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92. and big breasts like casaba melons.
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93. So you would share your bed
and your fortune with a beautiful fool?
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94. That is the way it has always been
with men of power. It is tradition.
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95. It is also tradition that times
must and always do change, my friend.
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96. Get your royal engagement T-shirt!
Royal engagement T-shirt!
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97. Step one, step all,
and get your royal engagement T-shirt!
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98. These really are delicious.
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99. Yes, thank you.
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100. Yes. Rare vintage.
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101. Your Majesty.
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102. I am Colonel Izzi.
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103. And today, with your blessing,
I offer my daughter to your son.
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104. My blessing is granted.
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105. Let the courtship commence.
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106. Pardon me. Step aside, please.
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107. Coming through.
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108. Excuse me. Out of the way!
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109. Greetings, great Prince.
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110. Presenting Miss Imani Izzi.
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111. She's your queen-to-be
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112. A queen to be forever
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113. A queen who'll do
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114. whatever His Highness desires
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115. She's your queen-to-be
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116. A vision of perfection
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117. An object of affection
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118. To quench your royal fire
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119. Completely free from infection
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120. To be used at your discretion
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121. Waiting only for your direction
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122. Your queen-to-be
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123. May I talk to you alone
for a moment, please?
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124. Excuse us for a moment.
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125. So...
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126. Am I not all you dreamed I would be?
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127. Oh, you're fine. Beautiful.
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128. It's just that if we're going to be married,
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129. I thought we should talk to each other,
get to know each other.
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130. Ever since I was born,
I've been trained to serve you.
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131. Yes, I know this.
But I would like to know about you.
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132. - What do you like to do?
- Whatever you like.
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133. - What kind of music do you like?
- Whatever kind of music you like.
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134. Look, I know what I like,
and I know you know what I like
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135. because you were trained
to know what I like.
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136. But I would like to know what you like.
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137. For instance,
do you have a favourite food?
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138. - Yes.
- Good!
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139. - What is your favourite food?
- Whatever food you like.
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140. This is impossible.
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141. Listen, from this moment on,
I command you not to obey me.
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142. No.
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143. Are you saying that no matter
what I tell you to do, you will do?
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144. Yes, Your Highness.
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145. - Anything I say, you'll do?
- Yes, Your Highness.
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146. Bark like a dog.
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147. A big dog.
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148. Hop on one leg.
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149. Make a noise like an orangutan.
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150. I see the two of you are getting along.
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151. Excuse me, Imani, for a moment.
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152. Fine girl, isn't she?
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153. I told you not to worry.
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154. Father,
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156. The guests are waiting, Your Majesty.
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157. Let them wait! I'm talking to my son.
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158. Come, let's go for a stroll.
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159. Hello, Babar.
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160. Time does fly fast, my son.
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161. It seems only yesterday
I ordered your first diaper changed,
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162. and now you're a man
who's about to be married.
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163. She will give you much pleasure,
don't you think?
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we never had a talk about this,
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166. but I always assumed
that you had sex with your bathers.
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169. It's just that I'm 21 years old
and I have never left Zamunda.
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170. I have yet to experience
what the outside world has to offer.
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171. So you want to sow your royal oats.
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172. No, it's not that. It's...
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173. You're right!
Get out, see the world, enjoy yourself.
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174. Fulfil every erotic desire.
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175. And in 40 days,
you will come back and marry Imani.
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176. - But, Father...
- It is settled.
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177. May I have your attention, please?
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178. The wedding will proceed in 40 days.
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179. You may go home now. Good night.
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180. Oha, prepare the royal baggage.
My son is going on a trip.
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181. Prepare the royal baggage.
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182. This trip is an excellent idea.
Forty days of fornication.
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183. Semmi, I have something else in mind.
Tell no one of this.
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184. I intend to find my bride.
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185. What is wrong
with the one you have now?
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tell me you did not want
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right then and there.
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188. I want a woman that's going to arouse
my intellect as well as my loins.
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189. Where will you find such a woman?
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190. In America.
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191. The land is so big,
the choices so infinite.
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192. Where shall we go?
Los Angeles or New York?
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193. We will let fate decide.
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194. Heads, New York. Tails, Los Angeles.
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195. We go to New York.
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can one find a woman
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197. with grace, elegance, taste and culture,
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198. a woman suitable for a king?
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199. - Queens!
- Queens.
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200. Mr Oznowitz, Mr Frank Oznowitz,
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a white courtesy telephone.
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202. Remember, Semmi,
no one here can know I am royalty.
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203. I must appear to be no different
than the average man.
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204. I will not say a word.
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205. British Airways flight 929 to London
is now boarding at gate 15.
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206. Halt.
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207. You dumb fuck!
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208. Take us to Queens at once.
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you guys wanna go to Queens?
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210. I mean, a couple rich fellas like you
should be in Manhattan.
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211. Stay at the Waldorf or the Palace.
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212. The Palace sounds good.
Take us there.
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213. No, I want Queens. And we're not rich.
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218. That's easy.
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219. If there's one thing Queens has got
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220. What does "dumb fuck" mean?
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221. This shitty enough for you?
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222. Yes, this is perfect.
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223. Fascinating.
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224. Semmi, look at this.
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225. America is great indeed.
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226. Imagine a country so free
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227. You must be out of your goddamn mind!
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228. - You crazy, man. You're crazy!
- I am not crazy.
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230. Pound for pound,
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the greatest fighter ever lived.
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232. Oh, come on, man.
What about Joe Louis?
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233. The Brown Bomber.
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234. Now, that was a great boxer.
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ever heard of Cassius Clay.
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237. He got a point.
Cassius Clay was a bad motherfucker.
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239. I'm just saying
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to Muhammad Ali.
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243. A man has a right to change his name
to whatever he wants to change it to.
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244. And if a man
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245. God damn it, this is a free country.
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and call the man Muhammad Ali.
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247. His mama named him Clay.
I'm gonna call him Clay.
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248. - That's right.
- I say Clay.
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250. That's right, that's right.
He gonna always be Clay to me.
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251. I don't give a fuck
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The three of you. Three putzes.
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"Clay, Clay, Clay. "
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259. - Okay, now, what the fuck do you want?
- We desire a room.
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You got money?
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without a dollar to their name.
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265. But obviously you gentlemen
came in on another boat.
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266. We seek meagre accommodations.
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267. Excuse me?
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268. We require a room that is very poor.
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269. Hey, Stu! Your rent's due, motherfucker!
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270. And don't be pulling
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271. you hear? Hey, you're conscious. Shit.
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272. Every month, the same damn thing.
I tell you the truth.
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273. All right. Here we are.
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274. There's only one bathroom on this floor,
so you gonna have to share it.
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275. Got a little bit of an insect problem,
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276. but you boys from Africa
are used to that.
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277. And another thing,
don't use the elevator.
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278. It's a death trap.
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279. Now, this is the place
that I was telling you about.
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280. It's real fucked up.
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281. Got just one window, facing a brick wall.
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282. Used to rent it to a blind man.
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283. Damn shame, what they did to that dog.
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284. We will take the room.
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285. Yes.
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286. Behold, Semmi. Life. Real life.
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287. A thing that we have been denied
for far too long.
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290. Yes! Yes! Fuck you, too!
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that these are the people
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293. Yo, you want to buy
some toothbrushes, man?
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294. This is some real fly personal hygiene
equipment I got here, man.
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295. And I got a hell of a hairdryer
over here, too. Check it out.
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296. Thief!
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297. Stop! Thief! Come back! Thief!
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298. - Semmi, Semmi, let him go.
- But those things belong to us.
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299. We're well rid of those material things.
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300. Let them wear our princely robes.
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301. We're in New York now.
Let us dress as New Yorkers.
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302. - I feel like a complete idiot.
- Oh, do not be ridiculous.
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303. You know, you can be all the things
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304. you've always wanted to be.
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305. Beautiful, sexy.
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306. Easy as one, two, three.
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307. Just let your soul glow
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308. Just let it shine through
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309. Just let your soul glow, baby
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310. Feeling oh, so silky-smooth
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311. Just let it shine through, yeah
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312. Just let your soul glow
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313. Soul Glo.
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my prince's lock.
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315. - No.
- Yes.
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316. You must be out of your goddamn mind!
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317. Joe Louis, the greatest boxer ever lived.
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318. I'll be with you boys in a minute.
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319. He was badder than Cassius Clay.
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He badder than...
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You. The new boy in here.
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322. - Fine, Mike Tyson.
- Mike Tyson? Look like a bulldog.
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He could whip Mike Tyson's ass.
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328. a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano
out their ass.
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330. "Rocky Marciano. Rocky Marciano. "
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once and for all.
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333. But compared to Joe Louis,
Rocky Marciano ain't shit!
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335. That's right.
He did whup Joe Louis' ass.
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when they fought!
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337. I don't know how old he was,
but he got his ass whupped.
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to fight Rocky Marciano.
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He lied about his age all the time.
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Frank Sinatra come inside here
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"Frank, you hang out with Joe Louis.
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344. "Just between me and you,
how old is Joe Louis?"
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He said, "Hey, Joe Louis 137 years old. "
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you ain't never meet no Frank Sinatra.
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349. Who's next?
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Some kind of weave or something?
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351. Oh, it is my natural hair.
I have been growing it since birth.
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What kind of chemical you got in there?
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only juices and berries.
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Tell me how you want me to cut this.
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Honestly, how do I look?
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361. I worship the devil.
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362. See, that's the problem.
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364. Now, some guys go an hour,
hour and a half. That's it.
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365. A man's got to put in overtime
for me to get off.
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unless he drives a BMW.
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367. Yeah, well, you know, baby,
I'm almost single.
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Theresa and I have been on
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my own star in the videos,
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377. because I wanna become
a pop singer and a rock singer
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produce my own songs.
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'cause people tell me how talented I am,
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381. So then I'm going to write my own
stories and direct my own stories,
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382. and, you know,
and produce the movies I'm doing.
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coming over and sitting down,
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and I want to tear you apart.
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386. Is it my imagination,
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387. or does every woman in New York
have a severe emotional problem?
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388. I doubt we will ever find your queen.
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389. Mr Clarence.
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How y'all doing this evening?
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to find nice women here?
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392. Oh, you got to get out and look.
They ain't gonna just fall in your lap.
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394. Well, that's where you messed up, son.
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395. You can't go to no bar
to find a nice woman.
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396. You got to go to a nice place,
a quiet place, like a library.
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397. There's good women in there.
And at church is good girls.
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398. Or this place here
where I'm going tonight,
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some fine women there.
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when I look at these contestants
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I feel good!
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there's a God somewhere.
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who sits on high and looks down low.
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but they can't make it.
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415. Apparently, these are the best women
Queens has to offer.
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416. - Pick one and let's go home.
- You can call his name.
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417. - Be patient, my friend.
- Lord! Lord!
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418. - Do you love him?
- Yeah!
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419. - Do you feel joy?
- Yeah!
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420. - Say, "Joy!"
- Joy!
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421. Joy.
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422. - Joy!
- Joy!
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423. Can I get an "amen"?
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424. - Amen!
- Yes, Lord! Amen! Amen, brother.
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425. Don't be ashamed to call his name.
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426. Yes, Lord!
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427. Only God can give that woman
the kind of joy she has right there.
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428. Amen!
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429. Make a joyful noise unto the Lord!
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430. Joy!
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431. I am very happy to be here!
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432. - Amen.
- Amen!
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433. - Amen!
- Yes, sir.
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434. Can I get an "amen"?
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435. - Amen!
- Yes!
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436. I don't know what you come to do,
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437. but I come to praise his name.
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438. Lord, Lord.
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439. Girls, you can leave now.
Thank you very much.
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440. There's a God somewhere.
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441. I got a special treat for you this evening,
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442. a young man that you all know
as Joe the Policeman
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443. from the "What's Going Down" episode
ofThat's My Mama.
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444. I want you to put your hands together
and welcome him to the stage.
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445. Big round of applause
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446. for Jackson Heights' own
Mr Randy Watson! Yes!
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447. Randy Watson.
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448. That boy is good.
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449. Good and terrible.
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450. And Reverend Brown.
Can we hear it for the Reverend?
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451. This man's been my reverend
since I was a little boy,
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452. and I love him dearly.
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453. You're a very special man.
Reverend Brown.
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454. Reverend Brown.
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455. It feels so lovely to be here tonight.
What a beautiful...
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456. Give yourselves a round of applause.
You're so lovely. Everyone's so lovely.
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457. And while you're in the clapping mood,
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458. I'd like you to give
a big round of applause to my band,
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459. Sexual Chocolate.
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460. Sexual Chocolate.
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461. They play so fine, don't you agree?
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462. I believe the children are our future
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463. Thank you.
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464. Teach them well
and let them lead the way
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465. Show them all the beauty
they possess inside
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467. Make it easier
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468. Some of the good stuff, right?
Coming up.
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469. Want a Coke?
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470. Enjoying the show?
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471. Enjoy, young man.
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472. I decided long ago
never to walk in anyone's shadow
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473. If I fail, if I succeed
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474. You can't take away my dignity
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475. Because the greatest love of all
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476. is inside of me
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477. Yeah, yeah, yeah
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478. Sexy Chocolate!
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479. Sexy Chocolate!
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480. - God damn, that boy can sing.
- You must be crazy.
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481. - He good.
- You must be crazy.
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482. Put your hands together
for Mr Randy Watson.
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483. Yeah! One more time!
Randy Watson! How about it?
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484. Before we go any further,
I'd like to thank Mr Cleo McDowell,
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485. who's responsible
for all the fine food and beverages
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486. you've been consuming tonight.
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487. Cleo, I know you proud
of your lovely daughters. We are, too.
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488. Please welcome one of the organisers
of tonight's festivities,
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489. Miss Lisa McDowell.
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490. Lisa, come on up here, baby girl.
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491. Try to work in a plug
for the new salad bar.
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492. Daddy,
I'm not mentioning the restaurant.
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493. Well, at least give them the address.
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494. Girl, you look so good,
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495. somebody ought to put you on a plate
and sop you up with a biscuit.
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496. Thank you.
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497. You know, Black Awareness Week
is an opportunity for self-expression.
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498. - May we leave now?
- No, wait.
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499. Just moments ago, Randy attempted
to express himself through song
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500. in his own unique way.
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501. But the song makes a good point.
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502. The children are our future.
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503. And that's why it's up to all of us
to provide a place
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504. where children
can express themselves.
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505. We need to rebuild Lincoln Park.
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506. Now, ushers are passing through
the aisles with donation baskets.
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507. So, please, give all you can.
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508. Now, we're happy
to get the kind of money that jingles,
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509. but we'd rather get the kind that folds.
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510. It's donation! It's a donation!
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511. I thought it was the trash!
Don't be hitting on me.
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512. - Put some money in there.
- Stupid ass.
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513. I'll whup your ass, Clarence.
Don't call me names.
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514. Oh, yeah, right,
you tall black motherfucker.
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515. There's women up inside here.
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516. - I don't give a fuck about that.
- Come on, man!
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517. - Ain't nobody giving me nothing.
- Come on, watch.
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518. Thank you.
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519. She is wonderful.
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520. Akeem...
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521. You can see Lisa and Mr McDowell
at McDowell's Restaurant,
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522. 8507 Queens Boulevard.
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523. - 8507 Queens Boulevard.
- Now, you heard the girl.
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524. Come on,
dig deep for that money that folds.
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525. All right, fellas.
Now, your first job every morning
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526. will be to sweep this walkway.
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527. Then I want you to wash
all the windows. Real good, too.
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528. And don't leave no streaks.
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529. Hey! Hey!
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530. What are you doing?
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531. Get the hell out of here
before I bust that camera!
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532. Look, me and the McDonald's people,
we got this little misunderstanding.
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533. See, they're McDonald's.
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534. I'm McDowell's.
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535. They got the golden arches.
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536. Mine is the golden arcs.
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537. Now, see, they got the Big Mac,
I got the Big Mick.
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538. We both got two all-beef patties,
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539. special sauce, lettuce,
cheese, pickles and onions,
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540. but they use a sesame seed bun.
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541. My buns have no seeds.
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542. I got it.
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543. Now, you gotta mop
the food prep area twice a day.
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544. - You know how to mop?
- Oh, yes. Of course.
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545. All right.
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546. There you go.
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547. Don't use the bucket.
It'll just confuse you.
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548. Now, when you get through here,
you take out the trash.
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549. Yes.
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550. Come with me. I got an easy job for you.
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551. Hi.
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552. Hello.
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553. Hello.
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554. Hi.
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555. I am Akeem.
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556. It's nice to meet you, Akeem.
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557. I have recently been placed
in charge of garbage.
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558. Do you have any that requires disposal?
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559. No, it's totally empty.
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560. Well, when it fills up,
don't be afraid to call me.
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561. I'll come take it out most urgently.
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562. That's good to know.
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563. When you think of garbage,
think of Akeem.
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564. Well, I have to get back
to my sanitation duties.
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565. Maybe we'll have a chance again
to talk on a professional level.
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566. Goodbye, Akeem.
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567. Just let your soul glow, baby
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568. Feeling oh, so silky-smooth
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569. Just let it shine through, yeah
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570. Just let your soul glow
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571. Soul Glo.
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572. - Darryl!
- Cleo.
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573. Hey, hey, you're looking sharp, kid.
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574. Hey, how about a Mick-Shake?
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575. - I believe strawberry is your favourite.
- Thanks. Straw.
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576. Lisa's in the back. She's waiting for you.
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577. Come on.
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578. - So how's everything over at Soul Glo?
- Fine.
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579. You know, our home weave products
are really taking off.
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580. Good.
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581. By the way, Dad isn't using
the company tickets to the Jets game,
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582. and I thought you might enjoy them.
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583. Well, Darryl,
that's very considerate of you.
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584. Thank you.
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585. Lisa, look who's here, honey.
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586. Hi.
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587. You two kids have a good time,
you hear?
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588. - Ready?
- Sure.
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589. Listen, I wanna ask you something.
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590. The other day at the rally,
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591. somebody stuffed a large amount of
cash into one of the collection boxes.
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592. You wouldn't happen to know
who that was, would you?
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593. - Well, I...
- I thought it was you!
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594. You know me. Anything for the kids.
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595. - Hi, guys.
- Hello.
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596. Oh, before I forget, I got us
four tickets to the St. John's game.
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597. Maybe your sister
will wanna bring somebody.
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598. Great.
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599. Hey, take care of this for me, will you?
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600. Excuse me.
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601. Hey, it's Kunta Kinte.
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602. What can I do for you, boy?
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603. Can you make my hair look like this?
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604. Oh, man, what you wanna
make your hair look like that for?
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605. I like the way you wear your hair.
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606. You wear it natural. That's good, man.
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607. You know, I wish
more of the young children of today
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608. would wear their hair natural,
like Dr. Martin Luther King did.
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609. That's right. You ain't never seen
Dr. Martin Luther King
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610. with no messy Jheri curl on his head.
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611. - Ain't that right?
- Amen.
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612. Dr. King ain't come
walking around like that.
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613. You know, Sweets,
I met Dr. Martin Luther King once.
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614. You lying. You ain't never met
Dr. Martin Luther King.
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615. Yes, I met Dr. Martin Luther King
in 1962 in Memphis, Tennessee.
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616. I'm walking down the street,
minding my own business,
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617. just walking along, feeling good.
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618. I walk around the corner,
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619. man walk up, hit me on my chest, right?
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620. I fall on the ground, right?
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621. And I look up,
it's Dr. Martin Luther King.
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622. I said, "Dr. King?"
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623. He said, "Oops.
I thought you was somebody else. "
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624. Oh, man, you lying.
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625. You ain't never met
Martin Luther the King.
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626. Knocked the wind out of me,
yes, he did.
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627. - No, he didn't.
- Yes, he did.
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628. No, he did not!
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629. Hey, boy, why you so worried
about how you look, anyway?
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630. Well, I am trying to gain
the interest of a certain young lady.
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631. I ain't never heard of no woman
giving no man no loving
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632. just 'cause his hair looked good.
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633. That's right.
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634. - Is this an American girl?
- Yes.
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635. You got to go through her papa.
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636. See, that's a big misconception.
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637. People don't know that
about American women.
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638. Ain't got nothing to do with your hair
or your pocket.
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639. You get in good
with an American woman's father,
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640. you in good with her. Ain't that right?
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641. - He ain't lying.
- That's right.
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642. You get in good with the father,
you home free.
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643. Home free.
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644. Like a bird.
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645. Mr McDowell?
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646. What is it?
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647. Sir, I was wondering,
did you happen to catch
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648. the professional football contest
on television last night?
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649. No, I didn't.
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650. Oh, it was most exhilarating.
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651. The Giants of New York
took on the Packers of Green Bay,
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652. and in the end the Giants triumphed
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653. by kicking an oblong ball
made of pigskin through a big H.
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654. It was a most ripping victory.
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655. Son, I'm just gonna tell you this
one time.
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656. Yes, sir?
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657. You want to keep working here,
stay off the drugs.
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658. Yes, sir.
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659. I don't know how it is in Africa,
but here, rich guys get all the chicks.
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660. Yes, he must work very hard.
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661. The Prince of Soul Glo work hard?
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662. No way.
He lives off his father's invention.
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663. He could buy her anything he wants.
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664. How you gonna compete with that?
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665. I'll get it.
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666. - Delivery for Miss Lisa McDowell.
- I'll take it. I'm her sister.
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667. Would you sign here, please?
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668. What is it?
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669. Something for you.
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670. Do you mind if I open it?
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671. Whoa!
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672. - You think they're real?
- They couldn't be.
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673. "From an admirer, not Darryl. "
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674. - Somebody's messing around.
- I am not.
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675. I don't care
how much a man admires you,
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676. he's not gonna give you
earrings like that
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677. unless you're giving him a little booty.
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678. Not everybody thinks like you, Patrice.
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679. Yes, they do. They just don't admit it.
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680. Do you realise I have not had sex
since we got to America?
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681. Semmi, look. There she is.
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682. - I am going to talk to her.
- Good.
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683. Tell her you sent her
the $500,000 pair of earrings,
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684. then she will fall into your arms
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685. and we can leave
this godforsaken place.
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686. - Oh, no, I cannot do that.
- Well, do something.
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687. Do not worry. I have a plan.
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688. What are you going to do,
mop your way into her heart?
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689. That is not fair.
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690. What's not fair
is me doing manual labour.
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691. Oh.
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692. I am badly in need of a manicure.
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693. Oh, listen to you.
"I am badly in need of a manicure. "
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694. Are you going to say something?
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695. - Hey, Akeem?
- Yes?
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696. This is my sister, Patrice.
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697. - Hello, how are you?
- Hi.
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698. Akeem's from Africa.
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699. - What you doing in New York?
- I'm a student.
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700. What school are you going to?
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701. I go to the university.
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702. Which one?
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703. The University of the United States.
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704. I never heard of that.
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705. Well, it's a very small university.
We do not even have a basketball team.
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706. Really?
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707. We got an extra ticket
for the St. John's game tomorrow.
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708. Wanna come?
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709. - Yes.
- Good.
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710. You can double-date
with me and Darryl.
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711. Yeah!
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712. Yes!
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713. Yes, yes! In his face!
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714. - In his face!
- Yes! In the face!
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715. Why don't you
take off your jacket, Akeem?
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716. Yes.
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717. "Put it in the face," right?
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718. I like this.
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719. - Isn't that better?
- Yes, thank you very much.
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720. Wearing clothes must be
a new experience for you.
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721. Are you able to follow
the game, Akeem?
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722. Oh, yes.
I am following the game quite well.
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723. What kind of games
do y'all play in Africa?
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724. Chase the monkey?
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725. No, we play football.
I believe you call it... Soccer!
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726. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Soccer.
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727. Well, that's a real cute sport.
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728. Especially the way
y'all bounce that ball off your heads.
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729. You know, personally,
I don't like any sport
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730. where you don't use your hands.
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731. Yes! Yes!
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732. What are you doing?
It's just the halftime.
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733. Yes, this is my favourite part
of the game.
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734. Will you excuse me
for a moment, please?
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735. Excuse me.
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736. I'll be back in a minute.
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737. Oh, my goodness! Oh, my goodness!
It is you!
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738. I cannot believe it!
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739. - Greetings, Your Highness! Greetings!
- Please, please, stop bowing. Please.
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740. I am a loyal citizen of Zamunda.
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741. Yes, but you are going to spill
your beverages.
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742. This is the greatest day of my life.
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743. Yes, it was very nice meeting you, too.
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744. - Yes.
- Excuse me.
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745. Please! Please! Please!
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746. May I just have my picture taken
with you?
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747. I will cherish this experience
for the rest of my life.
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748. Thank you.
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749. The rest of my life.
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750. Who was that?
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751. Just a man I met in the restroom.
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752. - Sweetheart, why don't you quit this job?
- Because I like it here.
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753. Yeah, but you're my lady.
My lady doesn't have to work.
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754. I'll take care of you.
I'll get you anything you want.
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755. - What can I get you?
- Nothing.
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756. I'll get you some coffee.
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757. - I'll be right back.
- Okay.
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758. Hey, Akeem. So, did you have
a good time at the game?
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759. Yes, I did. Thank you.
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760. I hope Darryl didn't offend you.
Sometimes he can be pretty obnoxious.
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761. - Well, he cannot help it.
- Sit down. Take a break for a minute.
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762. Oh, thank you.
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763. You know, you're a very unusual guy.
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764. I've never seen anybody
take so much pride in mopping a floor.
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765. "He who would learn to fly one day
must first learn to stand and walk.
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766. "One cannot fly into flying. "
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767. That is not mine. That is Nietzsche's.
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768. See, that's what I mean.
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769. Most of the guys who work here
don't go around quoting Nietzsche.
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770. All right! Everybody shut up
and do what I say. Get the money out.
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771. Stay cool, nobody gets hurt.
Take the money out! All of it!
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772. Don't stall me, fat boy. Let's go!
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773. Come on! You're wasting my time, now.
Come on! Come on. Come on.
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774. Come on!
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775. Anybody move,
I'll blow your fucking head off.
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776. - What are you looking at, buddy?
- Be cool.
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777. Come on! Stop stalling!
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778. Come on, don't stall me. All of it!
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779. Come on. Come on!
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780. Excuse me for a moment.
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781. It would be wise for you
to put the weapon down.
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782. Who the fuck is this asshole?
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783. Please refrain from using
any further obscenities
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784. - in the presence of these people.
- What?
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785. I've warned you.
I'll be forced to thrash you.
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786. Fuck you.
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787. Freeze, you diseased rhinoceros pizzle.
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788. Hey, fellas. I gotta tell you,
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789. I'm real proud of the job
you did in there today.
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790. You know, we've been hit
by that guy five times.
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791. But I got a feeling
he won't be coming back,
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792. thanks to my African connection.
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793. Say, leave Sunday night open.
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794. I'm having a little get-together
at my house.
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795. You see? It is working.
He has accepted us as equals.
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796. Okay, fellas, just give them a ticket,
take their keys,
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797. park the cars down the street.
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798. When you get finished,
come inside and help out in the kitchen.
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799. Akeem, I want you to come with me.
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800. I want to show you
the inside of McDowell's little castle.
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801. Well, this here is my showplace.
I think it pretty much speaks for itself.
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802. You know something, Akeem?
When I was growing up,
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803. nine of us lived in a shack
no bigger than this room.
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804. And look what I have today.
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805. I only wish Mrs. McDowell
could have lived to see it.
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806. - You have a fine house, sir.
- Oh, well, thank you.
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807. You know, in 20 or 30 years,
with hard work,
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808. maybe you could have
a place like this for yourself.
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809. - That would be something.
- Wouldn't it?
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810. Well, this is where you're going to be
working tonight.
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811. - Ever open a champagne bottle?
- I have seen it done before.
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812. Good. Make sure
you keep all the glasses full.
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813. I better get dressed for this party.
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814. Look around. Make yourself comfortable
till the guests arrive.
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815. But, you see, I love the Lord.
You understand what I'm saying?
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816. I love the Lord,
and if loving the Lord is wrong,
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817. I don't wanna be right.
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818. - Hi, Mike, Faith.
- Hi.
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819. Good to see you.
Glad you could make it.
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820. Enjoy. Drink up.
Lots more where that came from.
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821. Hey, Randy. How's everything, buddy?
Good to see you. Watch out for this guy.
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822. Big Ed, my man.
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823. You know, I can appreciate the way
you handled that dude with the gun.
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824. I would have helped you out myself,
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825. except, well,
I had a cup of coffee in my hand.
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826. You understand, right?
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827. I bet you learned all that stuff
fighting lions and tigers and shit, huh?
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828. Yes. Yes, where I am from,
we have to be very aggressive.
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829. You know, I'm all for that,
especially with women.
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830. You know, they may not admit it,
but they all want a man
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831. to take charge,
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832. tell them what to do.
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833. Now, that's one of the things
I wanted to talk to you...
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834. Darryl, I must tell you,
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835. your mother gets lovelier
every time I see her.
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836. Cleo, I'd like to talk to you alone
for a minute.
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837. Sure, Darryl. Excuse us.
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838. - Mom, Dad, Grandma.
- Sure, Son.
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839. You know, actually,
I like the fries better at McDonald's,
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840. but I'd never tell Mr McDowell that.
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841. Akeem, make sure
everybody's glass is kept full.
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842. We're about to make
a very special announcement.
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843. Yes, sir.
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844. May I have everyone's attention, please?
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845. Mr and Mrs Jenks,
would you please join me?
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846. And Mother Jenks,
you come up here, too.
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847. I've just heard some news
that makes me a very happy man.
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848. Semmi, please.
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849. Champagne.
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850. - Thank you.
- Thank you.
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851. Okay, go on. Get out of here. Go on.
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852. Now, as you all know, Darryl and Lisa
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853. have been going together
for quite some time.
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854. But I'm pleased to announce
that just a few moments ago,
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855. Darryl here popped the big question
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856. and Lisa happily accepted.
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857. So as it turns out, this has become
an engagement party, huh?
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858. Amen. Praise the Lord.
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859. Married?
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860. - To the bride and groom.
- To the bride and groom.
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861. To the bride and groom.
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862. I want you and that young man
to tie that knot.
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863. I'm gonna pray for you.
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864. And I want you
to hold onto God's unchanging hand,
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865. 'cause he helped Joshua
fight the battle of Jericho.
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866. Yes, sir, he helped Daniel
get out of the lion's den.
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867. He helped Gilligan
get off the island. Lord!
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868. I want to talk to you, now.
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869. The next time you and my father decide
to get together to plan my life,
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870. - I wish you'd let me in on it.
- It's not like...
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871. Don't touch me.
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872. But, baby, it's our engagement party.
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873. Thanks.
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874. - Would you like some champagne?
- No, thanks.
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875. I really don't feel like celebrating.
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876. Wait.
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877. Sit down and keep me company.
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878. If you're gonna hang out with me,
you gotta loosen up, Akeem.
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879. Oh, I can be loose.
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880. - See?
- Much better.
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881. Are you all right?
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882. I'm fine. I'm just not going to be
pressured into marriage,
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883. not by Darryl, my father or anybody.
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884. I understand completely.
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885. In my country,
they arrange many marriages,
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886. and I don't feel anyone
should get married out of obligation.
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887. You're right. I mean, how could I
have even considered marrying
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888. a guy like Darryl?
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889. I wondered the same thing.
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890. He just made me so furious back there.
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891. You don't think I overreacted, do you?
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892. The first reaction
is usually the correct one.
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893. You know, you're very easy to talk to.
I feel like I could tell you anything.
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894. Hey, Akeem. We need
some more champagne over here.
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895. I almost forgot that I was here
in a domestic capacity.
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896. Well, thanks for listening to me, Akeem.
I really appreciate it.
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897. Anytime, Lisa McDowell.
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898. Hey, be careful.
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899. I think my sister likes you.
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900. Semmi.
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901. Semmi.
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902. Come, now, my friend.
You're going to be late for work.
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903. - So what if I am?
- Semmi.
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904. We cannot afford
to anger Mr McDowell now,
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905. especially since
things are going so well with Lisa.
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906. I do not care.
I'm not going to work today.
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907. Yes, you are going to work today.
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908. I'm sick of living like a peasant.
Look at this filth.
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909. You want to live better?
Fine. Fix this place up.
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910. But you are going to work today.
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911. Hello.
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912. Hi. You know, I started on cleanup,
just like you guys.
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913. But now, see, I'm washing lettuce.
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914. Soon I'll be on fries, then the grill.
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915. A year or two,
I make assistant manager.
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916. And that's where the big bucks
start rolling in.
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917. Just two years?
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918. Maybe I've stayed with him
because everyone expected me to.
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919. You know what I mean?
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920. You must be tired of hearing
about my problems with Darryl.
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921. Oh, no, not at all.
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922. You know, I feel like I owe you a favour.
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923. Why don't you come to my house
and I'll fix you dinner?
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924. Patrice will be there.
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925. - Let us go to my house.
- Why?
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926. - Well, I'd like to cook for you.
- You? Cook?
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927. I dabble a little, yes.
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928. Great. Tell you what.
I'll buy the groceries.
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929. Fine, but I have to warn you,
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930. my home is very poor.
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931. I don't care about that.
I'd love to see where you live.
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932. Welcome to my humble abode.
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933. This is 212...
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934. Akeem!
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935. What's wrong?
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936. Nothing's wrong. Everything's fine.
Excuse me for a moment, please.
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937. - What have you done?
- You told me to fix up the place.
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938. - I should kill you.
- Why?
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939. - I'm supposed to be a poor man.
- Akeem? Akeem.
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940. - Is everything all right?
- Everything is fine.
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941. Excuse me. I have to tidy up.
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942. Hey, you smoke?
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943. Take care of your lungs.
They're only human.
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944. What are you doing?
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945. For God's sake, Akeem,
do not take my pocket money.
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946. If you have no more money,
you can cause no more mischief.
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947. You are being unreasonable.
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948. If you have ruined my chances
with Lisa, I will never forgive you.
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949. - I am very sorry.
- Can we go in now?
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950. Oh, no, we cannot.
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951. Why not?
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952. There is a rat, a big rat, inside.
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953. You know what I think?
I think there is no rat.
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954. I think you're just so ashamed
of your apartment,
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955. you can't even let me see it.
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956. Once again, you have judged correctly.
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957. If it bothers you that much,
we can go out to eat.
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958. That would be much better.
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959. Excuse me for a moment, please.
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960. What did you give him?
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961. Oh, I just gave him
some pocket change.
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962. - Randolph!
- Leave me alone, Mortimer.
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963. Randolph! Randolph!
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964. I'm still not talking to you.
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965. Look.
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966. Mortimer, we're back.
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967. Yeah.
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968. To America.
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969. - Why'd you come here?
- To find something special.
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970. It's an awfully long way to travel.
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971. Well, no journey is too great
when one finds what he seeks.
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972. - Does everyone in Africa talk like you?
- Why? Do you not like it?
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973. No, I love it.
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974. It's nice to be with a man
who knows how to express himself.
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975. - Thank you.
- Thank you very much.
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976. Let's have lunch.
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977. You have the most amazing effect
on people.
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978. No, I don't.
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979. It's true. Look at that guy
at the basketball game the other day.
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980. People love you.
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981. I bet where you're from,
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982. women practically throw themselves
at your feet.
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983. Why do you say that?
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984. Because you have a kind of inner glow,
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985. like you're above anything petty.
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986. It's almost regal.
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987. So what'd you do back home?
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988. Back home I was...
I was in the family business back home.
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989. What's that?
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990. Goat herding.
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991. - Yes, yes.
- Really?
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992. Yes. Does it surprise you?
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993. No, it's just that you seem so educated.
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994. Well, the life of a goat herder
is not that demanding.
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995. The goats pretty much
take care of themselves,
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996. which leaves a man
with a great deal of time to read.
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997. - Please, let me.
- No, it is not right. I should pay.
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998. Akeem, I wish you'd stop worrying
about being poor.
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999. If I wanted a wealthy guy,
I'd be with Darryl,
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1000. not you.
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1001. Would you like to dance?
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1002. Yes.
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1003. What about Patrice?
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1004. I am not interested in Patrice.
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1005. What about Darryl?
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1006. I am not interested in Darryl, either.
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1007. You actually want to send this?
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1008. Why? What is wrong?
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1009. Read it to me.
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1010. "To His Majesty King Jaffe Joffer,
the Royal Palace, Zamunda.
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1011. "Sire, Akeem and I
have depleted our funds.
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1012. "Kindly send 300,000 American dollars
immediately,
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1013. "as we are in dire straits.
Your humble servant, Semi. "
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1014. - Semmi.
- Semmi.
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1015. Should I make it $400,000?
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1016. You think that'd be enough?
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1017. You are right. $500,000.
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1018. As long as you're asking,
why don't we go for a cool million?
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1019. You do not think
that would be too much?
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1020. No.
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1021. Okay, what's going on?
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1022. Patrice.
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1023. I came to see Akeem.
What are you two involved in?
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1024. You can't afford all this stuff
on your salary.
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1025. Someone to kiss, someone to miss
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1026. When you're away
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1027. Through here, gone each day
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1028. To be loved, to be loved
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1029. Wow! What a feeling, to be loved
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1030. Hey! Keep quiet down there!
People are trying to sleep!
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1031. Some wish to be a king or a queen
Some wish for fortune and fame
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1032. Shut up!
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1033. But to be truly, truly, truly, truly loved
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1034. Shut the fuck up!
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1035. Is more than all of these things
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1036. Whoa!
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1037. Shut up!
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1038. Someone who cares
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1039. Hey, what do you think this is,
Carnegie Hall?
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1040. Someone to share lonely hours
and moments of despair
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1041. Shut up!
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1042. To be loved, to be loved
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1043. Will you shut the fuck up?
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1044. Wow! What a feeling, to be...
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1045. Semmi, I just had the most wonderful...
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1046. Oh, hi, Akeem.
Semmi told me everything.
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1047. Sorry things didn't work out
between you and me,
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1048. but you understand.
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1049. Good night, sweet prince.
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1050. Remember, you must not tell a soul.
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1051. Your secret is safe with me,
Your Highness.
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1052. Bye.
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1053. If you're the Prince, then who am I?
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1054. My servant?
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1055. Boy, they smell good.
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1056. That Darryl must be spending a fortune
on flowers, huh?
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1057. Stay out of this, Dad.
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1058. - Where you going?
- To a museum with Akeem.
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1059. No, I don't like that.
I don't like that one bit.
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1060. What's wrong with Akeem?
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1061. Lisa, you told me yourself.
He's a goat herder.
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1062. Why don't you marry Darryl?
He dresses real nice,
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1063. - treats you real good.
- You only like Darryl because he's rich.
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1064. Lisa, I just don't want you
to have to struggle
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1065. the way your mother and I did.
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1066. I know.
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1067. - Bye, Daddy.
- Yeah. Bye.
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1068. Come in.
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1069. - Hey, you boys wanted to see me?
- Yes, Mr Townsend.
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1070. We would like to change apartments.
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1071. God damn. Now, what the hell
have you boys done in here?
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1072. My friend Semmi
has altered the apartment,
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1073. and we would like to exchange it
for another.
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1074. This stuff ain't hot, is it?
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1075. Oh, of course not, sir.
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1076. It's just that
I'm going to bring a young lady up,
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1077. and I cannot let her
see me living like this.
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1078. I tell you what. I'm gonna
let you boys stay in my apartment,
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1079. and I'll move up here.
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1080. Does your apartment look poor?
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1081. Yeah, it's a real shithole. You'll love it.
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1082. Here are the keys.
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1083. It's apartment 1A.
Downstairs, first floor.
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1084. Thank you. You are too kind.
Semmi, move our things.
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1085. I have a date with Lisa.
Isn't that wonderful?
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1086. Who in the hell is that?
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1087. Hey, what's up, brother?
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1088. You're a little late
for the Christmas pageant.
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1089. I am King Jaffe Joffer,
ruler of Zamunda.
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1090. Yeah, well, have a seat.
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1091. Chair number two
will be ready in a second.
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1092. This is beautiful. What is that? Velvet?
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1093. - I have come for my son, Akeem.
- Come for who?
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1094. You know, Kunta, from up... Kunta.
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1095. Oh, yeah. The boy upstairs.
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1096. Oh, yeah, yeah, him.
He around here someplace.
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1097. He live upstairs on the fifth floor.
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1098. Hey! Hey, who gonna clean up
all these flowers?
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1099. You may enter.
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1100. - You are not Akeem.
- I know that.
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1101. - What is this?
- A photograph.
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1102. What is this McDowell's?
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1103. It's a place over on Queens Boulevard.
I think he works there.
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1104. My son works?
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1105. Where is he now?
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1106. I don't know. He moved downstairs.
Apartment 1A.
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1107. Your Majesty! What are you doing here?
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1108. I received your telegram.
Where is Akeem?
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1109. He went out. So, how was your flight?
Comfortable, I trust?
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1110. Your only job was to look after Akeem.
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1111. How could you let him
come to such a pass?
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1112. Akeem will not listen to me.
He's gone quite mad, Your Majesty.
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1113. Semmi, you have disgraced yourself
and you must be punished.
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1114. You will confine yourself
to our royal suite at the Waldorf-Astoria.
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1115. And see that he puts on
some decent attire.
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1116. And I want you to bathe him thoroughly.
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1117. Oh, thank you, Your Majesty.
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1118. Oh, look, Zamunda.
That's where you're from, isn't it?
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1119. Yes.
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1120. - What's it like?
- Oh, you would love it there.
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1121. It's the most beautiful place on earth.
The people are very friendly.
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1122. And you...
You, they would treat like a queen.
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1123. Akeem!
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1124. People are gonna see us.
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1125. - Then let them see. Lisa, let us go.
- Now?
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1126. Yes. Right now.
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1127. Yeah, well, look, Darryl,
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1128. why don't you come by
the house tonight?
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1129. Yeah, about 9:00.
Lisa will be home by then.
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1130. Hey, look, don't worry about it, buddy.
We'll work something out.
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1131. Okay, see you later.
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1132. - Mr McDowell?
- Yeah.
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1133. There's some people here to see you.
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1134. - They're not from McDonald's, are they?
- I don't think so.
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1135. What can I do for you?
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1136. Oha?
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1137. This is King Jaffe Joffer,
ruler of Zamunda.
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1138. He is searching for his son, Akeem.
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1139. - Your son?
- Yes, my son, the Prince.
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1140. A prince? Are you serious?
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1141. Prince Akeem is the sole heir
to the throne of Zamunda.
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1142. I always knew there was
something special about that boy.
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1143. - Can you tell us where he might be?
- Oh, yes.
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1144. He's out with my lovely daughter, Lisa.
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1145. I am staying at the Waldorf-Astoria.
When you see him, call me.
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1146. - I'll tell him you're here.
- No.
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1147. Do not alert him to my presence.
I shall deal with him myself.
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1148. For your trouble.
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1149. Oh, well, thank you, Your Royalness.
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1150. A prince!
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1151. - Wait.
- What?
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1152. - We cannot go in.
- Why not?
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1153. Wait in the car. I will be right back.
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1154. - We must leave.
- I don't care about the apartment.
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1155. It's not that.
It's just that I feel like I'm rushing you.
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1156. No, you're not.
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1157. - It's better if we take our time.
- But I want to.
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1158. It's better if I take you home.
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1159. Well, look who's here.
Akeem, it's good to see you.
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1160. It is good to see you, too, sir.
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1161. Come on inside. Have a little drink.
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1162. Well, I have to get going, Mr McDowell.
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1163. Oh, no, now, you got time for one drink.
Have a seat.
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1164. Get out of there, dog.
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1165. You know, you and I,
we don't spend enough time talking.
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1166. Well, perhaps some other time, sir.
I really have to get going.
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1167. Oh, no. Sit down.
I'll be right back with that drink.
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1168. Yeah, King Jaffe Joffer's room, please.
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1169. Yeah, hello, King?
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1170. Yeah, Cleo McDowell here.
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1171. Yeah, King,
both the kids are here together.
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1172. Right, 2432 Derby Avenue,
Jamaica Estates.
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1173. Right. Now, King, I was wondering if...
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1174. Hello, King?
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1175. I really have to go, sir.
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1176. Oh, no, no. Have a seat right here.
Look, did you want ice in that?
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1177. Excuse me. I'll be right back.
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1178. - Well, who was that?
- Jehovah's Witness.
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1179. Excuse me.
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1180. Look, the girl doesn't like you any more.
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1181. Can't you get that through
your greasy head?
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1182. But you told me to come over and...
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1183. Now, where were we?
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1184. I warned you, didn't I? Dottie, get him.
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1185. Sir, I really appreciate your hospitality,
but I have to get going.
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1186. Oh, no.
You can stay a little while longer.
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1187. I just put some delicious hors d'oeuvres
in the oven, son.
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1188. Let me go see if they're ready.
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1189. - Lisa, I must leave.
- Is something wrong, Akeem?
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1190. I promise I will tell you
when the time is right,
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1191. but now I must go.
Tell your father goodbye for me.
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1192. Where's Akeem?
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1193. - He said he had to leave.
- Well, he can't leave.
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1194. What is going on?
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1195. And why are you being so nice
to Akeem all of a sudden?
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1196. I like the boy.
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1197. What are you up to?
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1198. What? Nothing.
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1199. Hey, a man's got a right
to change his mind, doesn't he?
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1200. Daddy?
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1201. You know,
you two make a beautiful couple, Lisa.
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1202. Daddy?
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1203. He's a real fine young man.
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1204. Dad!
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1205. Okay, Lisa. He's rich. He is rich!
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1206. - What?
- He's got his own money.
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1207. And, baby, when I tell you
he's got his own money,
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1208. I mean the boy has got his own money!
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1209. A prince. He's a prince!
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1210. Oh, Lisa, you did it this time.
You hit the jackpot!
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1211. Your little goat herder
makes Darryl look like a welfare case.
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1212. I will get out here.
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1213. That'll be nine bucks.
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1214. Semmi.
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1215. Good news, Akeem.
We've been rescued.
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1216. Where are my parents?
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1217. They've gone to the McDowells' house
to look for you.
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1218. - Come with me.
- Where are we going?
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1219. Back to Queens.
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1220. Well, look who's here.
Come in. Come in.
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1221. Welcome to casa de McDowell.
Just come right in.
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1222. Where is Akeem?
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1223. He just stepped out.
Probably went for a pizza.
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1224. You know these youngsters.
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1225. Well, this must be your lovely wife.
How are you today?
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1226. Oh, very well, thank you.
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1227. I don't know whether to shake your hand
or kiss it or bow or what.
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1228. I feel like break-dancing.
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1229. Come in. Have a seat. Take a load off.
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1230. Come on.
Your son ought to be back any minute.
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1231. Yeah, sit down. Here, try the La-Z-Boy.
It's real comfortable.
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1232. - It is very nice.
- Yeah, put your feet up.
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1233. Here you go, King.
Try one of these little pigs in a blanket.
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1234. Now, they're the frozen kind,
but you'd never know it.
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1235. You told me my son was here.
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1236. You know, my daughter Lisa might know
where he went.
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1237. Akeem and Lisa
have gotten quite close.
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1238. Where is your daughter?
I must speak to her at once.
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1239. Lisa? There's someone here
to see you, sweetheart.
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1240. This is Akeem's father, the King.
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1241. Leave us.
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1242. - I understand you are seeing my son.
- I was seeing him.
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1243. Then he must have told you
about his wife in Zamunda.
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1244. - He's married?
- No, but he will be soon.
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1245. We've already chosen his bride.
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1246. So, you see, he could not be
at all serious about you.
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1247. Akeem came to America
to sow his royal oats.
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1248. Excuse me.
I need to be alone for a moment.
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1249. Are you comfortable, Miss...
I'm not sure what to call you.
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1250. My name's Cleo.
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1251. It is very nice to meet you, Cleo.
My name is Aoleon.
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1252. Aoleon. Alien.
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1253. Lisa, where you going?
I want you to meet the Queen.
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1254. - Are you all right, my dear?
- I'm sorry.
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1255. I have to get out of here.
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1256. What's the matter, baby?
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1257. - Hey, what'd you say to my daughter?
- I told her the truth,
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1258. that Akeem could not be
interested in her.
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1259. How can you be so sure?
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1260. Oh, come, now.
Our son cannot consort with such a girl.
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1261. Hey, now, wait a minute.
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1262. Oha?
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1263. I know you have been inconvenienced,
and I am prepared to compensate you.
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1264. Shall we say
one million American dollars?
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1265. - No way.
- Very well, then. $2 million.
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1266. You haven't got enough money
to buy my daughter off.
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1267. - Nonsense.
- Jaffe, apologise to Mr McDowell.
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1268. I will do no such thing.
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1269. The man is beneath me,
and so is his daughter.
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1270. Now, I don't give a damn who you are.
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1271. This is America, Jack.
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1272. Now, you say one more word
about Lisa here,
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1273. and I'm gonna break my foot off
in your royal ass.
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1274. - Pardon me?
- What's everybody yelling about?
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1275. Their son, the Prince,
is in love with your sister,
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1276. but the King here, he can't handle it.
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1277. No, he's not.
The Prince is in love with me.
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1278. - Are you all right?
- Yes, Mother, I am fine.
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1279. Why are you hugging him?
He's just the servant.
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1280. He's the Prince.
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1281. Who told you that?
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1282. - You mean Akeem's the Prince?
- Yeah, and he's in love with Lisa.
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1283. How come she always gets
the good ones?
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1284. - Where is Lisa?
- Your daddy here just ran her off.
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1285. - What did you tell her?
- It is of no consequence.
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1286. - We shall return to Zamunda at once.
- I will not leave without Lisa.
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1287. So you do care for her?
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1288. Mother, I love her.
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1289. Then go after her.
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1290. Akeem! Akeem, I forbid you.
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1291. Put a sock in it, Jaffe.
The boy is in love.
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1292. Darryl, what happened?
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1293. Lisa dumped me.
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1294. Oh, I know. You poor thing.
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1295. The first thing we have to do
is get you out of these wet clothes.
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1296. Stop. Lisa! Lisa!
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1297. I will be fine by myself.
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1298. Lisa, please.
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1299. I did not mean to hurt you.
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1300. Well, at least I know
who gave me these.
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1301. Well, you can keep them,
'cause I don't want them
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1302. and I don't want you.
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1303. Lisa.
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1304. - Lisa.
- Look, just leave me alone.
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1305. Lisa, please. I love you.
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1306. What about the woman
you're supposed to marry?
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1307. I do not love her.
Why do you think I came to America?
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1308. Oh, your father told me.
To sow your royal oats.
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1309. Oh, no.
I came to America to find my bride.
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1310. I came to Queens to find you.
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1311. So why did you lie to me, then?
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1312. Why didn't you just tell me
you were a prince?
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1313. Because I wanted you to love me
for who I am.
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1314. I'm not sure who you are.
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1315. I'm the man you fell in love with.
Should it matter that I'm a prince?
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1316. It shouldn't, but I...
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1317. Just tell me you didn't love me
when you thought I was a goat herder,
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1318. and I will never bother you again.
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1319. It just wouldn't work out.
We're too different.
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1320. You're royalty, for God's sake.
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1321. You want me to renounce my throne?
I will.
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1322. From this moment on,
I renounce my throne.
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1323. I am no longer the Prince of Zamunda.
I renounce my throne.
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1324. Does this make you happy?
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1325. I can't let you do that.
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1326. I do not care about my crown.
All I care about is you.
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1327. Marry me, Lisa.
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1328. - So, what do you think?
- Go on, honey. Take a chance.
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1329. Look, I'm sorry, I can't.
Goodbye, Akeem.
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1330. If you're really a prince, I'll marry you.
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1331. Look at it this way.
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1332. At least we learned
how to make French fries.
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1333. You're still not speaking to me.
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1334. - I only want our son to be happy.
- And so do I.
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1335. Aoleon, please. It is out of our hands.
The girl told him no.
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1336. Well, after the way you treated her,
who could blame her?
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1337. Even if she said yes,
they still could not marry.
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1338. It is against the tradition.
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1339. Well, it is a stupid tradition.
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1340. Who am I to change it?
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1341. I thought you were the King.
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1342. Your Highness,
we have not come to that part yet.
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1343. Your Highness. Your Highness!
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1344. Would you really have given up
all of this just for me?
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1345. Of course.
If you like, we can give it all up now.
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1346. No.
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1347. Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute. Wait.
Stop right there. Listen.
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1348. Stop right there a minute.
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1349. Man goes into a restaurant.
You listening?
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1350. A man goes into a restaurant.
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1351. He sits down.
He's having a bowl of soup.
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1352. He says to the waiter,
"Waiter, come taste the soup. "
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1353. Waiter says, "Is there
something wrong with the soup?"
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1354. He says, "Taste the soup. "
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1355. He says, "Is there something wrong
with the soup?
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1356. "Is the soup too hot?"
He says, "Will you taste the soup?"
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1357. "What's wrong? Is the soup too cold?"
"Will you just taste the soup?"
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1358. "All right, I'll taste the soup.
Where's the spoon?"
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1359. What do you know from funny,
you bastard?
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