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not a dream.
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This is not a dream.
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I don't know.
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just transferred me here.
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my information again.
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five times.
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like a real person, please?
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her bilirubin levels?
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they might consider yttrium-90.
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you have really bad social skills.
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not listen to my conversation?
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Don't be that guy. Eyes on the prize.
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are too high?
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by 3:00.
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- This is about your mom?
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- I don't know. A few years.
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the meteor shower starts.
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- What kind of question is that?
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a fucking meteor shower. "Why?"
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in a few years.
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at Tristana Pharmaceuticals.
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- So you already...
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Yeah, I did.
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I should be able to help you
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in a few years.
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I want to go pre-med?
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that you knew what yttrium-90 is
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are still... battling to crack
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parallel parking?
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Yeah. I know.
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has a cancer ribbon pinned to it.
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a picture of your mom.
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You guys have the same nose bridge.
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become a doctor that saves people.
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that couldn't save your mom.
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those good intentions will fade
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it always does,
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like everyone always becomes.
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probably from cancer.
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- Hey. Over here.
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just flashed before my eyes.
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not realising he's dead.
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I'm talking about?
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It's like...
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- Oh, uh, sure. Uh...
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in 'The Sixth Sense'.
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You know what? I never saw that.
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that everyone was talking about?
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in the beginning of that? That sucks!
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Fuck!
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everyone had seen it.
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No, I'm not that mad. No.
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but I'll get over it. Sorry.
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for a few more months at least.
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we'll see... see what happens.
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You have an eating problem?
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I shouldn't have said that.
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Kimberly's annoyed.
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- What?
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in a year when...
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just thinking about you.
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- Yeah, because of that song.
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as I was walking here,
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for my friend's wedding in Paris.
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The City of Lights.
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our biggest fights.
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from Wisconsin, right?
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Lenora or Leonora?
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- Right. I remember that wedding.
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he just liked the song.
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the Beatles, right?
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when I was five.
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you know?
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I could handle them a little better
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to ground them,
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they just got so... pedestrian.
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- Do I come to the cemetery?
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Especially this one.
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the most elegant sport.
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in the next two years.
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- Oh.
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I'd hate to throw up at a grave.
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all over this city,
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next to one so spectacular.
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he's from New York.
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Seriously. It's so overrated.
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I'll take Orlando any day.
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Los Angeles is just more...
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- Modern.
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New York doesn't have any...
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if I could have your number.
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- Your phone number.
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Not yet anyway.
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this is a first date,
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You might not be a bad guy.
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You're incredibly handsome.
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when you were a kid too.
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of substance and personality.
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really challenged you before.
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you think everything you say
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but it means nothing, actually.
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talking about, it's upsetting,
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sees through that.
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but you're shallow beyond belief.
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your number?
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182. - OK. OK.
- What are you doing?
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in front of me?
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I see that now.
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She's way too beautiful.
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188. - What?
- I should be more of a realist.
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maybe a C+ in winter,
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my body more.
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you're incredibly attractive,
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you two pair.
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Alright. Let's...
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This is...
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The line's moving. Let's just go.
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- Wanna get a good seat.
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is you're a chickenshit.
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- It's not the only problem.
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201. - Let's go. Excuse me. Excuse me.
- It's one of many.
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- Yeah. I shouldn't talk.
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That's not true. I did.
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Well, I'm sorry he bothered you.
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The wedding's in an hour.
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dreamt about me?
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- Yeah.
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Yeah, of course.
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like, sex dreams?
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and that went away.
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really want to say that?
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or whatever, in the beginning,
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I meant, like...
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- A dream, like...
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of what we are,
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stuff like that.
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I got it.
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- Hey! Whoa.
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You're not yourself.
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- I'm gonna give you what-for.
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- I'm serious.
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You were.
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so, yes, we're non sequitur.
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- I want a baby.
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- Seriously.
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when we get to it, OK?
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How do you do that?
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She's beyond beautiful.
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And she seems funny too.
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I can feel it.
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Really...
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- OK.
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- Yeah.
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What are we doing?
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I thought I saw somebody,
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that was behind you.
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not there now, obviously.
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You were talking to yourself.
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- You know, you say 'so' a lot.
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- So, do...
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- Awkward feels good to me.
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feels awkward to me.
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don't you think?
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I mean...
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because I don't believe in love.
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deteriorate
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for 32 years.
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- No, they're not.
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- No, they're not.
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you know, the lesser of two evils.
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between your parents right now.
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lukewarm feelings about you too.
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- So...
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a thing about shaking hands.
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You ARE a little crazy.
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- You're not impressing me.
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- You know...
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sounding really dumb.
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why you date guys like that.
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'cause you're superficial.
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That's your blind spot.
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- Wait.
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- Hey.
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and the good part's coming up.
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- Wait, wait, wait.
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'The Selfish Gene', Richard Dawkins.
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I just read about memes.
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that ideas are like genes
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of evolution.
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how that applies to us,
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mutated and evolved.
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when we first met,
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blah, blah, blah,
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and admiration for each other -
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didn't you?
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at the best place.
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introduce me to the head guy
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and immunology lab.
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That's all.
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Yeah, I meditate before every date.
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Face facts.
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but you.
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I'm still technically on it,
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trust me.
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a Bob Dylan song
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a Britney Spears song.
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but it sounds insulting.
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The one with glasses, moustache.
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terrible taste in men?
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- I have to talk to you.
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- No... It's really important.
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- I'm on the frickin' phone.
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Something weird is happening.
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- These meteor shower things.
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- Yeah.
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that kind of thing.
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Either have I, ever, ever.
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happy crying, isn't it?
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- Yes.
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- Thank you.
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- Well...
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- I want to keep talking to you.
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- For multiple reasons.
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than that, I promise.
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but I should go.
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in the winter, when you're a C+.
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I knew you were superficial. I told you.
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is you think I'm hot.
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is because you think I'm not.
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why I should.
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"Don't miss her."
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the important things in life,
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a heightened curiosity
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a near-impossible feat
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'cause I hate getting to know people.
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you're not like the others.
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- People.
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I'm not a person?
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You're not phoney like them.
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I said you're beautiful.
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gonna happen?
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397. It's a beautiful night, though.
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398. What?
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399. I never know that means,
people saying it's a beautiful night.
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400. What does that mean?
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401. So... Well, to me...
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402. It means it's...
it's comfortable, familiar.
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403. Yet deeply moving.
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404. Right. No, I feel you.
Like, um...
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405. Like I'm stoned
and listen to Steely Dan.
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406. No. Nothing at all like that.
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407. Not like... No. I know.
More like an... Yeah.
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408. Like... floating down
a serene lake in a rowboat
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409. when the sun is setting
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410. or like when the sun is...
being a part of nature.
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411. - Stop speaking.
- Yep.
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412. It's beautiful when
the weather's not hot or cold.
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413. Kind of like you don't notice it,
kind of like it's perfect
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414. 'cause everything's
so balanced.
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415. You don't even feel it.
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416. And while you're feeling
that non-feeling...
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417. ..you look up in the sky
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418. and you almost think,
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419. "That's why,"
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420. because how everything is
right now,
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421. all the stars
and planets
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422. and us and the ground
and the cells and molecules...
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423. Right now...
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424. ..is exactly the reason.
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425. Right now is comfortable.
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426. You're a now person.
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427. - True.
- Yeah.
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428. See, I'm a five-minutes-from-now
person,
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429. because five minutes from now,
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430. a gust of wind could come
and blow H1 N1 in everyone's eyes.
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431. Right.
Except that's highly unlikely.
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432. Or five minutes from now,
an earthquake could erupt
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433. and swallow us all whole.
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434. Right. Except that... Shit.
That could actually happen.
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435. Yeah - the point is
I'm way too anxious about
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436. what could happen five minutes
from now to be content with now.
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437. Can't do it.
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438. What if something good happens
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439. five minutes from now?
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440. - Can't that happen?
- No.
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441. What did you think
was gonna happen
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442. five minutes
before you met me?
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443. Just really paranoid
I'm gonna miss it.
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444. I miss things a lot.
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445. I don't care if I miss it
because...
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446. You're a now person. Got it.
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447. So, another weird thing -
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448. I don't mind your pessimism
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449. as much as I usually mind pessimism.
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450. That's great. I hate people
who think I'm too negative.
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451. Also, I like your hat.
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452. Yeah, I'm probably gonna
fall in love with you.
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453. Wow.
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454. That's it?
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455. What were you hoping for?
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456. "I'm going to
fall in love with you too?"
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457. No, but...
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458. Well, yeah.
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459. So all that stuff about
not believing in relationships...
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460. That's just
a pick-up line.
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461. Do we have a deal, then?
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462. 'Cause you said you believe in love.
I don't.
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463. So let's put it to the test -
date each other, me and you,
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464. in a relationship.
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465. Let's do it.
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466. Why the hell
am I shaking your hand?
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467. I should be scared to death
of who you are as a person.
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468. Instead, I'm scared to death
of weddings - death, literally.
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469. I'd probably have a coronary
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470. right as I was
walking up the aisle.
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471. Oh, God.
Please invite me to your wedding.
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472. I'd love to see that.
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473. Well, that's morbid and telling.
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474. Yeah, well, if snuff films
were readily available,
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475. I'd probably watch 'em -
not gonna lie.
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476. - Is that a deal-breaker for you?
- No.
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477. Because for some reason,
I still happen to be in love with you.
Copy !req
478. No, it's because
you didn't think
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479. you'd be the one
marrying me.
Copy !req
480. Wait. You don't smoke weed.
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481. What are you doing?
Don't do that.
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482. So do you still love me?
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483. I tell you all the time.
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484. If you died right now,
I'd visit your grave every single day.
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485. Not every day. It's crazy.
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486. That doesn't
answer the question.
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487. Of course I love you.
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488. It never sounds real
when you say it.
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489. Like it doesn't exist.
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490. So, what are you doing here?
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491. I'm going up north.
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492. - Why would you do that?
- I don't know.
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493. - You don't know?
- I... Of course. I'm kidding.
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494. I'm gonna...
I'm gonna meet someone.
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495. So... Right. OK.
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496. - How's your mom doing?
- Uh, she's actually fine.
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497. I can't believe I haven't
talked to you this long.
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498. Her doctors were huge idiots,
so I took matters in my own hands.
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499. I figured out a way to dose her
with that experimental drug
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500. we were developing
in the lab.
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501. Wait. Are you allowed
to do that?
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502. No.
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503. Wasn't that...
extremely dangerous?
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504. - Yeah. Oh, yeah.
- Well, she's fine now?
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505. Yeah, completely.
She's in remission. So...
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506. - Dell, that's great.
- Yeah.
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507. I mean, other than
the totally unethical
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508. recklessly risking your mom's life part,
that's... that's...
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509. - You... you saved her.
- Yeah, I guess.
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510. We should probably keep that
between us, by the way,
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511. just because
there's a good chance
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512. what I did was illegal... ish.
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513. Right.
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514. Oh.
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515. - All aboard!
- Right.
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516. - Uh...
- We should probably...
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517. OK, right.
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518. Well, still. Wow.
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519. Can't believe
you're curing cancer now.
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520. Does that mean
you've stopped hating people?
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521. Not at all.
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522. Kill Zelda Fitzgerald.
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523. Right?
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524. - Who is that?
- Really?
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525. I don't know who that is.
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526. F. Scott Fitzgerald's
annoying... wife.
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527. - Oh, really?
- Yeah.
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528. I'd definitely marry
Rita Hayworth.
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529. - Great hair.
- Hair, right.
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530. Guys love her hair.
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531. I definitely have to
shit out of this one.
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532. - Olga Kordenstitch? Who is that?
- I don't know.
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533. I've just always
wanted to fuck an Olga.
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534. I would definitely
marry Tupac.
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535. Kimberly Shakur.
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536. It's got a good ring to it.
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537. I would definitely eff
Edward R. Murrow.
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538. I picture him
starting up sex with,
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539. "Goodnight and good luck."
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540. I'd probably laugh so much
that I'd have an orgasm
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541. right then and there.
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542. From the laughter, you know?
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543. I lied about
not seeing 'The Sixth Sense'.
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544. - You saw it?
- Of course I saw it.
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545. Everybody saw it.
It's amazing.
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546. Who didn't see
'The Sixth Sense'?
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547. Why would you lie
about that?
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548. I read in a woman's magazine
that every relationship,
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549. whether it be short-term
or long-term,
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550. there's usually one big lie
relative to that relationship,
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551. and I just... I wanted to
get mine over with, I guess.
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552. Why would you want to
get a jump start on the lying?
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553. Because of...
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554. Oh, because of
five minutes from now.
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555. Well, yeah.
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556. You're assuming that we're in
a relationship, or going to be,
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557. when I'm still technically
on a date with someone else,
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558. which I should probably
be getting back to, by the way.
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559. What about the handshake?
We shook hands. You can't do that.
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560. - I was leading you on.
- That's really fucked up.
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561. - That's the business.
- Well, what about a friendship?
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562. Actually,
what am I talking about?
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563. I definitely don't
want to be friends with you.
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564. I was raped, in high school,
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565. by the quarterback
of the football team.
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566. Jesus!
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567. I know.
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568. That is a terrible lie.
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569. Hey. How do you know
that's a lie?
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570. You were raped in high school
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571. by the quarterback
of the football team?
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572. I don't think after-school
specials are that cliché.
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573. You couldn't have gone with,
like, a cornerback
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574. or a defensive end
or something?
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575. Well, I was just trying
to get mine over with.
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576. - Your what over who?
- My lie to you.
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577. - You can't.
- Why can't?
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578. Because I saw it coming,
'cause we just talked about it.
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579. You're very good at this.
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580. You got to wait until I'm in
a completely vulnerable position
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581. where I'd really
fall for it.
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582. - Sounds really dangerous.
- Oh, yeah.
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583. That's the problem
with relationships.
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584. - Danger?
- Or worse.
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585. - Worse?
- You change the other person.
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586. You are a very broken man, Dell.
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587. In theory.
Copy !req
588. Speaking of broken men,
Copy !req
589. your goateed philistine
is sashaying toward us.
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590. - Run. Run! Run!
- What? What?
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591. Well, that's settled.
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592. Want a hit?
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593. No way.
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594. It has a weird effect on me.
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595. For some reason, when I'm high,
I think people can't hear me
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596. and I start speaking
really loudly.
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597. Do you remember
memorising phone numbers?
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598. I don't remember the last time
I memorised a phone number.
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599. Yeah, I don't either, actually.
Remember...
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600. Remember checking the newspaper
for movie show times?
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601. Can remember that.
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602. Or writing people those notes
in those, like,
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603. folded-up triangles
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604. and then... putting them
in their lockers?
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605. Do you think
kids still do that,
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606. as opposed to
just emails or texts?
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607. No way. It's all about
emails and texts.
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608. Those goddamn hugs and kisses.
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609. Oh, I hate those things.
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610. Whenever anybody emails me
hugs and kisses,
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611. I want to just email them back
oral and penetration.
Copy !req
612. Are we old?
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613. Are we talking
like old people?
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614. Are we on the verge of joining
the sweatpants culture?
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615. Was I just saying something?
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616. - What? What'd I say?
- Give me that.
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617. - Why?
- Give me that. OK.
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618. That's it for you. Mmm.
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619. I think you should, uh...
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620. You should start drinking
some coffee.
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621. - OK?
- That's why I hate time.
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622. I believe
I want to have sex with you.
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623. Oh, I share in that belief.
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624. Hey. Hey. OK.
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625. - What?
- Yeah. We got to get ready.
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626. - Come on.
- What the eff?
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627. I thought we were
gonna make it.
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628. I know,
but we got to go, Kim.
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629. Really.
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630. What's that?
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631. What is that?
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632. You ordered Chinese food?
Copy !req
633. Who orders Chinese food
in Paris?
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634. Kim, they're gonna have dinner
at the wedding, you know,
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635. the wedding that we're supposed
to go to in half an hour.
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636. And you just ate lunch.
You're not full?
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637. What does that
have to do with anything?
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638. Jesus. This is the pot talking.
You shouldn't have smoked.
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639. I knew it. You got to get ready.
What are you doing?
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640. You made me promise to get you
there on time, no matter what.
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641. - You warned me you'd do this.
- See? This is why I hate time.
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642. I can't enjoy my sesame chicken
because of that.
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643. Kim.
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644. I wish I could just...
stop it or something.
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645. Or at least just make it pause
when needed, like now.
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646. Really, I'd just
get rid of it altogether.
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647. You want to get rid of time?
How would you do that?
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648. You know how there's
time-based art?
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649. Movies, music, plays -
it's all time-based art.
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650. There's a beginning
and a middle and an end.
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651. And you have to see it
from beginning to end.
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652. You're restrained
to that time line,
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653. that way of experiencing it.
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654. But then there's paintings -
no beginning, no middle, no end.
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655. You see what you want to see
when you want to see it.
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656. No restrictions.
It's just there.
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657. OK. So you want life
to be a painting.
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658. Great.
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659. Come on.
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660. Thanks.
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661. So do you know
you really love me?
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662. So, what's in your pocket?
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663. My wallet.
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664. It's stuffed with
our saved movie ticket stubs
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665. 'cause I'm a romantic
like that.
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666. - Can you please get ready?
- Shh!
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667. Can't you see
I'm trying to touch my toes?
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668. I don't want to be that couple
that's always late for things.
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669. Can we please not be
that couple?
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670. At least for the tenure
of our relationship. Please?
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671. You did it again.
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672. What? What? I'm just saying
I want us to respect time.
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673. - Not that.
- OK. What, then?
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674. What did I do that I did
twice now and still not know?
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675. You said
"the tenure of our relationship".
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676. You keep speaking about
our relationship as if it's ending.
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677. OK. You see how this relates to
the time thing?
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678. Why don't you take
your own advice
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679. and instead of seeing
a beginning, middle and an end,
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680. just see it as a painting.
Copy !req
681. Kimberly, what are you doing?
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682. We're gonna be late! And I'm
gonna somehow get blamed for it.
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683. I know it.
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684. What... what are you reading?
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685. Roald Dahl short stories.
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686. So is it about a girl -
you're going up north, new girlfriend,
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687. you're not telling me
'cause you think it'll make it awkward?
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688. Right.
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689. Yeah.
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690. So, right? OK.
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691. - A girl.
- I love Roald Dahl.
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692. It's the best.
Which one are you reading?
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693. And are you sleeping
with anyone?
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694. The one about Hitler. And yes.
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695. Shit.
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696. I didn't know
he wrote one about Hitler.
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697. Well, kind of.
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698. Well, it's about this doctor
that saves this woman's life.
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699. She's on the verge of death
through the whole delivery.
Copy !req
700. And this doctor is so determined
to save this woman's life
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701. and the life
of her unborn child, right?
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702. But... it turns out...
the child's Hitler.
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703. OK. Did you just
give away the ending?
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704. How can I tell you
what it's about
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705. without giving away
the ending?
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706. What are you talking about?
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707. Just say it's a story about
a doctor who saves a woman
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708. from a potentially fatal pregnancy.
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709. - That's what the story's about?
- It is.
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710. False, birdbrain.
That is not what the story's about.
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711. It's about the... irony
that the baby's Hitler.
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712. - OK. You're mad.
- I'm not mad.
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713. - You're mad 'cause of the girl.
- I'm seeing a guy - Jack.
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714. - You're seeing a Jack?
- He's an executive at MTV.
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715. Looks like a cross
between Salvador Dali
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716. and Dwayne Wayne
from 'A Different World', which is hot.
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717. That's a weird combination.
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718. I got to go to the bathroom
really quick.
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719. Oh, that... fucking hurt.
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720. - What?
- You hung up on me.
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721. - What happened?
- Because.
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722. OK, you realise that's not
an answer to my question, right?
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723. What is it
I can help you with, sir?
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724. Have I told you
how much New York reminds me
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725. of why I hate L.A.
so much?
Copy !req
726. No, please do, because
the New Yorker who opines
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727. the inferiorities of Los Angeles
is bursting with originality.
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728. I'm serious, Kimberly.
We gotta move here.
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729. It is the fucking best.
It's enough already with L.A.
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730. It's like a mix of
moral nihilism and Disneyland.
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731. - So are you.
- Hey. Uh...
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732. Did I tell you
the proof of concept on our drug
Copy !req
733. passed with flying colours?
Copy !req
734. There's actually a bidding war
between a few pharmas right now.
Copy !req
735. Looks like we could be licensing it
for close to 25 million.
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736. - Money for soul seems like...
- An even swap.
Copy !req
737. Yes. It's not like
I'm not happy for you.
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738. But you did already tell me this
all this morning, remember?
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739. - Did I really?
- Uh-huh.
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740. Oh, shit.
Short-term memory must be shot.
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741. What with the smoking pot
and whatnot.
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742. I'm your new
second-term girlfriend, man.
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743. Aren't you supposed to be,
like, impressing me still?
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744. Your second-term boyfriend
just told you he made his bosses
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745. close to $25 million today.
Copy !req
746. - I'm not materialistic.
- Yeah, I know that.
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747. But $25 million sort of...
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748. ..I don't know,
makes that sound retarded.
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749. OK, seeing as there's
no new information in this call,
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750. I am gonna go -
I'm almost at the gun range.
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751. Hey - don't you think it's cute
that you own a gun card
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752. and I own a pot card?
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753. Now you sound retarded.
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754. Listen, we should probably
stop saying 'retarded'.
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755. I'm starting to feel
like an asshole.
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756. Oh, is that
just now starting?
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757. What's going on?
You sound off.
Copy !req
758. - You're off.
- No, no, no. I'm serious.
Copy !req
759. Cadence is all over the place.
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760. You sound a little like
Ms Teschmacher
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761. when she betrayed
Lex Luthor.
Copy !req
762. Something's wrong.
I can tell.
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763. What's going on?
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764. God, this is gonna blow.
Copy !req
765. What's going on?
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766. Oh, shit.
This is bad, isn't it?
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767. This is, like,
infidelity bad.
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768. I definitely heard a silence
just now.
Copy !req
769. What is going on?
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770. - You OK?
- Yeah. You OK?
Copy !req
771. So...
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772. - It's been a while.
- Yep.
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773. - Glad you're finally here.
- Yeah. Me too.
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774. Been trying to get a hold of you
for a long time now.
Copy !req
775. Do you want a tour
of the place?
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776. - No.
- Oh. OK.
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777. - Seriously?
- Oh, yeah.
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778. You know I don't care about
stupid shit like that.
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779. Sorry. I have adjusted to
normal people.
Copy !req
780. So your presence
is gonna take some realignment.
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781. - Are you moving?
- Uh...
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782. No. Kind of. Uh...
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783. Do you want anything,
by the way, like, uh...
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784. I want to talk.
Copy !req
785. What?
Copy !req
786. Nothing. For a second, I...
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787. I forgot
what you looked like.
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788. For the record, I've never
forgotten what you look like.
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789. OK. Chill out, OK?
I didn't sleep with anyone.
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790. OK. Did you see and/or touch
another man's penis in any way?
Copy !req
791. Really? Out of all the things you want to know,
this is what you want to ask most?
Copy !req
792. What kind of question's that?
Copy !req
793. Of course that's what
I want to know the most.
Copy !req
794. No. Penises
were not involved.
Copy !req
795. Were your boobs
and/or vagina?
Copy !req
796. No! It was... texts.
Copy !req
797. That's all it was.
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798. Damn! I should never have
gone against my own advice.
Copy !req
799. I should always be the better-looking one
in the relationship.
Copy !req
800. I just sort of
hit an impasse on that.
Copy !req
801. Honestly! Gosh.
Dell, do you really think...
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802. Who was it?
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803. It was my... in-between ex, Jack.
Copy !req
804. Jack? The MTV exec?
Are you fucking serious?
Copy !req
805. I thought you hated MTV.
Copy !req
806. - Isn't he short?
- He's not tall.
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807. Are you seriously defending him?
You can't call him short?
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808. You have to go with "not tall"?
Jesus, you like him.
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809. Why the fuck are you being
so sangfroid over this shit?
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810. You're being way too easy
on yourself.
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811. You should know
I'm standing in the middle
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812. of a monsoon right now.
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813. Well, so...
Maybe I should let you go, then?
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814. Why? Because I'm standing
in the middle of a monsoon?
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815. No, because you... Yes!
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816. 'Cause you're standing
in the middle of a monsoon.
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817. Um...
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818. Are you OK?
What are you staring at?
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819. Oh! My thesis.
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820. That reminds me. I've been
keeping articles about you.
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821. They said that your drug
led to major breakthroughs
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822. in cancer treatment.
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823. That's amazing, Dell.
Your mom especially must be proud.
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824. - That's me and...
- Jack.
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825. How long you guys
been engaged?
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826. So... What are you
talking about?
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827. Well, you boxed up a lot of
old kitchen appliances over there.
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828. You've either declared a fatwa
on General Electric
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829. or you're wedding-registering
the fuck
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830. out of your friends
and family.
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831. You've been fidgeting
with your ring finger nonstop.
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832. You're also
giving me that look
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833. like you're trying
to think of a lie real quick.
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834. I might beat the shit
out of you.
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835. Wedding's in a few weeks.
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836. Question is, where's the ring?
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837. - Getting sized.
- Huh.
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838. Question number two -
why didn't you tell me?
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839. I was gonna tell you, before you did
your whole annoying MacGyver thing.
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840. Yeah, I don't think that's the reference
you're looking for.
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841. Does Jack even know I'm here?
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842. - Trust me. He knows you're here.
- What does that mean?
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843. - Why'd you scoff?
- What scoff? I didn't scoff.
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844. You scoffed.
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845. You guys fought
about me coming.
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846. I'm actually kind of flattered.
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847. Didn't know yours truly
could threaten
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848. the evil prince
of the MTV generation.
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849. First of all,
Jack's leaving MTV.
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850. His article in 'Esquire'
was optioned by George Clooney.
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851. Yeah, well, I won my fantasy
baseball league last year.
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852. Let's not talk
about Jack, OK?
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853. I'm happy
to not talk about Jack.
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854. What's the smoking rule
in here?
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855. Is he making a face?
Is that a...?
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856. That's just how he looks.
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857. So, I... I had a very vivid dream
the other night about us.
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858. A vivid dream?
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859. What was it about,
this vivid dream?
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860. It was a dream
of memories,
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861. conversations that we've had.
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862. I saved your life.
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863. You owe the person
that saved you, don't you think?
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864. You had a dream
that was really a series
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865. of memories of conversations
we've had?
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866. Yeah, don't hurt yourself.
It's not that complicated.
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867. Well, 'cause to the brain,
there's no difference
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868. between reality and dreams.
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869. They were just memories of us
over the years.
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870. What if I don't subscribe to
a culture of indentured servitude?
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871. You can't unsubscribe.
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872. It's a thing of nature.
It's here to stay.
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873. But they weaved in and out
of each other
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874. like those...
those M.C. Escher drawings,
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875. so one second,
I'd be on the train
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876. that time
that we got back together,
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877. after our first break-up.
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878. Another second,
I was on the phone in New York...
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879. .. the last time
we ever talked to each other.
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880. But they... they blended together
like a...
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881. Painting?
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882. I saved your life.
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883. If it weren't for me, you would
have been run over by that car.
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884. You would have been splat,
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885. just like my
timeless life painting thing.
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886. And they were all real,
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887. but there was one moment
in the dream that was...
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888. Well, it was one we never had.
It was... it was the only one.
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889. What was it about,
this made-up moment?
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890. It's gonna sound weird -
it was... us talking,
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891. after not having talked
for however long.
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892. - Wait. I'm confused. It was...
- This moment. Yeah.
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893. This moment
that we're having right now,
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894. so me coming over,
seeing your apartment,
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895. your life with Jack,
and reconnecting.
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896. Oh, God, I feel sick.
I blame L.A. for this.
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897. This is what happens when
you fall in love in Los Angeles.
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898. Fuck.
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899. So... What is this?
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900. - Are you breaking up with me?
- I don't want to, no.
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901. But... you like
this Jack guy, right?
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902. You realise Jack Tripper
was one of my favourite characters
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903. in all of fiction?
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904. You've forever ruined
his good name.
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905. Shit. Can I... Oh, shit.
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906. I can't even order
a Jack and Coke anymore.
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907. A vodka soda. Vodka soda.
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908. - My life is ruined.
- OK.
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909. We should just get off the phone, OK?
You're mad.
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910. And any words we exchange now
are gonna be bleak at best.
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911. You used to never want
to get off the phone.
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912. I used to want to get off the phone.
I just used to not.
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913. And now you can't wait
to get off the phone.
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914. I don't know even know what
we're fighting about anymore.
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915. If you want to yell about Jack,
fine, but I'm too tired
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916. for another one
of your meta arguments.
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917. There's no way I deserve
to be treated like this.
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918. I thought you were supposed
to be my indentured servant.
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919. - Whatever happened to that, huh?
- So...
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920. What are you talking about
right now?
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921. I'm talking about that
prescription-to-life thing.
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922. Right, except it's
subscription to nature.
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923. - Whatever.
- You've got this backwards, kid.
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924. - I saved your life.
- But then I saved your life.
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925. On the train. We ran into each together.
We got back together.
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926. You mean when you stalked
and followed me onto the train?
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927. You got off at Chico.
You weren't supposed to get off.
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928. You were supposed to go to Portland,
but because of me,
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929. you got off at Chico and weren't
on the train when it derailed.
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930. - You could have died.
- No-one died, Dell.
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931. - The point remains.
- No, that is not the same. OK?
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932. You would absolutely have died
had I not saved you.
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933. Plus, I saw that car coming.
I knew it was gonna hit you.
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934. - And I knowingly saved you.
- Yeah, well...
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935. That's starting to feel
like a minus, not a plus.
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936. Be that as it may,
you didn't know you were saving me.
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937. You were just trying
to get back in my pants.
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938. No! I was trying
to get you back.
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939. Which just happens to include
getting in your pants.
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940. So yours was a sinister doing.
Mine was pure altruism.
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941. But I knowingly saved you too.
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942. We just went over this,
pothead.
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943. You were supposed to get off
at Portland to meet Jack,
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944. but I knowingly
saved you from him.
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945. Except I didn't, did I?
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946. Fuck.
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947. I should have told you I loved you more,
when we were together.
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948. I mean...
I was also such a dick to you.
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949. I just thought you'd find it endearing
for some reason,
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950. like the way people feel about
Don Rickles or Mussolini.
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951. It's not an excuse.
It's just... just a reason.
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952. Anyway, I'm sorry, OK?
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953. I need a drink, in a bad way.
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954. There's a bar car here,
and they sell drinks.
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955. - Let's go.
- Does that mean we have to...
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956. We have to walk
in between the cars while...
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957. I can't do that
while the train's moving.
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958. - Oh, don't be such a pussy.
- Said the dick?
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959. The world's at war right now,
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960. so I think we should
take every little opportunity
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961. to put ourselves in harm's way,
Copy !req
962. alleviate some of the guilt,
you know?
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963. No, no. There's all the scary
noises that the train makes.
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964. And... what if I fell?
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965. I don't have the best relationship
with gravity.
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966. Put your iPod on.
Play something calming.
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967. That'll drown out the sound.
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968. And I'll hold your hand
so you don't fall.
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969. Come on.
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970. Come on.
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971. I won't let you go. I promise.
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972. You ever tried asking someone,
"Where's my fucking money?"
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973. - Have you ever done that?
- You mean, like, at random?
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974. Or when I'm actually owed money?
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975. - No, at random, obviously.
- Right.
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976. I don't know
what I was thinking.
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977. It's fun.
You should try it. Ask me.
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978. Hm?
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979. Ask me. Ask me,
"Where's my fucking money?"
Copy !req
980. - Where's my fucking money?
- Where's MY fucking money?
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981. Oh, no, motherfucker.
Where's my fucking money?
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982. If I don't get my fucking money
right fucking now...
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983. Where is my goddamn money,
you motherfucker?
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984. If you...
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985. What the fuck?
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986. Jesus!
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987. That was really fun.
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988. Wait. It's just that...
Well, say what you were gonna say.
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989. And then... after you say it,
maybe we should, like,
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990. not talk for a minute -
you know, let a whole minute pass by
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991. without saying something.
Copy !req
992. Say what you were gonna say.
We can start right after that.
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993. I'm really gonna
miss you tomorrow.
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994. So, wait - you're saying
you dreamt this conversation,
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995. a conversation that didn't
take place until now?
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996. I'm saying I dreamt
a bunch of conversations,
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997. including this one,
which led me to come here,
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998. because it made me think...
about how much I regretted...
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999. You regret meeting me, Dell?
Copy !req
1000. - No. Of course not.
- I'm glad we dated.
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1001. I needed to date you.
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1002. Before you, I only dated guys
that looked good on paper.
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1003. Yeah.
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1004. Wait, what?
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1005. You were really, really smart,
but also... selfish, crass.
Copy !req
1006. Not always in
an entertaining way, mind you.
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1007. You hated your job
and your life,
Copy !req
1008. and you were completely
comfortable being miserable.
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1009. You're horrible on paper.
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1010. And I loved you.
Copy !req
1011. And being with you
made me realise
Copy !req
1012. it doesn't have to look good on paper
to feel good.
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1013. - What kind of sandwich...?
- PB&J.
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1014. Of course.
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1015. What's your favourite word?
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1016. - 'Comet'.
- 'Comet'?
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1017. Right.
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1018. Not, like,
'proliferate', 'ensconce'?
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1019. 'Kerfuffle'? 'Serendipity'?
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1020. 'Comet'? Like...
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1021. 'Comet'.
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1022. Yeah. Exactly like that.
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1023. What about
your least favourite word?
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1024. Oh... I don't strongly dislike
any word, I don't think.
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1025. I sort of have
a love-hate relationship
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1026. with the word 'finger-fuck',
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1027. but that's technically
two words,
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1028. and I like each one
separately.
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1029. Hm.
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1030. So... do you ever wish
you could, like,
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1031. control society
for a couple minutes?
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1032. Like make them all hate MTV
or something?
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1033. I don't think MTV is as important
as you think it is.
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1034. You're so wrong.
MTV is so manipulative.
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1035. It's like a drug
that you get hooked on at age 12
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1036. that you can't wake up from
until you're probably, like, 30,
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1037. when you finally realise
how awful it really was.
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1038. But by then, it's too late.
It's, like, won.
Copy !req
1039. You've watched
all their commercials
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1040. during their week sweep.
Copy !req
1041. I believe it's sweeps week.
Sweeps week.
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1042. You don't deserve me.
I can tell.
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1043. That's perfect.
I want someone I don't deserve.
Copy !req
1044. You think you've won me.
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1045. I can't believe you think
you've won me already.
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1046. Are you... are you kidding?
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1047. You ditched a much prettier man
to stay with me.
Copy !req
1048. I've definitely won you.
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1049. You are so wrong, my friend.
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1050. Holy shit.
Copy !req
1051. You are so easily amused.
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1052. Because of the boots, huh?
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1053. Sarah's stupid idea.
Copy !req
1054. Louis L'Amour is her favourite novelist,
so here we are.
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1055. You know, I just realised.
I don't even know why we're here.
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1056. I don't even like Sarah. Fire?
Copy !req
1057. Just let me have this
and then we'll go.
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1058. What are you doing?
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1059. This feels like a dream.
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1060. I love it
when you look out windows.
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1061. Sir.
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1062. Did you damage the bathroom
about 30 minutes ago?
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1063. Well, I'm obviously
gonna tell you that I didn't.
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1064. - Sir?
- What?
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1065. I'm gonna have to ask you
to get off at the next stop.
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1066. Don't let me find you on here
after Chico.
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1067. - OK. Sorry.
- You got me?
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1068. Yes, sir. Thank you. Sorry.
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1069. I don't even want to ask.
Copy !req
1070. Looks like our little tryst
is about to end.
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1071. Get off at Chico with me.
Please.
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1072. We can have
an hour- to two-hour talk.
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1073. If you want, get you
another ticket to Portland.
Copy !req
1074. An hour- to two-hour talk?
That's a long time, Dell.
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1075. Well, I'm not meeting anyone,
so...
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1076. Wait, what?
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1077. There's no... girl.
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1078. So, what... what was this?
Copy !req
1079. Just another one of
your stupid mind games, Dell?
Copy !req
1080. Why did you lie?
And what happened to your hand?
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1081. You're always hiding things.
I'm sitting somewhere else.
Copy !req
1082. Listen. Wait. No, no.
Stop, stop, stop, stop. I'm sorry.
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1083. I lied because I thought
it'd make it easier, OK?
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1084. - Thought it'd make it easier?
- Yeah.
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1085. You thought it'd make
what easier exactly?
Copy !req
1086. - Talking to you.
- Why would it make it easier?
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1087. Because I don't think
you'd talk to me
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1088. if you knew I was trying
to get you back.
Copy !req
1089. So, what was this?
Is this a plan to win me back?
Copy !req
1090. Yeah, it was. It was a whim
that turned into a plan.
Copy !req
1091. How did you even know
I was on this train?
Copy !req
1092. Because I f... I... I stalked you.
Copy !req
1093. You could have called, Dell.
Copy !req
1094. You haven't talked to me
in a long time.
Copy !req
1095. - I know.
- You have my phone number.
Copy !req
1096. You have my email.
But you haven't contacted me once.
Copy !req
1097. - Not once in months.
- Just... Look.
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1098. I know a great public library
in Chico where we can talk.
Copy !req
1099. We can talk about
all of this.
Copy !req
1100. You want to go to
a public library to talk?
Copy !req
1101. - That seems counterintuitive.
- They have a talking area.
Copy !req
1102. You happen to know
of a public library in Chico
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1103. with a talking area?
Copy !req
1104. Yeah.
Copy !req
1105. First, answer my question.
How come you never proposed?
Copy !req
1106. Come on, Kimberly.
You broke up with me.
Copy !req
1107. How come
you didn't fight for me?
Copy !req
1108. It felt like the end of days
when you left.
Copy !req
1109. I ate ramen for months.
I had a huge sodium imbalance.
Copy !req
1110. Barely got through it.
Didn't think I could do it again.
Copy !req
1111. Felt like my... fucking world
was gonna blow up.
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1112. So me leaving you constitutes
your world blowing up?
Copy !req
1113. - Yes. It does, actually.
- Next stop, Chico.
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1114. Listen. Come on.
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1115. I want you to do this.
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1116. Why wouldn't you
want this forever?
Copy !req
1117. I'd like for once
to understand
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1118. why you wouldn't
want this always.
Copy !req
1119. 'Cause 'always' is scary.
There's a finality to it.
Copy !req
1120. Just don't ever want you
to feel like a limitation.
Copy !req
1121. OK. Let me go
a different way with it.
Copy !req
1122. Why are girls so scared
of cockroaches, huh?
Copy !req
1123. It's 'cause you think
they'll hurt you,
Copy !req
1124. even though they can't,
Copy !req
1125. just like I'm afraid 'always'
will hurt me.
Copy !req
1126. - They're both irrational.
- False on so many fronts.
Copy !req
1127. Well, why?
Copy !req
1128. Girls are afraid of cockroaches
Copy !req
1129. because they're gross
and they carry disease,
Copy !req
1130. proven by the fact that they're
one of the biblical plagues.
Copy !req
1131. Also, they love to lay eggs
in your vagina.
Copy !req
1132. Secondly,
it's not irrational to think
Copy !req
1133. that commitment can hurt you,
'cause it can.
Copy !req
1134. Know that when you
steal a girl's 20s,
Copy !req
1135. it's dangerous business,
buster.
Copy !req
1136. You're officially on notice,
Mr Pink Lighter.
Copy !req
1137. Duly noted, Mrs Pink Lighter.
Copy !req
1138. No. You can't call me that.
Copy !req
1139. You don't want to marry me,
remember?
Copy !req
1140. I didn't say that.
Copy !req
1141. Where's my phone?
Copy !req
1142. Where's my phone?
Where's my fucking phone?
Copy !req
1143. Hey, w-w-why don't I call it?
Copy !req
1144. Why are you acting like that?
Copy !req
1145. - Like what?
- Uncomfortable.
Copy !req
1146. In the two years
we've known each other,
Copy !req
1147. I have rarely seen you
uncomfortable.
Copy !req
1148. I'm... I'm not.
Copy !req
1149. You are.
Copy !req
1150. You're hiding something
from me.
Copy !req
1151. Oh, God. You just got
too stoned, Kimberly.
Copy !req
1152. And I thought we were going
after your last cigarette.
Copy !req
1153. - What are you doing?
- What are you hiding?
Copy !req
1154. - You know something.
- There's no something.
Copy !req
1155. You just got too high.
Copy !req
1156. You best motherfucking believe
there's a something.
Copy !req
1157. There is
always a something, OK?
Copy !req
1158. This is not the first time
I have felt that.
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1159. - Felt what?
- You.
Copy !req
1160. Saying something
like you've slipped.
Copy !req
1161. I didn't slip.
Copy !req
1162. Like a cartoon character
on a banana peel.
Copy !req
1163. You know what?
You're actually starting to freak me out.
Copy !req
1164. - There's nothing going on.
- It's about time you're freaked.
Copy !req
1165. OK, I hate always feeling like the freak
in this relationship.
Copy !req
1166. Why are you doing this?
Copy !req
1167. Because there's something
you're not telling me.
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1168. OK, I know you, and I know
when you get uncomfortable.
Copy !req
1169. And it's so rare
that I have formed
Copy !req
1170. an acute discomfort detector
on you.
Copy !req
1171. Are you gonna tell me
what it is,
Copy !req
1172. or are you gonna force me to be late
to my own annoying friend's
Copy !req
1173. Louis L'Amour
goddamn Western-themed wedding?
Copy !req
1174. Kimberly, let's not do this.
This is paranoia.
Copy !req
1175. Hey.
Copy !req
1176. Kim.
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1177. Look at me.
Copy !req
1178. Keep looking.
Copy !req
1179. You're right. You're right.
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1180. There's something
I've been wanting to tell you.
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1181. In the dream, I told you
I wanted to be with you,
Copy !req
1182. you to leave Jack
and walk out the door with me.
Copy !req
1183. Wow.
Copy !req
1184. Do you feel that?
Copy !req
1185. What?
Copy !req
1186. OK. Calm down.
Copy !req
1187. Maybe you just need some air.
Let's go up to the rooftop.
Copy !req
1188. So, what else happens
in this dream? Do I...
Copy !req
1189. Do I go with you,
all happily ever after and the like?
Copy !req
1190. Or do I slap you
and tell you, "Begone"?
Copy !req
1191. I don't know, actually.
We were looking at each other.
Copy !req
1192. And I went to kiss you,
Copy !req
1193. and before our lips touched,
I woke up.
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1194. What?
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1195. Maybe I never saved you
that night we met.
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1196. Maybe you did die
hit by that car
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1197. and this... is just
some afterlife fantasy
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1198. playing out in your head.
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1199. - What?
- Something feels weird.
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1200. Remember how you
used to love flipping the pillow over
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1201. to feel the cool side?
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1202. Yeah.
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1203. That's what our relationship
felt like.
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1204. Constant tossing and turning,
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1205. looking for
that perfect balance.
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1206. Sometimes it was there.
And other times...
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1207. I know. I know.
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1208. You always expected us to break up.
Why was that?
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1209. Is that 'cause of your dumb
five-minutes-from-now rule?
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1210. After we stopped talking,
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1211. the five-minute rule
started shrinking.
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1212. Went... went to four minutes,
then three...
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1213. .. then two, then one.
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1214. Let's go up to the rooftop.
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1215. Come on!
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1216. I thought my unconscious
was trying to tell me something -
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1217. you know, by dreaming that dream
a few nights ago,
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1218. coming here
and talking to you,
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1219. I might close the gap
that... that last minute.
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1220. Or...
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1221. Or none of this
is really happening.
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1222. This could still be your dream.
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1223. Dun-dun-dun!
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1224. - Oh, crap!
- What? What happened?
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1225. Fucking bird carcass
on my windshield.
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1226. What? OK. Slow down.
Tell me what's going on.
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1227. I'm saying a fucking bird
just committed suicide
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1228. on my windshield.
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1229. What? In the middle
of our conversation?
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1230. What does our conversation
have to do with anything?
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1231. It must mean something.
It must mean that... that... that...
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1232. Maybe the bird was commenting
on our situation.
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1233. Commenting?
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1234. - You think this is commentary?
- Definitely! I mean...
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1235. Something - the universe,
cosmos, all that, via the bird -
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1236. sent us a signal, yeah.
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1237. OK.
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1238. I want you to listen to me
very, very carefully, OK?
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1239. OK. You're gonna be mean,
aren't you?
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1240. On this already horrible call,
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1241. you're gonna be mean
on top of it.
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1242. You are very, very, very...
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1243. You know what,
I can't even say 'very' enough.
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1244. So just imagine an
infinite number of 'very's. OK?
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1245. Well, I don't have
that kind of imagination.
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1246. I can barely picture
odd-numbered things.
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1247. Well, freaking try, OK?
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1248. 'Cause that number of 'very's
precedes sick, sick.
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1249. S-I-C-K.
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1250. Told you you were gonna be mean,
and condescending,
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1251. as if I didn't already know
how to spell 'sick'.
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1252. You are not being
a nice person right now!
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1253. So... I'm at the gun range.
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1254. This is a nightmare.
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1255. Sartre was right.
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1256. - Hell is other people.
- I should go.
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1257. I've got my goggles on.
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1258. You did this on purpose,
didn't you?
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1259. You wanted me to find out
when I was 3,000 miles away.
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1260. You were telegraphing
all the signs
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1261. like you were
Samuel-fucking-Morse.
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1262. You wanted me to know.
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1263. That's the part
that hurts the most.
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1264. Why would I want that?
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1265. 'Cause maybe your feelings for him
are real.
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1266. How long
has it been going on?
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1267. - About a month.
- A month? Oh, shit.
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1268. I'm so sorry for interrupting
the honeymoon period.
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1269. Hear those are the best parts
of a relationship.
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1270. I'm gonna go, OK?
I've got my goggles on.
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1271. Yes, I fucking heard you!
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1272. Enough with the goggles already!
Jesus Christ!
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1273. How are you gonna
get off the phone
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1274. and just go about your day
after this, huh?
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1275. 'Cause I don't think
all of our conversations
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1276. need to necessarily
feel good!
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1277. They should feel bad, then?
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1278. They should be whatever
the conversation should...
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1279. I don't know! Why are you
analysing this so much?
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1280. Oh, I'm not analysing it yet.
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1281. I'm just giving you
my initial gut reaction.
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1282. Can I please get off the phone with you
and not feel like shit?
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1283. You hurt me!
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1284. You really hurt me this time,
Kimberly.
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1285. I want to break up with you.
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1286. I don't love you.
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1287. No. That's not
what you want to say.
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1288. That is what I want to say,
actually.
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1289. I don't...
I don't love you, Kimberly.
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1290. Honestly, I don't know
if I ever really did.
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1291. You definitely didn't.
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1292. If you're capable
of making choices
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1293. that knowingly hurts the other person,
that's not love.
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1294. OK. You're mad.
You're mad. You...
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1295. How can you say that?
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1296. Reality is I could have met
any number of girls
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1297. to be with
for a few years.
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1298. That was your lie. Alright?
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1299. Texting Jack behind my back.
It came when I least expected it.
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1300. And I fell for it
hook, line and sinker.
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1301. And it fucking hurts.
That was your lie.
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1302. - Bravo.
- OK! Fine.
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1303. You want to hurt me?
You want to be right? Fine.
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1304. Go ahead. Be right.
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1305. All I ever wanted
was the truth.
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1306. No. No.
You want to be right.
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1307. Truth is not what you're after,
because if you wanted the truth,
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1308. then you would have to accept
the fact that I do...
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1309. Who is this?
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1310. I'm sorry.
Is this Dell?
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1311. - Who's this?
- Yes. Hi. This is Nancy.
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1312. I'm your mother's nurse.
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1313. - We met a few times.
- Yeah.
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1314. I'm really sorry
to have to tell you this.
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1315. Your mother passed away.
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1316. What? It's impossible.
She's been OK for years now.
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1317. Her cancer's been in remission.
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1318. She had a heart attack.
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1319. Heart attack?
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1320. Why?
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1321. Sometimes these things
just happen.
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1322. This feels strange.
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1323. Not what I expected my train ride
to feel like at all.
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1324. What were you expecting?
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1325. I was expecting to read
that short story.
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1326. The... the Roald Dahl one?
You... you already read it.
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1327. You know the ending.
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1328. Sometimes it's not about
knowing the ending.
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1329. It can't be the same
like it was last time.
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1330. It has to be different or we'll
wind up right where we started.
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1331. I know. I know.
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1332. I promise you I'll change.
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1333. I promise, OK?
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1334. You know I'm falling out of love
with you, right?
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1335. Just shut up for a second,
please.
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1336. What do you want to
tell me, Dell?
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1337. Kimberly...
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1338. I used to find it
really annoying
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1339. that you said 'so'
all the time.
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1340. Bugged the shit out of me.
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1341. And I... I love it.
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1342. I love it now.
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1343. After we have sex
and you shrug your shoulders
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1344. and you say,
"I'm here all week,"
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1345. love that.
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1346. I love that
a single strand of your hair
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1347. can fall so perfectly
to the side
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1348. and you don't even know.
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1349. I love the little blue veins
behind your eyes.
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1350. I love your eyes.
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1351. Knowing you goes down
as easily the best thing
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1352. that's ever happened to me.
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1353. Easily.
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1354. If I were a restaurant,
you'd be my special,
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1355. but nobody could order you,
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1356. 'cause I'd just want you
to be mine,
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1357. just all mine.
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1358. Not in, like,
a biblical slavery-owning sense
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1359. or a pimp-prostitute dynamic of
"You be mine, bitch,"
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1360. but... but just in that...
you're my love.
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1361. You're my love.
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1362. But my favourite thing of all...
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1363. ..I like you
'cause you like me.
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1364. I don't know -
I think that says a lot
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1365. about how great you are
as a person.
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1366. So, um...
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1367. Dell.
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1368. Believe me.
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1369. Believe me when I say...
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1370. ..you almost had me.
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1371. Isn't it weird to imagine
that one day,
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1372. this'll all be old to us?
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1373. This walk, us meeting.
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1374. Just be an old memory.
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1375. This sounds...
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1376. .. sad.
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1377. Hey. I gotta... I gotta ask you
a really big question.
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1378. I don't know if you can handle it
since it... it's really big.
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1379. What?
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1380. - Forget it. It's stupid.
- What?
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1381. Forget it. Stupid joke.
You can probably even figure it by now.
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1382. - Why would I know the joke?
- Because I've already said it.
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1383. - When?
- Earlier in the conversation.
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1384. When? Hey. Come on.
I'm so confused.
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1385. Sometimes I want to
stop people in the streets.
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1386. - Who?
- Anybody, all walks of life.
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1387. On the way to work,
to the gym, to school.
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1388. - Grab them, like you right now.
- Right now?
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1389. Right now -
look right into their eyes
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1390. and I want to ask them
one simple question.
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1391. "Where's my fucking money?"
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1392. I think I'm gonna
fall in love with you too.
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1393. - Are you crying?
- Shut up.
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1394. There's still my theory,
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1395. that this is just...
part of that strange dream.
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1396. And so... even if we do kiss,
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1397. you'll just wake up
and it'll all be over.
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1398. - This can't be a dream.
- What if it is?
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1399. What are you doing?
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1400. Something's wrong.
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1401. I know it, Kimberly.
I know you.
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1402. You have circles
under your eyes.
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1403. You were the type of girl
that could sleep through wars.
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1404. In spite that, you're still
looking so beautiful -
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1405. more beautiful than ever,
in fact.
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1406. It's usually a sign
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1407. you want to remind the world
that you're a sexual being,
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1408. 'cause your man's
not picking up the signal.
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1409. You've checked out of this relationship,
haven't you?
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1410. You're not happy.
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1411. Also, you're listening
to Roxette,
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1412. and I know that means
the beginning of the end.
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1413. And let's get real for a second
about the ring, alright?
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1414. You're not having it sized.
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1415. I'm sure you had your ring size
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1416. burned into Jack's memory years ago.
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1417. Fuck, I still remember it.
4.5.
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1418. You don't wear the ring
'cause you didn't want me to see it.
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1419. Don't marry him, OK?
I want you back.
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1420. And I know you want me back too.
That's why I'm here.
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1421. That's what you've been wanting
to say to me this whole time.
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1422. - Dell?
- What?
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1423. I'm pregnant.
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1424. What?
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1425. The morning sickness
has been keeping me up.
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1426. I just really love Roxette.
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1427. And I dress this way not to announce
to the world anything.
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1428. It was you.
I wanted to look good for you.
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1429. 'Cause no matter
how bad our relationship got,
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1430. I wanted to say thank you from
the bottom of my heart for it.
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1431. Because I needed it.
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1432. I needed you in this life.
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1433. That's what I wanted to say.
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1434. I gotta... I gotta sit down.
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1435. I'm sorry.
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1436. I'm not leaving Jack.
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1437. I love him.
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1438. Wow. You're pregnant.
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1439. I didn't see that coming.
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1440. Do you know what it is yet?
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1441. Not yet.
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1442. Hoping it's a girl.
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1443. Uh... I almost proposed to you,
you know.
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1444. When we were
in that hotel room in Paris.
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1445. I even picked out the ring.
I had it with me.
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1446. I was about to
give it to you.
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1447. I took it, and...
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1448. I flushed it down the toilet.
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1449. I keep replaying that moment
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1450. over and over again
in my head.
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1451. I...
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1452. Why are you crying?
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1453. I'm just happy to see you.
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1454. And it's such a beautiful night.
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1455. I feel like
I'm in the wrong world.
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1456. 'Cause I don't...
I don't belong in a world
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1457. where we don't end up together,
I don't.
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1458. There are parallel universes out there
where this didn't happen.
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1459. Where I was with you
and you were with me.
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1460. And whatever universe that is,
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1461. that's the one
that my heart lives in.
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1462. I wanted so badly
to go back into that dream
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1463. I had the other night.
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1464. I... tried so hard
to go back to sleep.
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1465. You know, I never thought
love was real. I didn't.
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1466. And now I think life isn't real
without it.
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1467. And that sounds like
a really bad greeting card.
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1468. Don't.
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1469. Don't make it a joke.
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1470. Truth?
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1471. I think you always
believed in love.
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1472. This is so stupid.
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1473. So irrational.
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1474. Why am I so hell-bent
on getting you back?
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1475. You fucking hate Pixar movies,
for crying out loud.
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1476. You still have an AOL account.
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1477. I don't want to be with
a person like that.
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1478. Why does it feel so impossible
to let you go?
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1479. It's an addiction, you know?
That's all it is.
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1480. It's a biochemical addiction.
It's so stupid.
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1481. If you think about it,
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1482. relationships
are all totally narcissistic,
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1483. 'cause basically,
you're just looking for someone
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1484. who will love you as much
as you love yourself.
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1485. - That's all it is.
- No, it's not!
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1486. - Yes, it is.
- No, it's not.
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1487. No, it's not.
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1488. I don't know anything anymore.
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1489. But I know I do love you.
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1490. - Dell?
- Just... give me a minute, OK?
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