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just getting off the freeway.
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A little more maybe?
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- A little more.
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- That is hot.
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This is...
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- It's the two of you with the knives that...
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smoothie earlier today...
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- A little faint maybe?
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- How are you guys?
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he wanted to talk about something,
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they're talking about the comet.
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- The Miller's Comet.
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They're saying things break.
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I didn't know that.
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- Well, he is.
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- Oh, Mike.
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Kind of vixeny.
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- Kinda strange, very mysterious.
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- Listen.
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remedy concoction.
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- It's our own mix.
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92. - It's pretty s... It's very safe, I think.
- Do you want a needle for that?
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- You can drop it into some water.
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in case you're worried.
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I'm just... I'm offering.
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- Ketamine?
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That's a horse tranquilizer.
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100. - Yeah, but it's just a whisper of ketamine.
- I did that once.
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a celebration...
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because Laurie's coming here?
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- Ketamine or cheese?
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your mind. Oh, this is nice.
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108. - Oh, I love that place.
- Me too. I know.
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110. - Hi, baby.
- What?
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- All right.
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113. - Hi.
- Hey.
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- Hi. I'm good.
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- Hi.
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- I do.
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120. - Um...
- I want water or something.
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- There you go.
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- Yeah.
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- Oh, my God.
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- Amir's bringing her.
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Amir's a total jackass.
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Just his plus one.
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to book hotels and flights.
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Let them know.
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Just come for a month.
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- Hi.
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- Thank you.
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- You remember Laurie?
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- No. No, no.
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- Hi.
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- I'm good.
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- Yes.
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- You guys already said hello and...
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Good to see you.
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- I've been cooking. I've been cooking.
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- I've been good. I've been really good.
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- I've been great.
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from how it was a while back.
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167. - In a good way, so...
- Well, cool. That's good to hear.
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- Thank you.
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Come on down and join.
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some deity stuff."
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still not have service?
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- I got zero.
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Maybe the tower's down.
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- That would be a big news story.
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- Yes. Thank you.
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189. - Um...
- Thank you, Wikipedia.
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because it affected the people.
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they would get lost.
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They would forget things.
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know where they were.
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about this one woman...
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is not my husband."
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"This is your husband,"
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is not my husband.
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- Awesome.
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because he was standing...
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She gets to kill him again.
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- The Finns.
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something celestial to do.
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I was very jealous.
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Have you guys met her sister?
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over there on the mantel, but...
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- She looks a little ridiculous.
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- But why did you put it...
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- You shouldn't be over there then.
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- I'm sort of an empath.
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- And I can feel it. It's like a vortex.
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Laura?
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- Laurie.
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No, no, no.
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The Spoga?
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- Are you sure that...
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Amir is hooking up with.
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What do you do for a living?
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- Well, I did.
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show for about four years.
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- It was called Roswell.
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I love Roswell.
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What episodes were you on?
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Produced.
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- I was a series regular on that show.
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- Did you have different hair, or something?
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- You really have.
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- Well, hey, listen.
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- I think it would be well worth your time.
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She should be...
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- That's terrible.
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and I took too long...
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- No, she's good, guys.
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your life, basically.
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- You have your life.
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She doesn't hold a candle to you.
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- Well said.
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- The comet. And the comet.
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Sorry.
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and starts pawing me,
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and this guy yells,
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- What?
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You have a gift.
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- Oh, my God.
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- This is like your phone.
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to my phone tonight.
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- Shattered?
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It must be the comet.
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- All right.
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- No. We're wireless, baby.
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- The computer.
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- It's in the office.
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- Yeah, yeah. Thanks.
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- Nothing. He's fine.
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- No?
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- How is there no Internet?
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- I know.
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- Stop making fun of me.
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- You guys realize...
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- Oh, my God.
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- Um, I'm on it.
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on then come to you.
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- No. I have matches.
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- I've got some over here.
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- Everybody rave.
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- I want to go see.
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- I've never seen it so dark outside before.
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- Come on then.
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- You don't see it?
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- Why are you so far ahead of everyone?
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- Thanks a lot.
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- Baby. Don't go.
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- See? Look.
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404. - Everything done.
- Come here.
Copy !req
405. See that?
Copy !req
406. - Two blocks down.
- Oh, they have light.
Copy !req
407. - That one house has light.
- They must have a...
Copy !req
408. - A generator, or something?
- Yeah, yeah.
Copy !req
409. What is that, two blocks away?
Copy !req
410. Could solar power do that?
Copy !req
411. But would their landline be working?
Copy !req
412. Oh, wow.
Look at that.
Copy !req
413. - Oh, wow.
- It's magnificent.
Copy !req
414. Holy moly.
Copy !req
415. Well, I'm freezing.
Copy !req
416. Should we head over
there, or should we...
Copy !req
417. - No.
- Maybe we should head back inside.
Copy !req
418. That was awesome, right?
Copy !req
419. - I didn't even see this get knocked over.
- No.
Copy !req
420. I didn't even know that
glass was out here.
Copy !req
421. I never go down into the basement.
Copy !req
422. Guys, listen. Seriously,
what's up with that house?
Copy !req
423. - Why are they...?
- What?
Copy !req
424. It could be a generator.
Copy !req
425. Really?
Copy !req
426. I don't know. Maybe they're
just off-the-grid bastard...
Copy !req
427. Well, apparently,
we have a generator.
Copy !req
428. That would make sense if
they were off the grid.
Copy !req
429. I'm actually thinking of...
of going over there.
Copy !req
430. What?
Copy !req
431. - No, you're not going over there.
- Honey, it's okay.
Copy !req
432. - It's o...
- It's ridiculous.
Copy !req
433. It's not that far.
Look, look, look, look.
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434. My brother, he says...
Copy !req
435. he said that if... if anything
strange were to happen...
Copy !req
436. while the comet was passing over...
Copy !req
437. - that we should stay inside.
- What?
Copy !req
438. Just hold on, Amir.
Copy !req
439. That we should stay inside and that
I should do my best to contact him.
Copy !req
440. And so that's all that I'm doing.
Copy !req
441. He said if anything strange
should happen? I mean...
Copy !req
442. I'm not the only one who
thinks this is strange.
Copy !req
443. - What is weird?
- Didn't he say to stay inside though?
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444. What's more important
than the other?
Copy !req
445. Yes, but this overrides that,
and it's only two blocks away.
Copy !req
446. I'll be back in, like, five minutes.
Copy !req
447. - Well, then you can't go by yourself.
- I'm going with him.
Copy !req
448. There you go.
I'll take Amir.
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449. - I'm the least important person here.
- This is true.
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450. It's about time you
started realizing that.
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451. - Just stay here.
- Why are you going now?
Copy !req
452. Well, bring your glowsticks so
we can identify your bodies.
Copy !req
453. - Good idea.
- Thanks. That helps a lot.
Copy !req
454. - Don't listen to them.
- That's great.
Copy !req
455. Five minutes, all right?
Copy !req
456. - Okay. Five minutes.
- All right. Okay.
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457. Beth, I-I couldn't find my shoes.
Copy !req
458. I'm borrowing yours.
I'm sorry.
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459. That's so Amir.
Copy !req
460. - Ten minutes we give them.
- They will be fine.
Copy !req
461. We're just rattled because we're
addicted to cell phones and Internet.
Copy !req
462. We are. What did we do
before cell phones?
Copy !req
463. Em, you seem to be the
comet expert here tonight.
Copy !req
464. What happened the last time?
Copy !req
465. This one passed over a hundred
years ago, but much farther.
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466. But do we know that
anything happened?
Copy !req
467. Nothing happened then.
It was too far away.
Copy !req
468. So, is there any reason...
Copy !req
469. we should be freaked out right now?
Copy !req
470. Well, I mean, it is a
lot closer this time.
Copy !req
471. What does that mean?
Copy !req
472. Okay. I read one more thing.
Copy !req
473. - Oh, another story.
- Just one more.
Copy !req
474. It's called the Tunguska Event...
Copy !req
475. and, um, it was a comet...
Copy !req
476. or a meteor or
something like that...
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477. that entered the
atmosphere over Siberia...
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478. and exploded over Earth.
Copy !req
479. So, it didn't actually
have physical impact.
Copy !req
480. It didn't touch Earth.
Copy !req
481. It didn't leave a
crater or anything,
Copy !req
482. but the force of that explosion...
Copy !req
483. flattened trees for
hundreds of miles.
Copy !req
484. But it only killed about
one to two people.
Copy !req
485. It's Siberia. There were
probably only two people there.
Copy !req
486. Yeah, but they don't necessarily...
Copy !req
487. - It wiped out the population of Siberia.
- Basically. Yeah.
Copy !req
488. - Right.
- Well, that doesn't make me feel better.
Copy !req
489. And when was this?
Copy !req
490. It was, like, in 1908, 1903...
Copy !req
491. Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God. What is...
Copy !req
492. - What the fuck was that?
- I don't know.
Copy !req
493. - Lock that front door.
- Don't open the door.
Copy !req
494. - I'm gonna get the bat.
- Yeah. Give me the bat.
Copy !req
495. Mike, is that door locked?
Copy !req
496. - I'll check it.
- Babe, stay away from the door.
Copy !req
497. - You need the stick?
- Thank you.
Copy !req
498. No, no, no.
Copy !req
499. - I just want to see what the hell is out there.
- Oh, my God.
Copy !req
500. - Don't open it.
- Oh, God.
Copy !req
501. Please, don't open that.
Copy !req
502. - Is anybody there?
- Front door's locked. There's nothing.
Copy !req
503. There's nothing out there.
Copy !req
504. Thought I was going to
have a heart attack.
Copy !req
505. Everybody all right?
Copy !req
506. Check the generator, please.
Please try the generator.
Copy !req
507. - I'll check the generator.
- Would the guys do that?
Copy !req
508. No. The guys would not
do anything like that.
Copy !req
509. They're not stupid.
They wouldn't do that.
Copy !req
510. - How long have they been gone?
- Like ten minutes.
Copy !req
511. Five minutes out, five minutes back.
They should be back by now.
Copy !req
512. So, they should be back by now.
Copy !req
513. - Okay. I think we should go get them.
- No, no, no.
Copy !req
514. I want to go get my husband.
Copy !req
515. We need to do it together
this time, guys.
Copy !req
516. That's fine with me.
I just want to go.
Copy !req
517. - Don't go outside.
- I'm not going anywhere. I'm just...
Copy !req
518. We should go get them.
We can all go together.
Copy !req
519. Okay, all right.
This is good.
Copy !req
520. Is that the grid or the generator?
Copy !req
521. No, it's just us.
He must have gotten it going.
Copy !req
522. There's no other lights on?
It's just us?
Copy !req
523. - It's pitch black out there. At least it's on.
- So it must be...
Copy !req
524. - Well done.
- Thank you.
Copy !req
525. - You did it.
- Let there be light.
Copy !req
526. Okay. Well, I think
that we should...
Copy !req
527. As a group, we should
go find those guys.
Copy !req
528. - I agree.
- Let's do it as a group this time.
Copy !req
529. No. That's ridiculous.
Copy !req
530. If you get lost in the
woods, you're supposed...
Copy !req
531. to stay where you are until
someone can find you.
Copy !req
532. Fine. That's great. Let's
just sit down and breathe.
Copy !req
533. For once, I actually agree
with what you're saying.
Copy !req
534. You know what? You've been
giving me shit all night.
Copy !req
535. - I am agreeing with you.
- Guys, guys, guys.
Copy !req
536. I don't like any of this.
Copy !req
537. Jesus!
Copy !req
538. Stay.
Copy !req
539. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
540. Oh man, it's them.
Copy !req
541. - What the hell happened?
- Are you okay?
Copy !req
542. - I'm fine, I'm fine.
- Are you okay?
Copy !req
543. What is this?
Copy !req
544. - What's the box?
- That was at the other house.
Copy !req
545. I thought I saw Hugh put it down.
Copy !req
546. Then he was running
around the corner and...
Copy !req
547. - You just took it?
- I just followed him.
Copy !req
548. - I didn't... I had it in my hand.
- Why was he running?
Copy !req
549. - Hugh, what happened?
- I'm fine, I'm fine.
Copy !req
550. - Did you put this down?
- Amir, why the fuck did you take that?
Copy !req
551. - I thought I saw you put it down.
- I did not touch that thing.
Copy !req
552. I don't know what that is
or why you grabbed it.
Copy !req
553. - Guys, what happened?
- Okay. We were at the other house.
Copy !req
554. Hugh went around the side.
I thought I heard a noise.
Copy !req
555. You made some kind of sound, and
then you saw what? Something.
Copy !req
556. You won't tell me what you saw.
Copy !req
557. I don't understand what's going on.
What did you see?
Copy !req
558. - I don't...
- What did you see?
Copy !req
559. That has nothing to
do with anything...
Copy !req
560. that we should be
fucking concerned with.
Copy !req
561. What did you see?
Copy !req
562. - It's not a big deal. I'll walk it back.
- Okay, fine.
Copy !req
563. Wait. Let me open it first.
Copy !req
564. No, Mike.
What are you doing?
Copy !req
565. - What is it?
- I don't know. I don't know.
Copy !req
566. You don't want to talk about it
and you don't want to open...
Copy !req
567. Fine! Open the fucking box!
Open the box. What do I care?
Copy !req
568. What is wrong?
Calm down.
Copy !req
569. What happened?
Copy !req
570. Holy shit, it worked.
Copy !req
571. I got it.
Copy !req
572. Open it away from your face.
Copy !req
573. - It's not a bomb.
- How do you know what the heck it is?
Copy !req
574. - Don't freak out.
- Be careful.
Copy !req
575. Oh, my God, It's a ping-pong paddle.
It's a ping-pong paddle.
Copy !req
576. - Well, what's that?
- What is going on?
Copy !req
577. - Oh, my God.
- What is it?
Copy !req
578. These are pictures of all of us.
Copy !req
579. These are...
Copy !req
580. - Somebody's marked us.
- I want to try to figure this out.
Copy !req
581. - This is insane.
- And there are numbers on the back.
Copy !req
582. - Hugh.
- Baby, what did you see?
Copy !req
583. - Hugh what did you see?
- What did you see?
Copy !req
584. Jesus Christ, man.
Copy !req
585. You can't stand there and not
say anything! What did you see?
Copy !req
586. Hugh!
Copy !req
587. There are pictures
of us in this box!
Copy !req
588. Hugh!
Copy !req
589. I went to the window,
and I looked in the window.
Copy !req
590. And I saw a table...
Copy !req
591. with wine glasses and candles...
Copy !req
592. and dinner set for eight people.
Copy !req
593. I saw...
Copy !req
594. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
595. Right.
Okay, fuck you, Hugh.
Copy !req
596. - I saw...
- Bullshit.
Copy !req
597. - Did you guys come and fuck with this door?
- Fuck you, Kevin.
Copy !req
598. Did you come to the side door?
Copy !req
599. No. You went to the side
door at the other house.
Copy !req
600. They wouldn't answer
the door, so I went...
Copy !req
601. Bullshit.
Copy !req
602. You dipshits walked in a circle
and knocked on this door.
Copy !req
603. I did not walk in a fucking circle!
I went two blocks.
Copy !req
604. We went up to that house.
I knocked at the door.
Copy !req
605. Nobody answered, so I went
and banged on the side door.
Copy !req
606. - Did you see yourself, Hugh?
- No, I did not see myself.
Copy !req
607. - No, because you weren't there.
- I did not go in a circle!
Copy !req
608. Fuck.
Just calm down.
Copy !req
609. I don't believe this.
Copy !req
610. This still doesn't
explain the pictures.
Copy !req
611. What's on the back of them?
Copy !req
612. Numbers.
Copy !req
613. They're all...
We've got two, one, one.
Copy !req
614. That's five.
Copy !req
615. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where are you going?
- I'm gonna go back over there.
Copy !req
616. - Whoa.
- No, no, no. Think about it.
Copy !req
617. I'm gonna go back over there. I'm
gonna ask to use their phone...
Copy !req
618. and, hopefully, I can get
in touch with my brother.
Copy !req
619. And if they're not there,
I'll just leave a note. Right?
Copy !req
620. No.
Copy !req
621. No, no, no. That makes sense. Right?
Copy !req
622. - You should not go back.
- It's fine. It'll be fine.
Copy !req
623. It'll be fucking fine.
Copy !req
624. What's a note going to do?
Copy !req
625. If these people have pictures
of us, they might be crazy.
Copy !req
626. Shit! There's someone out there.
Copy !req
627. There's someone out there.
Copy !req
628. - What?
- Oh, my God.
Copy !req
629. Oh, there's a big guy at the door.
Copy !req
630. - Oh, my God.
- At the door?
Copy !req
631. What should we do?
Copy !req
632. He's walking away. He's walking away.
Please, please.
Copy !req
633. Baby, please be careful.
Oh, my God.
Copy !req
634. - Baby.
- Careful.
Copy !req
635. - Shit.
- What?
Copy !req
636. What is it, babe?
Copy !req
637. "Hey, there. Don't mean
to freak you guys out,
Copy !req
638. but we just wanted to borrow
your phone for five minutes tops.
Copy !req
639. Thanks."
Copy !req
640. Two kinds.
Copy !req
641. Regular Band-Aid or cloth?
Copy !req
642. Whatever.
Copy !req
643. Cloth. Okay. Here we go.
Copy !req
644. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Copy !req
645. These are ones. This is a two.
We are four, five, six.
Copy !req
646. Do you have any red markers?
Copy !req
647. Okay. Why are these three ones?
Copy !req
648. - This is a six. Five.
- Hugh and Lee.
Copy !req
649. Two.
Copy !req
650. Four.
Copy !req
651. And that's the same picture.
Copy !req
652. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
653. Somebody cut that in half.
Copy !req
654. Where are these from?
Copy !req
655. Could this be like numerology?
Copy !req
656. Like if you add up
all the numbers...
Copy !req
657. in your name and the birthday...
Copy !req
658. Like life path numbers
or something like that?
Copy !req
659. If that's the case, then they're just
crazy and it doesn't matter anyway.
Copy !req
660. So, what do all the
ones have in common?
Copy !req
661. Um, we have Lee...
Date of birth?
Copy !req
662. - Oldest to youngest?
- There's no three?
Copy !req
663. - There's no three.
- There's no three.
Copy !req
664. Is there someone... Is there
someone that would want to be...
Copy !req
665. doing this to us?
Copy !req
666. Is there someone that is
on someone's bad side?
Copy !req
667. What?
This was taken tonight.
Copy !req
668. What? How do you know that?
Copy !req
669. I bought this sweater today,
so that's from tonight.
Copy !req
670. Has anyone taken a
picture of you tonight?
Copy !req
671. Someone took a picture of you
when you were looking at the box.
Copy !req
672. You were looking into the lens.
Copy !req
673. But then it was already in the box.
Copy !req
674. What is that?
Copy !req
675. I can't tell what that is.
Copy !req
676. There's dots on the wall
and there's a lampshade.
Copy !req
677. None of the others are
from tonight. Right?
Copy !req
678. No. This our picture.
This is from last fall.
Copy !req
679. - This picture of Amir was taken over here.
- How do you know that?
Copy !req
680. - He's standing in front of this drum.
- Guys, hang on.
Copy !req
681. I can't figure out what this is.
Copy !req
682. It's taken from the door?
Copy !req
683. So, from behind the curtain?
Copy !req
684. It's taken from over there.
Copy !req
685. Wait. When someone knocked
on the door, were you there?
Copy !req
686. You were gone.
Copy !req
687. But you're looking
right at the camera.
Copy !req
688. So, it would be from
that door, then. Right?
Copy !req
689. You don't remember... I mean,
Copy !req
690. this is you, man. This is you.
Copy !req
691. Guys, this isn't going
to solve anything.
Copy !req
692. What're you doing?
Copy !req
693. I need a drink.
I need something.
Copy !req
694. The... The pictures?
Copy !req
695. All right. Me too.
Copy !req
696. It looks like my handwriting, babe.
Copy !req
697. Look at this.
Copy !req
698. It looks like I wrote this.
Copy !req
699. Okay, relax.
Copy !req
700. You're starting to freak me out.
Copy !req
701. That's your handwriting.
Copy !req
702. What is going on?
Copy !req
703. I feel like I'm losing my mind.
Copy !req
704. I can't stop thinking about
the fact that you...
Copy !req
705. brought up a story you
shared with Laurie.
Copy !req
706. Of all the stories
that you could've...
Copy !req
707. All the experiences
that we've shared,
Copy !req
708. you brought up a story about her?
Copy !req
709. - I am so sorry.
- In front of everyone.
Copy !req
710. It's a crazy story. We don't
have stories like that.
Copy !req
711. Oh, they're not crazy
enough for you.
Copy !req
712. Baby, it's a good thing.
Oh, God.
Copy !req
713. I don't need crazy stories
like that anymore.
Copy !req
714. All right. Hey, um, fuck this.
Let's just... Let's go.
Copy !req
715. I'm gonna go over there
and, theoretically,
Copy !req
716. let's go see if our
theoretical selves are there.
Copy !req
717. No, no, no.
I'm going.
Copy !req
718. I'm in. There's some weird
stuff happening here.
Copy !req
719. I think we should...
Copy !req
720. - I think we should evaluate...
- Please, can we...
Copy !req
721. - I just evaluated and I'm going.
- Can we stay here?
Copy !req
722. - If there's another me, I want to see me.
- No. No way.
Copy !req
723. - No, no.
- Let's go.
Copy !req
724. - Look.
- I'm over this.
Copy !req
725. I'm getting sick of
talking about it.
Copy !req
726. I'm getting sick of
writing about it.
Copy !req
727. - The same fucking paper, the pictures...
- Wait.
Copy !req
728. There's nobody trying to hurt us.
Copy !req
729. We go find out what
the hell is going on.
Copy !req
730. What about you? You were
the one who wanted to go.
Copy !req
731. That's when I thought
they might have a phone.
Copy !req
732. Four glowsticks. Can we
please keep two guys here?
Copy !req
733. - Two guys staying here? Please?
- I'm staying, I'm staying.
Copy !req
734. Are you going?
Amir, please.
Copy !req
735. Let's go.
Copy !req
736. So, what? We're splitting up again?
Copy !req
737. No. We're not splitting up.
Copy !req
738. We're just gonna go in two
different groups. Oh. Okay.
Copy !req
739. Sticks, sticks, sticks.
Copy !req
740. Do we need a towel on it?
Copy !req
741. I'm coming.
Wait.
Copy !req
742. Chill for a second.
I'm coming.
Copy !req
743. - Why?
- Because I want to go.
Copy !req
744. I'm going with Kevin.
Copy !req
745. - Give us 20 minutes.
- All right.
Copy !req
746. - And then what?
- Are we taking the bat?
Copy !req
747. No. We'll be fine. You will be fine.
It's gonna be all right.
Copy !req
748. We'll find out what's going on.
Copy !req
749. No cars. No people.
There's nothing.
Copy !req
750. Guys, look.
Copy !req
751. That's my house.
Copy !req
752. Mike.
This is my house.
Copy !req
753. Mike, this isn't right.
Copy !req
754. Mike, this is not your house.
Copy !req
755. Mike.
Copy !req
756. - My house.
- This is not your house, Mike.
Copy !req
757. Mike.
This is not your house.
Copy !req
758. What is he doing?
Kevin.
Copy !req
759. I see... I see Lee.
Guys.
Copy !req
760. We have to go. Let's
get out of here now.
Copy !req
761. Mike, we need to get
the hell out of here.
Copy !req
762. Someone's coming.
Copy !req
763. Someone's coming.
Go. Just go.
Copy !req
764. That's just nuts.
Copy !req
765. So, you saw four
figures, same as you?
Copy !req
766. Except they had red glowsticks.
Copy !req
767. Who had red glowsticks?
Copy !req
768. They had the red glowsticks.
Copy !req
769. We had the blue glowsticks.
That was the only difference.
Copy !req
770. So, they must've opened the red
box when the lights went out.
Copy !req
771. - And you didn't say anything to them?
- Would you?
Copy !req
772. No, I wouldn't.
Copy !req
773. I think I would've thought I was
going to die, or something.
Copy !req
774. Okay, okay. So, that's it?
Copy !req
775. Well, that and there's
this weird zone...
Copy !req
776. that's even darker
than the rest of it all.
Copy !req
777. We went through that.
Copy !req
778. We went through that
when we went down there.
Copy !req
779. We need to find out
what's going on.
Copy !req
780. - The Internet's down. We don't have...
- We can't just sit here.
Copy !req
781. What else? Do you guys have any...
Copy !req
782. Do you have books?
Copy !req
783. Books on what? Books on comets?
Copy !req
784. Comets, gravity, black holes...
Copy !req
785. Yeah, I've got Shakespeare, some
Henry Miller and some screenplays.
Copy !req
786. Dude, I'm a fucking actor.
Copy !req
787. Anything about quantum physics?
Copy !req
788. Yeah, that's right up my alley.
Copy !req
789. Some actors read.
Copy !req
790. Your brother left a book
at our house and...
Copy !req
791. What?
Copy !req
792. I put it in an envelope to mail,
Copy !req
793. but I-I put it in your car.
Copy !req
794. - And it's about?
- I don't know what it's about.
Copy !req
795. - Comets?
- It's just one of his books.
Copy !req
796. It's always about stuff like that.
Copy !req
797. Yeah, I will... I will go get
the book I don't know about.
Copy !req
798. Can somebody go with him?
Could you bring the bat?
Copy !req
799. - Yeah.
- Yes. That's a good idea.
Copy !req
800. Please be careful, babe.
Copy !req
801. Okay.
Copy !req
802. Should we wake up Lee?
Copy !req
803. How could she go to sleep
in the middle of all this?
Copy !req
804. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, babe.
Copy !req
805. Jesus.
Calm down, everybody.
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806. Oh, baby.
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807. I was gonna mail it back to him.
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808. What is it?
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809. "An Introduction
To Current Research."
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810. That's not gonna apply.
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811. So, is his brother like a
scientist, or something?
Copy !req
812. He's just a really trippy guy.
Copy !req
813. He's really, really smart,
a real egghead.
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814. But it's hard to... It's
like he thinks out loud.
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815. He's a teacher at U.C.S.D.
What do you got, Hugh?
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816. This is...
Copy !req
817. These are Brian's notes from
his lesson plan for his class.
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818. "Decoherence and Schrödinger's
Cat." He talked about this.
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819. Do you guys know what
Schrödinger's cat is?
Copy !req
820. I'm allergic.
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821. So, it's a, um...
It's a thought experiment.
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822. There's a...
There's a cat in a box...
Copy !req
823. that has, like, a 50/50
chance of living...
Copy !req
824. because there's a vial of poison...
Copy !req
825. that's also in the box.
Copy !req
826. So, regular physics would say
that it's one or the other.
Copy !req
827. That the cat is
either alive or dead.
Copy !req
828. But Brian would argue
that quantum physics says...
Copy !req
829. that both realities
exist simultaneously.
Copy !req
830. It's only when you open the
box that they collapse...
Copy !req
831. into a single event.
Right?
Copy !req
832. So, listen to this.
This is what he's written.
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833. "There is another theory:
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834. that two states
continue to exist...
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835. separate and decoherent
from each other,
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836. each creating a new
branch of reality...
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837. based on the two outcomes.
Copy !req
838. Quantum decoherence ensures
that the different outcomes...
Copy !req
839. have no interaction
with each other."
Copy !req
840. - Hold on.
- Well, that explains it.
Copy !req
841. So we're in the box.
We're the cat.
Copy !req
842. We're both alive and dead.
Copy !req
843. So, there are... There are two
separate realities, and...
Copy !req
844. presumably until the comet passes.
Copy !req
845. - Until the comet passes?
- Okay.
Copy !req
846. Or decoherence is maintained and
those two separate realities...
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847. will remain separate
once the comet passes.
Copy !req
848. Everybody will be fine.
Copy !req
849. Decoherence keeps us separate.
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850. Right.
Copy !req
851. Why are the other us contacting
us then in this way?
Copy !req
852. They didn't want to.
Copy !req
853. Who got the pictures?
Who... The numbers?
Copy !req
854. We started it when we went
to find a house with lights.
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855. Yeah, maybe they didn't
mean the box for us.
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856. The box isn't for us.
Copy !req
857. What if we've already
interacted with ourselves?
Copy !req
858. So, we're collapsing on
ourselves right now.
Copy !req
859. Not if we stay separate
from each other.
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860. It's already too late.
We've already been there.
Copy !req
861. Do you remember that
movie Sliding Doors?
Copy !req
862. Where just a fraction of a second...
Copy !req
863. there could be two realities?
Copy !req
864. In one, she runs and tries to get
on the subway and she can't.
Copy !req
865. She gets her hand stuck in the door.
Copy !req
866. In the other one, she gets
through and there's two...
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867. If we're collapsing right now,
I'm gonna collapse on them.
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868. I'm not gonna wait for
them to collapse on us.
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869. Whoa, whoa, Mike.
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870. I'll go over there and
I'll just kill 'em.
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871. - What?
- Half-kidding.
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872. - Mike, let's just...
- I love my fucking life.
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873. Let's be smart first before
we do anything stupid,
Copy !req
874. and let's stick with
that we do know.
Copy !req
875. And what's smart? Just
sitting here? Doing nothing?
Copy !req
876. What we do know is that
we took this box. Right?
Copy !req
877. So, our first act should
be to return it. Yes?
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878. Fuck that. No. We're not
returning that box.
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879. I don't trust that house.
That stays here.
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880. Wait, wait, wait.
What's got you so freaked out?
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881. - Stupid, stupid question.
- You're right.
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882. We're not at war with the
house down the street.
Copy !req
883. They might literally be
the same people as us.
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884. Mike's saying come over
here and let's kill us.
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885. That's right. If you do it first,
you know who you're gonna fight?
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886. - Mike.
- You.
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887. You're gonna run into you.
Copy !req
888. Who's gonna win that?
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889. Who did you see in the
window when you went there?
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890. - Did you see yourself?
- I did not see myself.
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891. - I told you who I saw.
- Okay, okay.
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892. But what if, in that over there,
that house, what if I'm drinking?
Copy !req
893. I mean, just think
about that for a sec.
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894. That's a fucked-up Michael.
Copy !req
895. Oh, God.
Copy !req
896. I'm not gonna wait for a
fucking drunk Mike...
Copy !req
897. to come over here and kill me.
Copy !req
898. And kill you and kill
you and kill you.
Copy !req
899. I'm not waiting for that.
Copy !req
900. Wait, wait, wait a minute.
Copy !req
901. Who did you see when you were there?
Copy !req
902. I saw Amir, I saw Hugh,
and I saw Lee.
Copy !req
903. Okay. Lee's not here right now.
Copy !req
904. - She's taking a nap.
- What do you mean, she's taking a nap?
Copy !req
905. - So, it's different, then.
- Something's off. It's not the same.
Copy !req
906. In this reality, Lee's napping.
Copy !req
907. Maybe in that reality,
you're napping?
Copy !req
908. So, that's why Mike didn't see her.
Copy !req
909. Right, and if Beth is
napping in that reality...
Copy !req
910. they don't have the book.
Copy !req
911. - They don't.
- Right.
Copy !req
912. The other house doesn't
have the book.
Copy !req
913. And if they don't have the book,
Copy !req
914. they're not having this
conversation right now.
Copy !req
915. So, then if we get the
book from the car...
Copy !req
916. then we can avoid all this.
Copy !req
917. - Take it? Take their book?
- It's a possibility.
Copy !req
918. - Hugh, give me your keys.
- No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait.
Copy !req
919. We're not supposed to
mess with any of this.
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920. Why would we even risk this?
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921. - He's talking about going over and fighting them.
- But why make it worse?
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922. Because then I don't have to
go over there and kill them.
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923. Just give me the keys.
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924. No. I don't think that
we should do anything.
Copy !req
925. And you are not taking my keys.
Copy !req
926. Where you going, Mike?
Copy !req
927. How do we know it's exactly us?
What if it's just externals? What if...
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928. - The dark side of us.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
929. It's us, you guys. You mean,
the not friendly versions?
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930. Well, if it's us, then this
could be... Is it a good thing?
Copy !req
931. It sounds like it would
be a way to reach...
Copy !req
932. higher consciousness,
if we want to...
Copy !req
933. Like an acceptance of ourselves?
Copy !req
934. Well, yeah. We always talk about meeting
ourselves and finding ourselves,
Copy !req
935. and here we have an opportunity...
Copy !req
936. to actually physically
find ourselves.
Copy !req
937. That's a lot of pressure.
Copy !req
938. - Look who's joined us.
- Hi, everybody.
Copy !req
939. How are you, honey?
Okay.
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940. Welcome back to your
own dinner party.
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941. Yeah. How's my dinner party going?
Copy !req
942. Super missed you.
It's going.
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943. I have an idea.
Copy !req
944. I have an idea that
will prevent them...
Copy !req
945. from getting the book from the car.
Copy !req
946. What are you talking about, man?
Copy !req
947. I'm gonna go to that house,
and I'm gonna blackmail myself.
Copy !req
948. I'm gonna leave a
note to keep Mike...
Copy !req
949. from having them go to
the car to get that book.
Copy !req
950. What do you mean, a blackmail note?
Copy !req
951. Something I know that
I don't want revealed.
Copy !req
952. What are you talking about?
Copy !req
953. The thing with Beth.
Copy !req
954. The thing with Beth?
Copy !req
955. I thought you and Hugh
worked that out years ago.
Copy !req
956. This is the worst
idea I've ever heard.
Copy !req
957. It's amazing, 'cause
it would work on me.
Copy !req
958. - Going over there...
- It's the same person.
Copy !req
959. We don't...
You don't know that.
Copy !req
960. This will pass.
It's brilliant.
Copy !req
961. - No. It is not brilliant.
- It's brilliant.
Copy !req
962. Dude, no. I know this
look in your eye.
Copy !req
963. Mike, no.
Copy !req
964. Why would he even say that?
Copy !req
965. Divergence. Otherwise,
it's just the same people.
Copy !req
966. And if it's the same people,
Copy !req
967. then why not just leave
each other alone?
Copy !req
968. That's what I would want me to do.
Copy !req
969. That might be the best thing to do.
Copy !req
970. Right?
You doing okay?
Copy !req
971. Yeah, yeah.
Copy !req
972. I don't know if I'm woozy from
the drops or if it's like...
Copy !req
973. - What drops?
- What drops?
Copy !req
974. - Um...
- Did you give her...
Copy !req
975. Yeah, well.
She wanted to take...
Copy !req
976. I just felt so weird before.
Copy !req
977. - It's this stuff I brought, this rescue remedy.
- What is it?
Copy !req
978. It's got echinacea, golden seal,
passion flower and a little ketamine.
Copy !req
979. I swear to God.
Copy !req
980. - Ketamine?
- A little ketamine?
Copy !req
981. - It's not like you're going to go into this...
- Beth.
Copy !req
982. - What?
- I'm so sorry if I'm wrong here...
Copy !req
983. and I'm saying something
incredibly inappropriate.
Copy !req
984. What?
Copy !req
985. Did you put any of that in the food?
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986. Yes. That would explain a lot.
Lee asked me for some.
Copy !req
987. Oh, come on, Amir.
Copy !req
988. Are you serious?
Copy !req
989. I had to ask.
Copy !req
990. She asked to take some
and I gave her some.
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991. When we did the mushrooms years ago,
Copy !req
992. we talked about it, and I put
them in the spaghetti sauce.
Copy !req
993. That was a group decision.
Copy !req
994. I know we agreed,
but I had to ask because...
Copy !req
995. You think that I would just
put drugs in your food?
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996. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
997. Okay. I'll show you.
Copy !req
998. On top of all this,
you think I'd drug you?
Copy !req
999. I'll show you. Let's just
see how much is in there.
Copy !req
1000. This is the vial I brought.
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1001. Yeah, and a quarter of it is gone.
Copy !req
1002. But that's... She's had a
couple of drops out of it.
Copy !req
1003. - That's it.
- This is, like, high-grade pharmaceutical...
Copy !req
1004. It is watered down.
You can't.
Copy !req
1005. You opened it up and
watered it down?
Copy !req
1006. Okay, but if you took enough of it,
Copy !req
1007. isn't it true that you
would have hallucinations?
Copy !req
1008. You would have to
have a massive dose.
Copy !req
1009. You would have to take
the entire bottle.
Copy !req
1010. Okay. Fine.
But is it true?
Copy !req
1011. Yes. Okay. And is it also true...
Copy !req
1012. that one of the other
effects can be paranoia?
Copy !req
1013. Yes, but you...
Copy !req
1014. Again, you would have to have all of it.
Copy !req
1015. The whole bottle. The whole bottle.
And it would never...
Copy !req
1016. Even if all of us
took a bottle each,
Copy !req
1017. it would never create
a mass hallucination.
Copy !req
1018. - I'm not a criminal.
- It would be a nice conclusion right now.
Copy !req
1019. Wouldn't this be great if
we were hallucinating?
Copy !req
1020. - Well, it's not the explanation.
- Fine.
Copy !req
1021. - I believe you.
- This is the bottle.
Copy !req
1022. - She asked for it. I gave her some.
- Okay.
Copy !req
1023. I-I did not drug your food.
Copy !req
1024. - I did not drug your food.
- I...
Copy !req
1025. - Get it?
- Lay off, okay?
Copy !req
1026. I swear to God.
Copy !req
1027. Thanks.
Copy !req
1028. Hey, where'd you get this?
This is so cute.
Copy !req
1029. Oh, I got it at, Galaxy.
That thrift store.
Copy !req
1030. Oh, I love that place.
Copy !req
1031. - That's great.
- They have such cute stuff.
Copy !req
1032. I just...
I need a drink.
Copy !req
1033. Yeah.
Copy !req
1034. Okay.
Copy !req
1035. I just want to wake up and
start again, you know?
Copy !req
1036. Blue.
Copy !req
1037. It's not even cracked.
Copy !req
1038. What are we gonna do?
Copy !req
1039. We have to get the fuck out of here.
Copy !req
1040. Okay.
Copy !req
1041. - Okay. Let's take...
- Take the book.
Copy !req
1042. - Take the book.
- Do we take the box?
Copy !req
1043. - Take the box. This is what they...
- Take it.
Copy !req
1044. Hey. You okay?
Copy !req
1045. Where'd you go?
Copy !req
1046. I need a drink.
Copy !req
1047. Hey. What...
Where'd you go?
Copy !req
1048. I went to the house, dude.
Copy !req
1049. - I told you.
- What happened?
Copy !req
1050. I just dropped the letter off.
Copy !req
1051. I saw the book.
Copy !req
1052. I was gonna... I was gonna
smash the window...
Copy !req
1053. and take the book.
Copy !req
1054. I didn't do that, though.
I did not do that.
Copy !req
1055. I just dropped off the
letter, and, um...
Copy !req
1056. then I was gonna wait,
to see their reaction.
Copy !req
1057. But I fuckin' freaked out.
Copy !req
1058. - You've been gone, like, five minutes.
- Like 45 minutes, dude.
Copy !req
1059. - No. No. You talked to me.
- Bullshit.
Copy !req
1060. You went in the kitchen.
Copy !req
1061. You've been gone for
five, maybe 10 tops.
Copy !req
1062. You're fuckin' crazy.
Copy !req
1063. Oh, Mike.
Mike, don't do that.
Copy !req
1064. - Oh, my God.
- Mike, what was...
Copy !req
1065. Don't do this.
Copy !req
1066. Mike, please?
Why now?
Copy !req
1067. Why not now, honey?
Why not now?
Copy !req
1068. - Where are Hugh and...
- We were in the kitchen.
Copy !req
1069. Where's...
Copy !req
1070. - Where's Hugh?
- Where's Amir?
Copy !req
1071. More importantly, where's the box?
Copy !req
1072. Oh, my God.
They took the box.
Copy !req
1073. Mike, where did they go?
Copy !req
1074. I have no clue where they went.
You gotta be kidding.
Copy !req
1075. You were in here.
What happened?
Copy !req
1076. Where's the book?
Where's the book?
Copy !req
1077. Why would they bring
that to the other house?
Copy !req
1078. They said they wanted to take it back
so they could make everything right.
Copy !req
1079. They wanted to return it, so everything
would be fine from the beginning, but...
Copy !req
1080. Why would they bring the book? It's
the one thing that we wouldn't...
Copy !req
1081. - They took everything we have.
- Wait a minute.
Copy !req
1082. We have to go get them.
Copy !req
1083. Wait a minute. They were the
first ones to leave, right?
Copy !req
1084. And then they... They came back.
They said they saw something.
Copy !req
1085. They've been acting
weird ever since.
Copy !req
1086. What are you implying?
Oh, my God.
Copy !req
1087. - No, that's... Well, you guys left, too.
- Think about it.
Copy !req
1088. I mean, everyone...
You left, too.
Copy !req
1089. Amir came back and got
so quiet, Come on.
Copy !req
1090. And then...
and he didn't...
Copy !req
1091. - Amir was being totally weird.
- I'll bring 'em back.
Copy !req
1092. - I'll see what's going on.
- Baby, you're not...
Copy !req
1093. - You're not going anywhere.
- I'll be back.
Copy !req
1094. I'm just gonna go
bring them back...
Copy !req
1095. and find out what
the hell's going on.
Copy !req
1096. - No. You're not leaving.
- Baby, relax. What?
Copy !req
1097. - No.
- It's fine. I'll be back.
Copy !req
1098. I'm not gonna let you go.
Copy !req
1099. It would be fucking crazy.
Copy !req
1100. Okay. So, what are we gonna do?
Copy !req
1101. I mean, they're out there, and I swear
to God, I'm gonna have a heart attack.
Copy !req
1102. - We've gotta do something.
- Let's have a drink.
Copy !req
1103. We don't even know if that was them.
Copy !req
1104. Would you quit saying that, please?
Copy !req
1105. No, but if it wasn't them,
then Mike is right,
Copy !req
1106. and we can't trust the other house.
Copy !req
1107. - We can't trust ourselves.
- That's right.
Copy !req
1108. - Jesus.
- And our clues just left the house.
Copy !req
1109. No. Wait.
Copy !req
1110. The clues are still here.
Copy !req
1111. If they had the pictures, then...
Copy !req
1112. Mike, you took that picture
of me and Kevin. Right?
Copy !req
1113. Do you have it here?
Copy !req
1114. I-I can't take this anymore.
I can't take it.
Copy !req
1115. - Sweetheart...
- Can you at least go look for it?
Copy !req
1116. I'm gonna look for
another bottle of wine.
Copy !req
1117. This is so stupid.
Copy !req
1118. Should I be keeping an eye on him?
Copy !req
1119. I feel like I don't
want to hover, and...
Copy !req
1120. I don't know.
Copy !req
1121. Just give it a minute, and then...
Copy !req
1122. go in and talk to him, I guess.
Copy !req
1123. I don't know who Mike is anymore.
Not when he drinks.
Copy !req
1124. Everything that's gone wrong with us
started when he started drinking.
Copy !req
1125. It's why we had to leave L.A.
Copy !req
1126. It's why he doesn't have a career.
Copy !req
1127. He's just...
I don't know.
Copy !req
1128. Not the man I married.
Copy !req
1129. Hey.
Copy !req
1130. - Hey.
- How you doing?
Copy !req
1131. How you holding up?
Copy !req
1132. All things considered, all right.
Copy !req
1133. I totally don't believe you.
Copy !req
1134. Yeah. Well, am I being
some... What's going on?
Copy !req
1135. I... Amir told me you were
gonna go to Vietnam...
Copy !req
1136. and Em's not going with you?
Copy !req
1137. Yeah. I...
Copy !req
1138. I gotta go for work
for, I don't know...
Copy !req
1139. It's four months, I think, and,
Copy !req
1140. yeah, I want her to
come along, but...
Copy !req
1141. She'd be crazy not to go with you.
Copy !req
1142. Yeah. That's what I think.
Copy !req
1143. Yeah. I don't...
I don't know.
Copy !req
1144. I mean, it's... I-I really
don't want to interfere.
Copy !req
1145. It doesn't seem like
any of my business,
Copy !req
1146. but I think you've
always been someone...
Copy !req
1147. who's extremely passionate about
your life and what you're doing,
Copy !req
1148. and if you have a partner that
seems to hesitate all the time,
Copy !req
1149. with things of life, I don't know
if that's gonna make you happy.
Copy !req
1150. Oh. She's...
Copy !req
1151. I mean, I love her, and...
It's just who she is.
Copy !req
1152. - Sometimes she's a little...
- Tall?
Copy !req
1153. - Crazy.
- She's a little bit tall.
Copy !req
1154. I mean, do you have to stand
on your tiptoes to kiss her?
Copy !req
1155. I...
Copy !req
1156. Sometimes people just fit well.
Copy !req
1157. Laurie...
Like that Sharks game?
Copy !req
1158. Come on, you can't tell
me we don't fit well.
Copy !req
1159. I had to do yoga for a week
afterwards to recover.
Copy !req
1160. I do remember that.
Copy !req
1161. I just think that maybe...
Copy !req
1162. Laurie.
Copy !req
1163. I'm sorry. I'm crossing all
kinds of boundaries with you.
Copy !req
1164. Yeah.
Copy !req
1165. Baby?
Hi.
Copy !req
1166. You know, I think you're right...
Copy !req
1167. that everything
happens for a reason.
Copy !req
1168. Should I get the bat?
Copy !req
1169. For you or for me?
Copy !req
1170. Could be either.
Copy !req
1171. What are we doing here?
Copy !req
1172. If I'm losing it over
there, I'm losing it here.
Copy !req
1173. It doesn't have to be like that.
Sure, it does.
Copy !req
1174. It's the same thing.
Copy !req
1175. No, it's not.
Copy !req
1176. How do you figure?
Copy !req
1177. Because there's no way that anybody
over there, or... or anywhere,
Copy !req
1178. loves you as much as I
love you right here.
Copy !req
1179. I fucked up.
Copy !req
1180. Hi.
Hey.
Copy !req
1181. How you doing?
Copy !req
1182. Fine.
Copy !req
1183. Is... Is everything okay?
Copy !req
1184. Is there something going on?
Copy !req
1185. Beth just walked up to me and...
Copy !req
1186. she didn't really say much,
but she said that she...
Copy !req
1187. saw you and Laurie talk
in the hallway, and...
Copy !req
1188. Jesus Christ, Em.
I think we have...
Copy !req
1189. some more important things
to worry about right now...
Copy !req
1190. than what Beth is saying.
Copy !req
1191. Jesus Christ.
Copy !req
1192. Are you kidding me? That
would be the generator.
Copy !req
1193. - Hold on.
- All right. You know what to do.
Copy !req
1194. - We have thousands of matches at home.
- Don't burn yourself.
Copy !req
1195. - Kevin, do you have matches?
- Yeah, I got some.
Copy !req
1196. Here.
Copy !req
1197. - Hold it.
- I don't know...
Copy !req
1198. - You want to put this on the table?
- Yeah. Yeah.
Copy !req
1199. That was right out front.
Copy !req
1200. - Are you kidding?
- That sounds like one of our cars.
Copy !req
1201. Like one of our cars
getting broken into.
Copy !req
1202. Look, I'm going out there.
I can't stand this.
Copy !req
1203. - I'm gonna go see what's going on.
- Not without the rest of us.
Copy !req
1204. - Let's just all go.
- Fine. Then let's all go, but I'm going.
Copy !req
1205. - I'll get my coat.
- I don't think we should.
Copy !req
1206. - Let's get a flashlight.
- We'll be fine.
Copy !req
1207. - Here. I got one here.
- You guys lead, okay?
Copy !req
1208. - You ready?
- Okay. Here we go.
Copy !req
1209. - Stay close. Stay close.
- Here we go.
Copy !req
1210. - Where did it come from?
- I don't know.
Copy !req
1211. That's it, right?
Copy !req
1212. Oh, my God.
Jesus. Look.
Copy !req
1213. - Is there anything in there?
- I don't see anything.
Copy !req
1214. Oh, my God.
Should we...
Copy !req
1215. - Should we check our cars?
- That's crazy.
Copy !req
1216. Yeah, why doesn't everybody
check their own car.
Copy !req
1217. - See if we find anything else.
- Let's look at our cars.
Copy !req
1218. - Okay.
- All right. After you.
Copy !req
1219. Is everyone nearby?
Copy !req
1220. We shouldn't spread out too much.
Copy !req
1221. - Hey.
- Everything okay?
Copy !req
1222. Yeah. I just...
Copy !req
1223. put this ring on that
you got me at the fair.
Copy !req
1224. Remember?
I know it's...
Copy !req
1225. I know it's cheesy, but I
just wanted to have it on.
Copy !req
1226. Cheeseball.
Copy !req
1227. - It was a good day.
- It was a good day.
Copy !req
1228. Are we okay?
Copy !req
1229. - Yeah, babe.
- After that whole Laurie thing?
Copy !req
1230. Yeah.
Copy !req
1231. I don't know what the
hell she's thinking,
Copy !req
1232. but yeah, we're good.
Copy !req
1233. Come here. Hey.
Copy !req
1234. Is everything okay with Hugh's car?
Copy !req
1235. - What do you mean?
- Well, did they take anything?
Copy !req
1236. You just checked on his car.
Did they take anything?
Copy !req
1237. Doesn't make any sense at all.
Copy !req
1238. Do you think it's just someone
trying to intimidate us?
Copy !req
1239. Intimidate? No.
I... It's...
Copy !req
1240. None of this...
It doesn't...
Copy !req
1241. I mean, it's like they're
looking for something, and...
Copy !req
1242. - But there's nothing in there.
- Exactly. There's nothing in there. So, why...
Copy !req
1243. They could see that
there's nothing in there.
Copy !req
1244. - We could see that there's nothing in there.
- I know.
Copy !req
1245. Why break the window
if there's nothing there?
Copy !req
1246. - That doesn't make any sense.
- None of this makes any sense.
Copy !req
1247. Where were you?
Copy !req
1248. I went and got this ring.
Copy !req
1249. Nice.
Copy !req
1250. All right, hold on.
Let's-Let's...
Copy !req
1251. Let's just try and figure out...
Copy !req
1252. why we would break into
a car... Hugh's car...
Copy !req
1253. knowing that the book wasn't there.
Copy !req
1254. Well, we're assuming that
the book is the motive.
Copy !req
1255. What if the motive is
completely different?
Copy !req
1256. - Did you hear something?
- What the hell is that?
Copy !req
1257. It's outside. No, Mike,
Mike, Mike, Mike.
Copy !req
1258. - Oh, shit! There's someone coming.
- What?
Copy !req
1259. They're coming over here, guys.
Copy !req
1260. Yeah. It's Hugh.
Copy !req
1261. - Is it Hugh?
- Is it Hugh and Amir?
Copy !req
1262. Yeah, it's blue.
It's Hugh and Amir. Cool.
Copy !req
1263. - They're coming to the door.
- Are you sure?
Copy !req
1264. - It looks like it.
- Oh, baby.
Copy !req
1265. Are you all okay?
Copy !req
1266. Hey, where have you been?
What happened? Okay.
Copy !req
1267. What have you been... Why did
you take... What did you do?
Copy !req
1268. - Can you please tell us what happened?
- We went to...
Copy !req
1269. We went to make a phone
call, and then when...
Copy !req
1270. when we looked in
the door, we saw...
Copy !req
1271. We saw this, basically.
I, I got startled.
Copy !req
1272. I fell over. I hit my head.
We went back to the house to...
Copy !req
1273. Wait. You already
came back here.
Copy !req
1274. We already heard this story.
Copy !req
1275. Why are you telling
us this story again?
Copy !req
1276. - You came back with the box.
- Wait. What?
Copy !req
1277. Because you came back,
and after you hit your head...
Copy !req
1278. We gave him a Band-Aid
and you gave us the...
Copy !req
1279. But not that Band-Aid.
Copy !req
1280. - What do you mean?
- Oh, my God. I gave you a cloth Band-Aid.
Copy !req
1281. Wait a minute. Hugh... There
was a Hugh and an Amir here?
Copy !req
1282. Yes. And you left with the book.
Copy !req
1283. You left with the pictures, and
we didn't know where you went.
Copy !req
1284. We were at a house where
everybody had red glowsticks.
Copy !req
1285. - You had red glowsticks.
- Do you understand?
Copy !req
1286. We... We have red glow... We
took them from the other house.
Copy !req
1287. - Right.
- Look. Look.
Copy !req
1288. Is that... Look. That box of
red glowsticks is unopened.
Copy !req
1289. Guys, if they started
here, they belong here.
Copy !req
1290. They're in the right house.
Copy !req
1291. - Well, welcome back.
- Welcome back.
Copy !req
1292. - Jeez, man, I'm sorry.
- That's all right.
Copy !req
1293. Sorry.
Copy !req
1294. So, guys, what was the other
Mike like? What was he doing?
Copy !req
1295. The other Mike is...
He's worried about you.
Copy !req
1296. So, it was you guys
who left us the note.
Copy !req
1297. No, I never got out with that note.
Copy !req
1298. We ended up with two notes.
Copy !req
1299. And so did we.
Copy !req
1300. Well, where's... We have two notes.
Copy !req
1301. One that was written here and
one that was left on the door.
Copy !req
1302. If you didn't, and if
the other Hugh didn't,
Copy !req
1303. then who has been
leaving the notes?
Copy !req
1304. "Quantum decoherence ensures
that the different outcomes...
Copy !req
1305. have no interaction
with one another."
Copy !req
1306. So, that one note has been
written at least four times.
Copy !req
1307. Well, how many Hugh and Amirs
are walking around out there?
Copy !req
1308. Okay, before we do anything,
Copy !req
1309. we have to figure out how
to mark our own house.
Copy !req
1310. Just stay inside. No, no.
She's right.
Copy !req
1311. Staying inside isn't realistic.
Copy !req
1312. We need some kind of marker.
We got to mark this house.
Copy !req
1313. If every house is the same...
Copy !req
1314. If we put a marker in
front of the house,
Copy !req
1315. there could be an infinite
number of houses with that mark.
Copy !req
1316. So, we have to do something random.
Copy !req
1317. Something that can't be repeated.
Something unique.
Copy !req
1318. Dice. Do we have dice?
We have dice?
Copy !req
1319. - Um, Yahtzee.
- Yeah, Yahtzee.
Copy !req
1320. If we each roll a number for each
of us, that's what? That's...
Copy !req
1321. Six times six times six times six
times... That's hugely random.
Copy !req
1322. - The probability of that repeating is... tiny.
- And then what? We...
Copy !req
1323. But so we have to have
something visual.
Copy !req
1324. I mean, should we write
it down, put it in...
Copy !req
1325. put it outside? Put it in an envelope?
Copy !req
1326. We still won't know.
No, no, no, no.
Copy !req
1327. We need something to mark it.
Copy !req
1328. Yeah. We put it in a box.
Copy !req
1329. - That's, that's...
- That's exactly what they've done.
Copy !req
1330. - They were ahead of us.
- They were making a marker for their house.
Copy !req
1331. They made a unique mark.
Only we took it.
Copy !req
1332. If it seems like a good idea to us,
Copy !req
1333. it would seem like a
good idea to them.
Copy !req
1334. - Do you have a box?
- Yeah. Yeah, let me look.
Copy !req
1335. So, we need photos.
Copy !req
1336. This is so crazy.
It's par for the night.
Copy !req
1337. - There are a lot of pictures here.
- You can't use that picture.
Copy !req
1338. That's ridiculous.
Copy !req
1339. - I'm the attorney for Grizzly Adams.
- Yeah, I know. This is...
Copy !req
1340. I'm never hiring you.
Copy !req
1341. How does this work as a box?
Copy !req
1342. I didn't even know we had it.
Copy !req
1343. It was just under a pile
of crap in the back.
Copy !req
1344. If you can...
That'll work.
Copy !req
1345. So, tha... Tha... That's your box?
Copy !req
1346. - It was here all the time.
- Of course it was.
Copy !req
1347. I'm not too happy about
cutting these pictures.
Copy !req
1348. And we only have pictures of
you and I together, babe.
Copy !req
1349. I actually... I actually
have a photo of Kevin.
Copy !req
1350. - I know that's strange. Um...
- What?
Copy !req
1351. No, I have my, um...
Copy !req
1352. My checking account number is written on
the back of this old photo that I have,
Copy !req
1353. and it's just been in
my wallet forever.
Copy !req
1354. It's right here.
Copy !req
1355. What? You know what?
I-I'll just...
Copy !req
1356. - I'll cut this picture that we have here.
- Just use this one. It's okay.
Copy !req
1357. Just scratch off the number. Cut.
Copy !req
1358. Great. I think we got one of
everybody except me, so...
Copy !req
1359. I'm glad you guys all keep a lot
of pictures of your friend, Amir.
Copy !req
1360. Well, we'll take one of you.
Copy !req
1361. Smile, dickhead.
Copy !req
1362. Let me see.
Copy !req
1363. It's not exactly the same.
Copy !req
1364. It's not the same as the
one from the other box.
Copy !req
1365. They took a picture of me in the other
house, but it's not exactly the same.
Copy !req
1366. This is what we're talking about.
That's a moment where it can be...
Copy !req
1367. a different...
a divergent moment.
Copy !req
1368. That's what we're gonna do
right now with these dice.
Copy !req
1369. Wait. Since we're the blue house,
Copy !req
1370. shouldn't we use a blue pen?
Copy !req
1371. - Just to make it even more...
- That makes sense.
Copy !req
1372. Yeah?
The odds go up by three.
Copy !req
1373. So, does everyone have a die?
Copy !req
1374. - What's yours?
- Beth?
Copy !req
1375. All right.
Copy !req
1376. Six.
Copy !req
1377. Hugh?
Three.
Copy !req
1378. Mike?
Four.
Copy !req
1379. Six.
Copy !req
1380. Two.
Copy !req
1381. You guys know what a quick code is?
You know when you...
Copy !req
1382. are going online, going
into your bank account,
Copy !req
1383. and when you go to your
password, it'll give you...
Copy !req
1384. a picture to choose?
Copy !req
1385. That's your quick code. That's called an
MFA. It's a multi-factor authenticator.
Copy !req
1386. We do 'em. We put 'em in
whenever we build our big sites.
Copy !req
1387. It's an icon, right?
Copy !req
1388. - Sort of a random...
- A random object.
Copy !req
1389. Yeah. So, what if
each of these...
Copy !req
1390. has a random object in it to sort
of serve as that quick code, right?
Copy !req
1391. Right. Right. So, we pick
something to put in there.
Copy !req
1392. You could put anything in there, right?
A candle or a book or, um...
Copy !req
1393. - The oven mitt.
- Or a ping-pong paddle.
Copy !req
1394. Or a ping-pong paddle.
Exactly. Yeah.
Copy !req
1395. Exactly.
Copy !req
1396. - Well, how's this? And this is random, right?
- A coaster?
Copy !req
1397. Is anything really random tonight?
Copy !req
1398. If you have to leave,
Copy !req
1399. when you check the box, open it up,
Copy !req
1400. you see that, you know
you're off to a good start.
Copy !req
1401. I feel better.
Copy !req
1402. Okay.
So we've got the box.
Copy !req
1403. Yeah, and it only took all
night to figure it out.
Copy !req
1404. We've marked the house.
If we stay together,
Copy !req
1405. keep our heads up, and nobody
wanders off, we can get through this.
Copy !req
1406. - Thanks, coach.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1407. - You want something?
- Yeah, water. Water would be great.
Copy !req
1408. I'm gonna get a drink.
Copy !req
1409. I wonder how different those
numbers are from the first box?
Copy !req
1410. Let me check.
Copy !req
1411. Where's my calculator?
Copy !req
1412. Let's see.
So, if there's eight of us...
Copy !req
1413. and it's six times six...
Copy !req
1414. times six.
Copy !req
1415. Three different colored
glowsticks times three...
Copy !req
1416. is 5,038,848 possible variables.
Copy !req
1417. So, that's the variable.
Copy !req
1418. Are you okay?
Copy !req
1419. Everything okay with the numbers?
Copy !req
1420. Yeah.
Copy !req
1421. D-Do you remember what number was
written on the back of your picture?
Copy !req
1422. - Five.
- Yeah?
Copy !req
1423. I found a good spot out front, just as long
as another Hugh and Amir don't come by.
Copy !req
1424. Kevin, do you remember what number
was written on the back of your picture?
Copy !req
1425. - Six.
- Yeah?
Copy !req
1426. - Beth?
- Three.
Copy !req
1427. Hugh, do you remember?
Copy !req
1428. - I was a three.
- You sure?
Copy !req
1429. Yeah. What's going
on in the kitchen?
Copy !req
1430. - Pound cake.
- Pound cake.
Copy !req
1431. The girls are breaking
out dessert...
Copy !req
1432. before the other house eats it.
Copy !req
1433. Hey, Mike, I need to
show you something.
Copy !req
1434. The numbers that I remember...
Copy !req
1435. from the box that was brought
here from the other house...
Copy !req
1436. are these numbers.
Copy !req
1437. But these are the numbers
that I found here...
Copy !req
1438. in this notepad.
Copy !req
1439. And I just asked everyone if
they can remember their number.
Copy !req
1440. Beth and Lee are from
this house originally,
Copy !req
1441. because they have never left.
Copy !req
1442. But the rest of us...
We are not from this house.
Copy !req
1443. We are visitors.
Copy !req
1444. Which means that this
Lee is not your wife.
Copy !req
1445. Are you with me?
Copy !req
1446. Well, there's more.
Copy !req
1447. Because Hugh and Amir...
Copy !req
1448. are from a third house.
Copy !req
1449. He just showed me his phone.
It's not cracked.
Copy !req
1450. Remember that dark area
that we walked through?
Copy !req
1451. I have a feeling that whoever
walks through that...
Copy !req
1452. is like they end up in the
middle of a roulette wheel,
Copy !req
1453. and they will just end
up somewhere by chance.
Copy !req
1454. And whoever walks through there...
Copy !req
1455. will not return to the
house that they just left.
Copy !req
1456. And I think that we need to find our way
back to our house before the comet passes...
Copy !req
1457. because we... once it...
once it passes,
Copy !req
1458. we might just be stuck
exact... here.
Copy !req
1459. Wherever we are.
Copy !req
1460. I don't want to be stuck here.
Copy !req
1461. If your theory is true...
Copy !req
1462. If we walk through the dark space,
Copy !req
1463. and it is a roulette wheel,
Copy !req
1464. there's no way we can be sure...
Copy !req
1465. that we would go back
to our original house.
Copy !req
1466. I think we just stay here.
Copy !req
1467. I think we're stuck here.
Copy !req
1468. I put it out near the gate.
Should be all right.
Copy !req
1469. If we all stay here,
we should be okay.
Copy !req
1470. Don't open it.
Copy !req
1471. Who is that?
Copy !req
1472. Oh.
Copy !req
1473. - What is it?
- Mike.
Copy !req
1474. Oh, fuck me.
Oh, jeez.
Copy !req
1475. "Mike, my friend, What is it?
Copy !req
1476. Beth plus book equals Trinidad Club.
Copy !req
1477. Don't let it happen,
whatever it takes, buddy."
Copy !req
1478. What is this?
Copy !req
1479. It's just this note.
It's... Mike had this...
Copy !req
1480. He had this crazy idea that maybe
if he left this note out there,
Copy !req
1481. it could stop them
getting the book.
Copy !req
1482. It's nothing.
It was a stupid idea.
Copy !req
1483. But our Mike didn't deliver it.
What is this?
Copy !req
1484. Just some crazy other Mike
running around. It's nothing.
Copy !req
1485. - You know what it is? What is this?
- We talked about it.
Copy !req
1486. What is it?
Really, it's nothing.
Copy !req
1487. - Just let it go, and...
- Then why can't you tell us?
Copy !req
1488. Beth?
Copy !req
1489. Mike, what is this?
Oh, shit.
Copy !req
1490. It's...
Copy !req
1491. Nothing.
Copy !req
1492. If it's nothing,
then why does my wife...
Copy !req
1493. have a fucking nosebleed?
Copy !req
1494. - Oh.
- Oh, honey. Oh, God. Oh, God.
Copy !req
1495. - Beth, what the hell is this?
- I told you.
Copy !req
1496. - I told you this was the worst.
- What is the idea?
Copy !req
1497. 12 years ago.
Mike and Beth.
Copy !req
1498. - You've gotta be kidding me.
- He was gonna blackmail himself...
Copy !req
1499. - What is this?
- ... so they would not get the book.
Copy !req
1500. This is bad.
This is really bad.
Copy !req
1501. - Wait. You never told Hugh?
- It was on my to-do list.
Copy !req
1502. We have to just get
through the night, okay?
Copy !req
1503. Let's just try. He told you.
He said he told you about it.
Copy !req
1504. Why didn't you tell me?
Copy !req
1505. - Because you didn't say anything about it.
- Who else knew about this?
Copy !req
1506. Who else knew about this?
Copy !req
1507. - Lee, did you know about this?
- Yes.
Copy !req
1508. - Kevin, did you know?
- He told us. He told you. He...
Copy !req
1509. - Everybody knew about this.
- We thought you knew.
Copy !req
1510. Everybody knew about this except me?
Copy !req
1511. Hugh, listen. It's...
It's not what it seems. It's...
Copy !req
1512. - We don't even belong here.
- You are fucking too much, man.
Copy !req
1513. - You are fucking too much.
- Listen. We're visitors here.
Copy !req
1514. - This isn't our house.
- What are you talking about?
Copy !req
1515. This is Lee and Beth's house.
Copy !req
1516. You sleep with my wife, and
this is what you're telling me?
Copy !req
1517. Check your phone.
Is your phone broken?
Copy !req
1518. What the fuck does that
have to do with anything?
Copy !req
1519. - Is your phone broken?
- What the fuck does that have to do with anything?
Copy !req
1520. - Just do it.
- Show us.
Copy !req
1521. No. My phone is not broken.
Copy !req
1522. Now what does that have to do
with you sleeping with my wife?
Copy !req
1523. From the beginning of the
evening, your phone was broken.
Copy !req
1524. - No. Em's phone is broken.
- So is yours.
Copy !req
1525. Your... The box. The
first box that we got,
Copy !req
1526. we had, like, a random item.
Copy !req
1527. W-What w-was your random item?
Copy !req
1528. What the fuck does this
have to do with anything?
Copy !req
1529. Answer him.
Copy !req
1530. - The stapler.
- No, no, no.
Copy !req
1531. - What?
- We had an oven mitt.
Copy !req
1532. And ours was a ping-pong paddle.
Copy !req
1533. - What?
- Mine was a napkin.
Copy !req
1534. What the fuck are you talking about?
Copy !req
1535. Hugh, that is not my Lee. That is not
your Beth, and I am not your Mike.
Copy !req
1536. You... You aren't mad at me.
Copy !req
1537. W-We're in a different...
a different reality here.
Copy !req
1538. Yeah, we're in a different reality
because the reality where I am from,
Copy !req
1539. my best friend didn't
sleep with my wife.
Copy !req
1540. Hugh, do you not understand
what I'm saying?
Copy !req
1541. This all started tonight, and if there
are a million different realities,
Copy !req
1542. I have slept with your wife
in every one of them.
Copy !req
1543. - You fucking...
- No, no, no.
Copy !req
1544. Hugh! Hugh!
Copy !req
1545. Come on!
Copy !req
1546. - Are you okay?
- Yeah. Settle down.
Copy !req
1547. I'm gonna get some ice.
I'm gonna get some ice.
Copy !req
1548. Are you okay?
Copy !req
1549. Sit down.
Copy !req
1550. You okay, baby?
Copy !req
1551. - Here, let me give you a little of this.
- Yeah, yeah.
Copy !req
1552. Okay, I'm going to put something on it.
I'll put something on it.
Copy !req
1553. You know, I've made some... some
choices, that I'm stuck with. Um...
Copy !req
1554. I'm stuck here.
Copy !req
1555. I'm like the dead cat, right?
Copy !req
1556. This whole night we've
been worrying...
Copy !req
1557. there's some dark version
of us out there somewhere.
Copy !req
1558. What if we're the dark version?
Copy !req
1559. What's that?
Copy !req
1560. - All right.
- Goddamn it!
Copy !req
1561. Why didn't you tell me?
Copy !req
1562. There's someone in the house.
Copy !req
1563. Get the hell outta here!
Copy !req
1564. - Oh. No, no, no, no, no.
- Jesus. What's going on?
Copy !req
1565. - Is he all right?
- Are you okay?
Copy !req
1566. - Who the fuck was that?
- Mike? Mike?
Copy !req
1567. Does anybody know what to do?
Copy !req
1568. - Mike?
- Is he breathing?
Copy !req
1569. - Jesus Christ!
- Laurie, it's okay.
Copy !req
1570. - Calm down.
- Laurie, Laurie, stop.
Copy !req
1571. Laurie, Jesus.
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1572. - Shh.
- Kevin, shut her the fuck up.
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1573. It's okay, Laurie.
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1574. Just breathe. You're all right.
You're all right.
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1575. Em. Em.
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1576. Em, where are you going?
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1577. Just calm down.
It's all right.
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1578. - Get off me!
- Get a rag. Get a towel. Anything.
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1579. - Here, here, here, here.
- Get it off!
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1580. - Get it off! I can't fucking stand blood.
- Okay. It's off.
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1581. It'll be all right.
Just calm down.
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1582. Get the fuck away.
Get the fuck away.
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1583. You're scaring the shit
out of everybody.
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1584. Who are you? Who are
you fucking people?
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1585. And you said... All
you guys are crazy.
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1586. You were always fucking crazy.
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1587. She's bad news.
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1588. It's been years we
haven't seen each other.
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1589. You know, Vietnamese is
a pitch-based language.
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1590. D.H.R. Yeah.
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1591. It really is a pitch-based language.
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1592. - Hi.
- Hi.
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1593. Cheers.
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1594. And I don't think
I'm working a lot.
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1595. I have to work a lot, but
it's gonna be a nice balance.
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1596. What are you gonna do while he's working?
What are you gonna do?
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1597. I don't know.
Just hang out.
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1598. - Investigate?
- Yeah, investigate.
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1599. Fundraise. Get those
Vietnamese to invest in...
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1600. - Fundraise in San Francisco.
- Invest in the Vietnamese.
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1601. - It's supposed to be gorgeous, though.
- This time of year.
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1602. My cousin lived over there
for about a year...
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1603. and said it was just spectacular.
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1604. - Have you been there before?
- No. Not Vietnam. Cambodia.
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1605. Cambodia was awesome.
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1606. Did you see Angkor Wat
when you were in Cambodia?
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1607. - Yeah.
- Good times.
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1608. Great.
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1609. Picture this.
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1610. - Whoa. What the hell was that?
- What was that?
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1611. - It was like a car window, or something.
- It sounded like glass.
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1612. It sounded like a windshield.
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1613. That's mine.
That's mine.
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1614. Should we get the, the
glowsticks to take outside?
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1615. We're not going to a rave.
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1616. You want to go to a rave, party man?
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1617. I don't see anybody.
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1618. You okay?
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1619. - Whose is that right there?
- Oh, for fuck's sake. Seriously?
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1620. - Oh, shit.
- Oh, baby.
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1621. - I just got this. I just got this.
- I'm sorry.
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1622. There's no structural damage.
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1623. - Did they take anything?
- They didn't take my fucking...
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1624. - They didn't take my stereo.
- Come on.
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1625. Why don't we check
the rest of our cars,
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1626. and see what's going on.
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1627. - Yeah.
- Honey, where's our car?
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1628. - In the driveway.
- All right.
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1629. - Em, you good?
- Yeah. I'm right up here.
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1630. - Hey.
- Hey.
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1631. What are you doing?
We... Guys, she's in here.
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1632. We were looking for you.
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1633. - Oh, I was just, um, by my car.
- Oh.
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1634. - You okay, babe?
- Yeah, I just... Yeah.
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1635. - You got away from us.
- I did.
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1636. I guess worse things could
happen at a dinner party.
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1637. I went and got the...
the ring.
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1638. No, I could stay here.
That's a good idea.
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1639. What were you doing out there?
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1640. Em. What were you doing out there?
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1641. Um, the view is really beautiful
of the comet out there.
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1642. - Oh.
- You came in that door?
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1643. - Yeah.
- What's wrong with that door?
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1644. That's the door to nowhere.
Don't you know?
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1645. Okay. Let's go take a look.
Let's check it out.
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1646. Everybody's sick of hearing
about the feng shui.
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1647. - God, it's freezing outside.
- Come on.
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1648. You mentioned it.
Let's look at it.
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1649. How come we never use this patio?
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1650. Well, we never have comets.
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1651. Oh, my God.
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1652. W-What's it doing?
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1653. It's breaking up.
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1654. - Is that what they do?
- Yeah, I guess so.
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1655. So, Em, is Katherine Meriss gonna understudy
your life while you're gone for a month?
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1656. Oh, no one can.
Ooh.
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1657. - I like that.
- Oh, come on.
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1658. I wish we could roast
marshmallows on that meteor.
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1659. A long stick.
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1660. Yeah?
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1661. - Em? You okay?
- Yeah?
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1662. Yeah, I'm fine.
The toilet just got backed up.
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1663. You can't use that one. You
gotta use the main one, okay?
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1664. Okay.
I'll be right out.
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1665. - Oh, my God.
- Em. Em.
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1666. Hey. You're up.
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1667. I'll make some breakfast. It'll
be ready in, like, five minutes.
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1668. Oh, hi.
You feeling better?
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1669. - Yeah.
- Okay.
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1670. I'm gonna get dressed.
I'll be back.
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1671. Morning.
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1672. You okay, babe?
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1673. Are you okay?
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1674. You totally passed out last night.
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1675. You were mumbling.
I put you on the couch.
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1676. Found that in the bathroom.
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1677. That's weird.
It's you calling me.
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1678. Hello?
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1679. When you sing
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1680. When you sing
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1681. The stars
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1682. Fill up my eyes
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1683. Galaxies pour down my cheeks
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1684. Galaxies
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1685. Galaxies, they flood the streets
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1686. Galaxies
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1687. When we dance
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1688. When we dance
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1689. Eels and sea grass
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1690. Float on by
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1691. I'm 10,000 leagues
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1692. Beneath the sea
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1693. 10,000 leagues
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1694. 10,000 leagues
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1695. Beneath the green
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