1. Yeah, uh, hello. You're Steve?Copy !req
2. Steven. Steven. Hi.Copy !req
3. - Sit down.
- Roberto?Copy !req
4. - I'm all wound up,
- Yeah.Copy !req
5. You're wound up? I'm wound up too.Copy !req
6. - Yes.
- All wound up.Copy !req
7. - Ahh... What are you drinking... coffee?
- Coffee. YesCopy !req
8. - νery good for me, coffee. For you?
- I love coffee.Copy !req
9. - You love it too?
- I Love it.Copy !req
10. - Steve!
- Steven.Copy !req
11. Steve...Copy !req
12. I love coffee.Copy !req
13. What do you do?Copy !req
14. Oh, you know, I just relax, sit around,
maybe have a cigarette.Copy !req
15. Yes?Copy !req
16. Cigarettes and coffee,
I think go together good.Copy !req
17. I don't know, you think
you drink too much of it?Copy !req
18. No. Coffee is good for health, yeah?Copy !req
19. I like to drink before I go to sleep.Copy !req
20. I drink a lot of coffee before I go to sleep.
So I can dream faster.Copy !req
21. I can dream, like when they put a camera
on the Indy 500...Copy !req
22. when they put a camera in the car,
and it's just whipping by like that.Copy !req
23. Dream after dream after dream after dream.Copy !req
24. People ask me the next day,
what did you dream about?Copy !req
25. I say, I don't have time.
I don't have time to tell you this.Copy !req
26. - Do you smoke?
- Only when I drink... coffee.Copy !req
27. Do you know my mother?Copy !req
28. - Do I know your mother?
- Yeah.Copy !req
29. I don't know, I don't think so.Copy !req
30. - Coffee. They should freeze it, you know?
- Yes!Copy !req
31. Fill an icecube tray with coffee
and put sticks in it, for kids, you know?Copy !req
32. So they can start out when they're kids.
When they're playing, and stuff.Copy !req
33. Like a Popsicle. A caffeine Popsicle.Copy !req
34. Νery good. I don't understand nothing. Yes.Copy !req
35. - Can you hear me?
- What?Copy !req
36. Can you hear me? It's very loud over here.Copy !req
37. You having trouble hearing me?
Maybe we should switch.Copy !req
38. Yes, thank you very much. I'd like to switch.Copy !req
39. Ahh, good here.Copy !req
40. - Good?
- I kinda liked it better over there.Copy !req
41. - You go...
- Do you mind?Copy !req
42. Yes, me, too. I prefer, yes.Copy !req
43. - Steve...
- Steven.Copy !req
44. Steve, yes.Copy !req
45. - When do you leave?
- The United States?Copy !req
46. No, here.Copy !req
47. Here, oh... I have to leave, soon actually.
I have a dentist appointment.Copy !req
48. But I don't want to go.
I don't like the dentist.Copy !req
49. - Yeah.
- I gotta go. I guess.Copy !req
50. - Yes.
- I haven't gone in a while.Copy !req
51. Good. You don't go?Copy !req
52. - I should go, but I don't feel like going.
- No?Copy !req
53. Steve, I am free. Very free.Copy !req
54. You wanna go for me?Copy !req
55. Thank you very much.Copy !req
56. - You want to go to the dentist?
- I can go for you.Copy !req
57. Great.Copy !req
58. - Here's the address.
- Good.Copy !req
59. Good. Νery good.Copy !req
60. - The name of the guy.
- Yeah, 4:30.Copy !req
61. - Steven, thank you very much.
- No problem.Copy !req
62. - You don't mind?
- No, thank you.Copy !req
63. Dentist appointment. Very good.Copy !req
64. I have to go. I am sorry, Steve.Copy !req
65. Steven.Copy !req
66. Steve, yeah I have to go to the dentist.
I am late.Copy !req
67. - Thank you, excuse me. Sorry...
- Take it easy, don't be late.Copy !req
68. - Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too, in a way.Copy !req
69. What are we doing in Memphis, anyway?Copy !req
70. - It was your idea to come here.
- Your idea.Copy !req
71. It was my idea? It was your idea.Copy !req
72. Νery funny.Copy !req
73. Don't smoke those sawdust cigarettes
in here.Copy !req
74. I hate those things.Copy !req
75. - So what.
- What are you, a cowboy?Copy !req
76. - These are fresh. This is fresh tobacco.
- No, this is fresh.Copy !req
77. - This is the stupid dope fresh cigarettes.
- That stuff is stale. What are you, crazy?Copy !req
78. - I'm not crazy.
- Shut up.Copy !req
79. How we doing here? Need a refill?Copy !req
80. - Yeah.
- No.Copy !req
81. Sir?Copy !req
82. - Yes.
- Oh yes.Copy !req
83. - Hey!
- Shit! I'm sorry.Copy !req
84. - Come on man, what are you doing, man?
- Damn, I'm sorry about that.Copy !req
85. Let's not even pay the check.
This place is terrible.Copy !req
86. This all you're going to have?
Just ahh...Copy !req
87. - Give me a light.
- Just coffee and cigarettes?Copy !req
88. That's not too healthy, is it now?Copy !req
89. - Can I get you a sandwich or something?
- No.Copy !req
90. - You all from around here?
- No.Copy !req
91. Are you brother and sister?Copy !req
92. - Yes.
- No.Copy !req
93. Are you two twins?Copy !req
94. - Yes.
- No.Copy !req
95. Yes we are.Copy !req
96. I thought so.
You know y'all remind me of?Copy !req
97. - Who?
- Heckel and Jeckel.Copy !req
98. Shit.Copy !req
99. You know ahh... the talking magpies?Copy !req
100. Anyway, who's the evil twin?
That's the way it works, right?Copy !req
101. - This coffee tastes like mud.
- Really.Copy !req
102. Which one of us do you think
looks like the evil one?Copy !req
103. I'd say he's the evil one, right?
He's got the evil eye.Copy !req
104. - I'm only kidding.
- You better be.Copy !req
105. Hey, you know, I just thought of something,
with you two being twins and all.Copy !req
106. - Y'all go to Graceland yet?
- No.Copy !req
107. Oh, you should. It's real cool.Copy !req
108. - Mind if I sit down?
- Yes I do.Copy !req
109. Yes, you can sit down.
What are you, on a break?Copy !req
110. No really, but it's kind of slow.
Tell you what, you can help me out.Copy !req
111. Just stay right there. You got me covered
and my boss can't see me.Copy !req
112. It's his evil nature, right?Copy !req
113. Well anyway what I just thought of.Copy !req
114. Do you know that
Elvis Presley's got a twin brother?Copy !req
115. Yeah, his name is Jesse Garon.
You know, Elvis' middle name is Aron.Copy !req
116. Aron, Garon. Anyway, everybody thinks
he died at birth, you know?Copy !req
117. But my theory is...Copy !req
118. that his mother didn't wanna raise two kids,
you know, she wasn't expecting twins.Copy !req
119. She couldn't afford to raise them both,
she gave one away.Copy !req
120. She just sent one off.Copy !req
121. So he grew up, Jesse that is grew up
in Arkansas, or Mississippi, or something.Copy !req
122. So he didn't know he had a brother, Elvis.
But one day, like 1968 or 69...Copy !req
123. he's looking at himself in the mirror
and says, "Damn, I look like Elvis."Copy !req
124. So he comes to Memphis, looks up Elvis.Copy !req
125. Elvis sees him, he says,
Yeah, you're my brother. I can't believe it!Copy !req
126. How you doing? What can I do for you?Copy !req
127. And his brother says, well I don't know.Copy !req
128. Sure would be nice
to be you for one night.Copy !req
129. So Elvis has this concert
where his brother sang.Copy !req
130. They tried to see if they could trick people.
And damn if he didn't sound like his brother.Copy !req
131. Then Elvis had an idea.Copy !req
132. Well? I'm kinda tired of the music scene.
I'll send him out on tour.Copy !req
133. Big mistake! You see, cuz' it was his brother
who started to go to vegas...Copy !req
134. and wear them big collars
and the white jumpsuits, and the capes.Copy !req
135. Elvis wouldn't do that.
And it was his brother who got really fat.Copy !req
136. You know, eating those
banana-fried butter sandwiches and all.Copy !req
137. The Colonel said, man we gotta get rid
of this guy, you know?Copy !req
138. He can't be Elvis anymore.Copy !req
139. So they started feeding him pills.
I think they killed him.Copy !req
140. So what? What are you saying?
What's the punch line?Copy !req
141. - You all Elvis fans?
- No.Copy !req
142. Oh.Copy !req
143. You want to hear something about Elvis?
I'll tell you something about Elvis, okay?Copy !req
144. - You ever heard of Otis Blackwell?
- No ma'am.Copy !req
145. - You ever heard of Junior Parker?
- No ma'am.Copy !req
146. Yeah, I didn't think so.
You know, Elvis robbed their music, man.Copy !req
147. He paid them ten bucks for their music,
and all these other black musicians, too.Copy !req
148. - That's what I think of Elvis.
- See now, here's where my theory fits.Copy !req
149. I don't think it was Elvis.
I think it was his brother.Copy !req
150. Oh, so in that case, it's alright, huh?Copy !req
151. My favorite Elvis quote is, "The only thing
coloreds can do for me is shine my shoes."Copy !req
152. I don't think The King said that.
See, I think it was his evil twin.Copy !req
153. Danny, what you doing over there?
You got tables to wait on. Come on.Copy !req
154. - I'll be right back.
- Yeah, don't get fired, man.Copy !req
155. Danny!Copy !req
156. Slap-happy hillbilly.Copy !req
157. Cheers.Copy !req
158. Something smells funny in here.Copy !req
159. Hey!Copy !req
160. Is that my shirt you got on?Copy !req
161. No, I don't think so.Copy !req
162. Yeah, I think it is.
This doesn't smell like me.Copy !req
163. Yeah? What do you smell like?Copy !req
164. I smell like me,
and this doesn't smell like me.Copy !req
165. - I smell like me too.
- But this smells like you.Copy !req
166. That's because I am me.Copy !req
167. Is that my shirt?Copy !req
168. - Why are you always copying me anyway?
- No. I'm not copying you.Copy !req
169. - Why don't you get your own style?
- I have my own style.Copy !req
170. No, you're always copying me.
Your style is my style, because you copy it.Copy !req
171. - It's my style.
- No it's not your style.Copy !req
172. Service is bad, coffee is bad, music sucks.Copy !req
173. Hey. Those are my shoes!Copy !req
174. - Those are my shoes.
- Those are my shoes...Copy !req
175. - Those are my shoes.
- Those are my other shoes.Copy !req
176. Bullshit.Copy !req
177. - Hey.
- Hey Tom.Copy !req
178. - Alright...
- Alright, I'm glad you could make it.Copy !req
179. - You are here.
- Yeah.Copy !req
180. Yeah, hey you know you can call me Jim.Copy !req
181. I mean, you know, my friends call me Jim,
Jimmy or Iggy... or Jiggy.Copy !req
182. Call me J... Call me lggy.
Call me lggy. Yeah.Copy !req
183. OK. Alright, which ever way you go,
I'll go either way, Jim or lggy...Copy !req
184. Iggy. You call me lggy.Copy !req
185. Look, I'm sorry I'm late Jim.
Boy, whoo, four car pile-up.Copy !req
186. I delivered a baby this morning at
about 9 o'clock.Copy !req
187. I was saving lives,
I was out there on the highway, it was...Copy !req
188. You know there's nothing worse than
roadside surgery.Copy !req
189. You know, you don't have your own tools,
and it's just, it's murder.Copy !req
190. I performed a tracheotomy
with a ballpoint pen...Copy !req
191. I've been busy.Copy !req
192. Wait a minute, you're a doctor?Copy !req
193. Yeah. Yeah, I'm a doctor.Copy !req
194. Music and medicine really,
it's really been my thing...Copy !req
195. it's combining the two and
living in that place where they overlap.Copy !req
196. A lot of people say it shows up in the music,
you know, I don't know. I mean it's...Copy !req
197. - Well yeah, okay...
- Yeah?Copy !req
198. - Yeah I can see that.
- Yeah. Yeah?Copy !req
199. Wow! Yeah, okay.Copy !req
200. I can... The organization and the whole thing.
And the humanity, I guess...Copy !req
201. The humanity of the thing. Sure.
The "regard."Copy !req
202. - Yeah. The regard.
- Ahh...Copy !req
203. Well I guess it was a big day for you then.Copy !req
204. Yes, it was a medical morning.Copy !req
205. - Everybody's alright?
- Everybody's fine.Copy !req
206. - Well...
- You've been here awhile, I see.Copy !req
207. Yeah, I've been here. Drinking a little coffee.Copy !req
208. - Yeah, I see.
- I ordered you some.Copy !req
209. You ordered for me?Copy !req
210. I mean, is it cool, is that cool?Copy !req
211. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Coffee, yeah...Copy !req
212. - I could go for coffee.
- Okay man.Copy !req
213. Come on, have some coffee. Yeah.Copy !req
214. Okay, coffee it is.Copy !req
215. Those your cigarettes?Copy !req
216. No. No, they were just sitting here
when I got here.Copy !req
217. - You don't smoke do you?
- Nah. I gave it up.Copy !req
218. - Me either. Oh boy.
- Enough of that.Copy !req
219. That was enough. 25 big ones. Oh boy.Copy !req
220. Finished.Copy !req
221. - Got the energy now.
- Ohh... I feel great.Copy !req
222. Boy, since I quit, I mean,
boy... just everything...Copy !req
223. Yeah, you're focused.Copy !req
224. - Zeroed in, bang! You know?
- Me too.Copy !req
225. I feel sorry for suckers still puffing away,
you know?Copy !req
226. - No willpower.
- No willpower. Pacifier...Copy !req
227. You know the beauty of quitting is that,
now that I've quit...Copy !req
228. I can have one. Because I've quit.Copy !req
229. You know, I mean it's like jewelry...
you know, it's not really...Copy !req
230. I don't even inhale really.Copy !req
231. You want to join me in one?Copy !req
232. - Well yeah, since I quit. I mean...
- Yeah,Copy !req
233. - Okay. Okay.
- Now that you've quit.Copy !req
234. - You can have one.
- Yeah,Copy !req
235. I can do that. Alright. Okay.Copy !req
236. Hey boy, thank you!Copy !req
237. You know what I mean?
Now that we've quit...Copy !req
238. Hey, cigarettes and coffee, man.Copy !req
239. That's a combination.Copy !req
240. Can't beat it.Copy !req
241. You know, we're really like the coffee and
cigarettes generation,Copy !req
242. when you think about it.Copy !req
243. I mean, in the 40's,
it was the pie and coffee generation.Copy !req
244. Like Abbot and Costello on Tν, man!
They always wanted pie and coffee.Copy !req
245. Yeah. Yeah, like Abbot and Costello!
They were always ordering pie and coffee.Copy !req
246. Have some coffee!
Have some pie and coffee!Copy !req
247. What are you waiting for?Copy !req
248. You hang out here a lot?Copy !req
249. Yeah. Yeah. This is my hangout.Copy !req
250. Huh. I just wondered, because I didn't see
anything of yours on the jukebox.Copy !req
251. Well, I mean if you don't like it here...Copy !req
252. we could go down to Taco Bell or something.
Maybe that's more your style.Copy !req
253. What are you saying, man?
You saying, like,Copy !req
254. I'm like a Taco Bell kind of guy?Copy !req
255. No. I mean, if... you don't like it here,
you said, you don't like it here.Copy !req
256. No, no. I didn't... I didn't say that.Copy !req
257. We could go to
the International House of Pancakes.Copy !req
258. Maybe that's more up your alley.
I don't know.Copy !req
259. I didn't say that. I mean,Copy !req
260. I don't want to go to
the International House of Pancakes.Copy !req
261. I'm comfortable.Copy !req
262. Coffee is good though, at IHOP.Copy !req
263. Oh, you like the coffee down there at IHOP?Copy !req
264. I drink the coffee at IHOP. I like the coffee.
You don't like it?Copy !req
265. Yeah. Yeah, man.Copy !req
266. Hey, I like the IHOP coffee.Copy !req
267. - Classy brew. Classy brew.
- Yeah. Yeah. That's good coffee.Copy !req
268. Yeah, that's good coffee at the IHOP.Copy !req
269. Wow, wow, I almost forgot. Listen.Copy !req
270. I worked with this drummer
the other day in L.A.Copy !req
271. And this guy, man, his name is Giant Robo.Copy !req
272. And he's clangin' and bangin' and
really hard, Man,Copy !req
273. I thought of you.Copy !req
274. Maybe you wanna ch... This is somebody
I think you oughta check him out!Copy !req
275. Oh yeah?Copy !req
276. You mean, uhh...Copy !req
277. you think I need a professional drummer?
Like I'm not good enough?Copy !req
278. What are you talking about?Copy !req
279. No. No. I'm just... You know. It's a musician.Copy !req
280. I thought, I just wanted to tell you
about this guy. It'd be great, man.Copy !req
281. It's like, hard, and industrial,
and he's beating, and I just thought, wow.Copy !req
282. What are you trying to tell me?
I need a drummer?Copy !req
283. I could use a drummer?Copy !req
284. The drumming on my record sucks?
What are you saying?Copy !req
285. Ahh, forget it man. Forget it.Copy !req
286. You know what?
I think I really gotta get going.Copy !req
287. Oh you gotta go?Copy !req
288. Maybe another cup?
Maybe another cig...Copy !req
289. Boy, I'd like to. No. No... Gotta go.Copy !req
290. I really gotta go. I mean...Copy !req
291. My wife, she's alone, in a motel.Copy !req
292. - Oh yeah...
- Yeah, you know...Copy !req
293. Call her up, come on down here,
have a cup of coffee, couple of cigarettes.Copy !req
294. - She doesn't smoke.
- Oh.Copy !req
295. - You know, it's the willpower.
- Oh I see.Copy !req
296. - I don't wanna start her...
- No...Copy !req
297. I don't want to get her started.
This is just our little thing here.Copy !req
298. Yeah, right. Yeah...Copy !req
299. Well, hey, Just sorta...Copy !req
300. We can just keep zippin' along, you know.Copy !req
301. I'll be thinkin'... I'll be thinkin' of ya'.
Gotta go.Copy !req
302. Well, I guess so. Well...Copy !req
303. See ya' soon.Copy !req
304. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
305. Wish you could stay a little longer.Copy !req
306. Oh boy, I... I...Copy !req
307. We were just starting to get going here.Copy !req
308. Gotta go.Copy !req
309. - Okay.
- Okay Jim.Copy !req
310. - Next time.
- Okay, next time.Copy !req
311. - Take care.
- You take care too.Copy !req
312. He's not on here either.Copy !req
313. - You're a fucking moron, you know that?
- Now what?Copy !req
314. I can't believe that you're still smoking
those fucking things.Copy !req
315. Νinny, they'll fuck you up.
They'll kill you. Believe me.Copy !req
316. What, were you put on this fucking Earth
to annoy me?Copy !req
317. You said you were going to quit,
instead, you spend a fortune.Copy !req
318. So those big tobacco companies
can get fucking rich!Copy !req
319. And then you get cancer...Copy !req
320. And then the fucking doctors
and the hospitals, they can get rich.Copy !req
321. And the undertakers too!Copy !req
322. All because you want to smoke
like a fucking moron.Copy !req
323. Well I can't help it.
I'm fucking addicted, okay?Copy !req
324. So coffee and cigarettes.Copy !req
325. That's your lunch? That ain't healthy, is it?Copy !req
326. You're drinking coffee
so don't break my fucking balls!Copy !req
327. Νinny, I had lunch already.Copy !req
328. So I'm on a diet, okay? Jesus!Copy !req
329. Here comes my freaking kid.Copy !req
330. Do me a favor,
don't tell your mother. Please.Copy !req
331. What the fuck am I talking about...
She smokes like a fucking locomotive anyway.Copy !req
332. How you doing Junior?Copy !req
333. He don't talk much, does he?Copy !req
334. Not lately. Lately he's been the silent type.Copy !req
335. I gave you 10 bucks last night,
so what'd you do with it?Copy !req
336. I just gave you 5.Copy !req
337. Listen, I'll give you 1 more. That's it.Copy !req
338. Do I at least get a hug? For 6 bucks,
do get a freaking hug?Copy !req
339. 10 bucks for a hug?Copy !req
340. You got to be out of your freaking mind!Copy !req
341. Alright come here, I'll give ya'...Copy !req
342. You better go get yourself something to eat
and something good.Copy !req
343. Yeah, just like him.
Get some coffee and cigarettes!Copy !req
344. Oh brother,
what the fuck are you talking about.Copy !req
345. Look at how much fucking coffee
you're drinking!Copy !req
346. You got the whole fucking pot
over there with you.Copy !req
347. So what.Copy !req
348. They always bring me a whole pot.
I like coffee. Keeps me going.Copy !req
349. Keeps you going, right.
You're a fucking maniac.Copy !req
350. A caffeine maniac.Copy !req
351. You're drinking coffee aren't you?Copy !req
352. - Yeah.
- So?Copy !req
353. So maybe you should try to quit.Copy !req
354. Hey, hey. I ain't no fucking quitter.Copy !req
355. Fucking moron.Copy !req
356. Aw shit, here comes my kid again.Copy !req
357. How much did you spend?Copy !req
358. And that's all you got for 4 bucks?Copy !req
359. Peas and something to drink for 4 bucks!Copy !req
360. - What the heck is in that bag?
- It's those Chinese peas.Copy !req
361. They're not?Copy !req
362. They're Japanese?
Chinese, Japanese. Same thing.Copy !req
363. Try one.Copy !req
364. Jesus Christ, tastes like black pepper!Copy !req
365. Give me those...Copy !req
366. Little bastard! Did you see that?Copy !req
367. He tried to fucking poison me!Copy !req
368. No he didn't Joe. Listen to me.
Those things are very expensive.Copy !req
369. They're like a delicacy. A refined taste.Copy !req
370. Refined taste, my ass...Copy !req
371. Jesus Christ, not again.Copy !req
372. Now I can't even light a fucking cigarette
around here without getting fucking busted!Copy !req
373. You know something?
You really are a fucking moron.Copy !req
374. I'm gonna get to those big tobacco companies,
and I'm going to thank them...Copy !req
375. when they put you in the fucking ground.Copy !req
376. And did I ever tell that you're like a
fucking wife that I don't need.Copy !req
377. Can't even enjoy a fucking cigarette.Copy !req
378. Excuse me Miss. Umm...
Can I get you some more coffee?Copy !req
379. Ahh,Copy !req
380. I really wish you hadn't done that.Copy !req
381. I had it the right color, the right temperature.
It was just right.Copy !req
382. Sorry.Copy !req
383. Uhh... Hi.Copy !req
384. Sorry. Sorry about the coffee...Copy !req
385. Sorry.Copy !req
386. Does your name happen to be Gloria?Copy !req
387. No.Copy !req
388. Because I thought maybe you...Copy !req
389. You're not friends with umm...Copy !req
390. Sorry.Copy !req
391. So, can I get you something else?
A sandwich, something to eat...Copy !req
392. along with your coffee?Copy !req
393. It's not a very healthy lunch
just the coffee and cigarettes.Copy !req
394. It's not my lunch, okay?Copy !req
395. Sorry.Copy !req
396. Alex...Copy !req
397. You startled me.Copy !req
398. How are you, Isaach?Copy !req
399. Okay?Copy !req
400. Very well.Copy !req
401. I'm happy to see you.Copy !req
402. I was so sick of being in Paris.
You can't imagine.Copy !req
403. Sit down.Copy !req
404. So I was happy to get your call.Copy !req
405. A long time we didn't see each other. No?Copy !req
406. I ordered you some coffee. Okay?Copy !req
407. Oh yeah, sure. Thanks.Copy !req
408. So everything is okay?Copy !req
409. Yeah.Copy !req
410. Everything is okay. Very good.Copy !req
411. I am fine.Copy !req
412. So are you sure everything's okay with you?Copy !req
413. Yes.Copy !req
414. Everything is okay.Copy !req
415. And you?Copy !req
416. Me? Things are okay.Copy !req
417. Not perfect you know,
but pretty much okay, yeah.Copy !req
418. Good. I'm very happy to see you.Copy !req
419. I'm happy to see you, man.Copy !req
420. It's just that since I didn't see you
for so long...Copy !req
421. and you called to say
you wanted to see me.Copy !req
422. I thought maybe something was wrong.Copy !req
423. No. I just wanted to see you. That's all.Copy !req
424. Me too, man. I wanted to see you too.Copy !req
425. Are you sure there's nothing
you want to tell me.Copy !req
426. Nothing bothering you?Copy !req
427. But why,Copy !req
428. do you want something to be wrong?Copy !req
429. Hey, not at all.Copy !req
430. But when I got your call,Copy !req
431. but I had an intuition that
something was bothering you.Copy !req
432. Something... maybe you need to talk about.
That's all, man.Copy !req
433. Isaach. There is nothing wrong. Really.Copy !req
434. Okay?Copy !req
435. Are you sure?Copy !req
436. Are you crazy, Isaach?Copy !req
437. Are you sure you have nothing...Copy !req
438. to, you know, to let out?Copy !req
439. Should I invent something bad?
I could invent something bad for you.Copy !req
440. Not at all. No. No...Copy !req
441. I don't want you to invent something.
You know, I'm your best friend.Copy !req
442. You should feel completely free
to tell me the truth.Copy !req
443. To tell me whatever it is bothering you.Copy !req
444. Cut the shit.Copy !req
445. Okay. Okay. I understand. That's cool.Copy !req
446. Thank you.Copy !req
447. Hey, no problem.Copy !req
448. Isaach, no problem.Copy !req
449. Well, I guess I'm gonna go.Copy !req
450. Really? So soon?Copy !req
451. Yeah, you know man,
if you don't want to talk to me about it,Copy !req
452. I don't want to be a problem.Copy !req
453. There is no problem, Isaach.
Don't you understand? No problem.Copy !req
454. I understand. But listen.Copy !req
455. If you don't want to talk now...
Call me anytime, okay?Copy !req
456. Now maybe it's not the right time
for you, that's all.Copy !req
457. So, I was very happy to see you.Copy !req
458. Yes. Me too.
I'm sorry to disappoint you.Copy !req
459. But there is nothing wrong. Really.Copy !req
460. It's okay, guy.Copy !req
461. I understand.Copy !req
462. No. You don't understand.Copy !req
463. Call me, Alex.Copy !req
464. See you, Isaach.Copy !req
465. Soon.Copy !req
466. - Hi... So nice to see you.
- Me too...Copy !req
467. It's been ages.Copy !req
468. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
469. Last time was what?
A couple of years ago in Sydney, wasn't it?Copy !req
470. Really, was that 2 years ago?Copy !req
471. Wow. How are Jeff and Beryl?Copy !req
472. Oh you know, same old, same old.Copy !req
473. Still stuck in their odd little parental ways.Copy !req
474. So you're not with
Mr. Cate and the baby on this trip?Copy !req
475. Ahh... No. No. Unfortunately
I'm by myself. I'll see them next week.Copy !req
476. - Everyone's good?
- Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
477. Yeah, I want a baby. At some point.Copy !req
478. What can I get for you?Copy !req
479. What you having Catie?Copy !req
480. Oh umm... Can I have a espresso, please?
In a large cup.Copy !req
481. Yeah, I'll have an espresso too,
thanks. A double.Copy !req
482. And can I have some hot milk on the side?
And could you heat it?Copy !req
483. - I think we can manage that.
- Thank you.Copy !req
484. I'm sorry I'm late.
I know you haven't got a lot of time.Copy !req
485. Oh. Don't worry about it.
I wish I could stay longer.Copy !req
486. Do you stay here overnight?Copy !req
487. Or do you just do
your press stuff here? Your junket.Copy !req
488. Oh no. No, I stay overnight.Copy !req
489. And I do the interviews here too.
It's easier...Copy !req
490. I do my interviews in my suite,
in the room, upstairs.Copy !req
491. And I just thought they're setting up
for the next interviewCopy !req
492. and I just thought maybe
it would be nicer if we met down here.Copy !req
493. No thanks Shell'. You're not...Copy !req
494. Oh go on.
They're not going to stop you smoking!Copy !req
495. - Here you go cous'.
- Thanks.Copy !req
496. So you mean, they give you
this full-on hotel suite,Copy !req
497. then they also use it for your publicity?Copy !req
498. Yeah.Copy !req
499. Seems kind of... cheap.Copy !req
500. Well, I mean, it's a suite.
So they just divide up the room.Copy !req
501. Yeah, but why couldn't they get you a suiteCopy !req
502. and get another suite to do your press in?Copy !req
503. Well it's pretty low budget,
Shell', this thing I did.Copy !req
504. Yeah, still.Copy !req
505. Pretty cheap, man.Copy !req
506. Can I get you anything else?Copy !req
507. - No thanks, that's great.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
508. So umm...Copy !req
509. Kinda weird getting in here.
I almost didn't.Copy !req
510. Until they found out I was your cousin.Copy !req
511. There's some photographer-Paparazzi
guys hanging out front.Copy !req
512. I guess they kinda follow you around.Copy !req
513. Oh you know, whatever so called
celebrities are around I suppose.Copy !req
514. God that must be a real fucking drag
sometimes, right?Copy !req
515. Not like me, I'm free!Copy !req
516. Practically broke. But I'm completely free.Copy !req
517. No one's stalking me,
that's for fucking sure.Copy !req
518. Except when they thought I was you.
I got into this club once because...Copy !req
519. they thought I was you.Copy !req
520. And then they found out I wasn't,
and asked me to leave.Copy !req
521. Pretty fucking rude.Copy !req
522. Don't get me wrong, it must be fabulous.Copy !req
523. You got it all. You got a good husband,
beautiful baby.Copy !req
524. Travel all over the world,
stay in fancy hotels.Copy !req
525. Parties...Copy !req
526. Yeah, well, you know what they say,
the grass is always greener.Copy !req
527. So how's umm...Copy !req
528. Shit ahh...Copy !req
529. - Johnny.
- Who?Copy !req
530. Jimmy... Tim... Tommy.
Sorry. How is he?Copy !req
531. Oh Tommy...Copy !req
532. We broke up almost 2 years ago.Copy !req
533. Tommy, Yeah. What a dickhead.Copy !req
534. Nah, got a new boyfriend now. Lee.
Remember?Copy !req
535. He's in a band. Wrote you about him.Copy !req
536. He's a pretty huge part of my life.Copy !req
537. Sorry, Shell', but I don't think you did.Copy !req
538. Yeah, I even sent you his fucking CD!Copy !req
539. Your assistant probably didn't give it to you.Copy !req
540. It's okay, it's totally cool.
I know how busy your life is.Copy !req
541. Do you remember where you sent it?Copy !req
542. No. I mean, one week you're in L.A.Copy !req
543. Then you're in London,
then you're in Sydney.Copy !req
544. I mean you're in a different fucking city
every day of the week.Copy !req
545. I'd love to hear the music.
What does it sound like?Copy !req
546. Well it's really...Copy !req
547. kinda hard...Copy !req
548. industrial, kind of throbbing...Copy !req
549. I don't think you'd get it.Copy !req
550. Well what are they called?Copy !req
551. They're called, Sqürl.Copy !req
552. Squirrel.Copy !req
553. No. Sqürl. You know, like they say it here.Copy !req
554. S-q-ü-r-I.
With an umlaut over the U. Sqürl.Copy !req
555. Oh Sqürl. I get it. Right.Copy !req
556. So I mean, can I buy the CD.
Until I find the one you sent?Copy !req
557. No. Well not yet.Copy !req
558. I mean, they recorded it
independently. You know, so...Copy !req
559. But I think the record company's
going to put it out. Finally. Yeah.Copy !req
560. I think.Copy !req
561. Well I'm going to have to find that CD
so I can listen to it.Copy !req
562. You're never going to find it.Copy !req
563. Shell', that isn't fair. Actually...Copy !req
564. Well it's true. You're not going to find it.Copy !req
565. Really.Copy !req
566. Because I just remembered I didn't...Copy !req
567. actually send it to you.Copy !req
568. I think I just thought
about sending it to you.Copy !req
569. Oh, hey. Almost forgot.Copy !req
570. This is for you.Copy !req
571. Thanks. What is it?Copy !req
572. Oh wow, this is really expensive stuff!
Must've cost hundreds!Copy !req
573. Yeah. Cool, thanks, yeah.
I could use this stuff.Copy !req
574. Make me look like a movie star, right?Copy !req
575. - Cheers.
- Cheers, gorgeous.Copy !req
576. Seriously, Catie. Thanks for seeing me.Copy !req
577. Oh no, thanks for seeing me.Copy !req
578. And thanks for all the fancy swag.Copy !req
579. Oh, it's nothing.Copy !req
580. It is swag, isn't it.Copy !req
581. They probably give you
all kinds of free stuff.Copy !req
582. Jewelry, clothes.
Probably give you cars, right?Copy !req
583. No, they don't give me cars.Copy !req
584. Yeah well they sometimes give me makeup
from time to time. But I just...Copy !req
585. thought, I don't know, I just wanted...Copy !req
586. I didn't have time to go shopping.Copy !req
587. No really it's fine, I mean,
it's great. I can use it.Copy !req
588. It's just funny, don't you think?
That when you can't afford something...Copy !req
589. it's like really expensive.Copy !req
590. And then when you can afford it...
it's, like, free.Copy !req
591. Kinda backward, don't you think?Copy !req
592. Yeah well, the world's a bit like that
I guess, in a lot of ways.Copy !req
593. Oh, speaking of paparazzi,Copy !req
594. I saw these photos of you the other day
in the tabloids.Copy !req
595. Oh don't tell me that. Yuck...Copy !req
596. What was I wearing?Copy !req
597. Oh, sorry...Copy !req
598. Yeah? Hello? Hi Lindsey.Copy !req
599. Yeah, I'm downstairs,
in the coffee room with my cousin, Shelly.Copy !req
600. Already, really?Copy !req
601. Okay, yeah. Yeah,
I'll be up in a minute. Okay. Bye.Copy !req
602. - Got to get back to work?
- Yeah.Copy !req
603. Back to the grind.Copy !req
604. Do you want to come up to the room?Copy !req
605. It won't be very interesting
but I mean, you're welcome to come up.Copy !req
606. What, and watch you do
Tv interviews and stuff?Copy !req
607. Like Entertainment Tonight?Copy !req
608. Yeah.Copy !req
609. Yeah. Well maybe you can send me
that CD or a letter or something.Copy !req
610. Yeah, but you wouldn't read it.Copy !req
611. Oh stop it. I would if you actually sent it.Copy !req
612. - I've really gotta go.
- Yeah.Copy !req
613. - Sorry.
- Yeah.Copy !req
614. - It was great seeing you.
- Yeah.Copy !req
615. - Have you got my numbers?
- Yeah.Copy !req
616. Oh take care.
Send my love to everyone.Copy !req
617. Yeah, send my love to everyone on your end.Copy !req
618. If they even remember me.Copy !req
619. - Bye Catie.
- See ya Shell'.Copy !req
620. Put that on my room,
and anything else she wants.Copy !req
621. Hey maybe next time
I'll get to meet Lou.Copy !req
622. Yeah...Copy !req
623. It's Lee...Copy !req
624. Ahh excuse me.Copy !req
625. Could I have a tequila, thanks.
A double. And the menu.Copy !req
626. I'm sorry,
there's no smoking in the lounge.Copy !req
627. So Jack, you going to tell me
about your Tesla Coil?Copy !req
628. You said you didn't want to hear about it.Copy !req
629. Yeah, I know, but that was awhile ago.Copy !req
630. Well, I don't know
if I want to talk about it.Copy !req
631. Come on Jack. You dragged it all the way
down here in your little red wagon.Copy !req
632. Come on, just tell me about it.Copy !req
633. Well I built it based on the inventor,
Nikola Tesla's original designs.Copy !req
634. It's an air transformer...Copy !req
635. with primary and secondary coils
that are tuned to resonate.Copy !req
636. It's basically a step-up transformer...Copy !req
637. which converts relatively low-voltage,
high current, to high-voltage,Copy !req
638. low current at high frequencies.Copy !req
639. Do you remember when we were kidsCopy !req
640. you had a little Barbie makeup mirror?Copy !req
641. Yeah I remember that.Copy !req
642. Had a little fluorescent light on it.Copy !req
643. Well Nikola Tesla invented fluorescent light.Copy !req
644. Without him, we wouldn't have
alternating current...Copy !req
645. radio, television, x-ray technology,Copy !req
646. induction motors, particle beams, lasers.Copy !req
647. None of that would even exist
if it weren't for him.Copy !req
648. Or the rock band, Tesla.Copy !req
649. Funny.Copy !req
650. Tesla was a true genius.Copy !req
651. If we would have paid more attention
to his ideas...Copy !req
652. The world would be a much better place.
We'd have free mass communication.Copy !req
653. Free transportation.
Free energy for everyone.Copy !req
654. That's why they discredited him
in the end.Copy !req
655. For free energy.Copy !req
656. He perceived the Earth...Copy !req
657. as a conductor of acoustical resonance.Copy !req
658. What a beautiful idea.Copy !req
659. So Jack, are you going to show me
how the coil works?Copy !req
660. Yeah, alright.Copy !req
661. You'll need these.Copy !req
662. - Alright, you ready Meg?
- I'm ready.Copy !req
663. Damn it. Something went wrong.Copy !req
664. It was cool though.Copy !req
665. Yeah, but it wasn't supposed to stop.Copy !req
666. It was supposed to keep working.
I don't know what happened.Copy !req
667. Think maybe you blew a capacitor?Copy !req
668. No I didn't blow a capacitor, Meg.Copy !req
669. Maybe it tripped your GFI.Copy !req
670. Yeah, your "ground fault interrupter."Copy !req
671. Yeah I know what a GFI is.
That's not what happened.Copy !req
672. You don't have to snap at me.Copy !req
673. I think maybe your spark gaps are too far
apart on your spark coil vibrator.Copy !req
674. Ahh... Yeah that could be it.Copy !req
675. I guess.Copy !req
676. Yeah, that is it. That's it.
You're right about that.Copy !req
677. I didn't check that earlier.Copy !req
678. Well I'm going to go home and check it out.Copy !req
679. Are you going to go bowling, tomorrow?Copy !req
680. Yeah I'll be there.Copy !req
681. Alright, I'll see you there.Copy !req
682. Earth as a conductor of
acoustical resonance.Copy !req
683. Hello? Hello who is this?
Laura, hi, hi...Copy !req
684. This is Alfred Molina, for Steve Coogan.Copy !req
685. Alfred Molina.Copy !req
686. M-o-I-I-n-a.Copy !req
687. The actor, yes.Copy !req
688. Well I was just double checking
that Steve...Copy !req
689. Oh he is. Great, great, great.Copy !req
690. Well just in case you need it,
my cell-phone number is... Hello?Copy !req
691. Hello, Alfred?Copy !req
692. Steve hello.Copy !req
693. Hi. Hi. I'm so glad you could make it.
Please sit down.Copy !req
694. I was just talking to Laura, your assistant.
seeing if you were on your way here...Copy !req
695. - I'm here.
- Fantastic.Copy !req
696. I took the liberty of ordering some tea.Copy !req
697. Shall I be mother?Copy !req
698. That's okay, I'll be my own mother.Copy !req
699. Some milk there for you.Copy !req
700. - Real tea!
- Yeah...Copy !req
701. It's hard to come by.Copy !req
702. I have this fantasy...Copy !req
703. if I ever won a Golden Globe or ahh...
an Academy Award,Copy !req
704. I'd use the opportunity to tell the Yanks
how to make a decent cup of tea.Copy !req
705. - Well here's to a good cup of tea.
- Cheers.Copy !req
706. I love your ahh... I love your coat.Copy !req
707. Yeah. Viv Westwood.Copy !req
708. I just... I like...
I've got a weakness for British designers.Copy !req
709. Yeah. I don't know
what it is about American designers.Copy !req
710. They're just too... safe.Copy !req
711. Aren't you going to be a little bit warm?
It's about 85 outside.Copy !req
712. - Yeah. No, I take it off when I go out.
- Oh.Copy !req
713. - It's just the air-conditioning.
- Right.Copy !req
714. So how long have you been living in L. A?Copy !req
715. Oh well, we've been here about 7 years.Copy !req
716. - Wow.
- We love it here. We just love it here.Copy !req
717. That's a long time. I do love visiting L.A.Copy !req
718. But I always say, it's a great place to visit,
it's an even nicer place to leave.Copy !req
719. The palm trees...
Palm trees annoy the fuck out of me.Copy !req
720. Yeah, well it's not for everybody.Copy !req
721. I like it here, but we came out here,
I came out here for the work and stuff.Copy !req
722. It's great to...
It's great to finally meet you.Copy !req
723. I got to say I'm a huge fan of your stuff.Copy !req
724. All the stuff you've done on Tν,
the comedy stuff...Copy !req
725. I've got all... I've got all the tapes.Copy !req
726. You know, I get them sent over.
It's fantastic.Copy !req
727. Thank you.Copy !req
728. Yeah I'm ahh...Copy !req
729. you know, likewise...
I'm certainly very aware of you.Copy !req
730. Oh great.Copy !req
731. I saw that Tν series you did.Copy !req
732. Oh yeah, you saw that?Copy !req
733. - Yeah.
- Wow.Copy !req
734. Interesting.Copy !req
735. - Yeah, we got canceled.
- Yeah I heard that.Copy !req
736. Comedy's such a difficult thing.Copy !req
737. Yeah.Copy !req
738. Well your career seems to be
going terribly well.Copy !req
739. I mean, you've got a lot of heat
at the moment.Copy !req
740. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
741. - Is that why you're here?
- Well you know...Copy !req
742. The merry-go-round of meetings.Copy !req
743. It's nice, people are "finally"...Copy !req
744. starting to take a bit of notice.
Which is great.Copy !req
745. - Are you meeting on anything interesting?
- Yeah...Copy !req
746. I've got to say you were just...Copy !req
747. fantastic in 24 Hour...Copy !req
748. No, seriously, 24 Hour Party People
was just a knock-out. I mean, brilliant.Copy !req
749. - Great work.
- Thank you.Copy !req
750. - Really brilliant.
- I was...Copy !req
751. And the reviews.Copy !req
752. They were pretty fuckin' great.Copy !req
753. I was amazed... because you know it was...Copy !req
754. I didn't think many people would get
all the sort of, cultural references.Copy !req
755. Sort of, Manchester, early 80's,
the whole kind of music scene...Copy !req
756. You'd be surprised.Copy !req
757. Yeah, but a lot of people really didn't have
any kind of reference to make to it.Copy !req
758. Because of the...
They know about the bands over here.Copy !req
759. But the whole thing, your character,
and his running the Tv show...Copy !req
760. Do you want a cigarette?Copy !req
761. - Sorry, they're French.
- Oh, that's okay. Thanks.Copy !req
762. No. I'll save it for later.Copy !req
763. Oh, okay.Copy !req
764. Umm so, Laura said...Copy !req
765. she said, that you were really
keen to meeting. Something she didn't tell me.Copy !req
766. She wouldn't tell me what it was.Copy !req
767. Well I didn't want to say it over the phone,
because it would've sounded weird.Copy !req
768. I can imagine how she thought,
this was coming out of nowhere.Copy !req
769. I phone her up, doesn't know me from Adam.
I must talk to Steve Coogan.Copy !req
770. But I wanted to see you in person.Copy !req
771. When I found out you were going to
be here for a couple of days...Copy !req
772. I thought this was the perfect opportunity...Copy !req
773. Anyway... I'll get right to it.
I'm so excited about this.Copy !req
774. Let me try and put it in context. I'm...Copy !req
775. I've always had a big passion for history.Copy !req
776. You know... and people's lives...Copy !req
777. and all the little events of
how you get from A to B.Copy !req
778. And all the small details in people's lives,
are kind of really...Copy !req
779. full of epic qualities. You know?Copy !req
780. So I've been doing all this research.Copy !req
781. Anyway, I... I've come up with this.Copy !req
782. And what state is... is it greenlit
or is it just a treatment? What stage is it in?Copy !req
783. I'm sorry no. God, how embarrassing...
It's not some...Copy !req
784. This isn't work, has nothing to do with work.
It's not you know, a project.Copy !req
785. What this is,
is I did some genealogical research...Copy !req
786. and what I came across...
What I discovered was...Copy !req
787. Mister Coogan?Copy !req
788. Yes?Copy !req
789. - It is you, isn't it?
- It is, yes.Copy !req
790. Oh umm... I'm such a huge fan.Copy !req
791. You're not that huge. Only where it counts.Copy !req
792. Could I bother you for an autograph.Copy !req
793. - Absolutely.
- Great.Copy !req
794. I've been recognized.
Where do you want it?Copy !req
795. Oh, umm paper is fine.Copy !req
796. Spoil-sport.Copy !req
797. - Oh no, no. Don't do that.
- Sorry.Copy !req
798. - I probably have something in my bag.
- Okay.Copy !req
799. Give me a second here.Copy !req
800. Oh gosh. So sorry.Copy !req
801. It's alright.Copy !req
802. - Give me one more minute.
- Take your time.Copy !req
803. Here, please, in there.Copy !req
804. - Okay, and what's your name?
- Katy.Copy !req
805. - Katy.
- With a Y.Copy !req
806. Alright. What Katy did next.Copy !req
807. - Hello.
- Alfred's an actor too.Copy !req
808. - Here.
- Oh. Thank you. Great.Copy !req
809. - Thank you very much.
- You're welcome. Never mind.Copy !req
810. - Wow...
- Well, let's get back to this.Copy !req
811. I don't want to take up
too much of your time.Copy !req
812. - I know you're busy...
- Sure. Yeah.Copy !req
813. As I said, I did this genealogical research.Copy !req
814. I was just doing it for my own interest...Copy !req
815. I wasn't looking for anything specific.
I just came across this.Copy !req
816. I'll cut a long story short. Steve Coogan...Copy !req
817. Drum roll. Umm,Copy !req
818. well the thing is Steve.Copy !req
819. You and I are cousins.Copy !req
820. How do you mean?
What... Do you mean artistically?Copy !req
821. No. No. No!
I mean in the normal way.Copy !req
822. We're cousins. We're related.Copy !req
823. Whoa.Copy !req
824. - It's amazing isn't?
- Yeah. I mean... Are you sure?Copy !req
825. See the way it works out is, look...Copy !req
826. My great-great grandfather is
your great-great uncle.Copy !req
827. And further back, we shared the same
great-great-great grandfather.Copy !req
828. Wow, yeah... my ancestry is Irish
but I knew there was an Italian...Copy !req
829. Well that's it! The Italian connection isCopy !req
830. our great-great-great great grandfather,
Giuseppe.Copy !req
831. - Wow.
- Isn't that amazing?Copy !req
832. This is a lot of detail.Copy !req
833. Yeah, well it's my thing. I kinda do a little...Copy !req
834. Amazing.Copy !req
835. I think it's just great to say that
I'm related to Steve Coogan.Copy !req
836. Likewise, I can tell people
I'm related to Albert Molina.Copy !req
837. Alfred.Copy !req
838. Yeah...Copy !req
839. No it's my Grandmother...
who's the big one on the family tree.Copy !req
840. She'll be very thrilled.
She's a huge fan of your work.Copy !req
841. She loved you in...Copy !req
842. Boogie Nights.Copy !req
843. Oh right! With the shorts and
the shotgun? Yeah.Copy !req
844. Yeah, she talked about that once.Copy !req
845. Great. Great. But you know...
I know this is coming right out of the blue.Copy !req
846. But just think of the possibilities.Copy !req
847. It's fantastic, listen,
let's look at the facts.Copy !req
848. We're both actors. We're cousins,
we've established that.Copy !req
849. We could... We could maybe work together.Copy !req
850. Do a play maybe.
We could make a... a movie.Copy !req
851. We could actually do a movie
about this story.Copy !req
852. About discovering this amazing thing
between us. That we're cousins.Copy !req
853. The story could be two actors,
who discover that they're cousins.Copy !req
854. We could actually play ourselves.Copy !req
855. We'd be in the movie, I'd be Fred Molina,
you'd be Steve Coo... We'd be cousins.Copy !req
856. In the movie. It's fantastic!Copy !req
857. It'd be great. Absolutely great!Copy !req
858. You know... or not. I mean, you know,
we could just hang out.Copy !req
859. Yeah, no, we should definitely go for a beer
sometime. That'd great.Copy !req
860. Maybe go on vacation together, you know.Copy !req
861. Just the two of us,
sort of, get to know each other.Copy !req
862. You're not gay are you?Copy !req
863. No. No. No, no. I'm... I'm married.Copy !req
864. Yeah, well, so was James the First.Copy !req
865. Sorry. I don't know,
that popped into my head.Copy !req
866. Say it, get it out of the way.
Know what I mean?Copy !req
867. I understand.
I know exactly what you're thinking.Copy !req
868. If somebody came up to me going,
I'm your cousin...Copy !req
869. I'd think they were a nutter as well.
Take it from me, I'm not crazy.Copy !req
870. I just think this is a fantastic, extraordinary,Copy !req
871. delightful thing for me.Copy !req
872. Absolutely.Copy !req
873. - And I just wanted you to know about it.
- Ditto.Copy !req
874. All I want, if I want anything is
for you to just,Copy !req
875. acknowledge this extraordinary thing.
And...Copy !req
876. and just love me.Copy !req
877. Yeah. I could do that.Copy !req
878. I have to... go.Copy !req
879. I didn't tell you...Copy !req
880. I have this meeting.
It actually moved forward.Copy !req
881. I see.Copy !req
882. It's at Universal.
Number crunchers, financiers.Copy !req
883. So umm...Copy !req
884. This... This... Is this ahh...Copy !req
885. - That's for you.
- Okay.Copy !req
886. It's yours.Copy !req
887. I'll make sure that gets filed.Copy !req
888. Sure. Sure.Copy !req
889. Well you're going to be here
for a couple of days, right?Copy !req
890. So maybe we could see each other
before you go.Copy !req
891. Yeah, ahh... Okay,
ummm... checking the mental diary...Copy !req
892. This is not... This is not good.Copy !req
893. The time I'm here. It's just backed up.Copy !req
894. - I understand.
- I'm backed up.Copy !req
895. Listen, no problem.Copy !req
896. Give me your cell-phone number and
I'll call you before you go.Copy !req
897. There's a story there... The... The...Copy !req
898. The... There's a tri-band system here
in the states.Copy !req
899. Which is different to...Copy !req
900. the system in the UK.
And it's a kind of... We...Copy !req
901. The cell-phones... they don't work here.
So I'm kind of cell-phone less, in the U.S.Copy !req
902. Oh I see. Well...
give me your home number, I'll call you.Copy !req
903. - You've got my PA's number, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
904. Great, then we're connected.Copy !req
905. Well, can't... can't you give me
your number at home?Copy !req
906. Can I say no?
Because nothing, absolutely no...Copy !req
907. nothing personal. It's just I don't...Copy !req
908. I never give my number out. Ever.Copy !req
909. It's just a space... personal space thing.
I never... It's just a rule...Copy !req
910. and I always think, stick to the rule,
stick to the rule...Copy !req
911. You know, stick to the rule. And...
it's more of a philosophy than a rule, really.Copy !req
912. I can say...
I've not given my number out to many...Copy !req
913. eminent people in the past.Copy !req
914. I once didn't give my number to Sam Mendes.
So you're in good company.Copy !req
915. Well if it's good enough for Sam Mendes,
it's good enough for me.Copy !req
916. Yeah.Copy !req
917. - I think it's me.
- Oh that's right. Mine doesn't work.Copy !req
918. I'm sorry, I got to take this...Copy !req
919. Hello?Copy !req
920. Yeah. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
921. Spike, hi... How you doing?Copy !req
922. Yeah, you got the message.Copy !req
923. My agent just called you, just to
make sure we're all on the same page.Copy !req
924. No the producer credit is just so
you and I...Copy !req
925. Can sort of keep tabs on everything,Copy !req
926. you know, artistic integrity,
all that sort of thing.Copy !req
927. Otherwise the whole thing
could just run away.Copy !req
928. Oh you bastard, no... Alright.Copy !req
929. Yeah, you still okay for Sunday?
Good, alright.Copy !req
930. Will I meet you there? Alright.Copy !req
931. Nice and early. Okay yeah, yeah.
Lots of love.Copy !req
932. Bye, bye Spike.Copy !req
933. - I'm sorry about that.
- It's okay, okay... Fine. Fine.Copy !req
934. So... Umm... You... Was...Copy !req
935. Was that Spike Lee?Copy !req
936. Oh no, no, no.
I don't even know Spike Lee.Copy !req
937. No, that was Spike Jonze.Copy !req
938. - Spike Jonze!
- Yeah.Copy !req
939. - I love him!
- Yeah, he's a good man. Good man, Spike.Copy !req
940. Yeah, we've been...
We've been friends for a long, long time now.Copy !req
941. We're both keen hikers, We've...
Well, it's very boring.Copy !req
942. No, no, no, go on.Copy !req
943. Well we belong to a club.
And we go hiking on weekends.Copy !req
944. He's a very, very, very committed
environmentalist.Copy !req
945. Spike Jonze is a tree-hugger...Copy !req
946. Jesus, I never had him down as that.Copy !req
947. Well, I think he prefers the term,
leaf-people.Copy !req
948. As do I.Copy !req
949. Right, yeah, no... I mean, that's...
Don't get me wrong...Copy !req
950. I think it's great, I love trees.
I think there should be...Copy !req
951. there should be more of them.
When I use paper, I use both sides.Copy !req
952. Umm... I would love to...Copy !req
953. You know, I'm going to tear up
that stupid rule aboutCopy !req
954. phone numbers and... It's such shit.Copy !req
955. Would it be shabby of me
to give you my number now?Copy !req
956. Yeah.Copy !req
957. Okay.Copy !req
958. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
959. I've... I've got to go. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
960. - I'll get the check.
- Good.Copy !req
961. Fuck...Copy !req
962. Damn RZA, where the fuck you at?Copy !req
963. - Yo, yo, yo. Peace, yo.
- Bobby...Copy !req
964. - Word, man. Word, word.
- Chill.Copy !req
965. Pardon me for being late, Fam'.Copy !req
966. Ain't nothing man, I was about
to hit you on the horn.Copy !req
967. Yeah, I had a fucking
emergency house call, yo.Copy !req
968. - House call?
- Yeah, house call.Copy !req
969. Sophia and Sifu's children got sick with
the flu and the virus.Copy !req
970. So I went by,
scored some herbal medicines for them.Copy !req
971. I told them, lay off the dairy products.
Chill on the citric acid...Copy !req
972. and they should feel a little better,
you know?Copy !req
973. Umm so, you a doctor now, or something?Copy !req
974. Yeah, yo. I told you, yo!Copy !req
975. I've been studying alternative medicine
for two years now, son.Copy !req
976. I mean, ancient healing techniques,
and all that, yo.Copy !req
977. Check this, yo. I even know
a certain surgical procedureCopy !req
978. that I can perform using a drill-gun.Copy !req
979. Electric drill-gun. I'm dead serious, yo.Copy !req
980. But, yo, my hands are nice from being a DJ,
you know what I mean?Copy !req
981. To me music and medicine all go together.Copy !req
982. It's like two planets revolving
around the same sun. So... bong-bong!Copy !req
983. - Want some tea?
- Yeah, splash me,Copy !req
984. It's all herbals man. No caffeine.Copy !req
985. That's what I'm talkin' about, no caffeine.
Caffeine is ridiculous right now, man.Copy !req
986. Tell me about it.Copy !req
987. That's what I'm saying, caffeine.
Caffeine leads to depression.Copy !req
988. Makes you all irritable.Copy !req
989. Have your heart beatin' fast,
faster heart rate, you know what I mean?Copy !req
990. And worse than anything, you drink
that coffee it gives you the shits.Copy !req
991. You know what I mean?
So I try to say away from that.Copy !req
992. I'm off that shit anyway.Copy !req
993. - Crisp and clean, no caffeine.
- Yeah.Copy !req
994. - To liquid swords, family.
- Naw, to Bobby Digital.Copy !req
995. - Wu-Tang forever.
- Wu-Tang forever.Copy !req
996. Does anybody need more coffee?Copy !req
997. - Kitchen's closing.
- Naw man, we don't mess with caffeine.Copy !req
998. - You don't?
- Naw, I don't.Copy !req
999. Don't you know caffeine can
cause serious delirium?Copy !req
1000. - Delirium?
- Serious delirium.Copy !req
1001. Oh now you tell me.
Well that may be my problem. Delirium.Copy !req
1002. Aren't you Bill Murray, man?
That's... You Bill Murray?Copy !req
1003. Yeah, I'm Bill Murray. But ahh,
let's keep that just between us, alright?Copy !req
1004. Just between us.Copy !req
1005. And you guys are, ahh... related.Copy !req
1006. Yeah, we're Cousins. We're Family.Copy !req
1007. No, you're messing with me,
'cause you're both trouble makers.Copy !req
1008. - Trouble makers!
- The Wu-Tang clan.Copy !req
1009. Right, Wu-Tang Clan.Copy !req
1010. - You're GZA, the genius.
- That's right.Copy !req
1011. - And you're RZA...
- A.K. A...Copy !req
1012. Bobby Digital.Copy !req
1013. Yeah, he knows hip-hop, yo,
he knows hip-hop.Copy !req
1014. And you're Bill Murray.Copy !req
1015. Bill Groundhog Day,
Ghostbustin' ass Murray.Copy !req
1016. - Who ya' gonna call!
- I know that. Just don't tell anybody, alright.Copy !req
1017. What you mean, don't tell anybody,
Bill Murray? I mean...Copy !req
1018. people are going to come in here,
they're gonna see you.Copy !req
1019. You're Bill Murray. It's obvious.Copy !req
1020. Unless you're wearing
a disguise or something.Copy !req
1021. Well, I am wearing kind of a disguise.Copy !req
1022. Damn that's harsh, money.Copy !req
1023. You're a real caffeine junkie, aren't you.Copy !req
1024. Just keep it down, just between us.
Here, cheers.Copy !req
1025. You know, before I gave that up...Copy !req
1026. I used to drink it every night,Copy !req
1027. every single night up
until it was time to go to sleep.Copy !req
1028. It was to make me dream faster.Copy !req
1029. You know, like when they flash
those cameras on those Indy 500 cars?Copy !req
1030. And they just...Copy !req
1031. That's how my dreams were.
Just whizzin' by.Copy !req
1032. - You're stupid, yo.
- He is stupid, isn't he?Copy !req
1033. I know a guy who freezes coffee.
Puts sticks in it...Copy !req
1034. Has himself a coffee Popsicle.Copy !req
1035. - A caf' pop.
- A caf' pop.Copy !req
1036. Damn...Copy !req
1037. That don't sound too good, Bill Murray!Copy !req
1038. It's not the flu or anything...
It's just smokers cough.Copy !req
1039. That's what I'm trying to tell you...
The nicotine, man.Copy !req
1040. Nicotine interferes with
the central nervous system.Copy !req
1041. Your respiratorial system,Copy !req
1042. I mean, in very small doses
it causes paralysis.Copy !req
1043. - Really?
- Yeah, really man.Copy !req
1044. I mean, just 50 milligrams alone...Copy !req
1045. have been proven to be fatal
in a few minutes, man.Copy !req
1046. - How much is in one cigarette?
- 3 milligrams.Copy !req
1047. And did you know they also use nicotine
for an insecticide? To kill bugs.Copy !req
1048. It's good that it kills bugs, right?Copy !req
1049. Are you a bug, Bill Murray?Copy !req
1050. - Jesus, RZA, you sound like my doctor.
- He is a doctor...Copy !req
1051. Actually he specializes in
alternative medicine.Copy !req
1052. That is, alternative to this planet.Copy !req
1053. Well... do me a favor and
don't tell anybody you saw me here.Copy !req
1054. - You can trust us Bill Murray.
- So Bill Murray.Copy !req
1055. You hiding out or something?Copy !req
1056. Yeah, sort of. Something like that.Copy !req
1057. Now I'm thinking it may be delirium.Copy !req
1058. - Serious delirium.
- Serious.Copy !req
1059. Well if you're on the low,Copy !req
1060. I got something
that'll help you with your disguise.Copy !req
1061. Take this.Copy !req
1062. - Use whatever you want.
- Oh geez...Copy !req
1063. Rock that, man. Stay on the low.Copy !req
1064. This is nice stuff.
You didn't have to do this. This is great.Copy !req
1065. A bag if items for you, Bill.Copy !req
1066. - Thank you.
- Don't worry about it.Copy !req
1067. I really appreciate this.Copy !req
1068. This is great.Copy !req
1069. Doc, what could I do for this cough?Copy !req
1070. Damn I was just thinking about that.
Check this out.Copy !req
1071. - You get some hydrogen peroxide.
- We got that. For cuts and stuff.Copy !req
1072. Take fifty percent hydrogen peroxide,
fifty percent water.Copy !req
1073. You gargle with it.
Do not swallow, spit it out.Copy !req
1074. Don't swallow, Bill Murray.Copy !req
1075. And if that doesn't work... Try oven cleaner.Copy !req
1076. I got that in the back too.Copy !req
1077. - Thank you.
- Cool.Copy !req
1078. Thank you. I'm going to try it right now.Copy !req
1079. - Word.
- Word.Copy !req
1080. - Word man.
- Bill mother-fuckin' Murray!Copy !req
1081. It's crazy yo.Copy !req
1082. - Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo, Three o'clock.
- What's up?Copy !req
1083. I told Ghost to be here by 3 am.Copy !req
1084. Don't hold your breath on that one, man.
You know how it is waitin' on Ghost.Copy !req
1085. We'll be here all night.Copy !req
1086. Think we can smoke a blunt up in this joint?Copy !req
1087. Nah, it's hot up in here with the 5-0.Copy !req
1088. But we always smoke weed in here though.Copy !req
1089. That was until Dirt Dog done blew it up.Copy !req
1090. I told Deflon, never let Dirty
inside this spot, man.Copy !req
1091. So what's up, what you want to do, yo?Copy !req
1092. - Yo, let's slide to the 'udio.
- Hit the 'udio, right. Play some chess?Copy !req
1093. - Yeah.
- Alright then.Copy !req
1094. Is that the bill... for Murray?Copy !req
1095. - He don't need no money, yo.
- Hit him anyway.Copy !req
1096. Think I should tip him?Copy !req
1097. You think he's using the oven cleaner?Copy !req
1098. I don't know, but let's get
the fuck out of here.Copy !req
1099. Are you alright, Taylor?Copy !req
1100. No, not really.Copy !req
1101. What's up?Copy !req
1102. I don't know.
I feel so divorced from the world.Copy !req
1103. I've lost touch with the world.Copy !req
1104. Do you know that song by Mahler?Copy !req
1105. "I've Lost Track Of The World"?Copy !req
1106. No.Copy !req
1107. It's one of the most...Copy !req
1108. beautiful saddest songs ever written.Copy !req
1109. I can almost hear it now.Copy !req
1110. Can you hear it?Copy !req
1111. Oh...Copy !req
1112. It's gone now. But did you hear it?Copy !req
1113. I think so.Copy !req
1114. It resonated right through
the whole building.Copy !req
1115. Where are we?Copy !req
1116. In the Armory, Taylor.Copy !req
1117. It sounds so heavy and ponderous.Copy !req
1118. The Armory.Copy !req
1119. Nikola Tesla.Copy !req
1120. Perceived the Earth as a conductor...Copy !req
1121. of acoustical resonance.Copy !req
1122. I have no idea what you're talking about.Copy !req
1123. Can you explain it to me?Copy !req
1124. No, not really.Copy !req
1125. I know. Let's pretend
this coffee is champagne.Copy !req
1126. Why would we do that?Copy !req
1127. Well, to celebrate life.Copy !req
1128. You know, like the rich, elegant people do.Copy !req
1129. The classy people.Copy !req
1130. I prefer coffee,
simple working man's coffee.Copy !req
1131. Oh, you're so provincial, Bill.Copy !req
1132. Do you know what your problem is?Copy !req
1133. What?Copy !req
1134. You have no joie de vivre.Copy !req
1135. I don't?Copy !req
1136. No, besides, this coffee is awful.Copy !req
1137. You're right, it really is bad isn't it?Copy !req
1138. Dreadful.Copy !req
1139. I propose a toast.Copy !req
1140. So, what should we toast.Copy !req
1141. Oh God... Paris.Copy !req
1142. In the 1920's. Josephine Baker...Copy !req
1143. The Moulin Rouge...Copy !req
1144. Qu'est-ce que c'est...
ca va... pa-pa...Copy !req
1145. And also, New York. In the 70's.Copy !req
1146. In the late 70's.Copy !req
1147. Really? Alright.Copy !req
1148. - Cheers.
- Cheers.Copy !req
1149. Delicious, isn't it?Copy !req
1150. Ahh, champagne. Nectar of the Gods.Copy !req
1151. Is that all you're having for lunch,
is a coffee and a cigarette?Copy !req
1152. It's not very healthy.Copy !req
1153. We had lunch earlier.Copy !req
1154. We did?Copy !req
1155. We're on, like a break here.
A coffee break here.Copy !req
1156. Oh, how depressing.Copy !req
1157. How long is our break, anyway?Copy !req
1158. About 10 minutes,
and it's nearly over now.Copy !req
1159. Say it isn't true.Copy !req
1160. - Well...
- What?Copy !req
1161. I asked you to say it isn't true.Copy !req
1162. Say what isn't true?Copy !req
1163. Oh, never, never, never mind.Copy !req
1164. Anyway, I have to have a nap.Copy !req
1165. So, call me when the break is over.Copy !req
1166. Well you have like 2 minutes or less
for your nap.Copy !req
1167. Taylor?Copy !req