1. Have you ever felt like
you were a little bit different?Copy !req
2. Like you had something unique
to offer the world...Copy !req
3. if you could just get people
to see it.Copy !req
4. Then you know exactly how it felt...Copy !req
5. to be me.Copy !req
6. Go ahead, Flint.Copy !req
7. What is the number one problem
facing our community today?Copy !req
8. Untied shoelaces.Copy !req
9. Which is why I've invented
a Iaceless alternative foot covering.Copy !req
10. Spray-On Shoes.Copy !req
11. - Voilà.
- They're so nifty.Copy !req
12. How you gonna get them off, nerd?Copy !req
13. What a freak.
He wants to be smart, but that's lame.Copy !req
14. I wanted to run away that day.Copy !req
15. But you can't run away
from your own feet.Copy !req
16. Not every sardine is meant
to swim, son.Copy !req
17. I don't understand
fishing metaphors.Copy !req
18. - What did I say?
- Don't worry.Copy !req
19. Honey, I think your shoes
are wonderful.Copy !req
20. Everyone just thinks I'm a weirdo.Copy !req
21. So?Copy !req
22. People probably thought
that these guys were weirdoes too.Copy !req
23. But that never stopped them.Copy !req
24. I was saving this
for your birthday, but here.Copy !req
25. A professional-grade lab coat.Copy !req
26. Just like the real guys wear.Copy !req
27. It fits perfect.Copy !req
28. The world needs
your originality, Flint.Copy !req
29. You just have to grow into it.Copy !req
30. And I know that you're gonna do
big things someday.Copy !req
31. From that moment on...Copy !req
32. I was determined
to invent something great.Copy !req
33. Remote Control Television.Copy !req
34. And, the pitch is in.Copy !req
35. Eventually.Copy !req
36. Hair Un-Baider.Copy !req
37. Flying Car.Copy !req
38. Monkey Thought Translator.Copy !req
39. - Hungry. Hungry. Hungry.
- How wise.Copy !req
40. No, Steve. No, no, no, no, no!
No, please! Leave it—Copy !req
41. Ratbirds.Copy !req
42. Hey, what's going on, little guy?Copy !req
43. Flint Lockwood.Copy !req
44. My dream was to help
my hometown...Copy !req
45. a tiny isiand hidden under
the "A" in "Atlantic"...Copy !req
46. called Swallow Falls.Copy !req
47. We were famous for sardines...Copy !req
48. until the day the Baby Brent
Sardine Cannery closed for good.Copy !req
49. Right after everyone in the world
realized that sardines...Copy !req
50. are super gross.Copy !req
51. Soon, all of us were stuck eating
the sardines that no one else wanted.Copy !req
52. Poached, fried, boiled, dried,
candied and juiced.Copy !req
53. Life became gray and flavorless.Copy !req
54. But when all seemed lost,
I stared at defeat...Copy !req
55. and found hope.Copy !req
56. My name is Flint Lockwood.Copy !req
57. And I was about to invent
a machine...Copy !req
58. that turns water...Copy !req
59. into food.Copy !req
60. Steve, my best friend
and trusted colleague.Copy !req
61. Steve.Copy !req
62. Can I count on your help?Copy !req
63. Can.Copy !req
64. I knew I could.Copy !req
65. Button, on.
Memory, activate.Copy !req
66. Blueprints, awesome.
Begin nano-mutation.Copy !req
67. Radiation matrix, secure.Copy !req
68. Computer, boot.Copy !req
69. Coolness enhancement, complete.Copy !req
70. Engage coffee break.Copy !req
71. Networking power grid.Copy !req
72. Beginning conversion of water...Copy !req
73. into food.Copy !req
74. Hydrating protein matrix.Copy !req
75. Calibrating flavor panel.Copy !req
76. Priming chow plopper.Copy !req
77. Uploading cool machine voice.Copy !req
78. Cheeseburger.Copy !req
79. Everyone is going to love this.Copy !req
80. Flint!Copy !req
81. Sorry, Dad.Copy !req
82. Steve, keep working.Copy !req
83. Scanning hand.Copy !req
84. That's a really weird dude.Copy !req
85. Re-energizing tower unit.Copy !req
86. Jeez. See you, Dad.Copy !req
87. Flint.Copy !req
88. Don't you think it's time to give up
this inventing thing, get a real job?Copy !req
89. No, why?Copy !req
90. Well, all your technology stuff,
it just ends in disaster.Copy !req
91. The ratbirds, yes, they escaped
and bred at a surprising rate.Copy !req
92. But I took care of that problem
and disposed of them.Copy !req
93. Billy, just play dead.Copy !req
94. Flint, you don't keep throwing your net
where there aren't any fish.Copy !req
95. - What?
- I want you to work full-time...Copy !req
96. - ... at the tackle shop.
- The tackle shop? Dad, no.Copy !req
97. Tackle is a good career.Copy !req
98. Please, I'm so close with this one.Copy !req
99. I just have to hook it up to the power
station and give it power and it'll work.Copy !req
100. And then you could sell food
in the shop...Copy !req
101. and then everyone won't have to eat
sardines anymore.Copy !req
102. It is going to be so awesome.Copy !req
103. I'm sorry, son.Copy !req
104. No more inventing.Copy !req
105. Dad, I know I can do this.Copy !req
106. And Mom did too.Copy !req
107. it had been almost 10 years
since Mom died...Copy !req
108. and Dad still didn't understand me
like she did.Copy !req
109. Come on. Let's open the shop.Copy !req
110. Tim and Son
Sardine Bait and Tackle.Copy !req
111. You feeling it?Copy !req
112. Look out, Baby Brent!Copy !req
113. Baby Brent Sardines.Copy !req
114. Hand-packed in Swallow Falls.Copy !req
115. As your mayor, I know it's time to put
our sardine-canning past behind us...Copy !req
116. and look to the future.Copy !req
117. Sardine tourism!Copy !req
118. That's why,
without consulting anyone...Copy !req
119. I spent the entire town budget
on the thing that is under this tarp...Copy !req
120. which I will be unveiling today...Copy !req
121. at noon.Copy !req
122. Featuring a live appearance
by Baby Brent himself.Copy !req
123. What is up, everybody?Copy !req
124. - Hey.
- Hey, it's Baby Brent.Copy !req
125. What you doing? Stacking cans
with me on them as a baby?Copy !req
126. Anyways, who wants to watch me
cut the ribbon...Copy !req
127. at the mayor's unveiling thing?Copy !req
128. I'll be using these bad boys
to help save the town.Copy !req
129. All right, you guys.
Sardines, yeah.Copy !req
130. - Swallow Falls forever!
- What a delight.Copy !req
131. Listen, you— Maybe you wanna go
to that unveiling?Copy !req
132. You know, Dad, why don't you
go ahead. I'll hold down the fort here.Copy !req
133. Really? You sure you can handle it?Copy !req
134. Yeah, Dad,
I'm pretty sure I'll be fine.Copy !req
135. All right, then.Copy !req
136. I'll be back in half an hour, skipper.Copy !req
137. Okay. Bye.Copy !req
138. This hellhole is too small
for me, Brent.Copy !req
139. I wanna be big.Copy !req
140. I want people to look at me and say,
"That is one big mayor."Copy !req
141. And that's why this has to work.Copy !req
142. It has to work.Copy !req
143. Otherwise, I'm just a tiny mayor
of a tiny town...Copy !req
144. full of tiny sardine-sucking
knuckle-scrapers.Copy !req
145. But not me, right?Copy !req
146. Oh, not you, Brent. No.
You've always been like a son to me.Copy !req
147. Hey, everybody.Copy !req
148. Under this tarp is the greatest tourist
attraction ever built by humans.Copy !req
149. We just need 17,000 more gigajoules.Copy !req
150. - An attraction so...
- Go, go, go.Copy !req
151. What are you doing, Flint Lockwood?Copy !req
152. Just holding my hands
behind my back respectfully, sir.Copy !req
153. - You know what you are, Lockwood?
- No.Copy !req
154. A shenaniganizer.Copy !req
155. A tomfool.Copy !req
156. - You see my beautiful angel son Cal?
- What's up?Copy !req
157. I love him so much.
This is my only son.Copy !req
158. I want him to have a bright future.Copy !req
159. A future in which you don't ruin
our town's day...Copy !req
160. with one of your
crazy science thingies.Copy !req
161. - Well, that's all behind me—
- You see this contact lens, Lockwood?Copy !req
162. - This contact lens represent you.
- All right.Copy !req
163. - And my eye represents my eye.
- Okay.Copy !req
164. I got my eye on you.Copy !req
165. - Oh, my gosh, a jaywalker.
- Hey.Copy !req
166. And I've arranged for live coverage
from a major network...Copy !req
167. and their most experienced
professional reporter.Copy !req
168. Oh, just send the intern.
She's cute and she's super perky.Copy !req
169. Well, those are the only things we look
for in a TV weatherperson. Lntern.Copy !req
170. How would you like to do a weather
report from a rinky-dink island...Copy !req
171. in the middle of the ocean
as a favor to my cousin?Copy !req
172. Really?Copy !req
173. Can you believe it, Manny?Copy !req
174. Temporary
professional meteorologist.Copy !req
175. Okay, Manny, what about this?Copy !req
176. Welcome, America,
I'm Sam Sparks.Copy !req
177. Hello, America, Sam Sparks here.Copy !req
178. America, hi. I didn't see you there.Copy !req
179. It's me, Sam Sparks.Copy !req
180. On my way across the ocean.Copy !req
181. Now, when she gets here,
I wanna see a lot of smiling faces.Copy !req
182. Act like, "Hey, whoa."Copy !req
183. This is a great idea.Copy !req
184. Weather News Network.Copy !req
185. Weather news happens...Copy !req
186. or not.Copy !req
187. Now we're over to Swallow Falls...Copy !req
188. where our intern
is on her first day on the job.Copy !req
189. Or should I say, first gray on the job.Copy !req
190. Looks pretty cloudy there, intern.Copy !req
191. Hello, Sam Sparks, I'm America.Copy !req
192. it's Swallow Falls degrees and—
Well, let's just go to the mayor.Copy !req
193. Thank you and welcome,
national television audience.Copy !req
194. You are about to witness
an historic event, undoubtedly...Copy !req
195. And now, here to cut
the ceremonial ribbon...Copy !req
196. Swallow Falls' favorite son,
Baby Brent!Copy !req
197. He's still got it, folks.Copy !req
198. Yeah.Copy !req
199. I'm the best person
in the whole town.Copy !req
200. Food synthesis, go.Copy !req
201. My chest hairs are tingling.
Something's wrong.Copy !req
202. Well, here it is. The attraction
the whole world has been waiting for:Copy !req
203. Sardine Land.Copy !req
204. With rides and exhibits.Copy !req
205. And featuring Shamo,
the world's largest sardine...Copy !req
206. and his flaming hoop of glory.Copy !req
207. Those of you in the splash zone,
look out.Copy !req
208. Yeah.Copy !req
209. Cheeseburger.Copy !req
210. Flint Lockwood.Copy !req
211. Just a second.
I'm in the middle of a—Copy !req
212. Well, looks like things in Swallow Falls
are sardine to get better. For—Copy !req
213. What just happened to me?Copy !req
214. Sorry.Copy !req
215. No.Copy !req
216. You're under arrest, Flint Lockwood.Copy !req
217. Thank goodness you only caused
minimal damage to Sardine Land.Copy !req
218. Come on.Copy !req
219. I really shouldn't be running
with these.Copy !req
220. Jump, jump, jump, run, run,
jump, jump, run.Copy !req
221. - It's a good thing no one got hurt!
- Flint Lockwood!Copy !req
222. I didn't get hurt, but that does
not mean that I'm not still mad at you.Copy !req
223. Oh, my gosh. I am so sorry.
Are you okay?Copy !req
224. - I didn't get a chance to—
- It's okay, it's just pain.Copy !req
225. Sorry, I'm not myself today.Copy !req
226. My whole career was ruined by some
crazy jerk riding a homemade rocket.Copy !req
227. Wait a minute.Copy !req
228. What is going on with your feet?Copy !req
229. Spray-On Shoes.
They don't come off.Copy !req
230. Cool.Copy !req
231. This could solve
the untied shoes epidemic.Copy !req
232. What are they made of, some kind of
elastic biopolymer adhesive?Copy !req
233. Yeah.Copy !req
234. Exactly.Copy !req
235. I mean...Copy !req
236. Wow, they're shiny. I'm Sam.Copy !req
237. - Flint.
- Steve.Copy !req
238. - Is that a Monkey Thought Translator?
- Steve.Copy !req
239. Incredible.
Did you make all of this stuff?Copy !req
240. - You hit me with a rocket.
- You kicked me in the face.Copy !req
241. I said I was sorry.Copy !req
242. Do you know how hard it is
to break into the weather game?Copy !req
243. I spent my entire life building up
to that moment.Copy !req
244. You get one shot at the show.Copy !req
245. And if you don't make it...Copy !req
246. it's back to cleaning
the barometers.Copy !req
247. Cheese?Copy !req
248. But that could only mean...Copy !req
249. Excited. Excited.Copy !req
250. My machine works.Copy !req
251. It really works!Copy !req
252. Your machine?Copy !req
253. Is that what that rocket was?Copy !req
254. Do you like it?Copy !req
255. I love it!Copy !req
256. This is just amazing.
Look at this.Copy !req
257. This is the greatest weather
phenomenon in history.Copy !req
258. Hey, aren't you a weathergirl?Copy !req
259. Manny, get your camera.Copy !req
260. This just in: Our humiliated weather
intern is apparently back for more.Copy !req
261. Thanks, Patrick. Okay, everybody,
you are not gonna believe this one...Copy !req
262. but I am standing
in the middle of a burger rain.Copy !req
263. You may have seen
a meteor shower...Copy !req
264. but you've never seen a shower
meatier than this.Copy !req
265. For a town stuck eating sardines,
this is totally manna from heaven.Copy !req
266. This tastes significantly better
than sardines.Copy !req
267. This is going to be big.Copy !req
268. This food weather
was created intentionally...Copy !req
269. by meek-ish backyard tinkerer
Flint Lockwood.Copy !req
270. Flint Lockwood?Copy !req
271. Hi.Copy !req
272. You're under arrest
for ruining Sardine Land.Copy !req
273. Flint, those burgers were awesome.Copy !req
274. The producer called and he was like,
"Everybody loves that food weather."Copy !req
275. - Food weather.
- What?Copy !req
276. This could be bigger
than Sardine Land.Copy !req
277. - Can you make it rain food again?
- No.Copy !req
278. - I don't know if l—
- You're gonna do it again?Copy !req
279. You gotta be kidding.Copy !req
280. Please, please, please.Copy !req
281. - Yes.
- No.Copy !req
282. - Give me one more chance.
- We know this was an accident.Copy !req
283. - I know.
- Cheeseburgers from the sky...Copy !req
284. that's not natural.Copy !req
285. My invention could save
the whole town.Copy !req
286. You will be so proud of me, Dad.Copy !req
287. Plus...Copy !req
288. there's a girl here.Copy !req
289. Can you look me in the eye and
tell me you've got this under control...Copy !req
290. and it's not gonna end up
in a disaster?Copy !req
291. Yes.Copy !req
292. I've got this under control
and it's not gonna end in disaster.Copy !req
293. - All right.
- Thanks, Dad.Copy !req
294. - Oh, sure.
- Okay. So, Sam...Copy !req
295. this is where the magic happens.Copy !req
296. Lick. Lick. Lick.Copy !req
297. Welcome, Flint.Copy !req
298. You seriously spend
a lot of time alone.Copy !req
299. What?Copy !req
300. So here's how it works.Copy !req
301. Water goes in the top,
and food comes out the bottom.Copy !req
302. When you shot it
into the stratosphere...Copy !req
303. you figured it would induce a phase
change from the cumulonimbus layer?Copy !req
304. That's actually
a really smart observation.Copy !req
305. I mean...Copy !req
306. The clouds probably have water
in them...Copy !req
307. which, I guess, is why
you shot it up there in the first place.Copy !req
308. Right, right. That's why I did that.Copy !req
309. - On purpose.
- Right. Yeah.Copy !req
310. - Right.
- Of course.Copy !req
311. Okay.Copy !req
312. The machine uses a principle
of hydro-genetic mutation.Copy !req
313. Water molecules are bombarded
with microwave radiation...Copy !req
314. which mutates their genetic recipe
into any kind of food you want.Copy !req
315. So...Copy !req
316. - Pizza?
- Yes.Copy !req
317. - Mashed potatoes?
- Yes.Copy !req
318. - Peas?
- Yes, that's also a food.Copy !req
319. - Steak? Apples?
- Yes.Copy !req
320. - Apple sauce? BLT?
- Yes.Copy !req
321. - I said any kind of food.
- Chicken wings?Copy !req
322. Think about what you're saying
and if it's a food, yes.Copy !req
323. - Baloney.
- Baloney. That is a food.Copy !req
324. - How about Jell-O?
- Do you like Jell-O?Copy !req
325. I love Jell-O.Copy !req
326. I love Jell-O too.
Oh, and peanut butter, right?Copy !req
327. Oh, no, no, no,
I am severely allergic to peanuts.Copy !req
328. Hey, me too.Copy !req
329. - What's it called?
- Peanut allergy.Copy !req
330. - No, the machine.
- Of course.Copy !req
331. It's called the FIint Lockwood
Diatonic Super-Mutating...Copy !req
332. Dynamic Food Replicator.Copy !req
333. Or, for short:Copy !req
334. The FLDSMDFR.Copy !req
335. Fliminadifiser?Copy !req
336. FLDSMDFR.Copy !req
337. Fliminubahdibferer?Copy !req
338. Fli.Copy !req
339. Suh.Copy !req
340. Fdiferf.Copy !req
341. Manny, make sure you get this.
He's gonna make the food now.Copy !req
342. Now?Copy !req
343. Well, the thing is, I can't...Copy !req
344. wait to show you
this hilarious internet video.Copy !req
345. What?Copy !req
346. Fight the power!Copy !req
347. What is this?Copy !req
348. It's so cute.Copy !req
349. Pushing. Folding. Connecting.Copy !req
350. Taping. Turning.
Painting. Switching.Copy !req
351. Staring.Copy !req
352. Motivating.Copy !req
353. - PIacing button.
- I can't believe I've been watching this...Copy !req
354. - ... for three hours.
- I know.Copy !req
355. It's working.Copy !req
356. What do you guys want for breakfast?Copy !req
357. - Gummi Bears.
- Whoa, Steve, no.Copy !req
358. We both know how you get
around Gummi Bears.Copy !req
359. How about...Copy !req
360. - ... eggs.
- And toast.Copy !req
361. Orange juice.Copy !req
362. - And bacon.
- Bacon.Copy !req
363. What are you doing?Copy !req
364. Nothing.Copy !req
365. To the computer.Copy !req
366. So you're sure this is safe?Copy !req
367. Don't worry. I have a Dangeometer
that lets us know...Copy !req
368. if the food is going
to over-mutate.Copy !req
369. What happens
if the food over-mutates?Copy !req
370. I don't know.
But that'll never happen.Copy !req
371. All right, this probably
won't explode.Copy !req
372. What?Copy !req
373. Bacon.Copy !req
374. Those cheeseburgers
were only the beginning...Copy !req
375. because a breakfast system
is on its way to Swallow Falls.Copy !req
376. My forecast?Copy !req
377. Sunny side up.Copy !req
378. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
379. Flint, my boy. Can you do lunch?Copy !req
380. All right, here's the skinny:Copy !req
381. You keep making it rain
the snackadoos...Copy !req
382. weathergirl provides
free advertising...Copy !req
383. I have taken out
a very high-interest Ioan...Copy !req
384. to convert this Podunk town
into a tourist food-topia.Copy !req
385. All you have to do is make it rain food
three meals a day...Copy !req
386. every day
for the foreseeable future...Copy !req
387. and in 30 days we hold a grand
reopening of the island...Copy !req
388. as a must-see cruise destination.Copy !req
389. And everyone, everywhere...Copy !req
390. is going to love your invention.Copy !req
391. Do you think so?Copy !req
392. I know so.Copy !req
393. Now that's what I call
poultry in motion.Copy !req
394. Mr. Lockwood,
may I please have waffles?Copy !req
395. - Falafels?
- Jellybeans.Copy !req
396. - Avocado.
- Coming right up.Copy !req
397. Leftovers?Copy !req
398. Not a problem with Flint Lockwood's
latest invention, the Outtasighter...Copy !req
399. so-named because it catapults
uneaten food out of sight...Copy !req
400. and therefore, out of mind.Copy !req
401. Jellybeans!Copy !req
402. Awesome.Copy !req
403. - BLT.
- Doughnuts.Copy !req
404. Pie.Copy !req
405. Gummi bears.Copy !req
406. - Fish.
- Crème brûlée!Copy !req
407. A pizza stuffed inside a turkey...Copy !req
408. the whole thing deep-fried
and dipped in chocolate.Copy !req
409. It's me, the mayor.Copy !req
410. You look different.Copy !req
411. Did you get a new haircut?Copy !req
412. Yes, I did. Thank you for noticing.Copy !req
413. - I love you.
- Thanks, Dad. I love you.Copy !req
414. I love spending time with you, Dad.Copy !req
415. Hey, Dad, I'm headed back
to the Iab.Copy !req
416. If you wanna come,
I could show you how I make the food.Copy !req
417. No, thanks.Copy !req
418. That techno-food, it's too complicated
for an old fisherman.Copy !req
419. Got it.Copy !req
420. Could still use your help around here,
though, you know.Copy !req
421. I'm working
with the mayor now, Dad.Copy !req
422. I mean, the town's grand reopening
is in, like, a week.Copy !req
423. Right. Got it.Copy !req
424. Flint Lockwood?Copy !req
425. Yeah?Copy !req
426. It's my son Cal's birthday tomorrow...Copy !req
427. and I was just wondering if you
could make it rain something special.Copy !req
428. Well, I'm pretty backed up
on requests.Copy !req
429. Plus, you're always mean to me.Copy !req
430. It'll be just one time...Copy !req
431. for my special angel's special day.Copy !req
432. I don't know.Copy !req
433. You know, I don't wanna
overwork the machine, so...Copy !req
434. Okay. I knew it was a long shot.Copy !req
435. I just wanted Cal to see how much
his father loves him.Copy !req
436. I thought you would understand.Copy !req
437. You know how fathers always trying
to express...Copy !req
438. their love and appreciation
for their sons.Copy !req
439. Earl, wait.Copy !req
440. Touch. Touch. Touch.Copy !req
441. I've got an idea.Copy !req
442. Happy birthday, son.Copy !req
443. Dad?Copy !req
444. This is your day. Go have fun.Copy !req
445. - I love you guys. You're awesome.
- I love you too, son.Copy !req
446. - Have a good time, baby.
- Ice cream!Copy !req
447. Yeah! Cool.Copy !req
448. Strawberry's my favorite.Copy !req
449. Come on, Dad.Copy !req
450. I don't know, Cal.Copy !req
451. This doesn't look safe!Copy !req
452. I love you, son.Copy !req
453. I know, Dad. You tell me every day.Copy !req
454. Flint, this is amazing.Copy !req
455. And designing the ice cream
to accumulate into scoops...Copy !req
456. I don't know how
you're gonna top this.Copy !req
457. Maybe with hot fudge.Copy !req
458. Hey, Flint.Copy !req
459. You wanna be in a snowball fight
with us?Copy !req
460. Flint, what's the problem?Copy !req
461. I've never actually been
in a snowball fight.Copy !req
462. - Really?
- I don't even know the rules.Copy !req
463. Is there like a point system or is it...Copy !req
464. - ... to the death?
- No—Copy !req
465. You've nev—? I mean, look, even
Steve is throwing chocolate snowballs.Copy !req
466. So like this?Copy !req
467. No, harder than that.Copy !req
468. Snowball.
Snowball, snowball, snowball.Copy !req
469. Snowball. Snowball.Copy !req
470. Well, something to be said
for enthusiasm.Copy !req
471. Snowball!Copy !req
472. Snowball and snowball.Copy !req
473. Kids? What's going on?Copy !req
474. Snowball.Copy !req
475. - Snowball.
- Snowball. Snowball.Copy !req
476. I scream, you scream...Copy !req
477. we all scream for Flint Lockwood's
iatest tasty town-wide treat...Copy !req
478. with flurries of frozen fun
on what the mayor declared to be...Copy !req
479. an ice cream snow day.Copy !req
480. He'd also like to invite everyone
in the world to catch a cruise iiner...Copy !req
481. and come on down
this Saturday...Copy !req
482. for the grand opening
of Chew And Swallow...Copy !req
483. a town that is truly à ia mode.Copy !req
484. A town that is truly
topped with ice cream.Copy !req
485. With today's scoop
for the Weather News Network...Copy !req
486. I'm Sam Sparks.Copy !req
487. Flint, this is the best breakfast ever.Copy !req
488. That's it!Copy !req
489. Researching. Role-playing.Copy !req
490. Dialing.Copy !req
491. Waiting.Copy !req
492. - Sam Sparks.
- Hanging up.Copy !req
493. Regretting. Re-psyching.Copy !req
494. Saying what I'm doing.Copy !req
495. - Flint?
- "Hi, Sam, how are you? That's nice.Copy !req
496. I was wondering if you would like
to go on a da—"Copy !req
497. Activity with me tomorrow.Copy !req
498. - Okay.
- Great, bye. Meet me in the forest.Copy !req
499. Nailed it. Gotta go, Steve.Copy !req
500. Keep an eye on the Iab for me.Copy !req
501. Steve.Copy !req
502. Foster still at the piate.Copy !req
503. And nobody out.Copy !req
504. Where are we going?Copy !req
505. Oh, nowhere.
I just thought it'd be nice...Copy !req
506. for the two of us
to go on a walk together.Copy !req
507. Like you do as friends.Copy !req
508. Oh, my, what's that?Copy !req
509. Jell-O's my favorite.Copy !req
510. You never made a request, so...Copy !req
511. I made one for you.Copy !req
512. Flint?Copy !req
513. Join me.Copy !req
514. But how did you—?Copy !req
515. I made it rain Jell-O, then I gathered
it up with the Outtasighter...Copy !req
516. and then I brought it here
and pressed it...Copy !req
517. into a gigantic custom-carved plastic
Tupperware mold I made. No big deal.Copy !req
518. Everything's made of Jell-O.Copy !req
519. This piano, those sconces...Copy !req
520. that ghetto blaster, that Jell-O,
that aquarium...Copy !req
521. that Venus de Milo
with your face on it...Copy !req
522. next to a Michelangelo's David
that also has your face.Copy !req
523. Come on, Sam,
what are you waiting for?Copy !req
524. Nothing!Copy !req
525. Yeah.Copy !req
526. Cannonball.Copy !req
527. Belly flop.Copy !req
528. Why did I do that?Copy !req
529. - So Jell-O.
- Right. Right, right.Copy !req
530. It's a solid, it's a liquid...Copy !req
531. it's a visco-elastic polymer made of
polypeptide chains, but you eat it.Copy !req
532. I mean...Copy !req
533. it tastes good.Copy !req
534. - Why do you do that?
- Do what?Copy !req
535. Say something super smart
and then bail from it.Copy !req
536. Can you keep a secret?Copy !req
537. No.Copy !req
538. But this time, sure, yeah.Copy !req
539. Okay. Well, it was a really
long time ago, but I, too, was...Copy !req
540. a nerd.Copy !req
541. Too?Copy !req
542. When I was a little girl...Copy !req
543. I wore a ponytail, I had glasses...Copy !req
544. and I was totally obsessed
with the science of weather.Copy !req
545. Other girls wanted a Barbie.Copy !req
546. I wanted a Doppler Weather
Radar 2000 Turbo.Copy !req
547. But all the kids used to taunt me
with this lame song.Copy !req
548. It wasn't even clever.Copy !req
549. Four-eyes, four-eyesCopy !req
550. You need glasses to seeCopy !req
551. Go on.Copy !req
552. So I got a new look...Copy !req
553. gave up the science-y
smart stuff...Copy !req
554. and I was never
made fun of again.Copy !req
555. And I still need these glasses,
but I never wear them.Copy !req
556. - I'll bet you look great with glasses on.
- I'm not—Copy !req
557. And on they go.Copy !req
558. - What?
- Nothing.Copy !req
559. Wait.Copy !req
560. It's a Jell-O scrunchie.Copy !req
561. And now, the reveal.Copy !req
562. Wow.Copy !req
563. I mean, you were okay before...Copy !req
564. but now...Copy !req
565. you're beautiful.Copy !req
566. No, I'm not. I can't go out in public
like this.Copy !req
567. Well, why not?Copy !req
568. I mean, this is the real you, right?Copy !req
569. Smart.Copy !req
570. Bespectacled.Copy !req
571. Who wouldn't wanna see that?Copy !req
572. You know, I've never met anyone
like you, Flint Lockwood.Copy !req
573. Me either.Copy !req
574. But about you.Copy !req
575. Flint, you have a callCopy !req
576. Is your phone ringing?Copy !req
577. That's weird.
Someone must've changed my ring.Copy !req
578. Oh, it's the mayor.
Do you mind if I take this?Copy !req
579. No, no, no.Copy !req
580. - Go ahead, take it. That's fine.
- I'm sorry. It's important.Copy !req
581. - I should be going too. It's getting late.
- I'm just gonna step outside.Copy !req
582. Dad, you came.
I have so much to tell you.Copy !req
583. - Do I look all right?
- You look great. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
584. Dad, I almost kissed a girl.Copy !req
585. - It's Baby Brent, you know?
- It was the coolest thing— Hi.Copy !req
586. - I should be on the list.
- Hey, Brian.Copy !req
587. What? You're letting that guy in?
That guy's a nerd.Copy !req
588. Hey, how's it going?Copy !req
589. Oh, thank you. Thank you so much.
Thank you.Copy !req
590. A toast.
To Flint and his delicious steaks.Copy !req
591. - Oh, thanks. Thank you.
- Very nice place.Copy !req
592. Oh, wow. Thank you.Copy !req
593. - Flint Lockwood.
- Earl.Copy !req
594. So no roof.Copy !req
595. Yep. You just hold out your plate.Copy !req
596. And I even made it rain
your favorite:Copy !req
597. Meat.Copy !req
598. Okay.Copy !req
599. So you know how the grand reopening
of the town is tomorrow?Copy !req
600. Well, the mayor has asked me
to cut the ribbon.Copy !req
601. He said my invention
saved the town.Copy !req
602. Aren't you proud of me?Copy !req
603. Well...Copy !req
604. doesn't this steak look
a little big to you?Copy !req
605. Yeah, it's a big steak. I mean, every
steak is not exactly the same size.Copy !req
606. Did you even hear what I just said?Copy !req
607. Son, look around.Copy !req
608. I'm not sure this is good for people.Copy !req
609. Maybe you should think about
turning this thing off.Copy !req
610. It's making everybody happy.Copy !req
611. Everybody except you.Copy !req
612. When are you gonna accept
that this is who I am...Copy !req
613. instead of trying to get me to work
in some boring tackle shop?Copy !req
614. Well...Copy !req
615. you seem like you know
what you're doing, then.Copy !req
616. I guess I'll just get out of your way.Copy !req
617. Get with the times, man.Copy !req
618. I mean, there's no pleasing
that guy.Copy !req
619. He just wants to take anything
good I do and just smoosh it.Copy !req
620. These are big hot dogs.Copy !req
621. Man.Copy !req
622. I mean, this isn't that bad.Copy !req
623. - Is it, Steve?
- Yellow.Copy !req
624. You're right, Steve.Copy !req
625. The Dangeometer is in the yellow.Copy !req
626. I don't know what to do.Copy !req
627. I do...Copy !req
628. declare these hot dogs
to be delicious!Copy !req
629. Oh, no.Copy !req
630. How did you get in here?Copy !req
631. Tomorrow's the big day, Flint.Copy !req
632. The entire town's fate is resting
on your food weather.Copy !req
633. I'm thinking pasta.Copy !req
634. Some Iight apps.
I know you won't let us down.Copy !req
635. Well, Mr. Mayor, I think there's
something you should see.Copy !req
636. What?Copy !req
637. This is the molecular structure
of a hot dog that fell last week.Copy !req
638. And this is the molecular structure
of a hot dog that fell today.Copy !req
639. The machine uses
microwave radiation...Copy !req
640. to mutate the genetic recipe
of the food.Copy !req
641. The more we ask it to make,
the more clouds it takes in...Copy !req
642. the more radiation it emits, the more
these molecules could over-mutate.Copy !req
643. I think that's why the food
is getting bigger.Copy !req
644. Here's what I heard:Copy !req
645. "Science, science, science, bigger."Copy !req
646. And bigger is better.Copy !req
647. Everyone's gonna love
these new portion sizes.Copy !req
648. I know I do.Copy !req
649. My dad thinks I should turn it off.Copy !req
650. Geniuses like us are never understood
by their fathers, Flint.Copy !req
651. But what if things go—Copy !req
652. Who needs the approval
of one family member...Copy !req
653. when you can have it
from millions of acquaintances?Copy !req
654. Not to mention that little cutlet,
Sam Sparks.Copy !req
655. And me.Copy !req
656. I've always felt that you were
like a son to me, FIint.Copy !req
657. And I'm gonna be so proud of you
tomorrow when you cut that ribbon...Copy !req
658. save the town...Copy !req
659. and prove to everybody
what a great inventor you are.Copy !req
660. So here's the cheese:Copy !req
661. You can keep it going...Copy !req
662. get everything you've ever wanted...Copy !req
663. and be the great man
I know you can be.Copy !req
664. Or you can turn it off...Copy !req
665. ruin everything...Copy !req
666. and no one will ever like you.Copy !req
667. It's your choice.Copy !req
668. Choice.Copy !req
669. Okay.Copy !req
670. I mean, bigger is better...Copy !req
671. right?Copy !req
672. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
673. Spaghetti. Asparagus. Celery.
Garlic bread. Meatball. Shrimp.Copy !req
674. - Looks safe to me.
- And sanitary too.Copy !req
675. Who's hungry?Copy !req
676. Welcome, tourists,
to Chew And Swallow.Copy !req
677. That is one big mayor.Copy !req
678. Delight in our nacho-cheese
hot springs.Copy !req
679. Allow your kids to eat
all the junk food they want...Copy !req
680. in our completely
unsupervised Kid Zone!Copy !req
681. I've got jellybeans for teeth.Copy !req
682. And when the fun is done...Copy !req
683. gaze upon the sunset
cresting over Mount Leftovers.Copy !req
684. From which we're protected
by a presumably indestructible dam.Copy !req
685. We've got people here today
from all around the world...Copy !req
686. from as far as China
to West Virginia.Copy !req
687. Also I think there's
some Canadians here.Copy !req
688. - You need to look at this.
- Why aren't you on TV?Copy !req
689. You're supposed
to be broadcasting this.Copy !req
690. There's a problem.
The food's getting bigger.Copy !req
691. I know, it's great. Bigger portion sizes.
Everyone loves it.Copy !req
692. I'm not sure we're doing
the right thing here.Copy !req
693. What if we've bitten off more
than we can chew?Copy !req
694. For the first time in my life, everybody
loves something that I've done.Copy !req
695. Why can't you just be happy for me...Copy !req
696. and go say the weather
or something. Jeez.Copy !req
697. And without further ado...Copy !req
698. our town's hero
and my metaphorical son...Copy !req
699. FIint Lockwood.Copy !req
700. Yeah, Flint.Copy !req
701. Thank you. Thank you, everyone.Copy !req
702. - Sign my shrimp.
- Thank you.Copy !req
703. - Yeah. Yeah.
- I love you.Copy !req
704. I admire your quirkiness, dude.Copy !req
705. Brent, we're gonna need you
to hand over the ceremonial scissors.Copy !req
706. But—Copy !req
707. No.Copy !req
708. - You can't. You can't take them. No.
- Here you go.Copy !req
709. I'm Baby Brent.Copy !req
710. Put your clothes back on.Copy !req
711. Who am l?Copy !req
712. Go ahead, Flint.Copy !req
713. Everybody loves you.Copy !req
714. Lockwood! Lockwood! Lockwood!Copy !req
715. Danger. Danger. Danger.Copy !req
716. Salt-and-pepper wind?Copy !req
717. Oregano.Copy !req
718. Sam, wait. No, I can turn it off.Copy !req
719. I can turn it off.Copy !req
720. All right, kid, it's all gonna be okay.Copy !req
721. Oh, no.Copy !req
722. - Pardon me.
- Pardon me.Copy !req
723. - Excuse me.
- No problem.Copy !req
724. No.Copy !req
725. - Gummi Bears.
- Not now, Steve.Copy !req
726. Condiments? Salt? Pepper?Copy !req
727. Flint.Copy !req
728. This is Sam Sparks,
live from Chew And Swallow...Copy !req
729. where a spaghetti twister—Copy !req
730. Sam, hey, we love a good storm
over here, but you look like a nerd.Copy !req
731. Patrick, several children are stranded
in the path of this tomato tornado.Copy !req
732. My tummy hurts.Copy !req
733. Cal.Copy !req
734. What is that, a scrunchie? I haven't
seen one of those since 1995.Copy !req
735. What? We have
an actuai weather emergency.Copy !req
736. Well, we'll get right back
to that storm...Copy !req
737. and hopefuliy Sam'll look
a little more appeaiing.Copy !req
738. Steve, we just have to upload the kill
code and then we'll shut down the—Copy !req
739. What are you doing here?Copy !req
740. I've been ordering dinner
for the last 10 minutes.Copy !req
741. - Is something going on?
- I've gotta stop the machine.Copy !req
742. Everyone's in danger
because of me.Copy !req
743. Oh, it can't be that bad.Copy !req
744. - No.
- Well, I'm out of here.Copy !req
745. I can still stop the order
with the kill code.Copy !req
746. - Sending kill code.
- I'm back.Copy !req
747. Got to get the button.Copy !req
748. Play. Fun. Fun. Play.Copy !req
749. Hey, Flint. It's been nice
to beet you.Copy !req
750. That's a radish.Copy !req
751. That was the only way
to communicate with the machine.Copy !req
752. What exactly did you order?Copy !req
753. A Vegas-style all-you-can-eat buffet.Copy !req
754. Jellybean. Watermelon.
Marshmallow. Pretzel. Sushi.Copy !req
755. Cheeseburger. Pretzel. Egg saiad.
Strawberry. Marshmallow.Copy !req
756. Strawberry.Copy !req
757. - Is everyone okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
758. Help, somebody.Copy !req
759. Help me, please.Copy !req
760. It's my son.Copy !req
761. We need a doctor.Copy !req
762. Is anyone here a doctor? Anyone?Copy !req
763. I am a doctor.Copy !req
764. You are?Copy !req
765. I was, back in Guatemala.Copy !req
766. I came here for a better life.Copy !req
767. Pretty great decision, eh?Copy !req
768. How is he, doc?Copy !req
769. He's in a food coma.Copy !req
770. Too much junk food.Copy !req
771. I need a celery, stat.Copy !req
772. Here you go.Copy !req
773. - Daddy?
- Oh, Cal. Cal.Copy !req
774. I love you, son.Copy !req
775. Looks like everything
turned out okay.Copy !req
776. Not yet, it hasn't.Copy !req
777. That twister was an amuse-bouche
compared to what's on the way.Copy !req
778. - What's an amuse-bouche?
- Manny, patch us through.Copy !req
779. Go.Copy !req
780. Cute report, Nancy.
Hey. Hey. Four-eyes.Copy !req
781. Can it, Patrick.Copy !req
782. We are about to be in the epicenter
of a perfect food storm.Copy !req
783. It's going to spread
across the globe.Copy !req
784. I've calculated the Coriolis
acceleration of the storm system.Copy !req
785. First, it'll hit New York...Copy !req
786. then Paris...Copy !req
787. then the Jiayuguan Pass
in eastern China.Copy !req
788. And in four hours the entire northern
hemisphere will be one big potluck.Copy !req
789. Flint?Copy !req
790. Hey, Dad.Copy !req
791. What are you doing?Copy !req
792. Well, I tried to help everybody...Copy !req
793. but instead I ruined everything.Copy !req
794. I'm just a piece ofjunk.Copy !req
795. So I threw myself away.Copy !req
796. Along with all these
dumb inventions.Copy !req
797. This is junk.Copy !req
798. Oh, son. Listen, when your boat is,
when it's Iisting...Copy !req
799. and if it's not running,
you know—Copy !req
800. Don't worry, Dad, I get it.Copy !req
801. Mom was wrong about me.Copy !req
802. I'm not an inventor.Copy !req
803. I should've just quit when you said.Copy !req
804. Well...Copy !req
805. when it rains, you put on a coat.Copy !req
806. Dad, you know I don't understand
fishing metapho—Copy !req
807. What?Copy !req
808. My coat.Copy !req
809. Come on, Steve.
We've got diem to carpe.Copy !req
810. Kill code downloading.Copy !req
811. Cutting.Copy !req
812. Welding. Forging.Copy !req
813. - Wiring.
- Helping.Copy !req
814. Testing.Copy !req
815. Yes.Copy !req
816. Flying Car 2.Copy !req
817. Now with wings.Copy !req
818. Hey, I had a weird dream
like this once.Copy !req
819. I have a macaroni
on my head.Copy !req
820. Run.Copy !req
821. No school!Copy !req
822. Still nothing, nothing in the bottom of
the third inning.Copy !req
823. Everyone.Copy !req
824. I want to apologize.Copy !req
825. Especially to you, Sam.Copy !req
826. But I have a plan.Copy !req
827. This flash drive contains a kill code.Copy !req
828. I will fly up into that food storm,
plug it into the machine...Copy !req
829. and shut it down forever...Copy !req
830. while you guys evacuate
the island, using brea—Copy !req
831. This is all his fault. Get him.Copy !req
832. There he is! Get him!Copy !req
833. Get Flint.Copy !req
834. Let's rock his car back and forth.Copy !req
835. Hey!Copy !req
836. This mess we're in
is all our faults.Copy !req
837. Me, I didn't even protect
my own son.Copy !req
838. Look, I'm as mad at Flint as you are.Copy !req
839. In fact, when he gets out of that car,
I'm gonna slap him in the face.Copy !req
840. I know FIint Lockwood made the food,
but it was made-to-order.Copy !req
841. And now it's time for all of us
to pay the bill.Copy !req
842. Thank you, Earl.Copy !req
843. - Sorry.
- It's okay.Copy !req
844. - Let's go build some boats.
- Yeah.Copy !req
845. I'm gonna go build a boat.Copy !req
846. I'm coming with you.Copy !req
847. You're gonna need someone
to navigate you through that storm.Copy !req
848. I can't let you do this alone.Copy !req
849. - Oh, Sam, I'm so sorry.
- Are you kidding?Copy !req
850. - Well, I just thought that we—
- No.Copy !req
851. Okay.Copy !req
852. - You are going to need a copilot.
- You're a pilot too?Copy !req
853. Yes. I am also a particle physicist.Copy !req
854. - Really?
- No, that was a joke.Copy !req
855. I am also a comedian.Copy !req
856. - Let's do this thing.
- I'm coming too.Copy !req
857. Brent, that's okay.Copy !req
858. No, it's not okay.Copy !req
859. I've been coasting on my fame
since I was a baby.Copy !req
860. But it was all just an illusion.Copy !req
861. Maybe up there
I'll find out who I really am.Copy !req
862. The car's pretty full, so...Copy !req
863. Yeah.Copy !req
864. Brent.Copy !req
865. Okay.Copy !req
866. Good Iuck, son.Copy !req
867. Steve.Copy !req
868. Pea-soup fog.Copy !req
869. Manny, hit the wipers.Copy !req
870. There's massive gastro-precipitation
accumulated around the machine.Copy !req
871. It's almost as if it's...Copy !req
872. Inside a giant meatball.Copy !req
873. Water goes in the top...Copy !req
874. a food hurricane
comes out the bottom.Copy !req
875. Glad I'm wearing a diaper.Copy !req
876. Anybody order pizza?Copy !req
877. Hold on.Copy !req
878. The pizza's chasing us?Copy !req
879. Sentient food? That's impossible.Copy !req
880. Unless its molecular structure's
mutated into super food!Copy !req
881. That's been genetically engineered
to protect the FLDSMDFR.Copy !req
882. Pizza.Copy !req
883. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza.Copy !req
884. That was close. I mean, can you
imagine if we lost this kill code?Copy !req
885. - Tim's Tackle Shop.
- Dad.Copy !req
886. You're okay, great.Copy !req
887. I need a favor. The fate of the world
depends on it!Copy !req
888. Okay, then, skipper.
What do you need?Copy !req
889. Go into my lab, get on my computer
and e-mail a file to my cell phone.Copy !req
890. All right.Copy !req
891. - Want me to drive?
- Yeah, okay.Copy !req
892. You're a lot better than me.Copy !req
893. Okay, here's the plan:Copy !req
894. Sam and I will enter the meateroid
through the intake here...Copy !req
895. which should lead us straight
to the FLDSMDFR.Copy !req
896. Manny, you and Steve stay on the
plane. Don't spray that.Copy !req
897. Once my dad e-mails me the kill code,
we'll destroy the machine...Copy !req
898. and rendezvous
at the western blowhole in—Copy !req
899. - How long until the world's destroyed?
- Twenty minutes.Copy !req
900. Just before then.Copy !req
901. What about me, Brent?
What do I do?Copy !req
902. You can be president
of the back seat.Copy !req
903. Deploy hatch.Copy !req
904. Car upside down, go.Copy !req
905. Ladies first?Copy !req
906. No?Copy !req
907. All right.Copy !req
908. Wait for me.Copy !req
909. Great. Okay, I'm good.Copy !req
910. As long as we stay on course,
it should be a straight shot to the—Copy !req
911. Yeah!Copy !req
912. We're a team.Copy !req
913. We've landed here
in some kind of exhaust vent.Copy !req
914. If we go this way, the Flamidabager
should be right down this air shaft.Copy !req
915. Brent, get out of that pie.Copy !req
916. What's that?Copy !req
917. Oh, boy.Copy !req
918. Welcome, Flint.Copy !req
919. That's fry oil.Copy !req
920. Flint, you have a call.Copy !req
921. Flint, you have a—Copy !req
922. Dad. Oh, okay, great.Copy !req
923. On the screen there's a file
marked "kill code."Copy !req
924. - Wha—?
- Move that into my e-mail window...Copy !req
925. type in my name, and press send.Copy !req
926. - Window?
- Okay, Dad...Copy !req
927. you see the thing that looks like
a little piece of paper?Copy !req
928. Use the mouse to drag it.Copy !req
929. - Drag it? Drag it.
- Drag it. Drag it.Copy !req
930. Right? Okay. Great. Okay, great.Copy !req
931. It's not dragging.Copy !req
932. Drag it across the desktop.Copy !req
933. - That didn't do anything.
- Of course it didn't! You know what?Copy !req
934. Go, go, go.Copy !req
935. Hoist those sails. Toast that bread.Copy !req
936. We are running out of time.Copy !req
937. Let's move out. Go, go, go.Copy !req
938. We can do it.
Come on, move it, move it.Copy !req
939. Good job. That's what I'm talking
about. Everybody head to the docks.Copy !req
940. Wait, wait.Copy !req
941. I have an important announcement.Copy !req
942. See you, suckers.Copy !req
943. Bon voyage.Copy !req
944. And bon appétit.Copy !req
945. - Cal.
- Calvin.Copy !req
946. Cal, get back here.Copy !req
947. - Foodalanche.
- Cal.Copy !req
948. I'm not gonna lose you again.Copy !req
949. Baby.Copy !req
950. Hold on tight, Calvin.Copy !req
951. Everybody head south.
We gotta stay ahead of that storm.Copy !req
952. - Now what?
- Just click "send."Copy !req
953. Flint, the Fliminadifiserser's
right down there!Copy !req
954. - Dad, hurry.
- Send. Send.Copy !req
955. Oh, wait.Copy !req
956. Dad? Dad? Can you hear me?Copy !req
957. Dad?Copy !req
958. Hey, guys?Copy !req
959. Holy crap balls.Copy !req
960. Go, go, go.Copy !req
961. I don't know.
I think they're kind of cute.Copy !req
962. I mean, this one just walked
right up to me and—Copy !req
963. He's got me!Copy !req
964. - They ate Brent.
- They ate Brent.Copy !req
965. Dad, I'm surrounded
by man-eating chickens right now.Copy !req
966. So if this is goodbye...Copy !req
967. thanks for trying
to set me straight.Copy !req
968. Figured it out a little late, I guess.Copy !req
969. Okay, bye.Copy !req
970. Dad.Copy !req
971. Hey, give me that phone back.Copy !req
972. Baby Brent?Copy !req
973. I'm not Baby Brent anymore.Copy !req
974. I'm Chicken Brent.Copy !req
975. And I'm finally contributing
to society.Copy !req
976. Crotch kick.Copy !req
977. Now go, you crazy kids,
and save the world.Copy !req
978. You did it, Chicken Brent.
You really did it.Copy !req
979. Go, go, go.Copy !req
980. It should be right down this hole.Copy !req
981. That's peanut brittle.Copy !req
982. If either one of us touches it,
we'll go into anaphylactic shock.Copy !req
983. Actually, I'm not entirely allergic
to peanuts.Copy !req
984. I might have just said that
to get you to like me.Copy !req
985. So you really thought having allergies
would make you more attractive?Copy !req
986. Mustache.Copy !req
987. Mus—Copy !req
988. - Sesame bagel.
- Hey, taxi.Copy !req
989. - Taxi.
- Taxi.Copy !req
990. I asked for extra mustard.Copy !req
991. I was right.Copy !req
992. Hot tea?Copy !req
993. Did he say hot tea?Copy !req
994. "You are about to be crushed
by a giant corn."Copy !req
995. Run.Copy !req
996. it looks like the food storm
is following an unusual pattern...Copy !req
997. of hitting the world's
famous landmarks first...Copy !req
998. and is now spreading
to the rest of the globe.Copy !req
999. What the what?Copy !req
1000. Hurry up, guys.Copy !req
1001. After I plug my phone into
the FLDSMDFR and destroy it...Copy !req
1002. I'll tug on the licorice twice
and you'll pull me back up, okay?Copy !req
1003. Sounds great.Copy !req
1004. Oh, no.Copy !req
1005. You got cut, didn't you?Copy !req
1006. It's just a scratch.Copy !req
1007. Brent, you need to take Sam back to
the plane to get her an allergy shot.Copy !req
1008. Just a second.Copy !req
1009. What? No.Copy !req
1010. - Let go, Sam.
- I'm not gonna let you go.Copy !req
1011. Flint, you'll be stuck down there.Copy !req
1012. It's not ideal, no.Copy !req
1013. Come with us. We'll start over.Copy !req
1014. We'll live underground.
Use bacon for clothes.Copy !req
1015. Sam, that's not a very good plan.Copy !req
1016. It is if it means
I don't have to lose you.Copy !req
1017. Look, I like you, okay?Copy !req
1018. Like— Like, as a friend?Copy !req
1019. No.Copy !req
1020. Like, "like you" like you.Copy !req
1021. Me too.Copy !req
1022. But about you.Copy !req
1023. Goodbye, Sam.Copy !req
1024. Flint. No.Copy !req
1025. Hang on, Sam.Copy !req
1026. Dr. Manny's got the medicine
for your face.Copy !req
1027. Pickles.Copy !req
1028. Beets.Copy !req
1029. Banana.Copy !req
1030. Strawberry.Copy !req
1031. - Manny, we're on our way. Hurry.
- Hang on, Sam.Copy !req
1032. I'm circiing the blowhole.Copy !req
1033. Scared.Copy !req
1034. Gummi Bears.Copy !req
1035. Play with us, play with us.
Eat us, eat us.Copy !req
1036. Hungry.Copy !req
1037. Hungry. Gummi Bears. Gummi Bears.
Gummi Bears. Steve hungry. Hungry.Copy !req
1038. Steve starving. Hungry.
Hungry. Starving.Copy !req
1039. Manny. Where are you?Copy !req
1040. - She touched a peanut or something.
- Oh, boy.Copy !req
1041. Corn.Copy !req
1042. Grabbing.Copy !req
1043. Tying. Throwing.Copy !req
1044. Waiting.Copy !req
1045. Swinging.Copy !req
1046. Sorry, old friend.
The kitchen's closed.Copy !req
1047. Fight the power!Copy !req
1048. Dad.Copy !req
1049. No.Copy !req
1050. When it rains, you put on a coat...Copy !req
1051. of Spray-On Shoes.Copy !req
1052. Yeah.Copy !req
1053. Just— There were chickens—Copy !req
1054. Where's FIint?Copy !req
1055. No!Copy !req
1056. I know, kid.Copy !req
1057. I know.Copy !req
1058. - Cool.
- Yeah. All right.Copy !req
1059. Flint?Copy !req
1060. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1061. Your son was a great man.Copy !req
1062. - Steve.
- Steve.Copy !req
1063. - Flint.
- Brent.Copy !req
1064. - Flint.
- Cal.Copy !req
1065. - Steve.
- Flint.Copy !req
1066. - Earl.
- Flint.Copy !req
1067. - You guy.
- Steve.Copy !req
1068. Sam.Copy !req
1069. Flint.Copy !req
1070. Sam.Copy !req
1071. - Flint.
- Flint.Copy !req
1072. - Dad.
- Steve.Copy !req
1073. Flint.Copy !req
1074. Look, when you—
When you cast your line...Copy !req
1075. if it's not straight—Copy !req
1076. Oh, for crying out loud.Copy !req
1077. I'm proud of you, Flint.Copy !req
1078. I'm amazed that someone
as ordinary as me...Copy !req
1079. could be the father of someone
as extraordinary as you.Copy !req
1080. You're talented,
you're a total original.Copy !req
1081. And your lab is breathtaking.Copy !req
1082. Your mom, she always knew
you were going to be special.Copy !req
1083. And if she were alive today,
she'd tell us both:Copy !req
1084. "I told you so."Copy !req
1085. Now, look,
when I take this thing off...Copy !req
1086. and you hear me
make a fishing metaphor...Copy !req
1087. just know
that fishing metaphor means:Copy !req
1088. I love my son.Copy !req
1089. I love you too, Dad.Copy !req
1090. So where were we?Copy !req
1091. You were about to kiss me.Copy !req
1092. Were you gonna kiss me back?Copy !req
1093. Why don't you find out?Copy !req
1094. Because I don't want to go for it and
then get shut down again.Copy !req
1095. - Just kiss me.
- You know—Copy !req
1096. Yeah. I'm a chicken.Copy !req
1097. This was not well thought out.Copy !req