1. Have you ever feltCopy !req
2. like you were a little bit different?Copy !req
3. Like you had something unique to offer the world,Copy !req
4. if you could just get people to see it.Copy !req
5. Then you know exactly how it feltCopy !req
6. to be me.Copy !req
7. Go ahead, Flint.Copy !req
8. What is the number one problem facing our community today?Copy !req
9. Untied shoelaces.Copy !req
10. Which is why I've inventedCopy !req
11. a laceless alternative foot covering.Copy !req
12. Spray-On Shoes.Copy !req
13. Voilà.Copy !req
14. They're so nifty.Copy !req
15. How you gonna get them off, nerd?Copy !req
16. What a freak.Copy !req
17. He wants to be smart, but that's lame.Copy !req
18. I wanted to run away that day.Copy !req
19. But you can't run away from your own feet.Copy !req
20. Oh.Copy !req
21. Not every sardine is meant to swim, son.Copy !req
22. I don't understand fishing metaphors.Copy !req
23. What did I say?Copy !req
24. Don't worry.Copy !req
25. Honey, I think your shoes are wonderful.Copy !req
26. Everyone just thinks I'm a weirdo.Copy !req
27. So?Copy !req
28. People probably thought that these guysCopy !req
29. were weirdoes too.Copy !req
30. But that never stopped them.Copy !req
31. I was saving this for your birthday,Copy !req
32. but here.Copy !req
33. A professional-grade lab coat.Copy !req
34. Just like the real guys wear.Copy !req
35. It fits perfect.Copy !req
36. The world needs your originality, Flint.Copy !req
37. You just have to grow into it.Copy !req
38. And I know that you're gonna do big things someday.Copy !req
39. From that moment onCopy !req
40. I was determined to invent something great.Copy !req
41. Remote Control Television.Copy !req
42. And, the pitch is in.Copy !req
43. Eventually.Copy !req
44. Hair Un-Balder.Copy !req
45. Flying Car.Copy !req
46. Monkey Thought Translator.Copy !req
47. Hungry. Hungry. Hungry. How wise.Copy !req
48. No, Steve. No, no, no, no, no! No, please! Leave it—Copy !req
49. Ah!Copy !req
50. Ratbirds.Copy !req
51. Hey, what's going on, little guy?Copy !req
52. Flint Lockwood.Copy !req
53. My dream was to help my hometown,Copy !req
54. a tiny island hidden under the "A" in "Atlantic",Copy !req
55. called Swallow Falls.Copy !req
56. We were famous for sardinesCopy !req
57. until the day the that Baby Brent Sardine CanneryCopy !req
58. closed for good.Copy !req
59. Right after everyone in the worldCopy !req
60. realized that sardinesCopy !req
61. are super gross.Copy !req
62. Soon, all of us were stuck eating the sardinesCopy !req
63. that no one else wanted.Copy !req
64. Poached, fried, boiled, dried,Copy !req
65. candied and juiced.Copy !req
66. Life became gray and flavorless.Copy !req
67. But when all seemed lost, I stared at defeatCopy !req
68. and found hope.Copy !req
69. My name is Flint Lockwood.Copy !req
70. And I was about to invent a machineCopy !req
71. that turns waterCopy !req
72. into food.Copy !req
73. Steve, my best friend and trusted colleague.Copy !req
74. Steve.Copy !req
75. Can I count on your help?Copy !req
76. Can.Copy !req
77. I knew I could.Copy !req
78. Button, on. Memory, activate.Copy !req
79. Blueprints, awesome. Begin nano-mutation.Copy !req
80. Radiation matrix, secure.Copy !req
81. Computer, boot.Copy !req
82. Coolness enhancement, complete.Copy !req
83. Engage coffee break.Copy !req
84. Networking power grid.Copy !req
85. Beginning conversion of waterCopy !req
86. into food.Copy !req
87. Hydrating protein matrix.Copy !req
88. Calibrating flavor panel.Copy !req
89. Priming chow plopper.Copy !req
90. Uploading cool machine voice.Copy !req
91. Cheeseburger.Copy !req
92. Everyone is going to love this.Copy !req
93. Flint!Copy !req
94. Sorry, Dad.Copy !req
95. Steve, keep working.Copy !req
96. Scanning hand.Copy !req
97. That's a really weird dude.Copy !req
98. Re-energizing tower unit.Copy !req
99. Jeez. See you, Dad.Copy !req
100. Flint.Copy !req
101. Um...Copy !req
102. Um, mm,Copy !req
103. don't you think it's time to give up this inventing thing,Copy !req
104. get a real job?Copy !req
105. No, why?Copy !req
106. Well, all your technology stuff, it just ends in disaster.Copy !req
107. The ratbirds, yes, they escaped and bred at a surprising rate.Copy !req
108. But I took care of that problem and disposed of them.Copy !req
109. Billy, just play dead.Copy !req
110. Flint, you don't keep throwing your netCopy !req
111. where there aren't any fish. What?Copy !req
112. I want you to work full-time at the tackle shop.Copy !req
113. The tackle shop? Aw, Dad, no.Copy !req
114. Tackle is a good career.Copy !req
115. Please, I'm so close with this one.Copy !req
116. I just have to hook it up to the power stationCopy !req
117. and give it more power and it'll work.Copy !req
118. And— And then you could sell food in the shopCopy !req
119. and then everyone won't have to eat sardines anymore.Copy !req
120. It is going to be so awesome.Copy !req
121. I'm sorry, son.Copy !req
122. Ouch.Copy !req
123. No more inventing.Copy !req
124. Dad, I know I can do this.Copy !req
125. And Mom did too.Copy !req
126. It had been almost 10 years since Mom diedCopy !req
127. and Dad still didn't understand me like she did.Copy !req
128. Come on. Let's open the shop.Copy !req
129. Tim and Son Sardine Bait and Tackle.Copy !req
130. You feeling it?Copy !req
131. Mm-hm.Copy !req
132. Look out, Baby Brent!Copy !req
133. Uh-oh.Copy !req
134. Baby Brent Sardines.Copy !req
135. Hand-packed in Swallow Falls.Copy !req
136. As your mayor,Copy !req
137. I know it's timeCopy !req
138. to put our sardine-canning past behind usCopy !req
139. and look to the future.Copy !req
140. Sardine tourism!Copy !req
141. That's why, without consulting anyone,Copy !req
142. I spent the entire town budgetCopy !req
143. on the thing that is under this tarpCopy !req
144. which I will be unveiling todayCopy !req
145. at noon.Copy !req
146. Featuring a live appearance by Baby Brent himself.Copy !req
147. What is up, everybody?Copy !req
148. Hey. Hey, it's Baby Brent.Copy !req
149. What you doing?Copy !req
150. Stacking cans with me on them as a baby?Copy !req
151. Uh-oh. Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
152. Anyways, who wants to watch me cut the ribbonCopy !req
153. at the mayor's unveiling thing?Copy !req
154. I'll be using these bad boys to help save the town.Copy !req
155. Boo-yow!Copy !req
156. All right, you guys. Sardines, yeah.Copy !req
157. Swallow Falls forever!Copy !req
158. What a delight.Copy !req
159. Listen, you,Copy !req
160. maybe you wanna go to that unveiling?Copy !req
161. You know, Dad, why don't you go ahead.Copy !req
162. I'll, uh— I'll hold down the fort here.Copy !req
163. Really? You sure you can handle it?Copy !req
164. Heh-heh-heh. Yeah, Dad, I'm pretty sure I'll be fine.Copy !req
165. Heh. All right, then.Copy !req
166. I'll be back in half an hour, skipper.Copy !req
167. Okay. Bye.Copy !req
168. This hellhole is too small for me, Brent.Copy !req
169. I wanna be big.Copy !req
170. I want people to look at me and say,Copy !req
171. "That is one big mayor."Copy !req
172. And that's why this has to work.Copy !req
173. It has to work.Copy !req
174. Otherwise, I'm just a tiny mayor of a tiny townCopy !req
175. full of tiny sardine-sucking knuckle-scrapers.Copy !req
176. But not me, right?Copy !req
177. Oh, not you, Brent. No.Copy !req
178. You've always been like a son to me.Copy !req
179. Hey, hey, everybody.Copy !req
180. Under this tarp is the greatest tourist attractionCopy !req
181. ever built by humans.Copy !req
182. We just need 17,000 more gigajoules.Copy !req
183. An attraction so... Go, go, go.Copy !req
184. What are you doing, Flint Lockwood?Copy !req
185. Just holding my hands behind my back respectfully, sir.Copy !req
186. You know what you are, Flint Lockwood?Copy !req
187. No. A shenaniganizer.Copy !req
188. A tomfool.Copy !req
189. You see my beautiful angel son Cal?Copy !req
190. What's up?Copy !req
191. I love him so much. This is my only son.Copy !req
192. I want him to have a bright future.Copy !req
193. A future in which you don't ruin our town's dayCopy !req
194. with one of your crazy science doodley-bopper thingies.Copy !req
195. Well, that's all behind me—Copy !req
196. You see this contact lens, Lockwood? Mm-hm.Copy !req
197. This contact lens represent you. All right.Copy !req
198. And my eye represents my eye. Okay.Copy !req
199. I got my eye on you.Copy !req
200. Oh, my gosh, a jaywalker.Copy !req
201. Hey.Copy !req
202. And I've arranged for live coverage from a major networkCopy !req
203. and their most experienced professional reporter.Copy !req
204. Oh, just send the intern.Copy !req
205. She's cute, and she's super perky.Copy !req
206. Well, those are the only things we look forCopy !req
207. in a TV weatherperson. Intern.Copy !req
208. How would you like to do a weather reportCopy !req
209. from a rinky-dink islandCopy !req
210. in the middle of the ocean as a favor to my cousin?Copy !req
211. Really?Copy !req
212. Can you believe it, Manny?Copy !req
213. Temporary professional meteorologist.Copy !req
214. Whoo!Copy !req
215. Okay, Manny, what about this?Copy !req
216. Welcome, America, I'm Sam Sparks.Copy !req
217. Hello, America, Sam Sparks here.Copy !req
218. America, hi. I didn't see you there.Copy !req
219. It's me, Sam Sparks.Copy !req
220. On my way across the ocean.Copy !req
221. Now, when she gets here,Copy !req
222. I wanna see a lot of smiling faces.Copy !req
223. Act like, "Hey..."Copy !req
224. This is a great idea.Copy !req
225. Now we're over to Swallow FallsCopy !req
226. where our intern is on her first day on the job.Copy !req
227. Or should I say, first gray on the job.Copy !req
228. Looks pretty cloudy there, intern.Copy !req
229. Hello, Sam Sparks, I'm America.Copy !req
230. It's Swallow Falls degrees and—Copy !req
231. Well, let's just go to the mayor.Copy !req
232. Thank you and welcome, national television audience.Copy !req
233. You are about to witness an historic event...Copy !req
234. And now, here to cut the ceremonial ribbonCopy !req
235. Swallow Falls' favorite son,Copy !req
236. Baby Brent!Copy !req
237. He's still got it, folks.Copy !req
238. Yeah!Copy !req
239. I'm the best person in the whole town.Copy !req
240. Uh-oh.Copy !req
241. Food synthesis, go.Copy !req
242. My chest hairs are tingling. Something's wrong.Copy !req
243. Well, here it is. The attraction the whole worldCopy !req
244. has been waiting for:Copy !req
245. Sardine Land.Copy !req
246. With rides and exhibits.Copy !req
247. And featuring Shamo, the world's largest sardineCopy !req
248. and his flaming hoop of glory.Copy !req
249. Those of you in the splash zone, look out.Copy !req
250. Yeah!Copy !req
251. Cheeseburger.Copy !req
252. Flint Lockwood.Copy !req
253. Just a second. I'm in the middle of a—Copy !req
254. Well, looks like things in Swallow FallsCopy !req
255. are sardine to get better. For—Copy !req
256. What just happened to me?Copy !req
257. Agh! Sorry.Copy !req
258. No.Copy !req
259. You're under arrest, Flint Lockwood.Copy !req
260. Thank goodness you only caused minimal damage to Sardine Land.Copy !req
261. Come on.Copy !req
262. I really shouldn't be running with these.Copy !req
263. Jump, jump, jump, run, run, jump, jump, run.Copy !req
264. Yippee!Copy !req
265. Ay, papi.Copy !req
266. It's a good thing no one got hurt!Copy !req
267. Flint Lockwood!Copy !req
268. I didn't get hurt, but that does not meanCopy !req
269. that I'm not still mad at you.Copy !req
270. Oh, my gosh. I am so sorry. Are you okay?Copy !req
271. I didn't get a chance to— It's okay, it's just pain.Copy !req
272. Sorry, I am not myself today.Copy !req
273. My whole career was ruined by some crazy jerkCopy !req
274. riding a homemade rocket.Copy !req
275. Wait a minute.Copy !req
276. What is going on with your feet?Copy !req
277. Spray-On Shoes. They, uh, don't come off.Copy !req
278. Cool.Copy !req
279. This could solve the untied shoes epidemic.Copy !req
280. What are they made of,Copy !req
281. some kind of elastic biopolymer adhesive?Copy !req
282. Yeah.Copy !req
283. Exactly.Copy !req
284. I mean.Copy !req
285. Wow, they're shiny. I'm Sam.Copy !req
286. Oh!Copy !req
287. Flint. Steve.Copy !req
288. Is that a Monkey Thought Translator?Copy !req
289. Steve.Copy !req
290. Ha!Copy !req
291. Incredible. Did you make all of this stuff?Copy !req
292. You hit me with a rocket.Copy !req
293. You kicked me in the face.Copy !req
294. I said I was sorry.Copy !req
295. Oh!Copy !req
296. Do you know how hard it is to break into the weather game?Copy !req
297. I spent my entire life building up to that moment.Copy !req
298. You get one shot at the show.Copy !req
299. And if you don't make it,Copy !req
300. it's back to cleaning the barometers.Copy !req
301. Cheese?Copy !req
302. Oh!Copy !req
303. But that could only mean.Copy !req
304. Excited. Excited.Copy !req
305. My machine works.Copy !req
306. It really works!Copy !req
307. Your machine?Copy !req
308. Is that what that rocket was?Copy !req
309. Uh,Copy !req
310. do you like it?Copy !req
311. I love it!Copy !req
312. This is just amazing. Look at this.Copy !req
313. This is the greatest weather phenomenon in history.Copy !req
314. Hey, aren't you a weathergirl?Copy !req
315. Manny, get your camera!Copy !req
316. This just in:Copy !req
317. Our humiliated weather internCopy !req
318. is apparently back for more.Copy !req
319. Thanks, Patrick.Copy !req
320. Okay, everybody,Copy !req
321. you are not gonna believe this oneCopy !req
322. but I am standing in the middle of a burger rain.Copy !req
323. You may have seen a meteor showerCopy !req
324. but you've never seen a shower meatier than this.Copy !req
325. For a town stuck eating sardines,Copy !req
326. this is totally manna from heaven.Copy !req
327. This tastes significantly better than sardines.Copy !req
328. Mmm, mmm, mmm.Copy !req
329. This is going to be big.Copy !req
330. This food weather was created intentionallyCopy !req
331. by meek-ish backyard tinkerer Flint Lockwood.Copy !req
332. Flint Lockwood?Copy !req
333. Hi.Copy !req
334. You're under arrest for ruining Sardine Land.Copy !req
335. Flint, those burgers were awesome.Copy !req
336. The producer called and he was like,Copy !req
337. "Everybody loves that food weather."Copy !req
338. Food weather. What?Copy !req
339. This could be even bigger than Sardine Land.Copy !req
340. Can you make it rain food again? No.Copy !req
341. I don't know if I— You're gonna do it again?Copy !req
342. You gotta be kidding.Copy !req
343. Please, please, please.Copy !req
344. Yes.Copy !req
345. No.Copy !req
346. Give me one more chance.Copy !req
347. We know this was an accident.Copy !req
348. I know but— Cheeseburgers from the sky,Copy !req
349. that's not natural.Copy !req
350. My invention could save the whole town.Copy !req
351. You will be so proud of me, Dad.Copy !req
352. Plus,Copy !req
353. there's a girl here.Copy !req
354. Can you look me in the eyeCopy !req
355. and tell me you've got this under controlCopy !req
356. and it's not gonna end up in a disaster?Copy !req
357. Yes.Copy !req
358. I've got this under control,Copy !req
359. and it's not gonna end in disaster.Copy !req
360. All right.Copy !req
361. Thanks, Dad.Copy !req
362. Oh, sure.Copy !req
363. Okay. So Sam,Copy !req
364. this is where the magic happens.Copy !req
365. Lick. Lick. Lick.Copy !req
366. Lick. Lick. Lick.Copy !req
367. Welcome, Flint.Copy !req
368. Wow,Copy !req
369. you seriously spend a lot of time alone.Copy !req
370. What?Copy !req
371. So here's how it works.Copy !req
372. Water goes in the top,Copy !req
373. and food comes out the bottom.Copy !req
374. So when you shot it into the stratosphereCopy !req
375. you figured it would induce a molecular phase changeCopy !req
376. from the cumulonimbus layer?Copy !req
377. That's actually a really smart observation.Copy !req
378. I mean, heh-heh.Copy !req
379. The clouds probably have water in them,Copy !req
380. which, uh, I guess,Copy !req
381. is why you shot it up there in the first place.Copy !req
382. Right, right. That's why I-I did that.Copy !req
383. On— On purpose. Right. Yeah.Copy !req
384. Right. Of course.Copy !req
385. Okay.Copy !req
386. The machine uses a principle of hydro-genetic mutation.Copy !req
387. Water molecules are bombarded with microwave radiationCopy !req
388. which mutates their genetic recipeCopy !req
389. into any kind of food you want.Copy !req
390. SoCopy !req
391. pizza? Yes.Copy !req
392. Mashed potatoes? Yes.Copy !req
393. Peas? Yes, that's also a food.Copy !req
394. Steak? Apples? Yes. Mm-hm.Copy !req
395. Apple sauce? BLT? Yes.Copy !req
396. Pretty sure I said any food. Chicken wings?Copy !req
397. Think about what you're saying, and if it's a food, yes.Copy !req
398. Baloney. Baloney. That is a food.Copy !req
399. How about Jell-O? Do you like Jell-O?Copy !req
400. I love Jell-O.Copy !req
401. I love Jell-O too. Oh, and peanut butter, right?Copy !req
402. Oh, no, no, no, I am severely allergic to peanuts.Copy !req
403. Hey, me too.Copy !req
404. What's it called? Peanut allergy.Copy !req
405. No, the machine. Of course.Copy !req
406. It's called the Flint Lockwood Diatonic Super-MutatingCopy !req
407. Dynamic Food Replicator.Copy !req
408. Or, for short:Copy !req
409. The FLDSMDFR:Copy !req
410. Fliminadifiser?Copy !req
411. Fliminubahdibferer?Copy !req
412. Fli.Copy !req
413. Suh.Copy !req
414. Fdiferf.Copy !req
415. Oh,Copy !req
416. Manny, make sure you get this.Copy !req
417. He's gonna make the food now. Uh,Copy !req
418. now?Copy !req
419. Well, the thing is, I can't...Copy !req
420. wait to show you this hilarious Internet video.Copy !req
421. What?Copy !req
422. What is this?Copy !req
423. It's so cute.Copy !req
424. Pushing. Folding. Connecting.Copy !req
425. Taping. Turning. Painting. Switching.Copy !req
426. Staring.Copy !req
427. Motivating.Copy !req
428. Placing button.Copy !req
429. I can't believe I've been watching this for three hours.Copy !req
430. I know, heh.Copy !req
431. It's working.Copy !req
432. What do you guys want for breakfast?Copy !req
433. Gummi Bears. Whoa, Steve, no.Copy !req
434. We both know how you get around Gummi Bears.Copy !req
435. How about, eggs.Copy !req
436. And toast. Orange juice.Copy !req
437. And bacon. Bacon.Copy !req
438. What are you doing?Copy !req
439. Nothing.Copy !req
440. To the computer.Copy !req
441. So you're sure this is safe?Copy !req
442. Heh-heh-heh. Don't worry.Copy !req
443. I have a Dangeometer that lets us knowCopy !req
444. if the food is going to over-mutate.Copy !req
445. What happens if the food over-mutates?Copy !req
446. I don't know.Copy !req
447. But that'll never happen.Copy !req
448. All right, this probably won't explode.Copy !req
449. What?Copy !req
450. Bacon.Copy !req
451. Well, those cheeseburgers were only the beginningCopy !req
452. because a breakfast system is on its way to Swallow Falls.Copy !req
453. My forecast?Copy !req
454. Sunny side up.Copy !req
455. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
456. Flint, my boy. Can you do lunch?Copy !req
457. All right, here's the skinny:Copy !req
458. You keep making it rain the snackadoos,Copy !req
459. weathergirl provides free advertising,Copy !req
460. I have taken out a very high-interest loanCopy !req
461. to convert this Podunk town into a tourist food-topia.Copy !req
462. All you have to doCopy !req
463. is make it rain food three meals a dayCopy !req
464. every day for the foreseeable future,Copy !req
465. and in 30 days we hold a grand reopening of the islandCopy !req
466. as a must-see cruise destination.Copy !req
467. And everyone, everywhere,Copy !req
468. is going to loveCopy !req
469. your invention.Copy !req
470. Do you think so?Copy !req
471. I know so.Copy !req
472. Now that's what I call poultry in motion.Copy !req
473. Mr. Lockwood, may I please have waffles?Copy !req
474. Falafels? Jellybeans.Copy !req
475. Avocado. Coming right up.Copy !req
476. Leftovers?Copy !req
477. Not a problem with Flint Lockwood's latest invention,Copy !req
478. the Outtasighter,Copy !req
479. so-named because it catapultsCopy !req
480. uneaten food out of sightCopy !req
481. and therefore, out of mind.Copy !req
482. Jellybeans!Copy !req
483. Awesome.Copy !req
484. BLT.Copy !req
485. Doughnuts.Copy !req
486. Pie.Copy !req
487. Gummi bears.Copy !req
488. Fish.Copy !req
489. Crème brûlée!Copy !req
490. A pizza stuffed inside a turkey,Copy !req
491. the whole thing deep-fried and dipped in chocolate.Copy !req
492. It's me, the mayor.Copy !req
493. Oh, uh,Copy !req
494. you look different.Copy !req
495. Uh, did you get a new haircut?Copy !req
496. Yes, I did. Thank you for noticing.Copy !req
497. I love you, kid. Thanks, Dad. I love you.Copy !req
498. I love spending time with you, Dad.Copy !req
499. Hey, Dad, I'm headed back to the lab.Copy !req
500. If you wanna come,Copy !req
501. I could show you how I make the food.Copy !req
502. Eh,Copy !req
503. no, thanks.Copy !req
504. Tha— That techno-food,Copy !req
505. it— It's too complicated for an old fisherman.Copy !req
506. Got it.Copy !req
507. Could still use your help around here, though, you know.Copy !req
508. I'm working with the mayor now, Dad.Copy !req
509. I mean, the town's grand reopeningCopy !req
510. is in, like, a week.Copy !req
511. Right. Got it.Copy !req
512. Flint Lockwood?Copy !req
513. Yeah?Copy !req
514. Uh,Copy !req
515. it's my son Cal's birthday tomorrowCopy !req
516. and I was just wonderingCopy !req
517. if you could make it rain something special.Copy !req
518. Well, I'm pretty backed up on requests.Copy !req
519. Plus, you're always mean to me.Copy !req
520. It'll be just one timeCopy !req
521. for my special angel's special day.Copy !req
522. Ah,Copy !req
523. I don't know.Copy !req
524. You know, I don't wanna overwork the machine, so...Copy !req
525. Okay. I knew it was a long shot.Copy !req
526. I just wanted Cal to see how much his father loves him.Copy !req
527. I thought you would understand.Copy !req
528. You know how fathers always trying to expressCopy !req
529. their love and appreciation for their sons.Copy !req
530. Earl, wait.Copy !req
531. Touch. Touch. Touch.Copy !req
532. I've got an idea.Copy !req
533. Whoa.Copy !req
534. Happy birthday, son.Copy !req
535. Dad?Copy !req
536. This is your day. Go have fun.Copy !req
537. I love you guys. You're awesome.Copy !req
538. I love you too, son.Copy !req
539. Have a good time, baby.Copy !req
540. Ice cream!Copy !req
541. Yeah! Cool.Copy !req
542. Strawberry's my favorite.Copy !req
543. Come on, Dad.Copy !req
544. I don't know, Cal.Copy !req
545. This doesn't look safe!Copy !req
546. I love you, son.Copy !req
547. I know, Dad. You tell me every day.Copy !req
548. Flint, this is amazing.Copy !req
549. And designing the ice cream to accumulate into scoops,Copy !req
550. I don't know how you're gonna top this.Copy !req
551. Maybe with hot fudge.Copy !req
552. Hey, Flint.Copy !req
553. You wanna be in a snowball fight with us?Copy !req
554. Flint, what's the problem?Copy !req
555. I-I've never actually been in a snowball fight.Copy !req
556. Really?Copy !req
557. I-I don't even know the rules.Copy !req
558. Is there like a point system, or is itCopy !req
559. to the death? No—Copy !req
560. You've nev—? I mean, look,Copy !req
561. even Steve is throwing chocolate snowballs.Copy !req
562. Oh.Copy !req
563. Mmm. Eck.Copy !req
564. So like this?Copy !req
565. Egh.Copy !req
566. No, harder than that.Copy !req
567. Oh.Copy !req
568. Snowball. Snowball, snowball, snowball.Copy !req
569. Snowball. Snowball.Copy !req
570. Well, something to be said for enthusiasm.Copy !req
571. Snowball!Copy !req
572. Snowball!Copy !req
573. Snowball and snowball.Copy !req
574. Kids? What's going on?Copy !req
575. Snowball.Copy !req
576. Snowball. Snowball. Snowball.Copy !req
577. I scream, you scream, we all screamCopy !req
578. for Flint Lockwood's latest tasty town-wide treat,Copy !req
579. with flurries of frozen funCopy !req
580. on what the mayor declared to be an ice cream snow day.Copy !req
581. He'd also like to invite everyone in the worldCopy !req
582. to catch a cruise liner,Copy !req
583. and come on down this SaturdayCopy !req
584. for the grand opening of Chew And Swallow,Copy !req
585. a town that is truly à la mode.Copy !req
586. A town that is truly topped with ice cream.Copy !req
587. With today's scoop for the Weather News Network,Copy !req
588. I'm Sam Sparks.Copy !req
589. Flint, this is the best breakfast ever.Copy !req
590. That's it!Copy !req
591. Researching. Role-playing.Copy !req
592. Dialing.Copy !req
593. Waiting.Copy !req
594. Sam Sparks. Hanging up.Copy !req
595. Regretting.Copy !req
596. Re-psyching.Copy !req
597. Saying what I'm doing.Copy !req
598. Flint?Copy !req
599. "Hi, Sam, how are you? That's nice.Copy !req
600. I was wondering if you would like to go on a da—"Copy !req
601. Activity with me tomorrow.Copy !req
602. Um, okay.Copy !req
603. Great, bye. Meet me in the forest.Copy !req
604. Nailed it. Gotta go, Steve.Copy !req
605. Keep an eye on the lab for me.Copy !req
606. Steve.Copy !req
607. Foster still at the plate.Copy !req
608. And nobody out.Copy !req
609. Where are we going?Copy !req
610. Oh, nowhere. I just thought it'd be niceCopy !req
611. for the two of us to go on a walk together.Copy !req
612. Like you do as friends.Copy !req
613. Oh, my, what's that?Copy !req
614. Wow.Copy !req
615. Oh,Copy !req
616. Jell-O's my favorite.Copy !req
617. You never made a request,Copy !req
618. so I made one for you.Copy !req
619. Flint?Copy !req
620. Flint?Copy !req
621. Join me.Copy !req
622. Whoa.Copy !req
623. But how did you—?Copy !req
624. Oh, I just made it rain Jell-O,Copy !req
625. then I gathered it up with the Outtasighter,Copy !req
626. and then I brought it here and pressed itCopy !req
627. into a gigantic custom-carved plastic Tupperware mold I made.Copy !req
628. No big deal.Copy !req
629. Everything's made of Jell-O.Copy !req
630. This piano, those sconces,Copy !req
631. that ghetto blaster, that Jell-O, that aquarium,Copy !req
632. that Venus de Milo with your face on itCopy !req
633. next to a Michelangelo's David that also has your face.Copy !req
634. Come on, Sam, what are you waiting for?Copy !req
635. Nothing!Copy !req
636. Whoo.Copy !req
637. Yeah!Copy !req
638. Whoo.Copy !req
639. Whoo.Copy !req
640. Cannonball.Copy !req
641. Belly flop.Copy !req
642. Why did I do that?Copy !req
643. So Jell-O. Right. Right, right.Copy !req
644. It's a solid, it's a liquid,Copy !req
645. it's a visco-elastic polymer made of polypeptide chains,Copy !req
646. but you eat it.Copy !req
647. I mean,Copy !req
648. it tastes good.Copy !req
649. Why do you do that? Do what?Copy !req
650. Say something super smart and then bail from it.Copy !req
651. Can you keep a secret?Copy !req
652. No.Copy !req
653. But— But this time, sure, yeah.Copy !req
654. Okay. Well, it was a really long time ago,Copy !req
655. but I, too, was,Copy !req
656. a nerd.Copy !req
657. Too?Copy !req
658. When I was a little girl,Copy !req
659. I wore a ponytail, I had glasses,Copy !req
660. and I was totally obsessed with the science of weather.Copy !req
661. Other girls wanted a Barbie.Copy !req
662. I wanted a Doppler Weather Radar 2000 Turbo.Copy !req
663. But all the kids used to taunt meCopy !req
664. with this lame song. It wasn't even clever.Copy !req
665. Go on.Copy !req
666. So I got a new look,Copy !req
667. gave up the science-y smart stuff,Copy !req
668. and I was never made fun of again.Copy !req
669. And I still need these glasses, but I never wear them.Copy !req
670. I'll bet you look great with glasses on.Copy !req
671. I'm really— And on they go.Copy !req
672. Whoa. What?Copy !req
673. Nothing. Wait.Copy !req
674. It's a Jell-O scrunchie.Copy !req
675. And now, the reveal.Copy !req
676. Wow.Copy !req
677. I mean, you were okay before,Copy !req
678. but now,Copy !req
679. you're beautiful.Copy !req
680. No, I'm not. I can't go out in public like this.Copy !req
681. Well, why not?Copy !req
682. I mean, this is the real you, right?Copy !req
683. Smart.Copy !req
684. Bespectacled.Copy !req
685. Who wouldn't wanna see that?Copy !req
686. You know, I've never met anyone like you, Flint Lockwood.Copy !req
687. Me either.Copy !req
688. But about you.Copy !req
689. Is your phone ringing?Copy !req
690. That's weird. Someone must've changed my ring.Copy !req
691. Oh, it's the mayor. Do you mind if I take this?Copy !req
692. No, no, no.Copy !req
693. Go ahead, take it. That's fine.Copy !req
694. I'm sorry. It's important.Copy !req
695. I should be going too. It's getting late.Copy !req
696. I'm just gonna step outside.Copy !req
697. Aye!Copy !req
698. Dad, you came. I have so much to tell you.Copy !req
699. Do I look all right?Copy !req
700. You look great. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
701. Dad, it was so cool. I almost kissed a girl.Copy !req
702. It's Baby Brent, you know?Copy !req
703. "Uh-oh." I should be on the list.Copy !req
704. Hey, Brian.Copy !req
705. What? You're letting that guy in?Copy !req
706. That guy's a nerd.Copy !req
707. Hey, how's it going?Copy !req
708. Oh, thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you.Copy !req
709. A toast.Copy !req
710. To Flint and his delicious steaks.Copy !req
711. Oh, thanks. Thank you.Copy !req
712. Very nice place.Copy !req
713. Oh, wow. Thank you.Copy !req
714. Flint Lockwood.Copy !req
715. Earl.Copy !req
716. So no roof.Copy !req
717. Yep. You just hold out your plate.Copy !req
718. And I even made it rain your favorite:Copy !req
719. Meat.Copy !req
720. Mmm.Copy !req
721. Okay. So you know howCopy !req
722. the grand reopening of the town is tomorrow?Copy !req
723. Well, the mayor has asked meCopy !req
724. to cut the ribbon.Copy !req
725. He said my invention saved the town.Copy !req
726. Aren't you proud of me?Copy !req
727. Uh—Copy !req
728. Well, mm,Copy !req
729. doesn't this steak look a little big to you?Copy !req
730. Yeah, it's a big steak.Copy !req
731. I mean, every steak is not exactly the same size.Copy !req
732. Did you even hear what I just said?Copy !req
733. Son, look around.Copy !req
734. I'm not sure this is good for— For people.Copy !req
735. Maybe you should think about turning it off.Copy !req
736. It's making everybody happy.Copy !req
737. Everybody except you.Copy !req
738. When are you gonna accept that this is who I amCopy !req
739. instead of trying to get me to workCopy !req
740. in some boring tackle shop?Copy !req
741. Well,Copy !req
742. you seem like you know what you're doing, then.Copy !req
743. I guess I'll just get out of your way.Copy !req
744. Get with the times, man.Copy !req
745. I mean, there's no pleasing that guy.Copy !req
746. He just wants to take anything good I doCopy !req
747. and just smoosh it.Copy !req
748. These are big hot dogs.Copy !req
749. Oh, man.Copy !req
750. I mean, this isn't that bad.Copy !req
751. Is it, Steve? Yellow.Copy !req
752. You're right, Steve.Copy !req
753. The Dangeometer is in the yellow.Copy !req
754. I don't know what to do.Copy !req
755. I do.Copy !req
756. Declare these hot dogs to be delicious!Copy !req
757. Agh! Oh, no.Copy !req
758. Whoa!Copy !req
759. How did you get in here?Copy !req
760. Tomorrow's the big day, Flint.Copy !req
761. The entire town's fate is resting on your food weather.Copy !req
762. I'm thinking pasta.Copy !req
763. Some light apps.Copy !req
764. I know you won't let us down.Copy !req
765. Well, Mr. Mayor, I—Copy !req
766. I think there's something you should see.Copy !req
767. What?Copy !req
768. This is the molecular structure of a hot dogCopy !req
769. that fell last week.Copy !req
770. And this is the molecular structure of a hot dogCopy !req
771. that fell today.Copy !req
772. The machine uses microwave radiationCopy !req
773. to mutate the genetic recipe of the food.Copy !req
774. The more we ask it to make, the more clouds it takes in,Copy !req
775. the more radiation it emits,Copy !req
776. the more these molecules could over-mutate.Copy !req
777. I think that's why the food is getting bigger.Copy !req
778. Here's what I heard:Copy !req
779. blah, blah, blah,Copy !req
780. science, science, science, bigger.Copy !req
781. And bigger is better.Copy !req
782. Everyone's gonna love these new portion sizes.Copy !req
783. I know I do.Copy !req
784. My dad thinks I should turn it off.Copy !req
785. Geniuses like usCopy !req
786. are never understood by their fathers, Flint.Copy !req
787. But what if things go—Copy !req
788. Who needs the approval of one family memberCopy !req
789. when you can have it from millions of acquaintances?Copy !req
790. Not to mention that little cutlet, Sam Sparks.Copy !req
791. And me.Copy !req
792. I've always felt that you were like a son to me, Flint.Copy !req
793. And I'm gonna be so proud of you tomorrowCopy !req
794. when you cut that ribbon,Copy !req
795. save the town,Copy !req
796. and prove to everybody what a great inventor you are.Copy !req
797. So here's the cheese:Copy !req
798. You can keep it going,Copy !req
799. get everything you've ever wanted,Copy !req
800. and be the great man I know you can be.Copy !req
801. Or you can turn it off,Copy !req
802. ruin everything,Copy !req
803. and no one will ever like you.Copy !req
804. It's your choice.Copy !req
805. Choice.Copy !req
806. Choice. Choice.Copy !req
807. Choice.Copy !req
808. Choice.Copy !req
809. Okay.Copy !req
810. I mean, bigger is better,Copy !req
811. right?Copy !req
812. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
813. Spaghetti. Asparagus. Celery. Garlic bread. Meatball. Shrimp.Copy !req
814. Looks safe to me.Copy !req
815. And sanitary too.Copy !req
816. Whoa.Copy !req
817. Uh...Copy !req
818. Who's hungry?Copy !req
819. Welcome, tourists, to Chew And Swallow.Copy !req
820. That is one big mayor.Copy !req
821. Delight in our nacho-cheese hot springs.Copy !req
822. Allow your kids to eat all the junk food they wantCopy !req
823. in our completely unsupervised Kid Zone!Copy !req
824. I've got jellybeans for teeth.Copy !req
825. And when the fun is done,Copy !req
826. gaze upon the sunset cresting over Mount Leftovers.Copy !req
827. From which we're protected by a presumably indestructible dam.Copy !req
828. We've got people here today from all around the world,Copy !req
829. from as far as China to West Virginia.Copy !req
830. Also I think there's some Canadians here.Copy !req
831. You need to look at this. Why aren't you on TV?Copy !req
832. You're supposed to be broadcasting.Copy !req
833. There's a problem. I think the food's getting bigger.Copy !req
834. I know, it's great. Bigger portion sizes.Copy !req
835. Everyone loves it.Copy !req
836. I'm not sure we're doing the right thing here. Sam—Copy !req
837. What if we've bitten off more than we can chew? Ugh.Copy !req
838. For the first time in my life,Copy !req
839. everybody loves something that I've done.Copy !req
840. Why can't you just be happy for meCopy !req
841. and go say the weather or something? Jeez.Copy !req
842. And without further ado,Copy !req
843. our town's hero and my metaphorical son,Copy !req
844. Flint Lockwood.Copy !req
845. Yeah, Flint.Copy !req
846. Thank you. Thank you, everyone.Copy !req
847. Sign my shrimp. Thank you.Copy !req
848. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
849. I admire your quirkiness, dude.Copy !req
850. Brent, we're gonna need youCopy !req
851. to hand over the ceremonial scissors.Copy !req
852. But—Copy !req
853. No.Copy !req
854. You can't.Here you go.Copy !req
855. You can't take them. No.Copy !req
856. I'm Baby Brent.Copy !req
857. Uh-oh.Copy !req
858. Put your clothes back on.Copy !req
859. Who am I?Copy !req
860. Go ahead, Flint.Copy !req
861. Everybody loves you.Copy !req
862. Lockwood! Lockwood! Lockwood!Copy !req
863. Lockwood! Lockwood! Lockwood!Copy !req
864. Danger. Danger. Danger.Copy !req
865. Danger. Danger. Danger.Copy !req
866. Danger. Danger. Danger.Copy !req
867. Salt-and-pepper wind?Copy !req
868. Oregano.Copy !req
869. Mamma mia.Copy !req
870. Sam, wait. No, I can turn it off.Copy !req
871. I can turn it off.Copy !req
872. All right, kid, it's all gonna be okay.Copy !req
873. Oh, no.Copy !req
874. Pardon me. Pardon me.Copy !req
875. Excuse me. No problem.Copy !req
876. No!Copy !req
877. Gummi Bears.Copy !req
878. Not now, Steve.Copy !req
879. Condiments? Salt? Pepper?Copy !req
880. Eww!Copy !req
881. Flint.Copy !req
882. This is Sam Sparks, live from Chew And Swallow,Copy !req
883. where a spaghetti twister—Copy !req
884. Whoa, Sam, hey, we love a good storm over here,Copy !req
885. but you look like a nerd.Copy !req
886. Patrick, several children are strandedCopy !req
887. in the path of this tomato tornado.Copy !req
888. My tummy hurts.Copy !req
889. Cal!Copy !req
890. Yikes! What is that, a scrunchie?Copy !req
891. I haven't seen one of those since 1995.Copy !req
892. What? We have an actual weather emergency.Copy !req
893. Well, we'll get right back to that stormCopy !req
894. and hopefully Sam'll look a little more appealing.Copy !req
895. Steve, we just have to upload the kill codeCopy !req
896. and then we'll shut down the—Copy !req
897. Oh! What are you doing here?Copy !req
898. I've been up here ordering dinner for the last 10 minutes.Copy !req
899. Why? Is something going on?Copy !req
900. I've gotta stop the machine.Copy !req
901. Everyone's in danger because of me.Copy !req
902. Oh, it can't be that bad.Copy !req
903. I don't— No. A—Copy !req
904. Well, I'm out of here.Copy !req
905. I can still stop the order with the kill code.Copy !req
906. Sending kill code.Copy !req
907. I'm back.Copy !req
908. Got to get the button.Copy !req
909. Agh!Copy !req
910. Play. Fun. Fun. Play.Copy !req
911. Hey, Flint. It's been nice to beet you.Copy !req
912. That's a radish!Copy !req
913. That was the only way to communicate with the machine.Copy !req
914. What exactly did you order?Copy !req
915. A Vegas-style all-you-can-eat buffet.Copy !req
916. Jellybean. Watermelon. Marshmallow. Pretzel. Sushi.Copy !req
917. Cheeseburger. Egg salad. Strawberry.Copy !req
918. Ma-a-a-arshmallow.Copy !req
919. Strawberry.Copy !req
920. Is everyone okay? Yeah.Copy !req
921. Help, somebody.Copy !req
922. Help me, please.Copy !req
923. It's my son.Copy !req
924. We need a doctor.Copy !req
925. Is anyone here a doctor? Anyone?Copy !req
926. I am a doctor.Copy !req
927. You are?Copy !req
928. I was, back in Guatemala.Copy !req
929. I came here for a better life.Copy !req
930. Pretty great decision, eh?Copy !req
931. How is he, doc?Copy !req
932. He's in a food coma.Copy !req
933. Too much junk food.Copy !req
934. I need a celery, stat.Copy !req
935. Here you go.Copy !req
936. Daddy?Copy !req
937. Oh, Cal. Cal.Copy !req
938. I love you, son.Copy !req
939. Looks like everything turned out okay.Copy !req
940. Not yet, it hasn't.Copy !req
941. That spaghetti twister was an amuse-boucheCopy !req
942. compared to what's on the way.Copy !req
943. What's an amuse-bouche?Copy !req
944. Manny, patch us through.Copy !req
945. Go.Copy !req
946. Cute report, Nancy. Hey. Hey. Four-eyes.Copy !req
947. Can it, Patrick.Copy !req
948. We are about to be in the epicenterCopy !req
949. of a perfect food storm.Copy !req
950. It's going to spread across the globe.Copy !req
951. I've calculated the Coriolis accelerationCopy !req
952. of the storm system.Copy !req
953. First, it'll hit New York,Copy !req
954. then Paris,Copy !req
955. then the Jiayuguan PassCopy !req
956. in eastern China.Copy !req
957. And in four hours the entire northern hemisphereCopy !req
958. will be one big potluck.Copy !req
959. Flint?Copy !req
960. Flint?Copy !req
961. Hey, Dad.Copy !req
962. What are you doing?Copy !req
963. Well, I tried to help everybodyCopy !req
964. but instead I ruined everything.Copy !req
965. I'm just a piece of junk.Copy !req
966. So I threw myself away.Copy !req
967. Along with all these dumb inventions.Copy !req
968. This is junk.Copy !req
969. This is junk.Copy !req
970. This is junk.Copy !req
971. Oh, son. L-Listen, when your boat is,Copy !req
972. when it's listing,Copy !req
973. and if it's not running, you know—Copy !req
974. Don't worry, Dad, I get it.Copy !req
975. Mom was wrong about me.Copy !req
976. I'm not an inventor.Copy !req
977. I should've just quit when you said.Copy !req
978. Well,Copy !req
979. when it rains,Copy !req
980. you put on a coat.Copy !req
981. Dad, you know I don't understandCopy !req
982. fishing metapho—Copy !req
983. What?Copy !req
984. My coat.Copy !req
985. Come on, Steve. We've got diem to carpe.Copy !req
986. Kill code downloading.Copy !req
987. Redesigning. Virtualizing.Copy !req
988. Cutting.Copy !req
989. Welding. Forging.Copy !req
990. Wiring.Copy !req
991. Helping.Copy !req
992. Testing.Copy !req
993. Yes!Copy !req
994. Flying Car 2.Copy !req
995. Now with wings.Copy !req
996. Hey, I had a weird dream like this once.Copy !req
997. I have a macaroni on my head.Copy !req
998. No school!Copy !req
999. Still nothing, nothing in the bottom of the third inning.Copy !req
1000. Everyone.Copy !req
1001. I want to apologize.Copy !req
1002. Especially to you, Sam.Copy !req
1003. But I have a plan.Copy !req
1004. This flash drive contains a kill code.Copy !req
1005. I will fly up into that food storm,Copy !req
1006. plug it into the machine,Copy !req
1007. and shut it down forever,Copy !req
1008. while you guys evacuate the island, using brea—Copy !req
1009. This is all his fault. Get him.Copy !req
1010. There he is! Get him!Copy !req
1011. Get Flint!Copy !req
1012. Let's rock his car back and forth.Copy !req
1013. Hey!Copy !req
1014. This mess we're in is all our faults.Copy !req
1015. Me, I didn't even protect my own son.Copy !req
1016. Look, I'm as mad at Flint as you are.Copy !req
1017. In fact, when he gets out of that car,Copy !req
1018. I'm gonna slap him in the face.Copy !req
1019. I know Flint Lockwood made the food,Copy !req
1020. but it was made-to-order.Copy !req
1021. And now it's time for all of us to pay the bill.Copy !req
1022. Thank you, Earl.Copy !req
1023. Ow.Copy !req
1024. Sorry. It's okay.Copy !req
1025. Let's go build some boats.Copy !req
1026. Yeah.Copy !req
1027. I'm gonna go build a boat.Copy !req
1028. I'm coming with you.Copy !req
1029. You're gonna need someone to navigate you through that storm.Copy !req
1030. I can't let you do this alone.Copy !req
1031. Oh, Sam, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
1032. Are you kidding? Well, I just thought that we—Copy !req
1033. No. Okay.Copy !req
1034. You are going to need a copilot.Copy !req
1035. You're a pilot too?Copy !req
1036. Yes. I am also a particle physicist.Copy !req
1037. Really? No, that was a joke.Copy !req
1038. I am also a comedian.Copy !req
1039. Let's do this thing.Copy !req
1040. I'm coming too.Copy !req
1041. Brent, uh, that's okay.Copy !req
1042. No, it's not okay.Copy !req
1043. I've been coasting on my fame since I was a baby.Copy !req
1044. But it was all just an illusion.Copy !req
1045. Maybe up there I'll find out who I really am.Copy !req
1046. Ah, the car's pretty full, so...Copy !req
1047. Yeah!Copy !req
1048. Brent!Copy !req
1049. Okay.Copy !req
1050. Good luck, son.Copy !req
1051. Steve.Copy !req
1052. Pea-soup fog.Copy !req
1053. Manny, hit the wipers.Copy !req
1054. Flint, There's massive gastro-precipitationCopy !req
1055. accumulated around the machine.Copy !req
1056. It's almost as if it's—Copy !req
1057. Inside a giant meatball.Copy !req
1058. Water goes in the top,Copy !req
1059. a food hurricane comes out the bottom.Copy !req
1060. Glad I'm wearing a diaper.Copy !req
1061. Anybody order pizza?Copy !req
1062. Whoa!Copy !req
1063. Hold on.Copy !req
1064. The pizza's chasing us?Copy !req
1065. Sentient food? That's impossible.Copy !req
1066. Unless its molecular structure's mutated into super food!Copy !req
1067. That's been genetically engineeredCopy !req
1068. to protect the FLDSMDFR:Copy !req
1069. Pizza.Copy !req
1070. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza.Copy !req
1071. That was close.Copy !req
1072. I mean, can you imagine if we lost this kill code?Copy !req
1073. Uh-oh.Copy !req
1074. Tim's Tackle Shop.Copy !req
1075. Dad. You're okay, great.Copy !req
1076. I need a favor. The fate of the world depends on it!Copy !req
1077. Okay, then, skipper. W-what do you need?Copy !req
1078. I need you to go into my lab, get on my computer,Copy !req
1079. and e-mail a file to my cell phone.Copy !req
1080. Um...Copy !req
1081. All right.Copy !req
1082. Want me to drive? Yeah, okay.Copy !req
1083. Oh!Copy !req
1084. Wow. You're a lot better than me.Copy !req
1085. Uh-huh.Copy !req
1086. Okay, here's the plan: Sam and I will enter the meateroidCopy !req
1087. through the intake here which should lead usCopy !req
1088. straight to the FLDSMDFR:Copy !req
1089. Manny, you and Steve stay on the plane.Copy !req
1090. Don't spray that in your mouth.Copy !req
1091. Once my dad e-mails me the kill code,Copy !req
1092. we'll destroy the machine,Copy !req
1093. and rendezvous here at the western blowhole in—Copy !req
1094. How long until the world's destroyed?Copy !req
1095. About twenty minutes. Just before then.Copy !req
1096. What about me, Brent? What do I do?Copy !req
1097. Uh, you can be president of the back seat.Copy !req
1098. Oh.Copy !req
1099. Deploy hatch.Copy !req
1100. Car upside down, go.Copy !req
1101. Ladies first?Copy !req
1102. No?Copy !req
1103. All right.Copy !req
1104. Wait for me.Copy !req
1105. Great. Okay, I'm good.Copy !req
1106. As long as we stay on course,Copy !req
1107. it should be a straight shot to the—Copy !req
1108. We're a team.Copy !req
1109. Whoa.Copy !req
1110. We've landed here in some kind of exhaust vent.Copy !req
1111. If we go this way, the FlamidabagerCopy !req
1112. should be right down this air shaft.Copy !req
1113. Brent, get out of that pie.Copy !req
1114. What's that?Copy !req
1115. Ah!Copy !req
1116. Wow!Copy !req
1117. Oh, boy.Copy !req
1118. Huh?Copy !req
1119. Welcome, Flint.Copy !req
1120. That's fry oil.Copy !req
1121. Ah!Copy !req
1122. Dad. Oh, okay, great.Copy !req
1123. On the screen there's a file marked "kill code."Copy !req
1124. Wha—?Copy !req
1125. Move that into my e-mail window.Copy !req
1126. Agh! Type in my name, and press send.Copy !req
1127. Um, w-window? Okay, Dad,Copy !req
1128. you see the thing that looks like a little piece of paper?Copy !req
1129. Use the mouse to drag it.Copy !req
1130. Drag it? Drag it.Copy !req
1131. Drag it. Drag it.Copy !req
1132. Right? Okay. Great. Okay, great.Copy !req
1133. It's not dragging.Copy !req
1134. Drag it across the desktop.Copy !req
1135. That didn't do anything.Copy !req
1136. Of course it didn't! You know what? Agh!Copy !req
1137. Go, go, go. Hoist those sails. Toast that bread.Copy !req
1138. We are running out of time.Copy !req
1139. Let's move out. Go, go, go.Copy !req
1140. We can do it. Come on, move it, move it.Copy !req
1141. Good job. That's what I'm talking about.Copy !req
1142. Everybody head to the docks.Copy !req
1143. Wait, wait.Copy !req
1144. I have an important announcement.Copy !req
1145. See you, suckers. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
1146. Bon voyage.Copy !req
1147. And bon appétit.Copy !req
1148. Cal. Calvin.Copy !req
1149. Cal, get back here.Copy !req
1150. Foodalanche. Cal.Copy !req
1151. I'm not gonna lose you again.Copy !req
1152. Baby.Copy !req
1153. Hold on tight, Calvin.Copy !req
1154. Mm.Copy !req
1155. Agh!Copy !req
1156. Everybody head south!Copy !req
1157. We gotta stay ahead of that storm.Copy !req
1158. Now what? Just click "send."Copy !req
1159. Flint, the Fliminadifiserser's right down there!Copy !req
1160. Dad, hurry.Copy !req
1161. Send. Send. Oh, wait.Copy !req
1162. Dad? Dad? Can you hear me?Copy !req
1163. Dad?Copy !req
1164. Hey, guys?Copy !req
1165. Holy crap balls.Copy !req
1166. Go, go, go.Copy !req
1167. Oh!Copy !req
1168. Oh, I don't know. I think they're kind of cute.Copy !req
1169. I mean, this one just walked right up to me and—Copy !req
1170. He's got me!Copy !req
1171. They ate Brent.Copy !req
1172. Dad,Copy !req
1173. I'm surrounded by man-eating chickens right now.Copy !req
1174. So if this is goodbye,Copy !req
1175. thanks for trying to set me straight.Copy !req
1176. Figured it out a little late, I guess.Copy !req
1177. Okay, bye.Copy !req
1178. Dad.Copy !req
1179. Hey, give me that phone back.Copy !req
1180. Hm?Copy !req
1181. Agh!Copy !req
1182. Baby Brent?Copy !req
1183. I'm not Baby Brent anymore.Copy !req
1184. I'm Chicken Brent.Copy !req
1185. And I'm finally contributing to society.Copy !req
1186. Crotch kick.Copy !req
1187. Now go, you crazy kids, and save the world.Copy !req
1188. You did it, Chicken Brent. You really did it.Copy !req
1189. Go, go, go, go.Copy !req
1190. It should be right down this hole.Copy !req
1191. That's peanut brittle.Copy !req
1192. If either one of us touches it,Copy !req
1193. we'll go into anaphylactic shock.Copy !req
1194. Actually, I'm not entirely allergic to peanuts.Copy !req
1195. I might have just said that to get you to like me.Copy !req
1196. So you really thoughtCopy !req
1197. having allergies would make you more attractive?Copy !req
1198. Eh...Copy !req
1199. Mustache.Copy !req
1200. Mus—Copy !req
1201. Sesame bagel. Hey, taxi.Copy !req
1202. Taxi.Taxi.Copy !req
1203. I asked for extra mustard.Copy !req
1204. I was right!Copy !req
1205. Sacrebleu!Copy !req
1206. Hot tea?Copy !req
1207. Please, sir, hot tea?Copy !req
1208. "You are about to be crushedCopy !req
1209. by a giant corn."Copy !req
1210. Run.Copy !req
1211. It looks like the food stormCopy !req
1212. is following an unusual patternCopy !req
1213. of hitting the world's most famous landmarks first,Copy !req
1214. and is now spreading to the rest of the globe.Copy !req
1215. What the what?Copy !req
1216. Hurry up, guys.Copy !req
1217. After I plug my phone into the FLDSMDFR and destroy itCopy !req
1218. I'll tug on the licorice twiceCopy !req
1219. and you'll pull me back up, okay?Copy !req
1220. Sounds great.Copy !req
1221. Agh!Copy !req
1222. Oh, no.Copy !req
1223. Y-you got cut, didn't you?Copy !req
1224. Ah,Copy !req
1225. it's just a scratch.Copy !req
1226. Brent, you need to take Sam back to the planeCopy !req
1227. to get her an allergy shot.Copy !req
1228. Just a second.Copy !req
1229. What? No.Copy !req
1230. Let go, Sam.Copy !req
1231. I'm not gonna let you go.Copy !req
1232. Flint, you'll be stuck down there.Copy !req
1233. It's not ideal, no.Copy !req
1234. Come with us. We'll start over.Copy !req
1235. We'll live underground. Use bacon for clothes.Copy !req
1236. Sam, that's not a very good plan.Copy !req
1237. It is if it means I don't have to lose you.Copy !req
1238. Look, I like you, okay?Copy !req
1239. Like— Like, as a friend?Copy !req
1240. No.Copy !req
1241. Like, "like you" like you.Copy !req
1242. Me too.Copy !req
1243. But about you.Copy !req
1244. Goodbye, Sam.Copy !req
1245. Flint. No!Copy !req
1246. Hang on, Sam.Copy !req
1247. Dr. Manny's got the medicine for your face.Copy !req
1248. Pickles.Copy !req
1249. Beets.Copy !req
1250. B-b-banana.Copy !req
1251. Strawberry.Copy !req
1252. Manny, we're on our way. Hurry.Copy !req
1253. Hang on, Sam. I'm circling the blowhole.Copy !req
1254. Scared.Copy !req
1255. Gummi Bears.Copy !req
1256. Play with us, play with us. Eat us, eat us.Copy !req
1257. Hungry.Copy !req
1258. Hungry. Gummi Bears. Gummi Bears.Copy !req
1259. Gummi Bears. Steve hungry. Hungry.Copy !req
1260. Steve starving. Hungry. Hungry. Starving.Copy !req
1261. Manny. Where are you?Copy !req
1262. She touched a peanut or something.Copy !req
1263. Oh, boy.Copy !req
1264. Corn.Copy !req
1265. Grabbing.Copy !req
1266. Tying. Throwing.Copy !req
1267. Waiting.Copy !req
1268. Swinging.Copy !req
1269. Sorry, old friend. The kitchen's closed.Copy !req
1270. Hyah!Copy !req
1271. Dad!Copy !req
1272. No!Copy !req
1273. Oh! Agh!Copy !req
1274. When it rains, you put on a coatCopy !req
1275. of Spray-On Shoes.Copy !req
1276. Yeah!Copy !req
1277. Just— There were chickens—Copy !req
1278. Where's Flint?Copy !req
1279. No!Copy !req
1280. I know, kid.Copy !req
1281. I know.Copy !req
1282. Cool. Yeah! All right.Copy !req
1283. Flint?Copy !req
1284. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1285. Oh.Copy !req
1286. Your son was a great man.Copy !req
1287. Steve.Copy !req
1288. Steve.Copy !req
1289. Flint. Brent.Copy !req
1290. Flint. Cal.Copy !req
1291. Steve. Flint.Copy !req
1292. Earl. Flint.Copy !req
1293. You guy. Steve.Copy !req
1294. Sam.Copy !req
1295. Flint.Copy !req
1296. Sam.Copy !req
1297. Flint. Flint.Copy !req
1298. Dad. Steve.Copy !req
1299. Flint.Copy !req
1300. Look, when you— When you cast your line,Copy !req
1301. if it's not straight— Um...Copy !req
1302. Oh, for crying out loud.Copy !req
1303. I'm proud of you, Flint.Copy !req
1304. I'm amazed that someone as ordinary as meCopy !req
1305. could be the father of someone as extraordinary as you.Copy !req
1306. You're talented, you're a total original.Copy !req
1307. And your lab is breathtaking.Copy !req
1308. Your mom, she always knew you were going to be special.Copy !req
1309. And if she were alive today, she'd tell us both:Copy !req
1310. "I told you so."Copy !req
1311. Now, uh, look, when I take this thing offCopy !req
1312. and you hear me make a fishing metaphor,Copy !req
1313. just know that fishing metaphor means:Copy !req
1314. I love my son.Copy !req
1315. I love you too, Dad.Copy !req
1316. So where were we?Copy !req
1317. You were about to kiss me.Copy !req
1318. Were you gonna kiss me back?Copy !req
1319. Why don't you find out?Copy !req
1320. Because I don't want to go for itCopy !req
1321. and then get shut down again.Copy !req
1322. Just kiss me. You know—Copy !req
1323. Yeah! I'm a chicken!Copy !req
1324. This was not well thought out.Copy !req