1. - Hi, Leonard.Copy !req
2. How you doin'?Copy !req
3. Wait up!Copy !req
4. Ricardo!Copy !req
5. I see you're feeling better,
good for you.Copy !req
6. Wow, look at that plum!Copy !req
7. Hey, Father Cliff?Copy !req
8. - Hello, Victor.Copy !req
9. Boys.Copy !req
10. - So, what's the story
on this Roger kid?Copy !req
11. Is he gonna get booted outta here?Copy !req
12. - I hope not, son.Copy !req
13. - But he's the bad kid, Father.Copy !req
14. - You weren't exactly
a saint when you firstCopy !req
15. got here now were you, Victor?Copy !req
16. Lest we forget.Copy !req
17. - You got me there.Copy !req
18. - Goodbye, boys!Copy !req
19. Who—Copy !req
20. I say, who's throwing—Copy !req
21. - Father Clifford!Copy !req
22. - What are you doing, Roger?Copy !req
23. Are you running away?Copy !req
24. - Who, me?Copy !req
25. No, no.Copy !req
26. What would make you think that?Copy !req
27. I just, I lost my balance
while cleaning my outside windows.Copy !req
28. - Cleaning your windows
with a suitcase were you?Copy !req
29. Roger!Copy !req
30. Roger!Copy !req
31. My heart,Copy !req
32. it hurts.Copy !req
33. - Oh no.Copy !req
34. Oh, look who's recovered.Copy !req
35. - Let go of me!Copy !req
36. - Now, now, now,
what seems to be the problem?Copy !req
37. Now, now, now, now, now.Copy !req
38. - And whenever there's something
I really, really want,Copy !req
39. there's always some adultCopy !req
40. who comes along and says no,
like Mr. Prom.Copy !req
41. The other day said I could be
on the basketball team,Copy !req
42. and then he said I couldn't.Copy !req
43. - And you felt that blowing upCopy !req
44. the gymnasium was
an appropriate response then?Copy !req
45. - Yes, I did.Copy !req
46. - Even though your parents
were the onesCopy !req
47. Who told Mr. Prom
that they didn'tCopy !req
48. want you playing
any contact sports?Copy !req
49. - My parents say no
to everything I want.Copy !req
50. - You know, the other boys
are very angry at you, Roger.Copy !req
51. - I don't care what they think.Copy !req
52. - Then why are you running away?Copy !req
53. What's your IQ, son?Copy !req
54. - 185.Copy !req
55. - Ah, my you're a real genius.Copy !req
56. Mine's 190.Copy !req
57. - Oh, wait.Copy !req
58. I forgot.Copy !req
59. Mine is 195.Copy !req
60. - Oh, wait, I forgot.Copy !req
61. Mine is almost 200,Copy !req
62. but that's not really the point.Copy !req
63. The point is that people
like you and I,Copy !req
64. when we get very frustrated
can cause a lot of damage.Copy !req
65. - You're not like me.Copy !req
66. - Why, 'cause I'm all grown up?Copy !req
67. That's true, I've changed.Copy !req
68. But when I was your age,Copy !req
69. I, well, let me tell youCopy !req
70. a story about when I was your age.Copy !req
71. I was traveling with my parents
to the island of Hawaii.Copy !req
72. Weather conditions seem
vastly improved, Stephen.Copy !req
73. I think now we can safely proceedCopy !req
74. with the scheduled liftoff.Copy !req
75. Flash down.Copy !req
76. - Would you please stop
hitting the back of my chair?Copy !req
77. I am trying to sleep!Copy !req
78. - I'm sorry, Miss Nice Older Person,Copy !req
79. but I don't know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
80. Perhaps you were just havingCopy !req
81. a nightmare about your early
days in the circus.Copy !req
82. - One more word out of you,
I'll call the flight attendant.Copy !req
83. - It wasn't very nice
of the mean old ladyCopy !req
84. to smash your collarbone was it,
Stephen?Copy !req
85. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
86. we'll be passing over Los
Angeles in just about 10 minutes.Copy !req
87. The skies are crystal clear,Copy !req
88. so it should be smooth
sailing all the way to Honolulu.Copy !req
89. - Oh, damn it!Copy !req
90. Clifford!Copy !req
91. Why did you wake me?Copy !req
92. - I didn't wake you.Copy !req
93. Stephen did.Copy !req
94. Why wouldn't you let him sleep?Copy !req
95. Now that you are awake,
I'd like to ask you my papa,Copy !req
96. when we land in Los Angeles,Copy !req
97. can we then immediately
go to Dinosaur World?Copy !req
98. - How many times do
I have to tell you, son?Copy !req
99. The plane doesn't go to Los Angeles.Copy !req
100. It goes directly to Honolulu.Copy !req
101. - But how can that be, Pappy?Copy !req
102. - How can what be?Copy !req
103. - That on my birthday of all days,Copy !req
104. I could be so close to Dinosaur
World and yet, so far away?Copy !req
105. - Don't you start with me.Copy !req
106. Your birthday was six months ago.Copy !req
107. - Clifford, Daddy is on a business,
a business trip,Copy !req
108. and this is not a vacation.Copy !req
109. No.Copy !req
110. - So will you drop this Dinosaur WorldCopy !req
111. thing for five seconds, huh?Copy !req
112. Would you do that for me?Copy !req
113. Huh, would you?Copy !req
114. Oh boy, you're drivin' me crazy!Copy !req
115. - Uh oh, looks like Daddy's
gonna have a big stroke.Copy !req
116. And then he'll be talking like this.Copy !req
117. - Oh, I swear to God.Copy !req
118. - And he'll—
- Clifford!Copy !req
119. My God, would you just
stop it for just one minute?Copy !req
120. - Whatever you say
sweet one who birthed me.Copy !req
121. - Can I visit the Captain, Father?Copy !req
122. I would imagine he would be
very brave and wise,Copy !req
123. possibly with a cleft in his chin.Copy !req
124. - All right, just be back for dinner.Copy !req
125. - Whatever you say my papa.Copy !req
126. - Ow, ow, ow, ow, oh God!Copy !req
127. - Captain, we have a young
man here who has a request.Copy !req
128. - Hi, what's your name, son?Copy !req
129. - My name is Clifford
and I think you'reCopy !req
130. the bestest captain
in the whole wide world.Copy !req
131. - Well thank,Copy !req
132. you, Clifford.Copy !req
133. - I was wondering my Captain,Copy !req
134. if we could land in Los AngelesCopy !req
135. so I could go to Dinosaur World?Copy !req
136. - The only was we could
land in Los AngelesCopy !req
137. would be for an emergency.Copy !req
138. - Whatever you say my Captain.Copy !req
139. - Jeez, it's awful quiet in here.Copy !req
140. Where's Clifford?Copy !req
141. - He shut the engines down.Copy !req
142. - I'm sorry,
I don't know why Stephen did that.Copy !req
143. Are you of your tree, Sir?Copy !req
144. Stephen, hang in.Copy !req
145. - I've regained control
on number four, Los Angeles.Copy !req
146. Request permission
for emergency landing procedures.Copy !req
147. Roger,
Flight 43.Copy !req
148. This is LAX approved.Copy !req
149. You are cleared for immediate
landing on runway two three.Copy !req
150. What an amazing story.Copy !req
151. - You liked that, did ya?Copy !req
152. - That's hysterical.Copy !req
153. You got them to land the plane,Copy !req
154. you won and you got what you wanted.Copy !req
155. - Yes, but I risked the lives
of a couple of hundred people.Copy !req
156. - But no one got hurt.Copy !req
157. - But they could've.
- But they didn't.Copy !req
158. - But—Copy !req
159. - Anyway, it was a truly
wonderful story, Father,Copy !req
160. but I have to get going now.Copy !req
161. - Fine.Copy !req
162. Bye bye.Copy !req
163. - Son, that's not the whole story,
it's just the beginning.Copy !req
164. - Oh, sorry, Father.Copy !req
165. - That's all right.Copy !req
166. Sit down and get comfortable.Copy !req
167. Would you like a mint?Copy !req
168. - No, thank you.Copy !req
169. Well, I guess we have to beginCopy !req
170. the story earlier that day.Copy !req
171. You see—Copy !req
172. Yes.Copy !req
173. I'll save this for later.Copy !req
174. You see, I had an uncle named MartinCopy !req
175. who was a famous architect
and he had two dreams.Copy !req
176. One was to build a great
mass transit systemCopy !req
177. for what was known at that timeCopy !req
178. as the city of Los Angeles,Copy !req
179. and his other dream
was to marry Sarah,Copy !req
180. the love of his life.Copy !req
181. Sarah was a teacher
who operated a daycare centerCopy !req
182. where he worked
and she loved him very much.Copy !req
183. In fact,
they were engaged to be married.Copy !req
184. - Hi.Copy !req
185. - Hi.Copy !req
186. You look so handsome.Copy !req
187. - You look so handsome.Copy !req
188. I'm in a very good mood.Copy !req
189. - How come?Copy !req
190. - It's a surprise, I'll tell ya later.Copy !req
191. - Oh no, tell me now.
- No, no, no, no.Copy !req
192. - No, come on,Copy !req
193. tell me right now.
- No, no, no, no.Copy !req
194. You're gonna love this.Copy !req
195. It's gonna literally be
the biggest surprise of your life.Copy !req
196. Okay.
- We here?Copy !req
197. - We're here!Copy !req
198. I'm excited.Copy !req
199. Don't peek!Copy !req
200. - I'm not!
- Don't peek!Copy !req
201. - Martin!
- Are you excited?Copy !req
202. - Yeah.
- That's nice.Copy !req
203. Okay, I'm with ya.Copy !req
204. This is, wait.Copy !req
205. Okay.Copy !req
206. - Okay.Copy !req
207. - Okay, please don't peek.Copy !req
208. - I'm not.
- Okay, okay.Copy !req
209. - Okay.Copy !req
210. - Okay.Copy !req
211. All right.
- Martin.Copy !req
212. - Okay, look!Copy !req
213. Are you stunned?Copy !req
214. - What am I lookin' at?Copy !req
215. - The house!Copy !req
216. I bought it!Copy !req
217. - It's on a cliff.Copy !req
218. - That's what you want, a cliff.Copy !req
219. So this is, it's incredible isn't it?Copy !req
220. Look at it, isn't it?
- Uh huh.Copy !req
221. - I mean it's very minimalistCopy !req
222. but it's got a quiet
intensity doesn't it, honey?Copy !req
223. Definitely not quiet though.Copy !req
224. - It's very warm.Copy !req
225. There was however,
one slight problem.Copy !req
226. Sarah wanted children very much,Copy !req
227. but Martin it seemed was in no hurry.Copy !req
228. - Martin?Copy !req
229. How many bedrooms in this house?Copy !req
230. - One honey.Copy !req
231. One bedroom, honey.Copy !req
232. But look at this view!Copy !req
233. Look at this!Copy !req
234. The ocean!Copy !req
235. I think you can see
Catalina out there.Copy !req
236. It's just...Copy !req
237. That is quite a drop.Copy !req
238. Honey?Copy !req
239. - I can't believe I let
this happen again.Copy !req
240. - Honey, what's wrong?Copy !req
241. - I can't marry you.Copy !req
242. - What—Copy !req
243. - You're just like my first husband,Copy !req
244. he didn't want kids either.Copy !req
245. - When did I say I didn't want kids?Copy !req
246. - You don't have to say it.Copy !req
247. It's so obvious it's a joke.Copy !req
248. - What are you talking about?Copy !req
249. - I'm talkin' about this
bachelor pad with one bedroom.Copy !req
250. Where's a kid supposed to sleep?Copy !req
251. - Oh, honey have you ever
heard of the word sofa bed?Copy !req
252. - Have you ever heard the word stupid?Copy !req
253. - Stupid, we say stupid?Copy !req
254. - Stupid!Copy !req
255. - Are you saying this
house couldn't work for kids?Copy !req
256. - Oh no, it's perfect!Copy !req
257. Where are the kids, honey?Copy !req
258. "Oh, they're just out back
playin' on the cliff."Copy !req
259. - I can't believe what I'm hearing,
Sarah!Copy !req
260. I love kids!Copy !req
261. - No you don't.Copy !req
262. I saw you at the daycare today.Copy !req
263. - Oh no, no, no.Copy !req
264. You're talking about other
people's children.Copy !req
265. You should see me with a kid I know,
my own flesh and blood.Copy !req
266. My nephew!Copy !req
267. - You never mentioned
you had a nephew.Copy !req
268. - I love my nephew.Copy !req
269. - What's his name?Copy !req
270. - I wanna say Mason.Copy !req
271. Clifford!Copy !req
272. Little Clifford.Copy !req
273. - How old is he?Copy !req
274. - I haven't seen him
since the christening.Copy !req
275. He'd be older now.Copy !req
276. - Older now?Copy !req
277. - Yeah, like 10.Copy !req
278. You know my brother
Julien and I don't speakCopy !req
279. as much as we'd like to.Copy !req
280. I will tell you this.Copy !req
281. I have heard that Clifford
is a very special boy.Copy !req
282. - Where is that little monster?Copy !req
283. - Julien, please.Copy !req
284. Well, ya did it, didn't ya?Copy !req
285. Ya did it again, didn't ya?Copy !req
286. You're banned from the flight.Copy !req
287. - No.Copy !req
288. - They're not gonna
allow ya back on the plane,Copy !req
289. which means that I'm gonna
miss the convention tomorrow,Copy !req
290. which means that I'm
gonna lose thousandsCopy !req
291. of dollars in speaker's fees.Copy !req
292. Do you understand me?Copy !req
293. Do you understand what...Copy !req
294. Where did you get that Walkman?Copy !req
295. Did you steal it?Copy !req
296. - No.
- Oh my God!Copy !req
297. Is there no end to your madness?Copy !req
298. - No, a kindly old priest
gave it to me, da.Copy !req
299. - You're lying.
- No.Copy !req
300. - You're lying to yourCopy !req
301. own father's face.
- No.Copy !req
302. - I have a good mind to leaveCopy !req
303. you right here you little animal.Copy !req
304. - What a terrible thing
to say to such a sweet child.Copy !req
305. - I'm dreadfully sorry,
Mrs. Extra Wide Load.Copy !req
306. What are you packin' in now, huh?Copy !req
307. About two dozen jelly donuts a day,
huh?Copy !req
308. - Julien, calm down!Copy !req
309. Your heart.Copy !req
310. - Daddy, it's coming!Copy !req
311. - Oh God.Copy !req
312. Oh God!Copy !req
313. Oh, Theodora,
what am I gonna do?Copy !req
314. I gotta be on that plane.Copy !req
315. - Pappy, Pappy, Pappy?Copy !req
316. - What?Copy !req
317. - I have a great idea.Copy !req
318. Doesn't Uncle Martin
live in Los Angeles?Copy !req
319. Maybe I can go
to his house and thenCopy !req
320. you could go to Hawaii
and I could go to Dinosaur World.Copy !req
321. - Wait, wait.Copy !req
322. Sarah?Copy !req
323. Martin?Copy !req
324. - Yes?Copy !req
325. - Martin, it's Julien, your brother.Copy !req
326. Your brother, Julien.Copy !req
327. - Yes.Copy !req
328. - Yeah.Copy !req
329. Martin, look,
I know that I haven't made muchCopy !req
330. of an attempt to keep in touch overCopy !req
331. the years and I wouldn't blame youCopy !req
332. if you hung up on me now
but don't hang up, okay?Copy !req
333. I'm in a terrible dilemma.Copy !req
334. I have a tremendous favor to ask you.Copy !req
335. I can't believe it!Copy !req
336. He went for it.Copy !req
337. - I get to go to Dinosaur World!Copy !req
338. - I told him that I had this
lucrative speaking engagementCopy !req
339. and that Clifford
gets air sick.Copy !req
340. - Dinosaur World, I'm going to!Copy !req
341. He almost seemed
excited about it.Copy !req
342. - Excuse me, I'm Martin Daniels.Copy !req
343. I'm here to pick up my nephew,
Clifford.Copy !req
344. - Do you have any identification?Copy !req
345. Yeah.Copy !req
346. - All right.Copy !req
347. He's in the back room resting.Copy !req
348. Why don't you come with me?Copy !req
349. - Thank you.Copy !req
350. - Clifford?Copy !req
351. This is so cute.Copy !req
352. Come here.Copy !req
353. Look.Copy !req
354. - Clifford?Copy !req
355. - Don't reject me!Copy !req
356. Uncle Martin?Copy !req
357. - Yes.Copy !req
358. - Oh, I'm gonna go big!Copy !req
359. Dearest Uncle Martin?Copy !req
360. - Yes, Clifford?Copy !req
361. - Can we go to Dinosaur World now?Copy !req
362. - Dinosaur World?Copy !req
363. It's closed.Copy !req
364. It's 10:30, Clifford,Copy !req
365. but I'll let you
in on a little secret.Copy !req
366. I've got a lifetime
pass to Dinosaur WorldCopy !req
367. because I designed Larry the Scary—Copy !req
368. - Scary Rex?Copy !req
369. You designed Larry the Scary Rex?Copy !req
370. Oh boy, you are some sorta hero.Copy !req
371. - Let's go get your bags.Copy !req
372. - Yes.Copy !req
373. Somebody stoleCopy !req
374. my dog, Sneakers.
- Calm down.Copy !req
375. Somebody stole my dog.Copy !req
376. - Have you guys unloaded everythingCopy !req
377. on Flight 791, yet?Copy !req
378. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
379. - Well so far I'm missing
- I can't believe this—Copy !req
380. - a mountain bike,
- A stereo.Copy !req
381. - a stereo,
- It wasn't like that.Copy !req
382. - a surfboard,
- That's in Los Angeles.Copy !req
383. - and a big, brown dog.
- It has my name on it.Copy !req
384. How could somebody else take it?Copy !req
385. - You brought a lotta stuff.Copy !req
386. - I'm sorry, Uncle Martin.Copy !req
387. My dad's just scared of burglars.Copy !req
388. He makes us take everything
when we go on a trip.Copy !req
389. - And your dog.Copy !req
390. - I couldn't leave
my Sneakers at home.Copy !req
391. - Of course you couldn't.Copy !req
392. Sarah's gonna be so
excited to meet you.Copy !req
393. I told her how special you are to me.Copy !req
394. - But, we've never met before.Copy !req
395. - That's not true.Copy !req
396. I was with you at the christening.Copy !req
397. I spent the better part
of a whole day in your company.Copy !req
398. I have the utmost admiration for you.Copy !req
399. - Oh, Uncle Martin!Copy !req
400. Okay.Copy !req
401. Okay, you can let go now.Copy !req
402. - Okie dokie, Sir.
- Okie dokie.Copy !req
403. Okay.Copy !req
404. Oh, Sarah loves dogs.Copy !req
405. Come on, Sneakers.Copy !req
406. Come on, Sneakers.Copy !req
407. Come on, Sneakers.Copy !req
408. Come on.Copy !req
409. Come on.Copy !req
410. Come on, boy.Copy !req
411. Come on, Sneakers.Copy !req
412. Please, boy, get outta the car.Copy !req
413. - Just face it, Sarah.Copy !req
414. You're gonna be alone
the rest of your life.Copy !req
415. Just like that maid on
"The Brady Bunch,"Copy !req
416. faking enthusiasm
for other people's happiness.Copy !req
417. Oh, and then there's the pity
of others to look forward to.Copy !req
418. "Isn't that Sarah Davis?Copy !req
419. My, she's aged.Copy !req
420. She drove off ever man she ever had.Copy !req
421. She just withered up like an old
prune who couldn't..."Copy !req
422. - Sarah!Copy !req
423. - Don't judge me, Uncle Martin,
it was Stephen's fault.Copy !req
424. Shame on you, shame on your eyes.Copy !req
425. - What?Copy !req
426. Sarah?Copy !req
427. Martin?Copy !req
428. You okay?Copy !req
429. - Oh, you scared me!
- What, what—Copy !req
430. - That was a lousy trick to play.Copy !req
431. - What trick?Copy !req
432. - Your stupid dinosaur in the shower.Copy !req
433. - Oh, no, no, no.Copy !req
434. That was Clifford.Copy !req
435. - Who the hell is Clifford?Copy !req
436. - My nephew, Clifford, remember?Copy !req
437. I was just telling you about him.Copy !req
438. - Your nephew's here?Copy !req
439. - I got a call from my brother,
Julien.Copy !req
440. He was flying to Hawaii
and Julien said,Copy !req
441. would I look after him for a week?Copy !req
442. And I said of course I would.Copy !req
443. I mean, he's a wonderful kid.Copy !req
444. Come on, meet him.Copy !req
445. - Okay.Copy !req
446. - Hi.Copy !req
447. - Oh, hi, Uncle Martin.Copy !req
448. I hope your friend doesn't mindCopy !req
449. that I helped myself to a snack.Copy !req
450. - That's okay.Copy !req
451. Martin?Copy !req
452. - Oh Clifford, this is Sarah Davis.Copy !req
453. - Hello.Copy !req
454. - Hello, Miss Sarah Davis.Copy !req
455. Whew, that's a lovely
bath robe you're wearing.Copy !req
456. I'm sure on anyone else it
wouldn't look half as lovely.Copy !req
457. - Oh, thank you.Copy !req
458. What a sweet thing to say.Copy !req
459. - Isn't he everything I said he was?Copy !req
460. - I love you, my Uncle Martin.Copy !req
461. - And I you, Clinton.Copy !req
462. - Clifford.Copy !req
463. Clifford!Copy !req
464. Isn't there an incredible
family resemblance?Copy !req
465. Look at this.Copy !req
466. - Well, I guess so, yes.Copy !req
467. Well, I'd like to see
a lot more of you, Clifford.Copy !req
468. Perhaps you can convince
your uncle to make sure of that.Copy !req
469. - Absolutely, but right
now sleepy head,Copy !req
470. we gotta get you to Uncle Martin's.Copy !req
471. - Normally I would despise
when someone rufflesCopy !req
472. my hair like that, Uncle Martin,
but not when you do it.Copy !req
473. - Isn't he something?Copy !req
474. - Yes, he certainly is.Copy !req
475. - Okay, honey, let's go.Copy !req
476. Goodnight, darling.Copy !req
477. - Oh, goodnight.Copy !req
478. - Okay, Clifford.Copy !req
479. Come on.Copy !req
480. - Goodnight.Copy !req
481. Goodnight to you.Copy !req
482. - Goodnight, sweet Sarah.Copy !req
483. May all your dreams be pleasant ones.Copy !req
484. May the rainbow arches over—Copy !req
485. - Come on, sweetie.
- Oh.Copy !req
486. Time to go to bed.Copy !req
487. Like other
native peoples,Copy !req
488. the Lake Girls copy
the movement of animals.Copy !req
489. Since the beginningCopy !req
490. when the animals allowed
them to enter their land,Copy !req
491. there has been mutual respect.Copy !req
492. This dance then, called
the—Copy !req
493. Time to turn off the video.Copy !req
494. Is an expression
of their culture.Copy !req
495. - Okay, come on.Copy !req
496. Time to go to sleep.Copy !req
497. - Yes.Copy !req
498. Stephen felt that was a very
cruel action, Uncle Martin.Copy !req
499. - Oh, well you tell StephenCopy !req
500. that it's two o'clock in the morningCopy !req
501. and we have to get up very earlyCopy !req
502. because tomorrow we're
going to Dinosaur World.Copy !req
503. - Oh, you're the bestest
uncle in the whole wide world.Copy !req
504. Okay.Copy !req
505. - Thanks.Copy !req
506. - Goodnight, Clifford.Copy !req
507. - Goodnight, Uncle Martin.Copy !req
508. - Goodnight, Clifford.Copy !req
509. - Goodnight, Uncle Martin.Copy !req
510. You wouldn't lie to me would ya,
Uncle Martin?Copy !req
511. Because if you did I'd be so angry,Copy !req
512. I don't know what I'd do.Copy !req
513. - No, I wouldn't lie to you.Copy !req
514. Get in the bed.Copy !req
515. - Cozy, cozy.Copy !req
516. Uncle Martin?Copy !req
517. Who's ring is this?Copy !req
518. - Where did you get that?Copy !req
519. The dresser over there.Copy !req
520. - Give me that.Copy !req
521. - No.Copy !req
522. - That's very valuable.Copy !req
523. That's my grandmother's wedding ring.Copy !req
524. - Then wouldn't she be
my great grandmother?Copy !req
525. - Yes.Copy !req
526. - Then wouldn't this ring be
just as much mine as yours?Copy !req
527. - What's your point?Copy !req
528. - Well, I wanna marry Miss Sarah DavisCopy !req
529. and give her this ring.Copy !req
530. - That's very sweet,
but it's very unrealistic.Copy !req
531. - I still want the ring.Copy !req
532. - Well, you can't have it.Copy !req
533. All right, give it me the ring.Copy !req
534. - But it sparkles so.Copy !req
535. - I like the sparkle as well.Copy !req
536. I'm going to give
Sarah this ring someday.Copy !req
537. - How exciting!Copy !req
538. Ring bearer.Copy !req
539. - We'll see.Copy !req
540. - This one's smiling isn't it?Copy !req
541. Okay.
- I found the bow.Copy !req
542. A blue bow.Copy !req
543. I need a blue bow.Copy !req
544. - Hi, Martin.Copy !req
545. Hi, Clifford.Copy !req
546. - Hello, Miss Sarah Davis.Copy !req
547. I didn't know you were a teacher.Copy !req
548. Had I known I would've
brought you an apple.Copy !req
549. - What a charming thing to say.Copy !req
550. How very thoughtful.Copy !req
551. - I'm taking Clifford
to Dinosaur World.Copy !req
552. Then I've got a meeting with Ellis.Copy !req
553. This deadline is really
closing in on me.Copy !req
554. Well, it'll be okay.Copy !req
555. Your ideas are great.Copy !req
556. - Yeah.Copy !req
557. Come on, Clifford.Copy !req
558. - But you have
to admit it's a little oddCopy !req
559. that this daycare center's
been here for over six monthsCopy !req
560. and Mr. Ellis hasn't even had
the decency to drop in.Copy !req
561. Not even once.
- I'm sure he hates kids.Copy !req
562. I mean, he's definitely an odd guy.Copy !req
563. What really makes
me nervous about himCopy !req
564. is if I don't talk fastCopy !req
565. enough he snaps
his fingers at me.Copy !req
566. - What a creep.Copy !req
567. Oh, God.Copy !req
568. And I hear he's a complete womanizerCopy !req
569. and he's obsessed with himself.Copy !req
570. And you know that's supposedCopy !req
571. to be a wig that he's wearing.Copy !req
572. - Get outta here!
- Yes!Copy !req
573. - Ellis wears a rug?Copy !req
574. Oh, he's gotta be the creepiest guy.Copy !req
575. - Hi, Martin.
- Oh, Mr. Ellis, how are you?Copy !req
576. - Thanks for coming in.
- Good to see you, Sir.Copy !req
577. - Now, I don't believe we've met.Copy !req
578. - Oh, this is Miss Sarah—Copy !req
579. - Sarah Davis, of course,
I'm well aware.Copy !req
580. I'm just proud to have the opportunityCopy !req
581. to thank you for the wonderful
job you've done.Copy !req
582. - Oh, thank you.Copy !req
583. - Well, isn't that impressive?Copy !req
584. That is really—
- Okay.Copy !req
585. Now, I don't think there's
anything more meaningfulCopy !req
586. to me than the welfare
of our employees.Copy !req
587. - Is it over?
- Whoa!Copy !req
588. - This is my nephew, Clifford.Copy !req
589. Say hello to my boss, Mr. Ellis.Copy !req
590. Oh,
isn't he a cute little fella.Copy !req
591. Hi, sonny.
- Yeah.Copy !req
592. - Good morning, Mr. Ellis.Copy !req
593. My, that's the bestest
looking wig I've ever seen.Copy !req
594. - Oh, no, no, no.Copy !req
595. That's not a wig, Cliff, please.Copy !req
596. - You said it was a wig.
- No, no, no I didn't.Copy !req
597. - You called it a rug, too.
- No, no, no, no.Copy !req
598. You misunderstood me, son.
- He did.Copy !req
599. - I never said you wore a wig, Sir.Copy !req
600. - Good, good.Copy !req
601. What are you looking at?Copy !req
602. - No, no, I, you know.
- It's not a wig.Copy !req
603. - I know that, Sir,
come on, are you kidding?Copy !req
604. - It's not a rug either.Copy !req
605. Let's not worry about that all right?Copy !req
606. - Right, don't worry about that.Copy !req
607. - Well, I guess you and I have
a lot of work to do, huh?Copy !req
608. - Yes, Sir.Copy !req
609. - But I was wondering one thing.Copy !req
610. If later on, would it be okay
if I gave you a call?Copy !req
611. - Sure, sure.Copy !req
612. Me?
- No, her.Copy !req
613. - My fiance?Copy !req
614. - There's something I would,
I'd really loveCopy !req
615. to talk to you about it.Copy !req
616. - Oh, well, that'd be fine.Copy !req
617. Okay.Copy !req
618. Well, goodbye Sir.Copy !req
619. - Charming.Copy !req
620. - You want me to redesign
the entire model in two days?Copy !req
621. - Look, the bottom line is you'veCopy !req
622. got to move the train line.Copy !req
623. - What?
- Yeah, two miles.Copy !req
624. - Oh—
- South.Copy !req
625. - That's impossible!Copy !req
626. That'll put the train line...Copy !req
627. And that's right
for the Sepulveda Dam.Copy !req
628. - Hm, that's not good.Copy !req
629. Well, you'll come up with something.Copy !req
630. You'll hold up for a few daysCopy !req
631. and drink a lotta coffee and blah,
blah, blah.Copy !req
632. And you bein' the true
professional that I know you are,Copy !req
633. I know you'll hit
another home run for usCopy !req
634. just like you always do.Copy !req
635. You all right?Copy !req
636. - No.Copy !req
637. Good man.Copy !req
638. - Absolutely right fellas.
- Yes, Sir.Copy !req
639. - If you're a visitor,
would you do me a favor?Copy !req
640. Would you enter
your visitor card number?Copy !req
641. Clifford!Copy !req
642. - Hello, Uncle Martin.Copy !req
643. Are we ready to go
to Dinosaur World now?Copy !req
644. - Clifford, I've got some bad news.Copy !req
645. I can't take you right now!Copy !req
646. - Turn back, Uncle Martin!Copy !req
647. The freeway to Dinosaur
World is back there!Copy !req
648. - Let go, you're gonna make us crash!Copy !req
649. - Then so be it!Copy !req
650. Stephen, make it all better somehow.Copy !req
651. - Get ahold of yourself!Copy !req
652. You're out of control!Copy !req
653. What, what?Copy !req
654. - A whole gang of chocolate.Copy !req
655. I need it badly.Copy !req
656. - Jesus!Copy !req
657. Okay, all right, okay.Copy !req
658. Wait, one minute.Copy !req
659. I'll be right back.Copy !req
660. Don't breathe.Copy !req
661. Just hold on.Copy !req
662. Okay.Copy !req
663. - Okay, kids.Copy !req
664. Next stop, Dinosaur World!Copy !req
665. Who's excited?
- Yay!Copy !req
666. Sorry, Dad,
I have to go to the bathroom.Copy !req
667. - Come on, hurry up.Copy !req
668. - What do you mean
you're out of chocolate?Copy !req
669. How can that be?Copy !req
670. - Everybody wants chocolate,
I'm out of chocolate.Copy !req
671. - I need chocolate!Copy !req
672. - All right, all right.Copy !req
673. I might have an Easter
bunny left over in the fridge.Copy !req
674. - Get me the bunny!Copy !req
675. - Thanks for makin'
us all late ya little dork.Copy !req
676. - Clifford?Copy !req
677. Clifford?Copy !req
678. Where did you get those clothes?Copy !req
679. - This kid bought my dinosaur costume.Copy !req
680. - What's the matter with you?Copy !req
681. Are you crazy?Copy !req
682. What are you doing?Copy !req
683. I'm terribly sorry!Copy !req
684. - Where's my son?Copy !req
685. - The last time I saw him,Copy !req
686. he was counting the moneyCopy !req
687. that he was given in the men's room.Copy !req
688. - You pervert!Copy !req
689. - Ow, my ear!Copy !req
690. You hit my ear!Copy !req
691. - Tell me where he is!Copy !req
692. - Mom, I'm over here!Copy !req
693. - Oh, Kevin!Copy !req
694. You're all right.Copy !req
695. What in the world is...Copy !req
696. - So, any luck with that chocolate?Copy !req
697. - "Any luck with that chocolate?Copy !req
698. Any luck with that chocolate?"Copy !req
699. Bad boy, Clifford, bad boy!Copy !req
700. I don't know what to say to you.Copy !req
701. I'm shocked.Copy !req
702. You could have given that child's
parents a heart attack.Copy !req
703. If they press charges,
you could end up in prison.Copy !req
704. And the wasted time.Copy !req
705. I happen to be very busy young man.Copy !req
706. The entire city of Los
Angeles is relyingCopy !req
707. on me for public transit.Copy !req
708. My boss is breathing down my neck.Copy !req
709. That was so
embarrassing with Mr. Ellis.Copy !req
710. Please don't ever tell someone
that they have a nice wig.Copy !req
711. - I said it was the bestest
looking wig I ever saw.Copy !req
712. It was a compliment.Copy !req
713. - He says he doesn't wear a wigCopy !req
714. and a person doesn't take itCopy !req
715. as a compliment if you say,
"Nice wig."Copy !req
716. - But I didn't say nice wig,
Uncle Martin.Copy !req
717. I said, "Bestest looking wig."Copy !req
718. I believe there is a difference.Copy !req
719. - How is it that you're
such an authority on wigs?Copy !req
720. - Because my teacher,
Mr. Cavanaugh wears a wig.Copy !req
721. And he lets us play
with it at recess sometimes.Copy !req
722. - Your teacher lets
you play with his wig?Copy !req
723. - Frisbee.Copy !req
724. - Miss Gathercole,
the art teacher, borrows it as well.Copy !req
725. That would be for different reasons.Copy !req
726. - Let's just forget about the wig.Copy !req
727. But I've gotta punish you,Copy !req
728. and that means Dinosaur World is out.Copy !req
729. - I don't understand.Copy !req
730. - I've got a bombshell for you,
young man.Copy !req
731. I happen to be the boss in this houseCopy !req
732. and you cannot fight City Hall.Copy !req
733. - But surely Uncle Martin,
someone as wise and worldlyCopy !req
734. as you would realize
that breaking a little boy's promiseCopy !req
735. and then punishing him for itCopy !req
736. would be a terrible, terrible thing.Copy !req
737. I would imagine
that little boy wouldn'tCopy !req
738. be responsible
for what he was gonna do next.Copy !req
739. - See, now,
that sounds like a threat to meCopy !req
740. and I don't like threats.Copy !req
741. So, you're gonna spend
the rest of the day in your room.Copy !req
742. Now you march, young man.Copy !req
743. March.Copy !req
744. - It's not fair, Stephen.Copy !req
745. He was the one who broke his promiseCopy !req
746. and now I'm the one who's
being punished.Copy !req
747. It isn't fair.Copy !req
748. They're never fair.Copy !req
749. Well, I am gonna go to Dinosaur World.Copy !req
750. I don't care what he says.Copy !req
751. - Hello?Copy !req
752. - Hi, it's me.Copy !req
753. How was Dinosaur World?Copy !req
754. - Oh, I had to postpone it.Copy !req
755. Ellis hit me with about 100
changes to makeCopy !req
756. on the model in the next two days.Copy !req
757. - Oh, you poor thing.Copy !req
758. How's Clifford?Copy !req
759. He must be heartbroken.Copy !req
760. - Nah, he's fine.Copy !req
761. In fact, we're in the kitchen
right now making popcorn.Copy !req
762. Use a potholder, Cliffy.Copy !req
763. - So, I was calling about tonight.Copy !req
764. Tonight?Copy !req
765. - My parents' anniversary.Copy !req
766. Why, did you forget?Copy !req
767. - No, come on, are you kidding?Copy !req
768. I can't miss your parents'
anniversary party.Copy !req
769. - Okay.Copy !req
770. Well it's seven o'clock.Copy !req
771. I can't wait for my folks
to meet Clifford.Copy !req
772. See ya then.Copy !req
773. Bye.Copy !req
774. Bye.Copy !req
775. - Isn't that something, Stephen?Copy !req
776. Too busy for a boy's dream,Copy !req
777. but not too busy to go out to dinner.Copy !req
778. Punish you,
and that means Dinosaur World is out.Copy !req
779. That would be a mistake.Copy !req
780. I've got a bombshell
for you, young man.Copy !req
781. I happen to be the boss in this houseCopy !req
782. and you cannot fight City Hall.Copy !req
783. - Stephen, do you like Uncle Martin?Copy !req
784. - So do I.Copy !req
785. This is Martin Daniels.Copy !req
786. I've got a bomb.Copy !req
787. - Wow, is this house ever huge!Copy !req
788. Wow, Uncle Martin,
do they live in a hotel?Copy !req
789. - You're not still mad at meCopy !req
790. for grounding you, are you Clifford?Copy !req
791. - Of course not, Uncle Martin.Copy !req
792. Whatever would make you think that?Copy !req
793. - There they are.Copy !req
794. Now, Daddy, I want you to be
nice to Martin for me, okay?Copy !req
795. - Yeah, if I have to, honey.Copy !req
796. I've told you before,
I don't understandCopy !req
797. a man at his age
and still not married.Copy !req
798. - Hi, honey.
- Hi, Daddy,Copy !req
799. look it's Martin.Copy !req
800. Hi.Copy !req
801. - Congratulations, Sir.Copy !req
802. Happy anniversary and I hope
you have many, many more.Copy !req
803. - Daddy,
this is Martin's nephew, Clifford.Copy !req
804. - Well, now look at this big fella.Copy !req
805. Clifford is it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
806. - What do you want to be
when you grow up, Cliff?Copy !req
807. - A dinosaur.Copy !req
808. Do you like dinosaurs, Miss Sarah?Copy !req
809. - I adore dinosaurs.Copy !req
810. Hey, Clifford,
would you like a cup of punch?Copy !req
811. I would like that very much.Copy !req
812. - Martin, Bloody Mary?Copy !req
813. - Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
814. You have a most exceptional daughter,
Sir.Copy !req
815. - Thank you for letting me know.Copy !req
816. - Well, well you must be
havin' the time of your life.Copy !req
817. - Why do you say that, Miss Sarah?Copy !req
818. - Oh, getting to spend timeCopy !req
819. with your uncle
finally and everything.Copy !req
820. Oh, Uncle Martin.Copy !req
821. Dear, scary Uncle Martin.Copy !req
822. - Sarah!Copy !req
823. Hello darling.Copy !req
824. Oh, how fabulous you look.Copy !req
825. I always loveCopy !req
826. you in that dress.
- Coming right up.Copy !req
827. - It's new, Julia.Copy !req
828. - Oh, yes, of course it is.Copy !req
829. Oh, come and meet Roweejnee.Copy !req
830. He doesn't understandCopy !req
831. a word of English. - I'll be backCopy !req
832. in one second, Clifford.Copy !req
833. - Okie dokie.Copy !req
834. - Hi, Clifford.Copy !req
835. - Hi, Uncle Martin.Copy !req
836. - Have you seen Sarah?Copy !req
837. - She was taking off to meet
someone named RoweejneeCopy !req
838. by a lady who looks like this.Copy !req
839. What makes her face look like that,
Uncle Martin?Copy !req
840. - That's what they call a facelift.Copy !req
841. - What's a facelift?Copy !req
842. - Let's not shout so much.
- Oh, sorry.Copy !req
843. I believe your drinkCopy !req
844. is right there.
- Oh, thanks.Copy !req
845. Martin.Copy !req
846. - Oh, Mrs. Davis.Copy !req
847. - Oh!
- Aw!Copy !req
848. - Oh, I knew you'd come.Copy !req
849. Parker said you'd try to weaselCopy !req
850. out of it but I knew better.Copy !req
851. - Oh, not come to your
35th anniversary?Copy !req
852. That would be unthinkable.Copy !req
853. - Is this Clifford?Copy !req
854. - Yes, I believe it is me.Copy !req
855. - I'm Sarah's mother.Copy !req
856. I'm Annabelle.Copy !req
857. - If you're Miss Sarah's mother,Copy !req
858. you must be the most wonderful personCopy !req
859. in the whole wide world.Copy !req
860. - What a gorgeous, gorgeous child!Copy !req
861. Aw, mwah, mwah, mwah!
- Wait.Copy !req
862. Wait, no.Copy !req
863. Wait!Copy !req
864. I believe Uncle Martin would likeCopy !req
865. to offer you and toast on this
somewhat auspicious occasion.Copy !req
866. How sweet.Copy !req
867. - Parker, Sarah?Copy !req
868. Everybody, come on, gather 'round.Copy !req
869. Sarah's Martin is toasting.Copy !req
870. Come on quickly, quickly.
- Aw!Copy !req
871. Here we go.Copy !req
872. - It's a toast.Copy !req
873. - We, we, we raise our glasses.Copy !req
874. - Oh, wow.
- Wonderful.Copy !req
875. - First, to Parker Davis,Copy !req
876. the patriarch of the Davis family.Copy !req
877. For 35 years a, a, a devoted husbandCopy !req
878. and a loving, loving father.Copy !req
879. We love you very much, Sir.Copy !req
880. - Hear hear.Copy !req
881. - Hear hear.Copy !req
882. Cheers.Copy !req
883. - Next...Copy !req
884. - Aren't you gonna say something
nice about Sarah's mother?Copy !req
885. God damn it, Daniels,
get on with it.Copy !req
886. - Are you feeling okay, Martin?Copy !req
887. - Oh, would you excuse us?Copy !req
888. I just would like a word
with my nephew.Copy !req
889. - Yes, the paprika sauce
was the talk of the party.Copy !req
890. Pass it on.Copy !req
891. - You're tryin' to punish meCopy !req
892. because I haven't taken
you to Dinosaur World.Copy !req
893. - What do you mean,Copy !req
894. Uncle Martin?
- What do I mean?Copy !req
895. You put something in my drink.Copy !req
896. - In your drink?Copy !req
897. - In my drink, in my drink!Copy !req
898. I thought my mouth was gonna burn off!Copy !req
899. You think it's funny?Copy !req
900. No.Copy !req
901. It was funny, Uncle Martin, it was,Copy !req
902. because you made a toast.Copy !req
903. "Here's to Parker Davis.Copy !req
904. We love you, Sir."Copy !req
905. And then you held up the drink.Copy !req
906. Everyone was staring and saying,
"What a goof!"Copy !req
907. And then you ran
over to the punch bowl.Copy !req
908. - You see when,
when you are looking at the baseball,Copy !req
909. look at it!
- Yes.Copy !req
910. - Hit it, hit it.
- Oh, I get it.Copy !req
911. - Keep your eye on it.
- I see now.Copy !req
912. - Keep your eye on the ball!Copy !req
913. - It's tricky to remember
all the facts.Copy !req
914. - Oh, so.Copy !req
915. All right?Copy !req
916. Okay?Copy !req
917. - You good, good.
- Yes.Copy !req
918. Yes.Copy !req
919. - They're starting
to serve dinner now.Copy !req
920. - Dinner is served.Copy !req
921. - Oh, hungry boy am I.Copy !req
922. Clifford, maybe you'd like
to go wash your hands.Copy !req
923. - Goodbye, Captain.Copy !req
924. - You'd tell me if you were havingCopy !req
925. a nervous breakdown wouldn't you?Copy !req
926. Nervous breakdown.Copy !req
927. - He says he wants me
to fly to San FranciscoCopy !req
928. with him tomorrow to open
a new daycare center.Copy !req
929. - What did you say?Copy !req
930. - I said yes.Copy !req
931. Well, it's only for one night.Copy !req
932. - You're spending the night
in San Francisco with Ellis?Copy !req
933. Well, he is my boss.Copy !req
934. What was I supposed to say, no?Copy !req
935. What is wrong with you tonight?Copy !req
936. - Clifford, what are you doing?Copy !req
937. - I'm sorry, Uncle Martin.Copy !req
938. I just wanted to borrow
your lip thingy stuff.Copy !req
939. My lips are somewhat parched.Copy !req
940. - You can't just put your handCopy !req
941. into somebody's pocket and no,
you cannot borrow it.Copy !req
942. It's not sanitary.Copy !req
943. - Whatever you say, Uncle Martin.Copy !req
944. - Here are your pickles, Sir.Copy !req
945. - Oh, thank you ever so kindly, Sir.Copy !req
946. - What a nice,
polite young man you are.Copy !req
947. - He said that even though you tendCopy !req
948. to be a bit of a worrywart
that he has every confidenceCopy !req
949. you'll come through in the end.Copy !req
950. - Oh, and if I do maybe he'll take meCopy !req
951. to San Francisco for the night, too.Copy !req
952. - Just because I'm in a good
mood and you're not,Copy !req
953. you just can't stand it can you?Copy !req
954. - I can stand it.Copy !req
955. - Just forget it.Copy !req
956. It's been paying on
for about six months.Copy !req
957. Well I'd certainly love one.Copy !req
958. Thank you.Copy !req
959. See I made the dog...Copy !req
960. - You look wonderful.
- God, this is good.Copy !req
961. I was born
to.Copy !req
962. Nonsense.Copy !req
963. Nonsense.Copy !req
964. - Hi.Copy !req
965. Well, it's true.Copy !req
966. Thank you.Copy !req
967. - What the hell do
you think you're doing?Copy !req
968. - Oh, Martin, you are hysterical!Copy !req
969. - Go like this.Copy !req
970. - Martin, go to the bathroom
and wipe it off.Copy !req
971. - There's a bathroom
on the second floor, Madam.Copy !req
972. Are you Martin Daniels?Copy !req
973. - Yes.Copy !req
974. - May I spend the night at your house,
Miss Sarah?Copy !req
975. - Oh, I—Copy !req
976. - Madam, come quickly, please.Copy !req
977. - You're making a terrible mistake.Copy !req
978. This is an anniversary party.Copy !req
979. Stop this!Copy !req
980. I have a fiance—Copy !req
981. I'm Miss Davis' fiance!Copy !req
982. - Martin?Copy !req
983. - Sorry, ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
984. We are police officers.Copy !req
985. Don't be alarmed.Copy !req
986. This gentleman is suspected
of planting an explosive device.Copy !req
987. - What?Copy !req
988. No, no!Copy !req
989. I'm with the city!Copy !req
990. Let's go.Copy !req
991. - I'm designing
a public transit systemCopy !req
992. for the entire city
- This is a mistake!Copy !req
993. - of Los Angeles!Copy !req
994. I have a fiance!
- Honestly, this is insane!Copy !req
995. You've made some sort
of horrible mistake.Copy !req
996. - We don't think so, Ma'am.Copy !req
997. - Oh, please!Copy !req
998. - Well, it's not as
if I didn't warn her.Copy !req
999. - Oh, but wait.Copy !req
1000. - Uncle Martin!Copy !req
1001. No!Copy !req
1002. - Oh, this is just awful.Copy !req
1003. - In the name of all that's holy,
somebody help my uncle.Copy !req
1004. He's an innocent man I tell you!Copy !req
1005. An innocent man.Copy !req
1006. Mission accomplished, friend.Copy !req
1007. - Now why don't you
just make things easierCopy !req
1008. on everybody and tell us
where the bomb is hidden.Copy !req
1009. - What are you talking about?Copy !req
1010. Do I look like someone that wouldCopy !req
1011. put a bomb under City Hall?Copy !req
1012. I know what you're tryin' to do.Copy !req
1013. You're tryin' to get a confession outCopy !req
1014. of me by grilling me
under these hot lights.Copy !req
1015. - Sorry.Copy !req
1016. - Well, now I can't see anything.Copy !req
1017. That's...Copy !req
1018. Is that better?Copy !req
1019. - It, it...Copy !req
1020. Look, I don't wanna
make this about lighting.Copy !req
1021. Let's just move on with it.Copy !req
1022. - You wanted to get caught.Copy !req
1023. You were the one who called us!Copy !req
1024. - What?Copy !req
1025. - Yeah.Copy !req
1026. - Hi, this is Martin Daniels.Copy !req
1027. I'm not home right now,Copy !req
1028. but I've got a bomb under City Hall.Copy !req
1029. Talk to you later.Copy !req
1030. Oh, wait, no, no.Copy !req
1031. This is part of my answering
machine message.Copy !req
1032. This is a prank!Copy !req
1033. This is a joke.Copy !req
1034. You don't have to believe me.Copy !req
1035. Call my home, call my home.Copy !req
1036. Here.Copy !req
1037. Speaker's on.Copy !req
1038. Hi, this is Clifford.Copy !req
1039. I can't tell you where
my Uncle Martin is right now,Copy !req
1040. but I'll give you a hint.Copy !req
1041. Kaboom!Copy !req
1042. - Clifford?Copy !req
1043. Oh, I'm sorry,
I didn't mean to scare you!Copy !req
1044. - Morning, Miss Sarah.Copy !req
1045. Whew, you're all dressed up
to go dreamingCopy !req
1046. and don't tell me I'm wrong.Copy !req
1047. - Oh, thank you.Copy !req
1048. I didn't hear you get up.Copy !req
1049. - I've been up since five.Copy !req
1050. I don't sleep as much
as one might assume.Copy !req
1051. - Well, I see you
found something to eat.Copy !req
1052. - Hi.Copy !req
1053. It's the jailbird.Copy !req
1054. Oh, Martin,
I've been so worried.Copy !req
1055. - You've been worried?Copy !req
1056. There he is.Copy !req
1057. Hi, Clifford, you okay?Copy !req
1058. - Hi, Uncle Martin.Copy !req
1059. How was your stay in penitentiary?Copy !req
1060. Did you meet
any interesting hoodlums?Copy !req
1061. - So what happened?Copy !req
1062. Are you really in trouble?Copy !req
1063. - Oh, wait 'til you hear this.Copy !req
1064. I've told you about Larry Gold, right?Copy !req
1065. - No.Copy !req
1066. - You know Larry Gold,
Mr. Practical Jokes?Copy !req
1067. The whole thing was a set up.Copy !req
1068. Oh no, I don't believe
what I'm hearing.Copy !req
1069. - I don't believe
what I'm hearing either.Copy !req
1070. - Oh honey, be careful
how you eat your cereal.Copy !req
1071. Use a napkin.Copy !req
1072. This boy and his cereal.Copy !req
1073. - So explain to me what happened.Copy !req
1074. - Larry gold tapes
my answering machine message,Copy !req
1075. then he tapes a conversation
with me on the phone,Copy !req
1076. he edits the two of them together,Copy !req
1077. the police play it for me
and I think I'm going insane.Copy !req
1078. - That's sick.Copy !req
1079. - It gets better.Copy !req
1080. The two cops who arrested meCopy !req
1081. at the party are Larry's cousins.Copy !req
1082. - No!Copy !req
1083. Oh, now, I don't think
that's funny at all.Copy !req
1084. - I didn't either and then I sat downCopy !req
1085. and I started thinking
about it and I got to laughing.Copy !req
1086. - It is funny.Copy !req
1087. - Those guys are certifiable.Copy !req
1088. Tell me about it.Copy !req
1089. - Oh God, I'm so relieved.Copy !req
1090. Oh, now, Clifford, see?Copy !req
1091. Didn't I tell you that everything
would be just fine?Copy !req
1092. - Yes, you did.Copy !req
1093. But I don't like those men,
Miss Sarah.Copy !req
1094. They're liars and everybody knowsCopy !req
1095. that liars eventually get caught.Copy !req
1096. That's right
you little peckerhead.Copy !req
1097. - Okay, I'll see you tomorrowCopy !req
1098. and try to get some sleep, Martin.Copy !req
1099. You look exhausted.Copy !req
1100. - Yeah.Copy !req
1101. I got a lotta work to catch up with.Copy !req
1102. Listen, I'm sorry I was suchCopy !req
1103. a jerk about your trip with Ellis.Copy !req
1104. - Oh, I know sweetheart, I know.Copy !req
1105. Okay, so I'm gonna be
stayin' at the Wimberton Hotel,Copy !req
1106. so you can phone
my suite every five minutes.Copy !req
1107. - You have a suite?Copy !req
1108. - Yes.Copy !req
1109. Bye, Clifford.Copy !req
1110. Try to make sure
by the time I get backCopy !req
1111. your Uncle's not
workin' on a chain gang.Copy !req
1112. - That's very good, that's very good.Copy !req
1113. - Okay, bye.Copy !req
1114. - Bye.Copy !req
1115. - Bye.Copy !req
1116. Bye bye.Copy !req
1117. Bye.Copy !req
1118. - Bye.
- Get in the car.Copy !req
1119. I am now out on bail.Copy !req
1120. Are you listening to me?Copy !req
1121. Are you?Copy !req
1122. - Yes, I am.Copy !req
1123. - I have a criminal record.Copy !req
1124. But you know what you're gonna have?Copy !req
1125. - What?Copy !req
1126. - You're gonna have a one way
ticket back to your parents.Copy !req
1127. - Don't send me back to my parents.Copy !req
1128. They hate me!Copy !req
1129. - Not as much as I do!Copy !req
1130. Oh, stop with the fake tears.Copy !req
1131. - I'm not faking.Copy !req
1132. I am sorry.Copy !req
1133. I'll admit anything,
just don't send me back to my parents.Copy !req
1134. I'll even tell Miss Sarah
that I was the oneCopy !req
1135. who put the lipstick in your pocket,
which I didn't.Copy !req
1136. It was her father who did it!Copy !req
1137. He wanted to embarrass you!Copy !req
1138. He said that you were
a simple minded moron.Copy !req
1139. - Sarah's father called me a moron?Copy !req
1140. - A simple minded moron.Copy !req
1141. - And Sarah's father put
the lipstick in my pocket?Copy !req
1142. - Yes.Copy !req
1143. - Why would he do that?Copy !req
1144. - 'Cause he hates you.Copy !req
1145. I don't know why.Copy !req
1146. I certainly think you're
a nice enough sort.Copy !req
1147. - I suppose that Sarah's
father also putCopy !req
1148. the hot sauce in my drink?Copy !req
1149. - That I don't know.Copy !req
1150. - You don't?
- No.Copy !req
1151. - You don't?
- No.Copy !req
1152. - You don't?
- No.Copy !req
1153. - You have no idea who did that?Copy !req
1154. - I would suspect the bartender.Copy !req
1155. - Oh, you would suspectCopy !req
1156. the bartender.
- Theory, just.Copy !req
1157. - Well, you know,
I would suspect someone else!Copy !req
1158. Now who could that be?Copy !req
1159. - If you are about to say
what I think you're about to say,Copy !req
1160. then I don't wanna hear it,Copy !req
1161. because Sarah Davis loves you,
Uncle Martin.Copy !req
1162. She wouldn't do that.Copy !req
1163. Oh, she has problems with youCopy !req
1164. but every relationship
goes through that.Copy !req
1165. Oh you're...Copy !req
1166. You don't think it was me?Copy !req
1167. Oh, Uncle Martin!Copy !req
1168. - Stop!Copy !req
1169. And I had to be
made naked in the jail!Copy !req
1170. I was strip searched!Copy !req
1171. I was humiliated!Copy !req
1172. - I know, I'm sorry.Copy !req
1173. I'm sorry that I made the tape.Copy !req
1174. Oh, God it was wrong, Uncle Martin.Copy !req
1175. Why did I do it?Copy !req
1176. Why?Copy !req
1177. I think I know why.Copy !req
1178. Because I was so angry
at you for having promisedCopy !req
1179. that you would take
me to Dinosaur WorldCopy !req
1180. and then breaking that promise,
Uncle Martin!Copy !req
1181. - What is it with you
and Dinosaur World?Copy !req
1182. It's a sick thing.Copy !req
1183. You're obsessed
with this Dinosaur World.Copy !req
1184. - I believe that Dinosaur
World is the only placeCopy !req
1185. where a boy like me can be happy.Copy !req
1186. - Listen to me, listen to me!Copy !req
1187. Shut up a minute.Copy !req
1188. Listen!Copy !req
1189. Shut up.Copy !req
1190. Will you listen to me?
- Yes.Copy !req
1191. - Will you listen to me?
- I'm listening.Copy !req
1192. - All right, all right.Copy !req
1193. Don't put the dinosaur
on me like that.Copy !req
1194. Just leave the dinosaur over there.Copy !req
1195. Just leave the dinosaur
over there like that.Copy !req
1196. I'm trying to tell you something.Copy !req
1197. When I...Copy !req
1198. When I was a little boy...Copy !req
1199. You know, you touch the dinosaur,
I'm gonna kill you.Copy !req
1200. - Stephen wanted to stand here—Copy !req
1201. - Give me the dinosaur, give it!Copy !req
1202. I'll rip it's head off!Copy !req
1203. Give it to me.Copy !req
1204. God Almighty, boy!Copy !req
1205. Now listen to me!Copy !req
1206. I'm trying to tell you
something to help you.Copy !req
1207. Clifford,
I'm trying to tell you somethingCopy !req
1208. about when I was a little boy growingCopy !req
1209. up in Chicago, all right?Copy !req
1210. - Yes.Copy !req
1211. - There was a great
amusement park called Riverview.Copy !req
1212. Did your father tell you about it?Copy !req
1213. - Yes.Copy !req
1214. - I thought that was the only placeCopy !req
1215. where a boy like me could be happy,Copy !req
1216. but my father never took me there,Copy !req
1217. and then one day they tore it downCopy !req
1218. before I ever got to go there.Copy !req
1219. I understand how you feel, Clifford.Copy !req
1220. - You do?Copy !req
1221. Yes.Copy !req
1222. - Does it ever get
easier my Uncle Martin?Copy !req
1223. - Not really.Copy !req
1224. All right, now listen to me.Copy !req
1225. Listen to me.Copy !req
1226. Here's the deal.Copy !req
1227. You go to your room,
write a confessionCopy !req
1228. that I will take to the police,Copy !req
1229. and I will not send you
back to your parents,Copy !req
1230. and you tell Sarah that you
and I are the best of friends.Copy !req
1231. - And we are, aren't we?Copy !req
1232. - Shut up.Copy !req
1233. But if you even look at me funny,Copy !req
1234. if you do one thing that I find weird,Copy !req
1235. which is like, your middle name...Copy !req
1236. See now, you're doin' it right now.Copy !req
1237. Can you just act like a human
boy for one minute here?Copy !req
1238. Look at me like a person.Copy !req
1239. You can't do it for more than a few...Copy !req
1240. Look at me like a human boy.Copy !req
1241. Don't mess around with me.Copy !req
1242. You're gonna be back on that plane.Copy !req
1243. You understand me?Copy !req
1244. - I understand that I love you.Copy !req
1245. - All right, all right,
all right, let it go, let it go.Copy !req
1246. Let it go.Copy !req
1247. - Stephen walked back.Copy !req
1248. Give me that, Clifford!Copy !req
1249. - He says, please don't hurt him.Copy !req
1250. He's the only one left in his family.Copy !req
1251. - All right, you know something?Copy !req
1252. Take the dinosaur and go
to your room with the,Copy !req
1253. I don't want the dinosaur.Copy !req
1254. You take the dinosaur.Copy !req
1255. Go ahead, go head,
write your confession.Copy !req
1256. - Yes.Copy !req
1257. - Pretty soon there won't
be anyone left in his family.Copy !req
1258. Okay, I've got 20 hours.Copy !req
1259. I can do it if I don't panic.Copy !req
1260. Clifford, come on down
and get some lunch.Copy !req
1261. Clifford!Copy !req
1262. "My dearest Uncle Martin,Copy !req
1263. I have failed you in so many waysCopy !req
1264. that I decided to take the 1:45 trainCopy !req
1265. to San Francisco to try
to find Miss Sarah Davis.Copy !req
1266. I love you with all the love
I have in my little boy heart.Copy !req
1267. Clifford."Copy !req
1268. - My God, what have I done?Copy !req
1269. Clifford!Copy !req
1270. Clifford!Copy !req
1271. Clifford!Copy !req
1272. Have you seen this boy?Copy !req
1273. No, Sir.Copy !req
1274. Have you seen this boy?Copy !req
1275. - No, no, I haven't.Copy !req
1276. - Would you like a ham?Copy !req
1277. San Francisco.Copy !req
1278. - Hello?Copy !req
1279. - Who's this?Copy !req
1280. - This is Bryan, who's this?Copy !req
1281. - Who's house is this?Copy !req
1282. - It's the kid who's
throwin' the party.Copy !req
1283. I think his name is Clifford.Copy !req
1284. - Is Clifford there?Copy !req
1285. - No, actually last time I saw himCopy !req
1286. he was in the backyard
bashin' the shit out of a pinata.Copy !req
1287. He said we could use his houseCopy !req
1288. for the party if we took him
to Dinosaur World tomorrow.Copy !req
1289. Do you want me to get him?Copy !req
1290. - Oh, I'll get later.Copy !req
1291. Where you goin'?Copy !req
1292. - The airport.Copy !req
1293. Swing by the Wimberton Hotel.Copy !req
1294. Driver, let's just forget
about the hotel.Copy !req
1295. Let's go right to the airport.Copy !req
1296. What am I doin'?Copy !req
1297. Wait a minute, wait a minute,
stop the car, stop the car!Copy !req
1298. Buddy, buddy.Copy !req
1299. - I'll get out here.Copy !req
1300. What are you talkin' about?Copy !req
1301. Hey, don't get out here.
- Now.Copy !req
1302. You're gonna get hit.Copy !req
1303. - This is not just from me.Copy !req
1304. This is from all of us at the company.Copy !req
1305. Here, let me help you with it here.Copy !req
1306. I saw you eyeing it.Copy !req
1307. There you go.Copy !req
1308. Little tight.Copy !req
1309. You like it?Copy !req
1310. - Oh, I didn't know what to say.Copy !req
1311. It's very beautiful.Copy !req
1312. - What?Copy !req
1313. What's the matter?Copy !req
1314. - Nothing.Copy !req
1315. I'm so excited.Copy !req
1316. Just excited.Copy !req
1317. - I thought you would be.Copy !req
1318. I'd like to go to the ladies roomCopy !req
1319. and see how it looks on me.Copy !req
1320. - Okay.Copy !req
1321. - Okay.Copy !req
1322. So I'll be right back.Copy !req
1323. Excuse me.Copy !req
1324. What are you doing
spying on me like this?Copy !req
1325. - What am I doing, what are you doing?Copy !req
1326. What's with the necklace?Copy !req
1327. - He didn't give this necklace to me,Copy !req
1328. the whole company
gave this necklace to meCopy !req
1329. and anyway I have
- Oh, come on, you—Copy !req
1330. - no intention of actually keeping it.Copy !req
1331. You are such a baby.Copy !req
1332. Clifford should be babysittin' you.Copy !req
1333. - Oh no, thanks.Copy !req
1334. I prefer babysitters
who aren't affiliatedCopy !req
1335. with the Manson Family.Copy !req
1336. - What are you talking about?Copy !req
1337. Where is Clifford?Copy !req
1338. - Oh, don't worry about Clifford.Copy !req
1339. He'll be happy if you
gave him a ton of sugarCopy !req
1340. and a book about Hitler.Copy !req
1341. - What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
1342. - I mean, Clifford
is responsible for me being here.Copy !req
1343. He tricked me into coming
to San Francisco.Copy !req
1344. - Oh, come on now.Copy !req
1345. Why would he do that?Copy !req
1346. - Why would he do that?Copy !req
1347. Because he wanted to throw a party,Copy !req
1348. that's why he would do that.Copy !req
1349. You don't know the first
thing about Hitler, Clifford.Copy !req
1350. He's a lying, conniving,
evil little monster.Copy !req
1351. - You see, Martin?Copy !req
1352. That is the reason why you
and I can never get married.Copy !req
1353. If Clifford were your own son,Copy !req
1354. you'd be talkin'
about him this same way.Copy !req
1355. It was all a big act, wasn't it?Copy !req
1356. The special relationship
with Clifford, the loving uncle.Copy !req
1357. Well, let me tell you something.Copy !req
1358. You're a phony!Copy !req
1359. Believe me, I can spot
a phony a mile away.Copy !req
1360. - Excuse me honey, have you seenCopy !req
1361. a gray Collie dog around here?Copy !req
1362. - No, Ma'am, I haven't.Copy !req
1363. That's why I feel
sorry for you Martin,Copy !req
1364. 'cause you're just gonna end
up one very lonely old man.Copy !req
1365. Don't think you won't age.Copy !req
1366. You call me a lonely
old man and a phony.Copy !req
1367. - You creep!Copy !req
1368. No!Copy !req
1369. - Oh, I think you broke a rib.Copy !req
1370. - Oh, I'm gonna break more
than that if you try that again.Copy !req
1371. - Oh, don't do that.Copy !req
1372. - And as for this stupid thing whichCopy !req
1373. I had no intention
of keeping in the first place—Copy !req
1374. - No?Copy !req
1375. - No.Copy !req
1376. Don't think I don't
know what you're doingCopy !req
1377. with your romantic little dinnersCopy !req
1378. and your showering
me with gifts.Copy !req
1379. What is this thing, soldered on?Copy !req
1380. It's not funny, shut up.Copy !req
1381. - Lemme help.Copy !req
1382. - No!Copy !req
1383. Thanks but no thanks.Copy !req
1384. Aw, honey.Copy !req
1385. If you think this threatened
little high school virgin actCopy !req
1386. is turnin' me off,Copy !req
1387. you're wrong.Copy !req
1388. - Oh God!Copy !req
1389. Oh my God, it's true!Copy !req
1390. - Put that back.Copy !req
1391. - No.Copy !req
1392. - Put that back on my head.Copy !req
1393. No.Copy !req
1394. - No, no!Copy !req
1395. No, you don't!Copy !req
1396. Not like that.Copy !req
1397. Oh, this isn't gonna work.Copy !req
1398. - Clifford!Copy !req
1399. Uncle Martin!Copy !req
1400. Clifford!Copy !req
1401. - Uncle Martin,
I am so glad you're here.Copy !req
1402. I got in a train to run away,Copy !req
1403. when a person tried to touch
my no-no special place.Copy !req
1404. And then when I got
back there were bikers hereCopy !req
1405. and they tied me up, Uncle Martin!Copy !req
1406. And then they told me stories
that they do on their bikes.Copy !req
1407. Some of them were fun,
but some of them were scary.Copy !req
1408. Hi, this is Clifford.Copy !req
1409. I can't tell you where my Uncle MartinCopy !req
1410. is right now but I'll give you a hint.Copy !req
1411. Hello?Copy !req
1412. - Clifford?Copy !req
1413. - Miss Sarah Davis?Copy !req
1414. - How are you?Copy !req
1415. - Not very good.Copy !req
1416. Why?Copy !req
1417. - Because Uncle Martin
is becoming nutty nuts.Copy !req
1418. He went away for the longest
time and when he came back,Copy !req
1419. he was like a crazy person.Copy !req
1420. - I know what you mean CliffordCopy !req
1421. but I think he's just overworked.Copy !req
1422. I'll get the first plane
home in the morningCopy !req
1423. and I'll see you then.Copy !req
1424. - I love you, Miss Sarah Davis.Copy !req
1425. - I love you too, Clifford.Copy !req
1426. - Oo, sometimes I scare myself.Copy !req
1427. Oh, aren't you a sight for sore eyes.Copy !req
1428. - Oh!
- Oh, Miss Sarah Davis,Copy !req
1429. my little mouth is parched
from my long night of bondage.Copy !req
1430. - You poor dear, darling.Copy !req
1431. Are you okay?Copy !req
1432. What has he done to you?Copy !req
1433. - I don't know.Copy !req
1434. - Why don't you ask him
how he got tied up like that.Copy !req
1435. Tell her about the bikers
and your day of no-no place.Copy !req
1436. - You stay away from him.Copy !req
1437. - And it wasn't Larry GoldCopy !req
1438. who made the bomb threat,
it was him!Copy !req
1439. - I don't know
what he's talking about.Copy !req
1440. Why is his face twisted so?Copy !req
1441. Martin, you need help.Copy !req
1442. - He's the one who needs help!Copy !req
1443. He's the one!Copy !req
1444. Good, take him away,
but don't blame meCopy !req
1445. when his head starts spinning around!Copy !req
1446. Watch out for the green vomit!Copy !req
1447. Oh, God!Copy !req
1448. Cassette.Copy !req
1449. My model cassette, where is it?Copy !req
1450. How did he get out?Copy !req
1451. Gee, I don't like him.Copy !req
1452. - We live in an age of gridlock.Copy !req
1453. Our projections for the year 2000Copy !req
1454. indicate that the average speedCopy !req
1455. is going to be five
- Where have you been?Copy !req
1456. to 20 miles an hour.
- You should've been hereCopy !req
1457. an hour ago.Copy !req
1458. I've been listening
to this idiot for...Copy !req
1459. What are you lookin' at?Copy !req
1460. - Nothin'.Copy !req
1461. - Good.Copy !req
1462. Did you make
the changes on the model?Copy !req
1463. - Yes, I made the changes
on the model.Copy !req
1464. - Yeah, yeah, but you didn't shave.Copy !req
1465. We got the entire press corps here.Copy !req
1466. You look like shit.Copy !req
1467. - I look like shit?Copy !req
1468. Yeah, well you look like,
Willie Nelson.Copy !req
1469. - Thank you.
- Good to see ya.Copy !req
1470. Ladies and gentlemen, at this time,Copy !req
1471. I'd like to introduce the man who wasCopy !req
1472. the chief designer of this
entire mass trans project.Copy !req
1473. Ladies and gentlemen,
Mr. Martin Daniels.Copy !req
1474. Marty, come on up here
you son of a gun.Copy !req
1475. Come on.Copy !req
1476. Come on.Copy !req
1477. They love you.Copy !req
1478. That's it.Copy !req
1479. Go get 'em.Copy !req
1480. - Thank you.Copy !req
1481. Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you very much.Copy !req
1482. I just wanna say that—Copy !req
1483. Look out!Copy !req
1484. - Congratulations, Clifford.Copy !req
1485. Brilliant.Copy !req
1486. - Who the hell
is responsible for this?Copy !req
1487. - I am.Copy !req
1488. - You're fired.Copy !req
1489. - Of course I am.Copy !req
1490. - By the way,
I happen to love Willie Nelson.Copy !req
1491. - I underestimated the evil one.Copy !req
1492. Oh, Clifford, what shall we do?Copy !req
1493. Whatever shall we do now?Copy !req
1494. Shut up!Copy !req
1495. There it is, Clifford.Copy !req
1496. Dinosaur World.Copy !req
1497. Are you happy?Copy !req
1498. - I say I'm the happiest boyCopy !req
1499. in the whole wide world,
Uncle Mental Case.Copy !req
1500. - I'm the mental case?Copy !req
1501. But you're the one
in the straight jacket.Copy !req
1502. - Yes, well I imagine when they putCopy !req
1503. you in yours they'll need
a much larger one, Sir.Copy !req
1504. - That's cute.Copy !req
1505. Hi, Mitchell.Copy !req
1506. Oh, hi Mr. Daniels.Copy !req
1507. - This little fella's just
crazy about dinosaurs.Copy !req
1508. I'd like to take him on a little tour.Copy !req
1509. I'll take full responsibility.Copy !req
1510. - Yes, Sir.Copy !req
1511. - And throw some light on the rex,
would ya?Copy !req
1512. - Okie dokie.Copy !req
1513. - Climb aboard, Clifford.Copy !req
1514. Are you excited, Clifford?Copy !req
1515. - Yes, 'cause this has always
been my dream, Uncle Martin.Copy !req
1516. - Yes, the same way as buildingCopy !req
1517. a transit system was always my dream.Copy !req
1518. - Why do you say was?Copy !req
1519. Has something happened to it?Copy !req
1520. - "Has something happened to it?"Copy !req
1521. We'll see how you feel aboutCopy !req
1522. your dream after being
on the ride for 10 hours.Copy !req
1523. - 10 hours?Copy !req
1524. Oo, I would imagine
I would like it even more!Copy !req
1525. - Then we'll see you
how you feel after 100 hours.Copy !req
1526. - Hello, I'm Teddy the Pterodactyl.Copy !req
1527. I'd turn back if I were you.Copy !req
1528. Larry is in a horrid mood.Copy !req
1529. Things haven't been going very wellCopy !req
1530. around here lately and—Copy !req
1531. Oh dear!Copy !req
1532. - You'd better get out
before it's too late.Copy !req
1533. Get out!Copy !req
1534. Save yourself!Copy !req
1535. No one has ever
wandered into Larry's lairCopy !req
1536. and lived to tell the tale.Copy !req
1537. - Oh boy, you're big.Copy !req
1538. Use your laser.Copy !req
1539. It's the only chance of surviving.Copy !req
1540. - Lady Luck, you owe me.Copy !req
1541. Stephen, we did it!Copy !req
1542. We killed that big lug!Copy !req
1543. Bravo!Copy !req
1544. And don't forget
our new frozen yogurt bar!Copy !req
1545. - Was that scary?Copy !req
1546. - That was so much fun.Copy !req
1547. By the way, how many years
do you think you'll getCopy !req
1548. for kidnapping me
Uncle 10 Most Wanted?Copy !req
1549. - Life.Copy !req
1550. Let's go a little faster shall we?Copy !req
1551. - Yes!Copy !req
1552. - Was that scary?Copy !req
1553. - Not at all.Copy !req
1554. A thought occurred to me.Copy !req
1555. Do you think that Miss Sarah
and Mr. Ellis perhapsCopy !req
1556. would name their first child Martin?Copy !req
1557. - That is so cute.Copy !req
1558. You know, Clifford, I really shouldn'tCopy !req
1559. put this in hyper drive,Copy !req
1560. but I just can't seem
to help myself.Copy !req
1561. Oh well.Copy !req
1562. - Oh boy!Copy !req
1563. - Hello, I'm Terry the Pterodactyl.Copy !req
1564. I'm Terry the Pterodactyl.Copy !req
1565. I'd turn back if I were you,Copy !req
1566. I'd turn back if I were you.Copy !req
1567. - Someone, help!Copy !req
1568. Uncle Martin, save me!Copy !req
1569. Uncle Martin?Copy !req
1570. - I'm thinking it over.Copy !req
1571. - Please, I'm scared.Copy !req
1572. - Well, I'm scared of what might
happen if I save you!Copy !req
1573. I mean, maybe I should do mankindCopy !req
1574. a tremendous favor
and let that dinosaur eat you.Copy !req
1575. I mean, who knows
what horrors you might unleash.Copy !req
1576. What if you got your hands
on some plutonium?Copy !req
1577. "I just made the bestest nuclear bombCopy !req
1578. in the whole wide world."Copy !req
1579. - Uncle Martin!Copy !req
1580. Take my hand.Copy !req
1581. Come on.Copy !req
1582. - Help me, please.Copy !req
1583. - Come on, come on.Copy !req
1584. - I'm sorry.Copy !req
1585. - No, no, Clifford, don't, don't.Copy !req
1586. I don't wanna hug you.Copy !req
1587. I can't imagine anyone
ever wanting to hug you.Copy !req
1588. - But I really am sorry.Copy !req
1589. - You really are sorry?Copy !req
1590. You know, sorrow is
a human emotion,Copy !req
1591. but as we know,
you're not a human boy.Copy !req
1592. You're just this destructive thing.Copy !req
1593. Eventually, everyone just
gets to hate you.Copy !req
1594. Let's go.Copy !req
1595. - If that's what you feel,Copy !req
1596. why should I go with you then?Copy !req
1597. - Then don't go with me.Copy !req
1598. It's your choice.Copy !req
1599. - For the first time in my life,
I felt very confused.Copy !req
1600. I had thought that I didn't careCopy !req
1601. how Uncle Martin felt about me,
but I was wrong,Copy !req
1602. and his words had devastated me.Copy !req
1603. And I thought I was so clever.Copy !req
1604. And yet, I hadn't figured
out until that moment,Copy !req
1605. that if you destroy everyoneCopy !req
1606. who stands in the way of your dreams,Copy !req
1607. then you end up alone
with no dreams at all.Copy !req
1608. - Is that what's gonna happen to me?Copy !req
1609. - You?Copy !req
1610. No.Copy !req
1611. You're much too intelligent for that.Copy !req
1612. - Did your uncle ever forgive you?Copy !req
1613. - I begged him to.Copy !req
1614. I sent him over 287
letters of apology,Copy !req
1615. all of them returned unopened.Copy !req
1616. You're improving, Lofty.Copy !req
1617. - Whatever became of his girlfriend?Copy !req
1618. - Miss Sarah Davis.Copy !req
1619. Well, one day out of the blue,Copy !req
1620. which is an expression
we used to use back then,Copy !req
1621. I received a phone call from her,Copy !req
1622. with the bestest request
in the whole wide world.Copy !req
1623. Uncle Martin had forgiven me,Copy !req
1624. and that single act
of kindness changed my life.Copy !req
1625. - Thank you, Father.Copy !req
1626. - You're welcome, Roger.Copy !req
1627. - Hey, Father?Copy !req
1628. You were some kid.Copy !req
1629. I'd really have to go a long
way to match you, but I won't.Copy !req
1630. Why is that, son?Copy !req
1631. - I want people to like me.Copy !req
1632. - How you gonna do that, Roger?Copy !req
1633. - I'm gonna write
287 letters of apology.Copy !req
1634. - See you next week, Father.Copy !req
1635. - Bye bye.Copy !req
1636. Mission accomplished, old friend.Copy !req