1. 'Attention! Attention!
We have a situation on sub-level 3.Copy !req
2. 'A situation on sub-level 3.Copy !req
3. 'All personnel, please report
to emergency stations.Copy !req
4. 'All personnel,
report to emergency stations.'Copy !req
5. (Man) What are we gonna do, sir?
What are we gonna do?Copy !req
6. Danger?
There's no danger, governor.Copy !req
7. We have the situation well in hand.Copy !req
8. How bad was the leakage?Copy !req
9. Radioactive water is leaking
from sub-level 3.Copy !req
10. - It could contaminate the whole town.
- That's not so bad.Copy !req
11. Block off the area,
scrub it down, just to be safe.Copy !req
12. But sir, if we could just shut down
for 48 hours...Copy !req
13. Shut down? They'll investigate us.Copy !req
14. The EPA, the NRC...Copy !req
15. Not to mention the PTA on my ass
for the next six years. Are you insane?Copy !req
16. - But sir, I think that...
- I don't give a wet fart what you think.Copy !req
17. This plant stays open.Copy !req
18. I If you think so much of himCopy !req
19. Why don't you run back to him?Copy !req
20. When I hear you call his nameCopy !req
21. It just doesn't feel the sameCopy !req
22. If you need more than I can giveCopy !req
23. If you need something
that I can't deliverCopy !req
24. I Turn around before it's too lateCopy !req
25. Believers shouldn't hesitateCopy !req
26. I had my chance - I couldn't seeCopy !req
27. Oh, oh, oh, oh,
emotional refugee...Copy !req
28. Shut up!Copy !req
29. Where's Eddie Harold?Copy !req
30. Oh, he told me to tell you he was sick.Copy !req
31. Well? Do you know
what's wrong with him?Copy !req
32. Yeah, he's sick of this class.Copy !req
33. You wouldn't be laughing so hard
if you knew what kind of grades you madeCopy !req
34. from those papers
you handed in yesterday.Copy !req
35. The only person who put any effort
into his project is Dewey...Copy !req
36. to whom I gave an A+.Copy !req
37. 'Can I have
your attention, please.'Copy !req
38. This is a routine
nuclear emergency evacuation drill.Copy !req
39. In case of an accident
at the nearby nuclear power plant,Copy !req
40. 'we have to be able to evacuate
the school quickly and efficiently.Copy !req
41. 'So, teachers, line up your students
next to the door,Copy !req
42. 'until a hall manager
can escort them out to the bus.'Copy !req
43. All right, class, line up by the door.Copy !req
44. So, how are things going with Chrissy,
if you know what I mean?Copy !req
45. Hey, Dewey,
get your hands off of me, OK?Copy !req
46. - So, how are things going, man?
- What are you talking about?Copy !req
47. I mean, are you ever
gonna get in her pants?Copy !req
48. Dewey! Dewey!Copy !req
49. Will you get your hands off of me!Copy !req
50. Fight, fight, fight...Copy !req
51. Dewey, I hope
it wasn't something I said.Copy !req
52. Dewey, Dewey, get off!Copy !req
53. Fight, fight, fight...Copy !req
54. Hold it!Copy !req
55. Dewey's dead!Copy !req
56. Well... that's one way
to evacuate the building.Copy !req
57. Nuke 'Em HighCopy !req
58. Nuke 'Em HighCopy !req
59. Nuke 'Em HighCopy !req
60. Nuke 'Em High... lCopy !req
61. Warren, look!Copy !req
62. What are they doing?Copy !req
63. I don't know. I guess
they must be taking radiation levels.Copy !req
64. It's better to be safe than sorry,Copy !req
65. especially after what happened
with Dewey.Copy !req
66. Outside of the classroom wallsCopy !req
67. I The geiger-counter tells it allCopy !req
68. Can't see or feel,
smell or tasteCopy !req
69. The remnants of nuclear wasteCopy !req
70. I I just really want to know... lCopy !req
71. Look, it's Paley.Copy !req
72. Is there a connection
between the suicideCopy !req
73. of the Tromaville high school student
yesterday and this plant?Copy !req
74. Don't be ridiculous.
Excuse me, please.Copy !req
75. What's going onCopy !req
76. At Nuke 'Em High?Copy !req
77. What's going on at
Nuke 'Em High? ICopy !req
78. So far we have found no connectionCopy !req
79. between an unfortunate student
and this facility.Copy !req
80. In fact, we have uncoveredCopy !req
81. that the victim had not one,
but two microwave ovens,Copy !req
82. which we believe
to be a contributing factor.Copy !req
83. - Hi, Warren.
- Hey, Chrissy. How was the bio test?Copy !req
84. Ugh! I got frog guts all over my shirt.Copy !req
85. Eugh!Copy !req
86. Hey, Warren! How's it hangin'?Copy !req
87. Eddie, come here.Copy !req
88. Unless you want Cathy here
to see your ears ripped off,Copy !req
89. I suggest you make with the hockey-stick
and get the fuck out of here, all right?Copy !req
90. Hey, don't worry!Copy !req
91. Cathy and I have some extra-curricular
activities to take care of.Copy !req
92. I'll see you later at the gym, huh?Copy !req
93. Hey! Down here, Cathy.Copy !req
94. - You wanna go in?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
95. You disgusting pig!Copy !req
96. Nuclear power is clean,
safe and efficient.Copy !req
97. The good citizens of Tromaville
depend on us.Copy !req
98. This plant will be here
long after most of you are gone.Copy !req
99. Hey, Chrissy, give me a hand.Copy !req
100. Greg! I can't believe any college
will take you next year!Copy !req
101. - You're so gross!
- Gross, huh?Copy !req
102. You should have seen the girl
I picked up in the video arcade Saturday.Copy !req
103. She was gross!
What a hairy ass!Copy !req
104. Yeah, speaking about gross,
what do you think about poor old Dewey?Copy !req
105. Yeah, I know!Copy !req
106. I mean, it's a shame -
the poor kid just went and flipped out.Copy !req
107. Who would have figured goody-goody
Dewey as a psycho?Copy !req
108. Yeah, I always thought
he was an ass-wipe, myself.Copy !req
109. I can't believe you guys.Copy !req
110. So, how do you explain
all the weird things going on around hereCopy !req
111. since the plant opened?Copy !req
112. Remember Mrs Brooks
losing all of her hairCopy !req
113. and breaking out in those
scutty-looking sores overnight.Copy !req
114. She looked better that way.Copy !req
115. Now, come on, guys, look.
I mean, Chrissy has a point.Copy !req
116. A lot of people around here
have been acting nuts.Copy !req
117. There's no radiation
around here.Copy !req
118. We're too far away from the power plant,
at least a quarter of a mile.Copy !req
119. Besides, even if there was a little radiation
around here, who gives a shit?Copy !req
120. It may just be my woman's intuition, guys,
but something's going on!Copy !req
121. - Look around you
- Whoa!Copy !req
122. Remember those guys?Copy !req
123. They were the Honour Society.
Now look at them.Copy !req
124. I remember in debating class,Copy !req
125. they suddenly stopped debating,
and they beat up Mr Blewitt.Copy !req
126. Yeah, the change was instant.Copy !req
127. I mean, there they are, one day
a bunch of clean-cut preppies,Copy !req
128. and the next day they're a bunch
of violent, perverted cretins.Copy !req
129. It could bring you successCopy !req
130. Or make you or break you,
be one of the best...Copy !req
131. I Can you see the end in sightCopy !req
132. You got a chance to win this fightCopy !req
133. but the diameter
is proportionate to the radius.Copy !req
134. - See?
- OK, Tom.Copy !req
135. - We'll see you later, all right?
- Maybe.Copy !req
136. What's the matter with you guys?
You ask me to help...Copy !req
137. Hey, weed-head.Copy !req
138. Hi guys, er...Copy !req
139. W-What's up?Copy !req
140. Your time's up, faggot.Copy !req
141. You still owe us money
for the joints you bought yesterday.Copy !req
142. - But I'm broke.
- Ah, he's broke.Copy !req
143. The money!Copy !req
144. - I got a few bucks.
- He's got a few bucks.Copy !req
145. Well, I want $20 by noon today.Copy !req
146. I can't get it by noon.
Give me more time.Copy !req
147. - I'll get it.
- Good.Copy !req
148. - Let's go.
- Goodbye.Copy !req
149. I Go on, run for your lifeCopy !req
150. You gotta run for your lifeCopy !req
151. (Man) Look out!Copy !req
152. Hey, Gonzo, what took you so long?Copy !req
153. I'm getting tired of waiting
around for you all the time.Copy !req
154. Ever since you got kicked out
of the Honour Society,Copy !req
155. all you do is sit around all day,
picking your rings and watching MTV.Copy !req
156. You watch what you say about MTV.Copy !req
157. Hey, you keep this stinking bone
to yourself, all right?Copy !req
158. Spike's waiting for you
in the back of the school.Copy !req
159. Now, you gotta go get some weed
from the power plant.Copy !req
160. I got a date with Muffey.Copy !req
161. Hey! You'd better get going, Gonzo!Copy !req
162. Hey! What about me?Copy !req
163. I'm sorry, babe,
but business is business.Copy !req
164. That's all you ever think about,
is business.Copy !req
165. You never pay any attention to me.Copy !req
166. That's what you get
when you're in love with a yuppie!Copy !req
167. Let's gm!Copy !req
168. Hey, Harry, what have you got?Copy !req
169. I got chicken food again.
What have you got?Copy !req
170. E998 and Spam!Copy !req
171. Hey guard, we're here!Copy !req
172. Hey! Hey, check out
those high school creeps.Copy !req
173. ' Hey, Ronny!
' Hey, Ron!Copy !req
174. Hey, come on,
we're here for our deliveries.Copy !req
175. Oh, crap.Copy !req
176. - I'll be right back.
- Where are you going?Copy !req
177. What, are you trying
to get me fired?Copy !req
178. Come on! You weren't supposed
to be here till tonight.Copy !req
179. What do you care?Copy !req
180. Besides, we got your money.Copy !req
181. You know, I cannot understand how you
get away with growing this shit here.Copy !req
182. What if someone sees it?Copy !req
183. This is a maximum security area.Copy !req
184. Nobody's allowed back here.Copy !req
185. Why don't you guys just hurry up
and get lost, huh?Copy !req
186. Relax, Ronny.Copy !req
187. Why don't you go play
with some plutonium or something, huh?Copy !req
188. Leave us alone.Copy !req
189. I cannot believe
how fast this shit grows out here.Copy !req
190. I got an idea.Copy !req
191. We can call it an “atomic high”.Copy !req
192. Then we can charge the kids
more money for it.Copy !req
193. Yeah!Copy !req
194. Hi, girls!
Do you mind if we sit down?Copy !req
195. - Yes.
- Thanks!Copy !req
196. Whatever it is,
we don't want to hear it, OK?Copy !req
197. We haven't said anything yet.Copy !req
198. I can tell you're just dying to hear
what I have to say.Copy !req
199. So, I won't keep you
in suspense any longer.Copy !req
200. I happen to know a guy at StateCopy !req
201. who can get us into the Pi Delta Gamma
party Saturday night.Copy !req
202. Eddie, you just want to get in our pants.
So, forget it.Copy !req
203. Boy, some gratitude!Copy !req
204. What kind of a guy
do you think I am anyway?Copy !req
205. You know what kind of guy you are?Copy !req
206. Do you ever see a cockroach
and you go, “Yuck”?Copy !req
207. Well, you make cockroaches go, “Yuck”!Copy !req
208. Hey, toots, this is a perfect opportunity
to pick up a college senior.Copy !req
209. But if you're not interested...Copy !req
210. Wait a minute.
Girls, this could be interesting.Copy !req
211. So, you'll meet me at my house
at eight o'clock.Copy !req
212. Oh, I forgot to tell you one thing.Copy !req
213. It's an indoor beach party,
so wear your bikinis.Copy !req
214. - Bikinis?
- I told you...Copy !req
215. I told you I'm not going to the party.Copy !req
216. Mid-terms are coming up,
I've got to start cramming.Copy !req
217. Cramming?
Listen, Warry...Copy !req
218. If you wanna prepare to go to college,
you gotta start ramming!Copy !req
219. - Turn around!
- Come on, Eddie, shut up, will you?Copy !req
220. Come on, man!
This is the opportunity of a lifetime!Copy !req
221. Besides, maybe they'll like us
and invite us to the frat next year.Copy !req
222. Hey, Chrissy's not gonna go.Copy !req
223. She knows
what kind of a party you guys have.Copy !req
224. Come on! She'll go if you go!Copy !req
225. And the other girls will go
if Chrissy goes.Copy !req
226. Lou's joints are the best joints in town!Copy !req
227. They get you up, up, up,
and you never come down!Copy !req
228. Whoa, sundance!Copy !req
229. I've got some dynamic, fantastic weed
for you if you're interested.Copy !req
230. - No, thanks.
- Wait a minute!Copy !req
231. Maybe we should get some for the party.Copy !req
232. - Yeah, all right. How much?
- Ten dollars.Copy !req
233. - For how many?
- For one.Copy !req
234. - One joint?
- What are you guys, nuts?Copy !req
235. Whoa, whoa,
this is special merchandise.Copy !req
236. It's worth it.Copy !req
237. Do we look stupid enough
to believe that?Copy !req
238. Yeah, you do.Copy !req
239. I think he's right.
We'll buy one.Copy !req
240. We'll take one, We'll take one.Copy !req
241. Ten dollars.Copy !req
242. Errn... ten dollars.Copy !req
243. And er... we call this weed
an “atomic: high”.Copy !req
244. You should see
what it does to the ladies.Copy !req
245. It gets them real hot.Copy !req
246. Ooh... They love it.Copy !req
247. Hey, wait!
Maybe we should give it to Warren.Copy !req
248. Warren? Let him buy his own shit!
Besides, he doesn't even smoke.Copy !req
249. It might make Chrissy
a little more agreeable...Copy !req
250. er, to go to the party!Copy !req
251. Well, she never goes steady,
all the fellas are wondering whyCopy !req
252. That girl is much too muchCopy !req
253. She doesn't wanna know me
but I'm gonna be her regular guyCopy !req
254. That girl is much too muchCopy !req
255. She keeps on running
around the worldCopy !req
256. She ain't got time
to be my girl no moreCopy !req
257. That girl is much too muchCopy !req
258. That girl is much
too muchCopy !req
259. She got a groovy way of movin'
I like to watch her down the streetCopy !req
260. That girl is much too muchCopy !req
261. I She's a toe-tappin' baby
as she steps on that concreteCopy !req
262. That girl is much too muchCopy !req
263. I She went to the shop,
but she never buysCopy !req
264. I'm gonna be the next to try
Oh, yeah!Copy !req
265. That girl is much too muchCopy !req
266. I That girl
is much too muchCopy !req
267. That girl is much too muchCopy !req
268. I That girl
is much too much...Copy !req
269. I kinda wish we'd gone
to that Fellini movie instead.Copy !req
270. Are you kidding?
Thisis a Fellini movie.Copy !req
271. Hey, Warren!Copy !req
272. Hey, all right!Copy !req
273. What took you so long?
I was afraid you weren't gonna make it.Copy !req
274. - Hi, Chrissy.
- Hi.Copy !req
275. Hey, have you ever seen so much
poontang under one roof in your life?Copy !req
276. Warren, you have
really classy friends(!)Copy !req
277. What's wrong?Copy !req
278. Hey! I got some exciting friends
to introduce you to.Copy !req
279. - Come on, man!
- Chrissy, I...Copy !req
280. I think this party is a little too wild
for Warren and I.Copy !req
281. - Oh, relax, Chrissy.
- Yeah, relax.Copy !req
282. - Eugh...Copy !req
283. Hey, Warren.
Why don't you look around you?Copy !req
284. Don't you feel a little er... left out?Copy !req
285. Come on, guys, I mean,
I'd love to sleep with Chrissy, but...Copy !req
286. She's shy.
I don't want to rush her.Copy !req
287. Look, I'd love to sleep
with Warren, but...Copy !req
288. - But what?
- But he's shy!Copy !req
289. And I don't want to be too pushy.Copy !req
290. Hey, look, I'm not saying
you should rush her.Copy !req
291. I'm saying you should give her...
15, 20 minutes, and then jump on her!Copy !req
292. Listen, Chrissy, if you want anything
to happen, you gotta make it happen.Copy !req
293. I mean, the guy is a jerk,
she's gotta do everything for him.Copy !req
294. Warren's going away to school
next year,Copy !req
295. and there's gonna be hot and cold running
bimbos everywhere, honey.Copy !req
296. - He may forget you P.D.Q.
- That's right.Copy !req
297. Take it from me.Copy !req
298. Hey. . -Copy !req
299. We got a little gift for you.Copy !req
300. Come on,
get that out of my face, Eddie.Copy !req
301. - You wouldn't believe what this cost!
- Yeah!Copy !req
302. - The least you could do is try it.
- And what is this?Copy !req
303. It's not for you. That's what it is.Copy !req
304. What, are you gonna smoke it
without me, Eddie?Copy !req
305. Well, whose is it, Eddie?Copy !req
306. It's for Warren and Chrissy.Copy !req
307. Come on, Warren.
Come on!Copy !req
308. Wait!Copy !req
309. That is not the way it's done.
Watch!Copy !req
310. - Here, toots!
- Come on, Chrissy!Copy !req
311. Come on, Chrissy!Copy !req
312. Come on, Chrissy!Copy !req
313. - It's gonna feel good.
- Come on, Chrissy!Copy !req
314. One isn't enough,
you gotta take another one.Copy !req
315. Come on, Warren.Copy !req
316. Warren, come on, try it!Copy !req
317. You know you're gonna like it.Copy !req
318. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
319. Ugh! I feel sick.Copy !req
320. Yeah, me too.
Look!Copy !req
321. It's ruined.
I don't believe it!Copy !req
322. Chrissy, if you wanna get out of here,
let's go to the Fellini movie.Copy !req
323. You pantywaist!Copy !req
324. I'll go upstairs and get our coats.Copy !req
325. Fuck's on you!Copy !req
326. Ruined! I don't believe it.Copy !req
327. Hey! it's ruined!Copy !req
328. Oh!Copy !req
329. Oh!Copy !req
330. I have to take Chrissy to the movies.Copy !req
331. You guys will do all right by yourselves.
Jesus“.Copy !req
332. Well, I don't know. What's the big deal
about smoking grass anyway, Chrissy?Copy !req
333. I mean, I don't feel anything.Copy !req
334. I mean, how about you, Chrissy?
You don't feel anything.Copy !req
335. - Warren...
- Huh?Copy !req
336. I want you.Copy !req
337. - Chrissy!
- Warren!Copy !req
338. Chrissy!
Are you OK?Copy !req
339. I feel just wonderful.Copy !req
340. Chrissy, erm...Copy !req
341. Are you sure you're OK?
I mean, you... look a little hot.Copy !req
342. Warren, I am hot.Copy !req
343. Hey, poor Warren, huh?Copy !req
344. We try to help him, but he's never gonna
get laid by that stuck-up girlfriend of his.Copy !req
345. You can say that again.Copy !req
346. Let's give the girls a break
and make our moves.Copy !req
347. Oh, yeah...Copy !req
348. Hey, baby. You wanna go snorkelling?Copy !req
349. Beat it, creep!Copy !req
350. I think she loves me!Copy !req
351. I want that joint!Copy !req
352. I want that joint!Copy !req
353. You had a joint a long time ago.
I put it out.Copy !req
354. Not that joint.Copy !req
355. Warren, I want you now!Copy !req
356. Here? Now? Chrissy, we can't,
there's a party going on downstairs.Copy !req
357. We can't?Copy !req
358. Oh yeah?Copy !req
359. Well, maybe I was wrong...Copy !req
360. Whoa!Copy !req
361. Does this mean we don't get
to go to the Fellini festival?Copy !req
362. Warren! Fuck the Fellini festival!Copy !req
363. I love you!Copy !req
364. I love you, too!Copy !req
365. - So, what do you think?
- You know what I think?Copy !req
366. Chrissy and Warren will never last!Copy !req
367. So, why do you give a shit?
it's not your problem.Copy !req
368. - Yeah, bro!
- Right on!Copy !req
369. That Judy is just so tight man,
she makes a great trampoline for a midget!Copy !req
370. Huh?Copy !req
371. Whoa!Copy !req
372. We have got to get
more of that pot, man!Copy !req
373. Yeah!Copy !req
374. - Call me.
- I will.Copy !req
375. I hate to say this, but I think
we owe Eddie and Greg a favour.Copy !req
376. - Bye.
- OK.Copy !req
377. Woo!Copy !req
378. 'Come on, guys, I mean,
I'd love to sleep with Chrissy, but...Copy !req
379. 'She's shy. I don't want to rush her.Copy !req
380. 'Warren, I want that joint.Copy !req
381. 'Chrissy, we can't, there's a party
going on downstairs.Copy !req
382. 'Come on, Chrissy.Copy !req
383. 'Come on, Chrissy.Copy !req
384. 'You can't get pregnant the first time.Copy !req
385. 'I want that joint.Copy !req
386. 'I'm saying you should give her...
15, 20 minutes, and then jump on her!Copy !req
387. 'Hey, poor Warren, huh?Copy !req
388. 'We try to help him, but he's never gonna
get laid by that stuck-up girlfriend of his.Copy !req
389. 'I love you.Copy !req
390. 'Warren, can't you get it up?'Copy !req
391. 'Look, I'd love to sleep
with Warren, but he's shy!Copy !req
392. 'And I don't want to be too pushy.Copy !req
393. 'Listen, Chrissy, if you want anything
to happen, you gotta make it happen.Copy !req
394. 'We have got to get
more of that pot, man!Copy !req
395. 'Yeah...Copy !req
396. - 'I love you.
- 'You can't get pregnant the first time.Copy !req
397. 'You can't get pregnant the first time.Copy !req
398. 'What's the big deal about smoking grass
anyway, Chrissy?Copy !req
399. 'Come on, Warren.'Copy !req
400. Hey, loverboy!Copy !req
401. Is it still hanging or what, Warren?Copy !req
402. What did you put in that shit
you gave me last night?Copy !req
403. The usual I guess, why?Copy !req
404. Because I got sick, that's why.Copy !req
405. Yeah, lovesick.Copy !req
406. Anyway, you got wasted, not sick.
There is a difference.Copy !req
407. Yeah? I got wasted,
then I got sick.Copy !req
408. Look, I started hallucinating.Copy !req
409. Where did you get that shit from anyway?Copy !req
410. From the Cretins.
There was this guy, Pete.Copy !req
411. The Cretins?Copy !req
412. Those guys are animals.
I mean, they could have put anything in it.Copy !req
413. So, Chrissy, how was it Saturday night?Copy !req
414. Cathy, what are you talking about?Copy !req
415. - Warren!
- it's only me.Copy !req
416. I'll see you later.Copy !req
417. You know,
I'm still feeling kind of yucky.Copy !req
418. Yeah, me too.Copy !req
419. Chrissy, I know this may
sound ridiculous, but er...Copy !req
420. - Have you ever hallucinated at all?
- You too?Copy !req
421. Yeah!Copy !req
422. Where did Eddie get that stuff?Copy !req
423. He said he got it
from those damn Cretins.Copy !req
424. The Cretins?
Oh, great!Copy !req
425. Sit down, fuck face!Copy !req
426. Warren!Copy !req
427. I can't, Chrissy. Somebody should
do something about those pigs!Copy !req
428. Let somebody else do it.Copy !req
429. I don't want you getting hurt.Copy !req
430. Come in!Copy !req
431. Did you study?Copy !req
432. Come in.Copy !req
433. Guten Tag.Copy !req
434. Guten Tag.Copy !req
435. I think you've got the most
beautiful blue eyes I have ever seen.Copy !req
436. Hope I'm not late!Copy !req
437. Are you all right?Copy !req
438. Man! I'm gonna kill those bums!Copy !req
439. Who?Copy !req
440. The Cretins for making Chrissy
and me so sick.Copy !req
441. Mum? I'm home!Copy !req
442. (Mum) Wipe your feet, and don't forget
to do your homework before dinner.Copy !req
443. - Did you get it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
444. I knew I had some somewhere.Copy !req
445. - Now we can get some bread.
- Yeah.Copy !req
446. Look.Copy !req
447. Lady, lady you gotta help me.Copy !req
448. My friend is having an epileptic seizure.Copy !req
449. Oh, my goodness!
Should we call an ambulance?Copy !req
450. Oh, no, no, no.
Look at him.Copy !req
451. He could die any minute.
There's no time.Copy !req
452. He's gonna bite his tongue off.Copy !req
453. I need something soft
to put in his mouth.Copy !req
454. Get the fucking pocketbook.Copy !req
455. Pocket book. Your pocketbook.Copy !req
456. - Oh... Oh, you could save a life.
- No.Copy !req
457. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
458. Shut up!Copy !req
459. Spike, come on!Copy !req
460. Coming!Copy !req
461. - Hey, Pete.
- Hey, Beethoven.Copy !req
462. Hey, where's Spike?Copy !req
463. - Who the hell is that?
- I don't know.Copy !req
464. It looks like Warren Brandt.Copy !req
465. But he looks
a little messed up to me.Copy !req
466. Hey, look at him.Copy !req
467. Now, don't you use that Alka Seltzer gag
on me, asshole!Copy !req
468. It's already been done.Copy !req
469. I'm gonna get him.Copy !req
470. Come on, Spike.
You must remember something, man.Copy !req
471. I remember everything.Copy !req
472. Pete and Beethoven
were fighting with this lunatic.Copy !req
473. I jumped the guy from behind.Copy !req
474. Next thing I know I was out.Copy !req
475. When I woke up, they were dead.Copy !req
476. I did not see who wasted them.Copy !req
477. You got close enough
to get tossed on your ass.Copy !req
478. You must have seen something.Copy !req
479. I'm telling you,
I only saw him from behind.Copy !req
480. The weird thing about it, though,
is he looked like Warren Brandt.Copy !req
481. What?Copy !req
482. What's up, girls?
Troma, Troma, Troma...Copy !req
483. Where's your spirit?Copy !req
484. Where's your energy?Copy !req
485. Come on now and
stick your stomachs in like I do.Copy !req
486. And now let's go with spirit!Copy !req
487. - Give me a T!
- T!Copy !req
488. - Give me an R!
- R!Copy !req
489. - Give me an O!
- Ohh!Copy !req
490. - Give me an M!
- M!Copy !req
491. - Give me an A!
- Argh!Copy !req
492. A-A-A-Arg h!Copy !req
493. That's good, Chrissy!
That's the spirit!Copy !req
494. Come on, now. Let's do it again.Copy !req
495. - Look! What happened to Chrissy?
- Where are they taking her?Copy !req
496. 'Dr Howard,
Dr Kline, Dr Howard.'Copy !req
497. She'll be fine, Mrs Murphy.Copy !req
498. But what's the problem?
She's always been such a healthy child.Copy !req
499. Mrs Murphy,
I don't know how to tell you this,Copy !req
500. but your daughter had a miscarriage.Copy !req
501. Oh... a miscarriage!Copy !req
502. A miscarriage?Copy !req
503. A miscarriage! You don't know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
504. My Chrissy would
never have done such a thing.Copy !req
505. She's a good girl.
She couldn't have even been pregnant.Copy !req
506. Mrs Murphy, please calm down.Copy !req
507. Now, all the tests
and examinations that we've doneCopy !req
508. show conclusively that your daughter
was in fact nine months pregnant.Copy !req
509. She was full term.Copy !req
510. Chrissy?Copy !req
511. Chrissy, I feel so bad.Copy !req
512. Warren...Copy !req
513. I'm really scared.Copy !req
514. I can't remember a thing.Copy !req
515. Warren, tell me what happened.Copy !req
516. Mrs Murphy,
I can understand your reaction,Copy !req
517. but research has shown meCopy !req
518. that when parents are unable
to deal with their children's difficulties,Copy !req
519. they subconsciously block them out.Copy !req
520. Now, take the case of teenage pregnancy,
which gives us...Copy !req
521. Oh, you! You filthy pig!
What have you done to my baby?Copy !req
522. Mrs Murphy, I don't understand.Copy !req
523. You know,
it's all your fault that Chrissy got sick.Copy !req
524. Warren, you've got to learn to lighten up!Copy !req
525. Lighten up?Copy !req
526. You went and poisoned me,
and I'm supposed to lighten up?Copy !req
527. Hey! You weren't so upset with me
Saturday night, were you?Copy !req
528. Well, no.Copy !req
529. What do you have to
change the subject for?Copy !req
530. Hey! You wanna see something weird?Copy !req
531. What?Copy !req
532. Come on!Copy !req
533. Come on! Come on!Copy !req
534. Isn't this great?Copy !req
535. Yeah. What is it?Copy !req
536. What is it?
it's a laser, that's what!Copy !req
537. Mr Hyde just got it in last week.Copy !req
538. Hey, come on. You'd better watch it,
Eddie. This could be dangerous.Copy !req
539. Watch out girls for the biggest shlong
since John Dillinger.Copy !req
540. Come on! Point that thing
in the other direction, will you?Copy !req
541. Yeah, I'd like to point this
in Judy's direction. She'd love it.Copy !req
542. - Having fun, Eddie?
- Yeah! I mean, no!Copy !req
543. Eddie, don't you think
you should put that down?Copy !req
544. - Why? Is it dangerous?
- If you were to aim this laserCopy !req
545. at the radioactive isotope samples
we have here,Copy !req
546. this whole building would be blown
into oblivion, and you with it.Copy !req
547. Get your gluteus maximi
out of here.Copy !req
548. It's after three!
You shouldn't be here.Copy !req
549. I Run... well, you know
you've got to make itCopy !req
550. You've got to go,
run for your lifeCopy !req
551. You're going for glory,
the wind at your sideCopy !req
552. Forsaking endurance
to lengthen your strideCopy !req
553. The last quarter-mile,
it could bring you success...Copy !req
554. Mm-mm-mm...Copy !req
555. Well, if you give all,
there's so much more...Copy !req
556. The girls' room
is across from the arts class.Copy !req
557. Shut up and put that little pecker
back in your pants.Copy !req
558. - What do you want?
- I want a man.Copy !req
559. I want a real man.Copy !req
560. Not a faggot like you.Copy !req
561. Can't you be a real man?Copy !req
562. Now, what's taken so long here?Copy !req
563. Do I have to watch you every minute?Copy !req
564. That's better.Copy !req
565. Now, what seems to be
the problem here?Copy !req
566. T-T-There is no problem.Copy !req
567. I paid you for those joints.Copy !req
568. Time to buy more.Copy !req
569. But I don't want any more.Copy !req
570. You know you love this atomic high.Copy !req
571. It's only... 2O dollars.Copy !req
572. - 20 dollars?
- That's right.Copy !req
573. The price has just gone up.Copy !req
574. - They're watermelons.
- Eddie, my back teeth are floating.Copy !req
575. I gotta take a leak, all right?
I'll see you later.Copy !req
576. Hey!Copy !req
577. You're not gonna poison any more kids.Copy !req
578. Get outta here, kid.
Don't mess with this stuff. It's poison.Copy !req
579. Brandt, you're history!Copy !req
580. - What's going on here?
- Fight, fight, fight...Copy !req
581. Go!Copy !req
582. Freeze!Copy !req
583. Drop that bone!Copy !req
584. This is going on your permanent record.Copy !req
585. Brandt, go to the nurse's office.Copy !req
586. All right, you three.
Let's go.Copy !req
587. I didn't do anything.Copy !req
588. He started it.Copy !req
589. All right, let's go. Move!Copy !req
590. - Scumbag!
- Move!Copy !req
591. Move it. Let's go.Copy !req
592. Let's go. Move. Come on, move.Copy !req
593. Come on.Copy !req
594. Come on, move.Copy !req
595. What's going on here, Bob?Copy !req
596. I just broke up a fight and found this...
on one of them.Copy !req
597. That's going on their permanent record.Copy !req
598. Frisk them.Copy !req
599. All right, all of you.
Get against the wall and spread your legs.Copy !req
600. Ooh, you'd love it if I spread my legs,
wouldn't you?Copy !req
601. Shut up!Copy !req
602. Enjoying yourself?Copy !req
603. That Way!Copy !req
604. Hey! Stop that!Copy !req
605. What's happened to you people?Copy !req
606. Six months ago
you were the Honour Society,Copy !req
607. not a drug-pushing gang of thugs.Copy !req
608. I have no choice in the matter.
You've had several warnings.Copy !req
609. I'll have to recommend immediate
expulsion for all of you.Copy !req
610. Kiss my ass, you old fart!Copy !req
611. Bob! Quick, call the police.Copy !req
612. If I ever catch
any of you punks in here again...Copy !req
613. Drop it, man!Copy !req
614. It's a free country.
We'll go wherever we want.Copy !req
615. Not in my school, you can't!Copy !req
616. Try and stop us.Copy !req
617. We'll be back.Copy !req
618. We're the youth of today.Copy !req
619. God bless America, limp dick.Copy !req
620. Oh, say can you seeCopy !req
621. By the dawn's early lightCopy !req
622. What so proudly we hailedCopy !req
623. At the twilight's last gleamingCopy !req
624. Whose broad stripes and bright starsCopy !req
625. Through the perilous fightCopy !req
626. I'll get into classes.
See you later, all right?Copy !req
627. - Warren, look!
- What the hell are they doing here?Copy !req
628. Hey guys,
did you hear what happened?Copy !req
629. Yeah, they cancelled biology class.Copy !req
630. - Are you serious?
- Yeah!Copy !req
631. And they closed the east-wing
of the school, too.Copy !req
632. What did they do that for?Copy !req
633. Who cares, as long
as we got out of class, man.Copy !req
634. I can't breathe in this thing.Copy !req
635. There's no radiation down here.Copy !req
636. I don't believe this!Copy !req
637. Typical! This equipment is no good.Copy !req
638. The needle is right off the scale.Copy !req
639. What is this? it looks like somebody
blew their nose in here.Copy !req
640. Huh?Copy !req
641. Oh, shit!Copy !req
642. Eugh“.Copy !req
643. Holy shit, what is all this green stuff?Copy !req
644. Eugh!Copy !req
645. That does it!Copy !req
646. I'm getting out of here.Copy !req
647. What is that smell?Copy !req
648. Oh God, I gotta check it out.Copy !req
649. What the hell is making that noise?Copy !req
650. I don't give a dry fart.
Get your ass in gear. Well?Copy !req
651. The entire east-wing of the school
is contaminated.Copy !req
652. Shit! Weren't there three of you?Copy !req
653. Yes, there were, but the other guy
hasn't come back yet.Copy !req
654. We're gonna have to scrub down
the entire area.Copy !req
655. The whole east-wing?
That'll take days!Copy !req
656. No, we can't do that.
Call Westly.Copy !req
657. Tell him he's got structural damage.Copy !req
658. - Structural damage?
- Tell him anything you want.Copy !req
659. Just tell him that we'll go in at night
so he doesn't have to close the school.Copy !req
660. Don't mention anything
about radioactivity, no matter what you do.Copy !req
661. - Get going.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
662. - Don't fuck this up!
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
663. Come on, Sam, I need a drink.
Let's go to my office.Copy !req
664. Now, I'm getting tired
of waiting for Spike.Copy !req
665. I should take a look,
cos I got some plans...Copy !req
666. How's it going?Copy !req
667. Lousy, man. It's going lousy!Copy !req
668. Business sucks!Copy !req
669. Ever since we got kicked out of school,Copy !req
670. we ain't got no more pupil bastards
to sell our dope to.Copy !req
671. That's right man,
and you ain't done shit about it.Copy !req
672. That's right!Copy !req
673. Shut up!Copy !req
674. It was Warren Brandt
that got us kicked out of school, right?Copy !req
675. Yeah...Copy !req
676. I've got an idea to get even with Warren
and the school all at the same time.Copy !req
677. How?Copy !req
678. How?Copy !req
679. Maybe this will give you an idea.Copy !req
680. - Gonzo, shut up!Copy !req
681. Buddy! You and Gonzo
go get that fat Mr WestlyCopy !req
682. to turn on the emergency
evacuation alarm.Copy !req
683. Muffey, you get Chrissy.
Take her to Taru.Copy !req
684. She's down in the fallout shelter.Copy !req
685. Oh, I'd love to get Chrissy.Copy !req
686. I can't wait to see
what Taru does to her.Copy !req
687. Oh, yeah...Copy !req
688. Shut up!Copy !req
689. What are you all trying to do?
Attract attention?Copy !req
690. Let's go.Copy !req
691. There's a very attractive person
with red hair waiting for you.Copy !req
692. Downstairs.Copy !req
693. Put this on, bitch!Copy !req
694. Get in there.
Get in here.Copy !req
695. I didn't do anything to you.Copy !req
696. Let me go.Copy !req
697. You bitch!Copy !req
698. Nobody does that to Taru!Copy !req
699. You're gonna pay for that,
you and your fucking boyfriend.Copy !req
700. - Get in there.
- Just let me go!Copy !req
701. - I didn't do anything to you.
- Bitch!Copy !req
702. Surprise!Copy !req
703. Where is the emergency
evacuation alarm, Mr Westly?Copy !req
704. I can't hear you.Copy !req
705. Here's that pedigree bitch you wanted.Copy !req
706. Hi, Chrissy.Copy !req
707. The bitch bit me.Copy !req
708. All right, Westly.
Where's the alarm?Copy !req
709. Come on, I'm getting tired of hitting you.
Come on. Let's go. Where is it?Copy !req
710. - Where is it?Copy !req
711. Hey! Didn't anybody ever tell you
to knock before entering a room?Copy !req
712. Now, Westly, you're next!Copy !req
713. Unless you tell us
where that alarm button is.Copy !req
714. On the console,
the third button on the right.Copy !req
715. That wasn't so hard now,
was it, booby?Copy !req
716. Can I have your attention, please.Copy !req
717. This is not a drill.Copy !req
718. 'This is a nuclear emergency.Copy !req
719. 'Please evacuate your school
immediately.'Copy !req
720. I repeat.
This is not a drill.Copy !req
721. Huh?Copy !req
722. All right, class, let's leave this building
in an orderly manner.Copy !req
723. Let's gm!Copy !req
724. Know what that is, Chrissy?Copy !req
725. That's the emergency evacuation alarm.Copy !req
726. You know what that means?Copy !req
727. Everyone's leaving the building.Copy !req
728. Chrissy!Copy !req
729. Kurt Paley.
Yeah.Copy !req
730. Panic at the high school?Copy !req
731. Contamination? What contamination?
That's bullshit!Copy !req
732. Chrissy!
Did any of you see Chrissy?Copy !req
733. Maybe she's split like we should have.Copy !req
734. No, come on, she wouldn't have left
without telling me.Copy !req
735. Go tell Warren we got Chrissy.Copy !req
736. Yeah, and what if he don't believe me?Copy !req
737. The necklace.Copy !req
738. Give that to him.
He'll believe you.Copy !req
739. Move it!Copy !req
740. I'll be right over.
Yeah!Copy !req
741. Shut up!
I'll be right over.Copy !req
742. 'Could I have
your attention, please?'Copy !req
743. - Bob, did you see Chrissy?
- No, I didn't.Copy !req
744. - What?
- Taru told me to give this to you.Copy !req
745. She's waiting for you
in the school's basement.Copy !req
746. 'Stay outside until we find out whether
it's safe to go inside the building.'Copy !req
747. Chrissy!Copy !req
748. Hey! I gave that faggot the necklace.Copy !req
749. Let's go.Copy !req
750. Come on!Copy !req
751. lShifting gears,
I've made the wrong turnCopy !req
752. I Total distraction conquers my fearCopy !req
753. But I return to your directionCopy !req
754. I The same old story, another yearCopy !req
755. Take me away,
take me awayCopy !req
756. Take me away, take me awayCopy !req
757. Take me away,
take me awayCopy !req
758. I Take me away, take me away ICopy !req
759. Chrissy!Copy !req
760. - Warren!
- Chrissy!Copy !req
761. Chrissy!Copy !req
762. Back off, asshole!Copy !req
763. Orl'll cut her fucking throat!Copy !req
764. What do you want from me?Copy !req
765. I don't want anything from you, Warren.Copy !req
766. Chrissy's got what I want.Copy !req
767. Now... what should I
slice on first, huh?Copy !req
768. Back off!Copy !req
769. Her fingers...
No! I already out her hand.Copy !req
770. I know! Her nipples!Copy !req
771. Yeah!Copy !req
772. Her nipples!Copy !req
773. Taru!Copy !req
774. You used to be the science major.Copy !req
775. Care to perform a little minor surgery?Copy !req
776. I'd love to!Copy !req
777. Back off!Copy !req
778. You can look, but don't touch.Copy !req
779. Wait a minute!Copy !req
780. Warren would like to carve the turkey.Copy !req
781. All right, what the hell's going on?Copy !req
782. Don't you know?
The emergency siren went off.Copy !req
783. That only happens
when there's a radiation leak at the plant.Copy !req
784. You're nuts!
it's perfectly normal at the plant.Copy !req
785. - Then why did the alarm go off?
- I don't know, but I'm about to find out.Copy !req
786. Where are you going?
You can't go in there until it's safe.Copy !req
787. Out of my way, you hippies.Copy !req
788. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
789. All right. I'm gonna tell you what.
Let's make a run for it, OK?Copy !req
790. - Come on, let's go. Come on!Copy !req
791. - Untie me! Quick!
- What the hell happened?Copy !req
792. It's all a prank.
The goddamn gang invaded the school.Copy !req
793. Bob, I want you to hang them
by their balls.Copy !req
794. I don't give a shit if they are kids.Copy !req
795. - Huh?
- Huh?Copy !req
796. What was that?Copy !req
797. Stand up!Copy !req
798. Come on! Up! Up!Copy !req
799. Time to die!Copy !req
800. Spike, listen! I know
what that thing is out there.Copy !req
801. And if you kill us...Copy !req
802. you're not gonna
get out of here alive either.Copy !req
803. Whether I live or die,
that ain't the question.Copy !req
804. All I know is you're gonna die.Copy !req
805. Say goodbye, Chrissy.Copy !req
806. No!Copy !req
807. I'm sorry we just didn't get to know each
other a little better, cunt!Copy !req
808. Come on, Chrissy, let's go.
Let's get out of here.Copy !req
809. Come on! Come on!Copy !req
810. No!Copy !req
811. Come on, quick, Chrissy.Copy !req
812. Look at this vandalism!Copy !req
813. Oh my god!Copy !req
814. - What the hell's going on?
- You gotta get out of here.Copy !req
815. - What happened down there?
- Get out of here.Copy !req
816. Get lost.Copy !req
817. Everybody's in panic.Copy !req
818. 'Can I have your attention,
please. Your attention, please.Copy !req
819. 'Tromaville high school will be
temporarily closed for remodelling.'Copy !req
820. All right!Copy !req
821. Nuke 'Em HighCopy !req
822. Nuke 'Em HighCopy !req
823. Nuke 'Em HighCopy !req
824. Nuke 'Em High... lCopy !req
825. Hey, Greg! Do you think college
is gonna be this wild or what?Copy !req
826. I hope so.Copy !req
827. But this side of the classroom wallsCopy !req
828. I The geiger-counter tells it allCopy !req
829. Can't see or feel,
smell or tasteCopy !req
830. The remnants of nuclear wasteCopy !req
831. I just really want to knowCopy !req
832. I just
really want to knowCopy !req
833. What's going onCopy !req
834. At Nuke 'Em HighCopy !req
835. What's going onCopy !req
836. At Nuke 'Em HighCopy !req
837. What's going onCopy !req
838. At Nuke 'Em HighCopy !req
839. What's going onCopy !req
840. At Nuke 'Em HighCopy !req
841. Nuke 'Em HighCopy !req
842. Nuke 'Em HighCopy !req
843. Nuke 'Em HighCopy !req
844. Nuke 'Em HighCopy !req
845. Evacuation, there's no needCopy !req
846. They say it's safe,
but talk is cheapCopy !req
847. And as we all contaminateCopy !req
848. it's ignorance that seals our fateCopy !req
849. I just really want to knowCopy !req
850. I just
really want to knowCopy !req
851. What's going onCopy !req
852. At Nuke 'Em HighCopy !req
853. What's going onCopy !req
854. At Nuke 'Em HighCopy !req
855. What's going onCopy !req
856. At Nuke 'Em HighCopy !req
857. What's going onCopy !req
858. At Nuke 'Em HighCopy !req
859. Some say it's getting betterCopy !req
860. Did you know you broke my heartCopy !req
861. I The first time I ever wantedCopy !req
862. I couldn't play the partCopy !req
863. I've seen it beforeCopy !req
864. How can I carry onCopy !req
865. I But my time has comeCopy !req
866. Did I wait too longCopy !req
867. I You said you'd never
stand in my wayCopy !req
868. I As long as I was
bringing in the moneyCopy !req
869. I I've been this teacher's darling
since the dayCopy !req
870. AngelCopy !req
871. I Power of imaginationCopy !req
872. Put an idea in my head
that I can useCopy !req
873. AngelCopy !req
874. Power of love and persuasionCopy !req
875. Put an idea in my head
I can't refuseCopy !req
876. Pressure, I don't need itCopy !req
877. But it keeps on coming my wayCopy !req
878. Ease it up just a littleCopy !req
879. I it's getting better alreadyCopy !req
880. But I'm on my kneesCopy !req
881. How much more will it takeCopy !req
882. My time, it's running outCopy !req
883. I What's it all about?Copy !req
884. You said you'd never stand in my wayCopy !req
885. As long as I was bringing in the moneyCopy !req
886. I I've been this teacher's darling
since that dayCopy !req
887. AngelCopy !req
888. I Power of imaginationCopy !req
889. Put an idea in my head
that I can useCopy !req
890. AngelCopy !req
891. Power of love and persuasionCopy !req
892. Put an idea in my head
I can't refuseCopy !req
893. AngelCopy !req
894. Put an idea in my headCopy !req
895. AngelCopy !req
896. Put an idea in my headCopy !req
897. AngelCopy !req
898. Put an idea in my headCopy !req
899. AngelCopy !req
900. Put an idea in my headCopy !req
901. I Angel ICopy !req