1. - What do you want?
- Why is this door locked, Andrew?Copy !req
2. I'm getting ready for school.Copy !req
3. Open this door, Andrew.Copy !req
4. Listen to me.
No, you're drunk.Copy !req
5. I'm what?Copy !req
6. Excuse me?Copy !req
7. I said unlock the door.Copy !req
8. Andrew?Copy !req
9. Dad, it is 7:30 in the a.m.,
and you are drunk.Copy !req
10. Listen. You don't tell me if I'm drunk
or not, you little shit. Aren't you?Copy !req
11. What are you doing in there, huh?Copy !req
12. I'm filming this.
Huh?Copy !req
13. What? I bought a camera, and I'm
filming everything from here on out.Copy !req
14. And it is yours
right now for only 46.50! Yeah!Copy !req
15. Mom? Mom.Copy !req
16. Say hello
to my new camera for me.Copy !req
17. Who's the audience? Just the millions
of people that are watching at home.Copy !req
18. Do I look awful?
No, no, no, Mom.Copy !req
19. You look...
You look great.Copy !req
20. It's a nice camera.
Well, thanks, Mom.Copy !req
21. So, um, should I ask
about the camera or...Copy !req
22. Uh, I don't know.
I'm... I'm filming things now.Copy !req
23. I'm filming everything.
You're filming everything?Copy !req
24. Yeah.
Okay.Copy !req
25. God, make it stop.Copy !req
26. Have you ever read
any Arthur Schopenhauer?Copy !req
27. No. What is Arthur Schopenhauer?Copy !req
28. He's, um... He's this philosopher
that I'm reading at the moment.Copy !req
29. For school?
No, no.Copy !req
30. Uh, basically, human beings
have to recognize themselves...Copy !req
31. as beings of pure will, right?
Okay.Copy !req
32. So all emotional and physical desires
can never be fulfilled.Copy !req
33. So basically you're telling me
that I should give up on life.Copy !req
34. Yes. Okay.Copy !req
35. - Come on, man!
- Oh, God.Copy !req
36. - I'll see you later.
- All right, dude. Peace.Copy !req
37. Learning time.Copy !req
38. Get out of the way.Copy !req
39. Are you not coming in?
I'm gonna hang back a while, okay?Copy !req
40. Uh, you're gonna be late
for first period.Copy !req
41. This is my school.Copy !req
42. I guess.Copy !req
43. Okay.Copy !req
44. Hey, you! Hey, guy.
Vote for Steve for senior class president.Copy !req
45. Vote for Steve.
Yeah, I got it.Copy !req
46. This is where I eat lunch.Copy !req
47. Out here on the bleachers.Copy !req
48. Four, five, six, seven, eight.
And one...Copy !req
49. 'Cause I don't wanna
see anybody pull up. That's right.Copy !req
50. Way to your left. There you go, Jack.
That's right. Okay.Copy !req
51. A cohesive unit today.Copy !req
52. O-R-Y! V-I-C-T-O-R-Y!Copy !req
53. I don't want to see
any crap out there. All right?Copy !req
54. T-O-R-Y!Copy !req
55. Whoo! Good job.
All right.Copy !req
56. Hi.Copy !req
57. Could you not videotape us, please?
It's really creepy.Copy !req
58. Uh, no. I wasn't.Copy !req
59. Hi! This is the hallway
where my locker is.Copy !req
60. What is this?Copy !req
61. What's up, Detmer?Copy !req
62. Wow, you should be on television.
Man, you're on a film, man.Copy !req
63. Pretty on camera.Copy !req
64. Smile, man. You look pretty.
You gonna cry? You gonna cry?Copy !req
65. Sean, come on.
Give it back.Copy !req
66. Huh? You want your camera?
Piece of shit from, like, 2004?Copy !req
67. Here you go. Here she is.
In one piece.Copy !req
68. Oh! Oh, guys.Copy !req
69. Almost.Copy !req
70. Assholes! Come on!Copy !req
71. All right.
You ready to bounce? Yeah.Copy !req
72. There's a party tonight.Copy !req
73. Okay.Copy !req
74. Haven Hills.Copy !req
75. Wait.
I thought Haven Hills was closed.Copy !req
76. It's abandoned, yeah.
What, you don't want to go?Copy !req
77. No.Copy !req
78. When was the last time you went to a party?
I don't go to parties.Copy !req
79. You're a senior. You are a senior.
I don't go to parties.Copy !req
80. Just come.
I'll think about it, okay?Copy !req
81. Okay.Copy !req
82. But when we go tonight, Andrew,
can I give you, like, a pro tip?Copy !req
83. What?Copy !req
84. Maybe leave your camera at home.Copy !req
85. Why?
Because it's a little weird.Copy !req
86. It serves a purpose.Copy !req
87. I'm... I'm just trying to be
a good cousin here, okay?Copy !req
88. This is me being your friend
and telling you...Copy !req
89. you should probably
not take the camera to a party.Copy !req
90. Okay.Copy !req
91. This is my street.Copy !req
92. And those are the official
douche bags of my street.Copy !req
93. What the hell's that?
Oh, great.Copy !req
94. Hey! What you doing?
Andrew!Copy !req
95. No, I wasn't... Don't film me, Detmer!
Don't film me.Copy !req
96. Run to your house, bitch!Copy !req
97. This is where I eat lunch.Copy !req
98. Out here on the bleachers.Copy !req
99. What do you want?Copy !req
100. When I say open that door, you
open the door. You got it?Copy !req
101. Finish your goddamn homework.Copy !req
102. Matt, are you sure it's here?
Dude, it's here. Calm down, okay?Copy !req
103. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
104. Wow. Look. A rave.Copy !req
105. Oh, wow. Look.
A nerd with a camera.Copy !req
106. What? Just don't follow
me around all night, okay?Copy !req
107. What do you mean? I thought... I thought
you wanted me to come with you.Copy !req
108. I did. I did. But just go and do
your own thing for once, okay?Copy !req
109. I don't drink.Copy !req
110. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
111. Excuse me.
Hey! Hey, what are you filming for?Copy !req
112. Oh, I don't... Um...Copy !req
113. Oh!
What?Copy !req
114. - I can't hear you.
- I'm just filming.Copy !req
115. - Oh. Oh, cool. Cool. I'm filming for my blog.
- Oh.Copy !req
116. Andrew. Andrew. You should check it out.
It's actually...Copy !req
117. Oh, hey. Hey, Casey.
Hey.Copy !req
118. How you doing?
I'm good. I'm good.Copy !req
119. This is pretty lame, right?Copy !req
120. Why is it lame?Copy !req
121. You know, Jung said
parties are just...Copy !req
122. people's way of
seeking widespread validation.Copy !req
123. I'm not one to clamor
to be cool, you know.Copy !req
124. Wow. Way to put an analytical psychology
spin on this barn party, Matt.Copy !req
125. That's awesome.Copy !req
126. Awesome.Copy !req
127. - You're awesome.
- Hey, Matt.Copy !req
128. Hey, what did Jung say about glow sticks?Copy !req
129. You filming my girlfriend?Copy !req
130. Yes or no?Copy !req
131. No, I... I'm not filming anything.
I'm just filming the party. Okay.Copy !req
132. I should break your bitch-ass nose.
You know that?Copy !req
133. No, I wasn't...
Don't talk back to me.Copy !req
134. Bitch.
Okay.Copy !req
135. Andrew?Copy !req
136. Andrew.Copy !req
137. Andrew.Copy !req
138. With the camera.Copy !req
139. Can we... Can we use that thing?
What?Copy !req
140. We found the craziest shit,
and we gotta get it on tape.Copy !req
141. Uh, it's not...
What's up, man?Copy !req
142. You okay?
Yeah. I'm... I'm Andrew.Copy !req
143. Okay. I'm Steve.Copy !req
144. Steve Montgomery.
Yeah, I know.Copy !req
145. Really?Copy !req
146. Matt and I were just hanging out,Copy !req
147. and we found this cool little...Copy !req
148. this thing.
Wait. You're with Matt?Copy !req
149. You might want to get it on tape.
No, I just... I don't really.Copy !req
150. Dude, just come on.
Just come get it on tape. It'll be cool.Copy !req
151. I don't know.
Trust me.Copy !req
152. All right.
Yeah, man.Copy !req
153. You know there are, like,
tons of girls around here, right?Copy !req
154. And you're all by yourself
next to a tree?Copy !req
155. I'm just really picky.Copy !req
156. Listen. I really don't think... Is there a
light on that thing? Like, on the camera?Copy !req
157. Uh, yeah. Here.Copy !req
158. What were you guys
doing out here?Copy !req
159. A bunch of people were out here 'cause
we were, like, obsessed with the thing.Copy !req
160. What thing?Copy !req
161. You'll see.Copy !req
162. Oh, that's... that's right!
Andrew Detmer!Copy !req
163. I remember you from homeroom,
freshman year.Copy !req
164. You always had that
gray zip-up hoodie.Copy !req
165. Garetty!
You remember that?Copy !req
166. Yeah, I got a... I got a thing for faces,
which is why I'm going into politics.Copy !req
167. Ironically enough,
'cause I'm so ridiculously hi...Copy !req
168. Down here!
Ah, there we go.Copy !req
169. Garetty, what's up?
I see you! Matt!Copy !req
170. You see me?
Yeah, where did everybody go?Copy !req
171. They left! They left! Come on.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!Copy !req
172. Do you see that?
Guys, what is that?Copy !req
173. Do you see it? Is that the camera?
Yeah, I got him!Copy !req
174. Do you guys know how to get back from here?
Is it still making that sound?Copy !req
175. Yes. Did you tell Andrew?
Andrew, it's making that sound, dude.Copy !req
176. Dude, come and listen to this.
Listen to this.Copy !req
177. No, no, no, no.
You gotta get in. Okay, okay.Copy !req
178. You gotta get close, like literally almost in the hole.
Okay, don't push me. Just don't push me.Copy !req
179. Check this shit out. We're not gonna push you in.
We're just trying to get it on camera.Copy !req
180. Listen. Can you hear that?
Shh, shh.Copy !req
181. What...Copy !req
182. I think we got it.Copy !req
183. Wait. How creepy is that?Copy !req
184. Is this sound coming up? I don't know.
I mean, probably. It's pretty loud, right?Copy !req
185. Hello! All right, dude.
We're going inside.Copy !req
186. I'm going back. Come on, you guys.
I gotta know.Copy !req
187. Matt, seriously,
we... Hey, wait, wait. Steve!Copy !req
188. Steve!Copy !req
189. Oh, shit! He's a ninja.Copy !req
190. Matt!Copy !req
191. Whoa, Matt, Matt, Matt.
What are you doing?Copy !req
192. Are you serious?Copy !req
193. Andrew, can you give me some light?
Matt, don't be an idiot.Copy !req
194. Whoop! Whoop!Copy !req
195. Matt!
Matt, you're my ride home!Copy !req
196. Smells terrible.
You guys!Copy !req
197. Matt!Copy !req
198. Hello?Copy !req
199. Andrew's such a pussy. All right.
Does it go down much deeper, or what?Copy !req
200. - Yeah, man. It goes really, really far.
- Andrew, bring the light.Copy !req
201. Look at the walls.
It's like a straight shot down.Copy !req
202. Probably already come
like 40 or 50 feet.Copy !req
203. Yeah, just don't
talk about it, okay?Copy !req
204. You ever... You ever heard of
Plato's “Allegory of the Caveâ€Copy !req
205. I don't know, Matt.
Let's just get this over with.Copy !req
206. Oh, Shit!Copy !req
207. Holy shit.Copy !req
208. The hell is that?Copy !req
209. Matt, I'm not kidding.
I can't breathe.Copy !req
210. Come on.
Andrew, look at this.Copy !req
211. What...Copy !req
212. Can you believe this?Copy !req
213. Matt.Copy !req
214. What am I looking at?Copy !req
215. Ah, shit! I am
freaking out right now!Copy !req
216. Matt!
Can we get out of here, please?Copy !req
217. Is it showing up
on the camera like that?Copy !req
218. I don't know, man.Copy !req
219. It's messing with it. I
don't really want to film...Copy !req
220. Dude, I'll buy you a new one.Copy !req
221. Touch one.Copy !req
222. Matt!Copy !req
223. Matt, look at this!
What?Copy !req
224. Look at this!Copy !req
225. Dude, what is...Copy !req
226. Dude, no way!Copy !req
227. It's changing colors!
Oh, my God.Copy !req
228. Must be reacting to heat.Copy !req
229. - I can't hear you over that...
- This is awesome.Copy !req
230. Oh! Dude, your nose!Copy !req
231. Steve, Steve!Copy !req
232. Steve!Copy !req
233. Steve!Copy !req
234. Matt, dude, put your phone down.
Turn it off.Copy !req
235. Okay, okay, okay.
Steve, you too.Copy !req
236. All right.
We have to document this.Copy !req
237. - Okay. Are you guys ready?
- Yeah. I'm ready.Copy !req
238. All right. Here we go.
Okay, Steve... What?Copy !req
239. Can you move to your left?Copy !req
240. Here?
Um, yeah. That's good.Copy !req
241. And then, Matt,Copy !req
242. can you just go
right in front of Steve?Copy !req
243. Um...Copy !req
244. Here? Yeah, perfect.
Yeah, yeah. Okay.Copy !req
245. This is the ball test.Copy !req
246. You ready?
Yep.Copy !req
247. What the shit, Steve?Copy !req
248. Get off! Get off!
What are you doing? Underhand.Copy !req
249. I tried, man. I tried.Copy !req
250. Let's do it. Let's do it.
All right.Copy !req
251. All right. Wait, wait.
We good?Copy !req
252. We said underhand, right?
Yeah, it is underhand. Yeah.Copy !req
253. Okay.Copy !req
254. Underneath. I'm on you.
You're not gonna get me this time.Copy !req
255. You ready? Yeah.Copy !req
256. I'm on it. Yeah.
I don't know what you're talking about.Copy !req
257. Let's go.Copy !req
258. Yeah!
The crowd goes wild!Copy !req
259. Yeah, I'm ready. All right.
Matt, beam him. Beam him.Copy !req
260. I'm... I'm going to.
Beam him.Copy !req
261. Oh!
No way! Shit!Copy !req
262. Wait, wait, wait.
That's great!Copy !req
263. He did it!
I did it! I did it!Copy !req
264. That is crazy!
Oh, my God!Copy !req
265. Look at it!
Oh, my God!Copy !req
266. Holy shit! Oh, my God.Copy !req
267. Oh, my God. Oh, dude, you're bleeding.
You're bleeding.Copy !req
268. Oh, man, shit.
Stop, stop, stop. Get a tissue.Copy !req
269. You did it! Yes!Copy !req
270. Oh. All right. Pop-up.
Ready? Yeah.Copy !req
271. Yes!Copy !req
272. Put on the music.
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
273. Yes.Copy !req
274. Matt, you have... you have to pretend like
you're squeezing them together with your hands.Copy !req
275. That's what I'm doing.
Look. That's what I'm doing.Copy !req
276. - I can't do it, dude.
- I give up.Copy !req
277. You do it.
You're better at this than I am.Copy !req
278. Oh, really? Am I?
Really?Copy !req
279. Just do it.Copy !req
280. Sick.Copy !req
281. Dude, I hate you!
That's...Copy !req
282. I'm impressed, man.
I am impressed. That's amazing.Copy !req
283. That was awesome, dude.Copy !req
284. Oh, no!
Come on, dude.Copy !req
285. That is not cool.
What?Copy !req
286. That is not cool.
My Legos.Copy !req
287. You've been hanging out with
those two guys for the last three weeks.Copy !req
288. “Three weeks.â€Copy !req
289. I think you're hiding something from me.
You better call me back.Copy !req
290. Wow. I love you.Copy !req
291. I'm gonna get a brick through my window.
I am legitimately scared.Copy !req
292. I have an election coming up,
and I don't have time for this.Copy !req
293. Dude, why are you asking us
for advice on girls?Copy !req
294. Because we're his mistress.Copy !req
295. So, what, you think it's,
like, radiation or something?Copy !req
296. - Radiation from what?
- Dude, it's the government.Copy !req
297. What?
Matt, what are you talking about?Copy !req
298. I'm feeling pretty
spelunked out actually.Copy !req
299. Andrew, relax.Copy !req
300. That's so weird. It looks
completely different during the day.Copy !req
301. Look. I don't care, okay?
I am not going in the hole again.Copy !req
302. Asshole.Copy !req
303. It's like sunk in or something.Copy !req
304. There goes your old
camera, dude. Oh, shit.Copy !req
305. That's weird.
I can still feel it down there.Copy !req
306. I can't believe
we made it out of there.Copy !req
307. Well, I mean, that answers that, right?Copy !req
308. Um, what does?
We still don't know what happened.Copy !req
309. No Well, we're still alive.Copy !req
310. I mean, I was definitely Hey!Copy !req
311. You kids can't be here, okay?
You gotta move on out. What?Copy !req
312. The ground's unstable.
We're taping the whole place off.Copy !req
313. Okay. We're going.Copy !req
314. Vote for Steve!Copy !req
315. New camera's
working out for you.Copy !req
316. That's good. Yeah,
it's pretty cool, right?Copy !req
317. Yeah, smaller.
Does that shoot on tape?Copy !req
318. No, it just... It, like,
records right onto the camera.Copy !req
319. No, I just want to record all the
stuff that we can do, you know.Copy !req
320. Yeah, but it's like all the time.Copy !req
321. You don't feel like
it's a little weird,Copy !req
322. like it puts a barrier between
you and everything else?Copy !req
323. Uh, I don't know.Copy !req
324. Maybe I want a barrier.Copy !req
325. So, like, what's up with your dad?
What's his story? What does he do?Copy !req
326. Um, my dad's a firefighter.Copy !req
327. Okay. That's cool. Oh, man, that must have been awesome...
Yeah, well, he was, I guess.Copy !req
328. What happened? Uh, I don't know.
He didn't die or anything.Copy !req
329. He just... He got injured on
the job, and now he, um...Copy !req
330. he collects the insurance,
you know.Copy !req
331. Um, so he doesn't
really do anything.Copy !req
332. He just... He, um... He'll go out during
the day, but I don't know where he goes.Copy !req
333. Uh, he drinks a lot.Copy !req
334. I know that much.Copy !req
335. I've actually been having
some problems with my parents too.Copy !req
336. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
337. Yeah. I mean,
they're nothing like yours.Copy !req
338. I mean, not like that...
I just... Never mind.Copy !req
339. They just been fighting a lot lately.Copy !req
340. And I think my mom
is actually cheating on my dad.Copy !req
341. Can you not say
anything about that?Copy !req
342. Yeah. No way. Thanks.Copy !req
343. Yes. Karen Detmer.
D-E-T-M-E-R.Copy !req
344. Yes. Thank you.Copy !req
345. She's in pain.Copy !req
346. She needs something stronger.Copy !req
347. Her breathing's worse.Copy !req
348. Sir, she's suffering.Copy !req
349. Please help me.Copy !req
350. I'm on disability.
I can't afford $700.Copy !req
351. Please, don't put me on hold! She can't breathe, okay?
I don't know what to do any more.Copy !req
352. Is it on?Copy !req
353. Yeah. Yeah. You got it.Copy !req
354. I want to remember you like this.Copy !req
355. Oh, Mom.Copy !req
356. You're stronger than this.Copy !req
357. Can you say that for me?Copy !req
358. Please?Copy !req
359. I'm stronger than this.Copy !req
360. Oh, nice.Copy !req
361. All right. Here. Watch this.Copy !req
362. Weak.
Hey, Matt.Copy !req
363. Yeah?Copy !req
364. Do you like me?Copy !req
365. Um, yeah, of course.Copy !req
366. I mean, you know, I didn't...Copy !req
367. I mean, you know, I didn't always.
What do you mean?Copy !req
368. I don't know.
Like, you haven't...Copy !req
369. You haven't always been
super easy to talk to, you know.Copy !req
370. I mean, I'm not saying that
you're not now. I'm just...Copy !req
371. You're such an asshole.Copy !req
372. That's what I'm talking about, dude.
You're hostile, see?Copy !req
373. Better.Copy !req
374. Hey, Matt.
Yeah?Copy !req
375. Do you ever think about, like,Copy !req
376. doing more with it?Copy !req
377. What, with this?Copy !req
378. Not really.Copy !req
379. Why? What else is there?Copy !req
380. “Telekinesis.â€Copy !req
381. “The ability to move, lift, vibrateâ€Copy !req
382. That's my favorite.Copy !req
383. “Spin, bend, break
or impact objects...Copy !req
384. through the direct influence of mental
power or other nonphysical means.â€Copy !req
385. Okay.
Sounds familiar.Copy !req
386. It does sound familiar.
Very familiar.Copy !req
387. You want to see direct influence?Copy !req
388. She's wearing black today.Copy !req
389. Hi.
That's direct influence.Copy !req
390. week, in my room.
Just listen.Copy !req
391. I'm just that much stronger. Even last
night I got my whole bed off the ground.Copy !req
392. No nosebleed. Yeah?
I've been lifting weights too.Copy !req
393. This is my theory though
is that it's like a muscle.Copy !req
394. Like, it's elastic. If you stretch
it too far, too quick, it'll tear.Copy !req
395. Ew.Copy !req
396. That's why I think we're
getting stronger, you know,Copy !req
397. because we're working it out,
getting buff.Copy !req
398. Buff.Copy !req
399. How about this for a workout?Copy !req
400. Holy shit!Copy !req
401. That was awesome.Copy !req
402. Classy.Copy !req
403. Mm-hmm.
Attractive.Copy !req
404. I think it's time we took this
out of the backyard.Copy !req
405. Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Right here. This is perfect.Copy !req
406. Really? This is it.Copy !req
407. Matt. Yah!Copy !req
408. Let's get this one.Copy !req
409. Whoa! Hey! Hello!Copy !req
410. Hey, what Andrew.Copy !req
411. Help! Somebody grab that!Copy !req
412. Whoa! Whoa! Stop!Copy !req
413. - Okay, I'll get the top.
- I'll get the top. Got it. Got it.Copy !req
414. - Let's get the legs.
- Okay. Wait.Copy !req
415. I'm flying!Copy !req
416. She's just looking at it.Copy !req
417. What you looking at, girl?
Stay in school!Copy !req
418. Okay, see the guy
chewing the gum?Copy !req
419. I'm gonna get the gum and pull
it right out of his mouth.Copy !req
420. Okay, I got him.Copy !req
421. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Why are we running?
We don't need to run.Copy !req
422. Five... I
don't want to do it.Copy !req
423. Four...
Dude, I don't want to do it.Copy !req
424. You're creating a scene. I don't want to do it.
Come on, Matt. Don't be a bitch about it.Copy !req
425. Just do it.
Put your hand on the table.Copy !req
426. Okay. Are you ready? Do it.
Give me a countdown.Copy !req
427. I will. I promi...
Owh!Copy !req
428. Oh, snap!Copy !req
429. Like I said You
gotta pay for that now.Copy !req
430. Like I said. See?
Holy crap.Copy !req
431. Man! Just pretend that there's a
barrier over your hand, right? And then...Copy !req
432. Mm-hmm. When things are gonna
hit you, as long as you're ready,Copy !req
433. - they will not hurt you because of the barrier.
- That's so sick.Copy !req
434. That's me right there. I need that.
Steve, Steve, you have to try this, dude.Copy !req
435. Give me your hand.Copy !req
436. When I was a kid though, I actually... I
actually did want to be a police officer.Copy !req
437. A cop?
No shit? Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
438. You do know that you can't smoke
weed when you're a cop, right, Matt?Copy !req
439. Oh, no. Really?
Uh, I didn't know.Copy !req
440. Uh, but, no, I... I... I just...
I really got into, like, altruism.Copy !req
441. What does that mean?
What does “altruismâ€Copy !req
442. It's like wanting to make things
better for everyone.Copy !req
443. Really? This coming from the man who is
always talking about how pointless life is.Copy !req
444. Yeah, I know, but this is what
I've been thinking about lately.Copy !req
445. Like, I'm looking back,
and I just think...Copy !req
446. the way I used to think about things
was probably a lot better, you know.Copy !req
447. So, what, you want to go out and
start a charity or something?Copy !req
448. That's lame.
Wait. Why is that lame?Copy !req
449. Uh, I don't know.Copy !req
450. Douche bag.Copy !req
451. I'm not good at everything.
I just do my best at everything.Copy !req
452. All right?
That's what it's about.Copy !req
453. I mean, you talk about philosophy
and shit all the time,Copy !req
454. but what has he really done, hmm?Copy !req
455. Have you even applied
to colleges yet?Copy !req
456. No, but I'm getting...
I'm getting to it.Copy !req
457. Yeah, well, you should get to it.
I'm just saying. I am.Copy !req
458. You could use some of that.Copy !req
459. You could use some “Shut the hell up.â€Copy !req
460. You just lack initiative. It's not
that big... Oh, yeah? You lack a dick.Copy !req
461. Boys, please tell us
what's going on here.Copy !req
462. Uh, well, it would seem that a
Virgin Mary has appeared...Copy !req
463. in the syrup
of a local man's pancake.Copy !req
464. No, it has not.Copy !req
465. Uh, well, it will in a second, okay?
Just hold on.Copy !req
466. Oh, that is definitely some
supernatural shit going on here.Copy !req
467. Um, excuse me.
Can you come here real quick?Copy !req
468. Um, can you just look at that?Copy !req
469. Ay, Dios mio!Copy !req
470. Grounder.
Too much pressure.Copy !req
471. Andrew.Copy !req
472. Oh, dude. Come on.
Leave her alone.Copy !req
473. Oh, seriously?Copy !req
474. Dude!Copy !req
475. Oh, come on.
That is so messed up.Copy !req
476. She's gonna get fired.
I didn't know...Copy !req
477. That is disgusting.
But do you guys share cups on the team?Copy !req
478. No, we don't share cups, man.Copy !req
479. You see that car though?Copy !req
480. The red one.
Yeah.Copy !req
481. All right.
The gum was cool.Copy !req
482. All right. You tried.
It was a failed attempt though.Copy !req
483. Watch this.Copy !req
484. What are you doing?
Watch.Copy !req
485. Go, go, go.Copy !req
486. What?Copy !req
487. No way!Copy !req
488. Holy shit!Copy !req
489. Dude! Holy crap!Copy !req
490. What? What?Copy !req
491. That's what I'm talking about!
Did anybody see?Copy !req
492. Steve Montgomery for president!Copy !req
493. - I'm having, like, a face period.
- Oh, man.Copy !req
494. Pause.Copy !req
495. You guys.
You guys, here she comes.Copy !req
496. Here she comes!
Oh...Copy !req
497. Don't look.
Don't look, don't look.Copy !req
498. Steve, don't look.Copy !req
499. She can't find...
She thinks it's stolen.Copy !req
500. She has no idea. Yes,
it was the black guy this time.Copy !req
501. “l could have sworn
I parked it right here. Where is my car?"Copy !req
502. Ignore us.Copy !req
503. We're just...
Mormons.Copy !req
504. What does that mean?Copy !req
505. What does that mean?Copy !req
506. Uh-oh! Uh-oh!Copy !req
507. Garetty's...
Garetty's having a giggle fit.Copy !req
508. That was
so... It was amazing.Copy !req
509. I know. Just take it easy
with the merchandise.Copy !req
510. How did nobody see that?
It was out in the open.Copy !req
511. Her face!
I cannot get her face out of my mind!Copy !req
512. That was awesome.Copy !req
513. Who is this?Copy !req
514. So many ideas
of stuff that we can do!Copy !req
515. Go around.
That's just some redneck asshole.Copy !req
516. Go around. Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve.
Take the camera. Take the camera.Copy !req
517. All right. Just make sure
it's zoomed out all the way.Copy !req
518. - Got ya. I can see you.
- Okay, buddy.Copy !req
519. What you gonna do?Copy !req
520. What the hell
is this guy's problem?Copy !req
521. What are you doing?Copy !req
522. Abracadabra!Copy !req
523. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Andrew, shit!Copy !req
524. What the hell did you just do?
Matt, stop the car! Stop! Stop!Copy !req
525. Are you crazy? Pull down the road.
We gotta go down there right now.Copy !req
526. Guys, I'm sorry!Copy !req
527. What did you do?
Why did you do that?Copy !req
528. I didn't mean to.
I didn't...Copy !req
529. Shit! What the hell is wrong with you?
Look at this!Copy !req
530. Will you just calm down!
The guy's probably still in there!Copy !req
531. I'm sorry, okay?Copy !req
532. Andrew, stop, stop!
But I can... I can help!Copy !req
533. I can get him out.
Stop doing things!Copy !req
534. Steve! Steve!Copy !req
535. Steve, be careful!Copy !req
536. Shit! Shit!Copy !req
537. Oh, my God, Andrew.
Are you kidding me?Copy !req
538. Steve!Copy !req
539. Oh, God.
Oh, God.Copy !req
540. Goddamn it!Copy !req
541. Steve!Copy !req
542. Andrew! Oh...Copy !req
543. Shit!Copy !req
544. Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit!Copy !req
545. Oh, Matt, he's got him!
He's got him. He's got...Copy !req
546. Help me.Copy !req
547. I'll get in back of him.Copy !req
548. Get him up.Copy !req
549. Hang on. Steve, stay with him.
I'm gonna go get some help.Copy !req
550. Are you calling the cops?
Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
551. Will you stop? I can't hear them.
Will you hang up the phone?Copy !req
552. Yeah. It's just down past, uh, White
Crescent Bridge. Matt, he's fine.Copy !req
553. Matt, he's fine.
Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
554. Fine, Matt! Stop!
Stop! I can't hear...Copy !req
555. Hey! Hey! Over here!Copy !req
556. Peeled off the road and went straight
through the guardrail. Hey, is that on?Copy !req
557. This is a game or something? I don't
understand how you guys can be so angry.Copy !req
558. You don't understand
how we can be angry?Copy !req
559. Andrew, you... you put somebody
in the hospital tonight, okay?Copy !req
560. Do you understand that?Copy !req
561. Andrew, look at me.
You put a guy in the hospital!Copy !req
562. How do you feel about that?
You hurt somebody!Copy !req
563. Shit.
We need rules, okay?Copy !req
564. No using it on living things.Copy !req
565. You can't use it
when you're angry. That's it.Copy !req
566. I don't think we should beCopy !req
567. using it in public or
telling anybody about it.Copy !req
568. Look, you can't just declare rules, okay?
I will declare rules...Copy !req
569. You're the one that said that nothing matters.
I will declare rules.Copy !req
570. If we're gonna keep going, and we're
getting stronger, we need rules.Copy !req
571. We need rules, right?Copy !req
572. Matt's right. We need rules.Copy !req
573. Andrew! Answer the goddamn phone!Copy !req
574. Andrew!Copy !req
575. Matt, what did he say?Copy !req
576. Are you still mad at me?Copy !req
577. No, I'm not mad.
Well, you seem mad.Copy !req
578. I'm not mad. I just...Copy !req
579. I just think that we need to be more
careful now, you know? We can't...Copy !req
580. We have to think a little bit more. We can't just do things.
We have to think first, okay?Copy !req
581. I understand.
Okay.Copy !req
582. Why is Steve out in the boonies?Copy !req
583. Where are we?Copy !req
584. Steve?Copy !req
585. His car's right there.Copy !req
586. Yeah.
Steve, where you at?Copy !req
587. Steve!Copy !req
588. “Look up.â€Copy !req
589. Hello, boys.Copy !req
590. What is up?
No. No.Copy !req
591. Wait, guys. Wait, wait, wait.
Check me out. Hear me out.Copy !req
592. - You're flying!
- Holy shit!Copy !req
593. Wait, wait, wait. Hear me out.
Hear me out. No way! No way!Copy !req
594. What are you doing?Copy !req
595. It's much easier than it looks. I swear.
It's much easier than it looks.Copy !req
596. Oh, my God, dude.Copy !req
597. Make sure you catch yourself.
Don't try and jump,Copy !req
598. or you'll just flip yourself.
I got it. I got it.Copy !req
599. Come on, Matt. Come on.
All right.Copy !req
600. Oh, shit!Copy !req
601. Oh, man!Copy !req
602. Eating dirt, man.
Why don't you get behind me?Copy !req
603. You were in my way.
What do you mean?Copy !req
604. Think Harrier jet.
Think Harrier jet.Copy !req
605. Oh, man.Copy !req
606. Goddamn it!
Are you okay?Copy !req
607. I'm watching.
Just let me concentrate.Copy !req
608. Focus! Focus!
Okay! Hold on.Copy !req
609. Is that your focus face?Copy !req
610. Oh, my God, dude.Copy !req
611. Whoo!
Bullshit!Copy !req
612. I'm up! I'm up!
Are you kidding me?Copy !req
613. Holy crap! Hold it!
Hold it!Copy !req
614. Oh, my God, dude. I am doing it.
Holy crap, dude.Copy !req
615. Yeah! That's it, man.
You're doing it.Copy !req
616. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
617. Okay. Okay. Andrew, don't fart.
We'll never find you again.Copy !req
618. Steve, stop me.
Stop me, stop me.Copy !req
619. Oh, my God.
Whoa, whoa.Copy !req
620. You are flying now.
You guys look so cute together.Copy !req
621. Whoa! I'm coming up.
I'm bringing the camera, okay?Copy !req
622. All right.Copy !req
623. All right.
How do we get down?Copy !req
624. Whoo-hoo! Yeah!Copy !req
625. Andrew!
It's freezing up here!Copy !req
626. I can't hear you.Copy !req
627. Activate hyperdrive!Copy !req
628. Whoo!Copy !req
629. Where the hell are we?Copy !req
630. Catch up! Let's go!
What?Copy !req
631. Whoo! This is insane!Copy !req
632. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
633. Dude!
All right, Andrew!Copy !req
634. Whoo!Copy !req
635. Tag, you're it!
Watch out.Copy !req
636. Pump the brakes!
Whoa! Aah!Copy !req
637. Hey, Matt! You're finally
good at something!Copy !req
638. It's so easy! Yeah!Copy !req
639. Aah! Yeah!Copy !req
640. Whoo!Copy !req
641. Whoa!Copy !req
642. Got it!Copy !req
643. Tebow time, baby!Copy !req
644. Yeah!Copy !req
645. Oh! Nice hands, Steve!Copy !req
646. Touchdown!
Throw it back to Daddy!Copy !req
647. Oh, dude. Nice catch, man! Yes!Copy !req
648. Steve!
Go deep! Hey, Matt!Copy !req
649. Do you hear that?Copy !req
650. What is that?Copy !req
651. Whoa! Steve!Copy !req
652. Oh, shit. Almost died, dude.
Holy shit. Holy shit.Copy !req
653. Almost died, man! Almost...Copy !req
654. Andrew, you saved my life!Copy !req
655. Oh, my God.
You saved my life!Copy !req
656. Oh, God, you saved my life!Copy !req
657. Oh, my God!Copy !req
658. Okay.
Holy shit.Copy !req
659. Is that the camera?
You saved me and the camera?Copy !req
660. Please tell me you got that on tape!
You have to...Copy !req
661. Ah, shit.Copy !req
662. What the hell We're alive!Copy !req
663. What do you mean? The hell happened?
You didn't see what happened?Copy !req
664. Oh, shit! Andrew!
Andrew! You're a genius!Copy !req
665. We got to see this! Holy...Copy !req
666. All right. Oh. Holy shit.Copy !req
667. Wait. Oh, God!
We're on the ground. Yes!Copy !req
668. Whoo!Copy !req
669. We have broken history!Copy !req
670. I mean, I'm talking about
since the caveman times.Copy !req
671. Uh, the Egyptians,
the Wright brothers.Copy !req
672. Come here, Matt. Come here.
Get in here. Get in.Copy !req
673. Say it. €œl can fly.â€Copy !req
674. I can fly.
I can fly!Copy !req
675. Oh, come on.
Say it with your chest!Copy !req
676. I can fly!
Say it, Matt.Copy !req
677. Shout it out!
I can fly!Copy !req
678. I can fly! I can fly!Copy !req
679. I tried to save you, man.
Andrew was just quicker.Copy !req
680. How does that go again?Copy !req
681. We almost died.Copy !req
682. Oh, please.
Gestures...Copy !req
683. How does she not notice though?Copy !req
684. Come on.
Let's be serious, guys.Copy !req
685. She definitely noticed
that it's gotten better.Copy !req
686. You just gotta be, you know...
Yeah?Copy !req
687. You just gotta be subtle.Copy !req
688. That is so cool.Copy !req
689. Dude. And I haven't
had sex since summer.Copy !req
690. I haven't had sex since ever.Copy !req
691. Really?
Really?Copy !req
692. That is completely unacceptable.
Well...Copy !req
693. How are you guys so cool?
How are you guys so cool, man?Copy !req
694. Liquid nitrogen.Copy !req
695. Hey, guys?Copy !req
696. Guys? You guys up?Copy !req
697. Yeah.Copy !req
698. Hey, uh...
Today was like...Copy !req
699. It was like, I think,
the best day of my life.Copy !req
700. Like, I mean...Copy !req
701. I'm thinking about it,
and I can't think of any day...Copy !req
702. that I liked better
than today, you know?Copy !req
703. I really... I think it was.Copy !req
704. Yeah.Copy !req
705. Unanimous.Copy !req
706. Yes.Copy !req
707. Okay. Good.Copy !req
708. Okay, check this out.
Say what you want,Copy !req
709. but I'm thinking about booking it
to Maui for the weekend.Copy !req
710. What's up with that?
Seriously?Copy !req
711. Well, we could do it. I mean,
I was thinking the same thing,Copy !req
712. except I've always
wanted to go to Tibet.Copy !req
713. Why Tibet?
Tibet?Copy !req
714. Yeah. I don't know.Copy !req
715. It seems really beautiful,
you know, with all the...Copy !req
716. Will you shut up? Shut...Copy !req
717. The monuments and mountains, you know?
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
718. I don't know. And the monks have achieved
such a high level of enlightenment...Copy !req
719. that they can, like,
float and shit, you know?Copy !req
720. So we would fit right in. We could
really mess with their heads as well.Copy !req
721. Yeah, but, like, seriously,
I think we should go.Copy !req
722. It would be really cool.
Peaceful.Copy !req
723. No, I think it's a really good idea.
I actually would like to go.Copy !req
724. I'm down.
You down, Steve?Copy !req
725. What...
I... I don't know, man.Copy !req
726. There's no bikinis in Tibet.
So I don't know if I'm down with that.Copy !req
727. It was brilliant. Ch, it was so amazing.
She might have lost her job.Copy !req
728. Oh, shit, dude.
I got my mom's birthday. I gotta go.Copy !req
729. It's Aunt Deb's birthday today?
Yeah. I gotta go. I gotta go.Copy !req
730. Tell her I said hi.
Later, Matt.Copy !req
731. All right, what do you want to do now?
Where do you want to go?Copy !req
732. I don't know. I mean,
I don't want to go home.Copy !req
733. Oh, do you want
to go into the city?Copy !req
734. Nah, it's rush hour, bro.
It's gonna be so much traffic. So what?Copy !req
735. Oh, yeah. That's right.
Duh! Let's go.Copy !req
736. Oh, hey. Sorry, I just...Copy !req
737. Hi.Copy !req
738. Do you mind if I film you?Copy !req
739. Uh, a little bit. I don't really
like being on camera actually.Copy !req
740. Well, maybe it's,
like, exposure therapy.Copy !req
741. Yeah. No, I just came by
to give you something actually.Copy !req
742. You did?
Yeah.Copy !req
743. What?Copy !req
744. I was watching your, um...Copy !req
745. your... your...
you know, your blog?Copy !req
746. There's a drought
in the Central African Republic, right?Copy !req
747. Yeah. So I saw that and I thought it
seems pretty cool, and it's cheap too,Copy !req
748. so I thought why not?Copy !req
749. Totally.
Yeah.Copy !req
750. Yeah, I can tell that
you're really global and big picture,Copy !req
751. concerned about that kind of stuff.
Yeah.Copy !req
752. You know, Matt, you can
just mail this yourself.Copy !req
753. I'm not your mom.Copy !req
754. Okay. I mean, I just...Copy !req
755. What is this?
Is this, like, the new you?Copy !req
756. You got too smart to have fun
in eighth grade. So now what?Copy !req
757. No.Copy !req
758. Casey, Casey, Casey,
Casey, Casey, Casey.Copy !req
759. Listen, listen. Can I
just talk to you for a second?Copy !req
760. Can I just tell you something?
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
761. I just... I... I...Copy !req
762. I just want you to know
I'm not, you know, who I was... now.Copy !req
763. You know, I'm cool.
I'm just...Copy !req
764. You're cool?Copy !req
765. High school popularity just seemed
like this weird backward contest,Copy !req
766. and I thought since
I knew that, I could just...Copy !req
767. That made you better
than everybody else.Copy !req
768. No. No, no, no.Copy !req
769. I know what you mean.
I would separate myself from that.Copy !req
770. I get it.
You get it?Copy !req
771. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
772. I know it sounds weird.
I just wanted you to know that.Copy !req
773. To know that you're cool.Copy !req
774. Wow, I really screwed this up.Copy !req
775. Not as much as you might think.Copy !req
776. Really?
Good-bye.Copy !req
777. Casey...
I gotta go. Bye.Copy !req
778. Come on.Copy !req
779. Dude!
When did you start doing this?Copy !req
780. Like, since when?
What, with the camera?Copy !req
781. Yes, with the camera.
Um...Copy !req
782. I don't know. It's been
a little while, I guess.Copy !req
783. See... Oh.
I can't do that.Copy !req
784. I can't do stuff
that requires finesse.Copy !req
785. I tried to type my name out yesterday,
and I cracked my keyboard in half.Copy !req
786. No, dude. It's really easy. You just...
You think that you're holding it.Copy !req
787. See, that's what I'm talking
about right there. What?Copy !req
788. You're always thinking up
new shit that we can do, man.Copy !req
789. This is insane.
You know... I mean...Copy !req
790. Yeah.
Yeah.Copy !req
791. Yeah. Yes. I guess that I am.Copy !req
792. Whoo!Copy !req
793. Mom's, like, never home any more.Copy !req
794. I mean, you saw
how my dad is. He's just... quiet.Copy !req
795. Sits around.Copy !req
796. And it's pointless to talk to him about it
'cause he's got... nothing to say.Copy !req
797. See, it's different,
'cause you've always had friends,Copy !req
798. and people want to talk to you
and be around you.Copy !req
799. I never had any of that.
I mean, before this,Copy !req
800. I barely even hung out with
Matt, and he's my cousin.Copy !req
801. We were close
when we were little, but...Copy !req
802. I don't know.
In high school, everything changed.Copy !req
803. Ever been to the Space Needle?Copy !req
804. Yep. When I was, like, five.Copy !req
805. It's for tourists.Copy !req
806. Well, I don't know.
I mean, I went, um...Copy !req
807. I think I was, like, seven...Copy !req
808. with my dad one time and...Copy !req
809. I don't know.
It was actually a really good day.Copy !req
810. You remember that?Copy !req
811. Yeah.
Actually, I do.Copy !req
812. You know, I've been
meaning to ask you.Copy !req
813. Winter break is coming up.Copy !req
814. You should do
the talent show with me.Copy !req
815. No way.Copy !req
816. Why not? It'd be good for you
to get out there, you know.Copy !req
817. Meet some people, meet some girls.
Dude, I'm not... it's just not...Copy !req
818. What? Look, I'm just
really shy, okay?Copy !req
819. And I don't...
I don't even have any talents, so...Copy !req
820. What are you talking about, you
don't have... You have talent.Copy !req
821. You've got talent.Copy !req
822. Oh, dude, no way.Copy !req
823. You look handsome.Copy !req
824. Thanks, yes. Steve...Copy !req
825. let me borrow some of his
clothes to make me look cool or whatever.Copy !req
826. I'm glad you're spending
so much time with your friends.Copy !req
827. Yeah. Yeah, me too.Copy !req
828. Hey. What?Copy !req
829. How are you getting to school?Copy !req
830. I don't know what you mean.
Don't bullshit me, you idiot.Copy !req
831. Matt doesn't come.
He doesn't drive up.Copy !req
832. You leave the house.
Who the hell's giving you rides to school?Copy !req
833. M... Matt.
All right. You know what?Copy !req
834. You're lying.Copy !req
835. You're up to something,
and you can't hide it.Copy !req
836. You think
you can just slink, hmm?Copy !req
837. Sneak in, sneak around
my house, smiling?Copy !req
838. I'm onto your shit.Copy !req
839. How do you
even work this stupid thing?Copy !req
840. Ah! And we're in business.Copy !req
841. Boo!Copy !req
842. Hey. Hi.Copy !req
843. Um, what are you doing here?Copy !req
844. I'm filming for the talent show.Copy !req
845. Matt Garetty is filming for
the talent show. Yes, I am.Copy !req
846. Wow.Copy !req
847. What is this, some kind of
newfound school spirit?Copy !req
848. - How do you like it, huh?
- Being on camera?Copy !req
849. - I actually don't mind being on camera.
- Oh. Here we go.Copy !req
850. Ladies and gentlemen,
now coming to the stage...Copy !req
851. What? No philosophical comeback for me?
Steve Montgomery.Copy !req
852. You're probably gonna
want to get this on camera.Copy !req
853. All my underclassmen, come on.
Make some noise. That's not loud enough.Copy !req
854. How about my upperclassmen?
Come on. Make some noise!Copy !req
855. Yeah, Steve!Copy !req
856. Let me hear it from my
seniors, class of 2012!Copy !req
857. Yeah. Shh.Copy !req
858. Now I want you guys to give it up for the
young and very talented Mr. Andrew Detmer.Copy !req
859. - And you're on.
- Come on, y'all.Copy !req
860. - What are you guys doing?
- Let's go, let's go!Copy !req
861. Are you playing a prank on your cousin?Copy !req
862. That's mean, Matt.Copy !req
863. Just watch.Copy !req
864. Really?Copy !req
865. - Good luck!
- What's he doing?Copy !req
866. Show us some talent!Copy !req
867. Nice, Matt.Copy !req
868. Fifty-two Pickup!
Pick 'em up!Copy !req
869. No way!Copy !req
870. Yeah!Copy !req
871. Whoo!Copy !req
872. Go, Andrew!Copy !req
873. What? What?Copy !req
874. - Are they gonna walk on that?
- What do you think?Copy !req
875. Whoa. He's got it.
He's got it. He's got it.Copy !req
876. Easy.Copy !req
877. Yeah, you got it.Copy !req
878. Holy crap!Copy !req
879. Yeah! Cakewalk!Copy !req
880. Give it up, give it up, give it up!Copy !req
881. Oh, my God. Andrew is so amazing.Copy !req
882. Whoa!Copy !req
883. Give it up! Let's go!Copy !req
884. Seriously, how are they doing this?
I don't know.Copy !req
885. Magic.Copy !req
886. Whoo!Copy !req
887. That was amazing!
Yeah!Copy !req
888. Whoo! Whoo! Andrew!Copy !req
889. Oh, my God. I can see your head is, like,
exploding right now. What?Copy !req
890. This is the beginning of your downfall.
Hubris. Right there.Copy !req
891. What's hubris?
Ha, ha, ha.Copy !req
892. No, what does “hubrisâ€Copy !req
893. What does “seriouslyâ€Copy !req
894. Get in there.
Don't push me, dude. I'm going.Copy !req
895. Your fans await.
You're the man of the hour.Copy !req
896. Look at this house!
Oh, sick!Copy !req
897. Dude, this place looks huge.
I know.Copy !req
898. It's enormous.
Dude.Copy !req
899. Matt! Andrew!Copy !req
900. Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Steve! Oh, my God!Copy !req
901. Everybody's freaking out. Come on, man.
Everybody's been waiting for you.Copy !req
902. V.I.P. coming through.
Coming through!Copy !req
903. Andrew Copperfield
coming through!Copy !req
904. Make way, make way.Copy !req
905. Matt, come this way.
Drew, over here.Copy !req
906. Andrew Detmer's in the house!Copy !req
907. How are you feeling?
I'm... I'm... I'm doing good.Copy !req
908. - Yeah? Are you sure? Are you sure?
- Hey. Hey.Copy !req
909. Hello.
Andrew.Copy !req
910. Magic is so hot.
Oh, wow. Thanks.Copy !req
911. So, do you not remember me at all?
Um...Copy !req
912. Monica, right? Monica.
Yes!Copy !req
913. Setting the camera down.
I'm setting the camera down.Copy !req
914. What...
Oh.Copy !req
915. Oh. Excuse me.Copy !req
916. Have you ever played that, over there?Copy !req
917. Uh, no. I have never
played that, over there.Copy !req
918. No?
Never.Copy !req
919. I bet you're good at it.
Uh...Copy !req
920. What, you just throw the ball
into the cups? Yep. Yep.Copy !req
921. I actually could be good
at that right now. Yeah?Copy !req
922. Maybe.
Let's find out.Copy !req
923. No, no, no, no, no.
Come on!Copy !req
924. What?
Come on.Copy !req
925. Okay, okay.
Come on.Copy !req
926. Okay, I'm coming.
I'm coming.Copy !req
927. There you are.Copy !req
928. Amazing.Copy !req
929. That's what I'm talking about.Copy !req
930. Yeah! Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
931. Hey, where is Andrew anyway?Copy !req
932. Andrew's upstairs with the girl
with the pink hair.Copy !req
933. What, like, they went together?Copy !req
934. That's my boy. Of course they went together.
What are you talking 'bout?Copy !req
935. Hey, Andrew.
I hope you're seeing this.Copy !req
936. Congratulations, sir.Copy !req
937. I just wanted you to know, dude...Copy !req
938. I was really worried about you
before all this, you know?Copy !req
939. But, dude, things are gonna get
so much better for you now.Copy !req
940. I really, really feel that.Copy !req
941. And I want you to know
I love you, you know?Copy !req
942. I love you, man.
It's you and me.Copy !req
943. It's Detmer and Garetty,
extended family for life.Copy !req
944. Oh, sorry. Sorry. No, man.
Excuse yourself.Copy !req
945. Oh, man.Copy !req
946. When did I become the one who's out
here filming myself? Hey, Matt.Copy !req
947. Oh, hey. Hey, Casey.Copy !req
948. So what are you filming?Copy !req
949. Uh, it's just a thing.Copy !req
950. It's not like
eye of the storm or anything.Copy !req
951. Hey, I wanted to...
I wanted to tell you...Copy !req
952. I've really been...
it's been making me think a lot.Copy !req
953. I've been kind of
thinking about it in my...Copy !req
954. No, I have. Like, in my life.Copy !req
955. I've been thinking, if I applied myself,
what I could do.Copy !req
956. I could really...
I could change the world.Copy !req
957. I mean, it's really been...
You're drunk.Copy !req
958. What?Copy !req
959. Hey, Casey?Copy !req
960. I've basically been stalking you
since, like, sophomore year.Copy !req
961. Sorry, use of the word “stalking.â€Copy !req
962. You want to get out of here?Copy !req
963. Yeah.
Yeah?Copy !req
964. Yes. Yes, definitely.Copy !req
965. Uh, I... I have to drop off
the camera first though.Copy !req
966. Okay, you guys are getting ready
to witness history, all right?Copy !req
967. I'm like a proud dad right now
because behind these doors,Copy !req
968. Andrew Detmer becomes a man.Copy !req
969. He's a little boy behind there.
He's scared.Copy !req
970. He's like a butterfly,
getting ready to emerge...Copy !req
971. Oh, God!
From a cocoon or some shit like that.Copy !req
972. Disgusting weirdo!Copy !req
973. Wait. What happened?
Ha-ha. Okay...Copy !req
974. Is that...
Out of my way now!Copy !req
975. - Oh, man.
- Monica, what happened?Copy !req
976. Drew! Drew! It's okay, man.
Don't worry about it.Copy !req
977. Look, it happens to the
best of us, okay? Dude!Copy !req
978. You had
a little too much to drink...Copy !req
979. You... Oh. Oh.
Whoa, buddy.Copy !req
980. The hell's going on, dude?
Why are you laughing?Copy !req
981. Aw, man.
All over my jacket.Copy !req
982. Stop. Stop laughing.
What are you talking about?Copy !req
983. It's cool, man.
No, it's not cool, Steve. Stop.Copy !req
984. Stop what? It's cool, man.
Will you just get out of here?Copy !req
985. Get out! What's your problem?
Drew, Drew!Copy !req
986. You think this is funny?
No, I'm not laughing...Copy !req
987. Get out!Copy !req
988. Dad!Copy !req
989. Andrew! Please!
I need my medicine.Copy !req
990. Mom's in pain, all right?
She needs her pills! Where are you?Copy !req
991. Where are you?Copy !req
992. Dad!Copy !req
993. Hoarding a $500 camera while your mom dies in there?
I mean, how selfish can you be?Copy !req
994. I went through your camera.Copy !req
995. What did you see?Copy !req
996. Just you being a loser.Copy !req
997. You think that those people
are your friends?Copy !req
998. Huh? They're not.Copy !req
999. You're an embarrassment.Copy !req
1000. You're running around this town,
spending my money.Copy !req
1001. Look at me
when I'm talking to you!Copy !req
1002. I didn't spend any
of your money, Richard.Copy !req
1003. 'Cause I don't have
a dime to spend.Copy !req
1004. Every last cent...
Look at me!Copy !req
1005. Every last cent goes to
school for you... School?Copy !req
1006. And medication for your mother.
I go to a public school!Copy !req
1007. I can't even pay for a goddamn... You don't
pay for a public school, you idiot!Copy !req
1008. What did you call me?Copy !req
1009. Did you call me
an idiot, you shit?Copy !req
1010. Did you call me an idiot? Huh?Copy !req
1011. You piece of shit!Copy !req
1012. Get up. I said get up!Copy !req
1013. Get up!Copy !req
1014. I could crush you, you know that?
Stop it!Copy !req
1015. Crush you! Get...Copy !req
1016. Smile, Matt.Copy !req
1017. Oh, my God, Matt. Oh.Copy !req
1018. Can we not do the camera thing
right now, please?Copy !req
1019. What happened?Copy !req
1020. Uh... It just started
out of nowhere.Copy !req
1021. Are you okay?Copy !req
1022. My head hurts really bad.Copy !req
1023. That's probably Steve
calling your cell again.Copy !req
1024. I'll call him back later.Copy !req
1025. I think it's time to take...Copy !req
1026. Matt! Matt! Come on! Oh, wow.
I did not expect this.Copy !req
1027. Give me my...
Whoa!Copy !req
1028. Hey! Hey, asshole!Copy !req
1029. What are you doing up here?Copy !req
1030. Just leave me alone, Steve!Copy !req
1031. You can't be up here, dude.
This isn't safe.Copy !req
1032. I don't want to talk to anyone.Copy !req
1033. Bro! What are you
doing up here?Copy !req
1034. Leave me alone!Copy !req
1035. How did you find me?Copy !req
1036. I don't know, man.
My nose was bleeding.Copy !req
1037. I heard your voice
or something like...Copy !req
1038. What the hell
happened to your face?Copy !req
1039. Nothing, man.
Just leave me alone.Copy !req
1040. No, dude, that's not nothing.
That... Your dad!Copy !req
1041. Your dad beat the shit out of you.
He can't do that to you now.Copy !req
1042. Will you stop acting
like you give a shit?Copy !req
1043. Dude. Why are you talking to me like this?
I'm your best friend.Copy !req
1044. I don't have any friends!Copy !req
1045. You were never my friend
before any of this.Copy !req
1046. I hang out with you and Matt,
like, every day!Copy !req
1047. We're supposed to fly around the world together.
Don't you... Do you remember that?Copy !req
1048. You think I'm... Stop!
Just stop talking to me!Copy !req
1049. Why won't you just leave me alone?
Come on, man.Copy !req
1050. Steve, I'm
telling you, get away from me!Copy !req
1051. Get away from me now!
Please!Copy !req
1052. who, by the power of
God, are safeguarded in faith.Copy !req
1053. Even though you do not see
him now,Copy !req
1054. you rejoice with an indescribable
and glorious joy...Copy !req
1055. as you attain the goal
of your faith...Copy !req
1056. the salvation of your soul.Copy !req
1057. What are you doing?
You filming graves?Copy !req
1058. I don't get it.
What do you care?Copy !req
1059. You haven't been returning my calls.
Why aren't you returning my calls?Copy !req
1060. I've been busy.
No, you haven't.Copy !req
1061. Why aren't you
returning my calls?Copy !req
1062. I just don't feel like talking.Copy !req
1063. Turn off the camera.
No.Copy !req
1064. Andrew.
Andrew, turn off the camera.Copy !req
1065. Andrew? How did he
get struck by lightning...Copy !req
1066. during a storm with no
recorded lightning strikes?Copy !req
1067. How?Copy !req
1068. And they found Steve
out in the middle of a field.Copy !req
1069. Why would Steve go out in the middle of a
field during a lightning storm, Andrew?Copy !req
1070. I don't know.
Why? What?Copy !req
1071. I don't know
what happened, Matt!Copy !req
1072. I don't believe you, okay?
I don't believe you.Copy !req
1073. I want you to turn off the
camera and talk to me. Why?Copy !req
1074. 'Cause I want to have a conversation with you.
Don't tell me what to do, Matt.Copy !req
1075. You can't tell me what to do!
Don't ever tell...Copy !req
1076. Give me... Shut it off!
Get off of me!Copy !req
1077. Andrew...
Are you joking right now?Copy !req
1078. Is this a joke to you? I...Copy !req
1079. What did you do, Andrew?Copy !req
1080. What did you do?Copy !req
1081. Who am I supposed
to tell about this?Copy !req
1082. Who do I talk to?
Who do I talk to about this?Copy !req
1083. Why won't you just tell me
what happened, Andrew?Copy !req
1084. Please believe me, Steve.Copy !req
1085. Please, it's just I...Copy !req
1086. I don't know what I did. I...Copy !req
1087. I lost control, and...Copy !req
1088. and I'm so sorry.Copy !req
1089. This thing is just becoming
a part of me now,Copy !req
1090. and I don't...Copy !req
1091. I miss you, Steve.Copy !req
1092. all the drills. Good.
We're all pretty good, right?Copy !req
1093. Get ready. Go!Copy !req
1094. You guys?
Do not hesitate.Copy !req
1095. Did you hear who worked?Copy !req
1096. He was like.Copy !req
1097. Oh! Oh, Andrew!Copy !req
1098. Dry off!Copy !req
1099. Totally.Copy !req
1100. Hey, Wayne!Copy !req
1101. Okay, so, see this one here?Copy !req
1102. This one I got really clean
'cause I did this little, like,Copy !req
1103. lasso thing around the root,
you know?Copy !req
1104. But then these two...Copy !req
1105. these, I did not get as good.Copy !req
1106. See how they're broken?Copy !req
1107. I think it's because I got them from the
middle, you know, instead of the root.Copy !req
1108. Oh. Oh.Copy !req
1109. Oh. Sloppy.Copy !req
1110. I've been doing a lot of reading,
you know, like, online about, like...Copy !req
1111. just like evolution
and, like... and natural selection...Copy !req
1112. and how, like,
there's this thing, right?Copy !req
1113. It is called the apex predator,
right?Copy !req
1114. And basically what this is is the
strongest animal in the ecosystem, right?Copy !req
1115. And as human beings,Copy !req
1116. we are... we're considered
the apex predator,Copy !req
1117. but only because, like, smaller
animals can't feed on us...Copy !req
1118. because of weapons
and stuff, right?Copy !req
1119. The lion does not feel guilty
when it kills a gazelle. Right?Copy !req
1120. You do not feel guilty
when you squash a fly.Copy !req
1121. And I think
that means something.Copy !req
1122. I just think
that really means something.Copy !req
1123. This one I got really
clean 'cause I did this little, like,Copy !req
1124. lasso thing.Copy !req
1125. Andrew,
what happened at school? Huh?Copy !req
1126. I need to go and pick up my
mom's medication! Oh, yeah?Copy !req
1127. You're gonna break the rules again?
We're too strong for that now, Andrew!Copy !req
1128. If you did that, you know what I'd have to do!
You'd have to what?Copy !req
1129. You have to start thinking.
What would you have to do, Matt?Copy !req
1130. There are consequences
to what you do!Copy !req
1131. You could not do anything to me because I
am stronger than you. Stop that bullshit!Copy !req
1132. I know what you did. I'm not
gonna let you do it again!Copy !req
1133. I am not going to break
your stupid rules!Copy !req
1134. Okay? So just screw off
and stay out of my life!Copy !req
1135. I can't breathe.Copy !req
1136. Thank you.Copy !req
1137. Karen Detmer.
Just one moment.Copy !req
1138. We're gonna need
a next... day delivery.Copy !req
1139. Co-pay on that is $750.83.Copy !req
1140. Well, I don't have all that.
Son, I told your dad, and I'll tell you.Copy !req
1141. You can pay up front, and we
can order next... day delivery.Copy !req
1142. Other than that, I can't help you.
Prick.Copy !req
1143. I don't give a shit.
Do whatever you want.Copy !req
1144. Give me all your money.
Uh, what? Who is that?Copy !req
1145. Doesn't matter who it is.
Just give me all your money or else.Copy !req
1146. Or else? Shit, man.Copy !req
1147. Shit, man. Is that Andrew?Copy !req
1148. It sounds kind of like Andrew
under there.Copy !req
1149. And you got Andrew's
broke-ass backpack on.Copy !req
1150. Oh, you got a gat?
I got a gat too, bitch.Copy !req
1151. Dude!Copy !req
1152. Whoa, dude!Copy !req
1153. Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on!Copy !req
1154. Come on, come on, come on!Copy !req
1155. The camera needs to
stay on for our investigation.Copy !req
1156. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
1157. Can I have a moment
alone with my son?Copy !req
1158. If he regains consciousness,
notify the officer outside.Copy !req
1159. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
1160. Your mother's dead.Copy !req
1161. She died last night
while I was out looking for you.Copy !req
1162. I came home, and, uh,Copy !req
1163. she was there in her bed.Copy !req
1164. If I just could have
been there for her.Copy !req
1165. I was always there for her when
you were out screwing around.Copy !req
1166. And this one time...Copy !req
1167. this... one time...Copy !req
1168. that she needed me,
and you took me away!Copy !req
1169. I want you to apologize to me.Copy !req
1170. I know you can hear me, so I
want you to sit up right now...Copy !req
1171. and apologize to me.Copy !req
1172. You selfish, selfish asshole!Copy !req
1173. This is your fault!Copy !req
1174. You...Copy !req
1175. Do you hear me?Copy !req
1176. Your mother is dead,
and it is your fault!Copy !req
1177. Happy birthday!Copy !req
1178. Pound it? Pound it?Copy !req
1179. Go and get a present.
Go and get a present. Yeah.Copy !req
1180. - Yes, the big one.
- Oh, my God. Matt.Copy !req
1181. Matt, your nose again.Copy !req
1182. Are you okay?Copy !req
1183. Oh, shit!
Baby, you're really bleeding.Copy !req
1184. Matt, your nose!
Oh, my God.Copy !req
1185. Did you hear that?
How can you not hear that?Copy !req
1186. Hear what? What are you hearing?
It's so...Copy !req
1187. - Something's wrong with Andrew.
- Come in here! Casey!Copy !req
1188. We apologize for the
delay, but as of right now,Copy !req
1189. every news helicopier in Greater King
County is headed to Seattle. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1190. Again, right now,
we have verry little information,Copy !req
1191. but if appears a bomb has gone oh'
at Ballard Community Hospital.Copy !req
1192. Casey, come here. Come here.
Come here. Please. Please.Copy !req
1193. What? No, Matt. Are you seeing this?
Where are your keys at?Copy !req
1194. What? Matt... Just stay here.
I'll be back.Copy !req
1195. I just have to drive there, okay?
Please, wait! Matt, please!Copy !req
1196. Listen, Andrew's in trouble, okay?
Andrew's what?Copy !req
1197. I'm sure that Andrew is fine.Copy !req
1198. Andrew needs me! I need to get to the city.
Tell me what's going on.Copy !req
1199. Shit. I gotta get...
Is that a roadblock?Copy !req
1200. Nobody else is driving this way!
Talk to me!Copy !req
1201. - Casey, I need to think, okay?
- Stop!Copy !req
1202. I gotta find another way downtown.
Shit!Copy !req
1203. Go back and take
the Madison exit.Copy !req
1204. Come on.Copy !req
1205. Stay here, Casey. Stay here.
Wait!Copy !req
1206. Matt, wait for me!Copy !req
1207. All units, report to Ballard
Community Hospital.Copy !req
1208. Excuse me.Copy !req
1209. Sir, excuse me.Copy !req
1210. Matt!
What are we doing here?Copy !req
1211. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1212. You gotta put me down!
Please! Stop!Copy !req
1213. You did this to me!Copy !req
1214. Matt! Oh, my God!Copy !req
1215. Holy shit! Holy shit!Copy !req
1216. Matt! Casey, we gotta go!
We gotta go right now!Copy !req
1217. Get in the car!
Let's go.Copy !req
1218. Andrew's out of control.
What are you talking about?Copy !req
1219. I'm so sorry.
I wanted to tell you. I...Copy !req
1220. Oh, my God, Matt!
Stop the car!Copy !req
1221. It's gonna crash.
Holy shit!Copy !req
1222. Oh, shit!Copy !req
1223. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Get off the road now!Copy !req
1224. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1225. Hold on to me!Copy !req
1226. It's not me, it's Andrew!Copy !req
1227. Hold on!Copy !req
1228. I can't stop it! I can't control the car!
I can't control it.Copy !req
1229. Shit!Copy !req
1230. Andrew!
Oh, God, hold on!Copy !req
1231. Hold on to me!Copy !req
1232. I can't get the door open!Copy !req
1233. Oh, my God!
Andrew! Andrew, stop!Copy !req
1234. Casey! Matt!Copy !req
1235. Matt!Copy !req
1236. Help me!Copy !req
1237. Casey, hold on!Copy !req
1238. Matt.Copy !req
1239. Stay here. Okay?
You have to stay here. Okay?Copy !req
1240. Matt, please don't go!
Matt!Copy !req
1241. We got a car on fire
under the Needle. Possible casualties.Copy !req
1242. We need emergency response now.Copy !req
1243. I don't know how to describe this.Copy !req
1244. That is the Needle we're looking
at, and as you can see, there are...Copy !req
1245. You're not gonna believe this.Copy !req
1246. Are you seeing this?Copy !req
1247. Back away from the window!Copy !req
1248. What the hell are they doing up there?Copy !req
1249. Get down!Copy !req
1250. Seventeen, beware.Copy !req
1251. You Te gonna ha ve to divertCopy !req
1252. Andrew!
Andrew, look at me!Copy !req
1253. This has to stop right now, okay?
This is really, really bad!Copy !req
1254. Why did you catch him?Copy !req
1255. - Listen! Just focus, okay?
- I dropped him!Copy !req
1256. Why did you catch him?
Andrew, this is not a game!Copy !req
1257. Do you understand?
You're hurting people.Copy !req
1258. You're weak, Matt! You're all weak!Copy !req
1259. - Andrew...
- I'm stronger than all of this!Copy !req
1260. Andrew, listen to me, okay?
Just... Just... I need you to listen.Copy !req
1261. Just focus for a second.Copy !req
1262. Do not tell me what to do!Copy !req
1263. I'm trying to explain.
I got two individuals.Copy !req
1264. They can't stop us. It's not too
late for us to go. It is too late!Copy !req
1265. I'm done! It's over!Copy !req
1266. You treated me like shit!
You left me alone!Copy !req
1267. Andrew, you're not alone up here!
I'm here with you!Copy !req
1268. I should have been with you all along!
But I'm here now!Copy !req
1269. And we can stop this right now,
you and me!Copy !req
1270. Andrew, we can just fly away.
We can get out of here.Copy !req
1271. We can be family.Copy !req
1272. Andrew.
Andrew, look at yourself.Copy !req
1273. This isn't who you are.
I'm an apex predator.Copy !req
1274. What?Copy !req
1275. I'm an apex predator.Copy !req
1276. No! No!Copy !req
1277. Oh, my gosh!
Call the police!Copy !req
1278. Andrew, no!Copy !req
1279. Oh! Whoa!Copy !req
1280. Paul! Paul, stay away
from the window! Okay, okay!Copy !req
1281. Paul! Don't stand at the window!
Are you seeing this? Hey!Copy !req
1282. Stay down, babe! Stay down!Copy !req
1283. Andrew!Copy !req
1284. Two subjects down.
One injured, one mobile.Copy !req
1285. Andrew? Andrew, look at me.Copy !req
1286. This is all gonna be fine.
You're gonna be all right, okay?Copy !req
1287. I'm gonna get you help, okay?Copy !req
1288. All units, respond Code 4 to Denny Way.Copy !req
1289. Get out of here! It's not safe!Copy !req
1290. Andrew? Andrew?Copy !req
1291. Are you getting this?
Don't move!Copy !req
1292. Don't shoot! Don't shoot!Copy !req
1293. Hold on! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
I need help! I need help!Copy !req
1294. He appears
to be held at gunpoint but...Copy !req
1295. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1296. - Arms up in the air!
- Don't shoot, please!Copy !req
1297. He's hurt!Copy !req
1298. Get on the ground!
Wait! Wait!Copy !req
1299. Do what he says!
Now, get down!Copy !req
1300. - Do not get up!
- Get on the ground!Copy !req
1301. Please don't shoot!
We will shoot you!Copy !req
1302. - I'm not gonna do anything!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa! The glass!Copy !req
1303. Take him out!Copy !req
1304. Leave me alone!Copy !req
1305. Shit!Copy !req
1306. Whoa! Whoa! Wow!Copy !req
1307. We have multiple explosions.Copy !req
1308. Get in position!
We have 'em in our sights!Copy !req
1309. - We're covered!
- Hold it right there!Copy !req
1310. No! Stop!Copy !req
1311. We have you surrounded!Copy !req
1312. No!
Hands where we can see 'em!Copy !req
1313. Stay down! Stay down!Copy !req
1314. Stay down!
I repeat, do not move!Copy !req
1315. Additional units on the far side!Copy !req
1316. Yo, stay down!Copy !req
1317. Stay down! Don't move!Copy !req
1318. Andrew! Andrew!Copy !req
1319. Stop! Don't hurt them!
Andrew!Copy !req
1320. Open fire!Copy !req
1321. Andrew!Copy !req
1322. Andrew! Andrew, stop!Copy !req
1323. Please, stop!Copy !req
1324. Andrew!Copy !req
1325. Don't make me do this!Copy !req
1326. Stop!Copy !req
1327. reports of casualties.Copy !req
1328. At least two structures
have been destroyed.Copy !req
1329. I think they're both down!Copy !req
1330. Two men out.Copy !req
1331. Show me right now eastbound on...Copy !req
1332. Yes, sir.
I'm about two blocks away. I see it.Copy !req
1333. Move up.Copy !req
1334. Hey! Oh!
What are you doing?Copy !req
1335. Hey, Andrew.Copy !req
1336. I just wanted to say that...Copy !req
1337. I'm sorry and, uh,Copy !req
1338. I... I hope...Copy !req
1339. that you know that I did
what I had to do.Copy !req
1340. You're not a bad person.
I know that.Copy !req
1341. That's all that matters.Copy !req
1342. And, uh, I want you to know...Copy !req
1343. that I'm gonna be better
from now on.Copy !req
1344. I'm gonna help people.Copy !req
1345. I'm gonna find out
what happened to us down there.Copy !req
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