1. - What do you want?
- Why is this door locked, Andrew?
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4. Listen to me.
No, you're drunk.
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5. I'm what?
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6. Excuse me?
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8. Andrew?
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9. Dad, it is 7:30 in the a.m.,
and you are drunk.
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10. Listen. You don't tell me if I'm drunk
or not, you little shit. Aren't you?
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12. I'm filming this.
Huh?
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13. What? I bought a camera, and I'm
filming everything from here on out.
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14. And it is yours
right now for only 46.50! Yeah!
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to my new camera for me.
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17. Who's the audience? Just the millions
of people that are watching at home.
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18. Do I look awful?
No, no, no, Mom.
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You look great.
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Well, thanks, Mom.
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about the camera or...
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22. Uh, I don't know.
I'm... I'm filming things now.
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23. I'm filming everything.
You're filming everything?
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24. Yeah.
Okay.
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26. Have you ever read
any Arthur Schopenhauer?
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27. No. What is Arthur Schopenhauer?
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28. He's, um... He's this philosopher
that I'm reading at the moment.
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29. For school?
No, no.
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30. Uh, basically, human beings
have to recognize themselves...
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31. as beings of pure will, right?
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32. So all emotional and physical desires
can never be fulfilled.
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33. So basically you're telling me
that I should give up on life.
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34. Yes. Okay.
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35. - Come on, man!
- Oh, God.
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36. - I'll see you later.
- All right, dude. Peace.
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37. Learning time.
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39. Are you not coming in?
I'm gonna hang back a while, okay?
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40. Uh, you're gonna be late
for first period.
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41. This is my school.
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42. I guess.
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43. Okay.
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44. Hey, you! Hey, guy.
Vote for Steve for senior class president.
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45. Vote for Steve.
Yeah, I got it.
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46. This is where I eat lunch.
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48. Four, five, six, seven, eight.
And one...
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49. 'Cause I don't wanna
see anybody pull up. That's right.
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50. Way to your left. There you go, Jack.
That's right. Okay.
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51. A cohesive unit today.
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52. O-R-Y! V-I-C-T-O-R-Y!
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53. I don't want to see
any crap out there. All right?
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54. T-O-R-Y!
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All right.
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56. Hi.
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57. Could you not videotape us, please?
It's really creepy.
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58. Uh, no. I wasn't.
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59. Hi! This is the hallway
where my locker is.
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60. What is this?
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61. What's up, Detmer?
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62. Wow, you should be on television.
Man, you're on a film, man.
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63. Pretty on camera.
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64. Smile, man. You look pretty.
You gonna cry? You gonna cry?
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65. Sean, come on.
Give it back.
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66. Huh? You want your camera?
Piece of shit from, like, 2004?
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67. Here you go. Here she is.
In one piece.
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69. Almost.
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70. Assholes! Come on!
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71. All right.
You ready to bounce? Yeah.
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72. There's a party tonight.
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75. Wait.
I thought Haven Hills was closed.
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76. It's abandoned, yeah.
What, you don't want to go?
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78. When was the last time you went to a party?
I don't go to parties.
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79. You're a senior. You are a senior.
I don't go to parties.
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I'll think about it, okay?
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82. But when we go tonight, Andrew,
can I give you, like, a pro tip?
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83. What?
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85. Why?
Because it's a little weird.
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86. It serves a purpose.
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87. I'm... I'm just trying to be
a good cousin here, okay?
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88. This is me being your friend
and telling you...
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89. you should probably
not take the camera to a party.
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90. Okay.
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91. This is my street.
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92. And those are the official
douche bags of my street.
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93. What the hell's that?
Oh, great.
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94. Hey! What you doing?
Andrew!
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95. No, I wasn't... Don't film me, Detmer!
Don't film me.
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96. Run to your house, bitch!
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97. This is where I eat lunch.
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98. Out here on the bleachers.
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99. What do you want?
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100. When I say open that door, you
open the door. You got it?
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101. Finish your goddamn homework.
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102. Matt, are you sure it's here?
Dude, it's here. Calm down, okay?
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103. Oh, yeah.
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104. Wow. Look. A rave.
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105. Oh, wow. Look.
A nerd with a camera.
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106. What? Just don't follow
me around all night, okay?
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107. What do you mean? I thought... I thought
you wanted me to come with you.
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108. I did. I did. But just go and do
your own thing for once, okay?
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109. I don't drink.
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110. Hey! Hey!
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111. Excuse me.
Hey! Hey, what are you filming for?
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112. Oh, I don't... Um...
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113. Oh!
What?
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114. - I can't hear you.
- I'm just filming.
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115. - Oh. Oh, cool. Cool. I'm filming for my blog.
- Oh.
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It's actually...
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Hey.
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118. How you doing?
I'm good. I'm good.
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119. This is pretty lame, right?
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120. Why is it lame?
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121. You know, Jung said
parties are just...
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122. people's way of
seeking widespread validation.
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123. I'm not one to clamor
to be cool, you know.
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124. Wow. Way to put an analytical psychology
spin on this barn party, Matt.
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125. That's awesome.
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126. Awesome.
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127. - You're awesome.
- Hey, Matt.
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128. Hey, what did Jung say about glow sticks?
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129. You filming my girlfriend?
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130. Yes or no?
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131. No, I... I'm not filming anything.
I'm just filming the party. Okay.
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132. I should break your bitch-ass nose.
You know that?
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133. No, I wasn't...
Don't talk back to me.
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134. Bitch.
Okay.
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137. Andrew.
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138. With the camera.
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139. Can we... Can we use that thing?
What?
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140. We found the craziest shit,
and we gotta get it on tape.
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141. Uh, it's not...
What's up, man?
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142. You okay?
Yeah. I'm... I'm Andrew.
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143. Okay. I'm Steve.
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144. Steve Montgomery.
Yeah, I know.
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145. Really?
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146. Matt and I were just hanging out,
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147. and we found this cool little...
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148. this thing.
Wait. You're with Matt?
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149. You might want to get it on tape.
No, I just... I don't really.
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150. Dude, just come on.
Just come get it on tape. It'll be cool.
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151. I don't know.
Trust me.
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152. All right.
Yeah, man.
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153. You know there are, like,
tons of girls around here, right?
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154. And you're all by yourself
next to a tree?
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155. I'm just really picky.
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156. Listen. I really don't think... Is there a
light on that thing? Like, on the camera?
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157. Uh, yeah. Here.
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158. What were you guys
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159. A bunch of people were out here 'cause
we were, like, obsessed with the thing.
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160. What thing?
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161. You'll see.
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162. Oh, that's... that's right!
Andrew Detmer!
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163. I remember you from homeroom,
freshman year.
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164. You always had that
gray zip-up hoodie.
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165. Garetty!
You remember that?
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166. Yeah, I got a... I got a thing for faces,
which is why I'm going into politics.
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167. Ironically enough,
'cause I'm so ridiculously hi...
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168. Down here!
Ah, there we go.
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169. Garetty, what's up?
I see you! Matt!
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170. You see me?
Yeah, where did everybody go?
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171. They left! They left! Come on.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
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172. Do you see that?
Guys, what is that?
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173. Do you see it? Is that the camera?
Yeah, I got him!
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174. Do you guys know how to get back from here?
Is it still making that sound?
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175. Yes. Did you tell Andrew?
Andrew, it's making that sound, dude.
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176. Dude, come and listen to this.
Listen to this.
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177. No, no, no, no.
You gotta get in. Okay, okay.
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178. You gotta get close, like literally almost in the hole.
Okay, don't push me. Just don't push me.
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179. Check this shit out. We're not gonna push you in.
We're just trying to get it on camera.
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180. Listen. Can you hear that?
Shh, shh.
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182. I think we got it.
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183. Wait. How creepy is that?
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184. Is this sound coming up? I don't know.
I mean, probably. It's pretty loud, right?
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185. Hello! All right, dude.
We're going inside.
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186. I'm going back. Come on, you guys.
I gotta know.
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187. Matt, seriously,
we... Hey, wait, wait. Steve!
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188. Steve!
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189. Oh, shit! He's a ninja.
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190. Matt!
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191. Whoa, Matt, Matt, Matt.
What are you doing?
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192. Are you serious?
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193. Andrew, can you give me some light?
Matt, don't be an idiot.
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194. Whoop! Whoop!
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Matt, you're my ride home!
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196. Smells terrible.
You guys!
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197. Matt!
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198. Hello?
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199. Andrew's such a pussy. All right.
Does it go down much deeper, or what?
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200. - Yeah, man. It goes really, really far.
- Andrew, bring the light.
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201. Look at the walls.
It's like a straight shot down.
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202. Probably already come
like 40 or 50 feet.
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203. Yeah, just don't
talk about it, okay?
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204. You ever... You ever heard of
Plato's “Allegory of the Caveâ€
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205. I don't know, Matt.
Let's just get this over with.
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207. Holy shit.
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208. The hell is that?
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209. Matt, I'm not kidding.
I can't breathe.
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210. Come on.
Andrew, look at this.
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215. Ah, shit! I am
freaking out right now!
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Can we get out of here, please?
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217. Is it showing up
on the camera like that?
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218. I don't know, man.
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219. It's messing with it. I
don't really want to film...
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221. Touch one.
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What?
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226. Dude, no way!
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227. It's changing colors!
Oh, my God.
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228. Must be reacting to heat.
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229. - I can't hear you over that...
- This is awesome.
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230. Oh! Dude, your nose!
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Turn it off.
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Steve, you too.
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236. All right.
We have to document this.
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237. - Okay. Are you guys ready?
- Yeah. I'm ready.
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238. All right. Here we go.
Okay, Steve... What?
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240. Here?
Um, yeah. That's good.
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Yeah, yeah. Okay.
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Yep.
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What are you doing? Underhand.
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All right.
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251. All right. Wait, wait.
We good?
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252. We said underhand, right?
Yeah, it is underhand. Yeah.
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254. Underneath. I'm on you.
You're not gonna get me this time.
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255. You ready? Yeah.
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256. I'm on it. Yeah.
I don't know what you're talking about.
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257. Let's go.
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258. Yeah!
The crowd goes wild!
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259. Yeah, I'm ready. All right.
Matt, beam him. Beam him.
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260. I'm... I'm going to.
Beam him.
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No way! Shit!
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That's great!
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I did it! I did it!
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264. That is crazy!
Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God!
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266. Holy shit! Oh, my God.
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267. Oh, my God. Oh, dude, you're bleeding.
You're bleeding.
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268. Oh, man, shit.
Stop, stop, stop. Get a tissue.
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Ready? Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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273. Yes.
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274. Matt, you have... you have to pretend like
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275. That's what I'm doing.
Look. That's what I'm doing.
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276. - I can't do it, dude.
- I give up.
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You're better at this than I am.
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Really?
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281. Dude, I hate you!
That's...
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I am impressed. That's amazing.
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284. Oh, no!
Come on, dude.
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285. That is not cool.
What?
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My Legos.
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287. You've been hanging out with
those two guys for the last three weeks.
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289. I think you're hiding something from me.
You better call me back.
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291. I'm gonna get a brick through my window.
I am legitimately scared.
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292. I have an election coming up,
and I don't have time for this.
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for advice on girls?
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295. So, what, you think it's,
like, radiation or something?
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296. - Radiation from what?
- Dude, it's the government.
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297. What?
Matt, what are you talking about?
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298. I'm feeling pretty
spelunked out actually.
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299. Andrew, relax.
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300. That's so weird. It looks
completely different during the day.
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301. Look. I don't care, okay?
I am not going in the hole again.
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302. Asshole.
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303. It's like sunk in or something.
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304. There goes your old
camera, dude. Oh, shit.
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305. That's weird.
I can still feel it down there.
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306. I can't believe
we made it out of there.
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308. Um, what does?
We still don't know what happened.
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309. No Well, we're still alive.
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311. You kids can't be here, okay?
You gotta move on out. What?
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312. The ground's unstable.
We're taping the whole place off.
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working out for you.
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it's pretty cool, right?
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Does that shoot on tape?
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records right onto the camera.
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stuff that we can do, you know.
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What's his story? What does he do?
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Yeah, well, he was, I guess.
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328. What happened? Uh, I don't know.
He didn't die or anything.
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329. He just... He got injured on
the job, and now he, um...
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you know.
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331. Um, so he doesn't
really do anything.
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332. He just... He, um... He'll go out during
the day, but I don't know where he goes.
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some problems with my parents too.
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337. Yeah. I mean,
they're nothing like yours.
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I just... Never mind.
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340. And I think my mom
is actually cheating on my dad.
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342. Yeah. No way. Thanks.
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343. Yes. Karen Detmer.
D-E-T-M-E-R.
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I can't afford $700.
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351. Please, don't put me on hold! She can't breathe, okay?
I don't know what to do any more.
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362. Weak.
Hey, Matt.
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What do you mean?
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Like, you haven't...
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super easy to talk to, you know.
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you're not now. I'm just...
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372. That's what I'm talking about, dude.
You're hostile, see?
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Yeah?
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381. “The ability to move, lift, vibrateâ€
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383. “Spin, bend, break
or impact objects...
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power or other nonphysical means.â€
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Sounds familiar.
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386. It does sound familiar.
Very familiar.
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389. Hi.
That's direct influence.
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390. week, in my room.
Just listen.
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391. I'm just that much stronger. Even last
night I got my whole bed off the ground.
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I've been lifting weights too.
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is that it's like a muscle.
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394. Like, it's elastic. If you stretch
it too far, too quick, it'll tear.
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395. Ew.
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getting stronger, you know,
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getting buff.
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403. Mm-hmm.
Attractive.
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out of the backyard.
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Right here. This is perfect.
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412. Whoa! Whoa! Stop!
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413. - Okay, I'll get the top.
- I'll get the top. Got it. Got it.
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414. - Let's get the legs.
- Okay. Wait.
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415. I'm flying!
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416. She's just looking at it.
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417. What you looking at, girl?
Stay in school!
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418. Okay, see the guy
chewing the gum?
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419. I'm gonna get the gum and pull
it right out of his mouth.
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420. Okay, I got him.
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421. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Why are we running?
We don't need to run.
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422. Five... I
don't want to do it.
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423. Four...
Dude, I don't want to do it.
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424. You're creating a scene. I don't want to do it.
Come on, Matt. Don't be a bitch about it.
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425. Just do it.
Put your hand on the table.
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426. Okay. Are you ready? Do it.
Give me a countdown.
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427. I will. I promi...
Owh!
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428. Oh, snap!
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429. Like I said You
gotta pay for that now.
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430. Like I said. See?
Holy crap.
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431. Man! Just pretend that there's a
barrier over your hand, right? And then...
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432. Mm-hmm. When things are gonna
hit you, as long as you're ready,
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433. - they will not hurt you because of the barrier.
- That's so sick.
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434. That's me right there. I need that.
Steve, Steve, you have to try this, dude.
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435. Give me your hand.
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436. When I was a kid though, I actually... I
actually did want to be a police officer.
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437. A cop?
No shit? Yeah. Yeah.
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438. You do know that you can't smoke
weed when you're a cop, right, Matt?
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439. Oh, no. Really?
Uh, I didn't know.
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440. Uh, but, no, I... I... I just...
I really got into, like, altruism.
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441. What does that mean?
What does “altruismâ€
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442. It's like wanting to make things
better for everyone.
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443. Really? This coming from the man who is
always talking about how pointless life is.
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444. Yeah, I know, but this is what
I've been thinking about lately.
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445. Like, I'm looking back,
and I just think...
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446. the way I used to think about things
was probably a lot better, you know.
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447. So, what, you want to go out and
start a charity or something?
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448. That's lame.
Wait. Why is that lame?
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449. Uh, I don't know.
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450. Douche bag.
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451. I'm not good at everything.
I just do my best at everything.
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452. All right?
That's what it's about.
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453. I mean, you talk about philosophy
and shit all the time,
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454. but what has he really done, hmm?
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455. Have you even applied
to colleges yet?
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456. No, but I'm getting...
I'm getting to it.
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457. Yeah, well, you should get to it.
I'm just saying. I am.
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458. You could use some of that.
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459. You could use some “Shut the hell up.â€
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460. You just lack initiative. It's not
that big... Oh, yeah? You lack a dick.
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461. Boys, please tell us
what's going on here.
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462. Uh, well, it would seem that a
Virgin Mary has appeared...
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463. in the syrup
of a local man's pancake.
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464. No, it has not.
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465. Uh, well, it will in a second, okay?
Just hold on.
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466. Oh, that is definitely some
supernatural shit going on here.
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467. Um, excuse me.
Can you come here real quick?
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468. Um, can you just look at that?
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469. Ay, Dios mio!
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470. Grounder.
Too much pressure.
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471. Andrew.
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472. Oh, dude. Come on.
Leave her alone.
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473. Oh, seriously?
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474. Dude!
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475. Oh, come on.
That is so messed up.
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476. She's gonna get fired.
I didn't know...
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477. That is disgusting.
But do you guys share cups on the team?
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478. No, we don't share cups, man.
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479. You see that car though?
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480. The red one.
Yeah.
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481. All right.
The gum was cool.
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482. All right. You tried.
It was a failed attempt though.
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483. Watch this.
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484. What are you doing?
Watch.
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485. Go, go, go.
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486. What?
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487. No way!
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488. Holy shit!
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489. Dude! Holy crap!
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490. What? What?
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491. That's what I'm talking about!
Did anybody see?
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492. Steve Montgomery for president!
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493. - I'm having, like, a face period.
- Oh, man.
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494. Pause.
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495. You guys.
You guys, here she comes.
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496. Here she comes!
Oh...
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497. Don't look.
Don't look, don't look.
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498. Steve, don't look.
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499. She can't find...
She thinks it's stolen.
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500. She has no idea. Yes,
it was the black guy this time.
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501. “l could have sworn
I parked it right here. Where is my car?"
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502. Ignore us.
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503. We're just...
Mormons.
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504. What does that mean?
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505. What does that mean?
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506. Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
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507. Garetty's...
Garetty's having a giggle fit.
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508. That was
so... It was amazing.
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509. I know. Just take it easy
with the merchandise.
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510. How did nobody see that?
It was out in the open.
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511. Her face!
I cannot get her face out of my mind!
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512. That was awesome.
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513. Who is this?
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514. So many ideas
of stuff that we can do!
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515. Go around.
That's just some redneck asshole.
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516. Go around. Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve.
Take the camera. Take the camera.
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517. All right. Just make sure
it's zoomed out all the way.
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518. - Got ya. I can see you.
- Okay, buddy.
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519. What you gonna do?
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520. What the hell
is this guy's problem?
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521. What are you doing?
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522. Abracadabra!
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523. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Andrew, shit!
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524. What the hell did you just do?
Matt, stop the car! Stop! Stop!
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525. Are you crazy? Pull down the road.
We gotta go down there right now.
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526. Guys, I'm sorry!
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527. What did you do?
Why did you do that?
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528. I didn't mean to.
I didn't...
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529. Shit! What the hell is wrong with you?
Look at this!
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530. Will you just calm down!
The guy's probably still in there!
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531. I'm sorry, okay?
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532. Andrew, stop, stop!
But I can... I can help!
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533. I can get him out.
Stop doing things!
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534. Steve! Steve!
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535. Steve, be careful!
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536. Shit! Shit!
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537. Oh, my God, Andrew.
Are you kidding me?
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538. Steve!
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539. Oh, God.
Oh, God.
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540. Goddamn it!
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541. Steve!
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542. Andrew! Oh...
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543. Shit!
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544. Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit!
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545. Oh, Matt, he's got him!
He's got him. He's got...
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546. Help me.
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547. I'll get in back of him.
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548. Get him up.
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549. Hang on. Steve, stay with him.
I'm gonna go get some help.
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550. Are you calling the cops?
Yeah, yeah.
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551. Will you stop? I can't hear them.
Will you hang up the phone?
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552. Yeah. It's just down past, uh, White
Crescent Bridge. Matt, he's fine.
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553. Matt, he's fine.
Yeah. Yeah.
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554. Fine, Matt! Stop!
Stop! I can't hear...
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555. Hey! Hey! Over here!
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556. Peeled off the road and went straight
through the guardrail. Hey, is that on?
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557. This is a game or something? I don't
understand how you guys can be so angry.
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558. You don't understand
how we can be angry?
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559. Andrew, you... you put somebody
in the hospital tonight, okay?
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560. Do you understand that?
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561. Andrew, look at me.
You put a guy in the hospital!
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562. How do you feel about that?
You hurt somebody!
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563. Shit.
We need rules, okay?
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564. No using it on living things.
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565. You can't use it
when you're angry. That's it.
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566. I don't think we should be
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567. using it in public or
telling anybody about it.
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568. Look, you can't just declare rules, okay?
I will declare rules...
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569. You're the one that said that nothing matters.
I will declare rules.
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570. If we're gonna keep going, and we're
getting stronger, we need rules.
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571. We need rules, right?
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572. Matt's right. We need rules.
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573. Andrew! Answer the goddamn phone!
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574. Andrew!
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575. Matt, what did he say?
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576. Are you still mad at me?
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577. No, I'm not mad.
Well, you seem mad.
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578. I'm not mad. I just...
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579. I just think that we need to be more
careful now, you know? We can't...
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580. We have to think a little bit more. We can't just do things.
We have to think first, okay?
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581. I understand.
Okay.
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582. Why is Steve out in the boonies?
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583. Where are we?
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584. Steve?
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585. His car's right there.
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586. Yeah.
Steve, where you at?
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587. Steve!
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588. “Look up.â€
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589. Hello, boys.
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590. What is up?
No. No.
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591. Wait, guys. Wait, wait, wait.
Check me out. Hear me out.
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592. - You're flying!
- Holy shit!
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593. Wait, wait, wait. Hear me out.
Hear me out. No way! No way!
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594. What are you doing?
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595. It's much easier than it looks. I swear.
It's much easier than it looks.
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596. Oh, my God, dude.
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597. Make sure you catch yourself.
Don't try and jump,
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598. or you'll just flip yourself.
I got it. I got it.
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599. Come on, Matt. Come on.
All right.
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600. Oh, shit!
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601. Oh, man!
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602. Eating dirt, man.
Why don't you get behind me?
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603. You were in my way.
What do you mean?
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604. Think Harrier jet.
Think Harrier jet.
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605. Oh, man.
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606. Goddamn it!
Are you okay?
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607. I'm watching.
Just let me concentrate.
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608. Focus! Focus!
Okay! Hold on.
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609. Is that your focus face?
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610. Oh, my God, dude.
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611. Whoo!
Bullshit!
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612. I'm up! I'm up!
Are you kidding me?
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613. Holy crap! Hold it!
Hold it!
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614. Oh, my God, dude. I am doing it.
Holy crap, dude.
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615. Yeah! That's it, man.
You're doing it.
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616. Whoo-hoo!
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617. Okay. Okay. Andrew, don't fart.
We'll never find you again.
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618. Steve, stop me.
Stop me, stop me.
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619. Oh, my God.
Whoa, whoa.
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620. You are flying now.
You guys look so cute together.
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621. Whoa! I'm coming up.
I'm bringing the camera, okay?
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622. All right.
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623. All right.
How do we get down?
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624. Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
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625. Andrew!
It's freezing up here!
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626. I can't hear you.
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627. Activate hyperdrive!
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628. Whoo!
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629. Where the hell are we?
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630. Catch up! Let's go!
What?
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631. Whoo! This is insane!
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632. Whoo-hoo!
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633. Dude!
All right, Andrew!
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634. Whoo!
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635. Tag, you're it!
Watch out.
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636. Pump the brakes!
Whoa! Aah!
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637. Hey, Matt! You're finally
good at something!
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638. It's so easy! Yeah!
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639. Aah! Yeah!
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640. Whoo!
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641. Whoa!
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642. Got it!
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643. Tebow time, baby!
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644. Yeah!
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645. Oh! Nice hands, Steve!
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646. Touchdown!
Throw it back to Daddy!
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647. Oh, dude. Nice catch, man! Yes!
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648. Steve!
Go deep! Hey, Matt!
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649. Do you hear that?
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650. What is that?
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651. Whoa! Steve!
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652. Oh, shit. Almost died, dude.
Holy shit. Holy shit.
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653. Almost died, man! Almost...
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654. Andrew, you saved my life!
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655. Oh, my God.
You saved my life!
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656. Oh, God, you saved my life!
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657. Oh, my God!
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658. Okay.
Holy shit.
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659. Is that the camera?
You saved me and the camera?
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660. Please tell me you got that on tape!
You have to...
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661. Ah, shit.
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662. What the hell We're alive!
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663. What do you mean? The hell happened?
You didn't see what happened?
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664. Oh, shit! Andrew!
Andrew! You're a genius!
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665. We got to see this! Holy...
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666. All right. Oh. Holy shit.
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667. Wait. Oh, God!
We're on the ground. Yes!
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668. Whoo!
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669. We have broken history!
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670. I mean, I'm talking about
since the caveman times.
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671. Uh, the Egyptians,
the Wright brothers.
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672. Come here, Matt. Come here.
Get in here. Get in.
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673. Say it. €œl can fly.â€
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674. I can fly.
I can fly!
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675. Oh, come on.
Say it with your chest!
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676. I can fly!
Say it, Matt.
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677. Shout it out!
I can fly!
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678. I can fly! I can fly!
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679. I tried to save you, man.
Andrew was just quicker.
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680. How does that go again?
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681. We almost died.
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682. Oh, please.
Gestures...
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683. How does she not notice though?
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684. Come on.
Let's be serious, guys.
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685. She definitely noticed
that it's gotten better.
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686. You just gotta be, you know...
Yeah?
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687. You just gotta be subtle.
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688. That is so cool.
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689. Dude. And I haven't
had sex since summer.
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690. I haven't had sex since ever.
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691. Really?
Really?
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692. That is completely unacceptable.
Well...
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693. How are you guys so cool?
How are you guys so cool, man?
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694. Liquid nitrogen.
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695. Hey, guys?
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696. Guys? You guys up?
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697. Yeah.
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698. Hey, uh...
Today was like...
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699. It was like, I think,
the best day of my life.
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700. Like, I mean...
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701. I'm thinking about it,
and I can't think of any day...
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702. that I liked better
than today, you know?
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703. I really... I think it was.
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704. Yeah.
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705. Unanimous.
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706. Yes.
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707. Okay. Good.
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708. Okay, check this out.
Say what you want,
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709. but I'm thinking about booking it
to Maui for the weekend.
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710. What's up with that?
Seriously?
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711. Well, we could do it. I mean,
I was thinking the same thing,
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712. except I've always
wanted to go to Tibet.
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713. Why Tibet?
Tibet?
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714. Yeah. I don't know.
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715. It seems really beautiful,
you know, with all the...
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716. Will you shut up? Shut...
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717. The monuments and mountains, you know?
Mm-hmm.
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718. I don't know. And the monks have achieved
such a high level of enlightenment...
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719. that they can, like,
float and shit, you know?
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720. So we would fit right in. We could
really mess with their heads as well.
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721. Yeah, but, like, seriously,
I think we should go.
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722. It would be really cool.
Peaceful.
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723. No, I think it's a really good idea.
I actually would like to go.
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724. I'm down.
You down, Steve?
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725. What...
I... I don't know, man.
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726. There's no bikinis in Tibet.
So I don't know if I'm down with that.
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727. It was brilliant. Ch, it was so amazing.
She might have lost her job.
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728. Oh, shit, dude.
I got my mom's birthday. I gotta go.
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729. It's Aunt Deb's birthday today?
Yeah. I gotta go. I gotta go.
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730. Tell her I said hi.
Later, Matt.
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731. All right, what do you want to do now?
Where do you want to go?
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732. I don't know. I mean,
I don't want to go home.
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733. Oh, do you want
to go into the city?
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734. Nah, it's rush hour, bro.
It's gonna be so much traffic. So what?
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735. Oh, yeah. That's right.
Duh! Let's go.
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736. Oh, hey. Sorry, I just...
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737. Hi.
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738. Do you mind if I film you?
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739. Uh, a little bit. I don't really
like being on camera actually.
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740. Well, maybe it's,
like, exposure therapy.
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741. Yeah. No, I just came by
to give you something actually.
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742. You did?
Yeah.
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743. What?
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744. I was watching your, um...
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745. your... your...
you know, your blog?
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746. There's a drought
in the Central African Republic, right?
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747. Yeah. So I saw that and I thought it
seems pretty cool, and it's cheap too,
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748. so I thought why not?
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749. Totally.
Yeah.
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750. Yeah, I can tell that
you're really global and big picture,
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751. concerned about that kind of stuff.
Yeah.
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752. You know, Matt, you can
just mail this yourself.
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753. I'm not your mom.
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754. Okay. I mean, I just...
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755. What is this?
Is this, like, the new you?
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756. You got too smart to have fun
in eighth grade. So now what?
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757. No.
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758. Casey, Casey, Casey,
Casey, Casey, Casey.
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759. Listen, listen. Can I
just talk to you for a second?
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760. Can I just tell you something?
Mm-hmm.
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761. I just... I... I...
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762. I just want you to know
I'm not, you know, who I was... now.
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763. You know, I'm cool.
I'm just...
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764. You're cool?
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765. High school popularity just seemed
like this weird backward contest,
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766. and I thought since
I knew that, I could just...
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767. That made you better
than everybody else.
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768. No. No, no, no.
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769. I know what you mean.
I would separate myself from that.
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770. I get it.
You get it?
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771. Mm-hmm.
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772. I know it sounds weird.
I just wanted you to know that.
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773. To know that you're cool.
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774. Wow, I really screwed this up.
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775. Not as much as you might think.
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776. Really?
Good-bye.
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777. Casey...
I gotta go. Bye.
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778. Come on.
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779. Dude!
When did you start doing this?
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780. Like, since when?
What, with the camera?
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781. Yes, with the camera.
Um...
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782. I don't know. It's been
a little while, I guess.
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783. See... Oh.
I can't do that.
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784. I can't do stuff
that requires finesse.
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785. I tried to type my name out yesterday,
and I cracked my keyboard in half.
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786. No, dude. It's really easy. You just...
You think that you're holding it.
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787. See, that's what I'm talking
about right there. What?
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788. You're always thinking up
new shit that we can do, man.
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789. This is insane.
You know... I mean...
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790. Yeah.
Yeah.
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791. Yeah. Yes. I guess that I am.
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792. Whoo!
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793. Mom's, like, never home any more.
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794. I mean, you saw
how my dad is. He's just... quiet.
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795. Sits around.
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796. And it's pointless to talk to him about it
'cause he's got... nothing to say.
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797. See, it's different,
'cause you've always had friends,
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798. and people want to talk to you
and be around you.
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799. I never had any of that.
I mean, before this,
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800. I barely even hung out with
Matt, and he's my cousin.
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801. We were close
when we were little, but...
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802. I don't know.
In high school, everything changed.
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803. Ever been to the Space Needle?
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804. Yep. When I was, like, five.
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805. It's for tourists.
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806. Well, I don't know.
I mean, I went, um...
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807. I think I was, like, seven...
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808. with my dad one time and...
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809. I don't know.
It was actually a really good day.
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810. You remember that?
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811. Yeah.
Actually, I do.
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812. You know, I've been
meaning to ask you.
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813. Winter break is coming up.
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814. You should do
the talent show with me.
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815. No way.
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816. Why not? It'd be good for you
to get out there, you know.
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817. Meet some people, meet some girls.
Dude, I'm not... it's just not...
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818. What? Look, I'm just
really shy, okay?
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819. And I don't...
I don't even have any talents, so...
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820. What are you talking about, you
don't have... You have talent.
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821. You've got talent.
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822. Oh, dude, no way.
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823. You look handsome.
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824. Thanks, yes. Steve...
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825. let me borrow some of his
clothes to make me look cool or whatever.
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826. I'm glad you're spending
so much time with your friends.
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827. Yeah. Yeah, me too.
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828. Hey. What?
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829. How are you getting to school?
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830. I don't know what you mean.
Don't bullshit me, you idiot.
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831. Matt doesn't come.
He doesn't drive up.
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832. You leave the house.
Who the hell's giving you rides to school?
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833. M... Matt.
All right. You know what?
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834. You're lying.
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835. You're up to something,
and you can't hide it.
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836. You think
you can just slink, hmm?
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837. Sneak in, sneak around
my house, smiling?
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838. I'm onto your shit.
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839. How do you
even work this stupid thing?
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840. Ah! And we're in business.
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841. Boo!
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842. Hey. Hi.
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843. Um, what are you doing here?
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844. I'm filming for the talent show.
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845. Matt Garetty is filming for
the talent show. Yes, I am.
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846. Wow.
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847. What is this, some kind of
newfound school spirit?
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848. - How do you like it, huh?
- Being on camera?
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849. - I actually don't mind being on camera.
- Oh. Here we go.
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850. Ladies and gentlemen,
now coming to the stage...
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851. What? No philosophical comeback for me?
Steve Montgomery.
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852. You're probably gonna
want to get this on camera.
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853. All my underclassmen, come on.
Make some noise. That's not loud enough.
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854. How about my upperclassmen?
Come on. Make some noise!
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855. Yeah, Steve!
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856. Let me hear it from my
seniors, class of 2012!
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857. Yeah. Shh.
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858. Now I want you guys to give it up for the
young and very talented Mr. Andrew Detmer.
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859. - And you're on.
- Come on, y'all.
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860. - What are you guys doing?
- Let's go, let's go!
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861. Are you playing a prank on your cousin?
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862. That's mean, Matt.
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863. Just watch.
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864. Really?
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865. - Good luck!
- What's he doing?
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866. Show us some talent!
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867. Nice, Matt.
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868. Fifty-two Pickup!
Pick 'em up!
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869. No way!
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870. Yeah!
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871. Whoo!
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872. Go, Andrew!
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873. What? What?
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874. - Are they gonna walk on that?
- What do you think?
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875. Whoa. He's got it.
He's got it. He's got it.
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876. Easy.
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877. Yeah, you got it.
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878. Holy crap!
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879. Yeah! Cakewalk!
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880. Give it up, give it up, give it up!
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881. Oh, my God. Andrew is so amazing.
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882. Whoa!
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883. Give it up! Let's go!
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884. Seriously, how are they doing this?
I don't know.
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885. Magic.
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886. Whoo!
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887. That was amazing!
Yeah!
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888. Whoo! Whoo! Andrew!
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889. Oh, my God. I can see your head is, like,
exploding right now. What?
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890. This is the beginning of your downfall.
Hubris. Right there.
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891. What's hubris?
Ha, ha, ha.
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892. No, what does “hubrisâ€
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893. What does “seriouslyâ€
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894. Get in there.
Don't push me, dude. I'm going.
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895. Your fans await.
You're the man of the hour.
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896. Look at this house!
Oh, sick!
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897. Dude, this place looks huge.
I know.
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898. It's enormous.
Dude.
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899. Matt! Andrew!
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900. Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Steve! Oh, my God!
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901. Everybody's freaking out. Come on, man.
Everybody's been waiting for you.
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902. V.I.P. coming through.
Coming through!
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903. Andrew Copperfield
coming through!
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904. Make way, make way.
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905. Matt, come this way.
Drew, over here.
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906. Andrew Detmer's in the house!
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907. How are you feeling?
I'm... I'm... I'm doing good.
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908. - Yeah? Are you sure? Are you sure?
- Hey. Hey.
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909. Hello.
Andrew.
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910. Magic is so hot.
Oh, wow. Thanks.
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911. So, do you not remember me at all?
Um...
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912. Monica, right? Monica.
Yes!
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913. Setting the camera down.
I'm setting the camera down.
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914. What...
Oh.
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915. Oh. Excuse me.
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916. Have you ever played that, over there?
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917. Uh, no. I have never
played that, over there.
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918. No?
Never.
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919. I bet you're good at it.
Uh...
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920. What, you just throw the ball
into the cups? Yep. Yep.
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921. I actually could be good
at that right now. Yeah?
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922. Maybe.
Let's find out.
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923. No, no, no, no, no.
Come on!
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924. What?
Come on.
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925. Okay, okay.
Come on.
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926. Okay, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
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927. There you are.
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928. Amazing.
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929. That's what I'm talking about.
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930. Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
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931. Hey, where is Andrew anyway?
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932. Andrew's upstairs with the girl
with the pink hair.
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933. What, like, they went together?
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934. That's my boy. Of course they went together.
What are you talking 'bout?
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935. Hey, Andrew.
I hope you're seeing this.
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936. Congratulations, sir.
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937. I just wanted you to know, dude...
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938. I was really worried about you
before all this, you know?
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939. But, dude, things are gonna get
so much better for you now.
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940. I really, really feel that.
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941. And I want you to know
I love you, you know?
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942. I love you, man.
It's you and me.
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943. It's Detmer and Garetty,
extended family for life.
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944. Oh, sorry. Sorry. No, man.
Excuse yourself.
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945. Oh, man.
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946. When did I become the one who's out
here filming myself? Hey, Matt.
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947. Oh, hey. Hey, Casey.
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948. So what are you filming?
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949. Uh, it's just a thing.
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950. It's not like
eye of the storm or anything.
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951. Hey, I wanted to...
I wanted to tell you...
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952. I've really been...
it's been making me think a lot.
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953. I've been kind of
thinking about it in my...
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954. No, I have. Like, in my life.
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955. I've been thinking, if I applied myself,
what I could do.
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956. I could really...
I could change the world.
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957. I mean, it's really been...
You're drunk.
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958. What?
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959. Hey, Casey?
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960. I've basically been stalking you
since, like, sophomore year.
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961. Sorry, use of the word “stalking.â€
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962. You want to get out of here?
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963. Yeah.
Yeah?
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964. Yes. Yes, definitely.
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965. Uh, I... I have to drop off
the camera first though.
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966. Okay, you guys are getting ready
to witness history, all right?
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967. I'm like a proud dad right now
because behind these doors,
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968. Andrew Detmer becomes a man.
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969. He's a little boy behind there.
He's scared.
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970. He's like a butterfly,
getting ready to emerge...
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971. Oh, God!
From a cocoon or some shit like that.
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972. Disgusting weirdo!
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973. Wait. What happened?
Ha-ha. Okay...
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974. Is that...
Out of my way now!
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975. - Oh, man.
- Monica, what happened?
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976. Drew! Drew! It's okay, man.
Don't worry about it.
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977. Look, it happens to the
best of us, okay? Dude!
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978. You had
a little too much to drink...
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979. You... Oh. Oh.
Whoa, buddy.
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980. The hell's going on, dude?
Why are you laughing?
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981. Aw, man.
All over my jacket.
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982. Stop. Stop laughing.
What are you talking about?
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983. It's cool, man.
No, it's not cool, Steve. Stop.
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984. Stop what? It's cool, man.
Will you just get out of here?
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985. Get out! What's your problem?
Drew, Drew!
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986. You think this is funny?
No, I'm not laughing...
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987. Get out!
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988. Dad!
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989. Andrew! Please!
I need my medicine.
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990. Mom's in pain, all right?
She needs her pills! Where are you?
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991. Where are you?
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992. Dad!
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993. Hoarding a $500 camera while your mom dies in there?
I mean, how selfish can you be?
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994. I went through your camera.
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995. What did you see?
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996. Just you being a loser.
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997. You think that those people
are your friends?
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998. Huh? They're not.
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999. You're an embarrassment.
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1000. You're running around this town,
spending my money.
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1001. Look at me
when I'm talking to you!
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1002. I didn't spend any
of your money, Richard.
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1003. 'Cause I don't have
a dime to spend.
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1004. Every last cent...
Look at me!
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1005. Every last cent goes to
school for you... School?
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1006. And medication for your mother.
I go to a public school!
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1007. I can't even pay for a goddamn... You don't
pay for a public school, you idiot!
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1008. What did you call me?
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1009. Did you call me
an idiot, you shit?
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1010. Did you call me an idiot? Huh?
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1011. You piece of shit!
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1012. Get up. I said get up!
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1013. Get up!
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1014. I could crush you, you know that?
Stop it!
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1015. Crush you! Get...
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1016. Smile, Matt.
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1017. Oh, my God, Matt. Oh.
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1018. Can we not do the camera thing
right now, please?
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1019. What happened?
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1020. Uh... It just started
out of nowhere.
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1021. Are you okay?
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1022. My head hurts really bad.
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1023. That's probably Steve
calling your cell again.
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1024. I'll call him back later.
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1025. I think it's time to take...
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1026. Matt! Matt! Come on! Oh, wow.
I did not expect this.
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1027. Give me my...
Whoa!
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1028. Hey! Hey, asshole!
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1029. What are you doing up here?
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1030. Just leave me alone, Steve!
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1031. You can't be up here, dude.
This isn't safe.
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1032. I don't want to talk to anyone.
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1033. Bro! What are you
doing up here?
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1034. Leave me alone!
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1035. How did you find me?
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1036. I don't know, man.
My nose was bleeding.
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1037. I heard your voice
or something like...
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1038. What the hell
happened to your face?
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1039. Nothing, man.
Just leave me alone.
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1040. No, dude, that's not nothing.
That... Your dad!
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1041. Your dad beat the shit out of you.
He can't do that to you now.
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1042. Will you stop acting
like you give a shit?
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1043. Dude. Why are you talking to me like this?
I'm your best friend.
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1044. I don't have any friends!
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1045. You were never my friend
before any of this.
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1046. I hang out with you and Matt,
like, every day!
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1047. We're supposed to fly around the world together.
Don't you... Do you remember that?
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1048. You think I'm... Stop!
Just stop talking to me!
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1049. Why won't you just leave me alone?
Come on, man.
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1050. Steve, I'm
telling you, get away from me!
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1051. Get away from me now!
Please!
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1052. who, by the power of
God, are safeguarded in faith.
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1053. Even though you do not see
him now,
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1054. you rejoice with an indescribable
and glorious joy...
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1055. as you attain the goal
of your faith...
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1056. the salvation of your soul.
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1057. What are you doing?
You filming graves?
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1058. I don't get it.
What do you care?
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1059. You haven't been returning my calls.
Why aren't you returning my calls?
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1060. I've been busy.
No, you haven't.
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1061. Why aren't you
returning my calls?
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1062. I just don't feel like talking.
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1063. Turn off the camera.
No.
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1064. Andrew.
Andrew, turn off the camera.
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1065. Andrew? How did he
get struck by lightning...
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1066. during a storm with no
recorded lightning strikes?
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1067. How?
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1068. And they found Steve
out in the middle of a field.
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1069. Why would Steve go out in the middle of a
field during a lightning storm, Andrew?
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1070. I don't know.
Why? What?
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1071. I don't know
what happened, Matt!
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1072. I don't believe you, okay?
I don't believe you.
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1073. I want you to turn off the
camera and talk to me. Why?
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1074. 'Cause I want to have a conversation with you.
Don't tell me what to do, Matt.
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1075. You can't tell me what to do!
Don't ever tell...
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1076. Give me... Shut it off!
Get off of me!
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1077. Andrew...
Are you joking right now?
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1078. Is this a joke to you? I...
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1079. What did you do, Andrew?
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1080. What did you do?
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1081. Who am I supposed
to tell about this?
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1082. Who do I talk to?
Who do I talk to about this?
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1083. Why won't you just tell me
what happened, Andrew?
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1084. Please believe me, Steve.
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1085. Please, it's just I...
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1086. I don't know what I did. I...
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1087. I lost control, and...
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1088. and I'm so sorry.
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1089. This thing is just becoming
a part of me now,
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1090. and I don't...
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1091. I miss you, Steve.
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1092. all the drills. Good.
We're all pretty good, right?
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1093. Get ready. Go!
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1094. You guys?
Do not hesitate.
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1095. Did you hear who worked?
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1096. He was like.
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1097. Oh! Oh, Andrew!
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1098. Dry off!
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1099. Totally.
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1100. Hey, Wayne!
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1101. Okay, so, see this one here?
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1102. This one I got really clean
'cause I did this little, like,
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1103. lasso thing around the root,
you know?
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1104. But then these two...
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1105. these, I did not get as good.
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1106. See how they're broken?
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1107. I think it's because I got them from the
middle, you know, instead of the root.
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1108. Oh. Oh.
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1109. Oh. Sloppy.
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1110. I've been doing a lot of reading,
you know, like, online about, like...
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1111. just like evolution
and, like... and natural selection...
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1112. and how, like,
there's this thing, right?
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1113. It is called the apex predator,
right?
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1114. And basically what this is is the
strongest animal in the ecosystem, right?
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1115. And as human beings,
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1116. we are... we're considered
the apex predator,
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1117. but only because, like, smaller
animals can't feed on us...
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1118. because of weapons
and stuff, right?
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1119. The lion does not feel guilty
when it kills a gazelle. Right?
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1120. You do not feel guilty
when you squash a fly.
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1121. And I think
that means something.
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1122. I just think
that really means something.
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1123. This one I got really
clean 'cause I did this little, like,
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1124. lasso thing.
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1125. Andrew,
what happened at school? Huh?
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1126. I need to go and pick up my
mom's medication! Oh, yeah?
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1127. You're gonna break the rules again?
We're too strong for that now, Andrew!
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1128. If you did that, you know what I'd have to do!
You'd have to what?
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1129. You have to start thinking.
What would you have to do, Matt?
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1130. There are consequences
to what you do!
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1131. You could not do anything to me because I
am stronger than you. Stop that bullshit!
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1132. I know what you did. I'm not
gonna let you do it again!
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1133. I am not going to break
your stupid rules!
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1134. Okay? So just screw off
and stay out of my life!
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1135. I can't breathe.
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1136. Thank you.
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1137. Karen Detmer.
Just one moment.
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1138. We're gonna need
a next... day delivery.
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1139. Co-pay on that is $750.83.
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1140. Well, I don't have all that.
Son, I told your dad, and I'll tell you.
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1141. You can pay up front, and we
can order next... day delivery.
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1142. Other than that, I can't help you.
Prick.
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1143. I don't give a shit.
Do whatever you want.
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1144. Give me all your money.
Uh, what? Who is that?
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1145. Doesn't matter who it is.
Just give me all your money or else.
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1146. Or else? Shit, man.
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1147. Shit, man. Is that Andrew?
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1148. It sounds kind of like Andrew
under there.
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1149. And you got Andrew's
broke-ass backpack on.
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1150. Oh, you got a gat?
I got a gat too, bitch.
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1151. Dude!
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1152. Whoa, dude!
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1153. Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on!
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1154. Come on, come on, come on!
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1155. The camera needs to
stay on for our investigation.
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1156. Jesus Christ.
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1157. Can I have a moment
alone with my son?
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1158. If he regains consciousness,
notify the officer outside.
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1159. Yeah, yeah.
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1160. Your mother's dead.
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1161. She died last night
while I was out looking for you.
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1162. I came home, and, uh,
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1163. she was there in her bed.
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1164. If I just could have
been there for her.
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1165. I was always there for her when
you were out screwing around.
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1166. And this one time...
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1167. this... one time...
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1168. that she needed me,
and you took me away!
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1169. I want you to apologize to me.
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1170. I know you can hear me, so I
want you to sit up right now...
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1171. and apologize to me.
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1172. You selfish, selfish asshole!
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1173. This is your fault!
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1174. You...
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1175. Do you hear me?
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1176. Your mother is dead,
and it is your fault!
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1177. Happy birthday!
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1178. Pound it? Pound it?
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1179. Go and get a present.
Go and get a present. Yeah.
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1180. - Yes, the big one.
- Oh, my God. Matt.
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1181. Matt, your nose again.
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1182. Are you okay?
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1183. Oh, shit!
Baby, you're really bleeding.
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1184. Matt, your nose!
Oh, my God.
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1185. Did you hear that?
How can you not hear that?
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1186. Hear what? What are you hearing?
It's so...
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1187. - Something's wrong with Andrew.
- Come in here! Casey!
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1188. We apologize for the
delay, but as of right now,
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1189. every news helicopier in Greater King
County is headed to Seattle. Oh, my God.
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1190. Again, right now,
we have verry little information,
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1191. but if appears a bomb has gone oh'
at Ballard Community Hospital.
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1192. Casey, come here. Come here.
Come here. Please. Please.
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1193. What? No, Matt. Are you seeing this?
Where are your keys at?
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1194. What? Matt... Just stay here.
I'll be back.
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1195. I just have to drive there, okay?
Please, wait! Matt, please!
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1196. Listen, Andrew's in trouble, okay?
Andrew's what?
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1197. I'm sure that Andrew is fine.
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1198. Andrew needs me! I need to get to the city.
Tell me what's going on.
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1199. Shit. I gotta get...
Is that a roadblock?
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1200. Nobody else is driving this way!
Talk to me!
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1201. - Casey, I need to think, okay?
- Stop!
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1202. I gotta find another way downtown.
Shit!
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1203. Go back and take
the Madison exit.
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1204. Come on.
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1205. Stay here, Casey. Stay here.
Wait!
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1206. Matt, wait for me!
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1207. All units, report to Ballard
Community Hospital.
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1208. Excuse me.
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1209. Sir, excuse me.
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1210. Matt!
What are we doing here?
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1211. Oh, my God!
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1212. You gotta put me down!
Please! Stop!
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1213. You did this to me!
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1214. Matt! Oh, my God!
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1215. Holy shit! Holy shit!
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1216. Matt! Casey, we gotta go!
We gotta go right now!
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1217. Get in the car!
Let's go.
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1218. Andrew's out of control.
What are you talking about?
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1219. I'm so sorry.
I wanted to tell you. I...
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1220. Oh, my God, Matt!
Stop the car!
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1221. It's gonna crash.
Holy shit!
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1222. Oh, shit!
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1223. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Get off the road now!
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1224. Oh, my God!
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1225. Hold on to me!
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1226. It's not me, it's Andrew!
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1227. Hold on!
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1228. I can't stop it! I can't control the car!
I can't control it.
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1229. Shit!
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1230. Andrew!
Oh, God, hold on!
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1231. Hold on to me!
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1232. I can't get the door open!
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1233. Oh, my God!
Andrew! Andrew, stop!
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1234. Casey! Matt!
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1235. Matt!
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1236. Help me!
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1237. Casey, hold on!
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1238. Matt.
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1239. Stay here. Okay?
You have to stay here. Okay?
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1240. Matt, please don't go!
Matt!
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1241. We got a car on fire
under the Needle. Possible casualties.
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1242. We need emergency response now.
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1243. I don't know how to describe this.
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1244. That is the Needle we're looking
at, and as you can see, there are...
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1245. You're not gonna believe this.
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1246. Are you seeing this?
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1247. Back away from the window!
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1248. What the hell are they doing up there?
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1249. Get down!
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1250. Seventeen, beware.
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1251. You Te gonna ha ve to divert
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1252. Andrew!
Andrew, look at me!
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1253. This has to stop right now, okay?
This is really, really bad!
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1254. Why did you catch him?
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1255. - Listen! Just focus, okay?
- I dropped him!
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1256. Why did you catch him?
Andrew, this is not a game!
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1257. Do you understand?
You're hurting people.
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1258. You're weak, Matt! You're all weak!
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1259. - Andrew...
- I'm stronger than all of this!
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1260. Andrew, listen to me, okay?
Just... Just... I need you to listen.
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1261. Just focus for a second.
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1262. Do not tell me what to do!
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1263. I'm trying to explain.
I got two individuals.
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1264. They can't stop us. It's not too
late for us to go. It is too late!
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1265. I'm done! It's over!
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1266. You treated me like shit!
You left me alone!
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1267. Andrew, you're not alone up here!
I'm here with you!
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1268. I should have been with you all along!
But I'm here now!
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1269. And we can stop this right now,
you and me!
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1270. Andrew, we can just fly away.
We can get out of here.
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1271. We can be family.
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1272. Andrew.
Andrew, look at yourself.
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1273. This isn't who you are.
I'm an apex predator.
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1274. What?
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1275. I'm an apex predator.
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1276. No! No!
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1277. Oh, my gosh!
Call the police!
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1278. Andrew, no!
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1279. Oh! Whoa!
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1280. Paul! Paul, stay away
from the window! Okay, okay!
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1281. Paul! Don't stand at the window!
Are you seeing this? Hey!
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1282. Stay down, babe! Stay down!
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1283. Andrew!
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1284. Two subjects down.
One injured, one mobile.
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1285. Andrew? Andrew, look at me.
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1286. This is all gonna be fine.
You're gonna be all right, okay?
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1287. I'm gonna get you help, okay?
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1288. All units, respond Code 4 to Denny Way.
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1289. Get out of here! It's not safe!
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1290. Andrew? Andrew?
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1291. Are you getting this?
Don't move!
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1292. Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
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1293. Hold on! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
I need help! I need help!
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1294. He appears
to be held at gunpoint but...
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1295. Oh, my God!
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1296. - Arms up in the air!
- Don't shoot, please!
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1297. He's hurt!
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1298. Get on the ground!
Wait! Wait!
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1299. Do what he says!
Now, get down!
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1300. - Do not get up!
- Get on the ground!
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1301. Please don't shoot!
We will shoot you!
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1302. - I'm not gonna do anything!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa! The glass!
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1303. Take him out!
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1304. Leave me alone!
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1305. Shit!
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1306. Whoa! Whoa! Wow!
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1307. We have multiple explosions.
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1308. Get in position!
We have 'em in our sights!
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1309. - We're covered!
- Hold it right there!
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1310. No! Stop!
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1311. We have you surrounded!
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1312. No!
Hands where we can see 'em!
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1313. Stay down! Stay down!
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1314. Stay down!
I repeat, do not move!
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1315. Additional units on the far side!
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1316. Yo, stay down!
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1317. Stay down! Don't move!
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1318. Andrew! Andrew!
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1319. Stop! Don't hurt them!
Andrew!
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1320. Open fire!
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1321. Andrew!
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1322. Andrew! Andrew, stop!
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1323. Please, stop!
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1324. Andrew!
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1325. Don't make me do this!
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1326. Stop!
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1327. reports of casualties.
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1328. At least two structures
have been destroyed.
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1329. I think they're both down!
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1330. Two men out.
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1331. Show me right now eastbound on...
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1332. Yes, sir.
I'm about two blocks away. I see it.
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1333. Move up.
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1334. Hey! Oh!
What are you doing?
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1335. Hey, Andrew.
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1336. I just wanted to say that...
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1337. I'm sorry and, uh,
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1338. I... I hope...
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1339. that you know that I did
what I had to do.
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1340. You're not a bad person.
I know that.
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1341. That's all that matters.
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1342. And, uh, I want you to know...
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1343. that I'm gonna be better
from now on.
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1344. I'm gonna help people.
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1345. I'm gonna find out
what happened to us down there.
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1346. I don't care how long it takes.
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1347. I'm gonna get answers.
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1348. I'm gonna do it for you,
and I'm gonna do it for Steve.
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1349. And...
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1350. I just...
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1351. I love you, man.
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1352. I didn't ever
get a chance to tell you,
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1353. but I love you.
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1354. And guess what.
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1355. You made it.
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1356. Whoo-hoo!
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1357. Whoo-hoo!
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1358. Isn't it beautiful?
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1359. Good-bye, Andrew.
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