1. 5,6,7,8Copy !req
2. Anybody seen the Kelly Sisters?Copy !req
3. You, you're up in fiveCopy !req
4. - Keep the change, Charlie
- ThanksCopy !req
5. Where the hell have you been?Copy !req
6. - And where is Veronica?
- She's onto herself tonight.Copy !req
7. But they paid to see your sister actCopy !req
8. Don't sweat it, I can do it aloneCopy !req
9. Shit!Copy !req
10. Come on, move it, move it
Hurry upCopy !req
11. Tell them you're hereCopy !req
12. Ladies and gentlemenCopy !req
13. The Onyx Club is proud to present
Chicago's hottest dancing duoCopy !req
14. Two jazz babes moving as oneCopy !req
15. The Kelly SistersCopy !req
16. Come on babe
Why don't we paint the townCopy !req
17. In all that Jazz
I'm gonna rouge my kneesCopy !req
18. and roll my stockings downCopy !req
19. And all that jazz
Start the carCopy !req
20. I know a whoopee spotCopy !req
21. where the gin is coldCopy !req
22. but the piano's hotCopy !req
23. It's just a noisy hall
where there's a nightly brawlCopy !req
24. And all...Copy !req
25. that...Copy !req
26. JazzCopy !req
27. SkidooCopy !req
28. And all that JazzCopy !req
29. Hotcha!Copy !req
30. Whoopee!Copy !req
31. And all that JazzCopy !req
32. Slick you hair
Wear your buckle shoesCopy !req
33. And all that JazzCopy !req
34. I hear the father dipCopy !req
35. Is gonna blow the bluesCopy !req
36. And all that JazzCopy !req
37. Hold on, hon
We're gonna bunny hugCopy !req
38. I bought some aspirinCopy !req
39. Down at United DrugCopy !req
40. In case you shake apartCopy !req
41. And wanna a brand new startCopy !req
42. to doCopy !req
43. thatCopy !req
44. JazzCopy !req
45. Let's go babyCopy !req
46. But I didn't even meet your friendCopy !req
47. That, that manager guyCopy !req
48. Don't worry, RoxyCopy !req
49. It's all taken care ofCopy !req
50. You told him about meCopy !req
51. Yeah, kid
It's all arrangedCopy !req
52. Find a flask
We're playing fast and looseCopy !req
53. And all that JazzCopy !req
54. Right up here is where I store the juiceCopy !req
55. And all that JazzCopy !req
56. Come on babe
We're gonna brush the skyCopy !req
57. I bet you lucky LindyCopy !req
58. Never flew so highCopy !req
59. 'Cause in the stratosphereCopy !req
60. How could he lend an earCopy !req
61. To all...Copy !req
62. that...Copy !req
63. JazzCopy !req
64. Oh, you're gonna see her sheba shimmy shakeCopy !req
65. And All That Jazz!Copy !req
66. Oh, she's gonna shimmy till her garters breakCopy !req
67. And All That JazzCopy !req
68. Show her where to park her girdleCopy !req
69. Oh, her mother's blood is curdleCopy !req
70. If she'd hearCopy !req
71. Her baby's queerCopy !req
72. For All That Jazz!Copy !req
73. Oh, Mrs. Brucewits
Mrs. HartCopy !req
74. This is FredCopy !req
75. He's my brotherCopy !req
76. All that JazzCopy !req
77. Come on babe,
why don't we paint the town?Copy !req
78. And all that JazzCopy !req
79. I'm gonna rouge my kneesCopy !req
80. and roll my stockings downCopy !req
81. And all that JazzCopy !req
82. Start the carCopy !req
83. I know a whoopee spotCopy !req
84. Where martini is coldCopy !req
85. But the piano's hotCopy !req
86. It's just a noisy hallCopy !req
87. Where there's a nightly brawlCopy !req
88. And all that JazzCopy !req
89. Say it again, FredCopy !req
90. Ah, you're the star, kidCopy !req
91. My little shooting starCopy !req
92. No, I'm no one's wifeCopy !req
93. But, oh, I love my lifeCopy !req
94. And All That Jazz!Copy !req
95. That JazzCopy !req
96. Oh, say it again, FredCopy !req
97. JesusCopy !req
98. Where is the fire?Copy !req
99. Amos ain't home till midnightCopy !req
100. FreddieCopy !req
101. FredCopy !req
102. Hey, you knowCopy !req
103. I don't want you to feel
I'm nagging at you or anythingCopy !req
104. But don't think it's about time
that I met your friend out of the OnyxCopy !req
105. I mean it's been a month since you told him about meCopy !req
106. I knowCopy !req
107. Cause that was a night Velma Kelly
plugged her husband and her sisterCopy !req
108. You really say that she found when they kissed togetherCopy !req
109. Gosh if I found Amos soping it into somebody elseCopy !req
110. Bing bing gone with the wind, rightCopy !req
111. It's getting lateCopy !req
112. I have been thinking a lot about mattressCopy !req
113. I never get a really good idea
I write it down in my diary before it goes out of my headCopy !req
114. And it occured to me the other dayCopy !req
115. That all the really, really knocked out actsCopy !req
116. Have, you know, something little different
going on you knowCopy !req
117. Like eh... our signature bedCopy !req
118. And I thought, I thought that nothingCopy !req
119. Could be a loofCopy !req
120. You knowCopy !req
121. Give them just enough to get them good in hungry
you knowCopy !req
122. Always leave them one moreCopy !req
123. Hey, once I get a name for myselfCopy !req
124. Maybe, maybe we could
open up a club in Varum, you knowCopy !req
125. You could run itCopy !req
126. and I could be the headlinerCopy !req
127. What's the idea?Copy !req
128. Wake up, kid, you're never gonna have an actCopy !req
129. Says who?Copy !req
130. Face it, RoxieCopy !req
131. You're too bit talent with skinny legsCopy !req
132. but I'm just a furniture salesmanCopy !req
133. Dear but you got connections, you knowCopy !req
134. The guy down the clubCopy !req
135. There is no guyCopy !req
136. Yet, that nightCopy !req
137. It was the first night I set foot in that jointCopy !req
138. I was collecting out a bed for the trumbone playerCopy !req
139. So you never told anyone about me?Copy !req
140. Sugar, you are hot stuffCopy !req
141. I would say anything to get a piece of thatCopy !req
142. And now, now?Copy !req
143. We've had some laughs
Let's just leave it with thatCopy !req
144. FredCopy !req
145. You can't do this to meCopy !req
146. You get off!Copy !req
147. You touch me again,
I'll put your lights outCopy !req
148. WaitCopy !req
149. Your husband will be home,
so why don't you watch yourselfCopy !req
150. We ain't gonna hit no sheets againCopy !req
151. You're a liar, FredCopy !req
152. Oh yes, so what?Copy !req
153. You lied to meCopy !req
154. - You lied to me
- That's right, sweetheart, that's rightCopy !req
155. Son of bitchCopy !req
156. You're son of a bitchCopy !req
157. You're son of a bitchCopy !req
158. HotchaCopy !req
159. WhoopeeCopy !req
160. Why you're bothering, SalCopy !req
161. This one's all wrapped upCopy !req
162. I hear it's a new city recordCopy !req
163. from killing to confession in an hour for thatCopy !req
164. Where did you get the murder weapon?Copy !req
165. I keep a gun in the underwear drawerCopy !req
166. Just in case of trouble, you knowCopy !req
167. That's just fine, sign right there, Mr. HartCopy !req
168. Freely and gladlyCopy !req
169. Freely and gladlyCopy !req
170. And mind that you don't say we beat you up
when you get upon the witness standCopy !req
171. No I gave myself up,
surrendered at my own freewillCopy !req
172. Isn't he the cheerful murderer?Copy !req
173. Shooting a burgalar ain't murderCopy !req
174. Just last week the jury sancted a manCopy !req
175. I'm always greatful for citizens the lawCopy !req
176. Get in thereCopy !req
177. You tooCopy !req
178. Sit downCopy !req
179. OK, from the topCopy !req
180. A man's got a right to protect his home
and his loved ones, right?Copy !req
181. Of course he hasCopy !req
182. Well I come home from the garage,
I see him climbing through the windowCopy !req
183. Aha?Copy !req
184. With my wife Roxie in there
sleeping like an angelCopy !req
185. Is that true, Mrs. Hart?Copy !req
186. I'm telling you
My wife has nothing to do with itCopy !req
187. She wouldn't hurt a worm
Not even a wormCopy !req
188. Was until I fire the first shot
She won't even open her eyesCopy !req
189. She sleepingCopy !req
190. I would say she could sleep to the saint patty's day paradeCopy !req
191. When I think what would happen
if I went out for a beer with the guysCopy !req
192. instead of coming straight homeCopy !req
193. It makes you sick when you think about itCopy !req
194. For her first number, Ms. Roxie Hart
would like to sing a song of love and devotionCopy !req
195. Dedicated to her dear husband AmosCopy !req
196. Sometimes I'm rightCopy !req
197. Sometimes I'm wrongCopy !req
198. But he doesn't careCopy !req
199. He'll string alongCopy !req
200. He loves me soCopy !req
201. That funny honey of mine!Copy !req
202. Sometimes I'm downCopy !req
203. Sometimes I'm upCopy !req
204. But he follows 'roundCopy !req
205. Like some droopy-eyed pupCopy !req
206. He loves me soCopy !req
207. That funny honey of mine!Copy !req
208. Like I saidCopy !req
209. Even after I shot him, he kept coming at meCopy !req
210. So I had to pull the trigger againCopy !req
211. He ain't no sheikCopy !req
212. That's no great physiqueCopy !req
213. And Lord knows he ain't got the smartsCopy !req
214. But look at that soulCopy !req
215. I tell you, that wholeCopy !req
216. Is a whole lot greaterCopy !req
217. Than the sum of his partsCopy !req
218. And if you knew him like meCopy !req
219. I know you'd agreeCopy !req
220. What if the worldCopy !req
221. Slander my name?Copy !req
222. Why, he'd be right thereCopy !req
223. Taking the blameCopy !req
224. He loves me soCopy !req
225. And it all suits me fineCopy !req
226. That funny, sunny, honeyCopy !req
227. Hubby of mine!Copy !req
228. I mean supposin', just supposin'Copy !req
229. He'd violated her or somethingCopy !req
230. - You know what I mean? Violated
- I know what you meanCopy !req
231. Or something, think how terrible that would've beenCopy !req
232. It's a good thing I got home from work on timeCopy !req
233. I'm tellin' you thatCopy !req
234. I say I' m telling you thatCopy !req
235. Name of deceased... Fred CaselyCopy !req
236. Fred Casely?Copy !req
237. How could he be a burglar?
My wife knows him!Copy !req
238. He sold us our furniture!Copy !req
239. He gave us ten percent offCopy !req
240. Lord knows he ain't got the smartsCopy !req
241. She told me he was a burglar.Copy !req
242. You mean he was dead when you got home?Copy !req
243. She had him covered with a sheetCopy !req
244. and she's tellin' me some cock
and bull story about this burglarCopy !req
245. and I ought to say I did
it 'cause I was sure to get offCopy !req
246. "Help me, Amos" she says
it's my god damn hour of needsCopy !req
247. Now, he shot off his trapCopy !req
248. I can't stand that sapCopy !req
249. And I believed her!
Look at him goCopy !req
250. That cheap little tramp.
Rattin' on meCopy !req
251. So she was two-timing me, huh?
With just one more brainCopy !req
252. Boy, I'm down at the garage, working my butt off fourteen hours a day
If they string me upCopy !req
253. And she's up there munchin' on bon-bonsCopy !req
254. And trampling around like a goddamn fruisyCopy !req
255. She thought she couldCopy !req
256. I wasn't born yetCopy !req
257. I tell you there's something a man just can't takeCopy !req
258. And this time she pushed me too farCopy !req
259. That little chiselerCopy !req
260. Boy, what a sap I wasCopy !req
261. You double-crosser, you big blover mouth!
You promised you'd say...Copy !req
262. What're you talking about,
you've been tricking me, RoxanneCopy !req
263. You told me he was a burglarCopy !req
264. The whole time you're been jazzlingCopy !req
265. You are a disloyal husbandCopy !req
266. Look, it's true
I shot him. But...Copy !req
267. It was out of defense
He was trying to burgle meCopy !req
268. And what I hear is he's been
burgling you three times a week for the last monthCopy !req
269. So what do you say, Mrs?Copy !req
270. - That's him alright
- Thank youCopy !req
271. Your story doesn' wash, Mrs HartCopy !req
272. So try this emphasizeCopy !req
273. Fred Caseley was a good time on the side
with goofy here's a milk ticketCopy !req
274. Milk ticket? He could buy my liquorCopy !req
275. And Fred Casely couldCopy !req
276. With a wife and 5 little Caseleys
Or did he forget to mention them?Copy !req
277. What?Copy !req
278. All hisCopy !req
279. That bastardCopy !req
280. Yeah, I killed him, I will kill him againCopy !req
281. Once was enough, dear, take her to downtown
Come onCopy !req
282. This way, honeyCopy !req
283. Oh, come on, it's a shame
to hide such a beautiful faceCopy !req
284. Why did you shoot him?Copy !req
285. Why don't you give a profile,
a little smile like the girl in the toothpaste ad?Copy !req
286. That one you can't, take this downCopy !req
287. District attorney Harrison says this is a hanging caseCopy !req
288. - I'm ready to go to the Jury tomorrow
- What do you mean hanging?Copy !req
289. Take her down to the Cook County JailCopy !req
290. Come on, sweetie headliner. Why did you shoot him?
Was he crude, did he beat you, did he fool around..Copy !req
291. What do you mean hanging?Copy !req
292. Morphine, opium, cocaine?Copy !req
293. Arm length: 31 inchesCopy !req
294. Arm length: 31 inchesCopy !req
295. The matron's on the way,
so don't ge too cozyCopy !req
296. Put off that cigaretteCopy !req
297. Ever had morphine before?Copy !req
298. She's fineCopy !req
299. As long as you keep her happyCopy !req
300. And now, ladies and gentlemenCopy !req
301. The keeper of the keys,
the countess of the clinkCopy !req
302. The mistress of Murderer's row
Matron "Mama" MortonCopy !req
303. Ask any of the chickies in my penCopy !req
304. They'll tell I'm the biggest mother henCopy !req
305. I love 'em all and all of them love meCopy !req
306. Because the system worksCopy !req
307. The system called reciprocityCopy !req
308. On your feetCopy !req
309. Welcome, ladiesCopy !req
310. Got a little mottoCopy !req
311. Always sees me throughCopy !req
312. When you're good to MamaCopy !req
313. Mama's good to you!Copy !req
314. Might think it'll make your life a living hellCopy !req
315. Which is just not trueCopy !req
316. There's a lot of favorsCopy !req
317. I'm prepared to doCopy !req
318. You do one for MamaCopy !req
319. She'll do one for youCopy !req
320. Like to be your friend if you let meCopy !req
321. So if something upsets you or makes you unhappy
in any wayCopy !req
322. Don't shoot your fat-ass mouth on meCopy !req
323. Cause I don't give a shit, now move it outCopy !req
324. They say that life is tit for tatCopy !req
325. And that's the way I liveCopy !req
326. So, I deserve a lot of tatCopy !req
327. For what I've got to giveCopy !req
328. Don't you know that this handCopy !req
329. Washes that one tooCopy !req
330. When you're good to MamaCopy !req
331. Mama's good to you!Copy !req
332. Let's goCopy !req
333. You must be HartCopy !req
334. Ain't you a pretty one?Copy !req
335. Thank you, madamCopy !req
336. Oh no, call me MamaCopy !req
337. I'm gonna take care of youCopy !req
338. Now you'll be happy taken down in this blockCopy !req
339. Murderer's Row we callCopy !req
340. Is that nicer?Copy !req
341. No, I don't think I really belong in hereCopy !req
342. I didn't actually do anything wrongCopy !req
343. I need to tell you, honeyCopy !req
344. I never heard of a man getting killed
when he didn't get just what would come at allCopy !req
345. Hey, MamaCopy !req
346. Come here, come hereCopy !req
347. Velma Kelly?Copy !req
348. You're the Velma KellyCopy !req
349. You know I was there that night
I was there that nightCopy !req
350. That you got arrestedCopy !req
351. Yeah, you and half of ChicagoCopy !req
352. Look at this, MamaCopy !req
353. An editorial denouce me in Red Book MagazineCopy !req
354. Not a memory did we reall so fiendish horrible
a double homicideCopy !req
355. Baby, you couldn't buy that kind of publicityCopy !req
356. Couldn't buy it?Copy !req
357. I guess I can keep this thenCopy !req
358. Let's tryCopy !req
359. If you want my gravyCopy !req
360. Pepper my ragoutCopy !req
361. Spice it up for MamaCopy !req
362. She'll get hot for youCopy !req
363. When they pass that basketCopy !req
364. Folks contribute toCopy !req
365. You put in for MamaCopy !req
366. She'll pull out for youCopy !req
367. The folks atop the ladderCopy !req
368. Are the ones the world adoresCopy !req
369. So boost me up my ladder, kidCopy !req
370. And I'll boost you up yoursCopy !req
371. Let's all stroke togetherCopy !req
372. Like the Princeton crewCopy !req
373. When you're strokin' MamaCopy !req
374. Mama's strokin' youCopy !req
375. So what's the one conclusionCopy !req
376. I can bring this number to?Copy !req
377. When you're good to MamaCopy !req
378. Mama's good to youCopy !req
379. MamaCopy !req
380. It's kind of freezing in hereCopy !req
381. You don't think maybe there's something wrong
with the heatCopy !req
382. Not that I'm complaining, mind you,
but you knowCopy !req
383. If you got a couple of blankets to sleep withCopy !req
384. Lights out, ladiesCopy !req
385. OKCopy !req
386. PopCopy !req
387. SixCopy !req
388. SquishCopy !req
389. Uh-UhCopy !req
390. CiceroCopy !req
391. Lipschitz!Copy !req
392. And now the six merry murderesses
of the Cook County JailCopy !req
393. in their rendition of
the "Cell Block Tango."Copy !req
394. PopCopy !req
395. SixCopy !req
396. SquishCopy !req
397. Uh-uhCopy !req
398. CiceroCopy !req
399. LipschitzCopy !req
400. Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, ciceroCopy !req
401. LipschitzCopy !req
402. He had it comingCopy !req
403. He had it comingCopy !req
404. He only had himself to blameCopy !req
405. If you'd have been thereCopy !req
406. If you'd have seen itCopy !req
407. I betcha you would have done the same!Copy !req
408. Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, cicero, lipschitzCopy !req
409. You know how people
have these little habits that get you downCopy !req
410. Like Bernie.
Bernie liked to chew gum.Copy !req
411. No, not chew. Pop.Copy !req
412. So I came home this one day and
I'm really irritated,Copy !req
413. I'm looking for a little sympathyCopy !req
414. and there's Bernie lyin' on the couchCopy !req
415. drinkin' a beer and chewin' itCopy !req
416. No, not chewin'. Poppin'Copy !req
417. So, I said my six, you pop that gum one more timeCopy !req
418. And he didCopy !req
419. So I took the shotgun off the wallCopy !req
420. and I fired two warning shotsCopy !req
421. into his headCopy !req
422. He had it comingCopy !req
423. He had it comingCopy !req
424. He only had himself to blameCopy !req
425. If you'd have been thereCopy !req
426. If you'd have heard itCopy !req
427. I betcha you would
have done the same!Copy !req
428. I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake City
about two years agoCopy !req
429. and he told me he was singleCopy !req
430. and we hit it off right away.Copy !req
431. So, we started living togetherCopy !req
432. He'd go to work, he'd come home,Copy !req
433. I'd fix him a drink, and we'd have dinnerCopy !req
434. And then I found outCopy !req
435. "Single" he told me?Copy !req
436. Single, my assCopy !req
437. Not only was he marriedCopy !req
438. oh noCopy !req
439. He had six wivesCopy !req
440. One of those Mormons, you knowCopy !req
441. So that night when he came home from workCopy !req
442. I fixed him his drink as usualCopy !req
443. You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenicCopy !req
444. He had it comingCopy !req
445. He had it comingCopy !req
446. He took a flower in its primeCopy !req
447. And then he used itCopy !req
448. And he abused itCopy !req
449. It was a murder
But not a crimeCopy !req
450. Now, I'm standing in the kitchenCopy !req
451. carvin' up the chicken for dinnerCopy !req
452. minding my own businessCopy !req
453. In storms my husband Wilbur in a jealous rageCopy !req
454. "You been screwin' the milkman," he saysCopy !req
455. He was crazyCopy !req
456. and he kept on screamin'
"You been screwin' the milkman,"Copy !req
457. And then he ran into my knife!Copy !req
458. He ran into my knife ten timesCopy !req
459. If you'd have been thereCopy !req
460. If you'd have seen itCopy !req
461. I betcha you would have done the sameCopy !req
462. Mit keresek, enn itt? Azt mondjok, hogy lakem lefogta a ferjemetCopy !req
463. en meg lecsaptam a fejet.Copy !req
464. De nem igaz, en artatlan vagyokCopy !req
465. Nem tudom mert mondja Uncle Sam hogy en tettenCopy !req
466. Probaltam a rendorsegen
megmagyarazni de nem ertettek megCopy !req
467. Yeah, but did you do itCopy !req
468. Ah ah, not guiltyCopy !req
469. He had it comingCopy !req
470. My sister, Veronica, and I did this double actCopy !req
471. and my husband, Charlie, traveled around with usCopy !req
472. Now for the last number in our actCopy !req
473. we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a rowCopy !req
474. one, two, three, four, fiveCopy !req
475. Splits, spread eagles, back flips, flip flopsCopy !req
476. One right after the otherCopy !req
477. So this one night before the show
we are down at the Hotel CiceroCopy !req
478. the three of us boozin' , havin' a few laughsCopy !req
479. and we run out of iceCopy !req
480. so I go out to get someCopy !req
481. I come back, open the doorCopy !req
482. And there's Veronica and Charlie
doing Number SeventeenCopy !req
483. the spread eagleCopy !req
484. Well, I was in such a state of shockCopy !req
485. I completely blacked outCopy !req
486. I can't remember a thingCopy !req
487. It wasn't until later, when I was
washing the blood off my handsCopy !req
488. I even knew they were deadCopy !req
489. They had it comingCopy !req
490. They had it comingCopy !req
491. They had it coming all alongCopy !req
492. I didn't do itCopy !req
493. But if I'd done itCopy !req
494. How could you tell me that I was wrong?Copy !req
495. They had it comingCopy !req
496. They had it comingCopy !req
497. They had it coming all alongCopy !req
498. I didn't do itCopy !req
499. But if I'd done itCopy !req
500. How could you tell me that I was wrong?Copy !req
501. I love Alvin Lipschitz
More than I can possibly sayCopy !req
502. He was a real artistic guyCopy !req
503. Sensitive... a painterCopy !req
504. But he was always trying to find himselfCopy !req
505. He'd go out every night
looking for himself and along the wayCopy !req
506. he found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and IrvingCopy !req
507. I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differencesCopy !req
508. He saw himself as alive and I saw him deadCopy !req
509. The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bumCopy !req
510. The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bumCopy !req
511. They had it comin'Copy !req
512. They had it comin'Copy !req
513. They had it comin' all alongCopy !req
514. 'Cause if they used usCopy !req
515. And they abused usCopy !req
516. How could you tell us
That we were wrong?Copy !req
517. He had it comingCopy !req
518. He had it comingCopy !req
519. He only had himself to blameCopy !req
520. If you'd have been thereCopy !req
521. If you'd have seen itCopy !req
522. I betcha you would have done the sameCopy !req
523. - You pop that gum one more time
- Single my ass
- Ten timesCopy !req
524. - Miert csukott Uncle Sam bortonbe.
- Number Seventeen - the spread eagle.
- Artistic differencesCopy !req
525. PopCopy !req
526. SixCopy !req
527. SquishCopy !req
528. Uh-uhCopy !req
529. CiceroCopy !req
530. LipschitzCopy !req
531. Who brought them?Copy !req
532. What's up to you?Copy !req
533. NothingCopy !req
534. Heard they're Velma'sCopy !req
535. Yeah, Hanja does all her laundry for a couple of weeksCopy !req
536. - Fresh towels for change
- Make it quickCopy !req
537. I can take good care of youCopy !req
538. There're a couple of things
Let me analyze to youCopy !req
539. Now, Billy Flynn set your trial date
on Mar 5thCopy !req
540. Mar 7th you would be aquittedCopy !req
541. On Mar 8th, you know what Mama's
gonna do for you?Copy !req
542. Mama's gonna put you back
in Veaudeville CircusCopy !req
543. So now you're an agent too?Copy !req
544. Well them until Mabelle install a private line in your cell
All calls gotta go through meCopy !req
545. What kind of dough we're talking about?Copy !req
546. You know, this crazy worldCopy !req
547. I mean, Babe Ruth is wearing rules
and playing in palace for 5000 dollars for a weekCopy !req
548. Yeah, what about someone with real talentCopy !req
549. Well, I can talk to the boys over WienworksCopy !req
550. With your recent sensation activitiesCopy !req
551. They seem they can give you 2500Copy !req
552. 2500?Copy !req
553. Geez, the most me and Veronica make was 350Copy !req
554. Yeah, that was what happens
when you have that Redbook presentationCopy !req
555. You know what, Mama?Copy !req
556. I always wanted to play Big JimCopy !req
557. Do you think you can get me that?Copy !req
558. Big Jim's?Copy !req
559. I don't knowCopy !req
560. It's gonna take another phone callCopy !req
561. How much is that gonna cost?Copy !req
562. Come on VelCopy !req
563. I feel about you, you're like family of me
You're one of my ownCopy !req
564. - I'll do for fifty bucks
- Fifty bucks for a phone call?Copy !req
565. You must get a lot of wrong numbers, MamaCopy !req
566. Oh, Ms. Kelly, got your personalsCopy !req
567. Freshly pressed by yours trulyCopy !req
568. I know, it's my pleasureCopy !req
569. Hey, listenCopy !req
570. Can I ask you something?Copy !req
571. You know that Harrison guy?Copy !req
572. Well he said what I have done is a hanging caseCopy !req
573. And he's prepared to ask for the maximum penaltyCopy !req
574. Yeah, so?Copy !req
575. So I'm scaredCopy !req
576. I surely would appreciate some adviceCopy !req
577. Especially from...Copy !req
578. Someone I admire as much as youCopy !req
579. Since I can remember, I have wanted to be on the stageCopy !req
580. Really?Copy !req
581. What's your talent, washing and drying?Copy !req
582. No, noCopy !req
583. I dance in the chorusCopy !req
584. That was before I met my husband AmosCopy !req
585. Look, you want some advice?Copy !req
586. Here it is, direct from me to youCopy !req
587. Keep your paws off my underwear. OK?Copy !req
588. Yeah, OKCopy !req
589. ThanksCopy !req
590. For nothingCopy !req
591. She's not that nice, ain't she?Copy !req
592. I'll tell you no matter how big she gives,
she's still as common as everCopy !req
593. I'd like to help you, dearyCopy !req
594. We'll take a lottoCopy !req
595. So what do you figure on useful ground?Copy !req
596. Grounds?Copy !req
597. What're you gonna tell the jury?Copy !req
598. Who's figure, I'll tell them the truthCopy !req
599. The truth?Copy !req
600. That's one way ticket to the death houseCopy !req
601. Holy mother of GodCopy !req
602. Oh relaxCopy !req
603. I mean, in this town
Murders are for entertainmentCopy !req
604. Besides, in 47 years,
the Cook County never hung a woman yetCopy !req
605. So that's 47 to 1Copy !req
606. that they won't hang youCopy !req
607. Jesus, Mary and JosephCopy !req
608. You're talking to the wrong peopleCopy !req
609. What you need is Billy FlynnCopy !req
610. Who?Copy !req
611. Billy FlynnCopy !req
612. He's only the best criminal lawyer in all over IllinoisCopy !req
613. Tell me what he don't know
about juries and womenCopy !req
614. How do you get this Billy Flynn?Copy !req
615. Well, not by prayer, dearyCopy !req
616. First you give me a hundred dollarsCopy !req
617. Then I'll make a phone callCopy !req
618. Hundred dollars? Well it just...Copy !req
619. I meanCopy !req
620. Seems pretty steep for a phone callCopy !req
621. Oh but it worth every centCopy !req
622. I mean he never lost a case for female clients yetCopy !req
623. Or a sweet puss like you as wellCopy !req
624. Let's just say it seems so blind in ChicagoCopy !req
625. He's never lost a case?Copy !req
626. NeverCopy !req
627. Every girl in this place would kill
to have Billy Flynn represent herCopy !req
628. We want BillyCopy !req
629. B. I. Double L. Y.Copy !req
630. We're all hisCopy !req
631. He's our kind of a guyCopy !req
632. And ooh what luckCopy !req
633. 'Cause here he isCopy !req
634. Ladies and Gentleman, presenting
the Silver-Tongued Prince of the CourtroomCopy !req
635. the one, the only Billy FlynnCopy !req
636. I don't care about expensive thingsCopy !req
637. Cashmere coats, diamond ringsCopy !req
638. Don't mean a thingCopy !req
639. All I care about is loveCopy !req
640. That's what I'm here for
That's what he's here forCopy !req
641. I don't care for wearing silk cravatsCopy !req
642. Ruby studs, satin spatsCopy !req
643. Don't mean a thingCopy !req
644. All I care about is loveCopy !req
645. All he cares about is loveCopy !req
646. Give me two eyes of blueCopy !req
647. Softly saying, "I need you"Copy !req
648. Let me see her standin' thereCopy !req
649. And honest, mister, I'm a millionaireCopy !req
650. I don't care for any fine attireCopy !req
651. Vanderbilt might admireCopy !req
652. No, no, not meCopy !req
653. All I care about is loveCopy !req
654. All he cares about is loveCopy !req
655. Good morning, ladiesCopy !req
656. That's what he's here forCopy !req
657. Excuse me, gentlemenCopy !req
658. Ms. Kelly, do you remember anything
at all about that nightCopy !req
659. I passed out completely, Ms. Sunshine
I can't remember a thingCopy !req
660. Only that I didn't do itCopy !req
661. - Any idea who did it?
- NoCopy !req
662. No but my client is offering a substantial award
to anyone with information about this crimeCopy !req
663. How much is the reward, Ms. Kelly?Copy !req
664. I don't know, how much?Copy !req
665. I'll work it out after the trialCopy !req
666. Now, if there's no more questions, Ms. Kelly and I
had a lot work to doCopy !req
667. What's all this about the awards?Copy !req
668. Often done before. If the reporters write it on
we deny the whole thing later onCopy !req
669. Thank youCopy !req
670. All he cares about is loveCopy !req
671. - Mr. Flynn, I'm Roxie... Hart
- Who?Copy !req
672. - Mama tells you about me
- Oh, yeah right, right, the cute oneCopy !req
673. How would I hope that you might represent meCopy !req
674. You have five thousand dollars?Copy !req
675. That's a lot of moneyCopy !req
676. Mama didn't say anything about five thousand dollarsCopy !req
677. Look it, eh, Mr. FlynnCopy !req
678. I'm not good at this sort of thingCopy !req
679. Maybe we could make
some sort of arrangements between usCopy !req
680. I could be awfully a good sportCopy !req
681. Good you got that idea of our systemCopy !req
682. Now listenCopy !req
683. You mean just one thing to meCopy !req
684. You call me when you got five thousand dollarsCopy !req
685. All he cares about is loveCopy !req
686. Show me long raven hairCopy !req
687. Flowin' down, about to thereCopy !req
688. When I see her runnin' freeCopy !req
689. Keep your money, that's enough for meCopy !req
690. I don't care for drivin' Packard carsCopy !req
691. Or smoking long buck cigarsCopy !req
692. No, no, not meCopy !req
693. All I care about isCopy !req
694. Doin' the guy inCopy !req
695. Who's pickin', on youCopy !req
696. Twistin' the wristCopy !req
697. That's turnin' the screwCopy !req
698. All I care aboutCopy !req
699. Is loveCopy !req
700. Oh you'll see him nowCopy !req
701. - Well, hello, Andy
- Amos, my name is AmosCopy !req
702. That's right, take a seatCopy !req
703. You know, you're a remarkable manCopy !req
704. Your wife two times you, plug the guy
and tries to pity on youCopy !req
705. Most men are gonna dim with that swing,
but noCopy !req
706. You're sticking by herCopy !req
707. Actually hero in my eyesCopy !req
708. That's rightCopy !req
709. I'm a heroCopy !req
710. Did you bring the money?Copy !req
711. I didn't do as well as I hoped, butCopy !req
712. I will, Mr. Flynn, I willCopy !req
713. Ah, this is only a thousandCopy !req
714. Plus the three hundred I borrowed
from the guy down at the garageCopy !req
715. and there are seven...Copy !req
716. Seven hundred from the building of Loan FundCopy !req
717. Two thousand?Copy !req
718. And that's all I got so farCopy !req
719. But I'll give twenty dollars off my salary every weekCopy !req
720. I'll give you notes with interest,
double triple until every cent is paid, I promiseCopy !req
721. When you came to me yesterdayCopy !req
722. I didn't ask you if she was guiltyCopy !req
723. I didn't ask if she was innocentCopy !req
724. I didn't ask if she was a drunk, or a dopefing, noCopy !req
725. All I said was do you have five thousand dollars
You said yesCopy !req
726. But you don't have five thousand dollarsCopy !req
727. So I figure you're a dirty liar
I don't waste time on dirty liarsCopy !req
728. LookCopy !req
729. I'm really sorry, Mr. FlynnCopy !req
730. On the other handCopy !req
731. Your devotion to your wife is really
very very touchingCopy !req
732. I'll take your wife's case
and I'll keep itCopy !req
733. Because I play squareCopy !req
734. Now, look, HartCopy !req
735. I don't like to blow my own hornCopy !req
736. But believe me, if Jesus Christ lived in Chicago today
if he had five thousand dollarsCopy !req
737. And he come to me, things would've turned out differentlyCopy !req
738. All right, this is what we gonna doCopy !req
739. By the end of the week, I wanna have Roxie's name
in the front page of every newspaper in townCopy !req
740. Sweetest Little Jazz Killer
Ever Lived in ChicagoCopy !req
741. That's the angle I'm afterCopy !req
742. You make the announcement,
we're gonna have an auctionCopy !req
743. Tell them we gotta raise money for her defenseCopy !req
744. They'll buy everything she's ever touched, everythingCopy !req
745. Your shoes, your dresses,
your perfume, your underwearCopy !req
746. Mm, the troller records
like the one I was playing when I shot the bastardCopy !req
747. I didn't hear thatCopy !req
748. Not that I didn't have ground mind you
Hey what are they?Copy !req
749. That's when we go to trialCopy !req
750. Look, nobody, nobody's gonna care a lickCopy !req
751. Watch your defenses unless they care about youCopy !req
752. So the first thing we're gonna do
is to work out some sympathy from the pressCopy !req
753. I'm not pretty sure like Mary SunshineCopy !req
754. But there's one thing they can never resistCopy !req
755. And that is, a reformed sinnerCopy !req
756. So tell me, what's your favorite subject in schoolCopy !req
757. - Dalf, that was a real...
- There must be something that you're really good atCopy !req
758. Oh I got high marks in the courtesy in hygieneCopy !req
759. Perfect, you wanted to be a nunCopy !req
760. Nun?Copy !req
761. Where were you born?Copy !req
762. On a chicken farm outside LurburkCopy !req
763. Beautiful and silent home for every luxury and refinementCopy !req
764. Where are your parents now?Copy !req
765. Probably on front porch in their rocking chairsCopy !req
766. Parents are deadCopy !req
767. Family fortune swept away
you're educated in the Sacred HeartCopy !req
768. Then you fell into a run away
marriage, left you miserable aloneCopy !req
769. Unhappy, of course you got swept up
in the mad world of the cityCopy !req
770. Jazz, Cabaret, liquor, you're drawn like a moth to the flame
- A moth?Copy !req
771. Now the mad world acceased,
and you are the butterflyCopy !req
772. Crushed on the wheelCopy !req
773. Which is it, is it the moth or the butterfly?Copy !req
774. - You have sinned in your sorrow
- God that's beautifulCopy !req
775. Cut off God, stay where you're acquittedCopy !req
776. Kid, when I'm through with you
not only will you be acquittedCopy !req
777. Every man in jury wanna take you home
to meet his motherCopy !req
778. - I was born in a beautiful southern combat
- What?Copy !req
779. Oh holy shit
Oh I'll never get this straightCopy !req
780. Pipe down and swearingCopy !req
781. Look, from now on
You say nothing about of damnCopy !req
782. Now try againCopy !req
783. I was born on a...Copy !req
784. Come on, come onCopy !req
785. So what's the most thing I'm gonna do in the witness standCopy !req
786. I thought I'd get all teary eyedCopy !req
787. And ask for your handkerchiefCopy !req
788. Then I thought I'll take a peek at the Jury like thisCopy !req
789. Flashing a bit thigh, hah?Copy !req
790. What do you think?Copy !req
791. Sounds greatCopy !req
792. Hey, don't you wanna hear the rest?Copy !req
793. Come on, I'll get up, you can talk from my listsCopy !req
794. Well, well, wellCopy !req
795. Sorry to be late, Mr. FlynnCopy !req
796. Hope you're not too boredCopy !req
797. I like itCopy !req
798. I like itCopy !req
799. Hey, Pauliana, I heard
your press conference is tomorrowCopy !req
800. Yeah, what's up to you?Copy !req
801. Well you wanted my advice right?Copy !req
802. Well here it isCopy !req
803. Don't forget Bailiff's No. 1 client is Billy FlynnCopy !req
804. Meaning what?Copy !req
805. MeaningCopy !req
806. Don't let him hug the spotlightCopy !req
807. You're the one they paid to seeCopy !req
808. Now remember, we can only
sell them one idea a timeCopy !req
809. Yeah, I can still see him coming after me
with that awful look in his eyesCopy !req
810. And?Copy !req
811. And we both reach for the gunCopy !req
812. That's right, you both reach for the gunCopy !req
813. Ready?Copy !req
814. YeahCopy !req
815. Gentlemen, gentlemen, Ms. SunshineCopy !req
816. My client's just entered a plead of not guiltyCopy !req
817. We look forward to the trial at the earliest possible date.
Now is there any questions?Copy !req
818. Ms. SunshineCopy !req
819. As you know, my paper is dryCopy !req
820. Do you any advice for young girls
seeking to avoid a life of Jazz and drinkCopy !req
821. Absolutely yes.Copy !req
822. Mrs. Hart feels that it's the tragic combination
of liquor and JazzCopy !req
823. which led her to the downfall.
Next questionCopy !req
824. Ladies and gentlemenCopy !req
825. I would just like to state how flattered
I am that you came to see youCopy !req
826. Mrs. Hart is very...Copy !req
827. You see I was a moth
crushed on the wheelCopy !req
828. You know, a butterfly
drawn to the, to the...Copy !req
829. I bet you wanna know why I shot the bastardCopy !req
830. Shut up, dummyCopy !req
831. Mr. Billy Flynn in the "Press Conference Rag"Copy !req
832. notice how his mouth never moves - almostCopy !req
833. Where'd you come from?Copy !req
834. MississippiCopy !req
835. And your parents?Copy !req
836. Very wealthy.Copy !req
837. Where are they now?Copy !req
838. Six feet under.
But she was granted one more startCopy !req
839. The convent of the sacred heart!Copy !req
840. When'd you get here?Copy !req
841. How old were you?Copy !req
842. Don't rememberCopy !req
843. Then what happened?Copy !req
844. I met Amos
And he stole my heart awayCopy !req
845. Convinced me to elope one dayCopy !req
846. Oh, poor dear, I can't believe
what you've been throughCopy !req
847. A convent girl! A run-away marriage!Copy !req
848. Now tell us RoxieCopy !req
849. Who's Fred Casely?Copy !req
850. My ex-boyfriendCopy !req
851. Why'd you shoot himCopy !req
852. I was leavin'Copy !req
853. Was he angry?Copy !req
854. Like a madman!
Still I said, "Fred, move along."Copy !req
855. She knew that she was doin' wrongCopy !req
856. Then describe itCopy !req
857. He came toward me.Copy !req
858. With a pistol?Copy !req
859. From my bureauCopy !req
860. Did you fight him?Copy !req
861. Like a tigerCopy !req
862. He had strength and she had noneCopy !req
863. And yet we both reached for the gunCopy !req
864. Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes we both
Oh yes, we bothCopy !req
865. Oh yes, we both reached for the gunCopy !req
866. the gun, the gun, the gunCopy !req
867. Oh yes, we both reached for the gun
For the gun.Copy !req
868. Understandable, understandableCopy !req
869. Yes, it's perfectly understandableCopy !req
870. Comprehensible, comprehensibleCopy !req
871. Not a bit reprehensibleCopy !req
872. It's so defensible!Copy !req
873. How you're feeling?Copy !req
874. Very frightenedCopy !req
875. Are you sorry?Copy !req
876. Are you kidding?Copy !req
877. What's your statement?Copy !req
878. All I'd say isCopy !req
879. Though my choo-choo jumped the trackCopy !req
880. I'd give my life to bring him backCopy !req
881. - And?
- Stay away fromCopy !req
882. - What?
- Jazz and liquorCopy !req
883. - And?
- And the man whoCopy !req
884. - What?
- Play for funCopy !req
885. - And what?
- That's the thought thatCopy !req
886. - Yeah!
- Came upon meCopy !req
887. - When?
- When we both reached for the gun!Copy !req
888. Understandable, understandableCopy !req
889. Yes, it's perfectly understandableCopy !req
890. Comprehensible, comprehensibleCopy !req
891. Not a bit reprehensibleCopy !req
892. It's so defensible!Copy !req
893. Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes they bothCopy !req
894. Oh yes they bothCopy !req
895. Oh yes, they bothCopy !req
896. - Reach for the gun
- Let me hear itCopy !req
897. Oh yes, they both reached
For the gunCopy !req
898. For the gun.Copy !req
899. A little louder!Copy !req
900. Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes they bothCopy !req
901. Oh yes they bothCopy !req
902. Oh yes they both reach for the gunCopy !req
903. Now you got itCopy !req
904. Oh yes, oh yes oh yes they bothCopy !req
905. Oh yes they bothCopy !req
906. Oh yes they both reach for the gunCopy !req
907. Both reach for the gunCopy !req
908. Move all by a caponeCopy !req
909. The windy city has taken
a new criminal to a talkCopy !req
910. The name on everybody's lips is Roxie HartCopy !req
911. The sweetest little lady ever
accused of murder in ChicagoCopy !req
912. Women wanna look like herCopy !req
913. Fellows wanna go out with herCopy !req
914. Some little girls even wanna take her homeCopy !req
915. Don't get any ideas, little ladyCopy !req
916. On the other side of townCopy !req
917. The assistant DA promises the keen shant shootre
shall swing before the year is upCopy !req
918. Who knows?Copy !req
919. If he lives up to his word, assistant DA Harrison
might become Governor Harrison some dayCopy !req
920. Back at the scene of the crimeCopy !req
921. Everybody wants a little piece of Roxie HartCopy !req
922. This jar of colgraine sent her husband back 20 dollarsCopy !req
923. Maybe this pretty little lady
would get some of that famous Roxie styleCopy !req
924. It seems everybody these days is ruling forCopy !req
925. Roxie HartCopy !req
926. Take off these flowers
and make sure they do send themCopy !req
927. So, kiddoCopy !req
928. You've any thought what you wann do
after Billy get you offCopy !req
929. Yeah, I think I'd like to go on the stageCopy !req
930. Yeah, figure it as muchCopy !req
931. I've already called the Morris officeCopy !req
932. Really? How much is that gonna cost me?Copy !req
933. Very fair to do, ten percent of all your takingsCopy !req
934. Yeah, we'll see, MamaCopy !req
935. Besides, I don't even have an act yetCopy !req
936. Well, killing Fred Caseley was your actCopy !req
937. May not? audience
?Copy !req
938. It's a freak actCopy !req
939. BesidesCopy !req
940. HiCopy !req
941. I'm better than thatCopy !req
942. Of course you are, cup cakeCopy !req
943. I mean you may be as big as Sophie TagoCopy !req
944. You really think so?Copy !req
945. Made Canton and Joseph can buyCopy !req
946. You know I always wanted to have my name on those papersCopy !req
947. You know before I met AmosCopy !req
948. I used to date with this well to do ugly bootleggerCopy !req
949. He used to like to take me out and show me offCopy !req
950. Ugly guys like to do thatCopy !req
951. Once it's said in the paperCopy !req
952. Gamelands Alcapella seen a shavito
with a cute blondeCopy !req
953. That was meCopy !req
954. I cliffed and I saved betterCopy !req
955. You know all my lifeCopy !req
956. I wanna have my own actCopy !req
957. But no, no no no noCopy !req
958. It's always no, they always turn me downCopy !req
959. One big world full of noCopy !req
960. And then Amos came alongCopy !req
961. Safe, sweet AmosCopy !req
962. He never says noCopy !req
963. I've never done this beforeCopy !req
964. But you knowCopy !req
965. It is such a special nightCopy !req
966. And you're such a great audienceCopy !req
967. And I just, I really feel I can
I can talk to you, you knowCopy !req
968. So forget what you've read in the papersCopy !req
969. And forget what you've heard from the radiosCopy !req
970. Because, becauseCopy !req
971. Because I'm gonna tell you the truthCopy !req
972. Not that the truth really mattersCopy !req
973. But I'm gonna tell you anywayCopy !req
974. On the bed of the apartmentCopy !req
975. Amos wasCopy !req
976. ZeroCopy !req
977. I mean when he made love to meCopy !req
978. It was likeCopy !req
979. I think he was fixing a carburetor or somethingCopy !req
980. I like you, honey, I love youCopy !req
981. AnywayCopy !req
982. I started fooling aroundCopy !req
983. Then I started screwing aroundCopy !req
984. Which is fooling around without dinnerCopy !req
985. Then I met Fred CaseleyCopy !req
986. Who said that he can get me into the VeaudebillCopy !req
987. But that ain't quite work out like I've plannedCopy !req
988. I guess it didn't really work out to grateful Fred eitherCopy !req
989. So I gave up on the whole ideaCopy !req
990. If you can't figure after all these useCopy !req
991. Opportunities just pass you byCopy !req
992. And now,Copy !req
993. with this swing I get 'em allCopy !req
994. with all these publicity,Copy !req
995. I got me a world full of yes!Copy !req
996. The name on everybody's lipsCopy !req
997. Is gonna be RoxieCopy !req
998. The lady rakin' in the chipsCopy !req
999. Is gonna be RoxieCopy !req
1000. I'm gonna be a celebrityCopy !req
1001. That means somebody everyone knowsCopy !req
1002. They're gonna recognize my eyesCopy !req
1003. My hair, my teeth, my boobs, my noseCopy !req
1004. From just some dumb mechanic's wifeCopy !req
1005. I'm gonna be RoxieCopy !req
1006. Who says that murder's not an art?Copy !req
1007. And who in case she doesn't hangCopy !req
1008. Can say she started with a bang?Copy !req
1009. Roxie Hart!Copy !req
1010. BoysCopy !req
1011. They're gonna wait outside in lineCopy !req
1012. To get to see RoxieCopy !req
1013. Think of those autographs I'll signCopy !req
1014. "Good luck to you, Roxie"Copy !req
1015. And I'll appear in a lavaliereCopy !req
1016. That goes all the way down to my waistCopy !req
1017. Here a ring, there a ring
Everywhere a ring a lingCopy !req
1018. But always the best of tasteCopy !req
1019. I'm a star.Copy !req
1020. And the audience loves me.
And I love them.Copy !req
1021. And they love me for loving them.
And I love them for loving me.Copy !req
1022. And we love each other.Copy !req
1023. And that's cause none of us got
enough love in our childhoods.Copy !req
1024. And that's showbiz... kid.Copy !req
1025. She's giving up her humdrum lifeCopy !req
1026. I'm gonna be, sing it's RoxieCopy !req
1027. She made a scandal and a startCopy !req
1028. And Sophie Tucker will shit, I knowCopy !req
1029. To see her name get billed belowCopy !req
1030. Roxie Hart!Copy !req
1031. I just can't take it anymore.Copy !req
1032. I can't go anywhere without hearing
about that dumb tomato!Copy !req
1033. Oh, no Mama, not you too.Copy !req
1034. I've got some bad news, kid.
The tour has been cancelled.Copy !req
1035. What?Copy !req
1036. Your name is out of the paper too long.Copy !req
1037. All you read about today,
is the Hart kid. She's hot.Copy !req
1038. And what am I supposed to do?
Suck up to her like everybody else?Copy !req
1039. It couldn't hurt.Copy !req
1040. Over my dead body.Copy !req
1041. Mind if I join you?Copy !req
1042. Lights out.Copy !req
1043. Smoke?Copy !req
1044. Look what some Johnny sent me.Copy !req
1045. Triple cream caramel,
all the way from San Francisco.Copy !req
1046. I'm watching my figure.
You know, the trial.Copy !req
1047. Hey, Great mentioned that
you're on a trip today, huh?Copy !req
1048. There have been so many,
I just can't keep track.Copy !req
1049. Hey did I ever tell you,
you're exactly the same size as my sister.Copy !req
1050. I mean, you fit into
her costume perfectly.Copy !req
1051. Really?Copy !req
1052. Yeah, I was just thinking, you know,Copy !req
1053. with all the publicity that's piled up
between us when Billy gets us off,Copy !req
1054. would we be a
natural to do an act together.Copy !req
1055. You think so huh?Copy !req
1056. Ladies and gentlemen,
Miss Velma Kelly in an act of desperation.Copy !req
1057. My sister and l
had an act that couldn't flop.Copy !req
1058. My sister and l
were headed straight for the top.Copy !req
1059. My sister and l
earned a thou a week at least.Copy !req
1060. Oh yeahCopy !req
1061. But my sister is
now unfortunately deceased.Copy !req
1062. I know it's sad of course,
but a fact is still a fact.Copy !req
1063. And now all that remains is the remains...Copy !req
1064. of a perfect...Copy !req
1065. double... act.Copy !req
1066. Watch this.Copy !req
1067. They have to imagine it with 2 people.
It's swell with two people.Copy !req
1068. First, I'd...Copy !req
1069. Then, she'd...Copy !req
1070. Then, we'd...Copy !req
1071. But I can't do it alone.Copy !req
1072. Then, she'd...Copy !req
1073. Then, I'd...Copy !req
1074. Then, we'd...Copy !req
1075. But I can't do it alone.Copy !req
1076. She'd say, what's your sister like?Copy !req
1077. I'd say, man.Copy !req
1078. She'd say, you're the cat's meow
And we wow the crowd again.Copy !req
1079. When she'd go...Copy !req
1080. I'd go...Copy !req
1081. We'd go...Copy !req
1082. And then those ding-dong daddies started to roar
Whistled, stomped, and stamped on the floorCopy !req
1083. Yelling, screaming, begging for moreCopy !req
1084. And we'd say, okay, fellows.
Keep your socks up.Copy !req
1085. Cause you ain't seen nothing yet.Copy !req
1086. But I simply cannot do it alone.Copy !req
1087. So what do you think?Copy !req
1088. Come on, you can say.Copy !req
1089. I know you're right.
The first part is shit.Copy !req
1090. Second part is really nifty.Copy !req
1091. But the second part...Copy !req
1092. Okay, she'd go...Copy !req
1093. I'd go...Copy !req
1094. We'd go...Copy !req
1095. And then those two-bit Johnnies did it up browCopy !req
1096. To cheer the best attraction in townCopy !req
1097. They really tore the balcony downCopy !req
1098. We'd say, okay, boys,
we're going home.Copy !req
1099. But before we go,
here's a few more partin' shots!Copy !req
1100. And this... this we did
in perfect unison.Copy !req
1101. Now you've seen me going through it.Copy !req
1102. You may think there's nothing to it.Copy !req
1103. But I simply cannot do it...Copy !req
1104. Alone!Copy !req
1105. So where's the part
we blew the brains out?Copy !req
1106. Okay, Roxie. I'll...Copy !req
1107. No, don't bother.Copy !req
1108. You think you're fooling me?
You're all washed up.Copy !req
1109. And it's me they want now,
and I'm a big star.Copy !req
1110. Single.Copy !req
1111. Oh I almost forgot.
You're in the paper today too.Copy !req
1112. In the back.Copy !req
1113. Velma Kelly's trial has been
postponed indefinitely.Copy !req
1114. Seven words.Copy !req
1115. And here's a little piece of advice.
Direct from me to you.Copy !req
1116. Lay off the caramels.Copy !req
1117. And now, for all you
Chicago's stay-up-laters.Copy !req
1118. Night hours would
only come alive at the dark.Copy !req
1119. We dedicate this tune
Chicago After Midnight.Copy !req
1120. This all took place in Lesurevelt?Copy !req
1121. lncredible.Copy !req
1122. All right. Thanks.Copy !req
1123. They just arrest this woman for
triple homicide.Copy !req
1124. Really?Copy !req
1125. Yeah, get this. She's an Aries!Copy !req
1126. Now her family is in the pineapple
or grapefruit, some kind of fruits.Copy !req
1127. The demon Kitty works in
something... She's playing house.Copy !req
1128. On the north side in an apartment,
she met Harry.Copy !req
1129. What Harry does for living,
no one's quite sure.Copy !req
1130. But it doesn't really matter
cause she's paying all the bills.Copy !req
1131. Anyhow, Kitty comes home tonight.
Harry was already in bed, which is a part of his course from HarryCopy !req
1132. She goes to change. When she returns,
she notices something rather odd.Copy !req
1133. Extremely oddCopy !req
1134. Kitty disappears for a second.Copy !req
1135. Cool as a cucumberCopy !req
1136. And she returns,
she gently wakes up Harry.Copy !req
1137. Harry says, "What? I'm alone!"Copy !req
1138. She says, "Alone? Yyou have
two other women in bed with you!"Copy !req
1139. And Harry says, "Come on, darling,
you gonna believe what you see or what I tell you?"Copy !req
1140. Good night, folks.Copy !req
1141. Miss Baxter, Miss Baxter!Copy !req
1142. Mary Sunshine from The Evening Star.Copy !req
1143. Would you mind saying a word or two?Copy !req
1144. Sure I'll say three. Go to hell!Copy !req
1145. Please direct your
questions to the counsel.Copy !req
1146. You're not my counsel
I want my money back!Copy !req
1147. It's not your money.
It's your mother's money.Copy !req
1148. Are you sorry, dear?Copy !req
1149. Yeah, I'm sorry, sorry I got caught.Copy !req
1150. Oh hey, Miss Sunshine.
Not now, Roxie.Copy !req
1151. I got a letter from a guy.
He says he's gone on a hungry strike until I'm free.Copy !req
1152. That's nice.Copy !req
1153. Miss Baxter, did you know
these two ladies personally?Copy !req
1154. Did I know these two ladies
personally? Was that your question?Copy !req
1155. Yeah, that's my ques...Copy !req
1156. She's very hot spirit, isn't she?Copy !req
1157. Miss Baxter...Copy !req
1158. Oh hey, Mr. Flynn.Copy !req
1159. - Yeah, hi, Tracy.
- It's Roxie.Copy !req
1160. Yeah, sure, I'm just kidding.Copy !req
1161. Did you get my trial date yet?Copy !req
1162. - Listen, kid.
- I'm on top of your list, right?Copy !req
1163. Go to hell!Copy !req
1164. What a helling, huh?
And social-like too.Copy !req
1165. Her mother owns all the pineapples in Hawaii.Copy !req
1166. What the hell do I care about pineapples?Copy !req
1167. All right...Copy !req
1168. And now, that's all, direct all your questionsCopy !req
1169. And afterwards I'll be happy to get back to you myself.Copy !req
1170. Billy...Copy !req
1171. How does it feel, kid?Copy !req
1172. Pretty soon we couldn't find
your name in the papers.Copy !req
1173. Mr. Flynn?Copy !req
1174. Someone open this door immediately.Copy !req
1175. Oh, my God. Roxie!
What is it to you?Copy !req
1176. Oh, no. Don't worry about me.Copy !req
1177. I only hope the fall didn't hurt the baby.Copy !req
1178. Baby?Copy !req
1179. Shit!Copy !req
1180. Roxie, when did this happen darling?Copy !req
1181. Well, doctor, is she or isn't she?Copy !req
1182. She is.Copy !req
1183. Would you swear that statement in court?Copy !req
1184. - Yes.
- Good. Button your fly.Copy !req
1185. I would...Copy !req
1186. I would just like to say that
when my own life doesn't matter now.Copy !req
1187. just that of my unborn child.Copy !req
1188. Poor dear, to have your baby born in jail.Copy !req
1189. My readers won't stand for that.Copy !req
1190. I can assure you that won't happen.Copy !req
1191. The trial would come in
the least possible moment.Copy !req
1192. First time we're ever have
one more girl knocked up.Copy !req
1193. Hey, Roxie...Copy !req
1194. Roxie! I just have the good news!Copy !req
1195. I'm the father.Copy !req
1196. Hey, Roxie, who's the father?Copy !req
1197. The question is completely out of line.Copy !req
1198. How dare you insult this brave young woman?Copy !req
1199. That's enoughCopy !req
1200. Roxie, honey! It's me, it's daddy!Copy !req
1201. Roxie, I'd get to you as soon as I could.Copy !req
1202. If someone stood up in a crowdCopy !req
1203. And raised his voice up way out loudCopy !req
1204. And waved his arm and shook his legCopy !req
1205. You'd notice himCopy !req
1206. If someone in the movie show
Yelled "Fire in the second rowCopy !req
1207. This whole place is a powder keg!"Copy !req
1208. You'd notice himCopy !req
1209. And even without clucking like a henCopy !req
1210. Everyone gets noticed, now and thenCopy !req
1211. Unless, of course, that personage should beCopy !req
1212. Invisible, inconsequential me!Copy !req
1213. Cellophane
Mister CellophaneCopy !req
1214. Shoulda been my nameCopy !req
1215. Mister CellophaneCopy !req
1216. 'Cause you can look right through meCopy !req
1217. Walk right by meCopy !req
1218. And never know I'm there...Copy !req
1219. I tell ya Cellophane
Mister CellophaneCopy !req
1220. Shoulda been my nameCopy !req
1221. Mister CellophaneCopy !req
1222. 'Cause you can look right through meCopy !req
1223. Walk right by meCopy !req
1224. And never know I'm thereCopy !req
1225. Oh, I didn't see you.
Sit down.Copy !req
1226. Look, Andy, I'm afraid I'm gotta hit you hard.Copy !req
1227. I can only hope you would think about it.Copy !req
1228. - Amos, my name is Amos.
- Who says it wasn't?Copy !req
1229. It was the kid's name I was thinking about.Copy !req
1230. You know when she's due?
September.Copy !req
1231. You'd pass out those cigars anyway.Copy !req
1232. I don't want you to give a damn on the people.
- People what?Copy !req
1233. - Laugh.
- Laugh? Why would they laugh?Copy !req
1234. They can count. Can you count?Copy !req
1235. September.Copy !req
1236. It's the copy of Roxie's
first statement from D.A. office.Copy !req
1237. Says she hasn't copulated with you
for four months prior to the incidents.Copy !req
1238. She would know. Yeah,
I guess we've done no copulating since...Copy !req
1239. Wait a minute.Copy !req
1240. That doesn't figure out right.
I couldn't be the father.Copy !req
1241. Well, forget about that now
My client needs your support.Copy !req
1242. You mean she needs a meal ticket?Copy !req
1243. That's all I've ever been.
But this time she's gone too far.Copy !req
1244. What're you gonna do?
Divorce her?Copy !req
1245. You're damn right!
I'll divorce her!Copy !req
1246. She probably won't even notice.Copy !req
1247. Yeah. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1248. A human being's made of more than airCopy !req
1249. With all that bulk, you're bound to see him thereCopy !req
1250. Unless that human bein' next to youCopy !req
1251. Is unimpressive, undistinguishedCopy !req
1252. You know whoCopy !req
1253. - You're still here?
- Yeah, I'm still here.Copy !req
1254. I thinkCopy !req
1255. Shoulda been my nameCopy !req
1256. Mister CellophaneCopy !req
1257. 'Cause you can look right through meCopy !req
1258. Walk right by meCopy !req
1259. And never know I'm thereCopy !req
1260. I tell ya Cellophane
Mister CellophaneCopy !req
1261. Shoulda been my nameCopy !req
1262. Mister CellophaneCopy !req
1263. 'Cause you can look right through meCopy !req
1264. Walk right by meCopy !req
1265. And never know I'm thereCopy !req
1266. Never even knowCopy !req
1267. I'm thereCopy !req
1268. Hope I didn't take up too much of your time.Copy !req
1269. I've been waiting for you 10 minutes.
Don't do that again.Copy !req
1270. This dress makes me look like a
wulworth lampshade. I'm not wearing this.Copy !req
1271. You wear it because I tell you to wear it.Copy !req
1272. I'm not wearing this dress.Copy !req
1273. And when Andy's on the stand,
I want you be knitting.Copy !req
1274. Knitting? For Christ's sake.Copy !req
1275. - A baby garment.
- I don't know how to knit!Copy !req
1276. Then learn.
- That's no way to win the jury's sympathy.Copy !req
1277. - You don't need advice anymore?
- Look at here, Mr. Mouthpiece.Copy !req
1278. It seems to me that I am the one
who's coming up with the good ideas.Copy !req
1279. I'm sick of everybody telling me what to do.
And you treat me like dirt.Copy !req
1280. You know that? You treat me like I'm some dumb,
common criminal.Copy !req
1281. But you're some dumb,
common criminal.Copy !req
1282. Well, it's better than being a
greasy mick lawyer.Copy !req
1283. - We're happy who's saving your ass.
- Who's out for all. He can steal!Copy !req
1284. Maybe you'd like
to appeal on court without me.Copy !req
1285. Maybe I could. Have you read
the morning papers? They love me.Copy !req
1286. There maybe a lot more when you're hanged.
You know why? 'Cause it's sold more papers.Copy !req
1287. - You're fired.
- I quit.Copy !req
1288. Any lawyer in this town
would die to have my case.Copy !req
1289. You're a phony celebrity.
You're a flash in the panCopy !req
1290. In a couple of weeks,
no one would give a shit about you.Copy !req
1291. That's Chicago.Copy !req
1292. No! Not guilty!Copy !req
1293. What happened?Copy !req
1294. It's Hunyak. She lost the last appeal.Copy !req
1295. So what does that mean?Copy !req
1296. What that means?
Next week, she's gonna...Copy !req
1297. This is Mary Sunshine,
coming to you from the Cook County Jail,Copy !req
1298. where history will be made today.Copy !req
1299. Katelin Helinsky would become the first woman
in the state of lllinois to be executed.Copy !req
1300. And so ladies and gentlemen...Copy !req
1301. And now, ladies and gentlemen,
for your pleasure and your entertainment,Copy !req
1302. we proudly present Katelin Helinsky
and her famous Hungarian Disappearing Act.Copy !req
1303. Bravo!Copy !req
1304. You know, it's really not that bad.Copy !req
1305. You're clear with
everything we agreed on?Copy !req
1306. Yup. I've been up all night
rehearsing.Copy !req
1307. What do you do
when Harrison comes after you?Copy !req
1308. I sit still and look straight ahead.
Never look the jury.Copy !req
1309. - And?
- And I look modest.Copy !req
1310. - And?
- And...Copy !req
1311. - And say nothing.
- That's right, that's right.Copy !req
1312. - That was the deal, right?
- Right.Copy !req
1313. You ask me back,
I do all the talking and stuff.Copy !req
1314. Absolutely, Billy.
Whatever you say.Copy !req
1315. - Mr. Flynn, his honor is here.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1316. You ready?Copy !req
1317. Yeah.Copy !req
1318. Billy...Copy !req
1319. I'm scared.Copy !req
1320. Na, don't be.Copy !req
1321. I've been around a long time.
Believe me, you've got nothing to worry about.Copy !req
1322. It's all a circus.
A three-ring circus.Copy !req
1323. These trials, the whole world...
it's all the show business.Copy !req
1324. But kidCopy !req
1325. You're working with a starCopy !req
1326. Give 'em the old razzle dazzleCopy !req
1327. Razzle dazzle 'emCopy !req
1328. Give 'em act with lots of flash in itCopy !req
1329. And the reaction will be passionateCopy !req
1330. Give 'em the old hocus pocusCopy !req
1331. Bead and feather 'emCopy !req
1332. How can they see with sequins in their eyes?Copy !req
1333. What if your hinges all are rusting?Copy !req
1334. What if, in fact, you're just disgusting?Copy !req
1335. Razzle dazzle 'emCopy !req
1336. And they'll never catch wiseCopy !req
1337. Give 'em the old razzle dazzleCopy !req
1338. Razzle dazzle 'emCopy !req
1339. Give 'em a show that's so splendiferousCopy !req
1340. Row after row will grow vociferousCopy !req
1341. Give 'em the old flim flam flummoxCopy !req
1342. Fool and fracture 'emCopy !req
1343. How can they hear the truth above the roar?Copy !req
1344. Throw 'em a fake and a finagleCopy !req
1345. They'll never know you're just a bagelCopy !req
1346. Razzle dazzle 'emCopy !req
1347. And they'll beg you for moreCopy !req
1348. - Object!
- Sustained.Copy !req
1349. Your honour, I haven't even
asked a question yet.Copy !req
1350. Give 'em the old double whammyCopy !req
1351. Daze and dizzy 'emCopy !req
1352. Back since the days of old MethuselahCopy !req
1353. Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-lerCopy !req
1354. Give 'em the old three ring circusCopy !req
1355. Stun and stagger 'emCopy !req
1356. When you're in trouble, go into your danceCopy !req
1357. Though you are stiffer than a girderCopy !req
1358. They let ya get away with a murderCopy !req
1359. Razzle dazzle 'emCopy !req
1360. And you've got a romanceCopy !req
1361. Hello, Amos.Copy !req
1362. Amos? That's right, Mr. Flynn. AmosCopy !req
1363. Amos, when did you file sue for divorce?Copy !req
1364. A month ago.Copy !req
1365. Was there any reason for
filing at this particular time?Copy !req
1366. I'd say, the newspapers said
Roxie was expecting a little stranger.Copy !req
1367. That's hardly a cause for divorce, isn't it?Copy !req
1368. A little too much of a stranger.Copy !req
1369. You mean you doubted
the fraternity of the child.Copy !req
1370. Well sure.Copy !req
1371. Tell me something, Amos.
You share a bed with your wife?Copy !req
1372. Yes, sir, every night.Copy !req
1373. You expect the jury to believe thatCopy !req
1374. you slept next to this woman every night
without exercising the rights of a husband?Copy !req
1375. - I could if I want to.
- Oh, but you didn't.Copy !req
1376. - No, I did.
- Did what?Copy !req
1377. - Want to.
- But you didn't.Copy !req
1378. - Didn't what?
- What you wanted.Copy !req
1379. Wait a minute,
I'm getting confused here.Copy !req
1380. Hey, you tell me, Hart.
Since you ever question Roxie herself,Copy !req
1381. did you even bother to ask her
if you were the father of the child?Copy !req
1382. - No, sir.
- No. What?Copy !req
1383. if you became convinced that you were wrong,
you'd be mad enough in a minute.Copy !req
1384. You would take her back if Roxie
swore that you're the father of the child,Copy !req
1385. - which she does.
- She does?Copy !req
1386. She does!Copy !req
1387. No more question!
You can step down now.Copy !req
1388. Well done, Andy.Copy !req
1389. Roxie, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
1390. Give 'em the old razzle dazzleCopy !req
1391. Razzle dazzle 'emCopy !req
1392. Show 'em the first rate sorcerer you areCopy !req
1393. Long as you keep 'em way off balanceCopy !req
1394. How can they spot you got no talents?Copy !req
1395. Razzle dazzle 'emCopy !req
1396. Razzle dazzle 'emCopy !req
1397. Razzle dazzle 'emCopy !req
1398. This is the moment we've been waiting for.Copy !req
1399. Roxie Hart finally takes the stand
in her own defense.Copy !req
1400. And they'll make you a star!Copy !req
1401. Hold it!Copy !req
1402. Proceed, Mr. Flynn.Copy !req
1403. Roxie, I have here a statement
which you admitted having illicit relationsCopy !req
1404. with deceased Fred Casely.
Is this statement true or false?Copy !req
1405. I'm afraid that's true.Copy !req
1406. You're an honestly girl, Roxie.Copy !req
1407. When did you first meet Fred Casely?Copy !req
1408. When he sold Amos and me our furniture.Copy !req
1409. Your personal relationship with him,
you tell the jury when that began.Copy !req
1410. When I permitted him
to escort me home one night,Copy !req
1411. I don't think I would've gone with himCopy !req
1412. if Mr. Hart and me hadn't
quarreled that very morning.Copy !req
1413. - Quarreled?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
1414. Well, I supposed it was his fault.Copy !req
1415. Oh, no, sir. It was my fault.Copy !req
1416. I supposed I just couldn't stop
pestering him.Copy !req
1417. Pestering him? About what?Copy !req
1418. I didn't like him working
those long hours at the garage.Copy !req
1419. I wanted him home with me...
to darn his socks and iron his shirts.Copy !req
1420. I wanted a real home and a child.Copy !req
1421. So you drifted into this illicit relationship
because you're unhappy at home.Copy !req
1422. Yes, was almost unhappy.Copy !req
1423. Roxie Hart!Copy !req
1424. The state has accused you
the murder of Fred Casely.Copy !req
1425. Are you guilty or not guilty?Copy !req
1426. I'm not guilty...Copy !req
1427. I'm not guiltyCopy !req
1428. I killed him, I did. But I'm not a
criminal. I'm not a criminal...Copy !req
1429. I'm not a criminalCopy !req
1430. Roxie...Copy !req
1431. Do you recall the night of June 14th?Copy !req
1432. Could you tell the jury in your own
words the happenings of that night.Copy !req
1433. Well when Fred came over,
I told him a good news.Copy !req
1434. What was it?Copy !req
1435. That me and Amos are gonna have a baby.
And it was all over between us.Copy !req
1436. What happened then?Copy !req
1437. Then...Copy !req
1438. Then...Copy !req
1439. Did he threaten you, Roxie?Copy !req
1440. Objection, your honour.
Counsel is leading the witness.Copy !req
1441. Sustained.Copy !req
1442. What did Casely say
when you told him the news?Copy !req
1443. I'll kill you before I see
you have another man's child!Copy !req
1444. Could you tell the audience...
the jury, what happened next?Copy !req
1445. In his passion, he tore off my robe
and he threw me on the bed.Copy !req
1446. And Mr. Hart's pistol
was lying there between us.Copy !req
1447. And then!Copy !req
1448. And then we both reached for the
gun but I got it first.Copy !req
1449. And then he came towards me
with this awny look in his eyes.Copy !req
1450. He was angry and wild!Copy !req
1451. Wild!Copy !req
1452. And did you think that
he might kill you?Copy !req
1453. Oh, yes, sir!Copy !req
1454. So was his life or yours?Copy !req
1455. And I just mine.
I closed my eyes and I shot!Copy !req
1456. It is defense for your life!Copy !req
1457. To save my husband's
innocent unborn child.Copy !req
1458. Order!Copy !req
1459. What a bull's eye, huh?Copy !req
1460. - Order in this courtroom!
- Roxie!Copy !req
1461. It's come demonian here in the courtroom...Copy !req
1462. Mrs. Hart's behavior
has been truly extraordinary.Copy !req
1463. Opening her eyes, she fenced herself
with her attorney's handkerchief.Copy !req
1464. - Handkerchief?
- Poor child has no relief.Copy !req
1465. She looks around now bewildered,
seeming to want something.Copy !req
1466. It's a glass of water.Copy !req
1467. Oh, Mama, that was my bid!
I told Billy, I'm gonna do that at my trial!Copy !req
1468. But now her eyes
flatter wildly and she...Copy !req
1469. Mrs. Hart has fainted again.Copy !req
1470. She flumps over her chiffon dress
up around her knees,Copy !req
1471. revealing a glimpse of blue garter
with Ryan-stone buckle.Copy !req
1472. Oh, Mama, she stole my garter.
She stole my garter!Copy !req
1473. Don't break my radio!Copy !req
1474. First the slut steals my publicity,
then she steals my lawyer, my trial date,Copy !req
1475. now she stole my goddamn garter.Copy !req
1476. What do you expect?Copy !req
1477. I mean these days
you get a little successCopy !req
1478. and it's good rinse
for the people who put you here.Copy !req
1479. It ain't no justice in the world.
That's nothing you can do about it.Copy !req
1480. Notes thatCopy !req
1481. You think they got you a page
just to listen to my radio?Copy !req
1482. People write some public interesting things
when they think no one's looking.Copy !req
1483. Oh, Mama.Copy !req
1484. State calls a witness.Copy !req
1485. Left hand on the Bible, raise your right hand
and swear you'd tell the truth, the whole truth, nothing but truth swear to God.Copy !req
1486. Have a seat.Copy !req
1487. Would you state your name
for the record please.Copy !req
1488. Velma Kelly.Copy !req
1489. Miss Kelly, would you please tell
the court of the object I'm holdingCopy !req
1490. is the one you happen to come upon
in the defendant jailhouse?Copy !req
1491. Yes, it is.Copy !req
1492. I submit this as Exhibitdex.
Roxie Hart's diary.Copy !req
1493. I object!
My client never kept a diary.Copy !req
1494. Even if she did, this would be invasion
of privacy and violation of fourth amendmentCopy !req
1495. and illegal search without a warrant.Copy !req
1496. Yeah, and she broke the law.Copy !req
1497. Order!Copy !req
1498. Well, let's settle that. I'll allow it.Copy !req
1499. What's the big deal?
She's the one that did it.Copy !req
1500. if you would read for us, Miss Kelly.Copy !req
1501. I haven't worked in a while.Copy !req
1502. What a laugh, plucking Fred Casely.Copy !req
1503. The big baboon had a common.Copy !req
1504. I'm just sorry l
only got to kill him once.Copy !req
1505. I never wrote that. You...
Hey, she made that up.Copy !req
1506. - She made that up!
- Order!Copy !req
1507. Please, Mr. Flynn,
get control of your client.Copy !req
1508. I'm sorry, you honour.
It won't happen again.Copy !req
1509. Sit down and shut up.
Or else it gonna get worse.Copy !req
1510. I have no more questions.Copy !req
1511. Your witness, Mr. Flynn.Copy !req
1512. Ladies and gentlemen, a tap dance.Copy !req
1513. Tell me, Miss Kelly,
you make a deal with Mr. HarrisonCopy !req
1514. maybe to drop all charges against you
in exchange of your testifying today?Copy !req
1515. No, sure. I'm not completed yet.Copy !req
1516. Good.Copy !req
1517. Then since you gave such an impressive
performance for Mr. Harrison,Copy !req
1518. can you do me the same honour?Copy !req
1519. - I'd be delighted.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1520. Fred Casely assured me to get me
an audition down at the Onyx.Copy !req
1521. And then he reneged on his pledge
and that was my motive for attack.Copy !req
1522. Pretty fancy. What you're sayingCopy !req
1523. if a big fat liar
who rogue on a deal so I shot him.Copy !req
1524. Amos accused me of having an affair.Copy !req
1525. So I told him that the charge was erroneous.Copy !req
1526. Objection, your honour.Copy !req
1527. Mr. Flynn is twisting the evidence
to draw conclusion to the specious and the...Copy !req
1528. - Erroneous?
- Exactly.Copy !req
1529. Order!Copy !req
1530. Miss Kelly, did you know the
meaning of the word perjury?Copy !req
1531. Yes, I do.Copy !req
1532. - You also know that is a crime?
- Yes.Copy !req
1533. And for example if it turns out
you knew this diary was a fake,Copy !req
1534. I hate to think you rotting away in
prison for the next 10 yearsCopy !req
1535. especially when you just win your freedom.Copy !req
1536. All I know is what I was told.Copy !req
1537. So... you didn't find this diary in Roxie's cell?Copy !req
1538. No.Copy !req
1539. Mama... Miss Morton gave it to me.
She said someone sent it to her.Copy !req
1540. Someone? Any idea who
this mysterious benefactor might be?Copy !req
1541. No. She didn't know.Copy !req
1542. All right, let's see if it's gonna work soCopy !req
1543. Someone who writes about
reneging on pledges.Copy !req
1544. And... erroneous charges...Copy !req
1545. Call me crazy, does that
sound like a lawyer to you?Copy !req
1546. A lawyer, who honestly had
a sample of my client's handwriting.Copy !req
1547. Mr. Harrison, did you ask Roxie
to write out a confession for you?Copy !req
1548. Yes, but you're not suggesting that
I tempered with evidence, are you?Copy !req
1549. No, let's not be ridiculous.Copy !req
1550. That's certainly and utterly absurd.Copy !req
1551. Unless you mention it.Copy !req
1552. Your honour, this is outrageous.Copy !req
1553. Outrageous? Yes.Copy !req
1554. The prosecutor would made
a thief bargain with notorious Velma Kelly.Copy !req
1555. And then fabricated
the very evidence and set her free!Copy !req
1556. Mr. Flynn, hold your contempt.Copy !req
1557. No, it's not even conceivable.Copy !req
1558. But does it worked?
Would it be time to say,Copy !req
1559. Come clean,
Mr. Harrison, come clean...Copy !req
1560. Even with your, this kind of corruption.
I cannot stand.Copy !req
1561. That's enough, Mr. Flynn!Copy !req
1562. I agree, your honour. That's enough!Copy !req
1563. Let defence restCopy !req
1564. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
1565. this is Mary Sunshine reporting live
from the Cooke County Courthouse.Copy !req
1566. The city of Chicago has come
to a complete stand still.Copy !req
1567. As the trial of century finally draw to a close.Copy !req
1568. Mrs. Hart sits quietly
at the defense table, hands folded.Copy !req
1569. Wondering what fate has installed for her?Copy !req
1570. And how hushing over the courtroomCopy !req
1571. as the 12 men of the jury
fall slowly back to their seats.Copy !req
1572. Gentlemen of the jury,
have you reach a verdict?Copy !req
1573. We have, your honour.Copy !req
1574. The jury has reached a verdict.Copy !req
1575. The defendant please rise.Copy !req
1576. What is your verdict?Copy !req
1577. We, the jury, find the defendant...Copy !req
1578. "Guilty"Copy !req
1579. "Innocent"Copy !req
1580. Roxie Hart is innocent!
She's innocent!Copy !req
1581. Get your paperCopy !req
1582. Roxie Hart is free!Copy !req
1583. She's freeCopy !req
1584. RoxieCopy !req
1585. Come on! Move it!Copy !req
1586. She shoots her husband and
she crossed the lawyer!Copy !req
1587. Hey, don't you wanna take my picture?Copy !req
1588. Hey, I'm the famous Roxie Hart.Copy !req
1589. Hey, what happened?
What the hell happened?Copy !req
1590. It's Chicago, kid.
You can't beat fresh blood on the walls.Copy !req
1591. What about my publicity, Billy?
My name in the papers.Copy !req
1592. I was counting on that.Copy !req
1593. Your attitude is not the one I get.
I just save your life.Copy !req
1594. You got $5,000.
What do I get? I get nothing.Copy !req
1595. Five? Actually it's ten
once I collect from Velma.Copy !req
1596. I get nothing?Copy !req
1597. Don't forget your diary.Copy !req
1598. If you don't mind.
I had a few erroneous phrases in there.Copy !req
1599. Sorry, I couldn't tell you.Copy !req
1600. Take a chance.Copy !req
1601. Never lost a case.Copy !req
1602. You're a free woman, Roxie Hart.Copy !req
1603. And God save lllinois.Copy !req
1604. Roxie.Copy !req
1605. What do you want?Copy !req
1606. I want you to come home.Copy !req
1607. You said you still wanted to...
and the baby...Copy !req
1608. Baby, what baby?Copy !req
1609. Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
1610. What do you take me for?Copy !req
1611. There ain't no baby.Copy !req
1612. There ain't no baby?Copy !req
1613. They didn't even want my picture.Copy !req
1614. I just can't understand that.Copy !req
1615. Why didn't they even want my picture?Copy !req
1616. It's good, isn't it?Copy !req
1617. Grand, isn't it?Copy !req
1618. Great, isn't it?Copy !req
1619. Swell, isn't it?Copy !req
1620. Fun, isn't it?Copy !req
1621. NowadaysCopy !req
1622. Ladies and gentlemen,
Miss Roxie Hart says Good Night.Copy !req
1623. There's man, everywhereCopy !req
1624. Jazz, everywhereCopy !req
1625. Booze, everywhereCopy !req
1626. Life, everywhereCopy !req
1627. Joy, everywhereCopy !req
1628. NowadaysCopy !req
1629. You can like the life you're livingCopy !req
1630. You can live the life you likeCopy !req
1631. You can even marry HarryCopy !req
1632. But mess around with IkeCopy !req
1633. And that's good, isn't it?Copy !req
1634. Grand, isn't it?Copy !req
1635. Great, isn't it?Copy !req
1636. Swell, isn't it?Copy !req
1637. Fun, isn't it?Copy !req
1638. But nothing staysCopy !req
1639. You can like the life you're livingCopy !req
1640. You can live the life you likeCopy !req
1641. Didn't she kill a guy a while back?Copy !req
1642. Yeah, who can keep it straight anymore?Copy !req
1643. But mess around with IkeCopy !req
1644. And that's good, isn't it?Copy !req
1645. Grand, isn't it?Copy !req
1646. Great, isn't it?Copy !req
1647. Swell, isn't it?Copy !req
1648. That's great. We'll be in touch.Copy !req
1649. You know I'm not quite finished yet.
I have a...Copy !req
1650. Wait, don't go.Copy !req
1651. I could... just a second I'm not...Copy !req
1652. Goddamn it!Copy !req
1653. Thank you!Copy !req
1654. Here's your music, honey.Copy !req
1655. Thanks.Copy !req
1656. You know you're really pretty good.Copy !req
1657. Yeah.Copy !req
1658. What are you doing here?Copy !req
1659. I've been making around.Copy !req
1660. Well, if not fooled up by you,
I'll be swinging right now.Copy !req
1661. Come on, I was there to get you off.Copy !req
1662. You should learn how
to put things behind you.Copy !req
1663. Thank you.
I'll put that at the top of my listCopy !req
1664. right after finding a job
and an apartment with a john.Copy !req
1665. Can you shut up and listen to me?Copy !req
1666. You really are something.Copy !req
1667. Coming in here like some goddamn queen bee,
full of advice for a poor slob like me.Copy !req
1668. Let me tell you something,
Miss Velma Kelly.Copy !req
1669. I got a new life now.Copy !req
1670. And one of the best thing about it,
is it don't include you.Copy !req
1671. Fine. I just thought we could
help each other out.Copy !req
1672. Wait, you thought wrong, didn't you?Copy !req
1673. Now look, listen to me.Copy !req
1674. Look I talked to this guy downtown.Copy !req
1675. He says one chance hurts nothing
these days, but two...Copy !req
1676. We can make a couple hundred a week.Copy !req
1677. Think about it, Roxie.Copy !req
1678. Our faces back in the papers
our names in the market.Copy !req
1679. Velma Kelly and Roxie Hart.Copy !req
1680. Shouldn't it be alphabetical?Copy !req
1681. That could work.Copy !req
1682. A couple hundred?
Maybe we can ask for a thousand.Copy !req
1683. We'll worth it.Copy !req
1684. Forget it, it'll never work.Copy !req
1685. - Why not?
- 'Cause I hate you.Copy !req
1686. There's only one business in the
world that's no problem at all.Copy !req
1687. Ladies and gentlemen, the Chicago
theatre is proud to announce the first.Copy !req
1688. The first time anywhere
that's been an act out of this nation.Copy !req
1689. Not only one little lady, but two.Copy !req
1690. You read about them in the papers,
and now here they are.Copy !req
1691. Chicago zone killer-dealers, the lady-sinners,Copy !req
1692. Roxie Hart and Velma Kelly!Copy !req
1693. You can like the life you're livingCopy !req
1694. You can live the life you likeCopy !req
1695. You can even marry HarryCopy !req
1696. But mess around with IkeCopy !req
1697. And that's good, isn't it?Copy !req
1698. Grand, isn't it?Copy !req
1699. Great, isn't it?Copy !req
1700. Swell, isn't it?Copy !req
1701. Fun, isn't it?Copy !req
1702. But nothing staysCopy !req
1703. In fifty years or soCopy !req
1704. It's gonna change, you knowCopy !req
1705. But, oh, it's heavenCopy !req
1706. NowadaysCopy !req
1707. Okay, you babes of Jazz,
Let's pick up the pace.Copy !req
1708. Let's make the party longer,
let's make the skirt shorter.Copy !req
1709. Let's all go to hell
in a fast car and Keep It HotCopy !req
1710. Me and Roxie would just like to say thank you.Copy !req
1711. Thank you!Copy !req
1712. Believe us, we could've never
done anything without you!Copy !req
1713. And all that JazzCopy !req
1714. That JazzCopy !req