1. This is a story of an ordinary little boy...Copy !req
2. named Charlie Bucket.Copy !req
3. He was not faster or stronger
or more clever than other children.Copy !req
4. His family was not rich
or powerful or well-connected.Copy !req
5. In fact, they barely had enough to eat.Copy !req
6. Charlie Bucket was the luckiest boy
in the entire world.Copy !req
7. He just didn't know it yet.Copy !req
8. - Evening, Buckets.
- Evening.Copy !req
9. Hi, Dad.Copy !req
10. Soup's almost ready, darling.Copy !req
11. Don't suppose there's anything
extra to put in, love.Copy !req
12. Oh, well. Nothing goes better
with cabbage than cabbage.Copy !req
13. Charlie...Copy !req
14. I found something I think you'll like.Copy !req
15. Charlie's father worked
at the local toothpaste factory.Copy !req
16. The hours were long,
and the pay was terrible...Copy !req
17. yet occasionally,
there were unexpected surprises.Copy !req
18. It's exactly what I need.Copy !req
19. What is it, Charlie?Copy !req
20. Dad found it, just the piece I needed.Copy !req
21. - What piece was it?
- A head for Willy Wonka.Copy !req
22. Well, how wonderful.Copy !req
23. It's quite a likeness.Copy !req
24. - You think so?
- Think so?Copy !req
25. I know so.Copy !req
26. I saw Willy Wonka
with my own two eyes.Copy !req
27. - I used to work for him, you know.
- You did?Copy !req
28. - I did.
- He did.Copy !req
29. He did.Copy !req
30. I love grapes.Copy !req
31. Of course, I was a much
younger man in those days.Copy !req
32. Willy Wonka began with
a single store on Cherry Street.Copy !req
33. But the whole world wanted his candy.Copy !req
34. - Mr. Wonka.
- Yeah?Copy !req
35. We need more Wonka bars...Copy !req
36. and we're out of chocolate birds.
- Birds?Copy !req
37. Birds.Copy !req
38. Well, then we'll need
to make some more. Here.Copy !req
39. Now open.Copy !req
40. The man was a genius.Copy !req
41. Did you know he invented a new way
of making chocolate ice cream...Copy !req
42. so that it stays cold for hours
without a freezer?Copy !req
43. You can even leave it lying in the sun
on a hot day, and it won't go runny.Copy !req
44. - But that's impossible.
- But Willy Wonka did it.Copy !req
45. Before long...Copy !req
46. he decided to build
a proper chocolate factory.Copy !req
47. The largest chocolate factory in history.Copy !req
48. Fifty times as big as any other.Copy !req
49. Grandpa, don't make it gross.Copy !req
50. Tell him about the Indian prince.
He'd like to hear about that.Copy !req
51. You mean, Prince Pondicherry?Copy !req
52. Well, Prince Pondicherry
wrote a letter to Mr. Wonka...Copy !req
53. and asked him to come
all the way out to India...Copy !req
54. and build him a colossal palace
entirely out of chocolate.Copy !req
55. It will have 100 rooms, and everything will
be made of either dark or light chocolate.Copy !req
56. True to his word,
the bricks were chocolate...Copy !req
57. and the cement holding
them together was chocolate.Copy !req
58. All the walls and ceilings
were made of chocolate as well.Copy !req
59. So were the carpets
and the pictures and the furniture.Copy !req
60. It is perfect in every way.Copy !req
61. Yeah, but it won't last long.
You better start eating right now.Copy !req
62. Oh, nonsense. I will not eat my palace.Copy !req
63. I intend to live in it.Copy !req
64. But Mr. Wonka was right, of course.Copy !req
65. Soon after this, there came
a very hot day with a boiling sun.Copy !req
66. The prince sent an urgent telegram
requesting a new palace...Copy !req
67. but Willy Wonka was facing
problems of his own.Copy !req
68. All the other chocolate makers, you see,
had grown jealous of Mr. Wonka.Copy !req
69. They began sending in spies
to steal his secret recipes.Copy !req
70. Fickelgruber started making
an ice cream that would never melt.Copy !req
71. Prodnose came out with a chewing gum
that never lost its flavor.Copy !req
72. Then Slugworth
began making candy balloons...Copy !req
73. that you could blow up
to incredible sizes.Copy !req
74. The thievery got so bad...Copy !req
75. that one day, without warning...Copy !req
76. Mr. Wonka told every single one
of his workers to go home.Copy !req
77. He announced that he was closing
his chocolate factory forever.Copy !req
78. I'm closing my chocolate factory forever.Copy !req
79. I'm sorry.Copy !req
80. But it didn't close forever.
It's open right now.Copy !req
81. Yes, well, sometimes when grownups say
"forever," they mean "a very long time. "Copy !req
82. Such as, "I feel like I've eaten
nothing but cabbage soup forever. "Copy !req
83. - Now, Pops.
- The factory did close, Charlie.Copy !req
84. And it seemed like it was
going to be closed forever.Copy !req
85. Then one day we saw smoke
rising from the chimneys.Copy !req
86. - The factory was back in business.
- Did you get your job back?Copy !req
87. No.Copy !req
88. No one did.Copy !req
89. But there must be people working there.Copy !req
90. Think about it, Charlie.
Have you ever seen a single person...Copy !req
91. going into that factory
or coming out of it?Copy !req
92. No. The gates are always closed.Copy !req
93. Exactly.Copy !req
94. But then, who's running the machines?Copy !req
95. - Nobody knows, Charlie.
- It certainly is a mystery.Copy !req
96. Hasn't someone asked Mr. Wonka?Copy !req
97. Nobody sees him anymore.
He never comes out.Copy !req
98. The only thing that comes
out of that place is the candy...Copy !req
99. already packed and addressed.Copy !req
100. I'd give anything in the world
just to go in one more time...Copy !req
101. and see what's become
of that amazing factory.Copy !req
102. Well, you won't, because you can't.
No one can.Copy !req
103. It's a mystery,
and it will always be a mystery.Copy !req
104. That little factory of yours, Charlie,
is as close as any of us is ever going to get.Copy !req
105. Come on, Charlie. I think it's time
we let your grandparents get some sleep.Copy !req
106. - Good night, Grandpa George.
- Night, Charlie.Copy !req
107. - Night-night.
- Chair.Copy !req
108. Thank you, dear.Copy !req
109. Night, Grandpa Joe.Copy !req
110. Good night, Grandma Georgina.Copy !req
111. Nothing's impossible, Charlie.Copy !req
112. - Good night.
- Night, Charlie.Copy !req
113. Sleep well.Copy !req
114. Indeed, that very night, the impossible
had already been set in motion.Copy !req
115. Dear people of the world...Copy !req
116. I, Willy Wonka...Copy !req
117. have decided to allow five children
to visit my factory this year.Copy !req
118. In addition, one of these children
shall receive a special prize...Copy !req
119. beyond anything
you could ever imagine.Copy !req
120. Five golden tickets have been hidden...Copy !req
121. underneath the ordinary wrapping paper
of five ordinary Wonka bars.Copy !req
122. The bars may be anywhere...Copy !req
123. in any shop, in any street, in any
town, in any country in the world.Copy !req
124. Wouldn't it be something, Charlie,
to open a bar of candy...Copy !req
125. and find a golden ticket inside?Copy !req
126. I know, but I only get one bar a year,
for my birthday.Copy !req
127. Well, it's your birthday next week.Copy !req
128. You have as much chance
as anybody does.Copy !req
129. Balderdash. The kids who are
going to find the golden tickets...Copy !req
130. are the ones who can afford
to buy candy bars every day.Copy !req
131. Our Charlie gets only one a year.
He doesn't have a chance.Copy !req
132. Everyone has a chance, Charlie.Copy !req
133. Mark my words,
the kid who finds the first ticket...Copy !req
134. will be fat, fat, fat.Copy !req
135. Augustus. This way.Copy !req
136. I am eating the Wonka bar...Copy !req
137. and I taste something
that is not chocolate...Copy !req
138. or coconut...Copy !req
139. or walnut or peanut butter...Copy !req
140. or nougat...Copy !req
141. or butter brittle
or caramel or sprinkles.Copy !req
142. So I look...Copy !req
143. and I find the golden ticket.Copy !req
144. Augustus, how did you celebrate?Copy !req
145. I eat more candy.Copy !req
146. We knew Augustus would find
the golden ticket.Copy !req
147. He eats so many candy bars a day...Copy !req
148. that it was not possible
for him not to find one.Copy !req
149. Yes, it is good, Augustus.Copy !req
150. - Golden ticket claimed and four more...Copy !req
151. Told you it'd be a porker.Copy !req
152. What a repulsive boy.Copy !req
153. Only four golden tickets left.Copy !req
154. Now that they've found one,
things will really get crazy.Copy !req
155. - Of every shape, size and hue.Copy !req
156. Veruca. Can you spell that for us, please?Copy !req
157. V-E-R-U-C-A. Veruca Salt.Copy !req
158. As soon as my little Veruca told me she
had to have one of these golden tickets...Copy !req
159. I started buying all the Wonka bars
I could lay my hands on.Copy !req
160. Thousands of them.
Hundreds of thousands.Copy !req
161. I'm in the nut business, you see.
So I say to my workers:Copy !req
162. Morning, ladies. From now on,
you can stop shelling peanuts...Copy !req
163. and start shelling the wrappers
off these chocolate bars instead.Copy !req
164. Three days went by, and we had no luck.
Oh, it was terrible.Copy !req
165. My Veruca got more
and more upset each day.Copy !req
166. Where's my golden ticket?Copy !req
167. I want my golden ticket.Copy !req
168. Well, gentlemen, I just hated to see
my little girl feeling unhappy like that.Copy !req
169. I vowed I would keep searching
until I could give her what she wanted.Copy !req
170. And finally, I found her a ticket.Copy !req
171. Daddy, I want another pony.Copy !req
172. She's even worse than the fat boy.Copy !req
173. I don't think that was really fair.
She didn't find the ticket herself.Copy !req
174. Don't worry about it, Charlie.
That man spoils his daughter.Copy !req
175. And no good ever comes
from spoiling a child like that.Copy !req
176. Charlie, Mum and I thought...Copy !req
177. maybe you wanna open
your birthday present tonight.Copy !req
178. Here you are.Copy !req
179. Maybe I should wait till morning.Copy !req
180. - Like hell.
- Pop.Copy !req
181. All together, we're 381 years old.
We don't wait.Copy !req
182. Now, Charlie,
you mustn't feel too disappointed...Copy !req
183. you know, if you don't get the...Copy !req
184. Whatever happens,
you'll still have the candy.Copy !req
185. Ah, well.Copy !req
186. That's that.Copy !req
187. - We'll share it.
- Oh, no, Charlie.Copy !req
188. Not your birthday present.Copy !req
189. It's my candy bar,
and I'll do what I want with it.Copy !req
190. Thank you, darling.Copy !req
191. Thank you, Charlie.Copy !req
192. Bless you.Copy !req
193. All right, let's see who found it.Copy !req
194. "The third ticket was found
by Miss Violet Beauregarde. "Copy !req
195. These are just some of the 263
trophies and medals my Violet has won.Copy !req
196. I'm a gum chewer mostly, but when
I heard about these ticket things...Copy !req
197. I laid off the gum,
switched to candy bars.Copy !req
198. She's just a driven young woman.
I don't know where she gets it.Copy !req
199. I'm the Junior World Champion
Gum Chewer.Copy !req
200. This piece of gum
I'm chewing right now...Copy !req
201. I've been working on for
three months solid. That's a record.Copy !req
202. Of course, I did have my share
of trophies, mostly baton.Copy !req
203. So it says that one kid's gonna get
this special prize, better than all the rest.Copy !req
204. I don't care who those other four are.
That kid, it's gonna be me.Copy !req
205. Tell them why, Violet.Copy !req
206. Because I'm a winner.Copy !req
207. What a beastly girl.Copy !req
208. Despicable.Copy !req
209. You don't know
what we're talking about.Copy !req
210. Dragonflies?Copy !req
211. But wait, this is just in.Copy !req
212. The fourth golden ticket has been found
by a boy called Mike Teavee.Copy !req
213. All you had to do was track
the manufacturing dates...Copy !req
214. offset by weather
and the derivative of the Nikkei Index.Copy !req
215. A retard could figure it out.Copy !req
216. Most of the time
I don't know what he's talking about.Copy !req
217. You know, kids these days,
what with all the technology...Copy !req
218. Die! Die! Die!Copy !req
219. Doesn't seem like
they stay kids very long.Copy !req
220. In the end,
I only had to buy one candy bar.Copy !req
221. - And how did it taste?
- I don't know.Copy !req
222. I hate chocolate.Copy !req
223. Well, it's a good thing you're going to
a chocolate factory, you ungrateful little...Copy !req
224. That question is,
who will be the winner of the last gold...?Copy !req
225. - Dad?
- Yes, Charlie?Copy !req
226. Why aren't you at work?Copy !req
227. Oh, well, the toothpaste factory
thought they'd give me a bit of time off.Copy !req
228. Like summer vacation?Copy !req
229. Sure. Something like that.Copy !req
230. In fact, it wasn't like a vacation at all.Copy !req
231. The upswing in candy sales
had led to a rise in cavities...Copy !req
232. which led to a rise in toothpaste sales.Copy !req
233. With the extra money,
the factory had decided to modernize...Copy !req
234. eliminating Mr. Bucket's job.Copy !req
235. We were barely making
ends meet as it was.Copy !req
236. You'll find another job.Copy !req
237. Until then, I'll just... Well, I'll just
thin down the soup a little more.Copy !req
238. Don't worry, Mr. Bucket,
our luck will change.Copy !req
239. I know it.Copy !req
240. Charlie.Copy !req
241. My secret hoard.Copy !req
242. You and I are going to have
one more fling...Copy !req
243. at finding that last ticket.Copy !req
244. You sure you want to spend
your money on that?Copy !req
245. Of course I'm sure. Here.Copy !req
246. Run down to the nearest store...Copy !req
247. and buy the first
Wonka candy bar you see.Copy !req
248. Bring it straight back,
and we'll open it together.Copy !req
249. Such a good boy, really.Copy !req
250. Such a good...Copy !req
251. Grandpa?Copy !req
252. - You fell asleep.
- Have you got it?Copy !req
253. Which end should we open first?Copy !req
254. Just do it quick, like a Band-Aid.Copy !req
255. Did you see that some kid in Russia
found the last golden ticket?Copy !req
256. Yes, it was in the paper this morning.Copy !req
257. Good boy. Come on, George. Good boy.Copy !req
258. One Wonka Whipple-Scrumptious
Fudgemallow Delight, please.Copy !req
259. Okay. Here you go.Copy !req
260. The nerve of some people.Copy !req
261. I know. Forging a ticket. Come on.Copy !req
262. It's a golden ticket.Copy !req
263. You found Wonka's last golden ticket.Copy !req
264. In my shop too!Copy !req
265. Listen. I'll buy it from you.
I'll give you $50 and a new bicycle.Copy !req
266. Are you crazy?
I'd give him $500 for that ticket.Copy !req
267. You wanna sell me your ticket
for $500, young man?Copy !req
268. That's enough of that.
Leave the kid alone.Copy !req
269. Listen. Don't let anyone have it.
Take it straight home, you understand?Copy !req
270. Thank you.Copy !req
271. Mom! Dad!Copy !req
272. I found it!Copy !req
273. The last golden ticket! It's mine!Copy !req
274. Here.Copy !req
275. Read it aloud.
Let's hear exactly what it says.Copy !req
276. "Greetings to you, the lucky finder of
this golden ticket, from Mr. Willy Wonka.Copy !req
277. I shake you warmly by the hand. For now,
I do invite you to come to my factory...Copy !req
278. and be my guest for one whole day. "Copy !req
279. "I, Willy Wonka, will conduct you
around the factory myself...Copy !req
280. showing you everything
there is to see. "Copy !req
281. "Afterwards, when it is time to leave...Copy !req
282. you will be escorted home
by a procession of large trucks...Copy !req
283. each one filled with all the chocolate
you could ever eat. "Copy !req
284. "And remember, one of you lucky
five children will receive an extra prize...Copy !req
285. beyond your wildest imagination.Copy !req
286. Now, here are your instructions. "Copy !req
287. "On the 1st of February, you must come
to the factory gates at 10 a. M. Sharp.Copy !req
288. You're allowed to bring one member
of your family to look after you.Copy !req
289. Until then, Willy Wonka. "Copy !req
290. The 1st of February.Copy !req
291. - But that's tomorrow.
- Then there's not a moment to lose.Copy !req
292. Wash your face, comb your hair, scrub your
hands, brush your teeth, blow your nose.Copy !req
293. - And get that mud off your pants.
- Now we must all try and keep very calm.Copy !req
294. First thing that we have to decide is this:
Who is going with Charlie to the factory?Copy !req
295. I will. I'll take him. You leave it to me.Copy !req
296. How about you, dear?
Don't you think you ought to go?Copy !req
297. Well, Grandpa Joe seems to know
more about it than we do, and...Copy !req
298. Provided, of course,
he feels well enough.Copy !req
299. No. We're not going.Copy !req
300. A woman offered me $500
for the ticket.Copy !req
301. I bet someone else would pay more.Copy !req
302. We need the money more
than we need the chocolate.Copy !req
303. Young man, come here.Copy !req
304. There's plenty of money out there.Copy !req
305. They print more every day.Copy !req
306. But this ticket...Copy !req
307. there's only five of them
in the whole world...Copy !req
308. and that's all there's ever going to be.Copy !req
309. Only a dummy would give this up
for something as common as money.Copy !req
310. Are you a dummy?Copy !req
311. No, sir.Copy !req
312. Then get that mud off your pants.
You've got a factory to go to.Copy !req
313. Daddy, I want to go in.Copy !req
314. It's 9:59, sweetheart.Copy !req
315. Make time go faster.Copy !req
316. Do you think Mr. Wonka
will recognize you?Copy !req
317. Hard to say. It's been years.Copy !req
318. Eyes on the prize, Violet.Copy !req
319. Eyes on the prize.Copy !req
320. Please enter.Copy !req
321. Come forward.Copy !req
322. Close the gates.Copy !req
323. Dear visitors...Copy !req
324. it is my great pleasure to welcome you
to my humble factory.Copy !req
325. And who am I?Copy !req
326. Well...Copy !req
327. Willy Wonka, Willy WonkaCopy !req
328. The amazing chocolatierCopy !req
329. Willy Wonka, Willy WonkaCopy !req
330. Everybody give a cheer!
Hooray!Copy !req
331. He's modest, clever and so smartCopy !req
332. He barely can restrain itCopy !req
333. With so much generosityCopy !req
334. There is no way to contain it!Copy !req
335. To contain it
To contain, to contain, to contain!Copy !req
336. Hooray!Copy !req
337. Willy Wonka, Willy WonkaCopy !req
338. He's the one that you're about to meetCopy !req
339. Willy Wonka, Willy WonkaCopy !req
340. He's the genius who just can't be beatCopy !req
341. The magician and the chocolate wizCopy !req
342. The best darn guy who ever livedCopy !req
343. Willy Wonka, here he is!Copy !req
344. The amazing chocolatierCopy !req
345. Wasn't that just magnificent?Copy !req
346. I was worried it was getting a little dodgy
in the middle part, but then that finale...Copy !req
347. Who are you?Copy !req
348. - He's Willy Wonka.
- Really?Copy !req
349. "Good morning, starshine.Copy !req
350. The Earth says hello. "Copy !req
351. "Dear guests, greetings.Copy !req
352. Welcome to the factory.
I shake you warmly by the hand.Copy !req
353. My name is Willy Wonka. "Copy !req
354. Then shouldn't you be up there?Copy !req
355. I couldn't very well watch the show
from up there, now, could I, little girl?Copy !req
356. Mr. Wonka, I don't know
if you'll remember me...Copy !req
357. but I used to work here in the factory.Copy !req
358. Were you one of those despicable spies
who tried to steal...Copy !req
359. my life's work and sell it to parasitic,
copycat, candy-making cads?Copy !req
360. No, sir.Copy !req
361. Then wonderful. Welcome back.Copy !req
362. Let's get a move on, kids.Copy !req
363. Don't you want to know our names?Copy !req
364. Can't imagine how it would matter.
Come quickly. Far too much to see.Copy !req
365. Just drop your coats anywhere.Copy !req
366. - Mr. Wonka? Sure is toasty in here.
- What?Copy !req
367. I have to keep it warm in here. My workers
are used to an extremely hot climate.Copy !req
368. They just can't stand the cold.Copy !req
369. Who are the workers?Copy !req
370. All in good time. Now...Copy !req
371. Mr. Wonka, I'm Violet Beauregarde.Copy !req
372. - I don't care.
- Well, you should care.Copy !req
373. Because I'm gonna win
the special prize at the end.Copy !req
374. Well, you do seem confident,
and confidence is key.Copy !req
375. I'm Veruca Salt.
It's very nice to meet you, sir.Copy !req
376. I always thought a verruca
was a type of wart...Copy !req
377. you got on the bottom of your foot.Copy !req
378. I am Augustus Gloop.
I love your chocolate.Copy !req
379. I can see that. So do I.Copy !req
380. I never expected to have
so much in common.Copy !req
381. You. You're Mike Teavee.Copy !req
382. You're the little devil
who cracked the system.Copy !req
383. And you. Well, you're just lucky
to be here, aren't you?Copy !req
384. And the rest of you must be their...Copy !req
385. - Parents.
- Yeah.Copy !req
386. Moms and dads.Copy !req
387. Dad?Copy !req
388. Papa?Copy !req
389. Okay, then. Let's move along.Copy !req
390. - Would you like some chocolate?
- Sure.Copy !req
391. Then you should've brought some.Copy !req
392. - Let's be friends.
- Best friends.Copy !req
393. An important room, this.Copy !req
394. - After all, it is a chocolate factory.
- Then why is the door so small?Copy !req
395. That's to keep all the great big
chocolaty flavor inside.Copy !req
396. Now, do be careful, my dear children.Copy !req
397. Don't lose your heads.Copy !req
398. Don't get overexcited.Copy !req
399. Just keep very calm.Copy !req
400. It's beautiful.Copy !req
401. What?Copy !req
402. Oh, yeah, it's very beautiful.Copy !req
403. Every drop of the river...Copy !req
404. is hot, melted chocolate
of the finest quality.Copy !req
405. The waterfall is most important.Copy !req
406. Mixes the chocolate.Copy !req
407. Churns it up. Makes it light and frothy.Copy !req
408. By the way...Copy !req
409. no other factory in the world mixes
its chocolate by waterfall, my dear children.Copy !req
410. And you can take that to the bank.Copy !req
411. People.Copy !req
412. Those pipes...Copy !req
413. suck up the chocolate
and carry it away all over the factory.Copy !req
414. Thousands of gallons an hour. Yeah.Copy !req
415. And do you like my meadow?
Try some of my grass.Copy !req
416. Please have a blade. Please do.
It's so delectable and so darn good-looking.Copy !req
417. You can eat the grass?Copy !req
418. Of course you can.Copy !req
419. Everything in this room is eatable.Copy !req
420. Even I'm eatable.Copy !req
421. But that is called cannibalism,
my dear children...Copy !req
422. and is, in fact, frowned upon
in most societies.Copy !req
423. Yeah.Copy !req
424. Enjoy.Copy !req
425. Go on. Scoot, scoot.Copy !req
426. Son.Copy !req
427. Please.Copy !req
428. Dad, he said, "Enjoy. "Copy !req
429. Why hold on to it?
Why not start a new piece?Copy !req
430. Because then I wouldn't be a champion.
I'd be a loser, like you.Copy !req
431. Daddy, look over there.Copy !req
432. What is it?Copy !req
433. It's a little person.Copy !req
434. Over there, by the waterfall.Copy !req
435. - There's two of them.
- There's more than two.Copy !req
436. - Where do they come from?
- Who are they?Copy !req
437. Are they real people?Copy !req
438. Of course they're real people.
They're Oompa-Loompas.Copy !req
439. - Oompa-Loompas?
- Imported, direct from Loompaland.Copy !req
440. - There's no such place.
- What?Copy !req
441. Mr. Wonka, I teach high-school geography,
and I'm here to tell you...Copy !req
442. Well, then you'll know all about it,
and, oh, what a terrible country it is.Copy !req
443. The whole place is nothing
but thick jungles...Copy !req
444. infested by the most dangerous beasts
in the entire world.Copy !req
445. Hornswogglers and snozzwangers
and those terrible, wicked whangdoodles.Copy !req
446. I went to Loompaland looking for
exotic new flavors for candy.Copy !req
447. Instead...Copy !req
448. I found the Oompa-Loompas.Copy !req
449. They lived in tree houses to escape
from the fierce creatures who lived below.Copy !req
450. The Oompa-Loompas ate nothing but
green caterpillars, which tasted revolting.Copy !req
451. The Oompa-Loompas looked
for other things...Copy !req
452. to mash up with the caterpillars
to make them taste better:Copy !req
453. Red beetles,
the bark of the bong-bong tree.Copy !req
454. All of them beastly...Copy !req
455. but not quite so beastly
as the caterpillars.Copy !req
456. But the food they longed for the most
was the cocoa bean.Copy !req
457. An Oompa-Loompa was lucky if he found
three or four cocoa beans a year.Copy !req
458. But, oh, how they craved them.Copy !req
459. All they'd ever think about
was cocoa beans.Copy !req
460. The cocoa bean is the thing from which
chocolate is made, so I told the chief:Copy !req
461. They are such wonderful workers.Copy !req
462. I feel I must warn you, though,
they are rather mischievous.Copy !req
463. Always making jokes.Copy !req
464. Augustus, my child,
that is not a good thing you do!Copy !req
465. Hey, little boy.Copy !req
466. My chocolate must be untouched
by human hands.Copy !req
467. He'll drown.Copy !req
468. He can't swim.Copy !req
469. Save him!Copy !req
470. Augustus! No!Copy !req
471. Augustus!Copy !req
472. Augustus, watch out!Copy !req
473. There he goes.Copy !req
474. Call the fire brigade!Copy !req
475. It's a wonder how
that pipe is big enough.Copy !req
476. It isn't big enough. He's slowing down.Copy !req
477. He's gonna stick.Copy !req
478. I think he has.Copy !req
479. He's blocked the whole pipe.Copy !req
480. Look. The Oompa-Loompas.Copy !req
481. What are they doing?Copy !req
482. They're going to treat us to a little song.
It is quite a special occasion.Copy !req
483. They haven't had a fresh audience
in many a moon.Copy !req
484. Augustus Gloop, Augustus GloopCopy !req
485. The great big, greedy nincompoopCopy !req
486. Augustus Gloop, so big and vile
So greedy, foul and infantileCopy !req
487. "Come on!" we cried
"The time is ripeCopy !req
488. To send him shooting up the pipe!"Copy !req
489. But don't, dear children, be alarmedCopy !req
490. Augustus Gloop will not be harmedCopy !req
491. Augustus Gloop will not be harmedCopy !req
492. Although, of course, we must admitCopy !req
493. He will be altered quite a bitCopy !req
494. Slowly, wheels go round and roundCopy !req
495. And cogs begin to grind and poundCopy !req
496. This greedy brute, this louse's earCopy !req
497. Is loved by people everywhereCopy !req
498. For who could hate or bear a grudgeCopy !req
499. Against a luscious bit of fudge?Copy !req
500. Bravo! Well done!Copy !req
501. Aren't they delightful?
Aren't they charming?Copy !req
502. - I do say, that all seemed rather rehearsed.
- Like they knew it was gonna happen.Copy !req
503. Oh, poppycock.Copy !req
504. Where is my son?
Where does that pipe go to?Copy !req
505. That pipe, it just so happens to lead...Copy !req
506. directly to the room
where I make delicious...Copy !req
507. strawberry-flavored,
chocolate-coated fudge.Copy !req
508. Then he will be made into
strawberry-flavored, chocolate-coated fudge.Copy !req
509. They'll be selling him by the pound
all over the world?Copy !req
510. No. I wouldn't allow it.
The taste would be terrible.Copy !req
511. Can you imagine Augustus-flavored,
chocolate-coated Gloop?Copy !req
512. No one would buy it.Copy !req
513. I want you to take Mrs. Gloop
up to the Fudge Room, okay?Copy !req
514. Help her find her son.Copy !req
515. Take a long stick and start poking around
in the big chocolate-mixing barrel, okay?Copy !req
516. Mr. Wonka?Copy !req
517. Why would Augustus' name already
be in the Oompa-Loompa song, unless...?Copy !req
518. Improvisation is a parlor trick.
Anyone can do it.Copy !req
519. You, little girl. Say something.Copy !req
520. - Anything.
- Chewing gum.Copy !req
521. Chewing gum is really gross
Chewing gum, I hate the mostCopy !req
522. See? Exactly the same.Copy !req
523. No, it isn't.Copy !req
524. You really shouldn't mumble.Copy !req
525. Because I can't understand
a word you're saying.Copy !req
526. Now, on with the tour.Copy !req
527. - Are the Oompa-Loompas really joking?
- Of course they're joking.Copy !req
528. That boy will be fine.Copy !req
529. What's so funny?Copy !req
530. I think it's from all those
doggone cocoa beans.Copy !req
531. Hey, by the way, did you guys know
that chocolate contains a property...Copy !req
532. that triggers the release of endorphins?
Gives one the feeling of being in love.Copy !req
533. You don't say.Copy !req
534. All aboard.Copy !req
535. Onward!Copy !req
536. Here.Copy !req
537. Try some of this. It'll do you good.
You look starved to death.Copy !req
538. - It's great.
- That's because it's mixed by waterfall.Copy !req
539. The waterfall is most important.Copy !req
540. Mixes the chocolate, churns it up,
makes it light and frothy.Copy !req
541. - By the way, no other factory in the world...
- You already said that.Copy !req
542. - You're all quite short, aren't you?
- Well, yeah. We're children.Copy !req
543. Well, that's no excuse.
I was never as short as you.Copy !req
544. - You were once.
- Was not. Know why?Copy !req
545. Because I distinctly remember
putting a hat on top of my head.Copy !req
546. Look at your short, little arms.
You could never reach.Copy !req
547. Do you even remember
what it was like being a kid?Copy !req
548. Oh, boy, do I.Copy !req
549. Do I?Copy !req
550. In fact, Willy Wonka hadn't thought
about his childhood for years.Copy !req
551. Trick or treat!Copy !req
552. Trick or treat!Copy !req
553. Trick or treat!Copy !req
554. Who do we have here?Copy !req
555. Ruthie, Veronica, Terrance.Copy !req
556. And who's that under the sheet?Copy !req
557. Little Willy Wonka.Copy !req
558. Willy Wonka was the son
of the city's most famous dentist...Copy !req
559. Wilbur Wonka.Copy !req
560. Now...Copy !req
561. let's see what the damage is
this year, shall we?Copy !req
562. Caramels.Copy !req
563. They'd get stuck in your braces,
wouldn't they?Copy !req
564. Lollipops.Copy !req
565. Ought to be called "cavities on a stick. "Copy !req
566. Then we have all this...Copy !req
567. All this...Copy !req
568. chocolate.Copy !req
569. You know, just last week, I was reading
in a very important medical journal...Copy !req
570. that some children
are allergic to chocolate.Copy !req
571. Makes their noses itch.Copy !req
572. Maybe I'm not allergic.Copy !req
573. I could try a piece.Copy !req
574. Really?Copy !req
575. But why take a chance?Copy !req
576. Mr. Wonka? Mr. Wonka?Copy !req
577. - We're headed for a tunnel.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
578. Full speed ahead.Copy !req
579. - How can they see where they're going?
- They can't.Copy !req
580. There's no knowing where they're going.Copy !req
581. Switch on the lights!Copy !req
582. People, keep an eye out.Copy !req
583. We're passing some
very important rooms here.Copy !req
584. What do you use hair cream for?Copy !req
585. To lock in moisture.Copy !req
586. - Whipped cream.
- Precisely.Copy !req
587. That doesn't make sense.Copy !req
588. For your information, little girl...Copy !req
589. whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all
unless it's been whipped with whips.Copy !req
590. Everybody knows that.Copy !req
591. Stop the boat.
I wanna show you guys something.Copy !req
592. Now, this is the most important room
in the entire factory.Copy !req
593. Now, everyone, enjoy yourselves,
but just don't touch anything.Copy !req
594. Okay? Go on.Copy !req
595. Go on, scoot.Copy !req
596. Hey, Mr. Wonka, what's this?Copy !req
597. Let me show you.Copy !req
598. Thank you.Copy !req
599. These are Everlasting Gobstoppers.Copy !req
600. They're for children who are given
very little allowance.Copy !req
601. You can suck on it all year,
and it'll never get any smaller.Copy !req
602. - Isn't that neat?
- It's like gum.Copy !req
603. No. Gum is for chewing.Copy !req
604. If you tried chewing
one of these Gobstoppers...Copy !req
605. you'd break all your little teeth off.Copy !req
606. But they sure do taste terrific.Copy !req
607. And this is Hair Toffee.Copy !req
608. You suck down one of
these little boogers...Copy !req
609. and in exactly half an hour...Copy !req
610. a brand-new crop of hair will grow out
over the top of your little noggin.Copy !req
611. And a mustache. And a beard.Copy !req
612. - Who wants a beard?
- Well...Copy !req
613. beatniks, for one.
Folk singers and motorbike riders.Copy !req
614. You know, all those hip, jazzy, super-cool,
neat, keen and groovy cats.Copy !req
615. It's in the fridge, daddy-o.
Are you hep to the jive?Copy !req
616. Can you dig what I'm laying down?
I knew you could.Copy !req
617. Slide me some skin, soul brother.Copy !req
618. Unfortunately, the mixture isn't right yet.Copy !req
619. Because an Oompa-Loompa
tried some yesterday, and, well, he...Copy !req
620. How are you today?Copy !req
621. You look great.Copy !req
622. Watch this.Copy !req
623. You mean that's it?Copy !req
624. Do you even know what "it" is?Copy !req
625. - It's gum.
- Yeah.Copy !req
626. It's a stick of the most amazing
and sensational gum in the whole universe.Copy !req
627. Know why? Know why?Copy !req
628. Because this gum is a full
three-course dinner all by itself.Copy !req
629. Why would anyone want that?Copy !req
630. "It will be the end of all kitchens
and all cooking.Copy !req
631. Just a little strip of Wonka's magic
chewing gum and that is all you will...Copy !req
632. ever need at breakfast,
lunch and dinner.Copy !req
633. This piece of gum happens to be
tomato soup, roast beef and blueberry pie. "Copy !req
634. It sounds great.Copy !req
635. - It sounds weird.
- It sounds like my kind of gum.Copy !req
636. I'd rather you didn't.
There are still some things that are...Copy !req
637. I'm the world-record holder in chewing gum.
I'm not afraid of anything.Copy !req
638. - How is it, honey?
- It's amazing!Copy !req
639. Tomato soup.
I can feel it running down my throat.Copy !req
640. Yeah. Spit it out.Copy !req
641. - Young lady, I think you'd better...
- It's changing.Copy !req
642. Roast beef, with baked potato.Copy !req
643. Crispy skin and butter.Copy !req
644. Keep chewing. My little girl's gonna be the
first person to have a chewing-gum meal.Copy !req
645. Yeah. I'm just a little concerned
about the...Copy !req
646. Blueberry pie and ice cream!Copy !req
647. - That part.
- What's happening to her nose?Copy !req
648. It's turning blue.Copy !req
649. Your whole nose has gone purple.Copy !req
650. What do you mean?Copy !req
651. Violet, you're turning violet.Copy !req
652. - What's happening?
- Well, I told you I hadn't quite got it right.Copy !req
653. Because it goes a little funny
when it gets to the dessert.Copy !req
654. It's the blueberry pie that does it.Copy !req
655. I'm terribly sorry.Copy !req
656. Mother? What's happening to me?Copy !req
657. She's swelling up.Copy !req
658. Like a blueberry.Copy !req
659. I've tried it on, like, 20 Oompa-Loompas,
and each one ended up as a blueberry.Copy !req
660. It's just weird.Copy !req
661. But I can't have a blueberry
as a daughter.Copy !req
662. How is she supposed to compete?Copy !req
663. You could put her in a county fair.Copy !req
664. Yeah, yeahCopy !req
665. YeahCopy !req
666. Listen close, and listen hardCopy !req
667. To the tale of Violet BeauregardeCopy !req
668. This gentle girl
She sees no wrongCopy !req
669. In chewing, chewing, chewing, chewingCopy !req
670. Chewing, chewing all day longCopy !req
671. Chewing, chewing all day longCopy !req
672. Chewing, chewing all day longCopy !req
673. Chewing, chewing all day longCopy !req
674. YeahCopy !req
675. She goes on chewing till, at lastCopy !req
676. Her chewing muscles grow so vastCopy !req
677. And from her face
Her giant chinCopy !req
678. Sticks out just like a violinCopy !req
679. Chewing, chewing all day longCopy !req
680. Chewing, chewing all day longCopy !req
681. Chewing, chewing all day longCopy !req
682. For years and years she chews awayCopy !req
683. Her jaws get stronger every dayCopy !req
684. And with one great, tremendous chewCopy !req
685. They bite the poor girl's tongue in twoCopy !req
686. And that is why we try so hardCopy !req
687. To save Miss Violet BeauregardeCopy !req
688. Chewing, chewing all day longCopy !req
689. Chewing, chewing all day longCopy !req
690. Chewing, chewing, chewing, chewingCopy !req
691. Chewing, chewing all day longCopy !req
692. Chewing, chewing all day longCopy !req
693. Chewing, chewing all day longCopy !req
694. Chewing, chewing all day longCopy !req
695. Mr. Wonka!Copy !req
696. I want you to roll Miss Beauregarde
into the boat...Copy !req
697. and take her along to
the Juicing Room at once, okay?Copy !req
698. Juicing Room?
What are they gonna do to her there?Copy !req
699. They're gonna squeeze her.Copy !req
700. Like a little pimple.Copy !req
701. We gotta squeeze all that juice
out of her immediately.Copy !req
702. Mother, help me.Copy !req
703. Please.Copy !req
704. Come on.Copy !req
705. Let's boogie.Copy !req
706. Without the boat, we'll have to move
double-time to keep on schedule.Copy !req
707. There's far too much to see.Copy !req
708. - Mr. Wonka?
- Yeah?Copy !req
709. Why did you decide to let people in?Copy !req
710. So they could see the factory,
of course.Copy !req
711. But why now? And why only five?Copy !req
712. What's the special prize, and who gets it?Copy !req
713. The best kind of prize is a surprise.Copy !req
714. Will Violet always be a blueberry?Copy !req
715. No. Maybe. I don't know.Copy !req
716. That's what you get from chewing gum
all day. It's disgusting.Copy !req
717. If you hate gum so much,
why do you make it?Copy !req
718. Once again, you shouldn't mumble.
It's starting to bum me out.Copy !req
719. Can you remember the first candy
you ever ate?Copy !req
720. No.Copy !req
721. In fact, Willy Wonka did remember
the first candy he ever ate.Copy !req
722. I'm sorry, I was having a flashback.Copy !req
723. I see.Copy !req
724. These flashbacks happen often?Copy !req
725. Increasingly...Copy !req
726. today.Copy !req
727. This is a room I know all about.Copy !req
728. For you see, Mr. Wonka,
I, myself, am in the nut business.Copy !req
729. Are you using the Havermax 4000
to do your sorting?Copy !req
730. No.Copy !req
731. You're really weird.Copy !req
732. - Squirrels.
- Yeah. Squirrels.Copy !req
733. These squirrels are specially trained
to get the nuts out of shells.Copy !req
734. Why use squirrels?
Why not use Oompa-Loompas?Copy !req
735. Because only squirrels can get the whole
walnut out almost every single time.Copy !req
736. See how they tap them with their knuckles
to make sure it's not bad?Copy !req
737. Oh, look. Look.Copy !req
738. I think that one's got a bad nut.Copy !req
739. Daddy, I want a squirrel.Copy !req
740. Get me one of those squirrels.
I want one.Copy !req
741. Veruca, dear,
you have many marvelous pets.Copy !req
742. All I've got at home is one pony and two
dogs and four cats and six bunny rabbits...Copy !req
743. and two parakeets and three canaries
and a green parrot and a turtle...Copy !req
744. and a silly old hamster.
I want a squirrel!Copy !req
745. All right, pet.Copy !req
746. Daddy will get you a squirrel
as soon as he possibly can.Copy !req
747. But I don't want any old squirrel,
I want a trained squirrel.Copy !req
748. Very well.Copy !req
749. Mr. Wonka, how much do you want
for one of these squirrels?Copy !req
750. Name your price.Copy !req
751. Oh, they're not for sale.
She can't have one.Copy !req
752. Daddy.Copy !req
753. I'm sorry, darling.Copy !req
754. Mr. Wonka's being unreasonable.Copy !req
755. If you won't get me a squirrel,
I'll get one myself.Copy !req
756. Veruca.Copy !req
757. Little girl?Copy !req
758. Veruca, come back here at once.Copy !req
759. Veruca.Copy !req
760. Little girl?Copy !req
761. Don't touch that squirrel's nuts.Copy !req
762. It'll make him crazy.Copy !req
763. I'll have you.Copy !req
764. Veruca.Copy !req
765. Veruca.Copy !req
766. No!Copy !req
767. Veruca!Copy !req
768. Let's find the key.Copy !req
769. Nope. Not that one.Copy !req
770. - Daddy!
- Veruca!Copy !req
771. No. It's not that one.Copy !req
772. There it is.Copy !req
773. There it isn't.Copy !req
774. Daddy, I want them to stop.Copy !req
775. What are they doing?Copy !req
776. They're testing to see if she's a bad nut.Copy !req
777. Oh, my goodness.
She is a bad nut after all.Copy !req
778. Veruca!Copy !req
779. Daddy!Copy !req
780. Where are they taking her?Copy !req
781. Where all the other bad nuts go.
To the garbage chute.Copy !req
782. Where does the chute go?Copy !req
783. To the incinerator.Copy !req
784. But don't worry.
We only light it on Tuesdays.Copy !req
785. Today is Tuesday.Copy !req
786. Well, there's always the chance
they decided not to light it today.Copy !req
787. Now, she may be stuck in the chute
just below the top.Copy !req
788. If that's the case, all you have to do
is just reach in and pull her out.Copy !req
789. Okay?Copy !req
790. Veruca Salt, the little bruteCopy !req
791. Has just gone down the garbage chuteCopy !req
792. And she will meet, as she descendsCopy !req
793. A rather different set of friendsCopy !req
794. A rather different set of friendsCopy !req
795. A rather different set of friendsCopy !req
796. A fish head, for example, cutCopy !req
797. This morning from a halibutCopy !req
798. An oyster from an oyster stewCopy !req
799. A steak that no one else would chewCopy !req
800. And lots of other things as wellCopy !req
801. Each with its rather horrid smellCopy !req
802. Horrid smellCopy !req
803. These are Veruca's newfound friendsCopy !req
804. That she will meet as she descendsCopy !req
805. These are Veruca's newfound friendsCopy !req
806. Who went and spoiled her, who indeed?Copy !req
807. Who pandered to her every need?Copy !req
808. Who turned her into such a brat?Copy !req
809. Who are the culprits?Copy !req
810. Who did that?Copy !req
811. The guilty ones, now this is sadCopy !req
812. Are dear old Mum and loving DadCopy !req
813. Oh, really? Oh, good.Copy !req
814. I've just been informed
that the incinerator's broken.Copy !req
815. So there should be about three weeks
of rotten garbage to break their fall.Copy !req
816. Well, that's good news.Copy !req
817. Yeah.Copy !req
818. Well, let's keep on trucking.Copy !req
819. I don't know why I didn't think of this.Copy !req
820. The elevator's by far the most efficient way
to get around the factory.Copy !req
821. There can't be this many floors.Copy !req
822. How do you know, Mr. Smarty-Pants?Copy !req
823. This isn't just an ordinary
up-and-down elevator, by the way.Copy !req
824. This elevator can go sideways,
longways, slantways...Copy !req
825. and any other ways
you can think of.Copy !req
826. You just press any button
and, whoosh, you're off.Copy !req
827. Oh, look. Look.Copy !req
828. Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to Fudge Mountain.Copy !req
829. I'd rather not talk about this one.Copy !req
830. This is the Puppet Hospital
and Burn Center.Copy !req
831. It's relatively new.Copy !req
832. The administration offices.Copy !req
833. Hello, Doris.Copy !req
834. Why is everything here
completely pointless?Copy !req
835. Candy doesn't have to have a point.Copy !req
836. That's why it's candy.Copy !req
837. It's stupid.Copy !req
838. Candy is a waste of time.Copy !req
839. No son of mine is going to be
a chocolatier.Copy !req
840. Then I'll run away.Copy !req
841. To Switzerland. Bavaria.Copy !req
842. The candy capitals of the world.Copy !req
843. Go ahead.Copy !req
844. But I won't be here
when you come back.Copy !req
845. Sorry, son.Copy !req
846. We're closing for the night.Copy !req
847. I wanna pick a room.Copy !req
848. Go ahead.Copy !req
849. Here.Copy !req
850. Put these on quick, and don't
take them off whatever you do.Copy !req
851. This light could burn your eyeballs
right out of your skulls.Copy !req
852. And we certainly don't want that,
now, do we?Copy !req
853. This is the testing room for my very latest
and greatest invention:Copy !req
854. Television Chocolate.Copy !req
855. One day it occurred to me:Copy !req
856. "Hey, if television can break up
a photograph...Copy !req
857. into millions and millions of tiny pieces
and send it whizzing through the air...Copy !req
858. then reassemble it
on the other end...Copy !req
859. why can't I do the same
with chocolate?Copy !req
860. Why can't I send a real bar of chocolate
through the television, ready to be eaten?"Copy !req
861. I'm not gonna touch it.
I'm not going in that direction.Copy !req
862. Sounds impossible.Copy !req
863. It is impossible.Copy !req
864. You don't understand anything
about science.Copy !req
865. First off, there's a difference between
waves and particles.Copy !req
866. Second, the amount of power it would take
to convert energy in matter...Copy !req
867. would be like nine atomic bombs.Copy !req
868. Mumbler!Copy !req
869. Seriously, I cannot understand
a single word you're saying.Copy !req
870. Okey-dokey.Copy !req
871. I shall now send a bar of chocolate
from one end of the room...Copy !req
872. to the other by television.Copy !req
873. Bring in the chocolate.Copy !req
874. It's gotta be real big
because you know how on TV...Copy !req
875. you can film a regular-size man,
and he comes out looking this tall?Copy !req
876. Same basic principle.Copy !req
877. It's gone.Copy !req
878. Told you. That bar of chocolate is now
rushing through the air above our heads...Copy !req
879. in a million tiny little pieces.Copy !req
880. Come over here.
Come on. Come on. Come on!Copy !req
881. Watch the screen.Copy !req
882. Here it comes.Copy !req
883. Oh, look.Copy !req
884. - Take it.
- It's just a picture on a screen.Copy !req
885. Scaredy-cat.Copy !req
886. You take it.Copy !req
887. Go on. Just reach out and grab it.Copy !req
888. Go on.Copy !req
889. Holy buckets.Copy !req
890. Eat it. Go on.Copy !req
891. It'll be delicious. It's the same bar.Copy !req
892. It's just gotten a little smaller
on the journey, that's all.Copy !req
893. It's great.Copy !req
894. It's a miracle.Copy !req
895. So imagine, you're sitting at home
watching television...Copy !req
896. and suddenly a commercial will flash
onto the screen, and a voice will say:Copy !req
897. "Wonka's chocolates
are the best in the world.Copy !req
898. If you don't believe us,
try one for yourself. "Copy !req
899. And you simply reach out and take it.Copy !req
900. How about that?Copy !req
901. So can you send other things?Copy !req
902. Say, like, breakfast cereal?Copy !req
903. Do you have any idea
what breakfast cereal's made of?Copy !req
904. It's those little curly wooden shavings
you find in pencil sharpeners.Copy !req
905. But could you send it by TV
if you wanted to?Copy !req
906. - Of course I could.
- What about people?Copy !req
907. Well, why would I wanna send a person?
They don't taste very good at all.Copy !req
908. Don't you realize what you've invented?
It's a teleporter.Copy !req
909. It's the most important invention
in the history of the world.Copy !req
910. And all you think about is chocolate.Copy !req
911. Calm down, Mike.Copy !req
912. I think Mr. Wonka knows
what he's talking about.Copy !req
913. No, he doesn't. He has no idea.Copy !req
914. You think he's a genius,
but he's an idiot.Copy !req
915. But I'm not.Copy !req
916. Hey, little boy.Copy !req
917. Don't push my button.Copy !req
918. He's gone.Copy !req
919. Let's go check the television,
see what we get.Copy !req
920. I sure hope no part of him
gets left behind.Copy !req
921. What do you mean?Copy !req
922. Well, sometimes only half
of the little pieces find their way through.Copy !req
923. If you had to choose only one half
of your son, which one would it be?Copy !req
924. What kind of a question is that?Copy !req
925. No need to snap. Just a question.Copy !req
926. Try every channel.
I'm starting to feel a little anxious.Copy !req
927. - There he is.
- Mike.Copy !req
928. The most important thingCopy !req
929. That we've ever learnedCopy !req
930. The most important thing we've learned
As far as children are concernedCopy !req
931. Is never, never let them near
The television setCopy !req
932. Or better still just don't install
The idiotic thing at allCopy !req
933. Never, never let them
Never, never let themCopy !req
934. Never, never let themCopy !req
935. Never, never let themCopy !req
936. It rots the senses in the headCopy !req
937. It keeps imagination deadCopy !req
938. It clogs and clutters up the mindCopy !req
939. It makes a child so dull and blindCopy !req
940. So dull, so dullCopy !req
941. He can no longer understand
A fairy tale, a fairylandCopy !req
942. A fairyland, a fairylandCopy !req
943. His brain becomes as soft as cheeseCopy !req
944. His thinking powers rust and freezeCopy !req
945. He cannot think, he only seesCopy !req
946. Regarding little Mike TeaveeCopy !req
947. We very much regret that weCopy !req
948. Regret that weCopy !req
949. Shall simply have to wait and seeCopy !req
950. Wait and see, wait and seeCopy !req
951. Wait and see, wait and see, wait and seeCopy !req
952. We very much regret that weCopy !req
953. Shall simply have to wait and seeCopy !req
954. If we can get him back his heightCopy !req
955. But if we can'tCopy !req
956. It serves him rightCopy !req
957. Somebody grab him.Copy !req
958. Help me.Copy !req
959. Help me.Copy !req
960. Oh, thank heavens.
He's completely unharmed.Copy !req
961. Unharmed? What are you talking about?Copy !req
962. Just put me back in the other way.Copy !req
963. There is no other way.Copy !req
964. It's television, not telephone.
There's quite a difference.Copy !req
965. And what exactly do you propose
to do about it?Copy !req
966. I don't know.Copy !req
967. But young men are extremely springy.
They stretch like mad.Copy !req
968. - Let's go put him in the taffy puller.
- Taffy puller?Copy !req
969. Hey, that was my idea.Copy !req
970. Boy, is he gonna be skinny.Copy !req
971. Yeah.Copy !req
972. Taffy puller.Copy !req
973. I want you to take Mr. Teavee
and his...Copy !req
974. little boy up to the taffy puller, okay?Copy !req
975. Stretch him out.Copy !req
976. On with the tour.Copy !req
977. There's still so much left to see.Copy !req
978. Now, how many children are left?Copy !req
979. Mr. Wonka,
Charlie's the only one left now.Copy !req
980. You mean, you're the only one?Copy !req
981. Yes.Copy !req
982. What happened to the others?Copy !req
983. Oh, my dear boy,
but that means you've won.Copy !req
984. Oh, I do congratulate you. I really do.Copy !req
985. I'm absolutely delighted.Copy !req
986. I had a hunch right from the beginning.
Well done.Copy !req
987. Now, we mustn't dilly or dally.Copy !req
988. We have an enormous number
of things to do before the day's out.Copy !req
989. But luckily for us, we have the great
glass elevator to speed things along...Copy !req
990. Speed things along.Copy !req
991. Come on.Copy !req
992. "Up and Out"? What kind of room is that?Copy !req
993. Hold on.Copy !req
994. Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
995. We're gonna need to go much faster,
otherwise we'll just never break through.Copy !req
996. Break through what?Copy !req
997. I've been longing to press
that button for years.Copy !req
998. Well, here we go. Up and out.Copy !req
999. - But do you really mean...?
- Yeah. I do.Copy !req
1000. But it's made of glass.Copy !req
1001. It'll smash into a million pieces.Copy !req
1002. Augustus, please don't eat your fingers.Copy !req
1003. But I taste so good.Copy !req
1004. Look, Mother.
I'm much more flexible now.Copy !req
1005. Yes, but you're blue.Copy !req
1006. Daddy, I want a flying glass elevator.Copy !req
1007. Veruca, the only thing you're getting today
is a bath, and that's final.Copy !req
1008. But I want it.Copy !req
1009. Where do you live?Copy !req
1010. Right over there. That little house.Copy !req
1011. What time do you think they'll be back?Copy !req
1012. Hard to know, dear.Copy !req
1013. I think there's someone at the door.Copy !req
1014. Hi, Mom.Copy !req
1015. Mom. Dad. We're back.Copy !req
1016. - Charlie.
- Charlie.Copy !req
1017. Goodness.Copy !req
1018. This is Willy Wonka.
He gave us a ride home.Copy !req
1019. I see that.Copy !req
1020. You must be the boy's...Copy !req
1021. - Parents?
- Yeah. That.Copy !req
1022. He says Charlie's won something.Copy !req
1023. Not just some something.Copy !req
1024. The most "something" something
of any something that's ever been.Copy !req
1025. I'm gonna give this little boy
my entire factory.Copy !req
1026. You must be joking.Copy !req
1027. No, really. It's true.Copy !req
1028. Because you see, a few months ago,
I was having my semiannual haircut...Copy !req
1029. and I had the strangest revelation.Copy !req
1030. In that one silver hair...Copy !req
1031. I saw reflected my life's work...Copy !req
1032. my factory,
my beloved Oompa-Loompas.Copy !req
1033. Who would watch over them
after I was gone?Copy !req
1034. I realized in that moment:Copy !req
1035. I must find a heir.Copy !req
1036. And I did, Charlie.Copy !req
1037. You.Copy !req
1038. That's why you sent out
the golden tickets.Copy !req
1039. What are Oompa-Loompas?Copy !req
1040. I invited five children to the factory...Copy !req
1041. and the one who was the least rotten
would be the winner.Copy !req
1042. That's you, Charlie.Copy !req
1043. So, what do you say?Copy !req
1044. Are you ready to leave all this behind
and come live with me at the factory?Copy !req
1045. Sure. Of course.Copy !req
1046. I mean, it's all right
if my family come too?Copy !req
1047. Oh, my dear boy, of course they can't.Copy !req
1048. You can't run a chocolate factory...Copy !req
1049. with a family hanging over you
like an old, dead goose. No offense.Copy !req
1050. None taken, jerk.Copy !req
1051. A chocolatier has to run free and solo.Copy !req
1052. He has to follow his dreams.
Gosh darn the consequences.Copy !req
1053. Look at me.Copy !req
1054. I had no family, and I'm a giant success.Copy !req
1055. So if I go with you to the factory,
I won't ever see my family again?Copy !req
1056. Yeah. Consider that a bonus.Copy !req
1057. Then I'm not going.Copy !req
1058. I wouldn't give up my family
for anything.Copy !req
1059. Not for all the chocolate in the world.Copy !req
1060. Oh, I see.Copy !req
1061. That's weird.Copy !req
1062. There's other candy too
besides chocolate.Copy !req
1063. I'm sorry, Mr. Wonka. I'm staying here.Copy !req
1064. Well, that's just...Copy !req
1065. unexpected...Copy !req
1066. and weird.Copy !req
1067. But I suppose, in that case, I'll just...Copy !req
1068. Goodbye, then.Copy !req
1069. Sure you won't change your mind?Copy !req
1070. I'm sure.Copy !req
1071. Okay. Bye.Copy !req
1072. Things are going to get much better.Copy !req
1073. And for once, Grandma Georgina knew
exactly what she was talking about.Copy !req
1074. The next morning, Charlie helped
his parents fix the hole in the roof.Copy !req
1075. Grandpa Joe spent the whole day
out of bed.Copy !req
1076. He didn't feel tired at all.Copy !req
1077. Charlie's father got a better job
at the toothpaste factory...Copy !req
1078. repairing the machine
that had replaced him.Copy !req
1079. Things had never been better
for the Bucket family.Copy !req
1080. The same could not be said
for Willy Wonka.Copy !req
1081. I can't put my finger on it.Copy !req
1082. Candy's the only thing
I was ever certain of...Copy !req
1083. and now I'm just not
certain at all.Copy !req
1084. I don't know which flavors to make
or which ideas to try.Copy !req
1085. I'm second-guessing myself,
which is nuts.Copy !req
1086. I've always made whatever candy
I felt like, and I...Copy !req
1087. That's just it, isn't it?Copy !req
1088. I make the candy I feel like, but now
I feel terrible, so the candy's terrible.Copy !req
1089. You're very good.Copy !req
1090. Pity about that chocolate fellow,
Wendell... Walter.Copy !req
1091. - Willy Wonka.
- That's the one.Copy !req
1092. Says here in the paper his new candies
aren't selling very well.Copy !req
1093. But I suppose maybe he's just a rotten egg
who deserves it.Copy !req
1094. - Yep.
- Oh, really?Copy !req
1095. You ever met him?Copy !req
1096. I did.Copy !req
1097. I thought he was great at first,
but then he didn't turn out so nice.Copy !req
1098. He also has a funny haircut.Copy !req
1099. I do not!Copy !req
1100. - Why are you here?
- I don't feel so hot.Copy !req
1101. What makes you feel better
when you feel terrible?Copy !req
1102. My family.Copy !req
1103. What do you have against my family?Copy !req
1104. It's not just your family.
It's the whole idea of...Copy !req
1105. They tell you what to do,
what not to do...Copy !req
1106. and it's not conducive
to a creative atmosphere.Copy !req
1107. Usually they're just trying to protect you
because they love you.Copy !req
1108. If you don't believe me, you should ask.Copy !req
1109. Ask who? My father?Copy !req
1110. No way.Copy !req
1111. At least, not by myself.Copy !req
1112. You want me to go with you?Copy !req
1113. Hey. Hey, what a good idea. Yeah!Copy !req
1114. And you know what? I've got transport...Copy !req
1115. I have to be more careful
where I park this thing.Copy !req
1116. I think we've got the wrong house.Copy !req
1117. Do you have an appointment?Copy !req
1118. No. But he's overdue.Copy !req
1119. Open.Copy !req
1120. Now, let's see what the damage is,
shall we?Copy !req
1121. Heavens.Copy !req
1122. I haven't seen bicuspids
like these since...Copy !req
1123. Since...Copy !req
1124. Willy?Copy !req
1125. Hi, Dad.Copy !req
1126. All these years...Copy !req
1127. and you haven't flossed.Copy !req
1128. Not once.Copy !req
1129. It was on this day that Willy Wonka
repeated his offer to Charlie...Copy !req
1130. who accepted on one condition.Copy !req
1131. Sorry we're late. We were brainstorming.Copy !req
1132. Thought I heard thunder.Copy !req
1133. - You staying for dinner, Willy?
- Yes, please.Copy !req
1134. I'll shuffle the plates.Copy !req
1135. You smell like peanuts.Copy !req
1136. - I love peanuts.
- Oh, thank you.Copy !req
1137. You smell like...Copy !req
1138. old people and soap.Copy !req
1139. I like it.Copy !req
1140. Elbows off the table, Charlie.Copy !req
1141. How do you feel about
little raspberry kites?Copy !req
1142. With licorice instead of string.Copy !req
1143. - Boys, no business at the dinner table.
- Sorry, Mom.Copy !req
1144. I think you're on to something,
though, Charlie.Copy !req
1145. In the end, Charlie Bucket
won a chocolate factory.Copy !req
1146. But Willy Wonka got something
even better:Copy !req
1147. A family.Copy !req
1148. And one thing was absolutely certain:Copy !req
1149. Life had never been sweeter.Copy !req