1. This is a story
of an ordinary little boy...
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2. named Charlie Bucket.
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3. He was not faster or stronger
or more clever than other children.
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4. His family was not rich
or powerful or well-connected.
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5. In fact, they barely had enough to eat.
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6. Charlie Bucket was the luckiest boy
in the entire world.
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7. He just didn't know it yet.
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8. - Evening, Buckets.
- Evening.
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9. Hi, Dad.
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10. Soup's almost ready, darling.
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11. Don't suppose there's anything
extra to put in, love.
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12. Oh, well. Nothing goes better
with cabbage than cabbage.
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13. Charlie...
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14. I found something I think you'll like.
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15. Charlie's father worked
at the local toothpaste factory.
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16. The hours were long,
and the pay was terrible...
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17. yet occasionally,
there were unexpected surprises.
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18. It's exactly what I need.
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19. What is it, Charlie?
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20. Dad found it, just the piece I needed.
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21. - What piece was it?
- A head for Willy Wonka.
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22. Well, how wonderful.
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23. It's quite a likeness.
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24. - You think so?
- Think so?
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25. I know so.
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26. I saw Willy Wonka
with my own two eyes.
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27. - I used to work for him, you know.
- You did?
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28. - I did.
- He did.
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29. He did.
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30. I love grapes.
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31. Of course, I was a much
younger man in those days.
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32. Willy Wonka began with
a single store on Cherry Street.
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33. But the whole world wanted his candy.
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34. - Mr. Wonka.
- Yeah?
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35. We need more Wonka bars...
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36. - ... and we're out of chocolate birds.
- Birds?
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37. Birds.
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38. Well, then we'll need
to make some more. Here.
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39. Now open.
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40. The man was a genius.
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41. Did you know he invented a new way
of making chocolate ice cream...
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42. so that it stays cold for hours
without a freezer?
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43. You can even leave it lying in the sun
on a hot day, and it won't go runny.
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44. - But that's impossible.
- But Willy Wonka did it.
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45. Before long...
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46. he decided to build
a proper chocolate factory.
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47. The largest chocolate factory
in history.
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48. Fifty times as big as any other.
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49. Grandpa, don't make it gross.
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50. Tell him about the lndian prince.
He'd like to hear about that.
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51. You mean, Prince Pondicherry?
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52. Well, Prince Pondicherry
wrote a letter to Mr. Wonka...
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53. and asked him to come
all the way out to India...
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54. and build him a colossal palace
entirely out of chocolate.
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55. It will have 100 rooms...
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56. and everything will be made
of dark or light chocolate.
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57. True to his word,
the bricks were chocolate...
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58. and the cement holding
them together was chocolate.
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59. All the walls and ceilings
were made of chocolate as well.
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60. So were the carpets
and the pictures and the furniture.
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61. It is perfect in every way.
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62. Yeah, but it won't last long.
You better start eating right now.
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63. Oh, nonsense. I will not eat my palace.
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64. I intend to live in it.
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65. But Mr. Wonka was right, of course.
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66. Soon after this, there came
a very hot day with a boiling sun.
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67. Mmm.
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68. The prince sent an urgent telegram
requesting a new palace...
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69. but Willy Wonka was facing
problems of his own.
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70. All the other chocolate makers, you see,
had grown jealous of Mr. Wonka.
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71. They began sending in spies
to steal his secret recipes.
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72. Fickelgruber started making
an ice cream that would never melt.
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73. Prodnose came out with a chewing gum
that never lost its flavor.
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74. Then Slugworth
began making candy balloons...
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75. that you could blow up
to incredible sizes.
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76. The thievery got so bad...
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77. that one day, without warning...
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78. Mr. Wonka told every single one
of his workers to go home.
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79. He announced that he was closing
his chocolate factory forever.
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80. I'm closing my chocolate factory
forever.
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81. I'm sorry.
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82. But it didn't close forever.
It's open right now.
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83. Ah, yes, sometimes when grownups say
"forever," they mean "a very long time."
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84. Such as, "I feel like I've eaten
nothing but cabbage soup forever."
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85. - Now, Pops.
- The factory did close, Charlie.
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86. And it seemed like it was
going to be closed forever.
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87. Then one day we saw smoke
rising from the chimneys.
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88. - The factory was back in business.
- Did you get your job back?
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89. No.
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90. No one did.
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91. But there must be
people working there.
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92. Think about it, Charlie.
Have you ever seen a single person...
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93. going into that factory
or coming out of it?
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94. No. The gates are always closed.
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95. Exactly.
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96. But then, who's running the machines?
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97. - Nobody knows, Charlie.
- It certainly is a mystery.
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98. Hasn't someone asked Mr. Wonka?
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99. Nobody sees him anymore.
He never comes out.
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100. The only thing that comes
out of that place is the candy...
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101. already packed and addressed.
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102. I'd give anything in the world
just to go in one more time...
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103. and see what's become
of that amazing factory.
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104. Well, you won't, because you can't.
No one can.
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105. It's a mystery,
and it will always be a mystery.
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106. That little factory of yours, Charlie, is
as close as any of us is ever going to get.
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107. Come on, Charlie. I think it's time
we let your grandparents get some sleep.
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108. - Good night, Grandpa George.
- Night, Charlie.
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109. - Night-night.
- MRS. Chair.
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110. Thank you, dear.
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111. Night, Grandpa Joe.
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112. Good night, Grandma Georgina.
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113. Nothing's impossible, Charlie.
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114. - Good night.
- Night, Charlie.
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115. Sleep well.
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116. Indeed, that very night...
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117. the impossible
had already been set in motion.
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118. Dear people of the world...
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119. I, Willy Wonka...
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120. have decided to allow five children
to visit my factory this year.
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121. In addition, one of these children
shall receive a special prize...
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122. beyond anything
you could ever imagine.
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123. Five golden tickets have been hidden...
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124. underneath the ordinary wrapping
paper of five ordinary Wonka bars.
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125. The bars may be anywhere...
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126. in any shop, in any street, in any
town, in any country in the world.
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127. Wouldn't it be something, Charlie,
to open a bar of candy...
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128. and find a golden ticket inside?
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129. I know, but I only get one bar a year,
for my birthday.
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130. Well, it's your birthday next week.
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131. You have as much chance
as anybody does.
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132. Balderdash. The kids who are
going to find the golden tickets...
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133. are the ones who can afford
to buy candy bars every day.
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134. Our Charlie gets only one a year.
He doesn't have a chance.
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135. Everyone has a chance, Charlie.
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136. Mark my words,
the kid who finds the first ticket...
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137. will be fat, fat, fat.
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138. Augustus. This way.
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139. I am eating the Wonka bar...
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140. and I taste something
that is not chocolate...
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141. or coconut...
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142. or walnut or peanut butter...
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143. or nougat...
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144. or butter brittle
or caramel or sprinkles.
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145. So I look...
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146. and I find the golden ticket.
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147. Augustus, how did you celebrate?
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148. I eat more candy.
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149. We knew Augustus would find
the golden ticket.
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150. He eats so many candy bars a day...
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151. that it was not possible
for him not to find one.
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152. Yes, it is good, Augustus.
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153. Golden ticket claimed and four more...
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154. Told you it'd be a porker.
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155. What a repulsive boy.
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156. Only four golden tickets left.
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157. Now that they've found one,
things will really get crazy.
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158. of every shape, size and hue.
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159. Veruca.
Can you spell that for us, please?
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160. V-E-R-U-C-A. Veruca Salt.
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161. As soon as little Veruca told me she had
to have one of these golden tickets...
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162. I started buying all the Wonka bars
I could lay my hands on.
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163. Thousands of them.
Hundreds of thousands.
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164. I'm in the nut business, you see.
So I say to my workers:
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165. Morning, ladies. From now on,
you can stop shelling peanuts...
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166. and start shelling the wrappers
off these chocolate bars instead.
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167. MR. Three days went by,
and we had no luck.
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168. Oh, it was terrible. My Veruca
got more and more upset each day.
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169. Where's my golden ticket?
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170. I want my golden ticket.
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171. Well, gentlemen, I just hated to see
my little girl feeling unhappy like that.
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172. I vowed I would keep searching
until I could give her what she wanted.
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173. And finally, I found her a ticket.
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174. Daddy, I want another pony.
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175. She's even worse than the fat boy.
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176. I don't think that was really fair.
She didn't find the ticket herself.
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177. Don't worry about it, Charlie.
That man spoils his daughter.
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178. And no good ever comes
from spoiling a child like that.
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179. Charlie, Mum and I thought...
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180. maybe you wanna open
your birthday present tonight.
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181. Here you are.
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182. Maybe I should wait till morning.
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183. - Like hell.
- Pop.
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184. All together, we're 381 years old.
We don't wait.
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185. Now, Charlie,
you mustn't feel too disappointed...
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186. you know, if you don't get the...
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187. Whatever happens,
you'll still have the candy.
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188. Ah, well.
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189. That's that.
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190. - We'll share it.
- Oh, no, Charlie.
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191. Not your birthday present.
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192. It's my candy bar,
and I'll do what I want with it.
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193. Thank you, darling.
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194. Thank you, Charlie.
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195. Bless you.
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196. All right, let's see who found it.
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197. "The third ticket was found
by Miss Violet Beauregarde."
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198. Hah! Hah! Hyah!
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199. These are just some of the 263
trophies and medals my Violet has won.
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200. I'm a gum chewer mostly, but when
I heard about these ticket things...
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201. I laid off the gum,
switched to candy bars.
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202. She's just a driven young woman.
I don't know where she gets it.
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203. I'm the Junior World Champion
Gum Chewer.
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204. This piece of gum
I'm chewing right now...
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205. I've been working on for
three months solid. That's a record.
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206. Of course, I did have my share
of trophies, mostly baton.
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207. So it says that one kid's gonna get this
special prize, better than all the rest.
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208. I don't care who those other four are.
That kid, it's gonna be me.
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209. Tell them why, Violet.
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210. Because I'm a winner.
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211. What a beastly girl.
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212. Despicable.
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213. You don't know
what we're talking about.
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214. Dragonflies?
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215. But wait, this is just in.
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216. The fourth golden ticket has been found
by a boy called Mike Teavee.
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217. All you had to do was track
the manufacturing dates...
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218. offset by weather
and the derivative of the Nikkei lndex.
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219. A retard could figure it out.
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220. Most of the time
I don't know what he's talking about.
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221. You know, kids these days,
what with all the technology...
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222. Die! Die! Die!
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223. Doesn't seem like
they stay kids very long.
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224. In the end,
I only had to buy one candy bar.
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225. - And how did it taste?
- I don't know.
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226. I hate chocolate.
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227. It's a good thing you're going to a
chocolate factory, you ungrateful little...
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228. That question is,
who will be the winner of the last gold...?
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229. - Dad?
- Yes, Charlie?
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230. Why aren't you at work?
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231. Oh, well, the toothpaste factory
thought they'd give me a bit of time off.
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232. Like summer vacation?
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233. Sure. Something like that.
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234. In fact, it wasn't like a vacation at all.
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235. The upswing in candy sales
had led to a rise in cavities...
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236. which led to a rise
in toothpaste sales.
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237. With the extra money,
the factory had decided to modernize...
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238. eliminating Mr. Bucket's job.
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239. We were barely making
ends meet as it was.
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240. You'll find another job.
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241. Until then, I'll just... Well, I'll just
thin down the soup a little more.
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242. Don't worry, Mr. Bucket,
our luck will change.
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243. I know it.
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244. Charlie.
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245. My secret hoard.
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246. You and I are going to have
one more fling...
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247. at finding that last ticket.
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248. You sure you want to spend
your money on that?
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249. Of course I'm sure. Here.
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250. Run down to the nearest store...
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251. and buy the first
Wonka candy bar you see.
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252. Bring it straight back,
and we'll open it together.
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253. Such a good boy, really.
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254. Such a good...
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255. Grandpa?
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256. - You fell asleep.
- Have you got it?
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257. Which end should we open first?
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258. Just do it quick, like a Band-Aid.
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259. Did you see that some kid in Russia
found the last golden ticket?
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260. Yes, it was in the paper this morning.
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261. Good boy. Come on, George.
Good boy.
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262. One Wonka Whipple-Scrumptious
Fudgemallow Delight, please.
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263. Okay. Here you go.
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264. The nerve of some people.
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265. I know. Forging a ticket. Come on.
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266. It's a golden ticket.
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267. You found Wonka's last golden ticket.
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268. In my shop too!
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269. Listen. I'll buy it from you.
I'll give you $50 and a new bicycle.
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270. Are you crazy?
I'd give him $500 for that ticket.
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271. You wanna sell me your ticket
for $500, young man?
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272. That's enough of that.
Leave the kid alone.
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273. Listen. Don't let anyone have it.
Take it straight home, you understand?
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274. Thank you.
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275. Mom! Dad!
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276. I found it!
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277. The last golden ticket! It's mine!
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278. Yippee!
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279. Here.
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280. Read it aloud.
Let's hear exactly what it says.
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281. "Greetings to you, the lucky finder of
this golden ticket, from Mr. Willy Wonka."
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282. "I shake you warmly by the hand.
For now, I invite you to my factory..."
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283. "... and be my guest
for one whole day."
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284. "I, Willy Wonka, will conduct you
around the factory myself..."
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285. "... showing you everything
there is to see."
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286. "Afterwards,
when it is time to leave..."
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287. "... you will be escorted home
by a procession of large trucks..."
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288. "... each one filled with all the chocolate
you could ever eat."
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289. "And remember, one of you lucky five
children will receive an extra prize..."
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290. "... beyond your wildest imagination."
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291. "Now, here are your instructions."
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292. "On the 1st of February, you must come
to the factory gates at 10 a.m. Sharp."
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293. "You're allowed to bring one member
of your family to look after you."
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294. "Until then, Willy Wonka."
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295. The 1st of February.
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296. - But that's tomorrow.
- Then there's not a moment to lose.
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297. Wash your face, comb your hair,
scrub your hands...
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298. brush your teeth, blow your nose.
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299. And get that mud off your pants.
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300. MRS.
We must all try and keep very calm.
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301. First thing that we have to decide is this.
Who is going with Charlie to the factory?
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302. I will. I'll take him. You leave it to me.
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303. How about you, dear?
Don't you think you ought to go?
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304. Well, Grandpa Joe seems to know
more about it than we do, and...
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305. Provided, of course,
he feels well enough.
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306. Yippee!
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307. No. We're not going.
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308. A woman offered me $500
for the ticket.
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309. I bet someone else would pay more.
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310. We need the money more
than we need the chocolate.
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311. Young man, come here.
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312. There's plenty of money out there.
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313. They print more every day.
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314. But this ticket...
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315. there's only five of them
in the whole world...
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316. and that's all
there's ever going to be.
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317. Only a dummy would give this up
for something as common as money.
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318. Are you a dummy?
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319. No, sir.
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320. Then get that mud off your pants.
You've got a factory to go to.
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321. Daddy, I want to go in.
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322. It's 9:59, sweetheart.
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323. Make time go faster.
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324. Do you think Mr. Wonka
will recognize you?
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325. Hard to say. It's been years.
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326. Eyes on the prize, Violet.
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327. Eyes on the prize.
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328. Please enter.
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329. Come forward.
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330. Close the gates.
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331. Dear visitors...
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332. it is my great pleasure to welcome you
to my humble factory.
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333. And who am I?
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334. Well...
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335. Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka.
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336. The amazing chocolatier
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337. Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka.
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338. Everybody give a cheer!
Hooray!
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339. He's modest, clever and so smart.
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340. He barely can restrain it.
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341. With so much generosity.
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342. There is no way to contain it!
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343. To contain it
To contain, to contain, to contain!
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344. Hooray!
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345. Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka.
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346. He's the one that you're about to meet
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347. Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka.
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348. He's the genius who just can't be beat.
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349. The magician and the chocolate wiz.
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350. The best darn guy who ever lived
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351. Willy Wonka, here he is!
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352. The amazing chocolatier.
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353. Wasn't that just magnificent?
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354. I was worried it was getting dodgy in the
middle part, but then that finale...
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355. Wow!
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356. Who are you?
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357. - He's Willy Wonka.
- Really?
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358. "Good morning, starshine."
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359. "The Earth says hello."
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360. "Dear guests, greetings."
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361. "Welcome to the factory.
I shake you warmly by the hand."
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362. "My name is Willy Wonka."
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363. Then shouldn't you be up there?
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364. I couldn't very well watch the show
from up there, now, could I, little girl?
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365. Mr. Wonka, I don't know
if you'll remember me...
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366. but I used to work
here in the factory.
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367. Were you one of those despicable spies
who tried to steal...
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368. my life's work and sell it to parasitic,
copycat, candy-making cads?
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369. No, sir.
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370. Then wonderful. Welcome back.
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371. Let's get a move on, kids.
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372. Don't you want to know our names?
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373. Can't imagine how it would matter.
Come quickly. Far too much to see.
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374. Just drop your coats anywhere.
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375. - Mr. Wonka? Sure is toasty in here.
- What?
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376. Oh, I have to keep it warm. My workers
are used to an extremely hot climate.
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377. They just can't stand the cold.
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378. Who are the workers?
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379. All in good time. Now...
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380. Mr. Wonka, I'm Violet Beauregarde.
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381. Oh.
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382. - I don't care.
- Well, you should care.
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383. Because I'm gonna win
the special prize at the end.
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384. Well, you do seem confident,
and confidence is key.
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385. I'm Veruca Salt.
It's very nice to meet you, sir.
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386. I always thought a verruca
was a type of wart you got...
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387. on the bottom of your foot.
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388. I am Augustus Gloop.
I love your chocolate.
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389. I can see that. So do I.
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390. I never expected to have
so much in common.
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391. You. You're Mike Teavee.
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392. You're the little devil
who cracked the system.
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393. And you. Well, you're just lucky
to be here, aren't you?
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394. And the rest of you must be their...
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395. - Parents.
- Yeah.
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396. Moms and dads.
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397. Dad?
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398. Papa?
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399. Okay, then. Let's move along.
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400. Is it just me or does Wonka seem
a few quarters short of a buck?
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401. I'm sorry, I don't speak American.
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402. - Would you like some chocolate?
- Sure.
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403. Then you should've brought some.
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404. - Let's be friends.
- Best friends.
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405. An important room, this.
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406. - After all, it is a chocolate factory.
- Then why is the door so small?
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407. That's to keep all the great big
chocolatey flavor inside.
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408. Now, do be careful, my dear children.
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409. Don't lose your heads.
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410. Don't get overexcited.
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411. Just keep very calm.
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412. It's beautiful.
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413. What?
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414. Oh, yeah, it's very beautiful.
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415. Every drop of the river...
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416. is hot, melted chocolate
of the finest quality.
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417. The waterfall is most important.
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418. Mixes the chocolate.
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419. Churns it up. Makes it light and frothy.
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420. By the way...
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421. no other factory in the world mixes its
chocolate by waterfall, my dear children.
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422. And you can take that to the bank.
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423. People.
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424. Those pipes...
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425. suck up the chocolate
and carry it away all over the factory.
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426. Thousands of gallons an hour. Yeah.
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427. And do you like my meadow?
Try some of my grass.
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428. Please have a blade. Please do. It's
so delectable and so darn good-looking.
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429. You can eat the grass?
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430. Of course you can.
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431. Everything in this room is eatable.
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432. Even I'm eatable.
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433. But that is called cannibalism,
my dear children...
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434. and is, in fact, frowned upon
in most societies.
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435. Yeah.
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436. Enjoy.
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437. Go on. Scoot, scoot.
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438. Son.
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439. Please.
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440. Dad, he said, "Enjoy."
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441. Why hold on to it?
Why not start a new piece?
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442. Because then I wouldn't be a champion.
I'd be a loser, like you.
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443. Daddy, look over there.
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444. What is it?
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445. It's a little person.
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446. Over there, by the waterfall.
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447. - There's two of them.
- There's more than two.
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448. - Where do they come from?
- Who are they?
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449. Are they real people?
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450. Of course they're real people.
They're Oompa-Loompas.
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451. - Oompa-Loompas?
- Imported, direct from Loompaland.
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452. - There's no such place.
- What?
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453. Mr. Wonka, I teach high-school
geography, and I'm here to tell you...
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454. Well, then you'll know all about it,
and, oh, what a terrible country it is.
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455. The whole place is nothing
but thick jungles...
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456. infested by the most dangerous beasts
in the entire world.
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457. Hornswogglers and snozzwangers and
those terrible, wicked whangdoodles.
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458. I went to Loompaland looking for
exotic new flavors for candy.
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459. Instead...
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460. I found the Oompa-Loompas.
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461. They lived in tree houses to escape from
the fierce creatures who lived below.
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462. The Oompa-Loompas ate nothing but
green caterpillars, which tasted revolting.
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463. The Oompa-Loompas looked for things...
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464. to mash up with the caterpillars
to make them taste better:
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465. Red beetles,
the bark of the bong-bong tree.
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466. All of them beastly...
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467. but not quite so beastly
as the caterpillars.
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468. Mmm.
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469. But the food they longed for the most
was the cocoa bean.
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470. An Oompa-Loompa was lucky if he found
three or four cocoa beans a year.
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471. But, oh, how they craved them.
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472. All they'd ever think about
was cocoa beans.
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473. The cocoa bean is the thing from which
chocolate is made, so I told the chief:
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474. They are such wonderful workers.
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475. I feel I must warn you, though,
they are rather mischievous.
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476. Always making jokes.
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477. Augustus, my child,
that is not a good thing you do!
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478. Hey, little boy.
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479. My chocolate must be untouched
by human hands.
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480. Ah!
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481. He'll drown.
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482. He can't swim.
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483. Save him!
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484. Augustus! No!
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485. Augustus!
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486. Augustus, watch out!
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487. Ah!
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488. There he goes.
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489. - Ah!
- Call the fire brigade!
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490. It's a wonder how
that pipe is big enough.
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491. It isn't big enough.
He's slowing down.
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492. He's gonna stick.
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493. I think he has.
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494. He's blocked the whole pipe.
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495. Look. The Oompa-Loompas.
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496. Back off, you little freaks!
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497. What are they doing?
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498. They're going to treat us to a little song.
It is quite a special occasion.
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499. They haven't had a fresh audience
in many a moon.
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500. Ah!
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501. Bravo! Well done!
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502. Aren't they delightful?
Aren't they charming?
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503. - I say, that all seemed rather rehearsed.
- Like they knew it was gonna happen.
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504. Oh, poppycock.
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505. Where is my son?
Where does that pipe go to?
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506. That pipe, it just so happens to lead...
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507. directly to the room
where I make delicious...
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508. strawberry-flavored,
chocolate-coated fudge.
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509. He will be made into strawberry-flavored,
chocolate-coated fudge.
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510. They'll be selling him by the pound
all over the world?
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511. No. I wouldn't allow it.
The taste would be terrible.
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512. Can you imagine Augustus-flavored,
chocolate-coated Gloop? Ew.
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513. No one would buy it.
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514. I want you to take Mrs. Gloop
up to the Fudge Room, okay?
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515. Help her find her son.
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516. Take a long stick and start poking around
in the big chocolate-mixing barrel, okay?
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517. - Mr. Wonka?
- Huh?
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518. Why would Augustus' name already
be in the Oompa-Loompa song, unless...?
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519. Improvisation is a parlor trick.
Anyone can do it.
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520. You, little girl. Say something.
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521. - Anything.
- Chewing gum.
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522. Chewing gum is really gross
Chewing gum, I hate the most.
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523. See? Exactly the same.
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524. No, it isn't.
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525. Uh, you really shouldn't mumble.
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526. Because I can't understand
a word you're saying.
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527. Now, on with the tour.
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528. - Are the Oompa-Loompas really joking?
- Of course they're joking.
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529. That boy will be fine.
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530. What's so funny?
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531. I think it's from all those
doggone cocoa beans.
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532. Hey, by the way, did you guys know
that chocolate contains a property...
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533. that triggers the release of endorphins?
Gives one the feeling of being in love.
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534. You don't say.
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535. All aboard.
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536. Onward!
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537. Here.
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538. Try some of this. It'll do you good.
You look starved to death.
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539. - It's great.
- That's because it's mixed by waterfall.
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540. The waterfall is most important.
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541. Mixes the chocolate, churns it up,
makes it light and frothy.
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542. - No other factory in the world...
- You already said that.
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543. - You're all quite short, aren't you?
- Well, yeah. We're children.
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544. Well, that's no excuse.
I was never as short as you.
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545. - You were once.
- Was not. Know why?
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546. Because I distinctly remember
putting a hat on top of my head.
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547. Look at your short, little arms.
You could never reach.
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548. Do you even remember
what it was like being a kid?
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549. Oh, boy, do I.
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550. Do I?
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551. In fact, Willy Wonka...
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552. hadn't thought about his childhood
for years.
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553. Trick or treat!
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554. Trick or treat!
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555. Trick or treat!
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556. Who do we have here?
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557. Ruthie, Veronica, Terrance.
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558. And who's that under the sheet?
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559. Little Willy Wonka.
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560. Willy Wonka was the son
of the city's most famous dentist...
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561. Wilbur Wonka.
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562. Now...
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563. let's see what the damage is
this year, shall we?
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564. Caramels.
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565. They'd get stuck in your braces,
wouldn't they?
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566. Lollipops.
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567. Ought to be called
"cavities on a stick."
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568. Then we have all this...
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569. All this...
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570. chocolate.
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571. You know, just last week, I was reading
in a very important medical journal...
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572. that some children
are allergic to chocolate.
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573. Makes their noses itch.
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574. Maybe I'm not allergic.
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575. - I could try a piece.
- Really?
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576. But why take a chance?
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577. Mr. Wonka? Mr. Wonka?
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578. - We're headed for a tunnel.
- Oh, yeah.
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579. Full speed ahead.
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580. - How can they see where they're going?
- They can't.
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581. There's no knowing
where they're going.
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582. Switch on the lights!
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583. People, keep an eye out.
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584. We're passing some
very important rooms here.
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585. What do you use hair cream for?
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586. To lock in moisture.
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587. - Whipped cream.
- Precisely.
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588. That doesn't make sense.
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589. For your information, little girl...
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590. whipped cream isn't whipped cream at
all unless it's been whipped with whips.
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591. Everybody knows that.
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592. Stop the boat.
I wanna show you guys something.
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593. Now, this is the most important room
in the entire factory.
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594. Now, everyone, enjoy yourselves,
but just don't touch anything.
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595. Okay? Go on.
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596. Go on, scoot.
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597. Hey, Mr. Wonka, what's this?
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598. Oh. Let me show you.
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599. Thank you.
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600. These are Everlasting Gobstoppers.
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601. They're for children who are given
very little allowance.
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602. You can suck on it all year,
and it'll never get any smaller.
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603. - Isn't that neat?
- It's like gum.
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604. No. Gum is for chewing.
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605. If you tried chewing
one of these Gobstoppers...
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606. you'd break all your little teeth off.
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607. But they sure do taste terrific.
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608. And this is Hair Toffee.
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609. You suck down one of
these little boogers...
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610. and in exactly half an hour...
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611. a brand-new crop of hair will grow out
over the top of your little noggin.
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612. And a mustache. And a beard.
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613. - Who wants a beard?
- Well...
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614. beatniks, for one.
Folk singers and motorbike riders.
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615. You know, all those hip, jazzy,
super-cool, neat, keen and groovy cats.
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616. It's in the fridge, daddy-o.
Are you hep to the jive?
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617. Can you dig what I'm laying down?
I knew you could.
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618. Slide me some skin, soul brother.
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619. Unfortunately,
the mixture isn't right yet.
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620. Because an Oompa-Loompa
tried some yesterday, and, well, he...
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621. How are you today?
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622. You look great.
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623. Watch this.
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624. You mean that's it?
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625. Do you even know what "it" is?
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626. - It's gum.
- Yeah.
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627. It's a stick of the most amazing and
sensational gum in the whole universe.
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628. Know why? Know why?
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629. Because this gum is a full
three-course dinner all by itself.
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630. Why would anyone want that?
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631. "It will be the end of all kitchens
and all cooking."
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632. "Just a little strip of Wonka's magic
chewing gum and that is all you will..."
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633. "... ever need at breakfast,
lunch and dinner."
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634. "This piece of gum happens to be tomato
soup, roast beef and blueberry pie."
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635. It sounds great.
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636. - It sounds weird.
- It sounds like my kind of gum.
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637. I'd rather you didn't.
There are still some things that are...
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638. I'm the world-record holder in
chewing gum. I'm not afraid of anything.
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639. - How is it, honey?
- It's amazing!
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640. Tomato soup.
I can feel it running down my throat.
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641. Yeah. Spit it out.
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642. - Young lady, I think you'd better...
- It's changing.
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643. Roast beef, with baked potato.
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644. - Crispy skin and butter.
- Keep chewing kiddo.
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645. My little girl's gonna be the first person
to have a chewing-gum meal.
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646. Yeah. I'm just a little concerned
about the...
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647. Blueberry pie and ice cream!
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648. - That part.
- What's happening to her nose?
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649. It's turning blue.
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650. Your whole nose has gone purple.
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651. What do you mean?
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652. Violet, you're turning violet.
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653. - What's happening?
- I told you I hadn't quite got it right.
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654. Because it goes a little funny
when it gets to the dessert.
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655. It's the blueberry pie that does it.
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656. I'm terribly sorry.
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657. Mother? What's happening to me?
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658. She's swelling up.
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659. Like a blueberry.
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660. I've tried it on, like, 20 Oompa-Loompas,
and each one ended up as a blueberry.
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661. It's just weird.
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662. But I can't have a blueberry
as a daughter.
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663. How is she supposed to compete?
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664. You could put her in a county fair.
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665. Mr. Wonka!
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666. I want you to roll Miss Beauregarde
into the boat...
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667. and take her along to
the Juicing Room at once, okay?
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668. Juicing Room?
What are they gonna do to her there?
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669. They're gonna squeeze her.
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670. Like a little pimple.
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671. We gotta squeeze all that juice
out of her immediately.
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672. Mother, help me.
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673. Please.
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674. Come on.
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675. Let's boogie.
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676. Without the boat, we'll have to move
double-time to keep on schedule.
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677. There's too much to see.
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678. - Mr. Wonka?
- Yeah?
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679. Why did you decide to let people in?
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680. So they could see the factory,
of course.
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681. But why now? And why only five?
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682. What's the special prize,
and who gets it?
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683. The best kind of prize is a surprise.
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684. Will Violet always be a blueberry?
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685. No. Maybe. I don't know.
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686. That's what you get from chewing gum
all day. It's disgusting.
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687. If you hate gum so much,
why do you make it?
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688. Once again, you shouldn't mumble.
It's starting to bum me out.
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689. Can you remember the first candy
you ever ate?
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690. No.
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691. In fact, Willy Wonka did remember...
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692. the first candy he ever ate.
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693. I'm sorry, I was having a flashback.
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694. I see.
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695. These flashbacks happen often?
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696. Increasingly...
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697. today.
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698. Ah, this is a room I know all about.
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699. For you see, Mr. Wonka,
I, myself, am in the nut business.
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700. Are you using the Havermax 4000
to do your sorting?
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701. No.
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702. You're really weird.
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703. - Squirrels.
- Yeah. Squirrels.
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704. These squirrels are specially trained
to get the nuts out of shells.
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705. Why use squirrels?
Why not use Oompa-Loompas?
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706. Because only squirrels can get the whole
walnut out almost every single time.
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707. See how they tap them with their
knuckles to make sure it's not bad?
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708. Oh, look. Look.
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709. I think that one's got a bad nut.
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710. Daddy, I want a squirrel.
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711. Get me one of those squirrels.
I want one.
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712. Veruca, dear,
you have many marvelous pets.
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713. All I've got at home is one pony and
two dogs and four cats and six rabbits...
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714. and two parakeets and three canaries
and a green parrot and a turtle...
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715. and a silly old hamster.
I want a squirrel!
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716. All right, pet.
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717. Daddy will get you a squirrel
as soon as he possibly can.
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718. But I don't want any old squirrel,
I want a trained squirrel.
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719. Very well.
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720. Mr. Wonka, how much do you want
for one of these squirrels?
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721. Name your price.
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722. Oh, they're not for sale.
She can't have one.
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723. Daddy.
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724. I'm sorry, darling.
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725. Mr. Wonka's being unreasonable.
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726. If you won't get me a squirrel,
I'll get one myself.
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727. Veruca.
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728. Little girl?
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729. Veruca, come back here at once.
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730. Veruca.
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731. Little girl?
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732. Don't touch that squirrel's nuts.
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733. It'll make him crazy.
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734. I'll have you.
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735. MR.
Veruca.
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736. Veruca.
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737. No!
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738. Veruca!
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739. Let's find the key.
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740. Nope. Not that one.
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741. - Daddy!
- Veruca!
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742. No. It's not that one.
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743. There it is.
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744. There it isn't.
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745. Daddy, I want them to stop.
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746. What are they doing?
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747. They're testing to see
if she's a bad nut.
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748. Oh, my goodness.
She is a bad nut after all.
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749. MR.
Veruca!
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750. Daddy!
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751. Where are they taking her?
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752. Where all the other bad nuts go.
To the garbage chute.
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753. - Where does the chute go?
- To the incinerator.
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754. But don't worry.
We only light it on Tuesdays.
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755. Today is Tuesday.
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756. There's always the chance
they decided not to light it today.
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757. - Ah!
- Ah!
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758. Now, she may be stuck in the chute
just below the top.
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759. If that's the case, all you have to do
is just reach in and pull her out.
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760. Okay?
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761. Ah!
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762. Oh, really? Oh, good.
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763. I've just been informed
that the incinerator's broken.
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764. So there should be about three weeks
of rotten garbage to break their fall.
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765. Well, that's good news.
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766. Yeah.
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767. Well, let's keep on trucking.
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768. I don't know why
I didn't think of this earlier.
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769. The elevator's by far the most
efficient way to get around the factory.
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770. There can't be this many floors.
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771. How do you know, Mr. Smarty-Pants?
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772. This isn't an ordinary
up-and-down elevator, by the way.
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773. This elevator can go sideways,
longways, slantways...
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774. and any other ways
you can think of.
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775. You just press any button
and, whoosh, you're off.
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776. Oh, look. Look.
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777. Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to Fudge Mountain.
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778. Oh.
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779. I'd rather not talk about this one.
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780. This is the Puppet Hospital
and Burn Center.
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781. It's relatively new.
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782. Ah, the administration offices.
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783. Hello, Doris.
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784. Why is everything here
completely pointless?
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785. Candy doesn't have to have a point.
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786. That's why it's candy.
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787. It's stupid.
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788. Candy is a waste of time.
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789. No son of mine is going to be
a chocolatier.
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790. Then I'll run away.
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791. To Switzerland. Bavaria.
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792. The candy capitals of the world.
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793. Go ahead.
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794. But I won't be here
when you come back.
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795. Sorry, son.
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796. We're closing for the night.
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797. I wanna pick a room.
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798. Go ahead.
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799. Here.
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800. Put these on quick, and don't
take them off whatever you do.
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801. This light could burn your eyeballs
right out of your skulls.
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802. And we certainly don't want that,
now, do we?
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803. This is the testing room for my
very latest and greatest invention:
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804. Television Chocolate.
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805. One day it occurred to me:
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806. "Hey, if television can break up
a photograph...
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807. into millions and millions of tiny pieces
and send it whizzing through the air...
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808. then reassemble it
on the other end...
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809. why can't I do the same
with chocolate?
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810. Why can't I send a real bar
of chocolate...
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811. through the television,
all ready to be eaten?
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812. I'm not gonna touch it.
I'm not going in that direction.
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813. MR.
Sounds impossible.
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814. It is impossible.
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815. You don't understand anything
about science.
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816. First off, there's a difference between
waves and particles. Duh.
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817. Second, the amount of power it
would take to convert energy in matter...
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818. would be like nine atomic bombs.
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819. Mumbler!
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820. Seriously, I cannot understand
a single word you're saying.
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821. Okey-dokey.
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822. I shall now send a bar of chocolate
from one end of the room...
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823. to the other by television.
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824. Bring in the chocolate.
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825. It's gotta be real big
because you know how on TV...
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826. you can film a regular-size man,
and he comes out looking this tall?
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827. Same basic principle.
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828. It's gone.
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829. Told you. That chocolate is now rushing
through the air above our heads...
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830. in a million tiny little pieces.
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831. Come over here.
Come on. Come on. Come on!
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832. Watch the screen.
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833. Here it comes.
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834. Oh, look.
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835. - Take it.
- It's just a picture on a screen.
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836. Scaredy-cat.
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837. You take it.
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838. Go on. Just reach out and grab it.
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839. Go on.
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840. Holy buckets.
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841. Eat it. Go on.
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842. It'll be delicious. It's the same bar.
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843. It's just gotten a little smaller
on the journey, that's all.
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844. It's great.
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845. It's a miracle.
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846. So imagine, you're sitting at home
watching television...
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847. and suddenly a commercial will flash
onto the screen, and a voice will say:
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848. "Wonka's chocolates
are the best in the world."
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849. "If you don't believe us,
try one for yourself."
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850. And you simply reach out and take it.
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851. How about that?
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852. So can you send other things?
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853. Say, like, breakfast cereal?
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854. Do you have any idea
what breakfast cereal's made of?
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855. It's those little curly wooden shavings
you find in pencil sharpeners.
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856. But could you send it by TV
if you wanted to?
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857. - Of course I could.
- What about people?
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858. Well, why would I wanna send a person?
They don't taste very good at all.
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859. Don't you realize what you've invented?
It's a teleporter.
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860. It's the most important invention
in the history of the world.
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861. And all you think about is chocolate.
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862. Calm down, Mike.
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863. I think Mr. Wonka knows
what he's talking about.
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864. No, he doesn't. He has no idea.
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865. You think he's a genius,
but he's an idiot.
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866. But I'm not.
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867. Hey, little boy.
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868. Don't push my button.
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869. He's gone.
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870. Let's go check the television,
see what we get.
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871. I sure hope no part of him
gets left behind.
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872. What do you mean?
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873. Well, sometimes only half of
the little pieces find their way through.
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874. If you had to choose only one half
of your son, which one would it be?
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875. What kind of a question is that?
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876. No need to snap. Just a question.
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877. Try every channel.
I'm starting to feel a little anxious.
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878. - There he is.
- Mike.
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879. Ew, somebody grab him.
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880. Help me.
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881. Help me.
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882. Oh, thank heavens.
He's completely unharmed.
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883. Unharmed?
What are you talking about?
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884. Just put me back in the other way.
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885. There is no other way.
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886. It's television, not telephone.
There's quite a difference.
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887. And what exactly do you propose
to do about it?
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888. I don't know.
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889. But young men are extremely springy.
They stretch like mad.
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890. - Let's go put him in the taffy puller.
- Taffy puller?
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891. Hey, that was my idea.
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892. Boy, is he gonna be skinny.
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893. Yeah.
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894. Taffy puller.
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895. I want you to take Mr. Teavee
and his...
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896. little boy up to
the taffy puller, okay?
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897. Stretch him out.
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898. On with the tour.
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899. There's still so much left to see.
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900. Now, how many children are left?
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901. Mr. Wonka,
Charlie's the only one left now.
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902. You mean, you're the only one?
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903. Yes.
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904. What happened to the others?
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905. Oh, my dear boy,
but that means you've won.
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906. Oh, I do congratulate you. I really do.
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907. I'm absolutely delighted.
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908. I had a hunch right from the beginning.
Well done.
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909. Now, we mustn't dilly or dally.
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910. We have an enormous number
of things to do before the day's out.
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911. But luckily for us, we have the great
glass elevator to speed things along...
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912. Speed things along.
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913. Come on.
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914. "Up and Out"?
What kind of room is that?
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915. Hold on.
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916. Oh, my goodness.
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917. We're gonna need to go much faster,
otherwise we'll just never break through.
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918. Break through what?
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919. I've been longing to press
that button for years.
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920. Well, here we go. Up and out.
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921. - But do you really mean...?
- Yeah. I do.
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922. But it's made of glass.
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923. It'll smash into a million pieces.
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924. Augustus, please
don't eat your fingers.
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925. But I taste so good.
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926. Look, Mother.
I'm much more flexible now.
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927. Yes, but you're blue.
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928. Daddy, I want a flying glass elevator.
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929. Veruca, the only thing you're getting
today is a bath, and that's final.
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930. But I want it.
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931. Where do you live?
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932. Right over there. That little house.
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933. What time do you think
they'll be back?
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934. Hard to know, dear.
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935. I think there's someone at the door.
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936. Hi, Mom.
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937. Mom. Dad. We're back.
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938. MR. Charlie.
MRS. Charlie.
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939. Goodness.
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940. This is Willy Wonka.
He gave us a ride home.
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941. I see that.
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942. You must be the boy's...
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943. - Parents?
- Yeah. That.
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944. He says Charlie's won something.
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945. Not just some something.
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946. The most "something" something
of any something that's ever been.
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947. I'm gonna give this little boy
my entire factory.
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948. You must be joking.
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949. No, really. It's true.
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950. Because you see, a few months ago,
I was having my semiannual haircut...
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951. and I had the strangest revelation.
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952. In that one silver hair...
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953. I saw reflected my life's work...
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954. my factory,
my beloved Oompa-Loompas.
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955. Who would watch over them
after I was gone?
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956. I realized in that moment:
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957. I must find a heir.
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958. And I did, Charlie.
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959. You.
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960. That's why you sent out
the golden tickets.
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961. Uh-huh.
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962. What are Oompa-Loompas?
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963. I invited five children to the factory...
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964. and the one who was the least rotten
would be the winner.
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965. That's you, Charlie.
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966. So, what do you say?
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967. Are you ready to leave all this behind
and come live with me at the factory?
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968. Sure. Of course.
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969. I mean, it's all right
if my family come too?
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970. Oh, my dear boy, of course they can't.
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971. You can't run a chocolate factory...
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972. with a family hanging over you
like an old, dead goose. No offense.
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973. None taken, jerk.
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974. A chocolatier has to run free and solo.
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975. He has to follow his dreams.
Gosh darn the consequences.
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976. Look at me.
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977. I had no family,
and I'm a giant success.
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978. So if I go with you to the factory,
I won't ever see my family again?
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979. Yeah. Consider that a bonus.
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980. Then I'm not going.
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981. I wouldn't give up my family
for anything.
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982. Not for all the chocolate in the world.
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983. Oh, I see.
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984. That's weird.
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985. There's other candy too
besides chocolate.
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986. I'm sorry, Mr. Wonka.
I'm staying here.
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987. Wow.
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988. Well, that's just...
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989. unexpected...
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990. and weird.
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991. But I suppose, in that case, I'll just...
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992. Goodbye, then.
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993. Sure you won't change your mind?
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994. I'm sure.
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995. Okay. Bye.
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996. Things are going to get much better.
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997. And for once, Grandma Georgina...
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998. knew exactly what
she was talking about.
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999. The next morning, Charlie helped
his parents fix the hole in the roof.
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1000. Grandpa Joe spent the whole day
out of bed.
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1001. He didn't feel tired at all.
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1002. Charlie's father got a better job
at the toothpaste factory...
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1003. repairing the machine
that had replaced him.
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1004. Things had never been better
for the Bucket family.
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1005. The same could not be said
for Willy Wonka.
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1006. I can't put my finger on it.
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1007. Candy's the only thing
I was ever certain of...
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1008. and now I'm just not
certain at all.
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1009. I don't know which flavors to make
or which ideas to try.
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1010. I'm second-guessing myself,
which is nuts.
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1011. I've always made whatever candy
I felt like, and I...
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1012. That's just it, isn't it?
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1013. I make the candy I feel like, but now
I feel terrible, so the candy's terrible.
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1015. Pity about that chocolate fellow,
Wendell... Walter.
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1016. - Willy Wonka.
- That's the one.
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1017. Says here in the paper his new candies
aren't selling very well.
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1018. But I suppose maybe he's just
a rotten egg who deserves it.
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1019. - Yep.
- Oh, really?
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1020. You ever met him?
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1021. I did.
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1022. I thought he was great at first,
but then he didn't turn out so nice.
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1023. He also has a funny haircut.
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1024. I do not!
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1025. - Why are you here?
- I don't feel so hot.
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1026. What makes you feel better
when you feel terrible?
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1027. My family.
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1028. Ew.
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1029. What do you have against my family?
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1030. It's not just your family.
It's the whole idea of...
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1031. They tell you what to do,
what not to do...
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1032. and it's not conducive
to a creative atmosphere.
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1033. Usually they're just trying to protect you
because they love you.
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1034. If you don't believe me,
you should ask.
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1035. Ask who? My father?
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1036. No way.
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1037. At least, not by myself.
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1038. You want me to go with you?
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1039. Hey. Hey, what a good idea. Yeah!
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1040. And you know what?
I've got transport...
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1041. I have to be more careful
where I park this thing.
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1042. I think we've got the wrong house.
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1043. Do you have an appointment?
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1044. No. But he's overdue.
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1045. Open.
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1046. Now, let's see what the damage is,
shall we?
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1047. Heavens.
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1048. I haven't seen bicuspids
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1049. Since...
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1050. Willy?
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1051. Hi, Dad.
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1052. All these years...
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1053. and you haven't flossed.
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1054. Not once.
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1055. It was on this day...
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1056. that Willy Wonka
repeated his offer to Charlie...
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1057. who accepted on one condition.
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1058. Sorry we're late.
We were brainstorming.
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1059. Thought I heard thunder.
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1060. - You staying for dinner, Willy?
- Yes, please.
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1061. I'll shuffle the plates.
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1062. You smell like peanuts.
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1063. - I love peanuts.
- Oh, thank you.
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1064. You smell like...
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1065. old people and soap.
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1066. I like it.
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1067. Elbows off the table, Charlie.
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1068. How do you feel about
little raspberry kites?
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1069. With licorice instead of string.
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1070. - Boys, no business at the dinner table.
- Sorry, Mom.
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1071. I think you're on to something,
though, Charlie.
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1072. In the end Charlie Bucket
won a chocolate factory.
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1073. But Willy Wonka got something
even better:
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1074. A family.
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1075. And one thing was
absolutely certain
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