1. This is a story
of an ordinary little boy...Copy !req
2. named Charlie Bucket.Copy !req
3. He was not faster or stronger
or more clever than other children.Copy !req
4. His family was not rich
or powerful or well-connected.Copy !req
5. In fact, they barely had enough to eat.Copy !req
6. Charlie Bucket was the luckiest boy
in the entire world.Copy !req
7. He just didn't know it yet.Copy !req
8. - Evening, Buckets.
- Evening.Copy !req
9. Hi, Dad.Copy !req
10. Soup's almost ready, darling.Copy !req
11. Don't suppose there's anything
extra to put in, love.Copy !req
12. Oh, well. Nothing goes better
with cabbage than cabbage.Copy !req
13. Charlie...Copy !req
14. I found something I think you'll like.Copy !req
15. Charlie's father worked
at the local toothpaste factory.Copy !req
16. The hours were long,
and the pay was terrible...Copy !req
17. yet occasionally,
there were unexpected surprises.Copy !req
18. It's exactly what I need.Copy !req
19. What is it, Charlie?Copy !req
20. Dad found it, just the piece I needed.Copy !req
21. - What piece was it?
- A head for Willy Wonka.Copy !req
22. Well, how wonderful.Copy !req
23. It's quite a likeness.Copy !req
24. - You think so?
- Think so?Copy !req
25. I know so.Copy !req
26. I saw Willy Wonka
with my own two eyes.Copy !req
27. - I used to work for him, you know.
- You did?Copy !req
28. - I did.
- He did.Copy !req
29. He did.Copy !req
30. I love grapes.Copy !req
31. Of course, I was a much
younger man in those days.Copy !req
32. Willy Wonka began with
a single store on Cherry Street.Copy !req
33. But the whole world wanted his candy.Copy !req
34. - Mr. Wonka.
- Yeah?Copy !req
35. We need more Wonka bars...Copy !req
36. - ... and we're out of chocolate birds.
- Birds?Copy !req
37. Birds.Copy !req
38. Well, then we'll need
to make some more. Here.Copy !req
39. Now open.Copy !req
40. The man was a genius.Copy !req
41. Did you know he invented a new way
of making chocolate ice cream...Copy !req
42. so that it stays cold for hours
without a freezer?Copy !req
43. You can even leave it lying in the sun
on a hot day, and it won't go runny.Copy !req
44. - But that's impossible.
- But Willy Wonka did it.Copy !req
45. Before long...Copy !req
46. he decided to build
a proper chocolate factory.Copy !req
47. The largest chocolate factory
in history.Copy !req
48. Fifty times as big as any other.Copy !req
49. Grandpa, don't make it gross.Copy !req
50. Tell him about the lndian prince.
He'd like to hear about that.Copy !req
51. You mean, Prince Pondicherry?Copy !req
52. Well, Prince Pondicherry
wrote a letter to Mr. Wonka...Copy !req
53. and asked him to come
all the way out to India...Copy !req
54. and build him a colossal palace
entirely out of chocolate.Copy !req
55. It will have 100 rooms...Copy !req
56. and everything will be made
of dark or light chocolate.Copy !req
57. True to his word,
the bricks were chocolate...Copy !req
58. and the cement holding
them together was chocolate.Copy !req
59. All the walls and ceilings
were made of chocolate as well.Copy !req
60. So were the carpets
and the pictures and the furniture.Copy !req
61. It is perfect in every way.Copy !req
62. Yeah, but it won't last long.
You better start eating right now.Copy !req
63. Oh, nonsense. I will not eat my palace.Copy !req
64. I intend to live in it.Copy !req
65. But Mr. Wonka was right, of course.Copy !req
66. Soon after this, there came
a very hot day with a boiling sun.Copy !req
67. Mmm.Copy !req
68. The prince sent an urgent telegram
requesting a new palace...Copy !req
69. but Willy Wonka was facing
problems of his own.Copy !req
70. All the other chocolate makers, you see,
had grown jealous of Mr. Wonka.Copy !req
71. They began sending in spies
to steal his secret recipes.Copy !req
72. Fickelgruber started making
an ice cream that would never melt.Copy !req
73. Prodnose came out with a chewing gum
that never lost its flavor.Copy !req
74. Then Slugworth
began making candy balloons...Copy !req
75. that you could blow up
to incredible sizes.Copy !req
76. The thievery got so bad...Copy !req
77. that one day, without warning...Copy !req
78. Mr. Wonka told every single one
of his workers to go home.Copy !req
79. He announced that he was closing
his chocolate factory forever.Copy !req
80. I'm closing my chocolate factory
forever.Copy !req
81. I'm sorry.Copy !req
82. But it didn't close forever.
It's open right now.Copy !req
83. Ah, yes, sometimes when grownups say
"forever," they mean "a very long time."Copy !req
84. Such as, "I feel like I've eaten
nothing but cabbage soup forever."Copy !req
85. - Now, Pops.
- The factory did close, Charlie.Copy !req
86. And it seemed like it was
going to be closed forever.Copy !req
87. Then one day we saw smoke
rising from the chimneys.Copy !req
88. - The factory was back in business.
- Did you get your job back?Copy !req
89. No.Copy !req
90. No one did.Copy !req
91. But there must be
people working there.Copy !req
92. Think about it, Charlie.
Have you ever seen a single person...Copy !req
93. going into that factory
or coming out of it?Copy !req
94. No. The gates are always closed.Copy !req
95. Exactly.Copy !req
96. But then, who's running the machines?Copy !req
97. - Nobody knows, Charlie.
- It certainly is a mystery.Copy !req
98. Hasn't someone asked Mr. Wonka?Copy !req
99. Nobody sees him anymore.
He never comes out.Copy !req
100. The only thing that comes
out of that place is the candy...Copy !req
101. already packed and addressed.Copy !req
102. I'd give anything in the world
just to go in one more time...Copy !req
103. and see what's become
of that amazing factory.Copy !req
104. Well, you won't, because you can't.
No one can.Copy !req
105. It's a mystery,
and it will always be a mystery.Copy !req
106. That little factory of yours, Charlie, is
as close as any of us is ever going to get.Copy !req
107. Come on, Charlie. I think it's time
we let your grandparents get some sleep.Copy !req
108. - Good night, Grandpa George.
- Night, Charlie.Copy !req
109. - Night-night.
- MRS. Chair.Copy !req
110. Thank you, dear.Copy !req
111. Night, Grandpa Joe.Copy !req
112. Good night, Grandma Georgina.Copy !req
113. Nothing's impossible, Charlie.Copy !req
114. - Good night.
- Night, Charlie.Copy !req
115. Sleep well.Copy !req
116. Indeed, that very night...Copy !req
117. the impossible
had already been set in motion.Copy !req
118. Dear people of the world...Copy !req
119. I, Willy Wonka...Copy !req
120. have decided to allow five children
to visit my factory this year.Copy !req
121. In addition, one of these children
shall receive a special prize...Copy !req
122. beyond anything
you could ever imagine.Copy !req
123. Five golden tickets have been hidden...Copy !req
124. underneath the ordinary wrapping
paper of five ordinary Wonka bars.Copy !req
125. The bars may be anywhere...Copy !req
126. in any shop, in any street, in any
town, in any country in the world.Copy !req
127. Wouldn't it be something, Charlie,
to open a bar of candy...Copy !req
128. and find a golden ticket inside?Copy !req
129. I know, but I only get one bar a year,
for my birthday.Copy !req
130. Well, it's your birthday next week.Copy !req
131. You have as much chance
as anybody does.Copy !req
132. Balderdash. The kids who are
going to find the golden tickets...Copy !req
133. are the ones who can afford
to buy candy bars every day.Copy !req
134. Our Charlie gets only one a year.
He doesn't have a chance.Copy !req
135. Everyone has a chance, Charlie.Copy !req
136. Mark my words,
the kid who finds the first ticket...Copy !req
137. will be fat, fat, fat.Copy !req
138. Augustus. This way.Copy !req
139. I am eating the Wonka bar...Copy !req
140. and I taste something
that is not chocolate...Copy !req
141. or coconut...Copy !req
142. or walnut or peanut butter...Copy !req
143. or nougat...Copy !req
144. or butter brittle
or caramel or sprinkles.Copy !req
145. So I look...Copy !req
146. and I find the golden ticket.Copy !req
147. Augustus, how did you celebrate?Copy !req
148. I eat more candy.Copy !req
149. We knew Augustus would find
the golden ticket.Copy !req
150. He eats so many candy bars a day...Copy !req
151. that it was not possible
for him not to find one.Copy !req
152. Yes, it is good, Augustus.Copy !req
153. Golden ticket claimed and four more...Copy !req
154. Told you it'd be a porker.Copy !req
155. What a repulsive boy.Copy !req
156. Only four golden tickets left.Copy !req
157. Now that they've found one,
things will really get crazy.Copy !req
158. of every shape, size and hue.Copy !req
159. Veruca.
Can you spell that for us, please?Copy !req
160. V-E-R-U-C-A. Veruca Salt.Copy !req
161. As soon as little Veruca told me she had
to have one of these golden tickets...Copy !req
162. I started buying all the Wonka bars
I could lay my hands on.Copy !req
163. Thousands of them.
Hundreds of thousands.Copy !req
164. I'm in the nut business, you see.
So I say to my workers:Copy !req
165. Morning, ladies. From now on,
you can stop shelling peanuts...Copy !req
166. and start shelling the wrappers
off these chocolate bars instead.Copy !req
167. MR. Three days went by,
and we had no luck.Copy !req
168. Oh, it was terrible. My Veruca
got more and more upset each day.Copy !req
169. Where's my golden ticket?Copy !req
170. I want my golden ticket.Copy !req
171. Well, gentlemen, I just hated to see
my little girl feeling unhappy like that.Copy !req
172. I vowed I would keep searching
until I could give her what she wanted.Copy !req
173. And finally, I found her a ticket.Copy !req
174. Daddy, I want another pony.Copy !req
175. She's even worse than the fat boy.Copy !req
176. I don't think that was really fair.
She didn't find the ticket herself.Copy !req
177. Don't worry about it, Charlie.
That man spoils his daughter.Copy !req
178. And no good ever comes
from spoiling a child like that.Copy !req
179. Charlie, Mum and I thought...Copy !req
180. maybe you wanna open
your birthday present tonight.Copy !req
181. Here you are.Copy !req
182. Maybe I should wait till morning.Copy !req
183. - Like hell.
- Pop.Copy !req
184. All together, we're 381 years old.
We don't wait.Copy !req
185. Now, Charlie,
you mustn't feel too disappointed...Copy !req
186. you know, if you don't get the...Copy !req
187. Whatever happens,
you'll still have the candy.Copy !req
188. Ah, well.Copy !req
189. That's that.Copy !req
190. - We'll share it.
- Oh, no, Charlie.Copy !req
191. Not your birthday present.Copy !req
192. It's my candy bar,
and I'll do what I want with it.Copy !req
193. Thank you, darling.Copy !req
194. Thank you, Charlie.Copy !req
195. Bless you.Copy !req
196. All right, let's see who found it.Copy !req
197. "The third ticket was found
by Miss Violet Beauregarde."Copy !req
198. Hah! Hah! Hyah!Copy !req
199. These are just some of the 263
trophies and medals my Violet has won.Copy !req
200. I'm a gum chewer mostly, but when
I heard about these ticket things...Copy !req
201. I laid off the gum,
switched to candy bars.Copy !req
202. She's just a driven young woman.
I don't know where she gets it.Copy !req
203. I'm the Junior World Champion
Gum Chewer.Copy !req
204. This piece of gum
I'm chewing right now...Copy !req
205. I've been working on for
three months solid. That's a record.Copy !req
206. Of course, I did have my share
of trophies, mostly baton.Copy !req
207. So it says that one kid's gonna get this
special prize, better than all the rest.Copy !req
208. I don't care who those other four are.
That kid, it's gonna be me.Copy !req
209. Tell them why, Violet.Copy !req
210. Because I'm a winner.Copy !req
211. What a beastly girl.Copy !req
212. Despicable.Copy !req
213. You don't know
what we're talking about.Copy !req
214. Dragonflies?Copy !req
215. But wait, this is just in.Copy !req
216. The fourth golden ticket has been found
by a boy called Mike Teavee.Copy !req
217. All you had to do was track
the manufacturing dates...Copy !req
218. offset by weather
and the derivative of the Nikkei lndex.Copy !req
219. A retard could figure it out.Copy !req
220. Most of the time
I don't know what he's talking about.Copy !req
221. You know, kids these days,
what with all the technology...Copy !req
222. Die! Die! Die!Copy !req
223. Doesn't seem like
they stay kids very long.Copy !req
224. In the end,
I only had to buy one candy bar.Copy !req
225. - And how did it taste?
- I don't know.Copy !req
226. I hate chocolate.Copy !req
227. It's a good thing you're going to a
chocolate factory, you ungrateful little...Copy !req
228. That question is,
who will be the winner of the last gold...?Copy !req
229. - Dad?
- Yes, Charlie?Copy !req
230. Why aren't you at work?Copy !req
231. Oh, well, the toothpaste factory
thought they'd give me a bit of time off.Copy !req
232. Like summer vacation?Copy !req
233. Sure. Something like that.Copy !req
234. In fact, it wasn't like a vacation at all.Copy !req
235. The upswing in candy sales
had led to a rise in cavities...Copy !req
236. which led to a rise
in toothpaste sales.Copy !req
237. With the extra money,
the factory had decided to modernize...Copy !req
238. eliminating Mr. Bucket's job.Copy !req
239. We were barely making
ends meet as it was.Copy !req
240. You'll find another job.Copy !req
241. Until then, I'll just... Well, I'll just
thin down the soup a little more.Copy !req
242. Don't worry, Mr. Bucket,
our luck will change.Copy !req
243. I know it.Copy !req
244. Charlie.Copy !req
245. My secret hoard.Copy !req
246. You and I are going to have
one more fling...Copy !req
247. at finding that last ticket.Copy !req
248. You sure you want to spend
your money on that?Copy !req
249. Of course I'm sure. Here.Copy !req
250. Run down to the nearest store...Copy !req
251. and buy the first
Wonka candy bar you see.Copy !req
252. Bring it straight back,
and we'll open it together.Copy !req
253. Such a good boy, really.Copy !req
254. Such a good...Copy !req
255. Grandpa?Copy !req
256. - You fell asleep.
- Have you got it?Copy !req
257. Which end should we open first?Copy !req
258. Just do it quick, like a Band-Aid.Copy !req
259. Did you see that some kid in Russia
found the last golden ticket?Copy !req
260. Yes, it was in the paper this morning.Copy !req
261. Good boy. Come on, George.
Good boy.Copy !req
262. One Wonka Whipple-Scrumptious
Fudgemallow Delight, please.Copy !req
263. Okay. Here you go.Copy !req
264. The nerve of some people.Copy !req
265. I know. Forging a ticket. Come on.Copy !req
266. It's a golden ticket.Copy !req
267. You found Wonka's last golden ticket.Copy !req
268. In my shop too!Copy !req
269. Listen. I'll buy it from you.
I'll give you $50 and a new bicycle.Copy !req
270. Are you crazy?
I'd give him $500 for that ticket.Copy !req
271. You wanna sell me your ticket
for $500, young man?Copy !req
272. That's enough of that.
Leave the kid alone.Copy !req
273. Listen. Don't let anyone have it.
Take it straight home, you understand?Copy !req
274. Thank you.Copy !req
275. Mom! Dad!Copy !req
276. I found it!Copy !req
277. The last golden ticket! It's mine!Copy !req
278. Yippee!Copy !req
279. Here.Copy !req
280. Read it aloud.
Let's hear exactly what it says.Copy !req
281. "Greetings to you, the lucky finder of
this golden ticket, from Mr. Willy Wonka."Copy !req
282. "I shake you warmly by the hand.
For now, I invite you to my factory..."Copy !req
283. "... and be my guest
for one whole day."Copy !req
284. "I, Willy Wonka, will conduct you
around the factory myself..."Copy !req
285. "... showing you everything
there is to see."Copy !req
286. "Afterwards,
when it is time to leave..."Copy !req
287. "... you will be escorted home
by a procession of large trucks..."Copy !req
288. "... each one filled with all the chocolate
you could ever eat."Copy !req
289. "And remember, one of you lucky five
children will receive an extra prize..."Copy !req
290. "... beyond your wildest imagination."Copy !req
291. "Now, here are your instructions."Copy !req
292. "On the 1st of February, you must come
to the factory gates at 10 a.m. Sharp."Copy !req
293. "You're allowed to bring one member
of your family to look after you."Copy !req
294. "Until then, Willy Wonka."Copy !req
295. The 1st of February.Copy !req
296. - But that's tomorrow.
- Then there's not a moment to lose.Copy !req
297. Wash your face, comb your hair,
scrub your hands...Copy !req
298. brush your teeth, blow your nose.Copy !req
299. And get that mud off your pants.Copy !req
300. MRS.
We must all try and keep very calm.Copy !req
301. First thing that we have to decide is this.
Who is going with Charlie to the factory?Copy !req
302. I will. I'll take him. You leave it to me.Copy !req
303. How about you, dear?
Don't you think you ought to go?Copy !req
304. Well, Grandpa Joe seems to know
more about it than we do, and...Copy !req
305. Provided, of course,
he feels well enough.Copy !req
306. Yippee!Copy !req
307. No. We're not going.Copy !req
308. A woman offered me $500
for the ticket.Copy !req
309. I bet someone else would pay more.Copy !req
310. We need the money more
than we need the chocolate.Copy !req
311. Young man, come here.Copy !req
312. There's plenty of money out there.Copy !req
313. They print more every day.Copy !req
314. But this ticket...Copy !req
315. there's only five of them
in the whole world...Copy !req
316. and that's all
there's ever going to be.Copy !req
317. Only a dummy would give this up
for something as common as money.Copy !req
318. Are you a dummy?Copy !req
319. No, sir.Copy !req
320. Then get that mud off your pants.
You've got a factory to go to.Copy !req
321. Daddy, I want to go in.Copy !req
322. It's 9:59, sweetheart.Copy !req
323. Make time go faster.Copy !req
324. Do you think Mr. Wonka
will recognize you?Copy !req
325. Hard to say. It's been years.Copy !req
326. Eyes on the prize, Violet.Copy !req
327. Eyes on the prize.Copy !req
328. Please enter.Copy !req
329. Come forward.Copy !req
330. Close the gates.Copy !req
331. Dear visitors...Copy !req
332. it is my great pleasure to welcome you
to my humble factory.Copy !req
333. And who am I?Copy !req
334. Well...Copy !req
335. Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka.Copy !req
336. The amazing chocolatierCopy !req
337. Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka.Copy !req
338. Everybody give a cheer!
Hooray!Copy !req
339. He's modest, clever and so smart.Copy !req
340. He barely can restrain it.Copy !req
341. With so much generosity.Copy !req
342. There is no way to contain it!Copy !req
343. To contain it
To contain, to contain, to contain!Copy !req
344. Hooray!Copy !req
345. Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka.Copy !req
346. He's the one that you're about to meetCopy !req
347. Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka.Copy !req
348. He's the genius who just can't be beat.Copy !req
349. The magician and the chocolate wiz.Copy !req
350. The best darn guy who ever livedCopy !req
351. Willy Wonka, here he is!Copy !req
352. The amazing chocolatier.Copy !req
353. Wasn't that just magnificent?Copy !req
354. I was worried it was getting dodgy in the
middle part, but then that finale...Copy !req
355. Wow!Copy !req
356. Who are you?Copy !req
357. - He's Willy Wonka.
- Really?Copy !req
358. "Good morning, starshine."Copy !req
359. "The Earth says hello."Copy !req
360. "Dear guests, greetings."Copy !req
361. "Welcome to the factory.
I shake you warmly by the hand."Copy !req
362. "My name is Willy Wonka."Copy !req
363. Then shouldn't you be up there?Copy !req
364. I couldn't very well watch the show
from up there, now, could I, little girl?Copy !req
365. Mr. Wonka, I don't know
if you'll remember me...Copy !req
366. but I used to work
here in the factory.Copy !req
367. Were you one of those despicable spies
who tried to steal...Copy !req
368. my life's work and sell it to parasitic,
copycat, candy-making cads?Copy !req
369. No, sir.Copy !req
370. Then wonderful. Welcome back.Copy !req
371. Let's get a move on, kids.Copy !req
372. Don't you want to know our names?Copy !req
373. Can't imagine how it would matter.
Come quickly. Far too much to see.Copy !req
374. Just drop your coats anywhere.Copy !req
375. - Mr. Wonka? Sure is toasty in here.
- What?Copy !req
376. Oh, I have to keep it warm. My workers
are used to an extremely hot climate.Copy !req
377. They just can't stand the cold.Copy !req
378. Who are the workers?Copy !req
379. All in good time. Now...Copy !req
380. Mr. Wonka, I'm Violet Beauregarde.Copy !req
381. Oh.Copy !req
382. - I don't care.
- Well, you should care.Copy !req
383. Because I'm gonna win
the special prize at the end.Copy !req
384. Well, you do seem confident,
and confidence is key.Copy !req
385. I'm Veruca Salt.
It's very nice to meet you, sir.Copy !req
386. I always thought a verruca
was a type of wart you got...Copy !req
387. on the bottom of your foot.Copy !req
388. I am Augustus Gloop.
I love your chocolate.Copy !req
389. I can see that. So do I.Copy !req
390. I never expected to have
so much in common.Copy !req
391. You. You're Mike Teavee.Copy !req
392. You're the little devil
who cracked the system.Copy !req
393. And you. Well, you're just lucky
to be here, aren't you?Copy !req
394. And the rest of you must be their...Copy !req
395. - Parents.
- Yeah.Copy !req
396. Moms and dads.Copy !req
397. Dad?Copy !req
398. Papa?Copy !req
399. Okay, then. Let's move along.Copy !req
400. Is it just me or does Wonka seem
a few quarters short of a buck?Copy !req
401. I'm sorry, I don't speak American.Copy !req
402. - Would you like some chocolate?
- Sure.Copy !req
403. Then you should've brought some.Copy !req
404. - Let's be friends.
- Best friends.Copy !req
405. An important room, this.Copy !req
406. - After all, it is a chocolate factory.
- Then why is the door so small?Copy !req
407. That's to keep all the great big
chocolatey flavor inside.Copy !req
408. Now, do be careful, my dear children.Copy !req
409. Don't lose your heads.Copy !req
410. Don't get overexcited.Copy !req
411. Just keep very calm.Copy !req
412. It's beautiful.Copy !req
413. What?Copy !req
414. Oh, yeah, it's very beautiful.Copy !req
415. Every drop of the river...Copy !req
416. is hot, melted chocolate
of the finest quality.Copy !req
417. The waterfall is most important.Copy !req
418. Mixes the chocolate.Copy !req
419. Churns it up. Makes it light and frothy.Copy !req
420. By the way...Copy !req
421. no other factory in the world mixes its
chocolate by waterfall, my dear children.Copy !req
422. And you can take that to the bank.Copy !req
423. People.Copy !req
424. Those pipes...Copy !req
425. suck up the chocolate
and carry it away all over the factory.Copy !req
426. Thousands of gallons an hour. Yeah.Copy !req
427. And do you like my meadow?
Try some of my grass.Copy !req
428. Please have a blade. Please do. It's
so delectable and so darn good-looking.Copy !req
429. You can eat the grass?Copy !req
430. Of course you can.Copy !req
431. Everything in this room is eatable.Copy !req
432. Even I'm eatable.Copy !req
433. But that is called cannibalism,
my dear children...Copy !req
434. and is, in fact, frowned upon
in most societies.Copy !req
435. Yeah.Copy !req
436. Enjoy.Copy !req
437. Go on. Scoot, scoot.Copy !req
438. Son.Copy !req
439. Please.Copy !req
440. Dad, he said, "Enjoy."Copy !req
441. Why hold on to it?
Why not start a new piece?Copy !req
442. Because then I wouldn't be a champion.
I'd be a loser, like you.Copy !req
443. Daddy, look over there.Copy !req
444. What is it?Copy !req
445. It's a little person.Copy !req
446. Over there, by the waterfall.Copy !req
447. - There's two of them.
- There's more than two.Copy !req
448. - Where do they come from?
- Who are they?Copy !req
449. Are they real people?Copy !req
450. Of course they're real people.
They're Oompa-Loompas.Copy !req
451. - Oompa-Loompas?
- Imported, direct from Loompaland.Copy !req
452. - There's no such place.
- What?Copy !req
453. Mr. Wonka, I teach high-school
geography, and I'm here to tell you...Copy !req
454. Well, then you'll know all about it,
and, oh, what a terrible country it is.Copy !req
455. The whole place is nothing
but thick jungles...Copy !req
456. infested by the most dangerous beasts
in the entire world.Copy !req
457. Hornswogglers and snozzwangers and
those terrible, wicked whangdoodles.Copy !req
458. I went to Loompaland looking for
exotic new flavors for candy.Copy !req
459. Instead...Copy !req
460. I found the Oompa-Loompas.Copy !req
461. They lived in tree houses to escape from
the fierce creatures who lived below.Copy !req
462. The Oompa-Loompas ate nothing but
green caterpillars, which tasted revolting.Copy !req
463. The Oompa-Loompas looked for things...Copy !req
464. to mash up with the caterpillars
to make them taste better:Copy !req
465. Red beetles,
the bark of the bong-bong tree.Copy !req
466. All of them beastly...Copy !req
467. but not quite so beastly
as the caterpillars.Copy !req
468. Mmm.Copy !req
469. But the food they longed for the most
was the cocoa bean.Copy !req
470. An Oompa-Loompa was lucky if he found
three or four cocoa beans a year.Copy !req
471. But, oh, how they craved them.Copy !req
472. All they'd ever think about
was cocoa beans.Copy !req
473. The cocoa bean is the thing from which
chocolate is made, so I told the chief:Copy !req
474. They are such wonderful workers.Copy !req
475. I feel I must warn you, though,
they are rather mischievous.Copy !req
476. Always making jokes.Copy !req
477. Augustus, my child,
that is not a good thing you do!Copy !req
478. Hey, little boy.Copy !req
479. My chocolate must be untouched
by human hands.Copy !req
480. Ah!Copy !req
481. He'll drown.Copy !req
482. He can't swim.Copy !req
483. Save him!Copy !req
484. Augustus! No!Copy !req
485. Augustus!Copy !req
486. Augustus, watch out!Copy !req
487. Ah!Copy !req
488. There he goes.Copy !req
489. - Ah!
- Call the fire brigade!Copy !req
490. It's a wonder how
that pipe is big enough.Copy !req
491. It isn't big enough.
He's slowing down.Copy !req
492. He's gonna stick.Copy !req
493. I think he has.Copy !req
494. He's blocked the whole pipe.Copy !req
495. Look. The Oompa-Loompas.Copy !req
496. Back off, you little freaks!Copy !req
497. What are they doing?Copy !req
498. They're going to treat us to a little song.
It is quite a special occasion.Copy !req
499. They haven't had a fresh audience
in many a moon.Copy !req
500. Ah!Copy !req
501. Bravo! Well done!Copy !req
502. Aren't they delightful?
Aren't they charming?Copy !req
503. - I say, that all seemed rather rehearsed.
- Like they knew it was gonna happen.Copy !req
504. Oh, poppycock.Copy !req
505. Where is my son?
Where does that pipe go to?Copy !req
506. That pipe, it just so happens to lead...Copy !req
507. directly to the room
where I make delicious...Copy !req
508. strawberry-flavored,
chocolate-coated fudge.Copy !req
509. He will be made into strawberry-flavored,
chocolate-coated fudge.Copy !req
510. They'll be selling him by the pound
all over the world?Copy !req
511. No. I wouldn't allow it.
The taste would be terrible.Copy !req
512. Can you imagine Augustus-flavored,
chocolate-coated Gloop? Ew.Copy !req
513. No one would buy it.Copy !req
514. I want you to take Mrs. Gloop
up to the Fudge Room, okay?Copy !req
515. Help her find her son.Copy !req
516. Take a long stick and start poking around
in the big chocolate-mixing barrel, okay?Copy !req
517. - Mr. Wonka?
- Huh?Copy !req
518. Why would Augustus' name already
be in the Oompa-Loompa song, unless...?Copy !req
519. Improvisation is a parlor trick.
Anyone can do it.Copy !req
520. You, little girl. Say something.Copy !req
521. - Anything.
- Chewing gum.Copy !req
522. Chewing gum is really gross
Chewing gum, I hate the most.Copy !req
523. See? Exactly the same.Copy !req
524. No, it isn't.Copy !req
525. Uh, you really shouldn't mumble.Copy !req
526. Because I can't understand
a word you're saying.Copy !req
527. Now, on with the tour.Copy !req
528. - Are the Oompa-Loompas really joking?
- Of course they're joking.Copy !req
529. That boy will be fine.Copy !req
530. What's so funny?Copy !req
531. I think it's from all those
doggone cocoa beans.Copy !req
532. Hey, by the way, did you guys know
that chocolate contains a property...Copy !req
533. that triggers the release of endorphins?
Gives one the feeling of being in love.Copy !req
534. You don't say.Copy !req
535. All aboard.Copy !req
536. Onward!Copy !req
537. Here.Copy !req
538. Try some of this. It'll do you good.
You look starved to death.Copy !req
539. - It's great.
- That's because it's mixed by waterfall.Copy !req
540. The waterfall is most important.Copy !req
541. Mixes the chocolate, churns it up,
makes it light and frothy.Copy !req
542. - No other factory in the world...
- You already said that.Copy !req
543. - You're all quite short, aren't you?
- Well, yeah. We're children.Copy !req
544. Well, that's no excuse.
I was never as short as you.Copy !req
545. - You were once.
- Was not. Know why?Copy !req
546. Because I distinctly remember
putting a hat on top of my head.Copy !req
547. Look at your short, little arms.
You could never reach.Copy !req
548. Do you even remember
what it was like being a kid?Copy !req
549. Oh, boy, do I.Copy !req
550. Do I?Copy !req
551. In fact, Willy Wonka...Copy !req
552. hadn't thought about his childhood
for years.Copy !req
553. Trick or treat!Copy !req
554. Trick or treat!Copy !req
555. Trick or treat!Copy !req
556. Who do we have here?Copy !req
557. Ruthie, Veronica, Terrance.Copy !req
558. And who's that under the sheet?Copy !req
559. Little Willy Wonka.Copy !req
560. Willy Wonka was the son
of the city's most famous dentist...Copy !req
561. Wilbur Wonka.Copy !req
562. Now...Copy !req
563. let's see what the damage is
this year, shall we?Copy !req
564. Caramels.Copy !req
565. They'd get stuck in your braces,
wouldn't they?Copy !req
566. Lollipops.Copy !req
567. Ought to be called
"cavities on a stick."Copy !req
568. Then we have all this...Copy !req
569. All this...Copy !req
570. chocolate.Copy !req
571. You know, just last week, I was reading
in a very important medical journal...Copy !req
572. that some children
are allergic to chocolate.Copy !req
573. Makes their noses itch.Copy !req
574. Maybe I'm not allergic.Copy !req
575. - I could try a piece.
- Really?Copy !req
576. But why take a chance?Copy !req
577. Mr. Wonka? Mr. Wonka?Copy !req
578. - We're headed for a tunnel.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
579. Full speed ahead.Copy !req
580. - How can they see where they're going?
- They can't.Copy !req
581. There's no knowing
where they're going.Copy !req
582. Switch on the lights!Copy !req
583. People, keep an eye out.Copy !req
584. We're passing some
very important rooms here.Copy !req
585. What do you use hair cream for?Copy !req
586. To lock in moisture.Copy !req
587. - Whipped cream.
- Precisely.Copy !req
588. That doesn't make sense.Copy !req
589. For your information, little girl...Copy !req
590. whipped cream isn't whipped cream at
all unless it's been whipped with whips.Copy !req
591. Everybody knows that.Copy !req
592. Stop the boat.
I wanna show you guys something.Copy !req
593. Now, this is the most important room
in the entire factory.Copy !req
594. Now, everyone, enjoy yourselves,
but just don't touch anything.Copy !req
595. Okay? Go on.Copy !req
596. Go on, scoot.Copy !req
597. Hey, Mr. Wonka, what's this?Copy !req
598. Oh. Let me show you.Copy !req
599. Thank you.Copy !req
600. These are Everlasting Gobstoppers.Copy !req
601. They're for children who are given
very little allowance.Copy !req
602. You can suck on it all year,
and it'll never get any smaller.Copy !req
603. - Isn't that neat?
- It's like gum.Copy !req
604. No. Gum is for chewing.Copy !req
605. If you tried chewing
one of these Gobstoppers...Copy !req
606. you'd break all your little teeth off.Copy !req
607. But they sure do taste terrific.Copy !req
608. And this is Hair Toffee.Copy !req
609. You suck down one of
these little boogers...Copy !req
610. and in exactly half an hour...Copy !req
611. a brand-new crop of hair will grow out
over the top of your little noggin.Copy !req
612. And a mustache. And a beard.Copy !req
613. - Who wants a beard?
- Well...Copy !req
614. beatniks, for one.
Folk singers and motorbike riders.Copy !req
615. You know, all those hip, jazzy,
super-cool, neat, keen and groovy cats.Copy !req
616. It's in the fridge, daddy-o.
Are you hep to the jive?Copy !req
617. Can you dig what I'm laying down?
I knew you could.Copy !req
618. Slide me some skin, soul brother.Copy !req
619. Unfortunately,
the mixture isn't right yet.Copy !req
620. Because an Oompa-Loompa
tried some yesterday, and, well, he...Copy !req
621. How are you today?Copy !req
622. You look great.Copy !req
623. Watch this.Copy !req
624. You mean that's it?Copy !req
625. Do you even know what "it" is?Copy !req
626. - It's gum.
- Yeah.Copy !req
627. It's a stick of the most amazing and
sensational gum in the whole universe.Copy !req
628. Know why? Know why?Copy !req
629. Because this gum is a full
three-course dinner all by itself.Copy !req
630. Why would anyone want that?Copy !req
631. "It will be the end of all kitchens
and all cooking."Copy !req
632. "Just a little strip of Wonka's magic
chewing gum and that is all you will..."Copy !req
633. "... ever need at breakfast,
lunch and dinner."Copy !req
634. "This piece of gum happens to be tomato
soup, roast beef and blueberry pie."Copy !req
635. It sounds great.Copy !req
636. - It sounds weird.
- It sounds like my kind of gum.Copy !req
637. I'd rather you didn't.
There are still some things that are...Copy !req
638. I'm the world-record holder in
chewing gum. I'm not afraid of anything.Copy !req
639. - How is it, honey?
- It's amazing!Copy !req
640. Tomato soup.
I can feel it running down my throat.Copy !req
641. Yeah. Spit it out.Copy !req
642. - Young lady, I think you'd better...
- It's changing.Copy !req
643. Roast beef, with baked potato.Copy !req
644. - Crispy skin and butter.
- Keep chewing kiddo.Copy !req
645. My little girl's gonna be the first person
to have a chewing-gum meal.Copy !req
646. Yeah. I'm just a little concerned
about the...Copy !req
647. Blueberry pie and ice cream!Copy !req
648. - That part.
- What's happening to her nose?Copy !req
649. It's turning blue.Copy !req
650. Your whole nose has gone purple.Copy !req
651. What do you mean?Copy !req
652. Violet, you're turning violet.Copy !req
653. - What's happening?
- I told you I hadn't quite got it right.Copy !req
654. Because it goes a little funny
when it gets to the dessert.Copy !req
655. It's the blueberry pie that does it.Copy !req
656. I'm terribly sorry.Copy !req
657. Mother? What's happening to me?Copy !req
658. She's swelling up.Copy !req
659. Like a blueberry.Copy !req
660. I've tried it on, like, 20 Oompa-Loompas,
and each one ended up as a blueberry.Copy !req
661. It's just weird.Copy !req
662. But I can't have a blueberry
as a daughter.Copy !req
663. How is she supposed to compete?Copy !req
664. You could put her in a county fair.Copy !req
665. Mr. Wonka!Copy !req
666. I want you to roll Miss Beauregarde
into the boat...Copy !req
667. and take her along to
the Juicing Room at once, okay?Copy !req
668. Juicing Room?
What are they gonna do to her there?Copy !req
669. They're gonna squeeze her.Copy !req
670. Like a little pimple.Copy !req
671. We gotta squeeze all that juice
out of her immediately.Copy !req
672. Mother, help me.Copy !req
673. Please.Copy !req
674. Come on.Copy !req
675. Let's boogie.Copy !req
676. Without the boat, we'll have to move
double-time to keep on schedule.Copy !req
677. There's too much to see.Copy !req
678. - Mr. Wonka?
- Yeah?Copy !req
679. Why did you decide to let people in?Copy !req
680. So they could see the factory,
of course.Copy !req
681. But why now? And why only five?Copy !req
682. What's the special prize,
and who gets it?Copy !req
683. The best kind of prize is a surprise.Copy !req
684. Will Violet always be a blueberry?Copy !req
685. No. Maybe. I don't know.Copy !req
686. That's what you get from chewing gum
all day. It's disgusting.Copy !req
687. If you hate gum so much,
why do you make it?Copy !req
688. Once again, you shouldn't mumble.
It's starting to bum me out.Copy !req
689. Can you remember the first candy
you ever ate?Copy !req
690. No.Copy !req
691. In fact, Willy Wonka did remember...Copy !req
692. the first candy he ever ate.Copy !req
693. I'm sorry, I was having a flashback.Copy !req
694. I see.Copy !req
695. These flashbacks happen often?Copy !req
696. Increasingly...Copy !req
697. today.Copy !req
698. Ah, this is a room I know all about.Copy !req
699. For you see, Mr. Wonka,
I, myself, am in the nut business.Copy !req
700. Are you using the Havermax 4000
to do your sorting?Copy !req
701. No.Copy !req
702. You're really weird.Copy !req
703. - Squirrels.
- Yeah. Squirrels.Copy !req
704. These squirrels are specially trained
to get the nuts out of shells.Copy !req
705. Why use squirrels?
Why not use Oompa-Loompas?Copy !req
706. Because only squirrels can get the whole
walnut out almost every single time.Copy !req
707. See how they tap them with their
knuckles to make sure it's not bad?Copy !req
708. Oh, look. Look.Copy !req
709. I think that one's got a bad nut.Copy !req
710. Daddy, I want a squirrel.Copy !req
711. Get me one of those squirrels.
I want one.Copy !req
712. Veruca, dear,
you have many marvelous pets.Copy !req
713. All I've got at home is one pony and
two dogs and four cats and six rabbits...Copy !req
714. and two parakeets and three canaries
and a green parrot and a turtle...Copy !req
715. and a silly old hamster.
I want a squirrel!Copy !req
716. All right, pet.Copy !req
717. Daddy will get you a squirrel
as soon as he possibly can.Copy !req
718. But I don't want any old squirrel,
I want a trained squirrel.Copy !req
719. Very well.Copy !req
720. Mr. Wonka, how much do you want
for one of these squirrels?Copy !req
721. Name your price.Copy !req
722. Oh, they're not for sale.
She can't have one.Copy !req
723. Daddy.Copy !req
724. I'm sorry, darling.Copy !req
725. Mr. Wonka's being unreasonable.Copy !req
726. If you won't get me a squirrel,
I'll get one myself.Copy !req
727. Veruca.Copy !req
728. Little girl?Copy !req
729. Veruca, come back here at once.Copy !req
730. Veruca.Copy !req
731. Little girl?Copy !req
732. Don't touch that squirrel's nuts.Copy !req
733. It'll make him crazy.Copy !req
734. I'll have you.Copy !req
735. MR.
Veruca.Copy !req
736. Veruca.Copy !req
737. No!Copy !req
738. Veruca!Copy !req
739. Let's find the key.Copy !req
740. Nope. Not that one.Copy !req
741. - Daddy!
- Veruca!Copy !req
742. No. It's not that one.Copy !req
743. There it is.Copy !req
744. There it isn't.Copy !req
745. Daddy, I want them to stop.Copy !req
746. What are they doing?Copy !req
747. They're testing to see
if she's a bad nut.Copy !req
748. Oh, my goodness.
She is a bad nut after all.Copy !req
749. MR.
Veruca!Copy !req
750. Daddy!Copy !req
751. Where are they taking her?Copy !req
752. Where all the other bad nuts go.
To the garbage chute.Copy !req
753. - Where does the chute go?
- To the incinerator.Copy !req
754. But don't worry.
We only light it on Tuesdays.Copy !req
755. Today is Tuesday.Copy !req
756. There's always the chance
they decided not to light it today.Copy !req
757. - Ah!
- Ah!Copy !req
758. Now, she may be stuck in the chute
just below the top.Copy !req
759. If that's the case, all you have to do
is just reach in and pull her out.Copy !req
760. Okay?Copy !req
761. Ah!Copy !req
762. Oh, really? Oh, good.Copy !req
763. I've just been informed
that the incinerator's broken.Copy !req
764. So there should be about three weeks
of rotten garbage to break their fall.Copy !req
765. Well, that's good news.Copy !req
766. Yeah.Copy !req
767. Well, let's keep on trucking.Copy !req
768. I don't know why
I didn't think of this earlier.Copy !req
769. The elevator's by far the most
efficient way to get around the factory.Copy !req
770. There can't be this many floors.Copy !req
771. How do you know, Mr. Smarty-Pants?Copy !req
772. This isn't an ordinary
up-and-down elevator, by the way.Copy !req
773. This elevator can go sideways,
longways, slantways...Copy !req
774. and any other ways
you can think of.Copy !req
775. You just press any button
and, whoosh, you're off.Copy !req
776. Oh, look. Look.Copy !req
777. Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to Fudge Mountain.Copy !req
778. Oh.Copy !req
779. I'd rather not talk about this one.Copy !req
780. This is the Puppet Hospital
and Burn Center.Copy !req
781. It's relatively new.Copy !req
782. Ah, the administration offices.Copy !req
783. Hello, Doris.Copy !req
784. Why is everything here
completely pointless?Copy !req
785. Candy doesn't have to have a point.Copy !req
786. That's why it's candy.Copy !req
787. It's stupid.Copy !req
788. Candy is a waste of time.Copy !req
789. No son of mine is going to be
a chocolatier.Copy !req
790. Then I'll run away.Copy !req
791. To Switzerland. Bavaria.Copy !req
792. The candy capitals of the world.Copy !req
793. Go ahead.Copy !req
794. But I won't be here
when you come back.Copy !req
795. Sorry, son.Copy !req
796. We're closing for the night.Copy !req
797. I wanna pick a room.Copy !req
798. Go ahead.Copy !req
799. Here.Copy !req
800. Put these on quick, and don't
take them off whatever you do.Copy !req
801. This light could burn your eyeballs
right out of your skulls.Copy !req
802. And we certainly don't want that,
now, do we?Copy !req
803. This is the testing room for my
very latest and greatest invention:Copy !req
804. Television Chocolate.Copy !req
805. One day it occurred to me:Copy !req
806. "Hey, if television can break up
a photograph...Copy !req
807. into millions and millions of tiny pieces
and send it whizzing through the air...Copy !req
808. then reassemble it
on the other end...Copy !req
809. why can't I do the same
with chocolate?Copy !req
810. Why can't I send a real bar
of chocolate...Copy !req
811. through the television,
all ready to be eaten?Copy !req
812. I'm not gonna touch it.
I'm not going in that direction.Copy !req
813. MR.
Sounds impossible.Copy !req
814. It is impossible.Copy !req
815. You don't understand anything
about science.Copy !req
816. First off, there's a difference between
waves and particles. Duh.Copy !req
817. Second, the amount of power it
would take to convert energy in matter...Copy !req
818. would be like nine atomic bombs.Copy !req
819. Mumbler!Copy !req
820. Seriously, I cannot understand
a single word you're saying.Copy !req
821. Okey-dokey.Copy !req
822. I shall now send a bar of chocolate
from one end of the room...Copy !req
823. to the other by television.Copy !req
824. Bring in the chocolate.Copy !req
825. It's gotta be real big
because you know how on TV...Copy !req
826. you can film a regular-size man,
and he comes out looking this tall?Copy !req
827. Same basic principle.Copy !req
828. It's gone.Copy !req
829. Told you. That chocolate is now rushing
through the air above our heads...Copy !req
830. in a million tiny little pieces.Copy !req
831. Come over here.
Come on. Come on. Come on!Copy !req
832. Watch the screen.Copy !req
833. Here it comes.Copy !req
834. Oh, look.Copy !req
835. - Take it.
- It's just a picture on a screen.Copy !req
836. Scaredy-cat.Copy !req
837. You take it.Copy !req
838. Go on. Just reach out and grab it.Copy !req
839. Go on.Copy !req
840. Holy buckets.Copy !req
841. Eat it. Go on.Copy !req
842. It'll be delicious. It's the same bar.Copy !req
843. It's just gotten a little smaller
on the journey, that's all.Copy !req
844. It's great.Copy !req
845. It's a miracle.Copy !req
846. So imagine, you're sitting at home
watching television...Copy !req
847. and suddenly a commercial will flash
onto the screen, and a voice will say:Copy !req
848. "Wonka's chocolates
are the best in the world."Copy !req
849. "If you don't believe us,
try one for yourself."Copy !req
850. And you simply reach out and take it.Copy !req
851. How about that?Copy !req
852. So can you send other things?Copy !req
853. Say, like, breakfast cereal?Copy !req
854. Do you have any idea
what breakfast cereal's made of?Copy !req
855. It's those little curly wooden shavings
you find in pencil sharpeners.Copy !req
856. But could you send it by TV
if you wanted to?Copy !req
857. - Of course I could.
- What about people?Copy !req
858. Well, why would I wanna send a person?
They don't taste very good at all.Copy !req
859. Don't you realize what you've invented?
It's a teleporter.Copy !req
860. It's the most important invention
in the history of the world.Copy !req
861. And all you think about is chocolate.Copy !req
862. Calm down, Mike.Copy !req
863. I think Mr. Wonka knows
what he's talking about.Copy !req
864. No, he doesn't. He has no idea.Copy !req
865. You think he's a genius,
but he's an idiot.Copy !req
866. But I'm not.Copy !req
867. Hey, little boy.Copy !req
868. Don't push my button.Copy !req
869. He's gone.Copy !req
870. Let's go check the television,
see what we get.Copy !req
871. I sure hope no part of him
gets left behind.Copy !req
872. What do you mean?Copy !req
873. Well, sometimes only half of
the little pieces find their way through.Copy !req
874. If you had to choose only one half
of your son, which one would it be?Copy !req
875. What kind of a question is that?Copy !req
876. No need to snap. Just a question.Copy !req
877. Try every channel.
I'm starting to feel a little anxious.Copy !req
878. - There he is.
- Mike.Copy !req
879. Ew, somebody grab him.Copy !req
880. Help me.Copy !req
881. Help me.Copy !req
882. Oh, thank heavens.
He's completely unharmed.Copy !req
883. Unharmed?
What are you talking about?Copy !req
884. Just put me back in the other way.Copy !req
885. There is no other way.Copy !req
886. It's television, not telephone.
There's quite a difference.Copy !req
887. And what exactly do you propose
to do about it?Copy !req
888. I don't know.Copy !req
889. But young men are extremely springy.
They stretch like mad.Copy !req
890. - Let's go put him in the taffy puller.
- Taffy puller?Copy !req
891. Hey, that was my idea.Copy !req
892. Boy, is he gonna be skinny.Copy !req
893. Yeah.Copy !req
894. Taffy puller.Copy !req
895. I want you to take Mr. Teavee
and his...Copy !req
896. little boy up to
the taffy puller, okay?Copy !req
897. Stretch him out.Copy !req
898. On with the tour.Copy !req
899. There's still so much left to see.Copy !req
900. Now, how many children are left?Copy !req
901. Mr. Wonka,
Charlie's the only one left now.Copy !req
902. You mean, you're the only one?Copy !req
903. Yes.Copy !req
904. What happened to the others?Copy !req
905. Oh, my dear boy,
but that means you've won.Copy !req
906. Oh, I do congratulate you. I really do.Copy !req
907. I'm absolutely delighted.Copy !req
908. I had a hunch right from the beginning.
Well done.Copy !req
909. Now, we mustn't dilly or dally.Copy !req
910. We have an enormous number
of things to do before the day's out.Copy !req
911. But luckily for us, we have the great
glass elevator to speed things along...Copy !req
912. Speed things along.Copy !req
913. Come on.Copy !req
914. "Up and Out"?
What kind of room is that?Copy !req
915. Hold on.Copy !req
916. Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
917. We're gonna need to go much faster,
otherwise we'll just never break through.Copy !req
918. Break through what?Copy !req
919. I've been longing to press
that button for years.Copy !req
920. Well, here we go. Up and out.Copy !req
921. - But do you really mean...?
- Yeah. I do.Copy !req
922. But it's made of glass.Copy !req
923. It'll smash into a million pieces.Copy !req
924. Augustus, please
don't eat your fingers.Copy !req
925. But I taste so good.Copy !req
926. Look, Mother.
I'm much more flexible now.Copy !req
927. Yes, but you're blue.Copy !req
928. Daddy, I want a flying glass elevator.Copy !req
929. Veruca, the only thing you're getting
today is a bath, and that's final.Copy !req
930. But I want it.Copy !req
931. Where do you live?Copy !req
932. Right over there. That little house.Copy !req
933. What time do you think
they'll be back?Copy !req
934. Hard to know, dear.Copy !req
935. I think there's someone at the door.Copy !req
936. Hi, Mom.Copy !req
937. Mom. Dad. We're back.Copy !req
938. MR. Charlie.
MRS. Charlie.Copy !req
939. Goodness.Copy !req
940. This is Willy Wonka.
He gave us a ride home.Copy !req
941. I see that.Copy !req
942. You must be the boy's...Copy !req
943. - Parents?
- Yeah. That.Copy !req
944. He says Charlie's won something.Copy !req
945. Not just some something.Copy !req
946. The most "something" something
of any something that's ever been.Copy !req
947. I'm gonna give this little boy
my entire factory.Copy !req
948. You must be joking.Copy !req
949. No, really. It's true.Copy !req
950. Because you see, a few months ago,
I was having my semiannual haircut...Copy !req
951. and I had the strangest revelation.Copy !req
952. In that one silver hair...Copy !req
953. I saw reflected my life's work...Copy !req
954. my factory,
my beloved Oompa-Loompas.Copy !req
955. Who would watch over them
after I was gone?Copy !req
956. I realized in that moment:Copy !req
957. I must find a heir.Copy !req
958. And I did, Charlie.Copy !req
959. You.Copy !req
960. That's why you sent out
the golden tickets.Copy !req
961. Uh-huh.Copy !req
962. What are Oompa-Loompas?Copy !req
963. I invited five children to the factory...Copy !req
964. and the one who was the least rotten
would be the winner.Copy !req
965. That's you, Charlie.Copy !req
966. So, what do you say?Copy !req
967. Are you ready to leave all this behind
and come live with me at the factory?Copy !req
968. Sure. Of course.Copy !req
969. I mean, it's all right
if my family come too?Copy !req
970. Oh, my dear boy, of course they can't.Copy !req
971. You can't run a chocolate factory...Copy !req
972. with a family hanging over you
like an old, dead goose. No offense.Copy !req
973. None taken, jerk.Copy !req
974. A chocolatier has to run free and solo.Copy !req
975. He has to follow his dreams.
Gosh darn the consequences.Copy !req
976. Look at me.Copy !req
977. I had no family,
and I'm a giant success.Copy !req
978. So if I go with you to the factory,
I won't ever see my family again?Copy !req
979. Yeah. Consider that a bonus.Copy !req
980. Then I'm not going.Copy !req
981. I wouldn't give up my family
for anything.Copy !req
982. Not for all the chocolate in the world.Copy !req
983. Oh, I see.Copy !req
984. That's weird.Copy !req
985. There's other candy too
besides chocolate.Copy !req
986. I'm sorry, Mr. Wonka.
I'm staying here.Copy !req
987. Wow.Copy !req
988. Well, that's just...Copy !req
989. unexpected...Copy !req
990. and weird.Copy !req
991. But I suppose, in that case, I'll just...Copy !req
992. Goodbye, then.Copy !req
993. Sure you won't change your mind?Copy !req
994. I'm sure.Copy !req
995. Okay. Bye.Copy !req
996. Things are going to get much better.Copy !req
997. And for once, Grandma Georgina...Copy !req
998. knew exactly what
she was talking about.Copy !req
999. The next morning, Charlie helped
his parents fix the hole in the roof.Copy !req
1000. Grandpa Joe spent the whole day
out of bed.Copy !req
1001. He didn't feel tired at all.Copy !req
1002. Charlie's father got a better job
at the toothpaste factory...Copy !req
1003. repairing the machine
that had replaced him.Copy !req
1004. Things had never been better
for the Bucket family.Copy !req
1005. The same could not be said
for Willy Wonka.Copy !req
1006. I can't put my finger on it.Copy !req
1007. Candy's the only thing
I was ever certain of...Copy !req
1008. and now I'm just not
certain at all.Copy !req
1009. I don't know which flavors to make
or which ideas to try.Copy !req
1010. I'm second-guessing myself,
which is nuts.Copy !req
1011. I've always made whatever candy
I felt like, and I...Copy !req
1012. That's just it, isn't it?Copy !req
1013. I make the candy I feel like, but now
I feel terrible, so the candy's terrible.Copy !req
1014. You're very good.Copy !req
1015. Pity about that chocolate fellow,
Wendell... Walter.Copy !req
1016. - Willy Wonka.
- That's the one.Copy !req
1017. Says here in the paper his new candies
aren't selling very well.Copy !req
1018. But I suppose maybe he's just
a rotten egg who deserves it.Copy !req
1019. - Yep.
- Oh, really?Copy !req
1020. You ever met him?Copy !req
1021. I did.Copy !req
1022. I thought he was great at first,
but then he didn't turn out so nice.Copy !req
1023. He also has a funny haircut.Copy !req
1024. I do not!Copy !req
1025. - Why are you here?
- I don't feel so hot.Copy !req
1026. What makes you feel better
when you feel terrible?Copy !req
1027. My family.Copy !req
1028. Ew.Copy !req
1029. What do you have against my family?Copy !req
1030. It's not just your family.
It's the whole idea of...Copy !req
1031. They tell you what to do,
what not to do...Copy !req
1032. and it's not conducive
to a creative atmosphere.Copy !req
1033. Usually they're just trying to protect you
because they love you.Copy !req
1034. If you don't believe me,
you should ask.Copy !req
1035. Ask who? My father?Copy !req
1036. No way.Copy !req
1037. At least, not by myself.Copy !req
1038. You want me to go with you?Copy !req
1039. Hey. Hey, what a good idea. Yeah!Copy !req
1040. And you know what?
I've got transport...Copy !req
1041. I have to be more careful
where I park this thing.Copy !req
1042. I think we've got the wrong house.Copy !req
1043. Do you have an appointment?Copy !req
1044. No. But he's overdue.Copy !req
1045. Open.Copy !req
1046. Now, let's see what the damage is,
shall we?Copy !req
1047. Heavens.Copy !req
1048. I haven't seen bicuspids
like these since...Copy !req
1049. Since...Copy !req
1050. Willy?Copy !req
1051. Hi, Dad.Copy !req
1052. All these years...Copy !req
1053. and you haven't flossed.Copy !req
1054. Not once.Copy !req
1055. It was on this day...Copy !req
1056. that Willy Wonka
repeated his offer to Charlie...Copy !req
1057. who accepted on one condition.Copy !req
1058. Sorry we're late.
We were brainstorming.Copy !req
1059. Thought I heard thunder.Copy !req
1060. - You staying for dinner, Willy?
- Yes, please.Copy !req
1061. I'll shuffle the plates.Copy !req
1062. You smell like peanuts.Copy !req
1063. - I love peanuts.
- Oh, thank you.Copy !req
1064. You smell like...Copy !req
1065. old people and soap.Copy !req
1066. I like it.Copy !req
1067. Elbows off the table, Charlie.Copy !req
1068. How do you feel about
little raspberry kites?Copy !req
1069. With licorice instead of string.Copy !req
1070. - Boys, no business at the dinner table.
- Sorry, Mom.Copy !req
1071. I think you're on to something,
though, Charlie.Copy !req
1072. In the end Charlie Bucket
won a chocolate factory.Copy !req
1073. But Willy Wonka got something
even better:Copy !req
1074. A family.Copy !req
1075. And one thing was
absolutely certainCopy !req
1076. Life had never been sweeter.Copy !req