1. Ladies and gentlemen,
this final round match will be
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three tie-break sets.
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3. To the right of my chair,
we have Patrick Zweig.
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4. Yes, Patrick!
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and has elected to serve.
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9. - All right!
- All right, let's bring it!
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10. Hey, we love you, Art!
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12. Ready? Play.
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13. Out!
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Go, go.
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that ankle's jammed.
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from here.
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and I want you to inhale.
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let's check out today's
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Mary Jo, let's be honest...
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Donaldson is a huge favorite
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Du Maurier.
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he had surgery last year...
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booked at 8:00,
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in about 15 minutes.
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he'll be ready by then.
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as a qualifier...
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- Lily,
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with your breakfast.
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and play well.
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to end that losing streak
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going for this year.
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Grand Slam titles,
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two Aussie Opens,
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chasing in vain,
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that elusive US Open title
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the Career Slam.
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any shot that he gets it this year?
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on the results this season,
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tough for him.
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like Art out of the conversation.
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he's in really good shape,
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support team around him.
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who also is his wife,
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of people to his team.
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and he's got a new hitting partner.
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for him to do well.
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his game back on track.
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his fans are hoping we'll start
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to go check on the car.
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- No, who says that?
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- You said that.
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- No,
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come on.
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into that mindset.
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And you know he's got
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going for him here.
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he likes this tournament,
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a great record on hard courts.
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going to go to work,
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are gonna do some reading,
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at the pool.
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keep reading the book
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we finished that one.
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reading the one...
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a massager in the car?
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- No, the other one.
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it's in there.
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into as many backhand rallies as you can.
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and he wants to use it
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so take it away from him.
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and e-cigarettes
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on event grounds
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smoking areas.
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Mr. Donaldson, would you?
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- No problem.
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- Did you see that look?
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109. - He's gonna crush me, huh?
- Don't think about it, Leo.
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this match is looking like
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from Donaldson.
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to find his footing.
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the confidence he needs.
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119. - Out!
- Ouch,
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be missing shots like that.
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- He was playing really well.
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the frustration setting in.
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out of Cincinnati.
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127. - Baby.
- Might as well
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your year then, why bother?
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It's a confidence thing.
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confidence back.
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like that, you are.
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to have a recovery like yours.
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fucking stab someone.
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138. I think that
they're almost done, okay?
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139. - Where are they?
- In the living room.
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from earlier today.
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we could watch it.
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to get you to play again?
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need me to do, hmm?
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- Mommy?
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- Can we watch Spider-Verse?
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Of course we can. Come here.
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tennis right now.
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talking about tennis.
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start it with Grandma?
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I'll come in a second
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and watch it together.
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- What do they have
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I don't know, I...
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We can just be rich people.
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think you can handle.
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the foundation full-time.
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a tennis player.
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well, we need to get you
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Not like this.
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176. - That's a challenger.
- Yeah, I know that.
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Maybe we can get you a wildcard.
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- Hmm.
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by guys like Du Maurier.
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who can shake your fucking confidence.
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186. Phil's Tire Town Challenger.
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187. - Don't get knocked out the first round.
- You're evil.
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188. Yeah, well, I'm gonna call Tom,
see if he can get you in the draw.
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189. - Hey.
- Yeah.
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you'd pay the first serve today?
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He looks like he doesn't
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I'm exhausted.
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a bed to every tired person
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asking for one...
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not a business.
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- You know the tournament down the road?
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- Right, right.
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- Well, you get $7,000 if you win.
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just for qualifying.
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to stay tonight
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my first match.
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and gave it to you?
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Look at this guy.
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tennis player.
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- I don't know,
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- Carl, he smells.
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- He's an athlete.
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- He doesn't look
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he looks like a hobo.
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very handsome hobo.
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he can't pay for the room.
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from the website.
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some renovations.
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maybe update your pictures
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to use your GPS to hire...
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I'm playing at the...
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- No.
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- No, no, no.
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I'm a player.
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for check-in.
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She's just setting up.
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254. Oh, wow!
That's right.
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don't remember this,
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one of the line judges
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back in '06.
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to have you here.
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against Grosu this afternoon.
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Supposed to get a little windy mid-week,
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before the finals.
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- I was wondering,
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on the prize money?
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- Just because I'm...
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a minimum of $400
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knocked out today.
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out the winnings until
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through the tournament.
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with my card at the hotel.
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- You could
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a last-minute wildcard.
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- Go, let's go!
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audible obscenity.
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- Come on, Art.
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You got this.
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another penalty.
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- Yeah!
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- Hey, guys!
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- Good one, man.
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- Good one, man.
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Let's go!
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- Mm-hmm.
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demolish me tomorrow?
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- Listen,
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that you're going to win.
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- I'm just saying,
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maybe a set.
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I can just give it to you.
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- Yeah.
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- I mean,
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a kid who wins juniors
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an actually great player,
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in, like, the top 300.
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- You said,
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about winning the doubles trophy.
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That was just you and me.
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you can't just retire.
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I really beat you.
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on this or something?
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she's gonna be watching
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She keeps calling me
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how proud she is.
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with your dying grandmother.
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about the party on Long Island?
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- Yeah.
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- Yeah, I'm not going.
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a final tomorrow.
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- Mm-hmm.
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You've never seen her in person.
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- You mean her game?
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she's the hottest woman I've ever seen.
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of the Junior Australian Open,
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this final round match
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of three tie-break sets.
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from Switzerland,
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from the United States,
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and elected to serve.
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Ready?
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fucking backhand.
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into millionaires.
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for Girls.
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off the streets
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- Come on. Don't make fun, man.
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young woman.
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she's a pillar of the community.
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with a racket.
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Look, Anna Mueller.
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- Oy.
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- Art Donaldson.
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- In the flesh.
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fucking incredible today.
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- No, really. I mean,
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like, tennis.
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different game.
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She's a sore loser
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to Stanford, right?
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I just accepted my offer
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- Yeah.
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- You're not going pro?
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playing college tennis?
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for a second.
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- Uh, okay.
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take pictures.
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meeting you both.
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- Yeah.
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That was it.
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stick around,
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- No, no, that'll seem too desperate.
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for the shuttle back to the hotel.
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for me a little bit.
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Great, great. Good job.
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- Yeah. Let's go.
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Miss Stanford University.
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- Hi!
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- Uh-huh, yeah.
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preparing or something?
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- I think we both know
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it's cool that you stayed.
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- Yeah.
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that point earlier...
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- Cigarettes?
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- No.
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- Yeah.
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to the beach?
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isn't it?
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What do you mean? It's nice.
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Copy !req
442. Like, they wanna be
feudal lords or something.
Copy !req
443. Oh, and what does
your parents' place look like?
Copy !req
444. Exactly.
Copy !req
445. - Not like this.
- No, it's bigger.
Copy !req
446. No. I mean, yeah,
technically it is. Yeah.
Copy !req
447. So, I have to ask
you about this Stanford thing.
Copy !req
448. Okay.
Copy !req
449. What's the angle?
Copy !req
450. Why do you want to go beat up
on a bunch of girls
Copy !req
451. who were the best players
at their high schools?
Copy !req
452. You know,
they offer classes in college.
Copy !req
453. I don't want my only skill in life
to be hitting a ball with a racket.
Copy !req
454. I get it.
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455. You're making us
wait for you.
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456. The 18-year-old
tennis phenomenon
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457. who cares about
her education.
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458. Is this why you
came to my party?
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459. It's brilliant. Seriously.
Copy !req
460. I can already see
the Adidas campaign.
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461. And when are you going pro?
Copy !req
462. Soon as I can.
Copy !req
463. Hitting a ball with a racket
is a great way
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464. to avoid having a job.
Copy !req
465. Well, that's also
your problem.
Copy !req
466. 'Cause you think
that tennis is about
Copy !req
467. expressing yourself,
doing your thing.
Copy !req
468. - That's why you still have that serve.
- It works.
Copy !req
469. Yeah, but you're not
a tennis player.
Copy !req
470. You don't know
what tennis is.
Copy !req
471. What is it?
Copy !req
472. It's a relationship.
Copy !req
473. Is that what you
and Anna Mueller had today?
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474. It is, actually.
Copy !req
475. For about 15 seconds there,
we were actually playing tennis,
Copy !req
476. and we understood
each other completely.
Copy !req
477. So did everyone watching.
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478. It was like we were in love.
Copy !req
479. Or like we didn't exist.
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480. We went somewhere
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481. really beautiful together.
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482. You screamed.
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483. When you hit the winner.
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484. Never heard
anything like it before.
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485. I should go
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486. before my dad comes
looking for me.
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487. - I'll see you at school, Art.
- Wait,
Copy !req
488. - are you on Facebook?
- What?
Copy !req
489. He's asking
for your number.
Copy !req
490. And so am I.
Copy !req
491. - You both want my number?
- Very much so, yeah.
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492. - Yeah.
- Okay, well,
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493. - I'm not a homewrecker.
- We don't live together.
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494. - It's an open relationship.
- Also, Patrick has a girlfriend.
Copy !req
495. I do not. Hey,
come hang out with us later.
Copy !req
496. They put you up at the hotel
in Flushing, right?
Copy !req
497. - We're in Room 206.
- Want me to come tuck you in?
Copy !req
498. No. We just keep talking...
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499. About tennis.
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500. Good night.
Copy !req
501. - We have beer.
- Okay.
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502. I'm looking
in my bag right now.
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503. Did you look
in the small pocket on the side?
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504. I promise that's in there.
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505. It's broken.
Copy !req
506. - And she's not coming.
- She might.
Copy !req
507. You made it sound like
we wanted to fuck her in here.
Copy !req
508. We do want to
fuck her in here.
Copy !req
509. Okay, yeah, maybe.
But what was your plan?
Copy !req
510. All right, let's say she did come over.
Then what?
Copy !req
511. We just like,
keep shooting our shot
Copy !req
512. until she ends up making out
with one of us, hopefully,
Copy !req
513. and the other one,
sits in the bathroom?
Copy !req
514. Sure, if it came to that.
Copy !req
515. - What? You think that's beneath you?
- I think it's beneath her.
Copy !req
516. What if she chooses you?
Copy !req
517. You won't feel comfortable
sending me away?
Copy !req
518. She's not coming, Patrick!
Copy !req
519. - Art!
- What?
Copy !req
520. - Fucking ash!
- I found it.
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521. Oh, dude.
Copy !req
522. Wait.
Copy !req
523. Oh, shit.
Copy !req
524. - Hi!
- Hey!
Copy !req
525. Did you guys go to, like,
Mommy And Me classes together?
Copy !req
526. What?
You just seem like brothers.
Copy !req
527. Well, that's what the Mark Rebellato
Tennis Academy will do for you.
Copy !req
528. Oh. Right, right, right.
Copy !req
529. You guys went
to boarding school.
Copy !req
530. Mm. We've been bunkmates
since we were 12.
Copy !req
531. - So...
- That's really cute.
Copy !req
532. You ever thought about
doing something like that?
Copy !req
533. - Boarding school?
- Mm.
Copy !req
534. No. No, no, no.
We couldn't afford it.
Copy !req
535. And even if I could get
a scholarship or something,
Copy !req
536. there's no way that
my parents would want me
Copy !req
537. coming of age
in an environment like that.
Copy !req
538. Huh.
Copy !req
539. Why? What were
they afraid of?
Copy !req
540. - Oh, yeah.
- Right.
Copy !req
541. So, um, is that
where you met your girlfriend?
Copy !req
542. Oh, she's not my, um...
Copy !req
543. Yeah, yeah.
Copy !req
544. And you?
Why aren't you pretending
Copy !req
545. not to have a girlfriend?
Copy !req
546. - Art's in between ladies.
- Oh, no, no.
Copy !req
547. That makes it sound
like I'm some sort of...
Copy !req
548. - Player.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
549. Yeah,
Art does fine for himself.
Copy !req
550. I mean, look at him.
Copy !req
551. So...
Copy !req
552. How often
does this happen?
Copy !req
553. - Uh...
- Going after the same girl.
Copy !req
554. Not as often
as you think actually.
Copy !req
555. - Really?
- No.
Copy !req
556. Yeah, no, we, uh...
Copy !req
557. We usually have
different types.
Copy !req
558. Hmm. So you're saying
I should be flattered?
Copy !req
559. - Well...
- No.
Copy !req
560. Aren't you
everybody's type?
Copy !req
561. What about the two of you?
Copy !req
562. What do you mean?
Copy !req
563. Oh!
Copy !req
564. No.
Copy !req
565. No.
Copy !req
566. Why? Is that surprising?
Copy !req
567. What?
Copy !req
568. - Well...
- No.
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569. - I mean...
- No.
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570. - Patrick, no.
- Sorry.
Copy !req
571. Yes. I think you need
to tell me now.
Copy !req
572. - No.
- I think it's a sweet story.
Copy !req
573. - Uh-huh. All right.
- Well, let's hear it.
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574. Yeah, no, go ahead.
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575. Uh...
Copy !req
576. I taught Art
how to jerk off, so.
Copy !req
577. Okay. Patrick was
an early bloomer, okay?
Copy !req
578. And I think
that I was on time.
Copy !req
579. And one time,
when we were 12,
Copy !req
580. he thought I was asleep
and he was, you know...
Copy !req
581. - Jerking off.
- Jerking off. And, yeah...
Copy !req
582. And I asked him,
"What are you doing?"
Copy !req
583. And he told me.
Copy !req
584. - He's jerking off.
- Jerking off.
Copy !req
585. He asked me if I had ever done it before
and I told him no.
Copy !req
586. And so, he just...
Copy !req
587. He showed me how.
Copy !req
588. What do you mean
he showed you how?
Copy !req
589. No. I mean...
Copy !req
590. - Well...
- I mean, he did it
Copy !req
591. - on his bed.
- Okay.
Copy !req
592. I did it on my bed. We did it together,
but like on opposite sides...
Copy !req
593. - in the room.
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
594. You know.
Copy !req
595. Silent?
Copy !req
596. - Oh, no, no.
- No, no.
Copy !req
597. No, we were talking
about Kat, weren't we?
Copy !req
598. - Kat Zimmerman.
- Patrick said
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599. - it's always better...
- Yeah.
Copy !req
600. if you're like thinking
about somebody
Copy !req
601. when you're doing it.
And so I asked him
Copy !req
602. who you're thinking about,
and he was talking about this girl,
Copy !req
603. - Kat Zimmerman.
- Kat Zimmerman.
Copy !req
604. And so, I thought
about her, too.
Copy !req
605. - Wow.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
606. Okay,
and who finished first?
Copy !req
607. - Oh, I don't remember.
- I think you.
Copy !req
608. And, well,
how was it afterwards?
Copy !req
609. I think Art
was a little surprised
Copy !req
610. by the whole thing.
He was...
Copy !req
611. He was just sitting there
covered in all of it.
Copy !req
612. - What?
- He looked like a kid
Copy !req
613. who'd spilled milk
all over his lap.
Copy !req
614. Jesus, Patrick!
Copy !req
615. I knew enough already
at this point
Copy !req
616. - to have a sock nearby.
- Right.
Copy !req
617. Forgot to tell Art
about that part.
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618. Yeah.
Copy !req
619. Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
620. Yeah, so.
Copy !req
621. - Yeah.
- Right. Okay.
Copy !req
622. And what about
Miss Zimmerman?
Copy !req
623. Whatever happened to her?
You guys...
Copy !req
624. Neither of us...
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625. She got injured
a week later and had to quit.
Copy !req
626. Really?
Copy !req
627. She wasn't
very good in the first place.
Copy !req
628. - No, she sucked.
- Yeah.
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629. Yeah.
Copy !req
630. Yeah, no, you're right.
That is a very cute story.
Copy !req
631. Thanks.
Copy !req
632. We're out of beer.
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633. Um...
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634. Come here.
Copy !req
635. Which one of us would you...
Copy !req
636. Okay.
Copy !req
637. I'm going to bed.
Copy !req
638. What about your number?
Copy !req
639. - I told you, I'm not a homewrecker.
- Please.
Copy !req
640. Um...
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641. Okay, uh...
Copy !req
642. I will be watching
your match tomorrow.
Copy !req
643. Whoever wins
can have my number.
Copy !req
644. All right.
Copy !req
645. You can beat him,
you know that.
Copy !req
646. You should
beat him actually.
Copy !req
647. Are you saying
you want me to?
Copy !req
648. I'm saying you're not going
to get my number if you don't.
Copy !req
649. But what do you want?
Copy !req
650. I want to watch
some good fucking tennis.
Copy !req
651. Good night.
Copy !req
652. Remember when you said
you'd let me win?
Copy !req
653. That was
a lifetime ago.
Copy !req
654. - What about my grandmother?
- Hope she has
Copy !req
655. a fucking stroke.
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656. Wow.
Copy !req
657. Thirty, forty.
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658. That's how you do it!
Copy !req
659. Nice!
That's the way you play!
Copy !req
660. Go!
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661. Thirty, love.
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662. - Forty, love.
- Come on, Art, you got this!
Copy !req
663. - It's not over, Art!
- Hang in there, Art!
Copy !req
664. Fault!
Copy !req
665. Game and first set, Zweig.
Copy !req
666. Zweig leads one set to love.
Copy !req
667. So stupid losing
to guys like this, Victor.
Copy !req
668. Fucking idiot.
Copy !req
669. Fuck.
Copy !req
670. Nice match, Zweig.
Copy !req
671. You too, Grosu.
Copy !req
672. Tough break.
Copy !req
673. Calm, Victor.
Copy !req
674. What are you doing
with your life?
Copy !req
675. How did you get like this?
Copy !req
676. You can't beat some
fucking loser like him?
Copy !req
677. How can you call yourself...
Copy !req
678. So, do you,
like, play at Wimbledon
Copy !req
679. or the US Open or what?
Copy !req
680. Yeah, sometimes.
When I qualify.
Copy !req
681. - Really?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
682. What does that mean?
Copy !req
683. Well, those big tournaments
usually have spots for 128 players.
Copy !req
684. So if you're ranked
in the top 100,
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685. then you instantly get a spot,
Copy !req
686. but everyone else has
to play a sort of, uh,
Copy !req
687. tournament before
the tournament.
Copy !req
688. - Okay.
- Some years I make it,
Copy !req
689. some years I don't.
Copy !req
690. But, um, if I win this thing
in New Rochelle,
Copy !req
691. my ranking will be
high enough for the Open.
Copy !req
692. So, you'll get a spot?
Copy !req
693. I'll get a spot
in the qualifiers.
Copy !req
694. Oh, okay.
Copy !req
695. I told you tennis is boring.
Copy !req
696. No, really...
Copy !req
697. It's, um, it's interesting.
Copy !req
698. Excuse me.
Copy !req
699. Can I get a tea
with some lemon?
Copy !req
700. Coming right up.
Copy !req
701. Uh, so, tell me
about real estate law.
Copy !req
702. Uh, I don't know,
well, um...
Copy !req
703. - My firm...
- Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
704. Well, it's not my firm,
but the firm that I work for,
Copy !req
705. we actually do something
called estate planning.
Copy !req
706. Which is a little different.
Copy !req
707. I used to do real estate law
with this firm in Hartsdale...
Copy !req
708. which I don't know
if you know where that is
Copy !req
709. - but it's just five minutes...
- Thank you.
Copy !req
710. down the road
if you're driving,
Copy !req
711. but, um, yeah,
I left that firm.
Copy !req
712. It was small. Anyway.
Copy !req
713. - Um, I deal with trusts and...
- Trust.
Copy !req
714. uh, power of attorney...
Copy !req
715. Go ask them about the beds.
Copy !req
716. - Oh, okay.
- Okay.
Copy !req
717. Do you want us to wait
to FaceTime with Dad?
Copy !req
718. No, no, it's okay.
Do you mind taking this upstairs for me?
Copy !req
719. - Okay. Sure.
- Okay. Love you.
Copy !req
720. - We'll be right up.
- All right, honey.
Copy !req
721. All right, see you.
Copy !req
722. Anything that, you know,
you have to deal with
Copy !req
723. when someone crosses over...
Copy !req
724. - Are you okay?
- Huh?
Copy !req
725. Are you... Are you okay?
Copy !req
726. Uh, yeah. Yeah.
Copy !req
727. Can you excuse me?
I just have to...
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728. Yeah.
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729. What the fuck
are you doing here?
Copy !req
730. I'm playing
at the Challenger.
Copy !req
731. Yeah, I know that.
Copy !req
732. But you're not staying here,
are you?
Copy !req
733. No. Why are you staying here?
Copy !req
734. I assumed you guys would
rent a villa or something.
Copy !req
735. Lily likes hotels.
Copy !req
736. Our daughter.
Copy !req
737. Oh.
Copy !req
738. Art can't see us together.
He already thinks
Copy !req
739. I planned this
to humiliate him.
Copy !req
740. Didn't you?
Copy !req
741. Not this part.
Copy !req
742. Are you on a fucking date?
Copy !req
743. No.
Copy !req
744. Well, yeah, but it's not...
Copy !req
745. I just need
a place to sleep.
Copy !req
746. - What?
- Wow.
Copy !req
747. Can't all stay at the Ritz.
Copy !req
748. Mm. Okay, well.
Copy !req
749. Can you seal the deal
and leave?
Copy !req
750. You're on opposite sides
of the draw.
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751. You're not gonna play each other unless
you're both in the final.
Copy !req
752. I don't think we have
to worry about that.
Copy !req
753. No, you typically fall apart
in the second round.
Copy !req
754. Your mom looks good.
Copy !req
755. I know she does, Patrick.
Copy !req
756. Do me a favor.
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757. Stay the fuck
away from us.
Copy !req
758. Sorry, that was a, uh...
Copy !req
759. Uh, hey...
Copy !req
760. Junior training sessions
Copy !req
761. will now take place
on court six.
Copy !req
762. Will Coach Stevens
Copy !req
763. please report to
the main office?
Copy !req
764. Coach Stevens.
Copy !req
765. What do you mean
you won't say?
Copy !req
766. - I don't kiss and tell.
- Since when?
Copy !req
767. Since she told me
she'd stop seeing me if I told anyone.
Copy !req
768. And go!
Copy !req
769. - Yep, yep, good.
- All right.
Copy !req
770. Right, but she had to know
that you were gonna talk to me.
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771. She didn't indicate that
there were any exceptions.
Copy !req
772. All right, fine.
Then give me a signal.
Copy !req
773. Isn't this hard
for you to hear?
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774. Like, wouldn't you
rather not?
Copy !req
775. No. I'm very happy for you.
Copy !req
776. I just don't wanna
feel left out.
Copy !req
777. There you go!
Copy !req
778. Okay, how about this?
Copy !req
779. If the two of you slept together,
do a normal serve.
Copy !req
780. - Art.
- I'm not asking
Copy !req
781. you to tell me.
I'm just saying,
Copy !req
782. if you fucked,
serve like me.
Copy !req
783. - Like you?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
784. You know you have
a tic, right?
Copy !req
785. Before you throw the ball up
Copy !req
786. you place it in the exact center
of the neck of the racket.
Copy !req
787. Okay, fine, yeah.
Do that. If you fucked.
Copy !req
788. I'm not telling you
anything, Art.
Copy !req
789. You won't be telling me anything.
Come on.
Copy !req
790. - Everything okay?
- I'm okay, thank you.
Copy !req
791. - Excuse me, Tashi.
- No, it's okay.
Copy !req
792. - Thank you.
- Thank you.
Copy !req
793. Of course.
Copy !req
794. Time. Second set.
Donaldson to serve.
Copy !req
795. There you go!
Copy !req
796. He's pretty funny.
Copy !req
797. He's, like,
always cracking jokes.
Copy !req
798. It just sounds so hard.
Copy !req
799. It's not.
Copy !req
800. I don't know I feel,
like, out of all my classes...
Copy !req
801. All right,
so when are you going pro?
Copy !req
802. Um, well,
if we win the championship,
Copy !req
803. - then I'll leave.
- So, May.
Copy !req
804. - I said, if we win.
- Right. So, May.
Copy !req
805. Um...
Copy !req
806. Did Patrick tell you
he's coming
Copy !req
807. - to the Pepperdine match?
- Hmm. Yeah, he told me.
Copy !req
808. We should get dinner
or something.
Copy !req
809. Sure. If you want.
Copy !req
810. What's up?
Copy !req
811. Nothing.
Copy !req
812. Art.
Copy !req
813. The whole thing you're doing,
you're not good at it.
Copy !req
814. - It's fucking stupid.
- I'm not doing a thing.
Copy !req
815. I'm just surprised that you guys are
still seeing each other.
Copy !req
816. That's all.
Copy !req
817. - Okay.
- I'm sorry.
Copy !req
818. Why did you ask me
to come to lunch with you?
Copy !req
819. I told you,
I had extra meal credits
Copy !req
820. and they were
going to expire.
Copy !req
821. Don't be such
a fucking pussy.
Copy !req
822. Is he seeing other girls
on tour?
Copy !req
823. - No, I mean...
- Is that what this is?
Copy !req
824. - I don't know.
- What?
Copy !req
825. That's not what
I'm trying to say.
Copy !req
826. Then what are you
trying to say?
Copy !req
827. Okay.
Copy !req
828. He's not in love
with you.
Copy !req
829. What makes you think
I want someone to be in love with me?
Copy !req
830. Did I ever say I was
in love with him?
Copy !req
831. - You didn't.
- So why would I give a fuck
Copy !req
832. - if he loved me or not?
- I guess you wouldn't.
Copy !req
833. - Cool.
- Cool.
Copy !req
834. Don't you think
you deserve it?
Copy !req
835. Jesus fucking Christ.
Copy !req
836. I mean, who wouldn't be
in love with you?
Copy !req
837. Think you might be
the worst friend in the world.
Copy !req
838. Maybe.
Copy !req
839. Definitely!
Copy !req
840. Thank you.
For lunch, Art.
Copy !req
841. Whoo-hoo! Let's go!
Copy !req
842. Who the fuck is this guy?
Copy !req
843. - Does he go here?
- I don't know.
Copy !req
844. - I don't... I don't think so.
- Come on, Donaldson,
Copy !req
845. big serve! Big serve!
Copy !req
846. That's right, baby!
Copy !req
847. Show that motherfucker
who's boss.
Copy !req
848. Finish it up, Donaldson,
come on.
Copy !req
849. Whoa!
Copy !req
850. All right.
Copy !req
851. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Copy !req
852. Art!
Copy !req
853. Out of the way,
out of the way!
Copy !req
854. So, how's the tour?
Copy !req
855. No fun stuff?
Copy !req
856. Like what?
Copy !req
857. I don't know.
Are you seeing anybody?
Copy !req
858. What do you mean?
I'm taken.
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859. What do you think
I'm doing here?
Copy !req
860. You're not here
to visit me?
Copy !req
861. What?
Copy !req
862. You're really committing
to this thing?
Copy !req
863. - To Tashi?
- Hmm.
Copy !req
864. Yeah. I mean,
Copy !req
865. we're taking it step by step,
but, you know...
Copy !req
866. I like her.
Copy !req
867. I think she'd make me
an honest man.
Copy !req
868. - You don't believe me?
- No, I'm just...
Copy !req
869. I'm not sure how she's thinking
about all of this.
Copy !req
870. I don't want you
to get hurt.
Copy !req
871. You don't want me to get hurt?
Copy !req
872. Hmm.
Copy !req
873. - Did she say something to you?
- No.
Copy !req
874. I just got the impression
she's not thinking
Copy !req
875. about this as
a serious relationship.
Copy !req
876. You got that impression?
Copy !req
877. From a conversation we had.
Copy !req
878. - Huh!
- Hmm.
Copy !req
879. You fucking snake.
Copy !req
880. Honestly, I'm proud of you.
Copy !req
881. - I'd be doing the same thing.
- I'm not doing anything.
Copy !req
882. It's fine. It's exciting
to see you this way.
Copy !req
883. It's what's been missing
from your tennis.
Copy !req
884. What?
Copy !req
885. It's nice to see you
lit up about something.
Copy !req
886. Even if that something
is my girlfriend.
Copy !req
887. That's what the two of you
are calling each other now?
Copy !req
888. Hmm.
Copy !req
889. You know this makes
it hotter for me, right?
Copy !req
890. You sitting here
pining for her.
Copy !req
891. I would never do anything
Copy !req
892. - to get in the way of you...
- I know.
Copy !req
893. - ... and your girlfriend.
- I know.
Copy !req
894. It's not your style.
Copy !req
895. You're playing
percentage tennis.
Copy !req
896. Waiting for me to fuck up.
Copy !req
897. Come on,
walk me over there.
Copy !req
898. I missed you.
Copy !req
899. You have any idea
how lonely it is on tour?
Copy !req
900. - Yeah?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
901. Is that why you haven't won
any challengers?
Copy !req
902. I just told you I missed you.
Copy !req
903. I watched
the Shinoda match online.
Copy !req
904. And you could've won,
but then you started tanking
Copy !req
905. in the third set.
Copy !req
906. - Tashi, come on.
- What?
Copy !req
907. Look at me.
Copy !req
908. When were you gonna
tell me about Art?
Copy !req
909. Thought you knew about that.
Copy !req
910. I mean...
Copy !req
911. I feel bad because
I know he's in pain,
Copy !req
912. - but...
- Right, but?
Copy !req
913. What? You're not
intimidated by him?
Copy !req
914. No.
Copy !req
915. - Really?
- No.
Copy !req
916. - Well, you should be.
- Uh-huh. Why?
Copy !req
917. - Because he's smart.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
918. - He's good looking.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
919. And he's really
fucking good at tennis.
Copy !req
920. Oh, he's always
been very good.
Copy !req
921. Yeah,
but he's gotten a lot better
Copy !req
922. since he's been here.
Copy !req
923. Are the two of us
still playing for your number?
Copy !req
924. I thought I won.
Copy !req
925. That's your problem.
Copy !req
926. You always think you've won
before the match is over.
Copy !req
927. Are we talking
about tennis?
Copy !req
928. We're always
talking about tennis.
Copy !req
929. Can we not?
Copy !req
930. Sure.
Copy !req
931. What are you doing?
Copy !req
932. I'm getting ready
for my match.
Copy !req
933. Start my routine.
I'll see you there.
Copy !req
934. - Tashi.
- What?
Copy !req
935. If you're not interested
in me fixing your game for free,
Copy !req
936. don't worry about it.
It's fine.
Copy !req
937. Why do you care so much?
Copy !req
938. Well, we're dating, right?
So, I don't know.
Copy !req
939. Should be a little embarrassing
if you suck.
Copy !req
940. - I suck now?
- God.
Copy !req
941. It's not college tennis
out there.
Copy !req
942. We can't all walk around
calling ourselves "The Duncanator."
Copy !req
943. - Wow.
- I'm sorry. I just...
Copy !req
944. Okay. No, it's fine.
Copy !req
945. Look, I'm happy
they like you here.
Copy !req
946. I just don't need you
to be my coach.
Copy !req
947. Well, someone needs to be.
Copy !req
948. Can we just start over?
Copy !req
949. What do you think
you need from me?
Copy !req
950. Honestly, what do you think
you need from me?
Copy !req
951. A cheerleader? A girlfriend?
A fuck buddy?
Copy !req
952. Like, there's plenty
of girls out here that would
Copy !req
953. love to be
your girlfriend, okay?
Copy !req
954. You're charming.
Copy !req
955. You're talented, you got a big dick.
Just go be with one of them.
Copy !req
956. Is this like,
a new strategy you're using
Copy !req
957. to pump yourself up
before the match?
Copy !req
958. Have a little fight
to get the energy going?
Copy !req
959. I don't need a fight
to get the energy going.
Copy !req
960. No. Just an hour
of meditation.
Copy !req
961. And what?
You think that's lame?
Copy !req
962. I think it's unnecessary
given you're playing
Copy !req
963. Sally Fucking Country Club
from Pepperdine.
Copy !req
964. And how's coasting
by on talent going for you?
Copy !req
965. You know
how ridiculous it is
Copy !req
966. to hear you
call me every week,
Copy !req
967. talking about all the ways
that you're getting screwed over on tour?
Copy !req
968. As if that's a good use
for my fucking time?
Copy !req
969. - Well, excuse me for inconveniencing you.
- You are, actually.
Copy !req
970. I need to be alone.
So can I just meet you there?
Copy !req
971. - No.
- What?
Copy !req
972. I'm not going to the match.
Not if you think you can just dismiss me.
Copy !req
973. I'm not some fucking lapdog
who's gonna sit around
Copy !req
974. and let you punish me.
I'm not Art.
Copy !req
975. Or maybe you need
someone like that.
Copy !req
976. Someone who's gonna hop on board
and be Mr. Tashi Duncan.
Copy !req
977. Is that what
you think I want?
Copy !req
978. Yeah. A member
of the fan club.
Copy !req
979. You're not a member
of my fan club?
Copy !req
980. I'm your peer.
I'm not your fucking groupie.
Copy !req
981. And I'm definitely
not your student.
Copy !req
982. All right.
Copy !req
983. Good luck, champ.
Copy !req
984. - Come on.
- Hi.
Copy !req
985. - Sorry.
- Hi.
Copy !req
986. Thank you.
Copy !req
987. And now, your 2002, 2005,
Copy !req
988. and 2006 NCAA champion,
Copy !req
989. give it up for
Stanford Women's Tennis.
Copy !req
990. Go Stanford!
Copy !req
991. Hey!
Copy !req
992. Tashi!
Copy !req
993. Tashi!
Copy !req
994. Tashi! We love you, Tashi!
Copy !req
995. Yeah, whoo!
Copy !req
996. Tashi!
Copy !req
997. Yeah, let's go!
Copy !req
998. On court one,
Maria Foster from Pepperdine,
Copy !req
999. and from Stanford,
Tashi Duncan.
Copy !req
1000. We love you, Tashi!
Copy !req
1001. Oh, my God, oh, my God.
Copy !req
1002. Okay, Tashi,
you're okay. You're okay.
Copy !req
1003. out of the way!
Copy !req
1004. On your back.
Okay, try to breathe.
Copy !req
1005. Okay, you're okay.
Copy !req
1006. Okay, okay, okay.
Copy !req
1007. Look at me.
Tashi, look at me, okay?
Copy !req
1008. Just breathe.
Just breathe. Breathe.
Copy !req
1009. It's torn up pretty bad,
Copy !req
1010. but we won't know for sure
until we get the X-rays
Copy !req
1011. from the hospital.
Copy !req
1012. Did you see it happen?
Copy !req
1013. Yeah, it was pretty quick.
Copy !req
1014. Just a slip and then
she landed on it the wrong way.
Copy !req
1015. That's all it takes.
Copy !req
1016. Yeah. Let's just hope
it's not as bad as it looks.
Copy !req
1017. Did you get an ETA
on the ambulance?
Copy !req
1018. Yeah, they said
they're on their way.
Copy !req
1019. - I'm sorry.
- Out.
Copy !req
1020. - Listen, Tashi! Tashi...
- Get out! Out!
Copy !req
1021. - Tashi, Tashi, listen, please.
- Out!
Copy !req
1022. - Out!
- Patrick, get the fuck out!
Copy !req
1023. Out!
Copy !req
1024. Thirty, love.
Copy !req
1025. That was out!
Copy !req
1026. That was way out!
Copy !req
1027. The ball was called in.
Copy !req
1028. - Are you blind?
- Zweig!
Copy !req
1029. Are you here to do your job,
or you're just excited
Copy !req
1030. that Art Donaldson's
over there?
Copy !req
1031. I'm going to give you a code violation
if you don't stop this.
Copy !req
1032. Hey, Art!
Copy !req
1033. This lady wants
your autograph.
Copy !req
1034. Code violation.
Unsportsmanlike conduct.
Copy !req
1035. Point penalty, Zweig.
Copy !req
1036. - Come on, Patrick!
- Just play the game.
Copy !req
1037. This how you wanna
get your points?
Copy !req
1038. - I'm ready to serve, Patrick.
- Yeah, I bet.
Copy !req
1039. Forty, love.
Copy !req
1040. Stop going easy on me.
Copy !req
1041. I'm not.
Copy !req
1042. - Hit the ball!
- Tashi...
Copy !req
1043. Actually fucking
hit the ball.
Copy !req
1044. Come on.
Copy !req
1045. You afraid you're
gonna hurt me?
Copy !req
1046. Pussy.
Copy !req
1047. Wait!
Copy !req
1048. Okay?
Copy !req
1049. And actually try to win.
Copy !req
1050. Please.
Copy !req
1051. - Hey.
- I'm fine.
Copy !req
1052. You okay?
Copy !req
1053. I'm good.
I'm okay.
Copy !req
1054. I'm fine.
Copy !req
1055. I'm okay.
Copy !req
1056. I'm fine.
Copy !req
1057. I'm okay.
Copy !req
1058. Come here.
Copy !req
1059. I'm okay. I'm okay.
Copy !req
1060. More aggressive.
Copy !req
1061. Little higher.
Copy !req
1062. More aggressive.
Copy !req
1063. Just invite her to serve.
Copy !req
1064. Oh, come on, you can
sleep in tomorrow, right?
Copy !req
1065. Katerina's match
isn't until nighttime.
Copy !req
1066. No. Are you kidding?
Copy !req
1067. I wake her up early
to run drills.
Copy !req
1068. Oh, she's lucky
to have you.
Copy !req
1069. You're getting too much height
Copy !req
1070. - on your ball toss.
- I am?
Copy !req
1071. - Uh-huh. Yeah.
- Whenever you guys are ready.
Copy !req
1072. - Thanks.
- You're a great spot server,
Copy !req
1073. but right now,
you're checking in at like 129, 130.
Copy !req
1074. But I think with, like,
a few adjustments, you'd get to 135.
Copy !req
1075. But you should listen to Karl.
He is your coach.
Copy !req
1076. I'm just Katerina's
hitting partner.
Copy !req
1077. Maybe you wanna jump ship?
Come be my assistant coach?
Copy !req
1078. Oh, I get it.
Copy !req
1079. You want to work with someone who has
a little bit more potential.
Copy !req
1080. No! No.
No, it's not that.
Copy !req
1081. I mean, you have plenty
of potential. It's just...
Copy !req
1082. You think that would be
a good idea?
Copy !req
1083. Why not?
Copy !req
1084. - That was a long time ago.
- It was not that long ago.
Copy !req
1085. Well, it feels like
a long time ago.
Copy !req
1086. So, you're saying you're not in love
with me anymore?
Copy !req
1087. I'm really
proud of you, Tashi.
Copy !req
1088. - I'm serious, I'm serious.
- Oh, God.
Copy !req
1089. - You're doing really well.
- Okay.
Copy !req
1090. What?
You think I was going to, like,
Copy !req
1091. - kill myself after the injury?
- No.
Copy !req
1092. No, I'm just glad
that you didn't quit tennis.
Copy !req
1093. Yeah, well, unfortunately,
my only skill in life
Copy !req
1094. is hitting a ball
with a racket.
Copy !req
1095. This is really stupid,
but, uh...
Copy !req
1096. After your injury...
Copy !req
1097. I couldn't help but just...
Copy !req
1098. think about what
would have happened
Copy !req
1099. if I had beaten Patrick.
Copy !req
1100. So you want me to join your team
because you feel guilty?
Copy !req
1101. No.
Copy !req
1102. I want you to join my team
because I want to win.
Copy !req
1103. I think you'd beat him now
if you guys played.
Copy !req
1104. Don't you think?
Copy !req
1105. Don't know.
Copy !req
1106. We, uh...
Copy !req
1107. haven't played professionally,
and don't keep in touch.
Copy !req
1108. What?
Copy !req
1109. Just...
Copy !req
1110. I was a homewrecker,
wasn't I?
Copy !req
1111. - Art.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1112. You never really said
if you're still in love with me or not.
Copy !req
1113. Who wouldn't be?
Copy !req
1114. What?
Copy !req
1115. I really wanna
kiss you right now.
Copy !req
1116. But I'm afraid if I try,
Copy !req
1117. you'll think I'm the worst friend
in the world.
Copy !req
1118. To who?
Copy !req
1119. Oh, my...
Oh, my God!
Copy !req
1120. Game and
second set, Donaldson.
Copy !req
1121. Six-two. Match is tied.
Copy !req
1122. One set all.
Copy !req
1123. Code violation, racket abuse.
Copy !req
1124. Point penalty, Zweig.
Copy !req
1125. Please, please.
Copy !req
1126. New balls, please.
Copy !req
1127. He's not bad. I've played him
at a few of these things.
Copy !req
1128. What are you doing here?
Shouldn't you be prostituting yourself
Copy !req
1129. for a place
to sleep tonight?
Copy !req
1130. I'm staying at
that girl's house.
Copy !req
1131. - Mm. Must be the love.
- Hey, come have a cigarette with me.
Copy !req
1132. I have to talk to you.
Copy !req
1133. Yeah, I don't smoke.
And I'm not talking to you.
Copy !req
1134. I'm going to propose
something to you.
Copy !req
1135. Can you blow it
away from me, please?
Copy !req
1136. Sorry. It's gonna
make you angry.
Copy !req
1137. It's gonna make you
very angry.
Copy !req
1138. I want you to be my coach.
Copy !req
1139. What?
Copy !req
1140. Even if he wins the Open,
completes his career Grand Slam,
Copy !req
1141. Art's still gonna retire as someone
who's just really, really good.
Copy !req
1142. That's what you guys
will have done together.
Copy !req
1143. But imagine if you could turn
Patrick Zweig
Copy !req
1144. into a guy who wins a Slam.
Copy !req
1145. I still have a season.
Copy !req
1146. I still have
one good season,
Copy !req
1147. and I need you
to bring it out of me.
Copy !req
1148. So...
Copy !req
1149. what do you think?
Copy !req
1150. How fucking dare you?
Copy !req
1151. Jesus Christ!
Copy !req
1152. You want my
best piece of advice?
Copy !req
1153. - Do you want me to coach you?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1154. Okay, quit.
Copy !req
1155. Quit right now.
Right the fuck now, quit.
Copy !req
1156. You know that when I'm good,
I'm one of the best
Copy !req
1157. - in the world.
- You are 271st best
Copy !req
1158. - in the fucking world.
- I still have a shot.
Copy !req
1159. You're 31. You have a better shot
with a handgun in your mouth.
Copy !req
1160. I mean,
why don't you go home?
Copy !req
1161. Go home, ask your parents
for a seat on the board,
Copy !req
1162. or you know what, matter of fact,
ask them for some money. Okay?
Copy !req
1163. Go be like
any other spoiled kid
Copy !req
1164. who has ever amounted to nothing
in their fucking life,
Copy !req
1165. and stop this performance
Copy !req
1166. of being
a down-on-your-luck professional.
Copy !req
1167. - Tashi...
- No, you're not
Copy !req
1168. 20 years old anymore,
and it's not cute to be
Copy !req
1169. walking around pretending
like you need to grind it out
Copy !req
1170. at these bum-fuck tournaments,
and sleep in your fucking car.
Copy !req
1171. And it is unforgivable
Copy !req
1172. that you would ask me
to devote a single second
Copy !req
1173. of my fucking time
Copy !req
1174. to help you achieve
your fucking dreams.
Copy !req
1175. What dreams, Patrick?
Copy !req
1176. You never had any!
Copy !req
1177. Is that what
you and Art are doing?
Copy !req
1178. - Living the dream?
- That is exactly
Copy !req
1179. what the fuck we're doing.
Copy !req
1180. Then how come
you hate him?
Copy !req
1181. You do.
Copy !req
1182. It's obvious, you do.
Copy !req
1183. You can feel him
giving up already,
Copy !req
1184. even though you know
he's not going to retire
Copy !req
1185. - until you let him.
- He is a grown man.
Copy !req
1186. - He can do whatever he wants.
- Sure, sure,
Copy !req
1187. but he doesn't.
He does whatever you want.
Copy !req
1188. Except now, he's not
even pretending to like it.
Copy !req
1189. He's dreaming about
Copy !req
1190. eating hamburgers again.
Copy !req
1191. Watching your daughter, um...
Copy !req
1192. Uh, Lily, grow up.
Copy !req
1193. Maybe doing some commentary
on the Tennis Channel.
Copy !req
1194. He's ready to be dead.
Copy !req
1195. And you're starting to realize
Copy !req
1196. you might not want
to be buried with him,
Copy !req
1197. 'cause who is he to you
if he's not playing tennis?
Copy !req
1198. So that's what
you think he is to me?
Copy !req
1199. A racket and a dick.
Copy !req
1200. Does Art know
about Atlanta?
Copy !req
1201. You keep saying you came here
because Art needed matches.
Copy !req
1202. I think you came
for something else.
Copy !req
1203. You think
I came here for you?
Copy !req
1204. You think I came here
to throw it all away for you?
Copy !req
1205. Maybe you just
wanted to see me.
Copy !req
1206. I have seen you.
Copy !req
1207. You look like shit.
Copy !req
1208. I'm going to beat him.
Copy !req
1209. If we both
make it to the final.
Copy !req
1210. I'm going to beat him.
Copy !req
1211. Even if you could beat him,
Copy !req
1212. it wouldn't change anything.
Copy !req
1213. It'll break him.
You know it will.
Copy !req
1214. It won't make you. Okay?
It's too late for that.
Copy !req
1215. My number,
in case you change your mind
Copy !req
1216. - about the coaching.
- I won't.
Copy !req
1217. Just text me.
I'll meet you by the car.
Copy !req
1218. Time.
Copy !req
1219. Final set.
Zweig to serve.
Copy !req
1220. Love, one.
Copy !req
1221. - This is it!
- Keep it up, champ.
Copy !req
1222. Come on, man!
Copy !req
1223. Let's go, let's go, Artie.
Copy !req
1224. Grab those!
Make sure that tent is secure.
Copy !req
1225. Can you do me a favor?
Copy !req
1226. Can you not, like,
demolish me tomorrow?
Copy !req
1227. Hey, congrats on being
Copy !req
1228. a Phil's Tire Town
Challenger finalist.
Copy !req
1229. Yeah, you too.
Copy !req
1230. Hopefully, the wind dies down
before tomorrow
Copy !req
1231. and we can have
a fair fight.
Copy !req
1232. Yeah.
Copy !req
1233. Art. Come on.
Can we talk?
Copy !req
1234. Can you put
your dick away?
Copy !req
1235. This is a sauna.
Copy !req
1236. Look, we've been here for a week
and we haven't said
Copy !req
1237. two words to each other.
It's just...
Copy !req
1238. It's silly, man,
it's dramatic.
Copy !req
1239. I mean, really,
why are you so angry with me?
Copy !req
1240. Look, I don't buy
that it's because of Tashi,
Copy !req
1241. or I don't think it's because
of what happened to her.
Copy !req
1242. I think maybe you're still
just really disturbed
Copy !req
1243. by the fact that she could've
been into someone like me.
Copy !req
1244. When we were teenagers.
Copy !req
1245. Huh!
Copy !req
1246. When we were teenagers.
Copy !req
1247. which will be
taking place tomorrow evening.
Copy !req
1248. He has really been
Copy !req
1249. in tip-top form this year,
hasn't he, Jason?
Copy !req
1250. Yeah,
it's actually pretty remarkable
Copy !req
1251. the difference
we've seen in his game.
Copy !req
1252. He's far and away the favorite right now
to win the US Open.
Copy !req
1253. I completely agree.
Copy !req
1254. And then, of course,
on the women's side
Copy !req
1255. we have Anna Mueller,
Copy !req
1256. who's already got
the Wimbledon title this year.
Copy !req
1257. She's been having
a great season.
Copy !req
1258. Absolutely incredible.
Copy !req
1259. There just hasn't been
really anyone on the women's side
Copy !req
1260. who can give her
much of a challenge.
Copy !req
1261. In the case of Donaldson,
what do you think it is that...
Copy !req
1262. It's his grandmother's.
Copy !req
1263. How is she?
Copy !req
1264. She died.
Copy !req
1265. Stroke.
Copy !req
1266. I miss you.
Copy !req
1267. You're right.
Copy !req
1268. I do find it disturbing.
Copy !req
1269. There's no need, man.
Copy !req
1270. Lots of girls were into me.
Copy !req
1271. None of them
wanted to marry me.
Copy !req
1272. - That's not what I was for.
- What were you for?
Copy !req
1273. You're exactly right, Jason.
Copy !req
1274. Just to back you up
a little bit...
Copy !req
1275. His first serve last year was around 130,
which is excellent.
Copy !req
1276. But now we're seeing him
get up to 135, 140 sometimes,
Copy !req
1277. it's giving him a lot more
free points when he serves.
Copy !req
1278. Yeah, it's just
little things like that...
Copy !req
1279. Art? Mr. Donaldson?
Copy !req
1280. Oh, my God,
I can't believe my luck
Copy !req
1281. that I would run
into you so late at night.
Copy !req
1282. Um, would you, uh...
Copy !req
1283. Sure, yeah.
Copy !req
1284. - There you go.
- Thank you.
Copy !req
1285. - Thank you.
- Thank you.
Copy !req
1286. The edge
over the opponents.
Copy !req
1287. That's often the difference
between a good player
Copy !req
1288. and a great player.
Copy !req
1289. And I think
Donaldson right now is
Copy !req
1290. starting to look like
a great player.
Copy !req
1291. That's for sure.
And I'll be very surprised
Copy !req
1292. if he doesn't
come away tomorrow...
Copy !req
1293. Honestly,
I thought you'd be happy
Copy !req
1294. I was in the draw.
Copy !req
1295. I mean, you always wanted
to beat me in a tournament,
Copy !req
1296. and a few weeks
before the Open,
Copy !req
1297. that's the perfect
confidence booster.
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1298. I know what you're
trying to do right now.
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1299. I'm not trying
to do anything, Art.
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1300. This is a challenger.
I don't need to play
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1301. - mind games with you.
- Right. You don't give a shit.
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1302. I... Hey, I didn't say that.
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1303. We both know you have
considerably more
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1304. at stake here than I do.
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1305. Do I?
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1306. What the...
Oh, fuck, where do get
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1307. your swagger from, man?
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1308. I mean, you come in here
swinging your dick around
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1309. like I'm supposed
to be afraid of it, but...
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1310. Do you realize
how embarrassing it is
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1311. that you are here
right now?
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1312. Not quite as embarrassing
as you being here.
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1313. I'm just stopping by, man.
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1314. This is where you live.
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1315. You know...
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1316. I always tried to figure out
what happened to you,
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1317. but, you know, the more
I've thought about it,
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1318. the more I realize...
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1319. It's what didn't happen.
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1320. You never grew up.
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1321. You still think you can talk to me
like you're my peer,
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1322. because we came
from the same place.
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1323. But it's not about where you come from
in tennis, Patrick.
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1324. It's about winning.
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1325. And I do. A lot.
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1326. - You've never beaten me.
- So what?
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1327. I haven't beaten most of the guys
who play at these things.
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1328. This is a game about winning
the points that matter.
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1329. I don't matter?
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1330. Not even to the most
obsessive tennis fan
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1331. in the entire world.
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1332. We're not talking
about tennis.
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1333. What the fuck else do I have
to talk to you about?
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1334. I wanted to come in here
and wish you luck, Art.
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1335. That makes no sense.
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1336. I wanted to say that
I'm looking forward to it.
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1337. And I miss playing with you.
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1338. Yeah.
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1339. Hmm.
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1340. Well, I don't miss
playing with you, man.
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1341. I'm too old for it.
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1342. Kiss for me.
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1343. Thank you. And Grandma.
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1344. Mwah!
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1345. - Thanks, sweetheart
- Good night, honey.
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1346. All right,
tuck you both in.
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1347. Oh, there we go.
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1348. Night, sweetheart.
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1349. Good night.
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1350. Thank you.
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1351. What time you want me
to come get her tomorrow?
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1352. I'm saying, whenever,
whenever you want to
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1353. 'cause she can
stay with Andrew
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1354. - while we're doing warm-ups.
- Okay, hon.
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1355. And you're talking
to Ralph in the morning?
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1356. Oh, thank...
Yes, I do. I have that.
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1357. - Okay. Thank you, Mom.
- Okay, sleep tight, okay?
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1358. - I love you.
- I love you, sweetie.
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1359. - Have you... Do you have it?
- Okay, got my key.
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1360. - Yes, I do. Bye-bye.
- Okay.
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1361. Good night.
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1362. Tell me it doesn't matter.
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1363. Tell me it doesn't matter
if I win tomorrow.
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1364. No.
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1365. You tell me if it matters.
You're the professional competitor, Art.
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1366. It can't be about
avoiding my judgment.
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1367. I'm not a nun.
I'm not your mommy.
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1368. I'm just asking that you love me
no matter what.
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1369. What am I, Jesus?
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1370. Yeah.
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1371. You can beat him.
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1372. What if I don't?
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1373. How are you
gonna look at me
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1374. if I still can't beat
Patrick Zweig?
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1375. Just like this.
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1376. I'm going to
say something.
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1377. It's probably gonna
make you angry.
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1378. I need you to
hear me out, okay?
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1379. I wanna retire this year
whether we win the Open or not.
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1380. I'm still going to go for it.
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1381. I'm still going to try, but...
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1382. I'm tired.
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1383. I don't want to be one of those guys
who doesn't know
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1384. when to walk away, okay?
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1385. It's embarrassing
to still be doing this shit
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1386. when you're 40.
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1387. Okay.
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1388. Okay?
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1389. If you wanna quit playing tennis,
you can quit playing tennis.
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1390. You don't need
my permission.
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1391. We've been
doing this together.
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1392. We've always been
doing this together.
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1393. I'm your coach.
Okay, I work for you.
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1394. - Coach me then.
- I am coaching you.
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1395. I'm playing
for both of us, Tashi.
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1396. I know that.
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1397. If you don't win tomorrow,
I'll leave you.
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1398. I'm serious.
Does that help you?
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1399. Can you just hold me
until I fall asleep, please?
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1400. Okay.
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1401. Advantage, Donaldson.
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1402. Game, Donaldson.
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1403. Donaldson leads
six games to five.
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1404. Phil's Tire Town reminds you
to drink some water.
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1405. Beverages are available
at the snack bar.
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1406. What are you doing?
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1407. I told him you're an Uber driver.
Just drive.
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1408. I don't wanna be
parked here long.
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1409. Someone's gonna think
I'm a hooker and call the cops.
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1410. We can go back
to my hotel.
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1411. The money just came in
this afternoon.
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1412. I am not here
to fuck you, Patrick.
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1413. - You're not?
- No.
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1414. Uh.
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1415. Well?
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1416. I want you
to lose tomorrow.
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1417. I'm aware of that.
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1418. I'm asking you
to lose tomorrow.
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1419. Fuck off.
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1420. He's doing really well
this week.
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1421. He's ready to come back.
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1422. He's ready to
make a shot at the Open,
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1423. and if he wins tomorrow,
he'll know he can do it.
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1424. He needs this.
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1425. - He needs this?
- Yes.
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1426. What about what I need?
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1427. I can't believe
you'd do this to him.
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1428. I mean,
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1429. fucking me
would be one thing,
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1430. but this?
This is unforgivable.
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1431. Actually, I'm being
incredibly fucking kind
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1432. to the both of you right now.
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1433. Okay? I'm taking such good care
of my little white boys.
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1434. No. No fucking way.
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1435. Drive me back
to my fucking hotel.
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1436. Drive the fucking car, Patrick.
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1437. Hey, you know what the most
frustrating part of this is?
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1438. - What?
- You know what really drives me crazy?
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1439. You did come here to fuck me,
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1440. but you're so full of shit
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1441. that you won't
even admit that to yourself.
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1442. If it's the only way to get you to throw
the fucking match, then sure.
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1443. Go fuck yourself.
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1444. You absolute loser.
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1445. I'm the loser?
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1446. Yeah. Yeah, you are.
Look at you.
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1447. Time for your Uber driver
to drop you back off to your family.
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1448. Thirty, love.
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1449. Come on, Art.
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1450. - Unbelievable.
- I know. Let's go!
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1451. Fuck it. I'll do it.
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1452. - Why?
- What do you mean, why?
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1453. Because I want you
to actually do it,
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1454. so I need to know
that you understand why...
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1455. I'm not married to you, Tashi.
Just be happy I'm doing what you want
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1456. - and shut up about it.
- You are such a fucking child.
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1457. Of course I am.
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1458. I spent my entire life
hitting a ball with a racket.
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1459. Why the fuck
am I in your car?
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1460. - Because you're stupid.
- You're stupid.
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1461. I know. I'm just not
as disturbed by it as you are.
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1462. I don't have nearly that
high an opinion of myself.
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1463. You are the most
egotistical person
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1464. - I have ever met in my life.
- Oh, sure, sure.
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1465. But I've never been
confused about the fact
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1466. that I'm a piece of shit.
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1467. That's what you like
about me.
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1468. I don't like
anything about you.
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1469. No, you like precisely
one thing about me
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1470. and it's that
I'm such a piece of shit
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1471. that I could actually see you
for what you are.
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1472. And what is that?
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1473. In reality? A really,
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1474. really insanely hot woman.
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1475. - Oh, fuck off.
- I guess now you'd say a MILF.
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1476. - Pull over.
- Come on, don't be dramatic.
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1477. Pull the fucking
car over, Patrick.
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1478. - Fine, let me... Fine.
- Pull over.
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1479. Hey! Hey!
Your hotel's that way!
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1480. Are you gonna
hit me again, huh?
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1481. I miss
watching you play, Tashi.
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1482. You're so beautiful.
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1483. You have to make him feel
like he earned it tomorrow.
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1484. You can't just give up
in the middle of the match.
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1485. Are you sure
this is what you want?
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1486. What else could I want?
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1487. How am I supposed to know
if you're going to do it?
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1488. You won't.
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1489. - All right.
- Come on!
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1490. Thirty, forty.
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1491. - All right.
- Hang in there.
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1492. Let's go!
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1493. - Yes, that's it, that's it!
- Come on, Patrick.
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1494. Yes, yes, the deuce!
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1495. - All right!
- Yes!
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1496. Donaldson! Let's go!
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1497. Blame it on the court!
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1498. Whoo!
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1499. Fault!
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1500. Come on, get back in it.
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1501. No! Zweig!
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1502. - Come on!
- Whoo, whoo!
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1503. Come on, Patrick, let's play!
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1504. Time violation.
Warning, Zweig.
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1505. Deuce!
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1506. Fuck off!
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1507. Code violation,
audible obscenity.
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1508. Point penalty, Donaldson.
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1509. Advantage, Zweig.
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1510. Art?
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1511. He can serve.
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1512. You need to
get into position.
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1513. Come on, Art.
Let's go!
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1514. Serve.
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1515. Game, Zweig.
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1516. Final set, tie break.
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1517. Come on,
let's do this.
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1518. Let's close it out.
Let's close it out, baby.
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1519. Come on!
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1520. Ah!
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