1. Ladies and gentlemen, the most
exciting stage show you've ever seen!Copy !req
2. Appearing live! It's Doug E Fresh
and the Get Fresh Crew!Copy !req
3. Now, fellas, this is kind of
the condensed rough cut, OK?Copy !req
4. It's very rough.Copy !req
5. I know you guys are pressed for time
with the big show, yippee, coming up.Copy !req
6. But what I need here is your input.Copy !req
7. Shut the fuck up and start this shit!
My woman's waitin' for me.Copy !req
8. - Yeah.
- OK, here we go. It's rough.Copy !req
9. Don't be touchin' me, man, OK?Copy !req
10. CB4! CB4!Copy !req
11. CB4! CB4! CB4!Copy !req
12. CB4! CB4! CB4!Copy !req
13. CB4! CB4! CB4!Copy !req
14. CB4! CB4! CB4!Copy !req
15. Motherfucker!Copy !req
16. CB4 in the motherfuckin' house. Yeah.Copy !req
17. Yeah, Gusto's in the motherfuckin' house
with my man, Dead Mike.Copy !req
18. We breakin' motherfuckers off 24-7.Copy !req
19. - Yo, Gusto.
- Check this shit out.Copy !req
20. They were the biggest
rap group in the world.Copy !req
21. They sold more records than Elvis
Presley and Coretta Scott King combined.Copy !req
22. They'll forever be known as
the world's most dangerous band,Copy !req
23. Cell Block 4.Copy !req
24. Yo, check this out. I'm hard-core.Copy !req
25. I had a lid on this game.
I had this sewed up, man.Copy !req
26. Then I heard these motherfuckers, CB4.Copy !req
27. These motherfuckers is real, G.
They show me their guns, G.Copy !req
28. What the fuck I'm supposed
to do now, man? Can't dance.Copy !req
29. Shit's fucked up.Copy !req
30. But I met 'em. Gusto stepped to me.
He said, "Yo, Ice. You down with CB4."Copy !req
31. I was blessed, man.Copy !req
32. If I had to choose one,
I'm Gusto all the way.Copy !req
33. It's those gold teeth that...
Something, I don' know.Copy !req
34. Gusto. Is that it?Copy !req
35. I saw Gusto one day.
We was at a park picnic.Copy !req
36. You know, he was with his family.Copy !req
37. I didn't wanna trip, you know, cos his
people was there. His pops was there.Copy !req
38. I didn't wanna trip. I just played
the background and kicked it.Copy !req
39. I'll catch him, you know,
at a swap meet or somethin'.Copy !req
40. Question, Flav.
How does CB4 fit into the world of rap?Copy !req
41. Let me tell you somethin'.
They don't fit, you know?Copy !req
42. They're kinda wack. Word up, G.Copy !req
43. Yo, man, they perpetrators, man. The
whole nine. They real fuckin' fake, kid.Copy !req
44. I think It's unfair that Cell Block 4
is being picked on...Copy !req
45. At other concerts where they have
rat heads, cat heads being bit off,Copy !req
46. spittin' in a cup and passing it around,
gettin' it back and drinkin' it...Copy !req
47. First of all, motherfucker need
to cut that long shit he got drippin'.Copy !req
48. All that shit, you know. Cut it down
my size or somethin', you know.Copy !req
49. The first time I heard
Sweat Of My Balls,Copy !req
50. I was naked with the first black woman
I've ever made love to.Copy !req
51. Ooh, kinky.Copy !req
52. How did that make you feel?Copy !req
53. There was actually sweat on my balls.Copy !req
54. Not everyone had the insight
to understand CB4's greatness.Copy !req
55. Cell Black 4? Excuse me, Cell Block 4Copy !req
56. has polluted the airwaves
of this nation for too long.Copy !req
57. Their record of incitement,
lewdness, poor grammarCopy !req
58. will see them jailed, banned
and with their feelings hurt.Copy !req
59. As you've probably gathered, this
is not just a movie about rap music.Copy !req
60. It's about much more.Copy !req
61. It's about this great nation of ours,Copy !req
62. and how it gives everybody
a chance to make it.Copy !req
63. It's about three ghetto kids' rise from
the mean streets to the sales sheets.Copy !req
64. - Excuse me.
- From the world's most notorious...Copy !req
65. Fellas, what are you doing?Copy !req
66. That must hurt. Give that back!
That's mine! I'm shooting...Copy !req
67. Oh, jeez!Copy !req
68. Fellas, guys, I'm sorry.Copy !req
69. That dumbhead editor!
He cut in the wrong take.Copy !req
70. A thousand apologies. I am so sorry.Copy !req
71. Why did we hire this other man
instead of the brother man?Copy !req
72. Because the other man is much cheaper
than the brother man.Copy !req
73. Guys, what I need,
what my documentary is missingCopy !req
74. is really quite simple.Copy !req
75. I need to know
who Cell Block 4 really is.Copy !req
76. I want to know how you guys think,
what you feel.Copy !req
77. What do you guys eat? I don't know that.
Do you like sandwiches, fondue?Copy !req
78. - How do you guys sleep at night?
- I'm outta here. You clown.Copy !req
79. - This motherfucker's bullshit.
- What did I say?Copy !req
80. Yo, chill.Copy !req
81. I'm gonna let him hang out
with me today, all right?Copy !req
82. Thanks. You're not gonna be sorry.Copy !req
83. OK, sorry.
Come on, Herb, grab your stuff.Copy !req
84. Corny ass motherfucker.Copy !req
85. Again, MC, I wanna thank you
for letting me hang with you today.Copy !req
86. It's gonna be fun. Look at that Jeep!Copy !req
87. Cool! I drive something sorta like that.
It's a big ol' Country Squire.Copy !req
88. It was my dad's car. It's sorta like it.Copy !req
89. What MC Gusto just did
was rip up a state-issued ticketCopy !req
90. which he has no plans of paying,
a natural act of defiance by rappers.Copy !req
91. He's putting in a new jam
for us to listen to and...Copy !req
92. Yo, White!
Chill on the blow-by-blow, all right?Copy !req
93. I'm sorry.Copy !req
94. I like this. Who is it?Copy !req
95. Gold, gold, gold.Copy !req
96. Another one goes gold.Copy !req
97. I got it.Copy !req
98. In Jones We Trust Productions.Copy !req
99. If you can't trust me,
you can't Trustus.Copy !req
100. You can trust
you're gonna be dead soon.Copy !req
101. And guess who's next? CB4.Copy !req
102. They ghost.Copy !req
103. That was great!Copy !req
104. Gusto, does the whole idea of CB4
getting together in just two daysCopy !req
105. kind of fill you with high anxiety?Copy !req
106. Do you actually think a brother who
was rollin' and controllin' Cell Block 4Copy !req
107. is worried about rockin' the mic?Copy !req
108. Please!Copy !req
109. Must be one of my bitches. Hello.Copy !req
110. Hey, bitch, look in your
rear-view mirror, motherfucker.Copy !req
111. Shit!Copy !req
112. What's happening?Copy !req
113. - Want me to hold the wheel?
- Get close to the motherfucker.Copy !req
114. It's my first drive-by.Copy !req
115. We gotta go.Copy !req
116. Get up on 'em, man.Copy !req
117. - My fuckin' radio!
- Need some new jams, bitch!Copy !req
118. Ma! Ma!Copy !req
119. Cool turn!Copy !req
120. - Only a fool would follow me up here.
- Where are we going?Copy !req
121. Stop right here!Copy !req
122. - I'm crazy but I ain't no fool.
- I ain't no fool.Copy !req
123. Jeez, we got all shot up.Copy !req
124. There's only one word for
that kind of thing in my book. "Wild".Copy !req
125. You guys OK back there?Copy !req
126. MC, why were they shooting at us?Copy !req
127. Us? Us?Copy !req
128. They weren't shooting at us.
They were shootin' at me.Copy !req
129. I could've died today. It'd have gone
down as a simple-ass drive-by.Copy !req
130. - You know shit about Cell Block 4.
- No. That's not true.Copy !req
131. - I know you guys are...
- You got lots of tape?Copy !req
132. Good.Copy !req
133. Cos I'm gonna
let you in on something.Copy !req
134. OK, fine.
But keep it tight. I do the narrations.Copy !req
135. All my life
I wanted to be a rapper.Copy !req
136. About four years ago...Copy !req
137. - Turn that music down!
- Come on, Pops.Copy !req
138. - I already got it on one.
- Put it on negative one.Copy !req
139. Make us both happy and turn it off.Copy !req
140. I like this music. I like what
it's about. I like the way it sounds.Copy !req
141. Albie, I don't understand
this gangster-rap attitudeCopy !req
142. you're so fascinated with.Copy !req
143. Why don't we listen to Lenny Kravitz?Copy !req
144. It's just music. You act
as if I was plannin' a drive-by.Copy !req
145. I'm gonna drive by and whip your ass
if you don't turn that music down.Copy !req
146. Why ain't you in school?
How come you home?Copy !req
147. - It's Saturday, Pops.
- So, go look at a school.Copy !req
148. Don't waste electricity
on that rap mess.Copy !req
149. - But Pop!
- Don't "but" me.Copy !req
150. I'll beat your ass in front of
your woman. No rap in my house.Copy !req
151. In our day, they sang.
That rap ain't nothin' but talkin'.Copy !req
152. It won't never last!
Remember black-and-white TV? Gone!Copy !req
153. Remember eight-tracks? Gone!
Betamax? Gone.Copy !req
154. - Look, Wackee Dee and Sun Shine.
- Oh, no!Copy !req
155. Albertina, Alberta!
Come on in here now.Copy !req
156. - Look.
- Ooh, that boy sure can dance.Copy !req
157. Come on, dance with me, baby.Copy !req
158. As you can see, my loved ones
really respected my musical taste.Copy !req
159. Was Stab Master Arson
also middle class?Copy !req
160. Well, Otis came from
a different environment altogether.Copy !req
161. Come on in, Albert.
We're just finishing dinner.Copy !req
162. I knew I should've came earlier.
How are you?Copy !req
163. - OK.
- Look, it's Albert! Hi, Albert!Copy !req
164. What's up, Tashana,Copy !req
165. Tawana, Tamika, Talona and Tee Tee?Copy !req
166. Hi, Albert.Copy !req
167. - What's up, O?
- What up, bro?Copy !req
168. - How long is Otis gonna be out?
- 'Bout 11.00.Copy !req
169. - He gotta help me with my homework.
- And relax my hair.Copy !req
170. - And play me in Nintendo.
- And sew me a new dress.Copy !req
171. - And program my computer.
- Check this out.Copy !req
172. Get outta here.
We got stuff to do.Copy !req
173. - Bye, Mom.
- Bye, Otis!Copy !req
174. Leave my sisters alone.Copy !req
175. Otis, you are the man of the house.Copy !req
176. I gotta be, with all those sisters.Copy !req
177. Don't worry. Tonight we're gonna have
crazy fun! Let's pick up Rip.Copy !req
178. Rip is sick.Copy !req
179. - You see the new En Vogue video?
- Cindy is fine!Copy !req
180. Cindy's fine but she's not the one.
Teri's the one.Copy !req
181. - Then Cindy's the other one, man.
- She got them eyes!Copy !req
182. I wanna suck her like a neck bone.Copy !req
183. I wanna suck this like a neck bone.Copy !req
184. Correction. I wanna suck her
like a smoked neck bone.Copy !req
185. Euripides Smalls
was Dead Mike's real name.Copy !req
186. Rip came from a broken home which meant
he hustled for every dollar he made.Copy !req
187. Ooh, a hustler.Copy !req
188. A job's a job, a cheque's a cheque.Copy !req
189. OK, call again. Thank you.Copy !req
190. Hello, 976-FART. You fart, we smell it.Copy !req
191. I feel so slippery.Copy !req
192. 976-SEXYCopy !req
193. - Yo, I wanna...
- Man, let's get out of here.Copy !req
194. Here it comes.Copy !req
195. Ooh, yeah! Here it comes.Copy !req
196. Yeah, give it to me,
baby. Come on, give it all to me, baby.Copy !req
197. - Yeah, babyl
- Yeah, baby. Here it comes.Copy !req
198. Fuck you! Kiss my ass, motherfucker.
Kiss my fuckin' ass.Copy !req
199. Thank you. Call again.Copy !req
200. Excuse me. Could you tell me
where I might find Euripides Smalls?Copy !req
201. - Right down there.
- Thanks a lot.Copy !req
202. 976-DISS.Copy !req
203. You're so soft and tender.
I love it when you call.Copy !req
204. It's lovely.
All right, till tomorrow.Copy !req
205. - What's up, kid?
- You almost ready?Copy !req
206. Yo, this job is nasty!Copy !req
207. Yeah, I'm lickin' your balls.Copy !req
208. Best balls I ever had.
You got King Kong balls.Copy !req
209. Your balls is so large...
Just big balls, I don't care.Copy !req
210. Peace! I hate this job.
This ain't no job for no black man!Copy !req
211. Yo, let's go down
to Gusto's, all right?Copy !req
212. We got some problems to lick.Copy !req
213. If you ask me,
George Jefferson was a sell-out.Copy !req
214. He thought success
was livin' in a white man's buildin'Copy !req
215. and disrespectin'
his African-American employees.Copy !req
216. No, you don't understand.
The cool thing about George JeffersonCopy !req
217. was he hated every white person he met,
unless they had a cheque for him.Copy !req
218. Tom Willis come over,
the door slammed in his face.Copy !req
219. But soon as somebody had a cheque for
him, "Hey, Weezie, fix him up a plate."Copy !req
220. - Ain't I right, Otis?
- Yeah, right and tight.Copy !req
221. That's a real role model to me.Copy !req
222. - Do you got the tape?
- Yeah, but I'm Run.Copy !req
223. - I'm DMC.
- Why can't I be DMC?Copy !req
224. - Cos you Jam Master Jay.
- I'm always Jam Master.Copy !req
225. Me and you will do DMC together,
is that all right with you?Copy !req
226. - All right.
- Cool.Copy !req
227. - Fix that tape, man!
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
228. We was jamming, man.Copy !req
229. - We was jamming!
- Damn!Copy !req
230. Now, we were already a rap group,
but we had no direction.Copy !req
231. - Every week we'd go down to Gusto's...
- No. Excuse me.Copy !req
232. Now you've got me completely scrambled
up here. I thought you were Gusto.Copy !req
233. Chill. You'll understand
everything in a minute.Copy !req
234. Every week we go to Gusto's
and check out open mic nights.Copy !req
235. It was all right.
First we were the Mad Bohemians.Copy !req
236. Then we did a thing
called The Bag Heads.Copy !req
237. Then we did a thing called
The Overweight Lovers.Copy !req
238. You know, I look back
at that time as sort of paying dues.Copy !req
239. We met people at Gusto's
who would forever change our lives.Copy !req
240. Brothers, my name is Baa Baa Ack.Copy !req
241. I carry the message to the black man
with me wherever I go.Copy !req
242. I got my message right here, black man.Copy !req
243. We don't need that back-to-Egypt shit.Copy !req
244. But between these pages lies the key
to the salvation of the race.Copy !req
245. Me myself, I am building a boat to carry
the sun people back to Africa.Copy !req
246. If you get with the programmprograme,
you can get on the boat.Copy !req
247. You should stop by for additional
spiritual instruction.Copy !req
248. Thanks, brother. I'll do that, man.Copy !req
249. My proud black warrior,
the book costs $14.95 plus sales tax.Copy !req
250. Come on, brother! How come this
black power shit costs so much money?Copy !req
251. The revolution must be marketed.Copy !req
252. You're wastin' good money.Copy !req
253. I'm investing in my spirituality.
You need to do the same.Copy !req
254. The only thing I need
to invest in is getting paid.Copy !req
255. Shit!Copy !req
256. What's up, sweetness?Copy !req
257. Hi. I'm Sissy.Copy !req
258. S-S-S-S...Copy !req
259. The one and only.Copy !req
260. I done heard your name
on the lips of many rappers.Copy !req
261. That's how I like it.Copy !req
262. - Like what?
- Me on a lot of rappers' lips.Copy !req
263. I'm a businessman,
and this is a business.Copy !req
264. Hey, Trustus.Copy !req
265. Trustus! When you gonna let us book
Wackee Dee and Sun Shine in this joint?Copy !req
266. We got the hottest spot in all Locash.Copy !req
267. I have to admit
this is a wonderful place.Copy !req
268. But what you've got to remember
is Wackee Dee is more than a rapper.Copy !req
269. Wackee Dee is an entertainer.
Right, baby?Copy !req
270. Looky here, man. I plan on givin'
a big party in this place tomorrow.Copy !req
271. You understand?
And Wackee Dee is gonna be in the house.Copy !req
272. Give me a call tomorrow.
We can talk about it.Copy !req
273. Punk! All these record company punks
is a bunch of bitches.Copy !req
274. Bitches.Copy !req
275. Damn!Copy !req
276. I got my own personal photo gallery
of friends that I've met along the way.Copy !req
277. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
278. - Would you like to see?
- You know it.Copy !req
279. I like to photograph my friends
in a position to please.Copy !req
280. Vanilla Spice.Copy !req
281. If you know what I'm sayin'.Copy !req
282. Get large, and maybe I'll let you
take a picture with me too.Copy !req
283. Maybe.Copy !req
284. Goddamn!Copy !req
285. - What you lookin' at, punk?
- Nothin'. I'm sorry.Copy !req
286. - What's your name, bitch?
- Albert. Albert Brown.Copy !req
287. Gusto, I just wanna say thanks a lot
for letting us perform here.Copy !req
288. I really appreciate it.Copy !req
289. Yeah, baby.Copy !req
290. I gots to get up in that.Copy !req
291. Silly-ass bitch. She only go out with
rappers, entertainers, shit like that.Copy !req
292. She don't know
where to get the real big dick.Copy !req
293. Big dick.Copy !req
294. Excuse me, Gusto. If Wackee Dee plays
here, could we be the opening act?Copy !req
295. - You dismissed.
- Come on, man.Copy !req
296. - We're gettin' our shit together...
- When I say "go" you go.Copy !req
297. Yo, what's going on?
What's up, man?Copy !req
298. What, your posse
'spose to be deep now?Copy !req
299. Brother, you seem easily upset.Copy !req
300. Damn!Copy !req
301. - Shit.
- I should fuck you up!Copy !req
302. Damn.Copy !req
303. You better have some cash.Copy !req
304. Come on, look.Copy !req
305. Fellas, come here! Let me talk to you.Copy !req
306. Look, you guys can rap,
but you got nothin' I can sell.Copy !req
307. If you get it together, give me a call.Copy !req
308. - Where were we?
- What's up, baby?Copy !req
309. You know who that was?
That was Trustus Jones!Copy !req
310. Trustus Jones,
the motherfuckin' mogul of rap!Copy !req
311. That's fine. Maybe in the future,
we can tap that resource.Copy !req
312. Right now we got
a very serious problem.Copy !req
313. Gusto's is the only place in Locash that
showcases rap. We need to get back in.Copy !req
314. You gotta take your Slim-Fast ass
back in there and apologize.Copy !req
315. - I don't wanna go in there.
- C'mon, man.Copy !req
316. Now, man. C'mon.Copy !req
317. Bitch!Copy !req
318. Tomorrow. Tomorrow, all right?Copy !req
319. "Now, listen, motherfucker.
I'm runnin' shit."Copy !req
320. Nope. He'll kill me.Copy !req
321. "Gusto, you need us, baby."
Nope. He'll slap me.Copy !req
322. "Check this out. I'm here to kiss
your ass. Show me where to pucker up."Copy !req
323. He's gonna kill me.Copy !req
324. Hope this shit is better than last time.
My name's attached to this shit.Copy !req
325. - It's good.
- Yeah, it's good.Copy !req
326. 40 Dog, get on the door.
Show him the cash.Copy !req
327. That's enough for five birds.
Let's see 'em.Copy !req
328. - Hey, you got the time?
- Sure, 3.00.Copy !req
329. - No!
- Who the fuck is that?Copy !req
330. - Don't worry. That kid, Albert.
- What the fuck does he want?Copy !req
331. Probably just wanna kiss your ass!Copy !req
332. He is an ass-kissin' motherfucker.
It's cool.Copy !req
333. Ass-kickin' motherfucker!Copy !req
334. Hi, Mr 40 Dog.Copy !req
335. I was just wonderin'
if Gusto were around.Copy !req
336. Remember where it comes from,
who gets that kind of cash in Locash.Copy !req
337. - Gusto, how's it go?
- Freeze! Get down now!Copy !req
338. Freeze! Get down! Freeze!Copy !req
339. You too!Copy !req
340. - Well, happy birthday, Gusto.
- My birthday was last week.Copy !req
341. I wanted you to have
something to celebrate.Copy !req
342. - Fake-ass Bruce Willis.
- You can let him go.Copy !req
343. - He's OK.
- You set me up?Copy !req
344. - You set me up?
- I saw him talking to the cops.Copy !req
345. You dead, bitch. Better buy
a black dress for your mama.Copy !req
346. - Cell Block 4 is waiting.
- Ain't nothin' but brick and steel.Copy !req
347. That can't hold Gusto.
That can't hold Gusto!Copy !req
348. Gusto! Gusto! Gusto!Copy !req
349. Stay back!Copy !req
350. Let's go. Bring him out here.Copy !req
351. Gusto! Gusto! Gusto!Copy !req
352. I'm gonna get you, punk.Copy !req
353. Think it's over?
You embarrassed me like this?Copy !req
354. Gusto! Gusto! Gusto!Copy !req
355. Now, Gusto was no Nino Brown,
but he was large in Locash.Copy !req
356. When I heard them chant his name,
I figured he won't need it anytime soon.Copy !req
357. - Brother, I don't know, man.
- Listen to me.Copy !req
358. We take Gusto's image,
make ourselves into hard-core rappers.Copy !req
359. Then we take stories from Gusto's life.Copy !req
360. - Get Trustus Jones to handle us.
- I ain't with it.Copy !req
361. - I'm the only one taking a real risk.
- How's that?Copy !req
362. Cos from now on
I'll be known as MC Gusto.Copy !req
363. We'll be Cell Block 4,
after the joint they threw Gusto in.Copy !req
364. You buggin'? You couldn't
pick a name besides that nigga Gusto?Copy !req
365. "Nigga"? You already
becomin' a gangster!Copy !req
366. No, cousin, I can't let you go
out like that. I'm not havin' it.Copy !req
367. - I say we vote on it, and I vote yes.
- I vote no three times.Copy !req
368. You only get one vote.
Otis, how you feel?Copy !req
369. Otis, you and I both
know it's suicide, man.Copy !req
370. Otis, what about Sissy?
Think about Sissy.Copy !req
371. I know you want to get in there. Sissy.Copy !req
372. That's it.
Assume the position, baby.Copy !req
373. I vote yes.Copy !req
374. - I wouldn't mind being large a minute.
- What you gonna do?Copy !req
375. It's crazy, crazy shit!Copy !req
376. Yo, listen. Excuse me, man.
Do you work in radio?Copy !req
377. - No, nigga.
- Wait a minute. An answering service?Copy !req
378. No, nigga.
Eat your big-ass biscuit.Copy !req
379. Hey, it don't have to be about all that.
It's your speaking voice.Copy !req
380. It's so... familiar.Copy !req
381. - Yeah.
- You brothers is all I got. I'm in!Copy !req
382. But I gotta tell you, if I get
something better to do, I'm steppin'.Copy !req
383. Nigga, please! We're gonna be so large,
make so much money, get so many girlies.Copy !req
384. By the time Gusto gets out of jail,
we'll be so large,Copy !req
385. we'll write him a cheque
and tell him to chill.Copy !req
386. We can't be so exploitive, now.Copy !req
387. - No question!
- Cousin!Copy !req
388. OK, guys, I love the image.Copy !req
389. But let me ask you one thing.Copy !req
390. Are you sure you wanna be Gusto? Why not
something like Ice Pick, Ice Coffee?Copy !req
391. - "Ice" is happening now.
- "Ice" my dick.Copy !req
392. We're Cell Block 4
and I'm Gusto.Copy !req
393. - Take it or leave it.
- All right, guys. Let's get started.Copy !req
394. So I want you to sign with us
and you want to sign with us.Copy !req
395. We want you to want to sign with us.
Let me ask you a couple of questions.Copy !req
396. - Do you cuss on your records?
- Yeah.Copy !req
397. - Do you defile women with your lyrics?
- Yeah.Copy !req
398. Do you...Copy !req
399. fondle your genitalia on stage?Copy !req
400. - Yeah.
- Whenever possible.Copy !req
401. Do you glorify violence
or advocate the use of gunsCopy !req
402. as a way of solving a civil dispute?
OK, final question.Copy !req
403. Do you respect anything at all?Copy !req
404. Not a goddamn thing.Copy !req
405. You've got a deal!
Welcome to the family.Copy !req
406. Trustus Productions!Copy !req
407. Trustus. You can't trust me,
you can't Trustus.Copy !req
408. I love, I love it!
Gold, gold, gold!Copy !req
409. Cut! OK. Great.
Let's set up the next scene.Copy !req
410. Everybody can take a break.Copy !req
411. All right, dude!Copy !req
412. God, I just love that "I don't give
a damn" hip-hop attitude. It's so real.Copy !req
413. - Hey, excuse me.
- What's up, baby? How can I help you?Copy !req
414. I know you were hooked into the prison
seeing that you're from Cell Block 4.Copy !req
415. Yeah, I was runnin' shit up at CB4.Copy !req
416. I had a brother up at Folsom. He was
smoked by The Black Guerrilla Family.Copy !req
417. I'm sorry to hear that.Copy !req
418. You gotta help me get revenge.
They killed him on the toilet.Copy !req
419. They could've wiped his ass.
They didn't have to leave him like that!Copy !req
420. That's cold-blooded. They gots to pay.
They got to pay!Copy !req
421. They gots to pay.Copy !req
422. I read that part of it.Copy !req
423. Man, what's he doin' here?Copy !req
424. I would appreciate you givin' brother
Baa Baa Ack the respect due him.Copy !req
425. - He is givin' me spiritual instruction.
- You mean tax deduction.Copy !req
426. - Listen here, Albert!
- Don't call me Albert!Copy !req
427. - It's Gusto, got it?
- That's exactly my point.Copy !req
428. None of this is real, so we got
to stay grounded in reality.Copy !req
429. Nigga, please! Baa Baa Black Sheep is
about as fake as a bitch's hair weave.Copy !req
430. There they are. Dead Mike, MC Gusto!Copy !req
431. This is Eve Edwards of Source Magazine.Copy !req
432. - She's here to do a piece on the group.
- You're here to give the group a piece?Copy !req
433. - I gots to go first.
- Why you disrespect this sister?Copy !req
434. She just a groupie with a pen.Copy !req
435. A pen is all you have in
your pants, it's out of ink.Copy !req
436. - Watch it, ho!
- Ho?Copy !req
437. This is not Christmas,
you slender slice of sexist slime,Copy !req
438. and I am not a girlie, a videho,
a skeezer, a prop, a hoochie or a stunt.Copy !req
439. And most certainly not a ho. Comprende?Copy !req
440. Princess is no joke!Copy !req
441. - Thank you, Euripides.
- It's my pleasure, sister Edwards.Copy !req
442. No, please, call me Eve.Copy !req
443. - You know...
- I am not a groupie.Copy !req
444. I am a journalist.
I take no shorts and I do my research.Copy !req
445. I can do a nice puffy feature
that reports exactly what you tell me,Copy !req
446. or I can delve so deeply
into your backgroundCopy !req
447. with an eye for every inconsistency,Copy !req
448. your mother would disavow
any knowledge of your birth.Copy !req
449. Now, which would you prefer, Albert?Copy !req
450. I love you.Copy !req
451. My ass was behind MC Hammer's head
in U Can't Touch This.Copy !req
452. - You can't touch this
- Who'd want to touch that?Copy !req
453. My left breast was prominently
featured in Eric B's last video.Copy !req
454. This video exposure is too come-and-go.Copy !req
455. What you need to do
is get yourself a Polaroid Instamatic.Copy !req
456. You see this watch?Copy !req
457. This is what the right picture
of the right manCopy !req
458. doin' the wrong thing can get you.Copy !req
459. And on that note,
we gotta go, gotta go.Copy !req
460. Yeah, we work for a livin'.Copy !req
461. You gonna keep workin',
the rate you goin'.Copy !req
462. It's fine and dandy to go out with these
guys and to drive around in their car,Copy !req
463. and have them take you
to an expensive restaurant.Copy !req
464. But if all you get out of it
is a fuck, then you's a ho.Copy !req
465. But you get yourself
a fabulous motor vehicle,Copy !req
466. a fine house and can afford
to pay for your own meals,Copy !req
467. then you are a businesswoman.Copy !req
468. Run your black ass back to the
projects and get your government cheque.Copy !req
469. Take that monkey-ass, Shaka Zulu-lookin'
bitch with you, you hip-hop hos.Copy !req
470. - You look a little lost, darlin'.
- I guess I am lost.Copy !req
471. I'm looking for Albert, Albert Brown.Copy !req
472. - Who?
- I mean MC Gusto.Copy !req
473. Oh, you're here for him?Copy !req
474. Yeah, he's kinda cute.Copy !req
475. Not enough man meat on him for me.Copy !req
476. I hurt small guys like that.
Small men drown in my shit.Copy !req
477. Look, honey, I hope you get your man.Copy !req
478. Or get you some sense and
leave them small men alone.Copy !req
479. What's happenin'?Copy !req
480. Comin' through.Copy !req
481. Straight Outta Locash
made us largeCopy !req
482. and I knew what we were
doin' wasn't totally right,Copy !req
483. but it was definitely time to get paid.Copy !req
484. Hey. Welcome to
Weird Warren's V-V-V... Video Countdown.Copy !req
485. Homeboys, homegirls,
ain't no need to be laxCopy !req
486. cos you got
Weird Warren workin' wax.Copy !req
487. Of course, CD stacks and video tracks.Copy !req
488. CB4 is one of the hottest hip-hop groups
to hit the scene in a long time.Copy !req
489. They come not out of Compton,
not out of Oaktown,Copy !req
490. but out of a small town called Locash.Copy !req
491. If you're in Sacramento,
they roll into your town next week.Copy !req
492. Now, let's bust
Straight Outta Locash with CB4Copy !req
493. on Weird Warren's V-V-V-V...
Video Countdown.Copy !req
494. Hey, Dad, CB4!Copy !req
495. Billings, I've got
all this paper in front of me.Copy !req
496. Charts, graphs, the works.Copy !req
497. What's the bottom line?
Am I gonna win?Copy !req
498. Of course you're gonna winCopy !req
499. But your only hope is to
create some kind of media event.Copy !req
500. - Daddy!
- A media event? What do you mean?Copy !req
501. Dad! Daddy! Hello! This is CB4.Copy !req
502. Ben! It's just my kid.
Go ahead.Copy !req
503. Stop playin' me like a sucker.Copy !req
504. I want my CB4, you hear me?Copy !req
505. I might have something.Copy !req
506. Yo, this is MC Gusto of Cell Block 4.Copy !req
507. Tonight we're performing
at the Jackson Theatre.Copy !req
508. Those motherfuckers!Copy !req
509. Look at this punk! He's walkin'
like me. He's tryin' to be me!Copy !req
510. I didn't know you do rap records, Gusto!
That's bad, man.Copy !req
511. That ain't him.
Stop bein' ignorant.Copy !req
512. Bust a little rhyme for me, man.
Come on! Go, go!Copy !req
513. Look, man, there's only one Gusto
and he ain't no rapper!Copy !req
514. That was a brand-new single
from Cell Block 4,Copy !req
515. CB4 for those who know,
from their album Straight Outta Locash.Copy !req
516. Why don't you holler at my
WWWW listeners? Give 'em a holler.Copy !req
517. Yo, what's up to the hard core?Copy !req
518. Peace to all the Nubians filled
with the new black consciousness.Copy !req
519. Yeah, the darker the berry,
the sweeter the juice.Copy !req
520. I'm lovin' this.
Why don't we go to the phone lines,Copy !req
521. talk to some brothers, let them
get to know you straight up in person?Copy !req
522. We got Susan from Gardena.Copy !req
523. Why don't you holler at CB4?Copy !req
524. This question's for Dead Mike.Copy !req
525. I was reading Right On.
Your birthday's comin' up.Copy !req
526. I was wondering,
what's your favorite dessert?Copy !req
527. Sister, my sister.Copy !req
528. It is uplifting to know
that a sister such as yourselfCopy !req
529. still takes pride in her race.Copy !req
530. It's ice cream. Did you know
a black man invented ice cream?Copy !req
531. No, no! How the hell a black man gonna
invent ice cream in hot-ass Africa?Copy !req
532. - Tell me that.
- Ice cream, Africa.Copy !req
533. That's a great concept, guys.
I'm liking that. Next call.Copy !req
534. OK, I got a question
for this so-called Gusto.Copy !req
535. If you set someone up
for the police then stole his name,Copy !req
536. didn't even say "excuse me",Copy !req
537. wouldn't you expect the injured party
to bust out of jail, hunt you downCopy !req
538. - and beat you like the dog you are?
- Nah!Copy !req
539. The chickens have come home to roost.Copy !req
540. Open C block, comin' up.Copy !req
541. - Hey, baby.
- Single file, girls.Copy !req
542. Walk.Copy !req
543. Girls.Copy !req
544. What are you doin'?Copy !req
545. I'm gettin' us outta here. Be quiet!Copy !req
546. - I'm in this one.
- You gonna have to go!Copy !req
547. Get in there.Copy !req
548. Man, you crazy with that
"I don't eat pork" shit.Copy !req
549. Personally, I'll eat a pig's ass
if they cook it right.Copy !req
550. Beloved, it's against
everything I now believe.Copy !req
551. You see, pork is the white man,Copy !req
552. and the white man is pork.Copy !req
553. If you spell "white man" backwards
what does it spell? Pork!Copy !req
554. If you can't see that,
they've got you brainwashed, brother.Copy !req
555. I must be brainwashed then.
You mean to tell meCopy !req
556. if you was thrown outta your apartment
and a pig offered to pay your rent,Copy !req
557. - you wouldn't take the money?
- No.Copy !req
558. Shit. I'd be
a-money takin' from a pig.Copy !req
559. That's the difference
between you and me.Copy !req
560. I got a place
and you live with your mother.Copy !req
561. Would you stop it? Albert!Copy !req
562. - Just a sip.
- I'm gonna smack you.Copy !req
563. Shit. More for me then.Copy !req
564. Albert, I don't like this scene.Copy !req
565. I definitely don't like
what's happening to you.Copy !req
566. Just because I got a little bit of cash,
why does everybody gotta start buggin'?Copy !req
567. No, no. We are not bugging.Copy !req
568. It's you who better take a look
in the mirror, Mr MC Gusto.Copy !req
569. You are not the sensitive man
you used to be.Copy !req
570. Daliha!Copy !req
571. Give it to me! Albert!Copy !req
572. That girl is too wholesome.Copy !req
573. She's messin' with our program.Copy !req
574. Sissy, I want you to get in as many
pictures as possible with MC Gusto,Copy !req
575. kissin' him, huggin' him, whatever.Copy !req
576. - I planned on doin' that anyway.
- No, no, baby,Copy !req
577. I mean, with a
professional photographer.Copy !req
578. You should be what
Cell Block 4's all about.Copy !req
579. If I could just add
a personal note at this point.Copy !req
580. This was the year
when I first discovered CB4.Copy !req
581. Well, you three have been
inside my head ever since.Copy !req
582. - That's my personal thank you.
- You're very welcome.Copy !req
583. I only wish everyone
felt that way.Copy !req
584. The home is the most important
institution in American life.Copy !req
585. It's our castle in a world
of demons and dragons.Copy !req
586. Since the mysterious
death of my wife,Copy !req
587. my son Ben and I had
bonded together in our home.Copy !req
588. I say "had"
because through rap music,Copy !req
589. evil influences invaded our castle,Copy !req
590. representatives of a demon culture
that must be stopped at all costs!Copy !req
591. Any person who'd
defile America's pastimeCopy !req
592. by wearing a baseball cap backwards,Copy !req
593. well, that's an evil
that speaks for itself.Copy !req
594. See! See how those demons
have poisoned my seed!Copy !req
595. Ben! Ben!Copy !req
596. Ben!Copy !req
597. Ben! Come here, son!Copy !req
598. To some people, these fools
out here could be a problem.Copy !req
599. Bad for the image,
bad for sales.Copy !req
600. But you, brothers,
have created something so nasty,Copy !req
601. so vile, that the iller you get,
the better off we are.Copy !req
602. - Now go out there and have a good time.
- No problem.Copy !req
603. By the way,
I almost forgot to tell you.Copy !req
604. Gusto escaped from prison.Copy !req
605. He has vowed to dismember
everybody in the group.Copy !req
606. Knock 'em dead.Copy !req
607. Get back! Get back!Copy !req
608. Trustus? Trustus, hi.Copy !req
609. - Hi, Eve. I love the piece you did.
- You should thank Dead Mike.Copy !req
610. You aware they might be
arrested for indecency tonight?Copy !req
611. Cell Block 4 is not afraid to go
to jail. Cell Block 4 is from jail!Copy !req
612. It would be like sendin' 'em home!
Sissy? Baby, where are ya?Copy !req
613. There you are.Copy !req
614. Can I have your autograph?
Yeah, yeah, little kiddie.Copy !req
615. Stab Master, CB4.Copy !req
616. - Keep it as a souvenir.
- Thanks.Copy !req
617. - Let's go, baby.
- Come on, Dad. It's only an...Copy !req
618. Hey, hey, wait. Who is this?Copy !req
619. - She looks too cute to be your woman.
- Remember what time it is!Copy !req
620. - She's my cousin, my cousin.
- What?Copy !req
621. Are you OK?Copy !req
622. Man, look at this funky asshole.Copy !req
623. That bitch wouldn't give me the time
of day because I wasn't an entertainer,Copy !req
624. because I wasn't a star.Copy !req
625. Don't the bitch know that
we're the motherfuckin' stars?Copy !req
626. That's all right.Copy !req
627. Because now I'm gonna get
paid off from them. You know how?Copy !req
628. Pimp 'em like
the bitches that they are.Copy !req
629. Pimp them motherfuckin' hos.Copy !req
630. With Daliha out of the picture,Copy !req
631. I decided to see what Sissy
was all about.Copy !req
632. The only problem was, so did Dead Mike.Copy !req
633. Come to big daddy.Copy !req
634. I ain't goin' down there.Copy !req
635. Shit.Copy !req
636. CB4, where you at?Copy !req
637. CB4, where you at?Copy !req
638. Yo, we livin' crazy large.Copy !req
639. We got the girls,
we got the money, we got the gold.Copy !req
640. And we're one spot behind Wackee Dee.
Takin' out all that rap.Copy !req
641. - I'm glad you happy, cos I'm not.
- Man, what's your beef?Copy !req
642. All this gangster mess, man.
People protestin'. That ain't for me.Copy !req
643. I like the music.
I like the fly-ass girlies.Copy !req
644. I also like when I help
my sisters around the house.Copy !req
645. One nigga wants to be Malcolm X,
the other wants to be Richie Cunningham.Copy !req
646. Yo, the devil's in full effect.Copy !req
647. Hey, there's nothin'
to worry about. Trust me.Copy !req
648. In my role as head of the Sacramento
City Council's Board of Decency,Copy !req
649. I, Virgil Robinson,
am here to inform you that:Copy !req
650. "Under penalty of arrest
you cannot touch your genitalia.Copy !req
651. The word 'ho' can only be used
in reference to a garden tool.Copy !req
652. The word 'bitch' may only be used
when describing female dogs,Copy !req
653. and then only when in heat.Copy !req
654. The word 'blow job' can only
be used in describing a jobCopy !req
655. blowing up balloons
or children's animals."Copy !req
656. Do I make myself clear?Copy !req
657. And under no circumstances,
are you to perform Sweat...Copy !req
658. Sweat Of My Balls tonight.Copy !req
659. CB4, where ya at? CB4, where ya at?Copy !req
660. CB4, where ya at? CB4, where ya at?Copy !req
661. CB4, where ya at? CB4, where ya at?Copy !req
662. On the motherfuckin' stage!Copy !req
663. CB is here! CB4! Where ya at?Copy !req
664. CB4, where ya at?Copy !req
665. CB4, where ya at, motherfuckers?Copy !req
666. MC Gusto, Dead Mike,
Stab Master Arson,Copy !req
667. you all have been sentenced
by the government of the USACopy !req
668. to poverty, ignorance
and imprisonment in Cell Block 4!Copy !req
669. Yeah! CB4 is in the motherfuckin' house!Copy !req
670. Jump, jump, jump, jump!Copy !req
671. Say CB4! Say CB4!Copy !req
672. Say CB4! Say CB4! Yo, yo!Copy !req
673. Do that shit, do that shit, do it!Copy !req
674. Yeah, yeah, say do that shit,
do that shit, do it!Copy !req
675. It goes something like this! Jump!Copy !req
676. Jump, jump, jump!Copy !req
677. Jump, jump, jump!Copy !req
678. Jump, jump, jump!Copy !req
679. Yo, give me this right now!Copy !req
680. What are they doin'?Copy !req
681. They're goin' to jail!Copy !req
682. Didn't anybody tell you
this is a free country!Copy !req
683. - Get 'em!
- ♪ Sweat from my biggedy-balls...Copy !req
684. - Hey!
- What the fuck!Copy !req
685. Get the fuck off me, man!
Get the fuck off me.Copy !req
686. - Get off me!
- Get 'em outta here!Copy !req
687. Get off!Copy !req
688. Get the fuck off me.Copy !req
689. Party over here!
Just wave your hands in the air!Copy !req
690. And party like you just don't care!Copy !req
691. Answer me this.Copy !req
692. How come a rock group can bite
the head off a pigeon, nothin' happen?Copy !req
693. I'm gettin' ready to go to jail
for a song about the sweat of my balls.Copy !req
694. You'll be happy to know,
Mr A WhiteCopy !req
695. that Cell Block 4 actually
did spend the night in jail.Copy !req
696. You guys CB4?Copy !req
697. Watch, check this out.Copy !req
698. I'm MC Gusto.Copy !req
699. But in prison
I'm known as 9-7-dash-K-YCopy !req
700. L-M-N-O-P-dash-14
to the third power.Copy !req
701. Now, I may be in here
for malicious acts,Copy !req
702. I do have a sensitive side.Copy !req
703. So I'd like to read you
a poem. It's calledCopy !req
704. - "I didn't do it".
- My man got a poem.Copy !req
705. "Just because I had the cash
doesn't mean I killed his ass.Copy !req
706. I didn't do it.Copy !req
707. Just because
the blood was in my handCopy !req
708. doesn't mean I stabbed the man.Copy !req
709. I didn't do it."Copy !req
710. All right, all right!Copy !req
711. Welcome to the post-arrest conference
for the world's most dangerous band,Copy !req
712. CB4!Copy !req
713. - Yeah, they couldn't keep us in!
- All right, first question.Copy !req
714. My name is Malik from the
Tan City Sun and I'd like to knowCopy !req
715. what you so-called brothers are doingCopy !req
716. to uplift the community
in economic terms.Copy !req
717. Man, I'm tired of these
black questions, man.Copy !req
718. Ask Michael J Fox
what he's doin' for the yuppies?Copy !req
719. Ask Sylvester Stallone
what he's doin' for the Italians?Copy !req
720. Brother, I'd like it to be known that I
am reinvesting in the black community.Copy !req
721. I am opening a chain
of beeper supply storesCopy !req
722. in Locash that will employ only
our disenfranchised black youth.Copy !req
723. MC Gusto,
my African-American women readersCopy !req
724. would like to know why
you refer to women as bitches.Copy !req
725. Yo, women, bitches, hos...
people with pussies.Copy !req
726. I love the pussy people.Copy !req
727. - Pussy for everybody.
- Yeah, pussies!Copy !req
728. - Know what I'm sayin'?
- I do notCopy !req
729. and neither would anyone with
respect for the English language.Copy !req
730. - Next question.
- Excuse me.Copy !req
731. In protest of our arrest
by the powers that be,Copy !req
732. we will answer no questions
from the white media!Copy !req
733. - Let's go.
- Press conference over!Copy !req
734. Well, that's the story so far.Copy !req
735. This is just incredible. It's amazing.Copy !req
736. Well, to use your words,
it's "all that".Copy !req
737. - It's gonna make a great video.
- I wouldn't unload my camera just yet.Copy !req
738. I still gotta deal with Gusto.Copy !req
739. - Later.
- All right.Copy !req
740. This bitch is really from the ghetto.Copy !req
741. Don't look like the ghetto to me, boss.Copy !req
742. "The smallest dog in
the world is the Chihuahua.Copy !req
743. It is named for a city in Mexico
where it became popular."Copy !req
744. Shut up, girl. You just think
you so smart cos you can read.Copy !req
745. Hey, baby!Copy !req
746. Give your grandma a big kiss!Copy !req
747. - So how you doin', Grandma?
- How you doin'?Copy !req
748. I heard you just broke out of the joint.
I didn't even know you was in there.Copy !req
749. It was just an overnight thing.Copy !req
750. Is the conjugal room still green?Copy !req
751. I wouldn't know about that.
It was just overnight.Copy !req
752. Mmm, you oughta know.Copy !req
753. - Hi, D.
- Hey, Albert. How was jail?Copy !req
754. Look, Daliha, that whole
cousin thing, I was wrong.Copy !req
755. I would never try
to hurt you, D. I love you.Copy !req
756. Look, I got you somethin'.Copy !req
757. Great. I'm sure that
Sissy girl would love these.Copy !req
758. Hey, there's a party inside.Copy !req
759. Your mother may have
time for a party, but me,Copy !req
760. - I got bills to pay.
- Why don't you take this to a carwash?Copy !req
761. We don't have money to take
the car to the carwashCopy !req
762. every time it gets a little smudge.Copy !req
763. We ain't all big-time
rap stars like you.Copy !req
764. Son, what's on your mind?Copy !req
765. I work to get us
into a nice house like this,Copy !req
766. and you pretend to be a crook.Copy !req
767. - What, you ashamed of me?
- No.Copy !req
768. Why you go runnin' around
with gold-tooth, greasy-ass hair,Copy !req
769. holdin' your Johnson like it's the
only one God created? You ain't tough.Copy !req
770. There are some real kids out there
who are gonna kick your narrow ass!Copy !req
771. You ain't from the street.
I'm from the street!Copy !req
772. And only somebody who wasn't
would think it was something to glorify!Copy !req
773. That's a pretty little thing.Copy !req
774. This bitch got all the bitches.Copy !req
775. We was just readin'
about you, bitch!Copy !req
776. You know, your Ready-Rooter, funky-ass
truck-driving father was right.Copy !req
777. You ought to be ashamed of
yourself taking advantage of me.Copy !req
778. Gusto?Copy !req
779. Boy, I'm three generations
deep in gangsterdom.Copy !req
780. Three generations!Copy !req
781. Albert, are you in there?Copy !req
782. And your woman?
She's real fine, you know.Copy !req
783. I'd like to fuck her froggy style.Copy !req
784. - What did you say?
- I'll be out in a while.Copy !req
785. OK.Copy !req
786. - Tryin' to protect that ass?
- Protect that ass!Copy !req
787. - Welcome to the terrordome, bitch.
- Terrordome, bitch.Copy !req
788. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
789. - You want to be a gangster, right?
- Gangster.Copy !req
790. Come on, get out the car.Copy !req
791. Y'all know the routine.Copy !req
792. Y'all know the routine. Yeah!
Get them goddamn clothes off!Copy !req
793. Do what he says.Copy !req
794. Mister, yo! Put your clothes back on!
CB4 is in the house!Copy !req
795. CB4! You know what I'm sayin'?Copy !req
796. - Get on the ground!
- Don't shoot us.Copy !req
797. Stay on the goddamn ground!
You, get out there, man!Copy !req
798. Get over there, man, get over there.
Get on the ground, move.Copy !req
799. Yeah, CB4 is in the house.Copy !req
800. CB4!Copy !req
801. It's me, Dead Mike, you know...
Nubian manCopy !req
802. And right behind me, I got my DJ
Stab Master Arson on the cash register.Copy !req
803. And over here, I got my
favorite Nubian man, MC Gusto.Copy !req
804. - Give 'em a shout-out
- I didn't wanna...Copy !req
805. We're tired of bein' simple-ass rappers.
We livin'our lyricsCopy !req
806. - We livin' it!
- Get back, motherfucker.Copy !req
807. Evidence! Get over here.Copy !req
808. And just remember, CB4!Copy !req
809. - You got it!
- MC Gusto.Copy !req
810. - Stab Master Arson. Dead Mike.
- Give me that!Copy !req
811. We ain't rappin',
we straight up jackin'! Understand?Copy !req
812. - CB4, they're finally real gangsters.
- Real gangsters.Copy !req
813. You see this right here?Copy !req
814. You break up the group tomorrow.Copy !req
815. Or else, it's goin' to everybody, MTV,Copy !req
816. the police department, Connie Chung.Copy !req
817. Shut up, man.Copy !req
818. Now CB4 is over or you're dead.Copy !req
819. 40 Dog, get rid of this trash, man.Copy !req
820. Punk!Copy !req
821. I'm callin' this private,
emergency meeting.Copy !req
822. I've had it with how sloppy
you two have become.Copy !req
823. - What you talkin' about?
- Shut up.Copy !req
824. You don't say the words
the way you're supposed to.Copy !req
825. You're too spiritual
to rock the crowd.Copy !req
826. And Otis, you used to be
the coolest virgin in the world.Copy !req
827. But now that you got a little pussy,
your mixing has fallen the fuck off.Copy !req
828. Gusto broke out of jail, but that
ain't no reason for you to be buggin.Copy !req
829. - Shit.
- I'm not buggin'.Copy !req
830. I called this private meetin'
and look what happened!Copy !req
831. Hey, brothers, calm down.Copy !req
832. - You ain't fuckin' up on purpose?
- What?Copy !req
833. You and Bubba Ack wanna go solo.Copy !req
834. But damn, nigga, don't sabotage CB4.Copy !req
835. Don't be so selfish, man.
You wanna step off, step the fuck off!Copy !req
836. I don't know why you want me
to knock you out, but so be it!Copy !req
837. - What you want, man?
- Yo, you're fired!Copy !req
838. You can't fire me.
Vote me out like I was voted in!Copy !req
839. Otis, throw his ass out!Copy !req
840. - Fuck this.
- Otis?Copy !req
841. All I wanted to do was make music
and hang out with women.Copy !req
842. When y'all get your
shit straight, come see me.Copy !req
843. That's it! Cell Block 4 is through.Copy !req
844. You're free to buy
that fool his boat back to Africa.Copy !req
845. You did this on purpose, didn't ya?Copy !req
846. I'm outta here, man.Copy !req
847. Here we go again. Weird Warren's
Video V-V-V-V-Video Countdown.Copy !req
848. Word on the street
is CB4, null and void?Copy !req
849. MC Gusto spotted in a record store,
armed robbery? What?Copy !req
850. This hasn't stopped the rest of the
group from doin' their own thing.Copy !req
851. My main man, Dead Mike, solo tip
in his most personal recording yet.Copy !req
852. Cell Block 4's DJ, Stab Master Arson,
says, "Bang, I got my own thing."Copy !req
853. He's callin' his group
Silent But Deadly.Copy !req
854. Uhh.Copy !req
855. - What you up to, Albert?
- Nothin'.Copy !req
856. That's what I thought.
How come you're not workin'?Copy !req
857. Toaster's workin'. The VCR's workin'.
How come you're not?Copy !req
858. - Almost liked it when you rapped.
- Pop, I'm in trouble.Copy !req
859. You were in trouble when you decided
being Albert Brown wasn't good enough.Copy !req
860. Pop, I'm tired of this MC Gusto thing.Copy !req
861. I'm scared. It's over. It's over!Copy !req
862. Son, that's the best thing
you've said in a long time.Copy !req
863. My life was messed up.Copy !req
864. I turned into a monster.
I'd lost my friends.Copy !req
865. I'm usin' the word "nigga"
like it's my last name.Copy !req
866. Walkin'around callin' women
bitches and hos. That's not right.Copy !req
867. My mother won't even speak to me.Copy !req
868. Nothing's goin' right, nothin'.Copy !req
869. Nah.Copy !req
870. Hey, Queen Latifah.Copy !req
871. Go on, girl.Copy !req
872. Man, those were the days.Copy !req
873. I remember all those groups.Copy !req
874. NWA, Ice Cube,Copy !req
875. CB4.Copy !req
876. Was the lead guy's name Gusto?Copy !req
877. - Yes!
- Shit! That nigga was a perpetrator!Copy !req
878. Gusto and his whole crew
weren't real gangster rappers.Copy !req
879. They was as soft as a wet baby's ass.Copy !req
880. They're straight-up fakes.Copy !req
881. They damn sure weren't no Wackee Dee!Copy !req
882. Yeah, boyee!Copy !req
883. - Yeah?
- It's me, man, Rip.Copy !req
884. Man, I thought
you'd be in Africa by now.Copy !req
885. Cousin, this ain't no time to argue.Copy !req
886. Trustus is dead.Copy !req
887. What? What happened?Copy !req
888. Gusto bagged him
eatin' dinner with Sissy.Copy !req
889. He shot him?Copy !req
890. Hey! Who knows the Heimlich maneuver?Copy !req
891. - Here, I do.
- No, no, no.Copy !req
892. You're not doin' it right.Copy !req
893. That's not it. Here, let me try.Copy !req
894. - Is he all right?
- He don't look so good.Copy !req
895. Trustus.Copy !req
896. Thought you got away?Copy !req
897. Now you're layin' dead.
But we ain't settled this yet, right?Copy !req
898. Where's my money, motherfucker?Copy !req
899. Where's my money, motherfucker?Copy !req
900. I want my money.
Funeral or no, I want my money!Copy !req
901. If I have to give you mouth-to-mouth and
revive your black ass, I want my money!Copy !req
902. Hey, look, we need to
go outside and talk. All right?Copy !req
903. Look, I'm sorry about
everything that happened.Copy !req
904. I shouldn't have let
Gusto scare me like that.Copy !req
905. I think it's time we got back together.Copy !req
906. It's cool with me, Al.Copy !req
907. What about you, Rip?Copy !req
908. Brothers...Copy !req
909. let the past be in the past, man.Copy !req
910. All right, it's about time
for CB4 to head back to the stage.Copy !req
911. We have to do this for Trustus.Copy !req
912. We gotta let people
know that CB4 is for real.Copy !req
913. I'm with that, but what
we gonna do about Gusto?Copy !req
914. Trustus is laying in there
because of this clown.Copy !req
915. - We gonna let him get away with that?
- Don't worry. We're gonna get GustoCopy !req
916. and we're gonna get back on stage.Copy !req
917. Now, listen to this.Copy !req
918. What we have to do...Copy !req
919. Yo, when I get finished
with those CB4 kids,Copy !req
920. they gonna be CB0.Copy !req
921. Yo, hurry up back, man.Copy !req
922. - Yeah, who this?
- Hi, Gusto.Copy !req
923. This is Sissy.
You remember Sissy, don't you?Copy !req
924. How could I forget
the bitch that ditched me?Copy !req
925. Well, that was then
and this is now.Copy !req
926. And if you're ready
for something really special,Copy !req
927. why don't you meet me
at the Honeyroll HotelCopy !req
928. on Locash Boulevard in an hour?Copy !req
929. So you're finally ready
for the big dick, huh?Copy !req
930. So, you know,Copy !req
931. I've been waiting for this
moment for a real long time.Copy !req
932. I just love hearin' about anything...Copy !req
933. long.Copy !req
934. You know, I got
a little present for you, babe.Copy !req
935. - Yeah?
- It's right over here.Copy !req
936. Check it out. Got my Jimmy hat.Copy !req
937. Oh, my.Copy !req
938. Yeah, nice and large,
baby, just like me.Copy !req
939. Nah, baby, you better try this one.Copy !req
940. Jokes. Enough with this foreplay.Copy !req
941. - I'm gonna get busy, baby.
- Hey, wait a minute.Copy !req
942. - What's up?
- Why don't you let meCopy !req
943. slip into something
a little more comfortable?Copy !req
944. Slip into something
more comfortable?Copy !req
945. Bitch, what could be more comfortable
than what you already got on?Copy !req
946. Don't worry.Copy !req
947. You won't be disappointed.Copy !req
948. Damn, bitch.Copy !req
949. You know, you been talkin'
a lot of shit lately.Copy !req
950. I sure hope you ready for this, baby.Copy !req
951. Oh, yeah, baby. I'm real ready.Copy !req
952. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
953. Yeah, I'm ready.Copy !req
954. I'm gonna get some pussy.
I'm gonna get some pussy.Copy !req
955. Yeah!Copy !req
956. Come on, sugar dumplin'.Copy !req
957. - Daddy's waitin' for ya.
- Turn the lights down, baby.Copy !req
958. You don't like to watch.Copy !req
959. I'll turn it down for ya.
Come on now.Copy !req
960. Now get down on your hands and knees.Copy !req
961. My hands and knees?
You're gonna make things difficult, huh?Copy !req
962. OK, I'll get down on my hands
and knees. I'll play your little game.Copy !req
963. - Now, crawl over here.
- I don't mind crawlin'.Copy !req
964. - I don't mind beggin' either, baby.
- Assume the position.Copy !req
965. I'll assume the position,
I assume we're gettin' ready to fuck.Copy !req
966. Damn, bitch! You!Copy !req
967. - What are you doin'?
- Who's the bitch?Copy !req
968. - Damn you, bitch.
- Get up!Copy !req
969. - Come on!
- I was the biggest man in Locash.Copy !req
970. So, you call yourself a man?Copy !req
971. You gonna pay. You gots to pay.Copy !req
972. - Shit!
- Don't even try it.Copy !req
973. Freeze!Copy !req
974. Man, not again.Copy !req
975. We got your gangster ass now, don't we?Copy !req
976. Tiger drawers wearin' motherfucker.Copy !req
977. Fuck you, man.Copy !req
978. Get out!Copy !req
979. Shut up!Copy !req
980. Oooh!Copy !req
981. Nah!Copy !req
982. Well, we're backstage at Gusto's.Copy !req
983. You can really feel
the electricity here.Copy !req
984. We're anxiously anticipating
the big CB4 reunion showCopy !req
985. which is about
to start any moment now.Copy !req
986. The fellows are
putting the final touchesCopy !req
987. on their make-up, mascara, pancake...Copy !req
988. - Small world!
- They're comin' out.Copy !req
989. - Yeah!
- All right, fellows. OK, hi.Copy !req
990. Well, this is it. What are you guys
gonna do after the show, huh?Copy !req
991. Yo, me myself,
I'm gettin' my sisters a maid.Copy !req
992. What's up, girls?Copy !req
993. Yeah, and I'm gonna open up my own line
of personal Nubian hygiene products,Copy !req
994. featuring deodorant because the
black man has a different kind of funk!Copy !req
995. - Understand?
- That's true. Very distinctive funk.Copy !req
996. I'm goin' down to South America.
I'm takin' a search party.Copy !req
997. I'm gonna find Kurtis Blow. I know
you're out there. I'm comin' to get ya!Copy !req
998. But serious, I'm just
gonna be plain old Albert.Copy !req
999. Stop! Come on.
Stop hittin' me, man.Copy !req
1000. Come on, no accordion.
Stop, stop!Copy !req
1001. OK, that sounds like fun too.Copy !req
1002. All right, get out there
and give 'em a hell of a show.Copy !req
1003. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
1004. a round of applause for CB4.Copy !req
1005. Yo, yo, yo, yo!Copy !req
1006. We gettin' ready to take it
back to the old school!Copy !req
1007. Yo, what's up? This is Gusto
with the new Sayonara jeep.Copy !req
1008. It's got an engine that defines dope.Copy !req
1009. You just snap this baby
into your glove compartment,Copy !req
1010. and you're good to go.Copy !req
1011. So you're sayin', yo, Gusto,
what's under the hoodie?Copy !req
1012. Sayonara, it's all that!Copy !req
1013. Yo, what's up? This is a P-E-S-A,Copy !req
1014. Public Enemy Service Announcement.Copy !req
1015. They're tryin' to make
hard-core rap disappear.Copy !req
1016. Tryin' to make it final for the vinyl.
Sayin' it's time for the wax to relax.Copy !req
1017. A sticker here, a sticker there and now
we wear the sticker like a badge.Copy !req
1018. Now, what? Rap is synonymous with black.Copy !req
1019. Even our own don't realize rap
is even blacker than themselves.Copy !req
1020. To the whites who consider
themselves establishment,Copy !req
1021. they fear rap is the beginning
of cultural overthrowCopy !req
1022. in their very own households between
themselves and their kids. Uh-oh!Copy !req
1023. The next guy that moves
gets the same treatment.Copy !req
1024. Line up over there. This is a stickup.Copy !req
1025. - How much for a pack of gum?
- The gum is 50 cents.Copy !req
1026. - 50 cents? How much for a newspaper?
- 35 cents.Copy !req
1027. 35 cents? How about
I give you 15 centsCopy !req
1028. and you give me the good news?Copy !req