1. It all started on the day that I died.Copy !req
2. If there had been an obituary...Copy !req
3. it would've described
the unremarkable life...Copy !req
4. of an unremarkable woman...Copy !req
5. survived by no one.Copy !req
6. But there was no obituary...Copy !req
7. because the day that I died...Copy !req
8. was also the day I started to live.Copy !req
9. But that comes later.Copy !req
10. This was my life.Copy !req
11. Days blended together,
consistently ordinary...Copy !req
12. thanks to a job that was the practical
version of my passion.Copy !req
13. - I'm sorry.
- Watch where you're going!Copy !req
14. I was supposed to be an artist by now.Copy !req
15. Instead...Copy !req
16. I was designing ads for beauty cream.Copy !req
17. - You are so addicted to that stuff, Sally.
- Happily.Copy !req
18. - Beau-line is magic in a bottle.
- I don't know how you get it.Copy !req
19. - It's not even in production yet.
- We have our ways.Copy !req
20. - Hey.
- No!Copy !req
21. Headaches again.Copy !req
22. - My brain's all tight and cranky.
- Ooh.Copy !req
23. In one week, precisely, we will launch
the most exciting...Copy !req
24. and revolutionary product
to hit the beauty industry since...Copy !req
25. soap.Copy !req
26. Beau-line.Copy !req
27. Now, Beau-line doesn't
just hide the effects of aging...Copy !req
28. it actually reverses them.Copy !req
29. However, with change...Copy !req
30. must come sacrifice.Copy !req
31. My husband...Copy !req
32. and I have decided that
it's time for me to step aside...Copy !req
33. as the face of Hedare.Copy !req
34. It has been a magnificent 15 years.Copy !req
35. But we have decided to choose
a new face to represent Beau-line.Copy !req
36. Exactly.Copy !req
37. Drina.Copy !req
38. The future of Hedare Beauty.Copy !req
39. And now, ladies and gentlemen,
I look forward...Copy !req
40. to seeing you at the gala, where you
can toast to Drina and our success.Copy !req
41. Careful, George.
She's not old enough to drink.Copy !req
42. You've got more talent than anybody
in the building, which I hate you for.Copy !req
43. Sal, this is my first lead campaign.
It's gotta be perfect. You know that.Copy !req
44. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
45. Good luck.Copy !req
46. Yeah.Copy !req
47. You simply couldn't resist it, could you?Copy !req
48. You had to make
a scene out of it, Laurel.Copy !req
49. What's the matter, George?Copy !req
50. Did I steal your moment?Copy !req
51. Come in!Copy !req
52. Hi, Mr. Hedare. Uh...Copy !req
53. Did you still want to see me, or...?Copy !req
54. - Sit.
- Right. Okay.Copy !req
55. I'm not pleased.Copy !req
56. This isn't even close to what I wanted.Copy !req
57. I can't imagine what on earth
you were thinking.Copy !req
58. I am so sorry-Copy !req
59. I mean, look at this red. It's all wrong.
I wanted it darker.Copy !req
60. - I specifically heard you say-
- I know what I said.Copy !req
61. - Okay. Maybe I misunderstood you.
- Clearly.Copy !req
62. Mr. Hedare, I know I can fix it.Copy !req
63. If you give me a chance,
I know I can fix it.Copy !req
64. I do not reward incompetence.Copy !req
65. I have no idea why I expected your art
to show better taste than your wardrobe.Copy !req
66. Oh, and do try and get
a manicure, will you?Copy !req
67. Oh, for God's sake, George.Copy !req
68. Let her fix it.Copy !req
69. She's good and you know it.Copy !req
70. Whatever. By tomorrow night.Copy !req
71. Midnight.Copy !req
72. Right. Thank you.Copy !req
73. Excuse me. Hi!Copy !req
74. Do you think you could just
maybe turn the music down...Copy !req
75. just a little bit?Copy !req
76. No? Okay.Copy !req
77. Kitty! Kitty.Copy !req
78. How'd you get up there?
Come down here.Copy !req
79. What, are you stuck?Copy !req
80. You're gonna make me come out there.Copy !req
81. Hey! Easy! Hold on a minute!
Wait! Wait! Wait!Copy !req
82. Whatever you're thinking or feeling...Copy !req
83. it's not worth it, you understand?
I'm a cop. Maybe I can help.Copy !req
84. Okay. I'm fine.Copy !req
85. - It's just that-
- Listen to me.Copy !req
86. We'll get through this together.
What's your name?Copy !req
87. Patience Philips. But this cat...Copy !req
88. Sure, sure, Patience,
and it's a real beauty.Copy !req
89. - Very cute.
- The cat's not up here anymore.Copy !req
90. Okay. And I'm sure that
makes you very sad.Copy !req
91. - What's your apartment number?
- Twenty-three!Copy !req
92. Hold on!Copy !req
93. Hurry.Copy !req
94. I got you.Copy !req
95. - You okay?
- Thanks.Copy !req
96. You sure you're okay?Copy !req
97. That was the cat.Copy !req
98. You weren't kidding.Copy !req
99. You actually climbed out there
to rescue your cat?Copy !req
100. Yeah. I mean, no.
It's not my cat, it's a cat.Copy !req
101. To rescue somebody else's cat?Copy !req
102. Well, that's something else.Copy !req
103. Oh, my gosh, I'm late for my job!Copy !req
104. - I'm on a deadline today.
- Yeah? Well, good luck with that.Copy !req
105. Thanks.Copy !req
106. Thank you!Copy !req
107. After all, no one can defeat Father Time.Copy !req
108. Though you did put up
a hell of a fight, didn't you?Copy !req
109. Beau-line works wonders, doesn't it?Copy !req
110. - Yes, it does.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
111. I have a busy day today.Copy !req
112. Drinks, then dinner.
Don't wait up, will you, darling?Copy !req
113. I stopped waiting a long time ago, George.Copy !req
114. Oh, and that lunch tomorrow?Copy !req
115. - Cancel that too, will you?
- Problems?Copy !req
116. I doubt it...Copy !req
117. but Slavicky won't stop calling.
You know scientists.Copy !req
118. They're worse than models. You have to
coddle them all the time like little children.Copy !req
119. I'll have Wesley reschedule. Bye.Copy !req
120. Hey! Man sandwich, 12 o'clock.Copy !req
121. Oh, my God.Copy !req
122. Hello, Miss Philips.Copy !req
123. Hi.Copy !req
124. This is the officer I was telling you
about from earlier.Copy !req
125. Detective Lone.Copy !req
126. - Tom Lone.
- God, that is such a good name.Copy !req
127. Tom Lone.Copy !req
128. Rhymes with cone, phone, bone.Copy !req
129. Not that rhyming's all that important.Copy !req
130. I'll just be in my cubicle.Copy !req
131. Alone.Copy !req
132. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
133. How'd you get...?Copy !req
134. You dropped something.Copy !req
135. You can really cover a lot of ground
when you're in a hurry.Copy !req
136. Thanks.Copy !req
137. Is this yours?Copy !req
138. Yeah.Copy !req
139. - It's nice.
- Thanks.Copy !req
140. Yeah, it kind of reminds me
of early Chagall.Copy !req
141. Elegant, but whimsical.Copy !req
142. Very much in the...Copy !req
143. - ... tradition of the old Dutch Masters.
- I'm impressed.Copy !req
144. Don't be. I noticed all the art in your
apartment, so I Googled it at the office.Copy !req
145. - No, but really, I like it.
- Thanks.Copy !req
146. Listen, I wanted to apologize about this
morning for thinking you were a jumper.Copy !req
147. I was hoping to make it up
by taking you to coffee.Copy !req
148. I know this great Italian place
around the corner, Grecchio's on 6th.Copy !req
149. Or, listen, maybe tomorrow's better.
Say, 1:00?Copy !req
150. Yes.Copy !req
151. - Okay.
- Yeah?Copy !req
152. Okay. So tomorrow then, 1:00.Copy !req
153. - You make sure she gets there.
- Yes, officer.Copy !req
154. - Counting on you.
- I screw it up...Copy !req
155. you can throw away the key.Copy !req
156. See you tomorrow.Copy !req
157. Okay, bye.Copy !req
158. Patience.Copy !req
159. - That is a man in serious like with you.
- You think?Copy !req
160. - Hello.
- We got a lot of work to do.Copy !req
161. First, you gotta shave those legs.Copy !req
162. Second, wear that leather outfit
we got you for your birthday.Copy !req
163. - Remember?
- First, it's only coffee.Copy !req
164. And second, I will never, ever,
ever wear that leather outfit.Copy !req
165. Good night!Copy !req
166. Hi, this is Patience in the art department.Copy !req
167. Yeah, I'm expecting a messenger
to come and pick up-Copy !req
168. But it's gotta be there by midnight.Copy !req
169. Well, I...
I know it's not your fault, but...Copy !req
170. Okay.Copy !req
171. I'll take it myself.Copy !req
172. Hello? Is anybody in there?Copy !req
173. Oh, come on, Slavicky.Copy !req
174. When did you grow a conscience?Copy !req
175. I don't care that the FDA never saw
the headaches...Copy !req
176. and the nausea and the fainting spells.Copy !req
177. Those are symptoms I can live with.Copy !req
178. Hello?Copy !req
179. And with what we stand to make
from consumers demanding their fix...Copy !req
180. I can live with it being addictive.Copy !req
181. But these side effects
from the long-term studies...Copy !req
182. That won't happen if they keep using it.Copy !req
183. And we'll make sure they do...Copy !req
184. because that's where
the money comes from.Copy !req
185. I'm not sure anymore.Copy !req
186. Hello? Hello?Copy !req
187. I thought I could live with it...Copy !req
188. but I can't live with turning
people into monsters.Copy !req
189. Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
190. Let me pull the plug.
We can't let this go on the shelves.Copy !req
191. Who's there?Copy !req
192. - Armando, come in.
- I'm on my way.Copy !req
193. You can come out now. It's okay.Copy !req
194. We'd just like to ask you a few questions.Copy !req
195. Uh... Sorry.Copy !req
196. But I think maybe I'm in the wrong-Copy !req
197. - What are you doing?
- Don't ever do that again.Copy !req
198. Where is she?Copy !req
199. She ran down to waste treatment,
jumped in a pipe.Copy !req
200. We don't know who she is,
but we know what she heard.Copy !req
201. We can't risk it. Get rid of her.Copy !req
202. Seal the door.Copy !req
203. Whoa!Copy !req
204. Patience,
I've never been so proud of you.Copy !req
205. You're probably sipping
your decaf soy whatever...Copy !req
206. fantasizing about licking
the foam off his lips.Copy !req
207. Wait, that's what I'm doing.
How'd the presentation go?Copy !req
208. Did you get me free samples of it?
Listen, call me.Copy !req
209. What...?Copy !req
210. Hi, I'll take a decaf latte.Copy !req
211. Hey, Patience, it's Tom Lone.
I'm here at Grecchio's waiting...Copy !req
212. and you're not here.Copy !req
213. Anyway, I gotta
get back to work, so, uh...Copy !req
214. Bye.Copy !req
215. Okay, kitty.
It's time for you to go home.Copy !req
216. Now...Copy !req
217. - Are you Ophelia Powers?
- Yes.Copy !req
218. - I got your cat off a ledge and ever since-
- Why, Midnight.Copy !req
219. You've never brought a stranger
home before.Copy !req
220. Please, come in.Copy !req
221. No, I can't come in.
I've got to go to- I'm late.Copy !req
222. - Midnight.
- I'm sorry?Copy !req
223. Her name.Copy !req
224. She's an Egyptian Mau,
the rarest of breeds. Temple cats.Copy !req
225. It's said that Maus have special powers.Copy !req
226. Mm-hm. Like popping out of nowhere?
I know.Copy !req
227. Among other things.Copy !req
228. Uh-huh.Copy !req
229. Your cat...Copy !req
230. Socrates!Copy !req
231. No caffeine.Copy !req
232. It makes him irritable.Copy !req
233. You look a little out of sorts yourself,
my dear.Copy !req
234. The cats, perhaps.Copy !req
235. They seem to be taking quite
an unusual shine to you.Copy !req
236. This has been a really bad day
for me already.Copy !req
237. - I can't even remember most of yesterday.
- Perhaps I can help you.Copy !req
238. Right.Copy !req
239. This really isn't your problem.
I don't even know why I'm here.Copy !req
240. - It's all right. Tell me.
- Really. I'm late for work.Copy !req
241. - I'm sorry. I shouldn't even...
- Come back anytime. I'm always here.Copy !req
242. Catnip.Copy !req
243. No-Copy !req
244. I'm fine. I am fine.Copy !req
245. What the hell is wrong with you?Copy !req
246. You never delivered the design!Copy !req
247. You don't even know where they are.Copy !req
248. You do not know where they are because,
and I quote you, you "cannot remember"!Copy !req
249. Your incompetence is staggering!Copy !req
250. Huh?Copy !req
251. Are you even listening to me?Copy !req
252. Uh-uh.Copy !req
253. I'm sorry!Copy !req
254. "Sorry"?Copy !req
255. Sorry's not nearly enough.Copy !req
256. Okay.Copy !req
257. Then let me try the remix.Copy !req
258. I'm sorry for every second I wasted...Copy !req
259. working for an untalented,
unethical egomaniac like you.Copy !req
260. Clean out your cubicle. You are fired.Copy !req
261. Wait! Mr. Hedare!Copy !req
262. I didn't mean it.Copy !req
263. Did I?Copy !req
264. My hero.Copy !req
265. Where did that come from?Copy !req
266. I don't know, it's like I can't describe it.Copy !req
267. I was saying it, but I wasn't saying it.
Do you understand?Copy !req
268. Whoever said it has the thanks
of a grateful art department.Copy !req
269. You don't understand, Sal.
I wanted to cause him pain.Copy !req
270. I'm sorry.Copy !req
271. - What was that?
- Allergies?Copy !req
272. Maybe?Copy !req
273. You just got fired, remember?Copy !req
274. But it's so pretty.Copy !req
275. Sal? Sal?Copy !req
276. Sally?Copy !req
277. Sally! Sally?Copy !req
278. Hey.Copy !req
279. Ever noticed when they keep you for
observation no one really observes you?Copy !req
280. - Did they tell you what was wrong?
- Oh, they have no idea.Copy !req
281. They did run a million fun tests, though.Copy !req
282. Hey, upside, you gotta see my doctor.Copy !req
283. I can see you're feeling better.Copy !req
284. Reminds me, what's up with
the "hot yet modest, but who cares...Copy !req
285. because he's so hot" detective?Copy !req
286. It's not gonna work out, Sal.Copy !req
287. Patience, you never think
it's gonna work.Copy !req
288. Because it doesn't. I've got a good
reason for saying it this time. Trust me.Copy !req
289. Look, this time I refuse
to let you sabotage a good thing.Copy !req
290. If it's broke, fix it.Copy !req
291. All right? Now, I love you,
and he is gonna love you. Now, go.Copy !req
292. Go give him some brown sugar.Copy !req
293. I gotta meet my hottie doctor.Copy !req
294. Tell me I look vulnerable.Copy !req
295. Being good is something you keep
in your heart because you put it there.Copy !req
296. I'm not saying it's easy. I'm not saying
some people don't choose to be bad.Copy !req
297. But I want something different for you.
I want something better.Copy !req
298. - You understand?
- Yeah.Copy !req
299. - Can I see your gun?
- No. You know what makes somebody-Copy !req
300. - Will you shoot it?
- No.Copy !req
301. I want you to be
the good guys, got it?Copy !req
302. - Yeah.
- Let's go shoot some hoops.Copy !req
303. I called the police station
and they said you might be here.Copy !req
304. You never got your coffee.Copy !req
305. Well, you're a brave man to be facing
a mob like this. No backup?Copy !req
306. I'm used to working alone,
most of the time.Copy !req
307. - Is that by choice, or-
- Yeah, theirs.Copy !req
308. No, I've had partners before.
Turns out I take my job too seriously.Copy !req
309. You know my friend Sally?
That's what she says about me.Copy !req
310. She says that I'm fun-deficient.Copy !req
311. - I don't believe that.
- That's what she says.Copy !req
312. One-on-one?Copy !req
313. - Who? Me and her?
- Yeah, come on.Copy !req
314. You wanna do this?Copy !req
315. One-on-one
One-on-oneCopy !req
316. I haven't done that since I was a kid.Copy !req
317. Come on.Copy !req
318. Whoo!Copy !req
319. Come on.Copy !req
320. Yeah!Copy !req
321. Whoa!Copy !req
322. Can we have our ball back?Copy !req
323. You don't seem so fun-deficient to me.Copy !req
324. Mr. Hedare wanted me to inform you
he'll be at the factory the rest of the day.Copy !req
325. If by "factory"
you mean the Four Seasons...Copy !req
326. teaching Drina
to unlock the minibar...Copy !req
327. - ... consider me informed.
- He'll be working with-Copy !req
328. Wesley, George hasn't said anything
meaningful to me since he said "I do. "Copy !req
329. - Hello?
- You'd think with the advances...Copy !req
330. in medicine, this place
would have a wet bar.Copy !req
331. - Seems like you're feeling better.
- Some new medication I can't pronounce.Copy !req
332. - So, what's up?
- Nothing. Just fixing a little snack.Copy !req
333. What I'd like to know is
did you fix it with the cute cop?Copy !req
334. - I think I did.
- Whoo!Copy !req
335. Details! And make it good, honey.Copy !req
336. I'm sitting here in a paper dress,
for God's sakes.Copy !req
337. All we did was talk.
And play a little one-on-one.Copy !req
338. - You know how to play basketball?
- Apparently I do.Copy !req
339. - I even went Shaquille on his butt.
- Patience, have I taught you nothing?Copy !req
340. You never beat a guy at sports.
It messes them up.Copy !req
341. They end up in a men's group,
banging on a drum.Copy !req
342. It's not like I meant to.
It just happened.Copy !req
343. I'm telling you, Sal, something really,
really weird is happening to me.Copy !req
344. - I practically jumped him.
- That's called lust, sweetheart.Copy !req
345. - Animal attraction.
- You think?Copy !req
346. What if it gets worse?Copy !req
347. - I mean, what if the next time-
- Next time? He asked you out again?Copy !req
348. - I love this guy.
- So do I. But it's me I'm worried about.Copy !req
349. - I felt like I couldn't be myself.
- Well, feel free to be me next time.Copy !req
350. - Sally-
- I'm teasing. Just be yourself.Copy !req
351. Myself.Copy !req
352. Okay.Copy !req
353. - I'll try.
- Oh, I gotta go.Copy !req
354. Future father of my children's coming.
Sweet dreams, honey.Copy !req
355. Excuse me. I think I might have a fever.Copy !req
356. Hey!Copy !req
357. - Shut that off!
- Get a life!Copy !req
358. Yeah, get a life, you loser!Copy !req
359. Sorry, babe. This ain't the slumber party.Copy !req
360. However...Copy !req
361. in your case,
I can make an exception.Copy !req
362. I'm flattered.Copy !req
363. But do you think this one time...Copy !req
364. you could turn the music down
just a little...Copy !req
365. bit.Copy !req
366. Tell you what, why don't I do it myself?Copy !req
367. Hey! Hey! Listen, you freak-Copy !req
368. I'm sorry, what did you say?
Is the music still too loud?Copy !req
369. Hey!Copy !req
370. You hear that? It's called silence.Copy !req
371. That's all I ever wanted.
Now, keep it down.Copy !req
372. Thanks for the party. I had fun.Copy !req
373. - Time to accessorize.
- My bike!Copy !req
374. Amateurs.Copy !req
375. You boys thought you could come in here
and steal all these beautiful things?Copy !req
376. What a purr-fect idea.Copy !req
377. Oh!Copy !req
378. Meow.Copy !req
379. That was one of a kind.Copy !req
380. - From Egypt.
- That's a hell of a profile.Copy !req
381. Thieves said she jumps around like a cat.Copy !req
382. What should we call her?
"Cat Chick"? No, no. "Cat Broad. "Copy !req
383. What do you got?Copy !req
384. Cupcakes.Copy !req
385. Midnight.Copy !req
386. I knew you'd come back
when you were ready.Copy !req
387. The goddess Bast.Copy !req
388. The Maus are sacred to Bast.
They're her messengers.Copy !req
389. - You wrote this?
- I was a professor for 20 years...Copy !req
390. until I was denied tenure.Copy !req
391. Male academia.Copy !req
392. Bast is a rarity.Copy !req
393. A goddess of the moon, and of the sun.Copy !req
394. She represents the duality in all women.
Docile, yet aggressive.Copy !req
395. Nurturing, yet ferocious.Copy !req
396. But what does all of this
have to do with me? I mean-Copy !req
397. What happened the other night?Copy !req
398. - I don't remember.
- Do you want me to tell you?Copy !req
399. Yes.Copy !req
400. You died.Copy !req
401. What?Copy !req
402. I didn't die. Look at me, I'm right here.Copy !req
403. You died.Copy !req
404. - But you were reborn.
- Oh, you're crazy.Copy !req
405. - You are a crazy cat lady.
- Midnight knew your fate.Copy !req
406. That's why she tested you.Copy !req
407. To see if you were worthy
of a gift she could give you.Copy !req
408. A gift that could change your life...Copy !req
409. and give you a new one.Copy !req
410. You're not alone, child.
He's saved others before you. Look.Copy !req
411. Catwomen are not contained
by the rules of society.Copy !req
412. You follow your own desires.Copy !req
413. This is both a blessing and a curse.Copy !req
414. You will often be alone
and misunderstood.Copy !req
415. But you will experience a freedom
other women will never know.Copy !req
416. You are a catwoman.
Every sight, every smell...Copy !req
417. every sound, incredibly heightened.Copy !req
418. Fierce independence, total confidence,
inhuman reflexes.Copy !req
419. - So I'm not Patience anymore?
- You are Patience.Copy !req
420. And you are Catwoman.Copy !req
421. Accept it, child.Copy !req
422. You've spent a lifetime caged.Copy !req
423. By accepting who you are,
all of who you are...Copy !req
424. you can be free.
And freedom is power.Copy !req
425. You saved my life, Midnight.Copy !req
426. But somebody killed me...Copy !req
427. and I've got to find out who, and why.Copy !req
428. You dealt with Slavicky?Copy !req
429. It's done.Copy !req
430. Oh, my God. We danced all night.Copy !req
431. - Been here all night.
- Absolutely.Copy !req
432. Keep the change.Copy !req
433. - What can I do for you?
- White Russian.Copy !req
434. No ice, hold the vodka, hold the Kahlua.Copy !req
435. Cream. Straight up.Copy !req
436. Ah!Copy !req
437. Looking for something?Copy !req
438. The other night you killed somebody.
She was a nice girl. Why?Copy !req
439. Cat got your tongue?Copy !req
440. I don't know. They told me to flush
the pipes so I flushed the pipes.Copy !req
441. - Why?
- I don't know why.Copy !req
442. Beau-line. There's something
wrong with Beau-line.Copy !req
443. She heard something
she wasn't supposed to hear.Copy !req
444. And Hedare is covering it up.Copy !req
445. I can't live with turning people
into monsters.Copy !req
446. Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
447. Wow!Copy !req
448. You look amazing. Wow.Copy !req
449. - Do you like it?
- Love it.Copy !req
450. - Like the hair?
- Love the hair.Copy !req
451. - Did good?
- You did real good.Copy !req
452. This guy is good for you.Copy !req
453. Aren't you glad I pushed you into it?
Props to Sally. Let me hear my props.Copy !req
454. - Props to Sally.
- Yeah.Copy !req
455. - Clothes, and a treat.
- Ooh.Copy !req
456. So are you gonna be okay, or what?Copy !req
457. I do feel better. That's maybe laying off
the Cosmos for a couple days.Copy !req
458. Check this out.Copy !req
459. Some chick in a cat suit
murdered Slavicky last night.Copy !req
460. The actions of this lunatic will not
keep Beau-line off the shelves.Copy !req
461. We will launch next week as planned...Copy !req
462. because we owe it to the women
of this country.Copy !req
463. - Because-
- Please. That guy is so full of himself.Copy !req
464. - I'm almost out.
- Let's see.Copy !req
465. How long have you
been having headaches?Copy !req
466. - About a month.
- Do me a favor.Copy !req
467. - Stop using this.
- Why?Copy !req
468. Because it's making you sick. Trust me.Copy !req
469. Thank you, lieutenant.
You're gonna roll with him.Copy !req
470. For Tom, from forensics.Copy !req
471. Oh, and Slavicky homicide.
Maybe you'll want to look at that.Copy !req
472. Hey, Bob, let me ask you a question.Copy !req
473. Would your wife crawl out on the ledge
of a building to rescue a cat?Copy !req
474. Maybe, if the cat was carrying a pizza.Copy !req
475. Well, there are similarities.Copy !req
476. - Shape of the S, harsh stroke of the R's.
- Were they written by the same person?Copy !req
477. Well, it's not an exact science.Copy !req
478. But this first one. The broad spacing
of the letters? Indicative of loneliness.Copy !req
479. And the O reaching out, insecure.
Handwriting of a people-pleaser.Copy !req
480. Now, we look at the loop of the Y.Copy !req
481. Very self-confident, almost angry.Copy !req
482. And the O, well, this person
doesn't like to play by the rules.Copy !req
483. - So they're different people.
- Very.Copy !req
484. If you put these two women
in the same room...Copy !req
485. you're gonna have one hell of a party.Copy !req
486. - You got a big weekend planned, Tom?
- I do now.Copy !req
487. Aren't you supposed to let me win?Copy !req
488. Not that kind of girl.Copy !req
489. - What kind of girl is that?
- A loser.Copy !req
490. Hey, can I ask you a question?Copy !req
491. You work for Hedare, right?
Somebody was murdered at his factory.Copy !req
492. Hey! All right.Copy !req
493. I'm sorry.Copy !req
494. Can you think of anybody who might
have a grudge against the company?Copy !req
495. Lots of people. George Hedare isn't
the nicest guy in the world, you know.Copy !req
496. He fired me.Copy !req
497. What? Am I a suspect now, detective?Copy !req
498. No.Copy !req
499. Looks like we'll be
up here for a while.Copy !req
500. You in a hurry?Copy !req
501. Mom!Copy !req
502. - Hey!
- Don't move!Copy !req
503. Hold on tight. I gotta stop this thing.Copy !req
504. - Mom!
- Frankie.Copy !req
505. Mom! Mom!Copy !req
506. Help, Mom!Copy !req
507. Mom!Copy !req
508. Help, Mom! Help! Help!Copy !req
509. You are one tough little guy,
you know that?Copy !req
510. - Take it easy, partner.
- Bye.Copy !req
511. It's over.Copy !req
512. Well, I'm not sure how you did it,
but I'm impressed.Copy !req
513. Well, I saw how you did. And so am I.Copy !req
514. - You know what?
- What?Copy !req
515. We should celebrate.Copy !req
516. Why don't you let me
take you to dinner tonight?Copy !req
517. I would love to, but I can't.
Not tonight. I've got...Copy !req
518. some business
that I have to take care of.Copy !req
519. You picked the wrong house.Copy !req
520. You're the cat that killed Slavicky.Copy !req
521. You don't believe everything
you see on TV, do you?Copy !req
522. - What do you want?
- Your husband. Is he home?Copy !req
523. I'm here. Why on earth
would he be home?Copy !req
524. Oh, too bad.Copy !req
525. If your husband ever comes home,
tell him I know all about Beau-line.Copy !req
526. It's disease in a jar.
I wouldn't caulk a sink with it.Copy !req
527. - Come on. I've been using it for years.
- It's your funeral.Copy !req
528. Because whoever killed Slavicky did it
to keep Beau-line's toxic little secret.Copy !req
529. Are you suggesting that my husband
is a murderer?Copy !req
530. I'm suggesting that
you tell me where he is.Copy !req
531. - So I'll ask him myself.
- I suppose I should be shocked.Copy !req
532. Protest his innocence. But the truth is...Copy !req
533. that man's capable of anything.Copy !req
534. You wanna find him?Copy !req
535. There he is.Copy !req
536. - Thanks.
- I'd like to help.Copy !req
537. How can I reach you?Copy !req
538. I'm not exactly listed.Copy !req
539. Take my phone.Copy !req
540. Call the cops.
You're not going to believe this.Copy !req
541. I think this is a total waste of time.Copy !req
542. - Don't.
- What?Copy !req
543. Think. Ever.Copy !req
544. Consider it a condition of our relationship.Copy !req
545. - I love this part.
- Huh?Copy !req
546. - Who the hell-?
- Like my nails?Copy !req
547. - Just got them done.
- Ah!Copy !req
548. Oops. My bad.Copy !req
549. Get your paws off me this instant!Copy !req
550. I know about Beau-line,
and your cover-up.Copy !req
551. What?Copy !req
552. So did my girl, Patience.
That's why you killed her.Copy !req
553. - What? I didn't kill her-
- Too bad your last words will be a lie.Copy !req
554. Freeze!Copy !req
555. Hey!Copy !req
556. Hold it right there.
Don't you move.Copy !req
557. Now, come down from there
nice and easy.Copy !req
558. Cats come when they feel like it.Copy !req
559. Not when they're told.Copy !req
560. I won't tell you again. You turn around.
Hands on your head.Copy !req
561. Ooh...Copy !req
562. You're under arrest.Copy !req
563. Gotcha!Copy !req
564. - You think this is a game?
- Now we're playing.Copy !req
565. - You're playing. I'm at work.
- Seems like you love your job.Copy !req
566. - Don't I get din-din first?
- I'll feed you in your cell.Copy !req
567. Careful. That cable hits us,
we're both fried.Copy !req
568. I knew I felt a spark between us.Copy !req
569. - Not on the first date.
- Don't flatter yourself. I'm taken.Copy !req
570. - Does she know about us?
- There's no "us. "Copy !req
571. Too bad.Copy !req
572. It's over.Copy !req
573. There she is.Copy !req
574. Okay, boys.Copy !req
575. Show of hands.
Who can see in the dark?Copy !req
576. I can.Copy !req
577. But this is a disaster!
It's a total bloody disaster.Copy !req
578. How does she know all this?
Who is she, anyway? And how come-?Copy !req
579. It's all right.Copy !req
580. Don't be scared.Copy !req
581. Great. You haven't got a clue, do you?
We are in absolute ruin here...Copy !req
582. and your brilliant piece of advice
to me is: "Don't be scared"?Copy !req
583. No. My advice to you, George...Copy !req
584. quit the self-tanning.Copy !req
585. Stop eating Viagra like they're vitamins.Copy !req
586. Resist the urge to date children born the
same day they invented the cell phone.Copy !req
587. For once, George, in your miserable life...Copy !req
588. be a man!Copy !req
589. Ow...Copy !req
590. Terrific.Copy !req
591. Beau-line works wonders, doesn't it?Copy !req
592. Okay, Sal. What do you think?Copy !req
593. I don't know. You going to a church
or a Playboy mansion?Copy !req
594. Well, that was helpful.Copy !req
595. I'm such a freak.Copy !req
596. Please, I'm a freak Thursday
through Sunday, big deal.Copy !req
597. Okay, but what if he doesn't like...Copy !req
598. - ... the real me?
- He can't pick and choose, Patience.Copy !req
599. If he wants this to work,
he's gonna have to like all of you.Copy !req
600. - Señora Hedare. Perdón.
- Go.Copy !req
601. Pretty.Copy !req
602. - Thanks.
- Oh, you too.Copy !req
603. But I was talking about the fish.Copy !req
604. Detective work is like dating.Copy !req
605. It's all about the pursuit.
But when you catch them-Copy !req
606. You like your sushi, huh?Copy !req
607. That's good.Copy !req
608. So tell me about this one...Copy !req
609. that got away.Copy !req
610. - Catwoman.
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
611. - You heard of her?
- Oh, yeah. Hot, black leather, whip.Copy !req
612. She kissed me.Copy !req
613. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
614. - What do you think about that?
- Depends.Copy !req
615. - You like bad girls?
- Only if they like me back.Copy !req
616. No, listen, bad isn't something
that does it for me.Copy !req
617. Okay, bad, good.
Gotta be something in between, right?Copy !req
618. Maybe it's a little more complicated.Copy !req
619. - Why don't we talk about you?
- Okay.Copy !req
620. - What's it like to be an artist?
- Well, I'm not really an artist.Copy !req
621. I mean, yeah, I did go to art school...Copy !req
622. but then I got a regularjob
at an advertising agency...Copy !req
623. and now I don't really know
what I am anymore.Copy !req
624. Well, I know what you are.Copy !req
625. You're different.Copy !req
626. You're special.Copy !req
627. - And I like that about you.
- Thanks.Copy !req
628. No, it's true.Copy !req
629. And I want to know more about you.Copy !req
630. You know, I guess there's a few things
I need to explain.Copy !req
631. Like what, your new look? Huh?Copy !req
632. - Your dunk shot?
- No, that's not what I was thinking.Copy !req
633. Hey.Copy !req
634. You can tell me anything.Copy !req
635. I'm...Copy !req
636. I hate the rain!Copy !req
637. What were you saying?Copy !req
638. Nothing important.Copy !req
639. Tom?Copy !req
640. It's me.Copy !req
641. You were right about Beau-line's secrets.Copy !req
642. I can't believe it, but you were right.
Beau-line is toxic.Copy !req
643. I have proof. We can stop him,
but we have to stop him together.Copy !req
644. George will be launching Beau-line
at a press conference tomorrow.Copy !req
645. Beau-line will be on the shelves
on Monday.Copy !req
646. So, what'd you find?Copy !req
647. Enough evidence to put someone away
for a long, long time.Copy !req
648. I was everything they wanted me to be.Copy !req
649. I was never more beautiful.Copy !req
650. Never more powerful.Copy !req
651. And then I turned 40
and they threw me away.Copy !req
652. It's all there behind the desk.Copy !req
653. How'd I do?Copy !req
654. The clawed-flesh thing
was a little tricky...Copy !req
655. but I think I pulled it off.Copy !req
656. - You killed him?
- No one is gonna stop Beau-line...Copy !req
657. from hitting the shelves.Copy !req
658. Not Slavicky.Copy !req
659. Not George. And certainly not you.Copy !req
660. I'm sorry. I'm forgetting my manners.Copy !req
661. Can I offer you something?Copy !req
662. Can of tuna? Saucer of milk?Copy !req
663. Smoking gun? Which, sweetheart, you
just emptied into my husband's chest.Copy !req
664. Oh, George!Copy !req
665. Help, somebody help!
It's Catwoman! She killed George.Copy !req
666. Oh, my God!Copy !req
667. Patience.Copy !req
668. I'm sorry.Copy !req
669. I guess you could take this right
out of my hands if you wanted.Copy !req
670. If I wanted.Copy !req
671. I'm telling you, Slavicky had evidence
that Beau-line was toxic.Copy !req
672. That's why Laurel killed him.Copy !req
673. George found out and she killed him too.
She was covering it up.Copy !req
674. Ballistics show the same weapon killed
both men: the gun in your hand.Copy !req
675. - Catwoman's hand.
- What's the difference?Copy !req
676. - Guess it doesn't matter.
- Don't you understand?Copy !req
677. All of the evidence, every single piece,
it points to you.Copy !req
678. There's nothing that shows me
anything else.Copy !req
679. There's me.Copy !req
680. You can believe me.Copy !req
681. Do you remember the first time
you saw me?Copy !req
682. Yeah.Copy !req
683. What did you see?Copy !req
684. A girl...Copy !req
685. rescuing a cat.Copy !req
686. No, you didn't.Copy !req
687. You saw a crazy person out on a ledge
trying to jump.Copy !req
688. And all the evidence pointed to that,
didn't it?Copy !req
689. I really need you to believe me.Copy !req
690. How can I?Copy !req
691. I don't know who you are.Copy !req
692. I'm the same girl
you were with last night.Copy !req
693. Take her back.Copy !req
694. You be a nice kitty, now.Copy !req
695. Look at it this way, Lone.Copy !req
696. You may have lost your woman,
but at least you got your man.Copy !req
697. Did I?Copy !req
698. Yeah.Copy !req
699. Hello, Midnight.Copy !req
700. You've spent a lifetime caged.Copy !req
701. By accepting who you are,
all of who you are...Copy !req
702. you can be free.Copy !req
703. And freedom is power.Copy !req
704. It's not just about me anymore, Midnight.Copy !req
705. You know...Copy !req
706. Lassie would have brought me a key.Copy !req
707. Cross your paws.Copy !req
708. - We're gonna shift-change.
- All right.Copy !req
709. - Dave's gonna take over then?
- Yeah, as far as I know.Copy !req
710. Yeah, right through here, pal.Copy !req
711. You'll get to talk to a lawyer.Copy !req
712. Are you okay?Copy !req
713. A girl like me lands on her feet.Copy !req
714. Wait! Wait!Copy !req
715. My husband dreamed of a world...Copy !req
716. where every woman could be
as beautiful as she wanted to be.Copy !req
717. He dedicated his life pursuing that dream.
As Hedare's new chief executive...Copy !req
718. I intend to make that dream a reality...Copy !req
719. by proceeding with tomorrow's launch
of Beau-line.Copy !req
720. Thank you!Copy !req
721. Thank you so much. I have been dying
to get some of this stuff.Copy !req
722. My husband would have wanted you
to have it. He wanted that for everyone.Copy !req
723. - Detective Lone. What a surprise.
- Yeah?Copy !req
724. Everyone, this is the man that brought
my husband's killer to justice.Copy !req
725. Can I talk to you, in private?Copy !req
726. Come upstairs to my office.Copy !req
727. Number five, ready to go.
Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
728. Yeah, go ahead. Right there.Copy !req
729. Get a move on.
Gotta meet that midnight delivery.Copy !req
730. I saw her standing over him.
There were claw marks all over his body.Copy !req
731. - But not on Slavicky's.
- Because she didn't have the time.Copy !req
732. She also didn't have a motive.Copy !req
733. - I don't know.
- What if I told you I know the truth?Copy !req
734. That I know who killed your husband,
I know about Beau-line.Copy !req
735. Why, detective, you make it sound
like I'm a suspect.Copy !req
736. What if I told you I had evidence?Copy !req
737. If you have evidence,
then how come I'm not in cuffs?Copy !req
738. Well, you're a smart woman,
Mrs. Hedare. Beautiful. Rich.Copy !req
739. I thought maybe we could
work something out.Copy !req
740. So this evidence... You'll make it
disappear? Pin it on the other girl?Copy !req
741. If that's what you want me to do.Copy !req
742. And you?Copy !req
743. - What do you want?
- You just gave me what I want.Copy !req
744. You just told me it was you.Copy !req
745. Now, why would you believe it was me?Copy !req
746. Because I finally trusted a friend.Copy !req
747. Yeah, well, your friend just got you killed.Copy !req
748. Ah!Copy !req
749. Don't be stupid, Laurel.
You don't want to kill a cop.Copy !req
750. I'm a woman, Lone.Copy !req
751. I'm used to doing all kinds
of things I don't wanna do.Copy !req
752. Give my regards to my husband.Copy !req
753. How sweet.Copy !req
754. Thanks. Now I can kill you both.Copy !req
755. Hold on, I gotta stop.Copy !req
756. How is it?Copy !req
757. Well, there goes my jump shot.Copy !req
758. Listen.Copy !req
759. I want you to know I'm sorry.Copy !req
760. I should have trusted you all along.Copy !req
761. You're confusing me with somebody else.Copy !req
762. Come on, Patience.Copy !req
763. I'll take this side.Copy !req
764. I can't believe I ever trusted you.Copy !req
765. - You're a fake.
- And what are you? A hero?Copy !req
766. A thief?Copy !req
767. A freak?Copy !req
768. If you don't have an identity,
why keep it a secret?Copy !req
769. Because you killed me.Copy !req
770. It was me you flushed down the pipes.Copy !req
771. I'm Patience Philips.Copy !req
772. That's who's under there?Copy !req
773. - I can't be hurt.
- Beau-line.Copy !req
774. You stop using it
and your face disintegrates.Copy !req
775. And if you keep using it,
skin like living marble.Copy !req
776. And you can't feel a thing.Copy !req
777. You're just a scared little girl
playing dress-up.Copy !req
778. Nobody. Nothing.Copy !req
779. Where do you think you're going?Copy !req
780. You're gonna look like a cop-killer.Copy !req
781. You wanted to save him.
Honey, you couldn't save yourself.Copy !req
782. Game over.Copy !req
783. Guess what.Copy !req
784. It's overtime.Copy !req
785. Give me your hand!Copy !req
786. Help me!Copy !req
787. I might not be a hero,
but I'm certainly not a killer.Copy !req
788. You know...Copy !req
789. once Laurel's boys start talking...Copy !req
790. we'll be able to wrap up
these murder cases pretty easy.Copy !req
791. And if Patience is back in her cell
by tomorrow morning...Copy !req
792. it'll be awfully tough to prove
that she was Catwoman.Copy !req
793. Exactly.Copy !req
794. Delicious, thank you.Copy !req
795. You know, the strawberry was good too.Copy !req
796. The day I died
was the day I started to live.Copy !req
797. In my old life, I longed for someone
to see what was special in me.Copy !req
798. You did, and for that
you'll always be in my heart.Copy !req
799. But what I really needed
was for me to see it.Copy !req
800. And now I do.Copy !req
801. You're a good man, Tom.Copy !req
802. But you live in a world that has no place
for someone like me.Copy !req
803. You see, sometimes I'm good.
Oh, I'm very good.Copy !req
804. But sometimes I'm bad.
But only as bad as I wanna be.Copy !req
805. Freedom is power.Copy !req
806. To live a life untamed and unafraid
is the gift that I've been given...Copy !req
807. and so my journey begins.Copy !req