1. Once upon a time,Copy !req
2. there was a princess
and a peasant.Copy !req
3. She lived atop a hill
in a glittering castle.Copy !req
4. There she had a servant
who kept her castle in order,Copy !req
5. Selected and pressed her robes
for the day,Copy !req
6. prepared her royal breakfast,Copy !req
7. and Served it to her
in her chambers.Copy !req
8. She had fame, She had fortune,
She had...Copy !req
9. product endorsements.Copy !req
10. But She was not
what She Seemed.Copy !req
11. On the other hand,
in a humble village far away,Copy !req
12. the peasant had
none of her luxuriesCopy !req
13. but he had a dream.Copy !req
14. And Soon, with a fond farewellCopy !req
15. from his closest friends
and gifts of good luckCopy !req
16. best wishes,
and useless junk...Copy !req
17. Oh, well, it's the thought
that counts.Copy !req
18. His world was about
to clash with hersCopy !req
19. in a place called Hollywood.Copy !req
20. Whee!Copy !req
21. Huh?Copy !req
22. Who, me?Copy !req
23. Wow!Copy !req
24. - So long.
- Taxi!Copy !req
25. Huh?Copy !req
26. Oh.Copy !req
27. Mwah.Copy !req
28. Ahh!Copy !req
29. Well, hi there, ma'am.
How you doing?Copy !req
30. - Bored.
- Ha!Copy !req
31. What's your name, there? Okay.Copy !req
32. I'm Danny.
You mind if I sit down?Copy !req
33. - Excuse me.
- Cranston!Copy !req
34. Don't mind him, Danny.Copy !req
35. He was just leaving.Copy !req
36. Hi. I'm Tillie.Copy !req
37. This is Cranston.
Cranston, Danny. Danny, T.W.Copy !req
38. T.W., Danny. Danny, Frances.
Frances, Danny. T.W., Frances...Copy !req
39. So, new in town?Copy !req
40. I... just arrived.Copy !req
41. I...Copy !req
42. I hear Farley Wink
gets good parts for animals.Copy !req
43. If you call hanging from a hook
a good part.Copy !req
44. Well, at least it's a part, huh?Copy !req
45. There's no use trying,
Miss Tillie.Copy !req
46. My fortune cookie
last night saidCopy !req
47. "Give it up, you loser."Copy !req
48. I need a drink.Copy !req
49. Huh.Copy !req
50. Alright, now, let's see.
Go to Hollywood, check.Copy !req
51. - What you got there?
- Oh, well...Copy !req
52. This is a plan I worked out.Copy !req
53. You see, I figure
if I work real hard,Copy !req
54. by Friday, I'll land
my first big part.Copy !req
55. Well, that's how
it worked for you, right?Copy !req
56. - Oh, right.
- Oh, sure.Copy !req
57. - Right.
- Why not Thursday?Copy !req
58. Now, Danny, you just go inCopy !req
59. and let Mr. Wink know
you're here.Copy !req
60. They're casting
a big Noah's Ark movie.Copy !req
61. Lots of work for animals.Copy !req
62. Your tie is a little crooked.Copy !req
63. Give me a minute to straighten
you up, dust you off.Copy !req
64. And perfect. Good luck.Copy !req
65. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
66. Look here, McGabe,Copy !req
67. I need those two monkeys
for another picture.Copy !req
68. Hello. What is it?
You caught me at a bad time.Copy !req
69. I'm casting the Ark picture.
Get off the line.Copy !req
70. Yes, hello. Wink here.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
71. - Mr. Wink?
- Yes!Copy !req
72. If you have
any openings for a talented cat,Copy !req
73. I'm your man.
I mean, your cat.Copy !req
74. Alright! Send over
two chickens and two lions.Copy !req
75. But don't send them over
in the same car this time.Copy !req
76. Sheesh! Let's see, now.Copy !req
77. Ah! "Burros, Camels,
Caribou, Cats."Copy !req
78. Say, you, can you play a cat?Copy !req
79. I am a cat.Copy !req
80. How would
you like to beCopy !req
81. in the next
Darla Dimple picture?Copy !req
82. The Darla Dimple?Copy !req
83. America's sweetheart,
lover of children and animals?Copy !req
84. One and the same, kid.
One and the same.Copy !req
85. Just sign here.Copy !req
86. Here, here, here,
and here, here, here.Copy !req
87. And over there, down the
middle, down in the middle...Copy !req
88. Sawyer, what happened to you?Copy !req
89. Did you walk under a ladder,
sm-smash a mirror?Copy !req
90. Have you looked in one lately?Copy !req
91. Heh. No. A cat crossed my path.Copy !req
92. Really? Orange tabby?Copy !req
93. Yeah.Copy !req
94. - Green vest? Straw hat?
- Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
95. - Ha! What a co-winky-dink.
- How'd you know?Copy !req
96. Oh, hippo intuition?Copy !req
97. Ah! And initial this.Copy !req
98. Wow! This is
a dream come true.Copy !req
99. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
but don't forgetCopy !req
100. 10% of that dream is mine.Copy !req
101. Welcome to Hollywood!Copy !req
102. Farley Wink's animal agency.
Can I help you?Copy !req
103. You need a lamb
for the Moses picture?Copy !req
104. - Yeah!
- Oh. A Sacrificial lamb?Copy !req
105. - No, no!
- Sorry. Fresh out.Copy !req
106. Every day I ask myself,Copy !req
107. why do I put up with this?Copy !req
108. - For the glamour.
- What, this pigsty?Copy !req
109. - No offense, Herb
- None taken.Copy !req
110. Unless, of course,
you're referring toCopy !req
111. the glamour of filing,
the romance of typing.Copy !req
112. Tillie, what are you doing?Copy !req
113. I'm just fixing you up.Copy !req
114. You'll want to look pretty
in case you meet someone nice.Copy !req
115. Yeah, right, as if he's gonna
come waltzing right through th—Copy !req
116. You're gonna be fine, kid.
You're the cat's meow.Copy !req
117. You can meow, can't you?
Where's Sawyer?Copy !req
118. Ah, Sawyer, sweetie, baby.Copy !req
119. Whatever it is,
the answer is no.Copy !req
120. - I'm in a bit of a jam.
- Too bad.Copy !req
121. Can't find a female cat
for the Ark picture.Copy !req
122. - Tough tabby.
- So guess who gets to fill in.Copy !req
123. - Hm. You?
- Nah.Copy !req
124. I only fill in for those dashing
Clark Gable types.Copy !req
125. Frankly, Clark,
I don't give a —Copy !req
126. - Sawyer...Copy !req
127. I'm a secretary,
not an actress.Copy !req
128. Come on!
I'll give you Sundays off.Copy !req
129. - I never work Sundays.
- Pay you double time.Copy !req
130. - Triple time!
- Triple time?Copy !req
131. - is there an echo in here?
- You're pushing me!Copy !req
132. - No chow, no meow.
- Okay, okay! Triple time!Copy !req
133. Here's your partner.
He's new in town. Be nice.Copy !req
134. Uhh! Forget it!Copy !req
135. Unh-unh-unh. A deal's a deal.Copy !req
136. Now get on over
to that picture!Copy !req
137. Wow. You're...Copy !req
138. Y-you're soaking wet.Copy !req
139. is it raining outside?Copy !req
140. Because it was sunny
when I came in.Copy !req
141. You know,
back where I come from...Copy !req
142. Oh. Here, let me
get the door for you.Copy !req
143. Where I come from, you see
clouds and stuff first,Copy !req
144. and then the rain
comes after it.Copy !req
145. Yeow!Copy !req
146. Sorry.Copy !req
147. Uh, miss.Copy !req
148. Oh, I'm telling you,
one more plucking sceneCopy !req
149. and pooey,
right in the kisser.Copy !req
150. So aggravating and humiliating.Copy !req
151. I'm out of this
picture business.Copy !req
152. There's no place like home.
There's no place like home.Copy !req
153. There's no place like home.
There's no place like...Copy !req
154. home.Copy !req
155. So, I guess we're gonna be
the only two cats on the Ark.Copy !req
156. Huh? Pretty great, huh?Copy !req
157. So much for
preserving the species.Copy !req
158. Hey, Kong,
how's the picture coming?Copy !req
159. Ooohhh! Don't get me started!Copy !req
160. Mmmph!Copy !req
161. You know the King? Wow.Copy !req
162. And on my side of
the tram is stage 13,Copy !req
163. home of Darla Dimple,
America's sweetheart,Copy !req
164. lover of children and animals.Copy !req
165. Look for Darla in
"Li'l Ark Angel" coming soonCopy !req
166. to a theater near you...Copy !req
167. Hey! Hey, mister! I can help you
push that cart, you know?Copy !req
168. Hey, what are you doing?
Get out of here, kid!Copy !req
169. - What's the matter with you?
- Let me help, will ya?Copy !req
170. I'm little, but I'm strong.Copy !req
171. These sweets are
for Miss Dimple.Copy !req
172. Okay, alright.
You don't have to get mad.Copy !req
173. Uh-oh. I'm busted.Copy !req
174. - Hey!
- Hey, you're the cat fromCopy !req
175. this morning, aren't you?Copy !req
176. What are you doing here?Copy !req
177. That icing is just my side job.Copy !req
178. Name's Peabo Pudgemeyer,
but you can call me Pudge.Copy !req
179. Oh. Time to start.Copy !req
180. Better go get your costume.Copy !req
181. - Scripts! Scripts! Scripts!
- "Meow?"Copy !req
182. is that all? Where's the rest?Copy !req
183. You're looking at it.Copy !req
184. But I thought
this was a musical.Copy !req
185. We're supposed to sing
and dance, aren't we?Copy !req
186. Oh, for the love of Moby Dick!Copy !req
187. Listen, tiger,
this town has rules.Copy !req
188. Around here,
cats say "meow."Copy !req
189. Oh, but that's so old hat.Copy !req
190. I'm sure no one would mind if
I just j-j-jazzed this up a bit.Copy !req
191. Alright. Learn it the hard way.Copy !req
192. Ahem.Copy !req
193. Meow.Copy !req
194. Hmm. Meow!Copy !req
195. Dagnabbit! Meow!Copy !req
196. Meow, see? Yeah, that's it.Copy !req
197. Meow. Meow.Copy !req
198. Quiet on the set, please. Quiet!Copy !req
199. Miss Dimple is ready to begin.Copy !req
200. Lights!Copy !req
201. Camera!Copy !req
202. Action!Copy !req
203. Cue the elephant.Copy !req
204. - False tusks.
- Hair.Copy !req
205. The hair! The hair!
Fix the hair!Copy !req
206. Oop. Sorry.Copy !req
207. Meow?Copy !req
208. Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut!Copy !req
209. Cut? Oh, uh, yes, cut, cut.Copy !req
210. Let me down this instant!Copy !req
211. Lower Miss Dimple! Lower her!
Hurry, hurry! Lower Miss Dimple!Copy !req
212. Ah!Copy !req
213. Darla, Darla, Darla!
Here! No, no, I...Copy !req
214. Ohh.Copy !req
215. Flanigan...Copy !req
216. the title of this movie is
"Li'l Ark Angel."Copy !req
217. - isn't it?
- Yes, yes!Copy !req
218. - And who here is an angel?
- Uh, hmm...Copy !req
219. Can you tell me
who here is an angel?Copy !req
220. Why, you are, Darla, sweetheart,
celebrity, darling...Copy !req
221. Angel!Copy !req
222. That's right!
I am an angel!Copy !req
223. I a, an adorable littleCopy !req
224. angel!Copy !req
225. Bonbons will make it all
better, Miss Dimple?Copy !req
226. - Hot fudge sundae, Miss Dimple?
- Your choo-choo?Copy !req
227. - Your Darla doll?
- Your duckie?Copy !req
228. I... hate... animals!Copy !req
229. especially that one!Copy !req
230. Whoa!Copy !req
231. Aah! Get me down from here!Copy !req
232. Flanigan!Copy !req
233. Aah!Copy !req
234. Oh, dear! What a calamity!Copy !req
235. Aah!Copy !req
236. Max!Copy !req
237. Aah! We're doomed!Copy !req
238. Ohh! Hide me!Copy !req
239. Yes, Miss Dimple?Copy !req
240. Been nice knowing you, pal.Copy !req
241. Uh, uh...Copy !req
242. How does the kitty cat go?Copy !req
243. Meow?Copy !req
244. Very good.Copy !req
245. Will that be all, Miss Dimple?Copy !req
246. For the moment.Copy !req
247. Thank you, Max.Copy !req
248. - Your curls are fine.
- Your nails are precious.Copy !req
249. Goodbye, Miss Dimple.Copy !req
250. Okay, everybody.
From the top.Copy !req
251. And I hope there will be
no more interruptions.Copy !req
252. Hmm!Copy !req
253. - Cue me, Frances.
- Oh, the kitty cat went...Copy !req
254. - Oh, yeah.
- Oh! Now, just cut that out.Copy !req
255. Besides, it was
much more like...Copy !req
256. Oh, Danny, wait.Copy !req
257. Now see what you made me do.Copy !req
258. Ooh!Copy !req
259. Oh, dear.Copy !req
260. Maybe one of us
should talk to him.Copy !req
261. Oh, I'll do it. It's time
somebody set that cat straight.Copy !req
262. Since he tap-danced into town,
he's been nothing but trouble.Copy !req
263. Well, I guess this is gonna
set me back a whole day.Copy !req
264. Hm.Copy !req
265. Ah, maybe only half a day.Copy !req
266. Listen, I'm sorry your feelings
got hurt but the fact is —Copy !req
267. I don't get it. What happened
in there, anyway?Copy !req
268. - Oh. Wait —
- Did I hit a sour note?Copy !req
269. 'Cause if I hit a sour note,
I can go back in there.Copy !req
270. - I-I can fix it.
- Danny, they don't care.Copy !req
271. Don't you get it?
What is it with you?Copy !req
272. Why are you so determined
to make a fool of yourself?Copy !req
273. What do you mean?Copy !req
274. All I want to do
is the thing I love.Copy !req
275. Doesn't everyone?Copy !req
276. Uh...Copy !req
277. It's not that simple.Copy !req
278. It is in Kokomo.Copy !req
279. Then maybe that's where
you should have stayed.Copy !req
280. Oh. Better not sing right now.Copy !req
281. Want some?Copy !req
282. No, thanks, Pudge.Copy !req
283. I was gonna slug that big,
dumb Max for ya,Copy !req
284. but, heh, I didn't
want to hurt the guy.Copy !req
285. So what's that Dimple
kid's problem?Copy !req
286. I-I thought
you were great today.Copy !req
287. I'm glad you liked it.Copy !req
288. Yeah, well, you know,
all that...Copy !req
289. - Whoa!
- No.Copy !req
290. It's a little more like...Copy !req
291. Here, I'll show you.Copy !req
292. Hmm.Copy !req
293. Whoa, whoa, whoa...Copy !req
294. Hey, hey, hey. Huh.Copy !req
295. Wait a minute. Where's —
where's that music coming from?Copy !req
296. It's him!
It's Woolie the mammoth!Copy !req
297. Whoa-aa!Copy !req
298. Ooh! Aah! Oh.Copy !req
299. - Ugh!
- Ha ha!Copy !req
300. That — that's it.Copy !req
301. B-flat.Copy !req
302. Why, you have a natural rear
for music, little fellow.Copy !req
303. Little fellow.Copy !req
304. And if my old eyes
aren't failing meCopy !req
305. I say.Copy !req
306. You're the fellow who
caused all that commotion today.Copy !req
307. Um, yeah. I guess I really
upset Miss Dimple.Copy !req
308. Yes, you did.Copy !req
309. Jolly good show!Copy !req
310. Ah. Tea time.Copy !req
311. Would you chaps like a cup?Copy !req
312. - Uh, sure.
- Splendid.Copy !req
313. It's a special peanut brew
from India...Copy !req
314. Oh, did you know
the peanut is not a nut at all?Copy !req
315. And not a pea
for that matter, either.Copy !req
316. No.Copy !req
317. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
318. It's rather odd
they call it a nutCopy !req
319. because it isn't a nut, you see.Copy !req
320. It's a member
of the legume family.Copy !req
321. Sugar?Copy !req
322. - Yeah.
- Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
323. How about pea-legume.Copy !req
324. No, no, no. That wouldn't
make sense either.Copy !req
325. But whatever it is,
it makes a splendid tea.Copy !req
326. My grandmother
developed this recipeCopy !req
327. with certain additions
from yours truly.Copy !req
328. Oh, I forgot the cream.
Would you like some cream?Copy !req
329. - Oh, no! No, no.
- No! Don't go to any trouble.Copy !req
330. Alright, alright, suit yourself.
Suit yourself.Copy !req
331. That music
was great, Woolie.Copy !req
332. Did you write it
for some movie?Copy !req
333. No, no,
it's not for any movie.Copy !req
334. I-I used to hope
that one day I'd writeCopy !req
335. music for the motion pictures,
but all they wanted me for wasCopy !req
336. to put on those
beastly tusks and...Copy !req
337. At the beginning of every film.Copy !req
338. What a waste
of your talent.Copy !req
339. Oh, it's the same for
everyone.Copy !req
340. Look behind you.Copy !req
341. So many, many broken dreams.Copy !req
342. is that Sawyer?Copy !req
343. Ah, poor Sawyer.Copy !req
344. I thought she'd be
the one to make it.Copy !req
345. Such a dancer,Copy !req
346. with the voice of an angel.Copy !req
347. I never would have guessed.Copy !req
348. Oh, that's what this town
does to you, my boy.Copy !req
349. Wears you down.Copy !req
350. But I thought Hollywood was
always looking for new talent.Copy !req
351. Ah, ah, ah, talented people,
not animals.Copy !req
352. Yeah, you see,Copy !req
353. the spotlight will never be
on fellows like you and me.Copy !req
354. And it's foolish to think
otherwise, Danny.Copy !req
355. - Danny?
- Hmm? Oh. Yeah.Copy !req
356. Foolish.Copy !req
357. Hmm.Copy !req
358. Unless...Copy !req
359. We can remind them.Copy !req
360. Hmm. Of what?Copy !req
361. Why they came here
in the first place.Copy !req
362. Hmm.Copy !req
363. Alright, all of youse,
listen up.Copy !req
364. I only need you water buffalo
for the Tarzan jungle stampede.Copy !req
365. - The rest of youse, go home!
- Bah!Copy !req
366. Well, today's shot.Copy !req
367. Might as well
go home and clean.Copy !req
368. Here's our chance, Pudge.
Come on.Copy !req
369. Hey, everybody!Copy !req
370. - Huh?
- Look who's back.Copy !req
371. I wish he'd get himself stuffed.Copy !req
372. I know a divine
taxidermist, darling.Copy !req
373. Did my first husband.Copy !req
374. Come on, everybody,
gather 'round.Copy !req
375. Don't let this old town
get you down.Copy !req
376. Look at you there
with the long, long face.Copy !req
377. Hey, he must be talking to you.Copy !req
378. - Ooh.
- Pudge?Copy !req
379. Yeah.Copy !req
380. Ha-ha!Copy !req
381. Boogie with me!Copy !req
382. Bye.Copy !req
383. Ta-da!Copy !req
384. Perfect.Copy !req
385. How could you possibly
improve a face like this?Copy !req
386. Wha-wha-what is that
hideous racket?Copy !req
387. Look at 'em.
I'm ashamed to be an animal.Copy !req
388. Oh, shut up, you old nanny,
and show Fanny what you got.Copy !req
389. Ah-hee-hee! Oh, oh! Wha... Ah!Copy !req
390. Whoo! Whoopie!Copy !req
391. Huh?Copy !req
392. Ah!Copy !req
393. Come on, Sawyer, grab a partner
and do-si-do.Copy !req
394. Hey, Sawyer, dance with me?
I hear you're a natural.Copy !req
395. Who told you that?Copy !req
396. Listen, Danny,
it's a waste of time.Copy !req
397. You're never gonna get
to dance in the movies.Copy !req
398. Movies? Did I say movies?
No. We're just having fun.Copy !req
399. Yeah, sure. Forget it.Copy !req
400. Just look at those fools.Copy !req
401. Laughable, isn't it, Max?Copy !req
402. Max?Copy !req
403. Max!Copy !req
404. Hmm.Copy !req
405. Not bad. A little rusty,
but, hey, who's perfect?Copy !req
406. Rusty?Copy !req
407. I'll give you "rusty."Copy !req
408. Like I said,
dance is a waste of time.Copy !req
409. Wh-what if I could get you
an audition with L.B. Mammoth?Copy !req
410. L.B. Mammoth?Copy !req
411. Head of Mammoth Studios?Copy !req
412. What?Copy !req
413. I know he'd appreciate
real talent.Copy !req
414. After nothing but Darla,
he's got to be starving for it.Copy !req
415. Grrrr!Copy !req
416. You're dreaming, Danny.Copy !req
417. Maybe I am.Copy !req
418. But so were you
just a few minutes ago.Copy !req
419. Mm. Hmm.Copy !req
420. C-c-can you really get an
audition with the boss, Danny?Copy !req
421. It's worth a try.Copy !req
422. Once he sees us,Copy !req
423. there'll be a whole new
set of stars in town.Copy !req
424. An audition. Hmm.Copy !req
425. Max, invite that cat...Copy !req
426. to tea.Copy !req
427. Thanks for
coming over, Donald.Copy !req
428. - Uh, Danny.
- Oh. Danny.Copy !req
429. - Animal cracker?
- Uh...Copy !req
430. No? More for me.Copy !req
431. I wanted to apologize for what
Max did the other day.Copy !req
432. Ah, he's so bad sometimes.Copy !req
433. Ow.Copy !req
434. No, no. It's all right,
Miss Dimple, really.Copy !req
435. No, no, no.
It was terrible.Copy !req
436. Awful. Cruel.Copy !req
437. Inappropriately violent.Copy !req
438. And I want to make it
all up to you.Copy !req
439. No, no, you don't have... to.Copy !req
440. Oh, I insist.Copy !req
441. is there anything you need?Copy !req
442. - No.
- isn't there somethingCopy !req
443. I could do for you?Copy !req
444. Heh. I don't think so.Copy !req
445. isn't there a certain someone
who runs a certain studioCopy !req
446. that I could introduce you to?Copy !req
447. Well...Copy !req
448. is there any way
that you could arrangeCopy !req
449. for me and the other animals
to perform for L.B. Mammoth?Copy !req
450. Why, Dennis,
I'd be delighted.Copy !req
451. - Idea!
- Ping!Copy !req
452. Maybe you can all do
a number in my movie.Copy !req
453. You — you mean it?Copy !req
454. Why, it's just what
the picture needs.Copy !req
455. Oh,
but I couldn't impose.Copy !req
456. I'll give you full use
of my sound stageCopy !req
457. my Ark, and anything else
you might need.Copy !req
458. Really?Copy !req
459. You just get all your
little friends ready,Copy !req
460. and I'll make sure L.B.
sees your splashy debut.Copy !req
461. Oh, thank you, Miss Dimp —Copy !req
462. Unh-unh. Call me Darla.Copy !req
463. - Thank you, Darla.
- Don't mention it.Copy !req
464. Wow. So I could do
a romantic ballad,Copy !req
465. and maybe Woolie
can even play a piano solo.Copy !req
466. Did you hear that, Max?Copy !req
467. Woolie the elephantCopy !req
468. can even play a solo.Copy !req
469. Hmph.Copy !req
470. Don't you think that
would be a good idea?Copy !req
471. Well, I think...Copy !req
472. You really want my advice?Copy !req
473. Oh, yes.
Oh, oh, yes, please.Copy !req
474. Well...Copy !req
475. Uh, Indiana, Miss Dimple.Copy !req
476. Whatever.Copy !req
477. Get hot, Miss Dimple.Copy !req
478. Leaves you kind of speechless,
don't it?Copy !req
479. - Thank you, Darla.
- Oh, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
480. I just made a few
professional suggestments.Copy !req
481. You just get all your little
friends ready by Friday at 3:00,Copy !req
482. and I'll take care of L.B.Copy !req
483. And, uh, let's keep this
between us, shall we?Copy !req
484. I don't like to advertise
my charitable work.Copy !req
485. Oh, oh, sure.Copy !req
486. Thanks, Miss Dimple.
Thanks a lot.Copy !req
487. You're welcome, Dino.Copy !req
488. - Goodbye.
- Ta-ta.Copy !req
489. See ya in the movies.Copy !req
490. Publicity department.Copy !req
491. is L.B.'s big press conference
still Friday at 3:00?Copy !req
492. Yes, it is, Miss Dimple.Copy !req
493. Oh, thank you so much.Copy !req
494. Ha!Copy !req
495. Shut up, Max.Copy !req
496. Shut up, Max.Copy !req
497. Thunder and lightning, check.Copy !req
498. Special effects
all ready, Danny.Copy !req
499. Alright, everybody. Mr. Mammoth
will be here any minute.Copy !req
500. Get into position.Copy !req
501. Remember, do it just like
you did in the alley,Copy !req
502. only make it big
and loud this time.Copy !req
503. - And don't be nervous.
- Nervous?Copy !req
504. Wh-wh-why would I be n-nervous?Copy !req
505. Gimme that.Copy !req
506. Well, well, well,
run of the sound stageCopy !req
507. use of Darla's Ark, costumes.Copy !req
508. I don't know.
Something smells fishy.Copy !req
509. I beg your pardon.Copy !req
510. Sorry. It's just that
I smell a rat.Copy !req
511. - Excuse me?
- Oh, never mind.Copy !req
512. So, you decided
to join us, huh?Copy !req
513. Me? Oh, no, no, no.
This is never going to work.Copy !req
514. Besides, how did you
arrange all of this?Copy !req
515. Uh, let's just say a little
angel's looking out for us.Copy !req
516. - Oh, boy.
- Come on, Sawyer.Copy !req
517. Your life isn't back
there in that office.Copy !req
518. It's here.Copy !req
519. It's 3 o'clock, Danny.Copy !req
520. Dance with me.Copy !req
521. - See ya on board.
- Well?Copy !req
522. - I can't do this.
- And?Copy !req
523. - I can't do this.
- So?Copy !req
524. I can't believe I'm doing this.Copy !req
525. Fortune says,
"Rough waters ahead"?Copy !req
526. Start the rain, Pudge.Copy !req
527. When L.B. shows up,
we'll all come outCopy !req
528. singing and dancing.Copy !req
529. Ladies and gentlemen
of the press,Copy !req
530. I bring you the founder
of Mammoth pictures,Copy !req
531. Mr. L.B. Mammoth!Copy !req
532. Gee whiz, Mr. Mammoth,Copy !req
533. what's the secret
of your success?Copy !req
534. Simple.
It's Dimple.Copy !req
535. Ah, the recipe
for a Darla Dimple movie.Copy !req
536. Begin with one part adorable
character in jeopardy.Copy !req
537. Mm, mm, mm.Copy !req
538. Sorry, penguin,Copy !req
539. but into each life,
a little rain must fall.Copy !req
540. Max, man the valve.Copy !req
541. Yes, Miss Dimple.Copy !req
542. Add two parts
perky determination.Copy !req
543. More water, Max.
More water!Copy !req
544. Sprinkle in an air of innocence.Copy !req
545. Wind, max. We must have wind!Copy !req
546. Stir in...Copy !req
547. More water!Copy !req
548. And a pinch of...Copy !req
549. Thunder!Copy !req
550. And an itty-bitty dash of...Copy !req
551. Lightning!Copy !req
552. Mix it all together,
and what do you get?Copy !req
553. Throw the anchor!
Somebody throw the anchor!Copy !req
554. Oh! It's L.B. We're on!Copy !req
555. "Your life isn't back there
at the office," he says.Copy !req
556. "Dance with me," he says.
You know what your problem is?Copy !req
557. You're pushy, self-centered,
pig headed.Copy !req
558. - No offense, Herb.
- None taken.Copy !req
559. - Action!
- We're pushing, we're pushing.Copy !req
560. We're running,
we're running.Copy !req
561. And your driving stinks.Copy !req
562. Oh, well, maybe you
could do better.Copy !req
563. - Oh, no, no, no. You take it.
- Well, go ahead, you take it.Copy !req
564. - No. No, no, no.
- You do it.Copy !req
565. If you think you know so much,
it's all yours.Copy !req
566. Well, it doesn't get
any worse than this.Copy !req
567. I was wrong. It's worse.Copy !req
568. Oh, yoo-hoo. Oh, my, this is
an awkward moment.Copy !req
569. I don't think we formally met.
I'm Tillie.Copy !req
570. Mr. Mammoth, Cranston.
Cranston, Mr. Mammoth.Copy !req
571. - Flanigan, Cranston.
- Cranston —Copy !req
572. Whoa! Aah-aah!Copy !req
573. - Mmmh!
- Hee-hee-hee! Aah!Copy !req
574. What appears to be
a tidal wave, folksCopy !req
575. is actually just
a special effect.Copy !req
576. Oh, yoo-hoo.Copy !req
577. Oh, this has gone far enough.
Just give me the —Copy !req
578. Oh, no, no. You didn't want it
before. Give it to me.Copy !req
579. Excuse me, I don't mean to
interrupt or anything but we —Copy !req
580. Will you just stay out of this?Copy !req
581. - Oh, sorry.
- Come on, let go, let go!Copy !req
582. Please, I'm telling you —Copy !req
583. Aah!Copy !req
584. - Good day, Mr. Mammoth.
- Good day, Mr. Mammoth.Copy !req
585. Aah!Copy !req
586. Whoa!Copy !req
587. You animals will never...Copy !req
588. Nibble kibble
in this town again!Copy !req
589. I think they liked it.Copy !req
590. Well, it wasn't...Copy !req
591. It wasn't their fault.Copy !req
592. Nice working with you, Danny.Copy !req
593. Let go! Unh! Let me go!Copy !req
594. Singing and dancing animals?Copy !req
595. She was your little angel?Copy !req
596. She said she wanted to help us.Copy !req
597. And you believed her?Copy !req
598. But — but I, uh...Copy !req
599. Um, Woolie,
I'm — uh, I...Copy !req
600. The spotlight
will never beCopy !req
601. on fellows like you and me.Copy !req
602. Go home, son.Copy !req
603. Go home.Copy !req
604. Goodbye, showbiz.
Hello, farm work.Copy !req
605. Well, there's always Broadway.
Yeah, Broadway.Copy !req
606. I hear hippos are very,
very big on Broadway.Copy !req
607. They're big everywhere, darling.Copy !req
608. You know,
this is all Danny's fault.Copy !req
609. You've got it,
brother.Copy !req
610. That toe-tappin', conf —Copy !req
611. I never trusted him. Too happy.Copy !req
612. Oh, well, I have to admit,
we were better off before.Copy !req
613. Well, let's face it, that catCopy !req
614. ruined our already
miserable lives.Copy !req
615. Well, he's just a...Copy !req
616. Well, he's a crackerjack,
is what he is!Copy !req
617. She's right.
Doggone right'Copy !req
618. - Hollywood!
- Yeah, old happy feetCopy !req
619. better not show his face
around here again.Copy !req
620. Oh!Copy !req
621. Tillie!Copy !req
622. Oops!Copy !req
623. You know, you can, uh...Copy !req
624. still catch him
at the bus stop.Copy !req
625. Danny! Wait! Danny!Copy !req
626. So I guess it's just you and me
tonight, buddy. Hmm.Copy !req
627. Hey, did you hear
about that disasterCopy !req
628. down at Mammoth pictures?Copy !req
629. Oh, boy!Copy !req
630. What were those animals
thinking?Copy !req
631. I mean, what a bunch of
noodleheads!Copy !req
632. No offense, you know. I'm not
calling you a noodlehead.Copy !req
633. I-it's just that they don't
belong in pictures.Copy !req
634. You know what I mean?
They belong back on the farm.Copy !req
635. Look at them out there.
Poor fools.Copy !req
636. They ain't got no future.Copy !req
637. What am I telling you for?Copy !req
638. You're heading home.Copy !req
639. You're not trying to be
something you ain't.Copy !req
640. You're leaving this mess
all behind.Copy !req
641. You know your place. I mean,
I know my place, you know.Copy !req
642. It's here, driving this bus,
you know.Copy !req
643. You don't see me...Copy !req
644. Stop the bus!Copy !req
645. Jeez! What do you
want to stop for?Copy !req
646. We just barely got started.Copy !req
647. Exactly.Copy !req
648. See you in the movies.Copy !req
649. Shh!Copy !req
650. Hey! Get off my property,
you varmint!Copy !req
651. All of Hollywood
is represented here tonightCopy !req
652. for the gala premiere
of "Li'l Ark Angel."Copy !req
653. How about a big hand
for Joan Crawford.Copy !req
654. Cary Grant.Copy !req
655. W.C. Fields.Copy !req
656. Clark Gable.
And L.B. Mammoth.Copy !req
657. Carry on.Copy !req
658. Ladies and
gentlemen, how about a big handCopy !req
659. for Darla Dimple,
America's sweetheartCopy !req
660. lover of children and animalsCopy !req
661. and the star of tonight's
gala Hollywood premiere,Copy !req
662. "Li'l Ark Angel!"Copy !req
663. Darla Dimple's
hand prints are enshrinedCopy !req
664. in the forecourt of
the Chinese Theater.Copy !req
665. Ladies and gentlemen,
we're all going to gatherCopy !req
666. inside the theater
in just a momentCopy !req
667. to see the world premiere
of "Li'l Ark Angel",Copy !req
668. starring Darla Dimple!Copy !req
669. Oh, excuse me.Copy !req
670. - Ah!
- Oh!Copy !req
671. Excuse me.Copy !req
672. Can I just squeeze past?Copy !req
673. Thank you very much.Copy !req
674. Ah!Copy !req
675. Oh. So sorry.Copy !req
676. They're in! The minute
the movie ends, we go on.Copy !req
677. Yea, as you walk through
your valley of despair,Copy !req
678. fear not, for I am
your Li'l Ark Angel,Copy !req
679. and I will look after
every little, itty-bittyCopy !req
680. teensy-weensy one of you.Copy !req
681. Aww!Copy !req
682. Shoot me.Copy !req
683. Uh-oh. Whoa!Copy !req
684. Phew!Copy !req
685. Come hither, my little...Copy !req
686. It's almost time.
I'll go set the lights.Copy !req
687. Check.Copy !req
688. Ooh!Copy !req
689. The weatherman
said it's gonna rainCopy !req
690. for 40 days and 40 nights.Copy !req
691. Hark! Here comes
a big, fat rain cloud.Copy !req
692. Ah! Uh, Danny...Copy !req
693. Look behind you, Danny. Danny!Copy !req
694. Grr!Copy !req
695. Oh!Copy !req
696. Ah!Copy !req
697. Aah!Copy !req
698. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
699. Grr! Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.Copy !req
700. Nice kitty.Copy !req
701. Kitty, kitty.Copy !req
702. Yike!Copy !req
703. Huh?Copy !req
704. How does the kitty cat go?Copy !req
705. M-m-meow? Hmm?Copy !req
706. Very good.Copy !req
707. Oh!Copy !req
708. Danny, the movie's over!Copy !req
709. Everybody's leaving!
We got to...Copy !req
710. Whoa. You're a mess.Copy !req
711. Oh! Do you
really love me? Oh...Copy !req
712. Ladies and gentlemen...Copy !req
713. Wait!Copy !req
714. Pl-please, uh,
t-take your seats.Copy !req
715. Today, we've come to
honor Miss Darla Dimple.Copy !req
716. And because Darla Dimple cares,Copy !req
717. she's arranged
a special treat for you.Copy !req
718. Have I?Copy !req
719. A special live show
with an all-animal cast.Copy !req
720. - Not this guppy.
- Yeah, no, I'm with her.Copy !req
721. Come on, Sawyer.Copy !req
722. Unheard of? Yes, of course.Copy !req
723. But — but not
for America's sweetheart,Copy !req
724. lover of children and animals.Copy !req
725. M-Max?Copy !req
726. Oh, no, no, no.Copy !req
727. Now, don't try to
share the credit.Copy !req
728. You're the one who wanted us
to perform for L.B.Copy !req
729. Hmm?Copy !req
730. And I wouldn't dream
of performingCopy !req
731. without my friend...Copy !req
732. I — Uh, I — uh...Copy !req
733. Silly cat!
Run along now.Copy !req
734. Skit scat, Mr. Kitty cat.Copy !req
735. isn't he cute?Copy !req
736. Run along and play, Mr. Kitty.Copy !req
737. Sawyer?Copy !req
738. We're all behind
you, Danny, 100%.Copy !req
739. - Don't let them go, Tillie.
- I got them.Copy !req
740. Let go!
Have you lost your mind?Copy !req
741. Release me, you mad hippo!Copy !req
742. - Wait. Just a minute, please!
- One big happy family.Copy !req
743. - "You will meet with disaster."
- Would you just listen to me?Copy !req
744. - I'll chew your ears off —
- Cranston!Copy !req
745. "The end is near!
The fat lady sang!"Copy !req
746. Look, if you're willing
to acceptCopy !req
747. what they think of you,
then you can go.Copy !req
748. - Huh?
- What?Copy !req
749. - I almost did.
- Well, you should've.Copy !req
750. Life here for animals
is the pits.Copy !req
751. We're always playing
the scapegoat.Copy !req
752. - Quickly forgotten.
- Working for scale.Copy !req
753. - Then why are you still here?
- Well, uh...Copy !req
754. Because you can't
forget the feeling, can you?Copy !req
755. The feeling you have when...Copy !req
756. when you two dance together.Copy !req
757. When you play.Copy !req
758. When you sing.Copy !req
759. They cursed you, humiliated you,Copy !req
760. even slammed the door
in your face.Copy !req
761. But they still haven't made you
forget, have they?Copy !req
762. Uh, "They can
smash your cookie, but...Copy !req
763. but you'll always have
your fortune."Copy !req
764. Huh!Copy !req
765. Come on. Let's go show them
what we can do.Copy !req
766. Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!Copy !req
767. Well...Copy !req
768. It is kind of getting kind of
more or less rather late.Copy !req
769. You couldn't be more right.
Hit it, Pudge!Copy !req
770. Hm.Copy !req
771. Ooh!Copy !req
772. Oh, whoa!Copy !req
773. No! I'm the star!Copy !req
774. Unh! Stupid, stupid cat!Copy !req
775. I should've drowned you all
when I flooded the stage!Copy !req
776. Flooded the stage!Copy !req
777. - Darla did what?
- I can't believe it.Copy !req
778. Mwah.Copy !req
779. Aah!Copy !req
780. Very mystical...Copy !req
781. Put her there!Copy !req
782. Well, now, let's see.Copy !req
783. "Go to premiere." Check.Copy !req
784. "Land a big part." Check.Copy !req
785. Get the girl?Copy !req
786. Check.Copy !req
787. Sweethearts! Darlings!Copy !req
788. Get a picture, boys.Copy !req
789. These kids will be
making history.Copy !req
790. Hm!Copy !req