1. - Morning, Mr. Clark.
- Morning, Hunter.Copy !req
2. Hi, Carolyn.
- Morning.Copy !req
3. MRS. Scotty, get the door.
Don't drop the eggs.Copy !req
4. - They're for your dad's experiments.
- Okay, Mom.Copy !req
5. Calm down, Buddy. It's just me.Copy !req
6. Buddy, we're home.Copy !req
7. Calm down, Buddy. It's just me.Copy !req
8. Buddy!Copy !req
9. - Oh, Buddy! Oh!
- Buddy!Copy !req
10. Buddy!Copy !req
11. Oh!Copy !req
12. My beautiful pie.Copy !req
13. Bad dog!Copy !req
14. Get out, get out, get out!
Out, you animal!Copy !req
15. - Control here.
- We've got a serious problem.Copy !req
16. My God. Get the best
doggone agent you can in there. Go!Copy !req
17. Gentlemen. A few moments ago
I received word of the gravest nature.Copy !req
18. A key agent working the Brody case
has been catnapped.Copy !req
19. Although he is safe, we must
replace him as soon as possible.Copy !req
20. Once again, we find
ourselves threatened...Copy !req
21. by the great cat menace.Copy !req
22. We suspect that a rogue feline
is involved in a conspiracy...Copy !req
23. to destroy all we dogs
have worked so hard to achieve.Copy !req
24. Therefore, in accordance
with Plan Delta...Copy !req
25. we have an elite team of agents...Copy !req
26. trained to replace
our catnapped comrade.Copy !req
27. Right now, replacements
are flying in from London.Copy !req
28. One will take his place
as the Brodys' pet...Copy !req
29. and guard their home
from cat invasion.Copy !req
30. I need not remind you that
the future of man and dog alike...Copy !req
31. depends on the success
of this mission.Copy !req
32. Failure is not an option.Copy !req
33. The stakes are high.
We have everything to lose.Copy !req
34. One hundred million dogs
have placed their destiny...Copy !req
35. squarely in our paws.Copy !req
36. I'll bite your ear.
Get off me!Copy !req
37. That's my eye you're poking.Copy !req
38. Step aside. Coming through.
Out of the way. Clear the area.Copy !req
39. - Not again.
- What is it this time?Copy !req
40. I don't think this is a good idea.Copy !req
41. - I can't believe this guy.
- When I pull this rope...Copy !req
42. - What's he doing?
- ... the sack falls on the pitchfork.Copy !req
43. It'll send me out the window
and on the way to freedom!Copy !req
44. - What is it with you?
- Me? What's with you?Copy !req
45. I want adventure. Not wait
to be taken to some boring house.Copy !req
46. - What's wrong with a family loving you?
- Free food, a warm place to sleep.Copy !req
47. And you could go to the bathroom
wherever you want.Copy !req
48. Don't you want to do something
exciting? Like be a police dog!Copy !req
49. Or a Russian space dog!
Or sample the great bones of Europe!Copy !req
50. Come on, guys.Copy !req
51. Oh, forget it.
See you puppies later.Copy !req
52. - Oh, boy, I can't watch.
- This ought to be good.Copy !req
53. World, here I come!Copy !req
54. Look, he's flying.Copy !req
55. No, he's not.Copy !req
56. Back from your adventure so soon,
Scooby-Doofus?Copy !req
57. Where am l?Copy !req
58. What's that?Copy !req
59. - Somebody go look.
- You go.Copy !req
60. Huh?Copy !req
61. All right! lnto the hole!Copy !req
62. Let's move it! Top-secret operation!
Into the hole! Double-time!Copy !req
63. I've seen better hustle
on a dashboard Chihuahua.Copy !req
64. Howdy. Over here!Copy !req
65. Down, Clucky!
That's one angry chicken.Copy !req
66. Front and center, agents!Copy !req
67. Go! Let's go, ladies!Copy !req
68. Straight line! Ears up! Don't make me
muzzle you! Want a chew toy?Copy !req
69. - You wanted excitement?
- Sir, yes, sir!Copy !req
70. - You wanted adventure?
- Sir, yes, sir!Copy !req
71. If you are chosen, you will be
briefed on arrival. Are you ready?Copy !req
72. - Sir, yes, sir!
- Good luck, men.Copy !req
73. These are the cutest beagles
you've ever seen.Copy !req
74. Over here.Copy !req
75. For God's sake,
don't forget to wag those tails!Copy !req
76. They sound perfect from what you said.Copy !req
77. They're so cute.Copy !req
78. They've really changed in size...Copy !req
79. and color.Copy !req
80. And breed.Copy !req
81. Oh.Copy !req
82. He is adorable.Copy !req
83. Hello!Copy !req
84. And you're going to come home with me.Copy !req
85. Hmph.Copy !req
86. Not good!Copy !req
87. I'll be right there. Ow!Copy !req
88. - Hi, sweetheart.
- Hey.Copy !req
89. I have a surprise for you.Copy !req
90. A new puppy!Copy !req
91. But, Mom, Buddy may still come back.Copy !req
92. I'm sorry, hon.
I know it's been a month.Copy !req
93. But remember how happy we were
when we found Buddy?Copy !req
94. I bet he's making a new family
just as happy right now.Copy !req
95. Look at him. And your father
does need him for work.Copy !req
96. Hm?Copy !req
97. You could play Frisbee
and hide-and-seek.Copy !req
98. Yes. Perfect.Copy !req
99. Let me see.Copy !req
100. Oh, yeah, yeah. Let me see.Copy !req
101. Dander. Standard composition.Copy !req
102. Retinal response...Copy !req
103. Normal. Proboscis viscosity...Copy !req
104. Not too acid, not too alkaline.
All right, immune response.Copy !req
105. That's excellent!Copy !req
106. That's good!Copy !req
107. Now, a little protein synthesis
and an electrostatic...Copy !req
108. So...Copy !req
109. I know. Why don't you name him?Copy !req
110. Okay. How about "Loser"?Copy !req
111. Aw!Copy !req
112. It's a dog, Mom.Copy !req
113. You're not a loser, are you?Copy !req
114. "No, I'm not a loser."Copy !req
115. Wait. Lou.Copy !req
116. We'll call you Lou.Copy !req
117. —ser.Copy !req
118. No playing in the good living room.Copy !req
119. That carpet is Uzbekistani.
Ten thousand thread count.Copy !req
120. What?Copy !req
121. Loser.Copy !req
122. Cat person.Copy !req
123. Okay, here's the plan:Copy !req
124. Get off this patio,
get back to the barn...Copy !req
125. get a better pitchfork.Copy !req
126. Huh?Copy !req
127. Cool.Copy !req
128. I wouldn't do that if I were you.Copy !req
129. I like your spirit,
but do me a favor and stand back.Copy !req
130. That's my biscuit.Copy !req
131. That would've been a short assignment.Copy !req
132. - Where you going?
- HQ ain't training how they used to.Copy !req
133. - Who exactly are you?
- Name's Butch.Copy !req
134. What dumb name did the bipeds
saddle you with? Spot? Fifi? Rover?Copy !req
135. - Lou.
- God forbid.Copy !req
136. Oh. Lou. Sorry.Copy !req
137. Is that boy always grumpy?
They should switch his food.Copy !req
138. Humans can get a little emotional.
You'll get used to it. Come on.Copy !req
139. Where's that coming from?Copy !req
140. Whoa!Copy !req
141. - Cool.
- What? It's standard equipment.Copy !req
142. Vid-phone, research archive
database, cipher charts, Snausages.Copy !req
143. - Hey, what's this?
- Heel!Copy !req
144. The big button.
You don't just press the big button.Copy !req
145. - Jeez.
- Sorry.Copy !req
146. Just try to remember your training.Copy !req
147. Let's start. Here's the skinny:
Your new master's a scientist...Copy !req
148. working on a cure
for dog allergies.Copy !req
149. It's big. If no one's allergic
to dogs, we'll have the advantage.Copy !req
150. This was your predecessor:
Agent 1364, AKA Buddy.Copy !req
151. He was catnapped. Wasn't on top
of his game, so he had to retire.Copy !req
152. He got a condo in Boca. Lucky dog.Copy !req
153. You're to replace him and keep
the cats away from the formula.Copy !req
154. Can't let them near that.
Now, come on.Copy !req
155. All right, agent, let's meet the team.Copy !req
156. "Agent"! Whoa!Copy !req
157. Kid, look over there.Copy !req
158. - That's Peek.
- Peek?Copy !req
159. I don't get it.Copy !req
160. Peek, show yourself.Copy !req
161. We got a calico on
the corner of Center and Main...Copy !req
162. Oh, my God!Copy !req
163. Peek's early warning.Copy !req
164. He's got it all. Radar, sonar,
thermo-imaging, odor-matrixing...Copy !req
165. to detect a non-residential cat
from three blocks away.Copy !req
166. - Peek, fall in.
- Roger that.Copy !req
167. - Sam, what's your 20?
1/18 of a klick east.Copy !req
168. I'm going to backtrack using
a delta approach in three...Copy !req
169. two... one.Copy !req
170. Hey, guys.Copy !req
171. Oh, no, not again.Copy !req
172. Where am l?Copy !req
173. - Over here, Sam.
- Oh!Copy !req
174. Request permission
to pant heavily, sir.Copy !req
175. Granted.Copy !req
176. - Boys, I want you to meet Lou.
- Hey, Louie.Copy !req
177. Hey, Lou.
Human!Copy !req
178. He's taking Buddy's place
in the hot seat.Copy !req
179. Being fresh from the academy, he's
current on the new techniques, right?Copy !req
180. You know this one?
I got you! Oh, I just missed you.Copy !req
181. Holy Chihuahua.Copy !req
182. - How did this happen?
- He slipped through.Copy !req
183. You promised me a pro! I get a puppy!Copy !req
184. He's still got his you-know-whats!Copy !req
185. There's no time. He stays.
End of discussion. Out.Copy !req
186. So tell me, one of you...Copy !req
187. is the dog out of the way?Copy !req
188. Did the puppy fall for my clever trap?Copy !req
189. None of you have a tale to tell?Copy !req
190. A little story for me, perhaps?Copy !req
191. You! Tell me, is the game afoot?Copy !req
192. Yes?Copy !req
193. - Why is the game afoot?
- I mean, no.Copy !req
194. Excellent. So the puppy is dead.
Now we can move on to—Copy !req
195. Wait, wait.Copy !req
196. - Can I change my answer?
- ls the puppy alive or not?Copy !req
197. Another dog told him it was a bomb.Copy !req
198. Another dog?Copy !req
199. Anyway, I am sure we'll get into the
basement lab just fine. Right, guys?Copy !req
200. - Guys!
- Oh, yeah, absolutely.Copy !req
201. - Absolutely. Uh-huh.
- See?Copy !req
202. Project Dark Cloud will go
without a hitch.Copy !req
203. Dark Cloud?
Is that what I'm calling my plan?Copy !req
204. No, you're calling it...Copy !req
205. How about Storm?
- Storm.Copy !req
206. MR.
Dark Storm, yes.Copy !req
207. Like a powerful, dark storm, I will
make my presence known to the world.Copy !req
208. Like a seeping mist, I will creep
into the dogs' center of power...Copy !req
209. and make them quake in fear
at the very mention of my name!Copy !req
210. Mr. Tinkles!Copy !req
211. - Hide!
- Quickly!Copy !req
212. - Where are you?
- Quickly!Copy !req
213. There you are, Mr. Tinkles.Copy !req
214. I've been looking everywhere for you.
Where have you been?Copy !req
215. Mr. Mason will be so pleased
to see you.Copy !req
216. I'll take you to him.Copy !req
217. You're a stinky kitty.Copy !req
218. First you have to have a bath.Copy !req
219. Mr. Tinkles, remember
to wash behind the ears!Copy !req
220. If I'm going to be a secret agent,
I should have a better name.Copy !req
221. I was thinking "Total Annihilation."Copy !req
222. He's a pro wrestler.
That name's taken.Copy !req
223. Then "Doom Machine" it is.Copy !req
224. You call yourself
Squicky the Space Dog for all I care.Copy !req
225. That don't make your behind a rocket.Copy !req
226. You are not an agent,
but you are going to help us.Copy !req
227. So first things first.
Kid, pay attention.Copy !req
228. History 101 :Copy !req
229. We have always been man's best
friend. Even you know that.Copy !req
230. But cats, they're another story.Copy !req
231. - Start with ancient Egypt.
- We've seen that 5 billion times.Copy !req
232. Never mind. Sorry. Here goes.Copy !req
233. Ancient Egypt.Copy !req
234. See these hieroglyphics?Copy !req
235. Humans think it says
ancient people worshiped cats.Copy !req
236. But in reality,
they were ruled by them.Copy !req
237. An evil cat named Shen-Akh-Akumon
made them build pyramids, monuments.Copy !req
238. He treated them like they
were his litter box.Copy !req
239. - Things were terrible.
- This is the best part.Copy !req
240. So the dogs,
being man's best friend, rose up.Copy !req
241. And put them down.Copy !req
242. With humans back on top, we took
our natural place at their side.Copy !req
243. The people just forgot?Copy !req
244. Remember, they're a primitive species.
Can't sense earthquakes, smell fear.Copy !req
245. They can't even take
responsibility for their own farts.Copy !req
246. Gross.Copy !req
247. Guilty.Copy !req
248. I'll get the fence.Copy !req
249. That's how our outfit got started.Copy !req
250. Sometimes a cat gets too big
for his coat and tries to take over.Copy !req
251. We must keep cats from the lab
till the formula's done.Copy !req
252. Yes, sir!Copy !req
253. - Anything weird, call us.
- Yes, sir!Copy !req
254. - Any questions?
- Just one, sir.Copy !req
255. - Shoot.
- What's ancient Egypt?Copy !req
256. Freeze, cat.Copy !req
257. I'm an agent.Copy !req
258. I'm so fast, I can't see myself.Copy !req
259. Agent Doom Machine. You see that?Copy !req
260. Watch out, cat.
I couldn't even see it.Copy !req
261. There's a good puppy. Hello!Copy !req
262. Don't get scared. Don't get scared.Copy !req
263. Look how good you're being.
Look how good—Copy !req
264. Where's that—? There. I got it.
This won't hurt a bit.Copy !req
265. Ow!Copy !req
266. Let's see. Let's see.Copy !req
267. Hey, that's good.Copy !req
268. Hey, Dad!
- Boils.Copy !req
269. Want to help me practice?Copy !req
270. No, no, I—Copy !req
271. I'll play later. I promise.Copy !req
272. Oh! I forgot your bow.Copy !req
273. Your pretty bow.Copy !req
274. When I rule the Earth,
you will be the first...Copy !req
275. on my list.Copy !req
276. Keep the hairdo. It's slimming.Copy !req
277. - There's room on that list for you.
- No, I mean it.Copy !req
278. We only have a few days.Copy !req
279. Although playing pet for that old man
upstairs is key to my scheme...Copy !req
280. I cannot stand this humiliation
any longer. Am I clear?Copy !req
281. Never mind. The puppy won't survive
the night. Send in the ninjas.Copy !req
282. MRS. Nervous about the tryouts?
- No.Copy !req
283. - It's okay to be nervous.
- I'm not nervous.Copy !req
284. I stink, but I'm not nervous.Copy !req
285. Is he saying that because
he needs me to reassure him?Copy !req
286. Yes. Reassure him.Copy !req
287. You're the most wonderful,
bright, charming, good-looking...Copy !req
288. boy in the whole wide world.Copy !req
289. - Maybe your dad could help you.
- I'm pretty sure he stinks too.Copy !req
290. I'm gonna talk to him.Copy !req
291. - Time for bed. TV off. Five minutes.
- Seven.Copy !req
292. - Six.
- Deal.Copy !req
293. - Love you.
- I love you too.Copy !req
294. Well? Hand it over.Copy !req
295. What? No gravy?Copy !req
296. Next time remember the gravy.Copy !req
297. Dogs rule.Copy !req
298. Going someplace?Copy !req
299. Now, let's see.Copy !req
300. Ooh, yeah. 1409 Maple Terrace.Copy !req
301. I got him.Copy !req
302. Total covert operation.
Got to be like a Stealth.Copy !req
303. Hey, Sam.Copy !req
304. On my mark. Three, two, one.Copy !req
305. Banzai!Copy !req
306. Dogs must die!Copy !req
307. Lou. Lou, it's Peek.Copy !req
308. Are you there? It's Peek.Copy !req
309. - Lou!
- What? What? Where?Copy !req
310. I'm picking up a faint signal. Maybe
it's a glitch. You better check it.Copy !req
311. Okay. I'll go look.Copy !req
312. Be careful, kid.Copy !req
313. I'm an agent.Copy !req
314. I'm a secret agent.Copy !req
315. I'm a one-dog army.Copy !req
316. Stop!Copy !req
317. Turn over.Copy !req
318. Bug activated.Copy !req
319. Peek? Hello? Peek?Copy !req
320. Seems clear.Copy !req
321. Probably just a squirrel.
I'll let Butch know.Copy !req
322. Behind you!Copy !req
323. Sorry!Copy !req
324. Wha-ah, doggie!Copy !req
325. - What do I do?
- Bite them.Copy !req
326. Oh!Copy !req
327. What?Copy !req
328. Butch!Copy !req
329. What? Hm?Copy !req
330. Just do as I say.Copy !req
331. Left! Right paw! Again!Copy !req
332. Roll over!Copy !req
333. That's a good doggy. Paws up!Copy !req
334. Donkey kick!Copy !req
335. Come on, kid, give them the haymaker!Copy !req
336. I changed my mind.
Call me the Claw of Ling Chow!Copy !req
337. Ling Chow this!Copy !req
338. Clean up on aisle 7.Copy !req
339. - Humans!
- Retreat with honor.Copy !req
340. I have a bat.Copy !req
341. I have a mitt,
and I'm not afraid to use it.Copy !req
342. Lou!Copy !req
343. Bad dog.Copy !req
344. You're lucky you're so cute.Copy !req
345. - Doom Machine.
- Hey, guys.Copy !req
346. - You're still alive.
- Yep. All five limbs.Copy !req
347. You owe me five smoked pig ears.Copy !req
348. You're still standing. You okay?Copy !req
349. Did you see me?
Right, left and right and left—Copy !req
350. You got cocky.
You think this is a game?Copy !req
351. This isn't about code names,
boys or friends.Copy !req
352. It's about guarding that lab.
Nothing else.Copy !req
353. Sam, Peek, seal the chimney.Copy !req
354. - Right, boss.
- You got it, skip.Copy !req
355. Cats.Copy !req
356. Don't they ever quit?Copy !req
357. - Hey!
- Hey.Copy !req
358. Can I show you something?Copy !req
359. The Brodys have the best garbage.Copy !req
360. - Go on. Take a bite.
- Oh, my.Copy !req
361. This is what they get to eat?
What a gyp.Copy !req
362. I'm glad you liked it.Copy !req
363. - I thought I was a stray too long.
- Stray? Cool.Copy !req
364. - I've never met a stray.
- I prefer "domestically challenged."Copy !req
365. Miss Challenged, sorry,
but you gotta leave.Copy !req
366. - My orders are clear. I can't—
- Orders?Copy !req
367. - That's right. I'm a secret agent.
- An agent?Copy !req
368. You're small for an agent.
Shouldn't you be having fun?Copy !req
369. I don't have time.Copy !req
370. Tough guy.Copy !req
371. Stop with the agent stuff. Okay?Copy !req
372. You have your own kid to play with.
Don't take it for granted.Copy !req
373. Whoa. Hey. Where you going?
Could you do that again?Copy !req
374. Next time he talks to you,
tilt your head and perk your ears.Copy !req
375. You'll see what I'm talking about.Copy !req
376. And do me a favor.
Tell Butch lvy's back in town.Copy !req
377. What are you looking at?Copy !req
378. Well, I guess you're kind of cute.Copy !req
379. Look who it is. I got you.Copy !req
380. - Hey!
- Hey.Copy !req
381. Last night your mother and I
had a conversation...Copy !req
382. that made me think that maybe...Copy !req
383. you and I should talk...Copy !req
384. about you and me
and my big project.Copy !req
385. You want to sit down?Copy !req
386. Oh, yeah. Sure, sure.Copy !req
387. Your mom made me think that...Copy !req
388. Well, I'm coming to your
soccer tryout this afternoon.Copy !req
389. You don't have to.Copy !req
390. But...Copy !req
391. - Here I come.
- Really?Copy !req
392. Okay. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
393. - Oh, good. Cool. Cool.
- Cool.Copy !req
394. You don't want to be late for school.Copy !req
395. - Yeah, I am.
- Okay.Copy !req
396. - See you, Dad.
- See you.Copy !req
397. Go, go, go! I'll be cheering for you!Copy !req
398. Our team is red-hot
Your team ain't doodly-squatCopy !req
399. I stunk. Worse than stunk.Copy !req
400. Scotty? Have you seen
this little— Tryouts!Copy !req
401. Wow. He really does stink.Copy !req
402. Oh. Guess it didn't go so well, huh?
What did the coach say?Copy !req
403. He said tryouts for
the girls' team are on Monday.Copy !req
404. What about your father?Copy !req
405. - Soccer.
- I'm in the middle—Copy !req
406. - Soccer.
- No, thank you. I must get—Copy !req
407. Soccer.Copy !req
408. Oh! Oh.Copy !req
409. - I forgot. I had a breakthrough—
- I know you're busy...Copy !req
410. He is your son.Copy !req
411. I was in the middle—
I had a breakthrough.Copy !req
412. I know. I know. I'm sorry.Copy !req
413. Good boy.Copy !req
414. - A beautiful sight.
- You said we wouldn't talk again.Copy !req
415. - Now I have a reason.
- Spare me the lecture.Copy !req
416. He's a puppy. He doesn't
know what he's getting into.Copy !req
417. Forgive me for not teaching him
the finer points of scratching.Copy !req
418. Now, I have a job to do.Copy !req
419. You never complained
when your belly was scratched.Copy !req
420. Under the moon? Before a mission?Copy !req
421. You'd call me Lamb Chop and blush...Copy !req
422. whenever I called you Liver Snap.Copy !req
423. Bringing up history...Copy !req
424. is barking up the wrong tree.
I'll say this once:Copy !req
425. Stay away from the kid.Copy !req
426. Mr. Mason, I have someone to see you.Copy !req
427. It's Mr. Tinkles time, Mr. Mason.Copy !req
428. Tonight, he's wearing something
very special for you.Copy !req
429. There.Copy !req
430. Does that make you happy, Mr. Mason?
Are you happy now?Copy !req
431. See how happy you make him?
You make his heart go "boop."Copy !req
432. I leave you two young things together.Copy !req
433. Evil does not wear a bonnet!Copy !req
434. Coming out. Is she gone?Copy !req
435. Did Genghis Khan wear a bonnet?
Attila the Hun? No.Copy !req
436. He wore a furry hat. Maybe
a black bonnet? Yes. Huh? No? Okay.Copy !req
437. The ninjas failed.
Failure is unacceptable.Copy !req
438. If they show their faces,
you know what to do.Copy !req
439. Tell them to wash with
a loofah sponge. Kidding.Copy !req
440. This can't be happening.
I want them eliminated!Copy !req
441. But they did bug the phone.Copy !req
442. Maybe we can look at the glass
as half-full.Copy !req
443. Ow! That's what I like to do.Copy !req
444. Putting a happy face on things.
Interesting philosophy.Copy !req
445. Did you forget we're
trying to take over the world?Copy !req
446. The clock is ticking.
We've a small margin for error.Copy !req
447. Tomorrow, you will send in
the Russian.Copy !req
448. I'll call you back.Copy !req
449. Oh!Copy !req
450. A disturbance occurred
at a top-secret allergy research lab.Copy !req
451. Oh, no! Bogey in the wire.Copy !req
452. - You got him?
- No.Copy !req
453. - Closing fast.
- I can't see. There's a fog.Copy !req
454. It's your hair, Sam. Blow up.Copy !req
455. Hold on. Mom's back.Copy !req
456. Oh, no.Copy !req
457. MRS.
Look at the little kitty.Copy !req
458. Look at the kitty. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
459. That's a good boy.
He's just a poor little lost kitty.Copy !req
460. And we're going to keep him.
Yes, we are.Copy !req
461. Don't eat her.Copy !req
462. Oh, look. See?Copy !req
463. Look how much she likes you.
Dave, I've run into a bit of a snag.Copy !req
464. You'll have to show the house
without me. Oh, hang on.Copy !req
465. What is that? Is that a hairball?Copy !req
466. I'll get you some water.
Not you, Dave. I'll be there soon.Copy !req
467. Hang on. Okay.Copy !req
468. I'm on to you. You're in trouble.Copy !req
469. I think not, baby puppy.
It is you who is in trouble.Copy !req
470. Yuck!Copy !req
471. - From Russia with love.
- Uh-oh.Copy !req
472. Stealth poop.Copy !req
473. Lou!Copy !req
474. I don't have time for this.Copy !req
475. Bad dog.Copy !req
476. What do we got?Copy !req
477. - A Russian Blue.
- And a number 2 in sector 3.Copy !req
478. That steamer was bigger than me.Copy !req
479. Nice work. Sit this one out.Copy !req
480. - Is she gone?
- I don't see her.Copy !req
481. But I was framed! That cat—
Wait up.Copy !req
482. Look out. Code 4.
Quick, smell my butt.Copy !req
483. All right, break it up.Copy !req
484. - Cold nose!
- Go!Copy !req
485. Hmph. Piece ofjunk American door.Copy !req
486. I cannot believe I do this job
for half price.Copy !req
487. And this Tinkles, he is jerk.
He talk too much and shed all over.Copy !req
488. West-east.
- On her way to the corner.Copy !req
489. - And she's out.
- And she's out.Copy !req
490. Oh, man, it's locked.Copy !req
491. What do they know? I work hard,
bring home the Meow Mix.Copy !req
492. Boom-boom!Copy !req
493. - What's he doing?
- Kid!Copy !req
494. What? Dogs!Copy !req
495. Take this!Copy !req
496. Missed.Copy !req
497. Run! Come on, kid. Hurry!Copy !req
498. Watch it, fellas! He's coming in!Copy !req
499. There's a bomb at the lab door.
We're on it.Copy !req
500. Doggies, why not come out and play?Copy !req
501. Guys!
Come on, man!Copy !req
502. The bomb. The bomb!
Kid, I'm going for the bomb.Copy !req
503. Come on! Hurry! The bomb!Copy !req
504. Whoa!Copy !req
505. - You distract him.
- Why me?Copy !req
506. - You wanted to help.
Come on! Come on!Copy !req
507. - Stupid cat!
- That'll get his attention.Copy !req
508. Huh?Copy !req
509. Whoa!Copy !req
510. The dresser's coming down.Copy !req
511. The bomb. You got 45 seconds.
- I said we're on it.Copy !req
512. You need anger management.Copy !req
513. Boomerang!Copy !req
514. Look out, kid!Copy !req
515. Nice catch.Copy !req
516. Human!Copy !req
517. Hm.Copy !req
518. Phone.Copy !req
519. - Hang on, Butch!
- Huh?Copy !req
520. - Puppy, fetch.
- Huh?Copy !req
521. No! Wait!Copy !req
522. All right!Copy !req
523. A flying dog.Copy !req
524. Hold on, kid.Copy !req
525. Hurry! The bomb!Copy !req
526. - Get off me, furball!
- Fight!Copy !req
527. Take him. I'll go for the bomb.Copy !req
528. Ten seconds.Copy !req
529. You fight like a poodle.Copy !req
530. - The book says cut the red wire.
- We're dogs. We're colorblind!Copy !req
531. Right. The dark gray one! Oh, no.Copy !req
532. Don't touch it!Copy !req
533. - Come on.
- Please!Copy !req
534. That's the one!Copy !req
535. It's— Wha—Copy !req
536. Whew!Copy !req
537. You think you have won?
Remote detonator!Copy !req
538. Hello?Copy !req
539. Hello, dog— Oh, good.Copy !req
540. Come here, Lou.Copy !req
541. - Nice outfit.
- Come here. Okay.Copy !req
542. Ouch!Copy !req
543. Hang on. Good dog.Copy !req
544. Bulbous. It's a breakthrough.
If I can only find...Copy !req
545. a little protein synthesis
and an electrostatic charge...Copy !req
546. it'll sustain the compound...Copy !req
547. Good job with the boomerang.
You're acting like an agent.Copy !req
548. - Was that a compliment?
- He never compliments me.Copy !req
549. Call in a clean-up crew.Copy !req
550. Hello? Here, kitty, kitty.Copy !req
551. Here, little kitty, kitty.Copy !req
552. I have a treat for you.
Here, kitty, kitty—Copy !req
553. Oh, my God.Copy !req
554. Who left the window open?Copy !req
555. Here, kitty.Copy !req
556. I will tell you nothing!Copy !req
557. I may look cute and cuddly...Copy !req
558. but inside, granite!Copy !req
559. We can't get anything else out of him.Copy !req
560. We pumped a few things from
his stomach. Pretty standard:Copy !req
561. Grenade, pick, dynamite,
squeaky mouse and this.Copy !req
562. "This is where you are
to enact my fiendish plan.Copy !req
563. Eat this after you read it
so no one will find it."Copy !req
564. Look here. A Christmas tree.Copy !req
565. Research is trying to place it.
Ring any bells?Copy !req
566. Nah.Copy !req
567. What's next?Copy !req
568. You heard her, boys.
Focus on the mission.Copy !req
569. Full scans every 20 minutes.
- Roger that.Copy !req
570. - Sam, trim your bangs.
- Sorry.Copy !req
571. Kid, keep up the good work.
Remember to stay away from the boy.Copy !req
572. Keep your eye on the ball.Copy !req
573. Come on, Lou!
Come on, bring me the ball.Copy !req
574. Come on over here.Copy !req
575. Come on, Lou.Copy !req
576. Come on!Copy !req
577. I have the ball now!
You can't get it from me!Copy !req
578. How do you always find me? Tell me.Copy !req
579. Let's hear it. Woof-woof.Copy !req
580. Belly rub!Copy !req
581. I'll race you across the yard!
What's the matter? Too slow?Copy !req
582. Come on! You can't catch me!
Try and get it.Copy !req
583. Whoa! Oh, no!Copy !req
584. Whoa.Copy !req
585. Uh-oh.Copy !req
586. No! Lou!Copy !req
587. Negative. Non-reactive.Copy !req
588. - What—
- Serum sample 1 -5-4-3...Copy !req
589. - Dad.
- ... negative. Non-reactive.Copy !req
590. My work.Copy !req
591. It was an accident. I was playing
with the dog— The door was open!Copy !req
592. Then I was just playing...Copy !req
593. I didn't mean to.Copy !req
594. - I'm so sorry.
- You should just go to school.Copy !req
595. Sample 1 -5-4-6, negative.
Non-reactive.Copy !req
596. Butch will kill me.Copy !req
597. 1 -5-4-7, negative. Non-reactive.Copy !req
598. Serum sample 1-5-4-8...Copy !req
599. negative. Non-reactive.Copy !req
600. Serum sample 1-5-4-9...Copy !req
601. positive. Pro-reactive.Copy !req
602. Molecular structure resolved.
Allergy formula complete.Copy !req
603. I did it.Copy !req
604. We did it.Copy !req
605. PROF.Doctor, the cure for
dog allergies? Success. Done.Copy !req
606. Fantastic. Send it
and we'll verify it.Copy !req
607. PROF. Tomorrow morning, then.
MR. Unacceptable.Copy !req
608. We must act now
or the work will be out of reach.Copy !req
609. - Do you know what that means?
- Oh, who? Me?Copy !req
610. Weren't you paying attention?Copy !req
611. - Not really. Are you mad?
- Yes! I am mad!Copy !req
612. - You bug of an imbecile—
- Mr. Tinkles!Copy !req
613. Guess what I made for you!Copy !req
614. Now you can look just like me.Copy !req
615. No, I think not, Sophie.
Those days are through.Copy !req
616. What's the matter, Large Marge?
Cat got your tongue?Copy !req
617. - Boo!
- Oh!Copy !req
618. Oh, my! A talking cat?Copy !req
619. Scary, isn't it?Copy !req
620. Lock her in the closet. We must remain
on schedule. Our day has come!Copy !req
621. Brake!Copy !req
622. Gas!Copy !req
623. Brake!Copy !req
624. We gonna get away with this?
MR. Watch me.Copy !req
625. Mr. Mason. What a surprise, sir.Copy !req
626. Good morning, human guard.
Let us in. That is all.Copy !req
627. Of course, sir.Copy !req
628. Gas it up! Step on it.Copy !req
629. Get off the brake!Copy !req
630. Brake!Copy !req
631. Brake! Hit the brake!Copy !req
632. Gas!Copy !req
633. Get out of the road!Copy !req
634. Brake!Copy !req
635. - Gas!
MR. What are you doing?Copy !req
636. Can't you drive, you imbecile?
Don't make me come up there—Copy !req
637. Where'd you get licensed?Copy !req
638. Hello. Out of my way.Copy !req
639. Attention, employees.Copy !req
640. Work quickly.
Only seven months until Christmas.Copy !req
641. - Mr. Mason!
- Move. Back to work.Copy !req
642. - Sir.
- Get a life.Copy !req
643. - Out of my way. No lunch for you.
- Mr. Mason!Copy !req
644. - Morning, sir.
- Nice hat.Copy !req
645. - How are you feeling?
- None of your business.Copy !req
646. Yes, that's me. Not an evil cat
bent on taking over the world.Copy !req
647. Out of my way.Copy !req
648. Factory employees, congratulations.Copy !req
649. This factory has been
accident-free for 45 minutes.Copy !req
650. Sir! Mr. Mason.Copy !req
651. - Sir.
- Get the door.Copy !req
652. Nice dress.Copy !req
653. - Can I get you anything?
- Sushi and cream. Close the door.Copy !req
654. MR.
Attention—Copy !req
655. Ow! Attention, human worker.Copy !req
656. This is your employer, Mr. Mason.Copy !req
657. Effective immediately,
you are all fired.Copy !req
658. That's right. Fired!Copy !req
659. Go home now. Do not ask why.
You have only yourself to blame.Copy !req
660. Unless you have a dog.
Then blame him.Copy !req
661. In fact, kick him when you get home.
That is all.Copy !req
662. Cats rule.Copy !req
663. Now, the next phase of my plan.Copy !req
664. MRS. Scotty?
- Yeah?Copy !req
665. I have a package for you.Copy !req
666. Whoa!Copy !req
667. Oh, Caroline— Wait. Where'd she go?
In or out? In or out?Copy !req
668. Honey, honey.Copy !req
669. - You won't believe it. A breakthrough.
- All right!Copy !req
670. - I am just hours away from—
- Whoa!Copy !req
671. Mom, Dad! Check it out!
I won free tickets to a game tonight.Copy !req
672. - What?
- That is so great.Copy !req
673. - Uruguay versus Chad.
- You never entered a contest.Copy !req
674. Can we go? Please, can we go?Copy !req
675. Um, oh— Me?Copy !req
676. - Please, I really want to go. Come on.
- Yeah.Copy !req
677. Hurry, buckle up!
We don't want to be late!Copy !req
678. - The birds have left the nest.
Go again.Copy !req
679. The jelly is out of the donut.Copy !req
680. - What are you saying?
- The family has gone.Copy !req
681. Hey, Lou.Copy !req
682. Hey! It's you. Where have you been?Copy !req
683. Around.Copy !req
684. This week's been amazing. I beat up
a kitten, I'm on wet food...Copy !req
685. - ... and Scott says I'm his best friend.
- Terrific.Copy !req
686. Don't tell anyone. Butch won't
like it. He gets mad about that stuff.Copy !req
687. Yeah, I know. But he's not mad.Copy !req
688. Sometimes mad is a way of hiding...Copy !req
689. - ... how sad you are.
- What? Why would he be sad?Copy !req
690. It's not my place to say.
But a person really hurt him once.Copy !req
691. Poor Butch.Copy !req
692. Here we are. I said I'd get us here.Copy !req
693. I hope Mbuto plays.
He's the best one-legged forward ever.Copy !req
694. MRS.Is this the right place?
PROF.: Where are the tailgaters?Copy !req
695. Dad, it's an exhibition game.Copy !req
696. Are we early? Nobody around.Copy !req
697. That'll make us first in line
for chili dogs.Copy !req
698. Oh, goody!Copy !req
699. Chili dog! Chili dog!Copy !req
700. How much do I owe?
I'm sorry. Didn't catch it.Copy !req
701. - Hello.
- No charge for you!Copy !req
702. - What?
- What is it?Copy !req
703. - Oh, my God!
- Take it back.Copy !req
704. - Oh-ho!
- Oh, boy!Copy !req
705. Cats rule, cats ruleCopy !req
706. Yeah, we kick buttCopy !req
707. Kid.Copy !req
708. - Lou!
- Oh.Copy !req
709. Butch.Copy !req
710. What's up?Copy !req
711. Professor's done,
I filed my report and...Copy !req
712. Kid...Copy !req
713. they're impressed with you.
They wanted me to give you this.Copy !req
714. But this is for...Copy !req
715. When this job ends,
you've a spot at the academy.Copy !req
716. You pulled it off. Good work.Copy !req
717. - I get to be a real agent like you?
- Well, you can try.Copy !req
718. - Partners!
- Don't wet the paper yet.Copy !req
719. But if you make it,
think of all the places you'll see.Copy !req
720. Maybe Burma. Yeah.Copy !req
721. Or Denmark. What was her name?Copy !req
722. Or Pasadena.Copy !req
723. Oh. Wait. So I wouldn't stay here.Copy !req
724. You go where they need you.Copy !req
725. Bogey in the wire.Copy !req
726. - Where?
- 47-B.Copy !req
727. It's a calico. Should I take him?
- Negative. Me and the kid got it.Copy !req
728. Yeah!Copy !req
729. This is my last job. Deliver this
tape, and I'm off to Jamaica.Copy !req
730. Ow!Copy !req
731. - What's this?
- Get off me. Okay.Copy !req
732. All right, you got me. Ow!Copy !req
733. Stop. Please don't pull
on the duct tape!Copy !req
734. Is this on? Closer! Turn the camera over!
Where did you come from?Copy !req
735. Hello, my puny-minded
dog-faced opponents.Copy !req
736. What? Yes, it's on.
Because the red light's blinking.Copy !req
737. Start over.Copy !req
738. Hello, my puny-minded
dog-faced opponents.Copy !req
739. I'm sure you've wondered...Copy !req
740. about the identity of who it is
that'll defeat you.Copy !req
741. Who it is that possesses
the intellect to win...Copy !req
742. in this chess game
of wits and might.Copy !req
743. It is l!Copy !req
744. Recognize these humans?Copy !req
745. If you want to see them alive again...Copy !req
746. bring the formula and all notes...Copy !req
747. regarding Mr. Brody's research
to the 9th Street Pier at midnight.Copy !req
748. If you refuse, well,
they will be put to sleep!Copy !req
749. Still the camera!Copy !req
750. You have until midnight to comply.Copy !req
751. - We're gonna save them, right?
- This is over our heads.Copy !req
752. - You calling headquarters?
- No, we're going there.Copy !req
753. Now, we can push the big button.
Hang on! Yeehaw!Copy !req
754. Nav systems.
Check.Copy !req
755. - GPS.
- Check.Copy !req
756. Raising anchors. We're go for launch.Copy !req
757. Hold onto your tail, kid!Copy !req
758. Velocity at 625 feet per second.Copy !req
759. You are clear for EVA.Copy !req
760. Canine transport loading at platform 2.Copy !req
761. FEMALE HQ ANNOUNCER 1 : 282nd Airborne
Chihuahuas, report to your briefing.Copy !req
762. This is it, kid. Welcome to HQ.Copy !req
763. Roll over! Sit! Lie down!Copy !req
764. Roll over!Copy !req
765. Spaying and
neutering reversals on level 3.Copy !req
766. - For defensive purposes, of course.
- Oh.Copy !req
767. Of course.Copy !req
768. Personnel
are required to curb themselves.Copy !req
769. Remember to scoop your poop.Copy !req
770. Testing, testing. You've reached
headquarters. Please log in.Copy !req
771. Tiger, what are you doing?Copy !req
772. Bad dog!Copy !req
773. MR.
Recognize these humans?Copy !req
774. If you want to see them alive again...Copy !req
775. bring the formula and all notes...Copy !req
776. regarding Mr. Brody's research
to the 9th Street Pier at midnight.Copy !req
777. If you refuse, well,
they will be put to sleep.Copy !req
778. Assemble the delegates.Copy !req
779. Order! Order, please.Copy !req
780. Delegates. Delegates, please! Order!Copy !req
781. We cannot give up the formula.
Sacrifice the Brody family.Copy !req
782. Nein! Lives are at stake.
We cannot deem them expendable.Copy !req
783. Delegates, please! Order!Copy !req
784. I must have order!Copy !req
785. Please, no Frisbee!Copy !req
786. Steve, crowd control.Copy !req
787. Sit!Copy !req
788. Now then, delegates.
It's time to vote.Copy !req
789. - Wait! Can I say something first?
- Kid, quiet!Copy !req
790. I was told it was an agent's job
to protect people.Copy !req
791. - They're my family!
- Enough!Copy !req
792. Delegates, it's time.
Family or formula?Copy !req
793. - No! Wait. Wait!
Just minutes ago...Copy !req
794. in a dramatic late-night session,
the council voted to sacrifice the Brodys...Copy !req
795. to safeguard humanity
against the cat threat forever.Copy !req
796. For Canine News Network,
this is Wolf Blitzer.Copy !req
797. - Poor kid.
- Yeah.Copy !req
798. I need some equipment, guys.Copy !req
799. - Hold on a second, kid.
- No!Copy !req
800. - Hold it.
- They can't do this.Copy !req
801. - You should've fought for me!
- What good would it do?Copy !req
802. What about "Man's best friend"?
History 101.Copy !req
803. Lesson two.
We protect and work for them.Copy !req
804. We tolerate that stupid
baby-talk crap.Copy !req
805. Then they go to college...Copy !req
806. and dump you with an old lady
who can't throw a ball!Copy !req
807. Is that what happened to you?Copy !req
808. You're gonna blame my family
for what some boy did to you?Copy !req
809. Look, kid. I'm sorry
it played out like this...Copy !req
810. but it's over. We're shut down.Copy !req
811. Don't be scared, Scotty.
Everything will be okay.Copy !req
812. - I'm not scared, Mom.
- It's all right. Only natural.Copy !req
813. - We'll be okay.
- Mom, really, I'm okay.Copy !req
814. - I can tell you're trying to be brave.
- Mom—Copy !req
815. Darn it! Don't be scared!Copy !req
816. - I am your rock!
- Caroline, sh! Please.Copy !req
817. Who kidnapped us, Uruguay or Chad?Copy !req
818. - I heard the news. How's Lou?
- I told him not to get attached.Copy !req
819. Sure, "An agent focuses
only on the mission.Copy !req
820. - That's why my family didn't love me."
- We all have sob stories.Copy !req
821. Now he has his.Copy !req
822. Hmm.Copy !req
823. - I have to go.
- I said to go before we left.Copy !req
824. MR.
So you brought the research.Copy !req
825. Foolish puppy.Copy !req
826. He took the research.Copy !req
827. Lou.Copy !req
828. Butch, you there?
Lou's in trouble at the pier!Copy !req
829. Dock 14. Hurry!Copy !req
830. Lou!Copy !req
831. Lou.Copy !req
832. Lou!Copy !req
833. Lou.Copy !req
834. - They tricked me.
- They took the formula?Copy !req
835. I thought they would let my family go.Copy !req
836. How many dogs does it take
to overthrow mankind?Copy !req
837. Just one stupid puppy.Copy !req
838. Where is my family?Copy !req
839. Oh, they're alive.Copy !req
840. For now. But it won't matter.
You see, I've—Copy !req
841. Oh, my—Copy !req
842. This isn't NASCAR!Copy !req
843. I've seized the formula,
and in hours, I'll reverse it...Copy !req
844. giving me the power
to make humans...Copy !req
845. - ... allergic to dogs.
- What?Copy !req
846. How can I gloat gleefully
when you drive like a chimpanzee?Copy !req
847. I will make all of humanity
violently allergic to your kind.Copy !req
848. When you're all despised
by those you protect...Copy !req
849. you will be cast out, leaving me to
lead cats in a glorious revolution...Copy !req
850. to conquer the world!Copy !req
851. - What will we do?
- "We"?Copy !req
852. You doomed the human race forever.
There's nothing to do.Copy !req
853. You always give up too easy, Butch.Copy !req
854. - Is that what I think it is?
- What?Copy !req
855. Yep, it's the Cat Tracker 2000.Copy !req
856. MR. Those fleabags must be
running for the hills.Copy !req
857. That's what I was thinking.Copy !req
858. Faster. I thought you were union!Copy !req
859. I got a bonus for the guy...Copy !req
860. That's it.
The Christmas tree from the note.Copy !req
861. What the heck are they up to?Copy !req
862. That's enough mice to feed an army.Copy !req
863. - Hello, Professor Brody.
- Who are you?Copy !req
864. - Huh?
- Sorry about the wait...Copy !req
865. - ... but we had tests to run.
- Who's that? Who are you?Copy !req
866. Is this about my work?Copy !req
867. You're from one of those multinational,
corporate, profit-mongering...Copy !req
868. pharmaceutical companies stealing—Copy !req
869. Pharmaceutical company?
I'm afraid you misunderstand me.Copy !req
870. What's going on? Hello?
Where'd you go?Copy !req
871. That smell. A feline essence—Copy !req
872. Where are you?Copy !req
873. Show yourself.
You can't hide forever.Copy !req
874. But I've nothing to hide.Copy !req
875. Cool!Copy !req
876. Will someone please shut her up?Copy !req
877. I have an ingenious test to perform.Copy !req
878. Are you mutants?
I read this comic book—Copy !req
879. "I read this in a comic book."
You make me sick!Copy !req
880. Calm down, honey. Calm down.Copy !req
881. It's an experiment gone awry.
You're turning blue!Copy !req
882. Oh.Copy !req
883. It's about time.Copy !req
884. My captive audience...Copy !req
885. shall we play a little game,
young Brody? Excuse me.Copy !req
886. The vial! The green one!Copy !req
887. Here, boss.Copy !req
888. Oh, hello, Mr. Sinister Serum.Copy !req
889. - What's in that?
- My quote-unquote master's fake snow...Copy !req
890. is the perfect medium
for carrying...Copy !req
891. your disease.Copy !req
892. Ah, yes. Thereby breaking the bond
between a boy and his dog.Copy !req
893. No, wait.Copy !req
894. Bad. Bad talking cat.Copy !req
895. Scat.Copy !req
896. Lower the cage!Copy !req
897. Ha ha! Success!Copy !req
898. - You! Go assemble the troops.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
899. As for you, Brody herd...Copy !req
900. I have a very...Copy !req
901. very special...Copy !req
902. gift! What?Copy !req
903. Whoa!Copy !req
904. I said buy a real gun!Copy !req
905. - That's what I was thinking.
- What use can I have for this?Copy !req
906. Hey! I'm so clever.Copy !req
907. This here is just plain fun.Copy !req
908. - Stay here.
- Why?Copy !req
909. - Because I hate you.
- No. No!Copy !req
910. No! Help! Let me out!Copy !req
911. In just hours, every human in the world
will be allergic to dogs.Copy !req
912. But such a mammoth plot
requires brothers-in-arms.Copy !req
913. And this...Copy !req
914. is where my genius
truly comes to pass.Copy !req
915. For I have chosen a comrade that can
invade every home in the world.Copy !req
916. Because it's already
in every home in the world!Copy !req
917. Mice!Copy !req
918. Son of my mom!Copy !req
919. Mice! The unlikeliest of allies.Copy !req
920. Thousands of you covered
in dog allergy.Copy !req
921. You're all asking:Copy !req
922. "How can he spread the allergy
to the world?"Copy !req
923. Open your World Domination pamphlets
and I'll show you.Copy !req
924. Enter the sewers and with the maps
in appendix B...Copy !req
925. you'll cross the nation.
Half go to homes...Copy !req
926. infecting every human,
while the rest—Copy !req
927. Turn the page.Copy !req
928. —will stow away
on planes and boats...Copy !req
929. to infect the world.
With the dogs gone...Copy !req
930. cats will overthrow the humans
and you'll be given your reward:Copy !req
931. 16 pounds of Monterey Jack...Copy !req
932. and the continent of Australia!Copy !req
933. - Australia!
- Yeah!Copy !req
934. MR.
Open the sewer hatch!Copy !req
935. Okay, here's the plan.Copy !req
936. Flee across the world!Copy !req
937. Go forth and infect everyone!Copy !req
938. Be all you can be!Copy !req
939. My plan has come full circle!Copy !req
940. You have nothing to fear but
mousetraps...Copy !req
941. and, well, me.Copy !req
942. Woo-hoo! Yeah!Copy !req
943. He ate Gary!Copy !req
944. Run!Copy !req
945. What's that?Copy !req
946. Am-scray!Copy !req
947. It's over, Tinkles!Copy !req
948. Dogs. Where are they?Copy !req
949. Lou, the hatch. Close the hatch.Copy !req
950. Ivy, now!Copy !req
951. Bath time!Copy !req
952. Surrender, you're finished!Copy !req
953. Let's go!Copy !req
954. MR.
I have a plane to catch.Copy !req
955. Lou? Lou!Copy !req
956. Ivy, go find Peek and Sam.
I've got to find Lou.Copy !req
957. Good boy.Copy !req
958. Hey! Stop!Copy !req
959. Stop. I need to crush you.Copy !req
960. MRS.
I'll get you.Copy !req
961. How did you find us?Copy !req
962. MRS. Come on, we have to go.
- Can you talk too?Copy !req
963. MRS.
Scotty!Copy !req
964. I'll scratch that for you!Copy !req
965. I'll squeeze you like a tick!Copy !req
966. Come on, honey!Copy !req
967. MR.
Come here. I got a Milk-Bone for you.Copy !req
968. Ha!Copy !req
969. I've got you now.Copy !req
970. - Put me down, hairball!
- I just want a hug!Copy !req
971. I'm coming, Butch!Copy !req
972. Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.Copy !req
973. You're too late, puppy.Copy !req
974. I'm king of the world!Copy !req
975. Get him, Lou!Copy !req
976. I give up. Please don't hurt me.Copy !req
977. Get your butt off my face,
Tinkles!Copy !req
978. Now, where was I? Oh, yes.Copy !req
979. Now the final crushing.Copy !req
980. - Hey!
- What—?Copy !req
981. Dogs rule!Copy !req
982. This is a minor setback.Copy !req
983. You're finished, Fluffy!Copy !req
984. Butch! We did it!Copy !req
985. - Come on, Scotty!
Come on! Quickly!Copy !req
986. Lou!Copy !req
987. Come on!Copy !req
988. Lou!Copy !req
989. Wait. Where's Lou?Copy !req
990. Lou!Copy !req
991. Kid, we did it.Copy !req
992. We saved them like you said.
You were right.Copy !req
993. And you were right about me.Copy !req
994. Kid?Copy !req
995. Lou?Copy !req
996. Oh, no.Copy !req
997. Lou?Copy !req
998. Lou.Copy !req
999. Lou?Copy !req
1000. Come on, Lou, wake up.Copy !req
1001. You're not a loser, Lou.Copy !req
1002. You're my best friend.Copy !req
1003. Wake up.Copy !req
1004. And you're my best friend too.Copy !req
1005. Lou?Copy !req
1006. Lou? Lou!Copy !req
1007. Mom, Dad, he's alive!Copy !req
1008. Mom, Dad, he's alive!
Come quick!Copy !req
1009. He came back!Copy !req
1010. You have the right to—
You have the right...Copy !req
1011. - ... to remain silent.
- Anything you say can be used...Copy !req
1012. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1013. And the right to a dog attorney.Copy !req
1014. He's fine!Copy !req
1015. Whoa!Copy !req
1016. - Try this again.
- Athletic.Copy !req
1017. Get it, Lou! Come on!Copy !req
1018. Nice! You're getting good.Copy !req
1019. Oh, no. Ow.Copy !req
1020. Put your head forward.Copy !req
1021. - Oh! Hey! Ooh!
- Ooh!Copy !req
1022. All right, Dad!Copy !req
1023. - Lou, go get it.
- That's a triple.Copy !req
1024. Hey, kid.Copy !req
1025. Hey! Everything go okay at HQ?Copy !req
1026. They're eating out of my paw.
How's things?Copy !req
1027. - Great. Want to play some ball?
- No, I gotta get back to work.Copy !req
1028. Bring it here. Find the ball.Copy !req
1029. Come on! Go get it! Come on!Copy !req
1030. He's got it! He's got it!Copy !req
1031. Bring that ball!
Bring that ball back!Copy !req
1032. He would've made a great agent.Copy !req
1033. That's right, Mr. Tinkles.
You have been a very bad kitty.Copy !req
1034. I'm just going to have to
teach you how to behave.Copy !req
1035. Now you're going to have to live
with me and my sisters!Copy !req
1036. Mr. Tinkles!Copy !req
1037. Look what we made for you!Copy !req
1038. Yes!Copy !req
1039. - I could eat you with a spoon!
SlSTER 3: I can't take it!Copy !req
1040. MR.
This can't be happening.Copy !req