1. Going to the ball?
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2. I wouldn't if I were you.
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3. Could get dangerous.
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4. You know, they say
Macavity will win this year.
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5. Macavity?
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6. A wonderful magician.
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7. One moment, you see him...
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8. Come on!
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9. Magic.
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10. So, what's your name?
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11. Cat got your tongue?
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12. - Victoria.
- Victoria?
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13. You must have another.
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14. Another?
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15. The naming of cats
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16. is a difficult matter.
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17. It isn't just
one of your holiday games.
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18. You may think at first
I'm as mad as a hatter
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19. when I tell you a cat must
have three different names.
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20. First of all,
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21. there's the name
that the family use daily,
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22. such as...
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23. - Peter.
- Augustus.
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24. - Alonzo.
- Or James.
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25. But I tell you a cat needs
a name that's particular.
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26. A name that's peculiar
and more dignified.
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27. Else how can he keep up
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28. his tail perpendicular?
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29. Or spread out his whiskers?
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30. Or cherish his pride?
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31. But above and beyond,
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32. there's still
one name left over.
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33. And that is the name
that you never will guess.
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34. The name that no human research
can discover,
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35. but the cat herself knows
and will never confess.
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36. When you notice a cat
in profound meditation,
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37. the reason, I tell you,
is always the same.
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38. Her mind is engaged
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39. in a rapt contemplation
of the thought,
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40. of the thought, of the thought
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41. of her name.
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42. Her ineffable,
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43. effable,
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44. effanineffable,
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45. deep and inscrutable,
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46. singular name, name,
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47. name, name, name,
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48. name, name, name, name,
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49. name, name, name,
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50. name, name.
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51. Mr. Mistoffelees
the Magical Cat!
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52. The Heaviside Layer?
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53. Far, far up in the sky,
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54. from where
the most deserving cat
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55. will be reborn
into another life.
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56. So they can be who they've
always dreamed of being.
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57. How will they be chosen?
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58. By singing the song
of themselves, of course.
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59. Who they are and what they do.
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60. Come.
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61. Come and see a cat
who's competing
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62. to be the Jellicle choice
tonight.
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63. It's dinner and a show.
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64. Cockroaches! Faces!
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65. Mm.
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66. And now for
the icing on the cake.
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67. Why does she want
another Jellicle life?
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68. I can't keep being
in this kitchen.
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69. Don't get cocky.
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70. Mm. Meow.
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71. - Hmm? -It's a little
old-fashioned, don't you think?
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72. With the cockroaches dancing
and the mice singing.
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73. Well, actually,
the mice were really good.
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74. - But it's all a bit old-school.
- Get out.
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75. I'm just trying to offer you
some feedback here.
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76. Well... well, actually,
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77. I just thought I'd have
a feed at the back.
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78. Get out of this kitchen now!
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79. - Let's dance!
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80. No.
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81. Do you think
he just got neutered?
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82. 'Cause those notes are, like...
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83. high.
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84. You know...
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85. I can dance how he dances, too.
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86. - Look.
Let me see.
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87. It's easy.
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88. Stop milking it.
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89. Yeah!
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90. Nah, nah. No more milk.
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91. Milk!
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92. Whoo!
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93. Wow.
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94. Who was she?
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95. She used to be
the star of the Windmill.
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96. Then she went with Macavity.
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97. Now she lives on the wasteland.
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98. Good evening, all.
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99. Oh, no.
Look what the cat dragged in.
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100. Oh, my.
You look absolutely starving.
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101. You can't attend the ball
on an empty stomach.
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102. So you're hoping to be chosen?
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103. Yeah. He wants to be reborn
as a thin cat
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104. so he can get fat
all over again.
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105. - But he's going to lose.
- How dare you.
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106. - Don't listen to her.
- Don't you listen to him,
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107. because he is
a complete and utter bas...
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108. Yeah, you've got it.
Here we go.
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109. Ready?
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110. Scuse me.
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111. Are you, by any chance,
Jennyanydots?
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112. Yes.
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113. You know, your work
should be on the world stage.
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114. Yes.
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115. And that face
should be on a poster.
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116. Meow!
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117. Right, well, that's not
going to work, is it?
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118. Okay?
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119. Look at you and look at me,
and you know...
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120. you know that I'm sensitive
about my size.
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121. Okay? And yet
you embarrass me. You...
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122. That's what
I say to you.
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123. Okay? Now, listen.
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124. You'll never get me
up there on your own,
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125. so let's gather up
a few more of the...
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126. cats, and we'll
try again, shall we?
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127. Yeah, okay.
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128. Nice and good.
Everybody ready?
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129. And five, six, seven.
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130. Thanks, Tugger.
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131. Spats?
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132. Macavity!
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133. Puss in Spats.
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134. I love it.
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135. Hungry?
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136. Look like you haven't
eaten for days.
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137. Go for it.
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138. Look at it.
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139. Smell it.
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140. Really tasty.
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141. Well, come on, Puss in Spats.
You can do it.
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142. Ineffable.
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143. Can we help you?
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144. You really shouldn't
be out alone.
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145. I'm not alone.
I'm with my friends.
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146. Friends?
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147. Looks like they've run away
and left you.
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148. Don't worry.
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149. We'll look after you.
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150. Won't we?
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151. Why don't you come inside?
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152. No photos, right?
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153. Hello, police officer.
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154. I bought these for her myself.
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155. - You did what?
- Wait.
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156. I'm coming, Victoria!
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157. Don't worry. Stay there.
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158. Here, doggy. Fetch!
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159. I've been looking for you
everywhere.
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160. I-I thought you'd miss
the arrival.
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161. What arrival?
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162. Of Old Deuteronomy.
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163. - Where am I?
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164. It seems we're on a barge
in the middle of the Thames.
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165. What are you doing here?
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166. I haven't got
the faintest clue.
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167. And I've lost
all of my cockroaches.
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168. I can't be on a barge
in the middle of the Thames.
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169. I'm supposed to be
going to the ball.
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170. Oh, no. You're not going
anywhere, Puss in Spats.
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171. I'm determined to win,
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172. and I prefer
my competition chained up.
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173. Growltiger.
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174. Keep them here.
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175. Meow!
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176. He's called me that twice now—
"Puss in Spats."
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177. Like it's sort of a joke,
and I rather like it,
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178. so the joke's on him.
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179. Who are you?
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180. Growltiger.
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181. Right, no, see,
that doesn't rhyme.
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182. You can't just say "Taymes"
'cause it rhymes with "aims."
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183. It's-it's the River Thames.
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184. Ow!
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185. Okay, so it's Growl...
Growltiger, you say?
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186. Yep, I think I've got it.
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187. I think that's it.
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188. I-I fully
understand now who it is.
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189. Thank you for telling me.
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190. Where have you been?
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191. Oh, it-it's mine.
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192. Yet another trick
that went wrong.
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193. You're just in time
to see Old Deuteronomy.
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194. Who is Old Deuteronomy?
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195. Who will it be?
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196. Who will it be?
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197. - Who will it be?
- Who will it be?
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198. It's party time!
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199. With your permission,
of course.
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200. Are you all right, my dear?
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201. We haven't met before, have we?
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202. No.
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203. I'm not from round here.
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204. I was abandoned.
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205. Oh, poor thing.
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206. Would you like to see me make
the Jellicle choice?
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207. - Am I allowed?
- Why wouldn't you be allowed?
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208. I'm not a Jellicle.
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209. Not yet, perhaps.
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210. Come. We're about to begin.
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211. Gus.
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212. Gus, it's your call.
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213. I just wanted to wish you...
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214. - jolly good luck.
- Oh.
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215. I'm a tremendous fan
of your work.
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216. Mm.
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217. - What's your name?
- Mr. Mistoffelees.
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218. I'm a Magic Cat, you see.
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219. Oh.
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220. - Do you ever get nervous?
- No, no.
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221. It's all practice,
practice, practice.
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222. Then nothing can go wrong.
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223. T-Touch wood.
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224. I've never played
The Egyptian before.
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225. Gus...
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226. the Theatre Cat.
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227. Cross paws.
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228. Mm.
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229. Mm.
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230. I could do it again, you know.
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231. Bravo!
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232. Bravo, Gus.
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233. Could I trouble you for
an au... an autograph, sir?
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234. To see Firefrorefiddle
come alive tonight
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235. was truly inspirational
and scary.
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236. Macavity!
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237. The next contestant is
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238. Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat.
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239. Macavity.
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240. Mwah!
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241. Aha!
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242. Yes!
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243. The time has come to make
the Jellicle choice.
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244. Old Deuteronomy, if you would.
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245. As I am the only
contestant left.
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246. And, quite obviously, the best.
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247. And so...
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248. Never.
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249. I choose the cat
that deserves a new life.
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250. I judge a cat by its soul.
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251. He's got soul.
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252. I've got plenty of soul.
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253. You're a cheat, Macavity.
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254. Mm.
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255. Deuteronomy.
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256. - I am going to
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257. I demand that you grant me
another life.
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258. You will never go
to the Heaviside Layer.
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259. Oh? We'll see about that.
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260. Growltiger,
make her walk the plank.
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261. - Say it's me...
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262. or you'll drown
in that river.
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263. You'll never
be my Jellicle choice.
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264. - This is your last chance.
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265. Never!
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266. Where is Old Deuteronomy?
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267. Where is she?
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268. We don't know.
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269. Where is she?
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270. Look, it was only a bit of fun.
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271. We didn't know
he was gonna take Old Deut.
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something we can do.
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273. We can't just magic her back.
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276. You're a magician.
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277. What?
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280. Really, I can't.
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281. You could try.
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282. Good luck.
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283. You can do it.
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284. Cross paws.
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285. Can we get a spotlight?
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286. Please don't make me do this.
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287. - And a drumroll, please.
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288. - You can do this.
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289. Mr. Mistoffelees?
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290. My hero.
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291. Oh.
- Don't go.
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292. - Oh, no.
- Falling.
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293. Please.
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294. Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you the marvelous,
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295. magical Mr. Mistoffelees.
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296. She's tricked me.
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297. I will get there.
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298. I will get to
the Heaviside Layer.
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299. I will win!
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300. You'll all see.
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301. Come with me!
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302. Meow!
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303. Don't mess with
the crazy cat lady.
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304. - Firefrorefiddle!
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305. Yes!
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306. Oh, you fiend.
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307. Sing.
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308. You are the Jellicle choice.
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309. Thank you.
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310. Up, up, up!
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311. Heaviside Layer, here I c...
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312. Oh. Oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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313. Ineffable.
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314. - You're alive!
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315. I believe you truly are
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