1. OK... Here we go. Focus.Copy !req
2. Speed. I am speed.Copy !req
3. One winner, 42 losers.Copy !req
4. I eat losers for breakfast.Copy !req
5. Breakfast.Copy !req
6. Wait, maybe I
should have had breakfast.Copy !req
7. A little breck-y could be good for me.
No, no, no, stay focused. Speed.Copy !req
8. I'm faster than fast.
Quicker than quick.Copy !req
9. I am lightning!Copy !req
10. Hey, Lightning! You ready?Copy !req
11. Oh, yeah. Lightning's readyCopy !req
12. Get your antenna balls here!Copy !req
13. Go, Lightnin'!Copy !req
14. You got that right, slick.Copy !req
15. Welcome back to the Dinoco 400.Copy !req
16. I'm Bob Cutlass, here
with my good friend, Darrell Cartrip.Copy !req
17. We're midway through what may
be an historic day for racing.Copy !req
18. Bob, my oil pressure's
through the roof.Copy !req
19. If this gets more exciting, they're
gonna have to tow me outta the booth!Copy !req
20. Right you are, Darrell.Copy !req
21. Three cars are tied
for the season points lead,Copy !req
22. heading into the final race
of the season.Copy !req
23. And the winner of this race will win
the season title and the Piston Cup.Copy !req
24. Does The King, Strip Weathers,Copy !req
25. have one more victory in him
before retirement?Copy !req
26. He's been Dinoco's golden boy for years!Copy !req
27. Can he win them one last Piston Cup?Copy !req
28. And, as always, in the second place
spot we find Chick Hicks.Copy !req
29. He's been chasing
that tailfin his entire career.Copy !req
30. Chick thought this was his year, Bob.Copy !req
31. His chance to finally emerge
from The King's shadow.Copy !req
32. But the last thing he expected was...Copy !req
33. Lightning McQueen!Copy !req
34. You know, I don't think anybody
expected this.Copy !req
35. The rookie sensation
came into the season unknown.Copy !req
36. But everyone knows him now.Copy !req
37. Will he be the first rookie
to win a Piston Cup and land Dinoco?Copy !req
38. The legend, the runner-up,
and the rookie!Copy !req
39. Three cars, one champion!Copy !req
40. No, you don't.Copy !req
41. What a ride!Copy !req
42. Go get 'em, McQueen!
Go get 'em!Copy !req
43. I love you, Lightning!Copy !req
44. Dinoco is all mine.Copy !req
45. Trouble, turn three!Copy !req
46. - Get through that, McQueen.
- A huge crash behind the leaders!Copy !req
47. Wait a second, Darrell.
McQueen is in the wreckage.Copy !req
48. There's no way the rookie
can make it through!Copy !req
49. Not in one piece, that is.Copy !req
50. Yeah!Copy !req
51. Lightning!Copy !req
52. Look at that!
McQueen made it through!Copy !req
53. Man, a spectacular move
by Lightning McQueen!Copy !req
54. Yeah! Ka-chow!Copy !req
55. McQueen! McQueen! McQueen!
McQueen! McQueen! McQueen!Copy !req
56. Yeah, McQueen! Ka-chow!Copy !req
57. While everyone else heads into the pits,
McQueen stays out to take the lead!Copy !req
58. Don't take me out, coach.
I can still race!Copy !req
59. What do you think?
A thing of beauty.Copy !req
60. - McQueen made it through!
- What?Copy !req
61. He's not pitting!Copy !req
62. You gotta get me out there!
Let's go! Get me back out there!Copy !req
63. McQueen's not going into the pits!Copy !req
64. The rookie just fired his crew chief.
That's the third one this season!Copy !req
65. - He says he likes working alone.
- Go, go, go!Copy !req
66. Looks like Chick
got caught up in the pits.Copy !req
67. Yeah, after a stop like that,
he's got a lot of ground to make up.Copy !req
68. Get ready, boys,
we're coming to the restart!Copy !req
69. Come on, come on, come on!Copy !req
70. We need tires now!
Come on, let's go!Copy !req
71. - No, no, no, no! No tires, just gas!
- What?Copy !req
72. You need tires, you idiot!Copy !req
73. Looks like it's all gas-and-go's
for McQueen today.Copy !req
74. That's right. No tires again.Copy !req
75. That's a short-term gain, long-term
loss, but it's sure workin' for him.Copy !req
76. He obviously
knows somethin' we don't know.Copy !req
77. This is it, Darrell.Copy !req
78. One lap to go
and Lightning McQueen has a huge lead.Copy !req
79. He's got it in the bag.
Call in the dogs and put out the fire!Copy !req
80. We're gonna crown us a new champion!Copy !req
81. Checkered flag, here I come!Copy !req
82. Oh, no! McQueen has blown a tire!Copy !req
83. And with only one turn to go!
Can he make it?Copy !req
84. You fool!Copy !req
85. McQueen's blown a tire!
McQueen's blown a tire!Copy !req
86. Go, go, go!Copy !req
87. He's lost another tire!Copy !req
88. - King and Chick are coming up fast!
- They're entering turn three!Copy !req
89. Come on.Copy !req
90. I don't believe
what I'm watching, Bob!Copy !req
91. Lightning McQueen
is 100 feet from his Piston Cup!Copy !req
92. The King and Chick rounding turn four.Copy !req
93. Down the stretch they come!
And it's, and it's...Copy !req
94. - It's too close to call! Too close!
- I don't believe it!Copy !req
95. Lightning!Copy !req
96. - The most spectacular, amazing...
- I don't believe it!Copy !req
97. unequivocally, unbelievable ending
in the history of the world!Copy !req
98. - And we don't know who won!
- Look at that!Copy !req
99. Hey, no cameras! Get outta here!Copy !req
100. We're here in Victory Lane,
awaiting the results.Copy !req
101. McQueen, that was a risky move,
not taking tires.Copy !req
102. Tell me about it!Copy !req
103. Are you sorry you didn't have
a crew chief out there?Copy !req
104. Oh, Kori. There's a lot more to racing
than just winning.Copy !req
105. I mean, taking the race by a full lap...
Where's the entertainment in that?Copy !req
106. I wanted to give folks a little sizzle.Copy !req
107. - Sizzle?
- Am I sorry I don't have a crew chief?Copy !req
108. No, I'm not.
'Cause I'm a one-man show.Copy !req
109. What? Oh, yeah, right.Copy !req
110. That was a confident
Lightning McQueen.Copy !req
111. Live from Victory Lane,
I'm Kori Turbowitz.Copy !req
112. Get outta the shot.Copy !req
113. Yo, Chuck, what are you doing?
You're blockin' the camera!Copy !req
114. - Everyone wants to see the bolt.
- What?Copy !req
115. - Now, back away.
- That's it! Come on, guys.Copy !req
116. - Whoa, team! Where are you going?
- We quit, Mr. One-Man Show!Copy !req
117. Oh, OK, leave. Fine.Copy !req
118. How will I ever find anyone else
who knows how to fill me up with gas?Copy !req
119. - Adios, Chuck!
- And my name is not Chuck!Copy !req
120. Oh, whatever.Copy !req
121. Hey, Lightning! Yo! McQueen!Copy !req
122. Seriously, that was some
pretty darn nice racin' out there.Copy !req
123. - By me!
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
124. - Zinger!
- Welcome to the Chick era, baby!Copy !req
125. The Piston Cup...
It's mine, dude. It's mine.Copy !req
126. Hey, fellas, how do you think
I'd look in Dinoco blue? Dinoco blue!Copy !req
127. In your dreams, Thunder.Copy !req
128. Yeah, right. Thunder?
What's he talkin' about, "Thunder"?Copy !req
129. You know, 'cause thunder
always comes after lightning.Copy !req
130. - Who knew about the thunder thing?
- I didn't.Copy !req
131. - Give us the bolt!
- That's right.Copy !req
132. Right in the lens.Copy !req
133. - Show me the bolt, baby!
- Smile, McQueen!Copy !req
134. - Show me the bolt, McQueen!
- That's it!Copy !req
135. That was one close finish.
You sure made Dinoco proud.Copy !req
136. Thank you, King.Copy !req
137. Well, Tex, you've been
good to me all these years.Copy !req
138. It's the least I could do.Copy !req
139. Whatever happens, you're a winner
to me, you old daddy rabbit.Copy !req
140. Thanks, dear.
Wouldn't be nothing without you.Copy !req
141. - I'm Mia.
- I'm Tia.Copy !req
142. We're, like, your biggest fans!
Ka-chow!Copy !req
143. I love being me.Copy !req
144. - OK, girls, that's it.
- We love you, Lightning!Copy !req
145. Hey, buddy.
You're one gutsy racer.Copy !req
146. Oh, hey, Mr. The King.Copy !req
147. You got more talent in one lug nutCopy !req
148. than a lot of cars has got
in their whole body.Copy !req
149. - Really? Oh, that...
- But you're stupid.Copy !req
150. - Excuse me?
- This ain't a one-man deal, kid.Copy !req
151. You need to wise up and get
a good crew chief and a good team.Copy !req
152. You ain't gonna win
unless you got good folks behind you,Copy !req
153. and you let them do their job,
like they should.Copy !req
154. - Like I tell the boys at the shop...
- A good team.Copy !req
155. Yeah...Copy !req
156. Oh, Lightning!Copy !req
157. If you figure that out
you just gonna be OK.Copy !req
158. Oh, yeah, that...
That is spectacular advice.Copy !req
159. Thank you, Mr. The King.Copy !req
160. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
161. for the first time
in Piston Cup history...Copy !req
162. A rookie has won the Piston Cup.Copy !req
163. Yes!Copy !req
164. we have a three-way tie.Copy !req
165. Hey, McQueen,
that must be really embarrassing.Copy !req
166. But I wouldn't worry about it.
Because I didn't do it!Copy !req
167. Piston Cup officials have determined
that a tiebreaker raceCopy !req
168. between the three leaders
will be held in California in one week.Copy !req
169. Well, thank you! Thanks to
all of you out there! Thank you!Copy !req
170. Hey, rook, first one to California
gets Dinoco all to himself.Copy !req
171. No, not me!
No, you rock, and you know that!Copy !req
172. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
173. "First one to California
gets Dinoco all to himself."Copy !req
174. Oh, we'll see
who gets there first, Chick.Copy !req
175. - Hey, kid! Congrats on the tie.
- I don't want to talk about it.Copy !req
176. Let's go, Mack. Saddle up.
What'd you do with my trailer?Copy !req
177. - I parked it at your sponsor's tent.
- What?Copy !req
178. Gotta make your personal appearance.Copy !req
179. No. No! No, no, no, no!Copy !req
180. Yes, yes, yes!
Lightning McQueen here.Copy !req
181. And I use Rust-eze Medicated
Bumper Ointment, new rear end formula!Copy !req
182. Nothing soothes a rusty bumper
like Rust-eze.Copy !req
183. Wow! Look at that shine!Copy !req
184. Use Rust-eze and you too
can look like me!Copy !req
185. Ka-chow!Copy !req
186. I met this car from Swampscott.Copy !req
187. He was so rusty
he didn't even cast a shadow.Copy !req
188. You could see his dirty undercarriage.Copy !req
189. I hate rusty cars.
This is not good for my image.Copy !req
190. They did give you your big break.
Besides, it's in your contract.Copy !req
191. Oh, will you stop, please?
Just go get hooked up.Copy !req
192. - Winter is a grand old time.
- Of this there are no ifs or buts.Copy !req
193. But remember,
all that salt and grime...Copy !req
194. Can rust your bolts and freeze your...Copy !req
195. Hey, look! There he is!Copy !req
196. Our almost champ!Copy !req
197. Get your rear end in here, kid.Copy !req
198. Lightning McQueen,
you are wicked fast!Copy !req
199. - That race was a pisser!
- You were booking!Copy !req
200. - Give me a little room.
- You're my hero!Copy !req
201. Yes, I know.Copy !req
202. "Fred." Fred, thank you.Copy !req
203. He knows my name.
He knows my name!Copy !req
204. Looking good, Freddie!Copy !req
205. Thanks to you, Lightning,
we had a banner year!Copy !req
206. We might clear enough
to buy you some headlights.Copy !req
207. You saying he doesn't have headlights?Copy !req
208. That's what I'm telling ya.
They're stickers!Copy !req
209. Well, you know,
racecars don't need headlights,Copy !req
210. because the track is always lit.Copy !req
211. Yeah, well, so is my brother,
but he still needs headlights.Copy !req
212. Ladies and gentlemen,
Lightning McQueen!Copy !req
213. Free Bird!Copy !req
214. You know, the Rust-eze Medicated
Bumper Ointment teamCopy !req
215. ran a great race today.Copy !req
216. And remember, with a little Rust-eze...Copy !req
217. And an insane amount of luck,Copy !req
218. you too, can look like me.
Ka-chow.Copy !req
219. - Hey, kid.
- We love ya.Copy !req
220. And we're looking forward
to another great year.Copy !req
221. Just like this year!Copy !req
222. Not on your life.Copy !req
223. - Don't drive like my brother!
- Yeah, don't drive like my brother!Copy !req
224. California, here we come!Copy !req
225. Dinoco, here we come!Copy !req
226. I needed this. Hello?Copy !req
227. Is this Lightning McQueen,
the world's fastest racing machine?Copy !req
228. Is this Harv,
the world's greatest agent?Copy !req
229. It's such an honor to be your agentCopy !req
230. it almost hurts to take ten percent
of your winnings.Copy !req
231. Merchandising. And ancillary rights in
perpetuity. Anyway, what a race, champ!Copy !req
232. I didn't see it,
but I heard you were great.Copy !req
233. Thanks, Harv.Copy !req
234. Listen, they're giving you 20 tickets
for the tiebreaker thing in Cali.Copy !req
235. I'll pass 'em on to your friends.
Shoot me the names.Copy !req
236. - You let Harv rock it for you.
- Right. Friends.Copy !req
237. Yes, there's...Copy !req
238. OK, I get it, Mr. Popular.Copy !req
239. So many you can't even narrow it down.
Hey, when you get to town,Copy !req
240. you better make time
for your best friend!Copy !req
241. Break bread
with your mishpocheh here!Copy !req
242. That'd be great!
We should totally...Copy !req
243. OK, I gotta jump, kid.
Let me know how it goes. I'm out.Copy !req
244. What? A minivan?Copy !req
245. Come on, you're in the slow lane. This
is Lightning McQueen you're hauling.Copy !req
246. Just stopping off
for a quick breather, kid.Copy !req
247. - Old Mack needs a rest.
- Absolutely not.Copy !req
248. We're driving all night till we
get to California. We agreed to it.Copy !req
249. All night? May I remind you
federal DOT regs state...Copy !req
250. Come on, I need to get there
before Chick and hang with Dinoco.Copy !req
251. All those sleeping trucks.Copy !req
252. Hey, kid,
I don't know if I can make it.Copy !req
253. Oh, sure you can, Mack.Copy !req
254. Look, it'll be easy.
I'll stay up with you.Copy !req
255. - All night?
- All night long.Copy !req
256. - Hey, yo, D.J.
- What up?Copy !req
257. We got ourselves a nodder.Copy !req
258. Pretty music.Copy !req
259. Yo, Wingo! Lane change, man.Copy !req
260. - Right back at ya!
- Yeah!Copy !req
261. - Oops! I missed.
- You going on vacation?Copy !req
262. - Oh, no, Snot Rod...
- He's gonna blow!Copy !req
263. Gesundheit!Copy !req
264. One should never drive while drowsy.Copy !req
265. Mack!Copy !req
266. Mack!Copy !req
267. Mack!Copy !req
268. Hey, Mack! Mack!Copy !req
269. Mack!Copy !req
270. Mack, wait for me!Copy !req
271. Mack!Copy !req
272. Mack! Mack!Copy !req
273. Mack! Mack...Copy !req
274. wait up! Mack.Copy !req
275. Mack! Mack!Copy !req
276. What? You're not Mack.Copy !req
277. Mack? I ain't no Mack!
I'm a Peterbilt, for dang sake!Copy !req
278. Turn on your lights, you moron!Copy !req
279. Mack... The Interstate!Copy !req
280. Not in my town, you don't.Copy !req
281. Oh, no.Copy !req
282. Oh, maybe he can help me!Copy !req
283. He's shooting at me!
Why is he shooting at me?Copy !req
284. I haven't gone this fast in years.Copy !req
285. I'm gonna blow a gasket or somethin'.Copy !req
286. Serpentine! Serpentine, serpentine!Copy !req
287. What in the blue blazes?Copy !req
288. Crazy hot-rodder.Copy !req
289. I'm telling you, man,
every third blink is slower.Copy !req
290. The sixties weren't good to you,
were they?Copy !req
291. What? That's not the Interstate!Copy !req
292. No, no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
293. I'm not the only one seeing this, right?Copy !req
294. - Incoming!
- Whoa, man.Copy !req
295. - No!
- Hey!Copy !req
296. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
297. My tires!Copy !req
298. Fly away, Stanley. Be free!Copy !req
299. Boy, you're in a heap of trouble.Copy !req
300. We're live at the Los Angeles
International SpeedwayCopy !req
301. as the first competitor,
Lightning McQueen,Copy !req
302. is arriving at the track.Copy !req
303. Is it true he's gonna pose for Cargirl?Copy !req
304. Lightning, what's your strategy?Copy !req
305. What? Did I forget
to wipe my mud flaps?Copy !req
306. McQueen's driver arrived in California,
but McQueen was missing.Copy !req
307. - McQueen was reported missing.
- ... to race an unprecedented...Copy !req
308. Sponsor stated
they have no idea where he is.Copy !req
309. I hope Lightning's OK. I'd hate
to see anything bad happen to him.Copy !req
310. I don't know what's harder to find,
McQueen or a chief who'll work with him!Copy !req
311. Lightning McQueen must be found
at all costs!Copy !req
312. They're all asking the same question:
Where is McQueen?Copy !req
313. Oh, boy.Copy !req
314. Where am I?Copy !req
315. Mornin', sleepin' beauty!Copy !req
316. Boy, I was wonderin'
when you was gonna wake up.Copy !req
317. Take whatever you want!
Just don't hurt me!Copy !req
318. A parking boot?
Why do I have a parking boot on?Copy !req
319. - What's going on here? Please!
- You're funny.Copy !req
320. I like you already. My name's Mater.Copy !req
321. Mater?Copy !req
322. Yeah, like "tuh-mater,"
but without the "tuh".Copy !req
323. - What's your name?
- You don't know my name?Copy !req
324. No, I know your name.
Is your name Mater too?Copy !req
325. What?Copy !req
326. Look, I need to get to California
as fast as possible. Where am I?Copy !req
327. Where are you? Shoot!Copy !req
328. You're in Radiator Springs.Copy !req
329. The cutest little town
in Carburetor County.Copy !req
330. Oh, great. Just great!Copy !req
331. Well, if you think that's great,
you should see the rest of the town.Copy !req
332. You know,
I'd love to see the rest of the town!Copy !req
333. So if you could just open the gate,
take this boot off,Copy !req
334. you and me, we go cruisin',
check out the local scene...Copy !req
335. - Dad-gum!
- How'd that be, Tuhmater?Copy !req
336. - Cool!
- Mater!Copy !req
337. What did I tell you
about talkin' to the accused?Copy !req
338. To not to.Copy !req
339. Well, quit your yappin' and tow this
delinquent road hazard to traffic court.Copy !req
340. Well, we'll talk later, Mater.Copy !req
341. "Later, Mater." That's funny!Copy !req
342. The Radiator Springs Traffic Court
will come to order!Copy !req
343. Hey, you scratched my paint!
I oughta take a blowtorch to you, man!Copy !req
344. You broke-a the road!
You a very bad car!Copy !req
345. - Fascist!
- Commie!Copy !req
346. Officer, talk to me, babe.
How long is this gonna take?Copy !req
347. I gotta get to California, pronto.Copy !req
348. Where's your lawyer?Copy !req
349. I don't know. Tahiti maybe.
He's got a timeshare there.Copy !req
350. When a defendant has no lawyer,
the court will assign one to him. Hey!Copy !req
351. Anyone want to be his lawyer?Copy !req
352. Shoot, I'll do it, Sheriff!Copy !req
353. All rise! The Honorable
Doc Hudson presiding.Copy !req
354. Show-off.Copy !req
355. - May Doc have mercy on your soul.
- All right,Copy !req
356. I wanna know who's responsible
for wreckin' my town, Sheriff.Copy !req
357. I want his hood on a platter!Copy !req
358. I'm gonna put him in jail till he rots!
No, check that.Copy !req
359. I'm gonna put him in jail till
the jail rots on top of him,Copy !req
360. and then I'm gonna move him
to a new jail and let that jail rot.Copy !req
361. I'm...Copy !req
362. Throw him out of here, Sheriff.Copy !req
363. I want him out of my courtroom.
I want him out of our town!Copy !req
364. - Case dismissed.
- Yes!Copy !req
365. Boy, I'm purty good
at this lawyerin' stuff.Copy !req
366. Sorry I'm late, Your Honor!Copy !req
367. Holy Porsche! She's gotta be
from my attorney's office.Copy !req
368. Hey, thanks for comin',
but we're all set.Copy !req
369. - He's letting me go.
- He's letting you go?Copy !req
370. Yeah, your job's pretty easy today.Copy !req
371. All you have to do now is stand there
and let me look at you.Copy !req
372. Listen, I'm gonna cut to the chase.
Me, you, dinner.Copy !req
373. What the...?Copy !req
374. - Please!
- I know. I get that reaction a lot.Copy !req
375. I create feelings in others that
they themselves don't understand.Copy !req
376. Oh, I'm sorry. Did I scare you?Copy !req
377. A little bit, but I'll be all right.Copy !req
378. OK. I'm gonna go talk to the judge.Copy !req
379. Do what you gotta do, baby.
But listen. Be careful.Copy !req
380. Folks around here are not firing on
all cylinders, if you know what I mean.Copy !req
381. Ka-ching!Copy !req
382. I'll keep that in mind.Copy !req
383. - Hey there, Mater.
- Howdy, Sally.Copy !req
384. - Hi, folks!
- Good morning!Copy !req
385. You know her?Copy !req
386. She's the town attorney and my fiancée.Copy !req
387. What?Copy !req
388. Nah, I'm just kiddin'.
She just likes me for my body.Copy !req
389. You look great. You do something
different with your side view mirrors?Copy !req
390. What do you want, Sally?Copy !req
391. Come on, make this guy fix the road.
The town needs this.Copy !req
392. No. I know his type. Racecar.Copy !req
393. That's the last thing this town needs.Copy !req
394. OK, I didn't want to have to do this,
Doc, but you leave me no choice.Copy !req
395. Fellow citizens, you're all aware
of our town's proud history.Copy !req
396. Here she goes again.Copy !req
397. Radiator Springs,
the glorious jewelCopy !req
398. strung on the necklace
of Route 66, the mother road!Copy !req
399. It is our job and our pleasure
to take care of the travelersCopy !req
400. - on our stretch of that road.
- Travelers? What travelers?Copy !req
401. Ignore him.Copy !req
402. But how, I ask you,
are we to care for those travelersCopy !req
403. if there is no road
for them to drive on?Copy !req
404. - Luigi, what do you have at your store?
- Tires.Copy !req
405. And if no one can get to you?Copy !req
406. I won't sell any... tires.
I will lose everything!Copy !req
407. - Flo, what do you have at your store?
- I have gas.Copy !req
408. - Lotsa gas!
- OK boys, stay with me.Copy !req
409. And, Flo, what'll happen if no one
can come to your station to buy gas?Copy !req
410. I'll go outta business and...
we'll have to leave town.Copy !req
411. What's gonna happen if Flo
leaves town and closes her station?Copy !req
412. - Without gas, we're done for!
- What?Copy !req
413. Don't you think the car responsible
should fix our road?Copy !req
414. The only guy strong enough
to fix that road is Big Al!Copy !req
415. Lizzie, the guy left,
like, 15 years ago.Copy !req
416. Then why are you
bringing him up, you lemon?Copy !req
417. Oh, he can do it.Copy !req
418. He's got the horsepower.
So, what do you want him to do?Copy !req
419. Fix the road!Copy !req
420. - Because we are a town worth fixing!
- Yeah!Copy !req
421. Order in the court!Copy !req
422. Seems like my mind
has been changed for me.Copy !req
423. - Yeah!
- No!Copy !req
424. Nice ruling.Copy !req
425. I am so not taking you to dinner.Copy !req
426. That's OK, Stickers.
You can take Bessie.Copy !req
427. Man, you get to work with Bessie!Copy !req
428. I'd give my left two lug nuts
for somethin' like that.Copy !req
429. Bessie? Who's Bessie?Copy !req
430. This here is Bessie,
finest road-pavin' machine ever built.Copy !req
431. I'm hereby sentencing you
to community service.Copy !req
432. You'll fix the road
under my supervision.Copy !req
433. What? This place is crazy!Copy !req
434. I know this may be
a bad time right now,Copy !req
435. but you owe me $32,000
in legal fees.Copy !req
436. What?Copy !req
437. We're gonna hitch you up to Bessie,
and you're gonna pull her nice.Copy !req
438. You gotta be kidding me.Copy !req
439. You start there where the road begins.Copy !req
440. You finish down there
where the road ends.Copy !req
441. Holy shoot!Copy !req
442. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
How long is this gonna take?Copy !req
443. Well, fella does it right,
should take him about five days.Copy !req
444. Five days?Copy !req
445. But I should be in California
schmoozing Dinoco right now!Copy !req
446. Then if I were you,
I'd quit yappin' and start workin'!Copy !req
447. - Hook him up, Mater.
- Okay-dokey.Copy !req
448. Freedom!Copy !req
449. Maybe I should've
hooked him up to Bessie...Copy !req
450. and then...
then took the boot off.Copy !req
451. Goodbye, Radiator Springs,
and goodbye, Bessie!Copy !req
452. California, here I come! Yeah!Copy !req
453. Oh, feel that wind.Copy !req
454. Yes!Copy !req
455. No. No, no, no.Copy !req
456. No, no, no, no, no. Outta gas?Copy !req
457. How can I be outta gas?Copy !req
458. Boy, we ain't as dumb
as you think we are.Copy !req
459. But how did, how did... you...?Copy !req
460. We siphoned your gas
while you were passed out.Copy !req
461. Ka-chow.Copy !req
462. - Gentlemen.
- Sheriff.Copy !req
463. Hey, Sheriff.Copy !req
464. - Why tires here?
- Sono sempre stati qui.Copy !req
465. - They were better before.
- Stai sempre a parlare.Copy !req
466. - Guido!
- Red, can you move over?Copy !req
467. I want to get a look
at that sexy hot rod.Copy !req
468. You know, I used to be
a purty good whistler.Copy !req
469. I can't do it now, of course,
on account of sometimesCopy !req
470. I get fluid built up
in my engine block,Copy !req
471. but Doc said he's gonna fix it.
He can fix about anything.Copy !req
472. That's why we made him the judge.Copy !req
473. Boy, you shoulda heard me on
Giddy-up, Oom Papa Mow Mow.Copy !req
474. Now, I'm not one to bragCopy !req
475. but people come purty far
to see me get low on the "Mow-Mow".Copy !req
476. - Man, that's just great!
- Hey, what's wrong?Copy !req
477. My lucky sticker's all dirty.Copy !req
478. That ain't nothin'.
I'll clean it for ya.Copy !req
479. No, no, no!Copy !req
480. That won't be necessary.Copy !req
481. Hey! Hey, big fella!
Yeah, you in the red!Copy !req
482. I could use a little hose down.
Help me wash this off.Copy !req
483. Where's he goin'?Copy !req
484. He's a little bit shy, and
he hates you for killin' his flowers.Copy !req
485. I shouldn't put up with this.Copy !req
486. I'm a precision instrument
of speed and aerodynamics.Copy !req
487. - You hurt your what?
- I'm a very famous racecar!Copy !req
488. You are a famous racecar?
A real racecar?Copy !req
489. Yes, I'm a real racecar.
What do you think? Look at me.Copy !req
490. I have followed racing my entire life.
My whole life!Copy !req
491. Then you know who I am.
I'm Lightning McQueen.Copy !req
492. - Lightning McQueen?
- Yes! Yes!Copy !req
493. I must scream it to the world!Copy !req
494. My excitement from the top
of someplace very high!Copy !req
495. - Do you know many Ferraris?
- No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
496. They race on the European circuit.
I'm in the Piston Cup!Copy !req
497. - What?
- Luigi follow only the Ferraris.Copy !req
498. Is that what I think it is?Copy !req
499. Customers.Copy !req
500. Customers!
Customers, everyone! Customers!Copy !req
501. - OK!
- Customers?Copy !req
502. It's been a long time.
Remember what we rehearsed.Copy !req
503. Make sure your
"Open, please come in" signs are out.Copy !req
504. You all know what to do.
All right, nobody panics. Here we go!Copy !req
505. Van, I just don't see
any on-ramp anywhere.Copy !req
506. - Minny, I know exactly where we are.
- Yeah, we're in the middle of nowhere.Copy !req
507. - Honey, please.
- Hello.Copy !req
508. Welcome to Radiator Springs,
gateway to Ornament Valley.Copy !req
509. Legendary for
its service and hospitality.Copy !req
510. How can we help you?Copy !req
511. - We don't need anything, thank you.
- Ask for directions to the Interstate.Copy !req
512. There's no need to ask for directions.
I know where we're going.Copy !req
513. He did the same thing
on our trip to Shakopee.Copy !req
514. We were headed over there
for the Crazy Days, and we...Copy !req
515. - OK. Really. We're just peachy, OK?
- What you really needCopy !req
516. is the sweet taste
of my homemade, organic fuel.Copy !req
517. No, it doesn't agree with my tank.Copy !req
518. - Just trying to find the Interstate.
- Good to see you, soldier!Copy !req
519. Come on by Sarge's Surplus Hut
for your government surplus needs.Copy !req
520. - Honey, surplus!
- We have too much surplus.Copy !req
521. I do have a map
over at the Cozy Cone Motel.Copy !req
522. And if you stay, we offer a free
Lincoln Continental breakfast.Copy !req
523. - Honey, she's got a map.
- I don't need a map! I have the GPS.Copy !req
524. - Never need a map again, thank you.
- How 'bout somethin' to drink?Copy !req
525. Stop at Flo's V-Eight Café.
Finest fuel on Route 66.Copy !req
526. No we just topped off.Copy !req
527. And if you need tires,
stop by Luigi's Casa Della Tires,Copy !req
528. home of the Leaning Tower of Tires.Copy !req
529. - We're trying to find the Interstate.
- But you do need a paint job.Copy !req
530. Ramone will paint you up right.
Hey, anything you want!Copy !req
531. - You know, like a flame job.
- No thanks...Copy !req
532. Maybe ghost flames!Copy !req
533. You like old school pinstripin'?
Von Dutch style?Copy !req
534. Oh, honey, look. Von Dutch.Copy !req
535. OK, no.
We're gonna be going now, OK?Copy !req
536. A little somethin'
to remember us by, OK?Copy !req
537. - OK!
- Come back soon, OK?Copy !req
538. I mean, you know where we are!
Tell your friends!Copy !req
539. OK! Yes. You bet.Copy !req
540. Thanks again, folks.
Bye-bye now.Copy !req
541. Psst! Psst!
Hey! Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
542. - I know how to get to the Interstate!
- Do ya?Copy !req
543. - Minny, no.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
544. No, not really. But listen.Copy !req
545. I'm Lightning McQueen, famous racecar.
I'm being held against my will.Copy !req
546. I need you to call my team,
so they can come rescue meCopy !req
547. and get me to California in time for me
to win the Piston Cup. Understand?Copy !req
548. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
549. No, it's the truth! I'm telling you!
You gotta help me! Don't leave me here!Copy !req
550. I'm in hillbilly hell!
My IQ's dropping by the second!Copy !req
551. I'm becoming one of them!Copy !req
552. OK, don't worry.
They know where we are now.Copy !req
553. They'll tell friends.
You'll see.Copy !req
554. We'll be back
for our Hank Williams marathon...Copy !req
555. - That's good.
- ... after a Piston Cup update.Copy !req
556. Still no sign of Lightning McQueen.
Chick Hicks arrived in CaliforniaCopy !req
557. and today became the first car
to spend practice time on the track.Copy !req
558. It's just nice to get out here
before the other competitors.Copy !req
559. You know, get a head start.
Gives me an edge.Copy !req
560. Yeah!Copy !req
561. Hey, McQueen...
Eat your heart out.Copy !req
562. Let me get this straight.Copy !req
563. I can go when this road is done.
That's the deal, right?Copy !req
564. - That's what they done did said.
- OK. Outta my way.Copy !req
565. I got a road to finish.Copy !req
566. - He's done!
- Done?Copy !req
567. It's only been an hour.Copy !req
568. I'm done. Look, I'm finished.Copy !req
569. Say thank you,
and I'll be on my way.Copy !req
570. - That's all you gotta say.
- I'm the first one on the new road!Copy !req
571. It rides purty smooth.Copy !req
572. - It looks awful!
- Well, it matches the rest of the town.Copy !req
573. Red.Copy !req
574. Who do you think you are?Copy !req
575. Look, Doc said when I finish,
I could go. That was the deal.Copy !req
576. The deal was you fix the road,
not make it worse.Copy !req
577. Now, scrape it off!
Start over again.Copy !req
578. Hey, look, grandpa,
I'm not a bulldozer. I'm a racecar.Copy !req
579. Is that right? Then why don't we
just have a little race? Me and you.Copy !req
580. - What?
- Me and you. Is that a joke?Copy !req
581. If you win, you go and I fix the road.Copy !req
582. If I win, you do the road my way.Copy !req
583. Doc, what're you doin'?Copy !req
584. I don't mean to be rude here,Copy !req
585. but you probably go zero to sixty in,
like, what? Three-point-five years?Copy !req
586. Then I reckon
you ain't got nothin' to worry about.Copy !req
587. You know what, old-timer?
That's a wonderful idea. Let's race.Copy !req
588. Gentlemen, this will be a one-lap race.Copy !req
589. You will drive to Willy's Butte,
go around Willy's Butte and come back.Copy !req
590. There will be no bumpin',
no cheatin', no spittin',Copy !req
591. no bitin', no road rage, no maimin',Copy !req
592. no oil slickin', no pushin', no shovin',
no backstabbin', no road-hoggin'...Copy !req
593. and no lollygaggin'.Copy !req
594. Speed. I'm speed.Copy !req
595. Float like a Cadillac,
sting like a Beemer.Copy !req
596. My friend Guido, he dream to give
a real racecar a pit stop.Copy !req
597. Peet stop!Copy !req
598. The race is only one lap, guys.Copy !req
599. Uno lappo! Don't need any help.Copy !req
600. - I work solo mio.
- Fine. Race your way.Copy !req
601. - No pit stoppo. Comprendo?
- OK.Copy !req
602. Gentlemen...Copy !req
603. start your engines!Copy !req
604. - ¡Hijole! Check that out!
- Whoa.Copy !req
605. Great idea, Doc.
Now the road will never get done.Copy !req
606. Luigi?Copy !req
607. On your mark, get set...Copy !req
608. Uno for the money,
due for the show,Copy !req
609. tre to get ready, and quattro
to... I can't believe it. Go!Copy !req
610. Doc... the flag means go.Copy !req
611. Remember the fl...
Here we go. Go.Copy !req
612. Doc, what are you doing, man?Copy !req
613. Oh, dear. It would seem
I'm off to a poor start.Copy !req
614. Well, better late than never.
Come on, Mater.Copy !req
615. - Might need a little help.
- OK.Copy !req
616. You got your tow cable?Copy !req
617. Well, yeah,
I always got my tow cable. Why?Copy !req
618. Just in case.Copy !req
619. No, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
620. - Oh, man!
- Whoa.Copy !req
621. Bad trip, man.Copy !req
622. Hey! Was that floatin' like a Cadillac
or was that stingin' like a Beemer?Copy !req
623. I'm confused.Copy !req
624. You drive like you fix roads.Copy !req
625. Lousy! Have fun fishin', Mater.Copy !req
626. I'm startin' to think he knowed
you was gonna crash!Copy !req
627. Thank you, Mater. Thank you.Copy !req
628. I can make a little turn on dirt.Copy !req
629. You think?Copy !req
630. No. And now I'm a day behind.
I'm never gonna get outta here!Copy !req
631. Hey, ése!
You need a new paint job, man!Copy !req
632. - No, thank you.
- How 'bout some organic fuel?Copy !req
633. - That freak juice?
- Pass.Copy !req
634. Watchin' him is makin' me thirsty.
Anybody else want somethin' to drink?Copy !req
635. Nah, not me, Flo.Copy !req
636. I'm on one of them there special diets.Copy !req
637. I'm a precisional instrument
of speed and aero-matics.Copy !req
638. "You race like you fix roads."Copy !req
639. I'll show him. I will show him!Copy !req
640. Great! I hate it!Copy !req
641. - Hate, hate, hate, hate it!
- Music. Sweet music.Copy !req
642. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.Copy !req
643. Radiator Springs. A happy place!Copy !req
644. Oh, OK Bessie.
You think that's funny?Copy !req
645. Great! I'm talking to Bessie now!
I'm talking to Bessie!Copy !req
646. Wow.Copy !req
647. Mornin', Sally!Copy !req
648. Hey, look at this here fancy new road
that Lightnin' McQueen done just made!Copy !req
649. Yes! Amazing!Copy !req
650. Yeah!Copy !req
651. Ramone! Mama ain't
seen you that low in years.Copy !req
652. I haven't seen a road like this
in years.Copy !req
653. - Well, then let's cruise, baby.
- Low and slow.Copy !req
654. È bellissima! It's beautiful!Copy !req
655. Guido, look, it's-a like
it was paved by angels.Copy !req
656. Boy, I tell you what.Copy !req
657. I bet even the roads on the moon
ain't this smooth.Copy !req
658. Doc, look at this!Copy !req
659. Shoulda tossed him into
the cactus a lot sooner, huh?Copy !req
660. Well, he ain't finished yet.
Still got a long way to go.Copy !req
661. Guido, look at Luigi!Copy !req
662. This is fantastico!Copy !req
663. That looks like fun!
Mater, I got dibs, next turn!Copy !req
664. Hey, Luigi, this new road
makes your place look like a dump.Copy !req
665. That crazy old devil woman.Copy !req
666. She's right!Copy !req
667. Guido!Copy !req
668. That punk actually did a good job.Copy !req
669. Well, now... where the heck is he?Copy !req
670. Sheriff!
Is he makin' another run for it?Copy !req
671. No, no. He ran outta asphalt
in the middle of the night,Copy !req
672. and asked me if he could
come down here.Copy !req
673. All he's tryin' to do
is make that there turn.Copy !req
674. No, no, no, no! Oh, great.Copy !req
675. Perfect turns on every track
I've ever raced on.Copy !req
676. Sheriff, why don't you go get yourself
a quart of oil at Flo's.Copy !req
677. I'll keep an eye on him.Copy !req
678. Well, thanks, Doc.
I've been feelin' a quart low.Copy !req
679. This ain't asphalt, son. This is dirt.Copy !req
680. Oh, great. What do you want?
You here to gloat?Copy !req
681. You don't have three-wheel brakes,
so you got to pitch it hard,Copy !req
682. break it loose and then
just drive it with the throttle.Copy !req
683. Give it too much, you'll be
outta the dirt and into the tulips.Copy !req
684. So you're a judge,
a doctor and a racing expert.Copy !req
685. I'll put it simple.Copy !req
686. If you're goin' hard enough left,
you'll find yourself turnin' right.Copy !req
687. Right. That makes perfect sense.
Turn right to go left! Yes! Thank you!Copy !req
688. Or should I say, "No, thank you"?Copy !req
689. Because in Opposite World,
maybe that really means, "Thank you"!Copy !req
690. Crazy grandpa car. What an idiot!Copy !req
691. Turn right to go left.Copy !req
692. Oh, that...Copy !req
693. Turn right to go left.
Guess what. I tried it.Copy !req
694. You know what? This
crazy thing happened... I went right!Copy !req
695. You keep talkin' to yourself,
people'll think you're crazy.Copy !req
696. - Thanks for the tip.
- What? I wasn't talkin' to you!Copy !req
697. - Oh, Guido, è bellissimo!
- Che cosa?Copy !req
698. - It looks great! This is great!
- Ti piace, eh? Si, si, bellissimo.Copy !req
699. Oh, Lord.Copy !req
700. Mater!Copy !req
701. I need you
to watch the prisoner tonight.Copy !req
702. Well, dad-gum! Wait a minute.
What if he tries to run again?Copy !req
703. Just let him run outta gas
and tow him on back.Copy !req
704. - But keep an eye on him.
- Yes, sir!Copy !req
705. While I'm stuck here
paving this stinkin' road,Copy !req
706. Chick's in California schmoozing Dinoco.Copy !req
707. My Dinoco. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Who's touching me?Copy !req
708. You have a slow leak. Guido, he fix.Copy !req
709. You make-a such a nice new road.Copy !req
710. You come to my shop.
Luigi take-a good care of you.Copy !req
711. Even though you not a Ferrari.Copy !req
712. You buy four tires,
I give you a full-a size spareCopy !req
713. - absolutely free!
- Look, I get all my tires for free.Copy !req
714. I like your style, eh?Copy !req
715. You drive the hard bargain.
OK. Luigi make you a new deal.Copy !req
716. You buy one tire,
I give you three for free!Copy !req
717. Would you look at that?Copy !req
718. Ramone, Ramone!Copy !req
719. Then Luigi make you a new new deal.Copy !req
720. No, no, no, no.
Deal me out. Pass. No, thank you.Copy !req
721. - No, no, no, no. No.
- This is it. My last offer.Copy !req
722. You buy one tire, I give you
seven-a snow tires for free!Copy !req
723. Done. You interested, you call me.
You know where I am.Copy !req
724. Stop! Let me...Copy !req
725. Oh, Red, you missed a spot.
See it right there?Copy !req
726. - No! No!
- On the hood right there.Copy !req
727. Stop, stop! That's cold!Copy !req
728. Help! Please! Stop!Copy !req
729. Thanks, Red.Copy !req
730. What was that for?Copy !req
731. - Do you want to stay at the Cozy Cone?
- Huh?Copy !req
732. If you do, you gotta be clean.Copy !req
733. 'Cause even in hillbilly hell
we have standards.Copy !req
734. What, I...? I don't get it.Copy !req
735. I thought I'd say thank you
for doin' a great job.Copy !req
736. So I thought I'd let you stay with me.
I mean, not with me!Copy !req
737. But there. Not with me there,
but there in your own cozy cone.Copy !req
738. - And I'd be in my cone, and it's...
- Wait. Wait, you're being nice to me.Copy !req
739. If you want to stay
at the dirty impound, fine.Copy !req
740. - I understand you criminal types.
- No, no, no, no. That's OK.Copy !req
741. - Yeah, the Cozy Cone.
- It's newly refurbished.Copy !req
742. Yeah, it's like a clever little twist.Copy !req
743. The motel's made out of caution cones,
which, of course, cars try to avoid.Copy !req
744. But now we're gonna stay in them.
That's funny.Copy !req
745. Figure that all out on your own,
did you?Copy !req
746. Cone number one, if you want.Copy !req
747. Hey, do I spy
a little pinstriping tattoo back there?Copy !req
748. That's just a...Copy !req
749. You saw that? Yeah.
Just gonna be going.Copy !req
750. Gonna... Yeah.Copy !req
751. You know, I once knew this girl Doreen.Copy !req
752. Good-lookin' girl.Copy !req
753. Looked just like a Jaguar,
only she was a truck!Copy !req
754. You know, I used to crash into her,
just so I could spoke to her.Copy !req
755. - What are you talking about?
- I don't know.Copy !req
756. Hey, I know somethin' we can do tonight,
'cause I'm in charge of watchin' you!Copy !req
757. No, Mater, I gotta finish this road,
and I have to get out of here.Copy !req
758. Well, that's all right,
Mr. I Can't Turn On Dirt.Copy !req
759. You probably couldn't handle it anyway.Copy !req
760. Whoa, whoa, easy now, Mater.Copy !req
761. You know who you're talkin' to?
This is Lightning McQueen.Copy !req
762. I can handle anything.Copy !req
763. - Mater, I'm not doin' this.
- Oh, come on. You'll love it!Copy !req
764. - Tractor-tippin's fun.
- This is ridiculous.Copy !req
765. All right, listen.Copy !req
766. When I say go, we go.
But don't let Frank catch you. Go!Copy !req
767. Whoa! Wait! Who's Frank?Copy !req
768. Mater!Copy !req
769. Wait, Mater!Copy !req
770. OK, here's what you do.Copy !req
771. You just sneak up in front of 'em,
and then honk.Copy !req
772. And they do the rest. Watch this.Copy !req
773. I swear, tractors is so dumb!Copy !req
774. I tell you what, buddy,
it don't get much better than this.Copy !req
775. Yep, you're livin' the dream, Mater boy.Copy !req
776. I don't care who you are,
that's funny right there.Copy !req
777. Oh, your turn, bud.Copy !req
778. Mater, I can't.
I don't even have a horn.Copy !req
779. - Baby.
- I'm not a baby.Copy !req
780. Fine. Stop! Stop, OK?
All right. I'll do something.Copy !req
781. That's Frank.Copy !req
782. Run!Copy !req
783. Here he comes, look out!Copy !req
784. Run! He's gonna get ya!Copy !req
785. Customers!Copy !req
786. No, no, no.Copy !req
787. Tomorrow night we can
go look for the ghostlight!Copy !req
788. - I can't wait, Mater.
- Oh, yeah, I'm tellin' ya!Copy !req
789. Oh, boy,
you gotta admit that was fun!Copy !req
790. Oh, yeah... yeah.Copy !req
791. Well, we better get you
back to the impound lot.Copy !req
792. You know, actually,
Sally's gonna let me stay at the motel.Copy !req
793. - Gettin' cozy at the Cone, is we?
- Oh, come... No. No, are you kidding?Copy !req
794. Besides, she can't stand me.
And I don't like her, to be honest.Copy !req
795. Yeah, you probably right.
Hey, look, there's Miss Sally!Copy !req
796. Where, where?Copy !req
797. - You're in love with Miss Sally.
- No, I'm not.Copy !req
798. - Yes, you do.
- No way.Copy !req
799. - Way.
- Come on, look...Copy !req
800. - You're in love with Miss Sally!
- Real mature.Copy !req
801. - You're in love!
- Real grown up.Copy !req
802. - You love her. You love her.
- Wait...Copy !req
803. You love her!
You love her. You love her.Copy !req
804. All right. OK. Mater, enough!Copy !req
805. - Will you stop that?
- Stop what?Copy !req
806. Driving backwards. It's creeping me out.
You're gonna wreck.Copy !req
807. Wreck? Shoot!
I'm the world's best backwards driver!Copy !req
808. You just watch
this right here, lover boy.Copy !req
809. What are you doing?
Watch out! Look out!Copy !req
810. Mater? Mater!Copy !req
811. Mater!Copy !req
812. Hey, take it easy, Mater!Copy !req
813. He's nuts.Copy !req
814. No need to watch where I'm goin'.Copy !req
815. Just need to know where I've been.Copy !req
816. Whoa, that was incredible!
How'd you do that?Copy !req
817. Rearview mirrors. We'll get you some,
and I'll teach you if you want.Copy !req
818. Yeah, maybe I'll use it in my big race.Copy !req
819. What's so important
about this race of yours, anyway?Copy !req
820. It's not just a race.
We're talking about the Piston Cup!Copy !req
821. I've been dreaming about it
my whole life!Copy !req
822. I'll be the first rookie in history
ever to win it.Copy !req
823. And when I do,
we're talkin' big new sponsor,Copy !req
824. with private helicopters.Copy !req
825. No more medicated bumper ointment.
No more rusty old cars.Copy !req
826. What's wrong with rusty old cars?Copy !req
827. Well, I don't mean you, Mater.
I mean other old cars. You know?Copy !req
828. - Not like you. I like you.
- It's OK, buddy.Copy !req
829. Hey, you think maybe one day I can
get a ride in one of them helicopters?Copy !req
830. I mean, I've always wanted to ride
in one of them fancy helicopters.Copy !req
831. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
- You mean it?Copy !req
832. Oh, yeah. Anything you say.Copy !req
833. I knew it. I knowed
I made a good choice!Copy !req
834. In what?Copy !req
835. My best friend.Copy !req
836. See you tomorrow, buddy!Copy !req
837. McQueen and Sally
parked beneath a tree,Copy !req
838. K-I-s-somethin'-somethin'-somethin'-t!Copy !req
839. Number one. Number one...
Number one!Copy !req
840. - This is nice.
- Hey, Stickers.Copy !req
841. - I'm sorry.
- You scared me. You gotta be careful.Copy !req
842. I scared myself
scaring you scaring me.Copy !req
843. - I mean, I wasn't like "scared" scared.
- No, of course not. No.Copy !req
844. - I was more...
- I overheard you talkin' to Mater.Copy !req
845. When? Just now?
What, what did, what did you hear?Copy !req
846. Something about a helicopter ride.Copy !req
847. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he got
a kick out of that, didn't he?Copy !req
848. - Did you mean it?
- What?Copy !req
849. - That you'll get him a ride.
- Who knows?Copy !req
850. First things first. I gotta
get outta here and make the race.Copy !req
851. You know... Mater trusts you.Copy !req
852. Yeah, OK.Copy !req
853. - Did you mean that?
- What?Copy !req
854. Was it just a "Yeah, OK",
or "Yeah... OK" or "Yeah, o-OK"?Copy !req
855. Look, I'm exhausted.
It's kinda been a long day.Copy !req
856. Yeah, OK. G'night.Copy !req
857. Hey, thank you.Copy !req
858. What did you just say?Copy !req
859. You know,
thanks for lettin' me stay here.Copy !req
860. It's nice to be out of the impound,
and this is... It's great.Copy !req
861. - Newly refurbished, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
862. - G'night.
- Good night.Copy !req
863. Will you turn
that disrespectful junk off?Copy !req
864. Respect the classics, man.
It's Hendrix!Copy !req
865. No!Copy !req
866. I gotta get outta here!Copy !req
867. Hey, have you seen the Sheriff?
Oh! Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
868. - Hey, what are you doin'?
- Get a good peek, city boy?Copy !req
869. I just need my daily gas ration
from the Sheriff.Copy !req
870. Wait for him at Flo's.
Get outta here.Copy !req
871. I've been trying
to get outta here for three days!Copy !req
872. Hope you enjoyed the show!Copy !req
873. Whoa, Doc.Copy !req
874. Time to clean out the garage, buddy,
come on.Copy !req
875. What?Copy !req
876. He has a Piston Cup?Copy !req
877. Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
878. Three Piston Cups?Copy !req
879. Sign says stay out.Copy !req
880. You have three Piston Cups.
How could you have...Copy !req
881. I knew you couldn't drive.
I didn't know you couldn't read.Copy !req
882. - You're the Hudson Hornet!
- Wait at Flo's, like I told ya!Copy !req
883. Of course. I can't believe
I didn't see it before.Copy !req
884. You're The Fabulous Hudson Hornet!Copy !req
885. You used to hold the record for most
wins in a season. Oh, we gotta talk.Copy !req
886. - You gotta show me your tricks. Please.
- I tried that.Copy !req
887. You won three times!
Look at those trophies!Copy !req
888. You look.
All I see is a bunch of empty cups.Copy !req
889. You know, some automotive yoga
could really lower your RPM's, man.Copy !req
890. Oh, take a car wash, hippie.Copy !req
891. Yeah, look at my husband, y'all!
That's your color!Copy !req
892. - Yellow, baby.
- You smokin' hot!Copy !req
893. There he is.Copy !req
894. Oh, my gosh!
Did you know Doc is a famous racecar?Copy !req
895. - Doc? Our Doc?
- Not Doc Hudson.Copy !req
896. No, no, no, no, it's true!
He's a real racing legend.Copy !req
897. He's The Fabulous Hudson Hornet!Copy !req
898. Fabulous? I never seen Doc
drive more than 20 miles an hour.Copy !req
899. I mean, have you ever seen him race?Copy !req
900. No, but I wish I could have.
They say he was amazing!Copy !req
901. - He won three Piston Cups!
- He did what in his cup?Copy !req
902. I think the heat's
startin' to get to the boy!Copy !req
903. Well, I'll say! Look how red he is.Copy !req
904. Yeah, I think he needs
a new coat of poly, man.Copy !req
905. - Are you sick, buddy?
- You are lookin' peaked.Copy !req
906. He needs a new coat of poly for sure!Copy !req
907. Hey, hey! What are you doin'?Copy !req
908. It's OK, Sheriff.
You can trust me, right?Copy !req
909. I trust you, all right.
It's him I'm worried about.Copy !req
910. I trust him.Copy !req
911. - Come on, let's take a drive.
- A drive?Copy !req
912. Yeah, a drive.Copy !req
913. Don't you big city racecars
ever just take a drive?Copy !req
914. No. No, we don't.Copy !req
915. Hey, Stickers! You comin' or what?Copy !req
916. - And you thought he was gonna run.
- Hey, can you believe it, man?Copy !req
917. He actually thought
Doc was a famous racecar!Copy !req
918. That's so too much!Copy !req
919. OK, you got me out here.
Where are we goin'?Copy !req
920. I don't know.Copy !req
921. Whoa! Yes.Copy !req
922. Wow. What is this place?Copy !req
923. Wheel Well.Copy !req
924. Used to be the most popular stop
on the mother road.Copy !req
925. This place?Copy !req
926. Yeah, imagine.Copy !req
927. Oh, imagine what
it must have been like to stay here.Copy !req
928. You know, I don't get you.Copy !req
929. How does a Porsche
wind up in a place like this?Copy !req
930. Well, it's really pretty simple.
I was...Copy !req
931. an attorney in LA
livin' life in the fast lane, and...Copy !req
932. Oh, you were, were you?
Were you rich?Copy !req
933. - What?
- Just... clues to the puzzle.Copy !req
934. Yeah, OK.
Well, that was my life.Copy !req
935. And you know what?Copy !req
936. It never felt... happy.Copy !req
937. Yeah. I mean... really?Copy !req
938. Yeah. So I left California.Copy !req
939. Just drove and drove
and finally broke down right here.Copy !req
940. Doc fixed me up, Flo took me in.Copy !req
941. Well, they all did. And I never left.Copy !req
942. Yeah. You know, I understand.Copy !req
943. You need a little R and R.
Recharge the old batteries.Copy !req
944. But you know, after a while,
why didn't you go back?Copy !req
945. I fell in love.Copy !req
946. Yep.Copy !req
947. - Corvette?
- No.Copy !req
948. I fell in love with this.Copy !req
949. Whoa. Look at that.Copy !req
950. Look, they're drivin' right by.Copy !req
951. They don't even know
what they're missing!Copy !req
952. Well, it didn't used to be that way.Copy !req
953. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
954. Yeah. Forty years ago,
that Interstate down there didn't exist.Copy !req
955. Really?Copy !req
956. Yeah. Back then,Copy !req
957. cars came across the country
a whole different way.Copy !req
958. How do you mean?Copy !req
959. The road didn't cut through the land
like that Interstate.Copy !req
960. It moved with the land, you know?
It rose, it fell, it curved.Copy !req
961. - Mornin'!
- Nice day, huh?Copy !req
962. Cars didn't drive on it
to make great time.Copy !req
963. They drove on it to have a great time.Copy !req
964. Well, what happened?Copy !req
965. The town got bypassed
just to save ten minutes of driving.Copy !req
966. How great would it have been
to see this place in its heyday!Copy !req
967. I can't tell you how many times
I've dreamed of that.Copy !req
968. But one of these days we'll
find a way to get it back on the map.Copy !req
969. Yeah. Hey, listen, thanks for the drive.Copy !req
970. I had a great time.Copy !req
971. It's kinda nice to slow down
every once in a while.Copy !req
972. You're welcome.Copy !req
973. Hey, listen, listen!Copy !req
974. If anybody asks you,
we was out smashin' mailboxes, OK?Copy !req
975. Wha... what?Copy !req
976. Oh, man, the paint's still wet!Copy !req
977. No, no, no, no!
Get out of the store!Copy !req
978. Hey! Don't eat the radial!
Here, take-a the snow tires.Copy !req
979. - Mater!
- I wasn't tractor-tippin'!Copy !req
980. Then where did all these
gol-durn tractors come from?Copy !req
981. - Whoa, boy!
- Hey! Hey, guys!Copy !req
982. There's one goin' this way.Copy !req
983. I got it.Copy !req
984. Come here, little tractor,
come here.Copy !req
985. Yeah, that's a good tractor.Copy !req
986. No, no, no, no, come here.Copy !req
987. What are you doing?Copy !req
988. You're not supposed to go
wandering off all...Copy !req
989. alone.Copy !req
990. What are you doin'
with those old racin' tires?Copy !req
991. Come on, Doc, drive.Copy !req
992. Yeah.Copy !req
993. Wow.Copy !req
994. You're amazing!Copy !req
995. What are you doin'?Copy !req
996. Doc, wait!Copy !req
997. Giddup right in there!
Come on, Rusty.Copy !req
998. Doc, hold it!
Seriously, your driving's incredible!Copy !req
999. - Wonderful. Now, go away.
- Hey, I mean it. You've still got it!Copy !req
1000. - I'm askin' you to leave.
- Come on.Copy !req
1001. I'm a racecar,
you're a much older racecar,Copy !req
1002. but under the hood
you and I are the same.Copy !req
1003. We are not the same!
Understand? Now, get out.Copy !req
1004. How could a car like you quit
at the top of your game?Copy !req
1005. You think I quit?Copy !req
1006. Right.Copy !req
1007. Your big wreck in '54.Copy !req
1008. They quit on me.Copy !req
1009. When I finally got put together,
I went back expecting a big welcome.Copy !req
1010. You know what they said?
"You're history."Copy !req
1011. Moved right on to
the next rookie standing in line.Copy !req
1012. There was a lot left in me.Copy !req
1013. I never got a chance to show 'em.Copy !req
1014. I keep that to remind me
never to go back.Copy !req
1015. I just never expected
that that world would...Copy !req
1016. would find me here.Copy !req
1017. - Hey, look, Doc, I'm not them.
- Oh, yeah?Copy !req
1018. No, I'm not.Copy !req
1019. When is the last time you cared about
something except yourself, hot rod?Copy !req
1020. You name me one time
and I will take it all back.Copy !req
1021. I didn't think so.Copy !req
1022. These are good folk around here,
who care about one another.Copy !req
1023. I don't want 'em depending
on someone they can't count on.Copy !req
1024. Oh, like you?
You've been here how longCopy !req
1025. and your friends
don't even know who you are?Copy !req
1026. Who's caring about only himself?Copy !req
1027. Just finish that road
and get outta here!Copy !req
1028. Will you turn that
disrespectful junk off?Copy !req
1029. Respect the classics, man.Copy !req
1030. He's done.Copy !req
1031. He must've finished it
while we was all sleepin'.Copy !req
1032. Good riddance.Copy !req
1033. He's gone?Copy !req
1034. Well, we wouldn't want him
to miss that race of his.Copy !req
1035. - Oh, dude, are you crying?
- No! I'm happy!Copy !req
1036. I don't have to watch him
every second of the day anymore!Copy !req
1037. I'm glad he's gone!Copy !req
1038. What's wrong with Red?Copy !req
1039. Oh, he's just sad
'cause you left townCopy !req
1040. and went to your big race to winCopy !req
1041. the Piston Cup that you've
always dreamed about your whole lifeCopy !req
1042. and get that big ol' sponsor and that
fancy helicopter you was talkin' about.Copy !req
1043. Wait a minute!Copy !req
1044. I knowed you wouldn't leave
without saying goodbye.Copy !req
1045. What are you doin' here?
You're gonna miss your race.Copy !req
1046. Don't worry. I'll give you a
police escort, and we'll make up time.Copy !req
1047. Thank you, Sheriff.Copy !req
1048. But you know I can't go just yet.Copy !req
1049. Well, why not?Copy !req
1050. I'm not sure these tires
can get me all the way to California.Copy !req
1051. Peet stop?Copy !req
1052. Yeah, does anybody know
what time Luigi's opens?Copy !req
1053. I can't-a believe it!
Four new tires!Copy !req
1054. Grazie, Mr. Lightning. Grazie!Copy !req
1055. - Would you look at that!
- Our first real customer in years!Copy !req
1056. I am filled with tears of ecstasy,Copy !req
1057. for this is the most
glorious day of my life!Copy !req
1058. All right, Luigi, give me
the best set of blackwalls you've got.Copy !req
1059. No! No, no, no.Copy !req
1060. You don't-a know what you want.
Luigi know what you want.Copy !req
1061. Blackwall tires.
They blend into the pavement.Copy !req
1062. But-a this...Copy !req
1063. Whitewall tires!Copy !req
1064. They say, "Look at me!
Here I am! Love me."Copy !req
1065. All right, you're the expert.Copy !req
1066. Oh, and don't forget the spare.Copy !req
1067. - Perfetto. Guido!
- Peet stop!Copy !req
1068. What did Luigi tell you?Copy !req
1069. Wow, you were right.
Better than a Ferrari, huh?Copy !req
1070. No.Copy !req
1071. Wow! This organic fuel is great!
Why haven't I heard about it before?Copy !req
1072. It's a conspiracy, man!Copy !req
1073. The oil companies got a grip
on the government!Copy !req
1074. They're feedin' us a bunch of lies, man.Copy !req
1075. OK, I'll take a case.Copy !req
1076. Yeah.Copy !req
1077. Ka-chow.Copy !req
1078. - Here she comes!
- Places, everybody. Hurry!Copy !req
1079. Act natural.Copy !req
1080. - Hi, Sally.
- Buon giorno!Copy !req
1081. All right, what's goin' on?Copy !req
1082. Ladies and gentlecars,Copy !req
1083. please welcome
the new Lightning McQueen!Copy !req
1084. What do you think?Copy !req
1085. Radiator Springs
looks pretty good on me.Copy !req
1086. I'll say.Copy !req
1087. Ka-chow.Copy !req
1088. You're gonna fit right in
in California.Copy !req
1089. My goodness. It looks like
you've helped everybody in town.Copy !req
1090. Yeah, everybody except one.Copy !req
1091. - Hey, is it getting dark out?
- What? What'd he say?Copy !req
1092. Let me say that again.
Is it getting dark out?Copy !req
1093. Now, what was I
supposed to do after that?Copy !req
1094. They fixed their neon!Copy !req
1095. - Low and slow?
- Oh, yeah, baby!Copy !req
1096. Just like in its heyday, right?Copy !req
1097. It's even better than I pictured it.
Thank you.Copy !req
1098. Shall we cruise?Copy !req
1099. Oh, thank you, dear. I'd love to!Copy !req
1100. - No, no, no.
- Lizzie!Copy !req
1101. I remember when Stanley
first asked me to take a drive with him.Copy !req
1102. Hey, Miss Sally.
May I have this cruise?Copy !req
1103. Of course, Mater.Copy !req
1104. and again and I said, "No."
He asked me again, and I said, "No."Copy !req
1105. But, oh, he was a persistent
little bugger for a two-cylinder.Copy !req
1106. Finally I said,
"All right, one little drive."Copy !req
1107. - Hey!
- Thanks, Mater.Copy !req
1108. Good evenin', you two.Copy !req
1109. Oh, Stanley,
I wish you could see this.Copy !req
1110. - Is that what I think it is?
- Oh, I don't know, Flo.Copy !req
1111. I haven't had a chance to find out.
But I am going to find out. Hello.Copy !req
1112. Not that. That.Copy !req
1113. Customers?Copy !req
1114. Customers, everybody!
And a lot of 'em!Copy !req
1115. You know what to do.
Just like we rehearsed.Copy !req
1116. It's the ghostlight!Copy !req
1117. We have found McQueen.
We have found McQueen!Copy !req
1118. McQueen, over here!Copy !req
1119. - Wait, excuse me.
- Is it true you've been in rehab?Copy !req
1120. - Did you have a nervous breakdown?
- What?Copy !req
1121. - McQueen's wearing whitewalls!
- Your tires balding?Copy !req
1122. Stickers!Copy !req
1123. - Was McQueen your prisoner?
- Shoot, no!Copy !req
1124. We're best buds!
I ain't braggin' or nothin',Copy !req
1125. but I was in charge of
huntin' him down if he tried to escape.Copy !req
1126. Sally! Sally!Copy !req
1127. Will you still race for the Piston Cup?Copy !req
1128. - Stickers?
- Sally!Copy !req
1129. Come on, give us some bolt!Copy !req
1130. You're here!
Thank the manufacturer! You're alive!Copy !req
1131. - Mack?
- You're here! I can't believe it!Copy !req
1132. You are a sight for sore headlights!Copy !req
1133. I'm so sorry I lost you, boss.
I'll make it up to you!Copy !req
1134. Mack, I, I can't believe you're here.Copy !req
1135. Is that the world's
fastest racing machine?Copy !req
1136. - Is that Harv?
- Yeah. He's in the back.Copy !req
1137. - Show us the bolt!
- Get back, you oil-thirsty parasites!Copy !req
1138. - Where's the old McQueen?
- Actually, this is my good side here.Copy !req
1139. - Harv! Harv!
- Give us the bolt!Copy !req
1140. - Harv?
- Come on!Copy !req
1141. - Kid, I'm over here!
- How you doin', buddy?Copy !req
1142. My star client disappears
off the face of the earth!Copy !req
1143. - How do you think I'm doing?
- I can explain.Copy !req
1144. I'm doing great! You're everywhere!
Radio, TV, the papers!Copy !req
1145. You can't buy this kind of publicity!
What do you need me for?Copy !req
1146. That's just a figure of speech,
by the way. You signed a contract.Copy !req
1147. Where are you?
I can't even find you on my GPS.Copy !req
1148. I'm in this little town
called Radiator Springs.Copy !req
1149. - You know Route 66? It's still here!
- Yeah, that's great, kid.Copy !req
1150. Playtime is over, pal.Copy !req
1151. While the world's been trying to
find you Dinoco has had no one to woo.Copy !req
1152. - Who are they gonna woo?
- Chick!Copy !req
1153. Bingo. In fact, check out
what's on the plasma right now.Copy !req
1154. - Show us the thunder!
- You want thunder?Copy !req
1155. You want thunder?
Ka-chicka, ka-chicka!Copy !req
1156. - Hey, that's my bit!
- You've gotta get to Cali, pronto!Copy !req
1157. Just get out of Radiation Stinks now,
or Dinoco is history, you hear me?Copy !req
1158. Just give me a second here, Harv.Copy !req
1159. No, wait. Where are you goin'?Copy !req
1160. Get in the trailer, baby. Kid!
You want a bigger trailer?Copy !req
1161. Sally, I... I want you to...Copy !req
1162. Look, I wish...Copy !req
1163. Thank you. Thanks for everything.Copy !req
1164. - It was just a road.
- No. It was much more than that.Copy !req
1165. Hey, kid! We gotta go.
Harv's goin' crazy!Copy !req
1166. He's gonna have me fired if
I don't get you in the truck right now!Copy !req
1167. - Mack, just... hold it for...
- You should go.Copy !req
1168. - I know, but...
- Good luck in California.Copy !req
1169. I hope you find what you're looking for.Copy !req
1170. - McQueen, come on!
- Sally...Copy !req
1171. - Sally!
- Show us the bolt, McQueen! The bolt!Copy !req
1172. Hey, Lightning, show us the bolt!Copy !req
1173. - Come on, get in the trailer.
- Where's the old McQueen?Copy !req
1174. - The bolt!
- That's it. That's right, let's go!Copy !req
1175. You're a big shining star.
You're a superstar.Copy !req
1176. You don't belong there, anyway.Copy !req
1177. Whoa... Wait...
Whoa, whoa, wait, wait!Copy !req
1178. Hey, guys!
McQueen's leavin' in the truck!Copy !req
1179. Hey, are you Doc Hudson?Copy !req
1180. - Yeah.
- Thanks for the call.Copy !req
1181. - You called them?
- It's best for everyone, Sally.Copy !req
1182. Best for everyone or best for you?Copy !req
1183. I didn't get to say goodbye to him.Copy !req
1184. Hello, race fans, and welcome
to what has become, quite simply,Copy !req
1185. the biggest event
in the history of racing.Copy !req
1186. A three-way battle for the Piston Cup!Copy !req
1187. There's a crowd
of nearly 200,000 carsCopy !req
1188. here at the Los Angeles
International Speedway.Copy !req
1189. Tickets to this race are hotter than a
black leather seat on a hot summer day!Copy !req
1190. The King, Chick Hicks
and Lightning McQueenCopy !req
1191. in a 200 lap, winner-takes-all,
tiebreaker race.Copy !req
1192. You know I got a lotta miles on me,
but let me tell you somethin'.Copy !req
1193. I never thought I'd see anything
like this. This is exciting!Copy !req
1194. In fact, the country
has almost shut downCopy !req
1195. to watch what many experts
are calling "the race of the century."Copy !req
1196. Hey, King!
Good luck in your last race.Copy !req
1197. - You've sure been an inspiration to me.
- Thanks, Junior. Appreciate it.Copy !req
1198. - Hey, be careful out there, OK?
- Yeah, man.Copy !req
1199. He's hot!Copy !req
1200. Wanna know the forecast?
I'll give you the forecast.Copy !req
1201. A 100 percent chance of thunder!
Ka-chicka! Ka-chicka!Copy !req
1202. Say it with me!
Ka-chicka! Ka-chicka!Copy !req
1203. Hey, you! No admittance
without a garage pass.Copy !req
1204. Oh, it's OK.
Lightning McQueen knows me!Copy !req
1205. Hey, Marco, it's a beautiful day
for a race, isn't it?Copy !req
1206. - Absolutely, Mr. Andretti.
- And good morning to you, Fred.Copy !req
1207. Mario Andretti knows my name!
You gotta let me in now!Copy !req
1208. Sorry, pal.Copy !req
1209. OK, here we go.
Focus. Speed.Copy !req
1210. I am speed.Copy !req
1211. Victory.Copy !req
1212. One winner, two losers.Copy !req
1213. Speed. Speed. Speed. Speed...Copy !req
1214. Hey, Lightnin'! You ready?Copy !req
1215. Yeah, yeah, yeah! I'm ready.Copy !req
1216. Mack, thanks for being
my pit crew today.Copy !req
1217. Don't worry about it, kid.
It's the least I could do.Copy !req
1218. After all, "Gas Can"
is my middle name.Copy !req
1219. - It is?
- Not really.Copy !req
1220. Nelson! Zoom in.
Ready, 16? Take 16.Copy !req
1221. And there he is,
Lightning McQueen!Copy !req
1222. Missing all week, and then he turns up
in the middle of nowhere!Copy !req
1223. In a little town
called Radiator Springs.Copy !req
1224. Wearin' whitewall tires,
of all things.Copy !req
1225. Ka-chicka! Ka-chicka! Ka-chicka!Copy !req
1226. Hey, where you been?
I've been kinda lonely.Copy !req
1227. Nobody to hang out with.
I mean, except the Dinoco folks.Copy !req
1228. And the twins. Of course.
The ones that used to be your fans,Copy !req
1229. but now they're my fans.
Listen to what the twins think...Copy !req
1230. Shoot!Copy !req
1231. Boogity, boogity, boogity, boys!
Let's go racin'!Copy !req
1232. Come on, you can do it!Copy !req
1233. Come on, King, make us proud, boy!Copy !req
1234. Fifty laps down, and The King
is still holding a slim lead.Copy !req
1235. McQueen's got a run on him!
He's lookin' to the inside!Copy !req
1236. Chick slammed the door on him!Copy !req
1237. Chick's not making it easy on him today.Copy !req
1238. Man, he lost so much momentum,Copy !req
1239. and now he's gonna have to
chase him back down!Copy !req
1240. McQueen spins out in the infield!Copy !req
1241. Just me and the old man, fellas.Copy !req
1242. McQueen just doesn't have it today.Copy !req
1243. - Hey, kid, are you all right?
- I don't know, Mack.Copy !req
1244. I don't think I...Copy !req
1245. I didn't come all this way
to see you quit.Copy !req
1246. Doc?Copy !req
1247. Guys, you're here!
I can't believe this!Copy !req
1248. I knew you needed a crew chief,
but I didn't know it was this bad.Copy !req
1249. You said you'd never come back.Copy !req
1250. Well, I really didn't have a choice.
Mater didn't get to say goodbye.Copy !req
1251. Goodbye! OK, I'm good.Copy !req
1252. All right, if you can drive as good
as you can fix a roadCopy !req
1253. then you can win this race
with your eyes shut.Copy !req
1254. Now, get back out there!Copy !req
1255. Hot snot, we are back in business!
Guido! Luigi!Copy !req
1256. You're goin' up
against professional pit crews.Copy !req
1257. - You're gonna have to be fast.
- They will not know what bit them!Copy !req
1258. Kid, you can beat these guys.Copy !req
1259. Find a groove that works for you
and get that lap back.Copy !req
1260. - Is that?
- Oh, wow. That's him!Copy !req
1261. Is that...? That's the Hudson Hornet!
The Hudson Hornet's back!Copy !req
1262. It appears McQueen
has got himself a pit crew.Copy !req
1263. And look who he has for a crew chief!Copy !req
1264. - Look, man. It's the Hudson Hornet!
- Whoa!Copy !req
1265. Well, dip me in axle grease
and call me Slick! It surely is.Copy !req
1266. Wow, this is history in the making.Copy !req
1267. Nobody has seen the racing legend
in over 50 years!Copy !req
1268. Hey, Doc!Copy !req
1269. Come look at this fellow on the radio.
He looks just like you.Copy !req
1270. - McQueen passes them on the inside!
- But he's still nearly a lap down.Copy !req
1271. Can he catch up to them
with only 60 laps to go?Copy !req
1272. You're goin' great, kid.
Just keep your head on.Copy !req
1273. Vai! Vai, vai!Copy !req
1274. Hey, shrimpie,
where did McQueen find you, huh?Copy !req
1275. Those round things are called tires,
and they go under the car!Copy !req
1276. Con chi credi di parlare?
Ma, con chi stai parlando?Copy !req
1277. No! No, no! You'll have your chance.
You will have your chance.Copy !req
1278. Oh, kid's just tryin'
to be a hero, huh?Copy !req
1279. Well, what do you think of this?Copy !req
1280. Yeah, that's it, kid.Copy !req
1281. What?Copy !req
1282. Whoa! Git-R-done!Copy !req
1283. I taught him that. Ka-chow!Copy !req
1284. What a move by McQueen!
He's caught up to the leaders.Copy !req
1285. Yeah. This is what it's all about.Copy !req
1286. A three-way battle for the lead,
with ten to go!Copy !req
1287. Look at that boy go out there!Copy !req
1288. No, you don't.Copy !req
1289. Doc, I'm flat! I'm flat!Copy !req
1290. - Can you get back to the pits?
- Yeah, yeah. I think so.Copy !req
1291. Hey, got a yellow. Bring it in.
Don't tear yourself up, kid.Copy !req
1292. We gotta get him back out there fastCopy !req
1293. or we're gonna be a lap down,
and we'll never win this race!Copy !req
1294. Guido! It's time.Copy !req
1295. Hey, tiny,
you gonna clean his windshield?Copy !req
1296. I don't believe it!Copy !req
1297. That was the fastest pit stop
I've ever seen!Copy !req
1298. It was a great stop, but he's
still gotta beat that pace car out!Copy !req
1299. It's gonna be close.Copy !req
1300. Yeah, baby!Copy !req
1301. He's back in the race!Copy !req
1302. Peet stop.Copy !req
1303. - Guido, you did it!
- Way to go, Guido!Copy !req
1304. This is it. We're heading into
the final lap and McQueenCopy !req
1305. is right behind the leaders.
What a comeback!Copy !req
1306. A hundred and ninety-nine laps,
and, baby, it all comes down to this!Copy !req
1307. This is it, kiddo.Copy !req
1308. You've got four turns left.
One at a time.Copy !req
1309. Drive it in deep and hope it sticks.Copy !req
1310. Go!Copy !req
1311. We'll see about that!Copy !req
1312. McQueen's going inside!Copy !req
1313. - Chick and The King are loose!
- I think McQueen's out!Copy !req
1314. - McQueen saved it!
- He's back on the track!Copy !req
1315. - Float like a Cadillac...
- Sting like a Beemer!Copy !req
1316. Lightning McQueen
is gonna win the Piston Cup!Copy !req
1317. Come on! You got it!
You got it, Stickers!Copy !req
1318. I am not comin' in
behind you again, old man.Copy !req
1319. Oh, no!Copy !req
1320. Yeah!Copy !req
1321. I won, baby! Yeah! Oh, yeah!Copy !req
1322. What's he up to, Doc?Copy !req
1323. What are you doin', kid?Copy !req
1324. I think The King
should finish his last race.Copy !req
1325. You just gave up the Piston Cup,
you know that?Copy !req
1326. This grumpy old racecar I know
once told me somethin'.Copy !req
1327. It's just an empty cup.Copy !req
1328. Darrell, is pushing
on the last lap legal?Copy !req
1329. He's not really pushin' him.Copy !req
1330. He's just givin' him
a little bump draft.Copy !req
1331. Hey. What? What's goin' on?Copy !req
1332. That's what I call racin' right there.Copy !req
1333. - Bravo il mio amico!
- Way to go, buddy!Copy !req
1334. There's a lotta love out there,
you know, man?Copy !req
1335. - Don't embarrass me, Fillmore.
- That's my hot rod.Copy !req
1336. Come on, baby, bring it out!
Bring out the Piston Cup!Copy !req
1337. Ka-chicka! Ka-chicka!Copy !req
1338. Yeah!
Now, that's what I'm talkin' about!Copy !req
1339. Hey, how come the only one celebrating
is me, huh?Copy !req
1340. Where are the girls?
Bring on the confetti!Copy !req
1341. Easy with the confetti.
What's goin' on?Copy !req
1342. Come on, snap some pictures.
I gotta go sign my deal with Dinoco!Copy !req
1343. Say it with me. Ka-chicka!Copy !req
1344. - Boo!
- Boo!Copy !req
1345. What's wrong with everybody?
Where's the happiness?Copy !req
1346. Hey! This is the start of the Chick era!Copy !req
1347. - Thanks, Lightnin'.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
1348. - Way to go, King!
- You're still the car!Copy !req
1349. You're The King! Yeah!Copy !req
1350. - You made us proud, kid!
- Congrats on the loss, me bucko!Copy !req
1351. You got a lotta stuff, kid.Copy !req
1352. Thanks, Doc.Copy !req
1353. Hey, Lightnin'.Copy !req
1354. How 'bout comin' over here
and talk to me a minute?Copy !req
1355. Son, that was some
real racin' out there.Copy !req
1356. How'd you like to become
the new face of Dinoco?Copy !req
1357. But I didn't win.Copy !req
1358. Lightnin', there's a whole lot
more to racin' than just winnin'.Copy !req
1359. He was so rusty,
when he drove down the streetCopy !req
1360. buzzards used to circle the car!Copy !req
1361. Thank you, Mr. Tex, but...Copy !req
1362. but these Rust-eze guys over there
gave me my big break.Copy !req
1363. I'm gonna stick with them.Copy !req
1364. Well, I sure can respect that.Copy !req
1365. Still, you know,Copy !req
1366. if there's ever anything
I can do for you, just let me know.Copy !req
1367. I sure appreciate that.
Thank you.Copy !req
1368. Actually, there is one thing.Copy !req
1369. Hey, look at me!
I'm flyin', by golly!Copy !req
1370. I'm happier than a tornado
in a trailer park!Copy !req
1371. I think it's about-a time
we redecorate.Copy !req
1372. Hi. Lightning McQueen told me
this was the best place in the worldCopy !req
1373. to get tires.Copy !req
1374. How 'bout setting me and my friends up
with three or four sets each?Copy !req
1375. Guido! There is a real
Michael Schumacher Ferrari in my store.Copy !req
1376. A real Ferrari!Copy !req
1377. Punch me, Guido.
Punch me in the face.Copy !req
1378. This is the most glorious day
of my life.Copy !req
1379. Wow. Spero che il tuo amico si riprenda.
Mi dicono che siete fantastici.Copy !req
1380. Just passin' through?Copy !req
1381. Actually, I thought I'd stop
and stay awhile.Copy !req
1382. - I hear this place is back on the map.
- It is?Copy !req
1383. There's some rumor floating around
that some hotshot Piston Cup racecarCopy !req
1384. is setting up his big
racing headquarters here.Copy !req
1385. Really? Well, there goes the town.Copy !req
1386. You know, I really missed you, Sally.Copy !req
1387. Well, I create feelings in others
they themselves don't understand and,Copy !req
1388. blah, blah, blah.Copy !req
1389. McQueen and Sally
parked beneath the tree,Copy !req
1390. K-I-s-s-... I-n-t!Copy !req
1391. Great timing, Mater!Copy !req
1392. Hep-non, hip-hep, hi-li-lilly!Copy !req
1393. He's my best friend.
What're you gonna do?Copy !req
1394. So, Stickers, last one to Flo's buys?Copy !req
1395. I don't know.
Why don't we just take a drive?Copy !req
1396. Nah.Copy !req
1397. Yeah! Ka-chow!Copy !req
1398. All right, everybody
please keep together now.Copy !req
1399. We is now entering the Doc Hudson
wing of the museum.Copy !req
1400. Wow. Unbelievable.
That many wins in a single season.Copy !req
1401. He's the real deal, Junior.
The Hudson Hornet was my inspiration.Copy !req
1402. Excuse me, son.
Is Doc Hudson here today?Copy !req
1403. Sorry, Mrs. The King, I think Doc
went out for a drive or somethin'.Copy !req
1404. Well, you sure ain't no dirt boy.Copy !req
1405. Not today, old man.
I know all your tricks.Copy !req
1406. Doc! Doc!Copy !req
1407. Not all my tricks, rookie!Copy !req
1408. Attention!
Kiss the pavement goodbye.Copy !req
1409. When I'm finished, you'll have mud
in places you didn't know you had!Copy !req
1410. - Yo, I've never been off-road!
- Well, that's gonna change right now!Copy !req
1411. About face!
Drop and give me 20 miles!Copy !req
1412. Go! Go!
Go, go, go, go, go! Go!Copy !req
1413. Man, now I got dirt in my rims!Copy !req
1414. Look at this!Copy !req
1415. It's my hood! It's my hood!Copy !req
1416. I ain't seen this thing in 20 years!Copy !req
1417. Well, it fits perfectly.
How do I look?Copy !req
1418. Oh, dang.Copy !req
1419. You are a toy car!Copy !req
1420. You are a sad, strange little wagon
and you have my pity. Farewell.Copy !req
1421. Oh, yeah?
Well, good riddance, you loony!Copy !req
1422. Hey, I hate to break up the road rally,
guys, but they're here!Copy !req
1423. Birthday guests at three o'clock!Copy !req
1424. Oh, man! Whoever does
the voice of that piggy truck,Copy !req
1425. I'm tellin' ya, he's one great actor!Copy !req
1426. We're banished, genius! Stuck here
in this wasteland without chains!Copy !req
1427. But, Mike, the Boomobile's in trouble!
She needs our help!Copy !req
1428. You're still not listening!Copy !req
1429. Welcome to the Himalayas!
Snow cone?Copy !req
1430. Oh, that Abominable Snowplow
is quite the comic thespian!Copy !req
1431. Just get in there.
Go! Go, go, go!Copy !req
1432. Circus cars?Copy !req
1433. How can you be circus cars?Copy !req
1434. These are the lousiest
circus cars in the world,Copy !req
1435. and they're gonna make me rich!Copy !req
1436. Wait a minute here.Copy !req
1437. They're just usin' the same actor
over and over.Copy !req
1438. What kind of a cut-rate production
is this?Copy !req
1439. Oh, for the love of Chrysler, can we
please ask someone for directions?Copy !req
1440. No! There's an on-ramp close!
I know it! I can feel it!Copy !req