1. OK... Here we go. Focus.Copy !req
2. Speed. I am speed.Copy !req
3. One winner, 42 losers.Copy !req
4. I eat losers for breakfast.Copy !req
5. Breakfast.Copy !req
6. Wait, maybe I
should have had breakfast.Copy !req
7. A little breck-y could be good for me.
No, no, no, stay focused. Speed.Copy !req
8. I'm faster than fast.
Quicker than quick.Copy !req
9. I am lightning!Copy !req
10. Hey, Lightning! You ready?Copy !req
11. Oh, yeah. Lightning's readyCopy !req
12. Ka-chow!Copy !req
13. Get your antenna balls here!Copy !req
14. Go, Lightnin'!Copy !req
15. - Whoo!
- You got that right, slick.Copy !req
16. Uh!Copy !req
17. - Welcome back to the Dinoco 400.Copy !req
18. I'm Bob Cutlass, here
with my good friend, Darrell Cartrip.Copy !req
19. We're midway through what may
be an historic day for racing.Copy !req
20. Bob, my oil pressure's
through the roof.Copy !req
21. If this gets more exciting, they're
gonna have to tow me outta the booth!Copy !req
22. Right, Darrell.Copy !req
23. Three cars are tied
for the season points lead,Copy !req
24. heading into the final race
of the season.Copy !req
25. And the winner of this race will win
the season title and the Piston Cup.Copy !req
26. Does The King, Strip Weathers,Copy !req
27. have one more victory in him
before retirement?Copy !req
28. He's been Dinoco's golden boy
for years!Copy !req
29. Can he win them one last Piston Cup?Copy !req
30. And, as always, in the
second place spot we find Chick Hicks.Copy !req
31. He's been chasing
that tailfin his entire career.Copy !req
32. Chick thought
this was his year.Copy !req
33. His chance to finally emerge
from The King's shadow.Copy !req
34. But the last thing he expected was...
Lightning McQueen!Copy !req
35. You know, I don't think
anybody expected this.Copy !req
36. The rookie sensation
came into the season unknown.Copy !req
37. But everyone knows him now.Copy !req
38. Will he be the first rookie
to win a Piston Cup and land Dinoco?Copy !req
39. The legend, the runner-up,
and the rookie!Copy !req
40. Three cars, one champion!Copy !req
41. No you don't.Copy !req
42. - Hey!Copy !req
43. What a ride!Copy !req
44. Go get 'em, McQueen!
Go get 'em!Copy !req
45. I love you, Lightning!Copy !req
46. - Dinoco is all mine.Copy !req
47. Trouble, turn three!Copy !req
48. - Get through that, McQueen.
- Huge crash behind the leaders!Copy !req
49. Wait a second, Darrell.
McQueen is in the wreckage.Copy !req
50. There's no way the rookie
can make it through!Copy !req
51. Not in one piece, that is.Copy !req
52. Yeah!Copy !req
53. Lightning! Oh!Copy !req
54. Look at that!
McQueen made it through!Copy !req
55. A spectacular move
by Lightning McQueen!Copy !req
56. Yeah! Ka-chow!Copy !req
57. McQueen! McQueen! McQueen!
McQueen! McQueen! McQueen!Copy !req
58. Yeah, McQueen! Ka-chow!Copy !req
59. While everyone
heads into the pits,Copy !req
60. McQueen stays out to take the lead!Copy !req
61. Don't take me out, coach.
I can still race!Copy !req
62. What do you think?
A thing of beauty.Copy !req
63. - McQueen made it!
- What?Copy !req
64. He's not pitting!Copy !req
65. You gotta get me out there!
Let's go! Get me back out there!Copy !req
66. McQueen's not going into the pits!Copy !req
67. The rookie fired his
crew chief. The third this season!Copy !req
68. - Says he likes working alone.
- Go, go!Copy !req
69. Looks like Chick
got caught up in the pits.Copy !req
70. Yeah, after a stop like that,
he's got a lot of ground to make up.Copy !req
71. Get ready, boys,
we're coming to the restart!Copy !req
72. Come on, come on, come on!Copy !req
73. We need tires now!
Come on, let's go!Copy !req
74. - No, no, no, no! No tires, just gas!
- What?Copy !req
75. You need tires, you idiot!Copy !req
76. Looks like it's
gas-and-go's for McQueen today.Copy !req
77. Right. No tires again.Copy !req
78. That's a short-term gain,
long-term loss,Copy !req
79. but it's workin' for him. He obviously
knows somethin' we don't know.Copy !req
80. This is it, Darrell. One lap to go
and Lightning McQueen has a huge lead.Copy !req
81. He's got it in the bag.
Call in the dogs and put out the fire!Copy !req
82. We're gonna crown us a new champion!Copy !req
83. - Checkered flag, here I come!Copy !req
84. No! McQueen's blown a tire!Copy !req
85. And with only one turn to go!
Can he make it?Copy !req
86. - You fool!Copy !req
87. McQueen's blown a tire!
He's blown a tire!Copy !req
88. Go, go, go!Copy !req
89. He's lost another tire!Copy !req
90. - King and Chick come up fast!
- They're entering turn three!Copy !req
91. Come on.Copy !req
92. I don't believe
what I'm watching, Bob!Copy !req
93. Lightning McQueen
is 100 feet from his Piston Cup!Copy !req
94. The King and Chick
rounding turn four.Copy !req
95. Down the stretch they come!
And it's, and it's...Copy !req
96. - It's too close to call! Too close!
- I don't believe it!Copy !req
97. Lightning!Copy !req
98. - The most spectacular, amazing...
- I don't believe it!Copy !req
99. unequivocally, unbelievable ending
in the history of the world!Copy !req
100. - And we don't know who won!
- Look at that!Copy !req
101. - That's very close to call.
- Can we play that again?Copy !req
102. Hey, no cameras! Get outta here!Copy !req
103. We're here in Victory Lane,
awaiting the results.Copy !req
104. McQueen, that was a risky move,
not taking tires.Copy !req
105. Tell me about it!Copy !req
106. Are you sorry you didn't have
a crew chief out there?Copy !req
107. Oh, Kori. There's a lot more to racing
than just winning.Copy !req
108. I mean, taking the race by a full lap...
Where's the entertainment in that?Copy !req
109. I wanted to give folks a little sizzle.Copy !req
110. - Sizzle?
- Am I sorry I don't have a crew chief?Copy !req
111. No, I'm not.
'Cause I'm a one-man show.Copy !req
112. What? Oh, yeah, right.Copy !req
113. That was a confident
Lightning McQueen.Copy !req
114. Live from Victory Lane,
I'm Kori Turbowitz.Copy !req
115. - Get outta the shot.
- Yo, Chuck.Copy !req
116. Chuck, what are you doing?
You're blockin' the camera!Copy !req
117. - Everyone wants to see the bolt.
- What?Copy !req
118. - Now, back away.
- That's it! Come on, guys.Copy !req
119. - Whoa, team! Where are you going?
- We quit, Mr. One-Man Show!Copy !req
120. Oh, OK, leave. Fine.Copy !req
121. How will I ever find anyone else
who knows how to fill me up with gas?Copy !req
122. - Adios, Chuck!
- And my name is not Chuck!Copy !req
123. Oh, whatever.Copy !req
124. Hey, Lightning! Yo! McQueen!Copy !req
125. Seriously, that was some
pretty darn nice racin' out there.Copy !req
126. - By me!
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
127. - Zinger!
- Welcome to the Chick era, baby!Copy !req
128. The Piston Cup...
It's mine, dude. It's mine.Copy !req
129. Hey, fellas, how do you think
I'd look in Dinoco blue? Dinoco blue!Copy !req
130. In your dreams, Thunder.Copy !req
131. Yeah, right. Thunder?
What's he talkin' about, "Thunder"?Copy !req
132. You know, 'cause thunder
always comes after lightning.Copy !req
133. Ka-ping! Ka-pow!Copy !req
134. - Who knew about the thunder thing?
- I didn't.Copy !req
135. - Give us the bolt!
- That's right.Copy !req
136. Right in the lens.Copy !req
137. - Show me the bolt, baby!
- Smile, McQueen!Copy !req
138. - Show me the bolt, McQueen!
- That's it!Copy !req
139. That was one close finish.
You sure made Dinoco proud.Copy !req
140. Thank you, King.Copy !req
141. Well, Tex, you've been
good to me all these years.Copy !req
142. It's the least I could do.Copy !req
143. Whatever happens, you're a winner
to me, you old daddy rabbit.Copy !req
144. Thanks, dear.
Wouldn't be nothing without you.Copy !req
145. Kch-I-ka-chow!Copy !req
146. - I'm Mia.
- I'm Tia.Copy !req
147. We're, like, your biggest fans!
Ka-chow!Copy !req
148. I love being me.Copy !req
149. - OK, girls, that's it.
- We love you, Lightning!Copy !req
150. Hey, buddy.
You're one gutsy racer.Copy !req
151. Oh, hey, Mr. The King.Copy !req
152. You got more talent in one lug nutCopy !req
153. than a lot of cars has got
in their whole body.Copy !req
154. - Really? Oh, that...
- But you're stupid.Copy !req
155. - Excuse me?
- This ain't a one-man deal, kid.Copy !req
156. You need to wise up and get
a good crew chief and a good team.Copy !req
157. You ain't gonna win
unless you got good folks behind you,Copy !req
158. and you let them
do their job, like they should.Copy !req
159. - Like I tell the boys at the shop...
- A good team.Copy !req
160. - Yeah...Copy !req
161. Ka-chow! Ka-pow!Copy !req
162. Oh, Lightning!Copy !req
163. If you figure that out
you just gonna be OK.Copy !req
164. Oh, yeah, that...
That is spectacular advice.Copy !req
165. Thank you, Mr. The King.Copy !req
166. - Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
167. for the first time
in Piston Cup history...Copy !req
168. A rookie
has won the Piston Cup.Copy !req
169. Yes!Copy !req
170. we have a three-way tie.Copy !req
171. Hey,
that must be really embarrassing.Copy !req
172. But I wouldn't worry about it.
Because I didn't do it!Copy !req
173. Piston Cup officials
have determined that a tiebreaker raceCopy !req
174. between the three leaders
will be held in California in one week.Copy !req
175. Well, thank you! Thanks to
all of you out there! Thank you!Copy !req
176. Hey, first one to
California gets Dinoco all to himself.Copy !req
177. No, not me!
No, you rock, and you know that!Copy !req
178. Oh, yeah! Whoo!Copy !req
179. Yep! All right! Got it!Copy !req
180. "First one to California
gets Dinoco all to himself."Copy !req
181. Oh, we'll see
who gets there first, Chick.Copy !req
182. Huh?Copy !req
183. - Hey, kid! Congrats on the tie.
- I don't want to talk about it.Copy !req
184. Let's go, Mack. Saddle up.
What'd you do with my trailer?Copy !req
185. - I parked it at your sponsor's tent.
- What?Copy !req
186. Gotta make your personal appearance.Copy !req
187. No. No! No, no, no, no!Copy !req
188. Yes, yes, yes!
Lightning McQueen here.Copy !req
189. And I use Rust-eze Medicated
Bumper Ointment, new rear end formula!Copy !req
190. Nothing soothes a rusty bumper
like Rust-eze.Copy !req
191. Wow! Look at that shine!Copy !req
192. Use Rust-eze and you too
can look like me!Copy !req
193. Ka-chow!Copy !req
194. I met this car from Swampscott.Copy !req
195. He was so rusty
he didn't even cast a shadow.Copy !req
196. - You could see his dirty undercarriage.Copy !req
197. I hate rusty cars.
This is not good for my image.Copy !req
198. They did give you your big break.
Besides, it's in your contract.Copy !req
199. Oh, will you stop, please?
Just go get hooked up.Copy !req
200. - Winter is a grand old time.
- Of this there are no ifs or buts.Copy !req
201. But remember,
all that salt and grime...Copy !req
202. Can rust your bolts and freeze your...Copy !req
203. Hey, look! There he is!Copy !req
204. Our almost champ!Copy !req
205. Get your rear end in here.Copy !req
206. Lightning McQueen,
you are wicked fast!Copy !req
207. - That race was a pisser!
- You were booking!Copy !req
208. - Give me a little room.
- You're my hero!Copy !req
209. Yes, I know.Copy !req
210. "Fred." Fred, thank you.Copy !req
211. He knows my name.
He knows my name!Copy !req
212. Looking good, Freddie!Copy !req
213. Thanks to you, Lightning,
we had a banner year!Copy !req
214. We might clear enough
to buy you some headlights.Copy !req
215. You saying he doesn't have headlights?Copy !req
216. That's what I'm telling ya.
They're stickers!Copy !req
217. Well, you know,
racecars don't need headlights,Copy !req
218. because the track is always lit.Copy !req
219. Yeah, well, so is my brother,
but he still needs headlights.Copy !req
220. - Ladies and gentlemen,
- Lightning McQueen!Copy !req
221. Free Bird!Copy !req
222. You know, the Rust-eze Medicated
Bumper Ointment teamCopy !req
223. ran a great race today.Copy !req
224. And remember, with a little Rust-eze...Copy !req
225. And an insane
amount of luck,Copy !req
226. you too, can look like me.
Ka-chow.Copy !req
227. - Hey, kid.
- We love ya.Copy !req
228. And we're looking forward
to another great year.Copy !req
229. Just like this year!Copy !req
230. Not on your life.Copy !req
231. - Don't drive like my brother!
- Yeah, don't drive like my brother!Copy !req
232. California, here we come!Copy !req
233. Dinoco, here we come!Copy !req
234. Oh... oh... uh,
I needed this. Hello?Copy !req
235. Is this Lightning McQueen,
the world's fastest racing machine?Copy !req
236. Is this Harv,
the world's greatest agent?Copy !req
237. And it is such an honor
to be your agentCopy !req
238. that it almost hurts me to take
ten percent of your winnings.Copy !req
239. Merchandising. And ancillary rights in
perpetuity. Anyway, what a race, champ!Copy !req
240. I didn't see it,
but I heard you were great.Copy !req
241. Thanks, Harv.Copy !req
242. Listen, they're giving you 20 tickets
for the tiebreaker thing in Cali.Copy !req
243. I'll pass 'em on to your friends.
Shoot me the names.Copy !req
244. - You let Harv rock it for you, baby.
- Right. Friends.Copy !req
245. Yes, there's...Copy !req
246. OK, I get it, Mr. Popular.Copy !req
247. So many you can't even narrow it down.
Hey, when you get to town,Copy !req
248. you better make time
for your best friend!Copy !req
249. Break bread
with your mishpocheh here!Copy !req
250. That'd be great!
We should totally...Copy !req
251. OK, I gotta jump, kid.
Let me know how it goes. I'm out.Copy !req
252. What? A minivan?Copy !req
253. Come on, you're in the slow lane.Copy !req
254. This is Lightning McQueen
you're hauling here.Copy !req
255. Just stopping off
for a quick breather, kid.Copy !req
256. - Old Mack needs a rest.
- Absolutely not.Copy !req
257. We're driving all night till we
get to California. We agreed to it.Copy !req
258. All night? May I remind you
federal DOT regs state...Copy !req
259. Come on, I need to get there
before Chick and hang with Dinoco.Copy !req
260. All those sleeping trucks.Copy !req
261. Hey, kid,
I don't know if I can make it.Copy !req
262. Oh, sure you can, Mack.Copy !req
263. Look, it'll be easy.
I'll stay up with you.Copy !req
264. - All night?
- All night long.Copy !req
265. Uh!Copy !req
266. Ah-choo!Copy !req
267. - Hey, yo, D.J.
- What up?Copy !req
268. - We got ourselves a nodder.Copy !req
269. Pretty music.Copy !req
270. Yo, Wingo! Lane change, man.Copy !req
271. - Right back at ya!
- Yeah!Copy !req
272. - Oops! I missed.
- You going on vacation?Copy !req
273. - Oh, no, Snot Rod...
- He's gonna blow!Copy !req
274. Ah... Ah... Ah-choo!Copy !req
275. Gesundheit!Copy !req
276. One should never drive while drowsy.Copy !req
277. - Uh! Ah!Copy !req
278. Mack!Copy !req
279. Mack!Copy !req
280. Mack!Copy !req
281. Hey, Mack! Mack!Copy !req
282. Mack!Copy !req
283. Mack, wait for me!Copy !req
284. Mack!Copy !req
285. Mack! Mack!Copy !req
286. Mack! Mack...Copy !req
287. wait up! Mack.Copy !req
288. Mack! Mack!Copy !req
289. What? You're not Mack.Copy !req
290. Mack? I ain't no Mack!
I'm a Peterbilt, for dang sake!Copy !req
291. Turn on your lights, you moron!Copy !req
292. Mack... The Interstate!Copy !req
293. - Huh?Copy !req
294. Not in my town, you don't.Copy !req
295. Oh, no.Copy !req
296. - Oh, maybe he can help me!Copy !req
297. He's shooting at me!
Why is he shooting at me?Copy !req
298. I haven't gone this fast in years.Copy !req
299. I'm gonna
blow a gasket or somethin'.Copy !req
300. Serpentine! Serpentine, serpentine!Copy !req
301. What in the blue blazes?Copy !req
302. Crazy hot-rodder.Copy !req
303. I'm telling you, man,
every third blink is slower.Copy !req
304. The sixties weren't good to you,
were they?Copy !req
305. What? That's not the Interstate!Copy !req
306. - Ah! Oh!Copy !req
307. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!Copy !req
308. No, no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
309. Ow!Copy !req
310. I'm not the only one seeing this, right?Copy !req
311. - Incoming!
- Whoa, man.Copy !req
312. - No!
- Hey!Copy !req
313. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
314. My tires!Copy !req
315. Fly away, Stanley. Be free!Copy !req
316. Boy, you're in a heap of trouble.Copy !req
317. We're live at the Los Angeles
International SpeedwayCopy !req
318. as the first competitor,
Lightning McQueen,Copy !req
319. is arriving at the track.Copy !req
320. Is it true he's gonna pose for Cargirl?Copy !req
321. What's your strategy?Copy !req
322. What? Did I forget
to wipe my mud flaps?Copy !req
323. McQueen's driver arrived in California,
but McQueen was missing.Copy !req
324. - McQueen was reported missing.
- ... to race an unprecedented...Copy !req
325. Sponsor stated
they have no idea where he is.Copy !req
326. I hope Lightning's OK. I'd hate
to see anything bad happen to him.Copy !req
327. I don't know what's harder to find,
McQueen or a chief who'll work with him!Copy !req
328. Lightning McQueen
must be found at all costs!Copy !req
329. They're all asking the same question:
Where is McQueen?Copy !req
330. Oh, boy.Copy !req
331. Where am I?Copy !req
332. - Mornin', sleepin' beauty!
- Ah!Copy !req
333. Boy, I was wonderin'
when you was gonna wake up.Copy !req
334. Take whatever you want!
Just don't hurt me!Copy !req
335. A parking boot?
Why do I have a parking boot on?Copy !req
336. - What's going on here? Please!
- You're funny.Copy !req
337. I like you already. My name's Mater.Copy !req
338. Mater?Copy !req
339. Yeah, like "tuh-mater,"
but without the "tuh".Copy !req
340. - What's your name?
- You don't know my name?Copy !req
341. Uh...Copy !req
342. No, I know your name.
Is your name Mater too?Copy !req
343. What?Copy !req
344. Look, I need to get to California
as fast as possible. Where am I?Copy !req
345. Where are you? Shoot!Copy !req
346. You're in Radiator Springs.Copy !req
347. The cutest little town
in Carburetor County.Copy !req
348. Oh, great. Just great!Copy !req
349. Well, if you think that's great,
you should see the rest of the town.Copy !req
350. You know,
I'd love to see the rest of the town!Copy !req
351. So if you could just open the gate,
take this boot off,Copy !req
352. you and me, we go cruisin',
check out the local scene...Copy !req
353. - Dad-gum!
- How'd that be, Tuhmater?Copy !req
354. - Cool!
- Mater!Copy !req
355. What did I tell you
about talkin' to the accused?Copy !req
356. To not to.Copy !req
357. Well, quit your yappin' and tow this
delinquent road hazard to traffic court.Copy !req
358. Well, we'll talk later, Mater.Copy !req
359. "Later, Mater."
That's funny!Copy !req
360. Ah!Copy !req
361. The Radiator Springs
Traffic Court will come to order!Copy !req
362. Hey, you scratched my paint!
I oughta take a blowtorch to you, man!Copy !req
363. You broke-a the road!
You a very bad car!Copy !req
364. - Fascist!
- Commie!Copy !req
365. Officer, talk to me, babe.
How long is this gonna take?Copy !req
366. I gotta get to California, pronto.Copy !req
367. Where's your lawyer?Copy !req
368. I don't know. Tahiti maybe.
He's got a timeshare there.Copy !req
369. When a defendant has no lawyer,
the court will assign one to him. Hey!Copy !req
370. Anyone want to be his lawyer?Copy !req
371. Shoot, I'll do it, Sheriff!Copy !req
372. All rise! The Honorable
Doc Hudson presiding.Copy !req
373. Show-off.Copy !req
374. - May Doc have mercy on your soul.Copy !req
375. - All right,Copy !req
376. I wanna know who's responsible
for wreckin' my town, Sheriff.Copy !req
377. I want his hood on a platter!Copy !req
378. I'm gonna put him in jail till he rots!
No, check that.Copy !req
379. I'm gonna put him in jail till
the jail rots on top of him,Copy !req
380. and then I'm gonna move him
to a new jail and let that jail rot.Copy !req
381. I'm...Copy !req
382. Throw him out of here, Sheriff.Copy !req
383. I want him out of my courtroom.
I want him out of our town!Copy !req
384. - Case dismissed.
- Yes!Copy !req
385. Boy, I'm purty good
at this lawyerin' stuff.Copy !req
386. Sorry I'm late, Your Honor!Copy !req
387. Holy Porsche! She's gotta be
from my attorney's office.Copy !req
388. Hey, thanks for comin',
but we're all set.Copy !req
389. - He's letting me go.
- He's letting you go?Copy !req
390. Yeah, your job's pretty easy today.Copy !req
391. All you have to do now is stand there
and let me look at you.Copy !req
392. Listen, I'm gonna cut to the chase.
Me, you, dinner. Pi-cha-kow!Copy !req
393. - What the...? Ow! Oh!
- Ka-chow!Copy !req
394. - Please!
- I know. I get that reaction a lot.Copy !req
395. I create feelings in others that
they themselves don't understand.Copy !req
396. - Agh! Ow!Copy !req
397. Oh, I'm sorry. Did I scare you?Copy !req
398. A little bit, but I'll be all right.Copy !req
399. OK. I'm gonna go talk to the judge.Copy !req
400. Do what you gotta do, baby.
But listen. Be careful.Copy !req
401. Folks around here are not firing on
all cylinders, if you know what I mean.Copy !req
402. Ka-ching!Copy !req
403. Ah!Copy !req
404. I'll keep that in mind.Copy !req
405. - Hey there, Mater.
- Howdy, Sally.Copy !req
406. - Hi, folks!
- Good morning!Copy !req
407. You know her?Copy !req
408. She's the town attorney and my fiancée.Copy !req
409. What?Copy !req
410. Nah, I'm just kiddin'.
She just likes me for my body.Copy !req
411. You look great. You do something
different with your side view mirrors?Copy !req
412. What do you want, Sally?Copy !req
413. Come on, make this guy
fix the road. The town needs this.Copy !req
414. No. I know his type. Racecar.Copy !req
415. That's the last thing this town needs.Copy !req
416. OK, I didn't want to have to do this,
Doc, but you leave me no choice.Copy !req
417. Fellow citizens, you're all aware
of our town's proud history.Copy !req
418. Here she goes again.Copy !req
419. Radiator Springs,
the glorious jewelCopy !req
420. strung on the necklace
of Route 66, the mother road!Copy !req
421. It is our job and our pleasure
to take care of the travelersCopy !req
422. - on our stretch of that road.
- Travelers? What travelers?Copy !req
423. Ignore him.Copy !req
424. But how, I ask you,
are we to care for those travelersCopy !req
425. if there is no road
for them to drive on?Copy !req
426. - Luigi, what do you have at your store?
- Tires.Copy !req
427. And if no one can get to you?Copy !req
428. I won't sell any... tires.
I will lose everything!Copy !req
429. - Flo, what do you have at your store?
- I have gas.Copy !req
430. - Lotsa gas!
- OK boys, stay with me.Copy !req
431. And, Flo, what'll happen if no one
can come to your station to buy gas?Copy !req
432. I'll go outta business and...
we'll have to leave town.Copy !req
433. What's gonna happen if Flo
leaves town and closes her station?Copy !req
434. - Without gas, we're done for!
- What?Copy !req
435. Don't you think the car responsible
should fix our road?Copy !req
436. The only guy strong enough
to fix that road is Big Al!Copy !req
437. Lizzie, Big Al left like, 15 years ago.Copy !req
438. Then why are you bringing
him up, you lemon?Copy !req
439. Oh, he can do it.Copy !req
440. He's got the horsepower.
So, what do you want him to do?Copy !req
441. Fix the road!Copy !req
442. - Because we are a town worth fixing!
- Yeah!Copy !req
443. Order in the court!Copy !req
444. Seems like my mind
has been changed for me.Copy !req
445. - Yeah!
- No!Copy !req
446. Nice ruling.Copy !req
447. Oh, I am so not taking you to dinner.Copy !req
448. That's OK, Stickers.
You can take Bessie.Copy !req
449. Man, you get to work with Bessie!Copy !req
450. I'd give my left two lug nuts
for somethin' like that.Copy !req
451. Bessie? Who's Bessie?Copy !req
452. This here is Bessie,
finest road-pavin' machine ever built.Copy !req
453. I'm hereby sentencing you
to community service.Copy !req
454. You're gonna fix the road
under my supervision.Copy !req
455. What? This place is crazy!Copy !req
456. I know this may be
a bad time right now,Copy !req
457. but you owe me $32,000
in legal fees.Copy !req
458. What?Copy !req
459. We're gonna hitch you up to Bessie,
and you're gonna pull her nice.Copy !req
460. You gotta be kidding me.Copy !req
461. You start there where the road begins.Copy !req
462. You finish down there
where the road ends.Copy !req
463. Holy shoot!Copy !req
464. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
How long is this gonna take?Copy !req
465. Well, fella does it right,
should take him about five days.Copy !req
466. Five days?Copy !req
467. But I should be in California
schmoozing Dinoco right now!Copy !req
468. Then if I were you,
I'd quit yappin' and start workin'!Copy !req
469. - Hook him up, Mater.
- Okay-dokey.Copy !req
470. Freedom!Copy !req
471. Maybe I should've
hooked him up to Bessie...Copy !req
472. and then...
then took the boot off.Copy !req
473. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
474. Goodbye, Radiator Springs,
and goodbye, Bessie!Copy !req
475. California, here I come! Yeah!Copy !req
476. Oh, feel that wind.Copy !req
477. Yes!Copy !req
478. No. No, no, no.Copy !req
479. No, no, no, no, no. Outta gas?Copy !req
480. How can I be outta gas?Copy !req
481. Boy, we ain't
as dumb as you think we are.Copy !req
482. But how did,
how did... you...?Copy !req
483. We siphoned your gas
while you were passed out.Copy !req
484. - Ka-chow.
- Ow, ow, ow, ow.Copy !req
485. - Gentlemen.
- Sheriff.Copy !req
486. Hey, Sheriff.Copy !req
487. - Why here?
- Sono sempre stati qui.Copy !req
488. - They were better before.
- Stai sempre a parlare.Copy !req
489. - Guido!
- Red, can you move over?Copy !req
490. I want to get a look
at that sexy hot rod.Copy !req
491. You know, I used to be
a purty good whistler.Copy !req
492. I can't do it now, of course,
on account of sometimesCopy !req
493. I get fluid built up
in my engine block,Copy !req
494. but Doc said he's gonna fix it.
He can fix about anything.Copy !req
495. That's why we made him the judge.Copy !req
496. Boy, you shoulda heard me on
Giddy-up, Oom Papa Mow Mow.Copy !req
497. Now, I'm not one to bragCopy !req
498. but people come purty far
to see me get low on the "Mow-Mow".Copy !req
499. Oh!Copy !req
500. - Aw, man, that's just great!
- Hey, what's wrong?Copy !req
501. My lucky sticker's all dirty.Copy !req
502. Ah, that ain't nothin'.
I'll clean it for ya.Copy !req
503. - No, no, no!Copy !req
504. That won't be necessary.Copy !req
505. Hey! Hey, big fella!
Yeah, you in the red!Copy !req
506. I could use a little hose down.
Help me wash this off.Copy !req
507. Where's he goin'?Copy !req
508. Oh, he's a little bit shy, and
he hates you for killin' his flowers.Copy !req
509. I shouldn't put up with this.Copy !req
510. I'm a precision instrument
of speed and aerodynamics.Copy !req
511. - You hurt your what?
- I'm a very famous racecar!Copy !req
512. You are a famous racecar?
A real racecar?Copy !req
513. Yes, I'm a real racecar.
What do you think? Look at me.Copy !req
514. I have followed racing my entire life.
My whole life!Copy !req
515. Then you know who I am.
I'm Lightning McQueen.Copy !req
516. - Lightning McQueen?
- Yes! Yes!Copy !req
517. I must scream it to the world!Copy !req
518. My excitement from the top
of someplace very high!Copy !req
519. - Do you know many Ferraris?
- No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
520. They race on the European circuit.
I'm in the Piston Cup!Copy !req
521. - What?
- Luigi follow only the Ferraris.Copy !req
522. Is that what I think it is?Copy !req
523. Customers.Copy !req
524. Customers!
Customers, everyone! Customers!Copy !req
525. - OK!
- Customers?Copy !req
526. Been a long time.
Remember what we rehearsed.Copy !req
527. Make sure your
"Open, please come in" signs are out.Copy !req
528. You all know what to do.
All right, nobody panics. Here we go!Copy !req
529. Van, I just don't see
any on-ramp anywhere.Copy !req
530. - Minny, I know exactly where we are.
- Yeah, we're in the middle of nowhere.Copy !req
531. - Honey, please.
- Hello.Copy !req
532. Welcome to Radiator Springs,
gateway to Ornament Valley.Copy !req
533. Legendary for
its service and hospitality.Copy !req
534. How can we help you?Copy !req
535. - We don't need anything, thank you.
- Ask for directions to the Interstate.Copy !req
536. There's no need to ask for directions.
I know where we're going.Copy !req
537. He did the same thing
on our trip to Shakopee.Copy !req
538. We were headed over there
for the Crazy Days, and we...Copy !req
539. - OK. Really. We're just peachy, OK?
- What you really needCopy !req
540. is the sweet taste
of my homemade, organic fuel.Copy !req
541. No, it doesn't agree with my tank.Copy !req
542. - Just trying to find the Interstate.
- Good to see you, soldier!Copy !req
543. Come on by Sarge's Surplus Hut
for your government surplus needs.Copy !req
544. - Honey, surplus!
- We have too much surplus.Copy !req
545. I do have a map
over at the Cozy Cone Motel.Copy !req
546. And if you stay, we offer a free
Lincoln Continental breakfast.Copy !req
547. - Honey, she's got a map.
- I don't need a map! I have the GPS.Copy !req
548. - Never need a map again, thank you.
- How 'bout somethin' to drink?Copy !req
549. Stop at Flo's V-Eight Café.
Finest fuel on Route 66.Copy !req
550. No we just topped off.Copy !req
551. And if you need tires,
stop by Luigi's Casa Della Tires,Copy !req
552. home of the Leaning Tower of Tires.Copy !req
553. - We're trying to find the Interstate.
- But you do need a paint job.Copy !req
554. Ramone will paint you up right.
Hey, anything you want!Copy !req
555. - You know, like a flame job.
- No thanks...Copy !req
556. Maybe ghost flames!Copy !req
557. You like old school pinstripin'?
Von Dutch style?Copy !req
558. - Oh, honey, look. Von Dutch.Copy !req
559. OK, no.
We're gonna be going now, OK?Copy !req
560. Ow!Copy !req
561. A little somethin'
to remember us by, OK?Copy !req
562. - OK!
- Come back soon, OK?Copy !req
563. I mean, you know where we are!
Tell your friends!Copy !req
564. OK! Yes. You bet.Copy !req
565. Thanks again, folks.
Bye-bye now.Copy !req
566. Psst! Psst!
Hey! Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
567. - I know how to get to the Interstate!
- Do ya?Copy !req
568. - Minny, no.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
569. No, not really. But listen.Copy !req
570. I'm Lightning McQueen, famous racecar.
I'm being held against my will.Copy !req
571. I need you to call my team,
so they can come rescue meCopy !req
572. and get me to California in time for me
to win the Piston Cup. Understand?Copy !req
573. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
574. No, it's the truth! I'm telling you!
You gotta help me! Don't leave me here!Copy !req
575. I'm in hillbilly hell!
My IQ's dropping by the second!Copy !req
576. I'm becoming one of them!Copy !req
577. OK, don't worry.
They know where we are now.Copy !req
578. They'll tell friends. You'll see.Copy !req
579. We'll be back
for our Hank Williams marathon...Copy !req
580. - That's good.
- ... after a Piston Cup update.Copy !req
581. Still no sign of Lightning
McQueen. Chick arrived in CaliforniaCopy !req
582. and today became the first car
to spend practice time on the track.Copy !req
583. It's nice to get out here
before the other competitors.Copy !req
584. You know, get a head start.
Gives me an edge.Copy !req
585. Hoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
586. Ha-ha!Copy !req
587. Yeah!Copy !req
588. Hey, McQueen...
Eat your heart out.Copy !req
589. Oh!Copy !req
590. Let me get this straight.Copy !req
591. I can go when this road is done.
That's the deal, right?Copy !req
592. - That's what they done did said.
- OK. Outta my way.Copy !req
593. I got a road to finish.Copy !req
594. - He's done!
- Done?Copy !req
595. - Uh-huh.
- It's only been an hour.Copy !req
596. - Ah, I'm done. Look, I'm finished.Copy !req
597. Say thanks, and I'll be on my way.
That's all you gotta say.Copy !req
598. Whee-hoo!
I'm the first one on the new road!Copy !req
599. Oh!Copy !req
600. It rides purty smooth.Copy !req
601. - It looks awful!
- Well, it matches the rest of the town.Copy !req
602. - Oh!Copy !req
603. Red.Copy !req
604. Who do you think you are?Copy !req
605. Look, Doc said when I finish,
I could go. That was the deal.Copy !req
606. The deal was you fix the road,
not make it worse.Copy !req
607. Now, scrape it off!
Start over again.Copy !req
608. Hey, look, grandpa,
I'm not a bulldozer. I'm a racecar.Copy !req
609. Oh-ho-ho-ho!Copy !req
610. Is that right? Then why don't we
just have a little race? Me and you.Copy !req
611. - What?
- Me and you. That a joke?Copy !req
612. If you win, you go and I fix the road.Copy !req
613. If I win, you do the road my way.Copy !req
614. Doc, what're you doin'?Copy !req
615. I don't mean to be rude here,Copy !req
616. but you probably go zero to sixty in,
like, what? Three-point-five years?Copy !req
617. Then I reckon
you ain't got nothin' to worry about.Copy !req
618. You know what, old-timer?
That's a wonderful idea. Let's race.Copy !req
619. Gentlemen,
this will be a one-lap race.Copy !req
620. You will drive to Willy's Butte,
go around Willy's Butte and come back.Copy !req
621. There will be no bumpin',
no cheatin', no spittin',Copy !req
622. no bitin', no road rage, no maimin',Copy !req
623. no oil slickin', no pushin', no shovin',
no backstabbin', no road-hoggin',Copy !req
624. and no lollygaggin'.Copy !req
625. Speed. I'm speed.Copy !req
626. Float like a Cadillac,
sting like a Beemer.Copy !req
627. My friend Guido, he dream to give
a real racecar a pit stop.Copy !req
628. - Peet stop!
- Uh...Copy !req
629. The race is only one lap, guys.Copy !req
630. Uno lappo! Don't need any help.Copy !req
631. - I work solo mio.
- Fine. Race your way.Copy !req
632. - No pit stoppo. Comprendo?
- OK.Copy !req
633. Gentlemen...Copy !req
634. start your engines!Copy !req
635. - ¡Hijole! Check that out!
- Whoa.Copy !req
636. Great idea, Doc.
Now the road will never get done.Copy !req
637. Luigi?Copy !req
638. On your mark, get set...Copy !req
639. Uno for the money,
due for the show,Copy !req
640. tre to get ready, and quattro
to... I can't believe it. Go!Copy !req
641. Huh?Copy !req
642. Doc... the flag means go.Copy !req
643. Remember the fl...
Here we go. Go.Copy !req
644. Doc, what are you doing, man?Copy !req
645. Oh, dear. It would seem
I'm off to a poor start.Copy !req
646. Well, better late than never.
Come on, Mater.Copy !req
647. - Might need a little help.
- Uh... OK.Copy !req
648. You got your tow cable?Copy !req
649. Well, yeah,
I always got my tow cable. Why?Copy !req
650. Oh, just in case.Copy !req
651. Ow! Ow!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.Copy !req
652. No, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
653. - Oh, man!
- Whoa.Copy !req
654. - Ow!
- Bad trip, man.Copy !req
655. Hey! Was that floatin' like a Cadillac
or was that stingin' like a Beemer?Copy !req
656. - I'm confused.Copy !req
657. You drive like you fix roads.Copy !req
658. Lousy! Have fun fishin', Mater.Copy !req
659. Ah!Copy !req
660. I'm startin' to think he knowed
you was gonna crash!Copy !req
661. Thank you, Mater. Thank you.Copy !req
662. I can make a little turn on dirt.Copy !req
663. You think?Copy !req
664. No. And now I'm a day behind.
I'm never gonna get outta here!Copy !req
665. Hey, ése!
You need a new paint job, man!Copy !req
666. - No, thank you.
- How 'bout some organic fuel?Copy !req
667. - That freak juice?
- Pass.Copy !req
668. Whoo! Watchin' him is makin' me thirsty.
Anybody else want somethin' to drink?Copy !req
669. Nah, not me, Flo.Copy !req
670. I'm on one of them there special diets.Copy !req
671. I'm a precisional instrument
of speed and aero-matics.Copy !req
672. "You race like you fix roads."Copy !req
673. I'll show him.
I will show him!Copy !req
674. - Oh, great! I hate it!Copy !req
675. - Hate, hate, hate, hate it!
- Music. Sweet music.Copy !req
676. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.Copy !req
677. Radiator Springs, a happy place!Copy !req
678. OK, Bessie, you think that's funny?Copy !req
679. Great! I'm talking to Bessie now!
I'm talking to Bessie!Copy !req
680. Wow.Copy !req
681. Mornin', Sally!Copy !req
682. Hey, look at this here fancy new road
that Lightnin' McQueen done just made!Copy !req
683. Yes! Uh, amazing!Copy !req
684. Whoa-ho! Yeah!Copy !req
685. Oh, Ramone! Mama ain't
seen you that low in years.Copy !req
686. I haven't seen a road like this
in years.Copy !req
687. - Well, then let's cruise, baby.
- Low and slow.Copy !req
688. È bellissima! It's beautiful!Copy !req
689. Guido, look, it's-a like
it was paved by angels.Copy !req
690. Boy, I tell you what.Copy !req
691. I bet even the roads on the moon
ain't this smooth.Copy !req
692. Doc, look at this!Copy !req
693. Shoulda tossed him into
the cactus a lot sooner, huh?Copy !req
694. Well, he ain't finished yet.
Still got a long way to go.Copy !req
695. Guido, look at Luigi!Copy !req
696. This is fantastico!Copy !req
697. That looks like fun!
Mater, I got dibs, next turn!Copy !req
698. Hey, Luigi, this new road
makes your place look like a dump.Copy !req
699. That crazy old devil woman.Copy !req
700. Oh!Copy !req
701. She's right!Copy !req
702. - Ah!
- Guido!Copy !req
703. Huh. That punk actually did a good job.Copy !req
704. Well, now... where the heck is he?Copy !req
705. Sheriff!
Is he makin' another run for it?Copy !req
706. No, no. He ran outta asphalt
in the middle of the night,Copy !req
707. and asked me if he could
come down here.Copy !req
708. All he's tryin' to do
is make that there turn.Copy !req
709. No, no, no, no! Oh, great.Copy !req
710. Perfect turns on every track
I've ever raced on.Copy !req
711. Sheriff, why don't you go get yourself
a quart of oil at Flo's.Copy !req
712. I'll keep an eye on him.Copy !req
713. Well, thanks, Doc.
I've been feelin' a quart low.Copy !req
714. This ain't asphalt, son. This is dirt.Copy !req
715. Oh, great. What do you want?
You here to gloat?Copy !req
716. You don't have three-wheel brakes,
so you got to pitch it hard,Copy !req
717. break it loose and then
just drive it with the throttle.Copy !req
718. Give it too much, you'll be
outta the dirt and into the tulips.Copy !req
719. So you're a judge,
a doctor and a racing expert.Copy !req
720. I'll put it simple.Copy !req
721. If you're goin' hard enough left,
you'll find yourself turnin' right.Copy !req
722. Oh... Right. That makes perfect sense.
Turn right to go left! Yes! Thank you!Copy !req
723. Or should I say, "No, thank you"?Copy !req
724. Because in Opposite World,
maybe that really means, "Thank you"!Copy !req
725. Crazy grandpa car. What an idiot!Copy !req
726. Turn right to go left.Copy !req
727. Hmm...Copy !req
728. Whoa!Copy !req
729. - Oh!Copy !req
730. - Ow! Oh, that...Copy !req
731. Ow!Copy !req
732. Turn right to go left.
Guess what. I tried it.Copy !req
733. You know what? This crazy thing
happened... I went right!Copy !req
734. You keep talkin' to yourself,
people'll think you're crazy.Copy !req
735. - Thanks for the tip.
- What? I wasn't talkin' to you!Copy !req
736. - Oh, Guido, è bellissimo!
- Che cosa?Copy !req
737. - It looks great! This is great!
- Ti piace, eh? Si, si, bellissimo.Copy !req
738. Oh, Lord.Copy !req
739. - Mater!Copy !req
740. I need you
to watch the prisoner tonight.Copy !req
741. Well, dad-gum! Wait a minute.
What if he tries to run again?Copy !req
742. Just let him run outta gas
and tow him on back.Copy !req
743. - But keep an eye on him.
- Yes, sir!Copy !req
744. Oh...Copy !req
745. While I'm stuck here
paving this stinkin' road,Copy !req
746. Chick's in California schmoozing Dinoco.Copy !req
747. My Dinoco. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Who's touching me?Copy !req
748. You have a slow leak. Guido, he fix.Copy !req
749. You make-a such a nice new road.Copy !req
750. You come to my shop.
Luigi take-a good care of you.Copy !req
751. Even though you not a Ferrari.Copy !req
752. You buy four tires,
I give you a full-a size spareCopy !req
753. - absolutely free!
- Look, I get all my tires for free.Copy !req
754. I like your style, eh?Copy !req
755. You drive the hard bargain.
OK. Luigi make you a new deal.Copy !req
756. You buy one tire,
I give you three for free!Copy !req
757. Oh, would you look at that?Copy !req
758. Ramone, Ramone!Copy !req
759. Then Luigi make you
a new new deal.Copy !req
760. No, no, no, no.
Deal me out. Pass. No, thank you.Copy !req
761. - No, no, no, no. No.
- This is it. My last offer.Copy !req
762. You buy one tire, I give you
seven-a snow tires for free!Copy !req
763. Done. You interested, you call me.
You know where I am.Copy !req
764. Ah!Copy !req
765. Stop! Let me...Copy !req
766. Oh, Red, you missed a spot.
See it right there?Copy !req
767. - No! No!
- On the hood right there.Copy !req
768. Stop, stop! That's cold!Copy !req
769. Help! Please! Stop!Copy !req
770. - Thanks, Red.Copy !req
771. What was that for?Copy !req
772. - Do you want to stay at the Cozy Cone?
- Huh?Copy !req
773. If you do, you gotta be clean.Copy !req
774. 'Cause even in hillbilly hell
we have standards.Copy !req
775. What, I...? I don't get it.Copy !req
776. I thought I'd say thank you
for doin' a great job.Copy !req
777. So I thought I'd let you stay with me.
I mean, not with me!Copy !req
778. But there. Not with me there,
but there in your own cozy cone.Copy !req
779. - And I'd be in my cone, and it's...
- Wait. Wait, you're being nice to me.Copy !req
780. If you want to stay
at the dirty impound, fine.Copy !req
781. - I understand you criminal types.
- No, no, no, no. That's OK.Copy !req
782. - Yeah, the Cozy Cone.
- It's newly refurbished.Copy !req
783. Yeah,
it's like a clever little twist.Copy !req
784. The motel's made out of caution cones,
which, of course, cars try to avoid.Copy !req
785. But now we're gonna stay in them.
That's funny.Copy !req
786. Figure that all out on your own,
did you?Copy !req
787. Cone number one, if you want.Copy !req
788. Oh...Copy !req
789. Hey, do I spy a little
pinstriping tattoo back there?Copy !req
790. Oh...
That's just a... Oh!Copy !req
791. Oh, you saw that? Yeah.
Just gonna be going.Copy !req
792. Gonna... Yeah.Copy !req
793. - You know, I knew this girl Doreen.Copy !req
794. Good-lookin' girl.Copy !req
795. Looked just like a Jaguar,
only she was a truck!Copy !req
796. You know, I used to crash into her,
just so I could spoke to her.Copy !req
797. - What are you talking about?
- I don't know.Copy !req
798. Hey, I know somethin' we can do tonight,
'cause I'm in charge of watchin' you!Copy !req
799. No, Mater, I gotta finish this road,
and I have to get out of here.Copy !req
800. Well, that's all right,
Mr. I Can't Turn On Dirt.Copy !req
801. You probably couldn't handle it anyway.Copy !req
802. Whoa, whoa, easy now, Mater.Copy !req
803. You know who you're talkin' to?
This is Lightning McQueen.Copy !req
804. I can handle anything.Copy !req
805. - I'm not doin' this.
- Come on. You'll love it!Copy !req
806. - Tractor-tippin's fun.
- This is ridiculous.Copy !req
807. - All right, listen.Copy !req
808. When I say go, we go.
But don't let Frank catch you. Go!Copy !req
809. Whoa! Wait! Who's Frank?Copy !req
810. Mater!Copy !req
811. Wait, Mater!Copy !req
812. OK, here's what you do.Copy !req
813. You just sneak up in front of 'em,
and then honk.Copy !req
814. And they do the rest. Watch this.Copy !req
815. - Oh!Copy !req
816. Oh... Oh! Oh...Copy !req
817. I swear, tractors is so dumb!Copy !req
818. I tell you what, buddy,
it don't get much better than this.Copy !req
819. Yep, you're livin' the dream, Mater boy.Copy !req
820. - Oh!Copy !req
821. Oh! Oh...Copy !req
822. I don't care who you are,
that's funny right there.Copy !req
823. Oh, your turn, bud.Copy !req
824. Mater, I can't.
I don't even have a horn.Copy !req
825. - Baby.
- I'm not a baby.Copy !req
826. Fine. Stop! Stop, OK?
All right. I'll do something.Copy !req
827. - Oh!Copy !req
828. That's Frank.Copy !req
829. Run!Copy !req
830. - Here he comes, look out!Copy !req
831. Whoa!Copy !req
832. Run! He's gonna get ya!Copy !req
833. Oh! Customers!Copy !req
834. Oh!Copy !req
835. Ah, no, no, no.Copy !req
836. Oof! Oh!Copy !req
837. Tomorrow night we can
go look for the ghostlight!Copy !req
838. - I can't wait, Mater.
- Oh, yeah, I'm tellin' ya!Copy !req
839. Oh, boy,
you gotta admit that was fun!Copy !req
840. Oh, yeah... yeah.Copy !req
841. Well, we better get you
back to the impound lot.Copy !req
842. You know, actually,
Sally's gonna let me stay at the motel.Copy !req
843. Oh...Copy !req
844. - Gettin' cozy at the Cone, is we?
- Oh, come... No. No, are you kidding?Copy !req
845. Besides, she can't stand me.
And I don't like her, to be honest.Copy !req
846. Yeah, you probably right.
Hey, look, there's Miss Sally!Copy !req
847. - Where, where?Copy !req
848. - You're in love with Miss Sally.
- No, I'm not.Copy !req
849. - Yes, you do.
- No way.Copy !req
850. - Way.
- Come on, look...Copy !req
851. - You're in love with Miss Sally!
- Real mature.Copy !req
852. - You're in love!
- Real grown up.Copy !req
853. - You love her. You love her.
- Wait...Copy !req
854. You love her!
You love her. You love her.Copy !req
855. All right. OK. Mater, enough!Copy !req
856. - Will you stop that?
- Stop what?Copy !req
857. Driving backwards. It's creeping me out.
You're gonna wreck.Copy !req
858. Wreck? Shoot!
I'm the world's best backwards driver!Copy !req
859. You just watch this right here,
lover boy. Wee-hee!Copy !req
860. What are you doing?
Watch out! Look out!Copy !req
861. Mater? Mater!Copy !req
862. - Mater!Copy !req
863. Hey, take it easy, Mater!Copy !req
864. Oof!Copy !req
865. Yee-hee!Copy !req
866. He's nuts.Copy !req
867. No need to watch where I'm goin'.Copy !req
868. Just need to know where I've been.Copy !req
869. Whoa, that was incredible!
How'd you do that?Copy !req
870. Rearview mirrors. We'll get you some,
and I'll teach you if you want.Copy !req
871. Yeah,
maybe I'll use it in my big race.Copy !req
872. What's so important
about this race of yours, anyway?Copy !req
873. It's not just a race.
We're talking about the Piston Cup!Copy !req
874. I've been dreaming about it
my whole life!Copy !req
875. I'll be the first rookie in history
ever to win it.Copy !req
876. And when I do,
we're talkin' big new sponsor,Copy !req
877. with private helicopters.Copy !req
878. No more medicated bumper ointment.
No more rusty old cars.Copy !req
879. What's wrong with rusty old cars?Copy !req
880. Well, I don't mean you, Mater.
I mean other old cars. You know?Copy !req
881. - Not like you. I like you.
- It's OK, buddy.Copy !req
882. Hey, you think maybe one day I can
get a ride in one of them helicopters?Copy !req
883. I mean, I've always wanted to ride
in one of them fancy helicopters.Copy !req
884. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
- You mean it?Copy !req
885. Oh, yeah. Anything you say.Copy !req
886. I knew it. I knowed
I made a good choice!Copy !req
887. In what?Copy !req
888. My best friend.Copy !req
889. See you tomorrow, buddy!Copy !req
890. McQueen and Sally
parked beneath a tree,Copy !req
891. K-I-s-somethin'-somethin'-somethin'-t!Copy !req
892. Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
893. Number one. Number one...
Ah, number one!Copy !req
894. - Ah, this is nice.
- Hey, Stickers.Copy !req
895. - I'm sorry.
- You scared me. You gotta be careful.Copy !req
896. I scared myself
scaring you scaring me.Copy !req
897. - I mean, I wasn't like scared scared.
- No, of course not. No.Copy !req
898. - I was more...
- I overheard you talkin' to Mater.Copy !req
899. When? Just now?
What, what did, what did you hear?Copy !req
900. Something about a helicopter ride.Copy !req
901. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he got
a kick out of that, didn't he?Copy !req
902. - Did you mean it?
- What?Copy !req
903. - That you'll get him a ride.
- Who knows?Copy !req
904. First things first. I gotta
get outta here and make the race.Copy !req
905. Uh-huh.Copy !req
906. You know... Mater trusts you.Copy !req
907. Yeah, OK.Copy !req
908. - Did you mean that?
- What?Copy !req
909. Was it just a "Yeah, OK",
or "Yeah... OK" or "Yeah, o-OK"?Copy !req
910. Look, I'm exhausted.
It's kinda been a long day.Copy !req
911. Yeah, OK. G'night.Copy !req
912. Oh...Copy !req
913. Hey, thank you.Copy !req
914. What did you just say?Copy !req
915. You know,
thanks for lettin' me stay here.Copy !req
916. It's nice to be out of the impound,
and this is... It's great.Copy !req
917. - Newly refurbished, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
918. - G'night.
- Good night.Copy !req
919. Hmm.Copy !req
920. Will you turn
that disrespectful junk off?Copy !req
921. Respect the classics, man.
It's Hendrix!Copy !req
922. Ah!Copy !req
923. No!Copy !req
924. - No!Copy !req
925. I gotta get outta here!Copy !req
926. Hey, have you seen the Sheriff?
Oh! Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
927. - Hey, what are you doin'?
- Get a good peek, city boy?Copy !req
928. I just need my
daily gas ration from the Sheriff.Copy !req
929. Wait for him at Flo's.
Get outta here.Copy !req
930. I've been trying
to get outta here for three days!Copy !req
931. Hope you enjoyed the show!Copy !req
932. Whoa, Doc.Copy !req
933. Time to clean out the garage, buddy,
come on.Copy !req
934. What?Copy !req
935. He has a Piston Cup?Copy !req
936. Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
937. Three Piston Cups?Copy !req
938. - Sign says stay out.Copy !req
939. You have three Piston Cups.
How could you have...Copy !req
940. I knew you couldn't drive.
I didn't know you couldn't read.Copy !req
941. - You're the Hudson Hornet!
- Wait at Flo's, like I told ya!Copy !req
942. Of course. I can't believe
I didn't see it before.Copy !req
943. You're The Fabulous Hudson Hornet!Copy !req
944. You used to hold the record for most
wins in a season. Oh, we gotta talk.Copy !req
945. - You gotta show me your tricks. Please.
- I tried that.Copy !req
946. You won three times!
Look at those trophies!Copy !req
947. You look.
All I see is a bunch of empty cups.Copy !req
948. You know, some automotive yoga
could really lower your RPM's, man.Copy !req
949. Oh, take a car wash, hippie.Copy !req
950. Yeah, look at my husband, y'all!
Whoo! That's your color!Copy !req
951. - Yellow, baby.
- Mmm. You smokin' hot!Copy !req
952. There he is.Copy !req
953. Oh, my gosh!
Did you know Doc is a famous racecar?Copy !req
954. - Doc? Our Doc?
- Not Doc Hudson.Copy !req
955. No, no, no, no, it's true!
He's a real racing legend.Copy !req
956. He's The Fabulous Hudson Hornet!Copy !req
957. Fabulous? I never seen Doc
drive more than 20 miles an hour.Copy !req
958. I mean, have you ever seen him race?Copy !req
959. No, but I wish I could have.
They say he was amazing!Copy !req
960. - He won three Piston Cups!
- He did what in his cup?Copy !req
961. I think the heat's
startin' to get to the boy!Copy !req
962. Well, I'll say! Look how red he is.Copy !req
963. I think he needs
a new coat of poly, man.Copy !req
964. - Are you sick, buddy?
- You are lookin' peaked.Copy !req
965. He needs a new coat of poly for sure!Copy !req
966. - Hey! What are you doin'?
- It's OK. You can trust me, right?Copy !req
967. I trust you, all right.
It's him I'm worried about.Copy !req
968. Hmm... I trust him.Copy !req
969. - Come on, let's take a drive.
- A drive?Copy !req
970. Yeah, a drive.Copy !req
971. Don't you big city racecars
ever just take a drive?Copy !req
972. Ah... No. No, we don't.Copy !req
973. Hey, Stickers! You comin' or what?Copy !req
974. Mm-hm!Copy !req
975. - And you thought he was gonna run.
- Hey, can you believe it, man?Copy !req
976. He actually thought
Doc was a famous racecar!Copy !req
977. That's so too much!Copy !req
978. OK, you got me out here.
Where are we goin'?Copy !req
979. I don't know.Copy !req
980. Whoa! Yes.Copy !req
981. Oh! Ah-ha-ha!Copy !req
982. - Bleah!Copy !req
983. Oh!Copy !req
984. Wow. What is this place?Copy !req
985. Wheel Well.Copy !req
986. Used to be the most popular stop
on the mother road.Copy !req
987. This place?Copy !req
988. Yeah, imagine.Copy !req
989. Oh, imagine what
it must have been like to stay here.Copy !req
990. You know, I don't get you.Copy !req
991. How does a Porsche
wind up in a place like this?Copy !req
992. Well, it's really pretty simple.
I was...Copy !req
993. an attorney in LA
livin' life in the fast lane, and...Copy !req
994. Oh, you were, were you?
Were you rich?Copy !req
995. - What?
- Just... clues to the puzzle.Copy !req
996. Yeah, OK.
Well, that was my life.Copy !req
997. And you know what?Copy !req
998. It never felt... happy.Copy !req
999. Yeah. I mean... really?Copy !req
1000. Yeah. So I left California.Copy !req
1001. Just drove and drove
and finally broke down right here.Copy !req
1002. Doc fixed me up, Flo took me in.Copy !req
1003. Well, they all did. And I never left.Copy !req
1004. Yeah. You know, I understand.Copy !req
1005. You need a little R and R.
Recharge the old batteries.Copy !req
1006. But you know, after a while,
why didn't you go back?Copy !req
1007. I fell in love.Copy !req
1008. - Oh.
- Yep.Copy !req
1009. - Corvette?
- No.Copy !req
1010. I fell in love with this.Copy !req
1011. Whoa. Look at that.Copy !req
1012. Look, they're drivin' right by.Copy !req
1013. They don't even know
what they're missing!Copy !req
1014. Well,
it didn't used to be that way.Copy !req
1015. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
1016. Yeah. Forty years ago,
that Interstate down there didn't exist.Copy !req
1017. Really?Copy !req
1018. Yeah. Back then,Copy !req
1019. cars came across the country
a whole different way.Copy !req
1020. How do you mean?Copy !req
1021. The road didn't cut through the land
like that Interstate.Copy !req
1022. It moved with the land, you know?
It rose, it fell, it curved.Copy !req
1023. - Mornin'!
- Nice day, huh?Copy !req
1024. Cars didn't drive on it
to make great time.Copy !req
1025. They drove on it to have a great time.Copy !req
1026. Well, what happened?Copy !req
1027. The town got bypassed
just to save ten minutes of driving.Copy !req
1028. How great would it have been
to see this place in its heyday!Copy !req
1029. Oh, I can't tell you how many times
I've dreamed of that.Copy !req
1030. But one of these days we'll
find a way to get it back on the map.Copy !req
1031. Yeah. Hey, listen, thanks for the drive.Copy !req
1032. I had a great time.Copy !req
1033. It's kinda nice to slow down
every once in a while.Copy !req
1034. You're welcome.Copy !req
1035. Hey, listen, listen!Copy !req
1036. If anybody asks you,
we was out smashin' mailboxes, OK?Copy !req
1037. Wha... what?Copy !req
1038. Oh, man, the paint's still wet!Copy !req
1039. No, no, no, no!
Get out of the store!Copy !req
1040. Hey! Don't eat the radial!
Here, take-a the snow tires.Copy !req
1041. - Mater!
- I wasn't tractor-tippin'!Copy !req
1042. Then where did all these
gol-durn tractors come from?Copy !req
1043. - Whoa, boy!
- Hey! Hey, guys!Copy !req
1044. There's one goin' this way.Copy !req
1045. I got it.Copy !req
1046. Come here, little tractor,
come here.Copy !req
1047. Yeah, that's a good tractor.Copy !req
1048. No, no, no, no, come here.Copy !req
1049. What are you doing?Copy !req
1050. You're not supposed to go
wandering off all...Copy !req
1051. alone.Copy !req
1052. What are you doin'
with those old racin' tires?Copy !req
1053. Come on, Doc, drive.Copy !req
1054. Ah... Yeah.Copy !req
1055. - Wow.
- Huh?Copy !req
1056. You're amazing!Copy !req
1057. What are you doin'?Copy !req
1058. Doc, wait!Copy !req
1059. Giddup right in there!
Come on, Rusty.Copy !req
1060. Doc, hold it!
Seriously, your driving's incredible!Copy !req
1061. - Wonderful. Now, go away.
- Hey, I mean it. You've still got it!Copy !req
1062. - I'm askin' you to leave.
- Come on.Copy !req
1063. I'm a racecar,
you're a much older racecar,Copy !req
1064. but under the hood
you and I are the same.Copy !req
1065. We are not the same!
Understand? Now, get out.Copy !req
1066. How could a car like you quit
at the top of your game?Copy !req
1067. You think I quit?Copy !req
1068. Right.Copy !req
1069. Your big wreck in '54.Copy !req
1070. They quit on me.Copy !req
1071. When I finally got put together,
I went back expecting a big welcome.Copy !req
1072. You know what they said?
"You're history."Copy !req
1073. Moved right on to
the next rookie standing in line.Copy !req
1074. There was a lot left in me.Copy !req
1075. I never got a chance to show 'em.Copy !req
1076. I keep that to remind me
never to go back.Copy !req
1077. I just never expected that
that world would...Copy !req
1078. would find me here.Copy !req
1079. - Hey, look, Doc, I'm not them.
- Oh, yeah?Copy !req
1080. No, I'm not.Copy !req
1081. When is the last time you cared about
something except yourself, hot rod?Copy !req
1082. You name me one time
and I will take it all back.Copy !req
1083. Uh-huh. I didn't think so.Copy !req
1084. These are good folk around here,
who care about one another.Copy !req
1085. I don't want 'em depending
on someone they can't count on.Copy !req
1086. Oh, like you?
You've been here how longCopy !req
1087. and your friends
don't even know who you are?Copy !req
1088. Who's caring about only himself?Copy !req
1089. Just finish that road
and get outta here!Copy !req
1090. Will you turn that
disrespectful junk off?Copy !req
1091. Respect the classics, man.Copy !req
1092. Ah...Copy !req
1093. He's done.Copy !req
1094. He must've finished it
while we was all sleepin'.Copy !req
1095. Good riddance.Copy !req
1096. He's gone?Copy !req
1097. Well, we wouldn't want him
to miss that race of his.Copy !req
1098. - Oh, dude, are you crying?
- No! I'm happy!Copy !req
1099. I don't have to watch him
every second of the day anymore!Copy !req
1100. I'm glad he's gone!Copy !req
1101. What's wrong with Red?Copy !req
1102. Oh, he's just sad
'cause you left townCopy !req
1103. and went to your big race to win
the Piston CupCopy !req
1104. that you've always dreamed about
your whole lifeCopy !req
1105. and get that big ol' sponsor and that
fancy helicopter you was talkin' about.Copy !req
1106. Wait a minute!Copy !req
1107. I knowed you wouldn't leave
without saying goodbye.Copy !req
1108. What are you doin' here?
You're gonna miss your race.Copy !req
1109. Don't worry. I'll give you
a police escort, and we'll make up time.Copy !req
1110. Thank you, Sheriff.Copy !req
1111. But you know I can't go just yet.Copy !req
1112. Well, why not?Copy !req
1113. - I'm not sure these tires...Copy !req
1114. - ... can get me to California.
- Peet stop?Copy !req
1115. Yeah, does anybody know
what time Luigi's opens?Copy !req
1116. I can't-a believe it!
Four new tires!Copy !req
1117. Grazie, Mr. Lightning. Grazie!Copy !req
1118. - Would you look at that!
- Our first customer in years!Copy !req
1119. I am filled with tears of ecstasy,Copy !req
1120. for this is the most glorious day
of my life!Copy !req
1121. All right, Luigi, give me
the best set of blackwalls you've got.Copy !req
1122. No! No, no, no.Copy !req
1123. You don't-a know what you want.
Luigi know what you want.Copy !req
1124. Blackwall tires.
They blend into the pavement.Copy !req
1125. But-a this...Copy !req
1126. Whitewall tires!Copy !req
1127. They say, "Look at me!
Here I am! Love me."Copy !req
1128. All right, you're the expert.Copy !req
1129. - Don't forget the spare.Copy !req
1130. - Perfetto. Guido!
- Peet stop!Copy !req
1131. What did Luigi tell you, eh?Copy !req
1132. Wow, you were right.
Better than a Ferrari, huh?Copy !req
1133. Eh... No.Copy !req
1134. Wow! This organic fuel is great!
Why haven't I heard about it before?Copy !req
1135. It's a conspiracy, man!Copy !req
1136. The oil companies got a grip
on the government!Copy !req
1137. They're feedin' us a bunch of lies, man.Copy !req
1138. OK, I'll take a case.Copy !req
1139. Ow! Eh!Copy !req
1140. Ah... Yeah.Copy !req
1141. Ka-chow.Copy !req
1142. - Here she comes!
- Places, everybody. Hurry!Copy !req
1143. - Act natural.Copy !req
1144. - Hi, Sally.
- Buon giorno!Copy !req
1145. All right, what's goin' on?Copy !req
1146. Ladies and gentlecars,Copy !req
1147. please welcome
the new Lightning McQueen!Copy !req
1148. Pow! What do you think?Copy !req
1149. Radiator Springs
looks pretty good on me.Copy !req
1150. I'll say.Copy !req
1151. Ka-chow.Copy !req
1152. You're gonna fit right in
in California.Copy !req
1153. My goodness. It looks like
you've helped everybody in town.Copy !req
1154. Yeah, everybody except one.Copy !req
1155. - Hey, is it getting dark out?
- What? What'd he say?Copy !req
1156. Let me say that again.
Is it getting dark out?Copy !req
1157. Now, what was I
supposed to do after that?Copy !req
1158. They fixed their neon!Copy !req
1159. - Low and slow?
- Oh, yeah, baby!Copy !req
1160. Just like in its heyday, right?Copy !req
1161. It's even better than I pictured it.
Thank you.Copy !req
1162. Shall we cruise?Copy !req
1163. Oh, thank you, dear. I'd love to!Copy !req
1164. - No, no, no.
- Lizzie!Copy !req
1165. I remember when Stanley
first asked me to take a drive with him.Copy !req
1166. Hey, Miss Sally.
May I have this cruise?Copy !req
1167. - Of course, Mater.
- Uh-uh-uh!Copy !req
1168. and again and I said, "No."
He asked me again, and I said, "No."Copy !req
1169. But, oh, he was a persistent
little bugger for a two-cylinder.Copy !req
1170. Finally I said,
"All right, one little drive."Copy !req
1171. - Oh!Copy !req
1172. - Hey!
- Thanks, Mater.Copy !req
1173. Good evenin', you two.Copy !req
1174. Oh, Stanley,
I wish you could see this.Copy !req
1175. - Is that what I think it is?
- Oh, I don't know, Flo.Copy !req
1176. I haven't had a chance to find out.
But I am going to find out. Hello.Copy !req
1177. Not that. That.Copy !req
1178. Customers?Copy !req
1179. Customers, everybody!
And a lot of 'em!Copy !req
1180. You know what to do.
Just like we rehearsed.Copy !req
1181. It's the ghostlight!Copy !req
1182. We have found McQueen.
We have found McQueen!Copy !req
1183. McQueen, over here!Copy !req
1184. - Wait, excuse me.
- Is it true you've been in rehab?Copy !req
1185. - Did you have a nervous breakdown?
- What?Copy !req
1186. - McQueen's wearing whitewalls!
- Your tires balding?Copy !req
1187. Stickers!Copy !req
1188. - Was McQueen your prisoner?
- Shoot, no!Copy !req
1189. We're best buds!
I ain't braggin' or nothin',Copy !req
1190. but I was in charge of huntin' him down
if he tried to escape.Copy !req
1191. Sally! Sally!Copy !req
1192. Will you still race for the Piston Cup?Copy !req
1193. - Stickers?
- Sally!Copy !req
1194. - Come on, give us some bolt!Copy !req
1195. You're here!
Thank the manufacturer! You're alive!Copy !req
1196. - Mack?
- You're here! I can't believe it!Copy !req
1197. You are a sight
for sore headlights!Copy !req
1198. I'm so sorry I lost you, boss.
I'll make it up to you!Copy !req
1199. Mack, I, I can't believe you're here.Copy !req
1200. Is that the world's
fastest racing machine?Copy !req
1201. - Is that Harv?
- Yeah. He's in the back.Copy !req
1202. - Show us the bolt!
- Get back, you oil-thirsty parasites!Copy !req
1203. - Where's the old McQueen?
- Actually, this is my good side here.Copy !req
1204. - Harv! Harv!
- Give us the bolt!Copy !req
1205. - Harv?
- Come on!Copy !req
1206. - Kid, I'm over here!
- How you doin', buddy?Copy !req
1207. My star client disappears
off the face of the earth!Copy !req
1208. - How do you think I'm doing?
- I can explain.Copy !req
1209. I'm doing great! You're everywhere!
Radio, TV, the papers!Copy !req
1210. You can't buy this kind of publicity!
What do you need me for?Copy !req
1211. That's just a figure of speech,
by the way. You signed a contract.Copy !req
1212. Where are you?
I can't even find you on my GPS.Copy !req
1213. I'm in this little town
called Radiator Springs.Copy !req
1214. - You know Route 66? It's still here!
- Yeah, that's great, kid.Copy !req
1215. Playtime is over, pal.Copy !req
1216. While the world's been trying to
find you Dinoco has had no one to woo.Copy !req
1217. - Who are they gonna woo?
- Chick!Copy !req
1218. Bingo. In fact, check out
what's on the plasma right now.Copy !req
1219. - Show us the thunder!
- You want thunder?Copy !req
1220. You want thunder?
Ka-chicka, ka-chicka!Copy !req
1221. - Hey, that's my bit!
- You've gotta get to Cali, pronto!Copy !req
1222. Just get out of Radiation Stinks now,
or Dinoco is history, you hear me?Copy !req
1223. Just give me a second here, Harv.Copy !req
1224. No, wait. Where are you goin'?Copy !req
1225. Get in the trailer, baby. Kid!
You want a bigger trailer?Copy !req
1226. Sally, I... I want you to...Copy !req
1227. Look, I wish...Copy !req
1228. Thank you. Thanks for everything.Copy !req
1229. - It was just a road.
- No. It was much more than that.Copy !req
1230. Hey, kid! We gotta go.
Harv's goin' crazy!Copy !req
1231. He's gonna have me fired if
I don't get you in the truck right now!Copy !req
1232. - Mack, just... hold it for...
- You should go.Copy !req
1233. - I know, but...
- Good luck in California.Copy !req
1234. I hope you find
what you're looking for.Copy !req
1235. - McQueen, come on!
- Sally...Copy !req
1236. - Sally!
- Show us the bolt, McQueen! The bolt!Copy !req
1237. Hey, Lightning, show us the bolt!Copy !req
1238. - Come on, get in the trailer.
- Where's the old McQueen?Copy !req
1239. - The bolt!
- That's it. That's right, let's go!Copy !req
1240. You're a big shining star.
You're a superstar.Copy !req
1241. You don't belong there, anyway.Copy !req
1242. Whoa... Wait...
Whoa, whoa, wait, wait!Copy !req
1243. Hey, guys!
McQueen's leavin' in the truck!Copy !req
1244. Hey, are you Doc Hudson?Copy !req
1245. - Yeah.
- Thanks for the call.Copy !req
1246. - You called them?
- It's best for everyone, Sally.Copy !req
1247. Best for everyone or best for you?Copy !req
1248. I didn't get to say goodbye to him.Copy !req
1249. Hello, race fans. Welcome
to what has become, quite simply,Copy !req
1250. the biggest event
in the history of racing.Copy !req
1251. A three-way battle for the Piston Cup!Copy !req
1252. There's a crowd
of nearly 200,000 carsCopy !req
1253. here at the Los Angeles
International Speedway.Copy !req
1254. Tickets to this race are hotter than a
black leather seat on a hot summer day!Copy !req
1255. The King, Chick Hicks
and Lightning McQueenCopy !req
1256. in a 200 lap, winner-takes-all,
tiebreaker race.Copy !req
1257. I got a lotta miles on me,
but let me tell you somethin'.Copy !req
1258. I never thought I'd see anything
like this. This is exciting!Copy !req
1259. In fact, the country
has almost shut downCopy !req
1260. to watch what many experts
are calling "the race of the century."Copy !req
1261. Hey, King!
Good luck in your last race.Copy !req
1262. - You've sure been an inspiration to me.
- Thanks, Junior. Appreciate it.Copy !req
1263. - Hey, be careful out there, OK?
- Yeah, man.Copy !req
1264. He's hot!Copy !req
1265. Wanna know the forecast?
I'll give you the forecast.Copy !req
1266. A 100 percent chance of thunder!
Ka-chicka! Ka-chicka!Copy !req
1267. Say it with me!
Ka-chicka! Ka-chicka!Copy !req
1268. Hey, you! No admittance
without a garage pass.Copy !req
1269. Oh, it's OK.
Lightning McQueen knows me!Copy !req
1270. Hey, Marco, it's a beautiful day
for a race, isn't it?Copy !req
1271. - Absolutely, Mr. Andretti.
- And good morning to you, Fred.Copy !req
1272. Mario Andretti knows my name!
You gotta let me in now!Copy !req
1273. Sorry, pal.Copy !req
1274. OK, here we go.
Focus. Speed.Copy !req
1275. I am speed.Copy !req
1276. Victory.Copy !req
1277. One winner, two losers.Copy !req
1278. Speed. Speed. Speed. Speed...Copy !req
1279. Lightnin'! You ready?Copy !req
1280. Yeah, yeah, yeah! I'm ready.Copy !req
1281. Mack, thanks for being
my pit crew today.Copy !req
1282. Don't worry about it, kid.
It's the least I could do.Copy !req
1283. After all, "Gas Can"
is my middle name.Copy !req
1284. - It is?
- Ah... Not really.Copy !req
1285. Uh-ohCopy !req
1286. Nelson! Zoom in.
Ready, 16? Take 16.Copy !req
1287. And there he is,
Lightning McQueen!Copy !req
1288. Missing all week, and then he turns up
in the middle of nowhere!Copy !req
1289. In a little town
called Radiator Springs.Copy !req
1290. Wearin' whitewall tires,
of all things.Copy !req
1291. - Oh!
- Ka-chicka! Ka-chicka! Ka-chicka!Copy !req
1292. Hey, where you been?
I've been kinda lonely.Copy !req
1293. Nobody to hang out with.
I mean, except the Dinoco folks.Copy !req
1294. And the twins. Of course.
The ones that used to be your fans,Copy !req
1295. but now they're my fans.
Listen to what the twins think...Copy !req
1296. Agh! Shoot!Copy !req
1297. Boogity, boogity, boogity,
boys! Let's go racin'!Copy !req
1298. Come on, you can do it!Copy !req
1299. Come on, King, make us proud, boy!Copy !req
1300. Fifty laps down, and The King
is still holding a slim lead.Copy !req
1301. McQueen's got a run on him!
He's lookin' to the inside!Copy !req
1302. Oh! Chick slammed the door on him!Copy !req
1303. Chick's not
making it easy on him today.Copy !req
1304. He lost momentum,Copy !req
1305. and now he's gonna have to
chase him back down!Copy !req
1306. McQueen spins out in the infield!Copy !req
1307. Just me
and the old man, fellas.Copy !req
1308. - McQueen just doesn't have it today.Copy !req
1309. - Hey, kid, are you all right?
- I don't know, Mack.Copy !req
1310. I don't think I...Copy !req
1311. I didn't come all this way
to see you quit.Copy !req
1312. Doc?Copy !req
1313. Guys, you're here!
I can't believe this!Copy !req
1314. I knew you needed a crew chief,
but I didn't know it was this bad.Copy !req
1315. You said you'd never come back.Copy !req
1316. Well, I really didn't have a choice.
Mater didn't get to say goodbye.Copy !req
1317. Goodbye! OK, I'm good.Copy !req
1318. All right, if you can drive as good
as you can fix a roadCopy !req
1319. then you can win this race
with your eyes shut.Copy !req
1320. Now, get back out there!Copy !req
1321. Hot snot, we are back in business!
Guido! Luigi!Copy !req
1322. You're goin' up
against professional pit crews.Copy !req
1323. - You're gonna have to be fast.
- They will not know what bit them!Copy !req
1324. Kid, you can beat these guys.Copy !req
1325. Find a groove that works for you
and get that lap back.Copy !req
1326. - Is it?
- Oh, wow. That's him!Copy !req
1327. Is that...? That's the Hudson Hornet!
The Hudson Hornet's back!Copy !req
1328. It appears McQueen
has got himself a pit crew.Copy !req
1329. And look who he has for a crew chief!Copy !req
1330. - Look, man. It's the Hudson Hornet!
- Whoa!Copy !req
1331. Well, dip me in axle grease
and call me Slick! It surely is.Copy !req
1332. Wow, this is history
in the making.Copy !req
1333. Nobody has seen the racing legend
in over 50 years!Copy !req
1334. Hey, Doc!Copy !req
1335. Come look at this fellow on the radio.
He looks just like you.Copy !req
1336. - McQueen passes on the inside!
- He's nearly a lap down.Copy !req
1337. Can he catch up to them
with only 60 laps to go?Copy !req
1338. You're goin' great, kid.
Just keep your head on.Copy !req
1339. Vai! Vai, vai!Copy !req
1340. Hey, shrimpie,
where did McQueen find you, huh?Copy !req
1341. Those round things are called tires,
and they go under the car!Copy !req
1342. Con chi credi di parlare?
Ma, con chi stai parlando?Copy !req
1343. No! No, no! You'll have your chance.
You will have your chance.Copy !req
1344. Oh, kid's just tryin'
to be a hero, huh?Copy !req
1345. What do you think of this?Copy !req
1346. - Yeah, that's it, kid.Copy !req
1347. What?Copy !req
1348. Whoa! Git-R-done!Copy !req
1349. - I taught him that. Ka-chow!
- Ah!Copy !req
1350. What a move by McQueen!
He's caught up to the leaders.Copy !req
1351. Yeah. This is what it's all about.Copy !req
1352. A three-way battle for the lead,
with ten to go!Copy !req
1353. Look at that boy go out there!Copy !req
1354. No, you don't.Copy !req
1355. Doc, I'm flat! I'm flat!Copy !req
1356. - Can you get back to the pits?
- Yeah, yeah. I think so.Copy !req
1357. Hey, got a yellow. Bring it in.
Don't tear yourself up, kid.Copy !req
1358. We gotta get him
back out there fastCopy !req
1359. or we're gonna be a lap down,
and we'll never win this race!Copy !req
1360. Guido! It's time.Copy !req
1361. Hey, tiny,
you gonna clean his windshield?Copy !req
1362. I don't believe it!Copy !req
1363. That was
the fastest pit stop I've ever seen!Copy !req
1364. It was a great stop,
but he's still gotta beat that pace car!Copy !req
1365. It's gonna be close.Copy !req
1366. - Yeah, baby!Copy !req
1367. He's back in!Copy !req
1368. Peet stop.Copy !req
1369. - Guido, you did it!
- Way to go, Guido!Copy !req
1370. This is it. We're heading into
the final lap and McQueenCopy !req
1371. is right behind the leaders.
What a comeback!Copy !req
1372. A hundred and ninety-nine
laps! It all comes down to this!Copy !req
1373. This is it, kiddo.Copy !req
1374. You've got four turns left.
One at a time.Copy !req
1375. Drive it in deep and hope it sticks.Copy !req
1376. - Go!Copy !req
1377. We'll see about that!Copy !req
1378. McQueen's going inside!Copy !req
1379. - Chick and King are loose!
- I think McQueen's out!Copy !req
1380. - McQueen saved it!
- He's back on the track!Copy !req
1381. - Float like a Cadillac...
- Sting like a Beemer!Copy !req
1382. - Ka-chow! Ka-chow! Ka...Copy !req
1383. Lightning McQueen
is gonna win the Piston Cup!Copy !req
1384. Come on! You got it!
You got it, Stickers!Copy !req
1385. I am not comin' in
behind you again, old man.Copy !req
1386. - Oh, no!Copy !req
1387. Yeah! Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
1388. I won, baby! Yeah! Oh, yeah!Copy !req
1389. What's he up to, Doc?Copy !req
1390. What are you doin', kid?Copy !req
1391. I think The King
should finish his last race.Copy !req
1392. You just gave up the Piston Cup,
you know that?Copy !req
1393. This grumpy old racecar I know
once told me somethin'.Copy !req
1394. It's just an empty cup.Copy !req
1395. Darrell, is pushing
on the last lap legal?Copy !req
1396. He's not really pushin' him. He's
just givin' him a little bump draft.Copy !req
1397. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
1398. Hey. What? What's goin' on?Copy !req
1399. - That's what I call racin'.Copy !req
1400. - Bravo il mio amico!
- Way to go, buddy!Copy !req
1401. There's a lotta love out there,
you know, man?Copy !req
1402. - Don't embarrass me, Fillmore.
- That's my hot rod.Copy !req
1403. Come on, baby, bring it out!
Bring out the Piston Cup!Copy !req
1404. Ka-chicka! Ka-chicka!Copy !req
1405. Yeah!
Now, that's what I'm talkin' about!Copy !req
1406. Hey, how come the only one celebrating
is me, huh?Copy !req
1407. Where are the girls?
Bring on the confetti!Copy !req
1408. Ow! Ow! Easy with the confetti.
What's goin' on?Copy !req
1409. Come on, snap some pictures.
I gotta go sign my deal with Dinoco!Copy !req
1410. Say it with me. Ka-chicka!Copy !req
1411. - Boo!
- Boo!Copy !req
1412. What's wrong with everybody?
Where's the happiness?Copy !req
1413. Hey! This is the start of the Chick era!Copy !req
1414. - Thanks, Lightnin'.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
1415. - Way to go, King!
- You're still the car!Copy !req
1416. You're The King! Yeah!Copy !req
1417. - You made us proud, kid!
- Congrats on the loss, me bucko!Copy !req
1418. You got a lotta stuff, kid.Copy !req
1419. Thanks, Doc.Copy !req
1420. Hey, Lightnin'.Copy !req
1421. How 'bout comin' over here
and talk to me a minute?Copy !req
1422. Son, that was some
real racin' out there.Copy !req
1423. How'd you like to become
the new face of Dinoco?Copy !req
1424. But I didn't win.Copy !req
1425. Lightnin', there's a whole lot
more to racin' than just winnin'.Copy !req
1426. He was so rusty,
when he drove down the streetCopy !req
1427. - buzzards used to circle the car!Copy !req
1428. Thank you, Mr. Tex, but...Copy !req
1429. but these Rust-eze guys over there
gave me my big break.Copy !req
1430. I'm gonna stick with them.Copy !req
1431. Well, I sure can respect that.Copy !req
1432. Still, you know,Copy !req
1433. if there's ever anything
I can do for you, just let me know.Copy !req
1434. I sure appreciate that.
Thank you.Copy !req
1435. Actually, there is one thing.Copy !req
1436. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
1437. Hey, look at me!
I'm flyin', by golly!Copy !req
1438. I'm happier than a tornado
in a trailer park!Copy !req
1439. I think it's about-a time
we redecorate.Copy !req
1440. Hi. Lightning McQueen told me
this was the best place in the worldCopy !req
1441. to get tires.Copy !req
1442. How 'bout setting me and my friends up
with three or four sets each?Copy !req
1443. Guido! There is a real
Michael Schumacher Ferrari in my store.Copy !req
1444. A real Ferrari!Copy !req
1445. Punch me, Guido.
Punch me in the face.Copy !req
1446. This is the most glorious day
of my life.Copy !req
1447. Wow.
Spero che il tuo amico si riprenda.Copy !req
1448. Mi dicono che siete fantastici.Copy !req
1449. Just passin' through?Copy !req
1450. Actually, I thought I'd stop
and stay awhile.Copy !req
1451. - I hear this place is back on the map.
- It is?Copy !req
1452. There's some rumor floating around
that some hotshot Piston Cup racecarCopy !req
1453. is setting up his big
racing headquarters here.Copy !req
1454. Really? Ah, well, there goes the town.Copy !req
1455. You know, I really missed you, Sally.Copy !req
1456. Well, I create feelings in others
they themselves don't understand and,Copy !req
1457. - blah, blah, blah.Copy !req
1458. McQueen and Sally
parked beneath the tree,Copy !req
1459. K-I-s-s-... uh... I-n-t!Copy !req
1460. Great timing, Mater!Copy !req
1461. Hep-non, hip-hep, hi-li-lilly! Whee!Copy !req
1462. He's my best friend.
What're you gonna do?Copy !req
1463. So, Stickers, last one to Flo's buys?Copy !req
1464. I don't know.
Why don't we just take a drive?Copy !req
1465. Hmm... Nah.Copy !req
1466. Yeah! Ka-chow!Copy !req
1467. Ah-choo!Copy !req
1468. All right, everybody
please keep together now.Copy !req
1469. We is now entering the Doc Hudson
wing of the museum.Copy !req
1470. Wow. Unbelievable.
That many wins in a single season.Copy !req
1471. He's the real deal, Junior.
The Hudson Hornet was my inspiration.Copy !req
1472. Excuse me, son.
Is Doc Hudson here today?Copy !req
1473. Sorry, Mrs. The King, I think Doc
went out for a drive or somethin'.Copy !req
1474. - Whoo! Whoo!
- Yeah!Copy !req
1475. Well, you sure ain't no dirt boy.Copy !req
1476. Not today, old man.
I know all your tricks.Copy !req
1477. Doc! Doc!Copy !req
1478. Whoo-ah!Copy !req
1479. Not all my tricks, rookie!Copy !req
1480. Attention!
Kiss the pavement goodbye.Copy !req
1481. When I'm finished, you'll have mud
in places you didn't know you had!Copy !req
1482. - Yo, I've never been off-road!
- Well, that's gonna change right now!Copy !req
1483. About face!
Drop and give me 20 miles!Copy !req
1484. Go! Go!
Go, go, go, go, go! Go!Copy !req
1485. Man, now I got dirt in my rims!Copy !req
1486. - Huh? Look at this!Copy !req
1487. It's my hood! It's my hood!Copy !req
1488. I ain't seen this thing in 20 years!Copy !req
1489. Well, it fits perfectly.
How do I look? Ah-choo!Copy !req
1490. Oh, dang.Copy !req
1491. You are a toy car!Copy !req
1492. You are a sad, strange little wagon
and you have my pity. Farewell.Copy !req
1493. Oh, yeah?
Well, good riddance, you loony!Copy !req
1494. Hey, I hate to break up the road rally,
guys, but they're here!Copy !req
1495. Birthday guests at three o'clock!Copy !req
1496. Oh, man! Whoever does
the voice of that piggy truck,Copy !req
1497. I'm tellin' ya, he's one great actor!Copy !req
1498. We're banished, genius! Stuck here
in this wasteland without chains!Copy !req
1499. But, Mike, the Boomobile's in trouble!
She needs our help!Copy !req
1500. - You're still not listening!
- Ah!Copy !req
1501. Welcome to the Himalayas!
Snow cone?Copy !req
1502. Oh, that Abominable Snowplow
is quite the comic thespian!Copy !req
1503. Just get in there.
Go! Go, go, go!Copy !req
1504. Circus cars?Copy !req
1505. How can you be circus cars?Copy !req
1506. These are the lousiest
circus cars in the world,Copy !req
1507. and they're gonna make me rich!Copy !req
1508. Wait a minute here.Copy !req
1509. They're just usin' the same actor
over and over.Copy !req
1510. What kind of a cut-rate production
is this?Copy !req
1511. Oh, for the love of Chrysler, can we
please ask someone for directions?Copy !req
1512. No! There's an on-ramp close!
I know it! I can feel it!Copy !req