1. This is Agent Leland Turbo.Copy !req
2. !I have a flash transmission
for Agent Finn McMissile.Copy !req
3. Finn, my cover's been compromised.
Everything's gone pear-shaped.Copy !req
4. You won't believe what I found out here.Copy !req
5. This is bigger than anything we've ever
seen, and no one even knows it exists.Copy !req
6. Finn, I need backup, but don't call
the cavalry, it could blow the operation.Copy !req
7. - And be careful. It's not safe out here.
Let's go.Copy !req
8. Transmitting my grids now. Good luck.Copy !req
9. All right, buddy, we're here.Copy !req
10. Right where you paid me to bring you.Copy !req
11. Question is, why?Copy !req
12. I'm looking for a car.Copy !req
13. A car? Ha!Copy !req
14. Hey, pal, you can't get any further away
from land than out here.Copy !req
15. Exactly where I want to be.Copy !req
16. I got news for you, buddy.
There's nobody out here but us.Copy !req
17. What are you doing out here?Copy !req
18. What does it look like, genius?
I'm crabbing.Copy !req
19. Well, turn around
and go back where you came from.Copy !req
20. Yeah, and who's gonna make me?Copy !req
21. All right. All right.
Don't get your prop in a twist.Copy !req
22. What a jerk. Sorry, buddy.
Looks like it's the end of the line.Copy !req
23. Buddy?Copy !req
24. Incoming.
All workers report to the loading dock.Copy !req
25. Leland Turbo, this is Finn McMissile.
I'm at the rally point. Over.Copy !req
26. All right, fellas, you know the drill.Copy !req
27. Leland, it's Finn. Please respond. Over.Copy !req
28. Come on, guys. These crates
aren't gonna unload themselves.Copy !req
29. Too many cars here. Out of my way.Copy !req
30. Professor Zundapp?Copy !req
31. Here it is, Professor. You wanted to
see this before we load it?Copy !req
32. Ah, yes. Very carefully.Copy !req
33. - Oh, a TV camera.Copy !req
34. - What does it actually do?
- This camera is extremely dangerous.Copy !req
35. What are you up to now, Professor?Copy !req
36. This is valuable equipment. Make sure
it is properly secured for the voyage.Copy !req
37. - You got it.
- Hey, Professor Z!Copy !req
38. This is one of those
British spies we told you about.Copy !req
39. Yeah! This one we caught sticking
his bumper where it didn't belong.Copy !req
40. Agent Leland Turbo.Copy !req
41. It's Finn McMissile!Copy !req
42. He's seen the camera! Kill him!Copy !req
43. All hands on deck!
All hands on deck!Copy !req
44. Whoa!Copy !req
45. Waargh!Copy !req
46. What?Copy !req
47. Get to the boats!Copy !req
48. - He's getting away!
- Not for long!Copy !req
49. He's dead, Professor.Copy !req
50. Wunderbar!Copy !req
51. With Finn McMissile gone,
who can stop us now?Copy !req
52. Mater -Tow Mater, that's who -
is here to help you.Copy !req
53. - Hey, Otis!
- Hey, Mater.Copy !req
54. I... Oh, gosh. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
55. I thought I could make it this time, but...Copy !req
56. Smooth like pudding, huh?Copy !req
57. Who am I kidding?
I'll always be a lemon.Copy !req
58. Well, dad-gum, you're leaking oil again.
Must be your gaskets.Copy !req
59. Hey, but look on the bright side.Copy !req
60. This is your tenth tow this month,
so it's on the house.Copy !req
61. You're the only one
that's nice to lemons like me, Mater.Copy !req
62. Don't sweat it. Shoot,
these things happen to everybody.Copy !req
63. - But you never leak oil.
- Yeah, but I ain't perfect.Copy !req
64. Don't tell nobody, but I think my rust
is starting to show through.Copy !req
65. Hey. Is Lightning McQueen back yet?Copy !req
66. Not yet.Copy !req
67. He must be crazy excited
about winning his fourth Piston Cup.Copy !req
68. Four! Wow!Copy !req
69. Yeah, we're so dad-gum proud of him,
but I wish he'd hurry up and get back,Copy !req
70. 'cause we got a whole summer's worth
of best friend fun to make up for.Copy !req
71. Just me and...Copy !req
72. McQueen!Copy !req
73. - Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- McQueen!Copy !req
74. - Mater! I'm in no hurry!
- Hey, everybody. McQueen's back!Copy !req
75. - Aaah!
- McQueen's back!Copy !req
76. - McQueen's back! McQueen's back!
- Aaah! Oooh-hoo! Oooh-hah!Copy !req
77. McQueen's back!Copy !req
78. Oh, Lightning! Welcome home!Copy !req
79. - Good to have you back, honey!
- Congratulations, man.Copy !req
80. Welcome home, soldier.Copy !req
81. The place wasn't the same without you,
son.Copy !req
82. What? Did he go somewhere?Copy !req
83. - It's good to be home, everybody.Copy !req
84. - Mater!
- McQueen!Copy !req
85. - Mater!
- McQueen!Copy !req
86. Oooh!Copy !req
87. Whoooa!Copy !req
88. Hey,
how far did you make it this time, Otis?Copy !req
89. - Halfway to the county line.
- Ooh, not bad, man!Copy !req
90. I know! I can't believe it either!Copy !req
91. - McQueen! Welcome back!
- Mater, it's so good to see you.Copy !req
92. You too, buddy.Copy !req
93. Oh, man, you ain't going to believe
the things I got planned for us!Copy !req
94. These best friend greetings
get longer every year!Copy !req
95. - You ready to have some serious fun?
- I've got something to show you first.Copy !req
96. Wow.Copy !req
97. I can't believe
they renamed the Piston CupCopy !req
98. after our very own Doc Hudson.Copy !req
99. I know Doc said these things
were just old cups,Copy !req
100. but to have someone else win it
just didn't feel right, you know?Copy !req
101. Doc would've been real proud of you.
That's for sure.Copy !req
102. All right, pal.
I've been waiting all summer for this.Copy !req
103. - What you got planned?
- Ho-ho-ho! You sure you can handle it?Copy !req
104. Do you know who you're talking to?
This is Lightning McQueen!Copy !req
105. I can handle anything.Copy !req
106. Er... Mater?Copy !req
107. Just remember, your brakes
ain't going to work on these!Copy !req
108. - Mater?
- Relax.Copy !req
109. These train tracks
ain't been used in years!Copy !req
110. - Aaaah!Copy !req
111. - Aaaah!
- Faster, faster. Come on. Here we go!Copy !req
112. Faster!Copy !req
113. - Ooh. Wow.Copy !req
114. Yeah, I don't know. Do you think?Copy !req
115. This is going to be good!Copy !req
116. - Did you see that?Copy !req
117. Uh-oh.
This ain't going to be good.Copy !req
118. Ha-ha! Boy, this was the best day ever!Copy !req
119. And my favorite souvenir,
this new dent.Copy !req
120. - Boy, Mater, today was ah...
- Shoot, that was nothing.Copy !req
121. Wait till you see
what I got planned for tonight!Copy !req
122. Mater, Mater, whoa!
I was thinking of just a quiet dinner.Copy !req
123. That's exactly what I was thinkin'.Copy !req
124. - No, I meant with Sally, Mater.
- Even better!Copy !req
125. You, me and Miss Sally
goin' out for supper.Copy !req
126. Mater, I meant it would be
just me and Sally.Copy !req
127. - Oh.
- You know, just for tonight.Copy !req
128. - Oh...
- We'll do whatever you want tomorrow.Copy !req
129. OK.Copy !req
130. - Thanks for understanding.
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
131. - Y'all go on and have fun now.
- All right, then.Copy !req
132. See you soon, amigo.Copy !req
133. Ah, this is so nice.Copy !req
134. I can't tell you how good it is
to be here alone,Copy !req
135. just the two of us, finally.Copy !req
136. - You and me.
Ahem! Good evening.Copy !req
137. - Oh!
- My name is Mater,Copy !req
138. and I'll be your waiter.Copy !req
139. Mater the waiter.
That's funny right there.Copy !req
140. Mater? You work here?Copy !req
141. Yeah, I work here. What'd you think?Copy !req
142. I snuck in here
when nobody was lookin'Copy !req
143. and pretended to be your waiter
so I could hang out with you?Copy !req
144. Oh, yeah.
How ridiculous would that be?Copy !req
145. Can I start you two lovebirds off
with a couple of drinks?Copy !req
146. - Yes. I'll have my usual.
- You know what? I'll have that, too.Copy !req
147. Uh... Right. Your usual.Copy !req
148. - Thanks, man.
- Grazie, Guido.Copy !req
149. - Guido, what's McQueen's usual?Copy !req
150. - Perfect. Give me two of them.
- Quiet! My program's on.Copy !req
151. Tonight on the Mel Dorado Show...Copy !req
152. His story gripped the world.Copy !req
153. Oil billionaire Miles Axlerod,Copy !req
154. in an attempt to become the first car to
circumnavigate the globe without GPS,Copy !req
155. ironically ran out of gas,
and found himself trapped in the wild.Copy !req
156. Feared dead,
he emerged 36 days later,Copy !req
157. running on a fuel he distilled himself
from the natural elements!Copy !req
158. Since then, he's sold his oil fortune,Copy !req
159. converted himself from a gas-guzzler
into an electric carCopy !req
160. and has devoted his life to finding
a renewable, clean-burning fuel.Copy !req
161. Now he claims to have done it
with his allinol.Copy !req
162. And to show the world
what his new super fuel can doCopy !req
163. he's created a racing competition
like no other,Copy !req
164. inviting the greatest championsCopy !req
165. to battle in the first ever
World Grand Prix.Copy !req
166. Welcome, Sir Miles Axlerod.Copy !req
167. Thank you, Mel. It is good to be here.
Listen to me.Copy !req
168. Big oil. It costs a fortune.
Pollution is getting worse.Copy !req
169. I mean, it's a fossil fuel.
"Fossil," as in dead dinosaurs.Copy !req
170. And we all know
what happened to them.Copy !req
171. Alternative energy is the future.
Trust me, Mel.Copy !req
172. After seeing allinol in action
at the World Grand Prix,Copy !req
173. nobody will ever go back
to gasoline again.Copy !req
174. What happened to the dinosaurs, now?Copy !req
175. And on satellite,
a World Grand Prix competitorCopy !req
176. and one of the fastest cars in the world,
Francesco Bernoulli.Copy !req
177. It is an honor, Signore Dorado,
for you.Copy !req
178. Why not invite Lightning McQueen?Copy !req
179. Of course we invited him,Copy !req
180. but apparently after his very long
racing seasonCopy !req
181. he is taking time off to rest.Copy !req
182. The Lightning McQueen would not
have a chance against Francesco.Copy !req
183. I can go over 300 kilometers an hour.Copy !req
184. In miles, that is like...
way faster than McQueen.Copy !req
185. Let's go to the phones.
Baltimore, Maryland, you're on the air.Copy !req
186. - Am [ on? Hello?
- You're on. Go ahead.Copy !req
187. - Hello?
- Go ahead.Copy !req
188. Let's go to Radiator Springs.
You're on, caller.Copy !req
189. That Italian feller
you got on thereCopy !req
190. can't talk that way about
Lightning McQueen.Copy !req
191. He's the bestest race car
in the whole wide world.Copy !req
192. - Uh-oh.
- If he is, how you say,Copy !req
193. "the bestest race car,"
then why must he rest? Huh?Copy !req
194. 'Cause he knows
what's important.Copy !req
195. Every now and then he prefers
Just to slow down, enjoy life.Copy !req
196. Oh! You heard it!
Lightning McQueen prefers to be slow!Copy !req
197. This is not news to Francesco.Copy !req
198. When I want to go to sleep,
I watch one of his races.Copy !req
199. After two laps, I am out cold.Copy !req
200. That ain't what I meant.Copy !req
201. What's going on
over there?Copy !req
202. He is afraid of Francesco.Copy !req
203. That's that
Italian formula car.Copy !req
204. - His name is...
- Francesco Bernoulli.Copy !req
205. - No wonder there's a crowd.
- Why do you know his name?Copy !req
206. And don't say it like that.
It's three syllables, not ten.Copy !req
207. What? He's nice to look at.
You know, open-wheeled and all.Copy !req
208. What's wrong with fenders?
I thought you liked my fenders.Copy !req
209. - Let me tell you something else.
- Mater?Copy !req
210. McQueen could drive circles
around you.Copy !req
211. Driving in circles is all he can-a do,
no?Copy !req
212. No.Copy !req
213. I mean, yes.
I mean, he could beat you anywhere.Copy !req
214. Any time, any track.Copy !req
215. Mel, can we move on?Copy !req
216. Francesco needs a caller
who can provideCopy !req
217. a little more intellectual stimulation,
like a dump truck.Copy !req
218. Ha-ha! That shows what you know.
Dump trucks is dumb.Copy !req
219. Hey! Whoa!Copy !req
220. Yeah, hi. This is Lightning McQueen.Copy !req
221. The Lightning McQueen, huh?Copy !req
222. I don't appreciate my best friend
being insulted like that.Copy !req
223. McQueen, that was your best friend?
Oh!Copy !req
224. This is the difference
between you and Francesco.Copy !req
225. Francesco knows how good he is.Copy !req
226. He does not need to surround himself
with tow trucks to prove it.Copy !req
227. Those are strong words
from a car that is so fragile.Copy !req
228. Fragile! He calls Francesco fragile!Copy !req
229. Not-a so fast, McQueen!Copy !req
230. "Not so fast."
Is that your new motto?Copy !req
231. Motto?Copy !req
232. This sounds like something that needs
to be settled on the race course.Copy !req
233. What do you say, Lightning McQueen?
We've got room for one more racer.Copy !req
234. I would love to,
but my crew is off for the season, so...Copy !req
235. Pit stop.Copy !req
236. You know what? They just got back.Copy !req
237. Deal me in, baby.Copy !req
238. - Ka-chow! Yeah.Copy !req
239. I know, I know.
I just got back, but we won't be long.Copy !req
240. No, don't worry about me.
I've got enough to do here.Copy !req
241. Mater's going to have a blast, though.Copy !req
242. You're bringing Mater, right?Copy !req
243. You never bring him
to any of your races.Copy !req
244. Ah.Copy !req
245. Just let him sit in the pits.
Give him a headset.Copy !req
246. Come on, it will be
the thrill of a lifetime for him.Copy !req
247. - Your drink, sir.
- Mater.Copy !req
248. I didn't taste it!Copy !req
249. How'd you like to come
and see the world with me?Copy !req
250. - You mean it?
- Yeah. You got me into this thing.Copy !req
251. - You're coming along.
- All right!Copy !req
252. Ka-chow!Copy !req
253. Ha-ha!Copy !req
254. Hey!Copy !req
255. Hey, excuse me!Copy !req
256. Domo arigato!Copy !req
257. - Yeah!Copy !req
258. Guido, look. Ferraris and tires.Copy !req
259. - Let's go!
- Ho-ho! Look at this.Copy !req
260. OK, now, Mater, remember,
best behavior.Copy !req
261. - You got it, buddy. Hey, what's that?
- Mater!Copy !req
262. Hey, McQueen! Over here.Copy !req
263. - Lewis!
- Hey, man.Copy !req
264. - Jeff!
- Hey, Lightning.Copy !req
265. Can you believe this party?Copy !req
266. Hey.Copy !req
267. You done good. You got all the leaves.Copy !req
268. - Check out that tow truck.
- Man, I wonder who that guy's with.Copy !req
269. Ah... Will you guys excuse me
just for one little second?Copy !req
270. Ho-ho! Good job!Copy !req
271. Mater!
Listen, this isn't Radiator Springs.Copy !req
272. You're just realizing that?Copy !req
273. Oh-ho! That jet lag really done
a number on you.Copy !req
274. Mater, things are different over here.Copy !req
275. Which means maybe you should,
you know, act a little different, too.Copy !req
276. - Different than what?
- Well, just help me out here.Copy !req
277. You need help? Shoot!
Why didn't you say so?Copy !req
278. That's what a tow truck does.Copy !req
279. - Yeah, I mean...
- Looky there.Copy !req
280. It's Mr. San Francisco.
I'll introduce you.Copy !req
281. - Mater, no!
- Look at me. I'm helping you already.Copy !req
282. Hey, Mr. San Francisco,
I'd like you to meet...Copy !req
283. Ah, Lightning McQueen! Buona sera.Copy !req
284. - Nice to meet you, Francesco.
- Nice to meet you, too.Copy !req
285. You are very good-looking.
Not as good as I thought, but good.Copy !req
286. Excuse me.
Can I get a picture with you?Copy !req
287. Anything for McQueen's friend.Copy !req
288. Miss Sally is going to flip
when she sees this.Copy !req
289. - She's Lightning McQueen's girlfriend.Copy !req
290. - Oooh!
- She's a big fan of yours.Copy !req
291. Hey, she has-a good taste.Copy !req
292. Mater's prone to exaggeration.
I wouldn't say she's a "big fan".Copy !req
293. You're right. She's a huge fan!Copy !req
294. She goes on and on
about your open wheels.Copy !req
295. Mentioning it once doesn't qualify
as going on and on.Copy !req
296. Francesco is familiar
with this reaction to Francesco.Copy !req
297. Women respect a car
that has-a nothing to hide.Copy !req
298. Yeah, er...Copy !req
299. - Let us have a toast.
- Let's.Copy !req
300. I dedicate my win tomorrow
to Miss Sally.Copy !req
301. Oh. Sorry.Copy !req
302. I already dedicated
my win tomorrow to her.Copy !req
303. So, if we both do it,
it's really not so special.Copy !req
304. - Besides, I don't have a drink.
- I'll go get you one.Copy !req
305. Do you mind if I borrow a few bucks
for one of them drinks?Copy !req
306. - They're free.
- Free? Shoot, what am I doing here?Copy !req
307. I should probably go keep an eye
on him. See you at the race.Copy !req
308. Yes, you will see Francesco,
but not like this.Copy !req
309. You will see him like-a this
as he drives away from you.Copy !req
310. Ha! That's cute.Copy !req
311. You had one of those made up
for all the racers?Copy !req
312. - No.Copy !req
313. Okay.Copy !req
314. - Ciao, McQueen!
- He is so getting beat tomorrow!Copy !req
315. PA: Ladies and gentlecars,
Sir Miles Axlerod.Copy !req
316. It is my absolute honor
to introduce to youCopy !req
317. the competitors in the first ever
World Grand Prix.Copy !req
318. From Brazil, Number 8...Copy !req
319. - Oh, hello.
- Hello.Copy !req
320. A Volkswagen Karmann Ghia
has no radiator.Copy !req
321. That's because it's air-cooled.Copy !req
322. Great. I'm Agent Shiftwell.
Holley Shiftwell from the Tokyo station.Copy !req
323. 1 have a message from London.
- Not here.Copy !req
324. Try the canapés on the mezzanine.Copy !req
325. The lab boys analyzed the photo I sent?
What did they learn about the camera?Copy !req
326. It appears to be
a standard television camera.Copy !req
327. They said if you could get closer
photos next time that would be great.Copy !req
328. This was London's message?Copy !req
329. Oh, no. No, sir.Copy !req
330. The oil platforms you were on,Copy !req
331. turns out they're sitting on
the biggest oil reserve in the world.Copy !req
332. How did we miss that?Copy !req
333. They've scrambled
everyone's satellites.Copy !req
334. The Americans discovered it
just before you did.Copy !req
335. They placed an agent on that platform
under deep cover.Copy !req
336. He was able to get a photo of the car
who's running the entire operation.Copy !req
337. Great.Copy !req
338. Who is it?
Has anyone seen the photo yet?Copy !req
339. Nope, not yet.Copy !req
340. The American is here tonight
to pass it to you.Copy !req
341. He'll signal you when he's ready.Copy !req
342. Good, good.Copy !req
343. Oh, no.Copy !req
344. - What is it?
- Change of plan.Copy !req
345. - You're meeting the American.
- What? Me?Copy !req
346. Those thugs down there
were on the oil platform.Copy !req
347. If they see me,
the mission is compromised.Copy !req
348. No, I'm technical. I'm in diagnostics.
I'm... I'm not a field agent.Copy !req
349. You are now.Copy !req
350. I'll take one of them. Thank you.Copy !req
351. Never know which one McQueen
will have a hankering for.Copy !req
352. Hey. What you got here that's free?
How about that pistachio ice cream?Copy !req
353. - No, no, wasabi.
- Same old same old.Copy !req
354. What's up with you?
That looks delicious!Copy !req
355. Er... little more, please.
It is free, right?Copy !req
356. Keep it coming. A little more.Copy !req
357. Come on, let's go. It's free.Copy !req
358. You're gettin' there. Scoop, scoop.Copy !req
359. There ya go!
Now that's a scoop of ice cream!Copy !req
360. And now our last competitor.Copy !req
361. Number 95, Lightning McQueen!Copy !req
362. Ka-chow!Copy !req
363. Thank you so much for having us,
Sir Axlerod.Copy !req
364. I really look forward to racing.
This is a great opportunity.Copy !req
365. Oh, the pleasure is all ours, Lightning.Copy !req
366. You and your team bring
excellence and professionalismCopy !req
367. to this competition.Copy !req
368. Somebody get me water! Aah!Copy !req
369. Oh, sweet relief. Sweet relief.Copy !req
370. Whatever you do,
do not eat the free pistachio ice cream.Copy !req
371. It has turned.Copy !req
372. - Sir Axlerod, I can explain.Copy !req
373. - This is Mater. He's...
- I know him.Copy !req
374. This is the bloke that called in
to the television show.Copy !req
375. - You're the one I have to thank.
- No, thank you.Copy !req
376. This trip's been amazin'.Copy !req
377. Ah. He's a little excited, isn't he?Copy !req
378. - Mater!
- But wait, I... Oh, shoot.Copy !req
379. - Mater.
- Has anyone got a towel?Copy !req
380. Mater, get a hold of yourself.
You're making a scene!Copy !req
381. - But I never leak oil. Never.
- Go take care of yourself right now!Copy !req
382. Comin' through! Leakin' oil.
Where's the bathroom? Thank you.Copy !req
383. I got to go. Oh, er...Copy !req
384. Er...Copy !req
385. - Sorry, ladies.Copy !req
386. I'm leakin'. I never leak. I never leak.Copy !req
387. I never leak, I never leak, I never leak.Copy !req
388. Oh, oh, I never leak. Oooh!Copy !req
389. I never leak, I never leak, never...Copy !req
390. Wow-wee!Copy !req
391. What in the...?Copy !req
392. Hey, that tickles!Copy !req
393. Waaargh!Copy !req
394. Okay, McMissile. I'm here.
It's time for the drop.Copy !req
395. OK, so, the American has activated
his tracking beacon.Copy !req
396. Roger that. Move in.Copy !req
397. Stop! Hey!Copy !req
398. - Oh, you've got to be joking.
- What's the problem?Copy !req
399. - He's in the loo.
- So, go in!Copy !req
400. - I can't go into the men's loo!
- Time is of the essence.Copy !req
401. All right.Copy !req
402. Oh! Whatever you do,
I would not go in there!Copy !req
403. Hey! A Gremlin and a Pacer!Copy !req
404. No offense to your makes and models,Copy !req
405. but you break down harder
than my cousin BetsyCopy !req
406. after she got left at the altar!Copy !req
407. What the...? Whoa. Are you OK?Copy !req
408. - I'm fine.
- Hey! Tow truck!Copy !req
409. We'd like to get to our private business
here, if you don't mind.Copy !req
410. Oh, yeah, sorry.Copy !req
411. Don't let me get in the way
of your private business.Copy !req
412. Oh, a little advice. When you hear
a giggle and see that waterfall,Copy !req
413. you best press that green button.Copy !req
414. - Thank you.
- It's to adjust the temperature.Copy !req
415. - Got it.
- And it's in Celsius, not Fahrenheit.Copy !req
416. Get out of here!Copy !req
417. All right, then. And when she starts
gigglin', prepare to be squirted.Copy !req
418. 'Scuse me, ma'am.Copy !req
419. Dad-gum pistachio ice cream.Copy !req
420. - This cannot be him.
Is he American?Copy !req
421. Look out, ladies.
Mater's fittin' to get funky.Copy !req
422. - Extremely.
- Then it's him.Copy !req
423. - Hello.
- Well, hello.Copy !req
424. A Volkswagen Karmann Ghia
has no radiator.Copy !req
425. Well, of course it doesn't.
That's 'cause it's air-cooled.Copy !req
426. Perfect.
Erm... I'm from the Tokyo Station.Copy !req
427. 'Course, Karmann Ghias
weren't the only ones.Copy !req
428. Besides the Beetles, you had Type 3
Squarebacks with the Pancake motors.Copy !req
429. - Yeah, OK. I get it.
- And before both of themCopy !req
430. there's the Type 2 buses.Copy !req
431. - My buddy Fillmore's one of them.
- Listen!Copy !req
432. Erm... We should find somewhere
more private.Copy !req
433. Gee, don't you think that's a little...?Copy !req
434. You're right. Impossible to know
which areas here are compromised.Copy !req
435. - So, when can I see you again?
- Well, let's see.Copy !req
436. - Tomorrow I'll be out there at the races.
- Got it.Copy !req
437. We'll rendezvous then.Copy !req
438. - There you are. Where have you been?
- What's a "rendezvous"?Copy !req
439. - Er... It's like a date.
- A date?Copy !req
440. Mater, what's going on?Copy !req
441. What's going on is
ll got me a date tomorrow.Copy !req
442. - Guido don't believe you.Copy !req
443. Believe it.
My new girlfriend just said so.Copy !req
444. Hey, there she is. Hey! Hey, lady!Copy !req
445. See you tomorrow!Copy !req
446. - Guido still don't believe you.Copy !req
447. - I got to admit, you tricked us real good.
- And we don't like being tricked.Copy !req
448. What's so funny?Copy !req
449. Well, I was just wearing a disguise.
You guys are stuck looking like that.Copy !req
450. Allinol? Thanks, fellas.
I hear this stuff is good for you.Copy !req
451. So you think.Copy !req
452. Allinol by itself is good for you.Copy !req
453. But after microscopic examinationCopy !req
454. I have found
that it has one small weakness.Copy !req
455. When hit with
an electromagnetic pulse,Copy !req
456. it becomes extremely dangerous.Copy !req
457. Smile for the camera.Copy !req
458. Is that all you want? I got a whole act.Copy !req
459. You were very interested in this camera
on the oil platform.Copy !req
460. Now, you will witness
what it really does.Copy !req
461. - Whatever you say, Professor.
- You talked up a lot of cars last night.Copy !req
462. - Which one's your associate?
- Your mother.Copy !req
463. Oh, no, I'm sorry, it was your sister.
I can't tell them apart these days.Copy !req
464. Could I start it now, Professor Z?Copy !req
465. Go 50% power.Copy !req
466. This camera is actually
an electromagnetic pulse emitter.Copy !req
467. What about her? Did you give it to her?Copy !req
468. The allinol is now heating to a boil,Copy !req
469. dramatically expanding, causing the
engine block to crack under the stress,Copy !req
470. forcing oil
into the combustion chamber.Copy !req
471. How about him? Did you talk to him?Copy !req
472. What do I care?
I can replace an engine block.Copy !req
473. You may be able to,
but after full impact of the pulse...Copy !req
474. unfortunately...
there will be nothing to replace.Copy !req
475. How about him?
Does he have it?Copy !req
476. That's him. He's the one.Copy !req
477. - Roger that, Professor Z.
- No!Copy !req
478. Yes, sir.Copy !req
479. We believe the infiltrator has passed
along sensitive information.Copy !req
480. I will take care of it
before any damage can be done.Copy !req
481. The project is still on schedule.Copy !req
482. You will find the second agent
and kill him.Copy !req
483. Japan, land of the rising sun,Copy !req
484. where ancient tradition
meets modern technology.Copy !req
485. Welcome to the inaugural running
of the World Grand Prix.Copy !req
486. I'm Brent Mustangburger
with racing legendsCopy !req
487. Darrell Cartrip and David Hobbscap.Copy !req
488. There's never been a competition
like this before.Copy !req
489. First, allinol, making its debut tonightCopy !req
490. as the required fuel
for all these great champions.Copy !req
491. Second, the course itself.Copy !req
492. And it's like nothing
we've ever seen before.Copy !req
493. David, how exactly
does this competition work?Copy !req
494. All three of these street courses are
classic round-the-house racetracks.Copy !req
495. This means that the IMP
and formula carsCopy !req
496. should break out of the gate
in spectacular fashion.Copy !req
497. Look for Francesco Bernoulli,
in particular, to lead early.Copy !req
498. And with technical turns throughout,
GT and touring cars,Copy !req
499. like Spain's Miguel Camino,
should make up groundCopy !req
500. but I doubt it'll be enough
to stop FrancescoCopy !req
501. from absolutely running away with it.Copy !req
502. Whoa now. Hold your horsepower.Copy !req
503. You forget the most important factor -Copy !req
504. that early dirt track section
of the course.Copy !req
505. The dirt is supposed to be
the equalizer in this race.Copy !req
506. French rally car
Raoul CaRouleCopy !req
507. is counting on a big boost
through there.Copy !req
508. And don't forget
Lightning McQueen.Copy !req
509. His mentor, the Hudson Hornet,Copy !req
510. was one of the greatest
dirt track racers of all time.Copy !req
511. In my opinion, McQueen is the best
all-around racer in this competition.Copy !req
512. Really, Darrell, you need
to clean your windshield.Copy !req
513. You're clearly not seeing this
for what it is: Francesco's race to lose.Copy !req
514. It's time to find out.
The racers are locking into the grid.Copy !req
515. Speed. I am speed.Copy !req
516. Really? You are speed?Copy !req
517. Then Francesco is triple speed.Copy !req
518. Francesco is triple speed.Copy !req
519. Ho-ho! Francesco likes-a this McQueen.Copy !req
520. It's-a really getting him into the zone.Copy !req
521. He is so getting beat today.Copy !req
522. - Your suspension sets look good.
- Tire pressure is excellent!Copy !req
523. - He's got plenty of fuel.
- And he's awesome.Copy !req
524. - Why is he in the pits? He's so exposed.
- It's his cover.Copy !req
525. One of the best I've seen, too.
Look at the detail on that rust.Copy !req
526. It must have cost him a fortune.Copy !req
527. - But why hasn't he contacted us yet?
- There's probably heat on him.Copy !req
528. - Be patient.
- Right, of course.Copy !req
529. - He'll signal us when he can.
- Then we find out who's behind all this.Copy !req
530. As they head into the palace
hairpin, Francesco builds an early lead.Copy !req
531. Hang on, boys.
Here comes the dirt.Copy !req
532. Slipping and sliding, baby.Copy !req
533. McQueen,
it's time to make your move!Copy !req
534. Get on the outside
and show 'im what Doc taught you.Copy !req
535. 10-4, Mater.Copy !req
536. Oh, boy! Francesco? brought
to a screeching halt!Copy !req
537. Lightning McQueen
is the first to take advantage.Copy !req
538. And just like that, folks,
Francesco's lead is left in the dust.Copy !req
539. Nice call, Mater.
Keep it up.Copy !req
540. Whoa-boo!Copy !req
541. McQueen looks happier than a roll bar
at a demolition derby!Copy !req
542. Everyone's jostling for position
as we hit the asphalt again.Copy !req
543. Francesco lost a lot of momentum
in the dirt.Copy !req
544. He's got serious work ahead of
him if he wants to get back in this race.Copy !req
545. The racers hit the Rainbow
Bridge, with its 360-degree loop.Copy !req
546. It is time.
- Roger that.Copy !req
547. Oh!
Miguel Camino has blown an engine!Copy !req
548. Very unusual, Darrell.
He's been so consistent all year.Copy !req
549. - You got to be kidding me.
- What is it?Copy !req
550. - The tow truck from the bathroom.
- The bathroom?Copy !req
551. The one the American agent
passed the device to.Copy !req
552. - What about him?
- He's in the pits!Copy !req
553. Not for long.Copy !req
554. - Hold on. I think I've got something.
- What is it?Copy !req
555. The Pacer from the party last night.Copy !req
556. I'm cross-referencing with the photos
from the oil derricks.Copy !req
557. Yep. His VIN numbers match.Copy !req
558. Anyone with him?
He won't be alone.Copy !req
559. Conducting analysis on the target.
He's not the only one here.Copy !req
560. Three, five... They're everywhere.
And they're all closing in on...Copy !req
561. Oh, no! Finn? Finn, where are you?Copy !req
562. Get him out of the pits. Now!Copy !req
563. Wow! Some of them fellers
is really loud!Copy !req
564. Can you hear me? Over.
- What?Copy !req
565. Get out of the pit now! Do you hear me?Copy !req
566. Hey. I know you! You're that girl
from the party last night.Copy !req
567. You wanna do our date now?Copy !req
568. Guys, too much chatter.
Let's keep this line clear.Copy !req
569. Smoke from number 10,
Clutchgoneski!Copy !req
570. Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
571. There's no time for
messing about! Get out of the pits!Copy !req
572. Is there going to be cable where you is
so I can watch the rest of the race?Copy !req
573. You're running out of time!
- They're coming. Get him out of there!Copy !req
574. I'm trying. Get out now.Copy !req
575. I usually like to have a proper detailin'
done before I meet a lady friend.Copy !req
576. Huh?Copy !req
577. - Finn McMissile! But you're dead!
- Then this shouldn't hurt.Copy !req
578. Miss Shiftwell?Copy !req
579. I've got him in the back alleys
east of the garages.Copy !req
580. Multiple assailants
are closing in quickly.Copy !req
581. Keep him moving. I'm on my way.Copy !req
582. Hey, new lady friend,
you like flowers?Copy !req
583. What?Copy !req
584. No! Don't go in anywhere.
Just keep moving.Copy !req
585. - Stay outside. Got you.
- Outside?Copy !req
586. Whoa! McQueen
suddenly moves to the outside.Copy !req
587. / cannot believe what I saw.Copy !req
588. That was a bonehead move
to open up the inside like that!Copy !req
589. That might have cost McQueen
the victory!Copy !req
590. This time, I'm going to make sure
you stay dead!Copy !req
591. You're doing brilliantly.
Now just stay focused.Copy !req
592. What's that? You want me
to head toward that ruckus?Copy !req
593. No! Don't go down that street.Copy !req
594. Ohh!Copy !req
595. Hi-yah!Copy !req
596. Wow! A live karate demonstration!Copy !req
597. Stop it, Mater. Just sign off.Copy !req
598. Aaargh!Copy !req
599. And here they come,
the two leaders.Copy !req
600. Bumper to bumper
as they approach the finish line!Copy !req
601. - It's close!
Francesco's the winner!Copy !req
602. McQueen's number two.Copy !req
603. That was cool!
Can I get your autograph?Copy !req
604. Where'd he go?Copy !req
605. Our rendezvous has been
Jeopardized. Keep the device safe.Copy !req
606. - We'll be in touch.
- Dad-gum, did I miss our date?Copy !req
607. - Francesco!
- Francesco, over here.Copy !req
608. What was your strategy today?Copy !req
609. Strategia?
Francesco needs-a no strategy.Copy !req
610. It's-a very simple.Copy !req
611. You start the race, wait for Lightning
McQueen to choke, pass him, then win.Copy !req
612. Francesco always-a wins. It's-a boring.Copy !req
613. You were in trouble
for a while.Copy !req
614. That dirt track section
had you crawling.Copy !req
615. To truly crush one's dream, you must
first raise their hopes very high.Copy !req
616. - Mater!
- Hey, McQueen! What happened?Copy !req
617. Is the race over? You won, right?Copy !req
618. Why were you yelling at me
while I was racing?Copy !req
619. Yelling? Oh, you thought...
That's funny right there.Copy !req
620. No, that's 'cause I seen
these two fellers doingCopy !req
621. some karate street performance.Copy !req
622. It was nutso.
One of 'em even had a flame-thrower.Copy !req
623. A flame-thrower?
What are you talking about?Copy !req
624. - I don't understand. Where were you?
- Going to meet my date.Copy !req
625. Your date?Copy !req
626. She started talkin' to me as a voice
in my head, tellin' me where to go.Copy !req
627. - What?
- Wait a minute.Copy !req
628. - I didn't screw ya up, did 1?
- I lost the race because of you!Copy !req
629. Oh. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.Copy !req
630. An imaginary girlfriend?
Flame-throwers?Copy !req
631. This is exactly why I don't bring you
along to these things.Copy !req
632. Maybe if I, I don't know,Copy !req
633. talk to somebody and explained
what happened, I could help.Copy !req
634. I don't need your help!
I don't want your help!Copy !req
635. Hey, there he is!Copy !req
636. - McQueen, you had it in the bag!
- Yeah! What happened?Copy !req
637. I made a mistake.Copy !req
638. But I can assure you,
it won't happen again.Copy !req
639. Look, we know what the problem is
and we've taken care of it.Copy !req
640. Lightning McQueen loses
in the last lap to Francesco BernoulliCopy !req
641. in the first race of the World Grand Prix.Copy !req
642. And three - count 'em -
three cars flamed outCopy !req
643. leaving some to suggest that their fuel,
allinol, might be to blame.Copy !req
644. Allinol is safe. Alternative fuel is safe.Copy !req
645. There is no way my fuel
caused these cars to flame out.Copy !req
646. The jury may still be out on whether
allinol caused these accidents,Copy !req
647. but one thing's for sure,Copy !req
648. Lightning McQueen blew this race.Copy !req
649. Team McQueen
can't be happy right now.Copy !req
650. Welcome to
Tokyo International Airport.Copy !req
651. - Come with me, please, sir.
- But I'm 'onna miss my plane.Copy !req
652. - Right this way.
- Ah, doggone it.Copy !req
653. This is about my hook, ain't it?Copy !req
654. I know I should have checked it,
but I can't, really.Copy !req
655. Look. It's attached to me.Copy !req
656. Hey, I know you. You're that feller
from the karate demonstration.Copy !req
657. I never properly introduced myself.Copy !req
658. Finn McMissile. British Intelligence.Copy !req
659. Tow Mater. Average intelligence.Copy !req
660. Who are you with? FBI? CIA?Copy !req
661. Let's just say I'm AAA affiliated.Copy !req
662. I know some karate.Copy !req
663. I don't want to brag or nuttin',
but I got me a black fan belt.Copy !req
664. - Wanna see some moves I made up?
- You're being followed.Copy !req
665. This first one,
ll can reach into a car's hoodCopy !req
666. pull out his battery,
and show it to him before he stalls.Copy !req
667. I call it, "What I accidentally did
to my friend Luigi once."Copy !req
668. Hey! Hi-yah-pah!Copy !req
669. - Hi-yah!
- There he is!Copy !req
670. Hi-hi-tah! Huh!Copy !req
671. Look, I probably ought to go.
I'm about to miss my flight.Copy !req
672. - Don't worry. I've taken care of that.
- Whoa!Copy !req
673. Hang on!Copy !req
674. Whoa-hah-hah!Copy !req
675. This is first-class service.Copy !req
676. You don't even have to go
through the terminal!Copy !req
677. Your karate partners is back there.Copy !req
678. They look like
they tryin' to catch up!Copy !req
679. Drive forward.
Whatever you do, don't stop!Copy !req
680. - Whoa!
- Whoa!Copy !req
681. Whoa...Copy !req
682. Is everything okay back there?Copy !req
683. Finn, it's Sid. I'm on approach.Copy !req
684. Roger that.Copy !req
685. 'Member that whole thing about me
not stoppin' no matter what?Copy !req
686. I knew I shoulda done carry-on!Copy !req
687. Thanks, old boy.Copy !req
688. - You got it, mate.
Hey, doggonit!Copy !req
689. Look, it's my imaginary girlfriend!Copy !req
690. Come on! Get in here!Copy !req
691. I tell you what, you really do
want this first date, don't ya?Copy !req
692. That's a no-quit attitude right there.Copy !req
693. - What the...?Copy !req
694. - Aargh!
Hold on, Sid.Copy !req
695. Aargh!Copy !req
696. Come on, Finn! It's now or never!Copy !req
697. Hold on!Copy !req
698. By the time you read this, I will
be safely on an airplane flying home.Copy !req
699. I'm so sorry for what I did.Copy !req
700. "I don't want to be
the cause of you losing any more races.Copy !req
701. "1 want you to go prove to the world
what I already know.Copy !req
702. "That you are the greatest race car
in the whole wide world.Copy !req
703. "Your best friend, Mater."Copy !req
704. - I didn't really want him to leave.Copy !req
705. Wait, there's more here.Copy !req
706. "PS. Please tell the hotelCopy !req
707. "I didn't mean to order that movie.Copy !req
708. “1 thought it was just a preview
and I didn't realize I was paying for it.Copy !req
709. "PPS. That's funny right there. PP."Copy !req
710. There are a few more pages
of PS's here.Copy !req
711. Well, at least I know
if he's at home, he'll be safe.Copy !req
712. That's how I like to start the day.Copy !req
713. You never feel more alive
than when you're almost dead.Copy !req
714. Yeah.
I hope that device didn't fall off.Copy !req
715. Whoa!Copy !req
716. That's the closest I ever been
to missin' my flight.Copy !req
717. That was... Oh!Copy !req
718. - Still in one piece? Great.
I've got to go to a doctor.Copy !req
719. I get these sharp pains
in my undercarriage.Copy !req
720. - Downloading the photo now.
- Let me introduce you two.Copy !req
721. This here is Finn McSomethin'
or other.Copy !req
722. He's a first-class VIP
airport whatchamacallit.Copy !req
723. And, Finn, this here is my date.Copy !req
724. I never did get your name.Copy !req
725. Oh, yes, sorry. It's Shiftwell.
Holley Shiftwell.Copy !req
726. It's Shiftwell. Holley...Copy !req
727. Finally.
Time to see who's behind all this.Copy !req
728. What is this?Copy !req
729. That's one of the worst engines
ever made.Copy !req
730. It's an old aluminum V8 with a Lucas
electrical system and Whitworth bolts.Copy !req
731. Shoot, them Whitworth bolts is a pain,
tell you what.Copy !req
732. Them ain't metric, they ain't inches.Copy !req
733. Yes, OK, but whose engine is this?Copy !req
734. It's kinda hard to tell from this picture,
ain't it?Copy !req
735. - But you took it.
- Holley.Copy !req
736. Oh. Right! Yes, of course.Copy !req
737. A good agent gets what he can,
then gets out before he's killed.Copy !req
738. Agent? You mean, like,
insurance agent? Like...Copy !req
739. Like a good neighbor,
Mater is there!Copy !req
740. Wait! You mean secret agents!
You guys is spies!Copy !req
741. In how many makes and models
did this type of engine appear?Copy !req
742. It was standard in seven models
over a 12-year period.Copy !req
743. At least 35,000 cars were made
with this engine.Copy !req
744. - You're purty.
- Yes, thank you.Copy !req
745. - And so nice.
- Just pay attention.Copy !req
746. This seems like a dead end.Copy !req
747. If there was something in the photo that
could narrow this down, I'd be happier.Copy !req
748. You might not be happy,
but I bet this feller is.Copy !req
749. See how he's had most of his parts
replaced?Copy !req
750. And see all them boxes over there?Copy !req
751. Them's all original parts.
They ain't easy to come by.Copy !req
752. - Rare parts?
- That's something we can track.Copy !req
753. Exactly.Copy !req
754. Well done, Mater.
I would never have seen that.Copy !req
755. I know of a black-market parts dealer
in Paris, a treacherous lowlife,Copy !req
756. but he's the only car in the world
who can tell us whose engine this is.Copy !req
757. What would you say to setting up
an informal task force on this one?Copy !req
758. Wait. What?Copy !req
759. You obviously have experience
in the field.Copy !req
760. Yeah, I live right next to one.Copy !req
761. I don't know.Copy !req
762. I ain't exactly been much help
to anybody recently.Copy !req
763. You're helping me.
Please, Mater.Copy !req
764. Well... Okay.Copy !req
765. But you know
I'm just a tow truck, right?Copy !req
766. Right. And I'm just
in the import-export business.Copy !req
767. - Siddeley?
- Yes, Finn?Copy !req
768. Paris. Tout de suite.Copy !req
769. Yeah, two of them sweets for me,
too, Sid.Copy !req
770. I always wanted to be a spy.Copy !req
771. Really? Me, too.Copy !req
772. - Afterburners, sir?
- Is there any other way?Copy !req
773. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
774. Once we're inside, stay close.Copy !req
775. Don't bother checking VIN numbers.
They're all dodgy here.Copy !req
776. Got it.Copy !req
777. Don't talk to anyone,
don't look at anyone,Copy !req
778. and absolutely, positively no idling.
Are we clear?Copy !req
779. Yes. No idling. Yes, sir.Copy !req
780. - Mater?
- Yeah, Finn?Copy !req
781. - We're not here to go shopping.
- Shoppin'? What do you mean?Copy !req
782. Why would I...Copy !req
783. Dad-gum.Copy !req
784. - Part for sales, monsieur.
- Monsieur, part for sale.Copy !req
785. They got everything here. No!Copy !req
786. Look at them hoods!
I could use a hood.Copy !req
787. Sorry, fellers. I got to go!Copy !req
788. Wow. Whoa. He-he!Copy !req
789. Do what?Copy !req
790. Excuse me. What are you selling?Copy !req
791. Headlights, monsieur, headlights?Copy !req
792. - What in the...?
- Two for one.Copy !req
793. - I give you good price!
- I'm good!Copy !req
794. There you are.
- There is some great bargains here.Copy !req
795. - Mater, get back!
- Imbécile!Copy !req
796. Hey, wait for me!Copy !req
797. Ahhhhhh!Copy !req
798. Ag-g-g-h!Copy !req
799. - Have you lost your mind?
- But I thought...Copy !req
800. This chap needs a tow.
Hook him up.Copy !req
801. Sure thing.Copy !req
802. You rusty piece of junk!
Get your dirty hook off me!Copy !req
803. Electroshock! Are you kidding me?Copy !req
804. This is her first field assignment. She
didn't know you were my informant.Copy !req
805. - Informant?
- A rookie, huh?Copy !req
806. I never liked new car smell.Copy !req
807. Tomber was doing 20-to-life
in a Moroccan impoundCopy !req
808. the first time I saved him,
if I recall correctly.Copy !req
809. Speaking of recalls, you're getting up
there in mileage, aren't you?Copy !req
810. All right, we get it. You both know
each other, you're both old.Copy !req
811. So, here you go, informant.
Inform us.Copy !req
812. Beuck!
That is the worst motor ever made.Copy !req
813. Wait. That oil filter.
Those wheel bearings.Copy !req
814. Do those parts look familiar, Tomber?Copy !req
815. They should. I sold them.Copy !req
816. To whom?
- No idea.Copy !req
817. He's my best customer, but he always
does his business over the phone.Copy !req
818. I was always wondering
why he needs so many parts.Copy !req
819. Now I know.Copy !req
820. A lemon needs parts.
Ain't nothin' truer than that.Copy !req
821. - Lemon?
- Yeah. Cars that don't ever work right.Copy !req
822. Lemons is a tow truck's
bread and butter.Copy !req
823. Like 'em Gremlins and Pacers
we run into at the partyCopy !req
824. and the race and the airport.Copy !req
825. Pull up the pictures
from the oil platform.Copy !req
826. I want to know what other type of cars
were out there.Copy !req
827. Right. Let's see.
There were Hugos and Trunkovs.Copy !req
828. Are these cars considered lemons?Copy !req
829. Is the Popemobile Catholic?Copy !req
830. Everyone involved in this plot
is one of history's biggest loser cars.Copy !req
831. And they're all taking their orders
from the car behind this engine.Copy !req
832. - Ah. This explains it.
- What, Tomber?Copy !req
833. Gremlin, Pacer, Hugo
and Trunkov never get together,Copy !req
834. but they are having a secret meeting
in two days.Copy !req
835. - Where's this meeting taking place?
- Porto Corsa, Italy.Copy !req
836. That's where the next race is!Copy !req
837. There's a good chance
our mystery engine will be there, too.Copy !req
838. Your chances are more than good.Copy !req
839. I just sent him a new clutch assembly
yesterday. To Porto Corsa.Copy !req
840. Contact Stevenson
and have him meet us at Gare de Lyon.Copy !req
841. Good work.Copy !req
842. That three-wheeled feller
had to be right about a big meetin'.Copy !req
843. You never see this many lemons
in one town.Copy !req
844. 'Less there's a swap meet.Copy !req
845. How'd you get all them pictures?Copy !req
846. I reprogrammed Porto Corsa's red light
cameras to do recognition scans.Copy !req
847. Wow. Not only is you the purtiest car
I ever met, but you're the smartest, too.Copy !req
848. Thank you... I think.Copy !req
849. That's a familiar sight.
A Hugo being towed.Copy !req
850. But he looks absolutely perfect!Copy !req
851. Of course! They must be the heads
of the lemon families.Copy !req
852. Makes sense. If I was rich
and broke down every day,Copy !req
853. I'd hire me to tow me
around all the time, too!Copy !req
854. We've got to infiltrate that meeting
to find out who's behind all this.Copy !req
855. - Hang on a minute. Hold still.
- Ow!Copy !req
856. Ah-ha. Good job, Miss Shiftwell.Copy !req
857. Thank you, Finn.Copy !req
858. Boy, I sure wish my friends
could see me now.Copy !req
859. Guido,
your eyes do not deceive you.Copy !req
860. We are in Italy. We are home.Copy !req
861. Hey, Luigi.
Which way to the hotel, man?Copy !req
862. What? No friend of mine
will stay in a hotel in-a my village.Copy !req
863. You will stay with my...
Uncle Topolino-0-0-o!Copy !req
864. Luigi! Guido!Copy !req
865. How do they do it?Copy !req
866. These are the same ingredients
as back home, but it tastes so good.Copy !req
867. - It's organic, man.
- Treehugger.Copy !req
868. Hey, race car.Copy !req
869. You look so down, so low.Copy !req
870. Is like you have flat tires.Copy !req
871. She said you look like you are starving,Copy !req
872. that she's gonna make you a big meal
and fatten you up.Copy !req
873. Oh, no.Copy !req
874. Mama Topolino, please,
you don't need to make a fuss.Copy !req
875. Capisco. I understand.Copy !req
876. Is a problem, yes,
between you and a friend?Copy !req
877. How did you know that?Copy !req
878. A wise car hears one word
and understands two.Copy !req
879. That, and Luigi told me.Copy !req
880. While Mama cooks,
come and take a stroll with me.Copy !req
881. I brought my friend Mater along
on the tripCopy !req
882. and I told him he needed
to act different,Copy !req
883. that we weren't in Radiator Springs.Copy !req
884. This Mater is a close friend?Copy !req
885. He's my best friend.Copy !req
886. Then why would you ask him to be
someone else?Copy !req
887. What did I do?Copy !req
888. I said some things during our fight.Copy !req
889. You know, back when Guido and Luigi
used to work for me,Copy !req
890. they would fight over everything.Copy !req
891. They fight over what Ferrari
was the best Ferrari,Copy !req
892. which one of them looked
more like a Ferrari.Copy !req
893. There were even
some non-Ferrari fights.Copy !req
894. So I tell them, "Va bene, it's OK to fight.Copy !req
895. "Everybody fights now and then,
especially best friends.Copy !req
896. "But you got to make up fast.Copy !req
897. "No fight more important
than friendship."Copy !req
898. - What does that mean?
- Whoever find a friend, find a treasure.Copy !req
899. Now, mangia. Eat!Copy !req
900. Finn, one hour to Porto Corsa.Copy !req
901. Thank you, Stevenson.Copy !req
902. - That should just about do it.
- Perfect.Copy !req
903. So, Mater, it's voice-activated.Copy !req
904. But everything's voice-activated
these days.Copy !req
905. What? I thought you was supposed
to be makin' me a disguise.Copy !req
906. Voice recognized.
Disguise program initiated.Copy !req
907. Cool!Copy !req
908. Computer, make me a German truck.Copy !req
909. - Request acknowledged.
- Check it out! I'm wearing Materhosen.Copy !req
910. Make me a monster truck!Copy !req
911. - Request acknowledged.
- What the...?Copy !req
912. I vant to siphon your gas!Copy !req
913. - Now make me a taco truck!
- Request acknowledged.Copy !req
914. - A funny car!
- Request acknowledged.Copy !req
915. The idea is to keep a low profile, Mater.Copy !req
916. So I just go in, pretend to be this truck.Copy !req
917. - And leave the rest to us.
- Now, hold still.Copy !req
918. I have to do the final fitting
on your disguise.Copy !req
919. That's no good. Hm.Copy !req
920. Hey. What are you doin'?Copy !req
921. The disguise won't calibrate effectively
without a smooth surface to graft onto.Copy !req
922. For a second there, I thought
you was tryin' to fix my dents.Copy !req
923. - Yes, I was.
- Then, no, thank you.Copy !req
924. I don't get them dents buffed,
pulled, filled or painted by nobody.Copy !req
925. - They way too valuable.
- Your dents are valuable? Really?Copy !req
926. I come by each one of 'em with
my best friend, Lightning McQueen.Copy !req
927. I don't fix these.
I wanna remember these dents forever.Copy !req
928. So, you were being serious in Paris?
McQueen isn't just part of your cover.Copy !req
929. Friendships can be dangerous
in our line of work, Mater.Copy !req
930. But my line of work
is towin' and salvage.Copy !req
931. Right. And Miss Shiftwell's
is designing iPhone apps.Copy !req
932. - No, I meant for real.
- It's OK. I'll work around the dent.Copy !req
933. - Oh...
- In the meantime...Copy !req
934. you look a little light on weapons.Copy !req
935. You are looking live
at beautifulCopy !req
936. Porto Corsa, Italy,
on the [Italian Riviera.Copy !req
937. What a magnificent setting for the
second race of the World Grand Prix!Copy !req
938. Brent, they call this place
the "Gem of the Riviera,"Copy !req
939. and it's easy to see why.Copy !req
940. With its secluded beaches
and opulent casinos,Copy !req
941. Porto Corsa truly is a playground
for the wealthy.Copy !req
942. And everyone who's anyone
is here today,Copy !req
943. from the ultra-rich and super-famousCopy !req
944. to world leaders
and important dignitaries.Copy !req
945. You aren't kidding, David.Copy !req
946. You can't do a three-point turn
without bumping into some celebrity.Copy !req
947. Welcome, everyone, to the second race
of the World Grand Prix,Copy !req
948. where the big news
continues to be allinol.Copy !req
949. Sir Miles Axlerod spoke to the press
earlier todayCopy !req
950. to answer questions about its safety.Copy !req
951. An independent panel of scientists
has determinedCopy !req
952. that allinol is completely safe, okay?Copy !req
953. Safe. There it is.Copy !req
954. So the race will go on, folks.Copy !req
955. But the question everyone is asking:Copy !req
956. will the real
Lightning McQueen show up today?Copy !req
957. He'd better.
Talk about a home track advantage.Copy !req
958. Francesco Bernoulli
grew up racing on this course.Copy !req
959. Signore e signori, in the
pole position, Numero Uno, Francesco!Copy !req
960. Bellissima!
Thank you for your support!Copy !req
961. And your big mistake, McQueen!Copy !req
962. In secondo position,Copy !req
963. numero 95, Lightning-a McQueen-a!Copy !req
964. McQueen-3, is-a everything OK?Copy !req
965. If you're worried about your fuel, man,
don't. It's perfectly safe.Copy !req
966. No, guys,
I just really wish Mater were here.Copy !req
967. Francesco understands, McQueen.Copy !req
968. Oh, great, here it comes.Copy !req
969. What do you got, Francesco?Copy !req
970. For famous race cars like Francesco
and, well, you,Copy !req
971. to be far away from home is not easy.Copy !req
972. I think you forgot
the insulting part of that insult.Copy !req
973. Is-a no insult.Copy !req
974. When-a Francesco is away from home,
he misses his mama,Copy !req
975. just like-a you miss
your tow truck amico.Copy !req
976. Gee, I maybe misjudged you,
because that's exactly...Copy !req
977. Of course, I am at home,
and my mama is right here.Copy !req
978. Mama!Copy !req
979. Don't worry, Mama,
McQueen is very sad.Copy !req
980. I will beat his cry-baby bottom today!Copy !req
981. And there's the insult we were missing.Copy !req
982. Darrell, the racers
are settling in as they headCopy !req
983. to the Italian countryside.Copy !req
984. Whoa, boy!Copy !req
985. This is gonna be a great race.Copy !req
986. Gremlins.
Man, those are some ugly cars.Copy !req
987. Look like someone stole their trunks.Copy !req
988. My grand-a father has-a broken down.Copy !req
989. If-a one of-a you would help,
I would be so thankful.Copy !req
990. Sounds like you need
some roadside assistance.Copy !req
991. - She was talking to me.
- Really? Prove it.Copy !req
992. Don't-a fight over me.Copy !req
993. Signore Tow Truck, per favore.Copy !req
994. Get ready, Mater.
You're on any moment now.Copy !req
995. I don't know about this.
What if I screw things up?Copy !req
996. Impossible.Copy !req
997. Just apply the same level of dedicationCopy !req
998. you've been using to play
the idiot tow truck, and you'll be fine.Copy !req
999. It's just that them guys look purty tough
and... Wait, did you say "idiot"?Copy !req
1000. - Is that how you see me?
That's how everyone sees you.Copy !req
1001. Isn't that the idea?Copy !req
1002. I tell you, that's the genius of it.Copy !req
1003. No one realizes they're being fooledCopy !req
1004. because they're too busy laughing
at the fool.Copy !req
1005. Brilliant!Copy !req
1006. - Why aren't you in disguise?
- I er...Copy !req
1007. - Come on! There's no time! Go!
- OK. OK.Copy !req
1008. - Computer, disguise!
Request acknowledged.Copy !req
1009. - It's the boss. He's coming.Copy !req
1010. Ivan.Copy !req
1011. Oh, er...Copy !req
1012. Ivan, why do you insult me so
by making me wait here?Copy !req
1013. He's in.Copy !req
1014. The racers are now
making their way around the hairpinCopy !req
1015. and headed downhill
toward the casino bridge.Copy !req
1016. No more bets, please.Copy !req
1017. Come on, fuzzy dice!Copy !req
1018. - Number four. Easy four.
- Yeah!Copy !req
1019. Air freshener. Antenna balls.Copy !req
1020. Spark-a plugs.Copy !req
1021. This place looks like
it's made outta gold!Copy !req
1022. That's because it is.
Now, be careful what you say.Copy !req
1023. Why is that?Copy !req
1024. What do you mean, "Don't talk to ya"?Copy !req
1025. You want me to stop talkin' to ya
right now?Copy !req
1026. You are acting strange today, Ivan.Copy !req
1027. I have no idea
what you're talking about,Copy !req
1028. "Alexander Hugo, aka Chop Shop Alex."Copy !req
1029. You got a lot of aka's, Alex.Copy !req
1030. But that makes sense, seein's how
you's wanted in France, Germany...Copy !req
1031. Mater, stop it!Copy !req
1032. OK, OK, keep your voice down!Copy !req
1033. You gonna make me arrested!Copy !req
1034. Don't mess with Ivan today.
He's in a bad mood.Copy !req
1035. He's so good!Copy !req
1036. Victor!Copy !req
1037. Hey, Victor!Copy !req
1038. - There you are!
- Come in!Copy !req
1039. Victor Hugo, I'm J Curby Gremlin.
From Detroit.Copy !req
1040. It's good to see you.Copy !req
1041. Is the big boss here yet?Copy !req
1042. - No, not yet.
- He's supposed to be here any minute.Copy !req
1043. Here we go.Copy !req
1044. Guten Tag.Copy !req
1045. It's just the professor.Copy !req
1046. Zundapp! When is he coming?Copy !req
1047. He's already here.Copy !req
1048. Welcome, everyone.Copy !req
1049. I wish I could be with you
on this very special day,Copy !req
1050. but my clutch assembly broke.Copy !req
1051. - You know how it is.
- Forget about it.Copy !req
1052. We know how you feel.Copy !req
1053. - Descramble that voice.
- I'm trying.Copy !req
1054. Oh, it's too sophisticated.Copy !req
1055. We are here to celebrate.Copy !req
1056. Today, all your hard work pays off.Copy !req
1057. The world turned their backs
on cars like us.Copy !req
1058. They stopped manufacturing us,
stopped making our parts.Copy !req
1059. The only thing they haven't stopped
doing is laughing at us.Copy !req
1060. They've called us terrible names:
Jalopy, rust bucket, heap,Copy !req
1061. clunker, junker, beater,
wreck, rattletrap,Copy !req
1062. lemon.Copy !req
1063. But their insults just give us strength.Copy !req
1064. Because today, my friends,
that all ends!Copy !req
1065. There's smoke
on the casino bridge!Copy !req
1066. Oh, no!Copy !req
1067. It's Carla Veloso, the Brazilian race car!Copy !req
1068. - What just happened?
- I'm working on it.Copy !req
1069. They laughed at us,
but now it's our turn to laugh back.Copy !req
1070. Another crash!
It's number 9, Nigel Gearsley.Copy !req
1071. Embrace your inner lemon.Copy !req
1072. Let it drive you.Copy !req
1073. I'm detecting an extremely strong
electromagnetic pulse.Copy !req
1074. - Finn, it's the camera.
- Where?Copy !req
1075. On the tower!Copy !req
1076. This was meant to
be alternative fuel 3 greatest moment.Copy !req
1077. But after today,
everyone will race back to gasoline.Copy !req
1078. And we, the owners of the world's
largest untapped oil reserveCopy !req
1079. will become the most powerful cars
in the world!Copy !req
1080. Get out of the way!Copy !req
1081. They will come to us, and they will have
no choice, because they will need us.Copy !req
1082. Huh? Whoa!Copy !req
1083. We figured you might stop by!Copy !req
1084. And they will finally respect us!Copy !req
1085. So hold your hoods high!Copy !req
1086. After today, you will never again
be ashamed of who you are!Copy !req
1087. No!Copy !req
1088. Long live lemons!Copy !req
1089. Number 7 is loose!
Shu Todoroki!Copy !req
1090. Finn?Copy !req
1091. Bumper to bumper
as they approach the finish line!Copy !req
1092. McQueen's the winner!
Francesco's second!Copy !req
1093. They have no idea
what happened behind them.Copy !req
1094. This is impossible!Copy !req
1095. That's what I'm talking about! Ka-chow!Copy !req
1096. - What happened?Copy !req
1097. - Where are all the other cars?
- What is going on?Copy !req
1098. Oh, no!Copy !req
1099. Sir Axlerod, is the final race in London
still going to take place?Copy !req
1100. ! suppose that...Copy !req
1101. The show must go on,
as they say.Copy !req
1102. I can't believe this is really happening!Copy !req
1103. Quiet!Copy !req
1104. Will you require all the racers
to still run on allinol?Copy !req
1105. I cannot, in good conscience, continue
to risk the lives of any more race cars.Copy !req
1106. The final race will not be run on allinol.Copy !req
1107. There you have it, a clearly devastated
Sir Miles AxlerodCopy !req
1108. announcing that he will not require
the cars to use allinol for the final race.Copy !req
1109. A toast!Copy !req
1110. To the death of allinol
and alternative fuel forever!Copy !req
1111. Mater, abort the mission.Copy !req
1112. They've got Finn. Get out of there.
Get out of there right now.Copy !req
1113. How is your grandfather?Copy !req
1114. Long live lemons!Copy !req
1115. Isn't this a great party, Ivan, huh?Copy !req
1116. Oh, yeah, it's unbelievable.Copy !req
1117. You are not leaving, are you?Copy !req
1118. Uh... of course I ain't leaving.Copy !req
1119. - McQUEEN ON TV: I'm just in shock...
- McQueen?Copy !req
1120. Crashes are a part of racing, I know,Copy !req
1121. but something like that
should never happen.Copy !req
1122. You can choose your fuel
for the final race. What it'll be?Copy !req
1123. - Allinol.Copy !req
1124. After today?Copy !req
1125. My friend Fillmore says it's safe.
That's good enough for me.Copy !req
1126. ! didn't stand by a friend of mine
recently.Copy !req
1127. I'm not gonna make
the same mistake twice.Copy !req
1128. So a surprising revelation
from Lightning McQueen.Copy !req
1129. He will use allinol in the final race,
despite what occurred today.Copy !req
1130. - ... till Lightning McQueen is dead.
- Of course.Copy !req
1131. Allinol must be finished for good.Copy !req
1132. McQueen cannot win the last race.Copy !req
1133. Lightning McQueen must be killed!Copy !req
1134. No!Copy !req
1135. It's the American spy!Copy !req
1136. Dad-gum!Copy !req
1137. Gatling gun.
Request acknowledged.Copy !req
1138. Down! Everybody, down!Copy !req
1139. - Shoot! I didn't mean...
Request acknowledged.Copy !req
1140. Wait! Wait!
I didn't mean that kind of shoot!Copy !req
1141. Correction
acknowledged. Deploying chute.Copy !req
1142. Whoa!Copy !req
1143. McQueen!Copy !req
1144. Whoa! What's this?Copy !req
1145. Whoa!Copy !req
1146. McQueen! McQueen!Copy !req
1147. Waagh!Copy !req
1148. Let me through! Let me through!Copy !req
1149. Let me in!
I got to get through to warn McQueen!Copy !req
1150. You cannot-a come through here!
Back up.Copy !req
1151. We have a lunatic at gate 9.Copy !req
1152. I was disguised as a tow truck
to infiltrate this lemonhead meetingCopy !req
1153. and my weapons system's done
misinterperated what I'm saying!Copy !req
1154. - Lunatic at gate 9.
- McQueen! McQueen!Copy !req
1155. - You are the champion!
- This way, signore.Copy !req
1156. McQueen!
- Mater?Copy !req
1157. McQueen.
- Give us a pose!Copy !req
1158. - McQueen!
- Stop moving. Stop!Copy !req
1159. Where you going?Copy !req
1160. Stop!Copy !req
1161. - McQueen!
- That really sounded like...Copy !req
1162. Mater!Copy !req
1163. - Mater?
- Signore?Copy !req
1164. McQueen!
They're gonna kill you!Copy !req
1165. Mater!Copy !req
1166. Excuse me.Copy !req
1167. No, where are you going?Copy !req
1168. Scusi. Mater!Copy !req
1169. - McQueen!
- Scusi.Copy !req
1170. Mater! Mater!Copy !req
1171. Mater, I'm so glad to see you.Copy !req
1172. Lightning McQueen!
I am a huge fan.Copy !req
1173. I'm sorry, I thought I heard...Copy !req
1174. That was me. I said, "You killed
out there today. You're the best."Copy !req
1175. - What? I mean, thanks.
- Right this way, signore.Copy !req
1176. I really thought I heard my friend.Copy !req
1177. In England, you'll be finished!
At the finish line.Copy !req
1178. - Wait, what?
- The press is waiting.Copy !req
1179. Come-a with me, please.Copy !req
1180. Let me go!Copy !req
1181. You actually care about that race car.Copy !req
1182. A pity you didn't warn him in time.Copy !req
1183. "Idiot"?
Is that how you see me?Copy !req
1184. That? how everyone sees you.
I tell you, that? the genius of it.Copy !req
1185. No one realizes they're being fooledCopy !req
1186. because they're too busy laughing
at the fool.Copy !req
1187. At the fool...Copy !req
1188. Excuse me!Copy !req
1189. Domo arigato!Copy !req
1190. Yeah!Copy !req
1191. You done good. You got all the leaves.Copy !req
1192. - Check out that tow truck.
- I wonder who that guy's with.Copy !req
1193. Will you guys excuse me
just for one little second?Copy !req
1194. Now that's a scoop of ice cream!Copy !req
1195. Aargh!Copy !req
1196. Somebody get me water!
Oh, sweet relief.Copy !req
1197. Mater!Copy !req
1198. But I never leak oil. Never.Copy !req
1199. Get a hold of yourself.
You're making a scene!Copy !req
1200. Wait a minute.
I didn't screw you up, did 1?Copy !req
1201. - I lost the race because of you!
- Maybe if I talked to somebody...Copy !req
1202. ll don't need your help!Copy !req
1203. I don't want your help.Copy !req
1204. Your help...Copy !req
1205. Bang the gong. Get it on!Copy !req
1206. Listen,
this isn't Radiator Springs.Copy !req
1207. This is exactly why I don't bring
you along to these things!Copy !req
1208. Holley! Finn! Where are we?Copy !req
1209. We're in London, Mater,
inside Big Bentley.Copy !req
1210. Whoa!Copy !req
1211. Whoa!Copy !req
1212. Oh, this... This is all my fault.Copy !req
1213. Don't be a fool, Mater.Copy !req
1214. But I am, remember? You said so.Copy !req
1215. When did... Oh.Copy !req
1216. Mater, I was complimenting you
on what a good spy you are.Copy !req
1217. I'm not a spy!Copy !req
1218. I've been trying to tell you that
the whole time.Copy !req
1219. I really am just a tow truck.Copy !req
1220. Finn, he's not joking.Copy !req
1221. - I know.
- You were right, Finn. I'm a fool.Copy !req
1222. And what's happened to McQueen
is 'cause I'm such a big one.Copy !req
1223. This is all my fault.Copy !req
1224. - Good. You're up.
- And just in time.Copy !req
1225. Professor Z wanted you
to have a front-row seat,Copy !req
1226. for the death of Lightning McQueen.Copy !req
1227. - He's still alive?
- Not for much longer.Copy !req
1228. Whoa!Copy !req
1229. Huh?Copy !req
1230. - We came as soon as you called.
- I called to talk to Mater.Copy !req
1231. It never occurred to me
he wouldn't be there.Copy !req
1232. Sheriff is talking to Scotland Yard now.Copy !req
1233. And Sarge is in touch with his friends
in the British military.Copy !req
1234. You just need
to focus on the race.Copy !req
1235. I know but, Sally with everything
going on, I'm not sure...Copy !req
1236. - Sir Axlerod.
- I'm sorry to interrupt.Copy !req
1237. - T's all right.
- Just wanted to personally thank you.Copy !req
1238. Because after Italy, I was finished,
and then you gave me one last shot.Copy !req
1239. Listen...Copy !req
1240. I probably shouldn't be saying this,
but I hope you win today.Copy !req
1241. You show the world
that they've been wrong about allinol.Copy !req
1242. Mater would want you to race.Copy !req
1243. All right. For Mater.Copy !req
1244. Here he comes.Copy !req
1245. What happened?
- I don't know, Professor.Copy !req
1246. - What did you do?
- I didn't do nothing.Copy !req
1247. Ssh, I'm talking to the Professor.
What's that, Professor?Copy !req
1248. - You broke it!
- Quiet!Copy !req
1249. - I understand, sir. Yes.
- What did he say?Copy !req
1250. - We go to the back-up plan.
- Back-up plan?Copy !req
1251. We snuck a bomb in McQueen's pit.Copy !req
1252. The next time he makes a stop,
instead of saying "ka-chow"...Copy !req
1253. he's going to go "ka-boom"!Copy !req
1254. Don't feel bad, tow truck.
You couldn't have saved him.Copy !req
1255. Oh, wait, you could have!Copy !req
1256. - Dad-gum lemons!
Request acknowledged.Copy !req
1257. What?
You didn't think we'd take your bullets?Copy !req
1258. That's right! You got nothing!Copy !req
1259. Who's the lemon now, huh?Copy !req
1260. Nice try, Mater.Copy !req
1261. - Dad-gum... Dad-gum... Dad-gum.
- Request... Request... Request...Copy !req
1262. Mater!Copy !req
1263. I got to get y'all out of there.Copy !req
1264. There's no time.
McQueen needs your help.Copy !req
1265. But I can't. I'm just a tow truck.Copy !req
1266. It's up to you.
Go to the pits and get everyone out.Copy !req
1267. - You can do that.
- What about you guys?Copy !req
1268. - We'll be OK.
- Go and get some more dents, Mater.Copy !req
1269. So, we'll be OK? Really?Copy !req
1270. He wouldn't have left
if I'd told him the truth.Copy !req
1271. Argh!Copy !req
1272. Being killed by a clock.Copy !req
1273. Gives a whole new meaning to
"Your time has come."Copy !req
1274. Time? That's it!Copy !req
1275. - What are you doing?
- Trying to turn back time.Copy !req
1276. If 1 can just reverse the polarity.Copy !req
1277. Good job. Quick thinking, Holley.Copy !req
1278. What's everybody
on the wrong side of the road for?Copy !req
1279. Oh, no!Copy !req
1280. Drive! Burn rubber!Copy !req
1281. We've got to get to the course.Copy !req
1282. Calculate the fastest way to...Copy !req
1283. Done.Copy !req
1284. Oh. Miss Shiftwell.Copy !req
1285. - They're standard issue now.
- You kids get all the good hardware.Copy !req
1286. Oh, no, that's Mater's.Copy !req
1287. I knew his escape was too easy.Copy !req
1288. Come back here! Stop!Copy !req
1289. - Mater?
- Everybody, get out now!Copy !req
1290. Y'all get out of the pits.
What are you guys doing here?Copy !req
1291. - We're here because of you, Mater.
- Is everything OK?Copy !req
1292. No, everything's not OK.
There's a bomb in here.Copy !req
1293. - Y'all got to get out. Now.
- A bomb?Copy !req
1294. Mater.
- Finn! You're OK.Copy !req
1295. Listen to me. The bomb is on you!
They knew you'd try to help McQueen.Copy !req
1296. When we were knocked out,
they planted it in your air filter.Copy !req
1297. - Uh-oh.
- Mater! There you are!Copy !req
1298. Stop right there!
- I've been so worried about you.Copy !req
1299. Don't come any closer!
Are you OK?Copy !req
1300. No, I'm not OK! Stay away from me!Copy !req
1301. No, wait! Wait!Copy !req
1302. A tow truck has just raced
onto the track, driving backwards!Copy !req
1303. Mater, wait!Copy !req
1304. Normally an emergency vehicle on the
track means there's been an accident.Copy !req
1305. - Lightning McQueen is chasing him!
- Mater, wait!Copy !req
1306. Stay back! If you get close to me,
you're going to get hurt real bad!Copy !req
1307. I know I made you feel that
way before, but none of that matters!Copy !req
1308. We're best friends!Copy !req
1309. And McQueen
seems to be havingCopy !req
1310. a conversation with the tow truck.Copy !req
1311. / don't know who
that truck is, Brent, but tell you what,Copy !req
1312. he's got to be the world's best
backwards driver.Copy !req
1313. McQueen, you don't get it!
I'm the bomb!Copy !req
1314. Yes, Mater! You are the bomb!
That's what I'm trying to say here!Copy !req
1315. You've always been the bomb
and you'll always be the bomb.Copy !req
1316. - Stay away!
- No! Never!Copy !req
1317. Almost there.Copy !req
1318. I'm not letting you get away again!Copy !req
1319. - Got to keep away from McQueen!
Request acknowledged.Copy !req
1320. Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
1321. What is happening? It's a bad dream!Copy !req
1322. And Lightning McQueen
Just blasted away,Copy !req
1323. hooked to the now rocket-propelled
tow truck.Copy !req
1324. Gargh!Copy !req
1325. Aagh!Copy !req
1326. The Professor's on the run!Copy !req
1327. - Someone's got to get McQueen.
- Get McQueen!Copy !req
1328. - Holley, I'll get Zundapp. Help Mater.
- Got it!Copy !req
1329. What is happening?Copy !req
1330. Hurry, Professor.Copy !req
1331. You really think I'm going to let you
float away, Professor?Copy !req
1332. - McQueen, let go!
- Never!Copy !req
1333. - They're coming your way.
- Let's go!Copy !req
1334. Give it up, McMissile.Copy !req
1335. Mater, stop!
- No way! You could get hurt.Copy !req
1336. Oh, no.Copy !req
1337. Mater, we've got to get
that bomb off you.Copy !req
1338. Bomb?Copy !req
1339. Yeah, they strapped it to me
to kill you as a back-up plan.Copy !req
1340. Back-up plan?
Mater, who put a bomb on you?Copy !req
1341. You! Why didn't my death ray kill you?Copy !req
1342. Death ray?Copy !req
1343. Turn off the bomb, Zundapp!Copy !req
1344. Are you all so dense?
It's voice-activated.Copy !req
1345. Everything is voice-activated
these days.Copy !req
1346. Deactivate! Deactivate!Copy !req
1347. Voice denied.Copy !req
1348. - Huh!
- Oops.Copy !req
1349. Did I forget to mention
that it can only be disarmedCopy !req
1350. by the one who activated it?Copy !req
1351. - Say it.
- Deactivate.Copy !req
1352. Voice denied.Copy !req
1353. I'm not the one who activated it.
Would anyone else like to try?Copy !req
1354. - You read my mind.
- He was getting on my nerves.Copy !req
1355. - What do we do?
- It's very simple. You blow up.Copy !req
1356. I'm going out on a limb here. These are
the guys that want me dead, correct?Copy !req
1357. - It's nothing personal.
- Fellers, listen.Copy !req
1358. I know what you're going through.
Everybody's been laughing at me too.Copy !req
1359. But becoming powerful and rich
beyond your wildest dreamsCopy !req
1360. ain't gonna make you feel better.Copy !req
1361. Yeah, but it's worth a shot.Copy !req
1362. Pit stop.Copy !req
1363. Not today, boys.Copy !req
1364. Retreat!Copy !req
1365. Thanks for the help, Corporal.Copy !req
1366. Anything for one of Pop's mates.Copy !req
1367. What's he saying? What's wrong?Copy !req
1368. None of his wrenches fit the bolts.Copy !req
1369. I get it. I get it!Copy !req
1370. - I know what needs to be done.
- Then do it!Copy !req
1371. What? No. ll can't do it.Copy !req
1372. Nobody takes me seriously.Copy !req
1373. I know that now.
This ain't Radiator Springs.Copy !req
1374. Yes, it is.Copy !req
1375. Look, you're yourself
in Radiator Springs.Copy !req
1376. Be yourself here.Copy !req
1377. And if people aren't taking you
seriously,Copy !req
1378. then they need to change, not you.Copy !req
1379. I know that
because I was wrong before.Copy !req
1380. Now, you can do this. You're the bomb.Copy !req
1381. Thanks, buddy.Copy !req
1382. No, you're the actual bomb.
Now, let's go!Copy !req
1383. Oh, right. Hang on!Copy !req
1384. Where's he going?Copy !req
1385. - Computer!
Yes, Agent Mater?Copy !req
1386. I need that thing you done before
to get me away from McQueen!Copy !req
1387. Request acknowledged.Copy !req
1388. - Mater?
- Now I need you to do the chute!Copy !req
1389. The second kind, not the first!Copy !req
1390. Deploying chute.Copy !req
1391. Who's winning the race?Copy !req
1392. - Back off! Back away!
- It's Lightning McQueen!Copy !req
1393. No, it's OK! Tell 'em, Mater. Explain.Copy !req
1394. Okay.Copy !req
1395. Somebody's been sabotagingCopy !req
1396. the racers and hurtin' the cars,
and I know who.Copy !req
1397. Oh, wait. Your Majesty.Copy !req
1398. Bomb! It's a bomb!Copy !req
1399. - Everybody, down!
- Back up! Move it!Copy !req
1400. Get off the stage! Move it!Copy !req
1401. Hold your fire! He can't disarm it!Copy !req
1402. Mater, I don't know what you're doing,
but stand down now.Copy !req
1403. This ain't nothing at all
like Radiator Springs.Copy !req
1404. Mater, just cut to the chase.Copy !req
1405. Okay. It's him.Copy !req
1406. What? Me? You've got to be crazy.Copy !req
1407. I figured it out when I realizedCopy !req
1408. y'all attached this ticking time bomb
with Whitworth bolts -Copy !req
1409. the same bolts that hold together that
old British engine from the photograph.Copy !req
1410. - Holley! Show that picture.
- OK.Copy !req
1411. I remembered what they say
about old British engines:Copy !req
1412. if there ain't no oil under 'em,
there ain't no oil in 'em.Copy !req
1413. What is he talking about?Copy !req
1414. It was you leaking oil
at the party in Japan.Copy !req
1415. You just blamed it on me.Copy !req
1416. Electric cars don't use oil, you twit.Copy !req
1417. Then you're fakin' it.
You didn't convert to no electric.Copy !req
1418. If we pop that hood,
we'll see that engine from that picture.Copy !req
1419. This lorry's crazy!
He's going to kill us all!Copy !req
1420. Stay away!Copy !req
1421. But Sir Axlerod created the race.
Why would he want to hurt anyone?Copy !req
1422. To make allinol look bad so
everybody'd go back to using oil.Copy !req
1423. He said it himself
with that disguised voice.Copy !req
1424. Disguised voice? What are you
talking about? You're nuts, you are!Copy !req
1425. This is going nowhere fast.
We really should go, Grandmother.Copy !req
1426. One moment, I'd like to see
where this is going.Copy !req
1427. Mater, he created allinol.Copy !req
1428. But what if he found that huge oil fieldCopy !req
1429. just as the world was trying to find
something else?Copy !req
1430. What if he came up with allinol
just to make alternative fuel look bad?Copy !req
1431. "What if?"
You're basing this on a "what if"?Copy !req
1432. - Okay, that's it.
- Lads, clear out.Copy !req
1433. Wait! Somebody save me!
The lorry's crazy!Copy !req
1434. - Keep away, you idiot!
- Mater!Copy !req
1435. - Mater!
- Someone do something!Copy !req
1436. You're insane, you are! Deactivate!Copy !req
1437. Bomb deactivated.
Have a nice day, Sir Axlerod.Copy !req
1438. - The engine from the photo.
- It's a perfect match.Copy !req
1439. How did the tow truck figure it out?Copy !req
1440. It's official. You're coming to
all my races from now on.Copy !req
1441. Now you're talkin'!Copy !req
1442. Hyeeugh!Copy !req
1443. Mater, let's go. You're on.Copy !req
1444. Your Majesty, may I presentCopy !req
1445. for the investiture of honorary
knighthood of the British Realm...Copy !req
1446. Tow Mater of Radiator Springs.Copy !req
1447. Go get 'em, buddy.Copy !req
1448. I hereby dub thee Sir Tow Mater.Copy !req
1449. Sir? Shoot, you can just call me Mater,
Your Majesty.Copy !req
1450. I don't wanna hear none of this "sir"
business.Copy !req
1451. By the way, have y'all met each other?Copy !req
1452. Queen, McQueen. McQueen, Queen.Copy !req
1453. McQueen, McMissile. McMissile,
McQueen. Queen, McMissile.Copy !req
1454. So there we was,
my rocket jets going full blast,Copy !req
1455. McQueen hanging on for dear lifeCopy !req
1456. when suddenly them two nasty lemons
come out of nowheres, guns drawed.Copy !req
1457. We was goners.Copy !req
1458. But then, out of nowhere
this beautiful spy carCopy !req
1459. swoops in from the sky to save us!Copy !req
1460. That's a very entertaining story,
young man.Copy !req
1461. Oh, Minny, please. Come on!Copy !req
1462. None of this happened.
Rocket jets, flying spy cars.Copy !req
1463. No, you're quite right.
It does sound a bit far-fetched.Copy !req
1464. Holley! What are you doin' here?Copy !req
1465. Hello, Mater!
It's so good to see you again.Copy !req
1466. Finn!Copy !req
1467. Our satellites picked up
an urgent communique.Copy !req
1468. So you got-a my email.Copy !req
1469. Y'all is going to have a great time!Copy !req
1470. Everybody, this here's Finn McMissile.
He's a secret agent.Copy !req
1471. Don't tell nobody.Copy !req
1472. And this is Holley Shiftwell.Copy !req
1473. - She's...
- I'm Mater's girlfriend.Copy !req
1474. It's so nice to meet you all.Copy !req
1475. - Guido believe you now.Copy !req
1476. Whoa, honey.
You got a nasty dent there.Copy !req
1477. - Yeah.
- Was that from when you swooped inCopy !req
1478. and you saved them in London?Copy !req
1479. - Van!
- What? I'm just asking!Copy !req
1480. Don't you worry. My baby Ramone
can get that fixed up for you in no time.Copy !req
1481. Yeah, sure thing.
No problemo. Let me go get my tools.Copy !req
1482. Oh, no. I'm keeping that dent.
It's way too valuable.Copy !req
1483. A valuable dent?
She's as crazy as Mater.Copy !req
1484. Those two are perfect for each other.Copy !req
1485. There's one thing I still don't get.Copy !req
1486. The bad guys hit me with the beam
from the camera, right?Copy !req
1487. - So, why didn't I...
- Explode in a fiery inferno?Copy !req
1488. - Yeah.
- We couldn't figure that out, either.Copy !req
1489. Our investigation proved
that allinol was actually gasolineCopy !req
1490. and Axlerod engineered it so when it
got hit by the beam, it would explode.Copy !req
1491. Wait a second, Fillmore.
You said my fuel was safe!Copy !req
1492. If you're implying that I switched
that rot-gut excuse for alternative fuelCopy !req
1493. with my all-natural, sustainable,
organic biofuelCopy !req
1494. just because I never trusted Axlerod,
you're dead wrong, man!Copy !req
1495. It was him!Copy !req
1496. Once big oil, always big oil, man.Copy !req
1497. Tree-hugger.Copy !req
1498. The Radiator Springs Grand Prix
is about to begin.Copy !req
1499. All spectators, clear the starting line.Copy !req
1500. I can't wait to get rockin'.
This is gonna be wicked!Copy !req
1501. We should do this every year.Copy !req
1502. Yeah, I just figured we never found out
who the world's fastest car is.Copy !req
1503. Plus, no press, no trophy, just racing.Copy !req
1504. - The way I like it.
- Francesco likes it like this, too.Copy !req
1505. - Francesco, I'd like you to meet...
- Signorina Sally.Copy !req
1506. It is official.Copy !req
1507. Lightning McQueen
is the luckiest car in the world.Copy !req
1508. Why, thank you.Copy !req
1509. Which he will have to be to have
a chance against Francesco today!Copy !req
1510. See you at the finish line, Mc...
What is that?Copy !req
1511. Just something I had made up
for the occasion.Copy !req
1512. Is-a good, McQueen. Very funny.Copy !req
1513. Was-a funnier when I did it,
but it's-a very funny.Copy !req
1514. What are you going to do next?
Are you going to take off your fenders?Copy !req
1515. Try it. You'll like it.Copy !req
1516. So, he's not so good-looking.Copy !req
1517. - Yeah. Nice try.
- I'm serious!Copy !req
1518. That's why I love you, Sally.Copy !req
1519. - Wish me luck!
- You don't need it!Copy !req
1520. Ooh-hm!
That Francesco is fine-looking!Copy !req
1521. And those open wheels.Copy !req
1522. Ooh, I'm gonna have to go get myself
some coolant.Copy !req
1523. Go, Lightning!Copy !req
1524. - Go, Stickers!
- Right on, man!Copy !req
1525. - Go get 'em, tiger!
- Bravo, bravo!Copy !req
1526. - Go, Lightning, go!
- Go, McQueen! Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
1527. - Finn? Time to go.Copy !req
1528. Siddeley's gassed, geared
and ready to fly.Copy !req
1529. - You're leavin' already?
- We've got another mission.Copy !req
1530. Just stopped by here
to pick something up.Copy !req
1531. Somethin' tells me you're not
talkin' about souvenir bumper stickers.Copy !req
1532. Her Majesty asked for you personally,
Mater.Copy !req
1533. - But I told y'all before, I'm not a spy.
- We know.Copy !req
1534. Spy or not, you're still the smartest,
most honest chap we've ever met.Copy !req
1535. - Don't forget massively charming.
- Well, thanks.Copy !req
1536. But as much fun as it was
hangin' with y'all, this...Copy !req
1537. - This is home.Copy !req
1538. That's all right. We understand.
But I'll be back.Copy !req
1539. You still owe me that first date.Copy !req
1540. If there's ever anything I can do for you,
just let me know.Copy !req
1541. Well, I sure appreciate that. Thank you.Copy !req
1542. Actually, there is one thing.Copy !req
1543. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
1544. Whoo! I'll be doggone!Copy !req
1545. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
1546. Thanks, Mater!Copy !req
1547. Ha-ha-ha! Whoo!Copy !req
1548. Impossible!Copy !req
1549. - Ha-ha!
- Mater!Copy !req
1550. Check it out.
They let me keep the rockets.Copy !req
1551. I'll see you at the finish line, buddy!Copy !req
1552. Not if I see you first!Copy !req
1553. Yippee!Copy !req