1. Dreamworks
Animation presents...Copy !req
2. In association with...Copy !req
3. Tree House Comix, Inc.!Copy !req
4. Inc., Inc., Inc.Copy !req
5. All right, okay. So.Copy !req
6. A long, long,
long, long time ago...Copy !req
7. in a galaxy far, far away...Copy !req
8. there was a planet called
Underpantyworld.Copy !req
9. Oh, wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
10. Okay, go.Copy !req
11. That's perfect.
That's perfect. Okay.Copy !req
12. Underpantyworld was
a peaceful planetCopy !req
13. where everybody wore
only underwear.Copy !req
14. Until it started to blow up
for some reason.Copy !req
15. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
Da-da.Copy !req
16. Meanwhile, the leaders
of Underpantyworld...Copy !req
17. Big Daddy Longjohns and his
wife, Princess Pantyhose...Copy !req
18. saved their babyCopy !req
19. by stretching his underwear
really far...Copy !req
20. and then
they shot him into space.Copy !req
21. Godspeed, little Underpants.Copy !req
22. Whee!Copy !req
23. Whee!Copy !req
24. And then he crashed on Earth,Copy !req
25. where he was raised
by some nice...Copy !req
26. Dolphins?Copy !req
27. Yeah, dolphins.
Just go with it.Copy !req
28. Okay, fine.Copy !req
29. Goo-goo, gah-gah.Copy !req
30. Tra-la-la-la-la-la.Copy !req
31. But the space baby
grew up fast.Copy !req
32. Look! Up in the sky!Copy !req
33. It's a bird!
It's a plane!Copy !req
34. It's an egg salad sandwich.Copy !req
35. And guess what? I'm rotten.Copy !req
36. Faster than
a speeding waistband.Copy !req
37. More powerfulCopy !req
38. - than boxer shorts.
- Yay!Copy !req
39. You'll never catch me,
Captain Underpants.Copy !req
40. Owie.Copy !req
41. Able to leap tall buildings
without getting a wedgie.Copy !req
42. Hey, all right.
Good for you, pal.Copy !req
43. Now put on some clothes,
you weirdo.Copy !req
44. No way.Copy !req
45. I fight for truth, justice,Copy !req
46. and all that is
pre-shrunk and cottony.Copy !req
47. For I am...Copy !req
48. Captain Underpants!Copy !req
49. The origin issue.Copy !req
50. It's so good. We should've
done an origin issue ages ago.Copy !req
51. Yeah, like, first.Copy !req
52. You know, I'm not sure
about the dolphins, though.Copy !req
53. Yeah, I know. It's just...Copy !req
54. I didn't know if it was
the thing where it's,Copy !req
55. like, good weird or bad weird.Copy !req
56. Like, is it something...Copy !req
57. The origin issue!Copy !req
58. I've told you two
a thousand timesCopy !req
59. not to draw
these idiotic comics!Copy !req
60. Freeze!Copy !req
61. Hey, everybody!
Wait one second.Copy !req
62. Hi. I'm George Beard.Copy !req
63. And this is my best friend,
Harold Hutchins.Copy !req
64. Hey. Ah, man.Copy !req
65. It's okay. We got more ideas.Copy !req
66. See, Harold loves to draw
and I love to tell stories.Copy !req
67. And this old guy looking angry
right here...Copy !req
68. well, this is the worst
principal in the world...Copy !req
69. Mr. Krupp.Copy !req
70. Mean old Mr. Krupp.Copy !req
71. Hates anything fun.Copy !req
72. Like comic books...Copy !req
73. recess...Copy !req
74. Christmas.Copy !req
75. Ho, ho, whoa!Copy !req
76. Even kittens!Copy !req
77. Oh, my goodness.
Did that really happen?Copy !req
78. Uh, no, not technically.Copy !req
79. But it might as well have!Copy !req
80. I'm sorry.
I'm still mad about the comic.Copy !req
81. Yeah, me too.Copy !req
82. And unfreeze.Copy !req
83. In my office, now!Copy !req
84. What is happening right now?Copy !req
85. I don't know.Copy !req
86. Do you think he fell
asleep with his eyes open?Copy !req
87. Maybe. Let's try and leave
and see what happens.Copy !req
88. Door lock activated.Copy !req
89. Wow. That's an expensive door.Copy !req
90. It was a choice between the
magnetic automatic door closer...Copy !req
91. and the music
and arts programs.Copy !req
92. Pretty sure
I made the right choice.Copy !req
93. This morning's school sign
is supposed to read...Copy !req
94. "Sewage plant field trips
are today."Copy !req
95. So can either of you explain
why it now reads...Copy !req
96. "Come see my hairy armpits?"Copy !req
97. I know you two
are responsible.Copy !req
98. How? How do you know?
Do you have any proof?Copy !req
99. I mean,
this is a country of laws.Copy !req
100. The proof is here.Copy !req
101. Inside my gut.Copy !req
102. He must have
a lot of proof in there.Copy !req
103. Quiet fives.
Quiet fives.Copy !req
104. Hmm.Copy !req
105. Ever since you attended
this elementary school...Copy !req
106. you've been responsible
for one prank after another.Copy !req
107. Shh...Copy !req
108. Wow, that's a lot of pranks.Copy !req
109. Yeah, when it's cut
all together like that,Copy !req
110. you really get a sense
of the scope.Copy !req
111. Some of those must've been
really hard to pull off.Copy !req
112. And dangerous.
Like that tiger.Copy !req
113. Oh, that tiger was crazy.Copy !req
114. For four long years...Copy !req
115. you two have been disruptingCopy !req
116. the carefully calibrated,
drone-like beehive...Copy !req
117. that this elementary school
is supposed to be.Copy !req
118. I may not be able
to prove it yet...Copy !req
119. but I'm gonna get you two
one day.Copy !req
120. One day very, very soon.Copy !req
121. All right.
Fair enough.Copy !req
122. Get out of my office. Now!Copy !req
123. You see what we're up against?Copy !req
124. And that's just a typical day
at Jerome Horwitz Elementary.Copy !req
125. More like
Jerome Horwitz Penitentiary.Copy !req
126. Hey, guys.Copy !req
127. What's going on, Tommy?Copy !req
128. Same old, same old.Copy !req
129. Poor kid.Copy !req
130. Time to have fun with history.Copy !req
131. Memorize these dates.Copy !req
132. 1827, 1853, 1914, 1926.Copy !req
133. First graders.
Always hits them the hardest.Copy !req
134. Hold on a sec.Copy !req
135. So that's why
we do what we do.Copy !req
136. He's left us no choice.Copy !req
137. Our pranks and practical jokesCopy !req
138. are the last line
of defense...Copy !req
139. against the injustice
of our terrible principal.Copy !req
140. Well, well, well.Copy !req
141. I heard you both got intoCopy !req
142. a bit of
the old trouble today.Copy !req
143. How'd you hear that, Melvin?Copy !req
144. Did you tattle-tale on us?Copy !req
145. Maybe I did, maybe I didn't.Copy !req
146. I did.Copy !req
147. Someone has to
stand up for the Man.Copy !req
148. No one has to
stand up for the Man.Copy !req
149. That's the whole point
of the Man.Copy !req
150. He stands up
for himself, Melvin.Copy !req
151. Respectfully disagree.Copy !req
152. Attention, everyone.Copy !req
153. Principal Krupp hereCopy !req
154. with an announcement.Copy !req
155. This Saturday is the mandatory
Invention Convention.Copy !req
156. Boo!
Oh, what?Copy !req
157. Yes!Copy !req
158. That's our third Saturday
this month!Copy !req
159. You must be here with
your inventions at 8:00 am.Copy !req
160. Is there no justice?Copy !req
161. I know that's early
for Saturday, but don't worry.Copy !req
162. You should be done by 9:00...Copy !req
163. pm.Copy !req
164. Tree house?Copy !req
165. Tree house.Copy !req
166. Welcome to
the world headquartersCopy !req
167. of Tree House Comix, Inc.Copy !req
168. Yep. This is
where the magic happens.Copy !req
169. Not, like, actual magic.Copy !req
170. No, we're not
practicing the dark arts.Copy !req
171. No, here we just hang out
and make comicsCopy !req
172. and try to
make each other laugh.Copy !req
173. That's how we became friends.Copy !req
174. This is me in kindygarten.Copy !req
175. And this is me.Copy !req
176. George and I
aren't friends yet.Copy !req
177. But we're about to be.Copy !req
178. The seventh planet
from the sun is called...Copy !req
179. Uranus.Copy !req
180. Scientists refer to Uranus...Copy !req
181. Your anus.Copy !req
182. as one of the planets...Copy !req
183. I know.Copy !req
184. known as a gas giant.Copy !req
185. I don't get it.
It's just science, guys.Copy !req
186. As I was saying...Copy !req
187. Hey, I'm George. You wannaCopy !req
188. hang out in my tree house
after school?Copy !req
189. You have a tree house?Copy !req
190. Ever since then, we've created
hundreds of comics in here.Copy !req
191. Like the Wrath of
the Wicked Wedgie Woman.Copy !req
192. And who could forget Sad Worm?Copy !req
193. It was a worm who was sad.Copy !req
194. That one's
still a work in progress.Copy !req
195. But the all-time
greatest superheroCopy !req
196. that we've ever created was...Copy !req
197. The Amazing
Captain Underpants.Copy !req
198. See, most superheroes
look likeCopy !req
199. they're flying around
in their underwear.Copy !req
200. Well, this guy actually does.Copy !req
201. Come on, let's get to work.Copy !req
202. Hey, tell me what you think.Copy !req
203. Oh, I can't wait to draw this.Copy !req
204. Tra-la-laaa!Copy !req
205. Wait, wait.
Don't move, don't move.Copy !req
206. Mr. Hutchins, I gotta say...Copy !req
207. your drawings get better
with every issue.Copy !req
208. Because your words
inspire greatness, Mr. Beard.Copy !req
209. Good night, Harold.Copy !req
210. Good night, George.Copy !req
211. I love SaturdayCopy !req
212. When anything is possibleCopy !req
213. I love SaturdayCopy !req
214. 'Cause I can wear
my pajamas all all dayCopy !req
215. I love SaturdayCopy !req
216. 'Cause I can watch
TV all day DayCopy !req
217. I can pee a little bit
in my underwearCopy !req
218. And no one will mindCopy !req
219. Where are you going with that?
Do you really do that?Copy !req
220. No. What are you talking...Copy !req
221. It's just something
I could do because...Copy !req
222. Monday's an eternity awayCopy !req
223. When it is Saturday
SaturdayCopy !req
224. Get in the car, boys.Copy !req
225. You've got the
Invention Convention today.Copy !req
226. This thing on?Copy !req
227. Quick announcement.Copy !req
228. Our science teacher, Mr. Fyde,
is no longer with us.Copy !req
229. He's dead?Copy !req
230. What? No. Not like that.Copy !req
231. He wanted to spend Saturday
with his family.Copy !req
232. So I fired him.Copy !req
233. I'll find a replacement
next week.Copy !req
234. Ahem! Anyway...Copy !req
235. on to Melvin Sneedly
with the first of his 16...Copy !req
236. Actually, it's 17.Copy !req
237. 17 inventions.Copy !req
238. Take it away, Melvin.Copy !req
239. I will now demonstrate
a prototype which I call...Copy !req
240. the Robotic Sock Matcher.Copy !req
241. Never waste time matching
your own socks again.Copy !req
242. The Electromagnetic
Lint Collector.Copy !req
243. Digital Paper Sorter.Copy !req
244. It's the homework...
Automatic cushion.Copy !req
245. Make it end!Copy !req
246. And the personal favorite,
the binder binder.Copy !req
247. Having trouble
organizing your binders?Copy !req
248. Well, look no further
than this giant binder...Copy !req
249. for binders.Copy !req
250. Three-hole punch...Copy !req
251. This is the stuff
of nightmares.Copy !req
252. We have to do
something about this.Copy !req
253. I don't know. Krupp looks
serious this time, George.Copy !req
254. Maybe we should
just lay low for a while.Copy !req
255. Lay low?
Look at our fellow children.Copy !req
256. Look upon their sad,
miserable, pathetic faces.Copy !req
257. Come on, Harold.Copy !req
258. If you won't do it for me
and you won't do it for you...Copy !req
259. do it for future generations.Copy !req
260. Save the first graders...Copy !req
261. the kindygarteners,
the unborn...Copy !req
262. from a life
of eternal boredom!Copy !req
263. Okay, let's do this.Copy !req
264. Feast your eyes on this.Copy !req
265. The Turbo Toilet 2000!Copy !req
266. Check it out, people.Copy !req
267. It's already programmed withCopy !req
268. my personal potty playlist.Copy !req
269. Screwdriver.Copy !req
270. Oh, samba!Copy !req
271. Once you're done
using the facilities...Copy !req
272. hit the button
and let my toilet wash itself.Copy !req
273. Now included, automatic
toilet paper wiping claw.Copy !req
274. Trademark.Copy !req
275. Um...Copy !req
276. I said no!Copy !req
277. Huh? Oh...Copy !req
278. Melvin, turn that thing off.Copy !req
279. I'm trying to,
but it's not cooperating.Copy !req
280. Best.
Prank.Copy !req
281. Ever.Copy !req
282. Well, that brings our story
to its happy conclusion.Copy !req
283. I hope you've all
enjoyed the film.Copy !req
284. It was certainly shorter
than we expected.Copy !req
285. What more is there to say?Copy !req
286. Our fellow students got
to enjoy their weekend.Copy !req
287. Which, by the way,
they are legally entitled to.Copy !req
288. And good triumphed over evil
once and for...Copy !req
289. Oh, boys! A moment, please.Copy !req
290. What's happening to his face?Copy !req
291. I think he's smiling.Copy !req
292. I'm so cold.Copy !req
293. So, so cold.Copy !req
294. I'll let myself in,
receptionist lady.Copy !req
295. Melvin.Copy !req
296. What's he doing here?Copy !req
297. You see, Melvin
is yet to demonstrate...Copy !req
298. his most impressive invention
from today.Copy !req
299. It was a little
extracurricular projectCopy !req
300. I asked him
to come up with myself.Copy !req
301. I call him
the Tattle Turtle 200.Copy !req
302. On the outside,
it resembles a turtle.Copy !req
303. But on the inside,
oh, look at this.Copy !req
304. It's a nanny cam!Copy !req
305. Oh, Melvin. How fun.Copy !req
306. Let's see what it recorded.Copy !req
307. Yeah, you gotta change
the input to video.Copy !req
308. I think I got this.Copy !req
309. You're on AUX.
Change it to video.Copy !req
310. It's not my TV.Copy !req
311. It's your turtle.
You're doing it wrong.Copy !req
312. I know.Copy !req
313. I think I know
how to do my office.Copy !req
314. Screwdriver.Copy !req
315. Is this two-ply or one-ply?Copy !req
316. We're so guilty.Copy !req
317. Quiet fives. Quiet fives.Copy !req
318. Wow, that nanny camCopy !req
319. really has good
picture quality.Copy !req
320. Was that hi-def?Copy !req
321. 'Cause you could
really tell that's us.Copy !req
322. I can't believe it.
I gotcha.Copy !req
323. I finally gotcha!Copy !req
324. We've finally got them, sir.Copy !req
325. Yes, yes. Well done, Melvin.
Extra credit granted.Copy !req
326. Put that in my pocket.Copy !req
327. Extra credit,
it feels so good!Copy !req
328. I got extra creditCopy !req
329. I told you
I would get you one day.Copy !req
330. And that day
I was talking aboutCopy !req
331. is this day.Copy !req
332. Today. This is the day.Copy !req
333. Are you going to tell
our parents?Copy !req
334. No. Your parents are obviously
total failures.Copy !req
335. I have a much more effective
punishment in mind.Copy !req
336. Because I'm going to have
you two placed in separate...Copy !req
337. classes.Copy !req
338. I'm going to annihilate
your friendship.Copy !req
339. What? No!Copy !req
340. You see?
You won't be together.Copy !req
341. You won't be able to enjoyCopy !req
342. each other's company
and ruin my life.Copy !req
343. Mr. Krupp, no.
You can't do this. Please.Copy !req
344. This is too much.
I mean, even for you.Copy !req
345. Enjoy the rest
of your weekend, boys.Copy !req
346. Because come Monday...Copy !req
347. Separate classes.
Our friendship's over.Copy !req
348. I'll never see you again
in my life!Copy !req
349. Hey, hey. Calm down.Copy !req
350. It's not the end of the world.Copy !req
351. We'll still be best friends.Copy !req
352. Just way down the hall
from each other.Copy !req
353. What am I talking about?
This is bad.Copy !req
354. Long distance relationships
never work!Copy !req
355. This is just the beginning.Copy !req
356. Imagine the future.Copy !req
357. Friends separated...Copy !req
358. promising each other
they'll remain besties.Copy !req
359. But within months,Copy !req
360. we'll be awkwardly bumping
into each other at the mall.Copy !req
361. Hey, George.Copy !req
362. Hey. Do I know you?Copy !req
363. You'll have a weird haircut.Copy !req
364. I'll be wearing
a suit for some reason.Copy !req
365. And before we know it,Copy !req
366. separate classes
will lead to separate lives...Copy !req
367. which inevitably
leads to robots.Copy !req
368. What? Why are there robots
at the mall?Copy !req
369. Because this is the future!
The future always has robots.Copy !req
370. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
371. Why are the robots
shooting other robots?Copy !req
372. Aren't they
supposed to be friends?Copy !req
373. I don't know!Copy !req
374. I'm the artist,
you're the writer.Copy !req
375. That's why we need each other.Copy !req
376. Help! Fire!Copy !req
377. Okay, you're right.
No, you are right.Copy !req
378. I mean, if we get put
in separate classes,Copy !req
379. it's the end of the world
as we know it.Copy !req
380. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
381. Oh, I'll tell you
what we're gonna do.Copy !req
382. First thing Monday morning,
we're getting that turtle.Copy !req
383. Edith!Copy !req
384. Oh, is this a bad time?Copy !req
385. I did not mean to interrupt
the copying process.Copy !req
386. I'll go.Copy !req
387. Yes, go! Please go.Copy !req
388. No, no. I'm just finishing up.Copy !req
389. What brings you around here?Copy !req
390. I just made
this tuna casserole...Copy !req
391. and I noticed
it had your name on it...Copy !req
392. in jalapeño peppers.Copy !req
393. Mmm...Copy !req
394. It smells spicy.Copy !req
395. Yep. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
396. That's 'cause it's been
dry-aged for a week.Copy !req
397. I don't know what that means,Copy !req
398. but it sounds
very time-consuming.Copy !req
399. It took a week.Copy !req
400. Eww. They like each other.Copy !req
401. Oh, no, George.
I think it's much worse.Copy !req
402. They like-like each other.Copy !req
403. What are you talking about?Copy !req
404. Adults don't
like-like other adults.Copy !req
405. Well, you probably haven't
seen it at your homeCopy !req
406. since your parents
are married.Copy !req
407. In my studies, like-liking
seems to end with marriage.Copy !req
408. Well, I should probably get
back to running the school.Copy !req
409. You know,
it's not gonna run itself.Copy !req
410. But...Copy !req
411. Oh, Edith. Get your head
out of the clouds.Copy !req
412. Wait, Edith! You never gave me
the tuna casserole.Copy !req
413. I think
he forgot the turtle.Copy !req
414. Go, go, go.Copy !req
415. That's important.Copy !req
416. Great. What now?Copy !req
417. Hello.
If you would like the chanceCopy !req
418. to win one billion dollars...
Ooh.Copy !req
419. please hold for
one of our representatives.Copy !req
420. It's gotta be
in here somewhere.Copy !req
421. Ugh.Copy !req
422. Whoa!
What?Copy !req
423. Everything Krupp
ever confiscated from us.Copy !req
424. Look at all that stuff.Copy !req
425. Oh, dear old whoopee cushion.Copy !req
426. You will sing once again.Copy !req
427. Oh, my
Super Duper Soaking Machine!Copy !req
428. My hypno-ring!Copy !req
429. I never even got to take it
out of the wrapper.Copy !req
430. Wow.Copy !req
431. Look at this.Copy !req
432. He's got every issue
of Captain UnderpantsCopy !req
433. we've ever created.Copy !req
434. You think he reads them?Copy !req
435. I was kinda hoping
that we appealedCopy !req
436. to a slightly
cooler demographic.Copy !req
437. Well, if it isn't George Beard
and Harold Hutchins.Copy !req
438. To what do I owe the pleasure?Copy !req
439. Is it perhaps this?Copy !req
440. Oh, no.Copy !req
441. Nice try.Copy !req
442. Turtle and I have grown
quite attached.Copy !req
443. We're inseparable, actually.Copy !req
444. I carry him wherever I go.Copy !req
445. Including the shower!Copy !req
446. Oh.
Poor turtle.Copy !req
447. Oh, what's this?Copy !req
448. Why, it's the paperworkCopy !req
449. to separate you two.Copy !req
450. It's really incredible.Copy !req
451. I can actually see
the end of your friendship.Copy !req
452. And it ends right here.Copy !req
453. On this dotted line.Copy !req
454. George, do something.Copy !req
455. Put the pen down, Mr. Krupp...Copy !req
456. or we'll hypnotize you.Copy !req
457. What?
What?Copy !req
458. You said do something.Copy !req
459. What is that?Copy !req
460. Forged from the molten
plastic of Shandong, China.Copy !req
461. In the lowest floor
of the darkest basementCopy !req
462. where only toy prizes
dare be made...Copy !req
463. exists the most
powerful item...Copy !req
464. ever to be found in a box
of Frosted Sugar Doodles.Copy !req
465. The hypno-ring.Copy !req
466. Hypnotize me?Copy !req
467. With that piece
of plastic junk?Copy !req
468. Does that really work?Copy !req
469. What do you think?
I got it out of a cereal box.Copy !req
470. I'm warning you.Copy !req
471. If you don't do what we say,Copy !req
472. you're gonna
get really sleepy.Copy !req
473. Oh, will I?
I'll get sleepy?Copy !req
474. With that thing
pointing at me?Copy !req
475. It's not making me sleepy.Copy !req
476. I'm not gonna
get sleepy from...Copy !req
477. Whoa!Copy !req
478. What kind of
plastic hokum is this?Copy !req
479. Whoa!Copy !req
480. What's happening?
I don't know.Copy !req
481. Why are we floating?Copy !req
482. What was that?Copy !req
483. I don't know.Copy !req
484. I honestly didn't think
that would happen.Copy !req
485. Gotcha. You're safe now,
little turtle.Copy !req
486. When I snap my fingers,Copy !req
487. you will obey
our every command.Copy !req
488. Wait. How do you know this?Copy !req
489. I don't know.
I just say the first thingCopy !req
490. that comes to my mind
with great authority.Copy !req
491. You are now a chicken.Copy !req
492. It worked!Copy !req
493. He's a chicken.Copy !req
494. Okay, let me try. Let me try.Copy !req
495. You're a monkey.Copy !req
496. Oh! Look at him,
he's a monkey!Copy !req
497. Come on.Copy !req
498. You are nowCopy !req
499. the greatest superhero
of all time...Copy !req
500. the amazing
Captain Underpants!Copy !req
501. Tra-la-laaaaa!Copy !req
502. Captain Underpants?
Is that really you?Copy !req
503. Let's see.Copy !req
504. Underpants, check.Copy !req
505. Captain, also check.Copy !req
506. I'm pretty sure
I'm Captain Underpants.Copy !req
507. It worked!Copy !req
508. Which must make you
my trusty sidekicks!Copy !req
509. Sidekicks?Copy !req
510. Fear not, this planet is safe
under my watchful eye.Copy !req
511. This is hilarious!
This is amazing!Copy !req
512. Let's see what's afoot.Copy !req
513. Wait, no!Copy !req
514. Well, that was invigorating.Copy !req
515. We gotta stop him.
Why?Copy !req
516. Huzzah!Copy !req
517. Out of the road, bozo!Copy !req
518. Why, thank you,
vehicle person!Copy !req
519. Ow!Copy !req
520. Yeah, we should
probably go get him.Copy !req
521. Captain Underpants, wait!Copy !req
522. Oh!
Ha-ha!Copy !req
523. What is this?Copy !req
524. Poor soul. You're trappedCopy !req
525. in some sort of
invisible box-like prison.Copy !req
526. What's that? I can't hear you.Copy !req
527. But I see your tears.Copy !req
528. Is it okay
that I'm kinda loving this?Copy !req
529. Yes and no. But mostly yes.Copy !req
530. Fear not,
for I will set you free!Copy !req
531. Ow!
Ooh!Copy !req
532. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
533. Ah, that's better.
I can hear you now.Copy !req
534. Sorry, sorry. We're so sorry.Copy !req
535. Okay, listen, let's not beCopy !req
536. punching people,
though, because...Copy !req
537. Hold it.Copy !req
538. Here, let me help.
Oh!Copy !req
539. You're welcome, madam.Copy !req
540. You know,
we should probably get youCopy !req
541. back to the school
before anything else...Copy !req
542. Halt!
What?Copy !req
543. Do you sense that?
No.Copy !req
544. Well, of course you don't.Copy !req
545. You're not a superhero
like me.Copy !req
546. Come, sidekicks.
Evil lurks within!Copy !req
547. Oh, no!Copy !req
548. Where'd he go now?Copy !req
549. To the sky!Copy !req
550. You'd think a guy like him
would be easy to find.Copy !req
551. Found him.Copy !req
552. Stand down,
you giant ape monster!Copy !req
553. Giant ape monster?
What is he talking...Copy !req
554. Your days of terrifying
this town are over!Copy !req
555. Mr. Krupp!
I mean, Captain Underpants!Copy !req
556. You can't actually fly!Copy !req
557. Now I take to the sky...Copy !req
558. like an ostrich!Copy !req
559. I gotcha!Copy !req
560. We gotta do something.Copy !req
561. I've got an idea.Copy !req
562. Morning.
Morning.Copy !req
563. Oh, that is a lot of buttons.Copy !req
564. Take that! Ah, cheap shot!Copy !req
565. Ow! Right in the kisser!Copy !req
566. No!Copy !req
567. Oh, hi, guys!Copy !req
568. Wait! No!Copy !req
569. Follow that gorilla!Copy !req
570. Oh, you put up a good fight!Copy !req
571. Yeah! You are so good
at operating a crane, Harold.Copy !req
572. I know!
It's really not that hard.Copy !req
573. Rest assured,Copy !req
574. citizens of
this marvelous metropolis...Copy !req
575. I will rid you of this menace
any moment now!Copy !req
576. Come on. Oh, come on,
come on, come on.Copy !req
577. Victory!Copy !req
578. Yes!
Bravo!Copy !req
579. Oh, no, no, no!Copy !req
580. Let that be a lesson
to evildoers everywhere.Copy !req
581. Never underestimate the power
of underwear!Copy !req
582. Who the heck are you?Copy !req
583. What the...Copy !req
584. Wow! I can't believe
we found a spot.Copy !req
585. Oh, goodness.
Grandpa, you did it again.Copy !req
586. He's a sleepwalker.Copy !req
587. Come on, pap pap,
let's get you back into bed.Copy !req
588. But what about all the other
evil villains?Copy !req
589. Well, don't worry about that.Copy !req
590. There's no more
evil villains around here.Copy !req
591. A science teacher, hmm?Copy !req
592. The perfect cover.Copy !req
593. Chums! What
an astounding headquarters.Copy !req
594. Stuffed full of relics...Copy !req
595. all celebrating
my interplanetary exploits!Copy !req
596. Oh, this takes me back.Copy !req
597. What are we gonna do?
He can't just stay here.Copy !req
598. We have to turn him back
into Krupp.Copy !req
599. I know,
but can we just take a momentCopy !req
600. to acknowledge
what's happening here please?Copy !req
601. I mean, Captain Underpants is
hanging out in our tree house!Copy !req
602. Look at
the cute little turtle.Copy !req
603. Oh, he's so adorable.Copy !req
604. Well, a hero's work
is never done.Copy !req
605. Now it is time to fly again!Copy !req
606. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
607. Where am I?Copy !req
608. Where are my pants?Copy !req
609. Oh, no! He's Krupp again.Copy !req
610. Ah!Copy !req
611. Tra-la-laaa!Copy !req
612. That's it! Now we know
what turns him back and forth.Copy !req
613. Turns who what?Copy !req
614. Why am I soaking wet?Copy !req
615. Cool.
Hey.Copy !req
616. Tra-la-laaa!Copy !req
617. Harold!
Tra-la...Copy !req
618. George!
Laaa!Copy !req
619. We should probably stop.Copy !req
620. Yeah, we probably should.Copy !req
621. Stop doing this!
Tra-la...Copy !req
622. I am Captain...Copy !req
623. What are you doing?Copy !req
624. Hello? Well, hello!Copy !req
625. What's happening?
Fear not!Copy !req
626. Didn't know I could do this.
Hey, sidekicks!Copy !req
627. Tra! Hey! Heyo!Copy !req
628. Tra-la-laaa!Copy !req
629. Okay, this is the street.Copy !req
630. Come on, come on.
We're almost there.Copy !req
631. Evening.
Evening.Copy !req
632. Drop it. No, get off. Gimme!
That's a bad dog.Copy !req
633. We made it.Copy !req
634. Yeesh.Copy !req
635. I wonder
what horrors lie inside.Copy !req
636. There's probably
wild dogs in there.Copy !req
637. Probably torture implements.Copy !req
638. Rabid rats.Copy !req
639. Brains in jars.Copy !req
640. Jars of plucked-out eyeballs.Copy !req
641. Bones of former students.Copy !req
642. Why'd you scream?Copy !req
643. I just assumed
there'd be something scary...Copy !req
644. but it's actually
a really nice place.Copy !req
645. We probably
shouldn't snoop around.Copy !req
646. Yeah. Definitely not.Copy !req
647. Come on.Copy !req
648. Huh.Copy !req
649. Hmm.Copy !req
650. Not So Cheery O's?Copy !req
651. This guy's
bumming me out.Copy !req
652. I gotta say, this has
not been the funnest snoop.Copy !req
653. Yeah, no, totally.
Really sad snoop.Copy !req
654. Kinda regretting it, actually.Copy !req
655. I sure hope we don't ever
end up like him.Copy !req
656. All alone.Copy !req
657. It's impossible.
That would never happen.Copy !req
658. Yeah, yeah.
That'll never happen.Copy !req
659. Unless he puts us
in separate classes.Copy !req
660. Which will never happen.Copy !req
661. It'll never happen.
'Cause we control him now.Copy !req
662. And if ever gives us
any trouble again,Copy !req
663. all we gotta do
is snap our fingers...Copy !req
664. and "Tra-la-laa!"Copy !req
665. All of our problems go away.Copy !req
666. Oh, yeahCopy !req
667. BeautifulCopy !req
668. Even more beautifulCopy !req
669. Hey, Tommy. What's going on?Copy !req
670. Hey, guys.Copy !req
671. Whoa! Cool shirts!Copy !req
672. What are you two
doing together?Copy !req
673. I separated you.Copy !req
674. No, you didn't.Copy !req
675. What are you talking about?Copy !req
676. I signed the paperwork. See?Copy !req
677. I don't see a signature.Copy !req
678. Harold, do you see
a signature?Copy !req
679. Not a thing.Copy !req
680. I actually can't see a thing.
These sunglasses are too dark.Copy !req
681. What? I could have sworn
I signed that thing.Copy !req
682. No matter. There!Copy !req
683. Officially separated.Copy !req
684. Forever.Copy !req
685. What? Give me that.
Tra-la-laaa!Copy !req
686. See? Problem solved.Copy !req
687. Ooh!Copy !req
688. Greetings, citizens!Copy !req
689. Quick, in here.Copy !req
690. Okay, you know what?Copy !req
691. These shirts
were way premature.Copy !req
692. Definitely. Come on.Copy !req
693. Let's turn him back
into Krupp.Copy !req
694. We can't. He'll separate us,
remember?Copy !req
695. Yeah, well, we can't have himCopy !req
696. wandering around
looking like that.Copy !req
697. A triangle!Copy !req
698. It dings!Copy !req
699. Ah! Principal Krupp,
you caught us again.Copy !req
700. You better take us
to your officeCopy !req
701. for a good old talking-to.Copy !req
702. Right? Principal Krupp?Copy !req
703. Principal who?Copy !req
704. Captain Underpants,
get out here.Copy !req
705. Sidekicks...Copy !req
706. are you sureCopy !req
707. my secret identity
requires these...Copy !req
708. restricting,
uncomfortable clothes?Copy !req
709. Yes, positive.Copy !req
710. 100% positive.
Now act like a principal.Copy !req
711. Oh, right.Copy !req
712. How does a principal act?Copy !req
713. Mean!Copy !req
714. Okey-doke.Copy !req
715. I'm a principal!Copy !req
716. Oh, yeah. That's great.Copy !req
717. Come on. We're almost there.Copy !req
718. Oh, hello. Surprise.Copy !req
719. It's Edith.Copy !req
720. Did you like
my tuna casserole?Copy !req
721. I cannot lie.Copy !req
722. I don't recall
having your tuna casserole.Copy !req
723. What? Oh.Copy !req
724. But if your casserole isCopy !req
725. as striking
as your one blue eye...Copy !req
726. Oh, I didn't think
you noticed.Copy !req
727. Oh, my.Copy !req
728. Two blue eyes.Copy !req
729. Ooh!Copy !req
730. Principal Krupp.
It's time to go.Copy !req
731. Gotta wrap it up.Copy !req
732. Very well then.Copy !req
733. Up, up, and...Copy !req
734. And this way, sir.Copy !req
735. Ooh! Flirt alert.Copy !req
736. A-ha!Copy !req
737. Wow, she's still on hold.Copy !req
738. Phew! We made it.Copy !req
739. Well, hello, citizen.
What?Copy !req
740. Oh, and hello to you, too.Copy !req
741. I was just, like,
admiring the view...Copy !req
742. from your broken window.Copy !req
743. It's in the shape of a man.Copy !req
744. Anyway, I am here to interviewCopy !req
745. for the science teacher
position.Copy !req
746. Perfect. I'm disguisedCopy !req
747. as an elementary
school principal.Copy !req
748. Guys, I totally got this.Copy !req
749. Don't worry one bit.Copy !req
750. Now, where did I put
that resume?Copy !req
751. No, not that. Oh, this thing.Copy !req
752. This one's fun.Copy !req
753. Ooh!
Heads up.Copy !req
754. That one's gonna leave a mark.Copy !req
755. I've been looking for that.Copy !req
756. Oh, not that.Copy !req
757. Ah-ha! Here we go.Copy !req
758. Hmm. Says here
you're a science teacher?Copy !req
759. Not exactly.Copy !req
760. But you have
teaching experience?Copy !req
761. Oh, no, I can't say that I do.Copy !req
762. Not even, like, babysitting?Copy !req
763. I would never sit on a baby.Copy !req
764. Camp counselor?Copy !req
765. Never was a camp counselor.Copy !req
766. Although
I did receive counseling...Copy !req
767. for some trauma I experienced
as a child.Copy !req
768. I'm getting a really good vibe
about you.Copy !req
769. Now hold on.
Let me see that resume.Copy !req
770. It says here that you were
a genius inventor?Copy !req
771. Mad...Copy !req
772. genius inventor.
But yes.Copy !req
773. And then for
the last few years...Copy !req
774. you've "been in
a very dark place"...Copy !req
775. and your title was...Copy !req
776. "Revenge Seeker?"Copy !req
777. "Revenge at all costs...Copy !req
778. "Die! Die!"Copy !req
779. Am I reading this right?Copy !req
780. Yeah, that's basically
what I've been up to...Copy !req
781. so here I am!Copy !req
782. Applying for a job inCopy !req
783. the thriving
public school system...Copy !req
784. with all of
its amazing resources.Copy !req
785. But honestly,
kids are so understanding.Copy !req
786. So innocent.Copy !req
787. Their smiles brighten my heart
and fill me with...Copy !req
788. a joy-adjacent feeling.Copy !req
789. As long
as they are controlled...Copy !req
790. and do not laugh
nor smile nor play nor laugh.Copy !req
791. Children must never laugh!Copy !req
792. Well, you seem terrific!Copy !req
793. You're hired!Copy !req
794. What?
Excellent.Copy !req
795. Oh, by the way,
going to need Fridays off...Copy !req
796. and every other Tuesday
through Thursday...Copy !req
797. for my evil experiments.Copy !req
798. Hope that's not a problem.
Okay, bye-bye!Copy !req
799. Oh, this is bad.Copy !req
800. We just hired a maniac
for a science teacher!Copy !req
801. Uh, yeah. We gotta fix this
before Krupp finds out.Copy !req
802. Sounds like a job
for Captain Underpants.Copy !req
803. No, no, no.
You need to stay here.Copy !req
804. Okay, you're
the principal, remember?Copy !req
805. Yeah, just sit there
and look angry for no reason.Copy !req
806. You got it. Grr...Copy !req
807. Ooh!Copy !req
808. That will be interesting
to put my eye up to.Copy !req
809. What?
How did I get here?Copy !req
810. Why is my face wet?Copy !req
811. Hiya, class.Copy !req
812. I'm your cool, new teacher.Copy !req
813. Not some scary guy
with a secret evil agenda.Copy !req
814. Anyway, I'm just going to dive
right in here.Copy !req
815. If there was one thingCopy !req
816. about this world
that you could change...Copy !req
817. what would it be?Copy !req
818. Ooh! Ooh! Peace on Earth.Copy !req
819. Unattainable. Anyone else?Copy !req
820. Pacific Ocean into chocolate.Copy !req
821. Atlantic into nacho cheese.Copy !req
822. It's like
we're the same personCopy !req
823. and yet so, so different.Copy !req
824. I love it.Copy !req
825. But more importantly...Copy !req
826. if I had to change one thing
about the world...Copy !req
827. it would be to get rid of...Copy !req
828. laughter.Copy !req
829. Get rid of laughter?Copy !req
830. What kind of person
wants to do that?Copy !req
831. Oh, oh! Ah! Ah! Sir, sir.Copy !req
832. Yes?Copy !req
833. I love it.Copy !req
834. Oh, look at this.
We got a grade A suck-up.Copy !req
835. Good to know, good to know.Copy !req
836. Anyway.Copy !req
837. This is the brain
of an average child.Copy !req
838. Right here isCopy !req
839. the "thinking about candy"
lopalus.Copy !req
840. The "fear of
what's under the bed" lobe.Copy !req
841. This is the "only thing
I'll eat is pizza...Copy !req
842. "chicken nuggets,
or buttered noodles" lobe.Copy !req
843. Right here is theCopy !req
844. "as soon as
someone else has a toy...Copy !req
845. "I want that toy"
anterior lobe.Copy !req
846. And this...Copy !req
847. This is the
Hahaguffawchuckleamalus.Copy !req
848. This funny little purple partCopy !req
849. holds our entire capacity
for laughter.Copy !req
850. For years,
I've tried to shrink itCopy !req
851. or cut it out entirely...Copy !req
852. but frustratingly,Copy !req
853. our survival seems
dependent upon it.Copy !req
854. I don't like this. I mean,
I don't really understand it.Copy !req
855. But the stuff
I am understandingCopy !req
856. seems genuinely bad to me.Copy !req
857. Yeah, same.Copy !req
858. Um... Excuse me, Professor P?Copy !req
859. Why are you trying to
get rid of laughter?Copy !req
860. Isn't laughter
the best medicine?Copy !req
861. Medicine is the best medicine!
So...Copy !req
862. Yeesh.Copy !req
863. What?Copy !req
864. What does the P stand for?Copy !req
865. Excuse me?Copy !req
866. The P. In your name.
What does it stand for?Copy !req
867. Oh, it's private.Copy !req
868. So that means your name is
Professor Privates?Copy !req
869. What's so funny?Copy !req
870. I don't get it.Copy !req
871. Principal's office, now!Copy !req
872. You too!Copy !req
873. Why him?Copy !req
874. Because your friendship
and shared sense of humorCopy !req
875. irritates me...Copy !req
876. and must be destroyed!Copy !req
877. We gotta do something about
that new science teacher.Copy !req
878. Yeah, it's like he's even more
of a villain than Krupp.Copy !req
879. I didn't even think
that was possible.Copy !req
880. Whoa! Whoa! Wait a second.
Tell me about it.Copy !req
881. What? Who do you think...Copy !req
882. Oh, okay. Maybe we could
fix this if we just...Copy !req
883. Can you hear me?
No, that'll never work.Copy !req
884. I'm sitting right here.Copy !req
885. Wait, Professor P doesn't want
anybody to know his last name.Copy !req
886. Right?
Right!Copy !req
887. Who's Professor P?
Exactly!Copy !req
888. Where is the respect?
I am your principal!Copy !req
889. Wait, is he Krupp again?Copy !req
890. George!
Yup. Pretty sure he is.Copy !req
891. Harold!Copy !req
892. How'd that even happen?Copy !req
893. Tra-la-laaa!Copy !req
894. Greetings!
I need to get the...Copy !req
895. Sidekicks,
what do I need again?Copy !req
896. The file
on the new science teacher.Copy !req
897. Oh, right, right.Copy !req
898. I need the bile
on the gooey fence creature.Copy !req
899. Science teacher.Copy !req
900. The dewy tense preacher?Copy !req
901. The dial on the...Copy !req
902. Oh, come on!Copy !req
903. Thank you, human woman!Copy !req
904. Sidekicks, explain to meCopy !req
905. the importance
of this secret file.Copy !req
906. There's a new
super villain in townCopy !req
907. and we're trying to
discover his weakness.Copy !req
908. Oh...Copy !req
909. "Poopypants."Copy !req
910. HallelujahCopy !req
911. HallelujahCopy !req
912. His name is Poopypants
We found his weaknessCopy !req
913. HallelujahCopy !req
914. He wants to rid the worldCopy !req
915. Of laughterCopy !req
916. ForeverCopy !req
917. And everCopy !req
918. We will defeat himCopy !req
919. Hallelujah
HallelujahCopy !req
920. PoopypantsCopy !req
921. Captain?
You forgetting something?Copy !req
922. Oh, look at that.
They came off again.Copy !req
923. Hey there, kiddo.Copy !req
924. First day for Professor P.Copy !req
925. Can you tell me where
the lunch is consumed?Copy !req
926. What's going
on with your face?Copy !req
927. Are you choking?Copy !req
928. Do you need to sneeze?Copy !req
929. I see, I see.Copy !req
930. Got a case of
the giggles, huh? That's fun.Copy !req
931. Well, I've got
just the remedy for that.Copy !req
932. In the cage. Now!
Why?Copy !req
933. Because I hate
laughter and children...Copy !req
934. and I've got a cage
in a briefcase!Copy !req
935. Okay, well, have a nice day.Copy !req
936. Now what's for lunch?Copy !req
937. Excuse me, could you explain
to me why this is funny?Copy !req
938. You! Why is everyone laughing?Copy !req
939. Uh, you're asking
the wrong dude.Copy !req
940. "Captain Underpants
and the Perilous Plot of...Copy !req
941. "Professor Poopypants."Copy !req
942. Oh, What's happening?Copy !req
943. I'm hyperventilating.Copy !req
944. Esteemed membersCopy !req
945. of the Nobel
Prize Committee...Copy !req
946. it is with great pride...Copy !req
947. that I present to you...Copy !req
948. the Sizerator 2000!Copy !req
949. Ooh.
Oh.Copy !req
950. Behold, we can smallify.Copy !req
951. No more traffic jams.Copy !req
952. And conversely, largify.Copy !req
953. Look at how big
this hot dog is.Copy !req
954. Going to need a lot of mustard
for this frankfurter!Copy !req
955. The Nobel Peace Prize
in Inventing Stuff goes to...Copy !req
956. um,Copy !req
957. Professor...Copy !req
958. Is that really your name?Copy !req
959. It's not, like,
some kind of joke?Copy !req
960. No. It's not, like, a joke.Copy !req
961. It's a traditional name
in New Swissland.Copy !req
962. Am I pronouncing it right?Copy !req
963. Poopypants?Copy !req
964. More or less. Except
the emphasis is on the "poop."Copy !req
965. Why are you laughing?Copy !req
966. I've invented a shrinking
and enlarging ray!Copy !req
967. I should be famous!Copy !req
968. I should be dating models
twice my size...Copy !req
969. and doing
the talk show circuit!Copy !req
970. I should be protecting
baby seals as a cause...Copy !req
971. that I say I care about,
but not really!Copy !req
972. This guy is too much!Copy !req
973. Stop! Stop laughing!Copy !req
974. No, stop it!
Okay.Copy !req
975. Phew! Oh...Copy !req
976. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
977. Here. Take the award.Copy !req
978. It's really fun
to say Poopypants.Copy !req
979. You keep your stupid award!
I don't want it anymore.Copy !req
980. Oh, and one more thing...Copy !req
981. On behalf
of the Nobel Prize committee,Copy !req
982. please accept our apology.Copy !req
983. And could you change me
back now please?Copy !req
984. Why don't you go on and inventCopy !req
985. your own shrinking
and enlarging ray...Copy !req
986. if you think you're so smart?Copy !req
987. How much of that was out loud?Copy !req
988. Extra! Extra!
Get our latest issue!Copy !req
989. Captain Underpants
and the Perilous PlotCopy !req
990. of Professor Poopypants.Copy !req
991. Oh, no.Copy !req
992. There you are. I've been
looking all over for you.Copy !req
993. Hmm. How many A's
are there in "Tra-la-laaa?"Copy !req
994. What?
I'll just go with 11.Copy !req
995. Enjoying your
first day, professor?Copy !req
996. The complete
opposite, actually.Copy !req
997. Look at what these
little monsters have created!Copy !req
998. We must lock them up,
probably, like, forever!Copy !req
999. Hmm.Copy !req
1000. Oh, my.Copy !req
1001. This is not a comic.Copy !req
1002. This is a history book.Copy !req
1003. What?Copy !req
1004. And as such, it should be
taught in every classroom.Copy !req
1005. And you yourself
must teach it...Copy !req
1006. because that is
how good it is.Copy !req
1007. I don't understand.
I thought, like,Copy !req
1008. we'd be on the same page here.Copy !req
1009. What page is that?
I'm on page 9, here.Copy !req
1010. It's fantastic.Copy !req
1011. Look, look.Copy !req
1012. It's about
this evil science teacher...Copy !req
1013. who looks a lot like you,
by the way.Copy !req
1014. And he wanted to
rid the world of laughter...Copy !req
1015. but he couldn't figure out
how to do it.Copy !req
1016. Even worse, it seemed like
everywhere he went,Copy !req
1017. people were having fun
and laughing.Copy !req
1018. It just was infuriating.Copy !req
1019. But then, he discovered
someone who wasn't.Copy !req
1020. Why is it funny?Copy !req
1021. Anti-Humor Boy!Copy !req
1022. And then the professor says,
"Very interesting."Copy !req
1023. That's my voice for him.Copy !req
1024. Wait, wait, wait. Gimme that.Copy !req
1025. That's no Anti-Humor Boy.Copy !req
1026. That's the suck up from class.Copy !req
1027. Very interesting.Copy !req
1028. You boys
don't even realize it...Copy !req
1029. but your silly comic book
just helped me figure out...Copy !req
1030. how to wipe out laughter
on the... Oof!Copy !req
1031. Out of the road, bozo!Copy !req
1032. Hey, watch where you're going!Copy !req
1033. You just hit
Professor Poopypants.Copy !req
1034. Poopypants?Copy !req
1035. That's not funny!
That's not funny!Copy !req
1036. Ever heard
of the sidewalk?Copy !req
1037. Oh, if I had insurance,
you'd be in... Ow!Copy !req
1038. I'll admit that
was surprising.Copy !req
1039. Wow.Copy !req
1040. That actually
worked out for once.Copy !req
1041. Good job, Captain Underpants.Copy !req
1042. At your service, sidekicks.Copy !req
1043. Now where was I?Copy !req
1044. We should probably
get back to class, huh?Copy !req
1045. Yeah, we probably should.Copy !req
1046. Excuse me. Pardon me.
If you could just...Copy !req
1047. Watch your feet.
Excuse me.Copy !req
1048. Sorry. Thank you.
Oh, hey, Todd.Copy !req
1049. Now, let me ask you something.Copy !req
1050. If you could
control your principal...Copy !req
1051. what would you do?Copy !req
1052. Shh.
It's starting. It's starting.Copy !req
1053. I just wanna
make sure you applyCopy !req
1054. the extra credit
to next semester.Copy !req
1055. I won't be needing it
this semester, of course.Copy !req
1056. Oh, yeah. Sure, yeah.Copy !req
1057. Whatever floats
your boat, Melvin.Copy !req
1058. Excuse me?Copy !req
1059. Can I please get
an ice cream sandwich?Copy !req
1060. Yeah, scram, okay?
We're closed for Ebola.Copy !req
1061. Okay, just a quick checkCopy !req
1062. to make sure
that we're connected.Copy !req
1063. Mmm-hmm. Okay.
We're sure that's safe?Copy !req
1064. And now,
some classic funny bloopers!Copy !req
1065. Ah. That's a good one.
Oh, this one's my favorite.Copy !req
1066. I'm sorry.
Why are you showing me this?Copy !req
1067. Ow.Copy !req
1068. Come on, that was funny!Copy !req
1069. That child walked
right into that rake.Copy !req
1070. I'm bored! What else is on?Copy !req
1071. Fascinating.
Computer, scan.Copy !req
1072. I don't believe it.Copy !req
1073. You know, I suspectedCopy !req
1074. something smaller than normal,
but this...Copy !req
1075. This.
What? What is it?Copy !req
1076. I can't find it.
Your Hahaguffawchuckleamalus!Copy !req
1077. You don't have one!Copy !req
1078. I don't get it.
Exactly.Copy !req
1079. You have no sense of humor
like a chair or a supermodel.Copy !req
1080. Melvin, with your brain
and my brain together...Copy !req
1081. we can finally
wipe out laughterCopy !req
1082. for once and for all!Copy !req
1083. So George and Harold
want a supervillain...Copy !req
1084. well, ask
and ye shall receive!Copy !req
1085. I hereby declare...Copy !req
1086. the Jerome Horwitz
art program...Copy !req
1087. reinstated!Copy !req
1088. Oh...Copy !req
1089. After you, sir.Copy !req
1090. Ooh, what if we...
I'm already on it.Copy !req
1091. Oh, this is gonna be epic!Copy !req
1092. Come on, Captain, draw!Copy !req
1093. Move your hand
in the shape of a person!Copy !req
1094. Why does it look
like a chicken?Copy !req
1095. This whole visual
storytelling thing is hard!Copy !req
1096. Oh, that's good.Copy !req
1097. Here, these need words.Copy !req
1098. Hey, sidekicks...Copy !req
1099. why are we doing this again?Copy !req
1100. Well, we're making
school fun again.Copy !req
1101. You know, "free the children."Copy !req
1102. Hey, hey! What if we put
this panel right here?Copy !req
1103. Oh, yes! Yes, yes.Copy !req
1104. Ah, yes. Of course.Copy !req
1105. Fun.Copy !req
1106. On it!Copy !req
1107. Ha-ha!Copy !req
1108. Uh...Copy !req
1109. Where'd everybody go?Copy !req
1110. Where did this even come from?Copy !req
1111. Hey!Copy !req
1112. Oh, hey, sidekicks.
Glad you could join.Copy !req
1113. How did you even do this?Copy !req
1114. I thought you said
you were looking after the...Copy !req
1115. Oh, my goodness!
Is that a Ferris wheel?Copy !req
1116. Well, of course it is!Copy !req
1117. It came
with the carnival I ordered.Copy !req
1118. This cotton candy
makes me feel powerful!Copy !req
1119. Hey, uh,
where are all the teachers?Copy !req
1120. Detention.Copy !req
1121. They have a real
attitude problem.Copy !req
1122. Sure beats
having Krupp around!Copy !req
1123. Oh, yeah. Krupp would totally
lose his mind if he saw this.Copy !req
1124. Step right up!Copy !req
1125. Who'll be the first
to dunk the principal?Copy !req
1126. No!Copy !req
1127. I'm drowning!Copy !req
1128. Tra-la...Copy !req
1129. All right, that's enough.
Recess is over.Copy !req
1130. Ah, come on!Copy !req
1131. Just one more ride!
Whoa!Copy !req
1132. Hey, watch it!
What is this, a carnival?Copy !req
1133. I hate carnivals!Copy !req
1134. Oh, this looks fun!
How do we play?Copy !req
1135. Hold your fire!Copy !req
1136. What is happening?Copy !req
1137. Who wants ice cream?Copy !req
1138. Ice cream!Copy !req
1139. What are we gonna do?
We can't keep this up forever.Copy !req
1140. We have to! We'll just
take shifts watching him.Copy !req
1141. I'll take today.
You take tonight.Copy !req
1142. Sugar!Copy !req
1143. Sugar!Copy !req
1144. Harold, I really
want some sugar.Copy !req
1145. Me too.Copy !req
1146. We made the wrong choice!Copy !req
1147. This did not solve anything!Copy !req
1148. Hey, sidekicks!Copy !req
1149. Check this out!Copy !req
1150. Geronimo!Copy !req
1151. No!Copy !req
1152. This way!Copy !req
1153. Field trip, anyone?Copy !req
1154. No, no, no!Copy !req
1155. Nothing's more fun than fire!Copy !req
1156. Except being on...Copy !req
1157. Fire!Copy !req
1158. What is happening?Copy !req
1159. Tra-la-laaaa!Copy !req
1160. Now, this is
how you run a school!Copy !req
1161. Free the children!Copy !req
1162. Wait a minute.Copy !req
1163. What the...Copy !req
1164. How did this...Copy !req
1165. I don't understand.Copy !req
1166. Help!
What the...Copy !req
1167. You...Copy !req
1168. You two.Copy !req
1169. Your friendship...Copy !req
1170. is no more.Copy !req
1171. What?Copy !req
1172. George!Copy !req
1173. Harold!Copy !req
1174. Harold! Come back!Copy !req
1175. George, I'm right here!
I'm right here!Copy !req
1176. Oh, no! No, no!
Don't leave me!Copy !req
1177. I won't! I won't, George!Copy !req
1178. Harold!Copy !req
1179. No, no! Wait, wait! Stop!Copy !req
1180. George!Copy !req
1181. This thing is amazing,
Professor P.Copy !req
1182. You could probably solveCopy !req
1183. world hunger
with an invention like this.Copy !req
1184. Pass!
More importantly...Copy !req
1185. how do I look?Copy !req
1186. Just like you do
in this comic!Copy !req
1187. Good! Now,
hands off the merchandise,Copy !req
1188. and go fetch
your little toilet, okay?Copy !req
1189. I call it "The Turbo..."Copy !req
1190. Yeah, yeah. Couple of
gold stars for you, kiddo.Copy !req
1191. Let the Poopageddon begin!Copy !req
1192. Whoo-ee!Copy !req
1193. What?
Oh, you've gotta be joking me!Copy !req
1194. Poopypants has no gas!
You can't write this stuff.Copy !req
1195. Where would
a burgeoning villainCopy !req
1196. find unlimited power?Copy !req
1197. True power comes from within.Copy !req
1198. No, it doesn't, Melvin!Copy !req
1199. That's on stupid posters!Copy !req
1200. Okay.Copy !req
1201. It comes
from enormous energy sources!Copy !req
1202. A nuclear waste dump.Copy !req
1203. I see where you're going.Copy !req
1204. A poisonous chemical factory.Copy !req
1205. Or perhaps
a place even more toxic!Copy !req
1206. Whoo!
These leftovers got a kick.Copy !req
1207. Oh, it's a powerful smell.Copy !req
1208. Back in business, baby!Copy !req
1209. Memorize these elements...Copy !req
1210. Oxygen. Beryllium.Copy !req
1211. Boringillium.Copy !req
1212. Lameium.Copy !req
1213. Snoronium.Copy !req
1214. Excuse me, everybody,
there's a giant...Copy !req
1215. Do not interrupt
while I'm readingCopy !req
1216. monotone from my textbook!Copy !req
1217. But the toilet!Copy !req
1218. Ugh.Copy !req
1219. Just go.Copy !req
1220. Harold?Copy !req
1221. George?Copy !req
1222. Students and facultyCopy !req
1223. of Jerome Horwitz
Elementary...Copy !req
1224. the world, as you know it,
is about to go extinct.Copy !req
1225. And a new world order
is about to rise!Copy !req
1226. One that is,
you know, honestlyCopy !req
1227. pretty similar
to the old world order...Copy !req
1228. except for one tiny detail...Copy !req
1229. Melvin?Copy !req
1230. Comin' atcha!Copy !req
1231. Powered by
Melvin's unique neurology...Copy !req
1232. I will successfully disable
the Hahaguffawchuckleamalus...Copy !req
1233. of every single child at
Jerome Horwitz Elementary.Copy !req
1234. For I, Professor Poopypants...Copy !req
1235. Yeah, it's a funny name.Copy !req
1236. It just makes you
laugh and laugh, right?Copy !req
1237. Get down!Copy !req
1238. Still give you
the chuckles now?Copy !req
1239. Poopypants!Copy !req
1240. I don't get it.Copy !req
1241. Why is that funny?Copy !req
1242. Perfect!Copy !req
1243. Finally!
You're speaking my language!Copy !req
1244. Oh, no. This is bad.Copy !req
1245. This is seriously bad.Copy !req
1246. I mean,
a world without laughter?Copy !req
1247. George, if he destroys
our sense of humor,Copy !req
1248. he destroys us!Copy !req
1249. Imagine how boring
our comics will be.Copy !req
1250. Captain Underpants
and the PurchaseCopy !req
1251. of the Sensible Beige Pants.Copy !req
1252. Captain Underpants
Eats All of His Falafel.Copy !req
1253. Captain Underpants
Watches Cement Dry.Copy !req
1254. And would the creators ofCopy !req
1255. this absolutely
hilarious comic book...Copy !req
1256. please come out, come out,
wherever you are!Copy !req
1257. You're next.Copy !req
1258. Okay, we have to stop him.Copy !req
1259. We've gotta find a way
to unplug Melvin.Copy !req
1260. Yeah.Copy !req
1261. But how do we get to him
without Poopypants seeing us?Copy !req
1262. What are you two
doing together?Copy !req
1263. Are you in there?Copy !req
1264. Oh...
Maybe you're hiding here.Copy !req
1265. Oh, sorry.
Are you stuck on hold?Copy !req
1266. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
1267. Oh, totally hate
when that happens.Copy !req
1268. Well, good luck with that.Copy !req
1269. Now, where are
those two little...Copy !req
1270. Stand down, Poopypants!Copy !req
1271. What is happening?Copy !req
1272. I hope this works.Copy !req
1273. Tra-la-laaa!Copy !req
1274. Ow! Ow!Copy !req
1275. Keep standing down.
I'm just gonna be a second.Copy !req
1276. Ow.Copy !req
1277. I bet he thought
that was going to be cooler.Copy !req
1278. Oh, boy. Here goes nothing.Copy !req
1279. Ha-ha!Copy !req
1280. Prepare to be vanquished...Copy !req
1281. and justice to be servedCopy !req
1282. on a piping hot
platter of freedom!Copy !req
1283. With a side order
of liberty...Copy !req
1284. and a super-sized cup
filled with freedom also!Copy !req
1285. Impressive use
of fast-food analogies,Copy !req
1286. you giant baby with a cape on!Copy !req
1287. Let's do this.Copy !req
1288. Freeze! The following sequence
contains scenes...Copy !req
1289. that are so intense,
horrific, and violent...Copy !req
1290. And expensive.Copy !req
1291. that we can only show it
using a technology known as...Copy !req
1292. Flip-O-Rama!Copy !req
1293. Take it away, Harold.Copy !req
1294. Okay,
first Professor PoopypantsCopy !req
1295. gave Captain Underpants
the boot.Copy !req
1296. Foot! Foot! Ow!Copy !req
1297. Then he made
an Underpants sandwich.Copy !req
1298. Punch, punch! Punch, punch!Copy !req
1299. And then, they played
a friendly game of paddleball!Copy !req
1300. Oh, no!Copy !req
1301. Darn.Copy !req
1302. Okay, what's next?
Oh, yes!Copy !req
1303. Then, Poopypants summoned
an army of dolphins...Copy !req
1304. Wait, what?
Why are you alwaysCopy !req
1305. sneaking dolphins
into the movie?Copy !req
1306. What do you have
against dolphins anyway?Copy !req
1307. I don't have nothing
against dolphins,Copy !req
1308. - it just didn't happen!
- Well, so what?Copy !req
1309. We get to say what happened.
It's the Flip-O-Rama.Copy !req
1310. I like dolphins.
The dolphins are in.Copy !req
1311. Fine, all right.
Let's just keep going.Copy !req
1312. - You sure?
- Yep, positive.Copy !req
1313. Thank you.Copy !req
1314. - Anyway, Poopypants didn't realize it...
- Quiet five, quiet five.Copy !req
1315. but George and Harold's plan
was working out perfectly.Copy !req
1316. So, they
shot themselves to the topCopy !req
1317. of the Turbo Toilet 2000!Copy !req
1318. To keep things dramatic,
they didn't quite make it.Copy !req
1319. And then...
And then...Copy !req
1320. And then...Copy !req
1321. What happened
to the Flip-O-Rama?Copy !req
1322. I ran outta paper.Copy !req
1323. Hey, Melvin!
Take that thing off your head.Copy !req
1324. We gotta stop Poopypants!Copy !req
1325. Professor Poopypants!Copy !req
1326. George and Harold
are trying to stop you!Copy !req
1327. You are just so annoying!Copy !req
1328. So, you two
little numbskulls thoughtCopy !req
1329. you could distract me...Copy !req
1330. with this idiotic, naked man.
Am I right?Copy !req
1331. I'm not naked!Copy !req
1332. Any final words before this
whole revenge thing goes down?Copy !req
1333. Yeah, wait, wait. Listen.Copy !req
1334. We apologize
for making fun of your name.Copy !req
1335. I mean, that was just wrong.Copy !req
1336. Yeah, we're sorry.
The truth is, Professor P...Copy !req
1337. you have probably, like,Copy !req
1338. the greatest name
we've ever heard.Copy !req
1339. I mean, George, imagine
if we had names like that.Copy !req
1340. Oh, that would be so cool!Copy !req
1341. Okay, wait, let's do it.
Let's try it.Copy !req
1342. Oh, I would be
Fluffy Toiletnose.Copy !req
1343. Yeah! I would be
Sir Cheeseball Wafflefanny.Copy !req
1344. Yeah, sure. You're a knight.Copy !req
1345. This is so good!Copy !req
1346. I wanna change mine.Copy !req
1347. I'd be
Buttcheeks von Stinkelsberg.Copy !req
1348. Stinkelsberg.Copy !req
1349. Yeah, those are all
really silly names,Copy !req
1350. but there's
nothing funny about...Copy !req
1351. Professor
Pee-Pee DiarrheasteinCopy !req
1352. Poopypants Esquire!Copy !req
1353. Sir, are you saying
your full name is...Copy !req
1354. Pee-Pee Diarrheastein
Poopypants Esquire?Copy !req
1355. Uh-huh.Copy !req
1356. Stop it! Stop laughing!Copy !req
1357. Come on! Listen, your problemCopy !req
1358. isn't that people
laugh at you.Copy !req
1359. Your problem is that
you can't laugh at yourself.Copy !req
1360. Oh, really, Oprah?
Is that my problem?Copy !req
1361. Well, your problem is this...Copy !req
1362. No!Copy !req
1363. Oh, I hope
you enjoyed your yearsCopy !req
1364. of laughter and merriment...Copy !req
1365. because they're about
to come to an end.Copy !req
1366. Do you find anything funny
about me now?Copy !req
1367. You mean,
other than your name?Copy !req
1368. Yes! Other than that!Copy !req
1369. And your hair?Copy !req
1370. What?Copy !req
1371. My hair's cool, I thought.Copy !req
1372. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
1373. That's almost as funny as
my hair back in kindygarten!Copy !req
1374. Remember that afro?Copy !req
1375. No!
No, this can't be happening!Copy !req
1376. Computer, activate brain scan.Copy !req
1377. Let's see. The frontal lobes
look big and healthy.Copy !req
1378. The HahaguffawchuckleamalusCopy !req
1379. looks all shrimpy,
so, what gives?Copy !req
1380. It can't be!Copy !req
1381. Their
Hahaguffawchuckleamaluses,Copy !req
1382. they're enormous!Copy !req
1383. I need more power.Copy !req
1384. Anything strike you
as funny now?Copy !req
1385. I'm sure
we can think of something!Copy !req
1386. George, I can't smile anymore.Copy !req
1387. No! Harold!Copy !req
1388. One down, und one to go.Copy !req
1389. Harold.Copy !req
1390. Harold. Harold,
can you hear me?Copy !req
1391. Harold!Copy !req
1392. George! George, is that you?Copy !req
1393. Right here, buddy.Copy !req
1394. What's happening?
We're shrinking!Copy !req
1395. Now, if we don't laugh
at something soon,Copy !req
1396. we may never laugh again.Copy !req
1397. Oh, no! What do we do?
What do we do? What do we do?Copy !req
1398. Well, we have to think
of something funny, okay?Copy !req
1399. Okay, yeah, sure.
Something funny.Copy !req
1400. Anything?Copy !req
1401. No, I got nothing.
Me neither.Copy !req
1402. More shrinkage!Copy !req
1403. Okay, okay.
What did we use to find funny?Copy !req
1404. Mostly potty humor. Poop,
vomit, that kind of thing.Copy !req
1405. Really? Ugh. That is, like,
the lowest form of comedy.Copy !req
1406. Don't you say that, Harold!
Don't you leave me!Copy !req
1407. Attention everyone!Copy !req
1408. Poopypants here with a little
update on the Poopageddon.Copy !req
1409. Due to the success
of my plan thus far...Copy !req
1410. I've decided
to wipe out laughterCopy !req
1411. on the entire planet.Copy !req
1412. After that, you know,
I'll probablyCopy !req
1413. move on to other planets...Copy !req
1414. Jupiter, Mars...Copy !req
1415. can't forget Uranus!Copy !req
1416. Wait. Did he just say...Copy !req
1417. Your anus.Copy !req
1418. I know!Copy !req
1419. Uranus!Copy !req
1420. Yeah, and once I'm through
with the gas giants...Copy !req
1421. I figure I'll go
after the other galaxies...Copy !req
1422. What?Copy !req
1423. It feels so good to laugh!Copy !req
1424. No, stop it! Stop laughing!
You're ruining everything!Copy !req
1425. Yikes!
Extra credit or survival?Copy !req
1426. Extra credit or survival?Copy !req
1427. I choose survival!Copy !req
1428. Uh-oh!Copy !req
1429. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
1430. Wow!Copy !req
1431. No, how could this
be happening?Copy !req
1432. Never underestimateCopy !req
1433. the power of laughter,
Poopypants!Copy !req
1434. Oh, that's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.Copy !req
1435. Oh!Copy !req
1436. Ah! Whoa!Copy !req
1437. Harold! Harold, we did it!Copy !req
1438. Harold?Copy !req
1439. I think I bruised a rib.Copy !req
1440. Because I've never laughed
so hard in my life!Copy !req
1441. Oh, we'll see who's laughing
once I shrink you down...Copy !req
1442. where you will live
in my pocket forever...Copy !req
1443. amongst my
cherry-flavored lip balm...Copy !req
1444. my butterscotch-flavored
lip balm...Copy !req
1445. Oh, neato!Copy !req
1446. my mint-flavored
lip balm...Copy !req
1447. my extra-moisturized
SPF lip balm...Copy !req
1448. and all of my lip balms!Copy !req
1449. Why does one person have
so much lip balm?Copy !req
1450. Help!
Help!Copy !req
1451. Please, anyone! Help!Copy !req
1452. Help!Copy !req
1453. Ooh, I hope you can find
tiny enough pens...Copy !req
1454. to make your small,
little comic books with...Copy !req
1455. 'cause you're about to
get smallified!Copy !req
1456. Tra-la-laa!Copy !req
1457. I feel...Copy !req
1458. awesome!Copy !req
1459. No way!Copy !req
1460. He has real superpowers!Copy !req
1461. Oh, that is an obvious twist
that I did not see coming...Copy !req
1462. despite my many years
of comic book studies!Copy !req
1463. I have come to save the day!Copy !req
1464. Yay!Copy !req
1465. Yeah, and I've come
to ruin it!Copy !req
1466. So back off, buddy!Copy !req
1467. Ha-ha!Copy !req
1468. Ew, that's gross!Copy !req
1469. Oh, there's more
where that came from.Copy !req
1470. Monday! Tuesday!
Wednesday! Thursday!Copy !req
1471. Ha-ha! Unlimited underpants!Copy !req
1472. I am so glad that we gave him
that superpower!Copy !req
1473. My Sizerator!Copy !req
1474. Well, it's mine now!Copy !req
1475. Alas!Copy !req
1476. The final failure
for Professor Poopypants.Copy !req
1477. Hmm. What does this button do?Copy !req
1478. Oh...Copy !req
1479. Well, hello down there!Copy !req
1480. No!Copy !req
1481. Must be holding it backwards.Copy !req
1482. Yup. That was it.Copy !req
1483. Wow. He is super dumb.Copy !req
1484. I can't reach.Copy !req
1485. Time to take you down
once and for all, Poopypants!Copy !req
1486. Buzz off!Copy !req
1487. Captain Underpants!Copy !req
1488. Fly over here
so we can make you big again!Copy !req
1489. Crackerjack idea.Copy !req
1490. George, just don't...Copy !req
1491. No!Copy !req
1492. Ha-ha!Copy !req
1493. Give him a big hand
for that one, everybody!Copy !req
1494. Get him.Copy !req
1495. Whoops.Copy !req
1496. Look what I've got.Copy !req
1497. A tiny schoolCopy !req
1498. filled with tiny children...Copy !req
1499. and their tiny teachers
whose tiny salaries...Copy !req
1500. reflect their size and also...Copy !req
1501. the value society puts
on education.Copy !req
1502. I'll take that!Copy !req
1503. Oh! Then I'll take that!Copy !req
1504. Ow! Did you just slap me?Copy !req
1505. Yes, I did.
And you deserved it.Copy !req
1506. No, I didn't! Your hand
is huge! That hurt a lot!Copy !req
1507. Give it back, it's mine!Copy !req
1508. No! Hands off!Copy !req
1509. No fair! No backsies!
Give it to me!Copy !req
1510. Would you just give me that?Copy !req
1511. Now look
what you've done!Copy !req
1512. Give it!Copy !req
1513. George!Copy !req
1514. Gotcha!Copy !req
1515. Yeah, that's more like it!Copy !req
1516. Nice work, sidekicks!Copy !req
1517. I'll just put this back down
right here.Copy !req
1518. No, no, no!
Captain Underpants...Copy !req
1519. There we go. Back to normal...Copy !req
1520. like it never happened.Copy !req
1521. Oh, no, where'd he go?Copy !req
1522. You'll never catch me!Copy !req
1523. You can't stop
Professor Poopypants!Copy !req
1524. Get back here!
I can't reach!Copy !req
1525. Get him, Captain Underpants!Copy !req
1526. A bee!
Get away from me!Copy !req
1527. I'm free!Copy !req
1528. What? What the...
Why would you do that?Copy !req
1529. You just let
the bad guy get away!Copy !req
1530. Come on, guys. Pretty sure
the bee wasn't the bad guy.Copy !req
1531. What the heck happened here?Copy !req
1532. You're welcome, peace keeper!Copy !req
1533. Would you keep it down?Copy !req
1534. Did not see that coming!
Take that, Doctor Diaper!Copy !req
1535. I can't believe we made him.Copy !req
1536. And he's even dumber
in real life.Copy !req
1537. Oh! Look! Little dolphins!Copy !req
1538. We have to get rid of him,
don't we?Copy !req
1539. I think we do.Copy !req
1540. I mean,
he's a way bigger problemCopy !req
1541. than Mr. Krupp ever was.Copy !req
1542. But, you know, George...Copy !req
1543. bringing back Krupp
permanently...Copy !req
1544. we'll never be
in the same class again.Copy !req
1545. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
1546. But just 'cause we're
in separate classes,Copy !req
1547. doesn't mean
we can't be friends...Copy !req
1548. Well, yeah. I mean, we'll
always be friends. Right?Copy !req
1549. Yeah. Hey, in fact,
you know what?Copy !req
1550. Let's do a blood oath.Copy !req
1551. But minus the blood. I don't
wanna see the blood. No blood.Copy !req
1552. Pinky swear?Copy !req
1553. No, that's lame. Mmm-mmm.Copy !req
1554. Oh, got it!Copy !req
1555. Oh, no. What? No!Copy !req
1556. That's not sanitary.Copy !req
1557. Can't we just do
a verbal declarationCopy !req
1558. of friendship or something?Copy !req
1559. Oh. Okay. Yeah, wow.Copy !req
1560. I haven't really
prepared anything, but...Copy !req
1561. I, Harold...Copy !req
1562. hereby declare GeorgeCopy !req
1563. as my best friend,
permanently, forever.Copy !req
1564. And I, George, accept
the permanent rights...Copy !req
1565. that Harold has given meCopy !req
1566. to be
his best friend forever...Copy !req
1567. and the constitution
of friends...Copy !req
1568. America, friendship.Copy !req
1569. And the United States
of America.Copy !req
1570. Land and the United States.
Good, okay, yeah.Copy !req
1571. It's done. All right, cool.
Phew.Copy !req
1572. What a relief.
Yeah, no kidding.Copy !req
1573. I mean,
why were we even worried...Copy !req
1574. about that whole classroom
thing in the first place?Copy !req
1575. You know, I don't know.Copy !req
1576. We were younger then.Copy !req
1577. Clearly, we have grown.Copy !req
1578. Clearly, we have.Copy !req
1579. Chums!Copy !req
1580. Thank you for chroniclingCopy !req
1581. my surprisingly
grounded biography.Copy !req
1582. The truth is a slippery thing.Copy !req
1583. And you nailed it.Copy !req
1584. Now it is time to fly again!Copy !req
1585. Farewell, my dear sidekicks.Copy !req
1586. Goodbye, Captain Underpants.Copy !req
1587. Goodbye.Copy !req
1588. George! Harold!Copy !req
1589. What am I doing in your
tree house again?Copy !req
1590. You boys are in big trouble!Copy !req
1591. I don't know how big yet...Copy !req
1592. Why does this
keep happening?Copy !req
1593. Where are my clothes?
Where are they?Copy !req
1594. I don't get it.Copy !req
1595. Why is Krupp so angryCopy !req
1596. and Captain Underpants
so happy?Copy !req
1597. Maybe it's because
Captain Underpants had us.Copy !req
1598. You know, he had friends.Copy !req
1599. We could fix that.Copy !req
1600. Yeah, you know, we could.Copy !req
1601. So that's how we cameCopy !req
1602. to pull the rarest prank
of all...Copy !req
1603. The prank...Copy !req
1604. for good.Copy !req
1605. Huh?Copy !req
1606. "Do you want to go a date?"Copy !req
1607. A date?Copy !req
1608. "Love, Edith."Copy !req
1609. "Principal Krupp."Copy !req
1610. Oh!Copy !req
1611. Benjamin Krupp, you sly dog.Copy !req
1612. Edith, the lunch lady.Copy !req
1613. Big plans tonight, Mr. Krupp?Copy !req
1614. No! What?
That's none of your business!Copy !req
1615. But, if you must know...Copy !req
1616. yeah, I actually do.Copy !req
1617. By the way,
I was tidying up my office...Copy !req
1618. and I believe
these belong to you...Copy !req
1619. Our comics?Copy !req
1620. Did you just pull that out
of the garbage can?Copy !req
1621. Well, I read them...Copy !req
1622. and considering
they're completelyCopy !req
1623. implausible, juvenile...Copy !req
1624. and filled with
the lowest form of wit...Copy !req
1625. potty humor...Copy !req
1626. they're actually pretty funny.Copy !req
1627. See ya later!Copy !req
1628. Well, how about that...Copy !req
1629. That's a good one.Copy !req
1630. You know, it feels good to do
something nice for Mr. Krupp.Copy !req
1631. Yeah, you know what? It does.Copy !req
1632. Promise we'll never
do it again.Copy !req
1633. Promise.Copy !req
1634. Oh, my!Copy !req
1635. I've never been toCopy !req
1636. such a fancy restaurant
before.Copy !req
1637. Well, I had to go all out
for m'lady.Copy !req
1638. Okay, if you say so,
my man!Copy !req
1639. Once again,
that brings our storyCopy !req
1640. to its happy conclusion.Copy !req
1641. I think there's some valuable
life lessons in there...Copy !req
1642. somewhere.Copy !req
1643. What the?Copy !req
1644. Eat 'em up, yum, yum!Copy !req
1645. You gotta be kidding me! No!Copy !req
1646. Yum, yum! Eat 'em up!Copy !req
1647. Oh, no!Copy !req
1648. Waiter! Check please!Copy !req
1649. Principal Krupp!Copy !req
1650. Oh, no!Copy !req
1651. Help!Copy !req
1652. Hang on, sidekicks!Copy !req
1653. I don't get it!Copy !req
1654. I really thought
breaking that ringCopy !req
1655. would get rid of his powers!Copy !req
1656. Yeah, well, here we go again!Copy !req
1657. Tra-la-laa!Copy !req
1658. Are you worried
about impending doom?Copy !req
1659. Those evil villains
got you filled with gloomCopy !req
1660. But don't you fear,
there's a hero in the skyCopy !req
1661. The sky, the skyCopy !req
1662. It's not a birdCopy !req
1663. And it's not a planeCopy !req
1664. And it's not
an egg salad sandwichCopy !req
1665. It's the waistband warriorCopy !req
1666. Hear his mighty battle cry!Copy !req
1667. Tra-la-laa!Copy !req
1668. Hey, watch out, crime!Copy !req
1669. It's wedgie-power timeCopy !req
1670. Na, na, na, na, naCopy !req
1671. Captain Underpants
Yeah, yeah, yeahCopy !req
1672. Faster than
a speeding waistband!Copy !req
1673. He's bustin' down doorsCopy !req
1674. While wearing
just his drawersCopy !req
1675. Na, na, na, na, naCopy !req
1676. Captain Underpants
Yeah, yeah, yeahCopy !req
1677. More powerful
than boxer shorts.Copy !req
1678. His name isCopy !req
1679. Under, Under, UnderpantsCopy !req
1680. I'm sayin'Copy !req
1681. Under, Under, UnderpantsCopy !req
1682. Oh, yeah,
by some unlikely chanceCopy !req
1683. Captain Underpants
is his nameCopy !req
1684. Tra-la-laa!Copy !req
1685. Snap your fingers
and he'll be right thereCopy !req
1686. That freaky, bald dude
in his underwearCopy !req
1687. He'll drop those trousers and
he'll fight to save the dayCopy !req
1688. The day, the dayCopy !req
1689. Oh, there he goes
in his dashing capeCopy !req
1690. Here he comes
in his tighty-whitiesCopy !req
1691. All the bad guys
soil themselvesCopy !req
1692. Every time they hear him sayCopy !req
1693. Tra-la-laa!Copy !req
1694. Hey, who's that hunk?Copy !req
1695. Is that cotton pre-shrunk?Copy !req
1696. Na, na, na, na, naCopy !req
1697. Captain Underpants
Yeah, yeah, yeahCopy !req
1698. It's time to fly again!Copy !req
1699. Suspend your disbeliefCopy !req
1700. He'll save the world
in his briefsCopy !req
1701. Na, na, na, na, naCopy !req
1702. Captain Underpants
Yeah, yeah, yeahCopy !req
1703. To the sky!Copy !req
1704. Under, Under, UnderpantsCopy !req
1705. I'm sayin'Copy !req
1706. Under, Under, UnderpantsCopy !req
1707. Check out
that superhero stanceCopy !req
1708. Captain Underpants is his nameCopy !req
1709. Stand down, Poopypants!Copy !req
1710. Oh...Copy !req
1711. Under, Under, UnderpantsCopy !req
1712. He's CaptainCopy !req
1713. Under, Under, UnderpantsCopy !req
1714. Yeah, by some
crazy circumstanceCopy !req
1715. Captain Underpants
is his nameCopy !req
1716. Tra-tra-tra... Tra-la-laa!Copy !req
1717. Under, Under, UnderpantsCopy !req
1718. Under, Under, UnderpantsCopy !req
1719. Wait.Copy !req
1720. No way!Copy !req
1721. She's been on hold for,
like, the whole movie.Copy !req
1722. Come on, come on.Copy !req
1723. Hello.Copy !req
1724. Thank you for holding.
How can I help...Copy !req
1725. No!Copy !req
1726. Right from the start
couldn't pull us apartCopy !req
1727. It just worksCopy !req
1728. Nobody else ever
gets me as well on this earthCopy !req
1729. Like Rock and Roll
My shows and telliesCopy !req
1730. Mac and cheese
PBs and jelliesCopy !req
1731. Some things
are better togetherCopy !req
1732. And that's you and meCopy !req
1733. Dude, I love you
Bro, I love youCopy !req
1734. Man, I love youCopy !req
1735. You're my brother from anotherCopy !req
1736. Another motherCopy !req
1737. You are my favoriteCopy !req
1738. I'm not ashamed to admitCopy !req
1739. 'Cause I do
Dude, I doCopy !req
1740. Dude, I love you
Bro, I love youCopy !req
1741. Man, I love youCopy !req
1742. You're my homieCopy !req
1743. No one knows me
Like you know meCopy !req
1744. Like the sun and the moonCopy !req
1745. All the best things
come in twosCopy !req
1746. What would I do
without a friend like you?Copy !req
1747. What, what, what, whatCopy !req
1748. What would I do?
What would I do?Copy !req
1749. Without a friend like youCopy !req
1750. What, what, what, whatCopy !req
1751. What would I do?
What would I do?Copy !req
1752. Without a friend like youCopy !req
1753. Laugh till we cry when we're
passing the time awayCopy !req
1754. Even our fights always end
with a smile on our faceCopy !req
1755. Like black and white keys
On a WurliCopy !req
1756. Sounds just right
and work in harmonyCopy !req
1757. Some things
are better togetherCopy !req
1758. And that's you and meCopy !req
1759. Dude, I love you
Bro, I love youCopy !req
1760. Man, I love youCopy !req
1761. You're my brother from anotherCopy !req
1762. Another motherCopy !req
1763. You are my favoriteCopy !req
1764. I'm not ashamed to admitCopy !req
1765. 'Cause I do
Dude, I doCopy !req
1766. Dude, I love you
Bro, I love youCopy !req
1767. Man, I love youCopy !req
1768. You're my homieCopy !req
1769. No one knows me
like you know meCopy !req
1770. Like the sun and the moonCopy !req
1771. All the best things
Come in twosCopy !req
1772. What would I do
without a friend like you?Copy !req
1773. What, what, what, whatCopy !req
1774. What would I do?
What would I do?Copy !req
1775. Without a friend like youCopy !req
1776. What, what, what, whatCopy !req
1777. What would I do?
What would I do?Copy !req
1778. Without a friend like youCopy !req
1779. Without a friend like youCopy !req
1780. With... With...
Without a friend like youCopy !req
1781. What would I do?Copy !req
1782. Without a friend like youCopy !req
1783. With... With...
Without a friend like youCopy !req
1784. Dude, I love you
Bro, I love youCopy !req
1785. Man, I love youCopy !req
1786. You're my homieCopy !req
1787. No one knows me
Like you know meCopy !req
1788. You are my favoriteCopy !req
1789. I'm not ashamed to admitCopy !req
1790. 'Cause I do
Dude, I doCopy !req
1791. Dude, I love you
Bro, I love youCopy !req
1792. Man, I love youCopy !req
1793. Got my back
I got your backCopy !req
1794. Like chiropractorsCopy !req
1795. Like the sun and the moonCopy !req
1796. All the best things
come in twosCopy !req
1797. What would I do
without a friend like you?Copy !req
1798. What, what, what, whatCopy !req
1799. What would I do?
What would I do?Copy !req
1800. Without a friend like youCopy !req
1801. What, what, what, whatCopy !req
1802. What would I do?
What would I do?Copy !req
1803. Without a friend like youCopy !req
1804. Give me a beat.Copy !req
1805. Saturday, Saturday...Copy !req
1806. I love SaturdayCopy !req
1807. Where everything is possibleCopy !req
1808. Nothing stands in our wayCopy !req
1809. Don't have to be responsibleCopy !req
1810. Everywhere we goCopy !req
1811. Nobody says, "No"Copy !req
1812. Yeah, finally we're freeCopy !req
1813. We got nowhere we need to beCopy !req
1814. On Saturday, SaturdayCopy !req
1815. The sun has shined
on us, hey, hey, hey, heyCopy !req
1816. I think it's time for a breakCopy !req
1817. We'll get away
Get away, eh, eh, eh...Copy !req
1818. We can go
coloring the world togetherCopy !req
1819. We can make a story
that'll last foreverCopy !req
1820. On Saturday,
Saturday, eh, eh, ehCopy !req
1821. Hey...Copy !req
1822. The perfect dayCopy !req
1823. The perfect dayCopy !req
1824. SaturdayCopy !req
1825. There's one day every weekCopy !req
1826. No alarm's gonna wake me upCopy !req
1827. Stay in bed and sleepCopy !req
1828. Or maybe watch TV too muchCopy !req
1829. Lazing all day longCopy !req
1830. No one says it's wrongCopy !req
1831. No, finally we're freeCopy !req
1832. We got nowhere we need to beCopy !req
1833. On Saturday, SaturdayCopy !req
1834. The sun has shined
on us, hey, hey, hey, heyCopy !req
1835. I think it's time for a breakCopy !req
1836. We'll get away
Get away, eh, eh, ehCopy !req
1837. We can go
coloring the world togetherCopy !req
1838. We can make a story
that'll last foreverCopy !req
1839. On Saturday,
Saturday, eh, eh, ehCopy !req
1840. Hey...Copy !req
1841. The perfect dayCopy !req
1842. On SaturdayCopy !req
1843. Take your bag
and leave your houseCopy !req
1844. Don't need no TV
to be entertainedCopy !req
1845. We are the showCopy !req
1846. Come now and play it subtle
Bring back all that we knowCopy !req
1847. Our songs the only thing
that's playing on the radioCopy !req
1848. On Saturday, SaturdayCopy !req
1849. The sun has shined
on us, hey, hey, hey, heyCopy !req
1850. I think it's time for a breakCopy !req
1851. We'll get away, get awayCopy !req
1852. The perfect dayCopy !req
1853. The perfect dayCopy !req
1854. We got nowhere we need to beCopy !req
1855. On Saturday, SaturdayCopy !req