1. Black coffee with sugar, please.Copy !req
2. That glass out front? A window
popped out of the 12th floor.Copy !req
3. We could have been under it.
Not the idiot that installed it ...Copy !req
4. You're walking down the street.
Bam! You're shredded beef.Copy !req
5. Makes you think, doesn't it?
We all have things we want to do.Copy !req
6. But a window falls on you, some truck
flattens you, you catch a disease ...Copy !req
7. Not contagious.Copy !req
8. Carla, you know Martin Harvey,
new products?Copy !req
9. Marty wants to write a novel. About
adventures in product development?Copy !req
10. - I said some day ...
- Exactly! "Some day."Copy !req
11. Martin Harvey? Sign on the line.Copy !req
12. Some day I'll retire, some day
we'll have more time for our kids.Copy !req
13. Some day Marty will write.
What if some day never comes?Copy !req
14. My floor. Coming through.
Come on, step lively ...Copy !req
15. Going down!Copy !req
16. Junk! How much junk
can one person carry?Copy !req
17. Ben's little red wagon ...Copy !req
18. I'm coming!Copy !req
19. Caroline, I asked you to do ...Copy !req
20. Yes? Oh, hi, Mrs. Holtzman,
how are you?Copy !req
21. It's not gonna happen at that price.Copy !req
22. I have a couple of pieces
of really big news!Copy !req
23. Well, let's see. You have 532 ...Copy !req
24. .. square feet. No way you're
gonna come in under $1,600.Copy !req
25. Right.Copy !req
26. I do, too. I've just
got one word to say to you.Copy !req
27. Congoleum!Copy !req
28. I've been hurt!Copy !req
29. No, clearly we both prefer tile.
There's just no way ...Copy !req
30. Can I call you right back,
Mrs. Holtzman?Copy !req
31. Great! And don't sign anything
until you talk to me.Copy !req
32. Great ... All right ... Fine ...Copy !req
33. OK ... Soon. Bye.Copy !req
34. Martin?Copy !req
35. What is he doing home so early?Copy !req
36. - I'm home!
- Martin?Copy !req
37. - Mom?
- Martin?Copy !req
38. - Mom!
- Martin!Copy !req
39. - Mom?
- What are you doing up there?Copy !req
40. Remember my Uncle William? Sailed
off in 1962 and never came back?Copy !req
41. Oh, no, don't tell me. He's back?Copy !req
42. Is he coming for a visit? I can't.
This has been a terrible week.Copy !req
43. He's not coming to visit.
He's dead.Copy !req
44. There I am, the last time I saw him.
And he left us that.Copy !req
45. - An old steering wheel?
- No. Everything it's attached to.Copy !req
46. - You inherited an old boat?
- We're getting a boat? Cool!Copy !req
47. - What did I say about eavesdropping?
- OK. Are we getting a boat?Copy !req
48. - We have to talk about it.
- We're getting a boat!Copy !req
49. It's not just an old boat.
It's from the Clark Gable estate.Copy !req
50. I phoned three boat brokers.
She's worth over $250,000!Copy !req
51. Get out of here!
Honey, we can really use that money!Copy !req
52. We could pay off the second
on the house and the credit card!Copy !req
53. How quick can we sell it?Copy !req
54. There's one little catch. It's
on the island San Pomme de Terre.Copy !req
55. - Sounds romantic, huh?
- It means potato.Copy !req
56. - It has to be brought to Miami.
- It means "Saint Potato".Copy !req
57. That's not the point. The point is
we can sail it ourselves.Copy !req
58. - We don't know how to sail.
- We'll use the engine and learn.Copy !req
59. We don't know how to drive a boat.Copy !req
60. The Caribbean is full of captains.
We'll hire one to take it to MiamiCopy !req
61. and teach us how to sail
at the same time.Copy !req
62. 30-45 days under sail. An adventure.Copy !req
63. Mm-mm.Copy !req
64. - What do you mean?
- What could I mean?Copy !req
65. No. We can't do this right now.
We can't do it!Copy !req
66. We'll get a boat mover.
And they will bring it here.Copy !req
67. It's about a spontaneous moment
that we just grab at.Copy !req
68. We'll be spontaneous
when we have time.Copy !req
69. Can I speak to Jason, please?
It's Ben Harvey.Copy !req
70. - And there's taxes!
- It's a lifetime experience.Copy !req
71. We're getting a boat!Copy !req
72. I'll call you back.Copy !req
73. Who put food on the kitchen
table? Did you do this?Copy !req
74. Do what, Mom?Copy !req
75. All my modifications are washed off.
A week's worth of work, gone.Copy !req
76. Listen to you! Floors and windows
are the biggest thing in your life.Copy !req
77. We don't give our kids enough
attention. Don't interrupt us.Copy !req
78. What about your job? My clients?
We have children that are in school!Copy !req
79. We'll take them out. Are they getting
a good education? Two plus three?Copy !req
80. - We can broaden their horizons.
- Five!Copy !req
81. - Don't you try to guilt trip me.
- I'm not trying anything.Copy !req
82. - Yes! You always do this!
- Our kids know nothing about life.Copy !req
83. Give me a sec to tell them, OK?
This is so cool!Copy !req
84. - What would make you consider it?
- There is nothing to say.Copy !req
85. I will not drop everything and go
to a place no one's ever heard of.Copy !req
86. Mom, Dad, guess what?Copy !req
87. I got engaged.Copy !req
88. Yo. Mom. Dad.Copy !req
89. What?Copy !req
90. These are some of your uncle's
things, removed for safekeeping.Copy !req
91. We buried him in a place
overlooking the water.Copy !req
92. That was very nice of you.Copy !req
93. We had to. We have
no refrigeration facilities ...Copy !req
94. We understand.Copy !req
95. Kate, take a look.Copy !req
96. Is that it? It's like something
out of "Adventures in Paradise".Copy !req
97. Are you kidding?Copy !req
98. That was taken a few years ago.
Isn't she a classic?Copy !req
99. It's way better than you'd think.
It just needs a little work.Copy !req
100. Come on, Katherine.Copy !req
101. I'll be right back.Copy !req
102. Come on.Copy !req
103. This sucks.Copy !req
104. - Katherine!
- I'm coming!Copy !req
105. Clearly the wrong shoe selection.Copy !req
106. What do you think?Copy !req
107. Just look at this.
You gotta see this.Copy !req
108. - MY fault? You got engaged.
- You went ballistic over the boat.Copy !req
109. - A ski boat!
- Don't push me.Copy !req
110. - Mom, Ben fell in the water!
- Honey, we're coming.Copy !req
111. - You pushed me!
- He pushed me first.Copy !req
112. Stop it! Don't swallow the water.
You'll get diphtheria.Copy !req
113. - Daddy's coming.
- Here, Ben!Copy !req
114. Donaldson Yacht Brokers.Copy !req
115. All right. Hold on.Copy !req
116. It's Mr. Harvey.
It's a bad connection.Copy !req
117. Yes ... Mr. Harvey.
How are you?Copy !req
118. We've just received the specs
on the boat from the estate.Copy !req
119. It hasn't been surveyed since 1967.
Have you seen it yet?Copy !req
120. Yes, I'm actually
looking at it now.Copy !req
121. Well, I'm just wondering ...
Could you hold on a second?Copy !req
122. Excuse me, I'm gonna be a while.Copy !req
123. I can signal you when I'm through.Copy !req
124. I was wondering what it'd be worth
in less than perfect condition?Copy !req
125. I see ...Copy !req
126. I'll tell you what. Get it up
here and we'll take a look-see.Copy !req
127. Not at all. Bye-bye, now.Copy !req
128. Patti? We were gonna send
Chuck Petrie to skipper the boat?Copy !req
129. - Don't. Just find somebody local.
- From San Pomme de Terre?Copy !req
130. Yeah.Copy !req
131. This here the Harvey boat?Copy !req
132. Who wants to know?Copy !req
133. Captain Ron.Copy !req
134. - Hey! Are you the captain?
- Ron Rico.Copy !req
135. - Call me Captain Ron.
- Hi, Martin Harvey.Copy !req
136. - Meet my wife and kids.
- Hi, Mrs. Harvey.Copy !req
137. Old dog!
She must keep your clock wound.Copy !req
138. - No, that's my daughter Caroline.
- My mistake.Copy !req
139. Maybe you should
put on some more clothes.Copy !req
140. - This is my wife, Katherine.
- What's happening, Kitty?Copy !req
141. - Nice to meet you.
- My son Ben.Copy !req
142. - Hey, swab.
- What happened to your eye?Copy !req
143. - Sweetie, that's rude.
- That's all right. Shark attack.Copy !req
144. - A shark ate your eye?
- When I went down off Australia.Copy !req
145. - Your boat sank?
- No, it was my boss's boat.Copy !req
146. We hit a reef. Huge son-of-a-bitch.
Ran the whole coast.Copy !req
147. - Great Barrier Reef?
- You heard of it? Smart lady.Copy !req
148. Well, let's see what kinda
trouble this tub's in.Copy !req
149. Yeah, just go ... The engine is ...Copy !req
150. - Honey.
- Yeah?Copy !req
151. - Honey, did we get a resumé on him?
- I'm sure he's fine.Copy !req
152. He's already gone to work.Copy !req
153. There is no problem. I'll just
go down and show him a few things.Copy !req
154. We should tell him that we
don't know much about boats.Copy !req
155. I wouldn't worry about it, dear.Copy !req
156. It's the genuine article, all right.
Fairchild Marine. 1200 ponies.Copy !req
157. - It drips a lot of oil, doesn't it?
- All diesels do that.Copy !req
158. All diesels do that, honey.Copy !req
159. Diesels love oil
like a sailor loves rum.Copy !req
160. - Yes! Why is that, Captain Ron?
- Nobody knows.Copy !req
161. We have to fill her up every morning.
It's a greasy job, but must be done.Copy !req
162. - Ben, that sounds like ...
- You'd better do it.Copy !req
163. - You take out the trash, swab.
- Oh, man!Copy !req
164. Hey, swab. Come here.Copy !req
165. Listen up. The way it works
shipwards is, you do your job.Copy !req
166. You do it good, maybe you'll
get promoted from swab to mate.Copy !req
167. Get out.Copy !req
168. - Sort of an incentive kind of deal.
- That's good.Copy !req
169. Yeah, incentives are important.Copy !req
170. I learned that in rehab.Copy !req
171. God, it's ridiculous.Copy !req
172. - You got dry rot. Every boat has it.
- Every boat.Copy !req
173. You are lucky,
yours is above the water line.Copy !req
174. Well, most of it, anyway.
All right, let's light the fire.Copy !req
175. - I really hate this!
- Are you OK? Will it come off?Copy !req
176. - Sure. Turpentine will do the trick.
- Let's see how fast it'll go.Copy !req
177. Not yet. We got to be sure
she's shipshape, right, Captain?Copy !req
178. Are you all right?Copy !req
179. Besides, I borrowed
my buddy's car and ...Copy !req
180. - Did he come in a car?
- I don't see one.Copy !req
181. He said his friend's car.Copy !req
182. What the hell?
We got to leave sometime!Copy !req
183. I look like a pizza! People think
good complexions grow on trees.Copy !req
184. - We don't know if it's safe.
- We'll find out on the ocean.Copy !req
185. Anything's gonna happen,
it's gonna happen out there.Copy !req
186. - We don't have any supplies.
- We'll get them at St. Haag.Copy !req
187. I think there's enough fuel.
Push it forward.Copy !req
188. Where are you going?Copy !req
189. Capitan Ron! Where is my auto?Copy !req
190. Stop!Copy !req
191. You stole my wife,
but not my car!Copy !req
192. - What is that?
- Some local dispute?Copy !req
193. Hey, Boss! Take hold.Copy !req
194. - Are those gunshots?
- Look at this.Copy !req
195. - Honey, look.
- Keep your eyes out there.Copy !req
196. - You look kind of natural there.
- Thank you.Copy !req
197. - Spend much time on the water?
- When I was a kid.Copy !req
198. It shows.Copy !req
199. Keep her due north. Don't bump
into anything. I'll get some shuteye.Copy !req
200. Captain Ron?Copy !req
201. - Should ...?
- Be careful! Are you OK?Copy !req
202. - Fine.
- You're comfortable doing this?Copy !req
203. Next stop St. Haag.Copy !req
204. About 35 miles,
I think. Due north.Copy !req
205. Isn't this great?Copy !req
206. Look at this!
Open ocean, uncharted islands.Copy !req
207. Who knows
what's waiting for us out there?Copy !req
208. Log entry, day two.
The adventure begins!Copy !req
209. What a thrill it is to leave
the turmoil of civilization behind.Copy !req
210. - Do you see that boat?
- I see it, honey.Copy !req
211. Captain Ron? Could you come up,
please? Everything's fine.Copy !req
212. There's something wrong with
Captain Ron. I think he's dead.Copy !req
213. Oh, my God. Oh, my God!Copy !req
214. Ben, stop that!Copy !req
215. - Tough break. We'll have to go home.
- Is he OK?Copy !req
216. I didn't do it!Copy !req
217. Where am I?Copy !req
218. Sorry, Kitty.
I do that to keep the light out.Copy !req
219. - What about your other eye?
- Glass, swab.Copy !req
220. I won it in a crap game.
How are we doing up on deck?Copy !req
221. - This is ...
- I know, I know.Copy !req
222. - Are you OK?
- Yeah. Good job, Boss.Copy !req
223. There are boats
all over the place!Copy !req
224. They'll get out of the way.
I learned that on the "Saratoga".Copy !req
225. - "U.S.S. Saratoga"?
- Yeah, the old Sara.Copy !req
226. - Slow down!
- Get ready to kick the fenders over.Copy !req
227. - What are fenders?
- Those rubber bumper things.Copy !req
228. Hold on!Copy !req
229. Hang on to something.
We're coming in too fast.Copy !req
230. Did you see that? That was cool!Copy !req
231. Let's tie her off
and kick back some cold ones!Copy !req
232. Kommen Sie hier!
I'll go with a margarita.Copy !req
233. I gotta confess, I was a
little nervous about that.Copy !req
234. I don't know why.
He obviously knows what he's doing.Copy !req
235. Tell me where
you've been last night, Caroline..Copy !req
236. I miss the clubs in Chicago.Copy !req
237. I am engaged.
But it's kind of informal.Copy !req
238. Like, not a problem.Copy !req
239. I gotta go.
I'll see if I can make it.Copy !req
240. Bye-bye.Copy !req
241. What do you think about Captain Ron?Copy !req
242. I can find someone else if
you're not comfortable with him.Copy !req
243. No, he's fine. He seems to know
what he's doing. He was in the Navy.Copy !req
244. What about the eye thing?Copy !req
245. I wouldn't fire him because he is
physically challenged. I admire him.Copy !req
246. Look at the way he parked the boat.Copy !req
247. Unbelievable! Especially for somebody
with no depth perception.Copy !req
248. Yeah, he's good.Copy !req
249. Take your bundle and go, Caroline
Take your bundle and go, Caroline..Copy !req
250. - She said she'd meet us here.
- Will you trust her?Copy !req
251. - Hey, how was it?
- Cool. Rainforests and shells.Copy !req
252. - I told you!
- It was fun.Copy !req
253. Hi!Copy !req
254. See. That's very friendly.
That's not what you get at home.Copy !req
255. Tell me where you've been
last night, Caroline..Copy !req
256. I've done some research
and plotted our course.Copy !req
257. This is old stuff to you,
having been a helmsman.Copy !req
258. I just steered the Sara.
I didn't navigate.Copy !req
259. Get me another brewski.Copy !req
260. - You know these waters well.
- Yeah, no problem there.Copy !req
261. Besides, if we get lost, we dock
somewhere and ask directions.Copy !req
262. Martin,
I've never heard of these places.Copy !req
263. That's the point. Who wants to stay
in a place like this every night?Copy !req
264. We can visit sponge fishermen
and an old monastery,Copy !req
265. fabulous rock formations
and an old Spanish fort.Copy !req
266. If we stay on schedule,
we'll be there for carnival!Copy !req
267. - There. San Juan.
- That sounds like fun.Copy !req
268. - Where is that again?
- San Juan.Copy !req
269. - I'll just leave this with you.
- I'll give her a good study tonight.Copy !req
270. - I thought we'd go below.
- All of us?Copy !req
271. No, just you and me.Copy !req
272. - Kids. Mom and I are gonna turn in.
- 8:30?Copy !req
273. - Dawn comes early on a boat.
- You're right about that, Boss.Copy !req
274. But you can stay on deck
and play a game or something.Copy !req
275. - Hell of an idea. Poker?
- I think we'll stick to Monopoly.Copy !req
276. - It's just ...
- I got you. Come on, swab.Copy !req
277. What do you think, baby?
The first night on the boat.Copy !req
278. Waves lapping against the hull.
You, me, in our floating palace.Copy !req
279. Skipper, the walls are kind of thin.
We're not alone.Copy !req
280. I thought about that. The shower.
A little camouflage noise.Copy !req
281. - What's with you?
- Party at the Dutch consulate.Copy !req
282. - Nice map.
- Nice dress.Copy !req
283. If anyone asks, I went for a walk.Copy !req
284. Expensive night.Copy !req
285. Now that you got a little coin,
let's make the game interesting.Copy !req
286. OK.Copy !req
287. Let's say 10 cents
equals 100 dollars.Copy !req
288. - Mr. Big Stakes.
- What's that sound?Copy !req
289. Water pump.Copy !req
290. - Get your hands off!
- I wasn't gonna drink it.Copy !req
291. You bet you wasn't.
You want a beer, get your own beer.Copy !req
292. Honey, wait.
Let me adjust the shower.Copy !req
293. What's that? A mop.Copy !req
294. - Don't go nowhere.
- Where would I go?Copy !req
295. - Lucy, I'm home!
- It suddenly got crowded in here.Copy !req
296. - It's a bit cramped in here.
- I dropped the wash cloth.Copy !req
297. I gotta open the door.Copy !req
298. It went down the drain!Copy !req
299. B & O Railroad. That's $ 1.25.Copy !req
300. - Just turn off the water.
- I'm trying to turn it off!Copy !req
301. - This is a piece of junk!
- Turn it the other way.Copy !req
302. What? Did you drop it?Copy !req
303. Three houses, 375! That's 37 cents.Copy !req
304. - That's half the money I have left.
- Shit happens. Cough it up.Copy !req
305. We're gonna run out of water.
Hang on.Copy !req
306. By the way,
you owe me 2.50 for the beer.Copy !req
307. - Just calm down.
- I got it!Copy !req
308. Don't let my children find me
drowned and naked in the shower.Copy !req
309. See? We're fine.Copy !req
310. Boss?Copy !req
311. Yes, Captain Ron?Copy !req
312. Don't take long showers.
Eats up the fresh water.Copy !req
313. Thank you for pointing that out.Copy !req
314. - Boss?
- Yes, Captain Ron?Copy !req
315. You know you got a mop
wedged against the door?Copy !req
316. - Yes, I'm aware of that. Thank you.
- I wasn't.Copy !req
317. Here, Boss. I'll just take ...Copy !req
318. - Sorry, Boss.
- No, it's fine.Copy !req
319. - Everything's under control now.
- I'll help you clean up.Copy !req
320. - No, that's OK. Thanks.
- It's a lot of water.Copy !req
321. Well, it's a boat.Copy !req
322. I'll see you in the morning.Copy !req
323. - Want me to close the door?
- Yes, that would be nice.Copy !req
324. Hey!Copy !req
325. Are you trying to cheat Captain Ron?Copy !req
326. No, honest. What happened?Copy !req
327. Nothing. They were playing
hide the salami in the shower.Copy !req
328. Trip log, day five. At sea.Copy !req
329. So far our adventure has been
sanding, painting and polishing.Copy !req
330. But the boat is starting
to look a lot better.Copy !req
331. You can make it look great
by cleaning the wood.Copy !req
332. It's all wood.Copy !req
333. I do have concerns
about other aspects of the voyage.Copy !req
334. - Dad, the sander doesn't work.
- Here, I'll fix you up.Copy !req
335. Captain Ron?Copy !req
336. Hey, Boss ...Copy !req
337. Man overboard!Copy !req
338. - Throw me a line!
- Are you OK?Copy !req
339. Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
340. This could happen to anybody.
Here you are, Boss.Copy !req
341. Oww!Copy !req
342. Always stand clear
of the ladder, Boss.Copy !req
343. Concern is increasing
about our captain.Copy !req
344. He lost our ladder,
he doesn't navigate.Copy !req
345. In my opinion, he steers badly.Copy !req
346. Jib, staysail, mainsail.Copy !req
347. Mizzenmast, mizzenboom,
mizzen halyard winch.Copy !req
348. - Is this "Full Metal Jacket"?
- It's the basics.Copy !req
349. You gotta be prepared.
I mean big-time prepared.Copy !req
350. Well, prepared for any normal ...Copy !req
351. It's the Caribbean, guys ―
"El Caribe". The Spanish Main.Copy !req
352. It's the land of voodoo,
hoodoo and all kinda weird shit.Copy !req
353. Wow! Too cool.Copy !req
354. It is important to know the basics,
and they're not that hard, right?Copy !req
355. Right. Any dope can learn it.
This rigging. Standing or running?Copy !req
356. - Kitty?
- Red running, blue standing.Copy !req
357. You got it!Copy !req
358. Head of the class!Copy !req
359. Remember, when the sails go up,
you can't go dead into the wind.Copy !req
360. A little this way,
a little that way.Copy !req
361. She's like a woman. Responds
to touch. The power of the wind ...Copy !req
362. You feel that? Get your sea legs.Copy !req
363. - Stop whining.
- I'm not. You said the Caribbean!Copy !req
364. St. Bart's with Mick and Cher,
or Club Med. Not scrubbing deck!Copy !req
365. I'm not kidding. Being a galley
slave holds no appeal for me.Copy !req
366. Why didn't we just
take a Princess Cruise?Copy !req
367. Captain Ron ...
May I have the camera, please?Copy !req
368. Sure, Boss.Copy !req
369. I thought I'd take a look.
I didn't use any film.Copy !req
370. Is that right?
Let me tell you something.Copy !req
371. This is not a toy. It's a highly
complex piece of equipment.Copy !req
372. - I can see. All kinds of buttons.
- It came with a 64-page manual.Copy !req
373. I read it. Have you? I doubt it.Copy !req
374. Excuse me. Are we going
to any more human-type places?Copy !req
375. - You heard of St. Croix?
- Yeah!Copy !req
376. - We're going to a place next to it.
- What's it called?Copy !req
377. - Teds!
- "Teds" ...?Copy !req
378. It has great
historical significance.Copy !req
379. A sponge fisherman's convention!
Or more rocks.Copy !req
380. She's really a great girl.Copy !req
381. Yeah, I think you broke it, Boss.Copy !req
382. Swab, bring me another brewski!Copy !req
383. Day ten. Sailing lessons continue
under Captain Moron's direction.Copy !req
384. - Martin, are you OK?
- It could happen to anyone.Copy !req
385. Swab, come here.Copy !req
386. When you get down there, grab it,Copy !req
387. yank on the line twice.
I'll pull you.Copy !req
388. Never mind. You go with the boss.
I'll take care of it.Copy !req
389. This is going to be
one of the high points of the trip!Copy !req
390. It doesn't even have a dock!Copy !req
391. But it has one of the best examples
of Spanish forts in the West Indies.Copy !req
392. Cannons, walls.
They're all still here.Copy !req
393. - Double baconburger and a dog.
- Chips, baconburger.Copy !req
394. - Why are you so upset?
- He took us to the wrong island!Copy !req
395. - We all make mistakes. He's human.
- Prove it.Copy !req
396. Let's make the best of it
and explore the island.Copy !req
397. - I just ordered chilli fries!
- How much for the hat?Copy !req
398. Look. See, everything's fine.Copy !req
399. The kids are happy, Ron is buying
us lunch. Let's just eat, OK?Copy !req
400. I planned a spontaneous adventure.
Captain Contagious is screwing it up.Copy !req
401. Throw some music on the jukebox.Copy !req
402. Boss! Stay on the path.
There's guerrillas in these woods.Copy !req
403. Too cool!Copy !req
404. - There are no gorillas here.
- Yeah, there is.Copy !req
405. Sorry, gorillas are native
to Equatorial Africa.Copy !req
406. No gorillas. Not here. No way.Copy !req
407. Honey, stay on the path, OK?Copy !req
408. - I think he has a problem with you.
- The boss? No, we're like this.Copy !req
409. Some people get jealous at me.
There's the Navy thing.Copy !req
410. Mambo!Copy !req
411. - How about it, babe?
- I can't dance to this. Nobody can.Copy !req
412. Check this out.Copy !req
413. - Come on. You know how to do this.
- Not in these shoes.Copy !req
414. Kick them off!Copy !req
415. "Stay in the path, Boss!
There's gorillas in the woods."Copy !req
416. - Martin and I used to go dancing.
- It shows.Copy !req
417. If there's one single gorilla
around here, I'll eat it.Copy !req
418. Gorillas. Right.Copy !req
419. He could have said "revolutionaries",
"freedom fighters". No.Copy !req
420. "Gorillas". He did it on purpose.
You can see it in his eyes ... eye.Copy !req
421. - Martin, he'll hear you!
- Let him hear me.Copy !req
422. - He did convince them to let you go.
- Sorry. A true humanitarian.Copy !req
423. There's Terry Waite, Desmond Tutu
and Captain Ron. The big three.Copy !req
424. Boss? I just wanted ...
More dry rot? Don't worry about it.Copy !req
425. I fixed the winch handle.
Try to be more careful, all right?Copy !req
426. - What are you holding?
- Winch drum.Copy !req
427. That's my girl!Copy !req
428. - Honey, don't start anything.
- I'm just getting a screwdriver.Copy !req
429. - What difference does it make?
- I'm sick of being the thimble.Copy !req
430. Well, I'm the top hat.
Be the battleship.Copy !req
431. I'm the battleship.Copy !req
432. - What's this?
- Monopoly.Copy !req
433. - Two.45s and a MAC-10.
- Just some macho trip.Copy !req
434. - Where did they come from?
- Ron traded with the guerrillas.Copy !req
435. - We're getting into pirate waters.
- Pirates?Copy !req
436. - Pirates of the Caribbean.
- Been to Disney World too many times?Copy !req
437. - It's true. They have speedboats.
- I've never been to Disney World.Copy !req
438. - Dollywood...
- You made me lose count!Copy !req
439. - No guns on this boat.
- We need to fight off pirates.Copy !req
440. - They can steal the boat.
- There are no pirates here.Copy !req
441. - You said that about the guerrillas.
- I was right!Copy !req
442. He said "gorilla". Not "guerrilla".
"Guer", "go".Copy !req
443. Huge difference!Copy !req
444. - What was that?
- Automatic weapons. How about that?Copy !req
445. Captain Ron thought
we would have to hold off pirates!Copy !req
446. He actually traded ... Hold on.Copy !req
447. - Captain Ron!
- Yeah, Boss?Copy !req
448. - What did you trade?
- There's the beauty. Nothing. Nada.Copy !req
449. They needed a lift to San Juan
and since we're ...Copy !req
450. This is my boat. You understand?Copy !req
451. We don't give lifts
to armed revolutionaries.Copy !req
452. Whatever you say. I'll return the
guns and the whole thing's off.Copy !req
453. Is there a problem?Copy !req
454. All right, fellas, give me a break.
Sit down.Copy !req
455. Stand by to set the mainsail!Copy !req
456. Set the mainsail!Copy !req
457. Babe, don't just watch!
Jump up and guide those lines.Copy !req
458. - Careful.
- Honey, be careful.Copy !req
459. - Got it, Mom.
- Control your excitement, Caroline.Copy !req
460. Wait! Come here.
Keep us on a heading of 270.Copy !req
461. Guys, you've been through this!Copy !req
462. Babe, get on the winch,
Boss, come up here with me.Copy !req
463. Let her up, let her up!Copy !req
464. Come on up here, Boss!Copy !req
465. Bring it down!Copy !req
466. OK, take it up. Today, guys!Copy !req
467. Wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
468. Come around on the other side.
Watch what I'm doing. Take it up.Copy !req
469. Go below and cut the engine,
then kill the fuel lines. Ready?Copy !req
470. Guys, vamanos al frente! Kitty!
Come jump on this mizzenmast.Copy !req
471. - See what I'm talking about?
- All right, Mom!Copy !req
472. Day 17 finds me in the clutches
of revolutionaries,Copy !req
473. and my family in the clutches
of Captain Ron.Copy !req
474. Next stop, carnival in San Juan.
Or so we thought ...Copy !req
475. Trust me, you have not been kidnapped.
Captain Ron is a jerk.Copy !req
476. He gets lost.
This is his second time in two days.Copy !req
477. They don't know English, I don't
know Spanish. No communication.Copy !req
478. Well, everything is cool. When you
get lost, all you got to do is ask.Copy !req
479. What?Copy !req
480. San Juan is behind us. About 20 miles.
But General Armando hardly blames you.Copy !req
481. I explained it to him. It's the tides.
They work for you or against you. Hey!Copy !req
482. I don't think she's waving at you.Copy !req
483. - She's not?
- I sincerely doubt it.Copy !req
484. Hey, Clarice!
Babe! Who are you waving at?Copy !req
485. Yeah, I thought so. When I saw
Clarice, I knew where we was.Copy !req
486. Confidentially, I've had
these problems with the tides before.Copy !req
487. I'm coming!Copy !req
488. You know,
every time I'm up this way she,Copy !req
489. well, she wants my
manhood, you know.Copy !req
490. Have a good time, Boss,
'cause I'm gonna.Copy !req
491. Hang on, I'm coming.Copy !req
492. No, just rise above it, Marty.
You'd probably miss and hit the girl.Copy !req
493. - Dad.
- Don't sneak up on me like that!Copy !req
494. Dad, it went through the deck!Copy !req
495. Dad, the boat's on fire!Copy !req
496. MOM! MOM!Copy !req
497. Martin, what happened, honey?Copy !req
498. - Are you all right?
- Why do you think I'm not all right?Copy !req
499. You still there?Copy !req
500. I have to say this was worth getting
lost for. It's absolutely gorgeous.Copy !req
501. I just wish that you could see it.Copy !req
502. I can see it.
I just have these, you know, spots.Copy !req
503. Sweetie! Ouch.Copy !req
504. I'm fine. What about Captain Ron?
Can we talk about him?Copy !req
505. We can't get rid of him.
Who's gonna drive?Copy !req
506. I can drive the boat.Copy !req
507. The doctor says that by tomorrow
my retinas will be fine.Copy !req
508. Let's wait till we're in San Juan.
We'll figure out what to do.Copy !req
509. - Tree.
- Thank you.Copy !req
510. I have to admit,
I was against all this.Copy !req
511. But getting the sails up today
was quite a rush for all of us.Copy !req
512. And today I discovered
something in the cabin.Copy !req
513. I could show it to you if you want.Copy !req
514. American girls are very,
what's the word? Superficial?Copy !req
515. I hate that! Like, I'm into different
cultures and ways of doing things.Copy !req
516. Like, we saw "Mr. Ed" on TV
the other day? He spoke French!Copy !req
517. It was like, he speaks French!
That is so cool.Copy !req
518. All right, General. You're up.Copy !req
519. Boardwalk with three hotels.
That's $6,000.Copy !req
520. A penny to the dollar,
that's $60, U.S.Copy !req
521. - That's all the general's money.
- Shit happens. Cough it up.Copy !req
522. It's not like I hate the guy.
I don't hate anybody.Copy !req
523. I can't wait for you to see this.
It's so amazing.Copy !req
524. - Come here.
- Mom, can we get some drinks?Copy !req
525. - Yes, honey, they're in the ...
- The blue cooler.Copy !req
526. - Could you get them?
- You're a big boy. You get them.Copy !req
527. I found this while I was ...Copy !req
528. stripping these cabinets
down here. Look here.Copy !req
529. - Isn't that amazing?
- Oh, that's great.Copy !req
530. Oh, your poor eyes. Come here.Copy !req
531. Here. Feel. CG.Copy !req
532. Plus. CL. Can you believe it?Copy !req
533. Didn't the boat belong to Clark Gable?
Clark Gable plus Carole Lombard!Copy !req
534. That is great!Copy !req
535. Think about it.
Gable and Lombard in this bed.Copy !req
536. With those cute little cherub guys
up there. Isn't it just so amazing?Copy !req
537. And the ocean outside. It's the most
romantic thing I've ever imagined.Copy !req
538. - In San Juan, no more Captain Ron?
- Whatever you say, honey.Copy !req
539. Hey, who's rocking
the boat down there?Copy !req
540. It's the dawn of a new day.Copy !req
541. Charged by the best sex
we've had in three years,Copy !req
542. if you don't count
that one time in the car,Copy !req
543. and the knowledge that Captain Ron
is about to leave our lives,Copy !req
544. I feel great!Copy !req
545. Honey, let's not forget we have
guests, if you know what I mean.Copy !req
546. Hi, how's it going?
Good seeing you.Copy !req
547. Hola. Buenas dias.
And como esta?Copy !req
548. How are you doing, guys?
Good to see you. Over there.Copy !req
549. Good morning, Boss.Copy !req
550. I spent the night ashore.
I figured the boat might be crowded.Copy !req
551. That's mighty nice of you.Copy !req
552. How long will it take us
to get to San Juan?Copy !req
553. Four or five hours, tops.Copy !req
554. - And you know the way?
- Any fool could find it.Copy !req
555. Well, let's hope so.Copy !req
556. Don't worry, Boss.Copy !req
557. It's just a little squall. They come
on you fast and leave you fast.Copy !req
558. We have enough life preservers
for everyone. Don't panic.Copy !req
559. All right, this tie model.
They highly recommend a bow.Copy !req
560. Honey, you'll
never get that undone.Copy !req
561. Listen, everybody!
You shouldn't worry about this.Copy !req
562. It's just a little squall.
They come and go fast.Copy !req
563. Váyase! Escuchame bien.Copy !req
564. Quierro sabe si
este barco se va ...Copy !req
565. - Blub-blub-blub.
- No, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
566. No blub-blub-blub!Copy !req
567. We're not going to sink!Copy !req
568. You don't wanna be down here
if she breaks up.Copy !req
569. Mom! My glasses broke
and the lens fell out!Copy !req
570. Honey, don't worry about your glasses.
Just stay there and hold on.Copy !req
571. Honey, hold on!Copy !req
572. Don't panic! We know where we are.
We have a compass and a chart.Copy !req
573. Right about that, Boss.
I got it right here.Copy !req
574. It's OK!
We still have our compass.Copy !req
575. The only instrument Columbus had
to get him to the New WorldCopy !req
576. was his trusty compass.Copy !req
577. Don't lose that!Copy !req
578. Hang on a second.
Go ahead, grab onto that line!Copy !req
579. Everybody listen to me!Copy !req
580. The boss is right!
We should be OK.Copy !req
581. - I know we're near land.
- Great! You hear? We're almost there!Copy !req
582. Explain to the kids how you know that.
Translate for the general.Copy !req
583. All right. Stay with me.Copy !req
584. When we left, we had just enough
fuel to make it to San Juan.Copy !req
585. And we are out of fuel!Copy !req
586. He's gone crazy!
I've seen this before!Copy !req
587. Grab his tongue.
Shove a stick in his mouth!Copy !req
588. I see something!Copy !req
589. Light!Copy !req
590. Honey, look!Copy !req
591. Day 20. Survived storm at sea.Copy !req
592. Captain Ron is more cunning
than I originally suspected.Copy !req
593. Honey, we can't fire him now.
He got us through the storm.Copy !req
594. He almost got us killed
in that storm!Copy !req
595. I'm sorry. You don't totally
understand it. He's eating my brain!Copy !req
596. - He's taking over our lives.
- Honey, you're exaggerating.Copy !req
597. - He was dancing with all the girls.
- This is great!Copy !req
598. You don't have to
wear those glasses.Copy !req
599. - Let's not wear them.
- No, Mom, I'm fine.Copy !req
600. Kitty's right. Sometimes I go
without the patch. It puts people off.Copy !req
601. I don't like
to draw attention to myself.Copy !req
602. I got news for you, Ron.
If I had a hand mirror ...Copy !req
603. Caroline, honey ...Copy !req
604. - That was so cool!
- Let's take a walk, shall we?Copy !req
605. You kids keep up. Let's go.Copy !req
606. Yes, I admit that Captain Ron is
a little rough around the edges.Copy !req
607. - No, he is a psycho.
- Well, what does that mean?Copy !req
608. Help me out. I lost my eye.
You see it? There it goes.Copy !req
609. I love this. I love it! This
is an experience of a lifetime!Copy !req
610. Hang on! There it is!Copy !req
611. Would you please back off!
I lost my eye, man!Copy !req
612. Caroline hasn't mentioned
being engaged. And Ben ...Copy !req
613. Let me tell you about Ben. I wanted
this to be a bonding experience.Copy !req
614. Father and son. Now he's bonding
with Captain Cyclops!Copy !req
615. He's such a character.Copy !req
616. Honey, where are the kids?Copy !req
617. They're there. Ben!Copy !req
618. They were right there. Caroline!Copy !req
619. Benjamin!Copy !req
620. Caroline!Copy !req
621. Benjamin!Copy !req
622. Ben!Copy !req
623. - Did you find them?
- What? No.Copy !req
624. Forget it. Never did fit, anyway.
You gotta get them custom made.Copy !req
625. Hey! Where's Mom and Dad?Copy !req
626. It wasn't smart to mention we brought
revolutionaries to the island.Copy !req
627. I'm not starting a fight.
It's just my opinion.Copy !req
628. I was trying to show
the kind of person Captain Ron is.Copy !req
629. I'm Bill Zachary from the U.S.
State Department. Good news.Copy !req
630. - You found our children?
- No.Copy !req
631. But you are not being charged
with subversion.Copy !req
632. You are being expelled
from the island.Copy !req
633. - What? When?
- Now.Copy !req
634. What is going on?Copy !req
635. - Caroline!
- You guys are back early.Copy !req
636. - What are you doing?
- The merengue.Copy !req
637. - Where is your brother?
- He's around. You guys!Copy !req
638. Captain Ron didn't want us wandering
around. So we found this bandCopy !req
639. and these people,
and we just had a party!Copy !req
640. We were worried sick
the whole time we were in jail.Copy !req
641. - In jail?
- Don't worry. Who's this guy?Copy !req
642. Mamba! He doesn't speak English,
but he's cute. Guess what?Copy !req
643. - You're engaged.
- No, I didn't get engaged.Copy !req
644. I got tattooed. Mamba did it.
It's a cool little rose.Copy !req
645. - Where did you get this tattoo?
- At Mamba's shop.Copy !req
646. - Where on your body?
- Mom, it's kind of private.Copy !req
647. A guy with a spider on his head
tattooed you somewhere private?Copy !req
648. - It could be a lot worse.
- How?Copy !req
649. Hey! What happened to the music?Copy !req
650. Uh-oh. Coming through!Copy !req
651. - Come back here! Ben!
- Excuse me, folks.Copy !req
652. Ben!Copy !req
653. Ben!Copy !req
654. Are you hurt? I told you not
to leave bottles lying around.Copy !req
655. You cretin!Copy !req
656. Angeline's no Cretan.
She's Puerto Rican.Copy !req
657. - I'm not talking to her.
- We're playing strip Monopoly.Copy !req
658. - We ran out of money. She's ...
- Where's Ben?Copy !req
659. - He went that way.
- You tattooed my kids!Copy !req
660. - Who is he?
- Dad, it's fake. It washes off.Copy !req
661. - Thank God!
- And Caroline's?Copy !req
662. - No, that's real. Primo work.
- You're fired.Copy !req
663. Boss, wait a minute!Copy !req
664. Let's at least have a dialogue here.Copy !req
665. Giving the children beer and
bringing that woman around ...Copy !req
666. - Angeline's OK. Roscoe is the jerk.
- Yeah, we saw Roscoe.Copy !req
667. You'll see him again
if I don't get paid $500.Copy !req
668. She had Park Place
with three hotels.Copy !req
669. Curve it a second, boss ― former
boss. The woman had a system.Copy !req
670. I just figured it out
before you got back.Copy !req
671. Let us back in that game,
and I can whittle that down.Copy !req
672. Whittle yourself out of my life!Copy !req
673. And you! Tell Roscoe
you're not getting jack!Copy !req
674. - I wouldn't do that.
- I would. Beat it.Copy !req
675. - Get back on the boat!
- You're embarrassing me.Copy !req
676. I'll do more than that
if you don't get going. Move!Copy !req
677. Oh, man!Copy !req
678. Well, you know. It'll take
some time to get over this.Copy !req
679. We'll get by somehow. We always do.
I didn't think we'd survive this.Copy !req
680. Don't worry. We'll be in Florida soon.
We'll sell this thing and go home.Copy !req
681. We'll just forget the whole thing.
It seemed like a good idea.Copy !req
682. Martin ...
Martin, you know that Roscoe man?Copy !req
683. The Pirates of the Caribbean!Copy !req
684. - What?
- Oh, no.Copy !req
685. So, think we'll ever
see our boat again?Copy !req
686. Hey, guys. Wake up!Copy !req
687. - Sharks!
- We're gonna die!Copy !req
688. - No, land! Paddle!
- We're gonna live!Copy !req
689. It's land! It's land!Copy !req
690. Sorry.Copy !req
691. - Where is this?
- I don't care. It's dry land.Copy !req
692. First things first. Stay here.
I am going to find out where we are.Copy !req
693. In five hours the stores open.
We can get some clothes.Copy !req
694. Until then, I want you to dry off
as best as you can.Copy !req
695. Back to the raft!Copy !req
696. Do it! Get in the raft!
Honey, get in.Copy !req
697. Martin, what is it?Copy !req
698. Prohibit to pass.Copy !req
699. Let's just go to the most
important part of the sign, shall we?Copy !req
700. "Cuba". We're in Cuba?Copy !req
701. - Wouldn't you just know it?
- What's so bad about Cuba?Copy !req
702. I agree with Caroline. It's land.Copy !req
703. Her world view is based
on "I Love Lucy" reruns.Copy !req
704. The world's changed a lot
since Ricky Ricardo.Copy !req
705. Honey, they did
the "Today" Show in Cuba.Copy !req
706. Well, let's just
get some cigars and relax.Copy !req
707. Dad!Copy !req
708. Martin!Copy !req
709. Have we ended up
in the same spot as our boat?Copy !req
710. - Isn't that a little odd?
- Strictly speaking, no.Copy !req
711. Hey! Stay out of my ...!Copy !req
712. - Good one, Caroline!
- Keep quiet. Be quiet.Copy !req
713. - What are we gonna do?
- What can we do?Copy !req
714. The sun's coming up, we have no money,
no passports and no explanations.Copy !req
715. - We've got our boat.
- No, the pirates have our boat.Copy !req
716. It's still our boat. We cleaned
the stupid thing, and we sailed it.Copy !req
717. - What do you expect us to do?
- Get it back.Copy !req
718. Bloodthirsty, heavily-armed pirates
against the Harvey family?Copy !req
719. Guys, it would take a miracle.Copy !req
720. Yeah!Copy !req
721. - It's Captain Ron!
- Get in!Copy !req
722. - What the hell are you doing?
- Rescuing you.Copy !req
723. - We don't need you.
- Honey, I think we do.Copy !req
724. - Get in, hurry!
- Just like you said, Captain Ron.Copy !req
725. The pirates are easy. Worry about
the cops. Grand theft auto is big.Copy !req
726. - You stole this car?
- Borrowed it, Boss.Copy !req
727. - How'd you find us?
- Just got lucky.Copy !req
728. What happened?Copy !req
729. All right, you fire up the boat.
I'll ditch the pirates.Copy !req
730. We'll be right back!Copy !req
731. Watch this.Copy !req
732. - You jerks!
- That was cool. You faked them out.Copy !req
733. - I'm glad you're back, Captain Ron.
- I'm there for you.Copy !req
734. - Dad tries, but he screws it up.
- Dad does the best he can.Copy !req
735. It's not his fault that ...Copy !req
736. Start!Copy !req
737. I hate everything about you,
you stupid, ugly ...Copy !req
738. Everybody grab their shit!Copy !req
739. - He hasn't started it yet.
- Hang on!Copy !req
740. Wait here. I'll see if
I can give him a hand.Copy !req
741. - We'll be OK.
- Kids!Copy !req
742. Shit!Copy !req
743. Ben, get down and stay down.Copy !req
744. - Mom, slack off.
- Look!Copy !req
745. Sorry, Boss.
I think I broke my leg.Copy !req
746. - Dad! Dad!
- Martin, help!Copy !req
747. Dad! Help!Copy !req
748. Dad!Copy !req
749. Over there!Copy !req
750. Wow!Copy !req
751. - Mom, did you see that?
- Don't just sit there. Pull me in.Copy !req
752. Kids, grab the mainsheet!
Bring him in!Copy !req
753. - Come on. Hold on, Dad!
- We got you, Dad.Copy !req
754. - That was the coolest!
- You say that now!Copy !req
755. - Just tie this off, OK?
- Ben, grab the line.Copy !req
756. - Are you all right?
- Are you all right?Copy !req
757. I'm fine. Captain Ron broke his leg.
I'm serious. Go see.Copy !req
758. - Yea, Dad!
- Yea, Ben!Copy !req
759. - Kitty, that's all right ...
- Stupid pirates!Copy !req
760. - We got to have it on video.
- Sure, good idea.Copy !req
761. - That was so cool!
- We showed them!Copy !req
762. - Do you know about broken bones?
- I took a first aid course.Copy !req
763. It shows.Copy !req
764. Now we'll get a splint. Shoot!
I was supposed to do that first.Copy !req
765. All right, kids.
Nothing can stop us now.Copy !req
766. Tell the boss there's a small island,
Los Palonimos. It's on the chart.Copy !req
767. When we get there,
we're out of Cuban waters.Copy !req
768. You smell something?Copy !req
769. Dad, what's that?Copy !req
770. Oh, my God!Copy !req
771. OK. Hold on.Copy !req
772. Not much point, Boss.Copy !req
773. - Bearings is burned out.
- What does that mean?Copy !req
774. I forgot to fill it with oil.Copy !req
775. - What do we do?
- Captain Ron ...Copy !req
776. Not this time, swab. Bone's
about to punch through the skin.Copy !req
777. Them pirate guys don't like to lose.
It's an honour kind of a deal.Copy !req
778. Mr. Harvey. I crossed
these guys once before.Copy !req
779. They can get to be a little messy,
if you know what I mean.Copy !req
780. OK. On deck. We'll get the sails up.
You want to save this boat?Copy !req
781. All right! Now you're talking.Copy !req
782. You can do it!
I never seen such sailors!Copy !req
783. Naturals!
Every one of ya's naturals!Copy !req
784. We're gonna fucking die.Copy !req
785. Man!Copy !req
786. Caroline, get the gaskets!
Katherine, on the mizzenmast!Copy !req
787. Ben, the mainsheets!Copy !req
788. Good going, Katy! Go!Copy !req
789. We're too far into the wind!
We gotta bring her around!Copy !req
790. Caroline, come here.Copy !req
791. Pull back.Copy !req
792. Mayday!Copy !req
793. - Pull!
- I'm trying.Copy !req
794. - You're tough. You've got a tattoo.
- A little one!Copy !req
795. Be a little tough, then.Copy !req
796. Guantánamo, wake up!Copy !req
797. Attaboy, Boss. You got the wind.Copy !req
798. - Go, go, go. Hang on.
- I got it.Copy !req
799. - OK, I got it!
- Got it?Copy !req
800. It's awesome, Dad!Copy !req
801. Dad!Copy !req
802. - Maybe it's nobody.
- Yeah, maybe.Copy !req
803. We're doing our job, you do yours!
These people are taxpayers!Copy !req
804. Oh, geez! Gunplay!Copy !req
805. Are you born stupid? Stay down!Copy !req
806. - They're not gonna shoot at us!
- What are you doing?Copy !req
807. I'll blow a hole
in their boat with this!Copy !req
808. This is a serious call for help!Copy !req
809. That's different. We had dry rot!Copy !req
810. - There are children on this boat!
- We've had enough!Copy !req
811. - Mom is pissed.
- Adiós!Copy !req
812. How much did you pay for this?Copy !req
813. Mom! Over there!Copy !req
814. - Who's that?
- It's the U.S. Coast Guard!Copy !req
815. We're the Harvey
family from Chicago!Copy !req
816. - I'll get them on the radio.
- We're Americans!Copy !req
817. All right!
Coast Guard kicking ass!Copy !req
818. The leg is a lot better. I heal fast.
I believe in Jesus, so that helps.Copy !req
819. U.S. Coast Guard calling
60-foot ketch off Los Palominos.Copy !req
820. This is "The Wanderer".Copy !req
821. This is Commander Morgan.
May we speak with the captain?Copy !req
822. May we speak
with the captain, please?Copy !req
823. That's you, Boss.
You're the captain now.Copy !req
824. Day 30. New log.Copy !req
825. Old log fell into the hands
of the Pirates of the Caribbean.Copy !req
826. We said goodbye
to Captain Ron today.Copy !req
827. He hadn't been back for 7 years.Copy !req
828. Something about
the statute of limitations.Copy !req
829. I didn't ask questions.Copy !req
830. He kept his promise to Ben,
promoting him to mate.Copy !req
831. Bye, Captain Ron.Copy !req
832. He traded hair grooming
tips with Caroline.Copy !req
833. We're gonna miss you.Copy !req
834. And he kissed Katherine.
I think he French kissed her.Copy !req
835. You're a lucky man, Boss.Copy !req
836. Then, as suddenly
as he'd come into our lives ...Copy !req
837. Captain Ron!Copy !req
838. .. he was gone.
And our adventure was over.Copy !req
839. Once the Harvey boat comes in,
pull it out of the water.Copy !req
840. - You want it surveyed?
- No, it's a piece of junk.Copy !req
841. Set it down back, and we'll cut it up
for scrap and salvage what we can.Copy !req
842. Tomorrow at this time
we're gonna be home.Copy !req
843. We can do one of two things.
Sell the boat and go back to ChicagoCopy !req
844. or don't!Copy !req
845. - OK. Coming about!
- Good going!Copy !req
846. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
847. Where are you going?Copy !req
848. Over here!Copy !req
849. - Where are we going, skipper?
- I don't know.Copy !req
850. "But if we get lost, we'll just pull
in somewheres and ask directions."Copy !req
851. Oh, boy! Look at that, Barbara.Copy !req
852. Do you think we'll
be able to do that?Copy !req
853. Sure you will, Boss.
I guarantee it.Copy !req
854. Let's light the fires
and kick the tires. Push that back.Copy !req
855. Hang on a second.Copy !req
856. You forgot to cast off.
It could happen to anybody.Copy !req
857. We want to check the boat out.
We bought it yesterday.Copy !req
858. Get her out on the ocean. If it's
gonna happen, it's out there!Copy !req
859. There's a lot of boats!Copy !req
860. They'll get out of our way.
I learned that on the "Saratoga".Copy !req