1. Today, the boy is dead.Copy !req
2. And in his placeCopy !req
3. is a man.Copy !req
4. Here you go.Copy !req
5. Training in 60 minutes.Copy !req
6. Where's the boning knife?Copy !req
7. Dad?Copy !req
8. Zaja took
the boning knife again.Copy !req
9. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
10. Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
11. Pol Pot.Copy !req
12. Yeah.Copy !req
13. Boning knife.Copy !req
14. Mountain beaver, huh?Copy !req
15. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
16. You're dead.Copy !req
17. Vespyr, Kielyr, pair off.Copy !req
18. Get your guard up.Copy !req
19. You have to stab to kill.Copy !req
20. Aim for the liver or the kidneys,
otherwise she'll never learn.Copy !req
21. Shouldn't we aim here?Copy !req
22. A knife in the lungs
creates a pneumothorax.Copy !req
23. Or next to the sternum,
to penetrate the heart?Copy !req
24. That'd be instant death.Copy !req
25. If it makes you happy, Zaj, sure.
Aim for the heart.Copy !req
26. Bo, you want to show 'em?
Over here.Copy !req
27. Okay, let's go.Copy !req
28. Disarm her if you can.Copy !req
29. Ow!Copy !req
30. Good.Copy !req
31. How is that good?
She just stabbed me.Copy !req
32. She fucking just stabbed me.Copy !req
33. Well, then learn
to defend yourself.Copy !req
34. You kill her.
Yeah, thank you.Copy !req
35. Let's try that.Copy !req
36. Zaj, page.Copy !req
37. Three hundred
and ninety-eight.Copy !req
38. You still liking it?
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
39. To stay on schedule
for the test,Copy !req
40. you're going to have to be
finished in eight days. Okay?Copy !req
41. Okay.Copy !req
42. Vesp? How you getting along?Copy !req
43. I just finished Chapter 12,Copy !req
44. "The World on a String."Copy !req
45. What?Copy !req
46. Are you having any trouble
with quantum entanglement?Copy !req
47. Planck length
versus Planck time?Copy !req
48. I'm fine.
Good.Copy !req
49. Then tomorrow after lunch,Copy !req
50. you can give a brief
presentation on M-theory.Copy !req
51. Argue counterpoints with Bo and
Rell vis-à-vis Witten and Dirac.Copy !req
52. Whoo!Copy !req
53. Go. Go all the way
to the top.Copy !req
54. If training is over today, can
we take Steve somewhere for class later?Copy !req
55. Maybe.Copy !req
56. Why does Mommy have
to be gone so long?Copy !req
57. She hasn't been
gone very long.Copy !req
58. Actually,
it's been three months,Copy !req
59. two weeks, six days,
and 11 hours.Copy !req
60. Mom is very ill.Copy !req
61. Don't talk to us like
we're your inferiors.Copy !req
62. Bo is right. Mom needs to
be in the hospital right now.Copy !req
63. But you said hospitals are
only a great place to goCopy !req
64. if you're a healthy person
and you want to die.Copy !req
65. You said Americans are
undereducated and overmedicated.Copy !req
66. You said the AMA
are avaricious whoresCopy !req
67. only too willing to spread
their fat legs for Big Pharma.Copy !req
68. All of those things
are true.Copy !req
69. But Mom does not have enough of
the neurotransmitter serotoninCopy !req
70. to conduct electrical
signals in her brain.Copy !req
71. Exactly when is
Mom coming back?Copy !req
72. That's what I'm
going to go find out.Copy !req
73. Be good, monkey butts.Copy !req
74. See you later, Dad.Copy !req
75. Bye.
Bye, guys.Copy !req
76. Sorry.Copy !req
77. Are you coming in?Copy !req
78. No? Okay. Bye.Copy !req
79. Here, Bo, I got that.
Go talk to them.Copy !req
80. We got time.Copy !req
81. Ask her what she thinks
of the working peopleCopy !req
82. creating an armed revolution
against the exploiting classesCopy !req
83. and their state structures?Copy !req
84. Well, Marxists can be just
as genocidal as capitalists.Copy !req
85. Or whether or not she's a
dialectical materialistCopy !req
86. and accords primacy
to the class struggle?Copy !req
87. Avoid Marxism.Copy !req
88. Or telling her
you're a Trotskyite.Copy !req
89. Trotskyist.Copy !req
90. Only a Stalinist would call
a Trotskyist a Trotskyite.Copy !req
91. And I'm not
a Trotskyist anymore.Copy !req
92. I'm a Maoist.Copy !req
93. Right.Copy !req
94. I forgot, sorry.Copy !req
95. Hey.Copy !req
96. Hey, Joe.Copy !req
97. I sold all your
stuff from last time.Copy !req
98. Great.
Let's see what you got.Copy !req
99. Hello?
Hey.Copy !req
100. Ben.
How's she doing?Copy !req
101. Harper?Copy !req
102. Harper?Copy !req
103. Leslie killed
herself last night.Copy !req
104. How?Copy !req
105. Harper.Copy !req
106. Harper, tell me.Copy !req
107. She slit her wrists.Copy !req
108. You're my brother. If you
need anything from me...Copy !req
109. Last night,Copy !req
110. Mommy killed herself.Copy !req
111. She finally did it.Copy !req
112. Your mother is dead.Copy !req
113. Nothing is going to change.Copy !req
114. We will go on living
in exactly the same way.Copy !req
115. We're a family.Copy !req
116. No.Copy !req
117. Mom!Copy !req
118. Mom! Mom!Copy !req
119. Fuck you! Fucking...Copy !req
120. Mom! Mom!Copy !req
121. I hate you!Copy !req
122. Fuck!Copy !req
123. Daddy.Copy !req
124. Jesus fucking Christ.Copy !req
125. Forty-three. Go,
go, go, go, go, go, go!Copy !req
126. Forty-four.Copy !req
127. Forty-five.Copy !req
128. Hold plank.Copy !req
129. Like boards.Copy !req
130. Breathe, breathe,
breathe, breathe.Copy !req
131. You got it.Copy !req
132. Keep holding.Copy !req
133. You're strong, you can do it.Copy !req
134. Dad, when's Mom's funeral?Copy !req
135. The utter recklessness,Copy !req
136. the instability and insecurity that
you have brought to her life...Copy !req
137. We decided to live here.
Both of us.Copy !req
138. This is your fault.Copy !req
139. Leslie had a disease.Copy !req
140. She had to be in
a good facility.Copy !req
141. You were kind enough
to offer to pay for itCopy !req
142. as long as she was
treated near you.Copy !req
143. We did that.Copy !req
144. I found her will.Copy !req
145. I assume you know
that Leslie was a Buddhist.Copy !req
146. That means she wanted to be
cremated, not buried.Copy !req
147. It was very
important to her...Copy !req
148. I have just
lost my only child.Copy !req
149. I'm in no mood to discuss the
particulars of her funeral with you.Copy !req
150. Wherever you are, stay there!Copy !req
151. You are not welcome here.Copy !req
152. If you show up,
I will have you arrested.Copy !req
153. Jack? God damn it.Copy !req
154. Hello, Ben.Copy !req
155. Leslie is in Heaven now.
She is finally at peace.Copy !req
156. When is the ceremony?Copy !req
157. It's in five days, in New
Mexico, at our church.Copy !req
158. How are the children?Copy !req
159. Did you hear
what Jack just said?Copy !req
160. It's been years.Copy !req
161. He said that he would have
me arrested if we go there.Copy !req
162. Did you hear that?Copy !req
163. He's very upset.Copy !req
164. It's just best to
do what he says.Copy !req
165. It doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
166. I mean, who are they
to make these decisions?Copy !req
167. It's this sick sense of entitlement
that they all seem to have.Copy !req
168. This is what we stand against,
this is what Mom stood against.Copy !req
169. Mom hated that world.Copy !req
170. Clothes on when
we eat, please.Copy !req
171. It's completely unjust,
that's what it is.Copy !req
172. We're in the very unique
position of hating those people.Copy !req
173. - Can "unique" be modified?
- No.Copy !req
174. We don't hate
Nana and Grandpa,Copy !req
175. but the rest of their tribe
are fascist capitalists.Copy !req
176. You're just repeating
whatever Dad says.Copy !req
177. I'm writing down everything you say.
In my mind.Copy !req
178. Do you even know
what a fascist is?Copy !req
179. Violent,
nationalist militants.Copy !req
180. Supported by big business and their
totalitarian single-party dictators.Copy !req
181. We're her family, we have to go.
Grandpa said we can't.Copy !req
182. What will happen
if they arrest you?Copy !req
183. Will they take
us away from you?Copy !req
184. That's a possibility.Copy !req
185. Hey.Copy !req
186. Wake up.Copy !req
187. Wake up, grizzly bear,
my fantastic man.Copy !req
188. What we're doing out
here is so incredible.Copy !req
189. The kids are amazing.Copy !req
190. But you have to take care
of them for me, okay?Copy !req
191. I love you all so much.Copy !req
192. I love you so much.Copy !req
193. We want to see Mom.Copy !req
194. Plus, Grandpa can't
oppress us.Copy !req
195. We want
to honor her life.Copy !req
196. It's the least
you could do.Copy !req
197. What's that
supposed to mean?Copy !req
198. You know.Copy !req
199. No, I don't.Copy !req
200. Forget it. But I know.Copy !req
201. We're strong and we're ready.
I said no.Copy !req
202. Too risky.Copy !req
203. We're defined by our
actions, not our words.Copy !req
204. Dad,
give us the mission.Copy !req
205. Rescue Mom!Copy !req
206. Training in
10 minutes.Copy !req
207. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
208. Rell?Copy !req
209. Can you flex
your fingers?Copy !req
210. Stay calm. Think.
Observe. And plan.Copy !req
211. If you hit the rocks below you,
you'll die from blunt force trauma.Copy !req
212. Or internal bleeding from
massive bone fracturing.Copy !req
213. Or splenic flexure
of the large intestine.Copy !req
214. Yes, thank you, Zaj.Copy !req
215. I can't, my hand.Copy !req
216. There's no cavalry.Copy !req
217. No one will magically appear
and save you in the end.Copy !req
218. Almost.Copy !req
219. You got it.
Good boy.Copy !req
220. All right, let's go.Copy !req
221. Class time on Steve. We're
going up to the glacier.Copy !req
222. Let's go.Copy !req
223. We can't go to
Mommy's funeral.Copy !req
224. We have to do
what we're told.Copy !req
225. Some fights,
you can't win.Copy !req
226. The powerful control the
lives of the powerless.Copy !req
227. That's the way
the world works.Copy !req
228. It's unjust and it's unfair.Copy !req
229. But that's just
too damn bad.Copy !req
230. We have to shut up
and accept it.Copy !req
231. Well, fuck that.Copy !req
232. So they know we're coming!Copy !req
233. Mommy! Mommy!
Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!Copy !req
234. Attention all campers,
this is your captain speaking.Copy !req
235. Here we have the embodiment
of Calvin Coolidge's statementCopy !req
236. that the business of
America is business.Copy !req
237. Our democracy is one of
the brightest lightsCopy !req
238. of social justice
in the history of humankind.Copy !req
239. And yet most of our fellow citizens
engage in frenzied shoppingCopy !req
240. as their primary form
of social interaction.Copy !req
241. "Come
on down, let's go shopping!"Copy !req
242. "These prices are insane!"Copy !req
243. - What's a bordello? Oh.
- A whorehouse.Copy !req
244. What are you reading?Copy !req
245. Lolita? I didn't
assign that book.Copy !req
246. I'm skipping ahead.Copy !req
247. And?Copy !req
248. - It's interesting.
- "Interesting!"Copy !req
249. Illegal word!Copy !req
250. Dad, Kielyr
said "interesting!"Copy !req
251. "Interesting"
is a non-word.Copy !req
252. You know you're supposed
to avoid it.Copy !req
253. Be specific.Copy !req
254. It's disturbing.
More specific.Copy !req
255. Can I just read?Copy !req
256. After you give us
your analysis thus far.Copy !req
257. There's this old man
who loves this girl,Copy !req
258. and she's only 12 years old.
That's the plot.Copy !req
259. Because it's written
from his perspective,Copy !req
260. you sort of understand
and sympathize with him.Copy !req
261. Which is kind of amazingCopy !req
262. because he's essentially
a child molester.Copy !req
263. But his love for her
is beautiful.Copy !req
264. But it's also sort of a trick
because it's so wrong.Copy !req
265. You know, he's old, and
he basically rapes her.Copy !req
266. So it makes me feel...Copy !req
267. I hate him.Copy !req
268. And somehow I feel sorry
for him at the same time.Copy !req
269. Well done.Copy !req
270. What does "rape" mean?Copy !req
271. When a person, usually a man,Copy !req
272. forces another person,
usually a woman,Copy !req
273. to have sexual intercourse.Copy !req
274. Oh.Copy !req
275. - Who's hungry?
- Me!Copy !req
276. What's "sexual intercourse"?Copy !req
277. When a man sticks his penis
in a woman's vagina.Copy !req
278. Everyone keep their
eyes peeled for deer.Copy !req
279. Why would a man stick his
penis in a woman's vagina?Copy !req
280. Because it can give
them both pleasure.Copy !req
281. And because the combination
of a man's spermCopy !req
282. and a woman's egg
can create a babyCopy !req
283. and continue the human race.Copy !req
284. But that's where she pees.Copy !req
285. Pee comes not from the vagina,
but from the urethra,Copy !req
286. which is within
the outer labia.Copy !req
287. But generally speaking, yes,
that is where she pees.Copy !req
288. Everyone keep your eyes open
for game of any kind.Copy !req
289. Okay.Copy !req
290. Now what?Copy !req
291. What's wrong with everyone?Copy !req
292. Are they sick?Copy !req
293. What do you mean?
Everyone's so fat.Copy !req
294. Yeah, they are.
Fat like hippos.Copy !req
295. That's not nice to say.
But look!Copy !req
296. Okay, you can think that, but
we don't make fun of people.Copy !req
297. - Right, Dad?
- That's right.Copy !req
298. We don't make fun
of people.Copy !req
299. Except Christians.Copy !req
300. Dad? Dad?Copy !req
301. Shit.Copy !req
302. This, right now, this is
your first real test.Copy !req
303. Stay calm,
remember your training.Copy !req
304. Morning.
How you doing today?Copy !req
305. Morning, Officer.Copy !req
306. Can I see your license
and registration, please?Copy !req
307. Certainly.Copy !req
308. Nice rig.
Thank you.Copy !req
309. I pulled you over because your
back left taillight is out.Copy !req
310. Did you know that?Copy !req
311. No, I didn't.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
312. I'll be right back.Copy !req
313. No school today?Copy !req
314. Not yet.Copy !req
315. Man, by his sin, has
become separated from God.Copy !req
316. And only through personally
accepting the giftCopy !req
317. of reconciliation purchased
by Jesus on the crossCopy !req
318. can he regain his
fellowship with God.Copy !req
319. We're home-schooled.
Father, may I?Copy !req
320. You may.Copy !req
321. One day when Heaven
was filled with his praisesCopy !req
322. One day when
sin was as black as could beCopy !req
323. Jesus came forth
to be born of a virginCopy !req
324. Dwelt among men,
my example is HeCopy !req
325. Living, He loved me
Dying, He saved meCopy !req
326. I really should go.Copy !req
327. Buried, He carried
my sins far awayCopy !req
328. Seriously... Look, I
really need to get going.Copy !req
329. Sorry about that, I gotta get back to work.
Sounds great.Copy !req
330. When you get a minute,
fix that taillight, okay?Copy !req
331. I'll do it
right away, sir.Copy !req
332. Have a good day, guys.
God bless.Copy !req
333. God bless!Copy !req
334. Power to the people.Copy !req
335. Stick it to the man.Copy !req
336. They're just
standing there.Copy !req
337. I miss Mom.Copy !req
338. Hey.Copy !req
339. No. No Esperanto.
I'm not joking.Copy !req
340. No foreign language unless the
language is spoken by all.Copy !req
341. You know the rule.Copy !req
342. No Esperanto! Please.Copy !req
343. I'm hungry.Copy !req
344. Well, then maybe one of you should
have shot the fucking sheep.Copy !req
345. They have hot dogs!Copy !req
346. What's "cola"?
Poison water.Copy !req
347. Can I have
the grilled cheese?Copy !req
348. No.Copy !req
349. What's a "milkshake"?Copy !req
350. Dad, can I have
a hamburger and fries?Copy !req
351. Can I have pancakes?Copy !req
352. Okay, everyone up.
We're outta here.Copy !req
353. What? No, why?Copy !req
354. Because there's no actual
food on this menu. Let's go.Copy !req
355. Are you okay?Copy !req
356. An old man's having a heart attack!
Call 911!Copy !req
357. Call 911!Copy !req
358. Everyone, get back!Copy !req
359. My pills!Copy !req
360. I'm okay.
He's okay now.Copy !req
361. Sir?
Sorry.Copy !req
362. Sir?Copy !req
363. Sir?Copy !req
364. Sir?
Sorry about the fuss.Copy !req
365. Are you sure we can't get you
an ambulance or anything?Copy !req
366. No, I just forgot
to take my pills.Copy !req
367. I'm fine now, really.Copy !req
368. Where else
can we improve?Copy !req
369. Flawed exit strategy. Everyone
went out the same doors.Copy !req
370. No one utilized the
loading dock area at all.Copy !req
371. If it got blocked, we'd all be trapped.
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
372. Inadequately planned
extraction point.Copy !req
373. We probably shouldn't have all
gone directly to the bus.Copy !req
374. Predetermined pick-ups would
have been much less risky.Copy !req
375. On the plus side, Mission:
Free the Food, accomplished.Copy !req
376. Free the Food!
Top marks all around.Copy !req
377. Now, if you'd all do me a
favor and close your eyes.Copy !req
378. You may open your eyes.Copy !req
379. Happy Noam Chomsky Day.Copy !req
380. But Noam was born
on December 7th.Copy !req
381. Well, we're
celebrating it today.Copy !req
382. Yes!Copy !req
383. So good.Copy !req
384. Uncle Noam,
it's the day of your birth!Copy !req
385. Uncle Noam,
it's the day of your birth!Copy !req
386. Uncle Noam, it's the day
of your birth! Uncle Noam!Copy !req
387. Uncle Noam, Uncle Noam!Copy !req
388. All hail!Copy !req
389. Here we go. Nai.
Yes.Copy !req
390. Bodevan.
Thank you.Copy !req
391. Rellian.Copy !req
392. Rell.Copy !req
393. Kielyr, Vespyr, Zaj.Copy !req
394. All right, go for it.Copy !req
395. Dad!Copy !req
396. Fifty-five-pound pull,
laminated wood and glass.Copy !req
397. Whoa!Copy !req
398. A KA-BAR fighting knife?Copy !req
399. That's right.
Thanks, Dad!Copy !req
400. It's so beautiful.Copy !req
401. Seven-inch blade,
partially serrated,Copy !req
402. well-balanced if
you dip when you cut.Copy !req
403. Pictures.Copy !req
404. Oh.Copy !req
405. Those are Black Storm broadheads.
Razor sharp.Copy !req
406. What kind of crazy person
celebrates Noam Chomsky's birthdayCopy !req
407. like it's some kind
of official holiday?Copy !req
408. Why can't we celebrate Christmas
like the rest of the entire world?Copy !req
409. You would prefer to celebrate
a magical fictitious elfCopy !req
410. instead of
a living humanitarianCopy !req
411. who's done so much to promote
human rights and understanding?Copy !req
412. Okay, well,
let's have a discourse.Copy !req
413. - Forget it.
- No, explain.Copy !req
414. Take the opportunity
to make your case.Copy !req
415. We're all open to hearing
your arguments.Copy !req
416. And if they're valid
and you persuade us,Copy !req
417. I'm sure we'd all be willing
to change our minds. Right?Copy !req
418. - Yeah.
- Use your words.Copy !req
419. Ah!Copy !req
420. Yes! Thanks, Dad!
You're welcome.Copy !req
421. Do you guys need a hand?Copy !req
422. - No, we're fine.
- No, we got it.Copy !req
423. All right.Copy !req
424. Jackson, not at the table. Hey.Copy !req
425. Jackson.
All right.Copy !req
426. Well, I am so happyCopy !req
427. that our family is together.Copy !req
428. Thanks for
putting on this feast.Copy !req
429. It's all local and, um,
organic and non-GMO, so...Copy !req
430. How did you kill
those chickens?Copy !req
431. With an ax
or a knife?Copy !req
432. I didn't have
to kill the chickens.Copy !req
433. It's a rotisserie chicken,
so you buy it.Copy !req
434. It's already dead.
Or cooked. On a thing.Copy !req
435. - Dig in.
- All right.Copy !req
436. Ben, some wine?
Please.Copy !req
437. Dad, can I have
some wine?Copy !req
438. - Sure, why not?
- Ben. No.Copy !req
439. Children don't drink wine.Copy !req
440. In France,
and other countries,Copy !req
441. children drink small amounts
of wine all the time.Copy !req
442. It's a digestive.
It's not crack.Copy !req
443. What's crack?Copy !req
444. Crack is a crystallized,
highly addictive derivativeCopy !req
445. of the stimulant cocaine.Copy !req
446. In the mid-1980s,Copy !req
447. it accelerated the decimation
of inner-city neighborhoods.Copy !req
448. Crackheads, some of them kids
just like you guys,Copy !req
449. were killing each other over
nothing, over their Nikes.Copy !req
450. They killed each
other for Nike?Copy !req
451. The Greek winged
goddess of victory?Copy !req
452. Stop.
He's joking, right?Copy !req
453. They're like Adidas.
Who's Adidas?Copy !req
454. You're serious?Copy !req
455. They're shoes.Copy !req
456. Now.Copy !req
457. Ben.Copy !req
458. We're, uh...Copy !req
459. I'm sorry for your loss.Copy !req
460. We're devastated.Copy !req
461. We're just so sorry.
Thank you, Dave.Copy !req
462. I don't know what else to say.
I'm like...Copy !req
463. It's okay. We all know you
had issues with Leslie.Copy !req
464. - What?
- It's not a secret.Copy !req
465. I wouldn't say that.
Why would you...Copy !req
466. Last time we saw you, you
called her a "fucking bitch."Copy !req
467. - Ben.
- What? It's fine.Copy !req
468. My kids remember.
Don't you, guys?Copy !req
469. Yeah.Copy !req
470. Wait, no.
I said that...Copy !req
471. We were all having a huge,
uh, fight about sugar.Copy !req
472. I had given the kids some,
what, Frosted Mini-Wheats.Copy !req
473. And the extremity
of her position...Copy !req
474. She was yelling at me, she
pushed me, and I said...Copy !req
475. "Don't be such
a fucking bitch."Copy !req
476. Ben.
I didn't say that.Copy !req
477. They're just words. Your
words, but just words.Copy !req
478. Not spoken
in this house.Copy !req
479. No, it's inappropriate for him to
say that in front of the kids.Copy !req
480. Absolutely, understood.
It won't happen again.Copy !req
481. Okay.Copy !req
482. Dad, how did
Aunt Leslie die?Copy !req
483. Well,
Aunt Leslie was sickCopy !req
484. and she had, uh, complications
from her sickness.Copy !req
485. Yeah.Copy !req
486. She had a mental illness.Copy !req
487. Bipolar affective disorder.Copy !req
488. We think it started
right after Bo was born.Copy !req
489. Probably a form of
postpartum psychosis.Copy !req
490. She'd have violent mood
swings ranging from mania,Copy !req
491. where she'd be elatedCopy !req
492. and make elaborate
plans for the future,Copy !req
493. to severe depression where
she'd become almost catatonic.Copy !req
494. Utterly without hope.Copy !req
495. We didn't understand
what was happening.Copy !req
496. We don't need to talk about
this in front of the children.Copy !req
497. These are details that are...Copy !req
498. The doctors, uh, put her
in the hospital,Copy !req
499. they gave her medicine,
but she was really sick.Copy !req
500. Yeah.
And she died.Copy !req
501. Sick people die.Copy !req
502. Sometimes they...
They die.Copy !req
503. She died 'cause of...Copy !req
504. Because of...
Because of the sickness.Copy !req
505. She slit her wrists.Copy !req
506. She killed herself.
That's what happened.Copy !req
507. Or that.Copy !req
508. Excuse me.Copy !req
509. Here you go, sweetie. Thank you.Copy !req
510. Bo.Copy !req
511. - To Mom.
- To Mom.Copy !req
512. Shh.Copy !req
513. Combo!Copy !req
514. Extreme combo!Copy !req
515. Victory!Copy !req
516. We're just doing
the best we can, Ben!Copy !req
517. That's all anybody is doing!
So am I!Copy !req
518. Just the best
that we know how.Copy !req
519. I'm really sorry it doesn't
live up to your high standards!Copy !req
520. I tell the truth to my kids.
I don't lie to my kids.Copy !req
521. Protecting children
from certain conceptsCopy !req
522. that they are too young
to understandCopy !req
523. is not lying to them.Copy !req
524. Guys! We have
neighbors, okay?Copy !req
525. Look, it's a very
hard time right now.Copy !req
526. Everybody's still
a little raw.Copy !req
527. Can we just try to, come on,
put this to bed, all right?Copy !req
528. I apologize.Copy !req
529. I'm sorry for not respecting the way
you guys do things in your home.Copy !req
530. Thank you for saying that.Copy !req
531. I know Leslie had been sick for a long
time, but I cannot imagine how difficultCopy !req
532. this time must be for you.Copy !req
533. Guys,
what are you doing?Copy !req
534. We're sleeping
under the stars.Copy !req
535. But...Copy !req
536. We made up
the rec room downstairs,Copy !req
537. - for a sleepover.
- Yeah.Copy !req
538. We're fine here.
We're fine.Copy !req
539. Good.Copy !req
540. Why do they
have to take showers?Copy !req
541. They're not taking a shower.
I mean, it looks like a shower,Copy !req
542. but it's really a gas chamber.Copy !req
543. Jackson,
put that thing awayCopy !req
544. or I'm going to put it in the
microwave, press "Popcorn."Copy !req
545. All right.Copy !req
546. Actually, why don't
you take your cousinsCopy !req
547. and go show them
your action figure guys?Copy !req
548. Why?Copy !req
549. Because they may never
have seen them before.Copy !req
550. It might be fun.Copy !req
551. So, can we play
Xbox afterwards?Copy !req
552. One game. Go.Copy !req
553. Yes!Copy !req
554. Thank you. Yeah, try it.Copy !req
555. How are the kids doing?
They're strong.Copy !req
556. How long have you been out there,
wherever it is you're living now?Copy !req
557. We left Boulder
when Bo was three.Copy !req
558. And then we were on that
farm we had in OregonCopy !req
559. until he was eight.Copy !req
560. So, we bought the land
in the forest 10 years ago.Copy !req
561. How do you still
have money?Copy !req
562. We only buy what we need.Copy !req
563. Look, Harper and I
have been talking.Copy !req
564. The kids need
structure, stability.Copy !req
565. They need to go
to a real school,Copy !req
566. so they can get real jobs.
Oh, for Christ's sake.Copy !req
567. You're going to
get them killed!Copy !req
568. Whoa.Copy !req
569. I'm sorry.Copy !req
570. But your kids are
without a mother now.Copy !req
571. I don't think you have any idea
what you're doing to them.Copy !req
572. I'm saving their lives,
that's what I'm doing.Copy !req
573. Ben, you sound
so ridiculous.Copy !req
574. Is knowing how to set a broken bone or
how to treat a severe burn ridiculous?Copy !req
575. Knowing how to navigate by
the stars in total darkness,Copy !req
576. that's ridiculous?Copy !req
577. How to identify
edible plants,Copy !req
578. how to make clothes
from animal skins,Copy !req
579. how to survive in the forest
with nothing but a knife?Copy !req
580. That's ridiculous
to you?Copy !req
581. Jesus.Copy !req
582. They have
the cardiovascularCopy !req
583. and muscular endurance
levels of elite athletes.Copy !req
584. Who cares?
They're children.Copy !req
585. They need to go to school, they
need to learn about the world.Copy !req
586. Justin? Jackson?Copy !req
587. Would you please come
down here for a second?Copy !req
588. What?Copy !req
589. How old are you now,
Jackson?Copy !req
590. Thirteen.Copy !req
591. Can you tell me what
the Bill of Rights is?Copy !req
592. What something costs?
I guess.Copy !req
593. That's a good guess.Copy !req
594. Justin, you're in high school?
Yeah.Copy !req
595. Do you like your school?
It's whatever.Copy !req
596. Do you know what
the Bill of Rights is?Copy !req
597. It's a government
thing, right?Copy !req
598. Like, rights that people
have in America and stuff...Copy !req
599. - Yep. Hey, Zaja!
- Yes!Copy !req
600. Would you please come down
here a moment, sweetie?Copy !req
601. I wanted to ask you
a quick question.Copy !req
602. Zaja just turned eight,
by the way.Copy !req
603. Bill of Rights.Copy !req
604. Amendment 1,
Congress shall make no lawCopy !req
605. respecting an establishment
of religionCopy !req
606. or prohibiting
the free exercise thereof,Copy !req
607. or abridging
the freedom of...Copy !req
608. Stop. Regurgitating memorized
amendments isn't what I'm asking for.Copy !req
609. Just tell me something
about it in your own words.Copy !req
610. Without the Bill of Rights,
we'd be more like China.Copy !req
611. Here, at least, we don't
have warrantless searches,Copy !req
612. we have free speech,Copy !req
613. citizens are protected from cruel
and unusual punishments...Copy !req
614. - That's enough.
- Are protected...Copy !req
615. Wait a minute.
Zaja...Copy !req
616. How would
you characterizeCopy !req
617. the 2010 Supreme Court
decision on Citizens United?Copy !req
618. Corporations have the
same rights as people,Copy !req
619. so there's no spending
limit on candidates.Copy !req
620. Which means our country
is ruled by corporationsCopy !req
621. and their lobbyists
who fund candidatesCopy !req
622. and command their fealty
by demanding that...Copy !req
623. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
624. You made your point,
we get it.Copy !req
625. It's very impressive.
All of you.Copy !req
626. Is that yoga?Copy !req
627. Your breath,
they call it pranayama.Copy !req
628. It flows with your
movements, your asana.Copy !req
629. It's supposed to connect the mind
and the body to fuel your Samadhi.Copy !req
630. Does that really work?Copy !req
631. I'm Claire.Copy !req
632. Bodevan.
"Bodevan"?Copy !req
633. What kind of a name
is that?Copy !req
634. My parents made it up.Copy !req
635. That's weird. Why?Copy !req
636. Our names are unique.Copy !req
637. There's only one of
us in the whole world.Copy !req
638. That's really weird.Copy !req
639. What kind of music
do you listen to?Copy !req
640. Mostly Bach.Copy !req
641. Mainly
the Goldberg Variations,Copy !req
642. especially Glenn Gould's
versions.Copy !req
643. I also like the
Unaccompanied Cello Suites,Copy !req
644. preferably when played
by Yo-Yo Ma.Copy !req
645. Where are you from?Copy !req
646. Most recently in Paris,
in the Marais.Copy !req
647. Near Victor Hugo's house.Copy !req
648. We're just back in the States
because of my dad's sabbatical.Copy !req
649. He's writing a book
on Dr. Spock.Copy !req
650. Oh. I love Star Trek,
it's awesome.Copy !req
651. Which star?Copy !req
652. You know, Spock.Copy !req
653. The guy with the ears,
he's from Star Trek.Copy !req
654. No, Dr. Spock was
from Connecticut.Copy !req
655. Right after Yale, he wrote
Baby and Child Care in 1947.Copy !req
656. It's one of the seminal
books on child-rearing.Copy !req
657. I was talking
about that old TV show.Copy !req
658. Oh.Copy !req
659. "Child-rearing."
Of course.Copy !req
660. Yeah, I know
that one, it's...Copy !req
661. Awesome.Copy !req
662. And what about
your mom?Copy !req
663. I can't talk about it.Copy !req
664. She works for the U.S.
government.Copy !req
665. I can't talk about it due to
its highly classified nature.Copy !req
666. Seriously?Copy !req
667. I can't say any more.Copy !req
668. I don't even know
that much myself.Copy !req
669. It's, um...Copy !req
670. I shouldn't have told you.Copy !req
671. You can't tell anyone.Copy !req
672. Are you okay?Copy !req
673. Yeah.Copy !req
674. Okay.Copy !req
675. Follow me.
We have to be quiet.Copy !req
676. It's almost midnight.Copy !req
677. I sincerely hope
you two lovebirdsCopy !req
678. haven't been doing what I
think you've been doing.Copy !req
679. I know what you think.Copy !req
680. But I know that your daughter has
taught me many things just now.Copy !req
681. She has broadened my mind,
she has helped me grow.Copy !req
682. When we just kissed for
the first time just then,Copy !req
683. the endorphins that your
daughter sent through my bodyCopy !req
684. were like dolphins swimming
through my bloodstream.Copy !req
685. The way she has opened me up, she
has penetrated deep inside of meCopy !req
686. and I know that I have penetrated
deep, deep inside of your daughter.Copy !req
687. Not... Not like that.Copy !req
688. I would love toCopy !req
689. when is necessary for...Copy !req
690. I want kids someday.
Not right now, of course,Copy !req
691. but when you're ready
and when I'm ready,Copy !req
692. because I think this should
be a shared decision.Copy !req
693. This is a decision that
we should make together.Copy !req
694. But when you are ready,
I will be ready.Copy !req
695. I am ready for you,
if you will have me.Copy !req
696. Claire...Copy !req
697. What's your last name?Copy !req
698. M... McCune.Copy !req
699. Claire McCune,Copy !req
700. will you be my wife?Copy !req
701. Okay, funny man, I'm sure
your dad's waiting up.Copy !req
702. Don't worry,
you'll see her tomorrow.Copy !req
703. Good night.Copy !req
704. It's just a penis.Copy !req
705. Every man has one.Copy !req
706. We're all animals
of the Earth.Copy !req
707. Clothes when we eat.Copy !req
708. - You look happy.
- I am happy.Copy !req
709. Are you happy?Copy !req
710. Yeah.
I'm here with you.Copy !req
711. O God, to whom mercy
and forgiveness belong,Copy !req
712. hear our prayer on behalf of
your servant Leslie Cash,Copy !req
713. whom you have taken
out of the world.Copy !req
714. And because she put her
trust and hope in you,Copy !req
715. command that she be carried
safely home to HeavenCopy !req
716. and come to enjoyCopy !req
717. your eternal reward.Copy !req
718. - Amen.
- Amen.Copy !req
719. Come on, guys.Copy !req
720. Do you mind
scooting over, sir?Copy !req
721. I did not
know Leslie personallyCopy !req
722. and I am poorer for it.Copy !req
723. I understandCopy !req
724. that she was a loving mother
who gave up her law practiceCopy !req
725. to raise her children.Copy !req
726. Leslie loved
her mother, Abigail,Copy !req
727. and her father, Jack,Copy !req
728. and their dogs,Copy !req
729. Harvey and Little Bear.Copy !req
730. They told me that
she also loved gardeningCopy !req
731. and classical music,Copy !req
732. particularly
Glenn Gould's versionsCopy !req
733. of the Goldberg Variations.Copy !req
734. She also liked walksCopy !req
735. in the moonlight
on the beach.Copy !req
736. And she loved her husband,Copy !req
737. Ben, and their children...Copy !req
738. I'll, uh, take that
as my cue,Copy !req
739. if I may.Copy !req
740. First of all,Copy !req
741. Leslie practiced Buddhism,Copy !req
742. which, to her, was a philosophy
and not an organized religion.Copy !req
743. In fact, Leslie abhorred
all organized religions.Copy !req
744. To her, they were the most dangerous
fairy tales ever invented.Copy !req
745. Designed to elicit
blind obedienceCopy !req
746. and strike fear into the
hearts of the innocentCopy !req
747. and the uninformed.Copy !req
748. To her, the only thing
worse than deathCopy !req
749. would have been the knowledge
that her rotting fleshCopy !req
750. was to be trapped for all
eternity inside a big boxCopy !req
751. and buried in the
middle of a fucking golf course.Copy !req
752. Although the absurdity
of being eulogizedCopy !req
753. by someone that
didn't even know herCopy !req
754. has exactly the kind
of comedic flourishCopy !req
755. that Leslie
would have cherished.Copy !req
756. If nothing else,
she had a sense of humor.Copy !req
757. I want to read something to all of
you, so you'll know what I mean.Copy !req
758. Leslie's last will
and testament.Copy !req
759. And I quote,
"In the event of my death,Copy !req
760. "I, Leslie Abigail Cash,Copy !req
761. "as a Buddhist,
wish to be cremated.Copy !req
762. "My funeral,
such as it is,Copy !req
763. "shall be a celebration
of the life cycle,Copy !req
764. "with music and dancing.Copy !req
765. "After, it is my expressed
desire that my ashesCopy !req
766. "shall be taken to
a nondescript location,Copy !req
767. "preferably public
and heavily populated.Copy !req
768. "At which point my ashes,Copy !req
769. "promptly
and unceremoniously,Copy !req
770. "are to be flushed
down the nearest toilet."Copy !req
771. End quote.Copy !req
772. Now, that's comedy.Copy !req
773. - All right, that's enough.
- I'm not finished.Copy !req
774. Hey, I'm not finished.Copy !req
775. Dad! You're not
listening to me!Copy !req
776. - This is not what she wanted!
- Dad!Copy !req
777. - Just keep moving forward.
- Let go of me!Copy !req
778. Okay, that's it,
come on.Copy !req
779. - Dad!
- She's my wife!Copy !req
780. This is her will! This
is against her wishes!Copy !req
781. God damn it! We
have songs to sing!Copy !req
782. Dad!Copy !req
783. If you'll open
your books,Copy !req
784. we'll read this morning from
Matthew 18, verses 15-20.Copy !req
785. You are the worst thing that has
ever happened to my family.Copy !req
786. Why won't you respect
your daughter's wishes?Copy !req
787. Or your grandchildren's?Copy !req
788. Hi, kids.Copy !req
789. Hello, Grandpa,
I'm Nai.Copy !req
790. Nai.
We've never met.Copy !req
791. Gee, Abby.Copy !req
792. I'm sorry. Sorry.Copy !req
793. Hi, honey.Copy !req
794. Grandma!Copy !req
795. Hello, Grandma.Copy !req
796. We're all together. Isn't
this wonderful?Copy !req
797. Abby and I are going to take
the children to the ceremonyCopy !req
798. and then you can
follow us to the house.Copy !req
799. They're my kids,
they're staying with me.Copy !req
800. Children, I'm sorry that
you have to witness this,Copy !req
801. but I don't think your father
is fit to attend the funeral.Copy !req
802. We're not going to let you
put her in the ground!Copy !req
803. Who do you think the police
are going to listen to? Me?Copy !req
804. Or some hippie
in a clown outfit?Copy !req
805. Come on, Abby.Copy !req
806. Where are we going?Copy !req
807. We're going to see Leslie.
We have to go.Copy !req
808. I'm visiting
with the children.Copy !req
809. We have to
see them at the house.Copy !req
810. Would you just give me a
minute with the children?Copy !req
811. Honey, honey,
Leslie is waiting.Copy !req
812. Leslie is waiting.
Come on.Copy !req
813. Bye, Grandma.Copy !req
814. Bye,
Grandma and Grandpa.Copy !req
815. Back on Steve,
let's go.Copy !req
816. - Dad?
- Let's go.Copy !req
817. Dad,
where are we going?Copy !req
818. We're going to stop
this fucking funeral!Copy !req
819. - Dad!
- No!Copy !req
820. Dad!Copy !req
821. Dad, we can't go.Copy !req
822. Please,
just listen to us.Copy !req
823. Why can't we go to Mom's funeral?
Because of Dad.Copy !req
824. Because of his speech?
Yes!Copy !req
825. Everyone shut up and sit down!
Sit the fuck down!Copy !req
826. Dad.
Silence!Copy !req
827. Put your goddamn
seatbelts on!Copy !req
828. - No! Stop Steve!
- You heard Grandpa!Copy !req
829. He'll have us arrested
if we show up!Copy !req
830. They are not stopping us
from saving Mom!Copy !req
831. Dad, abort the mission!Copy !req
832. Let's just go home!
Abort the mission!Copy !req
833. We are rescuing Mom!Copy !req
834. Mom is dead, okay, Dad?
She's dead!Copy !req
835. This is not what she would
have wanted you to do!Copy !req
836. They have no right!
I don't want to lose you!Copy !req
837. Please. We can't
lose you, too.Copy !req
838. Motherfuck!Copy !req
839. I have memories of MomCopy !req
840. laughing.Copy !req
841. I... I can't even
remember when that was.Copy !req
842. Mom had
psychotic episodes.Copy !req
843. She had hallucinations.Copy !req
844. Of smashing our
heads in with rocks.Copy !req
845. I heard them
talking about it.Copy !req
846. Mom was sicker
than any of us knew.Copy !req
847. Dad made her crazy.Copy !req
848. Dad's dangerous.Copy !req
849. You think our lives
are so great.Copy !req
850. You think Dad
is so perfect.Copy !req
851. Yale, Stanford,
Princeton, Harvard,Copy !req
852. Dartmouth, MIT, Brown.Copy !req
853. Well done.Copy !req
854. Thank you.Copy !req
855. It's very impressive.Copy !req
856. I guess. Yeah.Copy !req
857. All this time
you've been deceiving me?Copy !req
858. What? No. I took you
to the library,Copy !req
859. and you snuck around behind
my back taking SAT testsCopy !req
860. and contacting universities?
Dad, it's not like that.Copy !req
861. We're not an accredited
home school,Copy !req
862. I don't know
how the fuck you did it.Copy !req
863. I guess you somehow...
You don't understand.Copy !req
864. managed to create acceptable
transcripts, got your work approved.Copy !req
865. Listen.Copy !req
866. All without my knowledge
and approval.Copy !req
867. Listen, Dad, please.Copy !req
868. I don't know
what's more impressive.Copy !req
869. The fact that you got into
all these fine schoolsCopy !req
870. or that for months you've been
lying directly to my face.Copy !req
871. It was Mom.Copy !req
872. She helped me with everything.
We did it together.Copy !req
873. I just want to go to college.
You speak six languages!Copy !req
874. You have high math,
theoretical physics!Copy !req
875. Dad! But this is what
I'm talking about!Copy !req
876. What the hell are these
people going to teach you?Copy !req
877. I know nothing!Copy !req
878. I know nothing! I am a
freak because of you!Copy !req
879. You made us freaks!Copy !req
880. And Mom knew that!
She understood!Copy !req
881. Unless it comes out
of a fucking book,Copy !req
882. I don't know anything
about anything!Copy !req
883. Dad?Copy !req
884. You should put some
clothes on, buddy.Copy !req
885. No, stay on Steve.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
886. Where is he?
No.Copy !req
887. Abby, I need Rell.Copy !req
888. It won't work like this,
you know Jack.Copy !req
889. He's my son.Copy !req
890. All right.Copy !req
891. It's all about timing.
Just be easy.Copy !req
892. Follow through.Copy !req
893. Okay, get your things.
Just a minute, please.Copy !req
894. Come on, Rell.Copy !req
895. I said, just a minute.Copy !req
896. I've clearly upset you
and I apologize.Copy !req
897. You killed Mom!Copy !req
898. Oh.Copy !req
899. I heard you.Copy !req
900. I heard you fighting
about where we live.Copy !req
901. Mom wanted to leave.
I heard.Copy !req
902. Your mother and I made
certain decisions, together,Copy !req
903. about what was best
for all of you.Copy !req
904. I'm going to live here
with Nana and Grandpa.Copy !req
905. That's not possible. Come on,
get your stuff. Let's go.Copy !req
906. Let's go!Copy !req
907. I hate you!
I fucking hate you!Copy !req
908. Rellian.Copy !req
909. Rellian.Copy !req
910. What the fuck?
That almost hit me!Copy !req
911. If I wanted to hit you,
I would have hit you.Copy !req
912. You just shot
an arrow at me!Copy !req
913. You told me they
were in school.Copy !req
914. They are.Copy !req
915. Leslie and I
are their teachers.Copy !req
916. Are...
Were their teachers.Copy !req
917. So you're teaching them
to steal?Copy !req
918. Of course not.Copy !req
919. Free the Food"?Copy !req
920. That was part of
their training.Copy !req
921. So you're training them
to steal?Copy !req
922. Their mother
had just died.Copy !req
923. They were in shock,
they were devastated,Copy !req
924. they needed a distraction.Copy !req
925. So we made it
Noam Chomsky Day.Copy !req
926. "Noam Chomsky Day."Copy !req
927. I don't even
know who that is.Copy !req
928. That's the day you gave my
grandchildren real weapons.Copy !req
929. How did Rellian
break his hand?Copy !req
930. He slip... He fell.
And it's not broken.Copy !req
931. He was climbing on a
rock face in the rain.Copy !req
932. It was an accident.Copy !req
933. And it wasn't raining
when we were climbing.Copy !req
934. He has bruises
over his whole body.Copy !req
935. Yeah, and scratches.
We all have them.Copy !req
936. It's child abuse.Copy !req
937. Even if they make it through
whatever it is you're doing to them,Copy !req
938. they're going to be totally
unprepared for the real world.Copy !req
939. And I happen to think
the opposite is true.Copy !req
940. Rellian is legally
old enough to choose,Copy !req
941. and I intend
to honor his wishes.Copy !req
942. This is
my lawyer's card.Copy !req
943. Abby and I have decided
that we're going to fileCopy !req
944. for custody of the children.Copy !req
945. Now, I know you don't
own a telephone,Copy !req
946. but I suggest you find one
immediately and call him.Copy !req
947. Because I would hate to have to
issue a warrant for your arrest.Copy !req
948. He's my son.Copy !req
949. I'm not leaving
without him, Jack.Copy !req
950. Fine.Copy !req
951. Who's this? Hey, hello,
Bill, how are you?Copy !req
952. It's Jack Bertrang
from up in Coronado.Copy !req
953. Listen, I think
I just saw a prowlerCopy !req
954. wandering around
outside on my grounds.Copy !req
955. I wonder if you'd send a car.
Thanks. Yeah.Copy !req
956. I hope you can explain Rellian's
injuries to the police,Copy !req
957. because I can't.Copy !req
958. Yes, thanks very much.
Sure thing, Mr. Bertrang.Copy !req
959. Okay, prisoner located.Copy !req
960. Second floor,
second window,Copy !req
961. above the garage.Copy !req
962. Target locked.Copy !req
963. Bring him home, Vesp.Copy !req
964. Dad!Copy !req
965. - Vespyr!
- Dad!Copy !req
966. - Vespyr!
- Dad!Copy !req
967. Mr. Cash?Copy !req
968. She's got
a decent concussion,Copy !req
969. but we did a CAT scan,Copy !req
970. and there's absolutely
no damage to the brain.Copy !req
971. She does have a slight
fracture across the tibiaCopy !req
972. and fibula
of her left leg.Copy !req
973. She's going to need
a neck brace and a cast,Copy !req
974. but otherwise she's fine.Copy !req
975. Can I show you something?Copy !req
976. Uh, this is
the top vertebrae here.Copy !req
977. This dark line, it's hard to see,
but that's the fracture line.Copy !req
978. What was she doing
on a roof?Copy !req
979. Just playing.Copy !req
980. Well, for a girl her age,
she's unusually strong.Copy !req
981. Yeah.Copy !req
982. There's seven vertebrae
in the neck.Copy !req
983. A break to any of the first four,
a tear to the spinal cord...Copy !req
984. I mean, if this had happened
just a few millimeters lower,Copy !req
985. we'd be talking about
death or paralysis.Copy !req
986. You're a very lucky man.Copy !req
987. - Hey, guys, come on in.
- Aw, please come in.Copy !req
988. - Hi!
- Hi, sweetheart.Copy !req
989. Come right in, darling.Copy !req
990. Let me have your bag.
Come on, honey.Copy !req
991. Slow down, now.Copy !req
992. Slow down.Copy !req
993. Let's go this way, darling.
This way, honey.Copy !req
994. We're going to go
right into the kitchen.Copy !req
995. Come on, let's get you
something to eat, okay?Copy !req
996. You'll have
a good night's sleep.Copy !req
997. Okay?Copy !req
998. One.
One.Copy !req
999. Two.
Two.Copy !req
1000. Three.Copy !req
1001. - Four.
- Four.Copy !req
1002. And then you go
back, five.Copy !req
1003. - Five.
- Like here.Copy !req
1004. And you jump up
and clap your hands.Copy !req
1005. Six.
Six.Copy !req
1006. - Grandfather abuse.
- Grandpa down!Copy !req
1007. - Grandfather abuse!
- Grandpa down!Copy !req
1008. There's a lot
in here, honey.Copy !req
1009. I want you to take
whatever you want.Copy !req
1010. There's something
I did want to show you.Copy !req
1011. Just before you called
about getting her treatment,Copy !req
1012. she sent me two letters.Copy !req
1013. And I wanted to
show this one to you.Copy !req
1014. "Dear Mom",Copy !req
1015. "you don't need to
come get me anymore."Copy !req
1016. "Burn the other letter."Copy !req
1017. "What Ben and I
have created here"Copy !req
1018. "may be unique in all
of human existence."Copy !req
1019. "We created a paradise
out of Plato's Republic."Copy !req
1020. "Our children shall
be philosopher kings."Copy !req
1021. "It makes me so
indescribably happy."Copy !req
1022. "I'm going to get
better out here."Copy !req
1023. "I know I will."Copy !req
1024. "Because we are defined
by our actions,"Copy !req
1025. "not our words."Copy !req
1026. Like, not going home?Copy !req
1027. Yeah.Copy !req
1028. Like not going home.Copy !req
1029. I am not staying here.Copy !req
1030. This house is a vulgar
display of wealth.Copy !req
1031. And an unethical use
of space.Copy !req
1032. I think you'll
all be safe here.Copy !req
1033. But we want to live
with you.Copy !req
1034. I almost got
you killed, sweetie.Copy !req
1035. It was an accident.Copy !req
1036. The tiles just cracked.Copy !req
1037. It's a beautiful mistake.Copy !req
1038. But a mistake.Copy !req
1039. I thought it would help her.
I... I thought...Copy !req
1040. I thought she'd get better
out there, you know?Copy !req
1041. But, uh...Copy !req
1042. But it was too much.Copy !req
1043. It was too much.
Too much, uh...Copy !req
1044. And I knew it.Copy !req
1045. I did.Copy !req
1046. I knew.Copy !req
1047. Why can't we just
stay with you?Copy !req
1048. Because if you do,Copy !req
1049. I'll ruin your lives.Copy !req
1050. I'll call you
in a few days.Copy !req
1051. You know where
you're heading?Copy !req
1052. So?Copy !req
1053. I don't know. Maybe you
could take them hunting.Copy !req
1054. They...Copy !req
1055. They all like that.Copy !req
1056. Okay.
And, uh...Copy !req
1057. Bo wants to go
to college.Copy !req
1058. He got in everywhere.
All the best schools.Copy !req
1059. I don't really know how we're
going to pay for all that.Copy !req
1060. Ben, I'll take
care of it.Copy !req
1061. We're going to look
after your children.Copy !req
1062. There's really nothing
to worry about, I promise.Copy !req
1063. You're doing
the right thing.Copy !req
1064. Okay, well...Copy !req
1065. Good luck, Ben.Copy !req
1066. Thanks.Copy !req
1067. You shaved your face.Copy !req
1068. I don't hate you.Copy !req
1069. I just wish
you'd helped Mom.Copy !req
1070. Me, too.Copy !req
1071. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1072. I love you.Copy !req
1073. We want to complete
the mission.Copy !req
1074. No. There's no mission.Copy !req
1075. Rescue Dad
and Mommy.Copy !req
1076. Mom wanted
to be cremated.Copy !req
1077. And we want to
honor her wishes.Copy !req
1078. And flush her down
the toilet.Copy !req
1079. I can't put any of you
in danger ever again.Copy !req
1080. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1081. "If you assume
that there is no hope,"Copy !req
1082. "then you guarantee
that there will be no hope."Copy !req
1083. "If you assume that there is
an instinct for freedom,"Copy !req
1084. "that there are opportunities
to change things,"Copy !req
1085. "then there is a possibility
that you can contribute"Copy !req
1086. "to making a better world."Copy !req
1087. Noam Chomsky.Copy !req
1088. Dad, I found her.Copy !req
1089. "Leslie Abigail Cash."Copy !req
1090. "May God bless her
soul for all eternity."Copy !req
1091. Let's dig!Copy !req
1092. Otherwise she has to lie
under that bullshit forever.Copy !req
1093. Mommy's in here.Copy !req
1094. Hi, little bird.Copy !req
1095. It's me.Copy !req
1096. And I'm sorry.Copy !req
1097. I didn't know what to do.Copy !req
1098. I'm sorry if
I made it worse.Copy !req
1099. My face is mine,
my hands are mine.Copy !req
1100. My mouth is mine.Copy !req
1101. But I'm not. I'm yours.Copy !req
1102. Mom, here's
your favorite song.Copy !req
1103. She's got a smile
that it seems to meCopy !req
1104. Reminds me of
childhood memoriesCopy !req
1105. Where everything
was as freshCopy !req
1106. As the bright, blue skyCopy !req
1107. Now and thenCopy !req
1108. When I see her faceCopy !req
1109. She takes me away
to that special placeCopy !req
1110. And if I stare too longCopy !req
1111. I'll probably
break down and cryCopy !req
1112. Oh, oh, ohCopy !req
1113. Sweet child o' mineCopy !req
1114. Oh, oh, ohCopy !req
1115. Sweet love ofCopy !req
1116. MineCopy !req
1117. She's got eyes
of the bluest skiesCopy !req
1118. As if they thought of rainCopy !req
1119. I'd hate to look
into those eyesCopy !req
1120. And see an ounce of painCopy !req
1121. Her hair reminds me
of a warm, safe placeCopy !req
1122. Where as a child I'd hideCopy !req
1123. And pray for the thunder
and the rainCopy !req
1124. To quietly pass me byCopy !req
1125. Oh, oh, ohCopy !req
1126. Sweet child o' mineCopy !req
1127. Say oh, oh, ohCopy !req
1128. Sweet child o' mineCopy !req
1129. Sweet love o' mineCopy !req
1130. Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweetCopy !req
1131. Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweetCopy !req
1132. Sweet love o' mineCopy !req
1133. Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet
Sweet love o' mineCopy !req
1134. Sweet, sweet, oh, sweet
Sweet love o' mineCopy !req
1135. Sweet, sweet
Sweet love o' mineCopy !req
1136. Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet
Sweet love o' mineCopy !req
1137. Sweet, sweet, oh, sweet
Sweet child o' mineCopy !req
1138. Sweet, sweet
Sweet child o' mineCopy !req
1139. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, byeCopy !req
1140. Sweet child, sweet child
Sweet child o' mineCopy !req
1141. Sweet child
Oh, sweetCopy !req
1142. Sweet childCopy !req
1143. Sweet child of mineCopy !req
1144. Goodbye, Mommy!Copy !req
1145. - I love you all, okay?
- We love you.Copy !req
1146. Why are you going
to Namibia?Copy !req
1147. I just put my finger
on a map.Copy !req
1148. When you have sex with a woman,
be gentle and listen to her.Copy !req
1149. Treat her with respect and dignity,
even if you don't love her.Copy !req
1150. I know.Copy !req
1151. Always tell the truth.Copy !req
1152. Always take the high road.Copy !req
1153. I know.Copy !req
1154. Live each day like
it could be your last.Copy !req
1155. Drink it in.Copy !req
1156. Be adventurous, be bold, but savor it.
It goes fast.Copy !req
1157. I know.Copy !req
1158. Don't die.Copy !req
1159. I won't.Copy !req
1160. Get out of here.Copy !req
1161. Power to the people.Copy !req
1162. Stick it to the man.Copy !req
1163. Hey, guys!Copy !req
1164. Okay, eat your breakfast.Copy !req
1165. The school bus will be
here in 15 minutes.Copy !req