1. - You all right, Fonse?
- Gino, grab him!Copy !req
2. Here we go, I got ya.
You're all right. Let's go.Copy !req
3. Come on, I got ya.Copy !req
4. So what're you
thankful for, Vince?Copy !req
5. - My back teeth.
- Little smartass.Copy !req
6. And, Ralphie?Copy !req
7. I'm grateful today
that Freddy is finally back home.Copy !req
8. Salute!Copy !req
9. And, Berta?Copy !req
10. - I don't know.
- You don't know?Copy !req
11. You gotta have somelhing
you're thankful for.Copy !req
12. You gotta come up with someming.Copy !req
13. Why?Copy !req
14. It is Thanksgiving,
that's what we do.Copy !req
15. What's Thanksgiving about?Copy !req
16. What do you mean?
What, the whole thing?Copy !req
17. Uh...Copy !req
18. All right, you get the short version
'cause you're a short person.Copy !req
19. It all startedCopy !req
20. when Nana
and your great grandpa, Gabriel,Copy !req
21. when they first came to America.Copy !req
22. And they roamed the land
for many, many, many yearsCopy !req
23. searching for a new home.Copy !req
24. Back then, Nana used to ride
on top of my father's back.Copy !req
25. That's, that's how
they used to get around back then.Copy !req
26. So, after all this following,Copy !req
27. this lookin' and searching,
finally they found it.Copy !req
28. A new home.Copy !req
29. A nasty, cramped, little shoebox
with a broke window,Copy !req
30. a mattress, and ihree rats,Copy !req
31. on a crappy little street in Brooklyn.Copy !req
32. Park Slope.
You ever been to Park Slope?Copy !req
33. Didn't think so.Copy !req
34. So...
we would sit upCopy !req
35. by the broke window
with them three ratsCopy !req
36. and we'd look out that windowCopy !req
37. at all them other families out there
having their lavish partiesCopy !req
38. and all their home-cooked pies
and their roasted turkeysCopy !req
39. and their stuffing
with topped cranberriesCopy !req
40. and mountains of mashed potatoes
and gravy, all that fancy siuff.Copy !req
41. All them families out there,
except for us.Copy !req
42. Why?Copy !req
43. 'Cause we was broke.Copy !req
44. We had nothing.Copy !req
45. So, every year about this time,
we get togetherCopy !req
46. as a family and we shove it
in Brooklyn's face.Copy !req
47. Yeah, that's Thanksgiving.Copy !req
48. I love you.Copy !req
49. What?Copy !req
50. I love you.Copy !req
51. I love you, too.Copy !req
52. - You all right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
53. - Fonse!
- Ah?Copy !req
54. You got a call.Copy !req
55. Hello?Copy !req
56. Hello?Copy !req
57. Hey.Copy !req
58. Hey.Copy !req
59. Where are you?Copy !req
60. Cleveland.Copy !req
61. Cleveland.Copy !req
62. Uh...Copy !req
63. I just wanted to say
Happy Thanksgiving.Copy !req
64. Dad.Copy !req
65. Yeah, I got family here.Copy !req
66. Is there something
that you need?Copy !req
67. You know, Fonse.Copy !req
68. What you need is a good
fuckin' mechanic.Copy !req
69. Get a nice oil change.Copy !req
70. It's not the fuckin' oil.Copy !req
71. You remember that 341A?Copy !req
72. You remember that?Copy !req
73. Nah.Copy !req
74. Yeah, Cadillac.Copy !req
75. What Cadillac?Copy !req
76. The Cadillac, you know,
the one you got down in Wabash.Copy !req
77. It was Hammond.Copy !req
78. It was the modern one.Copy !req
79. Yeah, yeah, it was the modern one,
but it was Hammond.Copy !req
80. I can't remember.
Was that dark green, dark greenCopy !req
81. or dark, dark green?Copy !req
82. You all right?Copy !req
83. Yeah. Dark green.Copy !req
84. You know, Fonse, the kids are
all going back up next week.Copy !req
85. And I was thinking, maybe
I'd stay down here with you and Mae.Copy !req
86. Me too.Copy !req
87. Pops?Copy !req
88. You're gonna have
to give up some stuffCopy !req
89. if you wanna stay in the house
through the next year,Copy !req
90. so we figured we'd stay here
and help you son it out.Copy !req
91. Between all your statues
and the painting collection,Copy !req
92. I think we could bag us
at least 200, you know?Copy !req
93. I mean,
look, I know this ain't easy.Copy !req
94. But if You don't get all this stuffCopy !req
95. outta here soon
and make some bread, Fonse,Copy !req
96. you're gonna be
completely screwed.Copy !req
97. That's the truth.Copy !req
98. We're just worried about you, Fonse.
That's all.Copy !req
99. Ah! Fuck!Copy !req
100. You all fight?Copy !req
101. Eh?Copy !req
102. - Uncle Ralphie, can you Get a towel?
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
103. Where'd that come from?Copy !req
104. Bladder, Pop.Copy !req
105. I'll bring you some fresh pants.Copy !req
106. That's what I'm fucking
talking about.Copy !req
107. Make your hot cereal with Quaker Oats.Copy !req
108. 'Cause Quaker Oats helps grow
the stars of the future.Copy !req
109. And now ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
110. our special Cubb Theatre
presentation of.Copy !req
111. The Saint Valentine's Day
Massacre continues.Copy !req
112. Just off the docks
by the Chicago River,Copy !req
113. in a black market
warehouse operatedCopy !req
114. by none other than
AI "Scarface" Capone,Copy !req
115. notorious gangster and king
of the Chicago underworld.Copy !req
116. Here, Capone's lop lieutenantsCopy !req
117. gathered to discuss
their secret plans.Copy !req
118. All right, gents.
Looks like we got here, uh,Copy !req
119. ten cents of cop disguises,
courtesy of our friend Andy.Copy !req
120. Meanwhile, dawn in
the quiet paradise of South Florida,Copy !req
121. AI Capone relaxes by the pool,
cigar in hand.Copy !req
122. - Yeah?
- Hey, boss.Copy !req
123. All set for this Thursday,
in the morning.Copy !req
124. We got a nice valen...Copy !req
125. Mr. Fonzo?Copy !req
126. You want me to put the statues
by the house?Copy !req
127. Who the fuck are you?Copy !req
128. Rodrigo.Copy !req
129. Do you want me to move the statues
by the house?Copy !req
130. They're for sale.Copy !req
131. Mr. Fonzo?Copy !req
132. You lay one finger
on my Lady Atlas...Copy !req
133. I will cut your fuckin' head off.
Do you understand me?Copy !req
134. Si.Copy !req
135. Thank you.Copy !req
136. - Fonse!
- Eh?Copy !req
137. I got you.
Come on.Copy !req
138. Fonse! Enough!Copy !req
139. You're gonna get sick!
Gino, get him inside!Copy !req
140. Come on, come on.Copy !req
141. - It's raining.
- Yeah, it's raining.Copy !req
142. - Can you cut those?
- I'm going to cut it right now.Copy !req
143. It's unlocked.Copy !req
144. Sentorita, I finished moving
the statues out from the garage,Copy !req
145. come Io dices, by the house,
not by the house.Copy !req
146. - Gracias, Rodrigo.
- Notte prego, Miss. Good night.Copy !req
147. What's he doing?Copy !req
148. - His stuff.
- What stuff?Copy !req
149. - His stuff outside.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
150. Moving stuff.Copy !req
151. They touch my Lady Atlas,
I'm telling you...Copy !req
152. Mary and Joseph,
that piece of shitCopy !req
153. tacky statue is more important
than what, huh?Copy !req
154. You want to call the bank yourself?Copy !req
155. You okay?Copy !req
156. Yeah.Copy !req
157. Ma'am, you've got
a collect call from Cleveland.Copy !req
158. Cleveland?Copy !req
159. Sure. All right.Copy !req
160. Hello?Copy !req
161. Who's there?Copy !req
162. Hello?Copy !req
163. Fonse?Copy !req
164. Oh, my God!Copy !req
165. Oh, Jesus!Copy !req
166. Oh!Copy !req
167. Come on.
Swing out.Copy !req
168. What time is it in Ohio?Copy !req
169. What happened?Copy !req
170. You shit the bed,
that's what happened.Copy !req
171. - I'm calling the doctor.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
172. Tell them the doctor is here!Copy !req
173. A three,
two, a one.Copy !req
174. Ta-da.Copy !req
175. Do we know what these are?Copy !req
176. Diapers.Copy !req
177. There's plenty here, as well.Copy !req
178. - How's his energy been during the day?
- He's awake.Copy !req
179. How's his.Copy !req
180. So we're still having nightmares,
are we?Copy !req
181. Fonse, coutd I have
your attention for a moment?Copy !req
182. Fonse.Copy !req
183. You know who I am?Copy !req
184. J. Edgar Hoover.Copy !req
185. - Who sent this fucking guy?
- I did.Copy !req
186. I'm your doctor.Copy !req
187. Shh!
They're just working. Sit down.Copy !req
188. Stop yelling at them. Come on.Copy !req
189. I understand things are
tightening up financially.Copy !req
190. But all of these personal artifacts
just disappearing.Copy !req
191. The best thing for Fonse has gotta beCopy !req
192. to try to keep things as familiar
for him as you all can manage.Copy !req
193. The last thing we want is
for him to...Copy !req
194. - Get another stroke.
- Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
195. He's not coughing
as much anymore.Copy !req
196. He's got his good days.Copy !req
197. Sit down!Copy !req
198. Honey, sit down!Copy !req
199. I want to tell you something,Copy !req
200. and I mean this
with the utmost respect.Copy !req
201. You should consider letting
the family stay.Copy !req
202. Having a man or two around,
just in case he gets more confusedCopy !req
203. and hurts himself or somebody else.Copy !req
204. Twenty-eight years I had to wait
for some peace and quiet.Copy !req
205. He don't scare me.Copy !req
206. You call me anytime.Copy !req
207. We got the diapers.Copy !req
208. Well... it's always nice
to see you, Mae.Copy !req
209. Thank you, Dr. Karlock.Copy !req
210. Thank you.
I'll see myself out.Copy !req
211. Hold on.Copy !req
212. Hold on.Copy !req
213. Hold on.
Hold on.Copy !req
214. Hold on.
Hold on.Copy !req
215. Hello?Copy !req
216. Mae.Copy !req
217. Hey. How are ya?Copy !req
218. Nah, nah, nah, just, uh...
Hold on a second.Copy !req
219. How's my pal?Copy !req
220. No kidding.Copy !req
221. Of course. Of course.
Yeah, I can...Copy !req
222. I can be down there Monday.Copy !req
223. Yeah, no problem.Copy !req
224. It'll be great to see both of you.Copy !req
225. I'll see you soon.Copy !req
226. I'm going to Florida.Copy !req
227. Come on, dollface,
you know AI needs me.Copy !req
228. Chicolini here
might look like an idiot,Copy !req
229. he might talk like an idiot,
but don't let that fool ya.Copy !req
230. He really is an idiot.Copy !req
231. I say we give him ten years
in Leavenworth,Copy !req
232. or we give him 11 years
in Twelveworth.Copy !req
233. Tell ya what I'd do.Copy !req
234. I'd take the five to
ten in Woolworth.Copy !req
235. Jesus.
You sound like a dying horse.Copy !req
236. Nice place you got here.Copy !req
237. This is some layout.Copy !req
238. What're you doin?Copy !req
239. Coming down to visit you.Copy !req
240. Ah.Copy !req
241. Well, it's good to see ya.Copy !req
242. Yeah, you too.Copy !req
243. Yeah.Copy !req
244. You lost some weight.Copy !req
245. Mmm.Copy !req
246. Wow.Copy !req
247. This is what a fat fuckin'
retirement looks like, huh?Copy !req
248. Blue skies,
you got a bottle of hooch.Copy !req
249. Not bad, Fonse.Copy !req
250. What am I lookin' at?Copy !req
251. There.Copy !req
252. Alligators?Copy !req
253. Who the fuck
are you talking about?Copy !req
254. Alligators?Copy !req
255. Still got that Tommy gun?Copy !req
256. Just rub 'em out.Copy !req
257. Huh.Copy !req
258. Psst.Copy !req
259. Hey.Copy !req
260. Check it out.Copy !req
261. Look at you there, huh?Copy !req
262. Look at He-Man.Copy !req
263. - Remember that guy?
- No.Copy !req
264. Those were the fuckin' days.Copy !req
265. - Hey, what's up?
- Keep goin'. Keep goin'.Copy !req
266. All right, all right.Copy !req
267. Is there something you wanna
talk to me about?Copy !req
268. It's just us on this boat.Copy !req
269. I hid...Copy !req
270. ten million bucks.Copy !req
271. You did... You did what?Copy !req
272. I hid... ten million bucks.Copy !req
273. You hid ten million...
ten million bucks?Copy !req
274. Yeah.Copy !req
275. Where?Copy !req
276. I don't fuckin' know.Copy !req
277. That's all I have left.Copy !req
278. Anyone else know?Copy !req
279. It'll come back to you.Copy !req
280. Guys like you just don't misplace
ten mllllon dollars. It'll come...Copy !req
281. Oh, oh, look at that!Copy !req
282. - Oh!
- What've we got here?Copy !req
283. - Hey!
- What the fuck!Copy !req
284. What the fuck!Copy !req
285. You fuckin' bum!Copy !req
286. Fucker jumped right upCopy !req
287. - into the fuckin' boat.
- That was mine!Copy !req
288. That was mine!Copy !req
289. Hey, Fonse,
where're you going?Copy !req
290. - Where are you going?
- That was my fish.Copy !req
291. Where are you going?Copy !req
292. Fonse. Whoa,
who Al.Copy !req
293. Fonse, hey, Fonse!
What're you...Copy !req
294. Was it worth it?Copy !req
295. Fuckin' bum!Copy !req
296. What the fuck are you doin', huh?Copy !req
297. Was it worth it?Copy !req
298. You wanna go back to prison?Copy !req
299. Over a fuckin' swamp animal?Copy !req
300. You know,
this is what happensCopy !req
301. when people spend too much time
in Florida.Copy !req
302. They tum into fuckin' hillbillies.Copy !req
303. That's what you're turning into,
you know that, don't ya?Copy !req
304. Fuckin' nut ball.Copy !req
305. Send you to Bellevue
for a fuckin' head check.Copy !req
306. You okay, Fonse?Copy !req
307. Hey, come on.
Come on.Copy !req
308. Hey, hey.Copy !req
309. Hey, It's just a fishing rod.Copy !req
310. You tell anybody,
I will cut your fuckin' eyes out,Copy !req
311. - do you understand me?
- Tell anybody what?Copy !req
312. Just relax.Copy !req
313. You got nothin' to worry about.
You got nobody comin' for ya.Copy !req
314. Huh?Copy !req
315. It's time to just let go.Copy !req
316. All right.Copy !req
317. It's okay, Fonse.Copy !req
318. Who's her?
Who's her?Copy !req
319. It's the witch.
She's followed us here.Copy !req
320. Sunender, Dorothy.Copy !req
321. Domthy?
Who's Dorothy?Copy !req
322. - The wizard!
- The wizard!Copy !req
323. There!Copy !req
324. Whatever shall we do?Copy !req
325. We better hurry
if we're gonna see the wizard.Copy !req
326. Did you near that?
He'll announce us at once.Copy !req
327. I've as good as got my brain.Copy !req
328. I could barely hear
my heart bearing.Copy !req
329. I'll be home in time for supper.Copy !req
330. In another hour
I'll be king of the forest.Copy !req
331. Long live the king.Copy !req
332. - Sit down.
- No!Copy !req
333. If I were king of the forest.Copy !req
334. Not queen, not duke, not prince.Copy !req
335. My regal robes of the forest.Copy !req
336. Would be satin, not cotton,
not chintz.Copy !req
337. No, no, no.
You're not flying.Copy !req
338. I'd command each thing,
be it fish or fowl.Copy !req
339. With a woof and a woof
and a noyal growl.Copy !req
340. Woof!Copy !req
341. As I'd click my heels.Copy !req
342. What?Copy !req
343. What happened?Copy !req
344. Eh?Copy !req
345. What happened?Copy !req
346. I gotta take a pee.Copy !req
347. Fonse, you okay in there?Copy !req
348. - Fonse?
- Mmm.Copy !req
349. How're you doin' in there?Copy !req
350. Yeah, don't forget to flush.Copy !req
351. I don't get it. I mean,
he's got the whole forest to himself.Copy !req
352. - Yeah.
- Right?Copy !req
353. And all of a sudden, some goofy
lookin' broad shows up...Copy !req
354. Judy Garland.Copy !req
355. Okay, whatever.Copy !req
356. She turns up with a couple goonsCopy !req
357. who look like they'd just escaped
from Barnum and Bailey Circus,Copy !req
358. and they scamper off down to,
what's it?Copy !req
359. - Emerald City. Yeah.
- Emerald City.Copy !req
360. - And they talk to that egghead.
- He's a wizard.Copy !req
361. But not a wizard when you see him.
You see?Copy !req
362. This guy, he's standing
on a gold mine, and the lion says.Copy !req
363. "Oh, I wanna go back to being
the king of the forest."Copy !req
364. - Get the fuck outta here.
- He ain't a coward no more.Copy !req
365. You understand?Copy !req
366. Yeah, but hat Emerald City
is wide open.Copy !req
367. It's a fuckin' movie.Copy !req
368. He got his courage,
he goes back.Copy !req
369. - That's it.
- All right. I don't know.Copy !req
370. - Got it all back on.
- Oh, thank fuck for that.Copy !req
371. - Oh, thank God.
- Have a good night.Copy !req
372. Those are good boys.Copy !req
373. When was the last itme
you saw your kid?Copy !req
374. Oh... um...Copy !req
375. Tony.Copy !req
376. He's gotta be about what,
1B, 19?Copy !req
377. Yeah?Copy !req
378. She's inside.
She can't hear us.Copy !req
379. The other kid.
Did you talk to him?Copy !req
380. Cleveland.Copy !req
381. What the fuck are you talkin'
to me about?Copy !req
382. All right, all right.Copy !req
383. You're done.
Mae! Mae!Copy !req
384. Mae!Copy !req
385. Mae!Copy !req
386. What?Copy !req
387. Mae!Copy !req
388. What are you screamin' for?Copy !req
389. - More bourbon.
- No, you don't need no more bourbon.Copy !req
390. It's not for me,
it's for my fucking friend.Copy !req
391. - Yeah, okay.
- Hey! Hey!Copy !req
392. Hey!Copy !req
393. Come on, are you fuckin' deaf
or what?Copy !req
394. Excuse me?Copy !req
395. You fuckin' deaf?Copy !req
396. Who do you think you're talking to?Copy !req
397. Say that again.Copy !req
398. The fuck!Copy !req
399. Don't!Copy !req
400. Fonse? I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
401. Honey.Copy !req
402. - Are you okay?
- No.Copy !req
403. I'm not okay.Copy !req
404. I want all these fuckin' bums
away from me, you understand?Copy !req
405. You got goons walkin' around,
and they got guns in front...Copy !req
406. in front of the kids.Copy !req
407. There are no kids here, Fonse.Copy !req
408. Do you even know
what these people do?Copy !req
409. They do whatever
you tell them to do.Copy !req
410. - No.
- Yeah.Copy !req
411. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
412. Sweetie, listen.Copy !req
413. I can see it on your face
and I can see it in your eyesCopy !req
414. that you are an angel.Copy !req
415. I can see that you got
broken wings.Copy !req
416. Yeah.Copy !req
417. I would very much like
to fix those broken wings for you,Copy !req
418. if I could.Copy !req
419. Bui I don't know
who the fuck you are.Copy !req
420. And I don't even need to know
who the fuck you are,Copy !req
421. - to know you lettin' it happen.
- Stop it.Copy !req
422. Shame on you.Copy !req
423. The fuck is that?Copy !req
424. Why are you touching me?
Why you gotta touch me?Copy !req
425. A couple of the boys, uh,Copy !req
426. heard some noises
coming from the house?Copy !req
427. Just uh, wanted to check in
and make sure everything was okay.Copy !req
428. Yeah.Copy !req
429. Gino?Copy !req
430. I don't want no one talkin' to him.Copy !req
431. Yeah, you got it.Copy !req
432. Anything you and Al need,
just let me know.Copy !req
433. Gino.Copy !req
434. We don't say that name here.Copy !req
435. My apologies, Mae.Copy !req
436. - Everything okay in there?
- Yeah, everything's fine.Copy !req
437. Operator. How may
I connect your call?Copy !req
438. I need to speak
to a Police officer.Copy !req
439. - Putting you through. One moment.
- Thank you.Copy !req
440. Police dispatch,
what is your emergency?Copy !req
441. I think, uh, I think
I may have been, uh...Copy !req
442. - I think I may have been kidnapped.
- Where are you, sir?Copy !req
443. I don't know.
I don't know.Copy !req
444. I don't know what's uh...
what's going on, but they, uh...Copy !req
445. They got weapons and they, uh...Copy !req
446. I can't do this no more,
you know?Copy !req
447. - Sir?
- Because it ain't... it ain't me.Copy !req
448. Last name, sir?Copy !req
449. I don't know, you know?Copy !req
450. I don't know.
I don't fuckin' know this guyCopy !req
451. and I don't know any of these
fuckin' people, any at all.Copy !req
452. You see, uh...Copy !req
453. - Sir?
- See, I live on a farm.Copy !req
454. - I can't hear you, sir.
- I said I live on a fuckin' farm.Copy !req
455. On a farm,
you said?Copy !req
456. No, not on a fuckin' farm,
I'm in this fuckin' house.Copy !req
457. And I don't know how I...Copy !req
458. Sir? Sir?Copy !req
459. I gotta go.Copy !req
460. Fonse!Copy !req
461. I can't even go to the bathroom
without you disappearing!Copy !req
462. Get up here right now!
You're making me worried.Copy !req
463. I can't do this every single day.Copy !req
464. Every time I turn around...Copy !req
465. How about it
for our good friend, Al.Copy !req
466. AI! AI! Al! AI!Copy !req
467. Come on up, Al.Copy !req
468. Don't be shy.Copy !req
469. Uh...Copy !req
470. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
471. I found my thrill.Copy !req
472. On Blueberry Hill.Copy !req
473. On Blueberry Hill.Copy !req
474. Fonse!Copy !req
475. Fonse!Copy !req
476. When I found you.Copy !req
477. Yeah.Copy !req
478. The moon stood still.Copy !req
479. On Blueberry Hill.Copy !req
480. And it wasn? Until.Copy !req
481. My dreams come true.Copy !req
482. The wind the willows played.Copy !req
483. Love's sweet melody.Copy !req
484. And all of those vows were made.Copy !req
485. Were never to be.Copy !req
486. Though we were apart.Copy !req
487. - You're part of me still.
- Still,Copy !req
488. Oh, for you were my thrill.Copy !req
489. Yes, on Blueberry Hill.Copy !req
490. Fonse!Copy !req
491. Mind if we have a talk, Fonse?Copy !req
492. Come on.Copy !req
493. This...Copy !req
494. Our friend herds
got something to tell ya.Copy !req
495. What?Copy !req
496. Tell him what you did.Copy !req
497. Answer the question,
motherfucker.Copy !req
498. Where's your fuckin' courage now,
you piece of shit?Copy !req
499. Fucking talk!Copy !req
500. Let the fuckin' coward speak'Copy !req
501. Fuck you.Copy !req
502. Boss?Copy !req
503. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
504. Mmm...Copy !req
505. Yeah, it's, uh, yeah.Copy !req
506. Fuck you. Fuck you!Copy !req
507. Fuck me? Fuck me?
Nothin', huh?Copy !req
508. How do you like that?
Fuck me, huh?Copy !req
509. Fuck me?Copy !req
510. Come on, you fuckin' piece of shit!
Fuck me?Copy !req
511. Fuck me? Fuck me?
Yeah!Copy !req
512. Fuck me, huh?Copy !req
513. Fuck you!Copy !req
514. Look at that!Copy !req
515. Any of you get fuckin' wise,
you're getting the same fuckin' thing.Copy !req
516. It don't matter to me.Copy !req
517. You understand?Copy !req
518. You understand?Copy !req
519. - Whatever you say, Gino.
- Yeah.Copy !req
520. Catch you later, Fonse.Copy !req
521. Hey, boss.
Let's go.Copy !req
522. Come on.Copy !req
523. Jesus Christ,
look at this.Copy !req
524. - Get this bum outta here.
- All right, you heard him.Copy !req
525. All right.
Let's clean this shit up.Copy !req
526. Hey!Copy !req
527. Okay, boss.
We'll be out front.Copy !req
528. Yeah.Copy !req
529. Where's the kid?Copy !req
530. Ow.Copy !req
531. Where's the kid?Copy !req
532. He's at my plaoe.Copy !req
533. Where is it?Copy !req
534. You hear that?Copy !req
535. Si.Copy !req
536. Ahh...Copy !req
537. Hey, watch your mouth!
Watch your mouth!Copy !req
538. Shoot those fucker!Copy !req
539. - Piece of shit!
- Don't let them get away!Copy !req
540. You fuckers, fuck you!Copy !req
541. Fuck you!Copy !req
542. I'm sorry...
I'm sorry.Copy !req
543. Hey!Copy !req
544. Hey!Copy !req
545. Hey!Copy !req
546. No, wait!Copy !req
547. Oh, God, please, no.Copy !req
548. He had a stroke.Copy !req
549. And?Copy !req
550. He'll live.Copy !req
551. I'll stay with him for a while.Copy !req
552. Maybe I can get him
to talk with me.Copy !req
553. Well, if you don't get
some answers, Doc,Copy !req
554. the clemency is as good as dead.Copy !req
555. I'll see what I can do.Copy !req
556. Good morning.Copy !req
557. Sss...Copy !req
558. What?Copy !req
559. Snakes...Copy !req
560. - You want water?
- Eh.Copy !req
561. Can you answer me
some questions first?Copy !req
562. How many fingers am I holding?Copy !req
563. Hmm?Copy !req
564. - F... four.
- Uh-huh. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
565. How old are you?Copy !req
566. Four...Copy !req
567. No. You're 48 years old.Copy !req
568. You're 48.Copy !req
569. Here you go, Fonse.
There you go.Copy !req
570. Okay.Copy !req
571. Get it all in there.Copy !req
572. He's sustained a permanentCopy !req
573. degree of damage
to his brain functions.Copy !req
574. Minor paralysis on his left side,Copy !req
575. mainly up his shoulder to his mouth.Copy !req
576. Although I suspect that could
get a little better over time,Copy !req
577. with daily rehabilitation.Copy !req
578. We ain't goin' anywhere,
so we're here.Copy !req
579. I think that would be best.
For his sake.Copy !req
580. There's a few changes
that we need to make.Copy !req
581. No cigars.Copy !req
582. For how long?Copy !req
583. Ever.Copy !req
584. I suggest we give him...
one of these.Copy !req
585. What is he, fuckin' Bugs Bunny?Copy !req
586. He's going to go on
a fuckin' rampage.Copy !req
587. - I'm sorry.
- We want to keep him aliveCopy !req
588. and as comfortable as possibleCopy !req
589. for as long as we have him here.Copy !req
590. He ain't gonna fall for that shit.Copy !req
591. He's gonna have to accept it.Copy !req
592. I'm sorry.Copy !req
593. Ah...Copy !req
594. Are you finished?Copy !req
595. Eh.Copy !req
596. Okay.
That looks great, Fonse.Copy !req
597. Tell you what, let's...Copy !req
598. Let's put that with
your collection right here.Copy !req
599. And I'm gonna let you choose
the next one.Copy !req
600. Platypus.Copy !req
601. Well, now, you already drew
the platypus.Copy !req
602. No.Copy !req
603. You know what this is?Copy !req
604. It's a bag of money.Copy !req
605. That's the last one for today.Copy !req
606. Platypus.Copy !req
607. Tell you what,
you draw this,Copy !req
608. I won't bother you again.Copy !req
609. You can sit in your chair all day.Copy !req
610. Come in.Copy !req
611. Hey.Copy !req
612. I brought you some carrots.Copy !req
613. Hey, you wanna see a picture
that your dad just drew?Copy !req
614. Yeah.Copy !req
615. This is really good.Copy !req
616. No, no, no.Copy !req
617. Spit.Copy !req
618. Spit. Out!Copy !req
619. Out!Copy !req
620. Okay.Copy !req
621. Okay.Copy !req
622. We don't want him choking.
There you go.Copy !req
623. Hey, Doc, you mind if I, uh,
had a little time?Copy !req
624. Sure, of course.Copy !req
625. You let me know if you
need anything, okay?Copy !req
626. Cu... cu... cluck.Copy !req
627. Psst.Copy !req
628. Pop.Copy !req
629. You can drop the act now.Copy !req
630. I like your picture.Copy !req
631. Those yours, too?Copy !req
632. Eh.Copy !req
633. - Can I see 'em?
- Eh.Copy !req
634. What is this?Copy !req
635. Pla... ty... pus...Copy !req
636. - It's a platypus?
- Yeah.Copy !req
637. Yeah. Yeah.
Look at that.Copy !req
638. That's a duck. Yeah.Copy !req
639. That's what ducks do.Copy !req
640. Who's this?Copy !req
641. He's got A liftle balloon.Copy !req
642. That's Tony.Copy !req
643. Who?Copy !req
644. Tony.Copy !req
645. Who's Tony?Copy !req
646. My son.Copy !req
647. Your son, Tony?Copy !req
648. Pop, what are you talking about?Copy !req
649. I'm your son.Copy !req
650. Ehh...Copy !req
651. Nah.Copy !req
652. Nah.Copy !req
653. Tony.Copy !req
654. Want another one?Copy !req
655. Yeah.Copy !req
656. - Not too much.
- Aah.Copy !req
657. Fonse.Copy !req
658. Can you put that down so I can
talk to you for a minute?Copy !req
659. Fonse?Copy !req
660. I'll always remember,
even when we was kids,Copy !req
661. you always had it all up here.Copy !req
662. You always hated paper.Copy !req
663. You didn't trust nobody, nothi.Copy !req
664. Not even your own fuckin' family.Copy !req
665. I never took offence
by it or nothin'.Copy !req
666. I want you to tell me
if you hid anything.Copy !req
667. Like money.Copy !req
668. I need to know
where the fuck it is.Copy !req
669. These cocksuckers are gonna
get it either way,Copy !req
670. so it makes no difference.Copy !req
671. We got nothing, Fonse,
you understand?Copy !req
672. Well, I hope one of our kids
has in him what you had in you,Copy !req
673. because that's our only hope.Copy !req
674. Everything okay, boss?Copy !req
675. Yeah, we're fine.
Thanks.Copy !req
676. If you want my opinion,Copy !req
677. Gino and the boys and those
fuckin' Cubans?Copy !req
678. They're part of this
whole fuckin' thing.Copy !req
679. They're a bunch of rats.Copy !req
680. That's just my hunch.Copy !req
681. I gotta take a leak.Copy !req
682. When I come back,
we'll walk around the pool, okay?Copy !req
683. Who's making you the most Nuts?Copy !req
684. You know, I got an idea, Ma.Copy !req
685. - I think we can make a couple bucks.
- Yeah? What's that?Copy !req
686. I think we should put Pops
in the zoo.Copy !req
687. I mean, hey, we glue some hair on him,
throw him in with the monkeys...Copy !req
688. - It's too easy to picture, isn't it?
- No, it's... Stop.Copy !req
689. You see this?Copy !req
690. What is that?Copy !req
691. That is Tony.Copy !req
692. Who's Tony?Copy !req
693. It's his son, Tony.Copy !req
694. The poor guy.Copy !req
695. Just to be clear I don't have some
brother out there named Tony, do I?Copy !req
696. He was a good father to you.Copy !req
697. He's still here.Copy !req
698. Yeah.Copy !req
699. Take your time.Copy !req
700. How's it going, Mae?Copy !req
701. Fonse.Copy !req
702. - Hey, Gino.
- Hey, Rose.Copy !req
703. Have a seat, Gino.Copy !req
704. Get some wine.Copy !req
705. Want more?Copy !req
706. Come on,
chew your food.Copy !req
707. Looks good.Copy !req
708. What?Copy !req
709. - Oh my god!
- Pop!Copy !req
710. - Fonse!
- What'd I do?Copy !req
711. Gino, just go, all right?
Just go, please.Copy !req
712. Somebody help me get him up
off the floor?Copy !req
713. - Grab the diapers.
- I got him, I got him.Copy !req
714. Pop? Pop? You're okay.
You're okay.Copy !req
715. Go easy!
You're hurting him.Copy !req
716. Let's get the chair, please.
One, two, three, get him up.Copy !req
717. Get some rest, pal.Copy !req
718. I can see you smile.Copy !req
719. And I can hear you say hello.Copy !req
720. You're everywhere I go.Copy !req
721. Our special
Cobb Theatre presentation of.Copy !req
722. The Saint Valentine's Day
Massacre continues.Copy !req
723. Thursday morning, Chicago.Copy !req
724. Johnny and the gang,
disguised as Chicago's finest,Copy !req
725. cruising the streets of the south side
in a stolen paddy-wagon.Copy !req
726. Hey!
There they are!Copy !req
727. Torrio's guys.
Get 'em!Copy !req
728. You're under arrest, mister.Copy !req
729. Amest?
What for!Copy !req
730. Quiet, you.
Put your hands behind your back.Copy !req
731. Don't I know you
from somewhere?Copy !req
732. Torrio's men lined up
against the wall.Copy !req
733. Someone tell us, Offcer,
what's this about?Copy !req
734. Al Capone sends his regards.Copy !req
735. Happy Valentine's Day!Copy !req
736. Sources close
to the Chicago authorities saidCopy !req
737. only Al Capone kills like that.Copy !req
738. How do you comment,
Mr. Capone?Copy !req
739. Well, I'll tell you what
Al Capone says.Copy !req
740. AI Capone is an honest
law-abiding American businessman.Copy !req
741. The only killing he makes
is in the best of servicesCopy !req
742. to millions of...Copy !req
743. Go on, boys.Copy !req
744. Me and Johnny got some
private business.Copy !req
745. - Everything all right, boss?
- Yeah, beautiful.Copy !req
746. You know, I've known you
since we was kids, Johnny.Copy !req
747. - That's fight, boss.
- You always been loyal, Johnny.Copy !req
748. Like a dog.Copy !req
749. Well, that's why it hurts me,
I gotta do this.Copy !req
750. Do what, Al?Copy !req
751. You sold me out!Copy !req
752. You sold me out to Torrio!Copy !req
753. To the Feds!Copy !req
754. To the whole...Copy !req
755. Well...Copy !req
756. They never get it right.Copy !req
757. I never sold no one out.Copy !req
758. You know that.Copy !req
759. I took a little off the top.Copy !req
760. I'm not proud of it.Copy !req
761. You made the right move.Copy !req
762. I'd have done the same thing
if I was you.Copy !req
763. You don't skim.Copy !req
764. The only thing
that really matters, Fonse,Copy !req
765. is how a man treats his family.Copy !req
766. You'll always be a hero
to every stiff breakin' his back.Copy !req
767. Not a lot of goons from Carroll Street
could state that claim.Copy !req
768. You're a good man, Fonse.Copy !req
769. Don't worry, pal.Copy !req
770. I didn't feel nothin'.Copy !req
771. You took me off the street.Copy !req
772. I'll always respect you.Copy !req
773. You know, you seem like
a really nice fella.Copy !req
774. Maybe if ya had some courage,
you might...Copy !req
775. be able to find yourself
some new friends.Copy !req
776. I ihink I know
where you buried that money.Copy !req
777. Oh...Copy !req
778. Oh!Copy !req
779. Look in these.Copy !req
780. They'll help guide you to the key.Copy !req
781. I'll see you sometime, Fonse.Copy !req
782. No!Copy !req
783. No, no, no!Copy !req
784. Who was that screamin?
Oh, my God, let him be okay.Copy !req
785. - Fonse, we're coming!
- Fonse!Copy !req
786. What the hell's going on?Copy !req
787. - What's wrong?
- No!Copy !req
788. What's Wrong?Copy !req
789. - Shh...
- Look! Look.Copy !req
790. No! No!
What is that?Copy !req
791. There's nothing there.
Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
792. That's disgusting!Copy !req
793. No! No!Copy !req
794. No!Copy !req
795. About 22, 23 years ago,
I was in Minneapolis.Copy !req
796. I was your age, sitting on this
old accountant, Jewish guy.Copy !req
797. Supposed to be some big laundering
conduit in the Midwest.Copy !req
798. Anyway, I'm sitting on my ass.
Two years, nothing.Copy !req
799. Three years, nothing.Copy !req
800. So, you know, I tell 'em
back in New York,Copy !req
801. "Fellas, there's nothing here."Copy !req
802. Hoover says to me,
"Nordhoff, you're... you're looking"Copy !req
803. "but you're not thinking."
Okay?"Copy !req
804. Four years, I'm looking,
I'm thinking.Copy !req
805. Five years.Copy !req
806. Guess what happened?Copy !req
807. - What?
- My dick froze off.Copy !req
808. It's true. Be glad you're in Florida,Copy !req
809. - I got something for you.
- He's dead.Copy !req
810. - No.
- All right.Copy !req
811. He's been saying a lot of
very interesting things.Copy !req
812. Sure, he has full-blown dementia.Copy !req
813. I think I kind of owe it
to a 20-year investigationCopy !req
814. to look in his eyes
and know for sure before he's gone.Copy !req
815. I don't know how
to break this to you, son.Copy !req
816. I don't give a shit about Al Capone.Copy !req
817. I don't. He dies, we dig his place up,
find whatever's there and move on.Copy !req
818. Do you know
what the difference is, sir,Copy !req
819. between Adoli Hitler
and Al Capone?Copy !req
820. Hitlefts dead.Copy !req
821. Capone lives like a king in Florida.Copy !req
822. Maybe he's crazy,
maybe he's not.Copy !req
823. All I know is a man
who spends his entire lifeCopy !req
824. lying to everyone
about everything,Copy !req
825. the truth rots in there.Copy !req
826. Let's catch some of his marbles
on the way out.Copy !req
827. I gotta make a call.
The lawyer's paying.Copy !req
828. Just don't make me
look stupid, huh, kid?Copy !req
829. - Thank you, Mr. Nordhoff.
- Yeah.Copy !req
830. Mr. Mattingly.Copy !req
831. This is Agent Stirling H. CrawfordCopy !req
832. of the Federal Bureau
of Investigation.Copy !req
833. Present with me is my colleague,
Agent Clifford M. Harris,Copy !req
834. and we are here at the residenceCopy !req
835. of Mr. Alphonse Capone
in Palm Island, Florida.Copy !req
836. In attendance is Mr. Alphonse CaponeCopy !req
837. and his legal representative,
Mr. Harold V. Mattingly.Copy !req
838. The following interview
will be recordedCopy !req
839. for the investigative records
relating to case P51B.Copy !req
840. Mr. Capone, anything you sayCopy !req
841. can be used against you
or anyone you mentionCopy !req
842. in your statements
by the federal courts.Copy !req
843. Do you agree to the conditions
of this interview?Copy !req
844. Yeah.Copy !req
845. Okay. So, Mr. Capone,
can you, for the record,Copy !req
846. state your name, age
and your place of birth?Copy !req
847. Eh?Copy !req
848. Go ahead, Fonse.Copy !req
849. Your name, age
and your place of birth.Copy !req
850. My client may have some difficulty
answering for himself.Copy !req
851. If requested by my client,
I'll answer on his behalf.Copy !req
852. Well, we understand that, of oourse.Copy !req
853. We'd appreciale the opporiunityCopy !req
854. for Mr. Capone to at least try
to answer our questionsCopy !req
855. to the best of his ability.Copy !req
856. Knock yourself out.Copy !req
857. Thank you.Copy !req
858. So, Mr. Capone,
can you, for the record,Copy !req
859. state your name, age
and place of birth?Copy !req
860. On behalf of my client,
his name is Alphonse Capone,Copy !req
861. C-A-P-O-N-E, born January 17th, 1899,
Brooklyn, New York.Copy !req
862. Mr. Capone, prfor to your
incarceration in California in 1931,Copy !req
863. did you keep any financial
records in your possession?Copy !req
864. On behalf of my client, no.Copy !req
865. He kept no information of that kind.Copy !req
866. So, we understand that you've been
ill now for quite some time.Copy !req
867. Yeah.Copy !req
868. In fact, I have here that you
originally contracted syphilisCopy !req
869. while you were under the age
of 15 years old. Is that correct?Copy !req
870. Yes, per his medical records.Copy !req
871. Mr. Capone, were you or were you notCopy !req
872. defacto chief of the Chicago Outfit
criminal organization,Copy !req
873. which presided over the illicit
sale of liquor productsCopy !req
874. during the nationwide ban
prfor to its lift in 1933?Copy !req
875. Nope.
On behalf of my client, nope.Copy !req
876. No. Right. Okay.Copy !req
877. - Turn that off.
- Got it.Copy !req
878. I'd like to apologize.Copy !req
879. Mr. Mattingly, I am sorry.
Harris...Copy !req
880. What's this about, Crawford?Copy !req
881. We have information
that your clientCopy !req
882. may have tucked away
a very large sum of money.Copy !req
883. About ten million dollars.Copy !req
884. - I know nothing of this.
- Well, I think your client does.Copy !req
885. Mr. Capone, can you tell me
where you hid that money?Copy !req
886. Oh.Copy !req
887. Hmm.Copy !req
888. I'm talking to you, Al.Copy !req
889. - Yeah.
- Where's the money?Copy !req
890. Yeah.Copy !req
891. Let me explain something
to you, Mr. Capone.Copy !req
892. While I personally believe that
you deserve every ounce of tortureCopy !req
893. and everlasting despairCopy !req
894. that awaits you in the next life...Copy !req
895. Your family has done nothingCopy !req
896. to deserve what's coming to them
in this one.Copy !req
897. - No prominent jobs...
- This is harassment.Copy !req
898. No decent education,
so long as their last name is Capone.Copy !req
899. Other than this pile of cement here,Copy !req
900. they're gonna be left
with nothing of your legacy.Copy !req
901. - Hey!
- Only a penniless,Copy !req
902. bitter life of altenation.Copy !req
903. - Crawford!
- No new friends, no new beginnings,Copy !req
904. and we will watch them.Copy !req
905. Every single day,
until the day they die,Copy !req
906. ust like you.Copy !req
907. Oh.Copy !req
908. Oh!Copy !req
909. Okay, gentlemen.Copy !req
910. Oh, no.Copy !req
911. My client has no idea
what's going on,Copy !req
912. or what he ate this morning,
or anything else you wanna ask him.Copy !req
913. Have we had enough pestering
for one day?Copy !req
914. Oh, dear.Copy !req
915. Is this what you wanied?Copy !req
916. Thank you, Mr. Mattingly,
thank you.Copy !req
917. We'll be seeing you, Mr. Capone.Copy !req
918. Yeah?Copy !req
919. Ma'am, collecl call
from Cleveland.Copy !req
920. Yeah.Copy !req
921. Hello?Copy !req
922. Hello?Copy !req
923. I'm not gonna hang up.Copy !req
924. Hello?Copy !req
925. - Okay, I am gonna hang up.
- Is this Mae?Copy !req
926. Hello?Copy !req
927. Who is this?Copy !req
928. Is this Tony?Copy !req
929. Mae?Copy !req
930. Mae?Copy !req
931. What?Copy !req
932. You seen Fonse?Copy !req
933. No.Copy !req
934. I don't know where he is.Copy !req
935. - I was with him...
- What're you talking about?Copy !req
936. I don't know where he went.
I mean, he couldn't have gone very far.Copy !req
937. Ralphie, you have to watch him.
Fonse!Copy !req
938. - Hey, Fonse?
- Fonse?Copy !req
939. Pop?Copy !req
940. - Fonse?
- Fonse?Copy !req
941. - Fonse?
- Hey, Pop!Copy !req
942. Hey, I looked at your pictures
today, bud.Copy !req
943. - Where are ya?
- Fonse?Copy !req
944. I wanna tell ya what a...Copy !req
945. What a great job you did.Copy !req
946. - Fonse?
- Fonse?Copy !req
947. Honey?Copy !req
948. Fonse, please!Copy !req
949. Mr. Fonzo?Copy !req
950. Hey, Vincent,
you got a cigarette?Copy !req
951. Yeah, I got one.Copy !req
952. Come on!Copy !req
953. Open the gate!
Let's got Let's go!Copy !req
954. I don't know
where the fuck he is.Copy !req
955. Ralphie was outside
and then he lost him.Copy !req
956. Rosie, are you sure
he's not up there?Copy !req
957. There's to0 guys here
at the house.Copy !req
958. How could somebody not know
where the hell he is?Copy !req
959. I don't know how anybody
could lose him!Copy !req
960. Stop him, Gino!Copy !req
961. Eh.Copy !req
962. Take this.Copy !req
963. I'm comin' out, Fonse!Copy !req
964. You okay, Fonse?Copy !req
965. It's just me, Fonse.Copy !req
966. It's Gino.Copy !req
967. I know who you are.Copy !req
968. Huh?Copy !req
969. All of youse.Copy !req
970. What're you talkin' about?Copy !req
971. Yeah.Copy !req
972. Pop. Pop.Copy !req
973. - Come on, Pop.
- Fonse.Copy !req
974. Fonse.Copy !req
975. Very good.Copy !req
976. Lie back. Please lie back.
Try to relax.Copy !req
977. It's going to be all right.
Get him up.Copy !req
978. See you, Gino!Copy !req
979. So, Vince,
what're you thankful for?Copy !req
980. My front teeth.Copy !req
981. Gabi?Copy !req
982. I'm thankful for my new puppy,
Eugene.Copy !req
983. Ralphie?Copy !req
984. I'm, uh...
I'm thankful that the, uh,Copy !req
985. the weather finally isn't terrible.Copy !req
986. Berta.Copy !req
987. I'm thankful for Grandpa Fonse.Copy !req
988. Aw.Copy !req
989. Let's eat.Copy !req
990. Fonse.Copy !req
991. You got a visitor.Copy !req
992. Come on.Copy !req
993. I'll lel you two have
some time together.Copy !req
994. Thank you, Mae.Copy !req