1. <♪ Can’t buy me love ♪Copy !req
2. <♪ Love ♪Copy !req
3. <♪ Can’t buy me love ♪Copy !req
4. <♪ I’ll buy you a diamond ring
<my friend ♪Copy !req
5. <♪ If it makes you
<feel all right ♪Copy !req
6. <♪ I’ll get you anything
<my friend ♪Copy !req
7. <♪ If it makes you
<feel all right ♪Copy !req
8. <♪ ’Cause I don’t care
<too much for money ♪Copy !req
9. <♪ Money can’t buy me love ♪Copy !req
10. <♪ I’ll give you all
<I’ve got to give ♪Copy !req
11. <♪ If you say
<you’ll love me too ♪Copy !req
12. <♪ I may not have a lot to give ♪Copy !req
13. <♪ But what I got
<I’ll give to you ♪Copy !req
14. <♪ I don’t care
<too much for money ♪Copy !req
15. <♪ Money can’t buy me love ♪Copy !req
16. <♪ Can’t buy me love ♪Copy !req
17. <♪ Everybody tells me so ♪Copy !req
18. <♪ Can’t buy me love ♪Copy !req
19. <♪ No, no, no— no ♪Copy !req
20. <♪ Say you don’t need
<no diamond rings ♪Copy !req
21. <♪ And I’ll be satisfied ♪Copy !req
22. Oh, thank you. Thank you.
Thank you so much.Copy !req
23. No, no, no.
I’m on a diet. Thank you.Copy !req
24. - <♪ I don’t care
<too much for money ♪ - <Copy !req
25. <♪ Money can’t buy me love ♪Copy !req
26. <♪ Owwww ♪Copy !req
27. My hair is such a mess!Copy !req
28. What about my clothes?Copy !req
29. - Yuck. Girls.Copy !req
30. - We’re so bad.
We’re so cool.Copy !req
31. Mess with us,
you’d be a fool.Copy !req
32. - <Um, we’ve got the school—
<No.Copy !req
33. We’ve got the teams.
We’ve got the class.Copy !req
34. - Uh, uh—
But on the field, we’ll kick your ass!Copy !req
35. - Hi, girls.
<My mom’s gonna freak.Copy !req
36. <She is.Copy !req
37. Hi, guys!Copy !req
38. Wait ’til you see this
new dress Cindy bought!Copy !req
39. - It is to die for!
You’re gonna love ’em!Copy !req
40. - My credit card, please.
Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
41. Here they are.
In my pocket. There.Copy !req
42. Cindy, I thought I said
only the Neiman Marcus card.Copy !req
43. But, Mother, school
starts on Tuesday.Copy !req
44. Cindy, this is what I’m
talking about: responsibility.Copy !req
45. Honey, you’re a senior now.Copy !req
46. Why can’t you be more mature
like the Miller boy, huh?Copy !req
47. That’s okay.Copy !req
48. Oh, Mother.
Get serious.Copy !req
49. - “Get serious”?
Wipe out!Copy !req
50. Oh!Copy !req
51. <♪ No, no, no— no ♪Copy !req
52. <♪ Say you don’t need
<no diamond rings ♪Copy !req
53. <♪ And I’ll be satisfied ♪Copy !req
54. <♪ Tell me that you want
<the kind of things ♪Copy !req
55. <♪ That money just can’t buy ♪Copy !req
56. <♪ I don’t care
<too much for money ♪Copy !req
57. <♪ Money can’t buy me love ♪Copy !req
58. - <♪ Can’t buy me love ♪
Chuckie.Copy !req
59. - <♪ Love ♪♪
Chuckie, Mom told you to stay out of the tree house.Copy !req
60. - It’s dangerous. Now, get down.
Oh!Copy !req
61. <Listen, I think that the girls
<are gonna have a little <difficulty with that one...Copy !req
62. - <Well, you know—
- <step, because of <with the arms up—Copy !req
63. I think we should
make it a little harder, so they have a hard time.Copy !req
64. My God, you are such
a bitch sometimes.Copy !req
65. No, listen. It doesn’t matter
if they know the whole routine. We have to look for rhythm.Copy !req
66. - That’s true. I’ll get it!Copy !req
67. Hello! Cindy Mancini.Copy !req
68. Put on Channel Five!
Bobby’s on! Thank you.Copy !req
69. - Are you serious?
- Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
70. - You gotta be a little homesick.
- It Bobby.Copy !req
71. - Let me ask you.
- Great.Copy !req
72. What’s the one special thing
you miss most about the old hometown?Copy !req
73. - Cindy’s name on TV!
- <Mind if I get <a little personal?Copy !req
74. - Whoo-oo!
- What I really miss the most...Copy !req
75. always made me feel so good
after football practice.Copy !req
76. - You’re so lucky, Cindy.
- I miss that hydro massage machine...Copy !req
77. <back in the old
<high school gym.Copy !req
78. <Well, the old high school
<misses you too, Bobby Hilton. <Good luck with the Hawkeyes.Copy !req
79. - Stocky Jones—
- Cindy.Copy !req
80. Hey, you guys, it’s no felony.
Come on. I mean, he’s got a lot on his mind, right?Copy !req
81. - Oh, yeah.
- Football and everything.Copy !req
82. Yeah. Okay.Copy !req
83. - Look, we’re late, okay? Let’s go.
- Yeah.Copy !req
84. Go!Copy !req
85. Five, six, seven, eight.Copy !req
86. And one, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight. - <Copy !req
87. - <♪♪
- One, two and four.Copy !req
88. <Whoo! - <♪ I can’t take this anymore ♪Copy !req
89. <Hit seven, hit eight.
<All right! Ha, ha,Copy !req
90. Okay, good stuff!Copy !req
91. Five, six, seven, eight.
And one, two, three, four,Copy !req
92. <five, six, seven, eight.Copy !req
93. <Come on, you guys.
<Come on! - <Copy !req
94. Arms up. Yes!Copy !req
95. <Whoo! All right.
<Lookin’ good.Copy !req
96. <Keep smilin’. Let’s go! Yeah.Copy !req
97. One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven—Copy !req
98. Hey, Ronald!
Thought you were gonna meet me in the library.Copy !req
99. Buy your telescope yet?Copy !req
100. You better soon, or
you’re gonna miss the sale.Copy !req
101. A thousand dollars
is grand larceny as it is.Copy !req
102. What? Are you worried
about the capital outlay? - No, I was just thinking...Copy !req
103. <about the cool clique?Copy !req
104. <Why would you be thinking
<about them? They’re certainly <not conscious of us.Copy !req
105. That’s my point. Wouldn’t you
like to hang with them?Copy !req
106. You have been hanging
on Cindy Mancini’s lawn for what? Five years?Copy !req
107. I bet she doesn’t
even know your name.Copy !req
108. You got a crush on Cindy?Copy !req
109. - Huh?
- No.Copy !req
110. Well, most living organisms do,
but she’s way out of our league.Copy !req
111. - <She’s even out of their league.
- <Okay, freeze! Good!Copy !req
112. All right.
Looked good, both of you.Copy !req
113. - It’s fun.
- Oh, good. Look, here comes the sleaze master himself.Copy !req
114. Lovely ladies. Miss Mancini.Copy !req
115. - <Lookin’ good.
- Thank you.Copy !req
116. Like I knew you would.Copy !req
117. Why don’t you take
a shower, Quint? - A cold one.Copy !req
118. - <Yeah, definitely.
- Ten seconds flat in full pads, yeah.Copy !req
119. - All-state this year, no question.
- No question!Copy !req
120. Tell ’em about the party.Copy !req
121. Uh, hey, guys.
Back-to-school party at my place.Copy !req
122. - Cool!
- I’m there.Copy !req
123. I’m thrilled.Copy !req
124. Check it out, dudes. New recruits.Copy !req
125. Being a senior’s gonna be
a beautiful thing.Copy !req
126. I can taste it now, man. Hold my pad.Copy !req
127. This is supposed to be
the biggest year of our lives.Copy !req
128. The prom, parties, homecoming.
We’re supposed to have memories.Copy !req
129. Memories?
We’ll have plenty of memories.Copy !req
130. Yearbook committee, video parlor,
card games on Saturday nights.Copy !req
131. Cards are for retards.Copy !req
132. I’m sorry.
I didn’t mean it that way.Copy !req
133. We do have a lot of great memories.
But be honest.Copy !req
134. Wouldn’t you like to be popular?Copy !req
135. And have to be in a clique? No!Copy !req
136. What happened to us?
We were all friends in elementary.Copy !req
137. That’s because we were all forced
to be in the same room together.Copy !req
138. But, hey, junior high,
high school. Forget it.Copy !req
139. Jocks became jocks.
Cheerleaders became cheerleaders.Copy !req
140. We became us. I like us.Copy !req
141. “I like us.” - I do.Copy !req
142. I just think it would
be more fun to party with those guys our senior year.Copy !req
143. - Go to the games.
- We go to all the games.Copy !req
144. We sit in the visiting section,
Kenneth, at our own school.Copy !req
145. <I told you and told you.Copy !req
146. - Mom!
- Where have you been?Copy !req
147. Now there’s the answer, buddy.Copy !req
148. If you want to be popular,
you get one of those...Copy !req
149. <and you get one of those.Copy !req
150. Yeah, right, my fifteen hundred
wouldn’t buy the wheel.Copy !req
151. - You can rent ’em, you know.
- Yeah.Copy !req
152. <♪ Come on a safari with me
<Early in the mornin’ <we’ll be startin’ out ♪Copy !req
153. <♪ Some honeys will be
<makin’ the scene ♪Copy !req
154. <♪ I’ve loaded up my woody
<with the boards on top ♪Copy !req
155. <♪ And I put on
<my faded blue jeans ♪ - Looks, um, clean, Dad.Copy !req
156. <♪ Come on, baby
<Wait and see ♪ - Oh, thank you, son.Copy !req
157. You know, anytime you want
to borrow this little beauty for a night on the town,Copy !req
158. it’s yours.Copy !req
159. Thanks.Copy !req
160. <♪ Let’s go surfin’ now ♪♪
You missed a spot, Dad.Copy !req
161. I’ll get it.
I’ll get it.Copy !req
162. Mother!
Whoa!Copy !req
163. <Beauty runs in this family,
<and it runs fast.Copy !req
164. <Rock? Oh, I see
<you’ve met my little baby.Copy !req
165. Baby? I thought
she was your little sister.Copy !req
166. Oh, Rock.
Mother.Copy !req
167. <Mom? Can I borrow
<your suede outfit tonight?Copy !req
168. Cindy, I said <no.Copy !req
169. Okay.Copy !req
170. I’ll take care of big sister.Copy !req
171. Oh. Isn’t he a hunk?Copy !req
172. Good word, Mom.Copy !req
173. Oh, yes!Copy !req
174. <♪♪Copy !req
175. Hi!Copy !req
176. <Whoa! Come on.Copy !req
177. So, uh, I’m glad
you made the squad.Copy !req
178. You know, you girls are
so important to the team.Copy !req
179. I mean, your help is so
crucial between games too. - Yeah?Copy !req
180. - Keeping our spirits up.
- Great!Copy !req
181. - What can I do to help?
- Oh.Copy !req
182. <Ronald?
<Not at the table, please.Copy !req
183. <So have you saved up enough money?Copy !req
184. Yeah, fifteen hundred dollars!Copy !req
185. <Yeah, I mowed 331 miles of grass
<this summer.Copy !req
186. That’s $4.54 per mile.Copy !req
187. Hmm, <The Ronald Miller Story:
<My Life On A Mower.Copy !req
188. - How much is the microscope?Copy !req
189. - Telescope.
- Oh, well.Copy !req
190. It’s $1,000, and it’s on sale.Copy !req
191. Then I’m gonna deposit the rest
in a money market account.Copy !req
192. I’m proud of you, son.
You worked, you earned, you saved.Copy !req
193. You ask. Hey, big Dave.
How ’bout, uh,Copy !req
194. spottin’ me a 20 to
purchase some necessities?Copy !req
195. - Why? What’s up, son?
- Preschool jam session at Julie’s.Copy !req
196. Okay. And what about you, Ronald?Copy !req
197. <You got any back-to-school
<parties lined up?Copy !req
198. Yeah, the Saturday night card game.Copy !req
199. Ooh! Cards with the ’tards.Copy !req
200. Smack him. - Hey, bro, I’m only kidding.Copy !req
201. I mean, who could beat a night
of cards, chips, dips and dorks?Copy !req
202. Well, guys, read ’em and weep.Copy !req
203. Your deal.Copy !req
204. Ronald! Your deal.Copy !req
205. Let’s do something different.Copy !req
206. What do you mean?Copy !req
207. We’ve been playing poker
for two years.Copy !req
208. Let’s play another game.Copy !req
209. Dealer’s choice.Copy !req
210. Hearts.Copy !req
211. <♪♪Copy !req
212. - Fran, isn’t it?
- Yeah!Copy !req
213. Wow! Wow, can I pet it?Copy !req
214. - I’m sorry. It’s dead.
- Ooh, cool outfit!Copy !req
215. Ooh, what a severe suede.Copy !req
216. You guys, it’s no big deal.
Um, Bobby sent it to me from Iowa.Copy !req
217. You know, they have
fine leathers down there.Copy !req
218. Oh, yeah, the best leathers
come from Rome, Paris and Des Moines.Copy !req
219. I don’t remember this.
I was just in your closet yesterday.Copy !req
220. Um, I probably had it
somewhere else. I don’t know.Copy !req
221. Hey, Fran, do you wanna
go mingle a little bit?Copy !req
222. My mom won’t let me near suede.
It’s too hard to clean.Copy !req
223. Yeah, I know.
My mom feels the same way.Copy !req
224. Did I tell any of you girls about
my many scholarship offers?Copy !req
225. - Mm-hmm.
- <<Hey, John boy!Copy !req
226. - Yeah! Quint! Hi!
- John!Copy !req
227. <Watch it! Ooh. Sorry, hon.Copy !req
228. Oh, my God. - <Don’t worry. It’s only wine.Copy !req
229. Just rub some salt on it.
It’ll come out.Copy !req
230. Oh, oh.Copy !req
231. I mean, it’s not like I ruined it.Copy !req
232. Oh.Copy !req
233. Damn it.Copy !req
234. Now, for the same price, I can sell you
this five-inch telescope.Copy !req
235. - Oh, it’s only five inches.
- Well, it has an optical inverter.Copy !req
236. - Hmm.
- Take a look. Take a look.Copy !req
237. It gives you an erect image
rather than upside-down.Copy !req
238. <Hmm. Yeah. Ah, yes!Copy !req
239. I see the erection.Copy !req
240. I’ll be right back.Copy !req
241. I’ll wrap it up
for you, Ronald.Copy !req
242. Yes, I, I relate
to your dilemma, miss. I really do.Copy !req
243. But we have a policy of no exchanges,Copy !req
244. especially after a garment
has been marinated in Ripple?Copy !req
245. <All right, now, I will
<compromise, all right?Copy !req
246. Um, I, I will work here after school
and on weekends—Copy !req
247. Would you listen to me?
I will work here after school and on weekends,Copy !req
248. and all you need to do
is give me a replacement outfit as an advance.Copy !req
249. - <Listen, honey.
- <What?Copy !req
250. I’ll repeat your alternatives
one last time.Copy !req
251. You can keep outfit
and dye the rest of it cranberry.Copy !req
252. Or you can purchase a new one.Copy !req
253. Would you please help me?
I will do anything.Copy !req
254. Tsk. It’s not that bad.Copy !req
255. What are you talking about?
Are you high? - I want to rent you.Copy !req
256. <You want to rent me?Copy !req
257. Yeah. You pretend you like me,
and we go out for just a few weeks...Copy !req
258. and will make me popular.Copy !req
259. Just going out with me
is not gonna make you popular.Copy !req
260. Well, I have $1,000
that says it will.Copy !req
261. I think you’ve mowed
one too many lawns.Copy !req
262. You’re right.Copy !req
263. Tsk.Copy !req
264. I believe we have decided
against purchasing the outfit.Copy !req
265. Donald!Copy !req
266. Oh! You made it!Copy !req
267. I was afraid you
weren’t gonna meet me. - Mellow out, Donald.Copy !req
268. I said 8:05. I’m here, right?
Relax, anyway. It’s only school.Copy !req
269. Yeah, well, this is not
my average opening day.Copy !req
270. I’m about to walk
the cool hallway.Copy !req
271. I usually go the long route
through the library. - Would you ease up?Copy !req
272. I mean, I’m the one
who’s gonna have to hold a press conference...Copy !req
273. when we’re seen
together, right?Copy !req
274. - Right.
- Okay, now let’s get this deal straight one more time.Copy !req
275. Um, we only pretend to hang, right?
Uh, no hand holding, no kissing!Copy !req
276. And I get my lunch hour off.Copy !req
277. That’s not our deal.
I need more return on my investment.Copy !req
278. Well, there’s no way
I’m holding your hand in public.Copy !req
279. - I mowed 286 miles for you.
- Okay, one lunch.Copy !req
280. There are five days
in a school week.Copy !req
281. - All right, Donald, two lunches.
- Three lunches.Copy !req
282. - And the pep rally on Friday.
- Four lunches. That’s it!Copy !req
283. Okay, deal. Now, just remember,Copy !req
284. this is our sworn secret
for life or longer.Copy !req
285. - You promise.
- Yeah, yeah. I promise.Copy !req
286. Anyway, how bad could it be, right?
It’s only for one week.Copy !req
287. No, no, it’s one month. One month.Copy !req
288. Yeah, I know. Okay, one month.Copy !req
289. - Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
290. Now if I’m gonna do this
for one day, we have to do something about your style.Copy !req
291. I mean, it’s like nonexistent.
Okay? Take off that hat.Copy !req
292. And... rub that in.Copy !req
293. Okay, um, take off those glasses.Copy !req
294. Here you go.Copy !req
295. Let me take a look at you.Copy !req
296. Nope. Turn around.Copy !req
297. Oh, sh—Copy !req
298. Okay, here you go. Your sleeve.Copy !req
299. Don’t worry about it. You look fine.Copy !req
300. Turn around and back up.Copy !req
301. - Yes, yes, big improvement.
- Yes.Copy !req
302. Okay, Donald, we’re ready.Copy !req
303. - Oh, Cindy, one last thing.
- Yeah?Copy !req
304. My name is Ronald, not Donald.Copy !req
305. - Let’s do it.
- That’s right. Let’s do it.Copy !req
306. Should I put my collar up?Copy !req
307. - Hey, dude!
- Hey, man.Copy !req
308. <Really?Copy !req
309. <What’s happenin’, homes?Copy !req
310. <If we win a basketball trophy, <put it down there.Copy !req
311. - We want ours to be all alone.
- Man, look at—Copy !req
312. - Who’s the dick with ears?
- Oh, yeah, man. It’s that wimp ass Miller guy.Copy !req
313. - I don’t get it.
- It must be for charity.Copy !req
314. - I think that’s Ronald Miller.
- No way!Copy !req
315. It must be a... transfer.Copy !req
316. Wrong, and I think I’m puking.Copy !req
317. Hi, Pats, Barb.Copy !req
318. - Um, you all know Ronnie.
- Yeah, I think.Copy !req
319. Didn’t you, like,
used to mow our lawn?Copy !req
320. Yes, and you have the nicest pair
of rhododendrons in town.Copy !req
321. Rhoda who?Copy !req
322. - Dendrons.
- I’ll see you guys in Home Ec.Copy !req
323. <Okay?Copy !req
324. - What did he say?
- I don’t care.Copy !req
325. Dig on his shirt.Copy !req
326. Well, class, any interesting
experiments this summer?Copy !req
327. Uh, yeah, well, uh,
I grew spores and fungi...Copy !req
328. in my parents’ refrigerator
this summer.Copy !req
329. Now he’s homeless.Copy !req
330. How come you didn’t
meet me in the library? - Sorry. I forgot.Copy !req
331. First day and all.Copy !req
332. - What’s with the weird outfit?
- Um, it’s a designer original.Copy !req
333. - Yeah, how’s the new telescope?
- Well, I didn’t exactly buy it yet.Copy !req
334. A thousand dollars is a great deal
to part with, and I don’t—Copy !req
335. <Mr. Miller, you seem
<quite talkative this morning.Copy !req
336. Why don’t you recite the bones of
the upper appendicular skeleton?Copy !req
337. Ooh!Copy !req
338. All 64.Copy !req
339. Oh, God, John.Copy !req
340. You are such a pig.Copy !req
341. - God.
- Well...Copy !req
342. since you guys
are all wimping out, I’ll get to the main issue here.Copy !req
343. Cindy, what were you doing
with the lawn boy?Copy !req
344. - We’re friends.
- Since when?Copy !req
345. Excuse me, Cindy.
“Friends”? Come on.Copy !req
346. Well, what about Bobby?Copy !req
347. Yeah, come on. We just want
some answers, all right?Copy !req
348. Guys, why don’t you
take a look at my forehead?Copy !req
349. Do you see a sign
that says “information”?Copy !req
350. - Ooh!
- I didn’t think so.Copy !req
351. - Girl!
- Taste, please.Copy !req
352. Hey, come on!Copy !req
353. I know that lunch was part
of our deal, but I didn’t think it meant the same table.Copy !req
354. Well, I thought it would be
a little more believable.Copy !req
355. Yeah, I guess you’re right.
Anyway, you did treat. - Yes.Copy !req
356. Aren’t you in the wrong section?Copy !req
357. Losers are to the left.Copy !req
358. Then I guess
you’ll be making a right.Copy !req
359. That’s the asshole section.Copy !req
360. Thanks.Copy !req
361. Yeah.Copy !req
362. Oh! You need a map, John?Copy !req
363. We’ve only been sitting
at that table for three years.Copy !req
364. Well, look. That wimp ass Miller
is parked in our zone.Copy !req
365. Lighten up. How bad could he be?Copy !req
366. He’s with Cindy. Come on.Copy !req
367. You all know Ronnie?Copy !req
368. Yeah, we were in, uh,
sixth grade together.Copy !req
369. Uh, but I haven’t
seen him since then.Copy !req
370. I read in the paper that you
and Ricky will probably make all-county,Copy !req
371. maybe even all-state this season.Copy !req
372. - Oh, really? You go to the game?
- Every one.Copy !req
373. - I never seen ya there.
- I have.Copy !req
374. You sit in the visiting section,
don’t you?Copy !req
375. - Yeah, he sits there to razz the other team.Copy !req
376. - It’s psychological warfare.
- Yeah!Copy !req
377. I almost got my butt
kicked three times.Copy !req
378. - I’ll bet.
- Now that’s school spirit.Copy !req
379. - Risking your life for the team.
- Yeah.Copy !req
380. - I guess.
- Yeah.Copy !req
381. Guys, look at this.
Ronald’s over in no-man’s land, and he’s still alive.Copy !req
382. What does he think
he’s doing, Kenneth?Copy !req
383. He must be helping them
with their homework. - Yeah.Copy !req
384. First morning in school,
homework? Sure, Ken.Copy !req
385. <♪♪Copy !req
386. - Great.
- Oh!Copy !req
387. God, if my blood sugar level
was any lower, I’d be a corpse. Thanks for stopping.Copy !req
388. No problem. I stop here
every day anyway.Copy !req
389. - Why didn’t you eat lunch?
- I don’t know.Copy !req
390. I guess I just get nervous
around those guys.Copy !req
391. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
392. - Hi, Cindy.
- John.Copy !req
393. Now is your chance. Okay,
why don’t you go over there...Copy !req
394. and invite them to come over here
and join us, okay?Copy !req
395. - Good idea.
- Okay.Copy !req
396. Okay.Copy !req
397. Hey, guys, come on over.
The pizza’s on me. - Whoo!Copy !req
398. All right. Whoo!Copy !req
399. - Come on. Don’t.
- Man!Copy !req
400. - Oh, come on, you guys.
- Give me that.Copy !req
401. Dude. Thanks, Ron.Copy !req
402. - It’s okay.Copy !req
403. <Oh, come on. F-6, okay. Got F-6.Copy !req
404. - Hey! Different outfit, Ron.
- Thanks, Dad.Copy !req
405. Hey, honey, how’s
that new microscope?Copy !req
406. It’s a tele—Copy !req
407. I decided to wait for
the big Columbus Day sale.Copy !req
408. - Where ya off to?
- I’m going to a party...Copy !req
409. at John Richman’s
with Cindy Mancini.Copy !req
410. - Cindy Mancini?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
411. <Senior? Captain
<of the cheerleaders? - Yes.Copy !req
412. Most beautiful girl
in the history of this county.Copy !req
413. Mm-hmm. That’s her.
Well, I’m late. I gotta bolt.Copy !req
414. “Bolt”?
Something stinks in suburbia.Copy !req
415. - Hey.
- <♪ Secret agent man <Secret agent man ♪♪Copy !req
416. <Who is it? - Ronald.Copy !req
417. - Oh, Ronald?
- Yes, ma’am.Copy !req
418. Um, did I— Did I forget
to pay you last week?Copy !req
419. Oh, no, ma’am.
I’m here to pick up Cindy.Copy !req
420. - Cindy?
- Yes, ma’am. Your daughter.Copy !req
421. - Cindy!Copy !req
422. - Here she is.
- Uh-huh. Bye.Copy !req
423. Cindy, I didn’t get a chance
to say good-bye to your mother. - She’ll get over it.Copy !req
424. - Is something the matter?
- Yes, there’s something the matter!Copy !req
425. Ronald, I’m usually
picked up in some sort of mechanized transportation.Copy !req
426. <I’m sorry. It’s just—
<It’s a nice night, Cindy. <It’s only a few blocks.Copy !req
427. I am not going on a nature walk.Copy !req
428. I can’t believe I let you
negotiate a Saturday night.Copy !req
429. I mean, what?
We had lunch all week together.Copy !req
430. I stood near you in the hall.
I even took you out for pizza!Copy !req
431. And I waved to you
at the game yesterday.Copy !req
432. I mean, Saturday night
was not part of our deal.Copy !req
433. Bobby hasn’t called?Copy !req
434. I don’t think that’s
any of your business.Copy !req
435. Cindy, here Bobby was
a big-time football star.Copy !req
436. But there he’s just a freshman
tryin’ to make it.Copy !req
437. I’m sure he’s
thinking about you.Copy !req
438. I’m sorry.Copy !req
439. Sorry? Hey, I’m the one
that forgot my dad’s car.Copy !req
440. It’s just that
I haven’t had that many dates in the last 16, say, 17 years.Copy !req
441. So what do you think
of this suit, huh? Elegant?Copy !req
442. <Gaudy?Copy !req
443. What’s a two-word phrase
for late and inconsiderate?Copy !req
444. Oh, oh, oh! I got it.
Uh, Ronald Miller.Copy !req
445. Hysterical. He’ll be here.Copy !req
446. Yeah, he’s probably havin’
a late lunch with Cindy.Copy !req
447. The least he could have done
is drop off the dip and chips.Copy !req
448. The cold brew is
just not the same.Copy !req
449. So what’s the real reason
why they call you Big John?Copy !req
450. Well, how about I show you? -Copy !req
451. - Hey, great game, Big John.
- Oh, thanks.Copy !req
452. - Hey.
- So—Copy !req
453. Um, you brought Cindy here?Copy !req
454. No— Yes— Well, we came from
her house together, so, yeah.Copy !req
455. Well, hey, anyway, think
you can handle a brew? - Sure, you got an A&W?Copy !req
456. No, you’re a funny guy though.Copy !req
457. <♪ ’Cause you’re not to blame
<’cause you’re not the same ♪Copy !req
458. - You okay?
- Dude, I got to let it go, man.Copy !req
459. I mean, bad. Oh,
but there’s no need for panic,Copy !req
460. because John Richman
is a socially responsible human being.Copy !req
461. Hi, Cindy.Copy !req
462. Hi.Copy !req
463. - Hi.
- People are starting to buy this.Copy !req
464. I mean, he went from
totally geek to totally chic.Copy !req
465. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
466. What do you think?Copy !req
467. <Ronnie, do you want me
<to give you a ride home after school?Copy !req
468. - Yes, please. Thank you.
- Okay, I’ll see you then.Copy !req
469. - Good morning.
- Good morning.Copy !req
470. - How was your weekend?
- It was great. How was yours?Copy !req
471. Well, uh, Friday, uh...Copy !req
472. I nearly got my face
rearranged by a visiting fan trying to save ya a seat.Copy !req
473. And Saturday,
you stood us up for cards.Copy !req
474. And, hey, Sunday, never
returned any of my calls.Copy !req
475. - Damn. I’m sorry.
- Yeah? For which one?Copy !req
476. I said I’m sorry.
Can we please terminate this?Copy !req
477. Fine.Copy !req
478. Hey, hey, Kenneth.
Kenneth, Kenneth, Kenneth!Copy !req
479. Let’s do somethin’ this weekend,
just me and you.Copy !req
480. Okay, Friday night.Copy !req
481. - I can’t.
- Saturday.Copy !req
482. Well, I was thinkin’
more like Sunday afternoon.Copy !req
483. Great. I’ll call you
for an appointment.Copy !req
484. Oh, great. All right.
I’ll see you Sunday.Copy !req
485. Yo, gentlemen. Hey!
How’s it goin’?Copy !req
486. You know, when I offered you
a ride home, it wasn’t to get you to wash my car.Copy !req
487. I don’t mind.
Actually, I kind of like it. - <You’re a hard worker.Copy !req
488. Work’s not really my thing.Copy !req
489. Cheerleading’s hard work.
You do it well.Copy !req
490. I guess. But what I mean is
that I don’t do much else...Copy !req
491. except for shop and hangout.Copy !req
492. You can do anything you want.Copy !req
493. <Anything you put your heart
<and your mind into.Copy !req
494. I believe that.Copy !req
495. Um, I’ll be right back.
Do you want anything from the kitchen or anything?Copy !req
496. - No, thanks.
- Okay.Copy !req
497. - Here.
- Here.Copy !req
498. “Someday my wish is for him
to hold me in his arms...Copy !req
499. <“in a sea of deep blue.Copy !req
500. <Together at last,
<together as two.”Copy !req
501. Oh, that’s beautiful.Copy !req
502. - <I didn’t know you were a poet.
- No one knows.Copy !req
503. Even Bobby?Copy !req
504. Thank you for trusting me
with these.Copy !req
505. Let’s just keep it between us, okay?Copy !req
506. For life or longer? Promise?Copy !req
507. Promise. But you should
be proud of it. You’re talented.Copy !req
508. And you’re drenched.Copy !req
509. Ah!Copy !req
510. - You really like this?
- Yeah, I do, but you’re missing one big essential.Copy !req
511. - You’re sure?
- Yeah!Copy !req
512. <What am I missing?Copy !req
513. I’d like to see those, please.Copy !req
514. Aw! Very cool.Copy !req
515. - How much are they?
- Don’t worry about it. They’re on me.Copy !req
516. Come on.Copy !req
517. I’m starting to get nervous now.Copy !req
518. - Okay. Bye, Cindy.
- Bye-bye.Copy !req
519. Good to see you, honey.Copy !req
520. I can’t believe you won’t
tell me where we’re going.Copy !req
521. - What are we doing? Horseback riding?
- Mm-mm.Copy !req
522. - A picnic?
- Nope.Copy !req
523. Since it’s our last official
date, I thought we could check out one of my favorite places.Copy !req
524. - Well, what’s in the box?
- You’ll find out.Copy !req
525. - Okay.
- Trust me! It’ll be fun.Copy !req
526. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
527. Okay, let me guess.
Are we out of gas?Copy !req
528. Come on, Ronald. I thought
we outlawed this kind of stuff. - Follow me.Copy !req
529. Wait a second. You’re nuts.Copy !req
530. I mean, I don’t usually
scale walls on dates.Copy !req
531. - You can do it.
- Of course, I can do it.Copy !req
532. Whoa.Copy !req
533. <I’ve heard about this place.Copy !req
534. <The airplane junkyard.Copy !req
535. Graveyard.Copy !req
536. This is the real history.Copy !req
537. Not the stuff
we memorize in books.Copy !req
538. Are these real bullet holes
right here? - Yep!Copy !req
539. Follow me.Copy !req
540. The Navy found this one last year
off the coast of Japan.Copy !req
541. They did a corrosion study on it.Copy !req
542. After 40 years
at the bottom of the ocean...Copy !req
543. this is all that rusted.Copy !req
544. Our grandparents sure knew
how to make things that last.Copy !req
545. How do you know all this stuff?Copy !req
546. Well, the pilot
who ditched it in 1944?Copy !req
547. He came back a few weeks ago
to take a look at this.Copy !req
548. He stood here and looked
at this thing the whole day.Copy !req
549. <God. There are <mountains up there.Copy !req
550. And valleys, canyons and plains.Copy !req
551. What’s that thing, um, up
there that looks like a star sapphire?Copy !req
552. - <What’s that?
- Tycho.Copy !req
553. An asteroid crashed there
and broke the moon.Copy !req
554. - Broke the moon?
- <Yeah.Copy !req
555. <It made a crack in the moon
<a hundred times the size <of the Grand Canyon.Copy !req
556. On the right is
the Sea of Tranquility.Copy !req
557. The first spaceship from Earth
landed there the day I was born.Copy !req
558. That’s why you’re
so into astrology, right?Copy !req
559. Astronomy.Copy !req
560. No.Copy !req
561. <It’s just... up there...Copy !req
562. <is our future world.Copy !req
563. <By the time I’m my dad’s age,Copy !req
564. people will be living there and working.Copy !req
565. Maybe even us.Copy !req
566. The moon. It looks different now.Copy !req
567. It’s not as mysterious or romantic.Copy !req
568. I’m sorry I ruined it for you.Copy !req
569. You didn’t ruin it.
You just changed it, I guess.Copy !req
570. Um, there’s something really important
we need to discuss.Copy !req
571. I was wondering
when you’d bring this up.Copy !req
572. I’m new at all this. I’m gonna
have to rely on your experience.Copy !req
573. Well, let’s just do it naturally.Copy !req
574. You know? With no planning.Copy !req
575. How do we do it?
Our official breaking-up tomorrow?Copy !req
576. Right.Copy !req
577. Right. That’s exactly what
I was thinking about. The breakup.Copy !req
578. Us ending our fake relationship.Copy !req
579. <I mean, I don’t even know
<whoever believed it.Copy !req
580. Us going out?
You, me? Yeah, right.Copy !req
581. Yeah, it does seem
kind of unrealistic.Copy !req
582. Okay, so, how shall we do it?Copy !req
583. Stage a big fight?
A lovers’ quarrel?Copy !req
584. No, we don’t have anything
to fight about.Copy !req
585. Oh, that’s okay. We can
make something up. Let’s see. What do people fight about?Copy !req
586. Well, we wouldn’t want
to damage your reputation.Copy !req
587. - Reputation?
- I think a small, dignified ceremony...Copy !req
588. - <the best way...
- Me?Copy !req
589. - <to end it.
- With a reputation. Whoo! Yeah!Copy !req
590. I can’t believe this.
A reputation.Copy !req
591. Thank you, Cindy.
Have a good night now.Copy !req
592. Whoo!Copy !req
593. ♪ I got a reputation, baby ♪Copy !req
594. <Oh, I’m gonna be late.Copy !req
595. <So how do you do it?Copy !req
596. Yeah. There you go.Copy !req
597. <Oh, I’m gonna be late.Copy !req
598. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
599. Um, I did a little thinking
about last night, - Mm-hmm.Copy !req
600. and I think that now is the time
that we had our little talk.Copy !req
601. - About what?
- Us. You know, me.Copy !req
602. Now?Copy !req
603. Okay, great.Copy !req
604. Well, um, I did
a little thinking too!Copy !req
605. No, actually!
I did quite a bit of thinking!Copy !req
606. And I decided that
you’re breaking me. - What?Copy !req
607. Broke. Bankrupt. Chapter 11.Copy !req
608. What are you talking about?Copy !req
609. This. I’m dry.Copy !req
610. Hey, I can’t keep up with you.
I’m not a bank.Copy !req
611. They love it. - Would you stop it, please?Copy !req
612. - This isn’t dignified.
- Dignified?Copy !req
613. Yeah.Copy !req
614. For one month you draped all over me
like a cheap suit!Copy !req
615. - Now I’m not dignified?
- This is not necessary.Copy !req
616. Would you show some maturity?Copy !req
617. Like your precious Bobby?Copy !req
618. - Yeah.
- <Yeah.Copy !req
619. - Yeah.
- Well, if I was as mature as him,Copy !req
620. I probably wouldn’t
have called you either.Copy !req
621. I’m tired of you
comparing me to Bobby, and, in fact, I’m tired of you.Copy !req
622. Period!Copy !req
623. Whoo!Copy !req
624. Poor Cindy. It’s awful the way
Ronnie annihilated her.Copy !req
625. I know. I mean, I don’t know what
she ever saw in him.Copy !req
626. - He’s such a— such a heartbreaker.
- Yeah. That’s it.Copy !req
627. The Ronster, man.
You’re one badass dude. Hey, listen.Copy !req
628. You don’t mind if I try to get
tired of Cindy now that you’re finished with her, do you?Copy !req
629. No. - Loved it, baby.Copy !req
630. All right.Copy !req
631. That was a great act this morning.Copy !req
632. That slap was so real.
We are talking Oscar nomination.Copy !req
633. Mmm. Yeah, well—Copy !req
634. We gave ’em a good show.Copy !req
635. The audience loved it.Copy !req
636. Oh, what an excellent four weeks.Copy !req
637. Your friends really took to me,
all because of you.Copy !req
638. - Ronnie, it was like a job.Copy !req
639. I mean, you bailed me,
and I pretended to like you.Copy !req
640. And I was only honoring
our rental contract. - Yeah, well, it worked.Copy !req
641. Geez. Popularity sure
beats being treated like a social leper. Let me tell ya.Copy !req
642. Popularity isn’t perfect.Copy !req
643. I mean, it almost
feels like a job sometimes.Copy !req
644. Do you remember that
suede outfit that I wore?Copy !req
645. - Yeah.
- Yeah, well, that was me trying to impress people.Copy !req
646. I have to work at it.
So does everybody else.Copy !req
647. Cindy?Copy !req
648. It’s to keep your poetry in.Copy !req
649. - Thank you.
- You’re welcome.Copy !req
650. Ronald, whatever happens
with the popularity thing, you know...Copy !req
651. stay yourself.Copy !req
652. Don’t change to please them.Copy !req
653. Me change? Tsk. Never.Copy !req
654. That’s right.
I’m here! Ha, ha!Copy !req
655. Feelin’ good. Hey, babies.
How ya doin’, man? Good to see ya—Copy !req
656. - Oh, Ronnie!
- Oh, ladies, you look beautiful.Copy !req
657. That’s all right. Mom, Dad,
send money, please. I’m broke.Copy !req
658. Hey, man, good to see ya.
Good to see ya. Good to see ya.Copy !req
659. - All I’m asking for is one date.
- No!Copy !req
660. Oh, ladies, you’re
lookin’ fine this A.M.Copy !req
661. Thanks, Ronnie.
Lookin’ rather tasty yourself.Copy !req
662. - Ooh.
- I love your hair.Copy !req
663. It’s so... so saturated.Copy !req
664. It’s nothin’ major,
just a little mousse. - Yeah, 42 gallons.Copy !req
665. You’re taking me to
Scoops Saturday night. - Saturday night?Copy !req
666. - Yeah.
- Yeah, I believe I have that evening liberated.Copy !req
667. - Wonderful.
- I hope so.Copy !req
668. Ronnie, this is gonna
be tougher than I thought. I’m gonna need your advice.Copy !req
669. - Barbara, I was gonna ask him out!
- Relax, Pats.Copy !req
670. - It’s only October.
- Yeah, right!Copy !req
671. <Wait for me!Copy !req
672. How about some tunes?Copy !req
673. - Your dad sell aluminum siding?
- No, he’s the president of Tic Tac Tiles. Why?Copy !req
674. This car sort of reminds me
of my granddad’s.Copy !req
675. - <♪♪
- Hmm.Copy !req
676. So how come you asked me out?Copy !req
677. You went out with Cindy.
She is Cindy Mancini.Copy !req
678. You can’t argue with that logic.Copy !req
679. Come on, Cathy.
Let’s take it back to my place. - <Copy !req
680. Hey, look, there’s Ronald
in his dad’s Chrysler.Copy !req
681. Good evening, gentlemen.Copy !req
682. <I— I love station wagons.Copy !req
683. <You may like it, but once
<the Cools see that car...Copy !req
684. - they’re gonna remember who he is.
- Yeah!Copy !req
685. This is an interesting mode
of transport. Sort of, uh, antiquated, like.Copy !req
686. Yeah, I call it
my, um, undercover car.Copy !req
687. <Oh, you snake.
<Don’t be shifty with the boys. <This car’s perfect.Copy !req
688. <Complete with plush blanket.
<That’s strategy, my man. All right.Copy !req
689. - What’d ya say?
- <<This ain’t just a car, man.Copy !req
690. <This is an unleaded love machine.Copy !req
691. Yeah, unleaded.Copy !req
692. Bet you could make some,
uh, sweet sweat back there, huh, Barb?Copy !req
693. Hey, no complaints outta me.Copy !req
694. Yeah, those jocks sure have
great taste in cars, huh?Copy !req
695. - Shut up, Lester.
- You shut up.Copy !req
696. <I just don’t get it.Copy !req
697. I propose we look
for a new fourth. - Guess so.Copy !req
698. <Uh-oh. I know that look.Copy !req
699. - Oh!
- Okay, now, hold your fire.Copy !req
700. Big John, nobody’s
into toxic waste.Copy !req
701. Right there.Copy !req
702. <Perfect.Copy !req
703. Gross!Copy !req
704. You guys are so
into bodily functions!Copy !req
705. I mean, it’s not like
that takes any skill.Copy !req
706. Oh, I don’t know.
For him, it’s like an art form.Copy !req
707. Oh, that’s a real
pleasant thought, Ronnie. - Oh, come on. We’re guys.Copy !req
708. Oh, yo, Pats, keep an eye
on my guy. I gotta hit the little girl’s room.Copy !req
709. <All right. Hurry up.Copy !req
710. Air!Copy !req
711. - Guess what.
- What?Copy !req
712. You’re taking me to
the Columbus Day Dance on the 16th.Copy !req
713. - I am?
- Yep.Copy !req
714. Well, what about Barbara?
I thought she was your best friend.Copy !req
715. Well, she is.
But, I mean, you know.Copy !req
716. Friends share their stuff with friends.
You know what I mean?Copy !req
717. Sure, friend. No problem.Copy !req
718. I bet you’re a really sexy dancer.Copy !req
719. Oh, yes, you won that wager.
I have moves that defy the laws of gravity.Copy !req
720. Ooh, I’ll bet you do.Copy !req
721. I’ll see you later, okay?Copy !req
722. Bye.Copy !req
723. Dancer.Copy !req
724. Moves. Shit.Copy !req
725. So... how was he?Copy !req
726. Hmph. Wouldn’t you like to know?Copy !req
727. Don’t worry. I will.Copy !req
728. <I bet you’re a really sexy dancer.Copy !req
729. Oh, come on. Watch this.
I bet he’ll kick him.Copy !req
730. - One.
- <<Mm-hmm.Copy !req
731. Chuck? Chuck, I need
the TV for a few minutes.Copy !req
732. - No.
- Oh, Chuck, I just need to see the end of <American Bandstand.Copy !req
733. No.Copy !req
734. Please, Chuck, I’m beggin’ ya.Copy !req
735. What we have here is
something I just learned called the law of supply and demand.Copy !req
736. I shall supply you this
remote control, but I’m going to demand, say, uh, two bucks.Copy !req
737. Wrong! That is not how
the economic theory works.Copy !req
738. Look, I learned it
in seventh grade, not Harvard.Copy !req
739. Okay, let me give you
the theory of relativity.Copy !req
740. Either you put on now,
or I have one less relative.Copy !req
741. I’ll put on just for you.Copy !req
742. My famous gourmet pop—Copy !req
743. First screen shaves—Copy !req
744. <Spotlight dance. Ultra New Wave music.Copy !req
745. <♪♪Copy !req
746. He’s watchin’ <American Bandstand.Copy !req
747. I’m talkin’ cheerleaders,
football players, local socialites.Copy !req
748. He’s not even associating
with Kenneth anymore.Copy !req
749. Come on, Chuckie.
I think it’s groovy that he’s makin’ new friends.Copy !req
750. - <He’s allowed to have fun.
- He is?Copy !req
751. And, besides, I was
talkin’ to Ma, Dad. - Oh, honey.Copy !req
752. It’s like the dude’s
not weird anymore.Copy !req
753. <♪♪Copy !req
754. Now that ain’t Dick Clark.Copy !req
755. We thank our two exchange
students from Lower Swahili,Copy !req
756. Charles Kibangi and
Sandy Ubuki, for recreating the African anteater ritual...Copy !req
757. here on PBS <African Cultural Hour.Copy !req
758. ?Copy !req
759. <♪♪Copy !req
760. <Ow!Copy !req
761. <♪ Though she’s trading favors
<When she tells me <I believe her now ♪Copy !req
762. Wow. Let me see you really quick.Copy !req
763. ♪ Mm-hmm ♪Copy !req
764. - Hey, let’s go dance!
- In a minute, babe.Copy !req
765. You know, I don’t quite
feel it yet with this tune. - That’s cool. All right.Copy !req
766. - ♪ Oh, but she’s an actress ♪
- ♪ Actress ♪Copy !req
767. ♪ And I don’t believe her
No ♪Copy !req
768. - ♪ But she’s an actress ♪
- ♪ Actress ♪Copy !req
769. - ♪ I don’t believe her ♪
- ♪ Believe her ♪Copy !req
770. <♪ Believe her
<Believe her ♪Copy !req
771. Here you go. Thanks.Copy !req
772. That’s a buck apiece, guys.Copy !req
773. Kenneth, this is your big idea.
Why don’t you pay for this?Copy !req
774. Oh!Copy !req
775. <Come on, you guys.Copy !req
776. ♪ Oh, baby ♪Copy !req
777. ♪ You know just what to do ♪Copy !req
778. So do you work as hard
off the field as you do on?Copy !req
779. Well, uh, I did letter
in three indoor sports.Copy !req
780. What a wonderful group
of young adults we have this year.Copy !req
781. But I better check the bathrooms.Copy !req
782. One, two, three, four.Copy !req
783. One, two, three, four.Copy !req
784. - Hello, Ronald.
- Oh, hi, Mr. Webbly.Copy !req
785. - Let’s mingle.
- <<Look, it’s the nerd herd.Copy !req
786. Whoo!Copy !req
787. Ronnie, you’re
becoming a punchaholic.Copy !req
788. <♪♪Copy !req
789. Come on. Let’s get
out there and dance. I mean, this is a dance.Copy !req
790. It’s what we’re here to do,
right, is dance?Copy !req
791. Come on, please.
Let’s get out there and boogie.Copy !req
792. - Let’s dance!
- Wait for me!Copy !req
793. All right!Copy !req
794. ♪ Eyes with mystery
A lonely girl so alone ♪Copy !req
795. Whoo!Copy !req
796. <♪ I’ve been living
<all my life ♪Copy !req
797. <♪ To meet a girl like you ♪Copy !req
798. <♪ I could touch you
<really nice ♪Copy !req
799. ♪ While the fire
came in the room ♪Copy !req
800. ♪ All night, all night ♪Copy !req
801. - What a spaz.
- Oh, he must be in Special Ed.Copy !req
802. <♪ All night, all night ♪Copy !req
803. <♪ Baby loves it all night ♪Copy !req
804. ♪ Angel in the light ♪Copy !req
805. ♪ Dancin’ right beside me ♪Copy !req
806. That’s bizarre.Copy !req
807. But if the Ronster’s doin’ it,
it must be new.Copy !req
808. <♪ So strong ♪Copy !req
809. <♪ I’ve been waiting
<all my life ♪ -Copy !req
810. <♪ Wanting a girl like you ♪Copy !req
811. <♪ I could touch you many nights ♪Copy !req
812. <♪ While fire surrounds the moon ♪Copy !req
813. <♪ All night, all night ♪Copy !req
814. ♪ Baby loves it all night ♪Copy !req
815. <Try it!Copy !req
816. ♪ All night, all night ♪Copy !req
817. ♪ Baby loves it all night ♪Copy !req
818. <♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh— ohh ♪Copy !req
819. Hey! Yo!Copy !req
820. Yeah!Copy !req
821. Whoo!Copy !req
822. Yeah!Copy !req
823. Ow!Copy !req
824. <♪ While fire surrounds
<the moon ♪Copy !req
825. - Hey!
- It’s the African anteater ritual!Copy !req
826. All right!Copy !req
827. - Oh, I had a great time.
- Out of sight.Copy !req
828. Hey, that dance was
pretty severe there.Copy !req
829. Yeah, where’d you
get those hot moves?Copy !req
830. - I have friends in exotic places.
- Oh, yeah, like where?Copy !req
831. - I’ll be right back.
- Rio?Copy !req
832. - Paris?
- No, really exotic. Beautiful downtown Burbank.Copy !req
833. - Cind, babe!
- <Here you go.Copy !req
834. Look, the name is Cindy,
and don’t call me babe.Copy !req
835. - Just wanted to say hello.
- Then just say it!Copy !req
836. Why don’t you get tranquil?
I was just tryin’ to be friendly.Copy !req
837. Why don’t you be friendly
with your flock, okay?Copy !req
838. - I owe all my friends to you.
- Ha! Like I really want credit for this.Copy !req
839. I mean, your disciples
are making fools of themselves.Copy !req
840. I mean, I’ve seen zombies
with more individuality.Copy !req
841. Yeah, like your college boy.
What’s his name? Biff?Copy !req
842. Don’t give me that.
His name happens to be Brent.Copy !req
843. There’s a difference?Copy !req
844. <♪ Take your lover by the hand
<Speak in tongues and understand ♪Copy !req
845. <♪ Ahhh ♪Copy !req
846. Alone at last.Copy !req
847. <♪ French kissin’
<in the U.S.A. ♪Copy !req
848. - Hi, friend.
- Hi.Copy !req
849. You’re awfully far away.Copy !req
850. I’m sorry.Copy !req
851. So, tell me...Copy !req
852. are, um— are you into
long-distance relationships?Copy !req
853. - No.
- <No?Copy !req
854. Then why don’t you reach out
and touch someone?Copy !req
855. - Hello.Copy !req
856. I happen to know
that in the whole school...Copy !req
857. there’s only one other tittie
quite this pretty.Copy !req
858. - Really?
- <Mm-hmm.Copy !req
859. And this is it.Copy !req
860. Yep! That’s it.Copy !req
861. I bet you’ve never
seen two like these before.Copy !req
862. Well, my parents do have cable.Copy !req
863. - Oh, they do, do they?
- <Mm-hmm.Copy !req
864. - Mmm. Don’t you want to touch me?
- <Oh!Copy !req
865. Oh!
Wow! I can’t believe this.Copy !req
866. - <Oh, God!Copy !req
867. Seventeen years,
three months and five days.Copy !req
868. <That’s a long time
<to wait for some tit.Copy !req
869. - <Without an atmosphere...Copy !req
870. <the Earth would be
<a far different place.Copy !req
871. <It might look like the moon.Copy !req
872. <Our exploration
<of the moon showed us that it is <nearly a dead planet today.Copy !req
873. <But it provided one very
<important piece of information.Copy !req
874. I haven’t seen or heard
from you in three weeks.Copy !req
875. <I’m not a mutant, Ron.
<I realize I may be obsolete...Copy !req
876. in your new world,
but I’m not dead.Copy !req
877. <We know now that the moon,
<as well as all the other bodies <in the solar system...Copy !req
878. <were heavily bombarded
<in their first billion years.Copy !req
879. <Then about three-and-a-half
<billion years ago... -Copy !req
880. <this bombardment
<slowed to a bare trickle <as most of the solid chunk—Copy !req
881. You got it there, son?Copy !req
882. Whoa, oh, oh, Ronald!
No mischief tonight.Copy !req
883. <Now the police are really
<crackin’ down this year.Copy !req
884. Oh, Dad, come on.
Have a little faith.Copy !req
885. See ya.Copy !req
886. - All right, we set up there?
- Yep.Copy !req
887. Check it out. We got spoilt tomatoes...Copy !req
888. - Yeah.
- rotten eggs and the piece de resistance.Copy !req
889. - The shitbomb!
- Ha! Human feces?Copy !req
890. No, doggy doo.
But it’s just as efficient, bro. Here, sniff.Copy !req
891. - Ah, sniff this— God!
- <<Hey, Ronnie.Copy !req
892. - Here you go.
- Whose house are we doin’?Copy !req
893. Ah, dig, classic, man.Copy !req
894. We have done the same house
four years in a row.Copy !req
895. It’s like tradition
now, huh, Ricky? - You know it!Copy !req
896. And yours, son, is
the most important mission.Copy !req
897. Drop that net on any punk
that gets near our front door.Copy !req
898. I’m gonna personally
deliver one of them to the police.Copy !req
899. Yes, sir!Copy !req
900. So I was telling you, you know,
this guy is, like, totally rad.Copy !req
901. Excuse me.
Ronnie said that you said that friends share, Patty.Copy !req
902. - You’ve had him two weeks—
- You mean, she’s attacked him for two weeks.Copy !req
903. Whoa, wait a minute!
First of all, if I recall correctly...Copy !req
904. still have Bobby.Copy !req
905. Secondly, you quit Ronnie,
so that makes him public property.Copy !req
906. You guys, that’s real romantic.
I mean, he sounds like a restroom.Copy !req
907. First of all, I don’t Bobby.Copy !req
908. And secondly, I didn’t think
that my best friends...Copy !req
909. would be draped all over him
like a cheap—Copy !req
910. Why not, Cin?
He’s cute, sweet.Copy !req
911. Good.Copy !req
912. Oh, come on, you guys.
A lady never talks.Copy !req
913. Yeah, next time I see one,
I’ll remember that.Copy !req
914. Oh.Copy !req
915. - <Shh!Copy !req
916. Shh! Shh!Copy !req
917. - <You’re sick!
- There’s the target.Copy !req
918. All right.Copy !req
919. Oh, shit. Y-You know—
I know a better house.Copy !req
920. It’s not very far from here.
It’s right down this street. - Our senior year.Copy !req
921. Our last mission.Copy !req
922. The final shitbomb.Copy !req
923. - It’s tradition and shit. Let’s go!
- Go on!Copy !req
924. Listen up. We divert ’em
on each flank, and you shitbomb the front door.Copy !req
925. - No! I won’t do it!
- I told you he wouldn’t do it!Copy !req
926. - You’re still a nerd, huh?
- Give me the shit!Copy !req
927. - No! I’ll do it.
- Come on!Copy !req
928. I don’t want to do this!Copy !req
929. Do it now!Copy !req
930. - <Come on, Ronnie!
- Throw it, Ronnie!Copy !req
931. - <Throw it!
- <Come on. Throw it!Copy !req
932. - Shit.Copy !req
933. - <Yeah! Bull’s-eye!
- <Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
934. - I got one!
- I’m comin’!Copy !req
935. - No, you’re not!
- <Keep him pinned down!Copy !req
936. <Come on, Big John! <Keep him down!Copy !req
937. <Ronnie, let’s go! Come on!Copy !req
938. <Get the hell out of there!Copy !req
939. - <Come on, John!
- Yeahhh! Let’s get outta here, man!Copy !req
940. You hold the little bastard!Copy !req
941. <Come on. Let’s go! Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
942. There must’ve been
a hole in the net.Copy !req
943. - We’ll get ’em next year.Copy !req
944. I don’t think he’ll be back.Copy !req
945. This is a fine-looking bird, Judy.Copy !req
946. This is what got me
an “A” in French class.Copy !req
947. Ronald.Copy !req
948. - Thank you.
- You’re welcome.Copy !req
949. Let’s see yours, sibling.Copy !req
950. Ahh— I didn’t get mine yet.Copy !req
951. You’re the only one from
kindergarten through college who didn’t.Copy !req
952. - You didn’t get yours yet?
- Let me repeat!Copy !req
953. - I did not get mine yet!
- <Relax.Copy !req
954. There’s no reason
to raise your voice.Copy !req
955. Back to nursery school.Copy !req
956. Look, these are my friends, okay?Copy !req
957. Say hello to your friends
when you get me a chocolate milkshake, extra thick.Copy !req
958. - What?
- Read my lips.Copy !req
959. Chocolate milkshake, extra thick.Copy !req
960. Two C’s, three B’s and one “A.”Copy !req
961. <Outstanding, son!Copy !req
962. Major improvement, Chuckie.Copy !req
963. Oh, yeah. Big deal.
Three B’s and two C’s?Copy !req
964. I’ve been getting
straight A’s since birth.Copy !req
965. - So?
- So!Copy !req
966. So everybody doubts the
whereabouts of my report card. That’s real fair.Copy !req
967. Nobody doubts you. You said
you didn’t get it yet. - And I didn’t!Copy !req
968. - It’s just parental concern.
- See, here is the primate example.Copy !req
969. You’re raising a doll-chopping
homicidal maniac, and what do you do every time you see him?Copy !req
970. You give him money.Copy !req
971. Great.Copy !req
972. - Chilling!
- Shut up, Chuck.Copy !req
973. - I was talkin’ to Ma, Dad.
- Shut up, Chuck!Copy !req
974. Here’s your shake.Copy !req
975. I said thick! This isn’t thick!Copy !req
976. Oh, well, let me check
the consistency.Copy !req
977. Looks thick to me.Copy !req
978. No!Copy !req
979. What are you doing home?Copy !req
980. I thought you had a date with Rock.Copy !req
981. Well... I figured
I had enough turkey for one day.Copy !req
982. - Me too.
- Tsk.Copy !req
983. There’s a good movie on TV.Copy !req
984. - Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
985. - All right, let’s make it a date.
- Oh, sweetheart.Copy !req
986. - I love you.
- I love you too, Mom.Copy !req
987. Hey, Kenneth!Copy !req
988. Let me explain.
I took it long enough.Copy !req
989. Will you talk to me? Damn it!Copy !req
990. Well, have it your way, psycho,
but you ain’t invited.Copy !req
991. Invited to what, man?
What are you talking about?Copy !req
992. - My house. New Year’s Day?
- A party, man?Copy !req
993. Bowl games, salami,
cheesecake— Yeah!Copy !req
994. If I can recover from my party,
book me a couch.Copy !req
995. - You got it!
- Book me a bed.Copy !req
996. We have a lot of fun.Copy !req
997. Somebody wants
your ass bad, man. - Who is it?Copy !req
998. Get it!Copy !req
999. <Hey. Hi.Copy !req
1000. - Long time no talk, huh?
- Yeah, I been kind of busy.Copy !req
1001. Yeah, well, that’s popularity.
It’s real time-consuming.Copy !req
1002. <Um— I was thinking that
<maybe sometime you and I could <go to the airplane graveyard?Copy !req
1003. You’re not under any contractual
obligation to me anymore.Copy !req
1004. <I wrote a new poem.
<It’s called “Broken Moon.”Copy !req
1005. - Um, it starts—
- Why don’t you save it for your college boy?Copy !req
1006. I wrote it for you.Copy !req
1007. You ignored the Donald Miller dork
for 17 years.Copy !req
1008. <Now you wanna ride
<on the Ronnie Miller express.Copy !req
1009. I don’t wanna ride
the Ronnie Miller anything.Copy !req
1010. Looks like you’re the only one.Copy !req
1011. <Who? Iris?Copy !req
1012. Oh, yeah, she’s
a big conquest. She’s given more rides than Greyhound.Copy !req
1013. Well, at least her ticket
won’t cost me a thousand bucks.Copy !req
1014. Cindy!Copy !req
1015. - Hi, Ronnie.
- Excuse me.Copy !req
1016. - <♪♪
- <<Happy New Year, pal.Copy !req
1017. Happy New Year, man. Have a beer.Copy !req
1018. - Clark County!
- Big John!Copy !req
1019. Quinton is in!
Let the fun begin!Copy !req
1020. God, you’re an asshole, man.Copy !req
1021. - Hey, powerful punch, Barbs.
- I haven’t poured the punch in yet.Copy !req
1022. - Cindy, that’s straight vodka.
- All right.Copy !req
1023. - Great outfit.
- I asked my mom if I could use it and she said yes.Copy !req
1024. - Ah, progressive concept.
- We make a great couple: me and my outfit.Copy !req
1025. Oh. Sorry Bobby couldn’t
come home for the holidays.Copy !req
1026. <You must really miss him.Copy !req
1027. I’ve learned to appreciate
the finer things in life. I even travel with my own wine.Copy !req
1028. You never know the quality
you may encounter at a soiree.Copy !req
1029. Very classy.Copy !req
1030. Mm-hmm. I’m into class.
It’s my new thing.Copy !req
1031. Oh, whoops. Sorry.Copy !req
1032. So sorry. So dumb. I’m so wasted.Copy !req
1033. Oh— I am so wasted.
Lie down. Just for a second.Copy !req
1034. - <Hey, we’re closed <for the holidays!Copy !req
1035. - God. Hey, take it easy, guys.
- <Close it, please!Copy !req
1036. Geez!Copy !req
1037. <Oh, Ronnie, I’m so happy...Copy !req
1038. I’m going out with
the hottest guy in school.Copy !req
1039. - Oh, I am hot.
- Face it, Ronnie. You’re it right now.Copy !req
1040. <Oh— I’m it, <and that’s why you’re with me.Copy !req
1041. Oh.Copy !req
1042. No. You won’t respect me.Copy !req
1043. I respect you. Immensely.Copy !req
1044. And intensely.Copy !req
1045. - You do?
- I do.Copy !req
1046. “This summer, my wish is for you
to hold me...Copy !req
1047. “in your arms...Copy !req
1048. <“in a sea of deep blue...Copy !req
1049. <“together at last,
<together...Copy !req
1050. - <as two.”
- <Oh, Ronnie.Copy !req
1051. <♪♪Copy !req
1052. Damn, Bobby,
what are you doin’ here? - It’s New Year’s.Copy !req
1053. <♪ From the walls of Tokyo
<I’ve come to <London town to go ♪Copy !req
1054. So, Ricky and John tell me
you’re a connoisseur of fine wines.Copy !req
1055. No shit? Are you new here?Copy !req
1056. Uh-huh. I just transferred.Copy !req
1057. Mmm.Copy !req
1058. Thanks, man. I owe you one.Copy !req
1059. <♪ And I’m dancin’
< with myself— oh, oh ♪Copy !req
1060. Hey, you guys! It’s 11:27.Copy !req
1061. - <33 more minutes!
- Whoo! Yeah!Copy !req
1062. <Ronnie! Iris! <Come here. Have a brew.Copy !req
1063. <♪ Dancin’ with myself—
< Oh, oh ♪Copy !req
1064. To true friends—
and a wild lady.Copy !req
1065. - The only way to fly.
- I’ll drink to that.Copy !req
1066. <♪ But your empty eyes
< Seem to pass me by ♪Copy !req
1067. Check it out, Bobby.Copy !req
1068. <♪ So let’s sink another drink
<’Cause it’ll give me <time to think ♪Copy !req
1069. The man. The mick.
What’s happenin’? - Quinton.Copy !req
1070. Who’s Iris’ latest victim?Copy !req
1071. <Oh, you got it backwards, <Bobby. He’s victimizing her.Copy !req
1072. <♪ Dancin’ with myself ♪Copy !req
1073. Ronnie Miller’s nailed
every wench in school. - Ronald Miller?Copy !req
1074. <He couldn’t get nailed in wood shop.Copy !req
1075. Well, the man has reached
legendary status this year, bro.Copy !req
1076. You ain’t a legend ’til you score
the captain of the cheerleaders.Copy !req
1077. <♪ Ooohhhh— Ooowwww ♪Copy !req
1078. <Come on. I don’t buy it.Copy !req
1079. Cindy?Copy !req
1080. Hey, no freakin’ way!Copy !req
1081. Come on, Quint! Don’t even think
of holdin’ out on me...Copy !req
1082. or I’ll kill you.Copy !req
1083. <♪ Well, I looked
< all over the world ♪Copy !req
1084. <♪ And there’s every
< type of girl ♪Copy !req
1085. Bobby!Copy !req
1086. <♪ Leave me dancin’ with myself
<So let’s sink another drink ♪Copy !req
1087. Hi! How are you?Copy !req
1088. <♪ ’Cause it’ll give me
< time to think < If I had a chance— ♪Copy !req
1089. - John. John.
- Go get ’im.Copy !req
1090. Cindy and Bobby’s relationship
is so totally together.Copy !req
1091. <He’s a lawn boy. <He makes 35 cents an hour.Copy !req
1092. Listen up, dude.
The shit’s gonna hit the fan.Copy !req
1093. - <Listen!
- <<I’m not gonna put up with it!Copy !req
1094. - We were faking, okay?
- Bullshit!Copy !req
1095. No, it was an act.
Bobby, he paid me!Copy !req
1096. Then makes you a prostitute!Copy !req
1097. <♪ Oh, oh, oh-ohh ♪Copy !req
1098. - <♪ Oh, oh, oh-ohh ♪
- You!Copy !req
1099. <♪ Oh, oh, oh-ohh
< Dancin’ with myself ♪Copy !req
1100. <♪ Oh, oh, oh-ohh
< Oh, my room’s all wet < with my sweat— ♪♪Copy !req
1101. You!Copy !req
1102. Even Bobby thinks we went out.
Great, huh? Ha!Copy !req
1103. <All of you thought
<we were a couple. What a joke!Copy !req
1104. Ronald Miller paid me 1,000 bucks
to pretend I liked him.Copy !req
1105. <What a deal, huh?Copy !req
1106. $1,000 to go out with him
for a month. This guy.Copy !req
1107. <Oh, God. He bought me.Copy !req
1108. And he bought all of you.Copy !req
1109. He was sick and tired
of being a nobody.Copy !req
1110. <Yeah, and he said that
<all of you guys would <worship him if we went out.Copy !req
1111. And I didn’t believe that.
I was, like, no way!Copy !req
1112. And he was right!
No, leave me alone.Copy !req
1113. He was right. Our little plan
worked, didn’t it, Ronald?Copy !req
1114. <The dance. That stupid dance!Copy !req
1115. What a bunch of followers
you guys are.Copy !req
1116. I mean, at least I got—Copy !req
1117. At least I got paid.Copy !req
1118. Come on.Copy !req
1119. Ricky? John?Copy !req
1120. Get out of my house.Copy !req
1121. Uh— Yeah. We’ll clear
everything up tomorrow.Copy !req
1122. Everything is cool, really.Copy !req
1123. Oh, excuse me. I’m sorry.Copy !req
1124. Excuse me.
Good night now. Excuse me.Copy !req
1125. You ready to go?Copy !req
1126. - Um— I don’t know you.
- You sure knew me earlier.Copy !req
1127. I don’t know
what you’re talking about.Copy !req
1128. Happy New Year.Copy !req
1129. <♪♪Copy !req
1130. Hey, it could be worse.
We could be alone like that poor guy.Copy !req
1131. <♪♪Copy !req
1132. <♪♪Copy !req
1133. All right.Copy !req
1134. <Ronald Miller— Ugh! So, anyways—Copy !req
1135. Damn, bro. He’s in Siberia.Copy !req
1136. I know, man.
The mutants over there won’t even go near him.Copy !req
1137. You know, I knew he was
scamming us all along.Copy !req
1138. He went from, like,
totally chic to totally geek.Copy !req
1139. Look at that. He’s been banished!Copy !req
1140. He should have known
that our kind won’t mix with their kind—Copy !req
1141. Our kind? Their kind? That’s B.S.Copy !req
1142. He may be a moral leper now,
but he had the fast lane for four months.Copy !req
1143. Yeah, that’s a good point.
$250 a month for those cheerleaders...Copy !req
1144. - isn’t an unwise investment.
- Yeah?Copy !req
1145. Check this out, guys.
You’re gonna love this.Copy !req
1146. Incoming!Copy !req
1147. - Direct hit.
- Yow!Copy !req
1148. Didn’t you take economics?
You could’ve had me for $49.95.Copy !req
1149. <Incoming!Copy !req
1150. It’s the nerd-mobile.Copy !req
1151. <Yeah, right— <on automatic pilot.Copy !req
1152. <Like we’re not supposed to know <who’s spying on us...Copy !req
1153. <in the spaz-mobile.Copy !req
1154. I could’ve sworn that a couple
of girls I knew got very comfortable in that spaz-mobile.Copy !req
1155. <Okay, this is my high score.Copy !req
1156. <Dave, you can beat me!Copy !req
1157. <Yeah, yeah, yeah!Copy !req
1158. You could at least
acknowledge my existence.Copy !req
1159. You think this is easy for me?Copy !req
1160. I know I was an asshole to you and to thousands of others.Copy !req
1161. But, Kenneth—
Kenneth, it’s you I gotta straighten this out with.Copy !req
1162. Aaah!Copy !req
1163. - You shit on my house, man!
- I know.Copy !req
1164. Go—Copy !req
1165. - Kenneth—
- You shit on my house!Copy !req
1166. You shit on my house.Copy !req
1167. I know, Kenneth.Copy !req
1168. I know.Copy !req
1169. The quiz will cover every muscle
from the levator scapula...Copy !req
1170. <to the spinalis thoracis.Copy !req
1171. - <T— U— C—
- <It will consist of 15 multiple <choices and five mini-essays.Copy !req
1172. - <S— O— N.
- <Your score will then account...Copy !req
1173. - T— U— C— S— O— N.
- <for 20% of your final grade.Copy !req
1174. <Good luck.Copy !req
1175. Hi, Cindy.Copy !req
1176. I’m sorry about having
to come in here.Copy !req
1177. But I have to talk to you.Copy !req
1178. I realize what a jerk I became.Copy !req
1179. All I ever did
was think about you,Copy !req
1180. dream about being
part of your life.Copy !req
1181. And then I got that stupid idea.Copy !req
1182. And I let it turn me
into something I’m not.Copy !req
1183. You sure did, sicko pervert!
I remember you from the dance.Copy !req
1184. - <You morally depraved psycho!
- <Ow!Copy !req
1185. Detention— one month!Copy !req
1186. Becky, will you please
hand me that other one?Copy !req
1187. Thanks.Copy !req
1188. - You nuked my brother.
- What?Copy !req
1189. You took him from geek status
to king status to no status.Copy !req
1190. Chuckie Miller, right?Copy !req
1191. He’s resorted to sending
his messenger boy?Copy !req
1192. Boy? I see no boy here!Copy !req
1193. You think you shut me up?Copy !req
1194. I didn’t? Well, let me try again.Copy !req
1195. The babe said it was good
for my complexion.Copy !req
1196. - <Cynthia?Copy !req
1197. Cindy?Copy !req
1198. There’s a call for you on line.
Somebody named Donald.Copy !req
1199. I don’t know anybody named Donald.Copy !req
1200. Tell him I’m out of
the country or something. - Okay.Copy !req
1201. I know she’s in the country,
Mrs. Mancini. I saw her today.Copy !req
1202. Well, my daughter
doesn’t know anyone named—Copy !req
1203. Ronald, is that you?Copy !req
1204. Why did you say
your name was Donald?Copy !req
1205. Uh— I guess I made a mistake. Bye-bye.Copy !req
1206. Mom, what’d he say?Copy !req
1207. First, he’s a geek.Copy !req
1208. And then you start going out with him.
And then he’s a geek again.Copy !req
1209. Honey, I don’t know
what a geek is.Copy !req
1210. I guess, at the present time,
a geek is Ronald Miller.Copy !req
1211. Who says? Hmm?Copy !req
1212. <♪♪ - <Copy !req
1213. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1214. Pow!Copy !req
1215. <Would you stop it?Copy !req
1216. Stop it! The neighbors, man!Copy !req
1217. Listen, all right?
Hold on! Just turn it off!Copy !req
1218. My mother was calling
the police, until I told her you had a chemical imbalance...Copy !req
1219. and you are seeking
psychiatric help!Copy !req
1220. I need to talk to you. - Fine.Copy !req
1221. Every time I called,
you were either taking a bath, washing your hair.Copy !req
1222. Or you were out of the country.
That was a good one, by the way.Copy !req
1223. I tried to get you alone at school,
but I got a month’s detention.Copy !req
1224. Yeah, you’re very big
in bathrooms, aren’t you?Copy !req
1225. Cindy, just hear me out.
And then I’ll leave you alone. Okay?Copy !req
1226. Oh! You t— You demolished me
New Year’s Eve.Copy !req
1227. But see—
I realize you did me a favor. You brought me back to reality.Copy !req
1228. All I ever wanted to do
was get close to you.Copy !req
1229. And then, when I finally got
there, it wasn’t me anymore.Copy !req
1230. Cindy— Oh, Cindy.Copy !req
1231. I was just hoping we could
sort this out, you know?Copy !req
1232. The real me and the real you.
That’s all.Copy !req
1233. Okay.Copy !req
1234. - But not at 6:00 in the morning.
- <Okay.Copy !req
1235. I’ll come back at 11:00.Copy !req
1236. I’ll be washing my hair—
out of the country.Copy !req
1237. That’s my favorite one.Copy !req
1238. Tell your mom I’m sorry.Copy !req
1239. Is that right?Copy !req
1240. - Good job.
- Really? Oh, my God!Copy !req
1241. - What’s happening, guys?
- Hey, nerd alert, man. He’s in our quadrant, too.Copy !req
1242. <Kenneth Wurman with Patty?
<No way!Copy !req
1243. Thanks so much! I swear,
I don’t know what I would have done without you. Really.Copy !req
1244. No problem. J-Just, uh, take
your time and follow the steps. - Okay.Copy !req
1245. Kenneth Worm-man is trying to
pull a Ronald McDonald Miller scam on us.Copy !req
1246. <He’s probably trying
<to pay her off. - Relax, man. He’s harmless.Copy !req
1247. I’m sending him back
to the minor leagues.Copy !req
1248. - Be cool, man.
- Hey, calm down.Copy !req
1249. Oh, man. He’s gonna make
a fool of himself.Copy !req
1250. Hey, what do you think you’re
doing over here, twimp? - H-Helping her with some math.Copy !req
1251. No, bullshit. You’re trying
to pull a Ronald Miller scam. - A what?Copy !req
1252. <You better get back to your own
<side, or I’m gonna send you back <to Geeksville in a milk carton!Copy !req
1253. Would you guys do something?Copy !req
1254. - <Oh, return of the living dread.
- Why don’t you lay off?Copy !req
1255. Why don’t you go back
where you belong, hosehead? - Take your hands off Kenneth.Copy !req
1256. Or I’ll break your arm.
Your pitching arm!Copy !req
1257. Oh yeah? Well, don’t make me
laugh, lawn boy.Copy !req
1258. Let go.Copy !req
1259. Now!Copy !req
1260. You broke your arm
once before, remember?Copy !req
1261. You fell out of our tree house.
Kenneth picked you up...Copy !req
1262. and we carried you 12 blocks
to the hospital. Yeah, you cried all the way.Copy !req
1263. We were all friends then, remember?Copy !req
1264. And now you want to end his life...Copy !req
1265. because he’s talking to Patty
on your side of the cafeteria.Copy !req
1266. <Oh, man, that’s stupid. I know, ’cause
<that’s where I wanted to be.Copy !req
1267. On your side, with your crowd.
But I messed up.Copy !req
1268. See, I tried to buy my way in.Copy !req
1269. But Kenneth—
he’s not trying to buy anybody.Copy !req
1270. He’s just trying
to make friends. Being himself.Copy !req
1271. Cools, nerds,
your side, my side.Copy !req
1272. Man, it’s all bullshit.
It’s just tough enough to be yourself.Copy !req
1273. It’s all right.Copy !req
1274. - Sorry.
- It’s okay.Copy !req
1275. This should cover it.Copy !req
1276. I saw a crack in the moon last night.Copy !req
1277. Yeah, me too.Copy !req
1278. You ready?Copy !req
1279. <Come on. Let’s go.Copy !req
1280. - I gotta go, okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1281. - See ya.
- Bye-bye.Copy !req
1282. Hi, Ronnie.Copy !req
1283. - All right! Take a chance!
- Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
1284. <Ronald!Copy !req
1285. Ronald!Copy !req
1286. - Go for it!
- Donald!Copy !req
1287. - Let’s go.
- Yeah. Now, hang on.Copy !req
1288. Whoo!Copy !req
1289. Okay, let’s get this deal
straight one last time.Copy !req
1290. Now, you can have
Saturday nights, but only if you ask me in advance.Copy !req
1291. Okay, I’m asking you
in advance: Will you go to the prom with me?Copy !req
1292. Not if you do
that stupid dance.Copy !req
1293. - Okay, how about kissing?
- Yeah, it’s important.Copy !req
1294. - Oh, it’s a must.
- Definitely.Copy !req
1295. <♪ Can’t buy me love ♪Copy !req
1296. <♪ Love ♪Copy !req
1297. <♪ Can’t buy me love ♪Copy !req
1298. <♪ I’ll buy you a diamond ring
<my friend ♪Copy !req
1299. <♪ If it makes you
<feel all right ♪Copy !req
1300. <♪ I’ll get you anything
<my friend ♪Copy !req
1301. <♪ If it makes you
<feel all right ♪Copy !req
1302. <♪ ’Cause I don’t care
<too much for money ♪Copy !req
1303. <♪ Money can’t buy me love ♪Copy !req
1304. <♪ I’ll give you all
<I’ve got to give ♪Copy !req
1305. <♪ If you say
<you’ll love me too ♪Copy !req
1306. <♪ I may not have a lot to give ♪Copy !req
1307. <♪ But what I got
<I’ll give to you ♪Copy !req
1308. <♪ I don’t care
<too much for money ♪Copy !req
1309. <♪ Money can’t buy me love ♪Copy !req
1310. <♪ Can’t buy me love ♪Copy !req
1311. <♪ Everybody tells me so ♪Copy !req
1312. <♪ Can’t buy me love ♪Copy !req
1313. <♪ No, no, no— no ♪Copy !req
1314. <♪ Say you don’t need
<no diamond rings ♪Copy !req
1315. <♪ And I’ll be satisfied ♪Copy !req
1316. <♪ Tell me that you want
<the kind of things ♪Copy !req
1317. <♪ That money just can’t buy ♪Copy !req
1318. <♪ I don’t care
<too much for money ♪Copy !req
1319. <♪ Money can’t buy me love ♪Copy !req
1320. <♪ Owwww ♪Copy !req
1321. <♪ Can’t buy me love ♪Copy !req
1322. <♪ Everybody tells me so ♪Copy !req
1323. <♪ Can’t buy me love ♪Copy !req
1324. <♪ No, no, no— no ♪Copy !req
1325. <♪ Say you don’t need
<no diamond rings ♪Copy !req
1326. <♪ And I’ll be satisfied ♪Copy !req
1327. <♪ Tell me that you want
<the kind of things ♪Copy !req
1328. <♪ That money just can’t buy ♪Copy !req
1329. <♪ I don’t care
<too much for money ♪Copy !req
1330. <♪ Money can’t buy me love ♪Copy !req
1331. <♪ Can’t buy me love ♪Copy !req
1332. <♪ Love ♪Copy !req
1333. <♪ Can’t buy me love ♪Copy !req
1334. <♪ Ohh ♪♪
™t buy me love ♪Copy !req
1335. <♪ Ohh ♪♪Copy !req