1. The sky is blue and all the leaves are green.
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2. The sun's as warm as a baked potato.
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3. I think I know precisely what I mean,
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4. When I say it's a shpadoinkle day.
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5. And as I ride with my girl,
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6. She's my best friend in the whole world!
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7. We'll move along, set our goals high
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8. With eyes full of hope as we aim for the...
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9. Sky is blue and all the leaves are green.
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10. My heart's as full as a baked potato.
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11. I think I know precisely what I mean,
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12. When I say it's a shpadoinkle day!
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13. When I say it's a happy-go-moinkaly
lucky shpadoinklely... dayyyyyy.
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14. It's a long, long way for us to go,
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15. But if we don't try we'll never know.
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16. Stay optimistic, set our goals high,
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17. There's nothing we can't do if we aim for the...
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18. Sky is blue and all the leaves are green.
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19. The air's as pure as a baked potato.
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20. We think we know exactly what we mean,
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21. When we say it's a shpadoinkle day.
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22. When we say it's a shpadoinkle day!
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23. I know that there's more to life than women.
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24. I just can't seem to figure out what else there is.
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25. I don't need it every night,
every morning would be just fine.
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26. A little sex, that's all I'm askin' for.
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27. That's all I'm askin' for!
That's all he's askin' for!
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28. Something I can test,
a gal would suit me best.
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29. I got a thing to use,
I know what to use it for.
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30. A girl I can love, and kiss,
and hold, and fu...
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31. That's all I'm askin' for!
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32. Now I don't wanna be rich
for the sake of women.
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33. I wanna be rich for the sake of our lord.
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34. Enough to build a church
where everyone can come.
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35. Enough for the lord,
that's all I'm askin' for.
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36. That's all I'm askin' for!
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37. That's all he's askin' for!
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38. It ain't a lot to ask.
I'm sure we'll get it fast.
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39. A friend of mine was mining
and he made a lot of cash.
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40. He made a gazillion dollars, how is that!
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41. That's all I'm askin' for!
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42. He did not make a gazillion dollars!
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43. You wanna ask him?
I'll tell you where he lives!
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44. That's all he's askin' for.
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45. That's all I'm askin' for.
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46. We're tired of being sick.
We're sick of being poor.
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47. We've had a little luck,
Now we want a little more.
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48. Enough so we'd never do anything anymore.
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49. That's all we're askin' for!
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50. Hey, what about you Mr. Miller,
what are you askin' for?
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51. No, no, I don't sing.
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52. Aw come on, if you can talk, you can sing.
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53. I just wanna make enough so
I can open up a shop of my own
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54. and go on with my family trade.
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55. Well there, that's great. What is it you do?
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56. I'm a butcher.
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57. You're a butcher?
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58. Yeah.
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59. I've never had much in the
way of friends or fam'ly.
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60. My horse is the only pal
I've ever known.
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61. I'd like to build a ranch
in the Rocky Mountain air.
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62. A home for us,
that's all I'm askin' for!
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63. That's all we're askin' for!
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64. That's all we're askin' for!
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65. We're tired of being sick.
We're sick of being poor.
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66. We've had a little luck,
now we want a little more.
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67. A girl I can love! A church!
A ranch! A store.
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68. That's all we're askin',
that's all we're askin',
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69. that's all we're askin' for!
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70. Ahahahaa! Shpadoinkle! hahahaa!
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71. She'll never know
what she meant to me.
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72. Whenever I was with her
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73. I was always as gentle
as I could be.
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74. And now I don't know why,
but she's gone away.
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75. And I'll just have to stand
on my own two legs.
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76. Your eyes, your smile
Made my little life worthwhile.
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77. There's was nothing I couldn't do
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78. When I was on top of you.
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79. I'd pull her hair,
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80. and she'd know to stop.
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81. And when she'd look behind her,
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82. I'd always be there.
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83. And now I don't know why, but she,
she's gone.
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84. And all I can do is try
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85. to carry on.
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86. Your eyes, your smile
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87. Made my little life worthwhile.
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88. The sky was a lot more blue,
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89. When I was on top of you.
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90. When I was on top of you.
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91. I can catch a helpless animal,
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92. skin it with my bare hands.
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93. I wake up muddy, and I go to bed bloody,
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94. 'cause I'm a trappin' man.
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95. I can brave the nastiest weather.
Weather!
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96. Even if it's 80 below.
Below!
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97. My pa was an elephant, but that's irrelevant.
My ma was an Eskimo.
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98. I eat rabbits' heads for breakfast.
Breakfast!
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99. With beaver butt on the side.
The side!
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100. My mind's magnificent and my body no different.
I'm full of trapper pride!
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101. Yo-ho!
Yo-ho! Yo-ho!
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102. Rip their fur, cut their skin with my knife.
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103. Yo-ho!
Yo-ho! Yo-ho!
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104. One thing's for sure,
there's nothing like a trappin' life!
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105. I'm badder than the baddest sailor!
Sailor!
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106. I make love to women to 10 feet tall.
Good lord!
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107. I've got a chest of wonder and balls of thunder.
I can break right through a wall.
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108. I love the sound of metal,
Metal!
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109. Snapping on an animal's head.
Ka-chink!
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110. Sometimes they scamper, sometimes they whimper,
but they always end up dead.
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111. I've always wanted to be somebody
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112. who didn't get pushed around.
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113. Now that I'm a trapper,
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114. I'm the meanest guy around.
Second meanest!
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115. The blood of a fresh-cut rodent
is as sweet as brandy wine.
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116. And the brain of an antelope
tastes like cantaloupe.
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117. What a yummy life!
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118. Yo-ho!
Yo-ho! Yo-ho!
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119. Rip their fur, cut their eyes out with my knife.
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120. Yo-ho!
Yo-ho! Yo-ho!
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121. Oh, stop!
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122. That's sick!
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123. I agree!
Nutter was singing in the wrong key!
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124. No I wasn't!
It was Loutzenheiser!
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125. I was singing in E flat minor.
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126. The SONG'S in F sharp major!
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127. I think they're the same thing.
I mean, E flat is the relative minor of F sharp.
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128. No it isn't! The relative minor is
three half-tones DOWN from the major, not up!
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129. No, it's three down.
Like A is the relative minor of C major.
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130. But isn't A sharp in C major?
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131. Wait, are you singing mixolydian scales or something?
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132. A sharp is tonic to C major! It's the sixth!
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133. No it isn't!
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134. Well, it would be like a raised 13th if anything.
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135. What is this magic I feel?
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136. Seems no matter where I am,
it finds me.
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137. Puts the memories of hope inside me.
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138. Makes me warm once more.
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139. He's just a quiet man,
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140. But his eyes can see right through me.
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141. Is it only that I feel pity?
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142. Could it be something more?
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143. Safe as an island,
Far off to sea.
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144. I'd almost forgotten
This side of me.
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145. What is this magic I feel?
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146. Thought this mushy stuff was below me.
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147. Could it be he is the one to show me
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148. What compassion is for?
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149. Safe as an island,
Far off to sea.
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150. I'd almost forgotten
This side of me.
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151. Perhaps I'm not the cold bitch
I pretended to be.
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152. I'd almost forgotten this side of me.
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153. Let's build a snowman!
We can make him our best friend.
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154. We can name him Tom or
we can name him George!
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155. We can make him tall,
or we can make him not so tall.
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156. Snowman!
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157. He'll have a happy face, a happy smile,
a happy point of view.
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158. If you build me a snowman,
then I'll build one for you.
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159. So, let's build a snowman!
We can make him our best friend.
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160. We can name him Bob or
we can name him Beowulf!
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161. We can make him tall,
or we can make him not so tall.
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162. Snowman!
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163. He'll have a happy face, a happy smile,
a happy point of view.
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164. If you build me a snowman,
then I'll build one for you.
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165. Snowman!
Snowman! Snowman!
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166. Hang the bastard, hang him high.
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167. Hoist his body to the sky.
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168. It's as nice as a day can be.
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169. Won't you come to the hanging with me?
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170. Hang the bastard, hang him high.
Hoist his body to the sky.
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171. It's as nice as a day can be.
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172. Won't you come to the hanging with me?
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173. Hang the bastard, hang him well.
Send his sorry soul to hell.
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174. When his neckbone snaps we'll know.
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175. When the cannibal won't be killing anymore.
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176. His face will turn red,
Then purple, then blue.
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177. We'll watch from up here
To get a good view.
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178. And when his eyes bug out we'll know,
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179. It's the end of him
And the end of the show!
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180. So hang the bastard, hang him with cheer.
We'll make some hot dogs
And drink a few beers.
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181. And when his tongue rolls out we'll know,
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182. It's the end of the show
And we all can go home!
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183. But not till we hang the bastard, hang him here.
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184. The most exciting thing this town has seen in years.
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185. When his body stops jerking we'll know,
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186. It's the end of him, it's the end of him,
It's the end of him,
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187. And the end of the show.
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188. So hang the bastard, hang him high.
Kiss his guilty butt goodbye.
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189. It's as nice as a day can be.
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190. Won't you come to the hanging with me?
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191. His veins will pop out all over his head.
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192. We'll tickle his armpits to make sure he's dead.
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193. And when his tongue rolls out we'll know,
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194. It's the end of him and we all can go home!
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195. But not till we
Hang the bastard, hang him high.
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196. Hoist his body to the sky.
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197. When his body stops jerking we'll know,
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198. It's the end of him, it's the end of him,
It's the end of him!
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199. Let's get on with the show!
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200. Hooray!
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201. The sky is blue and all the leaves are green.
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202. My heart's as full as a baked potato.
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203. I'm sure you know exactly what I mean,
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204. When I say it's a shpadoinkle day.
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205. When we say it's a shpadoinkle day!
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