Cannibal! The Musical (1996)

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Trey Parker as Alferd Packer • Matt Stone as James Humphries • Dian Bachar as George Noon • Ian Hardin as Shannon Bell • Jon Hegel as Isreal Swan • Masao Maki as Indian Chief • Robert Muratore as Frenchy Cabazon

Heading through Colorado Territory in search of gold and women, Alferd Packer and his group of bemused companions find themselves lost, starving and musically inspired by the obstacles they confront along the way, including a die-hard Confederate cyc...

United States of America • Comedy • Western • Thriller

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1. The sky is blue and all the leaves are green.

2. The sun's as warm as a baked potato.

3. I think I know precisely what I mean,

4. When I say it's a shpadoinkle day.

5. And as I ride with my girl,

6. She's my best friend in the whole world!

7. We'll move along, set our goals high

8. With eyes full of hope as we aim for the...

9. Sky is blue and all the leaves are green.

10. My heart's as full as a baked potato.

11. I think I know precisely what I mean,

12. When I say it's a shpadoinkle day!

13. When I say it's a happy-go-moinkaly lucky shpadoinklely... dayyyyyy.

14. It's a long, long way for us to go,

15. But if we don't try we'll never know.

16. Stay optimistic, set our goals high,

17. There's nothing we can't do if we aim for the...

18. Sky is blue and all the leaves are green.

19. The air's as pure as a baked potato.

20. We think we know exactly what we mean,

21. When we say it's a shpadoinkle day.

22. When we say it's a shpadoinkle day!

23. I know that there's more to life than women.

24. I just can't seem to figure out what else there is.

25. I don't need it every night, every morning would be just fine.

26. A little sex, that's all I'm askin' for.

27. That's all I'm askin' for! That's all he's askin' for!

28. Something I can test, a gal would suit me best.

29. I got a thing to use, I know what to use it for.

30. A girl I can love, and kiss, and hold, and fu...

31. That's all I'm askin' for!

32. Now I don't wanna be rich for the sake of women.

33. I wanna be rich for the sake of our lord.

34. Enough to build a church where everyone can come.

35. Enough for the lord, that's all I'm askin' for.

36. That's all I'm askin' for!

37. That's all he's askin' for!

38. It ain't a lot to ask. I'm sure we'll get it fast.

39. A friend of mine was mining and he made a lot of cash.

40. He made a gazillion dollars, how is that!

41. That's all I'm askin' for!

42. He did not make a gazillion dollars!

43. You wanna ask him? I'll tell you where he lives!

44. That's all he's askin' for.

45. That's all I'm askin' for.

46. We're tired of being sick. We're sick of being poor.

47. We've had a little luck, Now we want a little more.

48. Enough so we'd never do anything anymore.

49. That's all we're askin' for!

50. Hey, what about you Mr. Miller, what are you askin' for?

51. No, no, I don't sing.

52. Aw come on, if you can talk, you can sing.

53. I just wanna make enough so I can open up a shop of my own

54. and go on with my family trade.

55. Well there, that's great. What is it you do?

56. I'm a butcher.

57. You're a butcher?

58. Yeah.

59. I've never had much in the way of friends or fam'ly.

60. My horse is the only pal I've ever known.

61. I'd like to build a ranch in the Rocky Mountain air.

62. A home for us, that's all I'm askin' for!

63. That's all we're askin' for!

64. That's all we're askin' for!

65. We're tired of being sick. We're sick of being poor.

66. We've had a little luck, now we want a little more.

67. A girl I can love! A church! A ranch! A store.

68. That's all we're askin', that's all we're askin',

69. that's all we're askin' for!

70. Ahahahaa! Shpadoinkle! hahahaa!

71. She'll never know what she meant to me.

72. Whenever I was with her

73. I was always as gentle as I could be.

74. And now I don't know why, but she's gone away.

75. And I'll just have to stand on my own two legs.

76. Your eyes, your smile Made my little life worthwhile.

77. There's was nothing I couldn't do

78. When I was on top of you.

79. I'd pull her hair,

80. and she'd know to stop.

81. And when she'd look behind her,

82. I'd always be there.

83. And now I don't know why, but she, she's gone.

84. And all I can do is try

85. to carry on.

86. Your eyes, your smile

87. Made my little life worthwhile.

88. The sky was a lot more blue,

89. When I was on top of you.

90. When I was on top of you.

91. I can catch a helpless animal,

92. skin it with my bare hands.

93. I wake up muddy, and I go to bed bloody,

94. 'cause I'm a trappin' man.

95. I can brave the nastiest weather. Weather!

96. Even if it's 80 below. Below!

97. My pa was an elephant, but that's irrelevant. My ma was an Eskimo.

98. I eat rabbits' heads for breakfast. Breakfast!

99. With beaver butt on the side. The side!

100. My mind's magnificent and my body no different. I'm full of trapper pride!

101. Yo-ho! Yo-ho! Yo-ho!

102. Rip their fur, cut their skin with my knife.

103. Yo-ho! Yo-ho! Yo-ho!

104. One thing's for sure, there's nothing like a trappin' life!

105. I'm badder than the baddest sailor! Sailor!

106. I make love to women to 10 feet tall. Good lord!

107. I've got a chest of wonder and balls of thunder. I can break right through a wall.

108. I love the sound of metal, Metal!

109. Snapping on an animal's head. Ka-chink!

110. Sometimes they scamper, sometimes they whimper, but they always end up dead.

111. I've always wanted to be somebody

112. who didn't get pushed around.

113. Now that I'm a trapper,

114. I'm the meanest guy around. Second meanest!

115. The blood of a fresh-cut rodent is as sweet as brandy wine.

116. And the brain of an antelope tastes like cantaloupe.

117. What a yummy life!

118. Yo-ho! Yo-ho! Yo-ho!

119. Rip their fur, cut their eyes out with my knife.

120. Yo-ho! Yo-ho! Yo-ho!

121. Oh, stop!

122. That's sick!

123. I agree! Nutter was singing in the wrong key!

124. No I wasn't! It was Loutzenheiser!

125. I was singing in E flat minor.

126. The SONG'S in F sharp major!

127. I think they're the same thing. I mean, E flat is the relative minor of F sharp.

128. No it isn't! The relative minor is three half-tones DOWN from the major, not up!

129. No, it's three down. Like A is the relative minor of C major.

130. But isn't A sharp in C major?

131. Wait, are you singing mixolydian scales or something?

132. A sharp is tonic to C major! It's the sixth!

133. No it isn't!

134. Well, it would be like a raised 13th if anything.

135. What is this magic I feel?

136. Seems no matter where I am, it finds me.

137. Puts the memories of hope inside me.

138. Makes me warm once more.

139. He's just a quiet man,

140. But his eyes can see right through me.

141. Is it only that I feel pity?

142. Could it be something more?

143. Safe as an island, Far off to sea.

144. I'd almost forgotten This side of me.

145. What is this magic I feel?

146. Thought this mushy stuff was below me.

147. Could it be he is the one to show me

148. What compassion is for?

149. Safe as an island, Far off to sea.

150. I'd almost forgotten This side of me.

151. Perhaps I'm not the cold bitch I pretended to be.

152. I'd almost forgotten this side of me.

153. Let's build a snowman! We can make him our best friend.

154. We can name him Tom or we can name him George!

155. We can make him tall, or we can make him not so tall.

156. Snowman!

157. He'll have a happy face, a happy smile, a happy point of view.

158. If you build me a snowman, then I'll build one for you.

159. So, let's build a snowman! We can make him our best friend.

160. We can name him Bob or we can name him Beowulf!

161. We can make him tall, or we can make him not so tall.

162. Snowman!

163. He'll have a happy face, a happy smile, a happy point of view.

164. If you build me a snowman, then I'll build one for you.

165. Snowman! Snowman! Snowman!

166. Hang the bastard, hang him high.

167. Hoist his body to the sky.

168. It's as nice as a day can be.

169. Won't you come to the hanging with me?

170. Hang the bastard, hang him high. Hoist his body to the sky.

171. It's as nice as a day can be.

172. Won't you come to the hanging with me?

173. Hang the bastard, hang him well. Send his sorry soul to hell.

174. When his neckbone snaps we'll know.

175. When the cannibal won't be killing anymore.

176. His face will turn red, Then purple, then blue.

177. We'll watch from up here To get a good view.

178. And when his eyes bug out we'll know,

179. It's the end of him And the end of the show!

180. So hang the bastard, hang him with cheer. We'll make some hot dogs And drink a few beers.

181. And when his tongue rolls out we'll know,

182. It's the end of the show And we all can go home!

183. But not till we hang the bastard, hang him here.

184. The most exciting thing this town has seen in years.

185. When his body stops jerking we'll know,

186. It's the end of him, it's the end of him, It's the end of him,

187. And the end of the show.

188. So hang the bastard, hang him high. Kiss his guilty butt goodbye.

189. It's as nice as a day can be.

190. Won't you come to the hanging with me?

191. His veins will pop out all over his head.

192. We'll tickle his armpits to make sure he's dead.

193. And when his tongue rolls out we'll know,

194. It's the end of him and we all can go home!

195. But not till we Hang the bastard, hang him high.

196. Hoist his body to the sky.

197. When his body stops jerking we'll know,

198. It's the end of him, it's the end of him, It's the end of him!

199. Let's get on with the show!

200. Hooray!

201. The sky is blue and all the leaves are green.

202. My heart's as full as a baked potato.

203. I'm sure you know exactly what I mean,

204. When I say it's a shpadoinkle day.

205. When we say it's a shpadoinkle day!